< 1157587713 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1157587789 0 :GregorR-W!n=gregor@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1157588430 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157588565 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157588568 0 :ihope__!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157588578 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1157589137 0 :ihope127!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157589146 0 :ihope127!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How'd that happen? < 1157589149 0 :ihope127!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope_ < 1157589166 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :._o < 1157589349 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So self-modifying programs are hard to compile efficiently? < 1157589408 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'twould appear so < 1157589488 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in it isn't so, or what? < 1157589557 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would appear to be the case that, inasmuch as a program possesses the ability to modify its own code, it is difficult to compile in a clean and efficient manner. < 1157589974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . Um, wouldn't compiling for a Von Neumann architecture make self-modifying code *easy* to compile? < 1157590002 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Call me ignorant) < 1157590020 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Von Neumman architecture? < 1157590101 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_neumann_architecture < 1157590196 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it might be easy to compile, but not necessarily easy to compile efficiently. < 1157590208 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And while it might be "easy" to compile in a general sense, it's still harder than a program that just sits and does something sanely :o) < 1157590275 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compiling self-modifying BF into the x86 architecture "the easy way" would probably result in inefficient stuff. < 1157590299 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you want efficient/optimized? < 1157590308 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, you might as well solve the halting problem. < 1157590359 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For an FSA, I'm assuming... < 1157590455 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FSA? < 1157590465 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finite-state automaton. < 1157590482 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not for an FSA. A Turing machine. :p < 1157590545 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With a bounded tape? < 1157590555 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bounded on one end? < 1157590578 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With cells containing ordinal numbers that can't be raised, maybe? < 1157590591 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And a pink bow on the head? < 1157590615 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, a Turing machine, as published in Turing's paper. . . ;) < 1157590648 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do I get to write it in Brainhype? < 1157590694 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. For the Universal Turing Machine, bitch. < 1157590739 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's impossible! < 1157590740 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, *a* universal Turing Machine < 1157590755 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's more than one way to skin a cat :o) < 1157590762 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: My point exactly. < 1157590782 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: I'm making the UTM an arbitrary requirement. < 1157590963 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're saying it's impossible to optimize self-modifying code, then? < 1157591012 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, it's impossible to be sure that you've made any code perfectly optimised. < 1157591023 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC, you would need to solve the halting problem to do so. < 1157591042 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if the self-modifying code is merely PDA-complete? < 1157591087 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then it could be possible. < 1157591135 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1157591163 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hmms
< 1157591176 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought there was a client at the other end of ihope. < 1157591190 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently not. < 1157591281 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eats ihope's corpse
< 1157591294 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm, aggravatastic. < 1157591368 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ulch, that meat was tainted! You feel deathly dick. < 1157591372 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/dick/sick/ < 1157591401 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You also ate ihope's dick, so you feel deathly dick as well. :p < 1157591402 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your dick feels deathly sick. < 1157591406 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1157591444 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION kicks everyone
< 1157591472 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Ouch! That hurts!) < 1157591495 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't eat THAT part :-\ < 1157591527 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You die from your illness. Do you want your possessions identified? [yn] (n) < 1157591530 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you *did* eat his corpse. < 1157591583 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION stabs pikhq
< 1157591590 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any other dissenters? < 1157591599 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oddly enough, "Do you want your possessions identified? [yn] (n)" gets no Google hits. < 1157591614 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try [ynq] < 1157591622 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION was already a zombie :p
< 1157591652 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks at http://www.dailycharity.cjb.net/
< 1157591666 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still nothing. < 1157591748 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :curious < 1157592680 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION suddenly goes crazy and hits random things with other random things
< 1157592712 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION runs in a random direction, then downloads a random program
< 1157592846 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sets ihope's dial to "non-random"
< 1157592882 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION calms down
< 1157592900 0 :ivan`!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1157592911 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is way too proud of BFM. . .
< 1157592966 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainf**ing mother? < 1157592970 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or... eh. < 1157592975 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BrainFuck Macros. < 1157592995 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION got bored, and wrote a macro system for Brainfuck. Whee.
< 1157593004 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah. < 1157593050 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the adjective form of "paradigm"? < 1157593343 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's the same < 1157593380 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION rewrote his little Brainfuck uncompression program in BFM. . .
< 1157593561 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It differs in size by a handful of characters (only because my standard macros library is paranoid about clearing cells) when one strips comments from the compiled BFM code. . . < 1157593633 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The difference, though, is that the uncompiled source is much more readable. ;) < 1157594777 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . And I scared everyone off. < 1157594792 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're so scary. < 1157594793 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION caws
< 1157594796 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hides from pikhq
< 1157594811 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it my fault that I tried making Brainfuck a saner place? < 1157595015 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BTW, when I look at the resulting code from BFM, if I ignore the overexuberant commenting, I end up thinking "Jeez, this Brainfuck coder was paranoid.". . . < 1157595057 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1157595103 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h75.248.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157596422 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.72 [Firefox 1.5.0.6/2006072814]" < 1157600163 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157600870 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A comparison between BFM coding and Brainfuck coding: < 1157600889 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BFM coding time for compress.bf: ~15 minutes. < 1157600905 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainfuck coding time for compress.bf: Not yet finished. < 1157600912 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Started a few days ago. < 1157600917 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-o < 1157601002 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll look a bit more impressive once I get around to writing stdcons.bfm, though. < 1157601017 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Currently, it's doing one-cell versions of each constant. < 1157601139 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Other than that, and it's paranoid usage of [-], it looks like what you'd expect from a human writing the code. . . < 1157601183 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . Fine. The output code is overcommented, too. < 1157601256 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1157601382 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION loves his little bit of work. :D
< 1157601445 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Before, I was proud. < 1157601448 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, I'm in love. < 1157601460 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :get a room ;-) < 1157601502 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION should register #bfm :p
< 1157602070 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :No route to host < 1157602265 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: what is bfm? < 1157602280 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a macro package for Brainfuck that I wrote. . . < 1157602283 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BrainF*** Macros < 1157602304 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oic < 1157602352 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have arrays? < 1157602375 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't have a macro written for it yet. < 1157602440 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite frankly, I don't care enough about that to write one for it. < 1157602447 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have written some code that only requires 2 cells per array element.. it's in bfbasic, which is hopefully still hosted on sf.net someplace :) < 1157602450 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1157602496 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't seem to work very well with how the macro system works, anyways. < 1157602500 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No relative addressing in it. < 1157602502 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1157602547 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, you knew that bf macros have been created before (many years ago)? < 1157602578 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably nothing like what you have, so it's still cool :) < 1157602642 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew. < 1157602652 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I pretty much was bored, and felt like writing it. < 1157602668 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://nickv111.is-a-geek.com:8080/~pikhq/bfm.tar.bz2 has my last tarball. < 1157602692 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to try and release another tomorrow, which will include, among other things, a collection of useful macros. < 1157602935 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds pimpcash < 1157602952 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :._o < 1157603241 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASSIGN phrase "pimpcash" : ADJECTIVE; CONNOTE @ "good" MODIFY "doubleplus"; END ASSIGN < 1157603271 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_. < 1157603277 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CLS < 1157603279 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RUN < 1157603338 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahah. < 1157603363 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there we go. < 1157603474 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :y'know, pikhq- I could hook you up with a *significantly* nicer file host/ shell/etc, if you're interested. < 1157603864 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's my friend's box, just so you know. . . < 1157603871 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is mildly interested, though.
< 1157605843 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"sleep" < 1157605909 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1157606339 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@243.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157606610 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: how does SSH/SFTP access, 2gb of storage, webhosting, GCC, and anything else (anything open source that is) that you want sound? < 1157609536 0 :anonfunc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1157610772 0 :sekhmet_!n=pez@ppp-70-226-144-113.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157611198 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :RodgerTheZzz < 1157611333 0 :sekhmet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1157611339 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1157611479 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-146-204.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157612376 0 :anonfunc!n=pimaniac@adsl-67-117-30-249.dsl.chic01.pacbell.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157612682 0 :anonfunc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1157613319 0 :anonfunc!n=pimaniac@adsl-67-117-30-249.dsl.chic01.pacbell.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157615999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1157616000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1157616085 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1157616136 0 :GregorR-W!n=gregor@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1157617002 0 :sekhmet_!n=pez@ppp-70-226-142-145.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157617021 0 :wooby!n=alan@cpe-66-67-50-81.rochester.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1157617795 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157618563 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-141-199.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157619356 0 :sekhmet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157619399 0 :ivan`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :" HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- Leading Edge IRC" < 1157625957 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1157626907 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157626920 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157635753 0 :RodgerTheZzz!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :RodgerTheGreat < 1157640999 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: Ooooh. Could be handy. < 1157641009 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1157642158 0 :anonfunc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1157643838 0 :GreyKnight!n=wheel@88-108-235-232.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1157646625 0 :sparr_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1157646905 0 :jix!n=jix@L63e4.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1157647214 0 :sparr_!i=sparr@pdpc/supporter/active/sparr JOIN :#esoteric < 1157647577 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pikhq.nonlogic.org/bfm.tar.bz2 New tarball up. < 1157647739 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1157647769 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Including a standard macros library. :) < 1157647786 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoot < 1157647827 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I've not tested all of them, so. . . < 1157647929 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any old code examples should work with this new version. < 1157647942 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, this new version has gotten slightly fancier. . . < 1157650146 0 :kipple_!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1157653081 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-20-109.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157654838 0 :smokecfh!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1157655545 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"temci lo nu citka" < 1157658451 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-23-166.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157659260 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157659618 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157659759 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157662710 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h167.235.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157664499 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"temci lo nu sipna .i co'o rodo" < 1157664830 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lojban! < 1157664912 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.o < 1157666321 0 :W_!n=W@198.80-203-25.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1157666761 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My W fell off! < 1157666764 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait, no, it's still there. < 1157666770 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But there's another one! < 1157667749 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1157669301 0 :ihope_!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157669559 0 :W_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1157670849 0 :ihope__!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157670858 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1157671359 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1157671484 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157671556 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :y'know, I almost asked a java question in here, and then a tiny part of my brain screamed "GOD NO, YOU'LL BE EATEN ALIVE!" < 1157671570 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, I'll just link to D. < 1157671683 0 :ihope_!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157671853 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eats RodgerTheGreat alive
< 1157671858 0 :ihope__!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1157671876 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't eat Java fanatics. < 1157671881 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They don't taste any good at all. < 1157671888 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION punches out of GreyKnight's stomach and gleefully runs away with his spleen and kidneys
< 1157671911 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION smacks RodgerTheGreat around the head repeatedly.
< 1157671916 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and who said I'm a fanatic? I *use* java, I don't worship it. < 1157671922 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...that was pathetic, lartscript < 1157671923 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION begins to pray... All of the gods suddenly decide that RodgerTheGreat is unworthy! RodgerTheGreat is blasted to smithereens by a lightning bolt!
< 1157671933 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :slightly better, but still poor. < 1157671954 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is an atheist, and is therefore unaffected by GreyKnight's imaginary friends
< 1157671960 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: Ah, so you're just *dipped* in shit, not made of it. :p < 1157671970 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hardy har har. < 1157671981 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, another Cool Kid < 1157672002 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is a Christain, and is willing to do God's work for him
< 1157672019 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: "just *dipped* in shit" Brilliant XD < 1157672022 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gets out a huge-ass capacitor bank, which is fully charged.
< 1157672027 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: XD < 1157672049 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION avoids grounding himself
< 1157672061 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, you're in flight? < 1157672070 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who said I wasn't? < 1157672076 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :From me kicking him in the ass < 1157672083 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has two ends to hit you with. . .
< 1157672085 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He'll land in Timbuctoo somewhere, I think < 1157672109 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm willing to ground you. < 1157672132 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Must ... not ... read as sexual euphemism ... < 1157672142 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::S < 1157672174 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION holds up a wire, which is connected at one end to a grounding rod in the ground
< 1157672175 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ITYM "innuendo" < 1157672236 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: Sexual euphemism is a form of innuendo. < 1157672279 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://greyfire.org/picture_library/o-vraiment.png < 1157672286 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just sexual. < 1157672311 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GreyKnight: Vhat de fuck? Bork bork! < 1157672339 0 :GreyKnight!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :._O < 1157672901 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1157673063 0 :kipple_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1157673443 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)