< 1158624552 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahah, most ridiculous wikipedia category ever: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people < 1158624592 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . < 1158624621 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVENTUALLY THEY'LL HAVE SIX BILLION ARTICLES IN THERE! < 1158625927 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h228.250.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158626944 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1158626995 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h228.250.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158629144 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.75 [Firefox 1.5.0.6/0000000000]" < 1158635508 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Botswana < 1158636407 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks at the code for wib.b. . .
< 1158636414 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That looks very, very generated. < 1158636440 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[-]>>><<<[-] a code excerpt. < 1158636475 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION recoils in horror
< 1158636486 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Symmetrical, at least... < 1158636495 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>>++++++++++[-<++++++++++>][-] Another example < 1158636497 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess. < 1158636509 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :][-] is pure evil < 1158636534 0 :ivan`!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1158636538 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see? Generated. . . < 1158636543 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like someone needs a bf optimiser < 1158636568 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no shit < 1158636654 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I ran it through one already. I'm looking for horrible examples in there, too. < 1158636670 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, they actually exist? Damn :( < 1158636706 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote a simple one a while back that would catch this shit, at least < 1158636724 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the deeper you want to get into optimization the more complex it becomes. < 1158636725 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll do some more seding. < 1158636802 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it fails horribly. < 1158636811 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed "s/][-]/]/g" < bar.b > wib.b < 1158636818 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see anything wrong there? < 1158636826 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1158636864 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aside from the obvious "it doesn't work" bit. XD < 1158636908 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as for ++++++++++[-<++++++++++>], it looks like someone has compiled befunge into brainfuck ... < 1158636922 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like 99* < 1158636993 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Regexps hate me today. < 1158637039 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does "][-]" not match [-][-]? < 1158637061 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume you know [ is a special character... < 1158637081 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the FUCK converter was this guy using that created [-][-]? < 1158637094 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: It created [-]>>><<<[-] < 1158637120 0 :Botswana!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"haaaaaaaaaa" < 1158637129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's Tcl's "simple" regexp syntax ATM. < 1158637130 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm speechless < 1158637175 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I probably used it very, very wrong. < 1158637182 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Regexps hate me, and I hate them, you see. < 1158637186 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h228.250.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158637197 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1158637203 0 :feesh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1158637221 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. Forgot to escape the brackets. XD < 1158637266 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h228.250.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158637298 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 76 76 6069 wib.b < 1158637301 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 76 76 6117 bar.b < 1158637324 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bar.b is before s/]\[-]/]/g, wib.b is after. < 1158637527 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And this is only after superficial glances at wib.b. . . < 1158637529 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jebus. < 1158637546 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does wib do? < 1158637597 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It compiles Brainfuck to C. < 1158637606 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Written In Brainfuck", it claims. < 1158637608 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lies. < 1158637761 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could probably just use BFM to create a much more efficient version. :p < 1158637995 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . Although itoa is going to be a bitch to right. < 1158638001 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/right/write/ < 1158638090 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should be straightforward enough, I think... just a pain in the behind to debug :D < 1158638124 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In BFM, not Brainfuck (makes debugging a *bit* simpler, especially if I have it compile to C instead of Brainfuck). < 1158638271 0 :ivan`_!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1158638430 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1158639241 0 :ivan`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1158639241 0 :ivan`_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ivan` < 1158639541 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1158641464 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1158641813 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@226.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158642309 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BFM: A macro language of one :P. < 1158642359 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's rather unfriendly < 1158642677 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's what comes of shameless plugs. < 1158642816 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose < 1158643107 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1158643765 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.57.51.58 JOIN :#esoteric < 1158644464 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1158644468 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.57.51.58 JOIN :#esoteric < 1158646772 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1158647839 0 :Razor-X`!n=user@user-11faa0s.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158647894 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1158648354 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1158652799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1158652800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1158655212 0 :ivan`_!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1158656179 0 :ivan`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1158656180 0 :ivan`_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ivan` < 1158656785 0 :ivan`_!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1158657729 0 :ivan`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1158657729 0 :ivan`_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ivan` < 1158658203 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@226.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158662290 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1158663292 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1158663577 0 :dbc!n=dbc@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158666233 0 :Ciaran|Work!n=ciawal@mail.kenthouse.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158668229 0 :feesh!n=Feesh@81.168.73.174 JOIN :#esoteric < 1158670631 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X`: Maybe, just maybe, I should shut up about BFM for a bit. < 1158670651 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is just too damned proud of it to easily shut up about it
< 1158670762 0 :Ciaran|Work!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shall regret this but what is BFM? < 1158671175 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A macro package for Brainfuck I've been shamelessly plugging for far too long. < 1158673055 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where? < 1158673289 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pikhq.nonlogic.org/bfm.tar.bz2 < 1158673442 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1158673612 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.57.51.58 JOIN :#esoteric < 1158675677 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-130-85-79.range86-130.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158676657 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :arr < 1158679082 0 :jix!n=jix@L627b.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1158679218 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X`: hey i want to join the eso contest if possible... using linguine as lang if possible... msg me pls... imaway now... < 1158679442 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1158680526 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-130-85-79.range86-130.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158681672 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip72-200-73-175.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158681959 0 :GregorR-W!n=gregor@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158682001 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1158682437 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1158682445 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like I have more keys than I previously thought: http://ipodlinux.org/Key_Chart < 1158682487 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 keys and the wheel left/right < 1158682650 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking that I want to leave 4 as direction keys, then enter for a menu < 1158682794 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, could use the wheel for left/right cursor < 1158682819 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that could free up left and right for space and enter < 1158683095 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: ? < 1158683127 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: trying to design a language/editor with minimal button presses required < 1158683142 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for an ipod) < 1158683377 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1158683695 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Scroll taps (stap events) are generated on 4G and later iPods when the user taps a certain region of the scroll wheel. They are used primarily for Text Input functions. Scroll taps may be simulated with the numeric keypad." <- bingo! < 1158683712 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is your solution right there < 1158683770 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it can recognize 8 unique positions, ergo: BF keypad. < 1158683784 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1158683787 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf is too slow < 1158683809 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too slow for what? < 1158683837 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you implying you want to do "serious" programming on your iPod? Get a palm, man. < 1158683861 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: the thing is that I'll be getting the ipod for free :) < 1158683875 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes, I'd like to do just that < 1158684856 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is Razor-X`?! < 1158684869 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix: *boom* < 1158685281 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1158685583 0 :iissmart!i=Admin@wads-5-232-93.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1158685602 0 :iissmart!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1158685860 0 :Ciaran|Work!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1158690203 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1158690225 0 :CXI!i=someone@c220-237-123-137.randw1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1158691684 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh, me mateys! < 1158692746 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now here's an idea- let's turn this from "Talk like a pirate day" to "Code like a pirate day". < 1158692807 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's turn "code like a pirate day" into "stab yourself in the face day" < 1158693288 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about both? < 1158693308 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: only if you participate < 1158695247 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158695799 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158697434 0 :kipple_!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1158698452 0 :mtve!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1158701329 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1158703173 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-cb3de155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1158704000 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h209.236.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1158704463 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooharrrr < 1158704649 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seen On Slashdot: Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his shorts, and says, "arr, bartender, bring me a flagion of rum!" The bartender says, "sure, pal, but what's with the steering wheel?" The pirate growls, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts." < 1158704925 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Har... arr? < 1158704955 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Billions of blue blistering barnacles... < 1158705045 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What in the seven seas, ye barnaclehead! < 1158707165 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVERYONE, QUICKLY: #FEESH < 1158707179 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no? < 1158707186 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION spasms
< 1158707394 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :please? < 1158707461 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1158708507 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVERYONE, QUICKLY: ##QUANTUM < 1158708515 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's better than #FEESH. < 1158708527 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lies < 1158708530 0 :feesh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got banned out of my own birthday party channel :'( < 1158708539 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1158708549 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me too. < 1158708649 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, that was weird. < 1158708835 0 :feesh!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1158708876 0 :kipple_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1158709444 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to bed
< 1158709482 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :write that down in your copybook now. < 1158709626 0 :Razor-X`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have school, ya know -_-''. < 1158709778 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol