< 1164068455 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1164068546 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1164071397 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.75 [IceWeasel 1.0.1b2] (kidding!)" < 1164072556 0 :dbc!n=dbc@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1164072633 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want someone to systematically administer a Turing Test to the customer service departments of large businesses, and report the results. < 1164072667 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With derision where appropriate. < 1164072705 0 :xor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1164074486 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dbc: go right ahead. < 1164075782 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@cpc1-stkn2-0-0-cust919.midd.cable.ntl.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1164076245 0 :GregorR-L!n=GregorR-@host-225-229.dhcp.pdx.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1164077226 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164077836 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164078769 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1164079721 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.75 [IceWeasel 1.0.1b2] (kidding!)" < 1164083283 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1164083285 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1164083716 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1164087664 0 :ivan`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :" HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- The future of IRC" < 1164089822 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1164091004 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-146-92.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164092326 0 :GregorR-L!n=GregorR-@c-71-193-149-252.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164093725 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1164095999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1164096000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1164096522 0 :ivan`!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1164097568 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1164098136 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1164102776 0 :wooby!n=alan@ny-lancastercadent4g1-3a-236.buf.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164102809 0 :wooby!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello friends < 1164109587 0 :James-S!i=kvirc@86.112.0.103 JOIN :#esoteric < 1164111579 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/06.08.09" < 1164115811 0 :jix!n=jix@L6289.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1164118249 0 :jix_!n=jix@L6224.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1164119311 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1164121898 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-103fe155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1164122032 0 :wooby!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1164122291 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=RodgerTh@wads-5-233-82.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1164123091 0 :dbc1!n=dbc@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1164123161 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1164125218 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :rretzbach < 1164125259 0 :rretzbach!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1164125355 0 :James-S!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Evenin, folks < 1164126805 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tips his hat
< 1164126820 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although, in my timezone, it's still technically morning. < 1164126861 0 :James-S!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1164128365 0 :James-S!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1164129177 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1164131840 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol at claim 9: http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PG01&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=%2220040161257%22.PGNR.&OS=DN/20040161257&RS=DN/20040161257 < 1164133409 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are bf interpreters in lots of languages, right? < 1164133412 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about LaTeX? < 1164133498 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1164133499 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :latex is a programming language? < 1164133504 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :theoetically possible < 1164133530 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: it's just as turing complete as (say) unlambda version 1 < 1164133538 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it is. I found a package that lets you use arrays. < 1164133552 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i suppose if it has arrays it must be turing-complete < 1164133569 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only problem is that all variables are global, meaning that loops are somewhat tricky to implement. < 1164133607 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I was going to ask about looping... < 1164133659 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I implemented BF on my calculator once. < 1164133664 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Next up: toaster.) < 1164133682 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If my toaster can run Linux, it can run brainfuck!) < 1164133707 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose you could consider heated bread to be a type of particle automaton. < 1164133843 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The calculator didn't have local variables either. < 1164133909 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what calculator was this? < 1164133919 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HP 48gII+. < 1164133954 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe without the +. < 1164133956 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh, nice. < 1164133973 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello World took about... two minutes to execute. < 1164133974 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1164133975 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should take a crack at programming my 11c to do that... < 1164139547 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@cpc1-stkn2-0-0-cust919.midd.cable.ntl.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1164141449 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164143324 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164143327 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dyson! < 1164144096 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h205.250.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164146785 0 :anonfunc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1164146996 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1164147336 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1164147968 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1164148024 0 :GregorR-L!n=GregorR-@host-203-191.pubnet.pdx.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1164149542 0 :xor!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :abc < 1164149560 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dfg < 1164151055 0 :xor!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Capt < 1164151062 0 :Capt!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CaptnOblivious < 1164151413 0 :CaptnOblivious!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :xor < 1164151843 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/06.08.09" < 1164151877 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1164152465 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1164152533 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric