00:17:38 -!- LeaLeaLea has joined. 00:17:57 I COME SEEKING CAKEPROPHET. 00:18:37 WHO 00:18:39 A 00:18:40 LIEK 00:18:42 HI 00:18:50 * CakeProphet tells some prophesy 00:18:55 about... hrm.. 00:19:02 cake? 00:19:02 IN FOUR DAYS THERE WILL BE SOURDOUGH BREAD. 00:19:08 l 00:19:14 ahem. bread is not cake. 00:19:15 hmmm... I just typed "look" 00:19:24 -!- CakeProphet has changed nick to SevenInchBread. 00:19:35 The guise of cake is merely an illusion over bread. 00:19:39 You HUGE nerd. 00:19:40 -!- SevenInchBread has changed nick to CakeProphet. 00:19:59 I TIRE OF YOUR BREAD RELATED NICKNAMES. 00:20:09 hmm... lemme pull up the list. 00:20:54 1) CakeProphet 00:20:56 2) GrandmotherChaos 00:20:57 3) GrandfatherSoul 00:21:10 4) notCakeProphet 00:21:10 5) SevenInchBread 00:21:10 6) MotherNature 00:21:10 7) DaughterLove 00:21:10 8) FatherTime 00:21:10 9) SonMind 00:21:10 pick 00:21:19 NoneOfTheAbove 00:21:25 hrm.. 00:21:29 I hate you. 00:21:33 is egobot still down? 00:21:35 !help 00:21:36 you asked for it :) 00:21:48 * CakeProphet whines some more about egobot being down. 00:22:37 LeaLeaLea, YOUR VISIT IS MERELY REPUTATIONAL 00:22:40 YOU DO NOT CARE 00:22:43 ABOUT US 00:22:46 WHAT THE HELL. 00:22:49 Also. 00:22:53 YOUR JUST A POPULARITY PRINCESS 00:22:55 hrm? 00:22:59 Where is all the bitches. 00:23:12 I do not know where all the bitches is at 00:23:18 You better be findin' the bitches. 00:23:25 !bitches 00:23:35 * LeaLeaLea becomes incensed. 00:23:46 oh... I thought you said "incested" 00:23:52 what? 00:23:53 * LeaLeaLea also lights some incense. 00:23:55 oh no, the frankincense monster 00:24:03 WHY ELLO BSMNTBOMBDOOD 00:24:06 * CakeProphet lights some incest. 00:24:06 ..Hm 00:24:15 Leaving off the H in hello was not intentional. 00:24:34 GregorR, fix egobot or I'll choke your goat 00:24:38 He will. 00:24:39 it made you sound pixie... or elvish 00:24:43 actually a hobbit 00:24:46 He choked my goat once. 00:24:49 She never recovered. 00:24:56 Poor Wednesday. 00:25:11 ....hrm 00:25:19 I wish I had a goat 00:25:21 like Wednesday. 00:25:30 .. MOVING RIGHT ALONG. There are two people besides (Insert any one in an array bread product nicks here) speaking today. 00:25:45 scandalous 00:26:02 * CakeProphet still needs to fix his borken internets. 00:26:14 Damn those borken nets.. 00:28:08 * SimonRC barges back in 00:28:21 Have you lot heard of _The Eye Of Argon_? 00:28:54 Well I have found something a bit like it: 00:28:58 Nope. 00:29:07 ...what? 00:29:11 describe this eye 00:29:58 Oh, it's the worst amature sword-and-sourcery story ever (partly-) written. 00:30:02 google it 00:30:11 anyway, the thing I have found is a book: 00:30:15 "The world is full of bad books written by amateurs. But why settle for the merely regrettable? Atlanta Nights is a bad book written by experts." 00:30:29 ..Hmm. 00:30:33 It was written as a sting by some writers against a publisher 00:30:37 sounds like scholarly nerd humor 00:30:43 * CakeProphet prompt gets it. 00:31:03 CakeProphet? 00:31:08 ? 00:31:10 CakeProphet?? 00:31:11 yah? 00:31:13 yah? 00:31:13 * LeaLeaLea refuses to tell. 00:31:17 Error: No parse 00:31:29 LOLCODERHUMOR 00:32:02 ...if I had linux working I could probably compile erm... egobot. 00:33:27 If I had linux I would hit you in the face. 00:33:59 LeaLeaLea, linux can send people through my monitor? 00:34:07 and here I thought the whole linux thing was just hype. 00:34:53 Linux has infinite capabilites, MANY MORE than Windows! I heard, with Redhat you can stab wily opponants in the heart with a poisonous barb with the click of a button. 00:35:12 lol redhat is lame 00:35:24 lol cakeprophet fuckoff 00:35:30 ... 00:35:35 ..CakeProphet 00:35:35 WINDOWS USER ARGH 00:35:44 and also... MY TEXT EDITOR IS SUPERIOR TO YOURS 00:35:47 YOU FUCKING WISH 00:35:48 AND C IS SUPERIOR TO JAVA 00:35:53 ..Well, yes. 00:36:06 obviously 00:36:12 lol yah, but c is for homosexual people. 00:36:22 HENCE WHY YOU SING IT'S PRAISES. 00:36:28 So. 00:36:30 OMFG YOU GOT ME 00:36:30 I enjoy juice. 00:36:36 hmm... 00:36:37 OMFG LIEK I NO M8 00:36:38 too much juice though 00:36:40 Want some juice? 00:36:41 is bad 00:36:43 I can give you some. 00:36:54 too much juice makes your tongue sore 00:37:06 If I had linux I could send you juice from across the internets. 00:37:18 yeah but you don't lol 00:37:28 OH HO. 00:37:31 Also. 00:37:31 Am I the only person who would love to find a working development environment for Windows 1.0? :P 00:37:33 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 00:37:35 Stop using my chatspeak thing. 00:37:53 hI Gregor. :D 00:38:09 what chatspeak thing? ? D ?D? LD ?LO LOLNOOB 00:38:19 'lo 00:38:23 so.. 00:38:27 Hello Signore GregoR with the inexplicable yet oddly alluring capital R. 00:38:28 you should... 00:38:30 like 00:38:36 fix egobot 00:38:41 >.> 00:38:45 You can't make him. 00:38:50 can too 00:38:52 Can't. 00:38:57 I'll give him smurf porn in exchange 00:39:03 ..Hm. 00:39:05 call it a fair bargain if you will.. 00:39:06 Thwarted. 00:39:38 smurf porn would be like bukkake 00:39:51 because there's only one, synthetically created smurf woman. 00:40:30 back 00:40:40 lol i bet you wear eyeliner like a noob lea 00:40:46 Yep. 00:40:47 Also 00:40:53 haha 00:40:58 you shouldn't 00:41:11 I never did send you my Smurf Village analysis story. 00:41:14 Like I said I would. 00:41:19 ..Or the poem that followed.. 00:41:22 you never said you would 00:41:28 I've never even heard of it. 00:41:38 Oh ho ho. 00:41:42 -!- EgoBot has joined. 00:41:43 I KEEP LOGS, KURT. 00:41:51 ... So 00:41:53 This has become.. 00:41:59 Strangely uninteresting.. 00:42:06 Though at least egobot is apparantly here 00:42:09 tits or gtfo 00:42:12 Must ... find ... Windows 1.0 development libraries ... 00:42:16 :o 00:42:22 wtf egypts 00:42:47 !help 00:42:49 help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon 00:42:49 yah 00:42:51 1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl 00:42:53 LeaLeaLea, ...I never saw it 00:43:00 ..Yeah. I said that. 00:43:26 * LeaLeaLea engages in forcula battle with CakeProphet. 00:43:31 !glass {M[m(_o)O! "Nope"(_o)o.?]} 00:43:35 Nope 00:43:37 THWARTED 00:43:48 ..Hmmm. 00:45:51 That was the ENTIRE reason I wanted egobot up 00:45:54 just so I could do that. 00:45:57 * CakeProphet is content now. 00:47:24 !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_noob)<40>=/(_noob) "Nope "(_o)o.?(_noob)<1>(_a)s.?\]} 00:47:27 Nope 00:47:33 ... 00:47:38 !funge93 0".os kniht t'nod I">:#,_@ 00:47:41 I don't think so. 00:48:16 i love befunge :D 00:48:54 !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_noob)<10>=/(_noob) "Nope "(_o)o.?(_noob)<1>(_a)s.?\]} 00:48:57 Nope 00:49:02 hmmm... 00:49:24 !unlambda ```````````````.C.a.n. .I. .j.o.i.n. .i.n.?ri 00:49:27 Can I join in? 00:49:54 !funge93 0"daeha oG">:#,_@ 00:49:59 Go ahead 00:51:41 !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_s)S!(_noob)<10>=(_hehe)"Nope "=/(_noob) (_hehe)(_hehe)"Nope "(_s)a.?=(_noob)<1>(_a)s.?\(_hehe)(_o)o.?]} 00:51:42 ahoy 00:52:22 !unlambda `r`..`.u`.o`.y`. `.k`.n`.a`.h`.Ti 00:52:25 Thank you. 00:53:33 !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_s)S!(_noob)<10>=(_hehe)"Nope "=/(_noob) (_hehe)(_hehe)*"Nope "(_s)a.?=(_noob)(_noob)*<1>(_a)s.?=\(_hehe)(_o)o.?]} 00:53:39 htm.. 00:54:01 LeaLeaLea hates us. 00:54:03 you can tell 00:54:09 Wtf do you want.. 00:54:10 You've got a (( in there. 00:54:11 by the look in her eyes... 00:54:11 Oh. 00:54:16 I hate the random pinging. 00:54:17 see? 00:54:20 yeah. 00:54:21 ..That isn't random at all.. 00:54:22 well 00:54:24 LeaLeaLea 00:54:26 SHUT UP 00:54:29 NOPE 00:54:31 CakeProphet: 00:54:33 .. FUCK 00:54:38 I turned off the orange blinking thing 00:54:43 Oh. 00:54:47 THWARTED 00:54:49 forgot how though... 00:54:53 CakeProphet 00:55:06 CakeProphet? 00:55:08 ? 00:55:09 * LeaLeaLea refuses to tell. 00:55:10 yah? 00:55:35 * CakeProphet should learn befunge. 00:55:59 SO WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING? 00:56:25 -!- sebbu has quit (Connection timed out). 00:57:01 ..Oh 00:57:03 I was ignoring you. 00:57:17 ... 00:57:28 I was just busy PLANNING LEA'S DEMISE 00:57:36 !help 00:57:36 .. :) 00:57:39 help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon 00:57:41 1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl 00:57:42 STOP TYPING THAT 00:57:48 I wish Egobot would die. 00:57:50 I FORGOT THE BEFUNGE COMMAND 00:57:52 FUCK YOU 00:57:56 ..... :) 00:58:46 I should go inhale the noxious and poisonous fumes of a small white cylinder laden with nicotine. 00:58:48 ... Afk 00:59:01 omfg smoker 00:59:08 stop smoking dirty smoker 00:59:13 * CakeProphet throws cans. 01:01:55 holy crap 01:01:55 !funge93 "If I were a mushroom..."#@, 01:01:58 no 01:02:04 !funge93 "If I were a mushroom..."#@,< 01:02:06 Some guy's name is "Haskell Curry" 01:02:07 .. 01:02:07 !ps 01:02:10 How fucking awesome is that 01:02:11 1 CakeProphet: ps 01:03:50 !funge93 0"If I were a mushroom..."#@,< 01:03:53 .. 01:03:54 ... 01:04:21 !funge93 0"If I were a mushroom..."#@,# < 01:04:23 . 01:04:26 . 01:04:35 IT TAUNTS ME 01:04:38 * CakeProphet faisl at befunge. 01:04:42 !funge93 "If I were a mushroom...">:#,_@ 01:04:44 * CakeProphet reads the specification again. 01:04:45 ...moorhsum a erew I fI 01:04:50 ... 01:04:54 flip it around... 01:04:59 why did you need to tell it to go the direction it was alread going? 01:05:12 Haskell Brooks Curry, to be precise. 01:05:12 !funge93 "...moorhsum a erew I fI">:#,_@ 01:05:15 If I were a mushroom... 01:05:25 cos the _ bounces it back 01:06:14 oerjan: He must have done a lot to get two different things named after him 01:06:30 _ in C: if(pop_from_stack()==0){go_right();}else{go_left();} 01:06:31 Just two? 01:06:47 ... 01:06:57 !funge93 "rekoms ytrid a si ea",@ 01:06:59 a 01:07:04 What else, then? 01:07:06 They first wanted to call the Haskell language Curry but then thought of all the bad jokes 01:07:07 oooh 01:07:17 the stack is character by character 01:07:18 gotcha 01:07:37 But later someone made the Curry language too 01:07:40 indian characters? 01:08:01 !funge93 "rekoms ytrid a si eaL">#,_@ 01:08:02 and there is of course currying, which should have been schonfinkeling :) 01:08:04 I thought of Curry as in function currying 01:08:05 a 01:08:10 FUCK YOU EGOBOT 01:08:22 Curry, anyhow, invented combinatory logic 01:08:28 -!- sebbu2 has quit ("@+"). 01:08:33 !funge93 "rekoms ytrid a si eaL">:#,_@ 01:08:35 Lae is a dirty smoker 01:08:38 the : is a duplicator 01:08:49 but why do you need to duplicate? 01:08:50 sweet, i bags we make that a daemon 01:09:05 cos the _ function takes the top value off 01:09:16 aha 01:09:33 !funge93 22+.@ 01:09:35 4 01:09:39 I have mastered befunge!!! 01:09:42 by... adding 2 and 2 01:10:49 hrm... is it possible to do multiline befunge programs with egobot? 01:10:52 Mmmm. 01:11:12 if you use a URL. 01:11:21 to a...? 01:11:31 to a befunge program 01:11:46 * CakeProphet heckles Lea some more about smoking in an overtly satirical manner. 01:11:52 I think we should harass fat people some more. 01:12:09 ...like we do smokers. 01:12:14 be careful with that, they might sit on you. 01:12:35 * CakeProphet is a very small... person. 01:12:38 * oerjan already weighs more than he is comfortable with. 01:12:41 I would be ded 01:13:29 * LeaLeaLea flicks ash at CakeProphet. 01:13:55 oh noes 01:13:58 ONOES 01:13:59 * oerjan wonders if Marie Antoinette is a saint in the CakeProphet religion 01:14:03 ..Hm. 01:14:11 I forgot who that was... 01:14:13 A fair and just inquiry. 01:14:20 "Let them eat cake" 01:14:36 (Except she never really said that) 01:14:39 !funge93 "gmo",,,@ 01:14:43 omg 01:14:52 Boy did she ever pay for it, though. 01:14:58 !funge93 0"rekoms ytrid a si eaL">:#,_@ 01:15:01 Lae is a dirty smoker 01:15:10 !funge93 0"rekoms ytrid a si aeL">:#,_@ 01:15:11 EgoBot cannot spell Lea, and thus renders her immune. 01:15:13 Lea is a dirty smoker 01:15:16 OH HO 01:15:18 I am unable to spell backwards... 01:15:33 b a c k w a r d s. there. 01:15:34 !funge93 0"ufts ro stob ot ecin eb">:#,_@ 01:15:37 be nice to bots or stfu 01:15:43 NOPE. 01:15:55 ... 01:16:09 !funge93 0"rekoms ytrid uoy ufts">:#,_@ 01:16:11 stfu you dirty smoker 01:16:14 .. oh my. 01:16:42 !funge93 01"yldab shguoc NOITCA"1>:#,_@ 01:16:45 * EgoBot coughs badly 01:18:22 !funge93 01"VERSION"1>:#,_@ 01:18:35 !funge93 01"NOISREV"1>:#,_@ 01:18:36 :D 01:18:48 i wonder what that'd do... 01:19:34 i bags that we use mIRC / irssi / whatever scripts so when we get versioned we automatically /msg !funge93 01"NOISREV"1>:#,_@ to egobot 01:20:18 !funge93 >"whooo"#,_?@ 01:20:23 o 01:20:28 FUCK 01:20:29 YOU 01:20:56 !funge93 >"whooo",?@ 01:20:59 ooooo 01:21:02 !funge93 >"whooo",?@ 01:21:05 ooo 01:21:08 !funge93 >"whooo",?@ 01:21:11 o 01:21:17 Ok, new channel: ##functional 01:21:38 !funge93 >"whooo",?#@?# 01:21:41 o 01:22:17 !funge93 >"whooo",?#,_@ 01:22:30 * CakeProphet ...waits 01:22:30 -!- ihope has quit (Connection timed out). 01:22:58 !funge93 >"whooo"?#,_@ 01:22:58 -!- LeaLeaLea has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 1.5.0.9/2006120612]"). 01:23:05 oohoooohoohoohoohoooooohoohoohoohoooooooooooooooooohoohoooooooohoooohoooohoooooohoooooooohoohoohoohoooooooohoooohoooooohoohoooohoooohoohoooohoohoooohoooooohoooooohoooooohoooohoohoooooooooooooooooooohoohoohoooooooohoohoooooooooohoohoooooohoooooohoohoohoooohoohoohoohoohoooohoooohoohoohoohoooohoooooooooohoooooooooooohoohoooooooooohoohoooohoooohoohoohoooohoohoooooooooooohoooooohoooo 01:23:06 !ps 01:23:07 1 CakeProphet: ps 01:23:09 yay 01:23:09 2 CakeProphet: funge93 01:23:15 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 01:23:24 !ps 01:23:27 1 CakeProphet: ps 01:23:38 !funge93 >"Do you see?"?#,_@ 01:23:49 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 01:24:25 !funge93 >"Do you see?"?:#,_@ 01:24:32 !funge93 0"righty">#,:# _#:< 01:24:44 !funge93 0"righty">#,:# ?#:< 01:24:54 !ps 01:24:55 1 oerjan: ps 01:24:58 2 GreaseMonkey: funge93 01:24:59 3 GreaseMonkey: funge93 01:25:40 !funge93 >"Do you see?"?>:#,_@ 01:25:41 ?ees uoy oDDo you see??ees uoy oDDo you see??ees uoy oDDo you see??ees uoy oD 01:25:47 -!- pikhq has joined. 01:25:51 !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@ 01:25:53 ?ees uoy oD 01:25:55 !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@ 01:25:57 ?ees uoy oD 01:25:59 !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@ 01:26:01 ?ees uoy oD 01:26:05 ... 01:26:07 !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@ 01:26:07 y 01:26:09 ?ees uoy oDDo you see? ?ees uoy oD 01:26:11 y 01:26:19 !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@ 01:26:21 ?ees uoy oDDo you see? ?ees uoy oD 01:26:22 !funge93 :0g:84*-!#@_801p0>_#":2%86*+\2/01g1-:01p0\#"_$$,,,,,,,,1+ 01:26:25 001110100011000001100111001110100011100000110100001010100010110100100001001000110100000001011111001110000011000000110001011100000011000000111110010111110010001100100010001110100011001000100101001110000011011000101010001010110101110000110010001011110011000000110001011001110011000100101101001110100011000000110001011100000011000001011100001000110010001001011111001001000010010000101 01:26:56 !funge93 >"001010101010101010101010111011011000101011101010010101011010100101 "?>:#,_@ 01:26:59 101001010110101010010101110101000110110111010101010101010101010100001010101010101010101010111011011000101011101010010101011010100101 101001010110101010010101110101000110110111010101010101010101010100 01:27:21 !ps 01:27:23 1 oerjan: ps 01:27:24 !funge93 >"!dlorw ,olleH"?>:#,_@ 01:27:27 Hello, wrold! 01:27:32 XD 01:27:38 !funge93 >"!dlrow ,olleH"?>:#,_@ 01:27:41 Hello, world!!dlrow ,olleHHello, world!!dlrow ,olleHHello, world!!dlrow ,olleHHello, world! 01:27:48 . . . 01:28:22 !funge93 >"001010"?"10101"?"010101010"?"10"#?"10111011011000101011"?#"101010010101"?"01"?"1010100101"?>:#,_@ 01:28:25 0101010100 01:28:29 >"olleH"?:#,_@ 01:28:58 0>"olleH"?:#,_@ 01:29:01 !funge93 >"001010"?"10101"?"010101010"?"10"#?"10111011011000101011"?#"101010010101"?"01"?"1010100101"?>:#,_@ 01:29:03 !funge93 0>"olleH"?:#,_@ 01:29:03 0101010100001010 01:29:27 HeHHHHelHeHeHHellHeHeHHHeHelloolleHlHeHeHeHHHeHeHellHHHHeHHeHeHeHHeHeHeHHHeHeHHHelHelloHHHHHellHeHellHelHelloolHHHelHHelHelHeHHHeHHHHeHHeHeHellHellooHHeHeHHHHeHeHHellHeHelloollHelHeHelloollHHellHellooHHHeHeHeHelHHHHHHeHeHHelHelHelHHHHHHHeHelHeHellHHeHHeHHelHeHHeHHHeHelloHeHeHHHelHelHHHHeHHellHHHHHHeHeHHHHHellHeHelHHHellooHeHHHeHelHeHeHHeHeHHHellHHHHellHellHHHeHHHHeHHHelHHHHelHHH 01:30:04 !funge93 >"00 1 010"?"10 10"#?" 1"?" 010 1 0 1 010" ?"10 "#?" 10 1 1 1 0110 11 00 01 01011"?#"101010010101"?"01"?"1010100101"?>:#,_@ 01:30:23 -!- oerjan has quit ("Good night."). 01:30:31 * CakeProphet likes conditionally skipping string mode on number strings. 01:32:07 anyone want to make a huge esolang. 01:32:30 with literally hundreds of operators and syntax forms? 01:33:03 simple is fun and awesomely beautiful.... but sometimes I like to play around with languages like homespring. :?D 01:35:58 * CakeProphet calls upon the aid of the Adjudicated Blind Collaborative Design Esolang Factory to perform this task. 01:38:21 sure 01:38:25 Dear God. . . 01:38:37 i reckon that brainfuck needs more instructions to be practical 01:38:39 Make the factory have, say, *rules*. 01:38:59 #1: People with nonlogic accounts make the rules. ;D 01:39:06 hehe, jk 01:39:27 rules... what? 01:39:32 I like that one. 01:39:40 #1: huh? 01:39:44