< 1175303997 0 :Sukoshi!n=user@user-11faauk.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1175305526 0 :Sgeo!n=sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175305879 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :lament3 < 1175309206 0 :SevenInchBread!n=CakeProp@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1175309744 0 :ShadowHntr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1175309856 0 :Lunaris!i=Dark_Mag@dialup-4.227.111.87.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175309873 0 :Lunaris!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.geocities.com/dark_mage60/home.html - Donate to my site please ;) < 1175309890 0 :Lunaris!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1175310563 0 :Figs!n=Figs@pool-71-126-172-96.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175310571 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1175310591 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you guys should make a 'h4x0r' asm where 'omg' 'wtf' 'rofl' and 'pr0n' are opcodes :P < 1175310607 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mneumonics* < 1175310630 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*mnemonics < 1175310681 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you looked at Omgrofl? < 1175310687 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1175310691 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :already been done? :P < 1175310702 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but of course < 1175310710 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh heh heh @.@ < 1175311021 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is tldr? < 1175311029 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :talk later? < 1175311038 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ta ladder? < 1175311061 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too long; didn't read < 1175311067 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1175311093 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GIYF < 1175311108 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GIFY? < 1175311125 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google is your friend < 1175311131 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it isn't < 1175311132 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175311146 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Agify&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official < 1175311148 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that's where i found tldr anyhow < 1175311160 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Atldr&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official < 1175311165 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it suggested ntldr < 1175311169 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NT loader O.o < 1175311180 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I'm just being too smart < 1175311186 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and should have just searched more directly... < 1175311210 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed, because wiktionary came up on top < 1175311215 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1175311217 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175311220 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WIYF too of course < 1175311229 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikitionary is your friend? < 1175311233 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wikipedia < 1175311234 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1175311236 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :both < 1175311241 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wiki -X is your friend < 1175311244 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WXIYF < 1175311256 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTFC2P < 1175311301 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can I call operations without a variable in OMGROFL? < 1175311303 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, < 1175311304 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is wiki -X? google is not particularly friendly on that < 1175311305 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :l33t < 1175311320 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of l33t lol < 1175311321 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1175311331 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wiki(fill in the blank) < 1175311333 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant < 1175311367 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like -ed -ing < 1175311371 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :suffix < 1175311376 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-X < 1175311386 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wiki -tionary, -pedia < 1175311458 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think you can leave out variables < 1175311467 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoot < 1175311560 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although there is no real reason why not < 1175311586 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so like, < 1175311589 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rtfm < 1175311628 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haxor < 1175311721 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf lol iz leik 0 < 1175311725 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tldr < 1175311726 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1175311728 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1175311745 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... oops < 1175311794 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this right? --> s/brb/brb\nlmao lol < 1175312138 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not a whole program < 1175312155 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1175312158 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't define lol < 1175312170 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and leik=like < 1175312184 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... yeah? < 1175312189 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1175312193 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf lol iz leik 0 is a comparison < 1175312194 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :=liek < 1175312227 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should know this since i actually cleaned up that page < 1175312235 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1175312248 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does x86 have a page? < 1175312251 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it really should < 1175312268 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not on our wiki i presume < 1175312279 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too bad :P < 1175312296 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not esoteric < 1175312310 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just seems like it to me :P < 1175312322 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :intention matters quite a bit < 1175312354 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1175312460 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the other hand, it seems to only be used by a relatively small subset of programmers < 1175312499 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which seems to match at least one definition of I've read of esoteric < 1175312517 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'limited to a small circle' (ex. esoteric persuits) < 1175312532 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I could be misunderstanding that meaning :P < 1175312562 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by that definition most programming languages would be esoteric < 1175312567 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175312585 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most people consider programming in general to be esoteric :P < 1175312611 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I meant within the context of programming :) < 1175312625 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :namespace Programming {};//rofl < 1175312631 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but eh < 1175312654 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever. < 1175312664 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just lazy :) < 1175312688 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, x86 assembler might be in the top 100, and there are thousands of languages < 1175312694 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmm < 1175312696 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175312709 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok. I see your point < 1175312728 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder where to check that... < 1175312753 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION starts searching for the instruction set for UNIVAC
< 1175313018 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/univac/instructions.html < 1175313103 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imagine programming for that thing O.o < 1175314392 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Giant instruction sets are awesome. :) < 1175314486 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Z80? < 1175314503 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :252 out of 256 single-byte op codes :P < 1175314512 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn :P < 1175314762 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pfft. < 1175314778 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want every possible permutation of two bytes... < 1175314790 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with the other 4 enabling extended ops :P < 1175314798 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....oh < 1175314807 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACCEPTABLE < 1175314808 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess. < 1175314810 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175314916 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z80#Instruction_set_and_encoding < 1175314928 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh sorry < 1175314936 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"extensively as opcode prefixes" < 1175314938 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my mistake < 1175314944 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only two enable extra instructions < 1175314961 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other two do something else that I don't understand :P < 1175315210 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I wish I had my own assembly lang... < 1175315222 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or rather... my own computer architecture. :) < 1175315227 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :make one < 1175315232 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION would make an awesome computer. :)
< 1175315274 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOUR BILLION INSTRUCTIONS... 125-bit integers... < 1175315277 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :might I recommend playing with xLogicCircuits? < 1175315286 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HARDWARE SUPPORT FOR LINKED LIST OPERATIONS. < 1175315290 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slow as molasses :) < 1175315292 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wassat? < 1175315306 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xLogicCircuits is a program for designing... logic circuits :P < 1175315310 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a java app < 1175315313 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meant for teaching < 1175315315 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GIFY < 1175315322 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I bet it sucks. < 1175315332 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made most of a 4-bit CPU in it < 1175315351 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then I my browser crashed and I forgot to save < 1175315352 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::| < 1175315362 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :got bored trying to rewrite the stack :P < 1175315381 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck RISC - computer architectures need to add more crap and be extremly confangled. < 1175315386 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION likes confusing and elaborate things.
< 1175315404 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rofl, I kind of like RISC after looking at x86 and going 'wtf?' < 1175315418 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but eh < 1175315450 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I actually pulled out my hex editor and started working out what the binary in the instructions meant... < 1175315499 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got a fair ways, too < 1175315615 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is SI a general use register? < 1175315668 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :7", I take it you don't like the "subtract and branch if negative" view of computing? < 1175315755 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I don't really understand how it works. < 1175315763 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :me neither :P < 1175315787 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...what does "branch" mean? < 1175315810 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose if(x) {a();} else {b();} would be a branch < 1175315819 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmp? < 1175315850 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: see 1337 < 1175315859 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :branch = choice < 1175315878 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*branching < 1175315881 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OISC is the shit < 1175315889 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote a subleq vm once < 1175315896 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was fun to play with < 1175316690 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the x86 equivalent of ax << 1 < 1175316691 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1175316696 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(multiply by 2) < 1175316727 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shl cx? < 1175316731 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*ax < 1175317186 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell < 1175317191 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I get GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG < 1175317193 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O.O < 1175317590 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1175317591 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now I get < 1175317593 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH < 1175317600 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is more reasonable :) < 1175317604 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but still WRONG < 1175317605 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175317780 0 :ShadowHntr!i=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr JOIN :#esoteric < 1175319630 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like OISC and think it would be nifty, especially since memory is the only bottleneck. < 1175319669 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean, it would be? < 1175319701 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1175319705 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :question for asm guys < 1175319708 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I do < 1175319711 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mov bp,[bp] < 1175319714 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will it fuck up? < 1175319726 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also < 1175319728 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I call < 1175319729 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ret < 1175319731 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it will fuck down < 1175319748 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will pop a word from the stack, right? < 1175319810 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know x86 asm, but i would imagine < 1175320370 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, g'night all < 1175320451 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1175321139 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :g'night < 1175321444 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Gooed knight" < 1175322258 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eye donut think "Gooed" is a word < 1175325647 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1175327999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1175328000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1175328537 0 :ShadowHntr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1175330819 0 :ShadowHntr!i=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr JOIN :#esoteric < 1175331998 0 :ShadowHntr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"End of line." < 1175332995 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-51-7.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1175341004 0 :jix__!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-189-197.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1175342609 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"restarting xchat" < 1175342655 0 :nazgjunk!n=htitan@wikipedia/Nazgjunk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175342702 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1175342731 0 :nazgjunk!n=htitan@wikipedia/Nazgjunk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175343906 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"reboot" < 1175344498 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 145 (Connection timed out) < 1175345016 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-51-7.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1175348244 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"reboot" < 1175348628 0 :nazgjunk!n=htitan@wikipedia/Nazgjunk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175349202 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1175350582 0 :helios24!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1175350590 0 :helios24!i=helios@gaia.quasar-net.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1175351032 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-51-7.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1175351455 0 :UpTheDownstair!n=htitan@wikipedia/Nazgjunk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175351461 0 :UpTheDownstair!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1175352639 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1175352876 0 :nazgjunk!n=htitan@wikipedia/Nazgjunk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175355189 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"haaaaaaaaaa" < 1175356749 0 :jupiter3888!n=jupiter3@144.138.160.126 JOIN :#esoteric < 1175357555 0 :jupiter3888!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1175357604 0 :ais523!n=chatzill@chillingi.eee.bham.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175358209 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1175358313 0 :jix__!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-178-104.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1175358433 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1175358609 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1175358611 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 EgoBot: daemon ul reload < 1175358613 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 EgoBot: daemon deadfish reload < 1175358615 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 EgoBot: daemon irp reload < 1175358617 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 EgoBot: daemon dog reload < 1175358619 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 ais523: ps < 1175358640 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ul (so this is still working, then?)S < 1175358643 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so this is still working, then? < 1175358668 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon irp < 1175358671 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1175359466 0 :nazgjunk!n=htitan@wikipedia/Nazgjunk JOIN :#esoteric < 1175360211 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1175360213 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1175360215 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1175360922 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip72-200-73-175.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175361197 0 :SevenInchBread!n=CakeProp@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1175361230 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>.> < 1175361394 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SevenInchBread: ? < 1175361908 0 :SevenInchBread!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CakeProphet < 1175363618 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1175363655 0 :Figs!n=Figs@pool-71-126-172-96.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175363985 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but "gooed" _must_ be a word, even if not in the dictionary. After all it has obvious meaning. < 1175364005 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least two of them, i think. < 1175364054 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1175364060 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi figs < 1175365233 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi everyone < 1175365284 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1175365378 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This conversation is getting redundant quickly < 1175365516 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175365557 0 :lament3!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi!! < 1175365633 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looking forward to tomorrow, anyone? < 1175365643 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or I suppose today in some timezones) < 1175365671 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1175366049 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would i ? < 1175366053 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, yeah, i am < 1175366279 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might even make a special attempt to obtain Internet access tomorrow. < 1175366295 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The fact that I have Internet access today is due to the fact that I need to prepare.) < 1175366563 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175366568 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are you doing? :P < 1175366599 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1175366678 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was sending some new esolang files to graue so he could put them on the archive, and I could let everyone know about them tommorow < 1175366682 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....what's tomorrow? < 1175366682 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*tomorrow < 1175366703 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet... look at a calendar < 1175366713 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: the anniversary of the release of Whitespace < 1175366717 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1175366997 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... < 1175367033 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whooo... < 1175367039 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your output string ended with the first ., because NUL is an end-of-string marker in many programming languages, so the remaining 3 are redundant < 1175367057 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1175367245 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omote prepares the mysterious ointment... for overview of ais523's constituents. < 1175367255 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION prepares the mysterious ointment... for overview of ais523's constituents.
< 1175367256 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1175367370 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders how they became an MP without realising it
< 1175367382 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MP? < 1175367415 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In England, an MP (member of Parliament) is in charge of one constituency, and everyone living there is their constituent < 1175367419 0 :oklopol!n=villsalo@194.251.102.88 JOIN :#esoteric < 1175367484 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I have this strange feeling that ais523 is some kind of robot. < 1175367569 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?bf ,[.,]!testing < 1175367571 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :testing < 1175367641 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rofl < 1175367991 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: *where* in England? < 1175368010 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not an MP, as far as I know < 1175368024 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless I misunderstand you < 1175368032 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides, if you really want to know, a whois will tell you < 1175368150 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :birmingham? < 1175368166 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or near there < 1175368174 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the moment < 1175368258 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am in durham during term-time < 1175368260 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not now < 1175368659 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 i think CakeProphet meant the no-gender thing < 1175368693 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see why a gender is important in online communication < 1175368701 0 :dog4!n=dog4@xdsl-213-196-242-117.netcologne.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1175368716 0 :dog4!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hola < 1175368725 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION usually doesn't disclose his gender... althought it's probably obvious.
< 1175368744 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1175368781 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello everyone I haven't said hello to yet < 1175368799 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not just people in #esoteric, /everyone/ < 1175368811 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(although they're less likely to get the message) < 1175368841 0 :dog4!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just tell them to turn up their telepathic receivers to 11 < 1175368884 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we seem to have a record number of people here whose screennames end in numbers now < 1175368898 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I've seen as many as 5 before < 1175368902 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Figs42 < 1175368903 0 :Figs42!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175368903 0 :Figs42!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Figs < 1175368920 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why the fsck is my program not working STILL? :( < 1175368926 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which program? < 1175368972 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x86 asm .COM program to take any set of address to null-terminated strings and print them to the console < 1175368982 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then clean up inside the function < 1175368996 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(like stdcall instead of regular cdecl) < 1175369027 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was working on an interesting variant of .COM programs a while ago < 1175369043 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to send someone a program over Usenet, one way is by uuencoding it < 1175369061 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if they're using an outmoded operating system like Windows, they won't necessarily be able to un-uuencode it < 1175369071 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I came up with the idea of self-extracting uuencode < 1175369093 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or to be precise, I saw it mentioned elsewhere and liked the idea) < 1175369097 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1175369170 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean like a COM/EXE UUENCODE polyglot? < 1175369170 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: :-! < 1175369170 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1175369172 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg < 1175369177 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I figured it out < 1175369194 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pushing the value of BP that I popped < 1175369198 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, theoretically the UUE data does not start until the "begin" line, so... < 1175369199 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/raw/418585 < 1175369224 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the program itself (in a self-uudecoding format, written in obfuscated C) < 1175369231 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is where SP was before... < 1175369251 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except that my version uses 2 bytes per byte, rather than 1.33, so is less efficient < 1175369259 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it doesn't contain any newlines, because newlines are nonportable < 1175369291 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: a COM/UUENCODE polyglot would be even better, if it could be managed somehow < 1175369303 0 :atrapado!i=opensol@151.Red-81-47-10.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175369339 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1175369384 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'begin' doesn't disassemble into anything, unfortunately, because lowercase letters don't correspond to anything AFAIK < 1175369386 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone have an x86 simulator so I can see what my program is doing? < 1175369397 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :simple, you have a COM file that starts with the decoder, followed by a newline, then the usual UUE format. < 1175369412 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: GIYF < 1175369426 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs: on Windows/DOS, you can use the DEBUG program to single-step through a COM file < 1175369437 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1175369444 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... hold on < 1175369478 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do I get the values of the registers? < 1175369506 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In DEBUG, ? lists all the commands available < 1175369513 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I'm looking at that < 1175369517 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I've looked at it before < 1175369519 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure there's one to get/set registers, but I can't check it at the moment < 1175369567 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.o < 1175369571 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe there is < 1175369577 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure < 1175369579 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"somehow it reached half past seven without me noticing. Clock changes are annoying" < 1175369592 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really hate debug, to be honest... it's help is next to useless < 1175369625 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's *traditional* < 1175369633 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1175369713 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like ed < 1175371265 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmmm < 1175371268 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I SAU < 1175371270 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SAY < 1175371283 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....well.... < 1175371284 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. You sautee. < 1175371291 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1175371708 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lessee.... < 1175372002 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip72-200-73-175.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175375723 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: what? < 1175375999 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3-- < 1175376022 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ITYM LET 3 = 3 - 1 < 1175376042 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 is not a valid lhs < 1175376052 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends on the languge < 1175376069 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It could be done in some Fortran compilers that targetted machines without immediate constants < 1175376082 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :every constant had to be somwhere in memory < 1175376094 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense < 1175376095 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there was little checking < 1175376109 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and identical constants would be shared, so... < 1175376127 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a constant was like an initialised variable < 1175376178 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :random poll: minesweeper records :) < 1175376211 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was killed in a mine collapse once < 1175376223 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on windows standard sizes, i have 7, 60 and 192 < 1175376229 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm so hooked < 1175376277 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... i have a vague idea that i was better than that in my time < 1175376291 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1175376293 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :feckz < 1175376302 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need a better mouse... < 1175376303 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1175376306 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am sure i was below 150 < 1175376312 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, the big one... < 1175376324 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate my interenets < 1175376331 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :800 ms ping times < 1175376337 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :25% packet loss < 1175376337 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i get goddamn slow when it's almost done < 1175376354 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nowadays my hands cannot cope with it :( < 1175376451 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....I have a... hacker impulse. < 1175376493 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i made a minesweeper once that had nice keyboard shortcuts... the problem is it did board refreshing by printing it again with stdout... looked ugly.. and i didn't know how you can read input without the user having to press return < 1175376514 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still don't though, if you wanna use console < 1175376543 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, a few days ago I considered hijacking ICANN's traffic so I could redo the entire domain name structure of the internet < 1175376559 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it wasn't all...... business-ized. < 1175376639 0 :atrapado!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol , maybe using ncurses < 1175376659 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: gov.us now wants ICANN to hand over the master key for DNS signing (see slashdot for more) < 1175376672 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..................................... < 1175376676 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :........................................... < 1175376692 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alright - I'm tempted to do something radical. < 1175376712 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I SHALL FORM A GROUP... A BAND OF CONSPIRACY PIRATES... TO ENSURE THAT NO ONE OWNS ANY PART OF THE INTERNET. < 1175376771 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the esoteric socialist brothers < 1175376798 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ICANN needs a standing army < 1175376879 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :icann we don't need < 1175376889 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anarchy on the internets! < 1175376909 0 :atrapado!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ribadeo" < 1175376976 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep... anarchy! < 1175377003 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anarchy in america! < 1175377034 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION revolves
< 1175377035 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thre really shouldn't be any regultation of domain names other than being globally consistent and first-come-first-serve. < 1175377070 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :being a business shouldn't make you more entitled to having a name. < 1175377096 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1175377101 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would enable spoofing < 1175377132 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the sense of people setting up a site with the company's name that looks like an official site < 1175377138 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually... < 1175377154 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-shrug- fuck businesses. :) < 1175377175 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder why none of these phishing websites just act like a web proxy but with MITM on the secure stuff? < 1175377311 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they do < 1175377327 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can usually not fake the sertificates, which are tied to the exact domain name, i think < 1175377368 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan really, expert under 150 :O feck i have some work to do... < 1175377474 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i vaguely recall something around 129. < 1175377586 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe you just robbed me of a few nights of sleep :P < 1175377614 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dear. < 1175377785 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did you have in the small one? < 1175377809 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's much more about luck so i might stand a chance :) < 1175377818 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION finds an article from Jan 2001 that predicted Bush would start at least one war.
< 1175377821 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784 < 1175377957 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, i don't think the onion are usually trying to be accurate < 1175378030 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: i don't remember at all. < 1175378050 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it is accurate < 1175378195 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You aren't even allowed to leave the us without the goverment's permission anymore < 1175378311 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, it is not midnight yet < 1175378355 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :feck, forgot to type up my stuff for this AFJ < 1175379040 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :american fuel juice? < 1175379050 0 :Figs!n=Figs@pool-71-126-172-96.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175379052 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1175379055 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it works !!! O_O < 1175379056 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://rafb.net/p/y5eay298.html < 1175379083 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0mg 7ha7 r0x my s0x < 1175379090 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figs what's that do? < 1175379100 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an advanced hello world? < 1175379103 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sort of < 1175379109 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello World. < 1175379114 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goodbye World < 1175379115 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :type thing < 1175379121 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it prints: < 1175379124 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, World. < 1175379129 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goodbye, World. < 1175379133 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT WORKS!!! < 1175379153 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's very... impressive < 1175379159 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the idea was to write a function that takes any number of arguments < 1175379164 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and cleans itself up < 1175379179 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just push the number of args last... < 1175379189 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1175379192 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what I did < 1175379294 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have to remember I am a complete n00b at asm < 1175379303 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so making this work is a big achievement for me < 1175379325 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should learn a real assembly language < 1175379330 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175379395 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I finally did figure out how to get debug to do what I wanted < 1175379440 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my test code is rather dirty < 1175379532 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-53-179.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1175379532 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's terrible how string comparisons are O(n) < 1175379580 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only if they're the same! < 1175379585 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1175379587 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1175379588 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1175379627 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175379644 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O(n) where n is the number of chars the same < 1175379653 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, truez < 1175379679 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose that's part of why lisp has symbols < 1175379702 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's O(logn) if most strings are different... though i'm most probably wrong < 1175379717 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1175379737 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where n is the number of chars in the shorter str < 1175379749 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, forget that :) < 1175379751 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't the operation based on the slowest possible case? < 1175379765 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: no < 1175379765 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, so it's O(n) regardless. < 1175379767 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O(n) or better < 1175379769 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think O is average < 1175379780 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually worst case. < 1175379786 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, okay, but quicksort is O(n^2) then < 1175379822 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but O() doesn't really say anything about worst or average < 1175379832 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... which is better, O(k^n) or O(n^k)? < 1175379835 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(typically) < 1175379842 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n^k < 1175379850 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think :) < 1175379865 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, k^n is exponential < 1175379882 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's n^k? polynomial? < 1175379891 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is not big on Big-O
< 1175379899 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :potentual (:D) < 1175379904 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The derivative is also exponential, assuming n > 2. < 1175379906 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyhow even with average case it will be O(n) unless the fraction of strings that are equal goes to zero. < 1175379939 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175379951 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n^k is polynomial yes < 1175379958 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1175379987 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1175379992 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is ml on xp? < 1175379998 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1175380004 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmm nope < 1175380014 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no parse < 1175380051 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's ok < 1175380062 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm reading old tutorials < 1175380066 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ml on xp"? < 1175380070 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably circa 1995 < 1175380168 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XP meaning the number of the beast, no? < 1175380187 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Microsoft Windows XP... yes < 1175380195 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :afk < 1175380195 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dinner < 1175380246 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XP looks like a smily. It can't be the name of an OS, can it ? < 1175380275 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what is ml? < 1175380292 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the language? < 1175380297 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SML? < 1175380304 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ocaml? < 1175380314 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am pretty sure both are available. < 1175380319 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not to mention F# < 1175380325 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uggh. F#. < 1175380329 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anyone actually use F# ? < 1175380343 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably < 1175380439 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, i made 1000 tests with length 50 strings, 1.371 was the average number of single character comparisons < 1175380446 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :though < 1175380453 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i might have done something wrong :) < 1175380486 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, only 1/28 require > 1 comparisons < 1175380492 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had 50 different strings < 1175380504 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it depends greatly on where the strings come from. < 1175380514 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean? < 1175380528 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you are comparing two random strings, then it will be something like O(log n) < 1175380567 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if you are comparing two strings that might actually be from the same source, it will be O(n). < 1175380592 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1175380600 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll do it with 5 different strings < 1175380622 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5.7 tries, length 50 strings < 1175380627 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :much worse < 1175380647 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1175380648 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually < 1175380658 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's kinda obvious xD < 1175380665 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1175380693 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, well, any excuse to write a program :) < 1175381035 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. < 1175381036 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1175381072 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ul (Just checked whether i still was here)S < 1175381073 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just checked whether i still was here < 1175381098 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm.... < 1175381106 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is pondering COMPUTER ARCHITECTURES loudly.
< 1175381154 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1175381265 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...what's the difference between a register and a stack, exactly? < 1175381297 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION boggles his mind
< 1175381308 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1175381319 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like that a register holds only _one_ value? < 1175381365 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as I know... a register is just a block that you stuff something in. < 1175381410 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a stack is a stack of registers < 1175381428 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a register holds one word < 1175381618 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah okay... a register is basically... a single unit of information. < 1175381621 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not a collection. < 1175381702 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man < 1175382369 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1175382392 0 :lament3!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um. < 1175382404 0 :lament3!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: a _register_ is a hardware term. < 1175382408 0 :lament3!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is not a data structure. < 1175382423 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-nod- yes I know. < 1175382439 0 :lament3!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :registers are named places where CPU stores values. < 1175382440 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION suddenly feels like he's being cornered for something nasty he said. :/
< 1175382479 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just confused over whether a register was intended for holding multiple units of information or just one. < 1175382509 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when I imagine a register I imagine a big jar of data that you can fetch stuff from... but now I realize it's singular. < 1175382589 0 :Figs!n=Figs@pool-71-126-172-96.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1175382810 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1175382864 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :B is cool < 1175382870 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no types ftw! < 1175382898 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duck typing, or implicit typing? < 1175382944 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :B has one type, a single machine word < 1175382945 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :crash typing < 1175382970 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay asm... < 1175382980 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :data and instructions are the same thing! < 1175382988 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1175383001 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'd be funny to take a program and use the code to build output messages < 1175383023 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :obfuscation, ftw < 1175383235 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm... it's a shame that instruction jumps take less effort than modifying the program... in assembly. < 1175383251 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1175383257 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...at least - with my shoddy conceptualization of a comptuer < 1175383259 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should look at the Synthesis Kernel :) < 1175383268 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I HAVE PONDERED DOING SO < 1175383280 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cake, are you 7"B? < 1175383286 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YEP < 1175383305 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't put 2 and 5 together to get Cake. :| < 1175383318 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION adds 6 and 1... cake?
< 1175383333 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm... well, I guess it depends on how you build the computer which one goes quicker... < 1175383827 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was reading the synthesis kernel paper < 1175384010 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1175384031 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1175384293 0 :nazgjunk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bi-la Kaifa" < 1175385272 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1175385280 0 :Figs!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am bored. < 1175385330 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go outside and hope enough charge accumulates in the clouds to exceed the dielectric capacity of air. < 1175385486 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooh < 1175385502 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a machine where the only storage is a single natural number < 1175385510 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Myself, I would not lightly assume that death cures boredom. < 1175385580 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You never know.