< 1189642000 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1189642836 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-9b616c09b59c3d4a JOIN :#esoteric < 1189643253 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1189646333 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1189648934 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mercury delay lines! < 1189648985 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION delays bsmntbombdood's mercury lines
< 1189649067 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is disappointed this isn't about a new invention in the Mercury language
< 1189649114 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although i guess it _could_ have been about astrology < 1189649196 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mercury is a language? < 1189649206 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I thought it was about the metal!) < 1189649225 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it was, sort of < 1189649231 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_%28programming_language%29 < 1189649487 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Mercury is a functional logic programming language geared towards real-world applications." < 1189649498 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess there are programming languages geared toward other applications. < 1189649502 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Surprise, surprise!) < 1189649506 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like haskell! < 1189649536 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the real world is imperative < 1189649549 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The real world is massively parallel. < 1189649560 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think that qualifies as "imperative". < 1189649628 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here, have a couple more non-geared-toward-real-world programming languages: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Language_list < 1189649686 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most programs used in the real world are imperative, however. < 1189649689 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell has always had real world applications as one of its goals < 1189649702 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and, of course, in languages badly suited towards parallel processing) < 1189649850 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We really need to better exploit all this parallelness. < 1189649975 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1189650004 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're at a point where 8 independent processors would cost you a good $400, after all. < 1189650030 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(IIRC, that would be the pricing for 2 Barcelona Opterons with 4 cores each) ;) < 1189650247 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you are vastly underestimating the cost of opterons < 1189650284 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O.o or not < 1189650305 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819105038 < 1189650345 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the 4/8-way Opterons that are pricy. < 1189650399 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And even then, they come in at about the price range of Intel's higher-priced desktop chips. < 1189650421 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :newegg's most expensive opteron is $1200 < 1189650422 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Intel server chips are just gouging. < 1189650465 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most expensive Xeon is $1,3990. < 1189650473 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remove a nine. < 1189653317 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuyqwe@bas2-toronto47-1242398577.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1189654615 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1189656992 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-0f8a8403147dcbc0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189657694 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1189658007 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/\(([^\/]*\/([^\\\/]*\\.)*[^\\\/]*\/)*[^\/]*\)/ < 1189658129 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn, another fix: /\(([^\/\)]*\/([^\\\/]*\\.)*[^\\\/]*\/)*[^\/\)]*\)/ < 1189658289 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1189658584 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorr is mangled! < 1189658774 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And soon he'll mangle you more. < 1189658815 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok! < 1189658870 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.codu.org/plof/plof3.txt < 1189659064 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jebus. < 1189659068 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's just insane. < 1189659077 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't wait to play with it. < 1189659081 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need an example runtime grammar, so it'll be clear that it's not as insane as you think :) < 1189659120 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like insane < 1189659124 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still insane merely for having that *accesible*. < 1189659226 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1189659616 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.codu.org/plof/plof3.txt // added a bit < 1189660739 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine, nobody cares :P < 1189660805 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :T3h sleepy. < 1189660963 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's only 22:22 < 1189661005 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(yes, i waited 3 minutes so i could say 22:22) < 1189661005 0 :SEO_DUDE32!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-775a0cd5f81d9858 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189661056 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to be up in 7 hours or so. < 1189661071 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LMAO < 1189661521 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1189661657 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-238-32-238.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1189662885 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Darn, Xi runs slow on a 486 :( < 1189662896 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I need a pure VGA driver, not VESA :) < 1189662960 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Life without danger is a waste of oxygen" < 1189665283 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1189669547 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My 486 now runs 2.6 + XOrg 7.3 >:) < 1189669558 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had to use the VGA driver instead of VESA :( < 1189669569 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Surprisingly, VESA /did/ work at 24bpp 8-O < 1189669573 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it was effing slow. < 1189670220 0 :_D6Gregor1RFeZi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sleep time. < 1189670399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1189670400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1189672382 0 :helios24!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1189672389 0 :helios24!i=helios@tomakin.niobe.hellzilla.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1189683043 0 :ehird`!n=ehird@user-5af069d2.wfd101.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1189687284 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-49-78.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1189688423 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1189689526 0 :sp3tt!n=sp3tt@80-162.cust.umeaenergi.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1189689574 0 :sp3tt_!n=sp3tt@80-162.cust.umeaenergi.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1189690126 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1189694056 0 :sp3tt_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1189696482 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-037-203.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1189697156 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: but you didn;t say it at 22:22:22 < 1189697521 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1189697800 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@209.248.125.179 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189699169 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1189699426 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@209.248.125.179 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189701415 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Dinner" < 1189704894 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: i'm not that good < 1189704943 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so we have another dave2 in the making? < 1189704985 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdoodse just doesn't sound the same < 1189705058 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :g4lt-sb100: ?! < 1189705081 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :another channel, some dude announces certain times < 1189705092 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the 1337 times < 1189705340 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :g4lt-sb100: not as good as the StriB-clock < 1189705366 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is a guy called StriB, whose case changes to match the hour in binary < 1189705384 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :strib, striB, strIb, strIB, stRib, etc < 1189705452 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I proposed the SiMoNC-clock that did the same thing with the minutes, but decided not to, due to fear of lynching. < 1189706340 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seconds! < 1189706570 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: the IRC network would complain < 1189706598 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC_18 < 1189706621 0 :SimonRC_18!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bugger, too long < 1189706638 0 :SimonRC_18!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC_20 < 1189706639 0 :SimonRC_20!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC_22 < 1189706663 0 :SimonRC_22!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC_45 < 1189706671 0 :SimonRC_45!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, the network blocks some of them < 1189707475 0 :importantshock!n=p_trick@161.253.18.113 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189707502 0 :SEO_DUDE75!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-43ae28012d0baa57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189707610 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC_45: do it in binary < 1189707707 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"sirc", it should tick 3.75 < 1189707746 0 :importantshock!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1189707820 0 :importantshock!n=importan@161.253.18.113 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189708207 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - (x - __import__("math").floor(x)))(time.time())) while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time())) < 1189708207 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: invalid syntax < 1189708216 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah? < 1189708281 0 :SEO_DUDE32!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1189709625 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :test < 1189709657 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep( ( lambda x: 1 - (x - __import__("math").floor(x)) )( time.time() ) ); while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time())) < 1189709658 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: invalid syntax < 1189709671 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep( ( lambda x: 1 - (x - __import__("math").floor(x)) )( time.time() ) ) and exec 'while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time()))' < 1189709672 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: invalid syntax < 1189709712 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time())) < 1189709713 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: invalid syntax < 1189709714 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time()))) < 1189709716 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SyntaxError: invalid syntax < 1189709719 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time()))))))) < 1189709726 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time())) < 1189709728 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Excess Flood < 1189709734 0 :bsmnt_bot!i=gavin@abacus.kwzs.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1189709741 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); while True: sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time())) < 1189709754 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec while True: time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); sys.stdout(__import__("math").floor(time.time())) < 1189709754 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IOError: [Errno 22] Invalid argument < 1189709761 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec while True: time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); sys.stdout(str(__import__("math").floor(time.time()))) < 1189709761 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IOError: [Errno 22] Invalid argument < 1189709766 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1189709770 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec while True: time.sleep((lambda x: 1 - x - __import__("math").floor(x))(time.time())); sys.stdout.write(str(__import__("math").floor(time.time()))) < 1189709770 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IOError: [Errno 22] Invalid argument < 1189710160 0 :importantshock!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what she said! < 1189710632 0 :SimonRC_45!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes
< 1189710637 0 :SimonRC_45!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC < 1189710639 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes
< 1189712435 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-10-93.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1189713564 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1189714116 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.252 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189718254 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1189718831 0 :importantshock!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1189719975 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1189721798 0 :SEO_DUDE75!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1189722046 0 :importantshock!n=importan@161.253.18.113 JOIN :#esoteric < 1189722408 0 :importantshock!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Meh." < 1189725019 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1189725529 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1189727699 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de )" < 1189727851 0 :oklopol!i=oko@194.251.101.183 JOIN :#esoteric