< 1192665794 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, hentai is nice < 1192665809 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by swords i mean that medieval theme they have going for some reason < 1192665831 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i don't actually watch much hentai, it's a bit boring imo < 1192665899 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure < 1192665917 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, i'm not sure why i'd lie about that :) < 1192665933 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, hentai isn't that great < 1192665944 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do admit i watch porn multiple hours a day. < 1192665951 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass? < 1192665953 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1192665960 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if at all, that is... < 1192665985 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: that's a line from shortbus < 1192665990 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1192665995 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after it was done, explicitly shown < 1192665996 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta watch that < 1192666004 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :81%... < 1192666086 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes to bed.
< 1192666211 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do like watching hentai as long as they're not having the actual sex, once the repeation of two pictures begins, it gets pretty stupid < 1192666322 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :needs more tentacles < 1192666407 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't actually seen a hentai *movie* with tentacle monsters, i might enjoy that, dunno < 1192666419 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not something you often see in regular porn < 1192666449 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well octopuss..es(?) sometimes) < 1192666456 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, spelling is hard < 1192666457 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1192666468 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :octopi < 1192666474 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1192666525 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's one sexy animal < 1192666552 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, wonder if the shop's still open < 1192666556 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm kinda thirsty < 1192666571 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :water? < 1192666587 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and octopusses aren't sexy < 1192666599 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... for some reason i don't like drinking water < 1192666605 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps because it's so easy to get. < 1192666609 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tastes good < 1192666617 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but... nah < 1192666661 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tomoyo.lenin.ru/Sawatari/Picture3.jpg < 1192666683 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tomoyo.lenin.ru/Sawatari/Picture6.jpg <--- lol octo-hickies < 1192666691 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe :P < 1192666771 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it's one thing to have them suck you, another to... find them a natural environment in ones body < 1192666793 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that goes for any object. < 1192666801 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...that can suck < 1192666811 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, i'm making a lot of sense. < 1192666815 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoppings! < 1192667054 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...i realized i need clothes to go out :| < 1192667575 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 min and shortbus is ready < 1192667983 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noo go naked < 1192668108 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kinda cold < 1192670703 0 :kwertii!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1192673595 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :great movie < 1192673633 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta sleep though -> < 1192675024 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I nominate Ruby for "most esoteric syntax of a P-language". < 1192675039 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(using Gregor's notion that Ruby is an honorary P-language) < 1192675220 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruby's syntax isn't very esoteric < 1192675247 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all the p-languages but lisp have the same syntax < 1192675249 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{foo} == do foo end == foo < 1192675284 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sigils specify the *scope* of a variable. < 1192675301 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1192675332 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puts("Foo") == puts "Foo" < 1192675348 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unimportant < 1192675386 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{|x| x x} is how they write (lambda x (x x)). < 1192675443 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{"foo" => bar, "baz" => qux} is how they write a hash map. < 1192675449 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still, superficial < 1192675500 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Regexps are part of the core syntax. < 1192675508 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: I'm discussing the syntax. < 1192675519 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to get technical, *all syntax is superficial*. < 1192675523 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1192675536 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can just convert all of it into a parse tree and express the same damned thing, after all. . . < 1192675540 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but all the things you bring up are simple, 1-to-1 transformations < 1192675552 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which are still ugly. < 1192675584 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Even the regexps as *part of the syntax*? < 1192675615 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl does it < 1192675659 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And Perl's an ugly language, with foo "bar" meaning foo("bar") meaning &foo("bar") meaning &foo "bar". < 1192675697 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is similar to ruby's foo "bar" == foo("bar") < 1192675705 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :same in haskell < 1192675713 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is bad syntax. < 1192675718 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not < 1192675723 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it is < 1192675732 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's bad, not esoteric < 1192675746 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it annoy you that (5+5) means the same as 5+5 ? < 1192675747 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine. I nominate Ruby for worst syntax, instead. < 1192675760 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: that's different < 1192675800 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in haskell, that's exactly the reason why foo "bar" and foo ("bar") are equivalent < 1192675823 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That, itself, is different. < 1192675861 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Perl, foo("bar") is treated like a similar C expression. . . And foo "bar" has the same reaction occur. < 1192675892 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not because of some nice syntax feature like expr := ( :expr: ) < 1192675897 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm suprised you say ruby has worse syntax than perl < 1192675907 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: Hmm. < 1192675911 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl has no syntax < 1192675915 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thinking back to Perl, Perl is a bit worse. < 1192675919 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ruby still sucks. < 1192675938 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in perl, anything could mean anything, and there's no formal syntax < 1192675950 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: ...exactly < 1192675959 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that feature where you can use _any_ marker to delimit a string? < 1192675970 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl has that < 1192675976 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O.o < 1192675988 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they say nothing but perl can parse Perl < 1192676012 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the semantics are, "everything from this point till the word Cabbage is a string... foo..bar...Cabbage" < 1192676038 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"puts << Cabbage" I believe, would be the offending syntax. < 1192676044 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, right. < 1192676065 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's _insane_, syntax-wise. < 1192676089 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, that < 1192676091 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash too < 1192676097 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forth is the only other language i know that allows such tricks < 1192676116 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it too much to ask for a *sane* language syntax? < 1192676125 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no, lisp gives it to you < 1192676145 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no, haskell's right there! < 1192676149 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: Right; thank God for the Lisps, and all the other donations to good syntax heaven that have been made. < 1192676177 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even though CL's read-syntax junk is not so good < 1192676206 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :requiring executing CL in read time, wtf? < 1192676217 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/in/at/ < 1192676226 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd say that CL has a good few WTFs. < 1192676232 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hooray scheme < 1192676253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell haskell haskell < 1192676257 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tcl. < 1192676267 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell syntax is god. i love it. < 1192676277 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell syntax is too complicated < 1192676282 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a perfect balance between human-readability and sanity < 1192676299 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainfuck's lack of syntax is awesome. < 1192676302 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: no it's not. It's exactly as simple as it should be. < 1192676308 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it has syntax. . . < 1192676312 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: [] < 1192676322 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want a syntaxless brainfuck < 1192676334 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: making it any more simple would shift the balance towards computer-readability and away from human-readability < 1192676347 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and we know where that leads < 1192676348 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lisp < 1192676382 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: The "[" command shall define a goto. The "]" shall go to the goto number in the current cell. < 1192676397 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm. < 1192676400 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That fails. < 1192676401 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: doesn't work, no conditional < 1192676418 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Happy with syntaxless non-TC Brainfuck? :p < 1192676621 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I think that the ] command would, in effect, be able to be used to select among cell-max conditions. . . < 1192676709 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[+][+][+][+][+][-----] Also, it produces this interesting infinite loop. < 1192676873 0 :Tritonio!n=Tritonio@150.140.226.90 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192678151 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1192678324 0 :Tritonio!n=Tritonio@150.140.226.90 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192678894 0 :helios24!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1192679785 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=saru@219-88-194-194.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1192681190 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@209.248.125.179 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192681208 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1192681216 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1192681656 0 :SomeGuyAtHome!n=gerard@124-197-41-171.callplus.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1192681982 0 :SomeGuyAtHome!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1192682482 0 :LoginError!i=HydraIRC@142.179.58.98 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192682612 0 :LoginError!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1192682622 0 :helios24!i=helios@tomakin.niobe.hellzilla.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1192682722 0 :kwertii!n=kwertii@c-71-202-121-102.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1192683175 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-236-168-92.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1192683197 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1192684551 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye all < 1192684566 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1192688407 0 :SomeGuyAtHome!n=gerard@124-197-41-171.callplus.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1192691552 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1192692354 0 :g4lt-sb100!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :g4lt-mordant < 1192692405 0 :kwertii!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1192694399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1192694400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1192695625 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-236-168-92.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1192695712 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who is here right now? < 1192695739 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody < 1192695743 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are. < 1192695751 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks around
< 1192695767 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an irc channel, oerjan. < 1192695773 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, i see no oerjan around here. < 1192695781 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1192695783 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ais523: daemon ul bf < 1192695785 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 immibis: ps < 1192695814 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1192695817 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat test < 1192695819 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :test < 1192695831 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ul i wonder what this daemon does. < 1192695935 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an underload interpreter in brainfuck < 1192695948 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sends the result to ais523, who is not present < 1192695958 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok... < 1192695961 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is underload? < 1192695969 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the opposite of overload? < 1192695977 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :look on the wiki? < 1192695990 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :presumably < 1192695995 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1192695999 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ais523: daemon ul bf < 1192696001 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 immibis: daemon cat bf < 1192696003 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 oerjan: ps < 1192696045 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote arglebargle < 1192696051 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1192696106 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need at least 5 people for this question. < 1192696166 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION should make a bot that bridges between a channel and a query - for example so egobot could be used on other channels.
< 1192696169 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very bad timing then < 1192696218 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a rude quine - (:aSS):aSS < 1192696362 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently
< 1192696370 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently for someone to ask what he's waiting for
< 1192696428 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently for immibis to wait some more
< 1192696453 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently for oerjan to wait some more for immibis to wait some more
< 1192696461 0 :jix!n=jix@195.37.106.60 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192696490 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently for jix to as what he's waiting for
< 1192696495 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*ask < 1192696529 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1192696533 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently for jix to reply to oerjan about what he was waiting for even though he knows the answer is that he was waiting for immibis to wait some more for oerjan to wait some more for immibis to wait some more.
< 1192696556 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits until this is over
< 1192696558 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits patiently for someone to ask what he's waiting for.
< 1192696569 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION loses patience
< 1192696579 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: what are you waiting for? < 1192696584 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION explodes
< 1192696593 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION was waiting for someone to ask what he was waiting for.
< 1192696627 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION finds all of jix's bits and screws them together
< 1192696631 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stuck in an recursive loop, i see. < 1192696635 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP stop waiting < 1192696683 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR 4: RESOURCE REAVAILABLE < 1192696762 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who thinks the new zealand basketball team beating the australian basketball team, is more likely than the new zealand fencing team beating the australian fencing team? (ignoring the fact that i have no idea if either of those countries actually has a fencing team_ < 1192696773 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP answer the question < 1192696856 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP answer the question < 1192696877 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR 57: LOCAL GEOGRAPHIC MODULE UNAVAILABLE < 1192696912 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who thinks that it is more likely that team A will beat team B at the basketball game, than that team C will beat team D at the fencing? < 1192696956 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE ANSWER IS: Purple < 1192697279 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1192697283 0 :^_`!n=saru@122-57-225-204.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1192697292 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*beep* non-matching switch statement on line 12, character 6; possible cases are "basketball" and "fencing". < 1192697347 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-SUGGESTION: INTERPRETERS WITH IMPROVED GEOGRAPHIC MODULES ARE NOW AVAILABLE < 1192697392 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR 999378484292823: IRSSI IS UNKNOWN INTERPRETER COMPILER IRP...... < 1192697407 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR 13941234123123124252936242134: IRP-ERROR NUMBER TOO BIG < 1192697418 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR 801: No Error Occurred < 1192697502 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-CLARIFICATION: REFERRING TO ^_` < 1192697502 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR: TOO MANY IRP-ERRORS; REQUIRES MANUAL RESET; PLEASE RUN RESET COMMAND < 1192697536 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-ERROR: GreaseMonkey MISIDENTIFIED AS COMING RATHER THAN LEAVING < 1192697543 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-BUG: IN IRP-BUG < 1192697638 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :details: needs to be more specific. For more details, type IRP-BUG-INFO 1123 < 1192697847 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-BUG-INFO 1123 < 1192697874 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRP-BUG-INFO-RESPONSE (1123) For more details, type IRP-BUG-INFO 1123 < 1192697932 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hi, I'm a quit message virus. Please replace your old line with this line and help me take over the world of IRC. Easy as 3.1 < 1192698224 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1192698244 0 :jix!n=jix@195.37.106.60 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192699826 0 :^_`!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GreaseMonkey < 1192700061 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Every time you screw up AWOS, GreaseMonkey kills a kitten." < 1192700522 0 :kwertii!n=kwertii@c-71-202-121-102.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1192702512 0 :SomeGuyAtHome!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1192704906 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Lunch" < 1192705253 0 :kwertii!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1192707226 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1192707500 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1192713034 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-035-124.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1192713721 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-105-174.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1192717514 0 :ehird`!n=test@user-544158a3.l5.c5.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1192717993 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://article.gmane.org/gmane.emacs.devel/80956 Emacs now edits videos. Millions of nerds patch GRUB support for it, set it as OS. < 1192719199 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.229.28 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192719264 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1192719966 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1192723029 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1192723070 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-205.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1192724379 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1192724583 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-119.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1192725528 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1192725753 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1192725877 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sebbu < 1192726215 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1192726225 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-032-143.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1192726568 0 :SEO_DUDE38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1192729648 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't get started on this report >_< < 1192729661 0 :Fa1r!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is just fine < 1192729683 0 :Fa1r!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go to #irp and try... please somebody do my report, thanks < 1192729692 0 :Fa1r!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... things happen. < 1192729711 0 :Fa1r!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^___^ < 1192729941 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fa1r, hm? < 1192729997 0 :Fa1r!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: how can i help? < 1192730013 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What did you want w/ #irp ? < 1192730042 0 :Fa1r!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: actually nothing. < 1192730754 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-170.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1192731511 0 :SEO_DUDE38!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-e53d135fde75b2a5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1192733421 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1192737322 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: that's absolutely ridiculous < 1192737334 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then again, so are emacs users < 1192737345 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: :D < 1192737356 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1192737357 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm writing a text editor for emacs < 1192737360 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an interesting platform < 1192737363 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1192737363 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1192737426 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear there is already a vi clone < 1192737448 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :neat < 1192737471 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about an emulator for the Editor Macros set for the TECO editor? < 1192737480 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that editor was nice, it spawned an OS called emacs < 1192737543 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one really has to wonder why GNU feels the need for things like HURD or Linux- they ought to just make emacs fully self-hosting and be done with it. < 1192737583 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/travesty2.html i hate having to port perl code to other languages. < 1192737587 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :having is a bit of a misnomer < 1192737588 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's implementing POSIX compatibility that holds them back < 1192737590 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm doing this for fun :) < 1192737645 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: which raises the question "how necessary is POSIX, anyway?". < 1192737666 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems rather odd that POSIX is the one standard nearly all operating systems are trending towards < 1192737685 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: it sucks less than any other standard people can think of < 1192737690 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it still blows though) < 1192737699 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shrugs
< 1192737748 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would prefer to think of it as a "best effort thusfar", not unlike C. It's not optimal, but there isn't a fully acceptable replacement currently. < 1192737900 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that seems to be exactly what ehird` said < 1192737920 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1192737922 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1192737950 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm implying they need to be replaced < 1192737974 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which, I'm certain, is a rant you guys have already heard at least part of < 1192738356 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just finished porting that perl code < 1192738357 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i feel dirty < 1192738521 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bah, bloody typical. < 1192738523 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't work. < 1192738533 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does perl count as an esoteric language? < 1192738534 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should. < 1192738559 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The topic of "standard" programs to implement in a new language came up a while back. What do y'all think of Towers Of Hanoi? < 1192738566 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: it certainly *can* be < 1192738589 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with good coding style regulations, you can make it a significantly less horrible language, though. < 1192738664 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/travesty2.html this counts as esoteric code i think < 1192738671 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i ported it to python and it produces completely different output < 1192738714 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks kinda nasty < 1192738728 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a simple algorithm you'd think it'd be simple < 1192738767 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the translation in question: http://www.nonlogic.org/dump/text/1192735145.html < 1192738770 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by all accounts it SHOULD be the same < 1192738774 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it isn't < 1192738792 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :online version for easy testing: http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/travesty.html < 1192738814 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello world, order 3, 250 chars of output, in that produces hello world over and over and over again < 1192738822 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with my port it produces hel over and over again < 1192738927 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1192738947 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony < 1192738953 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1192739104 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION just asks in #python
< 1192739951 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh em gee < 1192739963 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gee oh em < 1192740016 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woot, i think i got the travesty generator done < 1192740136 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :travesty generator? < 1192740139 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :keep it away from me < 1192740394 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :disbot < 1192740413 0 :disbot!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird` < 1192741208 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(oerjan) i think it's implementing POSIX compatibility that holds them back <<< you must mean PSO < 1192741210 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*PSOX < 1192741216 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: finally, you're alive < 1192741223 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, what? < 1192741227 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has PSOX on highlight
< 1192741235 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's sad < 1192741241 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1192741259 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Holds what back? < 1192741270 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, me having PSOX on highlight? < 1192741304 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol, hello? < 1192741309 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello! < 1192741318 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: #esoteric-blah hello? < 1192741320 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What were you saying about psox? < 1192741342 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have "porn" and "kiddie" on highlight < 1192741351 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, yeah, i'll look < 1192741370 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: i said: (oerjan) i think it's implementing POSIX compatibility that holds them back <<< you must mean PSOX < 1192741556 0 :disbot!n=disbot@user-544158a3.l5.c5.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1192741556 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :holds what back, and how can I help? < 1192741579 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::)) < 1192741587 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: check #esoteric-blah < 1192741590 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's working great :D < 1192741859 0 :disbot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1192741888 0 :disbot!n=disbot@user-544158a3.l5.c5.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1192742062 0 :disbot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1192742075 0 :disbot!n=disbot@user-544158a3.l5.c5.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1192742415 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host72-81-dynamic.18-79-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1192743379 0 :kwertii!n=kwertii@c-71-202-121-102.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1192744014 0 :disbot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1192744894 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1192745280 0 :SEO_DUDE38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1192745672 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1192749925 0 :kwertii!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection