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00:05:24 <evincar> In the twenty-odd minutes I've been gone?
00:07:08 <evincar> Did I miss anything exciting?
00:07:47 <ehird_> We had an orgy, bsmntbombdood.
00:08:05 <evincar> Goodness! I could have brought punch.
00:08:32 <evincar> bsmntbombdood, it must not have been that good if you don't remember it, eh?
00:08:37 <evincar> So I shouldn't be too disappointed.
00:09:19 * evincar becomes the incredible sulk
00:09:38 <ehird_> evincar: Let's have another orgy!
00:09:41 <ehird_> Just the two of us. Err...
00:10:07 <evincar> I think there's a word for that.
00:10:14 <evincar> It might be called "sex", iirc.
00:10:26 <ehird_> evincar: NO YOU SEE IT'S AN ORGY
00:11:39 <evincar> I think you might want to get that removed.
00:11:46 <evincar> And give it back to me asap.
00:12:36 <evincar> If it really looks like a long emoticon, we should probably get some cosmetic help, now shouldn't we?
00:12:53 <Slereah> what about this? http://membres.lycos.fr/bewulf/Divers/ASCII%20PORN.txt
00:12:58 <evincar> I just thought of the best internet meme.
00:13:41 <evincar> We just need a photo of a penis from the top. Then we draw an ascii penis over it.
00:13:46 <evincar> Genius, if I do say so myself.
00:14:20 <evincar> I don't think I really want to be the lucky guy.
00:14:35 <Slereah> http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/49.jpg
00:14:41 <evincar> I'm reserving that meme for future use, though.
00:14:43 <Slereah> Something resembling this?
00:15:05 <ehird_> Except the other way around, Slereah.
00:19:25 <Sgeo> evincar, come into #ircnomic and vote FOR fairer-deal ?
00:20:14 <ehird_> Sgeo: he won't. probably.
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00:21:00 <Slereah> Sgeo : ehird_ no likes me in nomic :(
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00:21:51 <Sgeo> It's a proposal ehird_ and myself both want passed, but it's failing quorum
00:22:08 <ehird_> and comex is an agoran
00:22:11 <ehird_> he should know what a good proposal is!
00:23:22 <ehird_> pikhq: You too! I'll even give you a point if you FOR.
00:34:55 <bsmntbombdood> http://cgi.ebay.com/Hewlett-Packard-HP-12c-Scientific-Calculator-BRAZIL_W0QQitemZ150239149291QQcmdZViewItem
00:38:20 <sauxdado> not just any calcultor, but from brazil!
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01:46:39 <ehird_> revcompgeek: That's not very interesting :P
01:46:46 <ehird_> Bitter after my {name} suggestion? :P
01:47:19 <revcompgeek> i was going to use () but then it would have made lisp people mad
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02:37:49 <Sgeo> Error in TMCB spec revcompgeek
02:38:02 <Sgeo> Where does it say that {= fjr 89} is illegal?
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04:21:51 <calamari> something is wrong with my monospace font.. afk, can't read this :)
04:22:33 <calamari> http://orto.accelart.jp/samples/Xetris/Xetris-en.html
04:23:09 <calamari> Java VM in Javascript.. but i guess Gregor beat them to it with his JS project
04:34:13 <calamari> I made a BF 2 JS compiler, but I couldn't figure out how to get a keyboard buffer working .. my blocking on , was killing the browser
04:34:30 <calamari> so I made a lame popup instead :(
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13:44:13 <ehird> so, in case anyone's interested:
13:44:15 <ehird> it crashes on console too
13:44:26 <ehird> I ran emacs on a file and there were a few linebreaks then a solid cursor blinking
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14:05:36 <ehird> so ais523, if you're reading this
14:05:42 <ehird> i think what INTERCAL needs to boost its popularity is a rap song
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17:13:14 <ehird> MrsCorun: *Mrs*Corun?
17:13:25 <ehird> Interesting choice of name
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17:24:15 <Slereah> You -> o | o <- Delicious cake
17:24:29 <Slereah> You -> o | o <- Delicious cake
17:24:40 <Slereah> You -> o | o <- Delicious cake
17:25:41 <Slereah> You ->o | o <- Delicious cake
17:25:53 <Slereah> YOU ARE NO CLOSER TO THE CAKE
17:26:02 <fizzie> That was maybe the wrong way to go, then.
17:26:27 <Slereah> You -> o| o <- Delicious cake
17:27:46 <Slereah> A box of matches. A bandana. And a clothehanger.
17:28:03 <fizzie> \forall x \in inventory, y \in inventory: apply x to y.
17:28:44 <Corun> Burn down the wall
17:29:21 <fizzie> "Oh no, now Billy has caught fire!"
17:29:52 <Slereah> You -> o | o <- Delicious cake
17:31:29 <Slereah> You -> o | o <- Delicious cake
17:32:02 <Slereah> You -> o| o <- Delicious cake
17:32:31 <Corun> fashion a pickaxe out of the coathanger
17:33:51 <ehird> Shoot missile at Duck
17:34:28 <Corun> go east; examine cake;
17:35:04 <ehird> Corun: I know what I'm doing. plz let me try.
17:35:12 <Slereah> You -> o | o <- Delicious cake
17:35:15 <Corun> Ok, but I get half the winning cake
17:36:25 <ehird> Slereah: Okay. So we've started.
17:36:30 <ehird> Equip flamethrowser.
17:36:39 <Slereah> You do not have a flamethrower.
17:36:51 <ehird> Get flamethrower from hammerspace
17:37:16 <Slereah> ehird wants to cheat his way to the delicious cake.
17:37:21 <ehird> Okay, forget that.
17:37:23 <ehird> I have a better idea.
17:37:42 <Slereah> A box of matches. A bandana. A clothanger.
17:38:33 <ehird> Put match in bandada. Put matchdana by the wall.
17:39:08 <Corun> HE DIDN'T LIGHT THE MATCH
17:39:23 <ehird> Slereah: I didn't light it!
17:39:39 <Slereah> The matchdana does nothing.
17:39:53 <ehird> What is to the <--- of me?
17:39:58 <ehird> Just look, don't go.
17:40:59 <ehird> Slereah: kill lion with coathanger.
17:41:03 <ehird> Wrap it around its penis.
17:41:10 <ehird> While it is distracted, eat its face.
17:41:16 <ehird> Then throw it over the wall.
17:41:23 <Corun> It'll eat the cake tho!
17:41:27 <ehird> Corun: It's ... dead.
17:41:39 <ehird> If it wasn't dead when we ate its face, it will be over the wall.
17:42:01 <ehird> Slereah: Oh, wait.
17:42:04 <ehird> Restart, look <---
17:42:28 <ehird> Slereah: Yeah, yeah, and we see a lion.
17:42:56 <Slereah> HOW CAN YOU GET IN THE CAR IF YOU HAVE NO MOUTH
17:43:03 <ehird> Slereah: Very easily
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17:43:11 <ehird> car, but jar will work
17:44:50 <Slereah> THINK FAST, THE GRUE IS GETTING CLOSER
17:44:52 <ehird> Slereah: Set fire to lion. It dies.
17:45:06 <ehird> However, DO NOT LET THE LION'S FIRE POUR OUT.
17:45:15 <ehird> so just update me, when it's dead, and on fire.
17:45:18 <Slereah> What, you want to set a lion on fire with matches?
17:45:38 <ehird> Set matches alight, put in bandana, put bandana over lion's head.
17:45:44 <ehird> That should do it pretty quickly.
17:45:49 <ehird> (You throw it on, not go up to him obviously)
17:46:51 <ehird> Slereah: Is that a lion on fire?
17:46:59 <Slereah> Well, I can't represent the lion running the other way around.
17:47:15 <ehird> Slereah: Ah. So is it basically harmless now?
17:47:18 <ehird> i.e. dying like hell
17:47:34 <ehird> Slereah: Okay. Grab the lion.
17:47:37 <Slereah> BUT YOU STILL ARE NO CLOSER TO DELICIOUS CAKE
17:47:38 <ehird> Make sure it is DEAD
17:47:41 <ehird> And throw it over the wall.
17:47:49 <ehird> (it is dead so it will not be able to eat the cake.)
17:49:28 <ehird> Slereah: I assume there is a platform somewhere.
17:49:36 <ehird> Okay, wait, undo last action.
17:49:48 <ehird> Do it, but while you throw the lion, throw it a little further, just enough to land kinda near the cake BUT NOT ON IT
17:50:04 <ehird> Then, when the lion gets close to the cake
17:50:08 <ehird> jump on to the cake, lightly
17:50:08 <Corun> Bare in min that that makes no sense
17:50:18 <ehird> Then, eat the delicious cake.
17:50:22 <Slereah> You want to throw the lion so hard that it will take you away?
17:50:30 <Corun> That makes _NO SENSE_
17:50:42 <ehird> add a little jump if you want
17:50:51 <Slereah> Maybe you can do like Munchausen, just lift you by your ponytail.
17:51:08 <ehird> Slereah: Whatever. Just do it.
17:51:39 <ehird> Slereah: What happens?
17:51:52 <Slereah> You are not magically lifted by the lion throwing.
17:52:20 <ehird> Slereah: That's why you do one of the epic jumps that we did before.
17:52:36 <ehird> Slereah: Oh, and to hold on
17:52:39 <ehird> attach the clothes hanger
17:53:52 <Slereah> You do not deserve delicious cake with such ideas.
17:54:12 <ehird> Slereah: That doesn't mean you are not commanded to do what I said
17:54:18 <ehird> Corun: if this doesn't work let's collaborate :P
17:55:08 <ehird> Slereah: Okay, restart.
17:55:11 <ehird> Corun: COLLABORATIME
17:55:28 <ehird> Corun: You go first
17:55:38 <Corun> Ok. I think... look up
17:56:12 <Slereah> . <- this dot is here because I cannot send empty space
17:57:02 <ehird> Slereah: Look down
17:57:57 <ehird> there isn't floor on the other side
17:58:00 <ehird> there's only ONE gap
17:58:03 <ehird> Corun: okay, your turn!
17:58:43 <Slereah> Is this the first IRP game program? :o
17:59:33 <ehird> but not the fisrt irc game
17:59:35 <ehird> but it's the best :p
17:59:49 <Slereah> Well, it is just another one of those cake challenges from 4chan.
17:59:51 <ehird> can't we knock down the wall -- somehow -- and make it cove rup the blank space?
17:59:55 <ehird> Slereah: But on IRC.
18:00:10 <Corun> Examine the strength of the wall
18:00:34 <Slereah> http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5b/Deliciouscake.png
18:02:06 <Slereah> It's a stroke, it shouldn't have any!
18:03:41 <Corun> Push the wall, as hard as I can
18:05:36 <Slereah> Your skull was not stronger than bricks.
18:05:44 <Corun> I didn't want to push with my skull
18:05:58 <Corun> I didn't want to take a run up, either :-P
18:07:52 <ehird> Slereah: not restart
18:08:30 <Corun> kick the wall in a non-life-threatening way
18:09:38 <Corun> Matches + bandana -> lion head
18:09:45 <Corun> Then climb on top of the wall
18:11:01 <Corun> How far can we jump?
18:11:16 <ehird> <Corun> Matches + bandana -> lion head <-- I love the credit I'm getting
18:11:33 <Corun> Your turn then :-P
18:11:43 <ehird> Corun: he didn't answer yet
18:12:36 <Slereah> [18:32] <Corun> jump over wall
18:12:36 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> You -> o
18:12:36 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:36 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> You -> o
18:12:36 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:37 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> You -> o
18:12:39 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:41 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> You -> o
18:12:45 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:47 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> You -> o
18:12:49 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:51 <Slereah> [18:33] <Slereah> You -> o
18:12:53 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:55 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> |o o <- Delicious cake
18:12:57 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> | o <- Delicious cake
18:12:59 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> o AAAAAAAH
18:13:01 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> o AAAAAAAH
18:13:03 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> o AAAAAAAH
18:13:05 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> o AAAAAAAH
18:13:05 <ehird> Slereah: What ar eyou doing, and why
18:13:07 <Slereah> [18:34] <Slereah> o AAAAAAAH
18:13:09 <Slereah> That seems to be one char :o
18:13:10 <Corun> That was an excessive paste :-P
18:13:27 <ehird> Slereah: Okay, one char. but that's from the floor
18:13:33 <Slereah> That's less than the declaration of independance!
18:13:38 <ehird> one char above the |
18:14:14 <ehird> Slereah: Whut is *
18:14:50 <Slereah> HURRY, BEFORE THE GRUE COMES!
18:14:55 <Corun> poke the cake with the coathanger
18:15:22 <ehird> Slereah: Are we high enough to grab a star?
18:15:27 <ehird> Or at least. Are the stars near?
18:15:58 <Corun> Maybe we should go to the west where the lion came from
18:16:11 <ehird> I wanna know about the *s first
18:16:14 <ehird> Slereah: Are we close to the *s
18:16:23 <Corun> We could use the lion to parachute down :-P
18:16:29 <Slereah> The stars are here to look up, because I cannot send spaces.
18:17:49 <ehird> Slereah: Strip everything from the lion, apart from the nice fluffy stuff that can be used for parachuting.
18:17:56 <ehird> Throw it all, really damn hard, at the opponent.
18:18:14 <Corun> Then parachute from the wall to the floor, avoiding the hole
18:18:31 <ehird> AND THEN GRAB THE CAKE
18:18:32 <Slereah> You could, you know, jump.
18:18:38 <ehird> Slereah: no, we'll fall
18:18:40 <Slereah> There's only line one tile missing.
18:18:49 <ehird> Slereah: We might undo to that if this doesn't work
18:18:51 <ehird> let's try this first.
18:19:29 <Slereah> How far do you throw the lion.
18:19:45 <Corun> We're only throwing the non-fluffy bits of the lion
18:19:55 <Corun> And we're throwing at the challenger
18:20:23 <Corun> The distance between us, and when it hits the challenger :-P
18:21:13 <Corun> I'm worried for the cake :-)
18:22:09 <ehird> Slereah: We still have the fluffy parachutey bits right?
18:22:50 <Slereah> <- time for a victory dance
18:23:10 <ehird> Slereah: Okay. Parachute with the fluffy parachutey bits down to the floor next to the cake
18:23:14 <ehird> Then immediately grab the cake
18:23:20 <ehird> And hold it tightly but firmly and gently
18:23:29 <ehird> If it is delicious, eat it.
18:23:49 <Corun> (Aslong as it's not poisonous)
18:24:30 <ehird> as long as it isn't gonna kill us :P
18:24:37 <ehird> Or debilitate us so that we are fucked
18:24:50 <ehird> Slereah: what does that mean
18:24:56 <Corun> It's a parachute :-P
18:25:25 <ehird> We specifically avoided that.
18:25:30 <ehird> that isn't on the gap
18:25:37 <Corun> We're not going down the hole :-P
18:25:55 <ehird> Slereah: Okay. immediately leap for the cake and grab it, and land on nice floor.
18:28:53 <Slereah> SOON TO BE RELEASED : DELICIOUS CAKE 2
18:31:07 <ehird> Ddn't the cake just eat us?
18:31:09 <ehird> <Slereah> | o<o OM NOM NOM
18:31:27 <Corun> And, how are our arms longer than our jumping distance :-P
18:32:51 <Slereah> Plus, it's red, so it's yours.
18:32:55 <Corun> I thought you were going to say it was a spacestation
18:33:03 <ehird> Slereah: THE CAKE ATE US DAMNIT
18:33:15 <Slereah> Sure, whatever makes you happy.
18:33:30 <Slereah> You people and your freaky fetishes.
18:34:36 <ehird> EAT THE CAKE FROM THE INSIDE
18:35:04 <sauxdado> i eat your mom from the inside
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18:44:25 <Slereah> NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO CHALLENGE US
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18:48:11 <ehird> Slereah: Does this mean me and Corun have to help u to GET CAEK
18:48:22 <Corun> I'm going to make food
18:50:16 <Slereah> Plus, I'm too lazy to do another one right now.
18:50:32 <ehird> ````````````````````````````
18:50:46 <ehird> | O ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ o |
18:50:49 <ehird> ````````````````````````````
19:00:42 <ehird> Slereah: ~ = adasd
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20:17:05 <GregorR> Blerdehblerdeh English fügel
20:23:31 <olsner> herrejistanes, vad pratar ni fr goja egentligen?
20:26:19 <olsner> wakaranai no ka? zannen da ne...
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21:10:26 <evincar> ehird, I don't suppose you've done that interpreter?
21:10:48 <evincar> I appreciate that you volunteered, anyway.
21:11:01 <evincar> I'm going to make my own when I get around to it, but it wou
21:11:12 <evincar> ..ld have been nice to have another person's take on it.
21:11:46 <ehird> evincar: I will finish it
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21:22:52 <evincar> I might be on later tonight.
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23:02:09 <sauxdado> how to say "hello" in Spanish?
23:02:17 <sauxdado> how to say "how to say "hello" in Spanish?" in Spanish?
23:02:34 <sauxdado> how to say "how to say "how to say "hello" in Spanish?" in Spanish?" in Spanish?
23:03:01 <sauxdado> como se dice "hola" en Ingles?
23:03:14 <sauxdado> como se dice "como se dice "hola" en Ingles?" en Ingles?...
23:09:51 <sauxdado> como se dice "how to say "como se dice "hola" en Ingles?" in Spanish?" en Ingles?
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