< 1211157786 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye for today :-) < 1211157797 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1211158930 0 :timotiis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1211161167 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"@+" < 1211161889 0 :Kittens!n=asistir@unaffiliated/kittens JOIN :#esoteric < 1211161892 0 :syamajala2!n=syamajal@c-75-68-225-205.hsd1.ma.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1211161919 0 :Kittens!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1211161944 0 :syamajala2!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1211162475 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1211162639 0 :Corun!n=Corun@halls-129-31-72-183.hor.ic.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1211165909 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1211166086 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1211172521 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know a game pisses you off when you enable god mode on it, run to an area with infinite dudes coming after you, and start mowing down people. < 1211172525 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For an hour. < 1211172601 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like good clean fun to me. < 1211172791 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People going 'boom' is not very clean. :p < 1211172868 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially when that 'boom' is the result of Tau leptons being launched into them in a continuous beam. < 1211172935 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the non-antimatter variety of Tau leptons; don't need the entire *planet* going boom) < 1211173022 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why would you use tau leptons? Unless you accelerate them at like the speed of light, they'll just blow in your gun < 1211173047 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also you'd need a collider in your backpack the size of Soviet Russia. < 1211173081 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never played Half-Life? < 1211173102 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried, like yesterday < 1211173113 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. < 1211173118 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, I found out that I couldn't find where to go after the exit bridge collapsed < 1211173134 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I was killed by the most insidious enemy of the game so far < 1211173136 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ladder. < 1211173146 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Tau cannon has a very, very small particle accelerator in it. . . < 1211173152 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1211173158 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Head crabs go away in a few swoops of crowbars. < 1211173165 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a vent in that entry room. . . < 1211173166 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ladder, I just can't kill it. < 1211173168 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crouch and go through it. < 1211173179 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The room full of head crabs and falling computers? < 1211173182 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I went in < 1211173182 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1211173189 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What am I supposed to do there? < 1211173189 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the way to go. < 1211173201 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a door in there that you need to go through, IIRC. < 1211173207 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1211173210 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll try that sir. < 1211173228 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm stuck on the Blasting Pit, myself. < 1211173233 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(only started playing last week) < 1211173270 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1211173298 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wasted quite some time exploring, chatting up and screwing with equipment before the big experiment :D < 1211173309 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But in the first HL, it seems people were grumpy. < 1211173328 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Weren't you supposed to be in the something something like half an hour ago?" < 1211173383 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :God mode makes the game very, very amusing to go through, BTW. < 1211173404 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe later < 1211173409 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Hmm. Let's kill the Vortigaunts with a crowbar." < 1211173411 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :First, I'll try actually doing it < 1211173426 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1211173429 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plus, maybe I'll finally get to go to the bar with those security guards < 1211173434 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They all promised to me! < 1211173443 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only use God mode up to where I can get to without it; just kinda cheap, otherwise. < 1211173451 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I save the universe, I damn expect some free beers < 1211173471 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So sorry, but you'll be shot for your efforts. :p < 1211173513 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt it. I have Half Life 2 on some CD. < 1211173527 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might only have HALF A LIFE LEFT < 1211173536 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But he's still alive for the second part! < 1211173609 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1211173612 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(amazingly) < 1211173638 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've died so many times there. . . :p < 1211173640 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plus, it's a good game to prepare me for the life of a physicist. < 1211173653 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's not. < 1211173673 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's a theoretical physicist hired as menial labor; surely you had picked up on that? < 1211173684 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Riding trains in secret underground labs, getting yelled at by an army of scientist clones (one Einstein and one black), hitting aliens with crowbars. < 1211173697 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I picked that up from his wikipedia article < 1211173700 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. < 1211173725 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if I had that awesome suit, I'd push their goddamn cristal loads all day < 1211173791 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I'm wondering < 1211173796 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's three suits, technically < 1211173801 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where are the two other guys? < 1211173807 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At home in their underwear? < 1211173938 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No idea. < 1211173959 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'll note, if you go back into the locker room, that the two other suits disappeared, though. < 1211173996 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they were never there. < 1211174018 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, then.. < 1211174030 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe they're back at tech support? < 1211174031 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess they took the suits to their dorms? < 1211174220 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What surprised me the most though. < 1211174226 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that one of the locker. < 1211174235 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has ammo clips and the American flag in it. < 1211174248 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hrm. < 1211174252 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd think they'd keep crazy rednecks out of top secret research facility. < 1211174274 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd think, but you'd be wrong. < 1211174278 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, I was glad to find some ammo, but still. < 1211174299 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was also not sure why the crowbar was lying around. < 1211174310 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not the most used tool in a lab. < 1211174319 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or anywhere, really. < 1211174400 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, it's the quintessential Half-Life weapon. < 1211174430 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's a hell of a lot more plausible to find a crowbar than, say, a chainsaw. :p < 1211174453 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but you know, there's probably a more reasonable weapon to find. < 1211174465 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like a screwdriver or a hammer or something. < 1211174466 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1211174487 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or a big piece of concrete, since he's in that awesome suit. < 1211174596 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken < 1211174612 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION treats it like a headcrab < 1211174651 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION read the link as "Mike the headless chick" < 1211174702 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The worst part is that he decided to keep it alive. < 1211174717 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A more merciful individual would just have smashed it with a sledgehammer < 1211174721 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Orpossibly a crowbar. < 1211174826 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make it a headcrab zombie. < 1211174850 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where would it nest? < 1211174855 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We may hope the parts that could feel pain were already gone < 1211174857 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It needs a bodycrab < 1211174871 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or a pubic crab < 1211174883 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to Wikipedia, the headcrabs don't actually need a full *head*. . . < 1211174915 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Zombines from Half-Life 2, after their headcrabs die or bolt, can be seen headless. < 1211174939 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe the crab ate it D: < 1211174945 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. < 1211174965 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: The bird only had a brainstem. < 1211175256 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1211175261 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had an epiphany. < 1211175274 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it called Black Mesa because of all the affirmative action going on? < 1211175283 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's like 20 identical black guys in there. < 1211175348 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if they're identical, they must be clones, right? < 1211175362 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the workers here are clones. < 1211175365 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1211175376 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there's only four different guys. < 1211175402 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The security guard, the black scientist, the old scientist, and the other old scientist with Einstein hair < 1211175414 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plus Gordon Freeman, but I never saw him so far, no mirrors. < 1211175445 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so not actually Einstein himself? there might be some DNA around somewhere... < 1211175485 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's no need for Einstein when you have Gordon Motherfucking Freeman. < 1211175496 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The manliest of physicists. < 1211175605 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://macrochan.org/source/Q/H/QHBND2O6B4ZKYRFAMOYNLFPUYMGOCYST.jpeg < 1211175627 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fact : Gregory House is Gordon Motherfucking Freeman. < 1211175883 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fact: Gordon Freeman owns < 1211175894 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With a crowbar, no leass. < 1211175914 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Less, even. < 1211175928 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just can't wait to doom the earth, just so that I can enact my Half Life nerd fantasies. < 1211176218 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not you computer scientists who can claim a man's man! < 1211176459 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211176459 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211177039 0 :Slereah_!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211177039 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211178551 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=saru@219-88-193-251.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1211178551 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211178584 0 :Slereah_!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211179324 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Damn you, TV Tropes!" < 1211180352 0 :olsner!n=salparot@h-79-136-60-96.NA.cust.bahnhof.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1211183999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1211184000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1211184726 0 :augur!i=82f5c445@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-f7956f2320f1ade0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1211184733 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1211184747 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :check it out: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6950604815683841321&hl=en < 1211184749 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :programming DNA < 1211184785 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm already a DNA program. < 1211184802 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Give me some sort of infinite memory and infinite life, and I'll compute stuff! < 1211184806 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also infinite interest. < 1211184823 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wheres the command line so i can kill your process < 1211184849 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ kill Slereah_ < 1211184855 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :work damn you work! < 1211184937 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ERROR, ERROR < 1211184940 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUCK YOUUUUUU < 1211184946 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Beep boop < 1211184951 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EX-TER-MI-NATE < 1211184957 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh noes! < 1211184961 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GENESIS OF THE DALEKS!? < 1211184966 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOE IS ME < 1211184978 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except I don't look like a giant marital aid. < 1211184994 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're right, you don't look like one < 1211184996 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you ARE one < 1211184999 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooh burn < 1211185317 0 :Iskr!n=i@host34-59-dynamic.6-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1211185641 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"marital aid"? < 1211185695 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A dildo. < 1211185702 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A RUBBER DONG < 1211185730 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOE IS YOU < 1211185757 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can feel the woe! < 1211185769 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello Iskr. We were just discussing... programming. < 1211185802 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, programming... just programming < 1211185812 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION whistles innocently < 1211185855 0 :Iskr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes programming a plc for vibrating dildos < 1211186868 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good night everyone! < 1211186871 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" < 1211188542 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1211189776 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@cE699BF51.dhcp.bluecom.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1211191079 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211191930 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :leguin.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1211191971 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211192103 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1211192342 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Unisex." < 1211194458 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :leguin.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1211194473 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211194652 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :leguin.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1211194700 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211195147 0 :AnMaster_!n=AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster JOIN :#esoteric < 1211195237 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1211195246 0 :AnMaster_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :AnMaster < 1211195783 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :leguin.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1211195801 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211197941 0 :Corun!n=Corun@halls-129-31-72-183.hor.ic.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1211198260 0 :Iskr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Excess Flood < 1211198299 0 :Iskr!n=i@host34-59-dynamic.6-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1211198972 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1211199339 0 :timotiis!n=timotiis@jfkew.plus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1211202007 0 :ehird!n=ehird@91.105.112.94 JOIN :#esoteric < 1211203328 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird` < 1211203361 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird{ < 1211203666 0 :Corun!n=Corun@halls-129-31-72-183.hor.ic.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1211203856 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Corun-hello. < 1211204467 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1211206365 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host127-88-dynamic.6-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1211207489 0 :BMeph!n=chatzill@wsip-70-167-169-169.sd.sd.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1211208558 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems the secret was to climb a giant computer to an air duct. < 1211208570 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn you Half Life and your lack of imagination. < 1211208594 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: have you played IWTBG? < 1211208643 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wot? < 1211208692 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I want To be the guy ? < 1211208704 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Yes. < 1211208731 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1211208764 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: The fucking clouds and spikes, they kill me. :3 < 1211208839 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't that the staple of most old style plateform games? < 1211208849 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Yeah, but this part is crazy < 1211208853 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Don't touch water, for it is made of acid fire!" < 1211208873 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Don't touch the walls, they're laced with razor blade and cyanide!" < 1211208942 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd think that as technology got better, they'd stop feeling the need to use artificial ways of limiting your movement < 1211208995 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GAME OVER < 1211208998 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN < 1211209039 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, I think I recognize the intro music < 1211209064 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211209081 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@cE699BF51.dhcp.bluecom.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1211209089 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it's going to be a bunch of intro parodies < 1211209210 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: haha are you playing it < 1211209224 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: PROTIP: set the difficulty to medium. It gives you a pink ribbon but it gives you wuss-save-points. < 1211209249 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I actually did < 1211209264 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But for some reason, I can't get past the first step < 1211209269 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JUMP THE MAN, JUMP! < 1211209335 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it actually possible to finish this game? < 1211209341 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or begin, more accurately < 1211209543 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck that shit. < 1211209562 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: yes < 1211209563 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is < 1211209565 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: what problem are you having < 1211209568 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shift = jump < 1211209569 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :z = shoot < 1211209580 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you guys seen blimlimb? < 1211209587 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hackety.org/2008/05/16/blimlimb.html < 1211209592 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: hat's your problem? < 1211209592 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird{ : A giant spiked grid is crushing me limb to limb at the speed of light < 1211209600 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh. < 1211209603 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Go to the right. < 1211209605 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the left. < 1211209605 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1211209607 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It stops at one point < 1211209615 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just don't stop going to the right when you drop down < 1211209625 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you actually get there before the crushing? < 1211209628 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Yes. < 1211209633 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Just hold down right before walking off. < 1211209656 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Don't jump off < 1211209697 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh right, it stops before the end. < 1211209724 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh and to use the WUSS/SAVE point shoot it < 1211209725 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-180-079.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1211209743 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll light up. < 1211209769 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd love to, but there's a sneaky spike that got me from behind! < 1211209791 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh, that. < 1211209796 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Hint - Don't land directly on the last floor. < 1211209801 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Your double jump skillz come in handy here. < 1211209811 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is this, Battletoad? < 1211209825 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't play games just because they're horribly hard and frustrating. < 1211209832 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh, don't worry. It's not. < 1211209837 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: the levels are very well designed. < 1211209849 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: It actually stops being frustrating just because dying is so common < 1211209855 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that invalidate anything I said? :o < 1211209860 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: But yeah, there's a lot of thought put into it. It's just a bitch at first. < 1211209868 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: And yes -- it isn't just being hard for the hell of it < 1211209902 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh, by the way, after the wuss point ... Watch out for that last stpe < 1211209904 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*step < 1211209922 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But don't worry, dying puts you back at your wuss poitn < 1211209950 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, I'm good. < 1211209960 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Hahahaha, have you stepped off yet? < 1211209964 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think GOOD comes in to it.. < 1211209968 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody will get that first time < 1211209975 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got exams in two days, I don't really want to play. < 1211209982 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1211209983 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1211209989 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT WILL RELIEVE ALL YOUR STRESS! < 1211209991 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait no it won't < 1211210035 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what porn and adventure games are for. < 1211210159 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Adventure games are the opposite of a giant slab of spiky metal crushing you. < 1211210180 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can just chillax as there's no time requirement < 1211210235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plus, it has lulz. < 1211210333 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh hai, you've never played space quest V < 1211210344 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIME POLICE, ZOMBIES, AND ROBOTS. THEY'RE ALL OUT TO FUCKING GET YOU AND YOU SHOULD HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING **NOW** < 1211210470 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'm not stupid enough to play Sierra games! < 1211210503 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also Space Quest 6 had one of the best song of all video games. < 1211210503 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: :-) < 1211210841 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fortune_cookies.png < 1211212933 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yer back to the lovely "Mine is bigger than yours" issue, and the idiots still ain't learned a damn thing about shit under shit "underwear" < 1211212936 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : -- PoppaVic < 1211212971 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1211213073 0 :augur!i=82f5c445@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-6b7010d18db86c8a JOIN :#esoteric < 1211213471 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Slereah < 1211214576 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-65-48.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211215138 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone? < 1211215142 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :re: root nomic < 1211215262 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-65-48.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211215840 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1211215840 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sebbu < 1211217549 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" < 1211218083 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :f < 1211218953 0 :Corun!n=Corun@halls-129-31-72-183.hor.ic.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1211219555 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I pull a lever for some sort of elevator, and a shower of headcrabs? < 1211219565 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How the fuck does that even work out? < 1211219571 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make me believe, Half Life! < 1211219973 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211219974 0 :oklofok!n=nnscript@a91-152-129-77.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1211221986 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host127-88-dynamic.6-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1211222037 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211222411 0 :Slereah_!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211222669 0 :olsner!n=salparot@h-79-136-60-96.NA.cust.bahnhof.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1211223414 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1211224358 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1211224368 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-085-016-178-071.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1211224432 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: CAKE < 1211224433 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOW < 1211224486 0 :Slereah!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211224506 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: CAKE < 1211224507 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOW < 1211224521 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211225012 0 :Slereah_!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-34-100.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211225013 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211225300 0 :Slereah!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-41-67.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211225304 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1211225306 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here is a cake. < 1211225446 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host127-88-dynamic.6-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1211225522 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: cake challengw < 1211225523 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now < 1211225552 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will sleep soon enough, ehird{ < 1211225557 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make something up! < 1211225585 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1211225730 0 :Slereah-!n=gtuilt@ANantes-252-1-41-67.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211225731 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211225734 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211225736 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1211225738 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211225740 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211225742 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o- | o < 1211225752 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU HAVE A PORTAL GUN < 1211225753 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT DO YOU DO? < 1211225784 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I /kick Slereah- and go buy myself a nice cake :P < 1211225788 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you also have a better connection, I'll take it. < 1211225795 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, blame ehird{. < 1211225825 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1211225828 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1211225836 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shoot a portal above the cake < 1211225839 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then below meeeee < 1211225877 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211225882 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1211225884 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211225886 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211225894 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gulps < 1211225895 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o- | o < 1211225900 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lul whut < 1211225901 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :_ < 1211225909 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope you have colors. < 1211225914 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: BELOW ME as in I FALL INTO IT. And no, I don't. < 1211225918 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: #esoteric is +c < 1211225921 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody can see coluors in here < 1211225923 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1211225927 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're stripped on send < 1211225938 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did I do colors for all my cake challenges! < 1211225951 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: ... Oh wow. < 1211225960 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: You've got to show us screenies sometime < 1211225962 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can just do them on fucking notepad. < 1211225973 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the logs don't keep colors. < 1211226002 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Yours do < 1211226036 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's a hint : you're red < 1211226040 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The cake is blue < 1211226045 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The lion is orange. < 1211226052 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: ... The .. . lion now? < 1211226061 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wher. < 1211226064 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: and < 1211226069 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why didn't I fall into the portal < 1211226076 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a minute < 1211226081 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm doing it on notepad < 1211226084 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck colors. < 1211226235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211226235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. @ < 1211226235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o | o < 1211226235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211226235 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. @ < 1211226237 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226239 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226241 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: wtf < 1211226241 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o | o < 1211226243 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :| < 1211226245 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1211226247 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211226249 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. @ < 1211226251 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | o- < 1211226253 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226255 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | o < 1211226257 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1211226259 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211226261 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. @ < 1211226263 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226265 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | o- < 1211226267 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | o < 1211226269 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1211226271 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :______________ < 1211226273 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. @ < 1211226275 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226277 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | < 1211226279 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : | o SPLOF < 1211226281 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1211226283 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU FELL ON THE CAKE < 1211226334 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1211226342 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It are less pretties without colors. < 1211226354 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Awww, I don't wanna fall on it < 1211226370 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aren't you aroused? < 1211226389 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: No < 1211226438 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neurotoxin gas. < 1211226441 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everybody dies. < 1211226445 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to sleep. < 1211226480 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: WAIT < 1211226482 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Give me a cake first. < 1211226486 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just like that < 1211226492 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1211226496 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a cake. < 1211226500 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Is it delicious < 1211226528 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT IT DELICIOUS SLEREAH < 1211226530 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IS < 1211226546 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1211226553 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's so delicious and moist. < 1211226554 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: I eat it. < 1211226854 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm taking my pants off < 1211226886 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklofok: pics < 1211227136 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my gf is reading a book naked next to me, would that be better? < 1211227145 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1211227149 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1211227160 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you and your having-a-girfriend < 1211227196 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INVISIBLE WEBCAM < 1211227197 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1211227650 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like telling mentioning her as often as possible on channels where nerd percentage is great < 1211227655 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*-telling < 1211227775 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1211227782 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where did you meet? < 1211227792 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1211227814 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@cE699BF51.dhcp.bluecom.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1211227929 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: i asked her if she wanted some noodles, and she came < 1211227952 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1211227967 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION recommends that oklofok re-read that sentance < 1211227974 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was seeing a friend of mine back then, and we're kinda keeping it secret now, so it's pretty stupid of me to mention her on a publicly logged channel :D < 1211228003 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :secret in case the friend get jelous? < 1211228022 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, jelosity is the worst < 1211228081 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mwahaha, blackmail < 1211228127 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unfortunately, I don't meet enough girls < 1211232437 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1211232591 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1211233572 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi < 1211234820 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1211234979 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@AMarseille-151-1-49-182.w82-122.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211235010 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1211235142 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@AMarseille-151-1-49-182.w82-122.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1211235590 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Back < 1211235861 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1211235983 0 :BMeph!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Time for me to go home" < 1211236726 0 :Iskr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1211237582 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1211237989 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1211238083 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1211238238 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklofok: o < 1211238305 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1211238446 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1211238892 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: FRANK@SHOEMAKER@WOULD@CALL@THIS@NOISE < 1211238896 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first part of the fermilab fax < 1211238919 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how was it decoded? < 1211238958 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: http://www.jgc.org/blog/2008/05/breaking-fermilab-code.html < 1211238966 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh and the last segment < 1211238967 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EMPLOYEE@NUMBER@BASSE@SIXTEEN < 1211238970 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the middle is as of yet undecoded < 1211238993 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :neat < 1211239024 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the fermilab code? < 1211239028 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't click links now < 1211239081 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: A fax sent to fermilab out of the blue. < 1211239201 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically, a huge block of ||, | and ||| (which I am quite disappointed to discover is in no way a huffman-encoded message with the key stored in the next thing), a strange set of what appear to be hex digits and odd symbols, and then another block with just | and ||. < 1211239394 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the author of that article is off his rocker if he thinks 12 bytes worth of hex is something meaningful in assembly < 1211239414 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, the solution remains to be seen < 1211239444 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any chance that if it's not solved, the original sender will send the solution? < 1211239458 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe, but somewhat unlikely < 1211239491 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: want me to try to find a text version of the puzzle and paste it to you, or would you rather just look it up later? < 1211239519 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll look it up latwer < 1211239534 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Is there any chance that if it's not solved, the original sender will send the solution? < 1211239539 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no code trickster does THAT < 1211239549 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's >lame< < 1211239573 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, unless they're so off it's hysterical < 1211240062 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1211240509 0 :ihope!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1211241059 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz < 1211241108 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Humpty Dumpty. < 1211241217 0 :ehird{!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Had a great fall. < 1211241242 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was the snake's fault. < 1211241570 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what _were_ the horses doing in that place anyhow? It's suspicious, I tell you!