< 1229644822 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Maybe the Magna Carta will do?" < 1229645301 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Run some .EXEs sent in mail or that some websites want to push to you... Many of them likely don't work in Win98, but they trash WinXP real good... :-> < 1229645788 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Run enough of them and the CPU/Memory load will bring system operation to standstill. < 1229645809 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't want standstill. Want strange effects I can take pictures of < 1229646017 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There aren't much interesting effects beside bluescreens... Win98 (at least it is in Win95, because I have seen it with that) would have had interesting one that isn't in WinXP. < 1229646108 0 :zuff!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :idea: a vm which has its email posted everywhere. whenever it gets a program in the email, it runs it < 1229646110 0 :zuff!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1229646219 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/3161/pid0killstartmenuse0.png < 1229646236 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note the lack of a Shut Down button < 1229646271 0 :zuff!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: run tons of viruses on it < 1229647561 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no shutdown button is because you killed lsass.exe, I think < 1229647747 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-3-78.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1229647770 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And canceled the auto-shutdown (IIRC, lsass.exe dying triggers it)? :-) < 1229647773 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although to my memory that usually causes a timed shutdown in 30 seconds < 1229647781 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ilari, yes, killing lsass triggered autoshutdown < 1229647784 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which I disabled < 1229647817 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you actually do *anything* that requires authentication now? < 1229647848 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, right now I'm trying another destroyery thing < 1229647888 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: AFAIK, the auto-shutdown can also be canceled. < 1229647896 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ilari, yes, I know, with shutdown 0a < 1229647898 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1229647900 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shutdown -a < 1229648001 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1229649706 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1229649749 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-16-61.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1229649778 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229650091 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-193-40-216.zone7.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1229653263 0 :Ilari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/350/ < 1229655567 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... A virus that gradually converts Windows XP/Vista binaries into some Linux distribution... Programs stop functioning one after one, and after a reboot you suddenly see a Linux login-prompt instead of a Windows-one. < 1229655704 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I'm am SO FEKKING CLEVER < 1229655716 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suggested that a friend of mine sign his emails with this "name": x ∈ S s.t. ∀y∈S x ≥ y < 1229655722 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can anybody identify his real name? :) < 1229655741 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1229655748 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :max? < 1229655754 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup! < 1229656629 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, last day to finish that fucking assignment. < 1229656645 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If Mathematica can't get it right, I'll have to do it by hand. < 1229656660 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man, you have a fucking assignment? What school do /you/ go to? < 1229656713 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it counts for my exams < 1229656714 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Assignment? Jeeze. < 1229656720 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION got done with finals today. < 1229656740 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've perhaps not been all that smart about finals week; I've gotten maybe 6 hours of sleep this week... < 1229656752 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1229656808 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shrug* Sleep's hard when you're panicking. < 1229656824 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1229656859 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the convolution of four square signals to compute. < 1229656862 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's do it. < 1229656883 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't let me down Mathematica! < 1229657063 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, no dice. < 1229657073 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 hours to finish that shit by hand. < 1229657261 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-16-61.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1229657817 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-193-40-216.zone7.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1229657907 0 :jix_!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-089-248.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1229658762 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229659106 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1229665012 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-57-164-119.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229665354 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 145 (Connection timed out) < 1229665836 0 :Owner_!n=chatzill@res33078635.rh.rit.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1229665850 0 :Owner_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :evincar < 1229665898 0 :evincar!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :evincer < 1229665911 0 :evincer!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo. < 1229665965 0 :evincer!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :daffa < 1229665974 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone alive? < 1229666095 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1229666103 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaaaargh* < 1229666105 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I4m dead < 1229666186 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d11-40.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229666189 0 :SpaceMan_!n=chatzill@S01060015e96842d7.vs.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229666270 0 :olsner!n=salparot@h-60-96.A163.priv.bahnhof.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1229666272 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gee, that sucks. < 1229666296 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How's the esoteric programming world beyond the grave? < 1229666331 0 :SpaceMan_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you alone < 1229666344 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We program in ghostfuck < 1229666346 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229666381 0 :SpaceMan_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1229666458 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whitespace + brainfuck = ghostfuck ? < 1229666469 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have we an idea on our hands? < 1229666475 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we just might. < 1229666479 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION cracks his fingers. < 1229666483 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Time to get coding. < 1229666501 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh. < 1229666511 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would just be a brainfuck with different symbols < 1229666520 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not necessarily. < 1229666543 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, whatever. < 1229666549 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf variants have been done to death. < 1229666551 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1229666554 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you'll pardon the pun. < 1229666622 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1229667957 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229668092 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229669794 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heys < 1229670126 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1229670250 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229670399 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229670850 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hate to miss out on the lively conversation, but it's time for me to catch some winks. < 1229670859 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Later all. < 1229670868 0 :daffa!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.5/2008120122]" < 1229671781 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1229671803 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have the desire to experiment with self assembling structures < 1229672485 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229672505 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a sort of self-assembling-that-computers sort of way < 1229672561 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that-computes** < 1229672660 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compute her? < 1229672661 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229672663 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hardly know her! < 1229673557 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1229673599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1229673600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1229674543 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well hopefully hardly. it'd be pretty boring if it were soft! < 1229674617 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229674784 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229676367 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1229676938 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"You only need one wheel. Bikers are just greedy." < 1229677106 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-44-58.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1229677407 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229677575 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229679334 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229679489 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229680929 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1229681903 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d8-107.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229682033 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229682589 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1229685536 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ponders OpenMP < 1229686319 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-159-105-4.range86-159.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1229686387 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@062016182032.customer.alfanett.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1229686600 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229686758 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229688223 0 :Slereah!n=Slereah@ANantes-252-1-37-14.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1229688800 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229688968 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229688976 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229690985 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229691129 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229692292 0 :Azstal!n=asztal@host86-159-105-4.range86-159.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1229692544 0 :Asztal^_^!n=asztal@host86-159-105-4.range86-159.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1229692749 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1229692762 0 :Asztal^_^!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Asztal < 1229692801 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1229693580 0 :Azstal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1229694527 0 :oklofok!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229694544 0 :oklopol!n=nnscript@a91-153-121-248.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1229694780 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229695647 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229695756 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Lost sanity" < 1229697009 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229698223 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229698439 0 :zuff!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird < 1229699837 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229700555 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229701034 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: btw funge 108 was actually a code name for funge 109 < 1229701036 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something < 1229701038 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just FYI < 1229701042 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :suuuure < 1229701047 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-) < 1229701069 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since I had so much to do this fall and winter, will have more free time next year actually < 1229701123 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or lets do like C/C++ standards: Funge-10x < 1229701125 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1229701130 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that still leaves just one year < 1229701258 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funge-1xx. < 1229701269 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, now that is too imprecise < 1229701274 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you can wait a hundred years before releasing the next revision. < 1229701288 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funge-1[0-2]\d, maybe. < 1229701319 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funge-1[01][:digit:] < 1229701322 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather < 1229701337 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funge-[:digit:]+ -- the eternal specification. < 1229701344 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, [[:digit:]], I mean. < 1229701353 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1229701365 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need Delicious Funge. oklopol! < 1229701368 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The [:foo:] classes work only inside []s, I think. < 1229701381 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, hm ok, I hardly ever use them < 1229701389 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funge-1[01][[:digit:]] < 1229701393 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in that case < 1229701465 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wonderful; the os x I pirated is a shitty osx86 clusterfuck < 1229701467 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why [:digit:] instead of [0-9] < 1229701469 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Thirds_Applications (will be installed in /applications/KOOLSOFTS/) " < 1229701471 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i cannot wait. < 1229701547 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: I had prepared a reply saying I'd use (in order of preference) \d and even [0-9] over [[:digit:]], but that in such a silly use as this [[:digit:]] might be appropriate. But I got bored halfway through writing that reply- < 1229701564 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1229701575 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, you wrote it however ^ < 1229701580 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just when you said you didn't < 1229701591 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, when Deewiant went and brough the point up. < 1229701605 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1229701625 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is one use for those classes however < 1229701631 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :l10n < 1229701640 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and/or i18n < 1229701652 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least for classes like: [:lower:] < 1229701667 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where åäö also belongs in Swedish for example, but not in English < 1229701671 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, 4 days 3 hours remaining. < 1229701673 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how nice. < 1229701682 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, count down to xmas? < 1229701692 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, count down to this download supposedly finishing. :-P < 1229701697 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1229701707 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it is like 5 days left I think < 1229701715 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6. < 1229701722 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends < 1229701733 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Sweden it is on the 24th < 1229701735 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1229701758 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yes 6 in UK < 1229701761 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229701792 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goddammit, all I want to do is pirate an operating system. is that too much to ask. (yes) < 1229701833 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, what OS is it? < 1229701878 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OS X 10.5. 10.6 is barely changed and out next year and I'll be being that legitly, but this machine is hopelessly out of date and I don't feel like giving steve jobs ~£50 < 1229701958 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION refrains from commenting on the price of new versions of certain other OS. < 1229701998 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION refrains going into a month-long rant about why I'd rather pay than deal with the various annoyances of linux/bsd. < 1229702035 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also < 1229702041 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm how much does OS X cost? cheaper than Windows? < 1229702042 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not < 1229702044 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION intentionally misconstrues as meaning Vista and talks about how vista sucks < 1229702052 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION watches you then react in a manner not getting the joke < 1229702058 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: I think so. < 1229702063 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not certain. < 1229702079 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do get the joke < 1229702099 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also there are loads of other OS you could misinterpret it as < 1229702102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION makes microsoft think he wants to buy Vista, and chooses one of the 5,000 versions < 1229702115 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solaris, QNX, CP/M, PC-DOS... < 1229702116 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"yes, I want to buy Help end AIDS in Africa" < 1229702124 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"no, I want to buy windows dammit" < 1229702150 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, how many versions of windows are there actually? < 1229702162 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc there are two OS X versions, normal and server < 1229702178 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it was 129 EUR in Apple Store, although there's some sort of trick where ADC (Apple Developer Connection) student membership is cheaper than that and still includes an OS X copy. < 1229702181 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :windows xp, hm, home, pro, and 2003 server < 1229702191 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh and different languages < 1229702225 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as for vista, tons < 1229702232 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: yeah, just two < 1229702242 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the server one appears to be more useful as a computation cluster OS than a server one. < 1229702257 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I think windows server exist in more than one version? < 1229702262 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like "domain controller edition" < 1229702264 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WINDOWS VISTA HOME BASIC WITH SERVICE PACK 1 < 1229702272 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is that part of the basic windows server < 1229702274 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still doesn't want to tell me how much it costs. < 1229702297 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION googles < 1229702299 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shopping results for windows vista price < 1229702299 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate w/SP1 - 1 PC $170 to $271 - 231 stores < 1229702299 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium - 1 PC $103 to $139 - 38 stores < 1229702299 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate - 1 PC $158 to $280 - 93 stores < 1229702310 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION looks up Leopard price < 1229702311 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shrug < 1229702317 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are "just" five "common" Vista editions (Home Basic, Home Premium, Business, Enterprise, Ultimate), the rest are things like "with SPx" and other not-so-relevant distinctions. < 1229702329 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alive Leopard - priceless < 1229702335 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1229702337 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: leopard is $129 < 1229702342 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And specialities like "Windows Vista Starter" which has that "can only run three applications simultaneously" restriction. < 1229702348 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mac OS X Leopard - 1 user $110 to $150 - 11 stores < 1229702349 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mac OS X Leopard $14.26 - 30 stores < 1229702349 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf? < 1229702356 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: lol wat < 1229702364 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, google said it < 1229702368 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shopping results for leopard price < 1229702368 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mac OS X Leopard - 1 user $110 to $150 - 11 stores < 1229702368 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mac OS X Leopard $14.26 - 30 stores < 1229702369 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, so, leopard = midrange cost of Home Premium < 1229702377 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: probably some program or sth < 1229702382 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google isn't perfect < 1229702387 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The 14.26 price is for the media. < 1229702390 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, and a much more competent OS than windows * < 1229702410 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would much rather use OS X than Windows, though I prefer Linux even more < 1229702414 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It says "Media, Multi-Country, DVD-ROM, pricing: Volume" for that, "complete package" for something you'd actually buy. < 1229702432 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, heh < 1229702506 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Windows_Longhorn_logo.svg Also known as "Windows Phallus" < 1229702510 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There were four versions of Windows 2000, of which three were "Server" versions (Professional, Server, Advanced Server, Datacenter Server) but I think it got more complicated after that. < 1229702555 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: Of course, every OS is free if you obtain it via the interwebs. :P < 1229702605 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to infallible Wikipedia, for Windows Server 2008 the editions are: Standard, Enterprise, Datacenter, HPC Server, Web Server, Storage Server, Small Business Server, Essential Business Server. < 1229702617 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-252-201.hsi2.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1229702649 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder when Microsoft will die. < 1229702706 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.biscade.com/office/ Hahaha wow. < 1229702802 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229702958 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, heh < 1229702976 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 days remaining. sigh < 1229703427 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://msexchangeteam.com/ < 1229703430 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :M Sex Change Team < 1229703457 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reminds me of that kid store < 1229703464 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :KIDSEXCHANGE < 1229703471 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1229703493 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hos stupid, they should use a space or a - < 1229703511 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or the mole station nursery. < 1229703521 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: or not care, because only immature idiots like me notice < 1229703527 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, you can't use a space in a domain name. < 1229703529 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Their web adress is misleading < 1229703539 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, indeed, unless you had written it out I wouldn't have seen it < 1229703541 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and indeed < 1229703544 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or Ferreth and jobs < 1229703545 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but - is possible < 1229703554 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah they should disambiguiate < 1229703557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :m-sex-change-team.com < 1229703563 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OR SPEED OF ART < 1229703573 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, indeed < 1229703583 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: i hope you got that < 1229703587 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-24-148.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1229703605 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, I saw it after you pasted it first time " M Sex Change Team" < 1229703615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, but the clarified domain was a joke. < 1229703625 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1229703634 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not very funny though < 1229703652 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also: the dirt is in the eye of the beholder < 1229703653 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;P < 1229703659 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. < 1229703664 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Delicious dirt in my eyes. < 1229703681 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :famous English idiom < 1229703682 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if I can tattoo porn directly into my eye < 1229703693 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah, probably not < 1229704068 0 :LinuS!n=LinuS@net-93-145-200-204.t2.dsl.vodafone.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1229704107 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bah; this download is fruitless. < 1229704178 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it a download of carrots? < 1229704188 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no/ < 1229704267 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229704288 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tries another. < 1229704309 0 :Judofyr_!n=Judofyr@062016182032.customer.alfanett.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1229704582 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooooooooooo < 1229704634 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"no/" looks like one hardcore partydude < 1229704864 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229704869 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a vague notion that Experts Exchange also used to have expertsexchange.com before the current experts-exchange.com. < 1229704918 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1229705015 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the "who represents?" site seems to still be at whorepresents.com. < 1229705417 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@062016182032.customer.alfanett.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1229705468 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sungazing.com/ < 1229705491 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh... thats nasty < 1229705499 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1229705579 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229705588 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1229705625 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-193-40-216.zone7.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1229705861 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: you know what i mean. < 1229705868 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway that's pretty cool, i'm so game too < 1229705975 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Strange sort of disclaimer. "Do A. Disclaimer: never do A." < 1229706056 0 :Judofyr_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229706166 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1229706224 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi oerjan < 1229706255 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello oklorific one < 1229706620 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229707244 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hjghjg < 1229707270 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no, the random word spammers have successfully cracked ehird < 1229707297 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid slow torrent < 1229707499 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229708012 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers installing shitty pirated one. < 1229708174 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.mezzacotta.net/owls/ < 1229708827 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229708995 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1229709096 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229710036 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229711165 0 :Dewi!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1229711217 0 :Dewi!n=dewi@203-214-37-67.dyn.iinet.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1229711249 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant, oh btw, last cfunge bzr has DATE now < 1229711678 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229712367 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lurvely. the copy wouldn't eject < 1229712382 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somebody buy me osx leopard kplz < 1229712415 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-13.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1229712416 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229713596 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229714666 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229715402 0 :warrie!n=Peggy@c-98-209-136-197.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229716471 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1229716507 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-57-164-119.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229716635 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-16-42.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1229716789 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1229716789 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sebbu < 1229716864 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229717009 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229717382 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 145 (Connection timed out) < 1229717617 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1229718038 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229718130 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1229718287 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooooooooooooo! < 1229718300 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how's it? < 1229718325 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is "it"? < 1229718389 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :answering with a question is like asking and providing the answer yourself, except completely reversed, but still pretty stupid. < 1229718453 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, you don't know what "it" is? < 1229718464 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...well no < 1229718474 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LISTEN I NEED TO GO NOW, SO. < 1229718475 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-> < 1229719141 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229720157 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moozilla: The only web browser for cows. < 1229720185 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DDDDD < 1229720212 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU SHOULD DO STAND-UP < 1229720220 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :get up stand up < 1229720223 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stand up for your right < 1229720236 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to moo < 1229720265 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229721704 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229721843 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229723198 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol < 1229723333 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive < 1229723345 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wanna experiment with self organizing mechanisms? :o < 1229723369 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it an euphemism? < 1229723373 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1229723384 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could it be? < 1229723390 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you want it to be? < 1229723391 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i actually want to start coding my c++ course project, but i may want that too < 1229723395 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1229723397 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes I do < 1229723411 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1229723414 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol < 1229723416 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: i'm listening, anyway. < 1229723420 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wanna have hot sticky gritty mansex? < 1229723430 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and by that i mean experiment with self organizing mechanisms < 1229723431 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why the grit? < 1229723441 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what grit? < 1229723444 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because grittiness is manly < 1229723451 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not if it's like 1200 grit < 1229723459 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you like sissy boys, you faggot. < 1229723461 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :100 grit is manly < 1229723499 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont like sissy boys < 1229723500 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: interesting question < 1229723516 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i did, i'd like you, slereah! < 1229723523 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a beard. < 1229723535 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also you sure have a lot of sissy boys on your website! < 1229723544 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a small kid's beard. < 1229723549 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean on /mg/? < 1229723562 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or in my WNW links? < 1229723585 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: whenever you're ready to elaborate... < 1229723590 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay < 1229723594 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WNW? < 1229723629 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wellnowwhat.net < 1229723640 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: well, first you insert your penis into my mouth and-.. < 1229723651 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On wnw < 1229723664 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :prettyboy.jpg :o < 1229723681 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was thinking we could look initially at getting some self assembling simulated objects. figure out some principles of how to get that to work < 1229723684 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-193-40-216.zone7.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1229723695 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :prettyboy.jpg is natalie/kitten < 1229723716 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not so much attracted to him as to his cock. hes too feminine like that. < 1229723724 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but natalie's cock is adooorable < 1229723730 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yyyyyyyyes. < 1229723735 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not. < 1229723796 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why am i not attracted to him? < 1229723814 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not a question. < 1229723831 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's it a response to?? < 1229723884 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I am not gay for his sissy faggotry but I fap to his cock" < 1229723907 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it IS a nice cock < 1229723908 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: in response to the thing sandwiched between all the penises and cocks, i'm all for getting objects and figuring principles < 1229723908 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lets be honest < 1229723910 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a nice body < 1229723913 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :In which psygnisfive and Slereah discuss being gay. < 1229723926 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey >:| < 1229723929 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just not sure what you mean by self-assembling objects, what context? < 1229723930 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :In which cocks. < 1229723931 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You forgot the link to the logs < 1229723943 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :In which psygnisfive and Slereah discuss being gay. http://tunes.org/~nef/cocks/esoteric/ < 1229723980 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: more abstract, actually. im more interested in general principles of how to get parts to self organize into a particular kind of structure based on the nature of the parts themselves < 1229724071 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: would this all be in somekinda physics simulation, or what exactly? < 1229724082 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm still not entirely sure what kind of objects we're talking about. < 1229724100 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cocks, obviously? < 1229724107 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno. it could whatever. like i said, im more interested in the abstract principles, so we can design it however we want. < 1229724123 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, btw, can 1-dimensional CAs be TC? < 1229724132 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, yes. < 1229724134 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :r30. < 1229724134 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1229724139 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RULE 110 BITCH < 1229724139 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or 101 < 1229724140 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :w/e < 1229724142 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1229724143 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :110 < 1229724145 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok. < 1229724147 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :110 is TC? < 1229724150 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1229724159 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also color inversions < 1229724162 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh.. i didnt know that :D < 1229724185 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can you not know that < 1229724195 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :never bothered to consider it < 1229724205 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now what about 0 dimnsional automata :O < 1229724208 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and 30 hasn't been proved tc no matter how many times ehird suggests it < 1229724219 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: depends on what you mean by that < 1229724230 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :given an infinite set of values for a cell, trivially. < 1229724231 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A 0 dimensional automata either blinks or stay static < 1229724231 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :single celled < 1229724241 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: yes, obviously infinite valued < 1229724271 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: you can encode an infinite amount of finites in a finite amount of infinites < 1229724359 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but would you be able to make it TC? you might need an infinite number of control states, and TMs are FSAs with a tape < 1229724385 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Define "cellular automaton" for 0D, too < 1229724385 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :could you make the single-celled CA have a FSA controller? i wonder < 1229724390 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of rules can it have? < 1229724396 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'll need an infinite amount of rules to effectively have infinite values for a cell < 1229724404 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you tho < 1229724415 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and with infinite code, ifs are enough to do anything. < 1229724420 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can simply have rules that multiple and divide and add and subtract and still get infinite values < 1229724432 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :without infinite code, you essentially have a finite amount of cell values < 1229724433 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but thats sort of assuming extra computational mechanisms < 1229724686 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rule 110 is neat < 1229724694 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has what look like elementary particles :O < 1229724720 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed it does < 1229724731 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But really, I am gay for the game of life < 1229724751 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: so, thinking of specializing in ca physics? < 1229724772 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wolfram, i think, believes the universe is a CA < 1229724812 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol : Nah. < 1229724826 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm also gay for gays, but I'm not into men physics < 1229724831 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: yes, he suggests it's based on graph rewriting < 1229724840 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the universe? graph rewriting? hmm < 1229724855 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any examples of this online? my copy of nks is in florida < 1229724878 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :particles are gliders in the massive graph, long-distance forces are connections too narrow for the gliders to pass through, he has a lot of fun ideas abou it < 1229724880 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*about < 1229724891 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229724928 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I should give it a thought < 1229724936 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I'm not sure I can get a class on that < 1229725025 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also he says it's probably expressable in five lines of mathematica code < 1229725040 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it might be. < 1229725050 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Physics can be really broken down a lot. < 1229725072 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Example : http://membres.lycos.fr/bewulf/Divers/LUR.jpg < 1229725074 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SCIENCE! < 1229725074 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rule 110 generator: < 1229725075 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Weltereproduktionsklavier.jpg < 1229725088 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're a unificationist, the universe should be expressible in a single one inch long equation! < 1229725108 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, even if you're not, I think. < 1229725121 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's a trick : If you have equation A and equation B. < 1229725123 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cock = -vagina < 1229725128 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The axiom should be A /\ B < 1229725129 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1229725191 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1229725203 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, it might not be as pretty < 1229725203 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not really a mathematical expression tho, thats a logical one. :P < 1229725209 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Same thing < 1229725217 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can express it mathematically < 1229725221 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Godel and all that < 1229725221 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh not really. domain/range differences < 1229725231 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :plus, thats really grungy and inelegant < 1229725242 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, elegance is another thing. < 1229725250 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For instance, that formula above! < 1229725252 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the two should emerge from a single equation not just an oring of the two < 1229725264 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the Lagrangian density for a particle in a gravitational and EM field. < 1229725272 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's pretty awesome. < 1229725281 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cock = -vagina is pretty elegant < 1229725294 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But really, it's all cheating. < 1229725295 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no lament < 1229725302 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its more like cock = -clit < 1229725302 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When an expression is just one line long < 1229725318 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It usually means that the underlying formula is complicated as fuck. < 1229725334 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means there are a lot of assumptions about notation. < 1229725349 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :R is the Ricci scalar, g is the determinant of the metric tensor, D is the covariant derivative, F is the electromagnetic tensor < 1229725352 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah < 1229725375 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That formula using only regular arithmetic and calculus is actually ugly < 1229725398 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :notation is a lot tho actually < 1229725423 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also that formula is false : it should be -g, not g) < 1229725426 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :notation is a kind of technology < 1229725432 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Since the metric tensor is always negative) < 1229725445 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the equation has sqrt(g) < 1229725453 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1229725455 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it was sqrt(-g) it'd be i*sqrt(g) making it always complex < 1229725459 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1229725460 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1229725462 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not negative < 1229725463 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because g < 0 < 1229725471 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So -g > 0 < 1229725493 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yes? i didnt know g < 0. ok then. < 1229725502 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.kenfoster.com/Articles/anaction.gif < 1229725514 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, in flat space, it's -1,1,1,1 diagonally < 1229725519 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: what? < 1229725527 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Signs are always like that generally < 1229725541 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: sex toys. < 1229725549 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :piano key? < 1229725563 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A piano is not a sex toys < 1229725572 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends on how you use it, surely < 1229725882 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1229726076 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229726249 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :piano is better than sex. < 1229726261 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*mittens < 1229726276 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :strings vibrate < 1229726287 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Mittens < 1229726301 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sex with MITTENS is awesome ! < 1229726322 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sex with mittens is probably better than playing piano with mittens < 1229726364 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol dqn < 1229726387 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :VIP QUALITY < 1229726850 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tell me ehird by the way < 1229726858 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since you are such a VIP man. < 1229726868 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is table cat English in origin? < 1229726880 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The video is, and I can't find any of it on 2chan. < 1229726885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dunno. < 1229727799 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@062016182032.customer.alfanett.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1229728419 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229728579 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1229728682 0 :LinuS!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Puzzi. Sì, parlo proprio con te. Puzzi." < 1229729152 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-172-5-39.range86-172.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1229729689 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1229730693 0 :moozilla!n=moozilla@d19-98.rb.gh.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1229730835 0 :moozilla!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)