< 1230941793 0 :puzzlet_!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.231 JOIN :#esoteric < 1230942214 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1230942507 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1230943143 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1230943804 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1230944174 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-252-201.hsi2.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1230944264 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1230944437 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1230944654 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@65.183.185.132 JOIN :#esoteric < 1230948371 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1230949168 0 :CakeProphet!n=seveninc@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1230950327 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1230951676 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf interpreter: http://hpaste.org/13554 < 1230953352 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1230953463 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30234793&l=8428a&id=1055580469 < 1230954091 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1230955402 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1230955891 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey does everyone have facebook?? < 1230955901 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should have an #esoteric facebook group < 1230955924 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about no < 1230955934 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR add me as a friend :D < 1230955960 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On Facebook or Fetlife? < 1230955969 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :facebook < 1230955976 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and fetlife if hes on fetlife < 1230955976 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lame. < 1230956408 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: you have some debris on your glasses < 1230956589 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: Oh, that's who that is :P < 1230956599 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: I got a friend request and was about to send a message "Uh, do I know you?" < 1230956640 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: Is the debris shaped like a large piece of plastic, glass and metal? < 1230956669 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :plastic,glass, and metal have no shape < 1230956694 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's already a http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/group.php?gid=2410064537 < 1230956697 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But pieces do :P < 1230956734 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, two '?' in a URL? is that even a valid URI? < 1230957002 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1230957086 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I just checked... I thought URI fragments were far more restricted :( < 1230957511 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ?'s are interpreted by the server < 1230957835 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1230959118 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1230961323 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR is on Facebook? < 1230961367 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, I do recognize that face. < 1230962433 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't recognize that nick ... < 1230962455 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, /whois told me :P < 1230962512 0 :Vendan!n=Vendan@h215.43.16.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1230963233 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :USE ONE NICK PLOX < 1230964373 0 :Vendan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee! SNUSP interpreter, made in Second Life < 1230964375 0 :Vendan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://files.vendaria.net/snusp_sl_001.png < 1230966414 0 :seveninchbread!n=seveninc@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1230966447 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1230966449 0 :seveninchbread!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CakeProphet < 1230967024 0 :Vendan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"User pushed the X - because it's Xtra, baby" < 1230969599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1230969600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1230970139 0 :Corun!n=Corun@cpc1-rdng19-0-0-cust700.winn.cable.ntl.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1230973017 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1230973176 0 :oklodol!n=nnscript@a91-153-121-248.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1230973218 0 :oklodol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anything interesting happen while i was gone? < 1230973233 0 :oklodol!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :oklorol < 1230973244 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thought so. < 1230979653 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@ti0056a340-dhcp0749.bb.online.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1230981166 0 :decipher!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1230981166 0 :rodgort!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1230981256 0 :rodgort!n=rodgort@ludios.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1230981256 0 :decipher!n=decipher@lyseo.edu.ouka.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1230981876 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-252-201.hsi2.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1230983630 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1230984087 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@ti0056a340-dhcp0547.bb.online.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1230987488 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1230988375 0 :Mony!n=Harmony@AToulouse-258-1-62-90.w90-55.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1230988433 0 :Mony!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yello < 1230990903 0 :jix!n=jix@p548C8319.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1230990953 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1230990958 0 :jix!n=jix@p548C8319.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1230991097 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1230991105 0 :jix!n=jix@p548C8319.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1230991165 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1230991170 0 :jix!n=jix@p548C8319.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1230993721 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.231 JOIN :#esoteric < 1230994252 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1230994462 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1230995347 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1230996172 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1230996237 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yello! < 1230996250 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gree! < 1230996261 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooooh yeah < 1230996265 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaah < 1230996270 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooooooh yeaaah < 1230996272 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the moooooon < 1230996279 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :beautiful < 1230996280 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the suunn! < 1230996284 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even more beautiful! < 1230996286 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh heh < 1230996288 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooooh yeeeaah < 1230996292 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooooooooh yeeeeeaaah < 1230996296 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooh yeaaaaaah < 1230996315 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh shi- < 1230996323 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Kool Aid man is here D: < 1230996330 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothe yello man < 1230996342 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently they dont have Yello in france < 1230996363 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcMHAM0cUbY < 1230996371 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you look desperatly for it while in Fronce? < 1230996383 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Où est the yello! < 1230996439 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they probably have it but l'Academie Francaise has demanded they call it something french < 1230996449 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1230996462 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they were like < 1230996479 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"we do not have ze yellow here.... eeeeeh zey are sweess!" < 1230996491 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :swees? < 1230996496 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sweess! < 1230996502 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from sweetzerland! < 1230996509 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are they? < 1230996516 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yello is, yes < 1230996536 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION realizes yello is not a soft drink < 1230996553 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, did you watch that video i just linked to? < 1230996573 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, the soft drink is mello yello < 1230996579 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1230996584 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :watch it < 1230996589 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it explains absolutely nothing < 1230996626 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although it does make me thirsty for a good old Duff. < 1230996691 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the video will basically just confuse the fuck out of you < 1230996719 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://img.lulz.net:8080/src/1229358859089.jpg < 1230996721 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SCIENCE! < 1230996745 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1230996749 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.231 JOIN :#esoteric < 1230996810 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :those are t-shirt designs you know < 1230996830 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know. < 1230996837 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forget where from < 1230996842 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :possible design by hümans < 1230996896 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but probably not < 1230996972 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe zorg? < 1230996989 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or whatever theyre called < 1230996995 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :snorg? < 1230996998 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats it < 1230997006 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lets see, is it snorg < 1230997022 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehh no < 1230997051 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a veritable snorgasbord < 1230997061 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :veritably! < 1230997066 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh my god < 1230997070 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just had an idea < 1230997086 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that unifies old timey with esoteric programming < 1230997100 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WE SHOULD BUILD AN ANALYTICAL ENGINE!!! < 1230997109 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It already exists, psygnisfive. < 1230997114 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shut up slereah < 1230997117 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1230997134 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can build an analytical engine and then dress up in old timey outfits! < 1230997142 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :steam punk esoteric programming < 1230997156 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we need goggles? < 1230997159 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll be countess lovelace < 1230997162 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh.. Yes! < 1230997164 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and monocles! < 1230997165 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but where do we get the steam-powered death rays? < 1230997168 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one for each eye! < 1230997178 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one thing at a time, oerjan < 1230997184 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first we build out analytical engine < 1230997234 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer to call her Lady Ada. < 1230997240 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then use it to calculate the plans for a deadly corpuscular wave projector! < 1230997254 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lada Ada the Lovelace Lady. < 1230997257 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/a/y/ < 1230997259 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok fine, i'll be lady ada :| < 1230997291 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1230997292 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or the Countess of Lovelace if you so prefer. < 1230997295 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, afaik the analytical engine has _not_ been built. < 1230997310 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan : There's a program simulation < 1230997317 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lady Ada Countess Lovelace is how her name would've been said < 1230997336 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i believe. british titles are weird in how they're used < 1230997352 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're preposed before the last name when reading someones full name < 1230997394 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so its like Lord John Robert Duke Norwich < 1230997415 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're right, it hasn't been build oerjan < 1230997419 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or so we think < 1230997453 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do we know the government hasnt constructed dozens of these calculating machines and used them to tabulate thousands of units of data about the citizenry?! < 1230997471 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have, psygnisfive < 1230997478 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But they used regular calculating machines < 1230997485 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's way cheaper < 1230997494 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DO NOT FRIGHTEN ME, SIR! < 1230997509 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hits slereah with his umbrella < 1230997525 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well old chap. < 1230997534 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What would you say about a jolly old round of rogering? < 1230997534 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CHEERIO MUSTACHE < 1230997551 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh splendid idea my good fellow, splendid idea! < 1230997586 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :god i love steam punk XD < 1230997606 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have the honour to remain, Madam, Your Majesty's most humble and obedient servant! < 1230997609 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, what? < 1230997654 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://community.livejournal.com/steamfashion/374499.html < 1230997666 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that guy with the cyberpunk hair? i want his outfit < 1230997668 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kerlo: Watt. specifically, his steam engine. < 1230997685 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :watt is a late comer < 1230997710 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you don't want to come too early < 1230997718 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexander had hes little steam striven ball, be it a toy, and the venicians were using steam turbines for centuries before watt < 1230997736 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sometimes doesn't believe himself < 1230997754 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you see his wonderful outfit?! < 1230997761 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pinches oerjan < 1230997983 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what i thought i was just dreaming < 1230997986 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*, < 1231000214 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1231000225 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-57-164-119.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231000414 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231000418 0 :ehird!n=ehird@eso-std.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1231001962 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who wants to join my 'never check the return result of malloc()' club? < 1231002027 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: they aren't here, their clients crashed < 1231002045 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Their IRC clients use all their fucking memory? < 1231002047 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have bigger problems. < 1231002066 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I assume YOUR irc client gracefully recovers from out of memory, ey? < 1231002078 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Exiting is not a recovery.) < 1231002085 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Exiting in that case = crashing.) < 1231002100 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, it depends on the OS < 1231002112 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :checking malloc's return value is pointless on Linux nowadays unless you're doing very big allocs < 1231002123 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's more likely to return a false value or kill your process than it is to return null < 1231002156 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as far as I'm concerned, if there isn't enough memory to run my program, then that's the rest of the system's problem < 1231002239 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some programs can recover sanely on out-of-memory < 1231002251 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: yes, about 3 of them. < 1231002253 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by not doing whatever was using the memory < 1231002256 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of the time, it's not worth the trouble < 1231002261 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Perl is one, if you compile it with special flags < 1231002272 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: it shouldn't, though < 1231002289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, you CAN go into StrippedDownMode, but if the computer has no memory left, I doubt using your program will be possible anyway. < 1231002293 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or easy < 1231002382 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: just think about what's using the memory, and don't < 1231002390 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for instance, say you're trying to open a file and it doesn't fit in memory < 1231002402 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be graceful to just not open that file and let people continue editing the other files they have open < 1231002412 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: yes, that is one of the rare cases < 1231002413 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least give them a chance to save them < 1231002423 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm talking in general, here < 1231002429 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the regular memory that your program uses for stuff < 1231002444 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't even bother wrapping it, it doesn't even buy you anything, it's such an edge case < 1231004435 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm. < 1231004455 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, hindley-milner is a good idea. if you can pull it off. < 1231004517 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawlz. < 1231004526 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grrrrrrrrrrr the next person that calls a language unreadable < 1231004528 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will eat my fucking toes < 1231004644 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unreadable < 1231004734 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kills Slereah < 1231004784 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231004813 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't find Unreadable on the wiki < 1231004838 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1231004848 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course it would take something to beat the competition < 1231004901 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whitespace-encoded Unlambda would take quite some reading < 1231004908 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"lol" < 1231004926 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aye < 1231005034 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, whitespace is already unreadable. < 1231005047 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I decree that foobar. < 1231005063 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you just need good syntax colouring. < 1231005123 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1231005140 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are editors to syntax-colour Whitespace < 1231005147 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but even with syntax colouring, Whitespace is hard to read < 1231005522 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whitespace can surely be trivially ciphered into something more readable < 1231005630 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1231005889 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well isn't it just a stack thingie < 1231005898 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1231005912 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklorol!? < 1231005914 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with an r?! < 1231005922 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and why not? < 1231005930 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesnt feel right D: < 1231005942 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ok and the use of several os have been pretty much the only stable part of oklorol's nick < 1231005945 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed it doesn't. < 1231005954 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although I still think of them as oklopol, probably because that's the most common one < 1231005973 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know the piraha change names every few months? < 1231005974 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i agree with psygnisfive, "rol" just doesn't work that well. < 1231005987 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the fist? < 1231005988 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*fish < 1231005996 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no no < 1231006001 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats piranha < 1231006010 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, but could've been a typo. < 1231006010 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the pirahã are a tribe in the amazon < 1231006023 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that i did *not* know. < 1231006026 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont maek typos < 1231006044 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know you don't. it was a pretty surreal joke. < 1231006054 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its true tho < 1231006062 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they change names every few months < 1231006067 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1231006067 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean mine < 1231006073 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know you're not joking < 1231006076 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and not necessarily like.. "I am now Bob!" < 1231006078 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like < 1231006086 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You dont feel like a Jack any more.. you're more of a Bob." < 1231006127 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DO THEIR SOULS CHANGE TOO? < 1231006157 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they dont have souls < 1231006191 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are they trying to make up for that with all the names? < 1231006204 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1231006207 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1231006211 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense < 1231006216 0 :oklorol!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :oklosol < 1231006240 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still not right but better < 1231006246 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1231006327 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should probably do something soon < 1231006336 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :been awake for 12 hours, done nothing yet :-) < 1231006513 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im probably going to go to bed for another hour or two < 1231006528 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hf < 1231006578 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklokok and oklohol. its what you use to oklofok < 1231006579 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o < 1231006591 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231006636 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklohol sounds more like an alcoholic beverage to me. < 1231006715 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mm < 1231006721 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd drink it ;O < 1231006737 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure you would :) < 1231006742 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Olkohol < 1231006745 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :get a channel < 1231006997 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. actually i think i'll just sleep a mo < 1231006999 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well. < 1231007000 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :till morning < 1231007001 0 :oklosol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-> < 1231007288 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklosol is a solution. < 1231007302 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, no, it isn't. < 1231007316 0 :kerlo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a suspension of fine solid particles or liquid droplets in oklopol. < 1231007429 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Semen. < 1231007576 0 :psygnisf_!n=psygnisf@c-71-57-164-119.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231007584 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1231007605 0 :psygnisf_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklosol is okloscented < 1231007618 0 :psygnisf_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cleans your windows wonderfully! < 1231007622 0 :psygnisf_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :psygnisfive < 1231007735 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1231007744 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-57-164-119.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231008732 0 :Mony!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1231008735 0 :Mony!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Quit" < 1231008757 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1231008762 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.231 JOIN :#esoteric < 1231009670 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1231009794 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.231 JOIN :#esoteric < 1231010168 0 :Corun!n=Corun@cpc1-rdng19-0-0-cust700.winn.cable.ntl.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231010382 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-252-201.hsi2.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1231010517 0 :LinuS!n=LinuS@net-93-145-205-58.t2.dsl.vodafone.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1231011789 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1231012178 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-32.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1231019191 0 :LinuS!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Puzzi. Sì, parlo proprio con te. Puzzi." < 1231019711 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I'm reading through the happy-hour PAM and other useful programs thing you linked earlier < 1231019718 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I especially like the block-device version of /dev/null < 1231019725 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cdrewind is brilliance < 1231019733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.brendangregg.com/Specials/cdrewind < 1231019736 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in theory, you could use that to test mke2fs or similar programs which work best on block devices < 1231019740 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes, I like it too < 1231019757 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... mightn't it cause the CD to always be the right way up when you take it out of the drive? < 1231019766 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's annoying to take out a CD and see it has an upside-down logo < 1231019769 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1231019775 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like the thing rotates inside the drive < 1231019791 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my cd blunder is putting it in wrong side up < 1231019806 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this imac could do with a little form over function in that area, there's no eject button... < 1231019819 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got it ejected once from the os, I don't recall how < 1231019827 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/dev/notrandom is kind-of fun < 1231019838 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, I have 5 ways to eject on here < 1231019839 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how it consists of infinite bleeps < 1231019843 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to simulate catting /dev/random < 1231019883 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it delay every few seconds like random? < 1231019883 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should < 1231019884 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eject button, Fn-F10, eject from command-line, eject icon on Nautilus that's utterly ripped off from Mac OS X, right-click and choose eject < 1231019897 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's one of Mac OS X's better ideas, though, I'm glad Ubuntu shamelessly stole it) < 1231019924 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm pretty sure every gui environment since the macintosh has stolen from it :P < 1231019926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except maybe plan 9. < 1231019945 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, yes < 1231019952 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this was a newish idea they stole, not an old one < 1231019955 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, what about Smalltalk? < 1231019966 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I was about to say the macintosh stole wholesale from xerox parc. < 1231019994 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, wow at ged.jar < 1231019999 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they did both the Alto and Smalltalk < 1231020003 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at similra times < 1231020009 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's a bad idea for much the same reason as gvim, by the way < 1231020015 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Much later, in the midst of the Apple v. Microsoft lawsuit in which Apple accused Microsoft of violating its copyright by appropriating the use of the "look and feel" of the Macintosh GUI, Xerox also sued Apple on the same grounds. < 1231020020 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ brilliant < 1231020020 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like vi, but think gvim is kind-of missing the point < 1231020029 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes, that is brilliant < 1231020078 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: the sam editor for plan9 is basically multi-document ed < 1231020080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has a top command pane < 1231020083 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and little file windows < 1231020102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the file windows are just for seeing what you're doing :P < 1231020111 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc, ken thompson uses it as his main editor < 1231020125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :before that? < 1231020125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ed. < 1231020173 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've edited with sed before now < 1231020182 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ed is similar but more interactive-friendly < 1231020230 0 :bloreg!n=leroy@ool-43568a3b.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231020254 0 :Ilke!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231020256 0 :Ilke!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1231020258 0 :Ilke!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone awake < 1231020261 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1231020261 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1231020286 0 :Ilke!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :YOU'RE AWAKE MOTHERFUCKER??? GET A REAL LANGUAGE! GET LAID! GET OFF THIS CHANNEL DIPSHIT < 1231020289 0 :Ilke!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231020294 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, I'm awake < 1231020294 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just about < 1231020448 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1231020455 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a sad fucker :) < 1231020463 0 :jkele!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231020469 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jkele: hi, ilke. < 1231020474 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231020480 0 :jkele!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :ehird sad is your momMOTHERFUCKER!!! GET A REAL LANGUAGE! GET LAID! GET OFF THIS CHANNEL DIPSHIT < 1231020483 0 :jkele!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231020484 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1231020485 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a troll < 1231020488 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1231020490 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231020493 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha, what a fucking retard < 1231020495 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231020498 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, yay for a client that stores topic history < 1231020498 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm disappointed. < 1231020517 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jkele No such nick/channel < 1231020523 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Coward! < 1231020525 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, we have the whois data < 1231020528 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woah, wait, "ehird sad is your mom"? < 1231020529 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1231020530 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and jkele = Ilke, pretty obviously < 1231020537 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :given the identical whois < 1231020539 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and name similarity < 1231020541 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and behaviour similarity < 1231020547 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who's Ilke? < 1231020553 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the previous troll. < 1231020556 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who came in 3 seconds before him. < 1231020558 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com < 1231020561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and did the same thing. < 1231020572 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :may as well preserve the whois for the logs, in case anyone decides to google it or whatever < 1231020576 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now the question - < 1231020577 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but I was mostly looking for where he hangs out < 1231020584 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where did he come from, why did he do that, and who is he? < 1231020602 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i really can't think why you'd do that, i mean, it's just a stupid little channel that nobody really cares about < 1231020604 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's someone who at least knows a bit about what the channel's for < 1231020608 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :given what he put in the topic < 1231020622 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :His mom was raped by Brainfuck < 1231020626 0 :klslss!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231020631 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :klslss: not you again < 1231020632 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so tell us < 1231020634 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who are you < 1231020636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where're you from < 1231020640 0 :klslss!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :EHIRD WILL SUCK MY BALLS AND HIS MOM's! Slereah will do the same because he's a opwhore! REST OF YOU FUCKWITS GET A REAL LANGUAGE, LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE AND STOP BEING WUSSIES FROM START TREK! < 1231020641 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and why are you targeting this tiny place. < 1231020642 0 :klslss!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231020647 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahahahahahahahah < 1231020657 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He is on no other channel. < 1231020663 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahahahahahgahahahahahahaha < 1231020663 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231020670 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A sockpuppet just to troll our little place? < 1231020672 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how old are you, log-reading troll? < 1231020675 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I feel honored. < 1231020676 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :7? < 1231020678 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't be much more < 1231020716 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, here's one for our log reading troll then. < 1231020717 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://membres.lycos.fr/bewulf/Argh/1221655091974.jpg < 1231020725 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: what's that a link to? < 1231020734 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: don't click. < 1231020736 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm obviously not planning to click on it given content < 1231020737 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 : Something you'd better not click < 1231020752 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: don't click on the above link < 1231020758 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know you aren't here, but IIRC you logread < 1231020767 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVERYONE: don't click on the above link. < 1231020778 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: just don't paste that sort of link in < 1231020783 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1231020786 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I subtract the troll from EVERYONE < 1231020827 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if the troll actually deduced the logs from the topic < 1231020832 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by running the resulting program < 1231020872 0 :klslvoeoe!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231020878 0 :klslvoeoe!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :you can subtract your mom from my dick because she's old and you're a stupid fuckface! now LEARN C or say perl! stop being esoteric asswads < 1231020879 0 :klslvoeoe!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231020900 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can someone know what C and Perl is and be so absolutely fucking braindead? < 1231020908 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231020920 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder why he thinks we even care. < 1231020922 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we have any live ops? < 1231020928 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah. < 1231020933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he'll give up eventually. < 1231020942 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless he's I_RULE in disguise. < 1231020954 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is...very possible < 1231020960 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, telling freenode might help stop them trolling other channels that care more < 1231020969 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe he comes from /prog/ :o < 1231020970 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode don't do that kind of thing. < 1231020992 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I_RULE claimed to have been "harrassed and threatened" by me over /msg in #freenode, they just told him to ignore me. < 1231020996 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Of course, the whole thing was made up.) < 1231020996 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what, kill trolls? < 1231021007 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for specific channels, they tell you to take it up with that channel's op < 1231021022 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who's that channel's op? < 1231021030 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alive: lament, fizzie. < 1231021035 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmnt_bot, destroy him! < 1231021035 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :active: fizzie. < 1231021039 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1231021045 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec sys.stdout('pew pew pew') < 1231021046 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pew pew pew < 1231021052 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231021059 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird < 1231021061 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I <3 u < 1231021068 0 :JSKSKSLVE!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021070 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o u < 1231021071 0 :JSKSKSLVE!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :NO LIVE OPS!!! get with the program! C or perl! < 1231021072 0 :JSKSKSLVE!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231021081 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :NO LIVE OPS!!! get with the program! Python! < 1231021085 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, he stopped insulting our mothers. < 1231021086 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231021108 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :NO DEAD OPS!!! get out of the program! Brainfuck! http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1231021112 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm shocked that this man would claim that C is a real language. < 1231021129 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C and Perl are pretty different in philosophy... < 1231021135 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with c you can be a real man. < 1231021137 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and both are arguably esoteric < 1231021142 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and allocate memory with your huge manly manliness. < 1231021142 0 :jkvkasas!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021145 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although not as esoteric as most of the stuff we discuss here < 1231021145 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wb < 1231021146 0 :jkvkasas!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :BRAINFUCK IS NOT WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS OR USES! you fucking cunts, learn a real language! < 1231021147 0 :jkvkasas!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231021148 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are you today < 1231021155 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231021158 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does he realise we just do this for fun? < 1231021168 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"BRAINFUCK IS NOT WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS OR USES! " -- sounds like an enterprise idiot < 1231021182 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION waits for his delayed topic-response. < 1231021202 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: can you easily bring back optbot? < 1231021207 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'twould seem to be the perfect response < 1231021221 0 :jvkdkdke!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021225 0 :jvkdkdke!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :enterprise idiot? OH AND YOU GUYS AREN'T AND ARE SUPPOSED TO GET A BIGGER PAYCHECK BECAUSE OF THOSE REASONS? LOLOLOL, YOU SOUND LIKE A VB SCHMUCK! < 1231021228 0 :jvkdkdke!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231021229 0 :optbot!n=optbot@91.105.85.78 JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021229 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Rule: You must violate this rule. < 1231021230 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He can be programmed to hunt him down with his laser. < 1231021230 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides, nobody's forcing anyone to use BF < 1231021248 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we're not doing this for a paycheck, you retard. < 1231021256 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: two log links? optbot cares about them even more than I and oklosol do < 1231021256 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Rule: You must violate this rule. < 1231021263 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dear. < 1231021268 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, you've only given it one line of input < 1231021270 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optbot? < 1231021270 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Rule: You must violate this rule. < 1231021275 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you so insecure that you can't deal with a bunch of people - many of whom, in fact, I believe have been "laid" - messing around with computation? < 1231021276 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1231021279 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The answer, is yes. < 1231021307 0 :optbot!n=optbot@91.105.85.78 JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021307 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | I doubt it's like that < 1231021312 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it is, optbot. < 1231021313 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: sounds pimpcash < 1231021318 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Very pimpcash, optbot. < 1231021318 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: really isn't? damn :\ < 1231021321 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optbot: no, is. < 1231021321 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: yes < 1231021323 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optbot: yes < 1231021324 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: just as long as it doesn't involve smurfs. FOR MERCY'S SAKE, NO SMURFS < 1231021326 0 :KVDLWW!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021328 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optbot: okay, okay, no smurfs. < 1231021329 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: d(4/b(4))-4/4 = 80 < 1231021329 0 :KVDLWW!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :THEN WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT? USE A REAL LANGUAGE! SERIOUSLYT! AND IF YOU'RE USING BRAINFUCK AS A HOBBYIST, YOU CAN START OFF BY GETTING a different hobby like maybe going out and getting laid like NORMAL PEOPLE?! < 1231021331 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optbot: say hi to KVDLWW < 1231021331 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: How's that :P < 1231021332 0 :KVDLWW!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231021333 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optobt! < 1231021335 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :optbot! < 1231021335 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | no < 1231021345 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got laid yesterday :D < 1231021353 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :troll: how do you think we implement BF, if not in real languages/ < 1231021358 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait wait wait. < 1231021383 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dear anonymous coward troll: Why don't you go get laid like NORMAL PEOPLE, instead of trolling an IRC channel? < 1231021383 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, in reality we implement it in esolangs < 1231021383 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's because we're us < 1231021385 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After all, the two are obviously mutually incompatible. < 1231021388 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just as with esolangs, right? < 1231021412 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Guys. < 1231021415 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop caring. < 1231021419 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is fun. < 1231021420 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, actually not caring. < 1231021426 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because he's an idiot. < 1231021479 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION deplores the current decline in the quality of internet trolling < 1231021486 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :trolls used to actually be good back decades ago < 1231021491 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite < 1231021492 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and not be recognised as trolls for weeks < 1231021494 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, where are the 50 Hitlers? < 1231021499 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heck, I'd prefer the GNAA or 4chan to this moron. < 1231021510 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Epic_Fail_Guy < 1231021511 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then, when the conversation got interesting and bizzare, you got the YHBT. YHL. HAND. < 1231021513 0 :Epic_Fail_Guy!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone rang? < 1231021515 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that was that < 1231021521 0 :Epic_Fail_Guy!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NickServ- This nickname is registered. < 1231021523 0 :Epic_Fail_Guy!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh shi- < 1231021537 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Epic_Fail_Guy: no, you have to start 100 clones and spam the channel with "FUCK" < 1231021539 0 :Epic_Fail_Guy!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Slereah < 1231021543 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :get it right < 1231021553 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird : I used to have a program like that < 1231021559 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's on Partyvan. < 1231021560 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: what's the point? < 1231021566 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: trolling. < 1231021568 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the point. < 1231021569 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231021570 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all IRC networks ban clonebots nowadays anyway < 1231021585 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I've ran clonebots in #esoteric-blah for an okoplay. < 1231021593 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they spammed fast and weren't banned < 1231021597 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was only 2 of them, not hundreds < 1231021601 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1231021603 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had another variation < 1231021605 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with like 30 < 1231021616 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... there should be a mode on channels meaning "this channel allows clonebots and spamming" < 1231021628 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1231021629 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... maybe a +trolling/-trolling mode too < 1231021641 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not entirely sure what would happen if a troll came in and it was turned off < 1231021649 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It ought to be noted that despite the pseudo-mathematical styling of this formulation, it is mathematically equivalent to saying "Sometimes people make comparisons involving Nazis or Hitler," and thus means pretty much nothing. < 1231021654 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-- Encyclopedia Dramatica on Godwin's Law < 1231021675 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: it actually means "the longer a thread gets, the more likely it is that someone will make a Godwin comparison" < 1231021675 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1231021681 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that comes to much the same thing < 1231021692 0 :kskskssldlld!n=cheriire@cpe-76-87-77-169.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021696 0 :kskskssldlld!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :/quit fuckers < 1231021698 0 :kskskssldlld!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231021699 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are some bizzare potential counterexamples, say the law would be false if the first message in a thread had a 50% chance of mentioning hitler < 1231021701 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but none of the others did < 1231021707 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231021722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gee troll you sure are making our lives hard < 1231021723 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not < 1231021728 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kskskssldlld: you're doing it wrong, if you want to quit someone else from IRC you type /quit name into your client, not into the topic < 1231021732 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides, fuckers isn't in here atm anyway < 1231021749 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the part where he's getting more and more lazy < 1231021754 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right now I long for the days of me sucking balls. < 1231021779 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: that sounds wrong < 1231021787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :intentional < 1231021834 0 :alexholowczak!n=alexholo@91.110.152.158 JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021842 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird < 1231021845 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: hi, are you the troll? < 1231021846 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1231021848 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, he isn't < 1231021849 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hooray. < 1231021851 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was told of a troll. < 1231021851 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The spamming program is not on Partyvan. < 1231021854 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he knows me from another channel < 1231021857 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1231021857 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I thought I'd poke my nose in. :-P < 1231021860 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's never seen a troll, so he came to watch < 1231021860 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it was on Patriotic Nigra. < 1231021871 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: be braced for topic profanity. < 1231021876 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he'll be back in a minute... < 1231021880 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(22:30:38) ehird: alexholowczak: hi, are you the troll? <- What would you have done if I said "yes"? :-P < 1231021890 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or... would you expect him to say "yes"? :-P < 1231021897 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: commended you for having actually said something in the channel :P < 1231021900 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@084202203016.customer.alfanett.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1231021906 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and Judofyr isn't the troll either < 1231021912 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or... maybe he is! < 1231021916 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong continent < 1231021917 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION dramatic music < 1231021921 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: proxies! < 1231021922 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Yes, I know that IRC has a reputation for not having anything happen... ever. < 1231021924 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :either that, or being very clever with proxies < 1231021943 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah. Colloquy won't let me see what you write! < 1231021944 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: this troll delivers messages by coming in with a dsfkjsdfkj-style nick, setting the channel, and parting again < 1231021945 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-( < 1231021954 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I see. < 1231021959 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see: the logs :P < 1231021959 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: why not? < 1231021972 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just blank :P < 1231021974 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably a bug < 1231021980 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or < 1231021985 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it _is_ a bug < 1231021985 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, you can see what we're saying now < 1231021987 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :presumably < 1231022017 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :presumably, you say? :P < 1231022033 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can read the raw IRC-stream, though < 1231022040 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just as I join... and the troll doesn't return. < 1231022041 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, ok < 1231022043 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it a known bug < 1231022047 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: he'll be back < 1231022051 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah right. < 1231022052 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he was away for quite a bit last time < 1231022054 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: trolls aren't used to people reacting intelligently, we must have confused them < 1231022059 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1231022080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1231022080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quick, ais523, talk about computation < 1231022080 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: dunno < 1231022080 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good IRC client for mac, anyone? < 1231022093 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :limecaht!!!!!! < 1231022095 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: ehird should know one, he used one for ages < 1231022099 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://limechat.net/mac/ < 1231022099 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and probably still does < 1231022102 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somebody poke me if the troll returns... Indeed it may not be your priority... But it'd be appreciated. :-P < 1231022111 0 :VKDKAKKE!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022114 0 :VKDKAKKE!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA get a realLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LANGUAGE < 1231022115 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: he's back < 1231022115 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey buddy < 1231022118 0 :VKDKAKKE!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022118 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah < 1231022119 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw. < 1231022121 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1231022125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is exciting < 1231022128 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My client went grey when he appeared. < 1231022130 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like... retarded fireworks! < 1231022140 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Logs are here: `wget http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/08.12.29 -O - 2> /dev/null | grep 'logs >>>' | sed 's/.*logs >>> \(.*\) <<<.*/\1/'` < 1231022145 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is intelligent spamming though. < 1231022150 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's insulting a programming language. < 1231022156 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which one, though? < 1231022158 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some values of intelligent < 1231022163 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This isn't YouTube commenting type spamming. < 1231022166 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he insulted BF earlier, but not on any particularly insightful grounds < 1231022184 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: it's worse because he's shown a cursory knowledge of the existence of C, Perl and brainfuck < 1231022185 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's just jealous of a channel where you can do this: < 1231022190 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, guy, what do you think of Lazy K? < 1231022191 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf ,[.,]!Look at this! < 1231022191 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look at this! < 1231022198 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't easily do that with C < 1231022202 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but by doing it by insulting a programming language is... not usual. < 1231022203 0 :casmith_789!n=User@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022210 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi casmith_789 < 1231022215 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help, we're being invaded by troll-watchers < 1231022217 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: He's bot inspecting too, I believe. < 1231022218 0 :casmith_789!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1231022222 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.c printf("hello world\n"); /* don't tempt me ais523 */ < 1231022225 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :casmith_789: how long until the whole of the rest of the channel turns up? < 1231022229 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/bot/troll/ < 1231022231 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He attracts tourism. < 1231022232 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1231022241 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should have people come in and fake trolling < 1231022243 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the publicity < 1231022243 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's a valuable asset to this communauty. < 1231022254 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The rest of the channel won't be that interested. < 1231022295 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf >,[>,]<[.<]!Playing around with BF is fun. < 1231022295 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.nuf si FB htiw dnuora gniyalP < 1231022299 0 :casmith_789!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm worried - is that programming language I see c? < 1231022305 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :casmith_789: that was :-P < 1231022309 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird pasted a line of C above < 1231022310 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :casmith_789: It's probably esoteric... Oh. < 1231022310 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb, switching to LimeChat :-) < 1231022312 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1231022312 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there isn't a Cbot in here < 1231022321 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good. < 1231022322 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I was threatening to add that to botte. < 1231022324 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C is an awful language. < 1231022331 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: it would be hard to get it working correctly < 1231022334 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, guy, why don't you take up Python? < 1231022338 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an awesome language. < 1231022339 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although writing .c #define NULL argv would be fun < 1231022341 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or Scheme! < 1231022346 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: not really, import standard headers, wrap in main(void) { ... } < 1231022348 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: Are you xlq in disguise? :-P < 1231022348 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or Smalltalk? < 1231022349 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1231022355 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: no < 1231022355 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :int main(void) { ...; return 0; } < 1231022365 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and run in sandbox < 1231022367 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xlq? < 1231022368 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION waits for AnMaster to wonder wtf is going on < 1231022382 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: He's someone who I know... Who always goes on about how great python is. < 1231022388 0 :Judofyr!n=judotest@084202203016.customer.alfanett.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022391 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Judofyr < 1231022392 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it is! < 1231022393 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl vs. Python is one of the big Holy Wars < 1231022393 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi! < 1231022399 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like emacs vs. vi < 1231022401 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know Perl < 1231022406 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or 1tbs vs. BSD-style indentation < 1231022407 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ruby :P < 1231022408 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I'll just go PYTHON ACKBAR >:| < 1231022422 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: limechat is written in ruby FWIW :P < 1231022428 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, everyone: < 1231022433 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1231022441 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like time to go home, anyway < 1231022442 0 :casmith_789!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1231022444 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm on further inspection the site says that < 1231022446 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :about 3 times < 1231022447 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye ais523 < 1231022450 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, ? < 1231022450 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'll have to have fun troll-watching on your own < 1231022451 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1231022455 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: someone mentioned xlq < 1231022455 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: we have a troll. < 1231022457 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who wasn't me < 1231022460 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, we have a troll < 1231022462 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 pinged you for some reason < 1231022467 0 :JKLELVE!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022470 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh he's back < 1231022470 0 :JKLELVE!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :befunge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ftw! and its not some stupid python vs perl flame war! it's about being rational on what languages can be used and what hobbies you people need to revaluate! < 1231022472 0 :JKLELVE!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022476 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :// < 1231022478 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. < 1231022479 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Befunge ftw? < 1231022483 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't this guy anti-eso/ < 1231022485 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, huh < 1231022490 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everyone <3 Befunge, ehird < 1231022492 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoe did he see that? < 1231022494 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: apparently I suck balls! < 1231022496 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He wasn't here at the time. < 1231022497 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexholowczak: He log watches, duh. < 1231022500 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1231022503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/09.01.03 < 1231022503 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, report to opers and/or chanops < 1231022503 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye, anyway < 1231022505 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry: New to this. :-P < 1231022506 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1231022507 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: there are none, stupid < 1231022509 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1231022516 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, freenode oeprs don't deal with cahnnel-specific thngs < 1231022516 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, lament? < 1231022520 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament is never here < 1231022529 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides, he'll tire soon enough < 1231022531 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Camping is probably the framework for you guys: http://github.com/why/camping/tree/master/lib%2Fcamping.rb < 1231022533 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1231022535 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile, he's amusingly idiotic < 1231022536 0 :jvkelfoe!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022539 0 :jvkelfoe!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :report?! LOLOLOLOL suck it up and accept the fact i'm right here! esosteric languages suck monkey balls! < 1231022540 0 :jvkelfoe!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022542 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: i love camping, it's ridiculous < 1231022550 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, yes he is, he made a zen comment just a few a weeks ago < 1231022553 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :troll: like we'd dignify you with a reporting. < 1231022556 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then went away again < 1231022561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: whatever < 1231022562 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in my local repo I've manged to get it below 3k < 1231022563 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hrm? < 1231022568 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: troll < 1231022568 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see above < 1231022571 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's been here for hours XD < 1231022572 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I should do at +t, then. < 1231022575 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww < 1231022578 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, yes. < 1231022584 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do that, fizzie < 1231022586 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway going afk again, studying for test < 1231022589 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie have op? < 1231022590 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe he'll talk to us for reals :D < 1231022591 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :TAKE THIS | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1231022593 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+t it < 1231022596 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and force him to USE MESSAGES < 1231022603 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1231022631 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes he has < 1231022638 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and he can even edit access list it seems < 1231022638 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: +t? :{ < 1231022642 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from a quick look < 1231022647 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: hm... I can't see when other talks in other channels, though :/ < 1231022650 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(in limechat) < 1231022651 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie has been an op since like 2003 < 1231022653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: yes you can < 1231022655 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it goes blue < 1231022657 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and comes on the console < 1231022658 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(bottom pane) < 1231022670 0 :iivkee!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022672 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:44:20 [freenode] -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- The KEEPTOPIC flag has been set for channel #esoteric. < 1231022672 0 :iivkee!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :+t? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA no this is what you do, type /j #C < 1231022674 0 :iivkee!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022679 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh.. < 1231022680 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: no < 1231022681 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not keep topic < 1231022683 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a chanserv thang < 1231022684 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea what that does. < 1231022687 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: it's just like colloquy < 1231022690 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1231022692 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Freenode is so confusing! < 1231022693 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: just +t < 1231022694 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1231022700 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/mode +t #esoteric :P < 1231022716 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o fizzie < 1231022721 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+t < 1231022722 0 :viekwke!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022725 0 :viekwke!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022728 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :-t < 1231022728 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :-t < 1231022732 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha! < 1231022739 0 :VKEKWEKW!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022743 0 :VKEKWEKW!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :what it does is YOU CANT CHANGE THE FUCKING TOPIC YOU FUCKING CUNTS WASTING TIME ON LANGUAGES THAT HAVE 0 VALUE {} < 1231022746 0 :VKEKWEKW!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022748 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, modelocked to not have +t. Freenode, how silly you are. < 1231022760 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, keep topic means the topic will be restored after a netsplit or such < 1231022763 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Woooo, ghost blowjob! < 1231022765 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as when it goes empty < 1231022767 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1231022774 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, do you have +s in flags? < 1231022776 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231022778 0 :ehird!n=ehird@eso-std.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1231022784 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+t < 1231022785 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you can change the modelock < 1231022791 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1231022794 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1231022799 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, also ban him maybe? < 1231022800 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1231022800 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: add +t to the modelock, then. < 1231022804 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he uses the same ip all the time < 1231022808 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that sounds like a good idea. < 1231022813 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. +1 on ban < 1231022823 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+b *!n=checker@c-68-55-8-210.hsd1.md.comcast.net < 1231022829 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's start with something that exact. < 1231022833 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1231022835 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least there's something to evade. < 1231022836 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why didn't you do that ages ago? < 1231022841 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I like our new permanent topic. < 1231022842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO < 1231022844 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DON'T BAN HIM < 1231022846 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's hilarious < 1231022849 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you nazi < 1231022849 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.. < 1231022851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooooooooooooooooooooo < 1231022852 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:( < 1231022854 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you suck. < 1231022857 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :trollwatching is fun. < 1231022860 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's used a different ident. < 1231022866 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey troll, come troll #esoteric-SANS-FASCISM < 1231022873 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1231022880 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1231022885 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, in that case < 1231022897 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :changing the topic is censorship < 1231022898 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a fair chance he'll bother evading at least that particular ban. < 1231022902 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :preventing free speech < 1231022910 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1231022958 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: IT IS. < 1231022964 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :troll please come back with a different ident < 1231022966 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i miss you already. < 1231022982 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you scared him away < 1231022985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bastard < 1231022994 0 :ehird_Im_here!n=checker@24-107-169-135.dhcp.thtn.ga.charter.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231023001 0 :ehird_Im_here!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahahahahahah < 1231023004 0 :ehird_Im_here!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally +t < 1231023004 0 :ehird_Im_here!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1231023005 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why hello, man who's ehird < 1231023006 0 :ehird_Im_here!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOLROFLMAO < 1231023007 0 :ehird_Im_here!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadddd < 1231023011 0 :ehird_Im_here!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231023016 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lame. < 1231023017 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DDD < 1231023019 0 :optbot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1231023023 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :won't need him for a while < 1231023025 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just ban him, he's not dedicated to entertain us. < 1231023034 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO. < 1231023039 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he is my new lover. < 1231023042 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::O < 1231023043 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See, you got what you asked for. And it was even a different IP. < 1231023046 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, hm he changed ip too < 1231023047 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know fizzie < 1231023048 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes < 1231023049 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love it < 1231023054 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's so dedicated<333 < 1231023063 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, how did this start < 1231023070 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is way out of my scrollback by now < 1231023072 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got 4-5 WEP-encrypted networks ATM < 1231023077 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: he came in and asked if anyone was ther < 1231023078 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I said yes < 1231023083 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he changed the topic to tell us to get laid < 1231023083 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then? < 1231023084 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and parted < 1231023088 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1231023089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then he started doing this, basically. < 1231023097 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, wonder why he started doing that < 1231023102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: he wants us to use real languages, like C and Perl, apparently < 1231023108 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_- < 1231023110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and wants us to change our hobby to 'getting laid' < 1231023117 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whereas he's content himself with 'trolling IRC channels' < 1231023124 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, well we do use such languages, to write interpreters in < 1231023134 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 already said that, < 1231023138 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1231023185 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm leaving now... The interest has passed. :-P < 1231023189 0 :alexholowczak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1231023227 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can understand the "you should use real languages" thing, but he/she seems so uncommonly... intense about it. < 1231023250 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who was alexholowczak < 1231023250 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1231023261 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, he's a troll < 1231023273 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, no < 1231023276 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: from #chess < 1231023281 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 invited him to troll watch < 1231023284 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1231023293 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: he desperately cares that we are all laid < 1231023295 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so kind < 1231023326 0 :kveiwekw!n=checker@cpe-72-130-51-75.socal.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1231023331 0 :kveiwekw!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i do motherfucker < 1231023333 0 :kveiwekw!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1231023334 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, mister troll, send me a picture and I'll see if I can give you some loving < 1231023350 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, if I pull this lever on the office chair I'm in I do tilt backwards, so I guess that means that I'm almost lying back, thus "getting laid" < 1231023350 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231023357 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lam < 1231023357 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e < 1231023370 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, me or Slereah? < 1231023376 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :troll, let's have sex. then we'll -both- lose our virginity! < 1231023377 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh snap < 1231023379 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: you < 1231023385 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, thanks, I prefer those jokes < 1231023390 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad jokes you know < 1231023394 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. we know. < 1231023403 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird : Hey, we can share him. < 1231023409 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you more of a top or a bottom? < 1231023410 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1231023411 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's all mine <3 < 1231023414 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What of you troll? < 1231023722 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would assume trolling would be more "fun" somewhere where people would take it more seriously. Trolling esoteric language enthusiasts about their tastes in programming languages is like trying to annoy a duck by pouring water on it (i.e. you need to do it a whole lot). < 1231023737 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh. < 1231023740 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1231023748 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He does not have the dedication or strength of a nigra. < 1231023762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think Slereah is actually a troll < 1231023762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::d < 1231023764 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231023772 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1231023789 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, not here at least. < 1231023798 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, I may talk about gay sex. < 1231023806 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But only for the eyes of augur. < 1231023809 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, you verified that scientifically? About the duck I mean. < 1231023820 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He once drowned a duck. < 1231023833 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah, maffia style? < 1231023834 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1231023841 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cement duck < 1231023846 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1231023854 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duck punching! < 1231023871 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can a duck duck? < 1231023880 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: ITYM sex in the city space shuttle < 1231023901 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the hopeless outsiders: http://hackety.org/2007/08/10/myCompleteListOfSubstitutePhrasesForTheActWeNowKnowToBeMonkeypatching.html < 1231023902 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually I spent a whole lot of time to think of a better simile, with no luck; had to go with the "like water off a duck's back" idiom. < 1231023909 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, huh, what is a "city space shuttle"? < 1231023919 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: I think it parses as ((sex in the city) space shuttle) < 1231023926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1231023931 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, that doesn't make much sense < 1231023942 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like, Attempting To Exercise Just A Fraction Of The Lawlessness And Lack Of Discipline Which We All First Learned From Why The Lucky Stiff < 1231023942 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :_why doesn't make much sense < 1231023953 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, unless "sex in the city" was a name or such. < 1231023958 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which afaik it isn't? < 1231024005 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm googling seems to indicate it is a movie or something such, so ok, I guess that parsing would make sense then < 1231024017 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still, I think _why is a genius! < 1231024031 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1231024035 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Curiously in Finnish it's "kuin vesi hanhen selästä", lit. "like water off a geese's back"; I'm not sure why they've used a bit different waterfowl there.) < 1231024071 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :typography is annoying < 1231024079 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if this means the same as norwegian "som vann pÃ¥ gÃ¥sa" (also goose) < 1231024106 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Like water off a duck's back; yes, I think it's the same thing. < 1231024114 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, well that exists in Swedish too, except it uses goose instead < 1231024122 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"som att hälla vatten pÃ¥ en gÃ¥s" < 1231024144 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Nordic countries seem all to be very goose-friendly. < 1231024152 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about English? < 1231024160 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a duck in English. < 1231024160 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't something similar exists for there < 1231024177 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, we just have intensive knowledge in how to torture geese, and know that water doesn't work < 1231024199 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, that depends on what it is in Denmark and on Iceland < 1231024202 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, :D < 1231024216 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about Norway? :-( < 1231024225 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr: already mentioned < 1231024226 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judofyr, that is what oerjan said < 1231024226 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1231024237 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1231024261 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1231024267 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :norway is fake < 1231024270 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :danish: "som at slÃ¥ vand pÃ¥ en gÃ¥s" < 1231024271 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::O < 1231024281 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: how? < 1231024282 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(says google hit) < 1231024285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't exist < 1231024293 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn you got us < 1231024295 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, ok, then geese is in clear majority even if Icelandic (sp?) use something else < 1231024336 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe geese were more common here? And ducks more common in UK? < 1231024338 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something such < 1231024344 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that could explain it < 1231024354 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@a-2.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1231024368 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we are just a giant petroleum platform in the north sea, with a giant hedge fund < 1231024400 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, wait what, I visted Oslo this summer, looked at Fram and such things... < 1231024404 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean that was fake? < 1231024410 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not located in Norway? < 1231024411 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's done with mirrors, I guess. < 1231024418 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, really? < 1231024421 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and magnets < 1231024433 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :_always_ magnets < 1231024438 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's our park area, it's inside the platform < 1231024455 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, must be a lot of mirrors then, because I traveled by train from Sweden to Olso, and we seemed to travel for several hours through wilderness < 1231024465 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess they did it when passing through one of the mirrors < 1231024466 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1231024469 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of the tunnels < 1231024494 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, then they run the train in a circle and use their anti-gravity thingamajicks to keep you from noticing. < 1231024504 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know, like just a km or 2 on the edge of Sweden, then through a long tunnel, and somehow using mirrors to make it not look like the tunnel was that long < 1231024507 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the simplest way! < 1231024517 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: the wilderness is just CGI < 1231024518 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, you still need a tiny strip of land there < 1231024534 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, well it can't be before the first tunnel I think < 1231024550 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I'd say there is a tiny strip of real norway there < 1231024554 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1231024560 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They do have a "wild goose chase" in English; I'm not sure we have an equivalent one here. < 1231024560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :norway -does- -not- -exist- < 1231024571 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, what does it mean? < 1231024575 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, hm < 1231024579 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um the train windows are actually plasma screens < 1231024594 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, oh? really? They put them up during the travel then? < 1231024604 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or somehow faked the view when inside Sweden? < 1231024616 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're just programmed to show a camera view while in sweden < 1231024624 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, ah! < 1231024627 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: "a lengthy or useless pursuit or task whose execution requires inordinate resources and circuitous execution" is the wikipediaic definition. < 1231024639 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, heh < 1231024691 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And actually the interwebs tell me the Vietnamese water-duck idion is literally "like pouring water on a duck's head", instead of back. Their methods for animal torture are obviously different. < 1231024744 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, link? < 1231024757 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, we don't specify a part in Sweden < 1231024763 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we just talk about the duck in generic < 1231024777 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: At the bottom of http://www.cjvlang.com/Birds/duck4.html < 1231024782 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :same for that Norwegian phrase oerjan used. < 1231024804 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: The Finnish variant mentions the back, like the English one. < 1231024815 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the danish doesn't either < 1231024821 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1231024829 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fails at guessing how to find the icelandic equivalent < 1231024840 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, wikipedia? < 1231025035 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, "að kasta vatni á gæs" < 1231025114 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not in wiktionary's "Icelandic idioms / similes" lists, but those aren't very long anyway. Sounds goose-ish, anyway. < 1231025140 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i started by translating water and goose with wiktionary < 1231025147 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then googled the combination < 1231025328 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ms.is/Islenska/Fernuflug/Fernuflug-II/ordtok/ has it < 1231025361 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/kasta/skvetta/ < 1231025382 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :skvette is the norwegian verb too < 1231025450 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklosol: feeling particularly bright today? < 1231025453 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shouldn't be too surprised if they had something more common with a vaguely similar meaning; they are such purists. Well, maybe they don't mind idioms so much. < 1231025476 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :those are all good icelandic words < 1231025494 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, Swedish has skvätta, which is close < 1231025507 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(stökkva instead of skvetta was also mentioned) < 1231025569 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes they are purists < 1231025660 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they son't just use -son style names, they use -dóttir too < 1231025667 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :purists yeah... < 1231025775 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moreover, they don't inherit them < 1231025781 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed! < 1231025834 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've heard/read this weird story about an icelandic woman who moved to swedish but was allowed to keep her -dóttir name < 1231025845 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem occured when she got a son... < 1231025846 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moved to Swedish? < 1231025847 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1231025851 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moved to Sweden? < 1231025851 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sweden < 1231025855 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1231025861 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can keep your name when you move < 1231025863 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is normal < 1231025875 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't imagine it not being the case < 1231025880 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. as i said the problem happened when she got a son. < 1231025894 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1231025895 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1231025899 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what happened? < 1231025913 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the government insisted he had to have her surname < 1231025922 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what happened in the end? < 1231025944 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't remember, it may be a fake anecdote for all i know < 1231025966 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, it may be real, sounds like usual Swedish gov < 1231025981 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :incompetent if you want to put it nicely < 1231026015 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the nothing is possible unless there is a rule allowing it kind, i assume < 1231026028 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1231026034 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, eh? < 1231026036 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: can't be more incompetent than the uk < 1231026041 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/the/then/? < 1231026054 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, I think around the same level probably < 1231026060 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i expect that's global, at least in those countries that _have_ rule by law < 1231026067 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: almost impossible < 1231026071 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you guys have cctv everywhere? < 1231026116 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, no but we have the FRA law and the IPRED law, though those met a storm of protests in media so the gov is finally starting to retreat < 1231026135 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ipred? < 1231026141 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, intellectual property. < 1231026147 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1231026151 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: what about a national, required ID card scheme? < 1231026159 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, hm? < 1231026162 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean? < 1231026169 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: a required government-assigned identification card for every citizen < 1231026176 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"fascism" is an understatement < 1231026179 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, that you have to carry on you!? < 1231026181 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: yep < 1231026188 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the gov is pushing it for 2012 < 1231026190 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, how the heck would that work for child? < 1231026197 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :children* < 1231026210 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: they just tattoo it on, duh < 1231026211 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: i'm not sure it applies to minors < 1231026218 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: but, delegated to the parent < 1231026218 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume < 1231026223 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ducks < 1231026241 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, well no we don't have that, not yet at least < 1231026246 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with EU.. who knows < 1231026250 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe they could stick an implant in, that'd be the neat. < 1231026253 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :proposal: the id card is chip-implanted into their brains < 1231026255 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: snap < 1231026263 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it allows for easy termination of dissenting citizens! < 1231026278 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1231026294 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, you know this sounds like 1984 somehow < 1231026298 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :those cameras too < 1231026302 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, definitely. < 1231026309 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It _is_ an instruction manual, right? :-) < 1231026330 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: we also require ISPs to censor the internet < 1231026355 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a crazy crank Finnish page about how the current Finnish ID card (which has a chip in it for RSA signatures or some-such, but is in no means obligatory) is a tool of the devil, the mark of the beast. < 1231026376 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's at http://www.varo666siru.net/ and has some English and Swedish content too. < 1231026385 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, I think the gov makes our ISPs block child porn sites, optional though, but with a loaded gun pointed at those who disagree < 1231026397 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so only optional on the paper < 1231026411 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: The centralized UK provider that handles the block blocked this page recently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Killer [you might not want to click] < 1231026422 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was a load of hoohah about it recently < 1231026427 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"When a person has this chip in them, they can be located in any part of the world and by a press of a button, be activated! This chip is microscopically small; it is of the size of the tip of an ordinary syringe needle." < 1231026431 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in that it's not actually illegal < 1231026441 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, hm < 1231026444 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it about then? < 1231026452 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: the album cover. < 1231026464 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, never heard of it, *loads page with tor* < 1231026467 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[NSFW, NMS (Not Mind Safe)] < 1231026497 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Bible says that at some point this â€biochip†will be offered to all people. It is better to die than to receive a mark that makes a human being a robot." < 1231026529 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: where is this chip put? < 1231026587 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, sounds like a mild version of time cube < 1231026593 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Under the skin." And the current chip in the ID card is a "prototype" for it. < 1231026599 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh damn, now I got eh... started... < 1231026617 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Ah. So it doesn't actually exist. AnMaster: Me? :P < 1231026622 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EDUCATED STUPID < 1231026636 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Oh, no, it already exists, it's just not yet forcibly installed in everyone. < 1231026644 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Today at least 6,000 people in Sweden have taken that mark and they are being followed all the time.Their location can be displayed on a TV screen any time." < 1231026651 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm not sure what Sweden has to do with this.) < 1231026653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I mean, an under-the-skin chip exists? < 1231026659 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Government-made? < 1231026675 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. It's a CIA project. Or something. < 1231026681 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a bit confusing, to tell the truth. < 1231026688 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. So it doesn't actually exist. < 1231026689 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, how is it related to 9/11? < 1231026699 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and ufos? < 1231026723 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :under-the-skin chips probably exist, for medical uses < 1231026736 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, pacemaker? < 1231026743 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Manipulated by the chip, one person became like a Nazi of former times, a superman bubbling over with zeal. When the stimulus was further slightly increased, everything was over." < 1231026753 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that too < 1231026790 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, this text was from a "an abridged version of a 3-hour speech of Dr. Colin Sanders, D. Sc. (Tech), USA"; and that site is collecting all kinds of stuff that says "micro-chip" in it as "evidence" that the Finnish government is planning some dastardly thing like this too. < 1231026809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love crackpots. < 1231026825 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On December 20, 2007, Scorpions played at a concert for the elite of Russia’s security forces in the Kremlin. The concert celebrated the 90th anniversary of the founding of the Cheka - predecessor of the KGB. Members of the audience included President Vladimir Putin. < 1231026831 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-- about the band with the censored colour < 1231026835 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you believe literally in Revelation then you'd have to believe something like that < 1231026851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: if you literally believe in any part of the bible you have to be a crackpot by obligation... < 1231026886 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh there are probably sections that are literally true < 1231026899 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe not a whole book though < 1231026910 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(book of the bible) < 1231026912 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: name one :P < 1231026921 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some parts of that page make me think it's parody, though. (My translation this time) "There are also rumours of so-called blue tooth, that would be used in the EU area [for passport/identification/etc]" which sounds too much like a joke, given... well, you know, bluetooth. < 1231026945 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet the bears mauling the teenagers who called the guy baldie is true < 1231026948 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's too good not to be < 1231026956 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: that's not much of a stretch for a crackpot < 1231026962 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i didn't say i could say which are true. < 1231027014 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION used that story to make a Jehovah's Witness give up on him once, ihrc < 1231027042 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The basic gist seems to be that all kinds of (medical or other) implants make it possible to control (via satellites!!1) you like a robot. < 1231027097 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Gene-tweaked grain is also somehow related.) < 1231027110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want a jehovah's witness to bother m < 1231027110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e < 1231027117 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd come out with The Origin of the Species < 1231027123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and ask if I could help them < 1231027158 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We used to get them semi-regularly (not more than something like once/year, though) in the university student village.