00:11:35 -!- jix_ has joined. 00:21:22 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined. 00:24:35 -!- jix has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 00:47:00 -!- lifthrasiir has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:05:05 oh god you kids X_X 01:05:29 hey guys remember when psygnisfive called us all kids? that was funny 01:05:57 hopefully you dont think im using that in reference to your respective ages. 01:07:13 i call everyone "kids" or "children" for mostly humorous effect because of its odd inappropriateness from me (as i'm not in a position to call others kids, given that im only 22). its postmodern humor, ehird. 01:07:20 its steeped in irony 01:07:37 so don't be such a little brat 01:08:09 and if you get the jimmy carr reference in that, i love you forever and ever. 01:08:27 hey guys remember when psygnisfive reacted to a joke with 5 long lines? that was funny 01:09:18 ehird: im bored. tell me about some new and interesting esolang. 01:12:21 muture 01:12:27 & nopol 01:12:48 nopol has never been much explained to me. i've never heard of muture. 01:12:59 ask oklopol 01:13:06 are they both his? 01:13:09 yes 01:13:17 well.. then i'll NEVER get an explanation :p 01:13:19 oklopol makes pretty much all of the interesting esolangs nowadays 01:13:40 oklopol! 01:13:42 explain muture 01:15:31 ehird: i miss you being tusho. :( 01:15:36 tough shit 01:15:58 now you're a herd. on the internet. x.x 01:16:24 verily. 01:21:56 SillyLisp! :-P 01:22:09 I'll have to make another esolang one of these days. 01:23:20 you should make an esolang generator 01:23:38 something that takes BF and comes up with bizarre but TC derivations 01:24:13 then we can just set it running and tell other people to not even bother with making BF-like languages ever again. 01:24:26 make it an esolang description esolang 01:24:30 you give it a template, it makes esolangs. 01:26:43 hm 01:26:51 -!- ski__ has joined. 01:27:04 i think the benefit of something like the language im designing is that it'd probably be especially good for creating DSLs 01:27:25 ski__, chalmers.se? 01:27:28 ski__: have you sacrificed the goat yet? or are you earlier in the initiation process 01:27:31 is this a university? 01:27:43 Looking at http://chalmers.se/, yes, i'd say it was. 01:27:46 Now what on earth sparked that question... 01:28:04 well, he's logging on through them it seems. 01:28:13 which leads me to ask, ski__ what do you study? 01:28:24 Generally people log onto IRC with network connections :p 01:28:35 yes, but his is a university network connection 01:28:42 I guess we should have a descriptive topic what with all the newbies these days. 01:28:55 are there a lot of newbies recently? 01:28:56 (psygnisfive : yes) 01:29:00 i havent been paying much attention 01:29:11 -!- ehird has set topic: the international hub for enterprise esoteric programming language design, development and deployment ~ http://esolangs.org/wiki/ ~ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/. 01:29:14 -!- ehird has set topic: the international hub for enterprise esoteric programming language design, development and deployment ~ http://esolangs.org/wiki/ ~ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric. 01:29:14 (depending on what you were asking ..) 01:29:28 now it's semi-descriptive! 01:29:29 ehird : which goat ? 01:29:35 * ski__ looks confused 01:29:36 ski__: that one over there ------> 01:30:01 * ski__ see an elegant keyboard "over there" .. 01:30:08 yeah, that's a goat. 01:30:13 ehird: im looking at http://www.vjn.fi/oklopol/muture.txt and not finding it to be especially.. insightful. :p 01:30:14 trying to trick you. they're sneaky things. 01:30:20 that's why we must sacrifice them. 01:30:34 psygnisfive: it's oklopol, what did you expect? 01:30:35 (, if anyone wonders) 01:30:47 ski__: that's a nasty goat, that 01:30:48 you know 01:30:53 you want to slay that pronto 01:30:56 ive never liked the datamancer keyboards 01:31:05 they're normal keyboards with a steampunk veneer 01:31:06 (ehird : as in .. SLAY Radio ?) 01:31:18 no, what i want to see is someone convert an old Corona 01:31:19 no. as in kill. with your bare hands 01:31:25 didnt they teach you anything in the initiation? ;-) 01:31:42 ski__ also kill your excessive parens. much as we love lisp, we dont need to speak in it 01:31:58 i like them 01:32:02 parentheses are ((parenthical)) 01:32:05 (or (do? we) (not (do? we))) 01:32:10 ( parenthicalicious, even ) 01:32:22 (ehird : "parenthetical", itym) 01:32:30 ski__: watch out for oerjan, by the way. he swats people indiscriminately. 01:32:30 it took me about 5 tries to say parenthicalicious 01:32:43 psygnisfive: it would be hard if you have a lisp 01:32:48 * ski__ wonders what "swat" means 01:32:54 he has a fly swatter. 01:32:56 (psygnisfive : btw, yes) 01:32:59 ehird: why? its only got one s! 01:33:01 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyswatter 01:33:14 he swats people with it. normally after they make a pun that's worse than one of his. 01:33:42 ehird: also, if you love parens, theres a book written by some crazy french person who's used so many parenthetical asides that the text is incomprehensible 01:33:52 psygnisfive: sounds excellent 01:33:56 what I want is a book that is just like 01:33:56 single sentences have upwards of like 7 or 8 nestings 01:33:59 Things happened.[1] 01:34:04 [1] Specific things[2], in fact[3]. 01:34:09 [2] These thin (blah blah) 01:34:12 [3] Where fact is subjective. 01:34:17 the whole book is just nested footnoes 01:34:17 the bottom most nestings being like.. paragraphs sometimes 01:34:19 *footnotes 01:34:28 for the whole book 01:34:33 top-down book writing :-D 01:34:37 ehird: well 01:34:39 if you like footnotes 01:34:40 there is Ibid 01:35:02 the whole book is a book of foot notes to a missing text 01:35:20 heh 01:35:24 well, endnotes. but still 01:35:35 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=2400949 01:35:59 wiki/index.html?curid=2400949? 01:36:02 theres another book that consists entirely of reviews of the book itself. 01:36:02 That's some old link. 01:36:07 ooh 01:36:11 douglas hofstadter had that idea 01:36:11 IIRC 01:36:15 in godel, escher, bach 01:36:20 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid:_A_Life 01:36:29 actually, that might be where i got it from :) 01:36:49 i can never be sure, because goodness knows its not as tho some poet wouldn't make something like that 01:38:33 A Review: A Review. The review in question is an odd one, as it is entirely on the subject of itself. This creates an interesting metaness leaving no actual content beyond self-reference to the review. Wholly interesting. ***** 01:40:22 -!- moozilla has joined. 01:41:45 is this genuine? 01:41:47 %eval (i x) 01:41:47 x 01:41:58 psygnisfive: I just wrote it :) 01:42:00 -!- metazilla has joined. 01:42:02 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:42:02 :p 01:42:33 -!- metazilla has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:42:34 -!- moozilla has joined. 01:43:45 %eval (s (l (x) (l (y) he x y)) (l (x) x o) l) 01:43:46 ([l (x) (l (y) (l (z) ((x z) (y z))))] (l (x) (l (y) he x y)) (l (x) x o) l) 01:43:54 ok, that was wrong 01:44:12 %eval (i a) (i b) 01:44:12 Syntax error 01:44:15 %eval (i a)(i b) 01:44:15 Syntax error 01:44:24 %eval (i (i a) (i b)) 01:44:24 ([l (x) x] (i a) (i b)) 01:44:45 %eval (i (i a) (i b) (i c)) 01:44:46 ([l (x) x] (i a) (i b) (i c)) 01:44:49 %eval (l (i a) (i b) (i c)) 01:44:49 (l (i a) (i b) (i c)) 01:45:06 %eval (h (e l) (l o)) 01:45:07 (h (e l) (l o)) 01:45:12 %eval (h e l l o) 01:45:13 (h e l l o) 01:45:37 %eval (s (l (x) (l (y) (he x y))) (l (x) x o) l) 01:45:37 ([l (x) (l (y) (l (z) ((x z) (y z))))] (l (x) (l (y) (he x y))) (l (x) x o) l) 01:46:29 %eval (=) 01:46:29 (=) 01:46:34 %eval (.) 01:46:34 (.) 01:46:39 %eval (i.) 01:46:39 (i.) 01:46:41 %eval (i .) 01:46:41 . 01:46:48 what are you doing comex 01:46:53 just screwing around 01:47:06 %eval (f f f f f) 01:47:06 %eval (i ) 01:47:06 (f f f f f) 01:47:06 ([l (x) x]) 01:47:08 %eval (f f f f f f) 01:47:08 (f f f f f f) 01:47:10 %eval (f f f f) 01:47:11 (f f f f) 01:47:14 hrm. 01:47:17 fold is messed up :D 01:47:31 %eval (i) 01:47:32 ([l (x) x]) 01:47:36 %eval i 01:47:37 [l (x) x] 01:47:49 %eval l (x) (x) 01:47:50 Syntax error 01:47:59 %eval (l (x) (x)) (i) 01:47:59 Syntax error 01:48:03 %eval *(l (x) (x)) (i)) 01:48:03 Syntax error 01:48:05 %eval 9(l (x) (x)) (i)) 01:48:05 Syntax error 01:48:08 %eval 9(l (x) (x)) (i)) 01:48:08 Syntax error 01:48:10 oh my god 01:48:12 %eval ((l (x) (x)) (i)) 01:48:12 (([l (x) x])) 01:48:15 there we go 01:51:55 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:52:02 -!- moozilla has joined. 01:59:11 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:59:16 -!- moozilla has joined. 02:00:32 %eval (s (l (x) (l (y) he x y)) (l (x) x o) l) 02:00:33 ([l (x) (l (y) (l (z) ((x z) (y z))))] (l (x) (l (y) he x y)) (l (x) x o) l) 02:00:46 %eval (s (l (X) (l (Y) he X Y)) (l (X) X o) l) 02:00:46 ([l (x) (l (y) (l (z) ((x z) (y z))))] (l (X) (l (Y) he X Y)) (l (X) X o) l) 02:12:25 -!- ehird has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). 02:12:38 -!- melkonem has joined. 02:12:42 -!- melkonem has left (?). 02:13:15 -!- KajirBot has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). 02:13:44 -!- seabot has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). 02:50:30 -!- metazilla has joined. 02:51:22 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 02:51:32 -!- metazilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 02:51:35 -!- moozilla has joined. 02:57:54 -!- metazilla has joined. 02:58:01 -!- moozilla has quit (Nick collision from services.). 03:04:07 -!- metazilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:04:09 -!- moozilla has joined. 03:04:41 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:04:44 -!- moozilla has joined. 03:06:56 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:06:59 -!- moozilla has joined. 03:15:40 -!- metazilla has joined. 03:15:41 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:15:46 -!- metazilla has changed nick to moozilla. 03:16:15 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:16:19 -!- moozilla has joined. 03:24:21 -!- CakeProphet has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 03:25:29 -!- CakeProphet has joined. 03:30:57 -!- sebbu has quit ("@+"). 05:00:31 -!- flexo has quit (Remote closed the connection). 05:04:57 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 05:04:58 -!- metazilla has joined. 05:18:54 -!- metazilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 05:18:56 -!- moozilla has joined. 05:19:27 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 05:19:34 -!- moozilla has joined. 05:31:53 -!- lifthrasiir has joined. 05:46:19 http://www.vjn.fi/oklopol/muture.txt <<< psygnisfive, ais523 rev-enged it. 05:46:38 i saw 05:46:49 err 05:46:53 you did now? 05:46:58 yes :p 05:47:03 i looked through the logs and found it 05:47:05 that was like time ago 05:47:11 oh i see. 05:48:28 it looks very haskellish, obviously, but what im not sure about is the definition of sim 05:48:29 i should probably try to write a spec or something, muture i at least think i understand myself, as opposed to, say, contfuck and noprob. 05:48:44 i mean, on the one hand i sort of understand it 05:48:56 but you're missing a pattern 05:49:00 well it's more just general functional stuff with pattern matching. 05:49:07 | isn't what it is in haskell 05:49:10 it's an "or" 05:49:26 but not what "or" is in imperative langs ofc. more like "one of these, i dunno which" 05:49:33 namely, the definition where its not x:xs y:ys but rather where its nil y:ys or x:xs nil 05:50:04 yeah that's actually a bug, although less serious than you think 05:50:07 for instance, sim [1] [1,2] will fail when it gets to sim [] [2] 05:50:11 thanks, i'll fixor. 05:50:20 well no it won't fail 05:50:28 sure it will 05:50:31 it wont match either definition 05:50:40 it wont match sim [] [], nor sim x:xs y:ys 05:50:43 it will just be suboptimal because it'll have to match the last two elements together 05:50:45 so it just falls through 05:50:55 no no my point is 05:51:01 [] doesnt HAVE last two elements 05:51:09 well rrrright, if you call with exactly that 05:51:10 ot doesnt have any 05:51:16 so it wont match x:xs 05:51:18 yes, of course, that will fail. 05:51:30 so sim [] [1] will fail 05:52:13 yes. a minor bug though. 05:52:36 im also not entirely sure how your sim algorithm is supposed to work in full. what does it report for sim "a111" "111"? 05:52:41 but thanks for showing it, i never realized muture allows is robust enough to alow that 05:53:18 should report -1 05:53:39 interesting 05:54:06 yes, the gist of the language is ">>" means "maximize" ("<<" for "minimize", for completeness) 05:54:33 ?? 05:54:47 oh i see 05:54:50 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 05:54:53 -!- moozilla has joined. 05:54:58 >> sim "hed" x 05:55:14 with x as words 05:55:16 "maximize value of expression given all the possible nondeterminism allowed lol" 05:55:16 interesting 05:55:44 so its supposed to go through words, and find the one where sim "head" the_word is greatest 05:55:53 yep. 05:56:31 should be able to implement that with a search through the list and dynamic programming, in general it will do all kinds of search using the value of the expression as the heuristic. 05:57:05 err i need to go. lecture starts pretty sewn 05:57:19 see ya 05:58:27 decided to took one more course btw, "computer science and the society", who's a cute little masochist now, huh? 05:58:33 ... 05:58:34 *take 05:58:49 you darling :D 05:58:54 ::bite:: 06:34:12 -!- jix_ has quit ("Computer has gone to sleep"). 06:41:54 he's MINE 06:44:15 he's ours, bitch 06:44:21 hmm 06:44:29 has anyone built a tag file system? 06:50:25 s/tag// 06:56:46 lolwut 07:00:01 has anyone here ever built a file system? 07:02:24 -!- jix has joined. 07:08:43 -!- jix has quit (Remote closed the connection). 07:08:46 -!- jix has joined. 07:19:13 oh i didnt mean anyone HERE 07:19:15 i meant in general 07:54:36 -!- psygnisf_ has joined. 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 08:11:45 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 08:11:51 -!- psygnisf_ has changed nick to psygnisfive. 08:34:41 -!- lifthrasiir has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 08:35:12 -!- lifthrasiir has joined. 08:37:33 -!- oerjan has joined. 08:41:54 -!- jix has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 08:49:39 -!- ais523 has joined. 09:06:03 -!- jix has joined. 09:09:06 {Marybelle} Hey all. I keep running into memory problems when querying a MySQL database. Any pointers? 09:10:52 MizardX what's the query? 09:15:04 -!- GreaseMonkey has quit ("Client Excited"). 09:22:59 MizardX, sure 0x3430536000 0x7fff0d6f2cb8 0x34304273c0 09:23:12 (kudos to xkcd) 09:30:47 -!- Corun has joined. 09:35:44 * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### 09:36:01 AnMaster: I don't get the reference 09:36:03 sorry, it's apparently become my job description 09:36:53 -!- oerjan has quit ("leaving"). 09:37:16 This means that if, for example, "Main Page" is the first random page on your list, "List of fictional monkeys" will *always* be second, "List of people on stamps of Vanuatu" third, etc. 09:40:50 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 09:41:17 -!- moozilla has joined. 09:43:17 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 09:43:44 -!- moozilla has joined. 09:46:11 -!- metazilla has joined. 09:46:15 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 09:46:24 -!- metazilla has changed nick to moozilla. 09:46:46 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 09:46:49 -!- moozilla has joined. 09:50:51 -!- metazilla has joined. 09:50:52 -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 09:51:02 -!- metazilla has changed nick to moozilla. 09:56:17 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 10:01:04 -!- Corun has quit ("Leaving"). 10:08:24 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 10:12:14 -!- jix has quit ("Computer has gone to sleep"). 10:20:21 -!- jix has joined. 10:34:16 -!- jix has quit ("Computer has gone to sleep"). 11:24:20 AnMaster: I don't get the reference <-- hahah 11:24:40 (that was obviously a joke about C++ references) 11:53:34 -!- ais523 has joined. 12:02:00 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote closed the connection). 12:02:05 afk 12:30:36 -!- sebbu has joined. 12:56:23 -!- jix has joined. 13:03:27 -!- ais523 has joined. 13:32:13 -!- ehird has joined. 13:34:44 hi ais523 13:45:43 duuude. 13:45:43 http://www.yucs.org/~gnivasch/life/article_cat/ 13:45:44 fucking. 13:45:45 duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. 13:47:12 -!- ais523_ has joined. 13:47:16 hi ehird 13:47:22 -!- ais523 has quit (Nick collision from services.). 13:47:36 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 13:47:44 http://www.yucs.org/~gnivasch/life/article_cat/ 13:47:45 http://www.yucs.org/~gnivasch/life/article_cat/ 13:47:47 awesome. 13:50:05 -!- jix has quit ("Computer has gone to sleep"). 13:52:30 -!- jix has joined. 14:13:55 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 14:53:17 -!- Judofyr has quit (Remote closed the connection). 15:05:53 * ehird switches browser. 15:05:59 For no discernable reason. 15:08:02 which browser are you using now? 15:08:15 Telnet. 15:08:15 * ais523 runs through some likely possibilities in their head 15:08:23 hmm... does Opera have a Mac version, I wonder? 15:08:30 also, browsing via Telnet is great, if a little slow 15:08:30 Ha. Bingo. 15:08:38 (I don't know why, I just realiased I never actually used Opera.) 15:08:57 I should try every browser in evolt.org's archive. 15:09:03 It even has the original TBL NextStep browser. 15:09:06 WorldWideWeb.app 15:09:08 what's Opera like? 15:09:31 ais523: Pretty ordinary, except it renders really fast. 15:09:42 And a lot of the HTML5 people work on it. 15:09:48 So it has a lot of support for that stuff. 15:11:08 I wonder if I could get nextstep working in a VM. 15:11:10 That'd be interesting 15:11:32 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Remote closed the connection). 15:24:14 edbrowse is the standard! 15:24:22 oh lawd 15:30:33 -!- jix has quit ("Computer has gone to sleep"). 15:37:09 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 15:55:05 -!- sebbu has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 15:55:45 "The application must insure that no other SQLite interfaces are invoked by other threads while sqlite3_config() is running. " <-- "insure"? Shouldn't that be "ensure"? 15:55:57 * AnMaster prods ehird 15:56:09 ais523, hello 15:56:21 ais523, also " AnMaster: I don't get the reference" was a C++ joke right? 15:56:35 no, it wasn't 15:56:48 AnMaster: ye. 15:56:49 *yes 15:56:51 to your former q 15:56:56 ais523, you don't know what xkcd strip I was talking about? 15:56:59 no, I don't 15:57:08 http://xkcd.com/138/ 15:57:09 I hardly know any XKCDs, apart from the ones which are linked nearly all the time 15:57:35 they should teach XKCD in school, it's needed to make any sense of the interent 15:57:39 you know the funny thing about people quoting xkcd verbatim all the time? 15:57:47 It has a strip exactly about the annoying people who do that. 15:57:55 ais523, :D 15:58:01 http://xkcd.com/16/ 15:58:34 ehird, Isn't that about quoting Monty Python? 15:58:34 ehird: that's about Monty Python, not xkcd 15:58:49 yeah, um, because the point it makes totally only applies specifically to monty python 15:59:04 not 15:59:28 ehird: it does, really 15:59:33 because the point is about surrealist humour 15:59:40 also that thing about the car accident makes no sense 15:59:43 so if you're quoting something that isn't surrealist humour, the point doesn't apply 15:59:50 < AnMaster> also that thing about the car accident makes no sense 15:59:55 nor does goddamn monty python 16:00:06 well true 16:00:11 that's the whole point 16:00:17 right 16:04:49 meanwhile 16:04:51 http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/ 16:04:54 peta rebrands fish. 16:04:56 as sea kittens. 16:05:03 hilaripidity ensures 16:05:07 *ensues 16:05:09 hm 16:05:13 is anyone even paying attention to them on that? 16:05:17 Ooh, sea kittens 16:05:22 Must try those 16:05:25 who the heck is peta? 16:05:38 PETA are a bunch of fucked-up idiots. 16:05:49 Creepy "animal rights" extremists. 16:05:58 They acre more about animals than humans, and actually they don't care about animals. 16:06:00 Meh. 16:06:01 well what is wrong with animal rights? 16:06:07 Nothing. 16:06:08 Sea kittens aren't thhat great. 16:06:12 I prefer LAND FISH 16:06:12 I'm talking about PETA. 16:06:13 s/acre/care/ 16:06:14 I believe 16:06:18 They're so fuzzy and delicious 16:06:34 haha, I am so calling kittens land fish from now on 16:06:34 I prefer flying fish 16:06:55 ehird : Fry some up! 16:06:58 It's delicious 16:07:30 #esoteric: Talking about eating kittens since 2009 16:07:41 C'mon 16:07:43 This is #esoteric 16:07:48 I'm pretty sure we did it before 16:16:28 Fry how? RF EM radiation, IR EM radiation, heat, HVAC or HVDC? :-> 16:17:18 Fry with a regular frying pan, through thermal conduction 16:17:25 You know, phonon transmission. 16:19:31 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)). 16:20:43 http://isobamapresident.com/ 16:21:06 Oh shi- 16:21:14 Quick, let's nuke the US before the negro! 16:21:34 One of those troijan-spreading sites? 16:21:45 The very same 16:21:59 No. :P 16:24:33 -!- MigoMipo has joined. 16:28:02 -!- ais523 has joined. 16:31:42 I think #haskell has entered Eternal January. 16:32:18 I'm watching. It's cruel. 16:32:34 don't they know about ghci 16:33:10 15 year olds don't use ghci. It's an unwritten rule. 16:33:39 I think #haskell has entered Eternal January. <-- ? 16:33:50 AnMaster: irritating noob in #haskell. 16:33:59 ehird, also you are 13 and use ghc iirc? 16:34:06 possibly also ghci 16:34:19 I said 15 year olds. 16:34:21 Pay attention. 16:34:42 ehird, so you will stop when you are 15? 16:34:50 yes. Then restart again when 16 16:34:52 It is a law. 16:34:55 I would be killed if I did not. 16:35:02 ehird, unwritten one? 16:35:15 Yes. 16:35:22 mhm 16:37:42 ehird, also why "Eternal January", has this happened more than once? 16:41:35 no 16:41:39 its an eternal september ref 16:41:50 yes, but hopefully this will end soon 16:44:59 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 16:45:12 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:07:25 http://isobamapresident.com/ 17:07:26 It changed. 17:07:33 lulz geddit 17:07:35 i didn't even intend that 17:08:51 CHONGE 17:09:37 lulz geddit <-- ? 17:09:46 Changed. 17:09:49 Geddit? 17:09:52 Obama? Change? It changed? 17:09:54 Ahahrahrharhahrahr 17:10:07 ah 17:10:20 right, read that as gedit for some reason... 17:10:26 XD 17:10:29 which iirc is some gnome based editor 17:10:36 "Barack Obama has been president for 2009-1-20 12:07:00 GMT-05:00" <-- that makes no sense 17:11:10 doesn't say that for me 17:11:18 17:11:18 Barack Obama has been president for 4 minutes, 27 seconds 17:11:22 guess you need scripts 17:11:27 ah right 17:11:31 since it goes in realtime 17:12:32 "(Changed protection level for "Barack Obama": to prevent premature declarations of presidency ([edit=sysop] (expires 17:00, 20 January 2009 (UTC)) [move=sysop] (indefinite)))" 17:12:42 lol 17:12:51 lol 17:13:06 "BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT" 17:13:09 "NO HE IS NOT THERE IS 5 SECONDS TO GO" 17:13:11 "REVERT" 17:13:22 ehird, actually it was edited 17:02: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Barack_Obama&diff=265311244&oldid=265306761 17:13:26 "NOW HE IS" 17:13:28 "[CITATION NEEDED]" 17:13:37 "IM BARACK OBAMA THAT'S HOW I KNOW" 17:13:39 ehird, and that protection was done 30 minutes in advance 17:13:43 "ORIGINAL RESEARCH" 17:13:55 :D 17:14:17 "Is it in a scientific paper or a newspaper yet?" 17:14:18 "No?" 17:14:21 "Unverifiable." 17:15:40 ehird, oh also it seems he was sworn in 17:05 (UTC) so that meant there was somewhat of an edit war between 17:00 and 17:09 17:15:48 (yes 09 for some reason) 17:16:08 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Barack_Obama&action=history <-- quite interesting 17:16:44 also the protection changes in it doesn't quite match up 17:18:26 what do you mean 17:18:45 '''Barack Hussein Obama II''' 17:18:49 lol 17:18:57 indeed "lol" 17:19:01 why would someone change it 17:19:11 also wtf is up with that II? He isn't royal 17:19:21 ... 17:19:26 eh? 17:19:39 I only ever seen numbers after the names used for royals 17:19:40 Someone call me when we've returned to intelligent discourse. 17:19:53 maybe some cultural thing 17:19:58 ehird, ? 17:21:31 I don't think so. 17:21:57 -!- ehird has quit ("Lost terminal"). 17:24:18 -!- oerjan has joined. 17:25:01 -!- ehird has joined. 17:25:19 ehird: i was just going to comment on your absense 17:26:17 heh curious you were only gone just as i joined 17:27:55 This means that if, for example, "Main Page" is the first random page on your list, "List of fictional monkeys" will *always* be second, "List of people on stamps of Vanuatu" third, etc. 17:28:04 wow the last one actually exists :D 17:28:27 the second one presumably exists too 17:28:34 I believe it is in fact telling the truth 17:28:39 rather than coming up with facetious examples 17:28:45 ic 17:29:30 um what is this about? random page selection being deterministic after the first page? 17:31:10 * oerjan googles 17:31:36 err 17:31:45 ais523, "random page"? 17:31:48 "always"? 17:31:54 no that makes no sense 17:32:02 yes it does 17:32:06 AnMaster: it's to do with the way the randomization works 17:32:13 page X always leads on to Y 17:32:15 ais523, you mean the random page link? 17:32:15 each page is given a random number 17:32:19 hm 17:32:29 http://wiki.creativecommons.org/api.php 17:32:31 if you generate one random page, you get a page whose random number is just above a random number 17:32:32 AnMaster: heard of pseudorandom number generators and the way they always give the same results for the same seed? 17:32:35 ais523, so random link from main page will always go to the same place? 17:32:37 Deewiant: it isn't that 17:32:41 AnMaster: no, not at all 17:32:46 generating one random page at a time, it's random 17:32:56 with differing probabilities for pages due to how the randomizer works 17:32:56 ais523: it's analogous, no? 17:33:02 Deewiant: no 17:33:05 let me explain the reason 17:33:06 meh 17:33:12 Deewiant, that would be too logical for mediawiki 17:33:18 if you generate multiples, to save server time, then it takes the first n pages above the randomly-generated number 17:33:20 AnMaster: actually, this _is_ logical. 17:33:29 also why on earth would mediawiki api need random page thing 17:33:34 ... 17:33:36 for random pages? 17:33:39 Hey just guessing! 17:33:41 so if main page is 0.5, then list of fictional monkeys is 0.50000000000000005 and list of people on stamps of Vanatu is 0.5000000000000059 17:33:43 or whatever 17:33:43 ehird, why would a bot need it 17:33:49 AnMaster: random page patrolling? 17:33:50 not a bot. 17:33:54 this is for things using the api 17:33:58 like gregorr's Five Clicks to Jesus 17:33:59 ais523, that would surely miss lots of pages 17:34:01 that uses random pages 17:34:17 ehird, also iirc the bot is mainly for the wiki bots? 17:34:27 the API is for anything. 17:34:31 I mean the original intention 17:34:37 sure you can use it for other stuff 17:34:56 AnMaster: I don't get the reference <-- hahah 17:34:57 -!- Slereah2 has joined. 17:35:06 -!- Slereah_ has quit (Read error: 145 (Connection timed out)). 17:35:09 AnMaster gets a joke i didn't? what is the world coming to 17:35:11 oerjan: is there some joke in that line I'm missing? 17:35:25 AnMaster explained the pun he thought I'd added there, but it was unintentional 17:35:25 oerjan, yes I thought it was a joke about C++ &-style references 17:35:30 wait he gets a _non-existing_ joke? 17:35:43 oerjan: well, it explains why you didn't get it 17:35:44 negative sense of humour 17:35:49 ais523: heh, it was obvious after he pointed it out 17:35:50 _D 17:35:51 :D* 17:36:00 * AnMaster wonders what the smiley _D means 17:36:47 a smiling person who's just been stamped on by an elephant 17:36:54 why are they smiling 17:37:08 they didn't see it coming, naturally 17:37:18 *stomped 17:37:22 oerjan, wouldn't they stop smiling after? 17:37:28 very quickly I mean 17:37:58 how do you stop smiling when your brain is crushed? duh. 17:38:03 oh right 17:38:11 oerjan, yeah I guess it is always fatal 17:38:16 maybe it's a gentle elephant 17:38:18 non-fatal 17:38:34 ehird, or a small one 17:39:03 aww. cute tiny elephant kitten. 17:39:09 who's an elephant kitten? YOU ARE! 17:39:16 you're a good little elephant kitten. yeeeeeeees! 17:39:19 ehird, like Garfield? 17:39:28 ... 17:39:36 I am ashamed of this channel. 17:39:40 But mostly you/ 17:39:44 s/\/$/./ 17:39:45 * AnMaster has decided to always talk about Garfield when someone mentions "cute kitten" 17:39:56 just because I'm tried of that thing 17:40:05 AnMaster: you mean to change the subject quickly? 17:40:09 seriously, what about cute dogs? It is time for a change! 17:40:15 dogs are not cute. 17:40:22 but kittens? 17:40:23 yes they are. 17:40:26 oerjan, certainly, and get rid of lolcats too 17:40:27 You're a kitty cat! YES YOU ARE. 17:41:39 hm 17:41:40 *land fish 17:41:49 o yes 17:41:53 is it possible to have two keyboard attached that are on different keyboard layout? 17:42:01 say, one dvorak, and one qwerty 17:42:05 Ew. 17:42:15 5. MOST VAMPIRES DON'™T EVEN KNOW IF THEY ARE VAMPIRES! 17:42:16 -- http://www.trueghosttales.com/paranormal/do-vampires-exist/ 17:42:34 -!- psygnisfive has joined. 17:42:34 -_- 17:43:17 ehird, is that a parody site? 17:43:24 Nope. 17:43:35 ok, then it is really fucked up 17:43:40 i have a slight suspicion i might be a vampire 17:43:47 oerjan: Here's how to tell: 17:43:52 i sunburn so darn easily 17:43:53 1. Do you know if you're a vampire? 17:43:55 Yes: You are not a vampire. 17:43:58 No: You are a vampire! 17:44:09 :D 17:44:33 oerjan, do you like raw meat? 17:44:43 hm not particularly 17:44:59 oerjan, what about blood? Like "blodpudding" 17:45:06 don't know English word for that 17:45:08 yummy! 17:45:17 oerjan, it exists in Norway too? 17:45:20 i guess that settles it 17:45:21 it is horrible I think 17:45:24 black pudding? 17:45:32 ehird, possible 17:45:33 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding 17:45:39 ehird: something like that 17:45:45 * ehird vomits 17:45:50 i suppose the recipe varies 17:45:53 yes something like that 17:45:57 ehird, I agree 17:45:58 fully 17:55:14 arguably though, Haggis is worse. I wouldn't eat any of it though... 17:55:30 adimit, what about surströmming or lutfisk? 17:55:42 mm, lutefisk 17:55:50 oerjan, you can't mean that 17:55:54 yes i do 17:56:36 -!- appletizer has joined. 17:57:00 does this channel happen to discuss real-time coding too? :) 17:57:47 why would it? 17:58:01 otoh i won't eat cod tongue, which the rest of the family eats 17:58:32 hi appletizer 17:58:33 and i've got a cousin who won't eat lutefisk 17:58:34 define real time coding 17:58:36 hey ehird 17:58:46 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real-time_computing 17:58:56 or -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronous_programming_language 17:59:01 ok, hows that relevant to this channel? :P 17:59:06 AnMaster: nothing compares to Hakarl. 17:59:09 coding != computing, real time coding would be writing when you write 17:59:11 lol is esoteric the name of a language or? 17:59:11 or something 17:59:12 :D 17:59:13 well, a real time esolang would be kind-of interesting 17:59:19 appletizer: no 17:59:23 i assume that esoteric meant less-known languages no other channels discuss :P 17:59:26 appletizer: [[e:Esoteric programming language]] 17:59:28 appletizer: yes 17:59:29 kind of 17:59:31 ais523, fail 17:59:31 appletizer: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language 17:59:32 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esolang 17:59:33 and since real-time are esoteric by that nature... :) 17:59:35 ah 17:59:38 whoops, messed up shortcut 17:59:46 well, esolangs tend to be even weirder than that 17:59:56 less-known languages that were deliberately designed to be lesser-known 18:00:00 i would assume it would include things like esterel etc :) 18:00:09 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esterel 18:00:09 appletizer: esterel? 18:00:12 hmm... this goes back to the old argument about BANCStar 18:00:16 * ehird looks 18:00:23 a synchronous programming lang for real-time applications 18:00:25 appletizer: well, if you're interested in odd programming languages you'll definitely fit in 18:00:29 we're pretty lax about our topics here 18:00:44 Esterel looks to me like an unintentionally esoteric language 18:00:48 it takes itself far too seriously 18:00:56 but then, the BANCStars of this world are great to talk about 18:01:01 um, real-time languages have real use cases. 18:01:11 ehird: yes 18:01:15 lol they usually do, RT codes are used in nuclear reactors to more mundanes like neurophysiological measurements 18:01:16 so does Thutu, but I wouldn't call that non-esoteric 18:01:48 I could never code something for a nuclear reactor or a hospital. 18:01:52 That's far too much responsibility :P 18:02:00 and you wouldn't in an esolang 18:02:06 they're mostly deliberately designed to be impractical 18:02:08 although a few aren't 18:02:16 Underlambda, for instance, when I get round to speccing it 18:02:50 ^bf ,[.,]!Hello appletizer! 18:02:50 Hello appletizer! 18:02:51 ais523, what about feather? It could be both :P 18:02:58 AnMaster: ah, Feather 18:03:06 ais523, encode the string in bf directly 18:03:17 please, don't mention it in front of people who haven't heard of it already, it gives me headaches just thinking about it 18:03:21 let alone trying to explain it 18:03:28 oh sorry 18:03:40 fungot: say hello to appletizer 18:03:41 ehird: but i must admit, i haven't have an epiphany about those :p. 18:03:41 let alone trying to /implement/ it 18:03:44 fungot: say hello to appletizer 18:03:45 which i still want to do some way 18:03:45 ehird: the better way is to grovel through the package underlying the srfi-26 structure by opening it or opening a structure that includes a predicate to test if elements are lists or non-empty strings or vectors of arbitrary sizes. 18:03:48 meh. 18:04:01 ^ul (Hello appletizer!)S 18:04:01 hey ais523! :) 18:04:01 Hello appletizer! 18:04:07 and fungot! <- is he a bot? :P 18:04:08 appletizer: " the structure with the associated code in isolation seems to work fine 18:04:11 ehird: and that Underload was not cheating 18:04:16 appletizer: yes, written in http://esolangs.org/wiki/Befunge 18:04:17 -!- Slereah has joined. 18:04:21 nice :) 18:04:26 one of the most practical esolangs around 18:04:29 which is to say, not very 18:04:46 appletizer: http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.b98.txt 18:04:47 ehird: you have no imagination?) 18:04:52 Cover your eyes. 18:05:09 I'd tell you about the goat you have to sacrifice but I think looking at fungot will do 18:05:10 ehird: i guess i really should finish sicp. time for sleep for me. what i also need to understand my brain because i have an idea... a quine in 18:05:16 -!- BeholdMyGlory has joined. 18:05:51 woah ehird, that's the most convoluted coding if i've ever seen one :) 18:06:07 appletizer, I have seen worse 18:06:10 and Befunge is one of the more readable esolangs 18:07:30 Not all esolangs are just about syntax :P 18:07:39 indeed 18:08:17 ehird, you mean like Feather? ;P 18:08:18 which doesn't even have an official syntax yet? 18:08:20 actually that is only about syntax kind of 18:08:35 incidentally, my guiding goal for Feather starting syntax is "looks vaguely like Smalltalk, but for different reasons" 18:08:40 (in a not very much so kind of not kind of way) 18:09:00 ais523, oh, interesting, I would never have ended up with feather by that 18:10:12 appletizer, also I hope you realise by now this is not the right place to be serious (well not be serious seriously anyway, you can of course be serious in a not very serious way, such as java2k) 18:10:32 http://p-nand-q.com/humor/programming_languages/java2k.html 18:10:36 lol AnMaster, yeah i sorta figured, though it could be cool if i bumped into some RT-ers :) 18:10:51 i guess this would be the place for brainfuck and the likes :) 18:10:55 well, ais523 is working with some VHDL thing on the side. 18:11:01 that is kind of RT I guess 18:11:07 not the way you meant it though 18:11:25 AnMaster: that isn't related to esolangs, but to my RL work 18:11:31 ais523, yes true 18:11:38 it is rather weird, though, serious but weird, just like appletizer's realtime langs 18:11:41 ais523, but would you call it "real time"? 18:11:59 AnMaster: no, well arguably yes 18:12:03 it can be very very realtime 18:12:11 real spacetime :D 18:12:13 the fact that it has sleep-for-femtoseconds commands backs that up 18:12:21 WAIT FOR 1 fs; 18:12:24 ais523, indeed. 18:12:51 wait a sec. femtosecond would need the circuit to operate at a very high speed? 18:13:12 circuits do operate at a very high speed 18:13:28 how many Mhz do you need to get one cycle = 1 fs? 18:13:35 AnMaster: loads 18:13:41 -!- FireFly has joined. 18:13:45 but 1fs is too fast even for VHDL-generated code 18:13:47 ais523, THz or something? 18:13:49 it's just there as a catchall option, I think 18:13:55 picoseconds are more commonly used 18:14:13 well I guess you could want sub-cycle 18:14:20 for some stuff 18:14:38 AnMaster: this is sub-cycle 18:14:43 it's to do with decompiled code 18:14:48 mhm? 18:14:58 basically, it measures the lengths of the actual wires 18:15:00 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Connection timed out). 18:15:03 and puts delays on accordingly 18:15:06 so you can simulate properly 18:15:15 appletizer, take a look at that link btw 18:15:37 appletizer: I recommend you ignore AnMaster. 18:15:38 :-D 18:15:41 yes that makes sense 18:15:43 meh, Java2K isn't really that interesting 18:15:55 and it's worth pointing out that AnMaster and ehird are both upstanding and fine members of this channel 18:15:56 ais523, no but it's introduction is 18:16:03 wait, I'm upstanding and fine? 18:16:03 but somehow end up bickering when you leave them in the same channel together 18:16:04 goddamn! 18:16:06 what have I been doing wrong?! 18:16:11 ehird: well, for you it's more dubious 18:16:16 ehird :D 18:16:40 why does this worry me: "NEW VERSION 7.3 PRE-GAMMA RELEASED EARLY 2004, with a completely new interpreter written in Python. Finally, it is safe to embed Python in Webpages!" 18:17:05 ais523, indeed, ehird is "fine" but not "upstanding". He said himself he was short. 18:17:14 while I'm rather tall 18:17:22 ais523: whaaaaaaaaat 18:17:29 what's this for 18:17:33 ehird, Java2k 18:17:34 ehird: from the Java2K page AnMaster linked 18:17:37 you forgot to click the link 18:17:39 oh, ha 18:17:39 ;Å 18:17:41 ;P* 18:17:51 AnMaster: "upstanding" is about vector direction, not magnitude 18:18:14 oerjan, well that makes less sense in this context. 18:19:00 -!- psygnisfive has joined. 18:19:14 AnMaster: he _could_ be reclining 18:19:22 oerjan, subjective gravity? Sure some relativistic effects could maybe cause it, but this doesn't make sense for the rather "non-extreme" properties of this place 18:19:52 gah, bad lag... 18:21:02 -!- Slereah2 has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 18:25:25 I just had an idea for a horrible joke if anyone is interested. 18:25:26 :D 18:25:50 actually a slogan kind of. 18:26:06 nonononono 18:26:11 (and totally unrelated to the current convo) 18:26:17 ehird, yesyesyes 18:26:25 * AnMaster prods oerjan and ais523 18:26:39 * ais523 objects to the deletion 18:26:40 aha AnMaster 18:26:51 i just looked at the article, nice one :) 18:26:54 also maybe bad taste 18:27:01 lol ehird 18:27:06 ais523, also what deletion? 18:27:11 AnMaster: it's a Wikipedia pun 18:27:16 oh ok 18:27:22 oerjan will be deleted in 5 days if nobody objects 18:27:25 anyway, here it comes: 18:27:26 China: Democracy considered harmful. 18:27:28 * oerjan prepares ye olde swatter 18:27:42 brb (popping out for awhile) 18:27:42 * AnMaster prepares to dodge 18:28:01 wait what 18:28:01 AnMaster: that wasn't even funny 18:28:06 ehird, indeed. 18:28:15 that's not even worth a swat 18:28:26 the problem is that watching AnMaster trying to make a joke is in fact very funny 18:28:27 Hey guys! I made a joke! AnMaster. 18:28:27 even if the jokes arent 18:28:31 oerjan, exactly. I'm testing how low one can sink when it comes to humor 18:28:31 see, that was funny. 18:28:33 so it serves the intended purpose 18:28:40 * oerjan swats ehird -----### 18:28:47 oerjan, this is a scientific study 18:28:53 oerjan: does the swatter need to be used before you can put it away 18:28:59 kind-of like some D&D artifact swords? 18:29:17 oerjan NEVER puts his swatter away 18:29:35 I reckon he has it in some kind of quick-draw holster 18:30:11 ais523: probably. 18:30:19 ha 18:31:32 * AnMaster imagines replacing "gun" with "swatter" in a old Clint Eastwood movie 18:31:45 * oerjan chuckles 18:32:00 an* 18:32:00 btw 18:32:02 Should I link to the obligatory bash? 18:32:05 that sounds like something Larson would draw 18:32:14 oerjan, Larson? 18:32:23 Larson who? 18:32:24 Okay then. 18:32:25 http://bash.org/?111338 18:32:26 ehird: probably, I'm sufficiently Internet-insulated to miss all the obligatory quotes 18:32:27 replacing gun with swatter in the good, bad, ugly climax scene? 18:32:33 ais523: it's not exactly SFW. 18:32:37 Well, text can't be NSFW/ 18:32:41 Gary Larson 18:32:42 but there you go 18:32:47 oerjan, no idea who that is 18:32:51 ehird: actually I've seen that one before 18:33:11 AnMaster: in that case your total lack of humor is no longer surprising 18:33:47 actually, *would have drawn, since he quit in the middle nineties 18:33:53 oerjan, wait the name does sound slightly familiar 18:34:02 -!- jix has joined. 18:34:33 ah yes I have seen that strip once I think 18:34:53 oerjan, yes when I see the some of the google image results it looks slightly familiar 18:36:40 -!- jix has quit (Client Quit). 18:36:54 -!- jix has joined. 18:37:16 -!- kar8nga has joined. 18:38:14 http://bash.org/?875652 I predict that one day, this quote will be in the top 100 of bash. 18:38:28 ehird: what's it about? 18:38:32 evil. 18:38:35 just asking this time in case it's an ASCII art goatse or something 18:38:47 I doubt that would be accepted by the moderators 18:39:28 ehird: you aren't giving much info 18:39:28 I don't know how to interpret "evil" here 18:39:37 it's not anything like that. 18:39:38 it's text. 18:39:39 :P 18:40:34 hmm... 18:40:46 surely the obvious answer is to report the person who set up the complicated scenario to the police? 18:41:13 or possibly interfere while they're trying to set it up? 18:41:23 I don't know, I mean, bacon. 18:41:30 If you did that you might miss out on bacon. 18:41:37 I can get my own bacon 18:41:41 Perhaps you can't. 18:41:44 Perhaps it is the last bacon left in the world. 18:41:47 Had you considered that? 18:41:49 this would be a "trilemma"? 18:41:53 ehird: no, because it's a silly consideration 18:41:54 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Success). 18:41:54 AnMaster: groan 18:42:09 ehird, actually I mean it, "dilemma" is for two options 18:42:18 clearly you can't use it when there are three options 18:43:07 AnMaster: how is it a dilemma or trilemma... like you can get bacon... 18:43:17 Perhaps you can't. 18:43:26 AnMaster: if you chose bacon i mean 18:43:27 also I would save the person 18:43:51 and then as ais523 said, report this to the police 18:44:11 when the police comes they'll just eat the bacon 18:44:19 I think you could save the person by shouting "Look out, there's a tripwire" 18:44:22 AnMaster: save a person over kittens and bacon? 18:44:23 while you were going to save the kittens 18:44:26 You're inhumane. 18:44:32 jix, yes and? I can live without bacon 18:44:40 No. 18:44:42 Nobody can. 18:44:48 That's simply _impossible_. 18:44:53 ehird, I don't even like bacon 18:44:53 -!- psygnisfive has joined. 18:44:53 ... 18:44:59 Two basic needs: water, and bacon. 18:45:09 ehird, what about air? 18:45:21 AnMaster: think of fish! 18:45:28 AnMaster: no 18:45:29 jix, yes and? 18:45:31 bacon serves as air. 18:45:45 stop being that silly 18:45:53 ais523, btw how goes ick development now 18:45:54 ? 18:45:54 #esoteric 18:45:57 don't be silly 18:45:58 => gtfo 18:47:06 AnMaster: very busy in RL atm 18:47:07 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has joined. 18:47:14 so no big improvements 18:47:18 apart from the repo now being online 18:47:21 also: http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/polls/poll0248.html 18:47:48 ehird: Osama bin Laden disagrees with you on the bacon issue 18:48:16 AnMaster: that's quite some question 18:48:16 Osama bin Laden is an anti-bacon extremist 18:48:25 ais523, yes and the answers are funny too 18:48:56 ehird: true, true 18:50:30 -!- kar8nga has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 18:52:37 ehird, um all the vegetarians doesn't eat any bacon 18:52:57 no, they do 18:52:58 secretly 18:53:22 also I don't eat bacon, I do eat meat though 18:53:25 but not bacon 18:53:31 liar 18:53:36 I do eat bacon sometimes 18:53:39 ehird, [citation needed] 18:53:43 no, AnMaster 18:53:45 you are a liar. 18:53:50 but I wouldn't eat bacon over saving a person 18:53:51 ehird, prove it 18:53:54 i don't t alk to liars. 18:53:59 as for saving the kittens, I tend to get confused by Rube Goldberg machines 18:54:05 but I'd probably manage it if I came to in time 18:54:19 i'd feed the kittens to the human to give them the strength to escape 18:54:22 then share the bacon with them 18:54:25 ais523, hm RUBE is a nice lang 18:55:06 ehird: *feed the kittens with the human? 18:55:29 ais523: either 18:55:32 :P 18:55:39 i don't think kitties eat bacon though. 18:55:42 maybe they do. 18:55:45 cats eat meat 18:55:46 why not bacon? 18:55:52 bacon is not meat, silly. 19:02:26 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 19:02:51 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote closed the connection). 19:04:20 -!- MigoMipo has changed nick to ZetroFly. 19:04:24 -!- ZetroFly has left (?). 19:05:29 -!- psygnisfive has joined. 19:06:06 -!- FireFly has changed nick to MigoMipo. 19:06:14 -!- BeholdMyGlory has changed nick to FireFly. 19:08:21 -!- MigoMipo has changed nick to Zetro. 19:08:27 -!- FireFly has changed nick to MigoMipo. 19:08:45 O_O 19:09:11 -!- ais523 has joined. 19:10:19 crazy swedes 19:11:29 -!- FireyFly has joined. 19:12:31 -!- FireyFly has changed nick to Wamanuz. 19:14:39 -!- MigoMipo has changed nick to SuperUltraMegaMa. 19:14:47 -!- SuperUltraMegaMa has changed nick to SuperUltraMario. 19:15:08 -!- SuperUltraMario has changed nick to BeholdMyBot. 19:15:18 -!- Wamanuz has changed nick to Eldflugan. 19:15:27 -!- BeholdMyBot has changed nick to Wamanuz. 19:15:33 -!- Eldflugan has changed nick to BeholdMyBot. 19:24:09 -!- Wamanuz has changed nick to BeholdMyGlory. 19:24:52 -!- BeholdMyBot has changed nick to Wamanuz. 19:25:46 -!- MigoMipo has joined. 19:27:46 I'm sorry for the nick war earlier. 19:28:15 i see. 19:28:16 It got quite silly at an another channel, and we probably forgot that it would mess up other channels. 19:28:33 -!- ehird has set topic: IAmGreenAndAlsoFortunate. 19:28:35 rt 19:28:38 -!- ehird has changed nick to IAmGreenAndAlsoF. 19:28:39 *er 19:28:53 Notify] ehird went offline (irc.freenode.net). 19:28:56 client fail... 19:31:13 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). 19:33:25 -!- psygnisfive has joined. 19:33:45 -!- Wamanuz has changed nick to FireFly. 19:34:01 * oerjan swats FireFly -----### 19:34:04 :< 19:34:49 MigoMipo: which channel? 19:35:15 ais523: our "private" at ##tullinge. 19:37:07 incidentally, "tulling" means stupid person in norwegian :D 19:37:15 I know :< 19:37:47 -!- psygnisfive has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). 19:38:41 -!- IAmGreenAndAlsoF has set topic: Tullings. 19:39:25 -!- ais523 has set topic: Tullings | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric. 19:39:41 IAmGreenAndAlsoF: what does the F stand for? 19:39:51 * ais523 guesses furious for no particular reason 19:40:07 MigoMipo, hm? who are you? 19:40:16 AnMaster: a person, stop asking people that 19:40:30 ais523: 19:40:30 19:28 -!- ehird changed the topic of #esoteric to: IAmGreenAndAlsoFortunate 19:40:43 hooray for typos 19:40:53 well MigoMipo is new here isn't (s)he? 19:40:58 you typoed /nick for /topic? 19:41:01 Yep, he is 19:41:20 FireFly, also why did he join and excuse for the nick war? 19:41:34 -!- olsner has joined. 19:41:35 AnMaster: stop questioning people liek that 19:41:36 sheesh 19:41:50 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, why? why not? 19:42:08 AnMaster:Because apologies are a good thing. 19:42:21 well, what prompted you to join here... 19:42:28 :) 19:42:28 hes been in here for days 19:42:32 shut upppppppppp 19:42:34 AnMaster is slow 19:42:37 -!- KingOfKarlsruhe has quit (Remote closed the connection). 19:42:38 * AnMaster looks in scrollback 19:42:47 * MigoMipo (n=MigoMipo@84-217-3-141.tn.glocalnet.net) has joined #esoteric <-- ? 19:42:55 ... 19:42:56 everyone expects the AnMaster inquisition 19:42:57 he's been COMING HERE 19:42:58 for DAYS 19:43:03 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, I just connected to bnc then. 19:43:09 ... and? 19:43:09 Agreed, oerjan 19:43:10 * AnMaster just rebooted 19:43:12 who cares? How is that relevant? 19:43:27 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, well, whatever happened after made no sense 19:43:30 * AnMaster goes reading logs 19:43:50 it made perfect sense unless you're AnMaster 19:44:03 In Soviet Russia, you make no sense to this joke 19:44:10 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, that is only because you are ehird 19:44:24 AnMaster: everyone else seems to be having no trouble whatsoever understanding it. 19:44:36 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, well it makes more sense after reading logs 19:45:18 Whats the point of this anyway? 19:45:23 none? 19:45:30 Or, null 19:45:35 MigoMipo: AnMaster likes interrogating people. 19:45:43 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, you just made that up 19:45:47 [citation needed] 19:45:49 Truly. 19:46:00 IAmGreenAndAlsoF, so? 19:46:05 *shrug* 19:46:41 afk 19:52:55 -!- bsmntbombdood has quit (kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 19:52:56 -!- adimit has quit (kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). 20:10:26 -!- bsmntbombdood has joined. 20:10:26 -!- adimit has joined. 20:24:31 -!- MigoMipo has left (?). 20:27:46 -!- appletizer has quit (Remote closed the connection). 20:33:38 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote closed the connection). 20:38:35 -!- kar8nga has joined. 20:51:28 -!- psygnisfive has joined. 21:32:20 http://www.kongregate.com/games/squidsquid/the-irregulargame-of-life <-- amusing 21:33:33 Found out about that one in school a few months ago 21:34:11 lol, a you have to burn the rope reference 21:52:13 -!- Zetro has quit (Nick collision from services.). 21:59:38 -!- kar8nga has left (?). 22:11:14 -!- BeholdMyGlory has quit ("hejdå ^^"). 22:21:53 "we have no doubt that Gdrive will become holy grail for privacy advocates around the world." 22:21:57 "I am high as a kite." 22:21:59 -> 22:42:29 * ski__ wonders what the "map" is supposed to show 22:44:47 hey guys 22:55:24 ski__: translation to english :P 22:59:47 i was refering to 22:59:51 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- [#esoteric] Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Check out the esoteric programmers map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang 23:00:06 ah. 23:00:08 enable javascript 23:00:19 it's a map of the world with little pins for #esoteric denizens 23:00:20 my w3m comes with no javascript 23:00:27 then tough :) 23:00:36 you're not missing much tbh 23:01:11 ok 23:12:41 -!- jix has quit ("..."). 23:21:07 -!- Corun has joined. 23:23:23 -!- FireFly has quit ("Brb irl"). 23:29:33 -!- Dewi has quit (Remote closed the connection). 23:29:42 -!- Dewi has joined. 23:31:20 -!- oerjan has quit ("Good night"). 23:32:53 -!- olsner has quit ("Leaving"). 23:45:39 -!- Corun has quit ("This computer has gone to sleep"). 23:53:57 http://www.kongregate.com/games/squidsquid/the-irregulargame-of-life <<< how utterly boring levels. ofc i doubt you could do much better, gol needs a crapload of bloat until you get to actually interesting stuff, like most automatons, they aren't very puzzly, more programmy. 23:59:32 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined.