< 1235088024 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :better < 1235088645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :POOP ovulates over POOP < 1235088934 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Later" < 1235088940 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"godnatt" < 1235089178 0 :Mony!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Quit" < 1235089262 0 :oklopol!n=nnscript@a91-153-121-248.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1235089357 0 :MizardX-!i=MizardX@92.254.128.248 JOIN :#esoteric < 1235089576 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection reset by peer < 1235089580 0 :MizardX-!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :MizardX < 1235089752 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-44-209.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235090062 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1235090115 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/LISP_machine.jpg so pretty the logo is just <33 < 1235090160 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except some idiot put a big piece of tape on it! < 1235090176 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I must hide that dong I drew on the Lisp machine!" < 1235090178 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: lol wut < 1235090246 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :knowing MIT, there probably *was* a dong there < 1235090289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even dongs cannot decrease a lisp machine's amazingosity < 1235090321 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if I covered it in dongs? < 1235090360 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_%C4%91%E1%BB%93ng < 1235090380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... it'd be rich! < 1235090388 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1235090398 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :8===========(lambda (x) (x x)) < 1235090413 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :infinite dong < 1235090418 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although really, the dong is worthless, IIT < 1235090420 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC < 1235090456 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :second lowest valued currency < 1235090508 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although not so unstable, at least before the crisis < 1235090515 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vietnam is a fascinating place < 1235090521 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i went to a Pho, and got mild food poisoning < 1235090546 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm zimbabwe dollar moved down, used to be first < 1235090557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the dong has bad inflation < 1235090613 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but nothing like the ZWD < 1235090614 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kekeke ^__^ < 1235090625 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shush oerjan, you ruined the joke < 1235090736 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1235090894 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:45:02 bah why are revision controlsystems always mutable? < 1235090894 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:45:04 :( < 1235090894 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:45:09 filesystems should never modify data! < 1235090894 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:47:53 oh well, MINE will be an immutable, garbage-collected filesystem database! :D < 1235090897 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck yeah, go for it ehird! < 1235090898 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, shit. < 1235090912 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: you're ehird < 1235090918 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know :( < 1235090948 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, sucks to be you, I guess < 1235090955 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:59:09 i'm sad < 1235090955 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:59:25 I just found two languages which are nearly Identical to my dream language < 1235090956 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how sad < 1235090984 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1235091015 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where's that < 1235091023 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :08.02.03, logs < 1235091025 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :b:4>@[n;&0n=n:+/_sqr 50{c+(-/x*x;2*/x)}/c:+,/(-1.5+2*(!w)%w),/:\:-1+2*(!w)%w:200;:;4];`mandel.pbm 6:"P4\n",(5:2#w),"\n",_ci 2_sv'-1 8#,/+(2#w)#b < 1235091040 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noise-line < 1235091059 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like j. < 1235091063 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's k < 1235091069 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mandelbrot set < 1235091082 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :beat that in j oklopol :P < 1235091084 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mandel.pbm <<< orly :P < 1235091095 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1235091096 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i doubt i will. < 1235091120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :www.kx.com/a/k/examples/bell.k <- i love the commenting style < 1235091138 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least now, 12/19 of my math exercises for tomorrow done < 1235091157 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that means i will probably get to sleep for about 0 hours. < 1235091177 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will be nice. < 1235091189 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://kx.com/a/k/examples/read.k i also love this < 1235091192 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :qrrrrrrtrrrrrsrr < 1235091195 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rrrrrrrtrrrrrsrr < 1235091198 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actual code :DD < 1235091348 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: now just be happy you don't have 20 exercises. then you would have to sleep for negative hours. < 1235091353 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF is a cost of typing? < 1235091396 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 cents a keypress. < 1235091415 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the original j interp is fucked up < 1235091415 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1,2,3+1,2,3 < 1235091415 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 < 1235091416 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 2 4 2 3 < 1235091443 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.farmingdale.edu/enewsfiles/Teresa_Flyer.pdf < 1235091668 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they could not afford the cost of printing so they had to use typing instead. which is very slow, especially for the pictures which are really ASCII art using a very tiny typewriter font. < 1235091718 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DD < 1235091730 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they save on costs for the pictures by only using tiny pygmy child laborers < 1235092502 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The sum function in LMR assembly, prototype one. < 1235092503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sum: jnil RA, end < 1235092503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : car RA, R1 < 1235092503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : cdr RA, R2 < 1235092503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : push [R2], RA < 1235092503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : call sum, 1 < 1235092505 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : add [R1], [RR], RR < 1235092507 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ret < 1235092509 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :end: push 0, RR < 1235092511 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ret < 1235092659 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :discuss. < 1235093066 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does "push [R2], RA" do? < 1235093088 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what does the 1 in "call sum, 1" mean? < 1235093098 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pushes the contents of the R2 register to the RA stack/register < 1235093101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and function argument count < 1235093247 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sum: jnil RA, end -- define label 'sum'; jump to end if RA is nil < 1235093259 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. not tail recursive? < 1235093263 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MizardX: err, should be [RA] < 1235093278 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :car RA, R1 -- copy head of RA to R1 < 1235093282 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yah < 1235093288 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not copy < 1235093289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :put < 1235093291 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cdr = pput tail, ofc < 1235093296 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :push [R2], RA < 1235093302 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :push the value in R2 to RA (Register: Arguments) < 1235093306 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :call sum with 1 argument < 1235093318 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :add the value in R1 and the value in RR (Register: Return), putting the result in RR < 1235093319 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :return < 1235093321 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :end: < 1235093323 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :push 0 to RR < 1235093324 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :return < 1235093342 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :voila, 9-instruction list summation < 1235093395 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ah. not tail recursive? < 1235093410 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. < 1235093415 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could easily make it tail recursive. < 1235093658 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sum: push 0, RR < 1235093658 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :loop: jnil RA, end car RA, R1 cdr RA, RA add [R1], [RR], RR jump loop < 1235093658 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :end: ret < 1235093668 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :F**K < 1235093673 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jump? fuck jump. < 1235093676 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a tailcall instruction. < 1235093735 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn irssi joining lines < 1235093764 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: exactly what I was writing... :P < 1235093773 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except the line breaks < 1235093803 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i _wrote_ the line breaks. they just didn't show up :( < 1235093809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no jump :P < 1235093811 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, jump exists < 1235093812 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but phoo < 1235093833 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, I used 'jmp' instead of 'jump' :) < 1235093912 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well whatever has the same effect... < 1235093955 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :should be some complement to "jnil"... maybe "jnn"? < 1235094115 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jcons? < 1235095640 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's your favorite homonym of "hair"? < 1235095855 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION isn't actually sure there are any < 1235095949 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wiktionary lists "hare" < 1235096216 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hare dryer < 1235096989 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a hary scheme if i ever saw one < 1235097010 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, hare-brained < 1235097214 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. < 1235097217 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hare scheme < 1235097228 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(lambda x) (xx) rabbit < 1235097273 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent for fibonacci < 1235097421 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it contains a lot of easter eggs < 1235097461 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan : You just won an internet < 1235097499 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did? < 1235097500 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Hare Scheme : perfect for Fibonacci | http://bespin.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1235097602 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although the programs tend to be long, as it's hard to avoid duplication < 1235097723 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but extremely fast < 1235097751 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you can only do it in punch cards, though < 1235097760 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1235097761 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because you need RABBITS < 1235097781 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure unicode solves that problem. < 1235097783 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(You know, like INTERCAL's "+.) < 1235097798 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Unicode have rabbits though? < 1235097804 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't think of a symbol like that < 1235097843 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are some chinese characters for it at least < 1235097910 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which ones though! < 1235097956 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z-variant < 1235097996 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That reminds me of the two unicode's K < 1235098005 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The one for k and the one for Kelvin < 1235098015 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They had to think hard about how to make them different < 1235098047 0 :Slereah_!n=fff@ANantes-259-1-21-210.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235098056 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? why? isn't kelvin just an ordinary capital K? < 1235098056 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[03:46:16] That reminds me of the two unicode's K < 1235098057 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[03:46:22] The one for k and the one for Kelvin < 1235098057 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[03:46:34] They had to think hard about how to make them different < 1235098057 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[03:46:57] * Disconnected < 1235098058 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ffffffff < 1235098084 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin#The_special_Unicode_kelvin_character < 1235098406 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...WHY? < 1235098442 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because those people are paid to do work, I assume < 1235098451 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So they have to find something to work about < 1235098540 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably due to the principle of embedding every previous character set... the article mentions CJK charsets having it < 1235098563 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, good night < 1235098565 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1235099198 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1235104191 0 :MizardX-!i=MizardX@92.254.128.248 JOIN :#esoteric < 1235104200 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235104219 0 :MizardX-!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :MizardX < 1235107512 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-57-164-119.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1235107590 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hare Scheme? oh dear. < 1235107681 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235107696 0 :oklopol!n=nnscript@a91-153-121-248.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1235107810 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oko < 1235108059 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morning < 1235108065 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morning :) < 1235108074 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::--) < 1235108086 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O; < 1235108313 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the guy who does lispcast sounds like a schlump. < 1235108772 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm tired. < 1235109443 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, i think i'm gonna zombie it up to the unis now < 1235109484 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe take a little nap when i get there < 1235109488 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, 6 hours < 1235109513 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~~> < 1235109601 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION got to satisfy a 5 year old l'esprit d'escalier today < 1235110385 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G'night all < 1235110414 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235114345 0 :MizardX-!i=MizardX@92.254.128.248 JOIN :#esoteric < 1235114457 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235114463 0 :MizardX-!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :MizardX < 1235116799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1235116800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1235118162 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-41-140.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235119095 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1235121912 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1235122151 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Client Excited" < 1235123799 0 :Mony!n=Harmony@AToulouse-258-1-20-225.w90-11.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235126516 0 :Mony!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Quit" < 1235130312 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-193-40-216.zone7.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1235130978 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1235130990 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-085-216-041-121.hsi.kabelbw.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1235131468 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-85-127.w81-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235132342 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1235132957 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-88-31.w81-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235133868 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1235135680 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1235137027 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-034-252.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1235138456 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-3-235.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1235138502 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1235138867 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* Sgeo got to satisfy a 5 year old l'esprit d'escalier today < 1235138874 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Darn, he's left < 1235138888 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :before knowing what that meant, that sounded pretty perverted. < 1235138961 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was going to comment how that doesn't apply as much on irc, but then i noticed Sgeo had left < 1235138996 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1235139019 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then i realized that actually made it perfect... < 1235139028 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it was not a pun originally? < 1235139042 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well not a pun < 1235139056 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think we use "pun" too broadly. < 1235139066 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1235139099 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well the realization happened somewhere between brain and keyboard, so yes and no < 1235139138 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yeah it sounded pretty perverted to me too < 1235139264 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235139275 0 :oklopol!n=nnscript@a91-153-121-248.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1235140976 0 :Mony!n=Harmony@AToulouse-258-1-20-225.w90-11.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235141693 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-88-31.w81-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235141983 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1235141983 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sebbu < 1235143954 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1235144028 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh valgrind just told me to report a bug < 1235144075 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=arvid@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1235144458 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The memory debugger? < 1235144553 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird|away < 1235144560 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* Sgeo got to satisfy a 5 year old l'esprit d'escalier today < 1235144566 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sexual indeed. < 1235144570 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird < 1235144575 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck this client and its away hadling < 1235144633 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier argh < 1235144635 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I get that all the time < 1235144638 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my brain is too slow < 1235144645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :must... work on... cybernetic... implants... < 1235144685 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, then in the future, we can all be several microseconds late instead... < 1235144695 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah. < 1235144699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :time travel. < 1235144748 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :same problem, really: time would just grind to a halt as everyone reverses it constantly... < 1235144767 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'd be concurrent time travel < 1235144770 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :possibly this has already happened, of course. < 1235144781 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1235144784 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :time used to be a lot faster < 1235144786 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::^) < 1235145074 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first few billion years... < 1235146123 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah they just took six days *duck* < 1235146843 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MizardX, yes < 1235146885 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :memcheck: the 'impossible' happened: < 1235146886 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : unhandled syscall < 1235146895 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[long backtrace] < 1235146907 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note: see also the FAQ.txt in the source distribution. < 1235146907 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It contains workarounds to several common problems. < 1235146907 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If that doesn't help, please report this bug to: www.valgrind.org < 1235146907 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the bug report, send all the above text, the valgrind < 1235146907 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :version, and what Linux distro you are using. Thanks. < 1235147309 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1235147596 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Valid C: < 1235147597 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Main pr "%i",2+2); nl end NB Prints 4 < 1235147718 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, is that the whole file? < 1235147739 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, not entirely. But the only other thing is an #include. < 1235147739 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, can't be... < 1235147741 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1235147751 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, what header does it include? < 1235147767 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one with strange defines I guess < 1235147778 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The full program: < 1235147779 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#include"omg.h" < 1235147779 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Main pr "%i",2+2); nl end NB Prints 4 < 1235147784 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The header: < 1235147785 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#include < 1235147785 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define NB // < 1235147785 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define equ { < 1235147785 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define end return 0;} < 1235147787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define Main int main(void){ < 1235147787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define pr printf( < 1235147789 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define nl putchar('\n'); < 1235147791 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Yes, I know equ isn't used in it) < 1235147792 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh indeed... :D < 1235147794 0 :MigoMipo!i=c1b7fd21@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-768d2b8b97a8143e JOIN :#esoteric < 1235147881 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, while certainly confusing if you didn't see the header, it wouldn't win IOCCC ;P < 1235147892 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you write that C code btw? < 1235147905 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. I was trying to get c to look like K and similar langs < 1235147916 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :didn't do too well, oh well < 1235148252 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mhm < 1235148279 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, you could write some array operations in preprocessor maybe? < 1235148285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unlikely < 1235148324 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh? Well I guess so using standard C, but GCC has some rather useful extensions to the preprocessor that maybe would be useful to (ab)use < 1235148380 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"statement expressions" was one of them (not a preprocessor feature, but makes complex macros a lot easier to write) < 1235148412 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and no, that wouldn't be portable :) < 1235148420 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :portability is for squares < 1235148451 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a case like this, you do have a point < 1235148581 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, possibly (though I'm not sure, and haven't tested) you could avoid () by something like this: < 1235148604 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define mymacro(arg) /* stuff here */ < 1235148610 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define foo ( < 1235148614 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define bar ) < 1235148619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cheating < 1235148629 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need to eliminate delimiters < 1235148630 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Main mymacro foo 12 bar < 1235148639 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, hm ok, you can include some in the macros < 1235148646 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like: < 1235148654 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define ___mymacro(arg) /* stuff here */ < 1235148664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1235148664 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define mymacro ___mymacro( < 1235148677 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you need to include the matching ) somewhere < 1235148737 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see: pr < 1235148741 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did that < 1235148807 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes indeed < 1235148813 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you didn't do anything for ); < 1235148838 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1235148848 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the unbalanced paren looked K-y < 1235148849 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1235148853 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1235148863 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't know K well enough < 1235148888 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(read: I don't know it at all, apart from seeing some K code once or twice) < 1235148907 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1235148938 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, if you really want to do this I would suggest going for m4 or such instead of cpp < 1235148950 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's cheating < 1235148954 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In what order is #defines evaluated? If I have two defines that refer to eachother, which will be the result? < 1235148955 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1235148971 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MizardX: cpp will whinge at you < 1235148973 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MizardX, aren't they evaluated when expanded < 1235148976 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UB < 1235148983 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes probably UB < 1235149002 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gcc's cpp just leaves the bare name in after it detects a recursion < 1235149003 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC < 1235149034 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1235149110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:16:25 you could always try filling the computer with liquid nitrogen < 1235149110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:16:35 ISTR that method was used to set an overclocking record at one time < 1235149113 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm is GNU cpp implemented as a single pass reading input and writing to output as it goes, (+ storing defines in some list or such) or does it do something more complex? < 1235149115 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :should team up with a cryonics company < 1235149122 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vitrified cpu < 1235149149 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: read the source :P I think so though < 1235149152 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"vitrified"? < 1235149156 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitrification < 1235149168 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah thanks < 1235149170 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's what's used in cryopreservation, as opposed to freezing < 1235149364 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:50:42 because monads cause things to happen in order < 1235149366 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :highly incorrect. < 1235149481 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, about freezing CPUs: yes it has been used for speed records, but doing that leads to a shorter lifetime for the CPU since it is put under quite large mechanical stress. Also too low temperature will lead to worse performance. < 1235149498 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know this... < 1235149499 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:17:28 the computer still managed to overheat eventually even though the outside was frozen. They only just had enough time to take a photo of the screen showing the fast clock speed before the computer turned itself off for heat reasons < 1235149504 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not an idiot < 1235149681 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't claim you were one < 1235149712 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :explaining trivial things generally has that implication < 1235150560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omgad < 1235150560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ehird:~/Saved/2009-02/kdb] % QHOME=. rlwrap ./m32/q < 1235150560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :KDB+ 2.5 2009.02.13 Copyright (C) 1993-2009 Kx Systems < 1235150561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :m32/ 2()core 2560MB ehird bournemouth 255.255.255.255 PLAY 2009.05.14 < 1235150561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :q)Y:{{x[{x[x]y}[y]]z}[x][{x[{x[x]y}[y]]z}[x]]y} < 1235150561 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :q)Y Y < 1235150562 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{{x[{x[x]y}[y]]z}[x][{x[{x[x]y}[y]]z}[x]]y}[{{x[{x[x]y}[y]]z}[x][{x[{x[x]y}[y.. < 1235150564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D :D < 1235150787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :q))2147483646 < 1235150787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2147483646 < 1235150788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :q))2147483647 < 1235150788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0W < 1235150788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :q))2147483648 < 1235150788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'2147483648 < 1235150799 0 :M0ny!n=Harmony@AToulouse-258-1-20-225.w90-11.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1235150823 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1235151735 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my virtual memory size of 49.85GB. < 1235151738 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is rathter large. < 1235151764 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not the size that matters. < 1235151920 0 :Mony!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1235152079 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it went over a tb < 1235152080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x_x < 1235152089 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-3-235.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1235152161 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOLY FUCK < 1235152166 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I JUST MMAPED 10 FUCKING TERABYTES < 1235152167 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-| < 1235152281 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your very own memory bubble < 1235152296 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait < 1235152299 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mmaped 5242880 tb < 1235152303 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol wat < 1235152308 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1235152310 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :those allocations failed < 1235152316 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too bad it wasn't a year or two ago, or you could surely have sold it to the banks < 1235152335 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok I actually mmaped 320 TB < 1235152356 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait < 1235152362 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :80 TB < 1235152404 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you should take out insurance on that memory. ask someone else to allocate the same amount, and make a contract to cover each other. < 1235152482 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1235152507 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"..." < 1235152609 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Business" < 1235152748 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-034-252.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1235153250 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :out of interest, who is 92.48.122.144 and why did this person take the ACRONYM entry out of the hello world programmes page? < 1235153271 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an idiot, probably < 1235153272 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a troll < 1235153275 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :feel free to revert them < 1235153303 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hiato: they replaced it with PnkHiD < 1235153304 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I will < 1235153306 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so merely a simple vandal < 1235153308 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a weird spambot < 1235153317 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its because it was the first one < 1235153338 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :roger < 1235153465 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@a-160.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1235153524 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure how to revert, so I edited =/ < 1235153558 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if the equates to the same thing < 1235153626 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :history -> edit before the offender -> edit -> save < 1235153671 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except for the log message, I don't think there is any difference. < 1235153825 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hrmm, ok, thanks (for future notice) and good to know, MizardX < 1235154009 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://golf.shinh.org/reveal.rb?uudecode/pooq/1202119366&ijs < 1235154011 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uudecode in j < 1235154016 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1235154186 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-23.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1235155103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[18:37:40] Grr, I wish there was an Emacs extention for stripping away the silly commands < 1235155120 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it is!! < 1235155123 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's called VIM < 1235155126 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*there is < 1235155130 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha, I just said < 1235155130 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[18:38:35] cmihai: careful, someone will say 'vim' < 1235155457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:19:16 how's this for a quine and palindromic quine: < 1235155457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:19:44 puts"aa";File.open("test.rb"){|x|x.puts"aa"} < 1235155686 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:52:06 i'm trying to decide on the order in which i ban you all. < 1235155686 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:52:13 and the kick messages < 1235157125 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1235157154 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION downloads tic-tac-toe playing BMP < 1235157256 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHere was that located again? < 1235157261 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://filebin.ca/tesmth/OANDX.BMP < 1235157264 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kudos to ais523 < 1235157274 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, some virus deleted my svchost.exe, so I found another copy on here and am using that < 1235157285 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The computer feels faster, but I think Daemon Tools doesn't like it < 1235157291 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ty < 1235157346 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is so amaaaazing < 1235157482 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It.. doesn't take wins < 1235157556 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still cool < 1235157620 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: sure it does < 1235157622 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made it win < 1235157652 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: (0,0), (0,2), (2,2) < 1235157653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes it win < 1235157660 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION makes AND gate < 1235157727 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I meant is that it doesn't always make a winning move when it becomes available < 1235157733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is true < 1235157872 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa < 1235157874 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my friend won < 1235157879 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: http://filebin.ca/dkuvr/THISISNTCHEATING.bmp < 1235157950 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/NT// < 1235157971 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: how is it cheating < 1235157990 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. yep. < 1235157992 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he cheated. < 1235158011 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :First, I can't replicate it. Even if I didn't try replicating it, there should be 4 X's somewhere there < 1235158022 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah he wiped out the computer's move < 1235158410 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice BMP < 1235159329 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1235160883 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:43:57 I knew I'd seen ehird somewhere before < 1235160885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Asztal: wut < 1235160928 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :07:34:08 ehird: have you visited hoodwink'd before? this explains why I recognised your name. < 1235160928 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1235160992 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoodwink'd? < 1235161003 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hoodwink.d/ < 1235161055 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY does it require changing the hosts file? < 1235161086 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you have to ask that, you won't get it. Don't bothe. < 1235161087 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :r < 1235161089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's broken anyway. < 1235161121 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Excess Flood < 1235161142 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=arvid@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1235161344 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact, it now displays viagra advertisments. < 1235162715 0 :Sgeo_!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1235163241 0 :Sgeo_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235163413 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird|away < 1235163780 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1235163982 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird < 1235164266 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1235164380 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1235164422 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : not sure how to revert, so I edited =/ < 1235164438 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is obviously l'esprit d'escalier day < 1235164461 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You saw what I said a while ago? < 1235164474 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and commented on it < 1235164481 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then, ehird did the same < 1235164499 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although my point is that now i want to comment on Hiato too, and he is gone < 1235164554 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, a simpler way to remove spam, assuming you are reading through recent changes: click the diff link, then the undo link in the diff, then save < 1235164561 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION reads logs < 1235164565 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that also gives a nice summary message < 1235164581 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*diff link for the spam < 1235164606 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can do that through history too, iirc < 1235164646 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh and oklopol commented too < 1235164786 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 11:52:06 i'm trying to decide on the order in which i ban you all. < 1235164821 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suggest ordered by first letter of real name, according to the english alphabet ordering < 1235164834 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION cackles evilly < 1235164868 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And if ones real name is unknown? < 1235164888 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess we'll have to go by nick then < 1235164891 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1235164940 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes into a backwards travelling time machine, then swats FireFly -----### < 1235165051 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...creating a time paradox, since the same is writing this message now, after the above event has taken place?' < 1235165758 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i never said you were travelling backwards < 1235165899 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION renames some dangerous stuff by putting ".evil" at the end < 1235165903 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that a good idea? < 1235165931 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoodwink.d was fun while it lasted :( < 1235165943 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, don't put it on the web where google can find it < 1235165944 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's too dead for me to get to now? < 1235165971 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or else some evil overlord might find it and use it < 1235166036 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is hoodwink.d apart from on a nonexistent tld? < 1235166091 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Google it < 1235166382 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does hoodwink.d even work anymore? < 1235166461 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no :( < 1235166477 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the source code's still available, I guess < 1235166501 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a system for commenting on other people's websites secretly < 1235166845 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Secretly as in, not many people knew about it? < 1235166864 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1235166865 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how come < 1235166874 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when you sleep for 73 hours < 1235166878 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when you wake up < 1235166890 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :things happen < 1235166895 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even though they didn't while you slept < 1235166916 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you think? < 1235167012 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier argh <<< i often have this in reverse, after a conversation i'm like "wow how did i come up with something that clever". < 1235167271 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be Reilacseled Tirpsel, which is Frisian for "relaxed flow of wit" < 1235167376 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that. < 1235167443 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a lot of brain gears, which i cannot control voluntarily (yet) < 1235167512 0 :k2!n=kar8nga@a-27.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1235167567 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1235167569 0 :k2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :kar8nga < 1235167624 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :beware of brain gears, even when bearing grains < 1235167721 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: are you using a beginner's edition of the pun handbook, or what happened there? < 1235167769 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a relaxed pun flow. < 1235167788 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, that was better :) < 1235167789 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :those are made from punicles, so don't have to make sense < 1235170934 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird|away < 1235171002 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[23:01:49] [21:38:51] hoodwink.d was fun while it lasted :( < 1235171004 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should be revived < 1235171008 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid why and his stupid doing other things. < 1235171015 0 :ehird|away!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ehird < 1235171019 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid fucking client < 1235171593 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi, Sgeo. < 1235171612 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why are you spontaneously saying "Hi"? j/k < 1235171620 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1235171639 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm guessing you're not going to buy it? < 1235171762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm? < 1235172213 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I looked the client up, and apparently a 15-day trial is offered < 1235172464 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, right. < 1235172469 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I has a pirate key. < 1235172476 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's nice apart from the away behaviour < 1235172488 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fixed < 1235172684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grah < 1235172686 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats FireFly < 1235172691 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1235172719 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw < 1235172723 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :poor unloved FireFly < 1235172757 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1235172782 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-120-245.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1235172971 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :09:46:57 * ais523 is annoyed that the following Anarchy Golf quine-by-cheating was rejected: ps -Cps -oargs= < 1235172972 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :09:47:04 it segfaults < 1235172977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ehird:~] % ps -Cps -oargs= < 1235172977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps: Invalid process id: s < 1235172977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1235173032 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3471 <- amazing. < 1235173401 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grah, readline is such a scourge < 1235173410 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to make them relicense it to lgpl at gunpoint < 1235173628 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anarchy Golf ? < 1235173669 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't the FSF people think of readline as a success, for actually causing some projects to switch to GPL for its sake? < 1235173960 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does one take up 12 characters to print 42? < 1235174032 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: < 1235174037 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1) What about it? < 1235174046 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, why would anyone try that? < 1235174051 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try what < 1235174056 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2) Yes — fuck the FSF. < 1235174058 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 3) Huh? < 1235174074 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://golf.shinh.org/p.rb?ultimate+problem < 1235174079 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look at the Python chart < 1235174082 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's write a readline clone from scratch and release it under lgpl < 1235174093 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: see - editline < 1235174095 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...in haskell! < 1235174111 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: either 1) be an idiot, 2) be silly < 1235174228 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't get "Evil C Compiler".. is it supposed to be that it detects one of the programs supplied as input as being something and gives hardcoded output? < 1235174237 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it depends. < 1235174241 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some are legit compilers, some are not < 1235174248 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1235174248 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(where legit = regexs the C to make it valid $LANG, then eval) < 1235174259 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1235174281 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :legit ones = my Ruby sub < 1235174285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the long postscript one < 1235174366 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1235174368 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can you tell which are legit? None of the submissions are available, unless I'm missing something? < 1235174384 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Protip: Making a legit version takes a lot of code. The byte sizes are available. < 1235174388 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I just listed all the legit ones. < 1235174395 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The postscript guy wrote about it on his japanese blog