< 1250035653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. < 1250035653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen [do]: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. < 1250035663 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Been nice knowing you, church-going christians < 1250035669 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or hey anyone who uses the lord's prayer < 1250035673 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See you guys in hell < 1250035701 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250035702 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Have I actually prayed in public? < 1250035719 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It always struck me as kinda dumb to do so. < 1250035719 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1250035733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you ever prayed in a church? < 1250035761 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Aforementioned church was almost completely empty. < 1250035764 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(preacher's kid) < 1250035772 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1250035782 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ever used the Lord's Prayer more than once? :P < 1250035798 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... Don't think I've ever actually used it. < 1250035814 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, keep it up :P < 1250035819 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I certainly don't have it memorised. < 1250035830 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can't you < 1250035834 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Our father, who art in heaven < 1250035836 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hallowed by thy name < 1250035841 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :give us this day our daily bread < 1250035843 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something about forgiveness < 1250035846 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something about tresspassing < 1250035847 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, actually, I do have it memorised. < 1250035848 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By accident. < 1250035850 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for you are the something something < 1250035851 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forgive us our trespasses < 1250035853 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forever amen < 1250035859 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as we forgive those who trespass against us < 1250035863 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lead us not into temptation < 1250035864 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't said that since before middle school < 1250035872 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or even read it more than once or twice beyond that < 1250035872 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and deliver us from evil < 1250035874 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so pretty good imo < 1250035900 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: It's also amusing to read this: "Judge not, lest ye be judged". < 1250035906 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :amen~~~ < 1250035931 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that is very, very hard to do, BTW) < 1250035934 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: must be fun reconciling that with the bible < 1250035957 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: ... You mean people pay attention to more than the Gospels? < 1250035957 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250035974 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, where did God say that you should only look at the Gospels? < 1250036010 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i may remember it in finnish, but i don't think i've ever actually understood a word of it < 1250036032 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nowhere. He said it replaced the old testament, and everything that comes after the Gospels is basically irrelevant. :P < 1250036054 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :translation of the lord's prayer to modern, streetwise English!: < 1250036062 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dad, in Heaven, < 1250036066 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your name is pretty awesome. < 1250036071 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250036075 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your ghetto will rock. < 1250036081 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People will do shit you ask them to. < 1250036089 0 :oklopol!n=oklopol@a91-153-125-186.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1250036091 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the universe as well as that strange metaphysical dimension shit, man. < 1250036093 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean i've probably understood it as i've said it, iirc we used to do that a lot in school, i just mean the way i remember it is 100% rote < 1250036095 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We like food. < 1250036103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We like doing bad shit! < 1250036109 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But we're okay with other people doing bad shit. < 1250036123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't make me buy the new iPhone < 1250036132 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And stop me doing bad shit. < 1250036135 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Amen! < 1250036184 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the iphone part originally < 1250036203 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it literally says that < 1250036203 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1250036205 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid < 1250036206 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1250036213 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250036229 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt it < 1250036229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEAR BILLY GRAHAM: We pray the Lord’s Prayer in our church every week, but do you think the time will ever come when God’s will actually is going to be done on earth as it is in heaven (as the prayer says)? The world is so full of evil that I honestly wonder how it could ever happen. — Mrs. D.C. < 1250036230 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.kansascity.com/238/story/1374439.html < 1250036245 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i try to find anagrams for all 7 letters long words in ~35MB wordlist < 1250036255 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the script in ruby is riddiculously slow < 1250036707 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: that really opened my eyes < 1250036723 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: to magic? < 1250036938 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the coolest magic of all < 1250037020 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always get a weird feeling when i see someone start talking about the teachings of the bible, it's like that first moment in a movie when you see something that can't happen in real life, you kinda switch into fiction mode < 1250037052 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250037072 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: ruby is ridiculously slow in general < 1250037079 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: beep beep FUD < 1250037080 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did exactly that in Perl a few months ago, it took a few minutes < 1250037080 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YARV isn't. < 1250037085 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If he's using Ruby 1.9, it's not slow. < 1250037085 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually fairly similar to the feeling of the fourth wall being broken < 1250037089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything below, yeah, dog slow. < 1250037095 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although that's kinda the other way around < 1250037243 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Later" < 1250037560 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250037751 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: It's still slow. And dynamic to boot. < 1250037753 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250037761 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YARV is like python-speed. < 1250037765 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. slow < 1250037769 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not dog slow < 1250037802 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vomits:its mist moist most omit omits sit sot vim vims vomit < 1250037821 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sheesh, < 1250037821 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :int puts(const char * /*@ observer @*/) < 1250037825 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/*@ modifies fileSystem, internalState @*/; < 1250037827 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't work < 1250037830 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :guess it needs to be on the same line < 1250037842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not < 1250037848 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it asking for a name? xD < 1250037932 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello.c:5:5: Modifies list for main uses global file system state, not included < 1250037932 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : in globals list. < 1250037939 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I did! < 1250037956 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : A global variable is used in the modifies clause, but it is not listed in the < 1250037956 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : globals list. The variable will be added to the globals list. (Use < 1250037956 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : -warnmissingglobs to inhibit warning) < 1250037958 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :watttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt < 1250037999 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION read that as involving global warming somehow
< 1250038007 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1250038050 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, terawattttttttttttttttttttttttttt < 1250038075 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastie.org/580711.txt?key=hshhnvulajwdtdccu5ddhq < 1250038082 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I now hate splint. < 1250038092 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The error is that I missed a star.) < 1250038115 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: So, needs more type inference? < 1250038123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shut up man < 1250038175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[22:34] ais523: in this case, it would be (const char * /*@ observer @*/) < 1250038175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...or observer BEFORE that declaration < 1250038175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1250038215 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are those /*@ ... @*/ things? < 1250038307 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Splint declarations < 1250038313 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aka "holy fucking pedantic declarations" < 1250038332 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically once I'm done writing this hello world, if it doesn't work the world's collapsing < 1250038444 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`define HFPD < 1250038445 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1250038456 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`define define < 1250038458 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* specify: determine the essential quality of \ * give a definition for the meaning of a word; "Define `sadness'" \ * determine the nature of; "What defines a good wine?" < 1250038523 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1250038578 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :once i thought that such tool as splint might be nice, but then i ran away and never bothered to check how it actually works < 1250038707 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i _am_ using it in super-pedantic mode < 1250038715 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :passing 25 flags < 1250038719 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, 24 < 1250038721 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some with arguments < 1250038727 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :including +strict < 1250038730 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which turns on a fuckload of others < 1250038769 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wonder if someone uses it that way < 1250038784 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1250038784 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps even in NASA they piss on that < 1250038808 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello.c:3:5: Name puts is reserved for the standard library < 1250038809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*groan* < 1250038816 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D < 1250038851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so now i have to declare properties about puts... < 1250038852 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :without using it :D < 1250039024 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you use gets, does it delete all your source files and tell you to quit? < 1250039062 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1250039137 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnMaster: there? < 1250039223 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whaaaat eeeeeeeels is theeeeeere!? < 1250039292 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The -f flag loads options from filename. —splint) < 1250039414 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: i have a hovercraft full! < 1250039449 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh :D < 1250039501 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ehird:~/Code/scraps/2009-08/splint-hello-world] % ./run-splint < 1250039501 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Splint 3.1.2 --- 11 Aug 2009 < 1250039501 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finished checking --- no warnings < 1250039502 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ehird:~/Code/scraps/2009-08/splint-hello-world] % make < 1250039502 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cc -std=c89 -Wall -Wextra -pedantic -c -o hello.o hello.c < 1250039503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cc hello.o -o hello < 1250039505 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ehird:~/Code/scraps/2009-08/splint-hello-world] % ./hello < 1250039505 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@96.57.200.42 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250039507 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world! < 1250039509 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUCK YEAH < 1250039539 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Congrats. < 1250039547 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I didn't even have to declare anything on puts < 1250039551 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It inferred everything for me < 1250039560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I just wrote my puts-return-value-checking hello world, then added: < 1250039560 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you can be sure it's not doing anything you don't want it to. < 1250039563 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1250039567 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/*@globals fileSystem@*/ < 1250039567 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/*@modifies fileSystem@*/ < 1250039572 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :above { < 1250039579 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now, to accept user input < 1250039584 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) < 1250039588 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pastebin? < 1250039597 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is this splint still? < 1250039602 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1250039604 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeþ. < 1250039605 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1250039612 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got my obsessive-compulsive splint to let hello world through < 1250039619 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He just got "Hello, world" working. < 1250039623 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastie.org/580730.txt?key=yyfbz2lopd5zbrenhux4ja < 1250039625 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, s/int argc/void/ < 1250039631 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid half-written code :D < 1250039642 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The stunningly non-trivial Hello, world! < 1250039695 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Hmm. When you write it like *that*, it doesn't seem that bad. < 1250039717 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, it's actually quite simple ... for now. < 1250039721 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait until I add a data structure. < 1250039728 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, nobody uses splint like this :P < 1250039731 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just makes it so that you have to check *all* the error conditions. < 1250039744 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And there's far, far too many of them in the C library. < 1250039814 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(how many people knew that puts could error out?) < 1250039830 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Well, < 1250039832 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(void) puts("foo"); < 1250039836 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :voila, splint's off your back < 1250039918 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION writes array.h, array.c
< 1250039926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Can't go checking things ourselves now, can we?) < 1250039935 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who needs performance anyway < 1250039944 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the performance coders are using Haskell. < 1250039956 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ time ruby words.rb > anagrams.txt < 1250039956 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :real 29m47.955s < 1250039961 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ouch < 1250040426 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gnight < 1250040434 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1250040821 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, farking brilliant. < 1250040834 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man carries gun to a town hall meeting where Obama is scheduled to appear. < 1250040845 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :While carrying a sign that says "It's time to water the tree of liberty." < 1250040997 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and it was happening at a school. (you can't carry a gun within 1,000 feet of a school) < 1250041070 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1250041075 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: x_x < 1250041112 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the Republicans appear more crazy by the day. < 1250041138 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And they've appeared pretty damned crazy for a while now. < 1250041266 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.fujinonbinos.com/ ← View source and grep >= 0 - < 1250042851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahahahahahaa < 1250042856 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION makes it unsigned
< 1250042870 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1250042886 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even unsigned it wants me to check it's greater to or equal than a minus number < 1250042900 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also (argumentCount < 1) is comparing incompatible types < 1250042957 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no < 1250042961 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!NULL doesn't satisfy it < 1250042967 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could still be out of bounds < 1250042978 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1250042981 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's complaining about another line < 1250042985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :durr < 1250042991 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it never complained about one of my lines < 1250043026 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :int main(const unsigned int argumentCount, const char *const argumentValues[]) < 1250043026 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250043106 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1250043339 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fffffff < 1250043341 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in if (argumentCount < (unsigned int)1) < 1250043345 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it accepts argumentValues[0] < 1250043347 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in the else clause < 1250043348 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't < 1250043388 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gwwwuhh? < 1250043434 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm okay splint is on crack, it's satisfied that !(argumentCount < (unsigned int)1) but wants proof that (argumentCount >= 1) < 1250043436 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250043439 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250043454 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If this were C++, it'd have a point. < 1250043457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1250043471 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Operator overloading's a bitch. ;) < 1250043477 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250043489 0 :nooga!n=nooga@89.108.217.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250043834 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My brain is melting. < 1250043849 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPLINT < 1250043853 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As it should be. < 1250043853 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THE LAWS OF ARITHMETIC < 1250043855 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT IN THIS HOUSE < 1250043859 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WE OBEY THEM < 1250043873 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOW WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM < 1250043894 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I think it's going on the principle "If we can do something in one branch, we probably can't do it in another". :D < 1250043932 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh brother < 1250043939 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it errors out on the other if I comment out the latter < 1250044132 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250044164 0 :nooga!n=nooga@89.108.217.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250044950 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250044981 0 :nooga!n=nooga@89.108.217.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250045801 0 :rodgort`!n=rodgort@ludios.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250045825 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250045860 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1250045860 0 :rodgort!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :wolfe.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1250045876 0 :nooga!n=nooga@89.108.217.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250045963 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION msgs someone about Circe repos
< 1250046032 0 :fizzie!i=fis@iris.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1250046034 0 :fizzie`!i=fis@iris.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1250046034 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250046152 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: nobody cares about that shitty 100-line client. < 1250046169 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has more than 100 lines! < 1250046270 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1250046521 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250046572 0 :nooga!n=nooga@89.108.217.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250048429 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1250050156 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1250053450 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250053590 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone should make an esolang where the file has to start with .LOG < 1250054951 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would it be possible to stream video in a way that bitrate can gracefully degrade on a low bandwidth connection? < 1250056668 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but it's not all that good. < 1250056672 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See Real Video. < 1250057202 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you ought to be able to do it with n log n precomputation < 1250059835 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1250060787 0 :Xenophobe!n=XX@60-241-136-181.static.tpgi.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1250060794 0 :Xenophobe!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1250063614 0 :Xenophobe!n=XX@60-241-136-181.static.tpgi.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1250063875 0 :Xenophobe!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1250063999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1250064000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1250065654 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1250066181 0 :olsner!n=salparot@h-60-96.A163.priv.bahnhof.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1250066955 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Someone should make an esolang where the file has to start with .LOG <-- eh why? < 1250066993 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows Notepad, when it opens a file that starts with .LOG, automatically adds a datetime stamp < 1250067211 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1250067278 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://support.microsoft.com/kb/260563 < 1250067326 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.ehow.com/how_4887314_turn-xp-notepad-log-book.html < 1250067471 0 :M0ny!n=Harmony@AToulouse-258-1-8-203.w90-55.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1250067605 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyways, sleep now < 1250067608 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G'night all < 1250067633 0 :M0ny!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1250067647 0 :M0ny!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'night Sgeo < 1250068617 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1250069157 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-12-1.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250069736 0 :CESSMASTER!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1250074253 0 :evenant!n=myndzi@70-58-88-38.tukw.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250074346 0 :nescience!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250075484 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250076153 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION thinks xkcd has a math error today
< 1250076225 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that may of course be a result of hallucination < 1250076510 0 :fizzie`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, "top prime's divisors'"... < 1250076534 0 :fizzie`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's some artistic license to fit in the haikuistic form. < 1250076559 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem is, that is just a weird way of saying the top prime < 1250076595 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have to take the product of _all_ the primes < 1250076639 0 :fizzie`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do I have some sort of stain in my name? < 1250076641 0 :fizzie`!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :fizzie < 1250076693 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's been noticed by many in the comment thread, but I guess those won't get any official justifications. < 1250077440 0 :oklopol!n=oklopol@a91-153-125-186.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1250078772 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1250079109 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-181-73.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1250079523 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net" < 1250081208 0 :M0ny!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1250083542 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/281/ <-- Is more true than I've previously thought < 1250083576 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly : Tell me about it < 1250083583 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm waiting for 4 different packages. < 1250083592 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, only two here < 1250083603 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And they're all overseas < 1250083610 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :One is supposed to arrive today < 1250083614 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I was bored, so I wrote a lil' module for my IRC bot, so it tells me when their location updates < 1250083634 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Both of mine are from the states, so they're overseas too < 1250083754 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm waiting for my wandering-around Finland-local package; it was "sorted" the day before yesterday, delivered to a wrong place yesterday, resent and "sorted" again yesterday-evening, and now there's no new entries in the tracking system. < 1250083766 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe they've decided to ship it to Africa now. < 1250083775 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, do we complain about the postal system? < 1250083782 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I have a totally good one. < 1250083799 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See, thanks to the online tracking of packages, I knew that mine was coming yesterday < 1250083821 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I woke up early, because it's a big one and it won't fit in the mailbox and I don't want to go to the post office to get it < 1250083826 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I wait and I wait < 1250083839 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And at 4PM, I'm thinking 'It's not gonna arrive now.' < 1250083853 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I go to my mailbox, and in there is a message from the mailman. < 1250083862 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Your package is too big, come take it here" < 1250083868 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o < 1250083868 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I KNOW IT'S TOO BIG < 1250083875 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY DIDN'T YOU RING < 1250083878 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WAS THERE < 1250083879 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did he know you are gay < 1250083885 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you live in a pink house or something < 1250083894 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I try to go to said postal center < 1250083900 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I go to the wrong street < 1250083907 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Turns out it's actually IN THE NEXT TOWN < 1250083920 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I try to go there, but even before I reach it, it's closing time. < 1250083927 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1250083933 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So now, he's supposed to come back today < 1250083939 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And HE'D BETTER RING < 1250083949 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: if you were a mailman, would you ring a doorbell at 4am? < 1250083969 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You need to set up a trap. Maybe one of those rope-with-a-loop type of things. < 1250083980 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol : He passed at 3PM < 1250083984 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or a carrot in a box. < 1250083985 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1250083991 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Iwas there < 1250083993 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awake < 1250083993 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pm, right. < 1250083996 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Waiting for him < 1250084039 0 :CESSMASTER!n=CESSMAST@unaffiliated/joelywoely JOIN :#esoteric < 1250084063 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think the local post service tries to ring either. In fact, I'm not sure they even take larger-than-average packages with them, they just bring the note. < 1250084099 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if that's the case < 1250084106 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is he coming back today to try again? < 1250084165 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, if he's not going to ring, I'd rather go take it to the post office < 1250084166 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's different, of course. That sounds more like what the UPS-style delivery companies do. And I'm sure the postal system does have a direct-to-home delivery service, it's just that the default cheapest thing isn't it. < 1250084172 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also most of the time, they do ring < 1250084191 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you got a terminally shy deliveryperson. < 1250084220 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm such a nice guy :3 < 1250084230 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's intimidated by the size of your package. < 1250084235 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or she's. < 1250084240 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 < 1250084397 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156265/Radioactive-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html < 1250084550 0 :ehird!n=ehird@91.105.86.99 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250084868 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :party ehird!" < 1250084870 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*! < 1250084875 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah party fuck yeah < 1250084946 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Partyhird" should have a meaning. < 1250085029 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Party Hird < 1250085033 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As a name < 1250085047 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucked up kids names are fun < 1250085114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"and this is Party Qwerty One Plus E To The Power Of I Times Pi Equals Zero Hird; One Plus E To The Power Of I Times Pi for short." < 1250085238 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of xkcd, I will, one day, make http://xkcd.com/413/ a reality < 1250085243 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, apart from the soul bit < 1250086256 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.104.75 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250086292 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FO < 1250086416 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A BCD number is not the same as a straight binary number. < 1250086523 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no... nos hit < 1250086524 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1250086526 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no shit < 1250086615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:39:57 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156265/Radioactive-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html < 1250086616 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION scratches head at that URL
< 1250086619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION clicks, but... carefully
< 1250086622 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact it's such a useless comment i'm wondering if it's a gay joke < 1250086630 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although those are pretty rare in our lecture materials < 1250086635 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: xD < 1250086676 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: i saw someone say "duh, it's easy! " to a guy who said he never really "got" BCD < 1250086746 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this guy a baker or a cleaner < 1250086811 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol, not everyone who doesn't find exactly the same things easy as you is stupid :P < 1250086869 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you only think that because you don't know what quotient rings are! < 1250086915 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in case that wasn't a very clear joke, yes, that is true, and i'm aware of that to some degree. < 1250086972 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quotient rings are like... when you have a wizard < 1250086980 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a corridor (this corridor is the wizard) < 1250086987 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and he moves along (entering the universe) < 1250086992 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then the corridor stops existing, yet it must < 1250086994 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it appears again < 1250086996 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the wizard < 1250086997 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he < 1250087000 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he is trapped forever < 1250087007 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he can't get out of the corridor. it's him. < 1250087009 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got into an argument because of BCD, since the lecturer of our "basics of digital systems" or whatever course insisted that absolutely all floating-point numbers everywhere use a powers-of-two representation, while in fact the TI-86 calculator uses something like 14-digit BCD floats with a decimal exponent in the [-999, 999] range. < 1250087027 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Your university sounds... good :-P < 1250087070 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had to email the lecturer some proof afterwards, IIRC. < 1250087071 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: old < 1250087086 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: Yes, it's not like I'd be getting any new stories from anywhere. < 1250087149 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i have a CS professor who ends all his emails in either "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." or "ooooooooooo...", and never uses a computer for anything else < 1250087166 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: never reads responses? :D < 1250087174 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also do those two endings make any more sense in finnish than they do in english < 1250087181 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the reason for those repetitions i don't know, but probably has to do with the fact he has no idea how computers work < 1250087189 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if not I'm fairly sure you might be in an insane asylum not a university < 1250087192 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's worth considering < 1250087213 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't seen a counterexample yet, fizzie, you, Deewiant, BCD prof guy, esolang prof guy, hhhh/oooo prof guy < 1250087216 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's actually a pretty brilliant man for his age < 1250087216 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :worth considering. < 1250087233 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: so what he's just trying to type "h"? xD < 1250087241 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no matter what you ask him, after a while in solitary confinement in his room, he'll have a perfect answer and understanding of the matter < 1250087251 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: P=NP < 1250087252 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do it now < 1250087277 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not at uni < 1250087284 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact i'm on the toilet < 1250087289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go there < 1250087318 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i have no idea why those h's and o's appear, and i'm the only one who gets them < 1250087335 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it's code for "will you marry me" < 1250087341 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We once found a ~/dead.letter file from the root account of the Linux server in our high school, which had some real content written by a math teacher first, and then a long string of stuff like "^X ^C ^D ^X ^X ^[ exit quit exit exit" and finally the Finnish sentences "millä tämän tösselön saa tallettamaan? ei tadia [sic] toimia." < 1250087345 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :h or o is 1 or 0, the repeating is just so it stands out < 1250087349 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :chronological order < 1250087353 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oklopol can translate the Finnish part so that it preserves the tone. < 1250087377 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"BCD prof guy, esolang prof guy, hhhh/oooo prof guy" < 1250087378 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice names < 1250087390 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: yeah i make up names pretty spontaneously < 1250087393 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hard to shake it after < 1250087400 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i'm not sure i can translate "t�ssel�" :D < 1250087414 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Haha, he must've used vi[m] < 1250087420 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like the name of some swedish island to me < 1250087427 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Or mail(1) < 1250087431 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No newline in what fizzie said < 1250087435 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it wouldn't cause an exit < 1250087447 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm wait < 1250087448 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^C < 1250087459 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: no < 1250087464 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^C and ^[ would have exited insert mode < 1250087488 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There were newlines, though, I just compressed a bit. I'm not sure if there was the traditional single-dot-line attempted. < 1250087497 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'then a long string of stuff like "^X ^C ^D' < 1250087502 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mm < 1250087503 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^X ^K ^C ^D would've been nice < 1250087507 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, ^C leaves insert mode as well < 1250087508 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ / /g < 1250087513 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: and ^[. < 1250087534 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't remember details, but it was clear that a very large number of keyboard commands had been attempted. < 1250087536 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that one I just didn't notice at first < 1250087557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2004/06/03/147583.aspx <3 < 1250087580 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The BCD lecturer wasn't very high in the hierarchy, certainly no professor; maybe some sort of post-graduate student. < 1250087660 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone in university is either a student or a professor, don't you know the basic hierarchy of everythings < 1250087664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sheesh < 1250087733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also they all have crazy white hair < 1250087740 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are all male, are all like 70 < 1250087756 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and all wear white lab coats all the time < 1250087805 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is know to be true. < 1250087889 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds about right < 1250087897 0 :randomit1!i=mu@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie JOIN :#esoteric < 1250087939 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :randomit1: a few possibilities here < 1250087942 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a) random it 1 < 1250087947 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(b) rand omit 1 < 1250087951 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(c) rando MIT 1 < 1250087952 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is it < 1250087969 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ayn Rand never forgets her 1's < 1250087984 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes he might be a heretic though. < 1250087986 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can never tell < 1250088013 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rand-o-MIT < 1250088023 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right! < 1250088034 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :left! < 1250088037 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :every day a random first-year (= year-1) MIT student gets to come on IRC and blab < 1250088039 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's brilliant! < 1250088096 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"randomit" is finnish and means "randoms" < 1250088112 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :random's 1 < 1250088126 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway goddamn randomit1 put us out of our speculation < 1250088134 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :R and D omit one. < 1250088135 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*goddammit, even < 1250088144 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, that's an extra D. < 1250088147 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey it's the six degrees of wikipedia guy < 1250088155 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i found this out using hostname, realname and google < 1250088203 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"22/7 (pi) is a non-terminating, non-repeating decimal. It is an irrational number." —yahoo answers < 1250088203 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obligatory cyber-stalking procedure has now been completed? < 1250088208 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :miss and a swing? < 1250088213 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: quite so < 1250088214 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd say we get a bit overenthusiastic over new people < 1250088219 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: they're so rare! < 1250088224 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can harvest their organs and stuff. < 1250088225 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well sure < 1250088249 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also let me point out mine and fizzie's almost simultaneous stalking stoppery effort < 1250088253 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kind of annoying when they don't say anything though. < 1250088273 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: hey I'd whoised just to look < 1250088283 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then googled the name since he was stupidly refusing to talk! < 1250088295 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then i saw that the website was .de which my brain had memorised his hostname as being < 1250088296 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :umm < 1250088298 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well makes sense < 1250088299 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay this isn't sounding any less creepy < 1250088299 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250088308 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it is certainly stupid not to talk to an overtly crazy person. < 1250088340 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite so < 1250088342 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: it's not .de though < 1250088350 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least not on my screen < 1250088352 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~mu/wiki/ < 1250088355 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a) tcd.ie < 1250088357 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(b) stephen dolan < 1250088359 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(c) mu@ < 1250088366 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from whois: < 1250088367 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie < 1250088368 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i=mu < 1250088370 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stephen Dolan < 1250088437 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Next, find out his hair color and foot size and habitual body odor. < 1250088469 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's in here, it's fairly safe to assume that his body odour is more or less indescribably bad < 1250088478 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250088484 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just took a shower < 1250088492 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hair color, I'm gonna say black or dark brown, there seems to be commonness of that among geeknerdthingies < 1250088496 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :umm foot size < 1250088500 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :either really tiny or really big < 1250088502 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a blond hair < 1250088508 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also applies to nevermind < 1250088512 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have average size feet < 1250088525 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: you're platonically not actually in here, though < 1250088558 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry it's .ie not .de < 1250088564 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was wondering why its site was in english for a second there < 1250088605 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :randomit1: please don't make all this effort wasted < 1250088616 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i told you so < 1250088622 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;_; < 1250088665 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems even boolean algebras are pretty after a few courses of algebra < 1250088677 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they'd gotten a bit dull < 1250088688 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@129.33.192.227 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250088688 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :algebra is indian magics < 1250088699 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :party, GregorR-L! < 1250088702 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello GregorR-L < 1250088708 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we're stalking a new guy who hasn't said anything < 1250088715 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's the six degrees of wikipedia guy, and uh that's about it < 1250088716 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woooh, who? < 1250088722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :randomit1 < 1250088731 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :randomit1: http://codu.org/5ctj/ woooh :P < 1250088732 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stalking people is very boring when their name gives a relevant #1 google result < 1250088744 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: he's been in for like 5-10 minutes and hasn't said a thing < 1250088807 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the standard "play dead" response when confronted by a large, wild animal. < 1250088822 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, large? < 1250088829 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1250088871 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: that you are a very small, domesticated animal < 1250088890 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ferocity makes up for any deficiencies in size. < 1250088900 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what SHE said. < 1250088908 0 :randomity!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1250088912 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250088915 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Womp womp :P < 1250088917 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not randomit1 < 1250088920 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it was just a nick change < 1250088926 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh? < 1250088928 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't seen randomity in here before though < 1250088929 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1250088930 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: i meant < 1250088933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not the same connection < 1250088963 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does sort of explain the name; "randomit1" is a reasonable alt-nick for "randomity". < 1250089016 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :First signgs of any randomity in my logs are from 2009-07-07 and there's even some talk. < 1250089035 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Signgngngns. < 1250089038 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1250089078 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I decree that ehird's reaction is randumbity. < 1250089105 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1250089696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://imgur.com/9qS5U.png The first person to read this shorthand and tell me the English text gets a cookie. < 1250089718 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1250089724 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was expecting shorthand. < 1250089728 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh, a glider! < 1250089728 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is shorthand. < 1250089730 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not some encoding. < 1250089734 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: it isn't < 1250089740 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suuuuuuuuuuuure < 1250089748 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Protip: The characters are all shoved together. < 1250089753 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, you can clearly see commas. < 1250089753 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In that case, I was expecting it to be scanned at more than 2dpi < 1250089759 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not a scanning. < 1250089762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an accurate computer rendering. < 1250089777 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1250089782 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Srsly, if you find the commas, colons and the letter that occurs a lot, you've basically cracked it. < 1250089786 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :font size 1 ? < 1250089832 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can read parts of it, anyway. Would need more practice to read more effectively. But it'd be fine for notes, since you'd basically remember what you're writing anyway. < 1250089914 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, final hint: It's two columns; the second comes after the first. < 1250089930 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No semantic reason, just using the space more effectively. < 1250089973 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250089987 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/imgs/dinosaurComic.php?panels=0,1,5&comics=92,07,1128&strip < 1250090056 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1250090068 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: did you make that? < 1250090085 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: Partly. < 1250090097 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He just resized it to 50x25 :P < 1250090098 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It wouldn't be nearly as short without my addition. < 1250090103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: stfu, I didn't do that at all < 1250090104 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Congratulations! You found Jesus in 3 clicks! yay < 1250090107 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no regular font was involved in the process < 1250090125 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: YAY < 1250090139 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from a canadian hockey player < 1250090150 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pff, too easy. < 1250090155 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-> Canada -> Christianity -> Jesus < 1250090159 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1250090253 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the different kind of restarts < 1250090270 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1250090275 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1250090285 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Normally it prevents you from revisiting a page you've seen before. < 1250090291 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the more you go through the more difficult it gets. < 1250090299 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you can also restart that data if you're a wimp. < 1250090340 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: If you want, an extra hint about the shorthand: The direct mappable result from it is 546 characters long; the text originally used and what you are meant to comprehend is 725 characters long. < 1250090376 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? where do the rest go < 1250090386 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you mean some characters just disappear < 1250090389 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Graham_Land < 1250090390 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Antarctica < 1250090391 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :South_America < 1250090393 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roman_Catholic_Church < 1250090394 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: if you can get at the 546 long text, your brain can fill in the rest semi-easily < 1250090395 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jesus < 1250090397 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tadaa < 1250090407 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: right. < 1250090417 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, not that easily, but the source text isn't very comprehendable really < 1250090426 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: I'll help you by giving you one of the lord's prayer < 1250090435 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that you'll even bother < 1250090438 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i like to think you would. < 1250090566 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as i if wouldn't bother. < 1250090570 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*as if i < 1250090572 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1250090611 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://imgur.com/GK8QT.png < 1250090615 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lord's prayer, with linebreaks and shit < 1250090664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really, knowing the linebreaks there's some very obvious structure in some words < 1250090745 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay much harder than i though < 1250090761 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: protip: first word of the second line < 1250090769 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :second word of the fourth line < 1250090773 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"hallowed", "will" < 1250090793 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i need more hints, i'll ask < 1250090799 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure thing :P < 1250091397 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, i don't want more hints, but i'm not going to crack it now < 1250091413 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you suck < 1250091416 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's trivial < 1250091441 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i only do the systematic approach well, and i don't have time for that < 1250091453 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not anything special < 1250091458 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the chars are just bunched up making it look hard < 1250091488 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure how i'm supposed to respond to that < 1250091489 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I drew a diagram of the communication done by a hypothetical program. For the part that's done over the Internet, I drew a big bubble and labeled it "WEBERNETS". My sponsor here was confused :P < 1250091516 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't it *webbernets < 1250091554 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: That is not shorthand. < 1250091585 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Yes, 'tis. < 1250091613 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Shorthand scripts are human scripts. < 1250091620 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ehird doesn't understand that "shorthand" isn't a general word for all forms of smaller writing. < 1250091624 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is not human. Thus, not shorthand. QED. < 1250091630 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Ah. < 1250091633 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: That's because it isn't, idiot. < 1250091643 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: ... But it is. < 1250091644 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Erm. Isn't. < 1250091656 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1250091656 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But hey, why not make assumptions about something that you've said is incomprehensible to you? < 1250091668 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Shorthand is a script that is easier and faster to write than normal script. < 1250091680 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that isn't? < 1250091691 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you regularly write out bitmaps, that isn't shorthand. :P < 1250091701 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: yeah, uh, I could have drawn it by hand < 1250091713 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :funnily enough, computers can draw nowadays < 1250091720 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't because it wasn't needed < 1250091729 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: ... You fail. < 1250091742 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :let me confirm < 1250091750 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pitman is a shorthand system. That is a binary text encoding. < 1250091752 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i wrote a computer program that spit out a blocky version of gregg's shorthand < 1250091758 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then it wouldn't be shorthand>? < 1250091759 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: BULLSHIT < 1250091762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are letter forms there < 1250091772 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I can't read it" != "it's a bitmap representing binary" < 1250091782 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, there are actual letter forms? That's not shorthand, that's longhand. :P < 1250091797 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Letter forms that mesh together, yes. < 1250091801 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not all of them though. < 1250091807 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Longhand... < 1250091827 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not all the letters are written out. < 1250091833 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Besides, it's way more concise than writing them out normally. < 1250092000 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I'll prove it to you < 1250092008 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Give me some text, I'll give you an image of it. < 1250092108 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: so is that meant to be a script a human writes faster than the usual one? < 1250092134 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if yes, i doubt it succeeds at that, if not, what's your definition of shorthand? < 1250092144 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1250092145 0 :MigoMipo_!n=MigoMipo@84-217-0-59.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250092153 0 :MigoMipo_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250092157 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The writing time is probably about the same or a little shorter; but even a little bit is a great improvement. The major advantage is that it's much smaller. < 1250092164 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-0-59.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250092181 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can fit many notes on one piece of paper quite quickly and then read them semi-easily later on. < 1250092230 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think that's one of the usual things "shorthand" implies < 1250092242 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see why no < 1250092242 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :t < 1250092257 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it's in your definition, then that's definitely shorthand < 1250092268 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: anyway, the actual writing will be significantly shorter < 1250092277 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's much less to write < 1250092280 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just trying to resolve the conflict, because i'm annoyed by your definition conflicts < 1250092281 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a small cognitive overhead, though < 1250092284 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which would balance it out < 1250092291 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as i am by all definition conflicts < 1250092593 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1250092606 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a microSD card slot in this GPRS/3G/etc. USB-stick-modem, but none of the instructions say what it's for, except that a microSD card is not included. I guess it shows up as a mass storage device, I'm just not quite sure why it's there. < 1250092649 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and quite many of these sticks start out as pretending to be a mass storage device containing the (Windows) drivers; then you need to poke them so that they transmogrify to a USB serial device. < 1250092670 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate usb stick < 1250092671 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s < 1250092672 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250092676 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HURRRRRRRR I'LL JUST POKE OUT OF YOUR LAPTOP < 1250092677 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: That is so dumb. < 1250092683 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HURF DURF I'M A STICK < 1250092686 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DO NOT COME NEAR ME < 1250092688 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OR I WILL POKE YOU < 1250092692 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I HATE USB SPECS. MUST HAVE WINDOWS DRIVERS!" < 1250092696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I TALK USB ^______________^ < 1250092709 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: okay i think i've crached it, actually < 1250092716 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I crached your mom < 1250092773 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :took me longer than it should've, maybe, but as i've mentioned, i don't like thinking outside the box, not at all the kind of puzzle i'm good at < 1250092788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, what do you think it is < 1250092798 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i mean i crached the encryption, haven't looked at the actual code yet < 1250092828 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well uh < 1250092831 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's no encryption < 1250092835 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you mean you decoded the letter forms or < 1250092843 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean what i obviously mean < 1250092850 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1250092874 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1250093022 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Judge Leonard Davis of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas issued a permanent injunction that "prohibits Microsoft from selling or importing to the United States any Microsoft Word products that have the capability of opening .XML, .DOCX or DOCM files (XML files) containing custom XML," according to a statement released by attorneys for the plantiff, i4i. < 1250093030 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Die, Microsoft! Die! < 1250093037 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1250093037 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Toronto-based i4i sued Microsoft in March 2007 alleging that the Redmond,Wash.-based software giant violated its 1998 patent (No. 5,787,449) for a document system that eliminated the need for manually embedded formatting codes. < 1250093044 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :APPEAL, MICROSOFT < 1250093044 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :APPEAL < 1250093060 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: "And the priests told M-someone..."? < 1250093088 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: correct < 1250093094 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do a bit more? < 1250093099 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"M-someone" doesn't inspire confidence < 1250093100 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250093101 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, then i can read it, and yes, it was trivial < 1250093103 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1250093104 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no not now < 1250093106 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoppe time < 1250093110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: wait < 1250093113 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the m-someone < 1250093114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :full word < 1250093138 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh :P < 1250093150 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"me"? < 1250093165 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just m and a comma isn't it < 1250093191 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: yes :P < 1250093201 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway you probably dislike it because it's trivial eh < 1250093205 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then why would you expect me to guess it without reading more < 1250093243 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well as i suck at that sort of puzzles, it was relatively tedious to crack. < 1250093249 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which makes it sorta fun < 1250093252 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*made < 1250093257 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoppers -> < 1250093406 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250093971 0 :Pthing!n=pthing@77-100-194-169.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1250094123 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm so glad project Xanadu didn't take off < 1250094141 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[Every document can contain a royalty mechanism at any desired degree of granularity to ensure payment on any portion accessed, including virtual copies ("transclusions") of all or part of the document. < 1250094142 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Every Xanadu service provider can charge their users at any rate they choose for the storage, retrieval and publishing of documents.]] < 1250094155 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unenforcable, illogical DRM built right in... < 1250094532 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There were OS X drivers on the fake mass-storage thing, so I installed those; the (very ugly, operator-themed) control program found the UMTS network, but said "general error: 1002" when trying to connect. So I told the laptop to restart (there were two modems in the network port list and everything), and now it no longer boots. < 1250094548 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm used to incompetence by the telephone operators, but this is on another level entirely. < 1250094563 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1250094620 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's the OS X boot screen (grey apple logo with the round animated twirly thing below it), but at some point a black square (approximately 1/3rd of the screen width/height) appears in the middle, and the animated thing freezes up. < 1250094645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm tempted to try and debug that over irc < 1250094673 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to go make some food now, I doubt you can debug that without any assistance from me. Though it'd certainly be impressive. < 1250094685 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aummmmmmmmmmmmmm < 1250094687 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM < 1250094688 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's fixed < 1250094691 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to start it up again < 1250094694 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all you have to do is < 1250094696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :step one < 1250094696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250094711 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250095123 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.104.75 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250095152 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gawd i hate c++ < 1250095188 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: 'Tis awful. < 1250095188 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1250095192 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or anything C D: < 1250095210 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True, but not in the way you mean. < 1250095231 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm serious < 1250095241 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :templates were the most stupid ideas on earth < 1250095250 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :idea* < 1250095275 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it did boot in the hold-shift "Safe Boot" mode. Going to try to deinstall those drivers; even if they worked, the control application was so incredibly ugly I can't see myself using it. < 1250095295 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: With the worst possible implementation. < 1250095298 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so uh why do all laptops suck! < 1250095305 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is important question of importantness. < 1250095321 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stroustrup was on acid < 1250095322 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such a verbose notation for the untyped lambda calculus. < 1250095330 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eyah < 1250095415 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr. < 1250095758 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1250095791 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250096323 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250096348 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1250096356 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm what < 1250096369 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm grr < 1250096430 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[16:41] ehird: so uh why do all laptops suck! < 1250096431 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[16:41] ehird: is important question of importantness. < 1250096524 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's wrong with laptops < 1250096578 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: they're all compromises. compromises of stupid. < 1250096587 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: http://www.osl.iu.edu/~kyross/templ-interp.html ohhhh < 1250096653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :either they're gigantic and you can't fit them on your lap, or they're really hot and you can't fit them on your lap, or they're really heavy and you can't loosely carry them around, or they have a shitty battery life (anything under six hours, basically; preferably 7+) so you can't go somewhere without worrying about charging them, or they have a dog-slow processor < 1250096664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, or they have a glossy screen and you can't use them in daylight at all < 1250096684 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: true < 1250096704 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: right, shitty battery life < 1250096711 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i won't argue that < 1250096716 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thinkpad x200 comes pretty close; like nine hours battery life with the 9-cell battery, runs cool, is just 12" diagonal, has a matte screen, with the 9-cell battery is like 3.5lbs (= 1.58kg) < 1250096722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and has a proper core 2 duo 2.4ghz processor < 1250096735 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stick an ssd in it and that weight goes down a bit too, speed up as well < 1250096754 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :disadvantages: doesn't have a trackpad, just a nipple mouse (may be a plus depending on which you prefer), < 1250096754 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :macbooks are pretty well designed < 1250096761 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the backlight isn't good enough for outdoor use < 1250096778 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ibms always had those uncool lcds < 1250096797 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: the regular macbook is almost 1.5x the weight of the x200 with a 9-cell battery < 1250096804 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and get four hours less battery life < 1250096807 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and is a bit bigger < 1250096810 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: uncool? you mean matte? < 1250096811 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1250096816 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in, not GLOSSY GLOSSY REFLECTING ALL OVER THE PLACE < 1250096818 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ISN'T YOUR FACE SO PRETTY < 1250096825 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'M SURE YOU WANT TO SEE IT INSTEAD OF MY PIXELS < 1250096831 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LET'S GO OUTSIDE SO WE CAN SEE EVEN MORE OF YOUR FACE! < 1250096834 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yaaaaaaaay < 1250096836 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my HP got 3h battery life under linux ;F < 1250096843 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, that's exactly what i look for in a display, unusability < 1250096860 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :glossy displays are really bad < 1250096869 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: all macs are glossy < 1250096883 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i don't know what you're trying to say with "uncool" < 1250096884 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean the colors and quailty of picture was poor on every ibm i looked at < 1250096892 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mm < 1250096893 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's lenovo now < 1250096899 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the reviews of the screens are generally positive < 1250096903 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1250096906 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also some thinkpads have LED backlights nowadays < 1250096908 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was long time ago < 1250096908 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which will be great < 1250096909 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno if the x200 does < 1250096933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, oh well < 1250096941 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so here's my list of changes to make the x200 absolutely perfect < 1250096961 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :- make the display LED-backlit, this should fix the supposed (ok, very anecdotal; just one review) outdoors problem; < 1250096963 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :- if not, fix it < 1250096972 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :- add a trackpad < 1250096978 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :- maybe make it a little lighter with the 9-cell < 1250096992 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the list for most other laptops is like 10 items < 1250097046 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the list for the toshiba portege r600, as far as I can tell, is "make the processor regular core 2 duo instead of low-voltage without changing anything else at all", but obviously that's rather unrealistic) < 1250097048 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb reboot, my stable OS X 10.5.8 is unstable again < 1250097112 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1250097546 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1250097591 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250097893 0 :nooga!n=nooga@188.33.104.75 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250097924 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you Apple! < 1250097926 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my OS X booted for 10 minutes! < 1250097951 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might I suggest using a quicker-booting OS? < 1250097968 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like... a Disk Operating System? < 1250097976 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: macs boot from power button in 15-20 seconds to desktop < 1250097978 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it always booted in 30 secs < 1250097987 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I'm kidding. < 1250097988 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not OS X's fault he's added a bunch of shit < 1250097990 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250098001 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: I'm well-aware that OS X has reasonable boot times. < 1250098011 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, nooga is easy to mock. < 1250098015 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and DOS boots faster!) < 1250098021 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually 20-30 secs < 1250098037 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something strange happened and i can't even see what < 1250098040 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you think I could pay Lenovo to change the ThinkPad X200 to be just awesome enough that my misgivings melt away < 1250098138 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could manually replace the display < 1250098160 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the display is almost perfect < 1250098168 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just give it an LED backlight < 1250098175 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, kind of impossible to do manually < 1250098181 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :esp since it's high-dpi < 1250098184 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12something < 1250098197 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has the same res as the 13" macbook/macbook air/macbook pro in 12" < 1250098208 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably they are 12something perfect displays with led backlight to buy < 1250098211 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway that can't fix the fact that the 9-cell battery bulges a little < 1250098222 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i say a little < 1250098223 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean a lot < 1250098224 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or the fact that there isn't a trackpad < 1250098232 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: not really, no < 1250098234 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :connect a mouse? < 1250098250 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of those mini ones on bt < 1250098272 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: erm you realise that i wouldn't be wanting to pay the premium for a 12" laptop and <2kg and 9-hour battery life if I didn't want something I can just pick up and use forever < 1250098280 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a mouse kinda breaks that < 1250098284 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1250098341 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so close though < 1250098351 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :adding a trackpad would be, I think, perfectly possible with basically no compromise < 1250098358 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :making the display LED obviously is too (well, you compromise on price) < 1250098373 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :making the 9-cell stick out less would be a challenge, but I wouldn't mind if the first two were done < 1250098375 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1250098380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd have extra space < 1250098385 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since the trackpad would make it a little deeper < 1250098400 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg it's so cool that iPhone OS is almost BSD ;d < 1250098421 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could even use STL if i want < 1250098546 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh, yeah... iPhone OS is heavily patched OS X... < 1250098548 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm apparently the x200 might be led from googling < 1250098551 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :skeptical though < 1250098559 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there's still the claim that it isn't bright enough for outdoor use < 1250098569 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1250098570 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're not < 1250098636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the x301 has it, but it only goes up to 1.40ghz low-voltage < 1250098642 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric := slooooooow < 1250098653 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, of course it's almost BSD. It's a bastardisation of the hybrid of NeXT, BSD, SysV, and Mac OS, with a couple splashes of GNU. < 1250098653 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and since it has a 13" display, I can't pilfer it and put it in the x200 < 1250098730 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1250098745 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :swing and a miss, so many times < 1250098751 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just make a good laptop ff < 1250098751 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s < 1250098758 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-046-188.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1250098887 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: baaah < 1250099020 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1250099150 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250099206 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: i can't tell the difference < 1250099217 0 :iano!n=iosgood@076-076-146-052.pdx.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250099227 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :got bash, got gcc, userland programming feels the same < 1250099244 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Yeah, that's UNIX. < 1250099283 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"raise Hand, 'wave'" < 1250099479 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1250099607 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1250099765 0 :Judofyr!n=Judofyr@c249DBF51.dhcp.bluecom.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250099954 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x_x < 1250099958 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lenovo ships in 9 business days < 1250099965 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there's no option for faster shipping < 1250100262 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sobs* < 1250100328 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Shaddup. < 1250100345 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sweet, my sarcasm was visible EVEN IN TEXT. < 1250100380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: I'm not complaining just because I'm impatient, FYI < 1250100623 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1250100712 0 :Asztal!n=asztal@host86-162-150-131.range86-162.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1250100976 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: so it IS UNIX? < 1250100994 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Like I said, it's heavily patched OS X. < 1250101004 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is to say, it's heavily patched UNIX. < 1250101030 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Heavily patched OS X" = "UNIX patched so far it's unrecognizable" probably :P < 1250101052 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: No, most of the patching is at the GUI level. < 1250101273 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crazitude. I got that 3G stick to work so that I try to run the "ISP" application, let it find the network and set the device up, press connect there and get a "error 1002", then sneakily open up OS X's built in "internet connect" tool and tell *that* to connect. < 1250101532 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably pikhq i right < 1250102530 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: uhh, no < 1250102532 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OS X is certified unix < 1250102574 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UNIX is more than a certification. < 1250102582 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a feeling. < 1250102582 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mood. < 1250102582 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A flavor. < 1250102615 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is a state of mind. < 1250102636 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A state of mind that OS X is SORELY lacking in. < 1250102659 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Translation of what you are attempting to say: < 1250102672 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I hate OS X; why must the facts oppose me so?" < 1250102704 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not denying that OS X is UNIX. < 1250102712 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OS X is certainly more a true UNIX than Linux is. < 1250102732 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's just a certification thing; there's more to UNIX than the certification. < 1250102746 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, uh, GregorR-L? Shut up. What you are saying: UNIX = the GUI. < 1250102755 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I open a terminal, and I get 100% unix, no exceptions, no "wrong state of mind". < 1250102768 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless your argument is "ZOMG!! THEY CHANGED THE PATH NAMES!!" < 1250102775 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In which case, consider yourself stabbed. < 1250102797 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In spite of the fact that the path names are, in fact, a part of what makes the look and feel of UNIX? < 1250102875 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you GregorR-L. He is so desperate for a rational reason to hate OS X and claim it's not a UNIX that he resorts to "they renamed the paths". < 1250102887 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-86.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1250102974 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are an idiot ehird. Truly. This is not my rationale for hating OS X. This is a totally unrelated note on the look-and-feel of the BETTER part of OS X. Many of these things are IMPROVEMENTS from UNIX. Frameworks being one example. But all these improvements make it LESS LIKE UNIX. < 1250102977 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You fucking moron. < 1250102990 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn you an angry man. < 1250103014 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're putting words into my mouth. Stupid, stupid words. < 1250103048 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your face is stupid. < 1250103065 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always liked GregorR-L's face < 1250103083 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an interesting face < 1250103085 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't. My giant nose gets in the way :P < 1250103089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DD < 1250103100 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The topic of #esoteric is now GregorR-L's face. < 1250103104 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i'm not saying it's pretty < 1250103121 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(note that i'm not saying it isn't either) < 1250103124 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh zin < 1250103124 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :g < 1250103133 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why'dyou have to do that last line < 1250103163 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because this is such a weird thing to talk about i want to make absolutely sure you see that i'm being absolutely serious. < 1250103337 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was a pretty powerful conversation killer there :P < 1250103355 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1250103361 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[19:52:58] well i'm not saying it's pretty < 1250103361 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[19:52:58] (note that i'm not saying it isn't either) < 1250103361 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[19:52:58] Oh zin < 1250103361 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[19:52:58] g < 1250103361 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[19:52:58] Why'dyou have to do that last line < 1250103362 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[19:52:58] because this is such a weird thing to talk about i want to make absolutely sure you see that i'm being absolutely serious. < 1250103365 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm lagspiking again? < 1250103372 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Timestamps...) < 1250103373 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1250103377 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what it means to have an "interesting" face necessarily :P < 1250103396 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway let's talk about the minutiae of gregor's face to weird him out < 1250103402 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quick, assemble all the pictures you can < 1250103408 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: that if i saw you on the street, i'd probably consider you a human < 1250103419 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha! < 1250103422 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION writes this down.
< 1250103423 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1250103431 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: that's what he wants you to think < 1250103434 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's a NWO reptilian < 1250103458 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now there's something to put in the CV for any future job-seeking: "oklopol would probably consider me a human". < 1250103519 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQo5IfP_eRlyVPnmMf7lzfAQAAAArtQbYncsgD5DU6UUxM0zQo < 1250103519 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A closeup of his face! < 1250103526 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you, Google Images. < 1250103544 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I estimate it to have about five billion atoms. < 1250103650 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sweet, Háskóli means University in icelandic < 1250103697 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder why real world haskell doesn't mention that! < 1250103713 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're dumber than a pile of brickrockshits!!! < 1250104017 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250104077 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1250104137 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, people are stupid. < 1250104144 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also things < 1250104146 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1250104155 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so have you noticed youtube comments are kinda stupid < 1250104209 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How novel < 1250104229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: yeah but people and things are almost as stupid < 1250104242 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah_: are you saying someone has noticed that before < 1250104256 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's kinda subtle. < 1250104290 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well no, that's why I said it was novel < 1250104305 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think xkcd did a comic about that once < 1250104311 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he always sees the subtle side of things. < 1250104420 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Theres the one about the function to force people to listen to their comments before sending them < 1250104423 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and here i thought that comic was about being able to sing along with the music you're listening to < 1250104432 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean. with the reader thingie. < 1250104438 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: that doesnt' exist < 1250104439 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're lying < 1250104443 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xkcd has never done that. < 1250104451 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: :D < 1250104452 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was < 1250104455 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly is just stupi < 1250104456 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :d < 1250104458 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with a d < 1250104475 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stupid with a D < 1250104487 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1250104513 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :D < 1250104518 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is stupid < 1250104587 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The language? < 1250104592 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOUR MOM < 1250104608 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :getting kinda nonsensical, people. < 1250104615 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How original < 1250104617 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM < 1250104624 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IS NONNNNNNNNNNSENNNNNNNNNSIIIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL < 1250104624 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what perceptional gems i sow today. < 1250104638 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perceptional de,s dems dem sde < 1250104706 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :people:elope pole lope plop pele pope ole lop pop pep < 1250104715 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elope the people < 1250104723 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pl0p your mony < 1250104724 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1250104727 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elope the people who pl0p your mony < 1250104730 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :plop is a word :D < 1250104739 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elope the pole people who pl0p your mony < 1250104742 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i knew this one guy who learned "elope" in a dictionary, then used it through high school in every situation possible < 1250104747 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elope the pole people who pl0p your loping mony pope < 1250104754 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i also know a guy named plop < 1250104757 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's another story < 1250104766 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: How many situations to use the word "elope" are there? < 1250104772 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although these two guys are actually childhood friends, and were both in that high school < 1250104776 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elope the popping, lopping pole pep people who pl0p your loping mony pope pele - ole! < 1250104783 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: surprisingly many, unfortunately! < 1250104805 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually plop was once here < 1250104813 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :plopmania guy? < 1250104817 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1250104819 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is his name... really plop < 1250104820 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, irl < 1250104823 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :plop ploppingson < 1250104826 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well not completely < 1250104833 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like something totally different < 1250104839 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeaaaaah, and you're oklopol omniovorol. < 1250104841 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1250104850 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, almost fully < 1250104855 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or omnivorol, whatever < 1250104859 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: what, really? < 1250104863 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your parents are awesome. < 1250104869 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or your deed poll, depending < 1250104875 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost:stoma molts moats malts loams atoms mats alms laos stoa last loam alts lost soma lots malt alto slot mast slat atom moas moat slam also most oast salt oats olms alt oat sam sat olm mat mas lot sot las lam < 1250104904 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i've told my name numerous times :D < 1250104926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Almost molts the stoma moats of atoms; malts, mats and alms last Sam alt I give up < 1250104935 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: not when I'm around :P < 1250104946 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: maybe not, maybe not < 1250104952 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anagrams are awesome < 1250104974 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Almost molts the stoma moats of atoms" sounds awesome < 1250105036 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't done anagrams that much, more of a palindrome guy < 1250105041 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want to know what a stoma moat is. < 1250105069 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nor do I. < 1250105082 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know what a stoma is and what a moat is. I don't want the combination. < 1250105147 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly :P < 1250105230 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament:mental mantle mantel meant leant metal late elan name amen etal etna tale lame lane neat melt lean ante leat lent meat male malt tame mane teal team mean mate meal man mat let lea men lam met eta elm eat net ate ant tan tea ale alt ten < 1250105256 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mental lame team ate late tea < 1250105271 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.. < 1250105272 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :amen < 1250105305 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha i just remembered what a stoma is :D < 1250105339 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: do an anagram palindrome < 1250105346 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also fit an acronym in there while you're busy being awesome < 1250105406 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Men named lament's mental mantle meant late leant metal. < 1250105487 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, < 1250105503 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let M be the mental mantle of men named lament. < 1250105516 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :M meant, when it communicated some thing, P. < 1250105526 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :P is metal that was leant and was not returned on time (late). < 1250105602 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i woder if it's possible to teach machine grammar and build a lexical knowledge base using raw data like wordlists and a clever contraption working like re-captcha < 1250105619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that just nlp stuff < 1250105626 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1250105632 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but distributed < 1250105635 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, when you lean, you better return on time or your back starts hurting < 1250105645 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: useless < 1250105647 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Possible? Probably. Feasible? Questionable. < 1250105647 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NLP works fine < 1250105657 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1250105685 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: nooga: Possible? Probably. Feasible? Questionable. && ehird: nooga: useless << WE'RE ON #ESOTERIC ! < 1250105693 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1250105696 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga < 1250105699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop being stupid < 1250105707 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :guess what else is possible, unfeasible and useless < 1250105723 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :billions of things < 1250105724 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You spelling "infeasible" properly? < 1250105727 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1250105728 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jumping off a cliff and landing on a trampoline, surviving and jumping back up < 1250105730 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the different? < 1250105732 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*difference < 1250105733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's AWESOME < 1250105735 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your idea isn't. < 1250105739 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: see also my leaning joke! < 1250105757 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: oh i just got that < 1250105758 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: that's not awesome < 1250105761 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can get hurt < 1250105771 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: aren't you polish < 1250105775 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so? < 1250105777 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QED < 1250105853 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU THIS DUDE NAMED EHIRD WHO IS SO STUPID HE HAS TO RESORT TO FACTS ABOUT LESSER PEOPLES TO WIN AN ARGUMENT. < 1250105865 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite so < 1250105926 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really weird formal proof < 1250105951 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indirect one i'd say < 1250105986 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd say it wasn't very POLISHED < 1250105998 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahuhuhuh < 1250106075 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seventeenfold glio < 1250106124 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :polish:spoil hips soil slop hops slip lips lisp silo shop oils ship posh oil lop sip lip hop soh his sop hip < 1250106168 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's soh ? < 1250106232 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Silo shop spoils, soils Polish hips with posh oils; lopped lip sips hops, his sop slop lisps, slips, soh... < 1250106252 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :("An anglicised spelling of so" :P) < 1250106292 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :("(music) A syllable used in solfège to represent the fifth note of a major scale." :P) < 1250106294 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, is þat ſoh? < 1250106298 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1250106344 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :say "Silo shop spoils, soils Polish hips with posh oils; lopped lip sips hops, his sop slop lisps, slips, soh..." ten times fast < 1250106349 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"sol" < 1250106354 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People who say "soh" are weird. < 1250106361 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't care :P < 1250106526 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dho noht har < 1250106536 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solfège abuse makes me cry. < 1250106555 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Soh" is solfège abuse. < 1250106563 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's "so", anyway. < 1250106598 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sow, a needle pulling thread, something something, tea, a drink with jam and bread, etc. < 1250106598 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1250106638 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thread:hatred dearth earth heart heard rated hater trade death hated hared tread hard trad tear tahr rhea hare read hart rate hate drat dear date head hear dart dare heat herd her rad rat hat ate ear red eat had tar tea eta ted the era art are < 1250106668 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do, a deer, a female deer. Re, a drop of golden sun. Mi, a name I call myself. Fa, a long long way to run. So, a needle pulling thread. La, a note to follow so. Ti, a drink with jam and bread. And that brings us back to do. < 1250106673 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dearth Earth hatred rated hard death rate heat, something. < 1250106681 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has seen "The Sound of Music"... A few too many times.
< 1250106699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"a note to follow so" is wayyyyyyyy copout. < 1250106712 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1250106800 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trim_(programming)#Usage < 1250106801 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, Objective-C. < 1250106824 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i lol'd < 1250106844 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250106866 0 :oklopol!n=oklopol@a91-153-125-186.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1250106926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :awk is a nice language < 1250106930 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why don't people like awk? < 1250106941 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the name. < 1250106946 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AWKward. < 1250106966 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's call it modernly; PERL is dead, long live Perl; AWK is dead, long live Awk! < 1250106978 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's too quacky. < 1250106989 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awk > Perl. :P < 1250106994 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so's your mom, fizzie. < 1250107070 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, awk doesn't support \d < 1250107073 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or [:digit:] < 1250107111 0 :oklokok!n=oklopol@a91-153-125-186.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1250107131 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find that latter thing very unbelievable, since the [[:digit:]] construction is a POSIX thing. < 1250107175 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :awk '/^[[:digit:]]*$/ { print; }' does seem to do what one'd expect. < 1250107191 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though this is of course the GNU awk. < 1250107234 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too verbose < 1250107252 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: you are uncouth as a horse. < 1250107378 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :awk could do with better one line syntax < 1250107384 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1250107400 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just said that [[:digit:]] is too verbose < 1250107504 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it should be something XML-based instead. < 1250107516 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With namespaces and all. < 1250107535 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you said "too verbose", not "not verbose enough". Nevermind. < 1250107595 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\d is fine < 1250107608 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :regexps kinda suck < 1250107640 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, they're cool < 1250107647 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but mostly write only < 1250107653 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I'd much prefer a language where you pick up a pen and a graphing tablet and draw a little FSM instead. < 1250107663 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D < 1250107693 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SQLs suck, they should think about something nicer < 1250107700 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[:digit:]], then you can just do [0-9] anyway < 1250107709 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or use \d < 1250107719 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if \d isn't available < 1250107882 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also with [0-9] you don't get the arabic-indic digit zero .. nine, or the Nko digits, or Devanagari digits, or any others. (Though I'm honestly not sure about \d or [[:digit:]] either. I think in Perl at least \d equals [[:digit:]] equals \p{IsDigit}, and that last one is defined with the Unicode Nd property, which all those digits share.) < 1250107975 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: graphing tablet? you mean tablet notebook! < 1250107985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: no, \[0-9\], isn't it < 1250107997 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1250107998 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: < 1250108010 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1250108014 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No ERE? < 1250108090 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regex#POSIX_character_classes <-- Wiki says [:digit:] == \d == [0-9] < 1250108095 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But they may be inaccurate < 1250108120 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't seem to make ५ match even \p{IsDigit}, so maybe it's actually limited to 0-9 really. < 1250108153 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw. any new, exciting esolangs? < 1250108156 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if sketching out a sane regex syntax would be sane
< 1250108175 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i feel that it's really hard to invent something that does not resemble existing langs < 1250108254 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :posix character classes need to be enclosed in another set of [ ] < 1250108264 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[:digit:]], [^[:digit]] < 1250108281 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have, in fact, sort-of established that already. < 1250108306 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe not explicitly, though. < 1250108366 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1250108370 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.regular-expressions.info/posixbrackets.html < 1250108390 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\p{Nd} < 1250108472 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, it was just an encoding problem. < 1250108479 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl -e 'use utf8; print "yay\n" if "५" =~ /\d/;' does print out "yay". < 1250108511 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is ५ ? < 1250108525 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Devanagari digit five. < 1250108542 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E0%A5%AB < 1250108563 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1250108609 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh what < 1250108680 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh ird < 1250108971 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Password: must contain at least one uppercase character." < 1250108972 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck you! < 1250109063 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if space and ! is permitted then you've gota nice password < 1250109119 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1250109121 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 gmail < 1250109130 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :emailing things to myself = awesome < 1250109142 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google searchable, fluid, labelable, freetext remembering system < 1250109161 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and accessible anywhere! < 1250109208 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1250109246 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the best way to remembre things not important enough to commit to memory, imo < 1250109249 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*remember < 1250109419 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now if only forums died and people used mailing lists instead < 1250109482 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250109629 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have so many windows open right now, yet I'm planning to migrate to a 1280x800 12.1" laptop... < 1250109655 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(yes, laptop; this one is small and cool enough to fit on my lap :P) < 1250109745 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: aren't you a fan of tiling window managers? < 1250109750 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i might be joining you in some days... < 1250109843 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Tiling WMs are quite nice when you want to have everything use the entire screen. < 1250109861 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, of course, if you just like ZOMG tiling. < 1250109863 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12 inches of 1280x800... pretty sure I'm not gonna have more than two windows on the screen at once, ever < 1250109893 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On a 12 inch screen? Yeah, more than two windows is sure to be painful. < 1250109902 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still, that's over 120 dpi < 1250109911 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I'll be able to pack a good amount of pixels in < 1250109922 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still have misgivings about 12.1" vs 13.3", though < 1250109930 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1.2" can make all the difference; that's what she said. < 1250109976 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWpkZksn3Rw ;; the sleek laptop I'm prolly getting, except imagine a bit of poking out at the back due to the 9-cell battery < 1250109988 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks awesome closed < 1250109998 0 :oerjan_!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250110055 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate how they compare it to the x300, it's annoyingly sleek :) < 1250110069 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but x300 people only get an ultra low voltage 1.4ghz vs the x200's regular 2.4ghz, so ha. < 1250110074 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yp;l < 1250110075 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1250110077 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yolk's on you < 1250110166 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I could upgrade the x200 to 13" without too much weight impact I prolly would though < 1250110181 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1250110184 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250110200 0 :oerjan_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1250110207 0 :oerjan_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1250110217 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250110229 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250110574 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1250110641 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1250110951 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION moves his imac far away enough that it appears as the same size the 12" laptop would on his lap
< 1250111417 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION buys a billion-inch screen then moves it up in space to simulate a 12" display
< 1250111490 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What a pointless thing to do. < 1250111500 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION buys some screentime on the night sky
< 1250111929 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION buys all of space.
< 1250111941 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :From ... Russia? < 1250112101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Russia owns space. < 1250112114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: what's pointless, olsner's idea or me? < 1250112198 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err or mine < 1250112254 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this mixup could have been hilarious < 1250112534 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but we screwed up the hilarity. < 1250112614 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, we dropped the ball on that one < 1250112625 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Considering that my message was an entire two minutes before olsner's, I'm not sure how that could be confusing. < 1250112636 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, wtfbbq? < 1250112638 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some major lagliage going on somewhere. < 1250112642 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :From my perspective, my message was at 4:08, but the log says it's at 4:11 < 1250112644 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AMAZING < 1250112659 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:11:30 says mine < 1250112665 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your clock is off < 1250112674 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1250112684 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@129.33.192.227 JOIN :#esoteric < 1250112692 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's not the clock, it's lag. < 1250112702 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because on mine, my message was two minutes BEFORE yours. < 1250112708 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But in the canonical log, yours came first. < 1250112740 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stunning. < 1250112754 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now it seems to be working again. < 1250112831 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: why pointless? < 1250112874 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I refuse to dignify that question with an answer and/or don't care to :P < 1250112893 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol, this is the only level has restarted at stage 31, undefined < 1250112910 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: i'm trying to ascertain if the 1280x800 @ 12.1" is sufficient for doing everything < 1250112911 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so far, yes < 1250115088 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250116401 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1250116610 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION mods his mouse
< 1250116642 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250117616 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1250118344 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1250118410 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1250118444 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1250119459 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1250119468 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: by? < 1250120264 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's rather that space owns russia < 1250120291 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1250120318 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Soviet Russia... < 1250120608 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Space owns YOU < 1250120621 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION swats FireFly -----###
< 1250120625 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1250120628 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That hurt like pain < 1250120637 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, i was getting low on my quota < 1250120803 0 :Warrigal_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish there were never any lag between my IRC client and the servers. < 1250120874 0 :Warrigal_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just have to buy an indestructible dedicated cable going between my Slicehost data center and a freenode server and tell them both to put it in their routing tables. < 1250121114 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With emphasis on "just" < 1250121328 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's only/fair