< 1260403613 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: long inline int explicit unsigned volatile virtual long const f()? Man. That's quite impressive. < 1260403633 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: could string "operator" in there too < 1260403636 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g. operator foo() < 1260403640 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1260403642 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :operator +() < 1260403683 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :long inline int explicit unsigned volatile virtual long const operator !(void) const; // Maybe? < 1260403712 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I know < 1260403815 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :long inline int explicit unsigned volatile virtual long const operator and (); < 1260403821 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :technically "and" is not a keyword < 1260403902 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I guess if you count those, you could just have an arbitrary pointer expression constructed with bitand bitand bitand bitand bitand bitand bitand bitand bitand... i; to dereference it umpteen billion times < 1260403906 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/de// < 1260403923 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, you can do that with keywords to! < 1260403933 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh, c++ < 1260403945 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ... ; while(1); while(1); ... < 1260404503 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`haskell do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do 2 < 1260404504 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1260404586 0 :iamcal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1260405092 0 :oklokok!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :höhö do do < 1260408313 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: x: goto x; goto x; ... < 1260408748 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1260409185 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260409235 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :int(*p)(int,int,int,int,int,int,int,int,int,...,int,int);? < 1260409530 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Those all have some non-whitespace punctuation/non-keywordy stuff, unlike the do do do do do re mi wait I got sidetracked. < 1260410988 0 :Guest67800!n=mu@wireless-lsusecure-9.net.lsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1260413656 0 :Guest67800!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260414205 0 :FireFly!n=firefly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1260414671 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1260415786 0 :Fuco!n=a@fuco.sks3.muni.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1260418003 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1260420150 0 :Slereah!n=Slereah@ANantes-259-1-16-130.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1260420842 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260421966 0 :quantumEd!n=somebody@unaffiliated/fax JOIN :#esoteric < 1260424802 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@jol13-1-82-66-176-74.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260425583 0 :ais523!i=93bcc029@gateway/web/freenode/x-ledurksbvqrtrizd JOIN :#esoteric < 1260425972 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Ping timeout: 180 seconds < 1260427757 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuy_qw@bas2-toronto47-1279283419.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1260427965 0 :AirCastle!i=inhahe@adsl-074-186-083-219.sip.mia.bellsouth.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260428466 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"* I'm too lame to read BitchX.doc *" < 1260428616 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-11-89.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260428731 0 :Guest67800!n=mu@wireless-lsusecure-9.net.lsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1260429830 0 :Guest67800!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :OxE6 < 1260430013 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1260430089 0 :OxE6!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1260430983 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1260431894 0 :cal153!n=cal@66-162-68-164.static.twtelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260431999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1260432000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1260433492 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuy_qw@bas2-toronto47-1242437556.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1260436301 0 :Guest67800!n=mu@wireless-lsusecure-9.net.lsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1260436307 0 :Guest67800!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :mu < 1260436309 0 :mu!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :OxE6 < 1260436373 0 :p_q!n=poiuy_qw@bas2-toronto47-1279282221.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1260436376 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1260438735 0 :p_q!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260440093 0 :cal153!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260440477 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuy_qw@67-208-6-119.ip.tor.radiant.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260440582 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1260440597 0 :adam_d!n=Adam@AAnnecy-751-1-2-164.w90-52.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1260441386 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuy_qw@67-208-6-119.ip.tor.radiant.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260441493 0 :cal153!n=cal@66-162-68-164.static.twtelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260443002 0 :quantumEd!n=somebody@unaffiliated/fax JOIN :#esoteric < 1260443508 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@jol13-1-82-66-176-74.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260444604 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260448932 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1260449854 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1260450272 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion. KVIrc 3.4.2 Shiny http://www.kvirc.net" < 1260450947 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1260452869 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1260453076 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-87-118.w81-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1260453815 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1260454096 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260455978 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, iwc < 1260455986 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :read it hours ago < 1260455993 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, remind me what it was about? < 1260456000 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no _you_ remind me < 1260456007 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, I read it hours ago too < 1260456011 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :around noon I think < 1260456020 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i guess we'll never know, then < 1260456032 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I remember < 1260456039 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cue* gasp < 1260456054 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wasn't it Steve and Terry? < 1260456073 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... < 1260456116 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes. i somehow thought that was yesterday. < 1260456198 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, hah! found out your secret then! < 1260456202 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :time travel! < 1260456219 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that explains how you can always had read it hours ago < 1260456253 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't always have read it hours ago < 1260456262 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and besides, you started it < 1260456272 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, started what? < 1260456281 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"read it hours ago" < 1260456286 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh maybe I did < 1260456294 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was true though < 1260456300 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well so was this < 1260456312 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course *wink* < 1260456333 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Say no more! < 1260456378 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but but ... won't that kill the channel? < 1260456419 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, yes indeed it would. Evil mirror universe fizzie is trying to trick you < 1260456426 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1260456445 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION recalls a scifi story about evil mirror beings < 1260456479 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, isn't that one of those required things if you have any sort of parallel universes? < 1260456480 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they actually went _through_ mirrors though < 1260456492 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like you got to have dragons in novel length fantasy < 1260456506 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(short stories are not subject to these rules) < 1260456516 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(as in, it is optional there) < 1260456518 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there was a planet that had removed all mirrors after getting rid of them the first time < 1260456531 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : they actually went _through_ mirrors though <-- Alice through the looking glass < 1260456539 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even water ponds did not reflect there < 1260456559 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what did they add to the water to make that happen? < 1260456613 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no idea, it was not exactly hard scifi < 1260456617 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It's not a dragon, it's a dragaeran. < 1260456627 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i read it > 20 years ago, i think < 1260456649 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, huh? < 1260456668 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Gabe: How about the fact every person in this book is some kind of dragon? < 1260456668 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tycho: Not dragons *per se*. Technically, they're Dragaerans. < 1260456668 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gabe: That's fair. Let's say I were to... chokeaeran you. Would you appreciate the distinction?" < 1260456685 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's from http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/06/14/ < 1260456696 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1260457356 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, no long story arcs in that one right? < 1260457367 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION prefers comics that have a long story < 1260457382 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather than one story per day or such < 1260457436 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, no. < 1260457443 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, hm? < 1260457459 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Yes, you are correct; there are no long story arcs in that comic." < 1260457469 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and "no.."? < 1260457485 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1260457486 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"*Yes*, you are correct; there are *no* long story arcs in that comic." < 1260457486 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1260457512 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are a couple of occasions they've done continuity over multiple strips, but never more than a couple. < 1260457514 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style pa < 1260457514 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: pa (around 1200 transcribed Penny Arcade comics) < 1260457523 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Wouldn't you agree? < 1260457523 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: the year was 1942. fighting was intense in the streets of... why are you looking for? < 1260457541 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a strange name for a place. < 1260457542 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"why are you looking for" < 1260457555 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who and what < 1260457560 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but why that's a new one < 1260457583 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe not stranger than for example Mount Lookatthat, though "what" would work better. < 1260457611 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, that mountain exists? < 1260457624 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the Larry Niven books. < 1260457628 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not in real world. < 1260457675 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's nowhere near Your Finger You Fool? < 1260457768 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, :D < 1260457769 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's also the planet NowWhat, named after the opening words of the first settlers to arrive. (In the Hitchhiker books. With the capital city OhWell.) < 1260457786 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, I forgot that < 1260457787 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember seeing the "Your Finger You Fool" thing written down somewhere too. < 1260457791 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which book < 1260457795 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The fifth. < 1260457796 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, discworld < 1260457822 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the place with the boghogs. < 1260457868 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, with the what? < 1260457876 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION never liked the fifth book < 1260457901 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"-- the major activities pursued on NowWhat were those of catching, skinning and eating NowWhattian boghogs, which were the only extant form of animal life on NowWhat, all other having long ago died of despair." < 1260457908 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To quote Adams himself, it's a bleak book. < 1260457941 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, was it the alternative earth thingy < 1260457965 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Well, the place that were in the place Earth should've been. < 1260457971 0 :Rembane!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are the boghogs the one who only communicate by biting each other hard? < 1260457978 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rembane: On the thigh, yes. < 1260458004 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Life on NowWhat being what it was, most of what a boghog might have to say about it could easily be signified by these means." < 1260458054 0 :Rembane!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I think that part is very funny. < 1260458075 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly, though the part with the boghog-killing is a bit depressing. < 1260458102 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1260458202 0 :Rembane!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have forgot that part, luckily it seems. < 1260458401 0 :cal153!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1260458954 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1260459121 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1260459369 0 :jpc1!n=jw@unaffiliated/javawizard2539 JOIN :#esoteric < 1260459898 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1260459956 0 :adu!n=ajr@pool-71-241-254-143.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260460173 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1260460176 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1260460571 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1260460576 0 :AnMaster!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :→ < 1260460952 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuy_qw@bas2-toronto47-1279283138.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1260461205 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys < 1260461213 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats the language that has time travel? < 1260461223 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is that one of you guyses < 1260461236 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't there a bunch? < 1260461241 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feather? < 1260461258 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :twoducks < 1260461272 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whos language is feather? < 1260461284 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523's < 1260461294 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1260461299 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not published < 1260461304 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or finished < 1260461315 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems a pretty cheap idea < 1260461321 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could tack time travel onto any language < 1260461335 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd like to see a time travel monad in haskell < 1260461370 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not liable to ever be finished < 1260461379 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im pretty sure that monads already count as time travel < 1260461389 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1260461394 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually only in one direction :) < 1260461395 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least, not compared to Feather < 1260461399 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was a guy who talked about representing monadic operations visually < 1260461404 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Feather, you get to retroactively modify the compiler < 1260461422 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and how the behavior of monads looks a lot like you're performing computations on values and spitting out answers before you even have the values < 1260461723 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've seen a backwards state monad... < 1260462194 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: how is that even computable? < 1260462210 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: No clue < 1260462478 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes < 1260462715 0 :adam_d!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1260464222 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260464564 0 :augur!n=augur@pool-96-231-169-236.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260464824 0 :uorygl!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think monads are like time travel. < 1260464903 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. monads are like boxes filled with chocolate. belgian. < 1260465144 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :radioactive chocolate burritos < 1260465173 0 :quantumEd!n=somebody@unaffiliated/fax JOIN :#esoteric < 1260465223 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, that's arrows < 1260465247 0 :uorygl!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, arrows. I've forgotten about those. < 1260465304 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :arrows < 1260465348 0 :uorygl!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are the primitives? (a :-> b) -> (b :-> c) -> (a :-> c), (a -> b) -> (a :-> b), and (a :-> b) -> ((a,c) :-> (b,c))? < 1260465478 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you listed (>>>), arr and first iirc < 1260465537 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :backwards state monad is computable, it makes essential use of lazyness < 1260465564 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1260465568 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elephant has not got time travel but maybe something similar < 1260465581 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I remember reading something on the esolang wiki about time travel though < 1260465655 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh they've added a Category superclass < 1260465884 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like those are the minimal set < 1260466036 0 :jpc1!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260466932 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monads aren't like boxes filled with chocolate. Monads are like Schroedinger's cat in a box. ... Or something like that. < 1260466959 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyways, the point is that you observe it and then it calculates the state. < 1260467097 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks pikhq did not get the joke < 1260467103 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/ may help < 1260468570 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, that. < 1260468581 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm, chocolate. < 1260469324 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1260470260 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.168 JOIN :#esoteric < 1260471783 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1260472581 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1260474666 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1260474836 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1260475626 0 :Fuco!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1260476212 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1260477307 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1260477314 0 :augur!n=augur@pool-96-231-169-236.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1260478140 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heisenburgers.com - Certain about good taste. < 1260479690 0 :Gracenotes!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1260480217 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1260480751 0 :quantumEd!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"* I'm too lame to read BitchX.doc *" < 1260480801 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would like to comment that Oleg's C++ is the most amazing thing I have ever read. < 1260480835 0 :Slereah!n=Slereah@ANantes-259-1-16-130.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1260480904 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that so < 1260481071 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Functional C++. < 1260481097 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lambdas in C++0x! < 1260481125 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: ... He does it in current C++. < 1260481145 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: yeah, it's just more verbose and yucky that way :( < 1260481152 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :still, it's pretty awesome < 1260481156 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially when combined with templates < 1260481168 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which is basically the only way to do it, but still) < 1260481209 0 :jpc1!n=jw@unaffiliated/javawizard2539 JOIN :#esoteric < 1260481209 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, that's not even functional programming in the template system... < 1260481218 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He just defines classes with operator(). < 1260481233 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And defines macros to make that sane. < 1260481321 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Granted, you still need some templates for passing lambdas to functions. Not as crazy as you'd expect. < 1260481984 0 :zzo38!n=zzo38@h24-207-48-53.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1260482001 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just looking at the page about Timefuck today < 1260482086 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :link? < 1260482094 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is in the wiki < 1260482306 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was also thinking about self-modifying codes in video DSPs, today, too. < 1260482710 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I noticed that the CPUID program I wrote won't work on the anarchy golf server < 1260482724 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It outputs all null bytes if run there) < 1260483258 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1260483435 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2000,{{`1/sq%A+}F91=}^Pa < 1260483484 0 :zzo38!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"gnivaeL" < 1260485628 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1260486230 0 :oklokok!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :oklopol < 1260487479 0 :augur!n=augur@216-164-33-76.c3-0.slvr-ubr2.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1260488343 0 :jpc1!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)