00:08:59 It's... My God, my Internet is working NORMALLY 00:14:05 -!- Portponky has quit (Quit: chicken is nature's potato). 00:52:16 NORMALLY 01:11:36 -!- Zuu has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 01:17:41 -!- Zuu has joined. 01:17:41 -!- Zuu has quit (Changing host). 01:17:42 -!- Zuu has joined. 02:09:10 OMGREUBENSODELICIOUS 02:26:52 -!- lament has joined. 02:42:34 -!- oerjan has joined. 02:45:24 -!- oerjan has quit (Client Quit). 02:47:38 -!- oerjan has joined. 02:52:16 It's... My God, my Internet is working NORMALLY <-- i guess it must be the end times then 02:58:04 Nope, stopped working right again. 02:58:53 ah. 03:22:11 -!- lament has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 03:33:40 Gregor: have you ever tried eating your arm? it's quite tasty. 03:34:06 My arm in particular? 03:34:29 human arms in general 03:34:45 There are few cannibals on IRC. 03:35:03 pikhq: [citation needed] 03:35:27 * Sgeo just submitted a troll post to Reddit 03:35:54 Well, I guess it depends how you define "troll" 03:36:11 big, brutish, should avoid sunlight? 03:36:38 http://www.reddit.com/r/iamaf/comments/c8w9v/iamna_person_trolling_riamaf_with_this_post/ 03:37:02 oh a comment 03:37:13 Huh? 03:37:18 It's not a comment, it's a submission 03:37:41 oh, hm 03:38:37 Sgeo: from what I can see, anything goes on IAMAF 03:39:06 So it's fully true that I'm not trolling, then? Hm 03:39:14 Maybe I should have said that I am trolling 03:39:40 No, I think that's said in IAmNA, which does imply that it's a fictional persona? 03:39:43 I don't know 03:40:10 Sgeo: just so long as you follow the unencyclopedia guideline of "try to be funny and not just stupid" 03:40:39 I don't think I can add anything that would be funny and not just stupid 03:40:43 -!- coppro has joined. 03:42:05 I mean, just consider "IAm(N)An invisible pink unicorn." 03:50:56 `translate Alexander Pánek ist dezent nasal inkontinent. 03:51:14 No output. 03:51:35 What HackEgo means to say, of course, is "Alexander Pánek is decent nasal incontinent." 03:51:45 Isn't that right? 03:51:49 `translate Derecho. 03:51:51 No output. 03:51:54 Right. 03:52:24 `which cat 03:52:26 /bin/cat 03:52:32 `cp /bin/cat bin/translate 03:52:38 No output. 03:52:42 `translate Alexander Pánek ist dezent nasal inkontinent. 03:52:43 No output. 03:53:02 `run cp /bin/cat bin/translate 03:53:04 No output. 03:53:06 `translate Alexander Pánek ist dezent nasal inkontinent. 03:53:07 No output. 03:53:14 `run ls -l bin/translate 03:53:20 -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 56296 May 28 02:52 bin/translate 03:53:30 `run ls -l /bin/cat 03:53:32 -rwxr-xr-x 1 0 0 56296 Jun 5 2009 /bin/cat 03:53:58 ¡Ay. 03:54:00 Yes, translate is broken. 03:54:01 FIX IT 03:54:03 `rm bin/translate 03:54:05 No output. 03:54:12 `run cp /bin/echo bin/translate 03:54:14 uorygl: cat doesn't take it's file as a command line argument 03:54:14 No output. 03:54:21 `translate Alexander Pánek ist dezent nasal inkontinent. 03:54:22 Alexander Pánek ist dezent nasal inkontinent. 03:54:23 or, well, you know what i mean 03:54:26 There, fixed! 03:54:43 `translate I can now translate anything at a rapid rate of speed. 03:54:44 I can now translate anything at a rapid rate of speed. 03:55:46 It can quickly translate anything at a rapid rate of fast speed. 03:57:46 * uorygl is intrigued by some of Google Translate's translations. 03:58:00 Welcome to Grand Valley State University. -> Bienvenido a la Universidad Estatal de Grand Valley. 03:58:15 Welcome to Grand Rapids State University. -> Bienvenidos a Grand Rapids State University. 03:58:33 Welcome to Grand Attitude State University. -> Bienvenido a la Universidad Estatal de Grand Actitud. 03:58:39 la grande rapido universidad estatal 03:58:51 *rapida 03:59:00 Welcome to Large Attitude State University. -> Bienvenido a la Universidad del Estado de gran actitud. 03:59:16 ...right 03:59:29 Welcome to Large Rock State University. -> Bienvenido a la Universidad Gran Estado Rock. 03:59:33 It never ends! 04:00:42 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Argh, noise). 04:00:50 Bienvenido a la Universidad Estatal del Valle Grande. Bienvenido a Gran Rapids State University. Bienvenido a la Universidad Estatal de Grand Rock. 04:01:09 Bienvenido a la Universidad de Green State Reaper. 04:03:32 Bienvenido a la Universidad Gran Rostro Estado. Bienvenido a la Universidad Estatal de Grand cara. Bienvenido a la cara de la Universidad del Estado. 04:03:47 `translate Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. 04:03:48 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. 04:03:48 I wonder why it said "Bienvenidos" precisely once. 04:03:50 -!- myndzi\ has changed nick to myndzi. 04:04:14 myndzi: Buffalo Buffalo búfalo búfalo búfalo búfalo búfalo búfalo búfalo búfalo búfalo. 04:04:32 lol. 04:04:42 it's missing two more proper nouns 04:07:12 Ooh, impressive. 04:07:19 Spanish sentence: La rata que el gato que el perro mordió persiguió escapó. 04:07:29 Its Google translation: The rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped. 04:07:54 The impression ends there, however. 04:08:00 Back to Spanish: La rata, el gato al perro mordió perseguido escapado. 04:08:18 Back to English: The rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped. 04:08:22 That is kind of impressive, actually. 04:09:26 That Spanish sentence actually means "The rat, the cat bit the dog that had (been) chased and escaped." 04:10:22 And is a strange way of saying it. 04:21:16 But it comes back to English unscathed. 04:43:37 -!- lament has joined. 05:06:41 -!- gm|lap has joined. 06:12:28 -!- MizardX has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 07:03:09 -!- tombom has joined. 07:05:36 -!- coppro has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 07:13:51 -!- relet has joined. 07:53:35 -!- tombom has quit (Quit: Leaving). 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 08:10:53 -!- Gregor has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 08:21:32 -!- Gregor has joined. 08:38:58 -!- lament has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 08:58:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 09:25:13 The only reason i havent compiled it for linux yet, is because of some pcre foop :) <-- hm? libpcre not installed or? 09:26:47 -!- FireFly has joined. 09:30:09 * Sgeo should probably do something blasphemous, like sleep 09:30:32 It's half nine! In the morning! 09:37:47 * Sgeo should make a song of the various semantics of assignment in different languages, to the theme of the llama song 09:38:25 Hm, I thought it would begin "C and C++ make copies", but I'm not sure that that's accurate for C++ 09:39:14 C#'s really a strange bugger, sometimes copies, sometimes... 09:39:54 -!- MigoMipo has joined. 09:40:17 I should say "the assignment operator", since it can sometimes be used for things that aren't actually assignment (Ruby, C#, Python, others?) 09:44:02 -!- MigoMipo has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 09:47:04 -!- MigoMipo has joined. 09:52:39 You can overload the assignment operator in C++, can't you? 09:55:12 I.. know there's a copy constructor, don't know how that works with operator overloading 09:55:13 And then there are things like Haskell. 09:55:40 Haskell has an assignment operator. It's just more.. permanent 09:56:03 It's more of a definition operator, really... 09:56:39 I should probably sleep 09:56:43 It's almost 5am 09:58:15 Ah, yes. 09:58:23 Your ungodly American time zones. 09:58:52 When I was your age we had one time zone, and we were happy with it! 10:06:18 Hm, I thought it would begin "C and C++ make copies", but I'm not sure that that's accurate for C++ 10:06:19 eh? 10:06:42 Sgeo, C has a fairly straight forward assignment 10:07:13 well it makes copies if you consider the variable itself. You copy the pointer and so on. 10:11:44 -!- Slereah has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 10:17:34 -!- Slereah has joined. 11:55:09 -!- Tritonio_GR has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 12:11:04 -!- atrapado has joined. 12:30:46 -!- endebrito has joined. 12:34:20 -!- gm|lap has quit (Quit: ilua). 13:02:06 -!- atrapado has quit (Quit: Saliendo). 13:21:08 -!- oerjan has joined. 13:22:23 -!- oklopol has joined. 13:22:29 party! 13:23:10 well?? 13:23:32 no. 13:24:10 alright 13:29:06 -!- hiato has joined. 13:30:31 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Damn f* headache). 13:34:22 -!- Mathnerd314 has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.2.3/20100401080539]). 13:41:21 -!- oerjan has joined. 13:41:45 all better now? 13:42:05 not really 13:42:36 oerjan, ouch 13:43:12 oerjan, btw nice backronym in iwc today 13:43:30 actually it's not so much headache as my noise sensitivity being extra bad today 13:43:51 AnMaster: yeah 13:44:14 you're more noise sensitive than the average human? 13:44:20 ok, a little headache too 13:44:41 i think so 13:46:04 i've never met anyone with as low a threshold for early pain as myself 13:51:16 -!- ineiros has joined. 13:54:05 you're more noise sensitive than the average human? <-- I am. Due to better than average hearing (had this tested many years ago) 13:54:22 especially at the typical "background noise" frequencies 13:54:55 * oerjan isn't sure DMM's explanation of why three satellites is needed is correct 13:55:11 oerjan, oh? what would be wrong in it? 13:55:41 because you don't actually get the distance from the signal of a single satellite, i think, unless your receiver also has an atomic clock 13:55:58 you only get the _difference_ between the distances to the satellites 13:56:02 hm 13:56:08 my hearing is average 13:56:19 oerjan, and are all the GPS satellites geostationary? 13:56:26 or do they broadcast their own position? 13:56:28 none of them afaik 13:56:34 they broadcast their position 13:56:51 also our dog has an awesome hearing but she's not that sensitive to loud noises 13:56:58 so i don't think there's necessarily a connection 13:58:16 oklopol, different species. Could have a lot higher inherent noise insensitivity 13:58:40 oklopol, and there are other factors than just how well you hear when considering noise sensitivity 13:58:55 but I would maintain that (for humans at least) it is one of the factors 13:58:57 okay then; a friend of mine has a much better hearing than me, but is not at all sensitive to loud noises 13:59:23 i expect a lot of my noise sensitivity is psychological, anyway 13:59:30 oklopol, better hearing at which freqs? 13:59:55 -!- ineiros_ has quit (Quit: AARGH). 13:59:58 like doesn't have to wear ear plugs in concerts whereas my ears start hurting if i use earphones for too long (good ones) 14:00:10 oerjan, yes but if you are noise sensitive then hearing more noises than most people (due to better hearing) will only make it worse 14:00:17 thus there is a connection in some sense 14:00:39 AnMaster: not tested, i just know i have an average hearing, and he can tell species of motorcycles by their sound 14:00:40 i'm _immensely_ annoyed by coughing and sniffling 14:00:53 or maybe i should say races 14:01:22 oerjan, that depends on how loud. Some people are worse than others when it comes to coughing. 14:01:22 i'm annoyed by nothing 14:01:53 ever 14:02:06 AnMaster: loudness is almost immaterial for me there 14:02:13 hm 14:02:15 well at least with humans, i get insanely annoyed with machines all the time tho 14:04:59 err well actually i guess i have a better than average hearing 14:05:12 but i don't have a phenomenal hearing 14:05:49 i think one of my ears got the second best possible score when it was last checked 14:05:54 and the other one was perfect 14:06:02 -!- endebrito has left (?). 14:06:44 score, as in i didn't hear the highest note 14:07:08 ah, "Three satellites might seem enough to solve for position, since space has three dimensions and a position near the Earth's surface can be assumed. However, even a very small clock error multiplied by the very large speed of light[23].the speed at which satellite signals propagate.results in a large positional error. Therefore receivers use four or more satellites to solve for the receiver's location and time." 14:09:00 i don't exactly believe in light, has anyone actually SEEN light, like ever? 14:09:39 also i was asked to give a seminar on esoteric programming languages 14:10:15 (and on cellular automata) 14:10:18 -!- kar8nga has joined. 14:10:26 or well maybe more like presentation w/e 14:10:40 lecturation 14:13:09 ejacula--i kid 14:13:29 i'm not entirely sure about the CA talk because i have yet to read my first paper about that stuff 14:13:48 oklopol: want me to give the CA seminar instead 14:13:50 although i know the topology stuff from the theory of tiling 14:14:04 you like this computability stuff right? 14:14:10 no 14:14:14 oh 14:14:17 i thought you did 14:14:20 formal languages 14:14:22 Well I kind of do 14:14:31 I like it when it's practical. 14:14:37 oh okay 14:16:41 i like it when the problems are interesting, but i guess i prefer it if the results are useless 14:17:48 At heart I'm someone who likes things to be implemented. 14:18:21 If the theory of computability can help me determine if something is implementable, great. 14:18:47 okay 14:19:12 SO HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT NEW HIP PAPER ABOUT FIXED POINT TILE SETS 14:22:41 okay wtf. filling out a form has a question for age, with ranges like "31-40", "41-50" and so on. However there is "younger than 20" and "21-31". No option for exactly 20... 14:23:28 are 20-yo's supposed to be filling it? 14:23:40 what's it about 14:23:41 AnMaster: clearly it was written by people with a specific hate against 20 year old pedants 14:23:42 oklopol, well yes. 14:23:59 are you sure there isn't a separate form for 20-yo's? 14:24:06 AnMaster: WTF someone made a mistake 14:24:08 oklopol, it is from my university, they are doing some survey on how you travel there. Like "by bus" "by car", ... 14:24:10 HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 14:24:40 Quadrescence: your keyboard is hung up, hth 14:24:43 oklopol, and I'm pretty sure it is aimed at 20 years old yes. Surely they know how old I am at the university. 14:25:08 "less than 20" was probs supposed to be "20 or less 14:25:09 " 14:25:14 AnMaster asking what hth means: shut up 14:25:28 oerjan, I didn't ask... 14:25:42 I JUST WANTED TO SAVE YOU SOME WORK THERE 14:26:23 today there was this paper where they said it's in RE to check if a tile set has at least one tiling and all its tilings have exactly the periods (0, km) and (km, 0) for all k \in N 14:26:28 i was like wtf 14:26:56 oklopol, I assume that tile has some very specific meaning here? 14:26:57 oh umm and their sums 14:27:05 WANG tiles 14:27:09 XD 14:27:13 LOL WANG 14:27:18 um well you can emulate turing machines using tiles, so RE results or not exactly unexpected 14:27:21 you fill Z^2 with tiles, each tile has a color on each side 14:27:22 *are 14:27:30 and the colors have to match 14:27:33 oerjan: but it's not in RE! 14:27:37 it's harder 14:27:46 oh, hm 14:27:55 yeah even I know RE isn't TC 14:28:00 consider T1 \union T2 for some weird-ass set T2 and T1 which is m-periodic 14:28:12 oklopol: was this for _any_ set of tiles or a specific class? 14:28:19 any set of tiles 14:28:39 okay what are tiles in this context really? 14:28:50 you fill Z^2 with tiles, each tile has a color on each side 14:28:52 and the colors have to match 14:29:07 like top and bottom have to be the same if a tile is on top of another 14:29:17 hm 14:29:33 wait are these tiles squares? 14:29:37 yes 14:29:50 so not jigsaw puzzles here :D 14:29:58 oklopol, sounds like a game I remember playing ages ago, but there it wasn't Z² but a 6x6 gird 14:30:06 no you can translate jigsaw to wang 14:30:11 err 14:30:14 sorry wang to jigsaw 14:30:19 thought so 14:30:27 and reasonable jigsaw to wang 14:30:46 the other way would require the jigsaw pieces to have compatible sizes i guess... 14:30:56 ah indeed wang tiles does seem like those used in that game. Thought it was a bad joke at first. ;P 14:31:05 in some sense. i don't know much about the geometric aspect 14:31:10 oklopol, define reasonable 14:31:23 AnMaster: i can't, i don't know anything about the geometric aspect 14:31:26 ah 14:31:34 oklopol, also you forgot 3D jigsaws 14:31:41 presumably you meant 2D ones only? 14:31:57 i said Z^2, obviously you can do any Z^n 14:32:31 oklopol, well but you couldn't translate a Z^3 jigsaw to Z^2 wang tiles right? 14:32:49 btw that gave me an idea for a game, jigsaw on a torus. 14:32:58 (probably been done already) 14:33:00 anyway all the problems are undecidable for wangs so you they are undecidable for more general sets too; the translation from wangs to jigsaws is trivial, you just add bumps 14:33:03 and dents 14:34:23 AnMaster: no you can't translate a R^3 jigsaw to Z^2 wang tiles, you can't even translate R^2-jig to Z^2-wang in general 14:34:45 oklopol, indeed 14:35:00 but weren't those two statements equivalent? Or is jig != jigsaw? 14:35:05 or wang tiles != wang? 14:35:21 oklopol: you said this was a paper so i presume the proof was non-obvious 14:35:22 (well, the latter is a person, but in the context of that sentence I meant) 14:35:29 wang = wang tile, jig = jigsaw tile, i meant any shape homeomorphic to a ball 14:35:36 oklopol, ah 14:35:40 XD 14:35:52 oerjan: the proof for RE was "obviously" 14:35:59 oh wait, I misread that as innuendo. doh 14:36:19 hm 14:37:03 what they were actually proving was E and O are in RE and inseparable, where E and O are tile sets that are m-periodic with even and odd m respectively 14:37:21 it's true they are inseparable (the nontrivial part), but the RE claim is not true 14:37:48 *E and O are the families of tile sets ... 14:37:53 oklopol, so make an article disproving it? 14:38:10 s/make/write/ 14:38:23 it was like lemma 56 with "this claim is not actually interesting by itself, but illustrates the technique well" above it 14:38:29 or something 14:39:02 um so the paper was wrong? 14:39:03 -!- Tritonio_GR has joined. 14:39:29 wrong about RE, right about the nontrivial part of inseparability 14:40:36 oh well 14:41:06 i just wanted to insert my version of wtf someone made a mistake 14:41:43 also they probably meant to say that an m-periodic tile set is one that allows at least one tiling with period m in both directions, this is obviously in R 14:41:45 *RE 14:41:49 oklopol: you were not initially very clear about this being why you said wtf ;) 14:43:00 oerjan: i know 14:43:16 i prefer unclear conversations 14:44:33 -!- relet has left (?). 14:44:49 um well you can emulate turing machines using tiles, so RE results or not exactly unexpected <<< do you just know from wp or something or have you read stuff about this 14:45:02 well i guess that's folklore 14:45:06 "or something", i guess 14:45:24 did you know affine maps can emulate turing machines in R^2 and up? 14:45:34 er, no 14:46:17 i cannot quite connect the concept of affine maps to emulating anything, there... 14:46:35 basically you have (r_1, q + r_2) as state, you can move on the tape by multiplication by constant, and change state and tape values by adding constantes 14:46:37 *constants 14:46:59 -!- hiato has quit (Quit: gonna install official ati drivers). 14:48:20 um you mean using an affine map as the machine state? 14:48:37 and also turns out you can emulate affine maps with tilings (my supervisors idea), which i'm trying to use to add new fun properties to aperiodic sets 14:48:45 no machine state is two reals 14:48:47 a point 14:48:54 -!- MizardX has joined. 14:48:58 ok 14:49:14 then depending on the square you're in, which depends on q and the first digits of r_i's (tops of stacks) 14:49:19 you move on the tape and shit 14:49:28 this is an old idea 14:49:32 "you move on the tape and shit" ~quote of the day 14:50:02 oh well. but conditioning on the square you're in is not an affine operation afaik 14:50:37 oh sorry i guess the term is partial affine maps or something 14:50:45 `addquote you move on the tape and shit 14:50:55 166| you move on the tape and shit 14:51:18 you split the domain in some sort of areas and there's an affine map for each domain 14:51:23 for each area 14:51:24 ah 14:51:49 a frequent thingie to do in dynamic systems stuffology 14:52:11 -!- Gracenotes has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 14:52:11 yeah, i've mingled with people who did that sort of thing :D 14:52:31 oklopol: you mean DYNAMICAL systems 14:52:31 (tilings and translation stuff) 14:52:34 that word is always weird to me 14:52:36 dynamical 14:52:49 in 1d most problems become decidable, if the affine map is continuous, but if it's not then no one knows anything 14:53:25 -!- Gracenotes has joined. 14:53:32 oh dynamical okay 14:53:45 i first heard the term like two weeks ago 14:53:57 i'm sort of a newbie 14:54:18 nb 14:55:25 oklopol: i find that unlikely, given that it's in the title of at least some of my articles i believe 14:55:35 :D 14:55:46 i meant decidability stuff 14:55:54 if you know about that, it would be VERY useful 14:56:41 i don't think we did much of that no 14:56:49 oklopolology 14:58:26 well okay i guess it's not that important anymore, my current problems are related to immortality of turing machines, so if you know good anything about that stuff, would be useful 14:59:45 basically i need to enforce certain properties for tm output no matter what tape it's started on, and usually it's complicated to prove this stuff because a tm like that can't do any sort of unbounded search 15:00:10 the initial random tape can have infinitely many non-blanks 15:01:47 i mean a tm whose output has some property given any initial tape can't have any sort of repetitive behavior because you can cheat it into some sort of infloop 15:02:30 ok i retract that, all the articles i thought of just seem to just say "minimal systems" in the title 15:02:40 what are minimal systems 15:03:02 dynamical systems that are minimal, of course *cough* 15:03:04 affine systems with no closed subsystems? 15:03:09 okay dynamical 15:03:32 every orbit is a dense subset, is one of the equivalent formulations 15:04:16 okay that's actually exactly the kind of stuff i would've needed last week 15:04:17 -!- BeholdMyGlory has joined. 15:04:45 another is that there are no closed or open subsets preserved by the dynamics, other than the empty set and the whole space 15:05:06 preserved as in maps to inside it? 15:05:07 self 15:05:11 yeah 15:05:36 okay lol 15:06:01 at least those are equivalent in the context we studied (single transformation on a compact hausdorff space) 15:06:33 (mostly cantor sets) 15:07:15 (that's sort of obvious because the closure of an orbit is a preserved set) 15:07:34 i would've needed some sort of ways to show a system of affine maps does not have a period 15:07:36 *invariant set, may be the terminology 15:09:02 the usual cantor sets? 15:09:18 and well minimal systems don't have periods, true, but minimal is a pretty strong condition 15:09:31 oklopol: or homeomorphic to it 15:09:49 it, because they are all homeomorphic to each other 15:09:54 yeah 15:09:59 i'm so proud i knew that 15:12:08 oklopol: hm that repetitive behavior of a tm, it occurs to me you can control things somewhat by making sure the stuff you've already seen is in a known format 15:12:39 so what's to the left of the tape head isn't a problem 15:14:15 although if you then move left, you need to be sure the boundary to the unknown region is clearly marked so it doesn't trick you when you move back... 15:14:25 things like that 15:14:58 oh umm bi-infinite tape 15:15:19 ah. well you need to make sure the beginning is clearly marked too, then 15:15:34 if you at some point need to go back to the marker 15:15:40 ohh umm 15:15:43 what i failed to mention is 15:15:49 the turing machine can also start in any state :) 15:15:54 ouch 15:15:58 so if you at some point have to go to a marker... 15:16:07 what if there isn't one 15:16:39 indeed now it looks hard 15:16:55 i have to assume anything can happen because we're encoding all this in a real number and the affine system has to have convex and compact domains 15:17:37 for minsky machines it's trivial to show mortality is undecidable, the "stacks" have a finite number, so you just have some counter N, simulate N steps, reboot and simulate 2N and so on 15:17:45 Can someone sum up what you have been talking about over the last ~2 hours? 15:18:01 shitting on tapes 15:18:06 mostly 15:18:30 There was discussion over GPS and IWC. 15:18:52 (Incidentally, I found the thing about ICBMs rather funny) 15:19:20 it's rather obvious once you think of it 15:19:54 ICBMs? 15:20:02 also it didn't say IC 15:20:25 what's obvious 15:20:45 that you don't want terrorists to be able to use GPS for missiles 15:20:58 using commercially available parts 15:21:08 Can't they make their own GPS receivers? 15:21:28 Or do the satellites not send enough data to calculate? 15:21:33 no they can make missiles but gps is too hard 15:21:55 well it probably actually is a lot harder, i haven't tried making either 15:22:00 Is the technology secret, or just nigh-impossible to build at home? 15:22:29 also who cares about GPS and IWC when there's tiles involved 15:22:40 Ooh, tiles 15:22:42 tiles! 15:23:00 i'm a professional jigsaw puzzle composer 15:23:00 Wang tiles, am I right? 15:23:03 yes 15:23:22 Phantom_Hoover: i don't think it's secret but it will be harder for the terrorists if they need to get their own expertise and maybe even factories... 15:23:24 Incidentally, I think jigsaws and Wang tiles are equivalent. 15:23:44 although they can probably just buy from North Korea :( 15:23:53 there was a piece of discussion about that 15:24:11 but wang tiles can be compiled into jigsaws by adding bumps and dents 15:24:40 Yes. 15:24:46 That's what I was thinking of. 15:25:38 first thing you do one a tilings course 15:25:41 *on a 15:25:47 the other way around apparently has subtleties 15:25:48 well maybe not 15:26:42 Yeah, jigsaw to Wang tiles is complicated... 15:27:18 so Phantom_Hoover do you know all about aperiodic tile sets 15:27:32 (i'm really misquoting oklopol there) 15:27:41 No! 15:27:56 I sort-of know what Wang tiles are! 15:28:00 and aperiodic tile set is one that allows tilings, but no periodic ones 15:28:10 Yes, I know what they are. 15:28:18 aperiodic is pretty essential for those tile sets that turn into minimal dynamical systems, iirc 15:28:18 Penrose tiles being another example. 15:28:48 yeah penrose tiles are one of the geometric constructions 15:29:41 i _think_ the space of penrose tiles under translation was a minimal system 15:29:49 um 15:30:00 there are 3 known ways to make aperiodic tiles, one is the geometric ones that have some sort of recursive structure (although the details can vary lots), then there's the all-new fixed point tile sets that can do almost anything, and then there's the one based on beatty sequences made by my supervisor (smallest known) 15:30:08 they probably need to be at least somewhat compatibly oriented 15:30:25 oerjan: you've done tiling minimality stuff? 15:30:36 i've heard of it 15:30:49 argh, it's been like two weeks and i still don't know anything :< 15:30:54 as i said above, i've mingled with that kind of people 15:31:04 i should go read stuff prolly 15:31:13 yeah 15:32:11 soon i'll go 15:32:19 soon 15:32:22 i hate irc 15:32:31 as for those 3 ways, does it include cutting planes of higher dimensional tilings? 15:32:49 i think i recall penrose tilings could be got by cutting something five-dimensional 15:32:54 i don't know of proofs that were originally based on those 15:32:59 or something like that 15:33:06 but yeah i suppose that's different 15:33:27 oklopol: You aren't a mathematician too, are you? 15:33:34 i think penroses were just later noted to be cuts like that, or something 15:33:41 hm or maybe it was just 3, but with a suitable angle 15:34:01 Phantom_Hoover: if i'm something, then i'm a mathematician; but i don't think i'm anything yet 15:34:20 yeah it may not have been penrose's original construction. then i don't really recall. 15:34:36 *but then 15:34:47 oerjan: so i guess the third category is "geometrical stuff" 15:35:09 ones where you actually think about them as tiles and not just local constraints on C^(Z^2) 15:35:31 hm 15:35:53 C^(Z^2)? 15:35:55 What? 15:36:04 the geometric ones aren't nearly as flexible as the fixed point thing (where you can basically make a tm compute anything on the tape), and hopefully the thing i'm doing now 15:36:25 Phantom_Hoover: elements of that are integer lattices filled with elements of C 15:36:27 Phantom_Hoover: oklopol has switched from computer science to mathematics since he came here 15:36:53 Lattice...? 15:37:00 * oerjan wonders if he's responsible for that 15:37:04 well the cartesian product Z * Z 15:38:27 C is just an arbitrary set here, i presume 15:38:30 Phantom_Hoover: the set of pairs with both elements of Z 15:38:34 oerjan: yes, i hit a random key 15:38:36 :D 15:38:56 although i would suppose the complex numbers _would_ be big enough for all your needs 15:39:02 YOU ARE CONFUSING. 15:39:36 You could have picked T, or, W, or something without a well-known prior definition, but noooo. 15:39:47 A^B is the set of functions f : B -> A, A^2 is the cartesian product of A with itself 15:39:54 so C^(Z^2) 15:40:02 oh you were confused about complexes right 15:40:39 Phantom_Hoover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lattice_(group) 15:40:39 in that case, what oerjan said, you can interpret it as complex numbers 15:40:58 i was thinking of just lattice as a geometrical idea, but okay :P 15:41:58 oh 15:42:00 that's that 15:42:08 oklopol: well, this is as opposed to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lattice_(order) 15:42:25 yeah 15:42:42 i just had the exam about universal algebra btw, GUESS HOW IT WENT 15:42:57 (a completely different meaning, although there is probably _some_ connection (almost _everything_ in math is connected to the latter one, isn't it) 15:43:01 ) 15:43:14 well there's a connection between the geometric intuition and both of them 15:44:26 oklopol: well i guess you aced it, as otherwise you would have been miserably complaining already if i know you ;D 15:44:32 :D 15:44:44 yeah not much to complain this year, i've been studied much more 15:44:46 * 15:44:49 studying 15:45:28 math is more motivating than programming for mobile phones and software engineering 15:45:36 oh forgetting to eat again 15:46:34 o 15:46:34 oko 15:46:35 o 15:46:36 oko 15:46:39 okoko 15:46:40 oko 15:46:41 o 15:46:41 oko 15:46:41 o 15:48:46 i should eat too, although my stomach hurts from drinking coffee all day 15:50:12 oerjan: you may be partly responsible, but i think it was more the math courses i took, so don't feel bad 15:51:06 it wasn't exactly a calculated decision, i was told i should switch to math and i was like fuck that's true 15:51:58 at some point all my cs had been replaced with math cells, without me knowing it 15:53:02 You could have picked T, or, W, or something without a well-known prior definition, but noooo. <-- he didn't use unicode blackboard bold chars 15:53:09 if he had it would have been way more confusing 15:53:29 But *no-one* uses them here, and he used Z for the nats. 15:53:52 Phantom_Hoover, I use unicode notation if I remember to and I'm not too lazy 15:54:14 oklopol: it's not like i would feel bad even if i were responsible, though ;D 15:55:22 * oerjan cackles evilly just for good measure 15:58:47 -!- ais523 has joined. 15:58:51 Leading impressionable youth into your evil line of "mathematics". 15:58:54 Phantom_Hoover: why not do like oerjan and read my mind :P 15:59:24 that's the first thing you do when you don't understand something 15:59:27 read the speaker's mind 15:59:54 AUUUUUM 16:00:35 XD 16:00:37 hi ais523 btw 16:00:44 oerjan: i presume A, U and M are arbitrary sets there 16:01:07 oklopol, is that the product of the sets or something then? 16:02:08 hi 16:02:30 usually i've seen it mean the multiplication of pairs of elements of the languages X and Y 16:02:49 i mean {xy | x \in X, y \in Y} 16:03:22 but if there isn't a multiplication then cartesian product might be the next logical interpretation 16:03:33 in the logic of intuitivity 16:04:02 argh is it just me or has the download system on sf.net gotten slower and more complex to use over time? 16:04:08 * oerjan just shakes his head 16:04:18 but bye for now, oerjan can say my lines from now on -> 16:04:27 argh! 16:04:32 *bye 16:28:45 -!- Tritonio_GR has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 16:32:56 I once ticked all of the boxes in a survey according to the Thue-Morse sequence. 16:33:09 The world must know! 16:34:00 * oerjan did that for his suitcase combination 16:34:28 *briefcase 16:34:51 Aha! 16:35:00 I know your suitcase combination! 16:35:08 argh! 16:35:24 I can steal your effects! 16:35:49 Personal or not! 16:35:59 dream on 16:36:22 * Phantom_Hoover books plane tickets to Norway 16:36:39 * Phantom_Hoover googles 16:36:49 * oerjan chants the ancient curse of eyjafjallajökull at Phantom_Hoover 16:37:08 That's in Iceland! 16:37:34 Unless... 16:37:53 Phantom_Hoover, Thue-Morse sequence? 16:38:05 0110100110010110... 16:38:14 what's the pattern 16:38:19 Phantom_Hoover: it has great powers to thwart your plane flight 16:38:46 * Phantom_Hoover books a boat 16:38:52 argh! 16:39:09 Phantom_Hoover, Norway has that maelstrom iirc 16:39:10 AnMaster: Start with 0, then concatenate it with the complement 16:39:12 so beware 16:39:22 * Phantom_Hoover starts digging 16:39:29 Phantom_Hoover, what? 16:39:35 * Phantom_Hoover climbs on board a ballistic missile. 16:39:51 Phantom_Hoover, could also get into issues from volcano 16:39:53 maybe 16:39:56 AnMaster: So iterating it goes 0, 01, 0110, 01101001... 16:40:22 Phantom_Hoover, hm why does that remind me of gray code... 16:41:00 The algorithm is superficially quite similar 16:41:27 * Phantom_Hoover uses a Kolmogorov machine to teleport into oerjan's office 16:41:36 s/office/whatever/ 16:41:44 ^ul ((0)(1)):^!S(~::^S!^*a~^~*a*~:^):^ 16:41:45 011010011001011010010110011010011001011001101001011010011001011010010110011010010110100110010110011010011001011010010110011010011001011001101001011010011001011001101001100101101001011001101001011010011001011010010110011010011001011001101001011010011001011010010110011010010110100110010110011010011001011010010110011010010110 ...too much output! 16:41:55 Phantom_Hoover, hm true 16:42:08 -!- lament has joined. 16:42:11 lament! 16:42:22 ^help 16:42:22 ^ ; ^def ; ^show [command]; lang=bf/ul, code=text/str:N; ^str 0-9 get/set/add [text]; ^style [style]; ^bool 16:42:27 ^help ul 16:42:27 ^ ; ^def ; ^show [command]; lang=bf/ul, code=text/str:N; ^str 0-9 get/set/add [text]; ^style [style]; ^bool 16:42:32 Oh, Underload. 16:42:57 * AnMaster tries to imagine a gray code computer. 16:43:10 for all integers and such 16:43:20 I wonder how to represent a signed number in gray code 16:43:43 Gray codes are sequences, aren't they? 16:44:47 Phantom_Hoover, hm? an n-bit gray code encoding can be mapped 1:1 to an n-bit binary encoding 16:45:20 Gray codes as in the differs-by-one-bit sequences? 16:45:47 Phantom_Hoover, well yes that is the point that they differ by only 1 bit between any pair of numbers next to each other 16:46:33 but it still goes through all combinations. For an example: 16:46:34 Bin Gray 16:46:34 00 00 16:46:35 01 01 16:46:35 10 11 16:46:35 11 10 16:46:43 Yeah, I get it now. 16:46:49 right 16:47:17 Phantom_Hoover, while an adder for a 4 bit gray code number would probably be quite a pain it shouldn't be impossible 16:48:08 Phantom_Hoover, another important thing with gray code is of course that there is only one bit difference between first and last element too 16:48:16 Yes, of course. 16:49:32 why of course? 16:49:33 I wonder how infeasible basic arithmetic would be in gray code... 16:49:58 i don't know why i asked that :P 16:50:08 oh? 16:50:30 oklopol, look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Encoder_Disc_%283-Bit%29.svg 16:50:40 why? 16:50:51 oklopol, imagine that is a disk used in some machinery to read the angle of rotation 16:51:09 oklopol, it uses lamps and sensors to see if an area is black or white 16:51:13 and by that read the value 16:51:29 oklopol, now in practise these might not be perfectly aligned 16:51:36 i'm imagining. 16:51:45 resulting in you could get an inconsistent reading when right at an edge between two values 16:52:16 with a binary coding you could end up at the wrong side of the disc in your reading that way 16:52:18 with gray code you can't 16:52:20 so what you're saying is "of course, because that makes most sense" 16:52:33 and not "of course, because the last one is forced" 16:52:42 oklopol, and since it is a circle it must match up between max value and least value 16:52:56 oklopol, I know the engineering reason for it :P 16:52:58 bbl food 16:53:14 AnMaster: Doing addition and subtraction mechanically would be easy. 16:53:48 it would? 16:54:14 -!- lament has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 16:55:23 it has a very regular structure so you could imagine there's a faster addition than looped increment (i guess maybe you could just translate between binary?) 16:55:30 With one of the wheels, a non-destructive copy routine. 16:55:41 oh mechanically 16:55:42 Although that's just looped increment. 16:56:01 And would take ages. 16:56:09 But it would look amazingly cool. 16:56:20 (i interpreted your "mechanically" as "") 16:56:33 probably 16:56:37 whatever it'd look like 16:57:09 It'd make whirring noises. 16:57:27 Perhaps I should tell those Rube Goldberg computer people about it... 16:57:41 okay so grey -> binary should be easy, first bit is first bit, then you just invert or something if the first bit was one and recurse 16:58:01 i don't remember the exact construction, but i think there's some simple way 16:58:07 Doing arithmetic in binary kind of defeats the point. 16:58:37 math is all about cheating :P 16:58:52 but umm 16:58:58 -!- hiato has joined. 16:58:59 once you know how to do it with the translations 16:59:08 Cheating with esoteric stuff is boring. 16:59:09 -!- hiato has quit (Client Quit). 16:59:13 you can try to do it without them by just looking at what it's doing 16:59:16 i suppose maybe 16:59:30 -!- hiato has joined. 16:59:51 Hmm, for 2-bit values +2 is identical to complement. 17:00:07 hm, is the thue-morse sequence simply the last bits of the gray codes? 17:00:31 well how are the grey codes constructed? 17:00:53 err 17:00:53 hm wait no 17:00:56 ^ul ((0)(1)):^!S(~::^S!^*a~^~*a*~:^):^ 17:00:56 011010011001011010010110011010011001011001101001011010011001011010010110011010010110100110010110011010011001011010010110011010011001011001101001011010011001011001101001100101101001011001101001011010011001011010010110011010011001011001101001011010011001011010010110011010010110100110010110011010011001011010010110011010010110 ...too much output! 17:01:12 it cannot be, because it sometimes changes twice in a row 17:01:27 i recall in grey codes you first do some 2^n lines L and then you add a one in the beginning and do L's inverted or something 17:01:28 back 17:01:34 so it'd be thue-morse? 17:01:36 oh 17:01:39 AnMaster: Doing addition and subtraction mechanically would be easy. <-- yes but I meant electronically 17:01:53 which would mean it got back where you started since only one bit can change at a time for the gray code 17:01:57 Phantom_Hoover, also, multiplication and division looks *really* tricky 17:02:04 true 17:03:00 it has a very regular structure so you could imagine there's a faster addition than looped increment (i guess maybe you could just translate between binary?) <-- as I said above I was considering a computer that only used gray code, no binary encoding 17:03:22 Perhaps I should tell those Rube Goldberg computer people about it... <-- what? 17:03:27 link! 17:03:34 oh you don't reverse or flip any bit sequences, you just do R in reverse order 17:03:38 *L 17:03:41 (if it was a joke I'm disappointed!) 17:03:45 L being the bit strings used sofar 17:03:57 http://www.diycalculator.com/sp-hrrgcomp.shtml 17:04:06 Some very cool ideas. 17:04:12 okay so grey -> binary should be easy, first bit is first bit, then you just invert or something if the first bit was one and recurse <-- iirc the standard way is some xor gate net 17:04:14 0 1 11 10 110 111 101 100 1100 1101 1111 1110 ... 17:04:19 or was that for computing parity? 17:04:29 or maybe both 17:04:33 or at least that way you can make a thingie that always changes one bit 17:04:42 One idea for the clock was an electrical arc. 17:05:38 -!- hiato has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 17:06:01 hm it would seem the last bit of gray code just goes 0110 indefinitely 17:06:08 yes, obviously 17:06:40 and each other bit does the same, just slower 17:06:46 oerjan, that is a trivial result of how gray code is generated 17:07:04 first they go 0110, let that be a_0, then you always add the same things in the reverse order, so a_(i+1) = a_i (a_i)^-1 17:07:11 AnMaster: well yeah it was just relevant to my thue-morse question 17:07:16 same for the other bits 17:07:18 hm 17:07:28 oerjan, ah 17:07:56 and w w^-1 iterated with that rule is always just (w w^-1)^n's 17:08:12 not exactly those but among those 17:09:31 -!- tombom has joined. 17:09:41 " oerjan, that is a trivial result of how gray code is generated" <<< i retract my statement, proof by AnMaster is better 17:10:23 oklopol: um you were saying the same thing 17:10:25 oklopol, I did not consider that it needed any proof. It should be self evident if you know the algorithm for generating it. 17:10:33 oerjan: but i started rambling 17:10:46 AnMaster: that's what i said 17:10:57 right 17:11:08 seriously, read my mind and not my messages 17:11:24 oklopol, I can't. Distance too large 17:12:27 :( 17:13:51 Did no-one read the thing on the Rube Goldberg computer? 17:14:29 i openef 17:14:32 d it 17:15:29 Phantom_Hoover, I looked at it. Somewhat interesting 17:16:14 -!- ineiros_ has joined. 17:18:18 Phantom_Hoover, I have a better idea for the pneumatic ram 17:18:23 Phantom_Hoover, that is, for how to read it 17:18:42 Hm? 17:19:07 Phantom_Hoover, suction, and check if you get an under-preasure in the tube. Then the cone connected to it is blocked 17:19:17 Ahh. 17:19:30 rather than having conducting balls and some wires 17:19:57 of course I'm not sure how feasible it would be to get a tight enough fit for that 17:25:01 Phantom_Hoover, why are they using 8 bit words btw 17:25:11 it seems silly to _not_ use something else in this case 17:25:29 I don't know. 17:39:16 ^ul ( )S((S(0 )S)(S(1 )S))(~:^()~^!:^*(:)~*a~^~*(:)~*a*~:^):^ 17:39:16 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 ...too much output! 17:39:22 oops 17:40:20 ^ul ( )S((S(0 )S)(S(1 )S))(~:^()~^!:^*((0)~*:)~*a~^~*((1)~*:)~*a*~:^):^ 17:40:21 1 11 10 111 110 010 011 1111 1110 0110 0111 0010 0011 1011 1010 11111 11110 01110 01111 00110 00111 10111 10110 00010 00011 10011 10010 11011 11010 01010 01011 111111 111110 011110 011111 001110 001111 101111 101110 000110 000111 100111 100110 110111 110110 010110 010111 000010 000011 100011 100010 110011 110010 010010 01 ...too much output! 17:40:52 grmbl 17:42:06 ...oh 17:43:48 bah 18:11:48 Hmm, Norway's coastline has a Hausdorff dimension of 1.52 18:11:56 Baah, the UK only has 1.25. 18:12:35 *MWAHAHAHA* 18:13:11 that's norway, always bringing chaos to the world 18:16:43 -!- Tritonio_GR has joined. 18:26:00 -!- alise has joined. 18:26:38 02:36:17 elliottcable: What's the language for? 18:26:39 02:36:29 Also, your first name is suspiciously similar to that of alise. 18:26:39 02:37:00 I've never seen the two of you in the same place. 18:26:41 Probably because I hate him. 18:27:04 Heh, it uses Unicode excessively. Why am I not surprised? 18:27:07 is he a total cable 18:27:09 and everyone else trying to leech off your precious name 18:27:52 Why is it that I never feel comfortable on a Friday before my palms sweat? 18:27:57 Mysteries of the universe. 18:28:20 er what 18:28:46 No one tried my language yet? 18:28:57 what lang 18:29:10 my RegexPL language 18:29:19 what 18:29:22 's PL 18:29:26 oerjan: er what exactly. 18:29:28 is it what i think it is 18:29:36 It's truth, though: my hands feel icky until I do. 18:29:41 oklopol: Regular Expression Programming Language :P 18:29:46 so yes 18:29:51 Blargh. 18:30:27 alise: that's a weird thing to not feel comfortable before happening 18:31:07 alise: sweaty palms 18:31:24 oklopol: i've described it here: http://zuu.dk/regexpl.php 18:31:32 Probably it's some crazy psychological washing the unit off or somet 18:31:57 "the virtual home" What, that website is not a physical establishment? 18:32:28 I dont know if someone else have made something remotely similar, but it is a quite different way of performing computation than soo many other programming languages 18:32:46 Hmm, Norway's coastline has a Hausdorff dimension of 1.52 <-- how do you compute that? 18:32:52 So; I thought I was getting next week off. I am not. 18:32:53 alise: yeah :P 18:32:58 WP says so. 18:33:01 alise! 18:33:18 I thought that, at least, I would get sufficient time to meet up with some friends; even though some couldn't make it it would still be better than nothing. Nope; I don't have any two days off in a row. 18:33:28 Here is the ludicrous schedule for next week: 18:33:35 Monday -- bank holiday 18:33:41 Tuesday -- come in on the afternoon, IIRC, as day patient 18:33:44 Wednesday -- off 18:33:50 Thursday -- come in /and then sleep as an inpatient/ 18:33:59 Friday -- leave at 10:30, making the sleeping utterly pointless. 18:34:25 I may just stop bothering to make sense of anything, and go crazy. 18:34:42 If bureaucracy had a point, it would be something else. 18:35:04 alise: Do it now, it's very enlightening. 18:35:19 Look at Time Cube. 18:35:20 It's more like a dictatorship in this instance. 18:35:29 They get sexual pleasure from authority, I think. 18:35:33 It is the only way to explain their actions. 18:36:02 Well, power suffers from Adams' Point. 18:36:21 Anyone who wants to be in a position of power is almost certainly unfit to hold it. 18:37:43 The unit is a wonderful collision of all sorts of incompetency. 18:38:13 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Good night). 18:38:29 Wait, what do you even do in one? 18:38:40 Extreme power, bad psychology & psychiatry (which is, I might add, almost entirely all of it: this isn't some fringe unit, this is part of the national health service), ... 18:39:19 * Phantom_Hoover impulsively wants to calculate the dimensions of the Rorschach inkblots 18:39:36 Phantom_Hoover: Imagine a tiny, tiny boarding school (no homosexuality tho) that teaches far, far below your intelligence. Imagine it has "group time" in-between lessons, of which there are only two in a day, and are almost always taught by the same person. Now imagine you can't have a computer or a mobile. 18:39:49 * Phantom_Hoover shudders 18:39:50 Add a dash of patronisation and bullshit psychology -- 18:40:16 -- and various threats to force you to go there like the Mental Health Act and in my case even being threatened with being fostered if my mother doesn't make me attend -- 18:40:20 and you end up with the unit. 18:42:08 If you don't know anything about neural networks I will have to start taking my frustration on family members. 18:43:44 I don't 18:44:07 It's OK, I pre-empted that. 18:44:33 And patronisation pervades everyone claiming to be trying to help you. 18:45:29 Yes. 18:46:10 I think it's a Law Of The Universe. 18:46:19 Perhaps I can develop some theory from it... 18:47:41 -!- Oranjer has joined. 18:47:47 Oranjer! 18:47:53 hola 18:47:57 What are you oranjer than? 18:48:04 An oranje? 18:48:20 Orange+(-ge)+jer 18:48:30 jer being the first three letters of my name 18:49:37 besides, orange is more orange than oranges, you know that 18:50:15 Ah, but orange was named after oranges, so oranges are the orange against which all other orange is measures. 18:50:31 s/s\./d\./ 18:50:54 not anymore 18:51:10 It is the fundamental orange! 18:51:55 the concept has evolved away from its namesake 18:52:16 now we have other orange things to measure orange with 18:52:22 Such as?? 18:53:01 safety cones, I guess? 18:53:06 orange-flavored ice cream 18:53:46 One of them derives directly from oranges; the other is generally brown from abuse. 18:53:57 Guess which is which/ 18:54:30 both 18:55:27 EXACTLY. 18:55:39 I'm glad 18:57:12 * Phantom_Hoover must research neural nets 19:00:29 * Phantom_Hoover commits tab mass-murder 19:03:52 http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/images/f/f7/Capture_eb416eade6d81876a512df8d3dcb298b2c2f540b.png From the guy who brought you the Richard Dawkins Project 19:05:03 http://www.conservapedia.com/User_talk:Aschlafly#Considering_An_Open_Letter_to_Richard_Dawkins_at_Conservapedia <-- More insane 19:07:11 hmmm 19:13:30 There's also a video. 19:16:18 D: 19:16:44 The word "MACHEEEEESMO" is often said. 19:17:09 Ma: Cheese? -Mo'! 19:22:31 Concrete Roman si a strange, but likeable, font. 19:25:45 AARGH, A TYPOGRAPHY NERD! 19:26:33 hey now, appearance of information is quite important 19:26:44 *is 19:27:10 Also, liking a font is being a typography nerd now? Boy, as a typography nerd, can I just say that I am sorely upset at the dumbing-down of its requirements. 19:27:20 Also, what?! AMS Euler doesn't have bold? 19:27:43 No, you've previously demonstrated dangerous typographical urges! 19:29:25 Well, yes. 19:29:39 Something wrong with typography? :-) 19:30:28 It's odd. 19:30:35 Only an EVIL person would use something other than Microsoft Word! 19:31:51 Phantom_Hoover: Typography is the granddaddy of both (good) design, information presentation, and interfaces. 19:32:20 Bah, what's wrong with pen and paper? 19:32:29 Your mother. 19:32:39 I like how Concrete Roman makes your document look like it was typed out on a typewriter, except it still looks typographically good. 19:33:02 alise: That's quite a feat. 19:33:10 Well, this is Knuth we're talking about... 19:33:33 Oh, right, it is Knuth. 19:33:59 A guy who went on sabbatical to learn how to do typography right so he could teach a computer how to do it right. :) 19:35:02 Anyway, so I noticed that the (a,b)-representing-(a-b) construction of Z and the (a,b)-representing-(a/b) construction of Q are very, very similar. 19:35:11 In fact, they are the same transformation -- on N and Z, respectively! 19:35:31 Consider a set S and a binary operation * : (S,S) -> S with identity element e. 19:35:32 Then: 19:35:35 inj(x) = (x,e) 19:35:41 inv (a,b) = (b,a) 19:35:46 (a,b) ~ (c,d) = (a*b = c*d) 19:35:52 (a,b) *' (c,d) = (a*b, c*d) 19:36:08 Er, wait, that one is wrong. 19:36:13 (a,b) *' (c,d) = (a*c, b*d) 19:36:19 (a,b) *i (c,d) = (a*d, b*c) 19:36:48 Then we have *' being the analogy to * and *i the inversion. 19:42:36 Is this a well-known transformation? It must be; it's so trivial. 19:44:28 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 19:45:33 Dilemma when using a significantly different body and mathematics font: To follow, or not, the standard punctuation rule of putting punctuation in the end of quotes, instead of outside them, or not. 19:46:05 Things usually flow better if you put the punctuation inside the mathematics, but for "." this is not so; the "." in mathematical fonts are usually much thicker and bolder than those in text fonts, so things look a bit strange. 19:46:06 Opinions? 19:48:01 * alise puts all punctuation inside apart from "." for now. But that seems so strange. 19:48:55 well, I heard that you know someone's a programmer if they put punctuation on the outside in writing 19:49:08 Oranjer: ... Or British. 19:49:15 really? 19:49:20 huh, cool 19:49:45 pikhq: I must admit I find myself putting some punctuation on the inside. 19:50:07 You've misplaced yourself 19:50:11 Having a seeming "space" between the space where the quote mark is (which are so high up they're "invisible" in a way) and the punctuation. 19:50:16 -- is strange 19:50:40 Anyway, just in case nobody's written about this transformation before (p ~= 0), I am hereby the first: http://filebin.ca/owxsdu/extend.pdf 19:51:02 And yes, I just did that for the very remote possibility it's not a known thing. 19:51:02 alise: You realise that the only reason why punctuation ends up inside is that the quote mark slugs where small, right? :P 19:51:21 *were 19:51:32 pikhq: Well, a lot of things are silly. 19:51:40 "ou" spellings are a hypercorrection, for instance. 19:51:52 Yes. 19:52:18 Still. 19:52:31 For mathematical fonts it's different. 19:52:44 Since you have a mathematical-font character and then a jarring differently-styled punctuation mark right after. 19:55:21 pikhq: Anyway -- "According to the Cambridge Handbook for Editors, Copy-editors and Proofreaders, periods and commas that are part of the persons speech are permitted inside the quotation marks regardless." 19:55:29 Which covers most instances such as, say, speech. 19:56:00 Yes. 19:57:51 I like Middle English. 19:58:53 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 20:00:07 Hey, does anyone want to tell me how Lost ended? I don't know a fucking thing about it, so this should be fun. 20:00:22 Well, I know a thing or two. 20:00:25 But still. 20:00:31 It was his sled. 20:00:35 :PO 20:00:48 :PO; what species are you exactly? 20:01:15 [[The flash sideways is revealed to be a type of purgatory for the main characters, where they reside until accepting their life and death, and are then able to "let go" and "move on."]] 20:01:18 that is so boring 20:01:25 Wait a second... that was the ending of Ashes to Ashes, too. 20:01:34 Must. Create. Conspiracy. Theory... 20:01:59 -!- kar8nga has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 20:06:53 alise, I want to make a rap involving certain differences in programming languages 20:07:42 At first, I thought maybe on the subtle differences in assignment, but I think equality and identity comparision might be more useful, because those tend to vary more widely and insanely 20:08:15 -!- cheater99 has joined. 20:08:28 yo 20:08:37 Sgeo: you're insane. 20:08:41 i have a q about blowfish 20:08:50 And you know you're really insane, because I'm insane, and even I think (sanely) that you're insane. 20:08:51 it is parametrized, how do i decide what setup cost i should be using? i understand it is dictated by the hardware the attacker might be using 20:08:59 cheater99: are you hashing passwords? 20:09:03 yes 20:09:04 why? 20:09:05 It's not going to have all languages 20:09:06 cheater99: use bcrypt 20:09:18 It probably needs to include PHP though, which I know nothing about 20:09:21 that's the idea 20:09:27 but i don't know what complexity to use 20:09:29 cheater99: ah. 20:09:40 cheater99: well, is this an irc server or a bank? 20:09:52 btw, it's not Blowfish that's parameterised; it's bcrypt. 20:10:01 Anyway, the default for at least the Python library is 12, but you can get away with a lot more than that. 20:10:18 cheater99: Just pick a big value such that making it much bigger would make password hashing take an unreasonable amount of time. 20:10:25 Sure, this will be excessive, but it's not like that's harmful. 20:10:31 but how do i know if it's good or not? 20:10:44 Bigger is better 20:10:49 not necessarily 20:10:54 It's ridiculously secure so even low values like 12 should be good. 20:10:55 *better. 20:10:58 i don't want 2 people logging in at the same time to take down the server. 20:11:03 But if I were in charge of a bank I'd go higher. 20:11:15 cheater99: Then experiment with values until it's fast. 20:11:25 http://www.openbsd.org/papers/bcrypt-paper.ps is the paper; maybe it has some suggestions. 20:11:27 but then it might not be secure enough. 20:11:41 i can't read ps 20:12:18 How likely do you figure are people to spend thousands of computer-years trying to crack a single password? 20:12:22 :) 20:12:27 cheater99: why not? What OS? 20:12:42 If Windows, I don't know; Google it or something. If Linux, yes you can. If OS X, yes you can. 20:12:46 If phone, get a computer :-) 20:12:56 (Or if it's an iPhone, I think you can still; I know it does PDFs.) 20:13:31 alise: linux on gprs and no software to read ps 20:14:16 pikhq, i need to understand what complexity takes how long to break a password 20:14:33 cheater99: gprs -- so mobile. 20:14:34 cheater99: You're scaling between hundreds of years and millions of years. 20:14:39 Or, just bad mobile internet. 20:14:45 cheater99: do you have xpdf? Evince? 20:14:49 Umm... anything?! 20:14:55 i have... 20:14:56 bash 20:15:05 does bash read ps? 20:15:32 pikhq, what is a reputable source that quotes those numbers? 20:15:34 No... 20:15:41 and what year was that estimation made? 20:15:44 Why would Bash read ps? 20:15:49 Try gs. 20:15:51 Phantom_Hoover, you tell me 20:16:24 Phantom_Hoover: it's called a rhetorical question. 20:16:31 alise: Perhaps you could ps2ascii for him? 20:16:33 Aha. 20:17:05 Bloody rhetorical questions... 20:17:07 ok i think i have evince 20:17:15 That'll read pses. 20:18:16 || || | | || 20:18:16 || || /` | | /~~\ || 20:18:17 ||==|| | ~\ | | | | 20:18:17 || || \___ |, |, \~~/ ** 20:18:18 ps2ascii 20:18:39 so alise 20:18:48 Holy fuck that sucks. 20:18:58 how do i make the connection of complexity <-> number of years required to crack 20:19:41 pikhq: no, I did that manually :D 20:19:43 Define complexity? 20:19:53 I thought it was quite good thank you very much! 20:20:03 cheater99: magic; anyway, I think the paper has a sum 20:20:04 iirc 20:20:20 How are we defining complexity? 20:20:44 I'm hallucinating. I thought I heard my computer beep lightly, but the sound's all the way down, and no one pinged me on IRC or anything 20:21:15 Evidently aliens. 20:21:27 Sgeo: I do that often. 20:23:32 It irritates me that there aren't any really good mathematical fonts. 20:23:44 ... 20:23:51 Let me guess; Computer Modern? 20:23:59 ... 20:24:02 But it's Didone, for heaven's sake! 20:24:09 What's wrong with bloody TeX? 20:24:18 Congratulations; you don't know what a font is. 20:24:26 Of course I do! 20:24:34 Please go to your nearest euthanisation booth. 20:24:35 But why do you need mathematical ones? 20:24:45 Do you even know what TeX /is/? Or what Computer Modern is? 20:24:49 Yes! 20:24:55 Wait, not Computer Modern. 20:24:59 Replying to "[request for font]" with "TeX" makes no sense! 20:25:14 Presumably you mean TeX's /default/ font -- which is ABSOLUTELY changeable -- Computer Modern! 20:25:26 Which I already preempted and responded to: But it's Didone, for heaven's sake! 20:25:42 Yes, I get it now. 20:25:47 Yay 20:26:07 What's wrong with Didonity? 20:26:08 I have my grievances with TeX-the-typesetting-system too, but that's neither here nor there. 20:26:16 Phantom_Hoover: It's ghastly. 20:26:24 Why? 20:26:30 Computer Modern is admittedly one of the better specimens of Didonicity. 20:26:41 Phantom_Hoover: Why does shit stink? 20:26:43 Because it's stinky. 20:26:50 It's a font! It specifies a way for symbols to be displayed on the screen! 20:26:57 No, actually, it's a typeface. 20:27:11 And it specifies some constraints with parameters on abstract glyphs. 20:27:13 Yesyesyes 20:27:18 Like? 20:27:24 Look up METAFONT. 20:27:38 Computer Modern's sans variation, for instance, is produced merely by setting the relevant serif-controlling parameters of Computer Modern to zero. 20:27:46 Similar with the bold font, etc. 20:27:54 Not sure about the italic font. 20:28:12 What is the specific problem? 20:28:21 With Didonicity? 20:28:27 Aesthetic value! 20:28:36 Because for a font F, Didonicity(F) is almost exactly equal to Fugly(F). 20:28:54 Sometimes there is a very large value of DesignerWithGoodTaste(F) which outweighs this; the only known example is Computer Modern. 20:29:10 alise, computer modern is a family of typefaces 20:29:13 it is not a typeface 20:29:15 Dear god, I never thought I'd *ever* be having a heated discussion over this. 20:29:21 cheater99: Okay, okay, you win the pedant war. :) 20:29:30 But you don't win the MORAL HIGH-GROUND! 20:29:53 i didn't intend to - i enjoy being immoral 20:30:02 now explain this complexity parameter to me 20:30:06 THERE IS NO MORAL HIGH GROUND FOR TYPESETTING. 20:30:07 and find good citations 20:30:12 cheater99: No, vagrant. 20:30:15 Phantom_Hoover, die 20:30:23 DIE: The moral high-ground 20:30:27 alise, that's King Vagrant for you 20:30:48 It's typesetting! You make words and stuff, it appears on the screen! Morals don't come into it! 20:31:19 `define moral 20:31:22 No output. 20:31:25 "Typesetting/typography -- it's about words and stuff." 20:31:30 I hate you for saying that! 20:31:30 `help 20:31:32 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 20:31:34 DIE, SIR, DIE. 20:31:40 !define 20:31:43 !define moral 20:31:49 AAH 20:32:06 `run ls 20:32:08 bin \ cube2.base64 \ cube2.jpg \ hack_gregor \ hello.txt \ help.txt \ huh \ netcat-0.7.1 \ netcat-0.7.1.tar.gz \ out.txt \ paste \ poetry.txt \ quotes \ share \ test.sh \ tmpdir.3738 \ wunderbar_emporium 20:32:12 `run ls bin 20:32:13 ? \ addquote \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ esolang \ etymology \ fortune \ google \ helpme \ imdb \ karma \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ ping \ quote \ rec \ roll \ runfor \ sayhi \ strfile \ swedish \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ unstr \ url \ wolfram 20:32:31 `define moral 20:32:32 No output. 20:32:43 THAT IS A WORD YOU STUPID PROGRAM. 20:32:53 `define define 20:32:55 No output. 20:33:00 `run define define 20:33:01 No output. 20:33:07 ...This isn't a dictionary, is it? 20:33:11 `run define 20:33:13 Define what? 20:33:15 `run define what 20:33:17 No output. 20:33:25 alise, besides, you lose any moral ground since you're by default on the wrong end of the antiqua-fraktur dispute 20:33:28 `run define Why the hell this doesn't work 20:33:30 No output. 20:33:32 `run define --help 20:33:33 No output. 20:33:40 `run define --help 2>&1 20:33:42 \ Looking up 127.0.0.1:3128 \ Making HTTP connection to 127.0.0.1:3128 \ Alert!: Unable to connect to remote host. \ \ lynx: Can't access startfile http://google.com/search?q=define:%2d%2d%68%65%6c%70 20:33:45 cheater99: You /like/ Fraktur? 20:33:52 That's w hy it doesn't work 20:34:01 i don't read german books in latin script 20:34:18 cheater99: Yes, I can quote too. 20:34:28 cheater99: More to the point: you /like/ German? 20:34:37 cheater99: Yes you do. Unless you write German in runes? 20:34:42 It's a wonderful language to be angry in. 20:34:49 i write german with a sword 20:34:53 in your chest. 20:35:01 My point exactly. 20:35:52 Hmm, what emotions do languages map to... 20:35:55 pikhq: Now now, we both know what that quote means. 20:36:06 French: romance. Or pretentiousness. 20:36:18 (If you don't: Latin Antiqua script vs. German Fraktur script dispute.) 20:36:35 Latin: pretentiousness. 20:36:49 Fraktur, note, is ugly except in very specific circumstances. 20:37:00 Fraktur is such a pain to read. 20:37:12 Certainly I'd rather read a book in Antiqua than Fraktur no matter what the language; Fraktur basically embodies hostility to the reader -- "you cannot read this". 20:37:31 It is almost as if it is intentionally designed such that only the sufficiently patient and determined can make sense of its forms. 20:37:40 Phantom_Hoover: German: POWER. 20:38:05 alise: Grass script is worse. (note: only relevant for Chinese characters) 20:38:19 Not Japanese? 20:38:27 * alise looks that up. Ow. 20:38:28 OW. 20:38:35 I want to cry 20:38:36 Japanese uses Chinese characters as well. 20:38:52 Should be called "fuck you script". 20:39:32 Fortunately, it's only used for calligraphy, not for writing... 20:39:47 (because *nobody can freaking read it*) 20:40:19 Calligraphy irritates me some. 20:40:40 Chinese calligraphy is quite nice when it's not grass script. 20:41:01 (semicursive script and regular script are nice. Mmm.) 20:41:03 fraktur is so easy to learn and quite beautiful to behold 20:41:24 and easy to read 20:41:40 unless you expect to be able to read cyrillic off the bat without having actually been taught 20:42:18 But Fraktur is nominally *the same damned script*. It's just a very hard to read rendering thereof! 20:42:19 It's not beautiful. It's pretty much the opposite of beautiful: pointless flourish and agonising at times, painfully fractured (how appropriate) the rest. 20:42:36 no, it's not. 20:42:39 It's not easy to read; no way can you read it as fluidly as Antiqua-descendants. 20:42:52 Continuing... 20:43:01 English: instruction manuals. 20:43:01 Anyway, I'm quite uninterested in the opinion of anyone who likes Fraktur; even if it's an opinion about Fraktur. 20:43:04 :P 20:43:30 fraktur is as similar to antiqua as greek is similar to orthodox cyrillic 20:43:45 cheater99: Failure. 20:43:59 ...They're both Latin scripts? 20:44:06 no, they're not 20:44:15 go read a book 20:44:33 Phantom_Hoover: Yes, Fraktur is a style of Roman script. As is Antiqua. 20:45:03 cheater99: Linguistics failure. 20:45:08 cheater99: Yes they are. They both use Latin characters. 20:45:16 What more could you possibly want? 20:45:33 Anyone who uses a Roman script will be able to recognise Fraktus as a very ornate rendering of Roman script. 20:45:43 s/Fraktus/Fraktur/ 20:46:16 Heck, it's closer to Antiqua than handwritten cursive is. 20:47:16 Now, you want an authentically German script? Learn runes. 20:49:08 pikhq, not really 20:49:23 Phantom_Hoover, they use roman characters... there's no such thing as latin characters. 20:49:37 Same difference. 20:49:50 You know what I meant. 20:50:33 Also, according to WP "Latin" and "Roman" are interchangeable. 20:51:17 Also, why are there so many quote marks? 20:51:30 cheater99: "Not really" what? 20:51:32 Runes? 20:51:51 Those are a script legitimately meant for Germanic languages. 20:52:44 wat 20:53:18 Yareally. 20:53:29 So you're saying that the Roman characters were reinvented for Germanic languages? 20:53:38 (at cheater, not pikhq) 20:56:19 no? 20:59:24 OK, so why is Fraktur not Latin? 20:59:29 Egyptienne is a nice slab serif. 21:00:20 because Latin is a language 21:00:33 and a Latin Script is a script used for that language 21:00:45 *Failure*, cheater99. 21:00:47 and Fraktur has never been used for Latin books 21:00:47 *Failure*. 21:01:20 pikhq, that didn't have the effect you desired the first time around, and it won't even if you hammer it a thousand times 21:01:27 it might have a different effect though! 21:01:29 cheater99: It's still true! 21:02:02 pikhq, your mom. 21:02:09 Your statements are so bloody ignorant it makes my brain bleed! 21:02:40 The Latin script, more commonly called the Roman script, is the script originally developed for use in Latin, and later adapted to a *large* number of languages. 21:03:06 It has had many, many different stylistic variants, simply because it has been in use for a couple millenia now. 21:03:20 are you copypasting that from anyone-can-contribute-pedia? 21:03:30 No, I'm not. 21:03:43 prove it. 21:03:51 I don't have HTTP access ATM. 21:04:02 hearsay 21:04:30 You, sir, are an idiot, who needs to learn more about linguistics before talking about writing systems. 21:04:41 Pity our resident linguist isn't around ATM. 21:04:53 i love you too 21:05:10 cheater99: Actually refute what he's saying, rather than accusing him of getting it off WP. 21:05:37 i absolutely do not care enough for this to happen 21:05:52 So, what you're saying is... You're a troll? 21:06:31 no, what i'm saying is i had an interesting conversation with alise and you came in with your boring interjections and spoiled it 21:07:05 Can I hate both of you? 21:07:10 That seems fair. 21:07:34 alise: Please, do. I have precious few enemies of late. It makes life more interesting to have good enemies. 21:07:37 alise: can't rape the willing 21:07:53 pikhq: Though, note that you too have the obligation to provide references. 21:08:04 alise: I am incapable of doing so ATM. 21:08:12 Then chill a bit :) 21:08:23 So. ([Pikhq's Memory]) 21:08:26 There's my citation. 21:08:26 :P 21:08:31 Shit, my life ranks pretty damn high on the shitty scales and even I'm chilling right now. 21:08:44 alise: You think I'm worked up? 21:09:07 Well, perhaps not; but your text was. 21:09:20 I have a serious problem with that. 21:09:20 so alise 21:09:29 I noticed. I do too 21:09:30 want 2 talk about what's putting you down? 21:09:36 alise: You hate like everyone. 21:09:42 My discussions can get significantly more inflammatory than they are meant to be. 21:09:42 cheater99: If you're in here you should know :-) 21:09:50 alise: i don't 21:09:55 alise: i am only here periodically 21:10:08 alise: but i care for this channel, fill me in 21:10:22 pikhq, apology accepted 21:10:28 cheater99: Suffice to say that I'm falsely forced to be in a bureaucratic children's mental institution Monday to Friday that is basically a relic of the 60s; and to a large degree I'm treat like a 7-year-old there. 21:10:31 cheater99: :P 21:10:42 cheater99: HEY I NEVER APOLIGISED! (j/k) 21:10:49 When I have tried to protest by not attending they first threatened to invoke the Mental Health act on me; then, they threatened (to my mother) to put me into foster care. 21:10:59 My life is shitty; discuss. 21:11:12 alise: how old r u 21:11:22 14. 21:11:26 btw, it's 'FML, discuss' 21:11:32 Also I'm male; this name is a long story 21:11:33 alise: Am I allowed to ask why in the first place? 21:11:41 Phantom_Hoover: They think I'm crazy 21:11:47 If you want something more specific ask more specifically :P 21:11:52 alise: every time i see your nickname i think of the gif of alisee waving her hips 21:11:59 but the version with a huge penis stuck on 21:12:15 alise: Why do they think you're crazy? 21:12:21 cheater99: Good to know, good to know. 21:12:27 alise: if i were you i would be really nice to your mom and ask her to put you in a better place than tht 21:12:30 *that 21:12:41 cheater99: My mother isn't the one doing it! She's sane enough to hate it too. 21:12:50 then who's 'doing it' and y? 21:12:57 When she cooperated with my not attending, they told her that if she didn't force me to attend they'd put me in foster care. 21:13:14 cheater99: The Over-Arching Happy Fun State of Great Britain; specifically the "National 'Health' Service" division. 21:13:18 *'Service' 21:13:38 why are they doing that to you 21:13:50 Why do they think you're crazy? 21:13:56 cheater99: they think I'm crazy 21:13:59 why 21:14:06 Phantom_Hoover: because they looked at me and decided in their expert opinion that i am crazy 21:14:08 cheater99: The Queen in Right of Britain seems to like enabling power trips. 21:14:14 It's as much a puzzle to me as it is to you. 21:14:15 why have they 'looked at you' 21:14:23 (not: The Queen in Right of Britain is a quite distinct entity from Her Majesty) 21:14:39 Evidently an unhealthy interest in typography. 21:14:42 cheater99: That's quite a long story & one I'd rather not go in to, least of all because it isn't entirely to do with me. 21:14:57 They had no prior reason to believe I was crazy, though. 21:15:06 alise: so can your mom put you in a different place? 21:15:19 cheater99: No. 21:15:28 cheater99: No, but they can expatriate. 21:15:46 expatriate meaning move out of britain? 21:16:23 Yes, that is what happens when one expatriates from a country in Great Britain. 21:16:48 Though typically someone who wishes to expatriate would like to leave the UK, not just one of England, Scotland, or Wales. 21:16:52 :P 21:16:56 Can't they stop you doing that too? 21:17:07 Phantom_Hoover: Not really. 21:17:10 Not unless I've committed a crime. 21:17:11 Phantom_Hoover: No; it's the NHS. 21:17:21 You'd be surprised... 21:17:35 I am pretty sure I am not on any terrorist watch lists 21:17:50 Workers of the NHS have often prevented me from leaving the country. 21:17:51 & I am also pretty sure that they would not have the foresight to preemptively block a completely unexpected flight. 21:17:53 They have the power to declare someone in their care in need of hospitalisation. 21:17:57 Phantom_Hoover: Oh? 21:17:59 Do tel. 21:18:01 *tell 21:18:19 They do not have the power to declare someone in another nation in need of hospitalisation. 21:18:20 Well, my parents have never let me leave the country without me, so... 21:18:36 s/me,/them,/ 21:18:48 I'd have trouble leaving without me too 21:18:50 Phantom_Hoover: Cheesy. 21:18:53 ALso, curse your s// 21:18:58 *Also 21:19:24 Anyway what they say I have is OCD & some high-functioning autism spectrum disorder. 21:19:31 (They don't work for the psychiatric bits, so I'm not fraternising with the enemy) 21:19:39 I will accept that I have aspects of both but together they are two labels too strong. 21:19:47 alise, that's a reason to effectively lock you up WHY? 21:19:52 Wait, why is that grounds for sectioning? 21:19:54 I also definitely reject that I need to be sleeping in an institution all week. 21:19:56 Sgeo: Indeed! 21:19:59 The irony being that all their treatments are likely to make either one *worse*. 21:19:59 That's the most crazy thing. 21:20:08 ONOEZ HE WILL ARRANGE THINGS 21:20:11 The only sane response even if I /did/ have those disorders would be to treat me at home! 21:20:19 Putting me in an institution is an unacceptable response. 21:20:33 Oh, did I mention I'm not allowed any internet connection? 21:20:34 At all? 21:20:37 AND WILL ARRANGE THINGS WHILE NOT TALKING TO PEOPLE 21:20:40 alise, I think socializing might be an important part, though 21:20:43 So maybe that's the goal? 21:20:45 The only time you're allowed to use the internet is on the well-monitored, filtered-to-shit school computers. 21:20:53 alise: Ah, but you might arrange things and not talk to people *online* 21:20:55 Sgeo: Socialising? You can't even go out without a trip of some sort being planned. 21:21:02 And I have no access to the internet... 21:21:08 So I could only socialise with the very few people at the unit. 21:21:15 Whoop de doo, I am newly integrated into society 21:21:21 Phantom_Hoover: Autism != not talking to people. 21:21:38 I was not, in fact, being serious. 21:21:45 * pikhq , being autistic, would know 21:21:51 * Phantom_Hoover would also 21:21:54 Anyway if they knew anything about Asperger's-ish syndromes they'd know that taking one away from their "obsession" (which any right-thinking person working under the assumption that I had Asperger's would definitely deduce to be computers) is psychologically traumatic. 21:22:01 So they're fucking retards any way you cut it. 21:22:03 Not all autistic people understand autism *looks selfwards* 21:22:08 alise: No fucking shit. 21:22:11 Sgeo: :P 21:22:13 Not to mention that even if all this was the "right" thing to do... it violates the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. 21:22:17 Sgeo: I don't believe you have autism. 21:22:19 Wait, is anyone here *not* autistic? 21:22:24 Or Aspergerial? 21:22:25 Phantom_Hoover: Yes, almost everyone. 21:22:26 just a sec brb 21:22:30 Asperger's, well, no. 21:22:33 Wanna know why? 21:22:35 alise, well, Asperger's, according to a doctor a while ago, according to my dad 21:22:44 Asperger's syndrome is SO BROADLY DEFINED that /anyone/ of a nerdy disposition has it. 21:22:52 And even a lot of people /without/ such a disposition. 21:23:01 IIRC Aspergers and autism don't have well-defined boundaries 21:23:04 It's a useless label -- it refers to /nothing/. 21:23:17 Phantom_Hoover: Autism is very well-defined, and very noticeable. 21:23:19 Asperger's is soon to cease being a diagnosis. 21:23:22 Asperger's nowadays means nothing. 21:23:28 As indeed I said. 21:23:28 pikhq: Yes; they're removing it from the DSM, aren't they? 21:23:31 Of course, the DSM is a pile of shit. 21:23:32 alise: Yes. 21:23:44 So soon I will be just "autistic"? 21:23:51 Sgeo: Soon you will just be nothing. 21:23:51 Sgeo: Yes. 21:23:55 Your diagnosis was almost certainly wrong. 21:23:57 Well, depends. 21:24:07 alise, you've only ever known me online 21:24:07 But when even the DSM thinks some diagnosis is a stupid piece of shit, you can be pretty sure it's a stupid piece of shit. :P 21:24:10 You're an antisocial nerd; nothing wrong with that. 21:24:16 Sgeo: If you were autistic... We'd know. 21:24:21 You're not zzo38. 21:24:29 Or pikhq. 21:24:36 alise: Wait, you're not particularly odd. 21:24:47 (zzo38 is fucking obvious, though. I mean damn.) 21:24:50 Phantom_Hoover: What are you trying to say? 21:24:52 Phantom_Hoover: ... 21:25:00 pikhq: I'd say you have pretty mild autism, based solely on your IRC persona. 21:25:08 I have weird definitions of *everything* 21:25:09 My dad kept emphasizing "mild" 21:25:12 Also, zzo38 is a most wonderfulest person. 21:25:18 alise: Mild, but noticable, yes. 21:25:27 Sgeo: Mild Asperger's? Asperger's is already so mild as to be more a block of nothing than cheese! 21:25:38 My IRC persona is pretty much the same as my IRL persona. 21:25:41 Mm, cheese. 21:25:50 Yes, even including pedantic usage of language. 21:25:55 pikhq: In which case, meeting you would be awesome. 21:26:43 * Phantom_Hoover must. learn. neural. nets. 21:26:45 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Quit: Leaving). 21:27:01 he suffered from extreme self-awareness 21:27:05 He, himself, was a neural net. 21:27:10 lol 21:27:15 alise: Hahahah. 21:27:59 alise, remember how you said I shouldn't work on this project unless I'm getting paid, or think it's incredibly incredibly important, or (forgot what the third condition was)? 21:28:18 Sgeo: Yes. 21:28:25 You're hypothetically getting paid, I assume? 21:28:29 I figure that I will get paid in attention 21:28:48 Then you'd be the profit's kind suffixed by "whore". 21:29:05 Is there anyone who isn't? 21:29:22 hm what is normal harddrive temperatures? 21:29:26 My introductory speech for my speech class was how attention-seeking isn't inherently a bad thing 21:29:43 31-32 C doesn't seem too bad 21:30:51 "except it still looks typographically good" <<< you mean typographically non-monospacedly crappy? 21:30:52 Sgeo: I'm not an attention whore, I don't think. Just an attention slut. 21:31:01 I knew oklopol would come in <3 21:31:15 oklopol: you'd like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_Roman it's like it's monospaced 21:31:20 but it also appeases typonerds like myself. 21:31:26 Hm, what's the difference, exactly? 21:31:39 AnMaster: Look up the specs for your model. Typically up to around 50 is fine, I think. 21:31:47 oklopol, well that is a given if it was alise that said it 21:32:30 AnMaster: Firstly, shut up. 21:32:42 Deewiant, ah good idea. And yeah 31 C should be fine considering the indoor temp. It went to 39 C the day it was 27 C inside. And today it is about 18 C. 21:32:46 Secondly, it was a product of Knuth; conflicting raging-AnMaster-opinions alert. 21:32:58 Sgeo: slut is slightly less severe :-) 21:33:09 alise: of course N->Z and Z->Q are the same thing, you're adding inverses to an operation lacking them (it's possible i haven't explicitly realized this tho) 21:33:10 alise: My God, I want Concrete Roman as a terminal font. 21:33:12 :P 21:33:22 alise, it was something you could have said though 21:33:34 oklopol: yeah but the point is that you can do it "automagically" 21:33:48 and it always comes out as tuples (a,b) representing op_inv(a,b) 21:34:41 -!- Sgeo_ has joined. 21:34:56 pikhq, hm... Non-monospace would be a pain in a terminal 21:35:03 same goes for irc 21:35:26 Only in a shitty Unix terminal. 21:35:29 ;) 21:35:33 Also, I use a serifed font for IRC. 21:36:10 alise, how does the listing in "/msg nickserv help" (without quotes, duh) look to you? 21:36:25 Readable enough. 21:36:32 presumably the second column is not very well aligned though? 21:36:34 You're missing out \o/ 21:36:34 | 21:36:34 >\ 21:36:36 It doesn't have to be aligned to see what the commands do; and how often do you look at nickserv help? 21:36:39 Far more often I talk. 21:36:46 mycroftiv: No, it's great because it looks ridiculous 21:36:48 alise, well operserv then? 21:36:52 ;P 21:37:01 I am not authorized to use OperServ. :P 21:37:14 alise, well duh not on here. But aren't you an oper anywhere? 21:37:18 "Everything you've learned in life. In five words. GO." ;; if you can answer this, you haven't learned much. 21:37:20 AnMaster: No. 21:37:25 And I don't want to be. 21:37:27 alise, I'm kind of surprised in fact. 21:37:48 Why? You know that #esoteric is about 90% of my IRC usage. 21:38:03 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 21:38:17 alise, no I didn't 21:38:23 Okay. 21:38:28 Must... stop... trying.. to.. be.. verbose.. on.. Twitter 21:38:30 alise, I thought you were in #haskell and various other channels too? 21:38:31 I'm not sure whether to be flattered or not, then. :P 21:38:37 Sure, #haskell sometimes. 21:38:39 Still all Freenode, though. 21:38:48 " alise: You hate like everyone." <<< she doesn't hate me 21:39:00 just all you idiots 21:39:02 alise, freenode is a large part of my channel list too 21:39:04 Actually, here's my obligatory five-word summary: "Keep calm and carry on." 21:39:07 *-you 21:39:09 *obligatory joke 21:39:51 alise, 50% or so from a quick guesstimate based on ocular inspection of the channel list. 21:40:15 Ocular. Really now. 21:40:20 Anyway. 21:40:27 alise, well, it is correct. 21:40:43 I don't even like being an op :-) 21:40:52 Grah, removing spaces and punctuation just to fit 140chars hurt my soul 21:40:57 Usually I'm only an op so that crappy people don't become ops :p 21:41:07 Sgeo_: So don't use Twitter. 21:41:17 alise, ocular: [...] 3. Seen by the eye; visual 21:41:18 alise, I mostly follow people and bots 21:41:24 from http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ocular 21:41:27 Who follows you? 21:41:28 AnMaster: I know. 21:41:30 AnMaster: But come on. 21:41:36 alise, a surprisingly large number 21:41:41 Sgeo_: 4? 21:41:45 alise, I rather liked the phrase "quick guesstimate based on ocular inspection" 21:41:48 37 21:41:52 you're more noise sensitive than the average human? 21:41:56 Of course, my secondary account has 104 followers 21:42:07 I know I am; all my senses are quite a bit sharper than ordinary. 21:42:16 Which makes me wonder: what is everyone else missing? 21:42:25 Sgeo_: Why "of course"? 21:42:29 alise, it sounds so.... hm.... hard to describe it. Not scientific. Not bureaucratic. But something along those directions. 21:42:41 AnMaster: Verbose? 21:42:42 alise, it's a bot, just tweets when a new OOTS is up 21:42:46 Far more interesting than I am 21:42:47 Sgeo_: Ah. 21:42:47 alise, ah thanks :) 21:43:17 * Sgeo_ is jealous 21:43:38 AnMaster: It occurs to me upon this present time that, as I sit at my computer typing on IRC, I should consider a fact; that fact would enlighten the populace of the #esoteric channel, or at least one member of it; and it would be a very good thing to say now; and I must also consider that the identity of that fact should be known as the fact that AnMaster could be the next Dickens. 21:43:41 alise, plus I seen "ocular inspection" used in a protocol to describe the process of checking a house for water damage. 21:43:58 " Wait, is anyone here *not* autistic?" <<< i'm a normal brained healthy boy 21:44:11 who eats dog food 21:44:11 it seemed rather silly. It sounds even sillier in Swedish (which was the language of the protocol): "okulär inspektion" 21:44:25 Okulr Inspektion would be a kick-ass band/album name 21:44:36 alise, wonderful statement above 21:44:43 AnMaster: You'd like Dickens. 21:44:53 Which also indicates that you have terrible taste. 21:44:55 alise, hm I read David Copperfield 21:45:02 didn't like it that much 21:45:03 I have a feeling I can now ping pikhq to invoke horrible rage upon the name Dickens. 21:45:17 My sentence there was modelled upon the opening of Great Expectations. 21:45:18 it was kind of "meh" 21:45:40 * Sgeo_ has been out of touch with non-Pratchett literature for years 21:45:51 Dickens is a bit... older than that. 21:45:57 alise, don't you find writing in various verbose and bureaucratic stylistic styles fun? 21:46:00 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/JapaneseTtypewriter.jpg I cannot even begin to fathom how glad Japanese people must have been to have computers do typesetting. 21:46:06 Sgeo_, quite a lot older 21:46:19 alise: Dickens' style was hurt quite greatly by being paid by the word. 21:46:21 pikhq, how does that work 21:46:23 Well, I don't think I've read much fiction outside of Pratchett 21:46:28 AnMaster: Poorly. 21:46:40 pikhq, well yes but where are the keys 21:46:43 pikhq: I have an innate dislike of the man himself; he was quite overly sentimental. 21:46:46 alise: it's not monospaced, impossible to read 21:46:53 hmm, sorry for not saying anything all day 21:46:56 but it's time for me to go home 21:47:04 ais523, cya 21:47:04 Hm, does Calculus the Easy Way count as fiction 21:47:06 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:47:14 His novels seem shallow to me: they're fancies in the land of irrelevancy; disconnected to any experience that we know because they take place in a hackneyed, fake universe. 21:47:19 I mean, it's a fictional sto.. the answer's obviously yes, isn't it 21:47:19 pikhq, ? 21:47:24 Sgeo_: YES BCUZ LOL CALCULUS IS HARD LOL 21:47:39 alise, um? 21:47:40 pikhq, well yes but where are the keys 21:47:41 ? 21:47:44 Sgeo_: I was imitating an idiot. 21:47:45 Anyway, brb. 21:47:50 alise, yes that is what I asked about 21:48:13 alise, I'm unable to spot anything remotely like keys in http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/JapaneseTtypewriter.jpg 21:48:36 I feel like I haven't learned any math since 7th grade or so 21:48:52 based on oculating my chanlist freenode is 40% of my channelity 21:49:04 oklopol, heh 21:49:41 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 21:50:04 sensitivity to senses is one of those things self-described aspies love 21:50:09 Anyways. What'd I miss? 21:50:09 btw, best bureaucratic phrase of all time, which I seem unable to translate to English: "grönfoderomvandlande mjölkproduktionsenhet" 21:50:16 for those who know Swedish however... 21:50:19 You move the handle around to select the type slug, and then the machine strikes the slug against the page. 21:50:25 Last line to/from me. 21:50:25 (btw it means "cow", which is usually "ko" in Swedish) 21:50:53 AnMaster: Calque it? 21:50:54 pikhq_, ah 21:50:57 pikhq_, what? 21:51:06 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 21:51:07 "Calque"? 21:51:11 Translate each individual component? 21:51:17 ah 21:51:18 hm 21:51:21 -!- pikhq_ has changed nick to pikhq. 21:51:32 Calques are absurdly common in English. 21:51:55 " who eats dog food" <<< it all tastes almost the same, i've found 21:52:09 pikhq, something like: "green fodder converting" "milk production unit" 21:52:23 I'm not sure of "fodder", got it from google translate" 21:52:28 s/"$// 21:52:54 "Fodder" is the *cognate* word. 21:53:08 pikhq, what the heck does cognate mean? 21:53:25 Same etymological origin. 21:53:34 ah 21:53:43 " His novels seem shallow to me: they're fancies in the land of irrelevancy; disconnected to any experience that we know because they take place in a hackneyed, fake universe." <<< the less a story has to do with life as we know it, the better it is 21:54:14 pikhq, anyway, this was from a report from some municipality. A journalist I know told me about this. She had to read the report. 21:54:39 Ok, why does the Sirius XM app want to directly call phone numbers? 21:54:46 pikhq, Told me she called the person who wrote it and asked how on earth he thought when he wrote it. He seemed unable to understand why it was an issue. 21:55:13 kind of sad really 21:55:49 yay i finished the log 21:55:55 now shut the fuck up plz 21:56:01 What report is this? 21:56:18 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 21:56:28 hi pikhq_ long time no see 21:56:35 XD 21:56:35 Sgeo_, forgot the details 21:56:39 Same etymological origin. 21:56:44 Examples of cognates are English "gift" and German "gift". 21:56:47 (the English means "gift". The German means "poison". It apparently developed into "poison" out of a euphemism.) 21:56:53 Or "royal", "real", "regal", "raj", and a few other words. (we've got cognates for that from every single branch of Indoeuropean in the same language!) 21:57:00 Sgeo_, and the journalist in question died a few years ago. So no chance of asking her. 21:57:37 do you have cognates from the finnish "kuninkaallinen" 21:57:38 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 21:57:53 oh, right, kingy 21:58:05 no wait 21:58:09 those aren't that close 21:58:18 except i guess cognate isn't about that 21:58:24 oklopol: "Close" doesn't necessarily mean "not cognate". 21:58:31 "Cow" and "bovine" are cognate. 21:58:36 yes this i realized before i even said what i said 21:58:37 pikhq_, hm? 21:58:39 err 21:58:54 really? 21:58:54 *-err 21:58:56 They were the same word in Proto-indoeuropean. 21:59:02 pikhq_, and what was that word 21:59:10 it seems kind of hard to see a common part 21:59:22 AnMaster: Lemme check. 21:59:41 the finnish "lehm" is a pretty good gcd 21:59:54 imo 22:01:28 oklopol, gcd? as in greatest common divisor? 22:01:43 Cannot has checking. 22:02:23 pikhq_, eh? 22:02:23 yes 22:02:32 Still, there was just a few simple phoneme shifts into "cow" and "bov", and a bunch of odder shifts from there in English... 22:02:37 ah 22:02:46 "gcd", "inf", "meet" 22:03:26 There's a very, very large number of cognates in English with a different English word, simply because we've got a lot of vocab from two major branches of Indoeuropean. 22:04:02 " His novels seem shallow to me: they're fancies in the land of irrelevancy; disconnected to any experience that we know because they take place in a hackneyed, fake universe." <<< the less a story has to do with life as we know it, the better it is 22:04:02 we imagine a tree with words as vertices and children being new cognates of their father, and take the natural meets in this tree 22:04:08 Oh, and the full list of cognates: "right, rich, raj, regalia, reign, royal, real". All cognate. 22:04:09 Dickens' stories do not happen in any even imaginable universe. 22:04:41 "right" :D 22:04:46 oh also real 22:04:50 ok sweeties i'm back 22:04:55 I feel like I haven't learned any math since 7th grade or so 22:04:57 maybe we should call them royal numbers 22:04:58 do you really not understand calculus? 22:05:03 i am reading your scrollback 22:05:20 even I understand calculus 22:05:24 you can't "understand" calculus 22:05:33 alise, I learned simple calculus concepts in 6th grade, started to gain some actual understanding in 7th 22:05:36 you have to "see" it for yourself 22:05:37 And then I stagnated 22:06:02 that's like saying you "understand" addition; which i guess is perfectly sensible. 22:06:05 Sgeo_: f'(x) = lim h->0 (f(x+h) - f(x))/h 22:06:08 Presumably you understand that. 22:06:10 oklopol: Indeed. 22:06:17 Calculus is a very simple concept, of course. 22:06:20 yes 22:06:31 Oh, gah, we've also got cognates from Latin and French and from French and French. 22:06:42 pikhq_: What about cognates from ENGLISH 22:06:52 05:48:07 Can someone opinionated on this tell me what the difference between software and normal patents is? 22:06:56 I learned everything I know from Calculus the Easy Way. Things like the quotient rule were not covered 22:06:57 normal patents are on mechanism 22:07:03 software patents are usually on abstract algorithms etc 22:07:06 We went over it in class once, I completely forgot it by now 22:07:08 what's the quotient rule again 22:07:08 which are expressly forbidden in normal patents 22:07:11 Although I could easily redetermine it 22:07:12 alise: Define "from English". 22:07:14 derivative of f/g? 22:07:21 There's not many words native to the language. :D 22:07:22 oklopol: yeah 22:08:03 alise: Oooh, here's one. 22:08:04 Ultimately, it's just chain + multiplication + exponents(which is trivial) 22:08:24 "Shadow, shade, and shede" are all from Old English sceadu. 22:08:27 the quotient rule is useless to memorize, you can just wp it, and once you learn differentials for functions : R^n -> R^m, you can just always deduce it in your head 22:08:28 Erm. Shed. 22:08:31 i don't care much about the actual menial-labour side of finding derivatives. 22:08:47 "Knight" is one 22:08:55 ok so in short 22:08:58 pikhq_: A shed is a shadowy shade. 22:09:06 Deewiant: What's knight cognate with? 22:09:18 I don't know 22:09:25 But it's native to English 22:09:32 Oh. Yes, yes it is. 22:09:35 In 6th grade however, I didn't quite understand that 1/x = x^-1 22:09:38 Somehow 22:09:39 06:36:40 Phantom_Hoover: software patents have a much longer timespan relative to the length of time the thing they implement remains useful for, than hardware patents 22:09:40 06:37:04 a 50-year-old internal combustion engine might be outmoded nowadays, but it's still potentially useful 22:09:40 06:37:11 50-year-old software is basically useless 22:09:40 06:37:27 so the idea of patents - to give people a limited monopoly in return for disclosing how the thing works - is subverted 22:09:41 06:37:42 especially as software patents tend not even to disclose how the things works nowadays 22:09:43 06:37:50 old inventions, the idea was you could reproduce the whole thing from the patent 22:09:43 tldr: alise is assburgers and gets canned in for being an evil person who plots how to explode people's hearts by dividing big numbers in his head 22:09:45 06:38:15 many modern hardware patents have the same problem, tbh 22:09:47 also this 22:09:50 Sgeo_: presumably because they didn't explain that's just a definition 22:09:51 did i sum it up right alise 22:09:58 This hindered my efforts to find an ideal solution to my class's "Star Lottery" 22:10:08 cheater99: yes... except i'm not assburgers any more than anyone else in here is, and I'm useless at mental arithmetic 22:10:21 I tried working it out in 7th grade, but when I tried to determine the equation that I needed to differentiate... it was 0 22:10:30 i think it's mainly their ocd diagnosis they care about, neither ocd nor aspergers warrant being an inpatient though 22:10:38 Sgeo_: tried working what out? 22:10:47 There was a "star lottery" 22:10:51 alise: that's what you think. in fact you are only a fractional-consciousness of a bigger, more evil mind 22:10:52 The class's currency was stars 22:11:18 Every day or week, I forgot which, the students would put in a number of stars, to get a chance of winning all the stars put in 22:11:24 alise: the one way out for you that i see is to become a t-girl, get a hormone therapy and implants, and sue anyone who treats you how you don't want 'em to 22:11:46 cheater99: That's a brilliant solution! Or, maybe I will just move country. 22:11:52 Instead of moving towards cuntry. 22:11:59 alise: Being OCD warrants being a not-inpateint, in fact. :) 22:12:01 xDDDDDDDDDDD 22:12:06 alise, i moved out of the uk for good reason 22:12:07 alise: awesome one 22:12:13 cheater99: Where do you live now? 22:12:21 oklopol: why thank you. Somehow I think you're being sarcastic :p 22:12:25 there's a fucking depression there and there is absolutely no outlook for people who want to succeed 22:12:30 currently germany 22:12:34 alise: i don't know whether i am 22:12:41 thinking a bit of china 22:12:47 cheater99: Oh, not China. 22:12:52 China's probably a bad idea. 22:12:52 Have /some/ principles! 22:12:58 my biggest hang-up is that i'm not that into asian women 22:13:10 I'm probably destined for the EU. 22:13:15 asian women are small and make squeaky noises when you fuck them 22:13:20 Easy to migrate to, and, well, most of the nice countries are there. 22:13:24 Considering some Nordic country. 22:13:25 the only problem with them is you can't see their genitals 22:13:25 Except for Hong Kong; I could probably *manage* to live there. 22:13:27 alise: yes, you should come to germany with me 22:13:32 but usually you wouldn't anyway during sex 22:13:37 oklopol: hahaha i love you 22:13:51 oklopol: Hahahah. 22:13:51 cheater99: no, you guys like fraktur 22:14:04 oklopol: you know, mice are also small and make squeaky noises when you fuck them 22:14:07 you can't see their genitals, either 22:14:11 are you sure you're not confusing the two? 22:14:30 alise: germany is one of the few places in europe without a fucked up economy OR fucked up government 22:14:33 alise: Mice don't have pixelation bars over the genitals. 22:14:37 cheater99: But me likey Nordic countries. 22:14:44 pikhq_: They do on my hard drive 8) 22:14:51 alise: yeah but they aren't humans, humans make the best sex targets 22:14:52 alise: :P 22:14:58 alise: germany has a lot of nordic appeal to it 22:15:06 without being extremely expensive 22:15:10 cheater99: Besides, you're all Nazis. 22:15:16 'we'? 22:15:17 i'm polish 22:15:20 True, Nordic countries are... on the pricey side. 22:15:23 cheater99: Shut up. 22:15:25 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 22:15:34 Also, oblig.: You left the UK? GOOD RIDDANCE 22:15:36 alise, no u 22:15:44 u 22:15:45 alise, no u 22:15:51 u 22:15:51 cheater99: does germany have 100mbit interwebs 22:15:52 alise, no u 22:15:53 No, u. 22:15:55 u 22:15:58 no, u. 22:16:00 u 22:16:03 u. 22:16:03 u 22:16:05 y 22:16:06 u... 22:16:06 no u 22:16:08 No "u"s. 22:16:09 u! 22:16:10 alise: If you want 100mbit interwebs, avoid the hell out of the US. :) 22:16:13 alise: okay 22:16:16 no u 22:16:20 pikhq_: I would do that anyway, sir. 22:16:26 cheater99: no alise said no u 22:16:26 alise: yes, it does 22:16:27 What about South Korea? 22:16:35 South Korea is nice. 22:16:35 AFAIK they have good interwebs. 22:16:47 If you mean cheater99, never mind; if you mean me: I can't move out of the EU. 22:16:50 Although it has the problem of being next to North Korea. 22:16:53 Or rather, I'm not going to. 22:16:55 Phantom_Hoover: So does Japan. 22:16:57 Immigration is Hard. 22:17:03 i also heard us people think the sun revolves around the earth and that god exists 22:17:06 Though that has the problem of having lingering racism. 22:17:12 south korea... umm... hello south korea is in a war with north korea? 22:17:22 cheater99: As is the US. 22:17:28 who cares 22:17:35 Have been for all of my grandmother's life. 22:17:43 south korea would get mushroomed 22:17:58 Uh, no. 22:17:59 cheater99: they're not de facto in a war 22:18:03 only de jure :P 22:18:12 South Korea is at about as much risk as China. 22:18:15 Seoul would get hammered with artillery for a weak. 22:18:21 s/weak/week/ 22:18:25 North Korea fires at South: Seoul suffers... then North Korea disappears overnight. 22:18:31 North Korea would cease to support life. 22:18:42 i like spicy food but radioactive isotopes punching through a concrete wall, then my face and finally landing on my tongue is a bit too extreme 22:19:02 cheater99: North Korea will not fire at South. 22:19:04 cheater99: North Korea couldn't even get a nuke *beyond Pyongyang* if they tried, y'know. 22:19:09 Simple as that. 22:19:21 (Pyongyang being the capital of North Korea) 22:19:37 And they've got, what, 0 nukes ATM? 22:19:44 y'all are underestimating human stupidity 22:19:54 can we talk more about derivatives or oriental vaginas? 22:19:58 Y'all are overestimating North Korea's firepower. 22:20:03 all this politics is going over my head 22:20:16 fun fact: kim jong-il is not a total idiot 22:20:19 They've got about a week's worth of artillery. 22:20:22 oklopol, prevent every 2nd word is 'vagina' or 'asian' randomly 22:20:23 He's evil, yes; evil but smart. 22:20:26 Neural networks! 22:20:33 He would not obliterate his plaything by firing weaponry at Seoul. 22:20:37 cheater99: Prevent it! 22:20:48 I'm fed up with all of this reading. 22:20:51 The only reason we don't just give them the finger is that they *could* make life suck for Seoul. 22:20:53 *pretend 22:21:45 cheater99: Anyway, just go to Japan then :P 22:21:57 It's kinda like MAD, except that one side will lose a city and the other side will lose the ability to live. 22:21:59 i know a bit of japanese 22:22:01 tiny bit 22:22:35 i know most hiragana and katakana and know the 'desu' form 22:22:42 but my accent is, like, perfect 22:22:52 cheater99: do you mean i should not use those words as often as i do? 22:22:56 I highly doubt that your accent is perfect. 22:23:12 Given that what you know is at most a few day's worth of learning. 22:23:22 oklopol, no, i mean you should replace every second word in our polotics conversation with those words 22:23:27 How's your pitch stress? 22:23:32 Erm. 22:23:35 because you want vaginas instead of polotics 22:23:35 s/stress/accent/ 22:23:39 cheater99: oh pretend 22:23:53 cheater99: Polotics? 22:23:54 yez 22:23:57 yez 22:24:04 Phantom_Hoover: because you talked about polish people 22:24:14 Is biopic pronounced "by opick"? If not, it should be, 22:24:16 *be. 22:24:19 ...No I didn't. 22:24:33 alise: how else? 22:24:33 alise: Some stress differences, but basically. 22:24:36 cheater99: Seriously, I *highly* doubt your accent is "perfect". :) 22:24:48 Good, so it's not "byoh pick". 22:24:53 pikhq_, it's as perfect as it can be 22:24:54 cheater99: Well, it's bio-graphical pic-ture. 22:25:01 Wait, that's how I would say it. 22:25:02 cheater99: Doubtful. 22:25:07 Byoh-pick 22:25:10 "By oppik" is nice; the how-you'd-think "Bio pick" is not. 22:25:16 Phantom_Hoover: See, I don't like that. 22:25:30 I didn't realise biopic was an abbreviation for "bio pic" at first, so I came to pronounce it as "by oppik". 22:25:40 But it's "bio" and "pic" squished together. 22:25:40 Probably don't even get "r" right. 22:25:41 pikhq_, you're comin through as a bad person again 22:26:00 What accent? 22:26:04 English or what? 22:26:15 Phantom_Hoover: A "Japanese accent". He claims to have a perfect accent in Japanese. 22:26:26 ... 22:26:29 I, having spent several years learning Japanese, doubt this. 22:26:37 you're not polish 22:26:43 Ah, of cours.e 22:26:45 the polish accent is very similar to japanese 22:26:54 cheater99: Hahahahah... No. 22:26:55 Japanese and Polish are closely related languages. 22:27:11 pikhq_: I note that the main part of your seemingly-angry-speak is apparent egotism. 22:27:23 (Note: I am making this comment as an entirely-detached observer, not an antagonist.) 22:27:31 alise: Alas. 22:27:47 alise: I tend to be egotistical about subjects I know a lot about. 22:28:05 I have a friend who is half-Japanese. 22:28:14 alise, i think it's a projection-expectation motivated by low self-esteem which produces expectation of low value in other people 22:28:22 Phantom_Hoover: is it pikhq_? 22:28:32 cheater99: Or, he could just be autistic. 22:28:33 No. 22:28:54 As autistic communication tends to have vastly less emotional content than is usual. 22:29:08 either way, i was told i have a good accent by two different japanese teachers, one who was japanese, the other lived in japan for a couple decades or something like that 22:29:12 what's projection-expectation 22:29:29 i was asked the other day if i used to live in america 22:29:31 cheater99: Care to record yourself speaking in Japanese for a bit? 22:29:31 oklopol, i explained further in the same line 22:29:42 pikhq_, no microphone 22:29:54 but the guy who asked was a french guy so i guess that's doesn't say much :D 22:29:57 Also, I've noticed that Japanese teachers seem to set the bar absurdly low for foreign learners. 22:29:58 *and*, more importantly, i don't care to continue a pointless argument with you 22:29:59 oklopol: Fancy form of "I know you are, but what am I?" 22:30:17 oh and i was asked that because of my accent, i guess that's sort of important 22:30:17 cheater99: I don't think pikhq_ is actually arguing... 22:30:18 Stuff like "Oh, you'll only ever learn a few hundred kanji, give up trying to do more". 22:30:19 Wait, maybe that's just projection 22:30:33 alise: what is he doing then? 22:30:43 cheater99: Strongly disagreeing. 22:30:55 cheater99: oh okay 22:31:17 Quite strongly. 22:31:18 so did you mean "projection -- expectation ..." 22:31:32 or did you mean projection-expectation, and i'm still misunderstanding 22:31:34 Projexpectation. 22:31:40 no, i meant 'projection-expectation'. 22:31:46 Projspectation. 22:31:58 projspecatcumshot 22:32:00 Prospectation. 22:32:09 -!- SgeoN1 has joined. 22:32:14 Proctation 22:32:22 Protation. 22:32:24 (seriously, though, "know the desu form"? Congrats, you've spent a couple minutes learning the language! YOU ARE WINNER) 22:32:25 Potation. 22:32:28 Potato. 22:32:50 I am showing irc to my grandmother 22:32:59 Not a good idea. 22:33:00 i've learned about a hundred chinese kanji whatever they're called from just watching tv series with subtitles 22:33:09 Hello, Sgeo's grandmother! 22:33:37 I also know someone who once did Chinese. 22:33:43 (desu is the copula. Japanese has a SOV sentence order. Subjects are followed by "wa" or "ga". CONGRATS, YOU, THE READER, KNOW THE DESU FORM!) 22:34:09 Copula? 22:34:22 oklopol: Kanji, hanxi, hanja, chu nom, depending on the language. 22:34:33 Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu 22:34:34 pikhq_: actually i'm not even 100% it's chinese 22:34:37 :D 22:34:51 Phantom_Hoover: Copulas in other languages are "is", "estas", "est"... 22:34:57 i call it the language i decided to start learning from subtitles 22:35:00 oklopol: What language? 22:35:13 there's this streaming place called tudou 22:35:16 and the longer you expose the ASIC wafer to the doping agent, the deeper the p-type or n-type region goes 22:35:21 "Doping agent" is officially the best name for weed ever. 22:35:34 "I'm exposing my thinking wafer to the doping agent... maaaan" 22:35:55 "i" is this weird x thing, plural is one of the few characters where density is distributed as |^| 22:35:57 (note: hanja and chu nom no longer in use as normal orthographies.) 22:36:00 12:32:59 Oh, god, the Koreas are at it again. 22:36:02 Wait, it started again? 22:36:06 i'm sure you can deduce it from that 22:36:24 alise: No newspapers in the unit? 22:36:38 alise: South Korea has accused Chosen of an act of war. 22:36:40 Phantom_Hoover: No. I could watch the news, I guess, if I went to my room and fought with the tiny television. 22:36:46 I don't much see the point, though. 22:36:53 pikhq_: Because? 22:36:53 Chosen is responding by preparing for war. 22:37:05 newspapers can be dangerous for your weak mind 22:37:07 Chosen torpedoed a South Korean vessel. 22:37:53 pikhq_: So, you made me google Chosen. 22:37:58 Howsabout we call it North Korea? 22:38:07 I'll settle for Corea if you're gonna be That Guy :P 22:38:18 "but weekday mom, what is all this violence doing in the world :(" 22:38:30 lol weekday mom 22:38:36 best i could do 22:38:45 the interchangability of staff as the shifts wade in and out is actually quite unnerving 22:38:49 people just disappear and appear. 22:38:58 alise 22:39:05 there's something i never understood in britain 22:39:09 you never see kids 22:39:10 EVER 22:39:14 where are they 22:39:15 Define kids. 22:39:19 I see teenagers an awful lot. 22:39:25 persons of age under 17 22:39:27 cheater99: They're too busy knifing each other. 22:39:29 ...But... children... huh, you are right. 22:39:31 yes, you're a kid yourself 22:39:36 :P 22:39:37 cheater99: you have to look down, they're small hahaha 22:39:37 It's our overprotective culture. 22:39:42 cheater99: I know that much. 22:39:44 oklopol, aww 22:39:44 hahaha 22:39:45 hahaha 22:39:53 I'm small and light! 22:39:55 alise: ok, so let's say a 12 year old 22:39:56 Also, they're never allowed out in case of paedophiles. 22:39:57 39 kilos or thereabouts 22:39:57 alise: Sorry, that's the Japanese coming through. 22:40:05 Phantom_Hoover: this 22:40:08 they get woken up and stay at home until 8 then go to school yes? 22:40:10 i've never seen alise q.e.d. 22:40:16 then they're at school until say 4 pm 22:40:18 what's next? 22:40:22 what happens? 22:40:25 cheater99: PRAYSTATION TREE 22:40:44 I never go outside either. 22:40:50 alise: It's normally shortened as 韓国 for South Korea and 朝鮮 for North Korea. 22:40:57 ("Korea" and "Chosen", translated) 22:41:04 you mean prayushtashyonu tri 22:41:12 In the North, Kijong-dong features a number of brightly painted, poured-concrete multi-story buildings and apartments with electric lighting. These features represented an unheard of level of luxury for rural Koreans, north or south, in the 1950s. The town was oriented so that the bright blue roofs and white sides of the buildings would be the most distinguishing features when viewed from the border. However scrutiny with modern telescopic lenses reveals tha 22:41:13 But there unfortunately tend to be other youths outside whenever I doo. 22:41:13 t the buildings are mere concrete shells lacking window glass or even interior rooms[17][18], with the building lights turned on and off at set times and the empty sidewalks swept by a skeleton crew of caretakers in an effort to preserve the illusion of activity.[19] 22:41:14 Wow 22:42:00 lol wtf is that? 22:42:00 Wow indeed. 22:42:04 hahahah 22:42:14 cheater99: it's in the demilitarised zone 22:42:16 it's like that movie with jim carrey 22:42:23 where he's in a big tv set 22:42:29 Hi how are you 22:42:29 south korea has one too although people are actually there 22:42:32 cheater99: truman show 22:42:34 but yeah lol 22:42:36 yeah 22:42:37 lol 22:42:39 it's like they're trying to convince each other 22:42:47 That was my grandmother typing 22:42:49 "I know we've agreed not to kill each other here... but my dick is way bigger than yours." 22:42:56 SgeoN1: I hope your grandmother doesn't see that. 22:42:57 That is all 22:42:59 SgeoN1, tits or gtfo 22:43:07 :D 22:43:20 i was wondering why that didn't happen the first time Sgeo_ mentioned what was happening 22:43:28 SgeoN1: have you never been to irc? 22:43:30 i didn't notice 22:43:54 The official position of the North Korean government is that the village contains a 200-family collective farm, serviced by a childcare center, kindergarten, primary and secondary schools, and a hospital.[10] However, observation from the south suggests that the town is actually an uninhabited Potemkin village built at great expense in the 1950s in a propaganda effort to encourage South Korean defection and to house the PRK soldiers manning the extensive net 22:43:54 work of artillery positions, fortifications and underground marshalling bunkers that abut the border zone.[3][4][11][12] Though no visitors are allowed, it is the only settlement in North Korea within direct eye- and earshot of the Korean DMZ, and by extension, the West. 22:43:56 Are you asking me or her? 22:44:08 so anyways 22:44:17 the german eurovision contestant actually sings well 22:44:18 and is hot 22:44:24 and i would shag her 22:44:32 she's still loli enough for me 22:44:36 german women aren't hot, they're engineered superhumans. 22:44:46 SgeoN1: well i guess i was assuming you didn't want your grandma to see anything dirty, i'm not sure why. 22:44:48 I'll try Sine 22:44:50 she's very well engineered indeed 22:44:57 SgeoN1: Your grandmother is presumably having an apoplectic fit by now. 22:45:00 alise: are you british english, or are you from an immigrant family? 22:45:10 Oklopol, she can barely see the screen 22:45:44 British. 22:45:47 She's not reading any of this, I'm reading for her 22:45:49 I'm about as native as they come. 22:45:59 cheater99: who's loli now 22:46:09 oklopol, german eurovision girl 22:46:31 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena_Meyer-Landrut 22:46:32 i looked it up 22:46:33 If Sgeo's grandmother knows what loli is I'm more than a little disturbed. 22:46:42 alise: are you like, the kind of british person who wouldn't look out of place spectating polo or tennis or in a gentlemen's club? 22:46:44 AAH! 22:46:47 Well, she want to eat now. I'm saying bye on her behalf 22:46:54 cheater99: Um. I'm 14. 22:47:03 alise: yeah, but i mean when you grow up 22:47:04 and are 30 22:47:05 I look very female though :P 22:47:09 SgeoN1, BYE!!! COME BACK SOON 22:47:15 So you wear ridiculous dresses? 22:47:16 Sgeo_: EAT COCKS 22:47:22 lise: tht's not what i'm asking about 22:47:26 Phantom_Hoover: No, I just have long hair and a relatively ambiguous face. 22:47:26 alise* 22:47:36 *Tht 22:47:42 Always capitalise the first letter of sentences 22:47:43 cheater99: i wouldn't say she's very loli 22:47:48 alise: Wear a fake beard. 22:47:51 alise, would you make a good t-girl 22:47:52 ? 22:47:59 oklopol, she's got a small build 22:48:07 cheater99: You just want me to grow breasts, don't you. 22:48:10 Or a moustache. 22:48:17 oklopol, you should see her in 'live' broadcasts 22:48:20 alise: yes 22:48:27 Indeed, you could have a ridiculous handlebar. 22:48:27 haha I thought by she you meant me 22:48:33 alise: i want you to be a magnificent being 22:48:41 AND SIDEBURNS/ 22:48:42 cheater99: yes probably 22:48:43 Creepy level rising. 22:48:56 i've seen alise in live broadcasts 22:48:59 oerjan! fizzie! lament! 22:49:03 or at least ones recorded just for me 22:49:07 which is even better 22:49:10 alise: you should totally get on stickam 22:49:29 but it was not for masturbation purposes, it was about music 22:49:30 oklopol: no you haven't :P 22:49:35 oh umm 22:49:35 i don't think 22:49:37 I don't recall 22:49:39 what sort of music? 22:49:42 yes i think i have 22:49:47 cheater99: It was me demonstrating my inability to play the theremin 22:49:53 partly 22:49:55 Also, I am not going on webcam. 22:49:58 You have a theremin? 22:50:00 -!- bsmntbombdood_ has joined. 22:50:00 Clothed or otherwise. 22:50:02 Phantom_Hoover: Yes. 22:50:07 I want to play one. 22:50:12 With my cat. 22:50:16 Phantom_Hoover: It's hard. You won't be able to do it. 22:50:19 i'm gonna play one when i go visit alise 22:50:20 -!- bsmntbombdood has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 22:50:23 and i'm gonna own at it 22:50:24 Or indeed to put my cat on it. 22:50:27 alise, the key is to maintain relative pitch.. you can't maintain absolute pitch on it 22:50:28 When I told her that there are some people who, upon seeing that someone brought their grandmother to IRC, would say dirty things just to be mean, she said she didn't want to talk to that sort of person 22:50:29 oklopol: I thought I was visiting you 22:50:31 alise is gonna go like WTF DUDE 22:50:32 oh 22:50:34 well bring it 22:50:38 Sgeo_: lollll 22:50:44 oklopol: ok 22:50:54 * Phantom_Hoover heads for alise's location with a giant magnet 22:50:56 But no, she only knows what I told her of chat, which is very, very, little 22:51:18 So she didn't hear anything of lolis, or Tits or GTFO, or any such thing 22:51:25 what!! 22:51:29 Until 2004, massive loudspeakers mounted on several of the buildings continuously delivered DPRK propaganda broadcasts directed towards the south as well as propaganda radio broadcasts across the border.[17] In May 2010, due to the sinking of the ROKS Cheonan, South Korea resumed broadcasting news, western music and programmes comparing the political and economic situations on the two parts of the peninsula.[20] 22:51:31 Theremins? 22:51:32 i didn't say lolis to be mean 22:51:38 and i said tits or gtfo to be nice 22:51:46 cheater99: lol 22:51:47 what's wrong with you man :< 22:52:02 " alise, the key is to maintain relative pitch.. you can't maintain absolute pitch on it" kinda like you can't sing in absolute pitch 22:52:27 you can sing in absolute pitch *sometimes* 22:52:35 * Sgeo_ wonders if there are good IRC channels for seniors 22:52:43 yes 22:52:43 Not on Freenode. 22:52:46 there is a list on lemonparty.org 22:52:48 but for this your voice and/or hearing have to be imperfect in very specific ways 22:52:50 :| 22:52:56 irc.lemonparty.org 22:53:26 cheater99: my point was (you'd know if you'd read my mind) that that's not helpful to alise in any way 22:53:29 actually i don't remember the irc server's domain.. check lemonparty.org for their list of ervers or something 22:53:42 oklopol, that totally didn't come through 22:53:51 well i didn't say anything related to it 22:53:59 yes. you haven't. 22:54:19 i have my own ways of communicating and people seem to love them 22:54:30 for some reason I'm flattered that cheater99 thinks i should grow breasts 22:54:34 i don't think that actually makes any sense 22:54:40 awww lena is so cute 22:54:45 who's lena 22:54:51 Well, it happened to Turing... 22:55:01 i herd turing was a homo 22:55:02 Really bad taste, that. 22:55:09 that neurovision girl from germany 22:55:13 lena is presumably that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena_Meyer-Landrut girl again 22:55:15 I feel sullied having said it. 22:55:26 oh 22:55:29 :D 22:55:32 i didn't read the name 22:55:34 -!- BeholdMyGlory has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 22:55:39 turing was the first trans-sexual in computing! 22:55:49 You fail at stuff. 22:55:55 also the first snow white 22:55:58 yeah i heard something like he was a gay homosexual 22:56:00 He was chemically castrated. 22:56:08 you're filling big shoes alise 22:56:10 i read a book about him 22:56:14 as a kid 22:56:27 no he wasn't castrated he was given estrogen 22:56:35 which made him grow breasts 22:56:40 = trans 22:56:40 cheater99 speaks truth. 22:56:43 Chemically castrated. 22:56:51 cheater99: is it really trans/gender/ if he was male, though? 22:56:55 transsexual, yes. 22:56:57 transgender no 22:57:08 i said trans-sexual 22:57:17 trans-gender means post-op i think 22:57:21 but i might be wrong 22:57:31 no 22:57:32 -!- MigoMipo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:57:37 "Turing was given a choice between imprisonment or probation conditional on his agreement to undergo hormonal treatment designed to reduce libido. He accepted chemical castration via oestrogen hormone injections.[41]" 22:57:41 maybe turing was actually transhuman, and would've outgrown any human sex or gender eventually? 22:57:45 transgender -- gender identity; i.e. "you" in your mind; transsexual -- genitals 22:57:54 *Not* transsexual. 22:57:55 usually transgendered people have a goal to become transsexuals. 22:58:04 Nor transgendered, in fact. 22:58:05 Phantom_Hoover: estrogen, though. 22:58:07 he grew boobs. 22:58:09 Not the same. 22:58:12 QED. 22:58:14 he grew tits 22:58:20 Not transsexual. 22:58:21 Q FUCKING E D 22:58:31 Phantom_Hoover is trolling 22:58:32 !op 22:58:38 Secondary sexual characteristics != transsexual. 22:58:40 i mean he was pretty awesome, much of the stuff neumann is world-famous for was done by turing as well, and iirc turing has some sort of machines named after him too 22:58:48 ok then hermaphrodite 22:58:49 twice the fun 22:58:57 NO! 22:58:59 you mean von neumann? 22:58:59 (probably some sort of gay sex machines but it's still pretty cool) 22:59:03 yes 22:59:12 or do you mean neumann the guy who came up with microphones 22:59:12 ok 22:59:18 actually i'd probably go for an hermaphroditing operation, that would be cool 22:59:35 * oklopol waits for someone to check if that's even consistent timelinewise 22:59:41 i don't really trust my memory 22:59:44 i've seen some post-op porn 22:59:46 it wasn't hot 23:00:00 oh wait 23:00:03 Look, Turing had oestrogen. This caused him to be chemically castrated (i.e. making him infertile and reducing his libido) 23:00:10 alise: www.buckangel.com 23:00:10 yeah but post-op gets rid of your penis 23:00:13 It did *not* make him female. 23:00:13 and gives you a bad vagina 23:00:28 hermaphroditation would keep the peen 23:00:32 no loss, you see 23:00:40 but the vagina is still bad 23:00:50 Phantom_Hoover: why do you want this to be looked at, it's irrelevant 23:01:01 cheater99: ffff why did you link me to that 23:01:07 It's pedantry. 23:01:08 cheater99: who said, i'm describing a magical operation 23:01:13 It's always relevant 23:01:19 nobody's thought of how to do it yet, therefore i declare that it produces a perfectly fine vagina 23:01:30 alise: so you know what you're gettin' in2 23:01:57 cheater99: I never said I would get into it 23:02:05 I jokingly said I would hypothetically get into a hypothetical operation 23:02:10 actually i'd probably go for an hermaphroditing operation, that would be cool 23:02:19 *actually* is the opposite of *hypothetically* 23:02:36 Not when the operation itself is hypothetical. 23:02:36 *shut up* is the opposite of *don't shut up* 23:02:42 anyway, I said 23:02:44 "actually, I'd ..." 23:02:47 if you fix the punctuation 23:02:51 in this instance actually means 23:02:55 "contrary to what I previously said, ..." 23:03:03 who wouldn't be hermaphrodited, you'd get to do all kinds of stuff 23:03:31 I feel it necessary at this point to mention the Culture. 23:03:42 I want to read the Culture books sometime. 23:03:44 who's the culture? 23:03:51 oh books 23:04:01 alise: DO IT. 23:04:15 Unless books aren't allowed into the unit. 23:04:40 (Start on The Player Of Games) 23:04:51 (Consider Phlebas is just confusing) 23:05:03 alise: you're trying to talk yourself out of what you are 23:05:03 :D 23:05:20 what do you mean 23:05:47 cheater99: go and pioneer the hermaphroditing operation then 23:05:52 i'll be 43rd in line 23:06:06 ok but first you have to jack off to that: http://buckangelentertainment.com/promo/muscleman.jpg 23:06:07 The first 42? 23:06:21 Phantom_Hoover: I will start at the beginning and continue on until I reach the end, and then stop. 23:06:33 cheater99: no 23:06:39 Phantom_Hoover: well it might go wrong 23:06:46 come on 23:06:56 don't be a fun spoiler 23:07:06 I'm sort of doubting that you're not kidding now :P 23:07:12 cheater99: you don't see the pussy that well 23:07:32 i guess that's art 23:07:33 oklopol, http://buckangelentertainment.com/promo/laidback.jpg 23:07:46 witness the magnificence 23:07:58 much better 23:08:18 Phantom_Hoover: Anyway, I'm delaying reading too many books 'til I'm out of the unit. 23:08:24 Not a clear enough mind to fully enjoy them. 23:08:26 oklopol, how old are you? 23:08:31 cheater99: he's 21 or sth 23:08:36 he's always been this fun 23:08:38 yeah or sth 23:08:39 wow that was quick 23:08:44 ok, 21.. 23:08:47 or sth 23:08:48 not loli enough anymore ;[ 23:09:00 i'm pretty sure he still looks loli 23:09:03 although is it loli when it's male 23:09:05 i don't think it is sir 23:09:35 wait was cheater99 gay 23:09:49 have you considered "bi" 23:09:58 who what 23:09:59 or just plain "pedo" :p 23:10:00 no 23:10:05 i have not 23:10:15 you people must be talking about someone else 23:10:49 " not loli enough anymore ;[" <<< i understood this as you being sad about not being able to get a boner off me anymore 23:10:49 ok is the movie 'anatomy' cool 23:10:54 oh it's a german movie 23:10:55 because i'm too old 23:10:56 you can't know 23:10:58 therefore gay pedo 23:11:07 they start off by showing a naked woman 23:11:15 cheater99: i use sven s porst to get all my german opinions 23:11:28 what is sven s porst 23:11:33 he's this guy http://earthlingsoft.net/ssp/blog/ 23:12:09 That reminds me of Quarter Life... 23:13:47 cheater99: it's rude not to answer and not to say you're not gonna 23:13:56 -!- Mathnerd314 has joined. 23:14:00 alise, ok, why? 23:14:13 alise, as in, why are you reading that blog in the first place 23:14:25 cheater99: because he used to be a nice ranty guy when i used os x and was sufficiently OCD about tiny things that apple fucked up... so i just started reading his blog 23:14:45 need: "german guy who has opinions": satisfied 23:14:59 why did you have that need 23:14:59 i have an opinion 23:15:11 do you need finnish guy who has an opinion 23:15:14 cheater99: well you just asked me an opinion on a german thing 23:15:14 so... 23:15:16 oklopol: yes 23:15:22 oklopol: what is your opinion 23:15:22 nnnnice. 23:15:25 on what? 23:16:00 oklopol: you said you had an opinion 23:16:00 what is it 23:16:04 alise: yes, but i think you said you had that need before you started habitually reading his blog 23:16:06 oh 23:16:10 that it's a good thing 23:16:23 oklopol: what is it 23:16:26 cheater99: nope 23:16:30 oklopol: What is your opinion of oranges. 23:16:39 wat den 23:16:47 i don't particularly care for oranges, because they are hard to eat 23:16:57 :( 23:17:06 oranges are just a bit meh. 23:17:07 lol 23:17:13 this guy woke up on an operation table 23:17:22 nd they're cutting out his guts 23:17:24 haha nice 23:17:27 That's not a lol thing 23:17:31 -!- kar8nga has joined. 23:17:38 That's a HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN thing 23:17:44 Sgeo_: no it's a lol thing 23:17:50 -!- Rugxulo has joined. 23:17:54 oh rofl 23:18:01 How would you feel if I told you that that happened to me? 23:18:04 wow this is fucking amazingly terrible 23:18:07 Sgeo_: gahahaha. 23:18:10 you guys need to watch this movie 23:18:11 in my opinion food should be eatable without any complications, i tolerate a few minutes of preparatory work per serving, but oranges need concentration during the whole eating process, because they spill their spillings everywhere and shit 23:18:15 (Note: It didn't happen to me) 23:18:39 i spill my spillings everywhere and shit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO 23:18:42 ahem 23:18:48 he looks at his hand 23:18:51 and his fore-arm is like 23:18:59 Sgeo_: if it happened to you it would not be funny, if it happened to someone i don't know, it's pretty funny. 23:19:00 half-stripped of flesh in random places 23:19:17 what movie? 23:19:17 it looks fairly silly but it's believable in the moment 23:19:48 caring about people you don't know is against human nature and makes everyone sad 23:20:06 'anatomie' 23:20:10 or 'anatomy' in english 23:20:27 What about people known by people I know? 23:20:41 Sgeo_: ah, interesting 23:20:43 you get five degrees 23:20:46 let us think about this 23:20:46 six includes everyone 23:20:49 so five is the max 23:20:57 five degrees of kevin bacon 23:21:06 six degrees of paul erdos 23:21:16 eight degrees of bill gates 23:21:35 one degree of hivemind 23:21:40 XD 23:21:43 :O 23:21:49 actually it would be zero degrees 23:21:55 what degrees 23:22:01 Sgeo_ 23:22:01 Kelvin 23:22:04 that's what shocked me 23:22:09 oklopol, ^ 23:22:10 the '1' 23:22:15 : i think you should pretend to care about them when interacting with people who know them 23:22:21 that's the humane thing to do 23:22:31 oklopol, who was that directed to? 23:22:36 I think that if oklopol were ever to come into control of the world, we would all be fucked. 23:22:42 And I'm not even sure which sense of the word I mean. 23:22:48 alise, XD 23:23:03 alise: DOG FOOD FOR EVERYONE 23:23:05 no i would be a great dictator just because they say dictators always go mad with power and kill everyone 23:23:27 pikhq_, aww, no soylent green? 23:23:30 that sort of reverse psychology works well on me 23:23:42 oklopol: i would really hate it if you said "quack" right now 23:23:57 that kind does not 23:24:07 oklopol: it's well known that oklopols do not say "quack". 23:24:08 ever 23:24:20 oklopol, I suggest you say "tweet" right here 23:24:22 ;P 23:24:24 that's better already 23:24:26 tweet 23:24:30 XD 23:24:36 better than quack anyway 23:24:47 "tweet" right here boy ;P 23:24:49 ;;;;P 23:24:53 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:25:10 be less stupid alise you sound like a 14-yo kid 23:25:22 i want pizza but to get it i would have to make it 23:25:30 which would mean microwave 23:25:35 i don't cae sentence 23:25:47 what yes 23:25:48 just call up a pizza delivery place and give them moneys 23:25:56 but i don't have clothes on 23:26:06 and i don't want to put any one until i absolutely have to 23:26:11 *on 23:26:18 who said you have to 23:26:37 well i don't want to be creepy 23:26:52 oklopol: that, my dear friend, you have already failed at. 23:26:53 what? really? 23:27:34 put the money through the mail slot, they'll leave it at the door, get it when they leave 23:27:34 I'm considered hivemind? 23:28:08 Rugxulo: that sounds like a really complicated social procedure 23:28:19 "hello pizza bad english man here" 23:28:32 oklopol: you could use your internet-connected pizza dispenser 23:28:34 but in other ways too 23:28:36 it should be plugged into your computer 23:28:41 i wish i had one of those 23:28:43 go to pizza:/// to browse the available pizza options for that device 23:28:48 or do you mean my gf 23:28:50 and you will receive your free internet pizza 23:29:03 oklopol: haha that works 23:29:42 alise, you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_box_form_factor ? 23:29:54 usually it's the other way around, she's pretty lazy 23:29:59 ah, AnMaster lives 23:30:07 *yawn* 23:30:07 http://nedroid.com/comics/2010-01-01-beartato-newyearnewchanges.gif 23:30:14 Rugxulo, try go on at times I'm more awake 23:30:15 dumb question, but do you get out for summer break over there? 23:30:19 Free internet pizza. 23:30:24 Rugxulo: partially, I presume. 23:30:25 Rugxulo, what? 23:30:31 school 23:30:31 AnMaster: unit, presumably. 23:30:49 uh summer break starts in about 1-2 weeks or such 23:30:59 and ends sometime in August 23:31:03 is Rugxulo swedish 23:31:04 BTW, all I wanted to say the other day was that Erlang seems a bit strange for Befunge-98 23:31:07 no 23:31:07 oklopol, no 23:31:10 American 23:31:16 oh 23:31:19 not me then :P 23:31:29 some (most?) schools over here just started break 23:31:43 alise: are you really embarrassed 23:31:49 well, last dead line is June 11. for a lab report 23:31:58 AnMaster: oh, and Rexx supports bignums out-of-the-box, but it may not be what you want 23:32:02 -!- FireFly has quit (Quit: swatted to death). 23:32:03 some exams on monday and uh thursday iirc 23:32:05 oklopol: no 23:32:12 Rugxulo, rexx? 23:32:18 yes, remember I mentioned it before? 23:32:27 Rugxulo, yeah but I don't remember what it was 23:32:30 but I remember the name 23:32:42 alise: good to know 23:32:43 popular scripting language for OS/2 and Amiga and IBM mainframes 23:32:55 Rugxulo, none of those platforms are relevant to me 23:33:00 obviously 23:33:15 it's also been ported to most other platforms (see Regina or BRexx for Linux) 23:33:18 Rugxulo, now, if plan9 had been in the list it might have been different. 23:33:22 anyway 23:33:41 remember? I mentioned ooREXX, which you didn't seem too impressed with ;-) 23:33:43 go write befunge98 in it yourself :) 23:33:57 don't want or need to (and already wrote B93, which was easy) 23:34:24 Rugxulo, apart from smalltalk and (to some degree) objc, there are few languages which are doing OOP the "right way" IMO 23:34:36 oh, the other advantage of REXX is easy to learn, no reserved keywords, good string handling, etc. 23:34:38 OOP the right way: "Nothing whatsoever" 23:34:48 OOP is a big buzzword for most things these days 23:34:54 alise, well, relatively speaking. Also I thought you liked smalltalk? 23:34:55 almost all languages have it 23:35:03 all hyped languages, anyways 23:35:07 Smalltalk is not "OOP" at all really. 23:35:16 yet it inspired Objective-C 23:35:37 alise, well, maybe, depends on exact definition of OOP 23:35:54 Ask Alan Kay if you don't believe me :) 23:36:00 alise, who? 23:36:08 ?! 23:36:17 Only the most important person in the history of personal computing. 23:36:27 Bill Gates? ;-) j/k 23:36:27 alise, I invoke ais523 on you 23:36:33 Invented the portable computer -- Dynabook; invented Smalltalk; major guy at Xerox PARC... 23:36:36 Rugxulo, Linus Torvalds! 23:36:40 No, seriously; ais523 knows who Alan Kay is. 23:36:43 what about Douglas Engbart (sp?) ? 23:36:54 Rugxulo: Yes, him too. 23:37:00 RMS invented teh GNU, he pwns Lin00z! 23:37:03 But seriously... anyone who doesn't know Kay should not be in computing. 23:37:05 (sarcasm) 23:37:12 oh wait. Theo de Raadt! 23:37:15 * AnMaster runs 23:37:33 oh, and don't forget Andy Tannenbaum, Kernighan and Ritchie, Wirth, etc. etc. 23:37:57 alise, I suck at remembering names. Had to google openbsd to check the name of the guy (Theo de Raadt that is) 23:38:05 Fabrice Bellard probably counts too ;-) 23:38:18 "Actually I made up the term "object-oriented", and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind. ...Or Smalltalk." --Alan Kay 23:38:22 (inventor of Smalltalk) 23:38:41 C++ borrowed from Simula 23:38:46 or so I heard 23:38:53 I doubt anyone could have C++ in mind when discussing anything vaguely related to good design. 23:38:58 alise, heh 23:39:16 pikhq_++ 23:39:16 Seriously, Kay is a genius and even his recent work at VPRI is great. 23:39:21 -!- pikhq_ has changed nick to pikhq. 23:39:25 C++ is perfect! (five years later) no, now it's perfect! (five years later) okay, seriously, now it's perfect 23:39:29 (pun intended) 23:39:42 Rugxulo, it never was and never will be 23:40:09 Rugxulo: Even a *simple* change would make using it less like getting kicked in the crotch: garbage collection. 23:40:16 seriously, why does every language get extended into OOP? 23:40:24 Rugxulo: hype. 23:40:36 "object-oriented programming is the roman numerals of computing" --Rob Pike. 23:40:43 (still annoying, but god... *Manual memory management* with all that going on.) 23:40:53 Rugxulo, no. Erlang doesn't have OOP. 23:41:28 and there is a HUGE resistance to it amongst the core devs. 23:41:33 Erlang++ 23:41:48 every other language seems to tack it on 23:41:50 Rugxulo: Haskell allows for abstract datatypes which can contain functions that can close over the value of that abstract datatype. 23:42:07 alise, do you know why erlang doesn't JIT btw? Because it makes the (soft) realtime properties harder to predict 23:42:12 Thus, it allows for OOP by accident. :P 23:42:23 soft and welcoming. 23:42:32 pikhq: i turned you into a haskell zealot 23:42:32 aww 23:42:33 * Rugxulo gives Erlang an Exlax so it can JIT properly 23:42:34 cute 23:42:39 Zuu: btw you are familiar with thue right? 23:42:42 (note: no mutation, thus making "OOP" not useful.) 23:42:43 :3 23:42:51 Rugxulo, exlax? 23:42:56 laxative 23:43:04 I don't get the joke still 23:43:14 poop inducer 23:43:17 unless... no it can't be that bad 23:43:23 alise: :P 23:43:24 Rugxulo, yes I know what a laxative is 23:43:25 JIT as in rhyming with sh*t 23:43:37 Rugxulo, okay even worse than I thought 23:43:38 * Rugxulo has to explain his horribly corny joke, ugh, sounds worse than it was 23:43:39 Rugxulo: You seem to not grok what a JIT does. 23:43:40 shame on you 23:43:46 Oh. Wait. 23:43:49 Terrible pun. 23:43:55 You seem to make terrible puns. 23:43:56 pikhq, I thought it was a pun on "shit just in time or such" 23:43:59 but this is worse 23:44:01 much worse 23:44:06 yes, I admit, my humor is lame 23:44:14 Rugxulo, worse than mine in fact 23:44:17 which is quite a feat 23:45:01 yeah that was horribly bad 23:45:07 shame on you 23:45:27 sometimes i like to poop out these horribly bad jokes just because i can 23:45:30 quack, tweet, ... 23:45:42 ah, here's some demonstration of elliottcable faggotry 23:45:47 [[/* I wrote Hello, world! for whatever mad, mad genius wrote this version of Brainfuck: http://pastie.org/private/siw6uoan1cd6shuao7r8hw */]] 23:46:00 mad, mad genius for OMG REASSIGNING SOME OF THE BRAINFUCK COMMANDS TO BE SIMILAR LOOKING SYMBOLS 23:46:06 and ``unicode quotes'' 23:46:44 i don't get that at all 23:47:01 -!- gm|lap has joined. 23:47:04 how can the parens be un matched like that 23:47:24 itz wacky 23:47:27 oklopol, I think it is two columns? 23:47:32 nope 23:47:35 one of those is one instruction 23:47:39 HAHAHA EVIL GENIUSDF sdoijghk hAHAhasf 23:47:45 alise, one of the is C! 23:47:47 can i see the program? 23:47:59 or is it too scary 23:48:06 -!- Rugxulo has quit (Quit: Ayttm logging off). 23:48:11 alise, so yes I think it is two columns, one weird, and one C 23:48:13 Wow, elliottcable calls **s "metapointers". 23:48:24 http://gist.github.com/402586 23:48:29 alise, would ***s be hyperpointers then? 23:48:30 apparently the name of the language is "bewbs" 23:48:33 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 23:48:48 http://gist.github.com/290108 you make me want to murder your person 23:48:53 oh wait, superpointers, ****s would be hyperpointer 23:48:56 http://gist.github.com/raw/295344/fbf2ac6ab9e5df7414a126d8f98272ee745d0fcd/gistfile1.txt <-- ITT: irritating retard 23:49:07 (elliottcable that is) 23:49:11 also he's a republican 23:49:13 in alaska 23:49:18 I.E.: he likes sarah palin 23:49:46 ouch 23:49:49 also, he was part of the overnight Let's Fuck Up IRCNomic with Stupid Rules that Only Further the Game's Demise, then Say "lol" About It brigade 23:49:56 what I am saying is: if he returns here... 23:50:01 let's tell him to fuck off 23:50:08 up to youy 23:50:10 you* 23:50:21 i'm absent 5/7 weekdays. 23:50:23 alise, I don't remember that 23:50:33 Sgeo_: i was the only one who read the logs 23:50:40 and fixed shit 23:50:51 Do the logs still exist anywhere? 23:50:58 Also, iirc, I sold my soul to you 23:51:40 i think metapointer might be okay terminology in some contexts 23:51:48 oklopol: he just made it up to sound faggy there though 23:51:52 and to cover up the fact that he doesn't know C 23:51:58 also note that he painstakingly uses unicode ellipses 23:52:02 where three .s would do 23:52:09 -!- tombom has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:52:18 < clusty>what does dmesg have to say abut it? 23:52:18 -!- You're now known as dmesg 23:52:18 < dmesg>nothing. 23:52:18 -!- You're now known as elliottcable 23:52:19 --his BLAG 23:52:22 ha ha HAHAHAHAHAhahash 23:52:25 that's fucking hilarious. 23:52:33 yes that was horrible, that's like non-monospaced^7 when you take ... and squeeze it in one letter 23:52:50 http://elliottcable.tumblr.com/post/614173094/http-elliottcable-tumblr-com-post-389548350-terna half the posts on his blog are just himself being fucktarded 23:53:13 alise, are you obsessed with this guy or? 23:53:22 well of course, they have the same name 23:53:23 actually, no 23:53:29 it's just he was a huge fucking retard & asshole to me a while back 23:53:30 * Sgeo_ is very curious about what alise says behind my back 23:53:35 so I decided to dredge up everything about him I could 23:53:45 to admire how idiotic he was 23:53:57 also all of this is very easy to find in like a few clicks and i don't have anything else to do 23:53:59 Sgeo_: not much. 23:54:28 http://elliottcable.tumblr.com/post/597606519/we-want-to-fly-the-plane-say-snakes-but <<< xD 23:54:30 i lol'd 23:55:02 -!- Rugxulo has joined. 23:55:27 what's going on bitches 23:55:53 Well, your mother is a bitch. 23:55:55 not much 23:56:19 Hm, why does Pandora have my RL name? 23:56:20 :( 23:56:21 slightly warm pre-summer weather 23:56:34 It's a conspiracy, Sgeo. 23:56:45 Sgeo_: I don't know Seth Gold 23:56:49 oklopol, i didn't get the one about plane/tail 23:56:51 How does Pandora have Seth Gold's real name? 23:56:52 explain it to me 23:57:17 They have my FB picture 23:57:25 who, Pandora? 23:57:31 cheater99: i don't get it either 23:57:37 I don't remember signing onto FB from my normal Pandora account 23:57:41 I might have signed in once 23:57:43 oklopol, ok 23:57:44 it was just such an absurd reference 23:57:44 I think Facebook lets you share some info with other domains now 23:57:54 It's like it tracked the fact that I signed on from normal, and FB, from the same computer 23:57:57 probably got lost amongst all their privacy changes 23:57:58 Sgeo_, WELCOME TO THE MATRIX 23:57:58 And now has connected them 23:57:59 no idea what he was going for 23:58:06 but funny 23:58:20 Sgeo, don't worry about it until it bites you (which is probably never) 23:58:34 ok 23:58:37 dirty harry 3 is on 23:58:53 do you feel lucky, punk? 23:59:00 do you? 23:59:08 alise, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAkpRncNbQ 23:59:13 * Rugxulo counts the shots ... nope, not lucky enough 23:59:21 ok, time for some more gvim-time 23:59:26 it's very much like sexytime 23:59:28 but it's vim time 23:59:39 and i don't know why i typed the 'g' there, gvim needs to get out of my head 23:59:58 because everything must be graphical or OOP (or preferably both), you will be assimilated!