00:01:45 * coppro declares emself Zinc Saucier of this channel
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00:18:29 <Sgeo> Recordis does not like imaginary numbers
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00:37:40 <nooga> do we have some esolangs utilising fuzzy logic ?
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00:40:07 <oerjan> no relevant hits on the wiki
00:40:23 <rrn> What would be a suitable high-level design for a Brainfuck machine? (analogous to a Lisp machine)
00:41:16 <zzo38> My D&D character is allowed to bite themself without being poisoned from biting themself.
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00:42:45 <zzo38> rrn: (Who is quit, but might read the log): I don't think brainfuck is meant for high-level design, like taht?
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00:47:35 <zzo38> Some people state that the programming language AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! came first before the Uncyclopedia article about the same thing. (Actually I wrote the programming language article afterward.)
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00:48:12 <zzo38> I don't know whether it did come first in Uncyclopedia, though. It might have been first in a text-adventure game, or maybe not. Because, there is a text-adventure-game about AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! as well.
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00:49:53 <oerjan> there might have been some monty python inspiration, perhaps
00:51:02 <zzo38> Someone named "dharmaBum" has written a list of their favorite esolangs. Two of them are ones that I invented. Two other guys replied and specified LOLCODE and Whitespace as other esolangs those people like.
00:52:05 <zzo38> Someone wrote a Wikipedia article about the AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! programming language (in their userpage namespace).
00:52:35 <GreaseMonkey> it'd be interesting making a game for ld48 in befunge
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01:00:30 <zzo38> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/img_12/AAAA_esolangs.png
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01:12:53 <zzo38> There are some programs that do Forth syntax highlighting. But in my opinion that won't work very well unless you write the syntax highlighter itself in Forth
01:17:18 <zzo38> IRC syntax highlighting can be done easily in many program language, though. I have written a IRC syntax highlighting program in PHP (although my program uses escape codes to set colors, rather than HTML codes).
01:18:43 <zzo38> 3 3 * 3 + 3 - . 9 ok
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01:37:58 <pikhq> Well, that was *fun*.
01:38:04 <pikhq> I make dinner and get yelled at for it.
01:38:18 <pikhq> "NOOOO I DONT WANT STEAK HOW DARE YOU"
01:38:43 <sebbu> pikhq, that'll learn you not to try to be nice to ppl
01:39:31 <pikhq> Just my little sister. Who seems to be absolutely appalled that most of what I do is "sit on the computer".
01:40:10 <pikhq> ... Yes, because when I do anything else at home when she's around I have to deal with that BS...
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02:10:47 <Sgeo> The "sit on the computer" anger sounds familiar to me :(
02:12:02 <Sgeo> I think AW might be around for a while
02:12:58 * oerjan snickers at vg.no's error page
02:18:01 * oerjan reloads reddit instead
02:19:25 <Sgeo> Dear God. Remember that game we were making? It's closed for a while. It wasn't open very long. People are complaining
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03:02:16 <zzo38> What game were you making?
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03:35:22 <Mathnerd314> Almost 50 people, yet not one of them has anything to say. Whereas, at school, I can't even get one of them to shut up. Oh the irony of life. :-)
03:36:01 <zzo38> O NO YOU FORGOT THE BOOK. O NO, THE IRONY OF FORGETTING THE BOOK FOR SCHOOL.
03:36:58 <zzo38> http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/FANJIX Please look, write comment of it
03:40:40 <zzo38> It has twenty-one registers
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03:52:58 <zzo38> Can you build FANJIX computer?
03:56:41 <zzo38> Should I invent a way to use OpenID with SSH?
03:57:21 <zzo38> (As well as with any other protocol or computer program?)
04:01:33 <zzo38> OpenID with SSH (and other protocols) can use a parameter "&nohtml=1" at end of the URL, and then the client puts that parameter there and then prompts the user and stuff, before sending result to the server you are log on to. And then that server can communicate with the OpenID in normal way, afterward.
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09:23:32 <coppro> I am torrenting a futurama episode and the preview my client shows is hypnotoad. how appropriate
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09:25:05 <olsner> for this specific episode, or for futurama in general?
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09:26:39 <coppro> I haven't watched the episode yet (it's season 6)
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10:04:03 <yiyus> coppro: it is the first chapter, isn't it?
10:16:11 * coppro applies episode 2 directly to his eyes
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12:13:09 <Peping> hello. I jus wanted to know if the [] loop in brainfuck was a "while" loop or a "do... while" loop.
12:15:01 <Peping> so just to make sure. It skips to its ] counterpart (on the same loop level), when the script runs into it and the memory cell equals to 0
12:17:33 <fizzie> Or one past it's matching ] if you want to think about it like that.
12:18:44 <Peping> right. Thank you. That explains the malfunction in my interpreter :D
12:20:22 <fizzie> The while-ness of it is pretty useful, since you can use [xxx[-]] as an if. (Or a "while (*p) { xxx; *p = 0; }" to be more exact, but that's close to an if anyway.)
12:22:37 <oerjan> if it weren't a while, there would be no way to skip code
12:23:00 <Peping> so if my interpreter runs into a "[" and *p ==0 then it has to find its correct "]" counterpart. Got it and coding :D
12:23:29 <fizzie> oerjan: Every op is sacred! No op left behind! Skipping is discrimination!
12:25:36 <fizzie> Many people pre-process the code and match [] pairs in advance, saving the "jump here" offsets somewhere; makes for less scanning when executing. I think fungot's internal representation makes them into conditional jumps like that too.
12:25:37 <fungot> fizzie: the masamune!! crono!!
12:26:20 <fizzie> fungot: Could that sword alone stop it now?
12:26:20 <fungot> fizzie: cyrus! are you leaving! what you do? wake you, but need dactyl?
12:27:19 <fizzie> fungot: Well, I *am* a bit hungry, maybe one dactyl wing would hit the spot. (Those are probably endangered species, though?)
12:27:19 <fungot> fizzie: we are looking to achieve a shorter life span... lavos will rule the world in a mere door that keeps us bound, hand, foot...and tongue kid? ...oh, it's you, isn't this morbid? the great adventurer toma levine rests in a grave to the north. it's a great place for a picnic! heard that magus's statue before my shift. i hate! ayla not like...
12:27:51 <fizzie> (Maybe that's enough nonsense for now.)
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14:01:50 <Vorpal> <fizzie> Many people pre-process the code and match [] pairs in advance, saving the "jump here" offsets somewhere; makes for less scanning when executing. I think fungot's internal representation makes them into conditional jumps like that too. <-- uh
14:01:50 <fungot> Vorpal: the masamune!! those who dare you pick on a helpless amphibian! filthy medal! i won't forget this!
14:02:22 <Vorpal> fizzie, I thought the obvious way was to make a linked list and then put the body in car for loops
14:02:40 <Vorpal> you need to keep a stack when executing of course, to find your way back
14:03:25 <Vorpal> but it is easier to handle when optimising and easy to implement too
14:03:27 <fizzie> "Obvious" and "linked list" in a Befunge implementation don't sound like they belong in the same sentence. Compared to having the underlying bytecode just have opcodes for "if true, set ip to X" and "if false, set ip to X", and populate those when parsing.
14:03:39 <Vorpal> fizzie, well in general I meant
14:03:58 <Vorpal> fizzie, the first sentence on that line didn't mention fungot
14:03:58 <fungot> Vorpal: cyrus! are you leaving!
14:04:07 <fungot> Vorpal: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!! crono!! crono!!
14:05:02 <fizzie> I couldn't say which one's easier to implement, but the []-matching with stored offsets is more "obvious" to me. Of course obviousity here is in the eye of the beholder.
14:05:14 <Vorpal> fizzie, anyway the obvious way for befunge is to compile it into befunge.
14:06:51 <Vorpal> using something along the lines of: ;j40;# _ to implement the end of the loop
14:07:01 <Vorpal> need some catching area at the start to turn IP around of course
14:07:06 <Vorpal> and some : there I thing
14:07:31 <Vorpal> and 40 was backwards, was thinking *4a
14:08:15 <fizzie> That sounds even less "obvious" to me. And it needs the annoying number-to-code conversion.
14:09:14 <fizzie> The jump offsets to some sort of arithmetic expression, like that *4a.
14:09:21 <Vorpal> fizzie, why? '<binary value>
14:09:44 <Vorpal> well <binary value>' when going that way obviously
14:10:40 <fizzie> Mmaybe, though that makes saving-to-file more complicated.
14:11:06 <Vorpal> fizzie, well why do you want to save it? It wouldn't make much sense for fungots ^bf command
14:11:07 <fungot> Vorpal: it's a machine that looks like you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
14:11:43 <fizzie> I assumed that was what you were advocating it for. I mean, he's befunge.
14:12:04 <Vorpal> fizzie, well yes he would compile the program and run it, but save it?
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14:13:07 <fizzie> Because I'd rather keep the processed code around, instead of recompiling on each execution.
14:13:23 <Vorpal> oh right, forgot about saving commands
14:13:25 <fungot> ^<lang> <code>; ^def <command> <lang> <code>; ^show [command]; lang=bf/ul, code=text/str:N; ^str 0-9 get/set/add [text]; ^style [style]; ^bool
14:14:07 <fizzie> I guess I could keep the original bf code, it's useful for ^show anyway.
14:14:25 <fizzie> (Currently it reconstructs it from the bytecode, which is sufficiently simple for that.)
14:15:05 <Vorpal> fizzie, did you fix the combining bug?
14:15:39 <fizzie> ^def test bf +++--->>><<< a comment here []
14:17:38 <fizzie> Oh, I think it's just a wrong row number there.
14:21:22 <fizzie> ^def test bf +++--->>><<< a comment here []
14:23:53 <fizzie> It would be a good idea to re-^def any performance-critical bf commands now, to save a bit on repeated >s, but unfortunately there aren't any.
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16:38:47 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover_: there! there it is! but by the time we're through with you, you'll be in danger. open hatch.
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16:55:55 <ais523> "Add META tags to assist Alta Vista searches"
16:56:07 <ais523> the sort of thing I like to see in an INTERCAL repository
17:01:31 <fizzie> fungot: Try not to threaten people so much, it kind of gives the game away a bit.
17:01:31 <fungot> fizzie: is the gate key okay!! get' em! 200g per night. care, and stay...healthy! my husband...he's...he's...gone... but he left me precious gifts! the seeds...and our child, it's ancient history now...
17:01:52 <fizzie> That "stay... healthy!" is somewhat ominous too.
17:09:28 <ais523> even more amusingly, it wasn't purely ironic
17:09:38 <ais523> the datetag is one on which that would be a sensible thing to do
17:09:38 <Phantom_Hoover_> The point of C-INTERCAL is to be standards-compliant in a creative way, yes.
17:10:53 <ais523> Phantom_Hoover_: one of them
17:10:58 <ais523> <Google> The general standard in Google code is to restrict lines to eighty columns. It is recommended that INTERCAL code be restricted to seventy-two columns, so that the last eight columns can be used to punch sequence numbers. If you think that's a perfectly idiotic idea, then you are welcome to use eighty columns, on the condition that if anybody drops a deck of punch cards containing your code, you're the one who has to put it all back in
17:10:59 <ais523> sequence again. You want to sign up for that? Yeah, didn't think so.
17:18:12 <ais523> http://cadie.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/INTERCAL-style-guide.html
17:19:36 <ais523> which reminds me, there's another bug in CADIE I need to fix
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17:37:54 <Phantom_Hoover_> "Setting .5 to #2/#3 instead of #1/#2" ← I'm not sure I want to know what that's about...
17:42:56 <ais523> a dubious "optimisation" that I'm annoyed at Google for even inventing
17:43:01 <ais523> #1/#2 is the One True Way
17:43:07 <ais523> (I've even experimented with #0/#1, actually)
17:43:32 <ais523> INTERCAL doesn't have built-in booleans
17:43:44 <ais523> and what values to use for true and false is occasionally debated as a result
17:49:32 <ais523> oh, #1 and #2 are the easiest values to use in INTERCAL-72 flow control commands
17:49:36 <ais523> but a pain to generate via expressions
17:49:45 <ais523> so the idea is that you can gain shorter expressions by using #2 and #3 instead
17:49:54 <ais523> at the expense of some nastier flow control
17:50:13 <ais523> that's the wrong way round
17:50:20 <ais523> you generate them both from #0 and #1
17:50:33 <ais523> but generating #2 and #3 from #0 and #1 is easy (just left-mingle 1)
17:50:41 <ais523> and generating #1 and #2 from #0 and #1 is rather harder
17:51:10 <ais523> on the other hand, C-INTERCAL optimises the latter optimisation into adding 1 (and the former into logical-ORing with 2), so it really doesn't matter in the final compiled code nowadyas
17:54:42 <ais523> in CLC-INTERCAL, #0 and #1 are more convenient anyway as the flow control is different
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18:20:40 * Sgeo is still offended by Calculus the Easy Way not having a page on TV Tropes
18:21:24 <Sgeo> Because, it should. It's a fantasy novel
18:22:36 <Phantom_Hoover_> I am still bitter that there does not exist CoreWars fanfic.
18:24:16 <ais523> someone should write it
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18:26:30 <Sgeo> "What last one?" Recordis said, turning around. "Oh, that last one. It looks as though we didn't do it yesterday, so I think we should forget it."
18:26:52 <Sgeo> "But you already wrote it on the plate, so we can't erase it," the king said. "We should try to find out what it is."
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19:58:05 <Vorpal> how strange, I was using encfs and one encrypted filename matches something my wlan ssid for the first 11 chars. That seems extremely unlikely
19:58:33 <Vorpal> (note my ssid is generated by filtering /dev/random for printable chars)
19:58:47 <ais523> they're both hex, aren't they?
19:58:52 <Vorpal> ais523, no, neither is hex
19:59:01 <ais523> OK, that is ridiculously unlikely
19:59:04 <Vorpal> they are alphanumeric (case mattering)
19:59:15 <Vorpal> ais523, exactly why I reacted like this!
19:59:36 <Vorpal> well, not sure case matters in ssid, I guess it does though
20:00:37 <Vorpal> ais523, still, even though ridiculously unlikely it is bound to happen sooner or later. I'm glad it wasn't the PSK that it matched though.
20:00:51 <Vorpal> well, the other 40 or so chars of the ssid don't match the filename
20:04:56 <Vorpal> ais523, I suspect calculating chances for this happening would be near impossible since the possible charsets are not the same, and the filename is encrypted by AES in block mode with some IV chaining thing, so it would round up to whole block sizes and so on
20:05:06 <Vorpal> I would not even attempt to calculate the changes for that
20:05:42 <Vorpal> oh and it depends on whole path under mount point for the fs too...
20:11:25 <nooga> anyone played COLOBOT ? :D
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20:54:33 <Phantom_Hoover_> I mean, if you're going to _publish the bloody source under the GPL_, you should really make it less of a chore to get the actual game.
20:56:11 <oerjan> wait, can the binary be non-free if the source is GPL?
20:56:36 <oerjan> it'd be a derivative work, wouldn't it
20:56:45 <olsner> the resources can be closed-source
20:57:04 <olsner> all the other stuff that together with the game engine makes a game
20:57:29 <Phantom_Hoover_> My understanding is that it's the data and stuff that's proprietary.
20:58:30 <oerjan> wouldn't it be more like fsfing
20:58:55 <Phantom_Hoover_> Because the data files themselves have to be acquired by *buying Freespace 2*.
21:00:15 <Phantom_Hoover_> There is no reason at all that the data files should have to be bought.
21:01:33 <nooga> that's why OpenTTD finally did its own data files
21:01:46 <Phantom_Hoover_> But naturally, a game that is more than a decade old is still fully protected by the stupidity of copyright law.
21:01:51 <nooga> because legally obtaining original TTD data files was almost impossible
21:03:06 <pikhq> Phantom_Hoover_: It would make a bit more sense if the game were still being sold.
21:03:30 <pikhq> I can at least understand the reasoning for, say, Starcraft.
21:06:48 <Sgeo> Maybe I should try it
21:06:55 <Sgeo> Never played Starcraft before
21:08:43 <Sgeo> Phantom_Hoover_, so was mind. Busy making me breathe, my heart beat, etc. Doesn't mean I can't tell...
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21:51:46 <fizzie> Gahhh friggin wacom tablet. "non-TwinView and non-Xinerama setup: In this setup, we only support tablet to a specific screen mapping, that is, you have to map the tablet to a specific screen by option "ScreenNo". Otherwise, your tablet may be mapped half on the first screen and the other half on the second screen."
21:52:08 <fizzie> Okay, so I map it with xsetwacom Screen_No into the leftmost monitor. This is the resulting behaviour:
21:52:24 <fizzie> "It seems to map the cursor so that the full tablet surface is mapped over the left monitor (1600x1200 at 0,0), then those positions are considered as a fraction of the full X desktop (4544x1280 pixels), and those absolute values are scaled and mapped to the left monitor."
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21:54:01 <olsner> hmm, so then the tablet controls the upper left corner of the left screen?
21:54:47 <fizzie> Yes, it controls approximately the left third of the left screen, expecting the bottom 75 pixels.
21:55:49 <fizzie> It's arguably better than the "default" configuration, where the left third of the tablet was mapped to left third of left screen, center third to center third of center screen, and right third to right third of right screen, but not by much.
21:56:29 <olsner> how did they manage to implement this? this sounds *harder* to do than just making it... sane
21:57:22 <fizzie> The "xsetwacom" tool reports there should be properties S{Top,Bottom}{X,Y}{0,1,2,...} that hold the screen sizes in pixels. I was hoping to use those to fake things so that it'd end up working properly, but the values for screens 1, 2, ... give "Property offset doesn't exist.", and the ones for screen 0 (that are correct for the middle screen) give "X is a read-only option."
22:04:02 * Phantom_Hoover concludes that Google doesn't think we exists. fungot, comment.
22:04:03 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: there! there it is! but by the time we're through with you, you'll be in danger. open hatch. better stay away!
22:04:16 <Sgeo> Oh, _you_ pinged me
22:05:39 <fungot> http://git.zem.fi/fungot/blob/HEAD:/fungot.b98
22:05:56 <Sgeo> fungot, die die die
22:05:56 <fungot> Sgeo: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! let's toast our land! now we'll have some peace! magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope. wonder how everyone! humans! they're my friends!
22:06:01 <Phantom_Hoover> Well, it doesn't contain "kill Phantom_Hoover" anyway!
22:06:47 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: and you call yourself a frog, and ayla... i will not betray my friends!
22:07:09 <nooga> doctor who, epic ending
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22:07:23 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it's time you jumped off this mortal coil... me proud! well, remember that you can log in anywhere on the world map! need a brief weapons and items seminar?
22:07:56 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this world are places like that. a peaceful. hah! you think you are? coming and going out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
22:08:57 <Phantom_Hoover> Why in the name of god does Chrono Trigger contain the phrase "He's really a tricycle!"
22:09:00 <nooga> fungot is the GM now
22:09:01 <fungot> nooga: cyrus! are you leaving! where're you from? why you here?0ckino no like you! and leene and the masamune!!
22:09:24 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: you! take! we find!...... how cruel! umm! thanks! it's about the missing queen. she still looks so much like leene, that they will take you to your place of execution?! strange, but!?
22:09:40 <Phantom_Hoover> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22:10:07 <pikhq> Phantom_Hoover: Woolsey.
22:10:51 <pikhq> The same man responsible for "Son of a submariner!"
22:11:50 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot, I'm already a Phantom! You don't need to kill me!
22:11:50 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: cyrus! are you leaving! epoch...become bird!! crono!! they're escaping! 1b is escaping! 1b is escaping! so! that cathedral to the west?... yes! well then rest and relax! huh?
22:12:19 <fungot> olsner: the king awaits. you saved our queen? you see, the mammon machine! elder! the mountain of woe. it's likely that dalton came from the laboratories to the west?... yes! well then rest and relax! huh?
22:12:28 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop, crono! lucca's device is all we could get... out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! he lives! so! that cathedral to the west?... yes! well then rest and relax! huh?
22:13:30 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: by thy leave, crono?!! you brought back my cat! thank you, crono! crono...!
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22:13:49 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
22:14:00 <fungot> olsner: and you call yourself a frog, and ayla... i will not betray my friends! did you people just come out of the closet? get out?! hey! is that for us! the chef's in a snit, trying to get food to the front lines. heard a spell to energize the sword takes immense evil! indeed! this thing. what you have? transform! this trading house. it's the kind! i've decided to stay with these humans! you're a traitor! you're not our king!
22:14:58 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: i see. you know, i really care... a time portal? what in the...! ozzie's stumped! wouldn't make it very far, and you must now carry out his sentence. hold your horses! i want to dance! ladeedadeeda! got some spending so much of his time doing research on lavos. but you have it...determination, i mean...
22:15:07 <olsner> maybe betraying his friends would be not killing Phantom_Hoover
22:15:29 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: time to shove off! the name's bandeau. here to build the ocean palace? sit down at the pier again? that fritz! where could sir cyrus be? miss you.
22:15:30 <Phantom_Hoover> <fungot> olsner: and you call yourself a frog, and ayla... i will not betray my friends!
22:15:30 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it? want to see your face! the king's room. the queen awaits. you saved our queen? you see, the mammon machine!
22:16:26 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: but, we are far outnumbered! i'll wish! we shall hold this position to the last man! big fire where lavos fall from sky! we no can call that the chrono trigger. it is r66-y? cool? who knows what would become of my mystics? i must win!
22:20:09 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct* darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:20:49 <pikhq> Phantom_Hoover: A submariner is a man who operates a submarine.
22:21:03 <pikhq> As for why it's an insult? I dunno.
22:21:37 <pikhq> Phantom_Hoover: It was completely and utterly different, like most of the rest of the script for FFVI.
22:21:57 <pikhq> Woolsey basically wrote a different script with the same plot.
22:23:19 <oerjan> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Woolseyism
22:24:41 <oerjan> either you're _very_ weak or you were on tvtropes before i pasted that url
22:24:44 <pikhq> Phantom_Hoover: There are no submarines.
22:26:23 <oerjan> heh, "son of a submariner" is in the picture
22:27:10 <Sgeo> As far as I know, Woolsey is a character in the Stargate franchise
22:27:21 <Sgeo> How can he write any scripts for anything?
22:28:15 <pikhq> Sgeo: Woolsey is a translator.
22:28:57 <Sgeo> After all, who can think of Final Fantasy IV without wanting to scream "You Spoony Bard!" at the top of their lungs?
22:29:05 <Sgeo> I can, especially since I've never played FFIV
22:29:52 <pikhq> Sgeo: The bard was, in fact, quite spoony.
22:32:00 <fizzie> They have that castle that can go underground and "surface" in deserts; you could sort-of call it a submarine. I think in the picture the castle has just submerged and they've escaped Kefka. Not that it necessarily has anything to do with the insult.
22:32:36 <pikhq> Also, nor have I, though it is on my queue.
22:35:06 <fizzie> Ah, it's mentioned in the article.
22:35:11 <fizzie> "Funny enough, the remake changed, among other things, Kefka's line in said picture to "son of a sandworm". Both work in the context, but there are no submarines in the game. Unless you count Figaro castle, though it only dives into sand."
22:38:36 <pikhq> "You spoony bard" remained in the IV remake. As the bard was spoony.
22:39:36 <olsner> what exactly is it that makes a bard spoony?
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22:42:16 <Sgeo> Maybe I should return to Uru
22:42:35 <Sgeo> mystonline.con
22:42:38 <pikhq> olsner: spoony, adj. Sentimental, gushy.
22:42:40 <Sgeo> mystonline.com
22:45:33 <Sgeo> It's actually a game this time!
22:45:41 <Slereah> I guess we will need to torture it out of him
22:46:30 <Slereah> `swedish I WILL DESTROY YOU, SGEO
22:46:35 <Slereah> !swedish I WILL DESTROY YOU, SGEO
22:46:42 <EgoBot> I VILL DESTROY YOOo, SGEO
22:47:11 <Sgeo> !swedish I will destroy you, Sgeo
22:47:12 <EgoBot> I veell destruy yuoo, Sgeu
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22:47:35 <olsner> the first one was actually not a half-bad emulation of swedish broken english
22:47:49 <olsner> but "veell" is a bit over-the top
22:48:00 <Slereah> This channel has like a million bots
22:49:01 <olsner> you wouldn't say "destroy" in swedish though, I think you'd have to change it to "I will crush you" or something instead
22:49:23 <pikhq> !swedish I will destroy you, Sgeo.
22:49:24 <EgoBot> I veell destruy yuoo, Sgeu. Bork Bork Bork!
22:49:47 <Sgeo> fungot, why are you dead?
22:49:47 <fungot> Sgeo: but, we are far outnumbered!
22:49:51 <pikhq> !swedish Bork. Bork. Bork.
22:49:52 <EgoBot> Burk. Bork. Bork. Bork Bork Bork!
22:49:57 <Sgeo> Good reason to be dead, really
22:50:12 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it's time you jumped off this mortal coil...
22:50:19 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: that no one was allowed to use the crane, enter any two of these letters, a b y.
22:50:46 <Sgeo> fungot and Phantom_Hoover, sitting in a tree. D Y I N I N G
22:50:46 <fungot> Sgeo: yes, it's been awhile prometheus! magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope. wonder how everyone! humans! they're my friends!
22:51:56 <Sgeo> Oh god, that brought back a bad memory relating to my stepmother
22:53:05 <Sgeo> I'm going to wait for someone to act disgusted before I reveal what that memory is, which is disgusting but in a different way
22:54:39 <Sgeo> I mentioned a girl I liked at the time. I tended to mention her a lot. So my stepmother (who was completely against any such thing, as the girl had a non-Jewish name), said "Seth and <girl's name> sitting in a tree. K I L L I N G"
22:54:56 <olsner> disgusted? in this channel? I'd disregard it as hogwash ages before getting disgusted, long before
22:55:14 <Sgeo> You didn't already know that?
22:55:18 <Sgeo> And my last name is not Geo
22:55:50 <Sgeo> I thought everyone here knew my full name
22:56:04 <Sgeo> [queue alise shouting it from the rooftops]
22:57:22 <olsner> why would anyone in this channel reveal his (or her) name? I wouldn't trust you
22:57:38 <olsner> then again it's trivial to figure out who I am, sadly
22:57:40 <Vorpal> my comment was unrelated
22:58:01 <olsner> whut, I don't know any of their names
22:58:16 * Sgeo knows alise's name
22:58:34 <Phantom_Hoover> olsner, Alex Smith, Ørjan Johansen, Arvid Nolander, Eliott Hird.
22:59:19 <Vorpal> just a side note, I know ais and alise names. And I just checked and found oerjan's name. No clue about olsner thoygh. Oh and obviously I know my own name)
22:59:21 <olsner> oh, Vorpal is swedish then?
22:59:37 <Vorpal> olsner, I changed nick some week(s) ago
22:59:57 <olsner> ehm, no, you are now Vorpal, that is what you are
23:00:00 <Vorpal> Phantom_Hoover, Deewiant too
23:00:22 <Sgeo> No, you're only one or the other
23:00:23 <fizzie> My name is right there in the /whois, it's not like it takes special detective skills to find out.
23:00:26 <Vorpal> olsner, on one network I change nick in a round robin way
23:00:41 <olsner> I like vorpal better than anmaster though, more original
23:00:46 <oerjan> *Nylander, i'm fairly sure
23:01:22 <Vorpal> Phantom_Hoover can't spell my name
23:01:39 <olsner> Phantom_Hoover: heh, maybe not original then... but it's original to *me* since I haven't seen it anywhere else
23:01:51 <oerjan> Ny- and Nor- are more plausible than No-
23:01:52 <Vorpal> I know a nylander btw. Talked to her today as a matter of fact. Over some fairly boring university things.
23:02:41 <Sgeo> Wow, no one here is capable of grepping logs, obviously
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23:03:03 <fizzie> Sgeo: Our religion forbids grepping.
23:03:04 <olsner> bah, why bother when you can just ask other people to do it for you :P
23:03:23 <Vorpal> oerjan, fun thing recently, I called some company about a warranty, and when I told my name and pointed out the usual "Nor-, inte Nord-" the person at the other end replied "va lustigt, jag heter ju Nordlander"
23:05:22 <Vorpal> yeah, neither variant is *that* common. It isn't like Svensson or Smith or something like that.
23:05:45 <Vorpal> anyway *NIGHT* really now *turns off monitor and hits enter afterwards*
23:06:01 <Sgeo> Someone could still ping V*rpal
23:06:15 <olsner> yep, then he'll just *Have* to turn the monitor back on to check
23:06:35 * Sgeo isn't evil enough
23:07:08 <olsner> unless he's just joking
23:07:19 <Sgeo> He might sleep in the same room as his computer
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