00:00:46 -!- elliott has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 00:01:12 -!- cheater00 has joined. 00:04:12 -!- cheater- has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 00:06:58 # In the United States, CJD deaths among persons younger than 30 years of age are extremely rare (fewer than five deaths per billion per year[citation needed]). 00:07:09 That is such a stupid way of phrasing it. 00:07:38 It's got to be something along the lines of 3 people under 30 died of it ever. 00:08:53 In 1997 a number of Kentuckians contracted the disease. It was discovered that all the victims had consumed squirrel brains. 00:09:00 *A number*. 00:09:12 Not just one or two nutcases. 00:09:16 *A number*. 00:10:53 -!- augur has changed nick to augur[afk]. 00:10:59 Dammit, it's paywalled. 00:11:04 ...except in Norway. 00:11:16 Dammit, oerjan, where are you when I need you. 00:12:31 @tell oerjan At the first available opportunity, go to the Norwegian link in http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0140673605633338 and transfer it to my possession... somehow. 00:12:31 Consider it noted. 00:14:19 Phantom_Hoover: Two is a number. 00:14:35 Phantom_Hoover: For that matter, so is one. And zero. 00:14:42 Gregor, yes, but you don't say "a number" in that case. 00:15:18 A number of people in this channel fail to realize the sheer degree of pedantry that is possible online. 00:17:46 Yes, it's almost as if people don't get that the aim of language is communication within the hazy and highly contextual environment of human thought, rather than a formal system. 00:18:15 One might even say that a number of people don't get that. 00:19:55 * Sgeo_ forcefeeds Phantom_Hoover a squirrel brain 00:20:09 I thought you were from New York. 00:20:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:21:31 -!- elliott has joined. 00:30:56 ' "Hey u like me call u when i gt home" I have no idea if she's asking if she should call me, or telling me that she'll call' <<< asking 00:31:06 Oops 00:31:18 -!- augur[afk] has changed nick to augur. 00:31:26 Sgeo_: congratulations, you avoided being called by an absolute moron 00:31:45 what i can't parse is hoover's response 00:32:55 oh he corrects it just after 00:35:43 -!- Mathnerd314 has joined. 00:38:26 "Thunderstorm: 00:38:26 - Day gets dark enough to spawn monsters 00:38:26 - A pig hit by lightning will turn into a zombie pigman" 00:38:29 most awesome 00:38:32 oosp wrong channel 00:41:49 oklopol: SO RUDE 00:50:40 Trackpads now have kinetic scrolling. If you flick to perform a scroll, then press a keyboard key while kinetic scroll events are generated, unexpected application behavior may result. (728643) 00:50:41 finally 00:51:16 -!- Gregor has changed nick to Yahweasel. 00:51:54 o 00:52:14 oklopol: -minecraft dammit :| 00:52:17 you BELONG IN THERE 00:52:56 asking makes more sense because by adding "2" makes it a perfectly valid english sentence asking if you'd like her to call, but i see no way to make it a sentence *telling* you she'll call 00:52:59 As it turns out, people are not ADEQUATELY OFFENDED by this nick. 00:53:22 except "Hey. You like me. Call you when i get home!" 00:53:31 but that would be... interesting 00:53:51 Yahweasel: Try /nick Muyahmmed 00:54:58 elliott: ... but the "yah" isn't the offensive part :P 00:55:14 Yahweasel: /nick Muyahmmedweasel 00:55:22 PUN FAIL 00:56:03 i have no idea what that nick refers to 00:56:09 i'm still kinda offended 00:56:10 Hey u like me call u when i gt home sounds like it's missing a few woulds and tos 00:56:34 TeruFSX: as i said, you need to add "2" 00:56:44 punctuation, letters, words, sensibility 00:56:44 Hey u like me 2 call u when i gt home 00:56:48 TeruFSX: where did you appear from 00:56:59 monqy: a brain, ... 00:57:38 i can imagine omitting it would lead to a few chinese bridge builders not to get it, as demonstrated earlier by elliott and ph 00:57:49 *getting 00:58:13 elliot: i came here yesterday from the wiki 00:58:21 and have idled since 00:58:25 -!- pikhq has joined. 00:58:33 are you norwegian 00:58:48 oklopol: Define "Norwegian". 00:59:11 TeruFSX: Let me guess, we can blame our new front page again? :P 00:59:13 pikhq: it means "use the nick TeruFSX and have lived in norway for a long time" 00:59:32 oklopol: Ah. 00:59:39 I am not norwegian. 00:59:48 elliott: i would have come here anyway 00:59:55 though the front page helped 00:59:55 Suuuure :P 00:59:57 If you could FIND it :P 01:00:07 i stumbled across it once before 01:00:16 I'll let you know when I want to cash in my debt. 01:00:27 Your debt, rather. 01:00:54 did i mention i just slept for 16 hours 01:05:12 * pikhq wonders if other countries do anything similar to the whole Air Force/Marine/Executive One rigamarole... 01:06:32 For those unaware of what the hell I'm talking about: a plane in the US Air Force with the President aboard is Air Force One. 01:08:05 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:08:08 Likewise for the Marines, Navy, and (hypothetically) Army, Coast Guard, Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, or National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Commissioned Corps. 01:08:24 Also, a commercial plane with the President aboard is Executive One. 01:08:56 -!- elliott has joined. 01:11:33 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:13:48 oklopol: why'd you think I was norwegian 01:15:21 TeruFSX: the way you smell, mostly 01:16:07 hm. that being 01:16:21 i don't know how norwegians smell 01:16:36 erm, how does and apple smell? 01:16:38 *an 01:16:50 you answer that, and i'll start working on norwegians 01:18:35 I'd assume most apples and Norweigans smell about the same. 01:19:14 obviously i mean what apples smell like once you have squeezed the juice out of them 01:19:27 things tend not to smell unless you destroy them 01:19:50 i think i just accidentally told everyone i'm a serial killer 01:19:56 not much more than sugar, maybe a few sour notes i guess 01:20:13 well if you know norwegians smell like apples on the inside, i'd be somewhat worried 01:20:21 i'm hopefully far away though 01:20:29 where are you? 01:21:00 the great land of america 01:21:12 always populated by protestant european stock 01:21:25 crazy europeans 01:21:27 a great country, built on Christian principles and no government 01:23:00 note to self, americans think their government is "no government" 01:23:17 http://www.qotile.net/blog/wp/?p=600 pretttyyyyy 01:23:31 ph will like that 01:24:29 hehewaef 01:24:43 oklopol: wat 01:24:59 happy people say weird things 01:25:10 that's truaejroaejoigoifjhggjofodgbmyi0 01:25:38 you can't be happy, only stupid people can be happy 01:25:47 * oklopol has been watching house for the last week 01:25:52 i'm stupid 01:25:54 wait 01:25:56 Conductor program is going SO FREAKING WELL 8-D 01:25:57 oklopol just said i'm not stupid 01:25:58 omg 01:25:59 best day of my life 01:26:16 Yahweasel: So how do you actually mix two MIDI tracks together? Just use Rosegarden or something? That's so manual... 01:26:17 :SD 01:26:36 elliott: ./mergefiles a.mid b.mid out.mid 01:26:51 Yahweasel: You said your music production system lacked this :P 01:27:01 elliott: No, I said that was a small clerical task. 01:27:05 Yahweasel: Right :P 01:27:05 It is not the important part of my suite. 01:27:14 It's still part of it. 01:27:18 ./ makes baby jesus sad, you need to give them all six-letter names and make them global. 01:27:26 OK, mergemid would also be acceptable :P 01:28:17 -!- pizearke has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 01:28:51 Yeah, in retrospect I should have named all those "files" things as "mid", but I was in MIDI-mode at the time so I was thinking "what other kinds of files ARE there?" 01:29:39 -!- augur has joined. 01:30:11 Lawl :P 01:30:19 Yahweasel: I thought you were the kind of pedantic asshole who always calls them smf. 01:30:45 I can't, because I'm integrating with PortMidi and PortSMF is terrible :P 01:31:11 I thought PortMidi sucked donkey dick. 01:31:15 Or was that just PortSMF? 01:31:26 "portsmf (short for Portable Standard Midi File Library), a subproject of portmedia, is a library for reading, writing, and manipulating standard midi files. One drawback of any standard midi file library is that most of the work is likely to be translating midi to whatever local data structure you are using to represent midi or general music data. portsmf provides one such data structure. Originally, this library was called Allegro, so at least 01:31:26 for now, you'll see a lot of "allegro" and "alg" in the sources." 01:31:28 my hair is very curly 01:31:31 CALLING LIBRARIES ALLEGRO: GOOD IDEA 01:32:00 elliott: Just PortSMF. PortMidi is ... bad, but sufferable :P 01:32:09 Yahweasel: I would tell you to support MT-[thirtytwo] awesomely, but it's just a MIDI+other stuff -> analogue audio thing :( 01:32:17 Although IIRC it has a MIDI Out that does... something... 01:32:26 (Other stuff because you can actually reprogram the instruments totally.) 01:32:31 (And put messages on the screen :P) 01:35:46 So the problem with the tornado alarm is that when it goes off, I have no idea whether it's its usual testing schedule, or what I'm supposed to do if it's not. 01:37:32 Oh good, wunderground says there's a tornado warning >_> 01:38:20 -!- lament has joined. 01:38:27 oh you third world countries and your crazy stone agey problems 01:38:54 Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, this is a legitimate tornado warning >_> 01:40:00 Yahweasel: lol at living in us 01:40:00 Wait, I know what I'm supposed to do! 01:40:01 $ hg push 01:40:05 ok sorry that was insensitive of me. OH GOD TORNADO WARNING?!? THAT'S *SERIOUS* YOU MIGHT *DIE* :OO 01:40:09 Yahweasel: GO INTO THE BASEMENT 01:40:11 IT'LL BE SAFE 01:40:12 oh wait 01:40:15 YOU'RE THERE ALREADY 01:40:17 AND IT'S YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE 01:40:19 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 01:40:19 :DD 01:40:21 NERD 01:40:22 good one 01:40:28 your parents will die though 01:40:31 can't have them in the basement 01:40:33 they'd see your goat porn 01:40:36 xD 01:40:44 elliott: ... yeah, I'm a PhD student living thousands of miles away from my parents, and you? 01:40:44 fap to their screams 01:40:58 Yahweasel: You didn't count on the person you stole your identity from ... 01:41:00 ... being ME 01:41:05 Yahweasel: is it the first tornado warning ever? 01:41:08 I'm a Ph.D. student named Gregor Richards living thousands of miles away from my parents. 01:41:08 i mean 01:41:09 for you 01:41:17 Yahweasel: You're Gregor Richards and you live in your parent's basement. 01:41:20 [asterisk] parents' 01:41:31 This "Elliott Hird" schtick was just to CATCH YOU OFF GUARD. 01:41:37 oklopol: The first non-system-test one, yeah. 01:41:51 also that tornado warning was me i'm just trolling you in general 01:41:55 Yahweasel: oh that's actually pretty cool then 01:41:57 i own your life 01:42:44 Yahweasel: do they tell you any specifics? 01:43:11 oklopol: http://www.wunderground.com/US/IN/029.html#TOR 01:44:26 oklopol: Tornado warnings aren't really a problem because of any economic issues in the US. 01:44:46 oklopol: It's just that the US happens to get almost all the tornadoes. 01:45:13 it's hogging the tornadoes 01:45:29 We get about 1,200 a year. 01:46:52 pikhq: oh it's not because you're a third world country? what about the snow, that's still about finland angering god right? 01:47:14 DOCTOR WHO CAST DYING OFF ONE BY ONE http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13137674 01:47:20 we do have a lot of that sodomy going around you know 01:47:34 -!- news-ham has joined. 01:47:34 let's see what the News Ham has to say about it 01:47:36 news-ham 01:47:38 Woman dies in Oz diving accident: A woman from Donegal has died in a diving accident off the coast of Queensland in Australia. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-northern-ireland-13137774 01:47:48 news-ham: but no what about doctor who 01:47:50 VIDEO: Royal wedding police helicopter tour: The Metropolitan Police are already identifying security issues along the route and key sites of the royal wedding from the skies. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13129651 01:47:52 oklopol: No, God doesn't care about Finland. Be glad. 01:47:58 it's almost as if you don't look at my messages, news-ham 01:48:00 VIDEO: Misrata's injured recover in Benghazi: Nato has said that there is only so much air forces can do to protect civilians in the besieged city of Misrata in Libya. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13134893 01:48:08 pikhq: D 01:48:10 oklopol: the punishment for living in finland is living in finland 01:48:16 it is swift and cruel 01:48:19 oklopol: If you want to see somewhere that God is angry at, you need only look at Texas. 01:48:24 and doesn't end until you leave finland 01:48:31 YOUR FLESH MELTETH 01:49:49 Highs of 20C in January. 01:50:25 we had 16.7 or something last week 01:50:37 38C in July in some parts. 01:50:49 Those are averages, BTW. 01:51:23 YOUR FLESH MELTETH 01:51:34 pikhq: lol 01:51:37 pikhq: try australia 01:51:46 YOUR FLESH DISINTEGRETH 01:51:50 *And* it's humid as fuck. 01:51:58 elliott: Yes, but Australia is a prison colony. 01:52:02 true 01:52:05 so is Texas 01:52:09 Texas was settled willingly. 01:52:13 lol 01:52:16 who would go to Texas willingly 01:52:18 you are funny 01:52:20 Texans. 01:52:28 lies 01:52:30 Remember that it's a major source of derp. 01:52:31 they're trying to get out 01:52:48 Not really. 01:53:08 They've actually got a large number of people moving in. 01:53:20 Adding to the derp. 01:54:31 prisoners 01:55:31 Actually, Texas prefers to execute. 01:56:00 what kind of education do you need to be an execu...tive? 01:56:31 an execullent one 01:56:48 oklopol: Minimal. 01:59:24 -!- pikhq has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 01:59:42 there should totally be an executioner university 01:59:51 execuniversity 02:00:13 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091112123357AAjJmFN 02:00:20 i'm satisfied. 02:04:44 Maybe I sould text her again 02:06:39 no. 02:06:41 never talk to her again. 02:07:07 tell her "sry i wuntd to ansr but i forgut :>" 02:09:09 my mom once sent her friend the text "have 2 remember 2 take my penis with me" where 2's indicate i'm translating abbreviated text. penis was short for penicillin. 02:10:07 lol 02:10:10 Wouldn't penic make more sense/ 02:10:15 Sgeo_: "translating" 02:10:20 Sgeo is as retarded as every girl he knows ever. 02:10:41 she told me this when i told her if sending text messages is so hard you have to drop the ending of every word, maybe you could call instead 02:10:42 Oh. In that case, what's so funny about what oklopol wrote? 02:10:47 because the word for penis 02:10:52 is short for the word for penicillin 02:10:53 in finnish 02:11:05 i write it penisiliini in finnish 02:11:10 she told me this when i told her if sending text messages is so hard you have to drop the ending of every word, maybe you could call instead 02:11:12 that seems so 02:11:12 didn't know it had a c, maybe my mom doesn't either 02:11:13 snobbish for you 02:11:14 :| 02:11:34 elliott: well i doubt i phrased it like that 02:11:43 are you oklopol to your parents as well 02:11:46 or just normal 02:11:53 like do you tell them about your dog food eating 02:11:55 maybe more like "it's funny how you abbreviate words more than teenagers do" 02:11:55 `quote 02:11:56 `quote 02:11:56 `quote 02:11:56 `quote 02:11:56 `quote 02:11:58 `quote 02:11:59 285) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty 02:11:59 258) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" 02:12:00 `quote 02:12:01 205) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why 02:12:01 359) i'm really sleep 02:12:02 `quote 02:12:02 165) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? 02:12:03 335) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen 02:12:04 `quote 02:12:05 166) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on 02:12:05 119) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> 02:12:06 `quote 02:12:06 240) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? 02:12:07 337) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. 02:12:43 our qdb is finally only mostly shitty 02:12:43 elliott: i'm rather open with my parents 02:12:53 oklopol: so basically you have lots of incest? 02:12:59 that's what that means don't you know 02:13:00 scientific fact 02:13:32 There is an attractive, and apparently smart, girl at school 02:13:34 oklopol doesn't like facts :( 02:13:38 Sgeo_: "apparently smart" lol 02:13:42 "bro, I heard she's really smart" 02:13:43 I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me 02:13:45 elliott: whoooops 02:13:47 ... 02:13:48 no wait what? 02:13:50 Sgeo_: that was a joke right 02:14:01 `addquote I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me 02:14:03 371) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me 02:14:48 She did approach where I was sitting once, asked if she could sat there. I think at some point though, I said something that upset her. Not sure. 02:14:50 "335) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen" who the fuck is charlie sheen 02:15:02 this bipolar guy 02:15:07 sorry, bi-winning. 02:15:15 he's a bitchin' rockstar from mars apparently 02:15:24 a quite quotable and quite insane celebrity 02:15:30 hurf 02:15:43 "apparently 02:15:43 http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/03/01/cats-quote-charlie-sheen-the-2020-interview/ 02:15:45 oops 02:15:48 http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/ 02:15:48 http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/03/01/cats-quote-charlie-sheen-the-2020-interview/ 02:15:52 TeruFSX: primarily quotable by cats 02:16:28 -!- Zuu has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 02:16:37 I was hoping for Cats from Zero Wing. 02:17:06 X-D 02:17:09 That would be even better. 02:21:40 those cats don't help me as much as i'd hoped 02:24:49 oklopol: he's this actor on this terrible sitcom. then he spent a weekend doing insane amounts of cocaine and hookers. 02:24:57 forcing him to go to hospital 02:25:14 oklopol: then he turned completely manic bipolar and insane, and his show got cancelled because he's insane 02:25:17 and he raged about it insanely 02:25:22 and now he's doing a tour where people go to see him be insane 02:25:22 the end 02:28:30 -!- pikhq has joined. 02:28:42 *sigh* 02:28:46 hi 02:28:52 sgeo is ogling another tarded girl 02:28:53 how are you 02:28:56 Why must even menial employment be difficult? 02:29:44 I literally can't even get a job flipping burgers. 02:29:51 SCREW YOU, BUSH. 02:29:54 FREELANCE PROGRAMMING 02:29:55 (NOTE: JOKE) 02:30:01 NO NO WAIT 02:30:04 FREELANCE WEB DEVELOPMENT 02:30:06 THE BEST JOB 02:30:29 I'm afraid I desire real currency, not peanuts. 02:30:49 peanuts are very tasty 02:30:53 well not really 02:31:06 pikhq: come work at the Esoteric Research Institute 02:31:09 Yes, but they do not make a good item for trade or barter. 02:31:25 the idea is, we pay you to dick around and code awesome impractical shit all day 02:31:34 don't ask what our business model is. that's not _your_ problem. 02:32:47 Indeed, so long as the checks cash I needn't care much about the sanity of those responsible for there being money to fund me. :P 02:33:01 However, I suspect that that may be an issue. 02:33:43 pikhq: we assure you that it is _impossible_ to prove that ERI is funded by illegal activities. so you have nothing to worry about! 02:34:01 Define "illegal". 02:34:22 Define "two hundred thousand dollars a year", peasant. 02:34:26 I, quite honestly, don't have the capacity to give a fuck about most illegal but moral activities. 02:34:41 Which dollar? 02:34:46 Hey, I never said it wasn't illegal, I just said it was impossible to prove we were funded illegally. 02:34:54 pikhq: Canadian. 02:35:03 Acceptable. 02:35:20 Though I would have preferred silver dollars. :P 02:35:21 We could pay you in Bitcoins if you preferred. Or maple syrup. 02:38:37 pikhq: DO YOU WANT TO BE PAID IN MAPLE SYRUP 02:38:46 It will NEVER have inflation, depreciation, ... 02:38:49 It is always the best. 02:40:40 Uhh, fairly certain maple syrup spoils :P 02:40:55 Yahweasel: I wouldn't be so sure. 02:41:00 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:41:11 I'm not /positive/, but then, it's not honey. 02:41:38 -!- elliott has joined. 02:41:39 Pretty sure it has enough sugar to kill bacteria by osmosis. 02:41:59 Yahweasel: Spoiled maple syrup: still better than any other liquid? 02:42:01 Answer: Yes. 02:42:37 news-ham has again survived an X restart. 02:42:39 Somehow. 02:42:39 Fighter O'Sullivan keen for more: Ronnie O’Sullivan says he can win more world titles after his first-round victory over Dominic Dale but will quit if he stops enjoying snooker again. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/sport1/hi/snooker/13137748.stm 02:42:40 Oh, there is a worry with it. 02:42:45 Maple syrup can ferment. 02:42:48 pikhq: Delicious. 02:43:10 I APPROVE OF MAPLE LIQUOR 02:44:56 Yahweasel: You have to ferment maple syrup now. 02:45:00 It would be... the best. 02:46:17 It apparently can be made into a maple mead. 02:46:59 http://davespicks.com/writing/mme/recipes/honeymaple.html With honey :P 02:47:24 pikhq: I wonder if fermented maple syrup itself would taste nice... 02:47:48 Worth experimenting. 02:48:20 It would taste very much like rum I assume. 02:48:26 Yahweasel: Not really. 02:48:43 Yahweasel: First, rum is made from molasses or sugar cane juice. 02:48:58 Yahweasel: Second, it's distilled. Distillation produces rather different flavors. 02:49:28 This hypothetical maple drink would be a straight fermented beverage. 02:49:45 Ah 02:49:56 Maple syrup is pretty damn thick, you know :P 02:49:59 The former point is irrelevant though. 02:50:08 You might have to mix it into something at the end to get it drinkable. 02:50:18 elliott: So's honey. 02:50:25 And? 02:50:35 Honey's thicker, obviously :P 02:50:51 You'd probably do what you usually do with mead: water the honey down before fermenting. 02:50:58 NO 02:51:02 You ferment pure maple syrup. 02:51:16 WATER CAN COME LATER 02:51:16 Yahweasel: Different flavors in the unfermented product will produce different flavors in the fermented product. 02:51:33