< 1307232006 887638 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the want of an ail < 1307232036 729637 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Nice. < 1307232047 561291 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no, I think you should go just a little ways in order to still be reasonable. < 1307232067 40455 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet, you aren't that guy I just talked to on that Homestuck Omegle thing are you. < 1307232072 782208 :augur!~augur@216-164-57-20.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307232073 460614 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...no < 1307232074 303983 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: M'þinkſt þou are not ſufficiently reaſonable, m'ſelf. < 1307232083 969366 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/are/art/ < 1307232095 83948 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: shameful < 1307232105 283432 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*ſhameful < 1307232201 456480 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!gregor The wonders of computer science. < 1307232204 368057 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​The wonders of computer science. < 1307232220 273173 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um? < 1307232234 347033 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed. < 1307232254 992072 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show gregor < 1307232255 281589 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh sed 's/þ/th/g ; s/Þ/Th/g ; s/ſ/s/g ; s/æ/ae/g ; s/Æ/Ae/g ; s/œ/oe/g ; s/Œ/Oe/g' < 1307232293 596123 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, I ſee. < 1307232301 597046 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :no option? or do you need one? < 1307232377 208266 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not entirely sure why that isn't working < 1307232389 238548 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah nevermind < 1307232395 878659 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does the opposite of what I thought it did. :P < 1307232470 11396 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp gregor^-1 sh sed 's/th/þ/g ; s/Th/Þ/g ; s/s/ſ/g ; s/ae/æ/g ; s/Ae/Æ/g ; s/oe/œ/g ; s/Oe/Œ/g' < 1307232470 385218 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter gregor__1 installed. < 1307232475 230340 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_- < 1307232547 133025 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent, I was hoping someone else would do that so I didn't have to. :D < 1307232562 941878 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I would have named it 'pikhq' < 1307232627 889386 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!gregor__1 In hindsight, that seems more sensible, given Gregor's stupid mutilation of the name. < 1307232628 347088 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​In hindſight, þat ſeemſ more ſenſible, given Gregor'ſ ſtupid mutilation of þe name. < 1307232675 675117 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently, I use uninterpolated Perl string literals in my English. < 1307232757 254564 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :if I used double quotes something scary might happen. < 1307232775 142428 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, look, it outputs wrong. < 1307232782 228732 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s shouldn't become ſ at the end of a word < 1307232784 857697 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1307232805 501436 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or after another s, iirc < 1307232826 748535 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite right. < 1307232836 19086 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's "ſs", not "ſſ". < 1307232988 332778 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone want to write the regexes for that? No? Good. < 1307232999 36743 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol. I do, of course. :) < 1307233049 206478 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha WOW someone is seriously saying that .NET is going to be abandoned in favour of HTML5 and JavaScript < 1307233063 470711 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :".NET came out 10 years ago, and Microsoft still has yet to adopt it in Office or throughout Windows." < 1307233068 308609 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY HAVEN'T YOU REWRITTEN OFFICE YET MICROSOFT < 1307233074 998528 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...hahahaha < 1307233110 68013 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow. < 1307233145 90623 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Personally, I'd be amazed if they ever actually replaced their freakish C environment. < 1307233156 545534 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's one of the best bits of platform lockin ever devised. < 1307233200 550715 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go on. < 1307233246 944476 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dream of the day where I get hired to write applications in HTML5 and Javascript. < 1307233326 825900 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dream of the day when I get to replace all software. < 1307233365 934397 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :with all of that infinite time you have. < 1307233387 608839 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dream of the day when I can write software without getting bored within thirty seconds. < 1307233434 940240 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dream of the day when writing software isn't awful < 1307233455 980735 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: how goes terraingen < 1307233460 173654 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.lisp < 1307233471 508954 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :See what I mean‽ < 1307233475 360163 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I've heard Visual Basic keeps things interesting. < 1307233475 730316 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also dream of the day that I can fork() myself. < 1307233487 713814 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :...eeeeew. < 1307233488 584118 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: it's really quite easy HUR HUR HUR < 1307233488 749080 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233490 514728 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR HUR HUR < 1307233490 859159 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233491 726047 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR HUR < 1307233492 241819 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233492 986477 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233493 675784 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1307233494 710868 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233498 743617 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1307233499 671512 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's worse than Vorpal's interface fetish. < 1307233502 605916 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1307233504 503954 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1307233506 577263 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1307233508 493675 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233512 946090 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUR < 1307233535 108397 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: that would be great, I would fork bomb myself and go save the world as a giant collosal human monster. < 1307233549 628637 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this channel is pg thirteen jesus < 1307233556 991720 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cut off portions of yourself / end world hunger < 1307233561 194088 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(jesus himself was a very rowdy man we have toned him down as this channel) < 1307233628 242079 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: I was thinking more along the lines of forking huge balls of myself as a projectile to hurl at evil-doers, but sure, that sounds like a more realistic world saving strategy. < 1307233649 213172 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: This channel is quintuple-X. < 1307233652 7598 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :also "forking huge balls" < 1307233777 70359 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a language called Lime? < 1307233786 889953 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :or Taco? because these are names I would like to use. < 1307233834 743649 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh hey I can Google: http://domino.research.ibm.com/library/cyberdig.nsf/1e4115aea78b6e7c85256b360066f0d4/43e23ec91521c1e3852577bc0048ea37!OpenDocument&Highlight=0,lime,language,manual < 1307233902 810966 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i cant < 1307233917 804886 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet, would it be something along these lines: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001680 < 1307233960 962403 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :..yes < 1307233988 962147 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Stop making me want to read PS. < 1307234016 823729 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__, PS kills AD with the Chicago Overcoat. And then it turns out they're both PI. < 1307234021 636398 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric : Oh hey I can Google <-- congratulations! < 1307234030 971793 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Obviously. < 1307234031 142658 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION really needs some spoiler templates he didn't steal off xkcd.
< 1307234058 24610 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously though it's such a short comic I could read it in two days. < 1307234068 768813 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why don't I do that rather than refreshing for Homestuck updates. < 1307234094 856328 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it would involve enjoying yourself jegus how is it half one already. < 1307234113 951157 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please stop saying jegus it is really annoying and only bad people do it all the time. < 1307234123 18458 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the answer is because you have a sleep schedule about a tenth as insane as mine now. < 1307234125 988757 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :When did you wake up anyway. < 1307234140 638707 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 something. < 1307234148 577899 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, am? < 1307234150 652971 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1307234164 252981 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK that's only a thousandth as insane come on that's downright pedestrian. < 1307234172 416637 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK sleep now < 1307234181 971664 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You suck. < 1307234527 288994 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1307235012 518844 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: When did you wake up? < 1307235027 457522 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... never... woke... UP... < 1307235132 556916 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought we had established that elliott was... wait, what was it again < 1307235149 629067 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a vampire werewolf? < 1307235164 775106 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :plausible < 1307235186 959278 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i'm pretty sure that wasn't it < 1307235354 707529 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:13:21: where is elliott :\ < 1307235354 957629 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :15:13:23: Werewolves. < 1307235367 637198 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:33:29: Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself < 1307235374 447181 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself < 1307235377 867282 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​435) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself < 1307235414 649024 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:27:34: we also talk about other esoterica < 1307235414 995698 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:27:50: so if you're just a curious type, you might want to hang around to learn < 1307235417 797861 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no we d- < 1307235418 142108 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:27:56: coppro: no we don't < 1307235428 943874 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: good words < 1307235534 90975 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:30:30: hmm < 1307235534 263491 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:30:34: elliott's not around, right? < 1307235534 425879 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:30:48: coppro: I don't think so < 1307235534 426046 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:31:01: ais523: excellent < 1307235534 426154 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:31:05: we're safe from him then < 1307235538 451654 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Yeah, right < 1307235594 444827 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: gah, you're right wrt cheater < 1307235600 836605 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION attempts to skip over the noise
< 1307235615 122135 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:36:13: something like the interface of the future < 1307235617 777954 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:36:22: highly interactive < 1307235617 940437 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:36:28: smooth transitions < 1307235617 940673 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1307235635 589667 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:38:17: You should probably talk to elliott about that so he can tell you why your ideas are bad and you should feel bad. < 1307235636 450580 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1307235644 575133 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :im here for norman if he wants a yelling at < 1307235698 234344 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:41:53: there should be a tag in here to mark sentences that are meant to be taken as humourous/sarcastic < 1307235703 106087 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it with people proposing this, it defeats the point of sarcasm entirely < 1307235703 268497 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is to make people who are stupid feel bad < 1307235707 677680 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: I have empirically determined your weakness? < 1307235721 210509 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: the proposed actual tag was funny < 1307235740 841995 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Yes, but it was cheater, so I'm legally obligated to refuse to comment on this one-off fluke. < 1307235746 437770 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Yes, it is ending statements with a question mark? < 1307235766 535651 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: What you do you think ! < 1307235774 569896 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: aaaaah what < 1307235779 70000 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: gah, shades of Enigma < 1307235784 627245 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :engima has different floors ! < 1307235790 757763 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*enigma has different floors ! < 1307235804 508912 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :im glad you included the entire sentence there < 1307235812 627136 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or id have tohught you meant "engima enigma different floors" < 1307235831 745509 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: it loses its effect if not spelt out < 1307235838 388051 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the typo was ruining it < 1307236119 51420 :BeholdMyGlory!~behold@unaffiliated/beholdmyglory QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1307236130 504238 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1307236471 989918 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is feeling hard-boiled.
< 1307236595 478347 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god is he reading Problem Sleuth. < 1307236670 93238 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: C/D < 1307237076 392540 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-146-193.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307237143 792154 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-146-193.tc.ph.cox.net PART :#esoteric < 1307238069 667071 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Good night < 1307240242 38454 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-22-173-48.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307240437 523299 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-196-39.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1307241522 727808 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: yes. < 1307242076 672432 :augur!~augur@216-164-57-20.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1307243071 911867 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307243083 501044 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-22-173-48.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1307243143 643109 :augur!~augur@208.58.6.161 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307243393 817695 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I read Problem Sleuth? < 1307243738 888337 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some pokemon tournaments will permit cheating before the tournament starts, as long as the data is of the kind that can also be legitimately obtained in the game, and that you do not cheat during the game. < 1307243774 354542 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 . < 1307243804 942069 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :My quotation "Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself" is reading out of context, is more strange, since its meaning from that context is now not there; but you told me before you like to post quotations out of context, so it is OK. < 1307244035 45466 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: I'm finding it entertaining < 1307244080 624754 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, the context is someone who wants to get better at everything than everyone else, by killing people who are better at him at anything < 1307244096 917545 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He pointed out that he'd have to kill all Chinese people < 1307244104 503949 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And almost everyone else for that matter < 1307244138 250255 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that is why I typed that message < 1307244272 603701 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, he wouldn't have to kill all Chinese people. < 1307244284 913226 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just all people who speak the Chinese language he wants superiority at. < 1307244293 910026 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Much* easier problem. < 1307244365 557186 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then in that case, learn to be Chinese and then don't kill yourself. < 1307245020 963696 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1307247255 394756 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Sgeo_: I'm finding it entertaining < 1307247270 196989 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: wait 'til you get to homestuck :D < 1307247277 542965 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(FIVE WEEKS LATER...) < 1307247528 818459 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION headaches at the dumbwaiter
< 1307247536 777831 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: wat < 1307247553 687994 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000404 < 1307247946 212937 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: oh btw HAMSTEAK UPDATE i love this reversal of the balance of power mwahahaha endless bugging power < 1307247959 905881 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Knew about it for a while < 1307248019 167697 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but so did i every time you said it so everything is going according to plan :D < 1307248288 806374 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know what'd be very, very nice? < 1307248296 123368 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Replay Gain on video. < 1307248302 99918 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y U NO DO IT, MPLAYER? < 1307248317 669122 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we please let y u no die < 1307248318 185945 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like < 1307248320 53808 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :forever < 1307248328 825153 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Second time I've used it, okay? < 1307248335 716356 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but what if it spreads < 1307248338 171090 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'll be like < 1307248341 280042 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a breadth-first meme < 1307248348 346363 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone just using it a few times < 1307248353 826473 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh jesus fuck. < 1307248369 53164 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1307248396 866981 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__, Y U NO LIKE Y U NO? < 1307248401 854658 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ducks
< 1307248421 711943 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: im going to rip your fucking heart out < 1307248520 6669 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: Y U NO HAVE HEART? < 1307248581 119517 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: your blood < 1307248582 151905 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :will line < 1307248583 191065 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the fucking < 1307248583 745353 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :walls < 1307248802 492175 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro, Y U NO HAVE BLOOD? < 1307248809 290474 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net NICK :Sgeo < 1307248894 815588 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: death < 1307248896 24727 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :will rain < 1307248898 125397 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the SKIES < 1307249041 23476 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: Guess what's being developed by a suckless dev? < 1307249053 828826 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :COREUTILS < 1307249055 210963 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hg.suckless.org/sbase/file/a9db33a9bfea < 1307249056 72980 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1307249143 207751 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D :D < 1307249148 21299 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my interest in coreutils is rapidly diminishing < 1307249153 657621 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do they have anything actually non-trivial < 1307249158 184426 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks
< 1307249161 465310 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, doing all the simples tuff first < 1307249172 576760 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can guarantee this will never be a viable full coreutils replacement < 1307249181 545536 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeaaah, he started 2 days ago. < 1307249224 595501 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there anything non-trivial in coreutils? < 1307249254 138654 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, arguable :) < 1307249259 722934 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1307249262 599874 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you writing coreutils < 1307249266 762438 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or coreutils + util-linux < 1307249276 604881 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the latter is not really non-glibc-portable and the like < 1307249279 589874 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's what really needs replacing < 1307249283 781922 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that is _not_ trivial < 1307249293 846144 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need a getty, fdisk, fsck < 1307249294 932685 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hasn't looked at util-linux's src
< 1307249302 383878 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mkfs < 1307249304 538872 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mount < 1307249309 782442 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :script < 1307249314 746777 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1307249328 161048 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: they use some gnu shit like get_program_name() or something < 1307249335 104419 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that adds overhead to every single program if its included in the libc < 1307249381 297584 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: obious bug in tee < 1307249384 97578 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :*obvious < 1307249396 872928 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking up tee < 1307249399 835142 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's an achievement < 1307249424 98194 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sweet, gratuitous use of stdio < 1307249431 857667 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will accept "-e\xff" as a valid flag < 1307249435 669583 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :good to know the suckless ultra-minimalist spirit is still alive < 1307249451 100522 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: um, eh? < 1307249480 897792 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy shit their cat uses stdio < 1307249481 761071 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hg.suckless.org/sbase/file/a9db33a9bfea/cat.c < 1307249483 44077 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat is like < 1307249489 519340 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the one program that's utterly trivial to write with read/write < 1307249500 904471 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that actually suffers for stdio overhead because it's such a tiny program < 1307249532 157255 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: he uses getopt into a char < 1307249538 404554 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: oh lol < 1307249555 84244 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C: best language???? < 1307249611 541183 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly these things should just be written in assembly < 1307249614 866901 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :also screw backwards compatibility < 1307249620 975593 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's have a C compiler with sane flags < 1307249627 622545 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :asmutils is fun < 1307249634 842693 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :writes its own ELF headers and everything < 1307249639 162396 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :totally syscalls, no libc dependencies < 1307249641 202601 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://asm.sourceforge.net/asmutils.html < 1307249653 6151 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: here's another idea: let's not use C < 1307249717 163477 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: provide me with an alternative and I'm behind you all the way < 1307249719 923891 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you should write a version in C and a version in assembly language. Use the program that is assembly language when it is compatible with the computer. < 1307249730 938595 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: for what? coreutils? < 1307249740 116298 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for coreutils... any language at all is sufficient, jesus < 1307249746 435294 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :these are utterly trivial programs for the mostpart < 1307249746 953919 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: a minimum portable language < 1307249762 921475 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: there is no way C is minimum. that is a laughable claim. < 1307249797 5760 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: I didn't claim it was < 1307249814 390346 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you were implying it < 1307249829 748986 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"gimme an alternate to c" "criteria?" "a dynamically-typed interpreted scripting language" < 1307249846 686880 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is quite minimal on a relative scale, while having asufficient abstraction to be portable < 1307249868 170823 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C has tons and tons and tons of semantics < 1307249889 51104 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i refuse to even argue that, there is no way C is minimal as far as portable languages go:) < 1307249891 474365 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[asterisk]go :) < 1307249902 575440 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I might argue its portability too, but I'm way too lazy to right now) < 1307249929 529579 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, ANS Forth is if anything /more/ portable than C, and it certainly has much less semantic baggage < 1307249936 603838 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(no, I don't think ANS Forth is a good replacement for C) < 1307249987 978530 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Michael J. Fox Appearing in Back to the Future" ;; Telltale, this is a very dishonest title to put in my inbox >:| < 1307250047 227956 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: So far, I very nearly have a functioning util-linux with musl. < 1307250065 613178 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 patches thus far, simply pulling in the right includes. < 1307250075 818919 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it seems to have relied on overinclusion in the headers) < 1307250134 359048 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably C is made to need a lot of things because many different computers have a lot of things, such as the different kind of data types, and different optimization, and so on. < 1307250295 745562 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.228.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307250316 986018 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*3* lines of patching. < 1307250326 748855 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But still, isn't quite perfect < 1307250389 11274 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: minimal in terms of abstraction, not simplicity < 1307250521 472747 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaand a single GNU-ism. < 1307250529 13538 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So far, versionsort(). < 1307250689 335703 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boo < 1307250690 544160 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm now sufficiently scared of my power cord that I'm not going to charge my computer until I have a new one < 1307250697 744083 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1307250699 342928 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And now, a different fail. < 1307250703 232900 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :have fun < 1307250717 929157 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously, it's sparking and making sounsd < 1307250718 283015 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Their mount relies on no-longer-extant defines in the Linux headers. < 1307250728 52462 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :lolwut < 1307250850 900725 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, make a new one that is minimal in abstraction and simplicity and compile to native codes but can do the different kind of optimizations and other features that can be specific to the computers and whatever else. I think someone invented C-- for a similar purpose to this? < 1307250863 208367 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Waaait, that's libmount which isn't even needed at all. < 1307250911 498626 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :--disable-libmount < 1307250936 461960 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Night all < 1307251118 786624 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And now, something that confuses me. < 1307251120 156025 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NGROUPS < 1307251128 204754 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea where that should be found. < 1307251160 284972 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaah, sys/param.h < 1307251169 333170 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1307251195 939524 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Musl seems to not define it. < 1307251313 658128 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, no wonder, NGROUPS is not POSIX. < 1307251316 477445 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NGROUPS_MAX is. < 1307251994 891450 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is also Pascal, although many things Pascal is missing (such as default cases, which some Pascal systems provide; hexadecimal/octal numbers, which WEB provides; preprocessor macros, which WEB provides (also usable to make conditional compilation)), including many things that is just not Pascal such as using pointers like C and bitwise operations and stuff! Is many thing wrong! < 1307252013 127071 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, it does have a few good features such as ability to specify number size datatype by range, which C doesn't do. < 1307252075 690922 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :And apparently the syntax in Pascal for forward declarations of procedures that have parameters, is really horrible (although I don't know how it works, is just what Knuth wrote that it is really horrible). < 1307252255 623372 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-146-193.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307252262 107649 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GAAAH, stuff uses error in here. < 1307252295 23987 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :By far the most devious GNUism. < 1307252521 344757 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, not going to work on it any more, but it would not be that hard to port util-linux to be vaguely portable. < 1307252919 791735 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :To quote Stanford algorithms expert Donald Knuth, "Who are you? How did you get in my house?" < 1307252930 369036 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1307253186 745123 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm actually not sure why most languages index arrays starting at zero. It makes sense, but I have no way of explaining why.. < 1307253238 301964 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It makes some array arithmetic easier... < 1307253250 508428 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also makes a fuckton of sense with C's semantics. < 1307253258 382690 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remember, a[b] == *(a+b) < 1307253262 454626 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1307253749 264557 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be interesting if computation power had increased faster (relative to need) than memory size. So essentially we were more concerned with optimizing memory over computation time. < 1307253775 989060 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh, it has. < 1307253795 683655 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, actually, it's memory bandwidth that's stifling. < 1307253839 936077 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :relative to need though? it seems that optimizing speed over memory use has been preferred in most cases. < 1307253869 431198 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best way to optimise for speed these days *is* to optimise for memory use. < 1307253878 645309 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like index arrays starting at zero it makes sense not only for pointer arithmetic but in a few others ways, sometimes even mathematical sensibility. < 1307253951 539655 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com QUIT :Quit: Let's put all of your money in the toilet. Whoever wins will be their job to take *all* the money from the toilet and to flush *all* the suits down the toilet. < 1307254041 161672 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :L1 cache is a few kilobytes. An L1 cache miss costs about a dozen clock cycles. L2 cache is *maybe* a few megs. An L2 cache miss will cost you a few hundred clock cycles. < 1307254133 812432 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah, and it costs a couple of clock cycles to fetch *from* L1. < 1307254196 987611 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :*A nL1 < 1307254222 627680 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it makes perfect sense) < 1307254275 256275 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah, and a single fetch from disk could well cost you thousands of clock cycles. < 1307254287 762113 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Space optimisation *is* speed optimisation these days. < 1307254314 982585 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :more than that < 1307254325 197740 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In case you can't tell, most people haven't caught on yet. < 1307254330 930475 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :optimizing memory location is important < 1307254341 44278 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :small is useless if it's scattered < 1307254344 820810 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yes, absolutely. < 1307254352 615275 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :also disks may have caches < 1307254363 682869 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Locality lets your reads actually come from cache most of the time. < 1307254380 810775 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, so my prototype linked list filesystem is a no-go? < 1307254383 817897 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which can save your ass if you're dealing with an inherently large working set. < 1307254391 648879 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: not necessarily < 1307254402 73209 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: oh, well it doesn't exist anyways. :P < 1307254408 972510 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: So... FAT? < 1307254449 383157 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, I guess. Is it linked by chunk? < 1307254462 199628 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes... < 1307254470 335356 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking more along the lines of individual bytes. you know, to simplify everything. :D < 1307254493 599441 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh, that wouldn't work well on any storage device. < 1307254498 60708 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: It depends on the nature of the disk < 1307254506 370298 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except maybe a large, large array of magnetic core. < 1307254513 491383 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :SSDs are pretty much random access < 1307254558 426196 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Not *quite*. A large request is more efficient than a small one, because of DMA. < 1307254567 947698 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, more efficient than many small ones. < 1307254592 585746 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :My persistent storage is an abacus. What do you recommend? < 1307254605 447913 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: not familiar with it, but if it's just a size thing, then the effects it has on locality are incidental < 1307254675 482127 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Basically, the CPU sends a request to the device and then gets told when the request is done... < 1307254690 582092 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1307254715 673829 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Combined with the limited number of requests that can be in flight and once, it's much more efficient to simply tell the SSD to do a handful of giant requests and wait around, do something else, then to keep feeding it a giant list of small requests. < 1307254722 840470 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/then/than/ < 1307254725 138892 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense < 1307254747 582132 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/and/at/ < 1307254768 436212 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The maximum queue depth on a SATA drive is, uh, 31, I think. < 1307254783 617546 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know the mechanics of hard drives well enough to be sure, but I imagine seeks on those are quite inexpensive too, although you are still far better off reading linearly < 1307254797 569836 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seeks on SSDs are effectively instantaneous. < 1307254842 714578 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just the pesky bit about copying from SSD to RAM that makes linear reads better. < 1307254854 835202 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1307254891 976865 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I imagine you could design a magnetic disk where the maximum cost of a seek is one rotation < 1307254899 502993 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :no clue if that's how modern drives work < 1307254917 786902 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :... goddamn it why do we stlil program in assembly < 1307254920 916322 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :*still < 1307254923 808830 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :abacii are very durable, and can hold persistent data for centuries with minimal effort if kept in a dry environment! < 1307254943 912211 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: also one free of earthquakes < 1307254953 184349 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Pretty sure it's pretty close to that even now. < 1307254984 641356 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :evening ppl < 1307254987 399224 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, so would an EMP wipe a hard drive? < 1307254988 999200 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I'd expect so < 1307254992 195777 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: oh yes < 1307254999 442056 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it might but I wasn't sure. < 1307255000 926806 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :think about that for a second < 1307255001 270393 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION opens a beer after a long day at work
< 1307255006 644538 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elector-/magnetic/ pulse < 1307255018 164245 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :y'know, with the how do they work and stuff < 1307255029 253334 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The issue is that 10 millisecond seeks are ungodly slow when a millisecond is a thousand clock cycles. < 1307255049 416711 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hard drives are actually harder to wipe with magnetism than you'd think. < 1307255067 39350 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :modern hard drives don't take 10 milliseconds for a rotation < 1307255076 357495 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1307255081 126653 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvm, me dumb < 1307255085 493738 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- order of magnitude issues < 1307255136 161807 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :also my psychic told me i'll soon get out of the jobless situation i'm in at the moment, and that i will soon finish a project i've been working on for a long time < 1307255151 678495 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :your psychic < 1307255152 751737 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose research isn't work :\ < 1307255184 691768 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have neodymium magnets *in them*, usually... < 1307255194 414403 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Decent sized ones, too. < 1307255227 584033 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, they're often also shielded < 1307255236 901941 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I've played around with those. They're ridiculously strong. < 1307255255 851651 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if the shield is intact, doing any magnetic damage is difficult < 1307255263 475621 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a pulse will just be summarily ignored < 1307255270 611409 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring < 1307255283 962892 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably do a number on the drive controller, making it effectively unreadable, though. < 1307255289 371777 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1307255307 788334 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: ... Srsly? < 1307255308 597669 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :also if it was running at the time you might end up with the write head getting charged and causing some write-age < 1307255315 448906 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: srsly in what sense? < 1307255321 821860 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote add < oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring < 1307255323 478761 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307255325 224860 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: Do you seriously use the services of a psychic? < 1307255336 677044 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well define seriously :P < 1307255349 181467 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I don't know which is worse. The possibility of him using a psychic or the fact that he thought it a good idea to tell us < 1307255349 526815 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is a fact that i "use the services" of a psychic < 1307255350 184356 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :like serious business, duh. < 1307255359 360943 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Do you *actually* use one?" < 1307255392 602676 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you use your psychic for psychic services exclusively, and not any other services that may be incidental to the psychich-ness? < 1307255401 179637 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well define "use", it is a fact that i receive a monthly cold reading < 1307255409 679985 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that i read it carefully < 1307255419 115036 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, my question is answered. < 1307255423 650635 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1307255425 604191 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, for more questions. < 1307255428 80905 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Why*? < 1307255439 597951 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I /am/ psychic, so I don't even bother getting someone else to do it. < 1307255487 837362 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :how should i know, curious i guess? < 1307255550 535148 :wareya!~wareya@cpe-74-70-142-220.nycap.res.rr.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1307255564 533700 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have any concern for their predictions being any more than a parlor trick? < 1307255592 133517 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1307255592 476311 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that is, do you care whether or not it's actually even slightly legit?) < 1307255601 383372 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, then you're just kinda weird. :P < 1307255601 781628 :wareya!~wareya@cpe-74-70-142-220.nycap.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307255618 33559 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i'm sure it's not even slightly legit < 1307255627 401 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you're just kinda weird. < 1307255629 218603 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm interested in whether this is obvious to me from actually reading them < 1307255660 132490 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it is so dead obvious that i'm wondering if this is a particularly crappy psychic < 1307255667 356623 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But thank goodness you're not also exhibiting an entirely irrational belief. < 1307255706 362466 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :irrational beliefs? I never have those. < 1307255718 75495 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: How irrational of you. :P < 1307255725 851678 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :as i said, the only concrete facts in the last prediction were that i'd get out of my current jobless situation < 1307255729 129670 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and umm < 1307255730 718190 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other thing < 1307255736 498098 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i've been employed for what a year < 1307255798 924216 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :the others i cannot really verify yet but apparently i'm going to meet some 40yo guy through common friends, and who will change my life in some way, there are so many ways why i don't see this happening < 1307255850 423699 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :although, if a 40yo friend of a friend asks me to marry them anytime soon i'll probably have to say yes, and start believing. < 1307255856 626381 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and turn gay. < 1307255873 176411 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Oerjan's ~40, you met him through #esoteric, and he has probably changed your life in *some* way. < 1307255878 670289 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly, this person is reading your past. < 1307255880 76490 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1307255894 6089 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm, actually with great luck, i'll be meeting oerjan soon < 1307255899 904042 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :prolly not < 1307255908 13844 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if he'll ask me to marry him < 1307255956 865005 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: it's more likely that this 40 year old will slip you a psychedelic drug without your knowledge, I'd say. < 1307255965 677604 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm yes, and give me aids < 1307255972 706192 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would certainly change things < 1307255992 46228 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then you'll find out you're one of the 1% of Europeans immune to AIDS. < 1307256030 432530 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm pretty sure i am, at least i have some evidence that i'm immune to chlamydia < 1307256039 269473 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i don't even know if that's possible. < 1307256211 201135 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :come on... they're not even trying, "I should thank you for the initiative you took just 917 days ago that when you asked me to determine what was going to happen in your astral configuration ..." < 1307256232 772468 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... What the *hell*, chlamydia... < 1307256262 7683 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I, uh, think it might count as a eukaryote. < 1307256284 66513 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :so does it even make sense to be immune to it < 1307256298 328786 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :or would that be like being immune to dogs < 1307256311 83942 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm pretty sure i'm immune to dogs btw. < 1307256347 621191 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a fucking bizarre "bacterium". < 1307256359 463158 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: it's very possible to have chlamydia with no symptoms. < 1307256394 484333 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: i'm aware of this < 1307256458 666434 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At varying points, it looks vaguely like a virus/eukaryote and vaguely like a bacterium. < 1307256483 266365 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, sorry, misread. < 1307256497 632144 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s_/eukaryote__ < 1307256511 787824 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still motherfucking weird. < 1307256600 185262 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, apparently the gods of nature refuse to tell jenna my credit card number < 1307256674 10255 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh, i'm sleepy as hell and still like 8 hours of being awake to go < 1307256684 326778 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mm pizza < 1307257105 907911 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp dechatspeak perl while(<>){lc;s/\by\b/why/g;s/\bu\b/you/g;s/\br\b/are/g;s/\bb4\b/before/g;s/\bty\b/thank you/g;s/\bsry\b/sorry/g;s/\bur\b/your/g;s/\bb\b/be/g;s/\bbc\b/because/g;s/\blol\b/haha/g;s/\blmao\b/hahaha/g;s/\brofl\b/hahahaha/g;s/\bbrb\b/be right back/g;s/\bafk\b/away from keyboard/g;s/\b4\b/for/g;s/\b1\b/one/g;s/\bne1\b/anyone/g;s/\bno1\b/no-one/g;s/\b(some|sum)1\b/someone/g;s/\bttyl\b/talk to you lat < 1307257106 644983 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter dechatspeak installed. < 1307257137 621958 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually "ur" could be either "your" or "you're" < 1307257399 803058 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :so could ur mom < 1307257413 163867 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp dechatspeak perl while(<>){lc;s/\by\b/why/g;s/\bu\b/you/g;s/\br\b/are/g;s/\bb4\b/before/g;s/\bty\b/thank you/g;s/\bsry\b/sorry/g;s/\bur\b/your/g;s/\bb\b/be/g;s/\bbc\b/because/g;s/\blol\b/haha/g;s/\blmao\b/hahaha/g;s/\brofl\b/hahahaha/g;s/\bbrb\b/be right back/g;s/\bafk\b/away from keyboard/g;s/\b4\b/for/g;s/\b1\b/one/g;s/\bne1\b/anyone/g;s/\bno1\b/no-one/g;s/\b(some|sum)1\b/someone/g;s/\bttyl\b/talk to you lat < 1307257413 658943 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​There is already an interpreter for dechatspeak! < 1307257420 167461 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp chatspeak < 1307257420 387382 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​That interpreter doesn't exist! < 1307257424 778314 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp dechatspeak < 1307257425 11394 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter dechatspeak deleted. < 1307257428 14823 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp dechatspeak perl while(<>){lc;s/\by\b/why/g;s/\bu\b/you/g;s/\br\b/are/g;s/\bb4\b/before/g;s/\bty\b/thank you/g;s/\bsry\b/sorry/g;s/\bur\b/your/g;s/\bb\b/be/g;s/\bbc\b/because/g;s/\blol\b/haha/g;s/\blmao\b/hahaha/g;s/\brofl\b/hahahaha/g;s/\bbrb\b/be right back/g;s/\bafk\b/away from keyboard/g;s/\b4\b/for/g;s/\b1\b/one/g;s/\bne1\b/anyone/g;s/\bno1\b/no-one/g;s/\b(some|sum)1\b/someone/g;s/\bttyl\b/talk to you lat < 1307257428 372515 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter dechatspeak installed. < 1307257469 665939 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!dechatspeak l8er m8 < 1307257470 938353 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Substitution replacement not terminated at /tmp/input.29075 line 1. < 1307257483 588087 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol,good. < 1307257963 103501 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp dechatspeak < 1307257963 322112 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter dechatspeak deleted. < 1307257968 651769 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :while(<>){lc;s/\by\b/why/g;s/\bu\b/you/g;s/\br\b/are/g;s/\bb4\b/before/g;s/\bty\b/thank you/g;s/\bsry\b/sorry/g;s/\bur\b/your/g;s/\bb\b/be/g;s/\bbc\b/because/g;s/\blol\b/haha/g;s/\blmao\b/hahaha/g;s/\brofl\b/hahahaha/g;s/\bbrb\b/be right back/g;s/\bafk\b/away from keyboard/g;s/\b4\b/for/g;s/\b1\b/one/g;s/\bne1\b/anyone/g;s/\bno1\b/no-one/g;s/\b(some|sum)1\b/someone/g;s/\bttyl\b/talk to you later/g;s{\bw/e\b}{whatever}g;s < 1307257977 643930 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :... -_- < 1307257991 82220 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp dechatspeak perl while(<>){lc;s/\by\b/why/g;s/\bu\b/you/g;s/\br\b/are/g;s/\bb4\b/before/g;s/\bty\b/thank you/g;s/\bsry\b/sorry/g;s/\bur\b/your/g;s/\bb\b/be/g;s/\bbc\b/because/g;s/\blol\b/haha/g;s/\blmao\b/hahaha/g;s/\brofl\b/hahahaha/g;s/\bbrb\b/be right back/g;s/\bafk\b/away from keyboard/g;s/\b4\b/for/g;s/\b1\b/one/g;s/\bne1\b/anyone/g;s/\bno1\b/no-one/g;s/\b(some|sum)1\b/someone/g;s/\bttyl\b/talk to you lat < 1307257991 325092 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter dechatspeak installed. < 1307257998 83789 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :DONE. < 1307258035 195028 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!dechatspeak l8er, though for some reason people actually spell it l8ter < 1307258035 639632 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Substitution replacement not terminated at /tmp/input.29791 line 1. < 1307258062 658370 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :leightter < 1307258196 507767 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I'm stumped now. I moved it over to emacs and it highlight correctly. < 1307258198 887653 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :*s < 1307258381 81534 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like we have no defense against all of those chatspeaking heathens that frequent our beloved channel. < 1307258855 602140 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1307260216 81328 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1307260367 639329 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1307261787 346540 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-146-193.tc.ph.cox.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1307263749 697349 :Kustas!~xix@gprs-inet-65-57.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1307264341 254268 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl's flip-flop operator is pretty cool, but I haven't seen a use for it yet. < 1307264486 260368 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1307264487 814899 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a flip flop < 1307264492 397687 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf is up with that < 1307264529 576222 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://perl-tricks.blogspot.com/2007/01/flip-flop-operator.html hahahaha it's literally like a circuitry SR flipflop < 1307264970 360777 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1307265022 115884 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :that actually does look somewhat useful for parsing large sections of something. < 1307265043 145000 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :not necessarily large, but something that can be broken up into sub-parses < 1307265153 70943 :myndzi!myndzi@c-98-247-234-176.hsd1.wa.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1307265158 19108 :myndzi!myndzi@c-98-247-234-176.hsd1.wa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307265785 564677 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's even another variation of what .. does. < 1307265790 697937 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu: If either operand of scalar ".." is a constant expression, that operand is considered true if it is equal (== ) to the current input line number (the $. variable). < 1307265870 966162 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :next if (1 .. /^$/); # skip header lines < 1307266802 504937 :Lymia!~moe@123.120.136.9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307266802 667921 :Lymia!~moe@123.120.136.9 QUIT :Changing host < 1307266802 668084 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan JOIN :#esoteric < 1307266860 107974 :FireFly!~firefly@unaffiliated/firefly JOIN :#esoteric < 1307267090 335820 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of my favorite operators so far has been //. a // b is equivalent to defined(a) ? a : b < 1307267704 202006 :Kustas!~xix@gprs-inet-65-57.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: Weinberg's First Law: Progress Is Made On Alternate Fridays < 1307268134 385988 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's make an esolang where the most useful operator is a:b::c:d < 1307268137 160614 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Question is what it would do. < 1307268317 250309 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-89-219.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307268317 450709 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-89-219.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1307268317 450841 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1307268343 915253 :cheater_!~ubuntu@ip-80-226-194-194.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :try/catch/except/finally < 1307268393 417635 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like the is to as is to operator (i.e. "a is to b as c is to d") < 1307268399 519185 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1307268410 874780 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now what kind of a programming language could you build around it? < 1307268427 959481 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :an IQ test? :) < 1307268432 141113 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would still be Turing complete that is. < 1307268494 610506 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1307268495 233775 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1307269191 864274 :Kustas!~xix@59-149-131-46.internet.emt.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1307269600 483656 :Kustas!~xix@59-149-131-46.internet.emt.ee QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.0.17/2009122204] < 1307270228 628615 :Kustas!~xix@59-149-131-46.internet.emt.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1307271162 279608 :Kustas!~xix@59-149-131-46.internet.emt.ee QUIT :Quit: over and out < 1307271923 118314 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307272254 984423 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307272795 954775 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1307273888 151518 :BeholdMyGlory!~behold@unaffiliated/beholdmyglory JOIN :#esoteric < 1307273948 1261 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster JOIN :#esoteric < 1307274462 966672 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : yeah I'm stumped now. I moved it over to emacs and it highlight correctly. < 1307274469 354035 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it got cut off < 1307274898 803125 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why am I reading Problem Sleuth while eating? < 1307274923 199680 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can sleuth and slobber < 1307275162 195564 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's any better way to read PS? < 1307275162 636374 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You have 4 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. < 1307275175 187154 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, of course: eating either candy or pumpkins. < 1307275417 191144 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternately: drinking. < 1307275491 603594 :MigoMipo!~John@84-217-14-167.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307276282 544853 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.scribd.com/doc/24048466/Converting-of-Matter-to-Energy-by-AB-Generator < 1307276286 435679 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bloody physicists. < 1307276303 701890 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stealing my ideas from the future and passing them of as their own before I even have them. < 1307276388 770405 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :would this work? < 1307276394 571312 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should. < 1307276450 259937 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It essentially works by balancing the energy/mass loss from Hawking radiation by pumping in more mass, which effectively performs perfect matter-to-energy conversion. < 1307276504 53934 :TOGoS!~Stevens@h69-128-42-2.mdsnwi.dedicated.static.tds.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307276519 711671 :TOGoS!~Stevens@h69-128-42-2.mdsnwi.dedicated.static.tds.net PART :#esoteric < 1307276724 347504 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It could power a Kardashev-1 civilisation with a man shovelling coal. < 1307276759 664667 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh ?_? < 1307276768 53445 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's surprins < 1307276771 317018 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Err, surprising < 1307276773 927058 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's really that easy? < 1307276778 311618 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where's my infinite power < 1307276796 542903 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, FSVO 'shovelling coal' equal to 'firing it into the hole against the maelstrom of gamma rays coming out of it'. < 1307276851 353996 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :every piece of coal would get turned into energy equivalent to a nuclear bomb... < 1307276852 413806 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you still need either 10^8 or 10^16 (stupid ambiguous past me) of mass, and you need to make it into a black hole, which is the really hard part. < 1307276873 725627 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd not want to stand close to that < 1307276942 75849 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if your feeding apparatus failed, you'd have an even greater explosion on your hands... < 1307276965 436132 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307276968 972622 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it'd decay relatively slowly. < 1307276975 316106 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-249-21.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1307276977 963497 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1307277105 651235 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I Mathematicad all the calculations a while ago; I'll see if I can find them. < 1307277442 122854 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So yeah, the world's power output can be met with a 10^11 kg black hole with 1.8*10^-7 kg/s of matter. < 1307277545 536654 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :O.o the power output of a GRB is only a 20,000th of that of every star in the observable universe. < 1307277880 583214 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the chance of a GRB directly hitting Earth? < 1307277953 636687 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :They hit us all the time, that's why they're so amazing. < 1307277965 890433 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're literally from the other side of the universe. < 1307277983 257508 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? < 1307278014 688118 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :GRB? < 1307278056 286555 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamma Ray Burst < 1307278062 355272 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1307278075 271311 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. < 1307278237 97085 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-89-219.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307278237 484377 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-89-219.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1307278237 646415 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1307278424 450870 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1307278440 991373 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(There's a very cool book about various spacey things that can kill you called "Death from the Skies" by Phil Plait; you should read it.) < 1307278472 873278 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blah paying money < 1307278477 456046 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :OGL-accelrointu kahvinkeitin < 1307278487 999748 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'd rather read a math book or a quantum physics book < 1307278518 736051 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric : OGL-accelrointu kahvinkeitin <-- Finnish? < 1307278527 284223 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: looks like it! < 1307278628 427928 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, but is it? < 1307278653 732105 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, and where is it from? < 1307278667 218081 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. < 1307278667 668331 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :"open gl acceleration " I guess < 1307278667 830833 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: from warpdrive < 1307278670 529735 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​436) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. < 1307278674 698314 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, not familiar with that < 1307278684 251861 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, unless you mean the star trek thingy < 1307278729 944056 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://arxiv.org/pdf/astro-ph/0002442v1 < 1307278730 938704 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh. < 1307278733 546984 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, oh is it like bash.org= < 1307278736 610576 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/=/?/ < 1307278759 917949 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: yes, quite similar < 1307278763 142172 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :but swedish < 1307278768 725621 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal, looks like kahvinkeitin is a coffee machine. < 1307279217 124333 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :using the grinding and processing unit < 1307279258 801424 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric ::> < 1307279314 628978 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's clearly the successor to the teapot. < 1307279448 854580 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :teapots are space age technology, so 60s... < 1307279499 305333 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1307279513 117748 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric : http://arxiv.org/pdf/astro-ph/0002442v1 <-- very interesting < 1307280490 313048 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooo GBracha post < 1307280562 340 :cheater_!~ubuntu@ip-80-226-194-194.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :figure BELOW footnote? wtf? < 1307280591 648755 :cheater_!~ubuntu@ip-80-226-194-194.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, figures 3 and 4 look amazingly much like His Noodliness < 1307280683 229616 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1307280798 664510 :martian67!~martian67@about/linux/regular/martian67 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307280814 646237 :martian67!~martian67@about/linux/regular/martian67 PART #esoteric :"Leaving" < 1307281040 270986 :foocraft!~ewanas@86.36.49.200 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307281630 907224 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1307282072 107964 :foocraft!~ewanas@86.36.49.200 QUIT :Quit: if you're going....to san. fran. cisco!!! < 1307282466 57916 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_magnitude < 1307282484 806213 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK the list at the bottom of that page is both silly and very interesting. < 1307282648 558264 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(numbers) < 1307282652 629896 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This can only be stupid. < 1307282715 56774 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :graph theory is weird < 1307282944 830445 :ralc!~ralc@dhcp164.akk.k-net.dk JOIN :#esoteric < 1307282961 697967 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suggest you consult oklopol on matters of graph theory. < 1307283108 752812 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll be good < 1307283479 193567 :TOGoS!~Stevens@h69-128-42-2.mdsnwi.dedicated.static.tds.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307283502 631246 :TOGoS!~Stevens@h69-128-42-2.mdsnwi.dedicated.static.tds.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1307284147 256831 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@user-12hcrs5.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307284147 575002 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@user-12hcrs5.cable.mindspring.com QUIT :Changing host < 1307284147 737626 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1307284531 889206 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1307284841 431678 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1307284864 877856 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1307285157 855546 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1307287993 35615 :cheater_!~ubuntu@ip-80-226-194-194.vodafone-net.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1307288132 940985 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307288222 860465 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I broke my brain < 1307288239 390586 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Regular functions get an argument representing the continuation, but continuations don't? < 1307289252 226897 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure that's how it works. By which I mean very sure. < 1307289389 383641 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :" figure BELOW footnote? wtf?" <<< this is the standard in lecture notes in computer science < 1307289390 547141 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1307289392 798071 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :footnote < 1307289410 145125 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1307289466 375485 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :does languages designed to compose audio&music count into esoteric? < 1307289535 571601 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends on whether they're esoteric. < 1307289554 103848 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it's just Python with music-manipulation primitives, then no. < 1307289582 17897 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :are difference equations esoteric? I've seen couple of those in digital audio stuff < 1307289607 523951 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_biquad_filter < 1307289638 520914 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cheery, do you mean differential equations? < 1307289642 255542 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :if everyone was like me, channels specializing in X would be the last place you'd wanna ask about X because once i've heard the question more than 50 times it doesn't even occur to me to answer it seriously < 1307289653 558375 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: do not confuse. < 1307289674 199805 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right, it's another name for a recurrence relation. < 1307289702 324168 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever-ihope's-current-name-is once talked about an idea of his for a DE based lang < 1307289737 576612 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i guess it was just "hey what about a lang based on DE" and an example < 1307289747 296693 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh difference < 1307289779 87207 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't confuse, i just only read Phantom_Hoover's comment and worked based on that < 1307289788 911998 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the fuck are difference equations < 1307289847 86731 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wasn't there Safalra's gravity-based language. < 1307289858 853323 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yessss < 1307289859 168957 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which may, on further reflection, have been called Gravity. < 1307289864 272915 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes! < 1307289884 842836 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god oko don't start turning into Gollum. < 1307289923 999725 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't know about the three-body problem when i read about gravity but umm so i guess gravity doesn't have an interp then < 1307289935 416200 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1307289945 595116 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I get those direct form equation sort of things. < 1307289957 754452 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's uncomputable and TC. < 1307290047 390339 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :" Oh, right, it's another name for a recurrence relation." <<< why do i not read what other people say :D < 1307290065 553595 :cheater_!~ubuntu@ip-80-226-194-194.vodafone-net.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1307290088 297737 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cheery, erm, anyway. < 1307290248 102776 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://paste.pocoo.org/show/401151 <- biquad filter in python < 1307290266 515619 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't look very esoteric. < 1307290270 86195 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I'll get whatever highpass/midpass whateverpass stuff from the cookbook for that :) < 1307290276 312863 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. it isn't sorry. < 1307290293 949521 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :that program SHOULD be sorry. < 1307290311 923141 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, incidentally: to mix two sine waves, do you just add them or are you meant to maths them together? < 1307290319 909981 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :add < 1307290326 631499 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :this filter is one major useful thing for subtractive synthetis. < 1307290371 858743 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is subtractive synthesis? < 1307290377 795464 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a biquad filter? < 1307290416 661627 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :does highpass do a FT, remove some low stuff and unFT? < 1307290418 412742 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's creation of timbre by taking something complex and remove harmonics from it. < 1307290432 731799 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or whichever way is a reverse transform and which non-reverse) < 1307290452 528329 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :biquad filter is one of generic filters that lets you do resontant high-pass/low-pass/band-pass filters. < 1307290466 536233 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :*resonant < 1307290508 895111 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :timbre is obtained by *removing* harmonics? i thought timbre was the harmonics :\ < 1307290534 609700 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does "resonant" mean? < 1307290552 405928 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is "one"? < 1307290557 223876 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :scratch that tho < 1307290571 381014 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :human mouth behaves like an adjustable filter according to the wikipedia article. < 1307290600 486115 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well of course it does but does it work as a high-pass/low-pass/band-pass filter? < 1307290608 672329 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shape it takes affects cutoff frequencies of the air passing through. < 1307290609 423780 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe that's what you meant < 1307290638 789930 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i think fizzie has mentioned some of this stuff some time < 1307290937 74718 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :now it's one of the few things I know how to create. :) < 1307290994 16467 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :my synth tools: multi-pass filtering, bunch of primitive waveform samples, controlling the parameters of these things with slower samples. < 1307292347 293707 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@user-12hcrs5.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307292347 830412 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@user-12hcrs5.cable.mindspring.com QUIT :Changing host < 1307292347 993498 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1307292451 523220 :pumpkin!~pumpkin@user-12hcrs5.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307292451 733398 :pumpkin!~pumpkin@user-12hcrs5.cable.mindspring.com QUIT :Changing host < 1307292451 895991 :pumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1307292477 226529 :Kustas!~xix@62.65.217.204.cable.starman.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1307292615 353467 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1307293429 673200 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307294214 911928 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK I think I'm immune to Reddit's comment-sorting algorithm or something. < 1307294504 543222 :Kustas!~xix@62.65.217.204.cable.starman.ee PART :#esoteric < 1307294613 203776 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmkay, so the 2 largest problems with building anything on musl: People suck and rely on overincludes, and gnulib is the most unportable piece of shit known to man. < 1307294628 908893 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Overincludes? < 1307294698 468080 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some headers in common libcs include more headers than is strictly necessary. < 1307294709 175301 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some programs rely on this. < 1307294737 459414 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe if the include process wasn't so idiotic... < 1307294741 765675 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yuh. < 1307294762 894153 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, it's an issue for building with musl, as musl has fairly minimal includes. < 1307295619 503030 :augur!~augur@208.58.6.161 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1307296211 175976 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307296957 862060 :augur!~augur@129.2.129.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307298042 419650 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1307298937 467877 :cheater_!~ubuntu@ip-80-226-194-194.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :first lol-powered amp: http://techcrunch.com/2011/06/04/first-solar-powered-laptop/ < 1307298983 968864 :Kustas!~xix@62.65.217.204.cable.starman.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1307298987 462789 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1307299077 200110 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1307299094 651892 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307299527 912573 :foocraft!~ewanas@78.101.153.142 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307299752 278959 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1307301094 969217 :ralc!~ralc@dhcp164.akk.k-net.dk QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1307301099 169153 :atrapado!~rod@46.6.219.199 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307301618 486737 :Kustas!~xix@62.65.217.204.cable.starman.ee QUIT :Quit: it's gonna get interesting < 1307301700 753711 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1307301760 416737 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1307301828 540172 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Regular functions get an argument representing the continuation, but continuations don't? < 1307301831 979930 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :correct. < 1307301872 131812 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...why the heck are people gone when i get to logread them < 1307301885 335656 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :They don't like you. < 1307301993 118834 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although unless the continuation is "exit program" it will necessarily contain another continuation inside it to transfer control to. um, i guess it could also loop. < 1307302043 348452 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(btw i realized in unlambda that it is possible to use the e exit-program function to construct a function equivalent to any other continuation) < 1307302047 203665 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_inheritance_jurisprudence#The_role_of_Islamic_inheritance_in_the_development_of_Islamic_Mathematics < 1307302070 792320 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Algebra: the result of stupidly-written Qur'an verses. < 1307302097 907433 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(e is essentially the top continuation reified) < 1307302196 881780 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems i mentioned it in http://esolangs.org/wiki/Unlambda#Meta-notation < 1307302201 876217 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reified is possibly my favourite word./ < 1307302267 324228 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307302363 503275 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello Demetrius unless you are a neopagan in which case please stay so we can laugh at you otherwise welcome. < 1307302411 183436 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, hello :P But I’m just a passer-by, I don't really program in esoteric languages and I am an atheist :P < 1307302436 310586 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many of us don't really program in esolangs. < 1307302449 75044 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :atheists do seem to be in majority among those professing their beliefs here < 1307302454 48726 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I, personally, don't really program at all. < 1307302585 33789 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i program in java and python a bit, but never did anything esoteric < 1307302596 519954 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :though I do find Piet very interesting < 1307302629 607634 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Java and Python: not the most popular choice. < 1307302684 612703 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, I took on java because I wanted to write a game for my mobile phone... In fact, I am still working on it, but very slowly : < 1307302684 847581 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1307302698 469589 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well I can get behind that. < 1307302731 243939 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can program in most imperative languages if I have a manual at hand :D but I don't have much practice < 1307302761 885367 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> cycle "imperative languages suck! " < 1307302762 932385 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "imperative languages suck! imperative languages suck! imperative languag... < 1307302797 838580 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(don't mind me, i'm just being stereotypically #esoteric) < 1307302819 139162 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, maybe they do, but I'm too lazy to learn functional ones < 1307302830 176128 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :not as lazy as haskell! < 1307302848 453291 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, you're... not going to be the most popular person. < 1307302866 617247 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DDD < 1307302870 127732 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PART #esoteric :"Zmicier" < 1307302873 49159 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i, on the other hand, am certainly lazier than haskell < 1307302883 276641 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307302884 906740 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1307302886 855720 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :whew < 1307302893 301843 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I closed the channel by mistake xD < 1307302894 310757 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Demetrius: i was afraid you were serious < 1307302918 33015 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and we cannot have serious people here on this channel < 1307302929 423701 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok except Vorpal and zzo38 < 1307302941 32755 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I guess serious people won't talk about esoteric languages < 1307302941 751969 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and maybe ais523 < 1307302960 981161 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, and how do you know they are serious? < 1307302972 144455 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor _should_ be serious but isn't < 1307302984 114619 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> help < 1307302984 781294 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well Vorpal is stereotypically serious < 1307302985 185264 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `help' < 1307303000 40010 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38 is stereotypically incapable of not being serious < 1307303005 103883 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1307303015 965710 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and ais253? < 1307303018 92027 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you'll understand when you meet him) < 1307303028 172809 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well ais523 has this serious air about him < 1307303037 817526 :Cheery!~cheery@a88-113-50-171.elisa-laajakaista.fi QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1307303074 703510 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact I came here because sebbu typed a message to a wrong channel and had to explain where it belonged :D < 1307303076 795781 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean he even managed to earn money on something esoteric once. if _that_ isn't missing the point... < 1307303092 436032 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :money on an esoteric language?! < 1307303098 295190 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool :D < 1307303151 795351 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did not say language < 1307303185 385106 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what it was then < 1307303188 553964 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a brainfuck program? < 1307303191 593585 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :a turing machine < 1307303200 130320 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, I see :D < 1307303208 934887 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, that doesn't sound very esoteric < 1307303232 959584 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ? < 1307303234 141651 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : : parse error on input `?' < 1307303240 610267 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@help < 1307303241 173773 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :help . Ask for help for . Try 'list' for all commands < 1307303246 798207 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@list < 1307303246 982878 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://code.haskell.org/lambdabot/COMMANDS < 1307303260 57594 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thx :D < 1307303262 894729 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@http://code.haskell.org/lambdabot/COMMANDS < 1307303263 57789 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1307303272 415315 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU LIED TO ME LAMBDABOT < 1307303273 958676 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we also have other bots that are more esoteric < 1307303275 828606 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1307303276 129663 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. See also !help languages, !help userinterps. You can get help on some commands by typing !help . < 1307303279 482594 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`help < 1307303281 223103 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1307303299 960381 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadly fungot is still not with us < 1307303316 138181 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Y U NO FIX FUNGOT < 1307303317 818883 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm -rf < 1307303319 503358 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303322 242513 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice try < 1307303324 261295 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1307303330 737642 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm -rf / < 1307303332 550119 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303335 143053 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1307303336 931599 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 \ babies \ bin \ bluhbluh \ env \ foo \ paste \ ps \ quine.pl \ quine2.pl \ quine3.pl \ quotes \ quotese \ test.c \ tmpdir.14145 < 1307303343 977717 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :not immensely successful < 1307303344 976863 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1307303359 553929 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm test.c < 1307303361 342758 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303366 91883 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1307303367 817045 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 \ babies \ bin \ bluhbluh \ env \ foo \ paste \ ps \ quine.pl \ quine2.pl \ quine3.pl \ quotes \ quotese \ tmpdir.14262 < 1307303372 586744 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1307303377 58537 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope that wasn't something important < 1307303382 702776 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hope there was nothing important there... :o < 1307303389 2776 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1307303393 143382 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :since it was a test < 1307303396 645435 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^h... FUNGOT < 1307303402 180629 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION breaks down sobbing.
< 1307303456 940480 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pwd < 1307303458 620182 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/hackenv.14401 < 1307303503 888715 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : YOU LIED TO ME LAMBDABOT <-- i assume you are joking < 1307303504 345749 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat babies < 1307303505 915113 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303526 805956 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, yes. Yes I was. < 1307303529 683177 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls babies < 1307303531 201108 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​babies.db < 1307303539 651740 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat babies/babies.db < 1307303540 981693 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​SQLite format 3 < 1307303561 602787 :atrapado!~rod@46.6.219.199 QUIT :Quit: FIN < 1307303573 216647 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo "Ня ведаю, навошта, але няхай сабе будзе" >тэкст < 1307303575 113140 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​"Ня ведаю, навошта, але няхай сабе будзе" >тэкст < 1307303577 588899 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Demetrius: you may understand HackEgo, while you can change a lot in it, does have protection against real malice < 1307303577 788960 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1307303579 656759 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 \ babies \ bin \ bluhbluh \ env \ foo \ paste \ ps \ quine.pl \ quine2.pl \ quine3.pl \ quotes \ quotese \ tmpdir.14730 < 1307303584 953675 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*understand that < 1307303606 694725 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, well, I guess so :D < 1307303631 794041 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Demetrius: oh hm that `run thing it said above is important, without it your commands can have only one literal argument < 1307303636 128684 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "Ня ведаю, навошта, але няхай сабе будзе" >тэкст < 1307303637 648637 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303638 996558 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1307303640 479347 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 \ babies \ bin \ bluhbluh \ env \ foo \ paste \ ps \ quine.pl \ quine2.pl \ quine3.pl \ quotes \ quotese \ tmpdir.14880 < 1307303645 340224 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah :D < 1307303658 141730 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that that helped? < 1307303685 211333 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it doesn't like output redirection? or cyrillic? < 1307303705 877696 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it most certainly does output redirection < 1307303712 182581 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`touch тэкст < 1307303712 712401 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "Nia viedaju, navošta heta, ale niachaj sabie budzie" >tekst < 1307303714 207271 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303715 539477 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303716 867701 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1307303718 578224 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 \ babies \ bin \ bluhbluh \ env \ foo \ paste \ ps \ quine.pl \ quine2.pl \ quine3.pl \ quotes \ quotese \ tekst \ tmpdir.15087 \ тэкст < 1307303727 963400 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1307303730 998908 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, both cyrillic and latin :D < 1307303742 689555 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah my `touch worked < 1307303764 629328 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so perhaps it's the shell which has problems < 1307303767 196934 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat tekst < 1307303768 980429 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Nia viedaju, navošta heta, ale niachaj sabie budzie < 1307303782 233852 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that accent got through < 1307303807 14835 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat тэкст < 1307303809 8393 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ня ведаю, навошта, але няхай сабе будзе < 1307303860 246483 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1307303902 850700 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the text is not aligned though! < 1307303921 711594 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aligned? < 1307303923 423998 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the łacinka version has one word more than a cyrillic one < 1307303933 368786 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1307303943 789408 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heta < 1307303980 966526 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "Nia viedaju, navošta, ale niachaj sabie budzie" >tekst < 1307303982 975703 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307303995 253728 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat tekst < 1307303996 988483 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Nia viedaju, navošta, ale niachaj sabie budzie < 1307304171 120866 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo's hg repository use sometimes makes things happen strangely, that might be why тэкст didn't show up before my touch < 1307304191 164599 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, I see :o < 1307304257 776757 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if commands are simultaneous it runs both simultaneously and merges the resulting repositories < 1307304302 579885 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes the process even fails messily < 1307304379 793023 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact, I never really worked with mercurial < 1307304458 792346 :atrapado!~rod@109.227.152.154 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307304506 792187 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :me neither, HackEgo and EgoBot are Gregor's bots < 1307304645 743586 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help languages < 1307304646 861 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​languages: Esoteric: 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf8 bf16 bf32 boolfuck cintercal clcintercal dimensifuck glass glypho haskell kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl. Competitive: bfjoust fyb. Other: asm c cxx forth sh. < 1307304663 304581 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1307304663 574582 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 he hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python recursion recursion2 redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacr < 1307304681 290096 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the bot's esoteric parts < 1307304713 864413 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well + a lot of silly stuff < 1307304720 669947 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm < 1307304739 85991 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would appear there are no so many userinterps they don't all fit < 1307304748 911966 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*now < 1307304840 548609 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show recursion < 1307304840 901654 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​recursion2 < 1307304846 809271 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show recursion2 < 1307304847 110033 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​recursion < 1307304854 461532 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp recursion < 1307304854 766102 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter recursion deleted. < 1307304859 647629 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp recursion2 < 1307304859 874364 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter recursion2 deleted. < 1307304866 843221 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :they won't really work anyhow < 1307304886 471538 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show hello < 1307304886 795045 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​c char buf[1024]; int i; fgets(buf, 1024, stdin); for (i=0;buf[i];i++)buf[i]=(buf[i]=='\n')?'\0':buf[i]; if (!strcmp(buf, "h")) printf("Hello World\n"); else printf("Unknown command (%s) encountered\n", buf); < 1307304907 401796 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show id < 1307304907 661470 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh cat < 1307304921 595023 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show map < 1307304921 913563 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​perl for(<>){s/\b.+?\b/map/g;print} < 1307304934 202623 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1307304934 433553 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 he hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes < 1307304959 430608 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show decisionengine < 1307304959 706473 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​haskell import System.Random; main = (randomRIO (0,1) :: IO Int) >>= print < 1307304997 185948 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show he < 1307304997 453525 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh echo -n '`'; cat < 1307305014 704531 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp he < 1307305014 949737 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter he deleted. < 1307305019 23603 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show num < 1307305019 295975 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sadol !1 < 1307305029 362608 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!num < 1307305030 571 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 < 1307305033 132715 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!num 3 < 1307305033 514625 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1 < 1307305078 33375 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show drawl < 1307305078 367183 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh drawl < 1307305082 321739 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show dubya < 1307305082 623362 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh dubya < 1307305087 213355 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show drome < 1307305087 547881 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​haskell main = do a <- getLine ; putStrLn (a ++ reverse a) < 1307305118 406220 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show brit < 1307305118 679756 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh cockney < 1307305122 652599 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show cockney < 1307305122 942318 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh cockney < 1307305133 302845 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp cockney < 1307305133 558305 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter cockney deleted. < 1307305146 692002 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307305146 854787 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show sffffffffedeesh < 1307305147 17230 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh chef | fmt -w500 < 1307305159 913934 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp sffffffffedeesh < 1307305160 133446 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter sffffffffedeesh deleted. < 1307305164 37684 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1307305164 307013 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat valsp < 1307305181 11887 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show brooklyn < 1307305181 287376 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh brooklyn < 1307305189 154461 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show funetak < 1307305189 489057 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh funetak < 1307305192 998816 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show jethro < 1307305193 392697 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh jethro < 1307305197 679953 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show kraut < 1307305197 962042 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh kraut < 1307305233 19573 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show ucat < 1307305233 302250 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​unlambda ```s`d`@|i`ci < 1307305238 731357 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp ucat < 1307305239 23808 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter ucat deleted. < 1307305247 887551 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show valspeak < 1307305248 259364 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh valspeak < 1307305258 330931 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show eehird < 1307305258 634651 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) < 1307305269 293103 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird < 1307305272 703738 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird hello < 1307305273 150724 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​hello < 1307305273 684299 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show ehird < 1307305273 944742 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh funetak < 1307305284 609332 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp funetak < 1307305284 842119 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter funetak deleted. < 1307305297 577173 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eehird hello everyone < 1307305302 743762 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show prefixes < 1307305303 51264 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​underload (Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?)S < 1307305315 313993 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show redneck < 1307305315 638927 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh redneck < 1307305319 76133 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show rimshot < 1307305319 385730 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​bf ++++++++++++++[>+++++++>+++>+++++>++++++<<<<-]>.-.>+++.<+++.+++++++++++++++++.--------.>-.------------.>>.<+++.>-.<-.<+.-----------------------. < 1307305332 557528 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show sadbf < 1307305332 851872 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sadol :M$0 :d:i,45000@>i-01(2]M0:i-i1:S$0:C;3:l#C-01:p:m0@:m%+m1d?=#Cp"1<:m?<-m10-s1-m1?=#Cp"1.!'2#Mm?=#Cp"1,:#Mm'1;0?=#Cp"1[]S-p1?=#Cp"1]?=#Mm00:p[S0:p+p1 < 1307305348 907272 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show swedish < 1307305349 165503 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh chef | fmt -w500 < 1307305353 419918 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp chef < 1307305353 650200 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter chef deleted. < 1307305366 563987 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1307305366 791631 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg < 1307305397 942534 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i think they all fit now, unless someone added an interpreter in z... < 1307305413 338017 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show sffffedeesh < 1307305413 617006 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh chef | fmt -w500 < 1307305426 842550 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp sffffedeesh < 1307305427 98614 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter sffffedeesh deleted. < 1307305456 289152 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1307305458 65028 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which dubya < 1307305459 858150 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1307305470 815119 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1307305471 65367 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg < 1307305491 547386 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show pansy < 1307305491 833158 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh pansy < 1307305495 356994 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show pirate < 1307305495 655669 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh pirate < 1307305501 34003 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show plot < 1307305501 329822 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh echo ''; (echo -ne 'set terminal dumb\nplot '; cat) | gnuplot < 1307305515 196537 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...does that work < 1307305524 341581 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show postmodern < 1307305524 624826 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh postmodern < 1307305527 857376 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show postmodern_aoler < 1307305528 113989 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh postmodern | b1ff < 1307305540 550998 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show valspeak < 1307305540 823235 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh valspeak < 1307305545 215737 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show warez < 1307305545 542560 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​sh warez < 1307305936 760258 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1307306144 324309 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION finished Problem Sleuth.
< 1307306171 29615 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet, what is Problem Sleuth? < 1307306198 681735 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 JOIN :#esoteric < 1307306213 897588 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4 Warning: It will likely take more than a day to finish. < 1307306247 209781 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thx < 1307306253 803516 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: on to Homestuck yet? :-P < 1307306262 707320 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, I must rest... < 1307306275 523122 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Homestuck is, like, twice as long in terms of strips but takes about five times as long to read because of the pesterlogs and Flashes. < 1307306294 479949 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet, don't worry, it is impossible to finish Homestuck in a day unless you have the incredible blockheaded seriousness of Vorpal. < 1307306301 433000 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is the Planck seriousness. < 1307306301 967180 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1307306320 524761 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A week is a more reasonable estimate for Homestuck. Two weeks, if you have a life. < 1307306330 846960 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Four days if you have less than zero lifes. < 1307306347 419685 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also a holiday. < 1307306356 87862 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought Planck units were the smallest measurable quantity of some property < 1307306374 254117 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=032.jpg < 1307306376 694387 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god what does it mean. < 1307306385 956739 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH WAIT IT IS TWO PAGES LONG < 1307306390 597103 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet, it can also be the largest. < 1307306392 843357 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: how do you think you compare to other people in terms of general superiority? < 1307306413 125404 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: is this a serious question? < 1307306421 436445 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ell yes < 1307306422 557671 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__, it's not crappy any more :( < 1307306429 695728 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn tab-completion < 1307306432 216552 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: are you asking everyone this or just me? :D < 1307306438 592965 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i thought that was "hell yes" :D < 1307306462 8991 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: ah, so it depends on the measurement in question whether or not it is the largest or smallest? < 1307306479 382240 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: just you, obviously < 1307306487 148178 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :dfsd/win 2 < 1307306492 81762 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :n 2 < 1307306493 172178 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet, technically the Planck units are just the units you get from the fundamental physical constants. < 1307306495 226491 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :goddamit < 1307306501 494981 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop failing, irssi < 1307306510 167783 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Do I get to know why you're asking if I answer? :P < 1307306545 214966 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: alt+n should do the trick unless you have over 10 windows up. < 1307306549 81717 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: yes < 1307306552 237368 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: yes. yes I do < 1307306579 446615 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :6 is like my max.. < 1307306647 465620 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: I find it fairly obvious that I'm quite a bit more intelligent than some hypothetical average person of my age; I don't think I'm qualified to judge the average intelligence of society as a whole so I'll avoid doing that comparison globally. I'm pretty terrible at motivating myself and working with other people though, so /shrug... I have no idea how to measure the "superiority" of a person :P < 1307306697 570251 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-229-77.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307306697 732997 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-22-175-56.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307306706 379698 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: hrm... I'll call that 0.6 Wolframs < 1307306706 758838 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:41 coppr/win 2 < 1307306708 860164 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1307306717 903718 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: wow, you have no idea how big a Wolfram is < 1307306729 946422 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a start, the standard unit is the Dijkstra, Wolfram is just an exceptionally high measurement on that scale < 1307306762 930755 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Secondly I rabidly avoided making any positive claim other than "I'm quite a bit more intelligent than the average fifteen-year-old" X-D < 1307306794 78936 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :21:52:11: Gregor, I am sorely disappointed at the loss of searchable logs of this place. < 1307306794 241743 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :21:52:17: Please fix your hg ones or something. < 1307306797 766044 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: A Wolfram is defined as "thinking oneself superior to everyone else" < 1307306801 376997 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, hell, I was more intelligent than the average fifteen year old. It's not difficult I think. < 1307306801 721313 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: lol < 1307306825 324159 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: There are vastly more non-fifteen year olds than fifteen year olds, and I only consider myself superior in intelligence :P < 1307306834 249316 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :0.5 Wolframs is "thinking oneself to be exactly average" < 1307306839 705944 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1307306840 425232 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1307306844 845279 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But both Dijkstra's and Wolfram's values on that scale are astronomical :P < 1307306849 193635 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: it's an age-adjusted scale < 1307306860 105641 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gene Ray I think gets higher than 1 < 1307306878 798165 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :To be honest if 0.5 means you consider yourself average then my real measurement is almost certainly greater than 0.6, but everyone downplays their ego. < 1307306902 71824 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :This may be downplaying my ego, but I don't really consider myself extraordinary. < 1307306906 443192 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree, but that response seemed 0.6-ish < 1307306937 177438 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__> Testing this irssi madness < 1307306938 433762 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I scale higher than I'd like too < 1307306955 129669 :jix!jix@tomakin.h-ix.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307306955 355904 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: whut? < 1307306962 466017 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's irssi doing? < 1307306969 875613 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shows up in my irssi as 22:48 elliott__> Testing this irssi madness < 1307306988 798531 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm probably actually in the 0.9+ range < 1307306995 909543 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is slightly disturbing < 1307306997 969707 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shows up in mine as: 16:48 < elliott__> Testing this irssi madness < 1307307016 658635 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :except instead of an 'e' there's a string of weird block-shaped symbols. < 1307307022 467964 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it copypasted like that... < 1307307026 337716 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan> I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL AND YOU SHOULD ALL EAT SHIT AND DIE UGH < 1307307037 73505 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: heh < 1307307042 458982 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan> CakeProphet: coppro: Phantom_Hoover: FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUUUU < 1307307054 37085 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: wtf is up with you < 1307307061 125124 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: possibly i should not have revealed this < 1307307077 579116 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it has clearly driven you insane. < 1307307082 922952 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously < 1307307088 749557 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I can see that it's elliott though... < 1307307116 563825 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if clog will.
< 1307307136 413486 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, it doesn't. < 1307307144 969328 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll only work on terminals :P < 1307307152 715692 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's the left-arrow character < 1307307156 572285 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. < 1307307181 769317 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:53:06: I'm actually not sure why most languages index arrays starting at zero. It makes sense, but I have no way of explaining why.. < 1307307199 407686 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1307307199 787491 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Makes indexing arithmetic easier, and also uses the correct definition of the naturals as the indexing set :) < 1307307224 985909 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it /really/ make indexing arithmetic easier? What kind of indexing are we talking about? < 1307307234 884869 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: two-dimensional < 1307307237 141405 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :standard incremental/decremental indexing is easy with any range. < 1307307240 480267 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1307307257 522022 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :twodee->onedee with 0-indexing: yh + x < 1307307262 229520 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :twodee->onedee with one-indexing: (y-one)h + x < 1307307280 944583 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16495819/Screenshot.png is what I see < 1307307321 595018 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man your top panel is ugly < 1307307324 472491 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: I'm not quite sure what h is. < 1307307329 599980 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: DON'T CARE NOT IMPORTANT < 1307307330 84382 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mostly because it has eclipse on it ;D < 1307307338 522513 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: h = height < 1307307341 612788 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I had a Java class last semester and haven't taken it down. < 1307307353 393509 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: suppose you have a pointer < 1307307363 339083 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you add to that pointer to get the first element? < 1307307367 486157 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :qed < 1307307372 51362 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pointers are a shitty justification < 1307307378 742565 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because pointers make shitty arrays :) < 1307307391 962371 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so wait, isn't y 'height'? < 1307307411 173284 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok you don't know how coordinates work < 1307307413 136657 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: LIES AND SLANDER < 1307307418 933732 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure I do. < 1307307472 674103 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :win 4 < 1307307493 178571 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: lose 9 < 1307307501 433163 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :them's the breaks < 1307307507 976785 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: do i get to know why you asked me now < 1307307518 796977 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: actually isn't h=x if you're trying to flatten the array into one dimension? < 1307307529 425013 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well not = < 1307307529 955029 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: I wanted to determine your ego in Wolframs < 1307307539 865698 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: BORING < 1307307550 512930 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: (x,y) = coordinates < 1307307551 736041 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :h = height < 1307307558 732688 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is, h is the maximalest y coordinate plus one < 1307307571 415177 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :right. < 1307307588 779738 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um not plus one if it's one-indexed >:) < 1307307622 610882 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh, right < 1307307624 228874 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shut up :D < 1307307647 938699 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :CLEARLY ONE-INDEXING IS THUS SUPERIOR < 1307307651 742219 :ralc!~ralc@dhcp164.akk.k-net.dk JOIN :#esoteric < 1307307655 671339 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION runs away cackling evilly
< 1307307669 118454 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer to index from -1 < 1307307681 258971 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes multiplication of indices easier. < 1307307689 240527 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 PRIVMSG #esoteric :goodnight! < 1307307691 791028 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1307307699 790584 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye Demetrius < 1307307711 241267 :Demetrius!~dm@217.21.40.10 QUIT :Quit: see you! < 1307307715 647701 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> map (*2) [-1..] < 1307307716 662578 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,0,2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28,30,32,34,36,38,40,42,44,46,48,5... < 1307307722 216915 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: see? doesn't that just simplify everything? < 1307307739 704907 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1307308023 792831 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [(+)`join`(*)|(*)<-(-)`scanl1`fix(-1:)] < 1307308025 29267 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,0,2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28,30,32,34,36,38,40,42,44,46,48,5... < 1307308043 820434 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOW WE ARE TALKING < 1307308055 892205 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: looked remotely sexual. < 1307308076 749077 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... < 1307308118 19676 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 90 + 0 < 1307308118 972625 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 90 < 1307308120 24573 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats wrong < 1307308121 1635 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [(+)`join`(-)|(-)<-(-)`scanl1`fix(-1:)] < 1307308121 956462 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,0,2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28,30,32,34,36,38,40,42,44,46,48,5... < 1307308131 329079 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: wat < 1307308142 314097 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: its a wrong arithmeitsces < 1307308148 502819 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :araeirhtmetcsiicaeics < 1307308151 322970 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ic < 1307308155 671781 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :arariarearihaihetihmatcieaeratticsjcs < 1307308158 884009 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :joiaerhibtiuebwilrbliet < 1307308176 818091 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is suddenly reminded of Val$ar
< 1307308214 897298 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want some vhdl kind of processor thing what < 1307308218 681838 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fpga thats the word < 1307308284 966845 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (/)`scanl1`fix(0.5:) < 1307308285 914883 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [0.5,1.0,2.0,4.0,8.0,16.0,32.0,64.0,128.0,256.0,512.0,1024.0,2048.0,4096.0,... < 1307308322 861382 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least that idiom is best -1-indexed < 1307308405 969547 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (90+f)x :: Expr < 1307308407 141959 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 90 + f x < 1307308450 747365 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (90*id+f)x :: Expr < 1307308452 128150 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 90 * x + f x < 1307308483 105012 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 90 + 0 :: Expr < 1307308484 243316 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 90 + 0 < 1307308596 213683 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp lperl perl while(<>){s/ (? [-2,0..] < 1307309043 919068 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,0,2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22,24,26,28,30,32,34,36,38,40,42,44,46,48,5... < 1307309058 772954 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,99999999999909..] < 1307309059 858117 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,99999999999909,199999999999820,299999999999731,399999999999642,49999999... < 1307309063 372733 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :best sequence < 1307309075 704162 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,99..] < 1307309076 782663 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,99,200,301,402,503,604,705,806,907,1008,1109,1210,1311,1412,1513,1614,1... < 1307309079 458698 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,999..] < 1307309080 652532 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,999,2000,3001,4002,5003,6004,7005,8006,9007,10008,11009,12010,13011,140... < 1307309081 698732 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,9999..] < 1307309082 911051 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,9999,20000,30001,40002,50003,60004,70005,80006,90007,100008,110009,1200... < 1307309084 221531 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,99999..] < 1307309085 500723 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,99999,200000,300001,400002,500003,600004,700005,800006,900007,1000008,1... < 1307309086 360252 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,9999999..] < 1307309087 558916 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,9999999,20000000,30000001,40000002,50000003,60000004,70000005,80000006,... < 1307309088 962423 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,99999990..] < 1307309090 131675 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,99999990,199999982,299999974,399999966,499999958,599999950,699999942,79... < 1307309091 596419 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1307309095 248801 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,990..] < 1307309096 443668 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,990,1982,2974,3966,4958,5950,6942,7934,8926,9918,10910,11902,12894,1388... < 1307309098 102559 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> [-2,9990..] < 1307309099 22604 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-2,9990,19982,29974,39966,49958,59950,69942,79934,89926,99918,109910,11990... < 1307309103 926335 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if elliott__ has a point
< 1307309120 918992 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1307309140 471244 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like [1..] because it's actually [0.99.., 1.99....] :) < 1307309174 284234 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1307309193 28109 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :type error < 1307309203 265684 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: whoosh < 1307309206 69972 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOT IN MATH DAWG. < 1307309206 232549 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :syntax error, at that < 1307309215 450044 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :, he said to the phd in mathematics < 1307309218 503959 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm true < 1307309225 150217 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :theys all real numbers foo' < 1307309252 133437 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :though it would be nifty (read: pointless) if Haskell supported 0.99.. < 1307309259 769730 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :and just evaluated it to 1 automatically. < 1307309276 719590 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :?unpl 0.99.. < 1307309277 225219 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Parse error at ".." (column 5) < 1307309281 812968 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that pointless I guess < 1307309288 218531 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;;;;)0)0)0 < 1307309301 199751 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1307309301 451560 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :.. -_- < 1307309359 385699 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lperl {{'a'..'Z' #Perl's enumeration stuff isn't anywhere near as good as Haskell's}} < 1307309374 633484 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lperl {{'a'..'z'}} < 1307309384 816805 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :..or it doesn't work at all apparently. < 1307309410 775716 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, hmm, I wonder what context that is. < 1307309419 153989 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :scalar probably. < 1307309474 437081 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, a problem.. < 1307309491 470546 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmm perl < 1307309522 695442 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp lperl < 1307309522 925114 :EgoBot!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Interpreter lperl deleted. < 1307309523 767166 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp lperl perl while(<>){s/ (?){s/ (? yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring < 1307311725 620815 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​437) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring < 1307311732 108419 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was added already :D < 1307311738 454410 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh coppro actually tried that < 1307311739 691209 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but he failed < 1307311743 502276 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh he did < 1307311744 821121 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :he said "`quote add" because he's an idiot who should die < 1307311747 689234 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :true stories < 1307311751 317714 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense < 1307311756 350027 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's an insult to my quote system :<) < 1307311785 758273 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:34:27: But thank goodness you're not also exhibiting an entirely irrational belief. < 1307311787 950661 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: the subcommand interface is reminiscent of MUD commands. < 1307311790 783464 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: SAID THE EX-CHRISTIAN ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D; D; D; ;D; D; ;D;D; < 1307311811 735238 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if you can get napping pills at 1am in the morning < 1307311813 165732 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:37:30: although, if a 40yo friend of a friend asks me to marry them anytime soon i'll probably have to say yes, and start believing. < 1307311813 361353 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:37:36: and turn gay. < 1307311816 150090 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: ive got a confession to make < 1307311821 358536 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :im 40 and gay < 1307311827 321107 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to be at uni in 7 hours and i've slept all day < 1307311841 689134 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :from 12 to 19 < 1307311869 808145 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: yeah right and i'm a famous bisexual < 1307311875 897178 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: omg lets marry < 1307311907 476785 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can't, you're underage and have a penis < 1307311943 657573 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but how's about that thing you were supposed to get back to me about < 1307311946 637030 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no im forty < 1307311951 690779 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and im a gays < 1307311955 800520 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-28-241.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307312037 940496 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1307312176 706051 :CakeProphet!~adam@h157.23.18.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307312176 906421 :CakeProphet!~adam@h157.23.18.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net QUIT :Changing host < 1307312176 906542 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1307312292 749627 :SimonRC!~sc@fof.durge.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307312358 80517 :SimonRC!~sc@fof.durge.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1307312395 817342 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-137-233.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307312512 824201 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307312594 572704 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you try the "NABEATSU of the world" code golf? < 1307312823 267639 :CakeProphet!~adam@h244.37.18.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307312823 758390 :CakeProphet!~adam@h244.37.18.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net QUIT :Changing host < 1307312823 920887 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1307312906 261095 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how someone goes about becoming an IRCop < 1307312906 508828 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :and, more importantly, why. < 1307312935 422836 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean like freenode staff? < 1307312962 779225 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1307313000 172616 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Note: the slightest bit of thunder in the distance makes me disconnect. It's stupid. I probably won't be able to hold a conversation) < 1307313022 866671 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um automatically? < 1307313036 860439 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1307313043 517334 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: By not asking that question :) < 1307313085 903238 :Lymia!~moe@unaffiliated/cirno-chan QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1307313097 70935 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no no, you just go to #freenode and ask "How can I become the ruler of this network as part of my quest for world domination?" < 1307313136 499859 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tempted < 1307313141 977266 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :same < 1307313150 766650 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-137-233.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307313180 243863 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that should slightly increase _my_ chances, at least < 1307313195 885214 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, because I /aspire/ to be an IRCop... < 1307313203 333187 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds like a lot of fun. < 1307313214 164449 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :k-lining spammers all day. < 1307313253 694930 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretending I have a large internet penis. < 1307313267 574074 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode ircops do not k-line spammers < 1307313279 691558 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode is a bit too conservative a network for your tastes I think ;D < 1307313288 571939 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, i suppose, in the world of irc, too progressive < 1307313306 387090 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i know this guy who spend like a week just spamming 24/7 and asking for a k-line before he got one < 1307313313 125803 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :*spent < 1307313318 82704 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1307313324 122720 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but freenode actually uses glines don't they or something < 1307313327 181236 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :klines are one-server which is silly < 1307313327 688603 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1307313337 679383 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode usually gives a kline afaik < 1307313345 428155 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :qnet gives glines < 1307313345 723649 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe ill ask < 1307313349 138125 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :very easily < 1307313358 243609 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :and never klines < 1307313379 478478 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there are some channels that if you join you get klined, iirc < 1307313390 977917 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they won't [kg]-line you for disrupting hundreds of channels at a time with spam? < 1307313401 796131 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well... < 1307313402 373740 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: they will < 1307313408 417862 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :one hundred, let's say. for realism. < 1307313416 369357 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would require more than one nick anyway < 1307313418 150060 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :they prolly would yeah < 1307313418 851388 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem is that Freenode staff are not always around < 1307313427 978245 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm or is the additional mode thing greater than that < 1307313433 152064 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not just from say spamming all day on #freenode or #ubuntu < 1307313440 665377 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :they just keep kickbanning you < 1307313566 928467 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: did you know you're a aoiejsj < 1307313578 919107 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :YEAH FUCKER < 1307313609 764642 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that :DSDSDS < 1307313620 364727 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :its like a famous bisexual < 1307313642 61426 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: so whatever became of representing regular expressions as sets in Haskell? < 1307313643 669544 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-47-70.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307313653 93513 :MigoMipo!~John@84-217-14-167.tn.glocalnet.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1307313654 257695 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: wasn't that like years ago < 1307313664 703411 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't work for obvious reasons < 1307313667 761458 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :late last year maybe. < 1307313673 940078 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: are you SURE? < 1307313676 758737 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1307313679 168434 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :My own IRC server has no spam as far as I know, possibly because spam bots do not find it. < 1307313684 290098 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't skip infinite elements to find the one you want. < 1307313699 773785 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I used to have a comment form that was also spam many, but now I changed it to comment on gopher only, and there is no spam message. < 1307313714 534572 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"also, no comments" < 1307313717 853716 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: what if you use some fancy method of interleaving results from each expression? < 1307313727 669721 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: it's a pointless idea anyway :) < 1307313735 573399 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1307313736 75723 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a tree structure is far more appropriate < 1307313737 762370 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :pointless in that it's awesome. < 1307313747 784369 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :" you can't skip infinite elements to find the one you want." <<< regular languages are countable sets < 1307313760 335498 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: yes they are < 1307313766 207001 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: but the naive way of doing | (concatenation) doesn't work < 1307313771 753637 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it can be exponential complexity to search ofc < 1307313772 861573 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and IIRC interleaving had a stupid problem that i forget < 1307313774 123859 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: see: FANCY INTERLEAVING. < 1307313776 636683 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway it was stupid anyway < 1307313781 556380 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because recognising it becomes like O(n) < 1307313787 177944 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :where n is something utterly unrelated to the string you're testing < 1307313806 271304 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :" oklopol: but the naive way of doing | (concatenation) doesn't work" <<< very good point < 1307313821 338107 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i sense sarcasm < 1307313829 206902 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well n can be 2^k where k is length, as i mentioned < 1307313834 321572 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :for instance for the full language < 1307313836 945443 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, point is, lists are a stupid way to do it < 1307313842 994765 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :n would be, the cardinality of the language accepted by the regular expression right? or whatever the terminology is. < 1307313847 709129 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: no. < 1307313848 407651 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :so is your mom because she doesn't know what regexps are < 1307313856 726280 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the number of elements before the one you're testing in the list < 1307313859 412534 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: oh right the main flaw is < 1307313861 892941 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't disprove membership < 1307313863 3252 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously < 1307313869 293249 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for anything that matches infinitezzzzz < 1307313876 154378 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it was bsically the stupidest idea < 1307313881 915600 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: well right, I was talking about worst-case (which technically can't ever happen in an infinite list) < 1307313892 635424 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :it most certainly is the stupidest idea in the world, yes < 1307313908 125407 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :think of the APPLICATIONS. < 1307313915 818863 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :all zero of them < 1307313916 5374 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was only disagreeing with the technical detail that was completely irrelevant < 1307313944 443543 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some reason i suddenly want a theremin < 1307313949 688081 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how weird < 1307313952 588959 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOW WEIRD < 1307313956 123615 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is weird everyone < 1307313962 826130 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: dude theremins are awesome. < 1307313969 225299 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, ondes martenot < 1307313990 762062 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ondes martenot is really like fifteen instruments in one < 1307314060 163245 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have made my own version of MegaZeux, including many features that other people have requested (and some that nobody has requested until far after I made my version), but still nobody else likes it (except for 2 people, one of whom refuses to use it anyways). < 1307314062 469030 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: sure, but only if a piano is like 88 instruments in one. < 1307314067 591513 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1307314070 944676 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like that view < 1307314078 991496 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :an instrument is something that you can activate to make a single noise < 1307314079 686380 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :me2 < 1307314100 430605 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :more if you count each string, but I don't. I got by the key because that's the smallest dividable component that a player interacts with. < 1307314102 107951 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so a theremin in a continuous universe is a real line of instruments < 1307314115 711084 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DSDDD < 1307314116 107458 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/got/go/ < 1307314154 609854 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: same thing with an ondes because of the ribbon. < 1307314160 545455 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A piano can also do many other things, such as pedals, holding one key down silently for one string to make the other one make noise too, it is a different kind, and you could also play the strings directly. < 1307314204 874208 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: what's the ribbon again < 1307314245 321803 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: there's a little thing you can press down right in front of the normal keys that allows you to produce a continuous pitch. < 1307314253 911904 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aa < 1307314255 943001 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[asterisk]ah. < 1307314258 831719 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1307314267 520129 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that actually give you infinite number of tones though < 1307314272 543703 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like a theremin (theoretically) does < 1307314276 820876 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe the note corresponds to which keyboard key you're physically below < 1307314288 292704 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: yes it's a continuous range. < 1307314292 807889 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :that kinda sucks huh < 1307314323 603282 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :because then 1cm is not the same distance in notespace everywhere < 1307314331 852346 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, it is not all that in the theremin afaiu < 1307314336 78697 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :or the guitar < 1307314354 209186 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: I might be wrong on that assumption actually. I don't know for sure. < 1307314367 536271 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just seemed to make sense. Otherwise you'd have to memorize which location is what pitch. < 1307314382 689457 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-47-70.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1307314385 102312 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: also, I'm guessing you mean a fretless guitar. < 1307314387 979201 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but at least it continuously starts rising faster as you go, what you described would halve and double the speed at pretty much random spots < 1307314403 417728 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: but that sounds awesome < 1307314415 984363 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine playing a tune designed for a flat, continuous range on that < 1307314417 475135 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, no, it doesn't sound chopped up when you change the pitch. < 1307314439 831456 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :well in a fretful one, you have the same thing < 1307314440 780902 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :here, I will find some music with ondes martenot. < 1307314463 796246 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :det ondes problem < 1307314465 328710 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-62-54.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307314468 497564 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. < 1307314476 720369 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. < 1307314478 398506 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​438) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. < 1307314481 460537 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like that < 1307314483 12714 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :good slogan < 1307314484 398033 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for fiddles < 1307314529 630025 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a35DH9tKjZI < 1307314531 414323 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: .... < 1307314543 915705 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: good band name < 1307314551 287001 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Det ondes Problem < 1307314567 723948 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(yes i googled :D) < 1307314573 879039 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm what, the left hand is just used to control volume? :D < 1307314578 628192 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: in theremin? < 1307314578 790482 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's fucking retarded < 1307314581 218647 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1307314583 384921 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :nono < 1307314586 499821 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :in that piano thing < 1307314588 74878 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1307314603 417330 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the theremin it's okay because it looks like a guitar. < 1307314605 594628 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :the left hand can control a number of properties. < 1307314614 607498 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :this one looks like a piano so it feels retarded not to have two hands < 1307314618 502297 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: in the theremin it's okay because without the volume it'd be stupid :D < 1307314639 733758 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe if you had like superfast superprecise hands so you could avoid making everything sound like running your keys down a piano < 1307314681 163602 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wish i had a touchkeyboard < 1307314688 518214 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are different styles of playing an ondes. Also it can produce chords through other means. (I believe there are switches or buttons for different chords) < 1307314701 196098 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah bleh < 1307314709 333412 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :define touchkeyboard :p < 1307314721 635927 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :touchscreen used as kb < 1307314757 515017 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :going to get one asap actually < 1307314768 451369 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've had this one thingie in mind for some time < 1307314788 554000 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: get the laser ones < 1307314793 563162 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.pimproom.com/sc_images/products/741_large_image.jpg < 1307314797 33670 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear they're incredibly shitty. < 1307314806 466278 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :way cooler than a touchscreen though :D < 1307314814 480797 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah those would be awesome < 1307314816 378713 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.biztoolbelt.com/uploads/5CellulonCL850VirtualKeyboard.jpg THE FUTURE < 1307314830 134193 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: http://www.cectcellphone.com/product.php?id_product=178/178-VKB%20Celluon%20CL850.html < 1307314835 600877 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :only two hundred pounds < 1307314835 787677 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he future looks awful < 1307314843 784697 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the future too < 1307314847 835196 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: 242.731127 euros < 1307314858 259319 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PEANUTS FOR THE PPLEASURE < 1307314862 928799 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow what did i just type < 1307314868 693544 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :PEANUTS FOR THE PPLEASURE < 1307314889 709687 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ppower typing < 1307314891 129141 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 TOPIC #esoteric :PEANUTS FOR THE PPLEASURE | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D < 1307314909 951926 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PEANUTS FOR THE PPLEASURE by det ondes Problem < 1307314919 224156 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coming to an esoteric record store near you < 1307315060 277357 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it appears that you can play the ondes 2-handed at a constant volume. < 1307315085 573422 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the keys can apparently bend a full semiton as well. < 1307315090 494478 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :*semitone < 1307315093 470664 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1307315110 666701 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: if you capitalize Problem you really need to capitalize Ondes < 1307315124 419759 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :no! < 1307315131 428632 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Det ondes Problem < 1307315132 85963 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, the instrument is ondes Martenot < 1307315141 489336 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I lowercased det just because "Det ondes" looks weird :D < 1307315153 72690 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1307315162 205122 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you just don't understand _art_ < 1307315162 504185 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :dy/dondes < 1307315183 7119 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :is a good electro-noise band name. < 1307315223 659171 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :or synthpop nintendo-noise jazz fusion < 1307315224 183274 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :art is just fart but you don't even give an eff < 1307315234 550665 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"synthpop nintendo-noise jazz fusion" <-- i can put words together too < 1307315237 908993 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :is my contribution < 1307315250 155745 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: no those are all based on actual genres. < 1307315256 281702 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com QUIT :Quit: zzo38 < 1307315264 85219 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: what, you know of a synthpop nintendo-noise jazz fusion band? :D < 1307315278 916335 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...no, I know of synthpop bands, nintendocore, noise, and jazz fusion. < 1307315281 225013 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO THERE. < 1307315288 965443 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, and i too can string those words together < 1307315292 185425 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :and by "know" I mean "I could find them with Wikipedia and Google" < 1307315327 669557 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd certainly like a touchscreen based instrument with a continuous scale where a semitone is xcm everywhere < 1307315328 177399 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: heh, good. Son, I am proud. < 1307315334 848171 :Slereah_!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-123-57.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307315336 290408 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob < 1307315344 817300 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob < 1307315346 766024 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​439) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob < 1307315373 298118 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: the interface of the future. < 1307315396 541798 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: http://xkcd.com/903/ < 1307315399 857964 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-62-54.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1307315410 264 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? < 1307315411 825085 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1307315419 692905 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :not real boobs but like < 1307315421 451528 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1307315431 179734 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's boob mouse pads < 1307315436 627114 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wish i didn't know this < 1307315437 418306 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes I often have this problem. Though I can definitely tell someone what spark plugs and cars are without wikipedia. < 1307315451 855662 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies < 1307315461 809828 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies < 1307315463 795461 :HackEgo!Gregor@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​440) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies < 1307315464 309387 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spark plugs? < 1307315471 940144 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Cars? < 1307315479 998827 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but, shit, there's too much information to remember everything. < 1307315486 766579 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is not a car person
< 1307315498 825387 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... < 1307315516 728926 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so on the subject of things that aren't how depressing sgeo is < 1307315522 364667 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/907/ <-- randy realises he's getting old < 1307315551 731708 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: a spark plug provides a spark that ignites a mixture of fuel and air in an engine. < 1307315556 855395 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically. < 1307315575 391799 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: yes I've noticed a change of tone in the most recent comics. < 1307315621 747922 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you mean it's been getting shittier cuz its been going on a lot longer than that < 1307315622 774000 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-1-137.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307315658 957973 :Slereah_!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-123-57.w92-139.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307315662 110774 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: yes, actually. < 1307315675 22802 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not bad, it's just not the same. < 1307315683 6776 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/903/ is one of the high-points of the post-four hundred era < 1307315712 184619 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually i almost feel like it's gotten bad enough that it should be the post-five hundred era < 1307315724 661105 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in comparison the fourxx comics are much better than the current lot :D < 1307315742 63786 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: there's also this: http://xkcd.com/550/ < 1307315752 759253 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: Except that that's a terrible strip?? < 1307315758 211955 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :nonsense. < 1307315769 669971 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The entire joke: "Ha ha: MEMES!" < 1307315775 490688 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I am referencing them laugh!" < 1307315777 562130 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. < 1307315781 908202 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1307315784 921814 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha lol @ "Ha ha: MEMES!" < 1307315786 793864 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's meme density. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. < 1307315825 5554 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :let me just set aside some time to be stupid enough to laugh at that < 1307315830 190803 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey looks like next month is chemical lobotomy month youre in luck < 1307315841 522508 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: MEMES? DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS? < 1307315857 728570 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: im going to snap your spine and drain all the blood from your neck < 1307315861 850565 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't get that < 1307315875 109082 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: then throw you into a meat grinder < 1307315877 501831 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: hey it was the one perfect time for it < 1307315905 305950 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only sometimes get oerjans uh... jokes. < 1307315905 468266 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: reddit meme. exceedingly forced. < 1307315919 158430 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: forced by _design_ even < 1307315923 946587 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1307315932 673115 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/899/ idgi < 1307315971 871225 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: "I thought of a few witty remarks to make on a number line, let's draw this... hmm... I guess I need to pad it out a bit... like with false statements or something" < 1307315976 612986 :Slereah_!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-51-80.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1307315979 7462 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"haha wait" < 1307315982 354961 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"What if I posted this as an xkcd" < 1307315985 147446 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Would anyone call me out on it" < 1307315988 855228 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-22-175-56.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1307315993 682075 :Slereah!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-1-137.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1307315993 844980 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-248-10.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307315995 162817 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"doubt it I'll probably get laid if I post this or something" < 1307315997 291289 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"god it's shitty" < 1307315999 219270 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"will this really work" < 1307316001 643217 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"only one way to find out" < 1307316003 8881 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[post] < 1307316005 569875 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: hth < 1307316019 420219 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if that doesn't make sense, then we've localised the problem to randy's brain. < 1307316039 333856 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still feel like i'm not quite getting all those number remarks < 1307316084 549085 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or possibly it actually _is_ in oklopol's brain < 1307316179 439515 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: quite a bit of it is math trolling I believe. < 1307316179 729434 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1307316185 712728 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1307316189 979316 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/oerjan/oklopol/ < 1307316194 550250 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1307316196 37745 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind < 1307316199 149074 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the fuck I can't read. < 1307316209 521649 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"trolling"? < 1307316210 215739 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean < 1307316213 391740 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :making false statements? < 1307316215 608872 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1307316220 438533 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :see how much it infuriates you? < 1307316224 535646 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope? < 1307316234 325376 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :infuriates how? but i can only find one statement there that might possibly be _true_ < 1307316241 132432 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i'm responding herp derp < 1307316246 564650 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the phi one) < 1307316256 212384 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm poorly so i'm sitting here on irc wasting time and you're trying to justify one of the worst xkcd's in recent memory, it is merely amusing to respond :) < 1307316291 835349 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :8 is the largest even prime? < 1307316303 471730 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does he write that there < 1307316305 922596 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :igi < 1307316307 490671 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :*idgi < 1307316315 583108 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: because it's FALSE! HAHA! < 1307316322 104332 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm pretty sure oklopol is trolling us < 1307316326 754955 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :see if he had put it on two, it would be true. < 1307316330 264486 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it wouldn't be funny. < 1307316346 409641 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :some of them do make sense, some i don't get but it's my fault, but what the fuck is that prime thing < 1307316359 848363 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION practises zzo imitation
< 1307316360 10660 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EnrZMrNBQc < 1307316370 53251 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :accidentally says fuck < 1307316377 438869 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1307316647 237380 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: I don't think it's a good comic either but it's obvious that most of it is intended to either confuse or annoy, which it has apparently done. < 1307316655 656774 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it hasn't? < 1307316659 954802 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who was annoyed by it? < 1307316683 986147 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1307316685 536285 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :people who get annoyed at false statements. < 1307316701 42343 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is stupid and you're stupid for thinking it's a good strip :P < 1307316709 436950 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh. < 1307316713 465756 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm annoyed that someone would make it < 1307316721 25960 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :annoyed or sad < 1307316765 410496 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :this guy seems to know what he's talking about: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=71146#p2614309 < 1307316773 355233 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :xkcd has a forum? < 1307316776 999314 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doubtful, he's a poster on the xkcd forum < 1307316780 433359 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: yes, it is predictably shit < 1307316782 798420 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but otherwise that entire thread is retarded. < 1307316787 8013 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :as is the entire forum. < 1307316795 880842 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I can't supply all the details, but there might be some grounds for 8 being the supposed largest even prime joke." < 1307316800 617851 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pictured: trying to defend a comic being funny < 1307316813 920918 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that... does this person even understand humour < 1307316826 345379 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The joke is justified by my insane logic; HA HA!" < 1307316827 338475 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. Is he British? < 1307316847 748525 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ZING!) < 1307316865 429951 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, you're as good at jokes as randall < 1307316882 87330 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :make a webcomic < 1307316884 689929 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :become e-famous < 1307316888 571506 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude I'm a pro. Don't even compare to that shit. < 1307316891 506394 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION beats CakeProphet with a dead parrot
< 1307316922 584033 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: i wonder if randy gets propositioned on the street < 1307316928 227627 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(answer: no, but he tries his darndest) < 1307316953 591489 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__ is sipping the haterade. < 1307316973 792293 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah im practically tearing off my shirt and destroying walls < 1307316973 954949 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmm haterade < 1307316997 748724 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :representitives? < 1307317014 572055 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :>tit < 1307317028 112305 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ahems.
< 1307317035 97004 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo you are so immature < 1307317038 19438 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18bf618a.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :representatives < 1307317040 536027 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : http://xkcd.com/889/ <<< finally a good one < 1307317069 572314 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do turtles really think that < 1307317086 384937 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I'm getting this picture in my mind... a teenage Randall, saying to himself "when I'm in my twenties, then, then I'll get all the sex!" And then a barely adult Randall saying to himself "when I'm 20, then, then I'll get all the sex!" And then he just skips over about thirty to fifty years and decides it must be when you're really old that you get to have a lot of sex." < 1307317088 23521 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes dude, why don't you ask one. < 1307317275 938522 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: I see someone else shares your seething hatred for Randall in his shitty comics. You should send him a PM and he might invite you to a shirt-tearing wall-destruction party. < 1307317313 356459 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whose shirts whose walls < 1307317325 725285 :monqy!~chap@pool-71-102-217-117.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds manly regardless < 1307317326 467906 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just good ol-... well, old - xkcdsucks. < 1307317348 12484 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which got stupider near the end but now it mostly has guest reviews and they're occasionally amusing. < 1307317354 946348 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only checked because we were talking about it. :p < 1307317646 581378 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :suuure. :D < 1307317787 55923 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/887/ okay this was hilarious < 1307317790 87905 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously :D < 1307317804 982724 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah lol < 1307317809 476355 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :z < 1307317815 890591 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you read it ? < 1307317856 233008 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i actually laughed out loud at the punchline < 1307317887 322634 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have, but randy told me AYB references aren't funny again yet < 1307317891 79415 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i couldn't laugh < 1307317900 81257 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://xkcd.com/286/ < 1307317952 51012 :TOGoS!~Stevens@h69-128-42-2.mdsnwi.dedicated.static.tds.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1307318049 238468 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1307318064 705376 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a reference? ewww :\ < 1307318081 426107 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay funniness has disappeared < 1307318125 674990 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :First, "All primes are odd except 2, and 2 is the oddest of all". It's my understanding that when something in number theory is proven and lots of it depends on looking at things "p-adically" the first paper proves it for all odd primes. Then, a year later someone comes back and does the hard 2 case. < 1307318126 22627 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :'First, "All primes are odd except 2, and 2 is the oddest of all". It's my understanding that when something in number theory is proven and lots of it depends on looking at things "p-adically" the first paper proves it for all odd primes. Then, a year later someone comes back and does the hard 2 case.' < 1307318127 239638 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1307318137 491162 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this true? sounds retarded. < 1307318147 172140 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :AFAICT that wasn't a reference to 286 < 1307318152 384880 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was obviously a reference to Zero Wing < 1307318154 139711 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've seen the opposite happen about 42 times < 1307318162 36772 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: what? < 1307318170 10381 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: 286's punchline implies "AYB is not funny yet" < 1307318174 940682 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it was a reference, it was not funny; but certainly sounds like how AYB could've started < 1307318184 392387 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not many years later at all, 887's punchline is "AYB is hilarious" < 1307318204 293398 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :by order of randy i can't find 887 funny. < 1307318210 919653 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: maybe it's funny again now < 1307318229 651144 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: sorry, Randy has not yet said so in his comic, so I cannot believe it. < 1307318231 384425 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1307318235 637382 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Decades from now" --http://xkcd.com/286/ < 1307318239 110692 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not funny yet, it has not been decades < 1307318270 140828 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :this webcomic has no internal consistency < 1307318279 857610 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: wow, so there's a website in which people devote significant amounts of time finding flaws in xkcd comics? < 1307318290 473036 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: define "significant" < 1307318309 346624 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it takes, like, three minutes to write a blog post < 1307318317 89811 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how long did that p-adic poster spend trying to defend the eight-prime joke? :P < 1307318329 64285 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :enough to write several paragraphs of hate and even dig back into previous comics to find places where he was inconsistent or used the same joke again. < 1307318337 551919 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol the eight prime joke < 1307318352 648675 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CakeProphet: have you considered that it's fun to pretend to take it more seriously than you actually do < 1307318367 753858 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :to prove fermat's last theorem it suffices to prove it for each odd prime, and 4. < 1307318369 776691 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :come on, it's less pathetic than tons of shit the xkcd fans would do for the comic < 1307318371 451727 :foocraft!~ewanas@78.101.153.142 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1307318380 723307 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(exponent) < 1307318382 604766 :elliott__!~elliott@95.149.243.122 PRIVMSG #esoteric :call it "literary criticism" if you want ;D < 1307318398 374272 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn37-212.vpn.utu.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: is 4 harder? < 1307318399 694359 :CakeProphet!~adam@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott__: well, depends on your definition of 'fun.' it sounds like a terrible waste of time to me.