< 1323388831 455678 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: to solve a problem you must solve the problem of learning how to solve problems. < 1323388838 87005 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: once you've done this, you will have learned how to solve problems. < 1323388839 792253 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION zen
< 1323388978 325107 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323389151 695488 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe like this? extract = fst . extract . ($ mempty) . runStateT; And then it needs to make duplicate as well < 1323389466 47186 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Excela&curid=1863&action=history ? < 1323389512 3213 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :PiRSquared17: vandalism < 1323389534 390666 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :by bots, to be precise < 1323389544 415212 :cheater!~cheater@ip-80-226-24-0.vodafone-net.de QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323389552 453578 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, I wonder if they'd go away if we blanked the page < 1323389571 992610 :cheater!~cheater@ip-80-226-24-0.vodafone-net.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1323389623 824939 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if you moved it to excela/content and transcluded it? < 1323389645 281297 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno about that... might work, but better wait for ais' approval < 1323389808 649550 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have AbuseFilter? < 1323389843 948306 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. ais wants it but the mediawiki version is too old < 1323389930 717820 :GreaseMonkey!~gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey QUIT :Quit: The Other Game < 1323390145 17354 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net QUIT :Quit: 'night < 1323390162 837331 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: how does one learn how to solve problems <-- i think the general 10000 hour rule applies < 1323390185 972710 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: then I'm 15 years overdue < 1323390272 26498 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: also i hear pólya's "how to solve it" is supposed to be good < 1323390361 783854 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 10000/24/365.2425 < 1323390362 779188 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1.1407945862452116 < 1323390411 887082 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: it's not 10000 hours of _living_, but 10000 hours of actually training on solving problems, hth. < 1323390446 216695 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well... I've been doing things that involve problem-solving much longer than that < 1323390464 75729 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i think you may be interpreting my question in too much of a practical sense < 1323390468 746050 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O KAY < 1323390473 69696 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was intended in the existential despair sense :) < 1323390561 687605 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : hmm, I wonder if they'd go away if we blanked the page <-- i am not convinced they actually _look_ at the page. they're always reverting to a really old version, after all. < 1323390572 420517 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh, they are? I thought they were babelfishing it < 1323390588 517740 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1323390598 86272 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i may have been assuming there < 1323390600 402568 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :-> < 1323390618 863020 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (&&&) < 1323390620 369327 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall (a :: * -> * -> *) b c c'. (Arrow a) => a b c -> a b c' -> a b (c, c') < 1323390628 547702 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (***) < 1323390630 22117 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall (a :: * -> * -> *) b c b' c'. (Arrow a) => a b c -> a b' c' -> a (b, b') (c, c') < 1323390755 459126 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: So, NeXT had Display Postscript, and Apple continued with Display PDF. Display DVI? Display TeX? Best ideas ever? < 1323390787 158581 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I of course am not referring to Digital Video Interface, but TeX's DVI) < 1323390936 825498 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: no, i was remembering correctly; the spammed page is identical to the _first_ page version, except for the spam link. < 1323390958 3472 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just that the page creator didn't have very good english :P < 1323390958 655373 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1323391116 72484 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ok :P < 1323391125 592184 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: :D < 1323391146 965847 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not semi-protect it? < 1323391161 563089 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :PiRSquared17: because if protected, the spambots move to another page < 1323391165 958264 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the last time we had them < 1323391371 60413 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1323391374 222998 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder that nobody's attempted a Bayesian filter for wiki edits. < 1323391414 827380 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet that somebody has. < 1323391461 370564 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: There is like 0% nobody has done that. < 1323391463 735891 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*chance < 1323391489 963437 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Then why isn't it in MediaWiki, anyways? < 1323391504 213613 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It probably is, as an extension. < 1323391512 69838 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Anyway, that wouldn't stop these Excela bora. < 1323391513 72362 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*bots. < 1323391521 974272 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bora, n. plural of bots. < 1323391525 258609 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1323391527 36608 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why wouldn't it? < 1323391527 389881 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plural of bot. < 1323391528 597125 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :botses. < 1323391533 452219 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Because they're just reverting. < 1323391553 502937 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :To any particular edit? < 1323391569 844476 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first. < 1323391575 184954 :tiffany!~kawaii@fl-76-3-23-179.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323391586 485614 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's actually Bayesianable. < 1323391588 125914 :tiffany!~kawaii@fl-76-3-23-179.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wrote a brainfuck interpreter
< 1323391596 932889 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And naive-filterable, for that matter. < 1323391628 607661 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Yes, if you want every edit sufficiently like the first revision to be flagged as spam. < 1323391637 807053 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, say... the current, very similar version of the article. < 1323391662 143615 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bayesian filters work best for immutable "send-based" things IMO < 1323391694 295045 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :terrible weather here < 1323391701 575434 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster PRIVMSG #esoteric :snow storm pretty much < 1323391708 913856 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd probably have the Bayesian filter be keyed to the patch on the new article... < 1323391724 624099 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :As well as feeding it the revision message, and as much metadata as makes sense. < 1323391738 434239 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still dunno how well it'd work; I'd imagine "pretty well", but I'd have to give it a shot. < 1323391872 122650 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if these bots really use rejection to decide when to move on to the next article, the best would be to silently ignore these edits, pretending they went through... < 1323391999 995479 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tiffany: hello < 1323392003 813881 :tiffany!~kawaii@fl-76-3-23-179.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hai < 1323392482 251690 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1323394092 868075 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Screen display should probably just be the pixels. TeX is good for printout. Other than for print preview, you don't need PostScript, PDF, or DVI, to display on the screen. < 1323394119 319227 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.superlinguo.com/post/13909266605/this-is-the-presentation-on-lolcats-and-lolspeak < 1323394147 812116 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not clicking that < 1323394220 735803 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :its an actual academic talk < 1323394223 756371 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :on lolcatese < 1323394259 923318 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1323394523 221855 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: Wow. < 1323394530 330099 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: :D < 1323394605 510768 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this lolcat bible has a lot of examples of what i would consider absolutely horrible lolcatese < 1323394837 57642 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The __ctype_b_loc() function shall return a pointer into an array of characters" -- "const unsigned short * * __ctype_b_loc (void); < 1323394837 435316 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :" < 1323394839 204210 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :This function < 1323394845 955557 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does not return a pointer into an array of characters. < 1323394869 818626 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: They're unsigned short characters. < 1323394886 165237 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: They're unsigned short POINTERS < 1323394897 451468 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Uhh, pointer to an array = ** :P < 1323394952 323658 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhofcoursethat'sjustretardedthough. < 1323395121 305428 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUSSIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! < 1323395123 971096 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :That should be sufficient. < 1323395170 143632 :derdon!~derdon@p5DE8A137.dip.t-dialin.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323395178 476716 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, ** doesn't really look like a pointer to an array to me. < 1323395211 545846 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, I'd expect you to say that short is a short, and short* is a pointer to a short or array of shorts, so short** is a pointer to a pointer to a short or array of shorts. < 1323395261 189216 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thing is, it says it's a pointer INTO an array. < 1323395263 716391 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what confused me. < 1323395308 957929 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Well, it might point into the middle of an array? < 1323395313 209192 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, and it seems like a pointer into an array of shorts would be a short*. < 1323395333 689180 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless "pointer into an array of things" doesn't mean the same thing as "pointer to a thing". < 1323395395 427592 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :That description left something to be lacking on many fronts :P < 1323395673 445922 :cheater!~cheater@ip-80-226-24-0.vodafone-net.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1323395710 822033 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sprunge.us/WKaP <-- all the symbols not defined for bin/cp < 1323395713 475036 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And yet, it works :P < 1323396024 794847 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, who needs freading, anyway? I've never used it. < 1323396089 701671 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently neither does cp < 1323396139 799557 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. < 1323396174 394244 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. < 1323396177 564347 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :751) Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. < 1323396198 47461 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fffffffffffffffffffff < 1323396210 894881 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I essentially just have to implement scandir myself. < 1323396215 395788 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or ... steal it from newlib? < 1323396245 881472 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: this may be a spoiler, but... Capricorn. < 1323396266 781224 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: What about Capricorn? < 1323396291 401324 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is not what it seems. < 1323396359 497796 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Capricorn is the astrological sign for 270 degrees up to 300 degrees. The 270 degrees (start of Capricorn) corresponds to the winter solstice and to the sun declination at the tropic of Capricorn. < 1323396391 371186 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It is named after the constellation Capricornus but has nothing to do with that constellation) < 1323396812 391254 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: gah < 1323396814 738508 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: they do not just revert back < 1323396816 90281 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/w/index.php?title=Excela&curid=1863&diff=25903&oldid=25900 < 1323396818 624661 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they change a link to spam < 1323396827 852883 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i said that duh < 1323396889 326186 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :The astrological signs have nothing to do with the constellations? I thought that they corresponded roughly to the times that... come to think of it, none of the classical planets appear to move in a circle once per Earth year, do they. < 1323396925 621261 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, precisely one of them does. < 1323396937 26508 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, the Sun does, if you ignore the rotation of the celestial sphere. < 1323396965 937633 :tiffany!~kawaii@fl-76-3-23-179.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Quit: nyu~ < 1323396981 712840 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :So yeah, I would expect the astrological signs to have something to do with the movement of the Sun across the celestial sphere. < 1323397061 699393 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They've also ceased to have what little correspondance they once did. < 1323397278 33867 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes at one time they did approximately correspond to the constellations of the ecliptic they are named after, so yes the Sun will since it is also on the ecliptic. Some people still want to use that it is called sidereal zodiac, but even then, it is not quite corresponding to the constellations. Anyways, there are thirteen constellations on the ecliptic. < 1323397424 848171 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :And two of the constellations the signs are named after do not have exactly the same name as those signs. < 1323397479 44652 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If this is confusing you can just measure directly in degrees (using degrees directly also allows you to do subtraction more easily) < 1323397676 62685 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, tswett, kallisti, if you missed it, update. Sorry I'm delayed. < 1323397939 414346 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323397954 957050 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, tswett already saw it < 1323398188 842792 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is what someone wrote about monad: "My first thought was that a monad is what a man may only have one of after an accident." < 1323398236 43882 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: TOO SOON < 1323398259 895026 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: u monad bro? :trollface.jpg: augh I want to kill myself < 1323398262 342434 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I request laughter, so as to indicate to the channel that my joke was funny. < 1323398295 495569 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: oh come on, hitler has been dead for 66 years < 1323398345 4893 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323398358 77321 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ha < 1323398453 466987 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett, my conclusion that you saw it already was not based on reading #esoteric < 1323398501 35585 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well, it's not about Hitler. You know the thing about Capricorn? < 1323398543 155413 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like the thing about Capricorn, except inverted, and instead of Capricorn, it's the conjugate of spades. < 1323398556 600395 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ((ha)(ha))(~:^:(. )*S( )~**a~^a~!*~:^):^ < 1323398556 849866 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ...too much output! < 1323398561 137894 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1323398562 608618 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know. The card suit. < 1323398565 461627 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that clear it up? < 1323398582 791478 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett, I'm trying to get it, but I can only imagine a vague link between the things I think you're talking about. Except for when you started talking about spades, now I have no idea what you're talking about < 1323398585 430201 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: i'm not aware of any capricorn monads. < 1323398589 176419 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least in relation to recent events < 1323398597 496654 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, I wonder which ha is which... < 1323398606 951273 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ((HoNk)(hOnK))(~:^:(. )*S( )~**a~^a~!*~:^):^ < 1323398607 147774 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. hOnK. ...too much output! < 1323398610 313287 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1323398615 806945 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first ha apparently does nothing. < 1323398617 465865 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you talking about card games? < 1323398623 921154 :tswett!~Warrigal@unaffiliated/ihope PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, definitely. < 1323398627 312864 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: it was buggy, duh < 1323398686 635989 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woooh ls < 1323398718 974016 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor should read Homestuck. < 1323398726 525636 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :NEVER < 1323398741 507631 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly, if two artists are friends, and someone is a fan of one, they should be a fan of the other. Known fact. < 1323398746 932537 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ((ha)(ha))(~:^:(. )*S( )~**a~^!a*~:^):^ < 1323398747 109974 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha. ha. ha ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...too much output! < 1323398755 611484 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there you go. < 1323398760 546845 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^def ha ul ((ha)(ha))(~:^:(. )*S( )~**a~^!a*~:^):^ < 1323398760 724001 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Defined. < 1323398773 526649 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, you do know that Hussie and North interact, right? < 1323398807 782448 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=ryanquest < 1323398924 753515 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: but see, I like Homestuck but not Dinosaur Comics. < 1323398945 89873 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think your rule is broken < 1323399014 200165 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :fibonacci has eh < 1323399017 832437 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sound good < 1323399020 892651 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMPOSSIBLE < 1323399040 352321 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :fibonacci is a pretty cool guy. eh has sequence and doesn't afraid of anything. < 1323399901 395957 :Nisstyre!~yours@infocalypse-net.info QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1323400337 951658 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay science http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/12/biggest-telescope-starts-obser.html < 1323400510 449082 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay science < 1323400839 25126 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that about the radio array in chile? < 1323400850 613818 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1323400853 821564 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1323401377 999103 :oerjan!oerjan@tyrell.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Good night < 1323401997 523994 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can run all of linux-gnu-libc6 coreutils on Mac OS X :) < 1323402152 26094 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How? < 1323402348 893960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: gelfload < 1323403606 318927 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awww, can't run urxvt :( < 1323405557 301359 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Yet!) < 1323405781 194944 :Nisstyre!~yours@infocalypse-net.info JOIN :#esoteric < 1323406220 941203 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti, elliott update < 1323406224 47197 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett, you too < 1323406802 333805 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PART :#esoteric < 1323406869 67367 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323406953 981162 :MDude!~fyrc@or-67-238-19-212.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MSleep < 1323407008 305979 :PiRSquared17!~PiRSquare@wikipedia/PiRSquared17 PART :#esoteric < 1323407305 224319 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking, what would be the seasons between the tropics? The seasons are supposed to be reversed for the southern hemisphere but are they different between the tropics (including the equator, which is neither northern nor southern)? < 1323407977 189712 :DCliche!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323408190 537985 :Klisz!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323409606 176787 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323409675 572518 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1323410746 292933 :Darth_Cliche!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323410933 523053 :DCliche!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1323412533 980297 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1323413867 254521 :Darth_Cliche!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: You are now graced with my absence. < 1323414993 21429 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1323415036 429683 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Update. < 1323415038 585346 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HA < 1323415039 84985 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAH < 1323415039 748848 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HA < 1323415040 780221 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Client Quit < 1323415423 588782 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1323415479 54523 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1323415660 575614 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION puts a red X on top of monqy
< 1323415699 961556 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you know what the geographic elevation is for a specific floor of a specific building? < 1323415754 668682 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy is broken image < 1323415765 987229 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :broken monqy < 1323415767 12408 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :broken life < 1323415798 721902 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe there's an elevation table in the building's manual. (I suppose buildings come with a manual? I mean, they're expensive and all.) < 1323415807 66574 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: hi < 1323415807 977177 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: hi < 1323415816 452200 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1323415818 117333 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am using this in Free Geek Vancouver, so I can put it in a shell script that calls swetest (the Swiss Ephemeris test command-line program). The program has no option for using the current time, but the shell script I wrote will include the current date and time (using the date command) < 1323415818 917749 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1323415821 166181 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1323415828 399041 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswetest < 1323415839 473166 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I need to think of something to bug you abouts ince you talked? < 1323415858 710306 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is rules < 1323415865 173258 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is a silly rule. :/ < 1323415897 667981 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Only because it exists solely to inconvenience you!!! < 1323415910 626694 :Nisstyre!~yours@infocalypse-net.info QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323415910 803976 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like atheism. < 1323415953 906448 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think atheism's sole reason is to inconvenience me. < 1323415986 733543 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: UM, its sole purpose is to inconvenience GOD. < 1323415993 40164 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello? These situations are analogous? < 1323416020 559365 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, "like" like that, like. < 1323416057 707983 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Well, maybe it also exists solely to inconvenience you? The only conclusion one could draw from that is that you are god are you god fizzie. < 1323416136 59496 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm no god; I don't dare, otherwise oerjan would have a punch in the face for me. < 1323416160 169375 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: You made that sound profound somehow. < 1323416254 228969 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean I'd "totes" be a god except for the punch thing. < 1323416257 747924 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funny, I wouldn't even think that it'd inconvenience god. Not possessing existence could inconvenience a deity, sure, but simply having people not think it exists shouldn't. < 1323416285 981951 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gods run on belief, so... < 1323416297 939709 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Source: Pratchett.) < 1323416362 659532 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, well, fuck 'em. < 1323416381 765283 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Excuse me god has feelings too? < 1323416399 817905 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: And smiting. < 1323416402 343284 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I quote GOD HIMSELF on the matter, "I just want atheists to love me. :'(" < 1323416412 725460 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :QUOTE (C)(TM)(R) GOD HIMSELF < 1323416436 405435 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is reminded of something that happened in #jesus recently
< 1323416439 917089 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suggest he smite evil for a bit; that'd at least help. < 1323416852 109836 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If seasons are flipped in the south hemisphere, then what season is it on the equator? < 1323416923 209621 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the +nan.0 season. < 1323417063 104203 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: "Equator" < 1323417154 825523 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Wispumn. < 1323418767 534144 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1323418983 525591 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should it be called if I make a Haskell library with some comonads for some of the monad transformers and some similar things? < 1323418993 540028 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: monad transformers from which library? < 1323418997 381599 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :transformers, mtl, monads-tf? < 1323419050 711611 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :transformers < 1323419079 950271 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :transformers-comonads :P < 1323419087 152056 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1323419123 550692 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously not all of them can make comonads, and some require additional constraints (although some of the constraints required to make monads do not apply in some cases to make comonads) < 1323419300 50416 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, update < 1323419301 538176 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :=P < 1323419466 424718 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti < 1323419585 942521 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1323419644 867894 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy is kallisti < 1323419950 122388 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323421117 539234 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1323422910 831005 :hagb4rd2!~perdito@koln-4db42156.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323423032 836858 :Zuu!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1323423806 917089 :cheater!~cheater@ip-80-226-24-4.vodafone-net.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1323424622 116585 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1323424737 40209 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Axe umlaut stream < 1323424869 774359 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1323427130 836105 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1323427168 782577 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1323428266 529959 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323428409 188994 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :has anyone tried coding up the Black-Scholes options pricing formula in an esolang? Espen Haug lists versions of it in "multiple languages" at http://www.espenhaug.com/black_scholes.html but Malbolge, Piet, Homespring and the like are sadly missing < 1323428527 252959 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems a pretty arbitrary thing to code :P < 1323428530 300355 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt anyone has done so < 1323428533 979499 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you get to be the first! < 1323428570 961915 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ulysses_: looks like it involves lots of floats and whatnot < 1323428580 86489 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :malbolge and homespring are out at least, that's way too difficult < 1323428586 371169 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno how piet would be like < 1323428593 789106 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :glass or something is probably the most realistic option < 1323428678 895245 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks Elliott: I'm barely a programmer, but have begun wondering about working with my children on a simple language. Thus, I've begun to wonder whether I could code B-S up in Kid's Ruby (or even Storytelling Alice). < 1323428702 65028 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The next thought, though, was why stop with children's programming languages. Why not full esolangs? < 1323428712 408298 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, if finance is to be reformed... < 1323428721 808031 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ulysses_: Well, there's a Haskell implementation on that page :-) < 1323428802 834041 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah - you detect my lack of programming ability: I'd not appreciated that that was an esolang (it's not on the esolang wiki's list of languages). I may have missed others as well < 1323428839 326781 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe, Haskell isn't actually an esolang -- it's just unconventional enough to be :) < 1323428883 441934 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :...and also well-liked by many people here; whether that's a coincidence or not is for you to decide < 1323429132 882099 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never tried to talk to the esolang community before (or even consciously used an IRC channel). Is this the best way to suggest what might be a fun project to it? < 1323429168 576970 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :most likely; the wiki (http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Main_Page) is also a pretty good place for this stuff < 1323429188 574488 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if it gains any traction people will hear about it, this isn't a big place :) < 1323429426 452074 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :would it be OTT for me to suggest this on the wiki as well? If not, should I add B-S to the list of ideas? There is something nice about the idea of BS in BF < 1323429498 597729 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well the list of ideas is just for language ideas -- actually the best place is probably the forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ < 1323429504 528611 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it's quite inundated with spam these days < 1323429624 474795 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kind of you to distinguish my correspondence from spam. In any case, understood: I'll see if there's any traction here. Otherwise, what would you regard as the easiest esolang to set up and code in if I wanted to take a break from Kid's Ruby and Alice? < 1323429725 447005 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ulysses_: no setup required -- our IRC bots can run esolangs :p (some of them are written in them) -- they respond to private queries too so no need to worry of clogging the channel or anything < 1323429730 571284 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (hello)S < 1323429730 749628 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1323429749 718178 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :as for easiest, well, that's subjective :) brainfuck is obviously the most popular esolang by a wide margin < 1323429935 975203 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks. Please forgive any newbie question: if I wanted to use a BF superset or variant with a name that I wouldn't be worried about around my 3 - 8 year olds, what would you suggest? < 1323429944 673987 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"any" = "another" < 1323429977 754693 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, there's Ook!, but that's rather harder to read :-P < 1323429999 559832 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :a lot of people just call brainfuck "BF", pronouncing that is left as an exercise to the reader... < 1323430141 393353 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could also use Befunge because it's awesome, though a bit more difficult to understand. < 1323430169 820317 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PART #esoteric :"busy elsewhere..." < 1323430336 911807 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1323430363 181105 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1323430376 933359 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you kalisti. I think that I'll stick to BF. If I wanted to get a small version of it onto either a Linux or a Win 7 machine (ideally abbreviating brainfuck to BF), where should I start? < 1323431143 857744 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323431159 871353 :cheater!~cheater@ip-80-226-24-4.vodafone-net.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Extreme Programming didn't lift off" - Carl Friedrich Gauss < 1323431875 751177 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ulysses_: check out the wiki, there are plenty of implementations out there. You could even write your own easily. < 1323432076 933928 :derdon!~derdon@pD9E1D622.dip.t-dialin.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323432092 678665 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of what? < 1323432093 413110 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You have 16 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. < 1323432097 482111 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1323432104 736694 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell elliott FFS the threshold is like 9. < 1323432105 581008 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1323432106 117789 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell Phantom_Hoover Hi. < 1323432107 94268 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1323432107 797184 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks kallisti - I'm a very novice programmer, so usually have trouble hello worlding without a reference manual nearby. I'll look through the wiki's links, but wondered if any of the implementationw were particularly easy to set up and use < 1323432272 953146 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1323432549 227384 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1323434155 589568 :derdon!~derdon@pD9E1D622.dip.t-dialin.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323435637 712657 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-15.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323435787 967729 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :awww yeah taking intro to advanced math next semester < 1323435791 38934 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :should be good < 1323436236 718761 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are they going to teach you addition < 1323436237 611091 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1323436241 963376 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1323436421 375982 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: no I'm guessing like.... proofs? < 1323436427 944787 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :though we might actually do some abstract algebra. < 1323436441 786324 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so yes, maybe they'll teach me addition! < 1323436441 963719 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :proofs "advanced mat" < 1323436453 41329 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: an intro to advanced math, yes. < 1323436468 219344 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: anyway I'm basically taking it because it's required for topology. < 1323436532 776657 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm, I'm going pretty far into the upper-level math courses. < 1323436535 134834 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION considers a minor.
< 1323436552 958321 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :also wtf why is there no algorithm analysis class this semester. < 1323436674 440803 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the algorithms have already been analysed, perhaps. < 1323436783 570174 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :not by me! < 1323436811 853372 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :wooo I get to take databases now. so excited to learn absolutely nothing. < 1323436813 248762 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1323436817 643334 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Arran http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aran_Islands < 1323436822 716760 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most confusingly-named things. < 1323436886 434429 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: That first one looks pretty. < 1323436893 2972 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't really think that's very confusing... < 1323436895 303661 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It occurs to me that I have really low standards for prettiness in landscapes. < 1323436900 122174 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously arranged < 1323436916 934103 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: that's because you live in a city, I imagine. < 1323436919 668738 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, it is quite pretty, although I suspect that Minecraft has lowered your standards. < 1323436922 546376 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti, aaaaaahahahahaha < 1323436923 406998 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: "...". < 1323436933 683103 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hexham: big city for big people. < 1323436934 263567 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you even know what a city is. < 1323436938 982616 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have cities in Georgia. < 1323436942 107619 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1323436956 943175 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: In Georgia a "city" is anywhere with more than 3 people and a tree. < 1323436975 949635 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, even then, Hexham only has two people, and no trees. < 1323436979 745269 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hexham isn't a city, okay. < 1323436983 451302 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Yes, but also an abbey! < 1323436990 623684 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :That counts for like 2 1/2 trees. < 1323437017 2489 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I suspect I may have actually passed through Hexham by train on Tuesday, but I have no evidence. < 1323437018 748099 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :* < 1323437021 395606 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :**) < 1323437029 701557 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hexham is nearly THREE TIMES LARGER than my town in Georgia < 1323437032 197305 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: It... isn't that hard to determine. < 1323437036 854667 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact, Wikipedia even refers to it as "the city of Jasper" < 1323437039 841234 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, it is at night. < 1323437043 94680 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :whereas Hexham is a lowly "market town" < 1323437051 868324 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Where was your starting point, where was your destination. < 1323437072 125400 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.cozy-cabin.us/templates/uploaded_files/JaspeCityGuider.jpg < 1323437074 196265 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :York, Edinburgh. < 1323437081 632373 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to go out on a limb and say Hexham is more densely-populated than this. < 1323437084 359727 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric : It is named after General Andrew Pickens, a Revolutionary War hero who fought the Cherokee in 1760 and 1782. < 1323437091 86275 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has so much pride for his county.
< 1323437098 970664 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :he killed the injuns. < 1323437137 658649 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You... probably did. < 1323437143 578316 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: What are you _sure_ you passed through? < 1323437152 134120 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : elliott, even then, Hexham only has two people, and no trees. <-- nah i figure there are four: elliott, ngevd, elliott facekicker and elliott's mother. < 1323437164 216965 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything between various points A and B passes through the Hexham area because there's nothing else to pas through. < 1323437175 453414 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: um do you have any evidence facekicker elliott isn't my mother < 1323437179 261467 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Berwick, Newcastle. < 1323437185 801034 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: darn you're right < 1323437186 998031 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, facekicker moved out. < 1323437196 377546 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: OK you passed through Hexham. < 1323437201 289083 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Why... why didn't you visit ;__; < 1323437206 678336 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm amazed it didn't explode. < 1323437218 500756 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also the train didn't stop and the doors are infuriatingly hard to open while it's moving. < 1323437248 688835 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Old Gaol, behind the Moot Hall on Hallgates, was one of the first purpose built jails in England." Hexham, always at the cutting edge of progress. < 1323437268 877109 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Now we just build GRAVES. < 1323437272 779324 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :For old people to die in. < 1323437273 339 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, the stupidest: W|A can't tell about the land area of Hexham or Lieksa. (It only knows population counts and location and current weather and such -- http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Hexham+Lieksa -- even manually asking for "population density" or "area" gives just "data not available".) < 1323437287 310898 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In England it is customary to move into your grave up to three months before you actually die.) < 1323437289 13680 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"1,111 women employed as Sewers." < 1323437304 798340 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Yes the sewage system of Hexham is based entirely around women. < 1323437312 586459 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you ever seen The Human Centipede it's basically like that. < 1323437312 767206 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, most places just use pipes... < 1323437324 924044 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... < 1323437349 171128 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Yes but we like our water to have the unique taste that only all-female sewage systems can provide. < 1323437365 396123 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1323437366 662198 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :What am I doing with my life. < 1323437419 621776 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1323437476 131772 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And just like that, nobody talked to elliott any more. < 1323437506 12090 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION still talks to elliott.
< 1323437512 122953 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :He said nobody. < 1323437516 81972 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're nobody. < 1323437519 509954 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1323437534 844399 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but each person is a beautiful unique snowflake. Everyone is valuable. < 1323437575 136071 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION checks if kallisti is melting
< 1323437584 329514 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear it's hot in georgia < 1323437598 623785 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sanetemp 36 < 1323437601 525014 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :2.2 < 1323437607 129417 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :current temp in heathen degrees. < 1323437625 322862 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok that's not so hot, but still too much for a snowflake. < 1323437642 456611 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, not necessarily, doesn't water start being weird below 4°? < 1323437650 815760 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently it's only 3 C in Hexham, I am sceptical? < 1323437653 864420 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is sun outside and all that. < 1323437681 806400 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: it starts expanding when cooling, but i don't think that affects melting. < 1323437703 105778 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, there's sun in the Antarctic too. < 1323437730 676991 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the sun here is just about setting, and there's snow on the ground. < 1323437740 203120 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I'm not warm in the Antarctic though ALSO are you trying to school me about Antarctica that is a VERY DANGEROUS PATH BOY < 1323437763 781141 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: sheesh have you never heard of global warming and how it'll melt antarctica < 1323437766 294359 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, are you a master of knowing things about Antarctica. < 1323437769 891293 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's apparently -32.6 C at the South Pole right now. < 1323437781 496815 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT 16.4 in Ernest Shackleton which is apaprently in Antarctica? < 1323437787 473812 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Antarctica: WARMER THAN HEXHAM. < 1323437790 536569 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Yes. < 1323437801 707817 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You're still being dragged there some day. < 1323437813 156816 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: well it _is_ almost midsummer there < 1323437825 555201 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: are you sure Ernest Shackleton isn't just a person in antarctica and that's just his body temperature? < 1323437825 737475 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, how many penguins are there in Antarctica. < 1323437843 486223 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: FOR TWELVE YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING WHO IS ERNEST SHACKLETON < 1323437844 135084 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: "For example, if the ground humidity is only about 20% (very rare, because if there is precipitation, the atmosphere is generally wet!) then it could snow at 8°C (or 46°F for English users)." -- http://www.sciencebits.com/SnowAboveFreezing < 1323437855 308343 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Exactly 4. < 1323437860 554150 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The current temperature in Edinburgh Airport is apparently 3°C. < 1323437866 182194 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: o kay < 1323437875 761028 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG Libertine has a °C ligature. < 1323437877 836143 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: (There used to be 5, but he got lost and is currently in the Arctic.) < 1323437887 321176 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://lrs.ed.uiuc.edu/students/downey/project/chinstrap.jpg <-- pic of lost penguin < 1323437890 348965 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, what about the ones in Edinburgh. < 1323437892 166926 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: it snowed above freezing just a few days ago here. < 1323437900 324090 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: They're very, very lost. < 1323437903 631772 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Please give them a map. < 1323437912 256963 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Current temperature at Otaniemi: 0.12 °C -- oh, outside.hut.fi now says "This service is permanently experimental & now twice as unreliable" in place of just "experimental & unreliable" it used to for quite many years. < 1323437938 962040 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, OK, I'll throw them one when I go to glower at the pandas. < 1323437941 421821 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow weather is difficult. < 1323437946 665502 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude what if < 1323437952 483393 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :we genetically engineered snow pandas < 1323437960 3136 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :that can eat, uh... < 1323437960 185243 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: The pandas love you even if you are terrible. < 1323437962 462502 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :polar bears. < 1323437963 860853 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1323437966 950011 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ12DDe4ag0 < 1323437968 572892 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's supposed to be quite a snowstorm going on in Finland today, that's what they predicted. < 1323437977 109688 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am basically going to do this but with pandas. < 1323438033 895459 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: lol slides < 1323438039 630018 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: no the one in the arctic got eaten by garfield http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1996/ga960113.gif < 1323438063 725754 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh, 17000 people without electricity up there. < 1323438077 68728 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :And 29 m/s winds at times. < 1323438088 61975 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: "it's because we can do these things that makes us better than animals" I lol'd < 1323438097 641200 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :There *was* some flickering of lights here half an hour ago. < 1323438119 28067 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti, it is because we have Armando Iannuci that makes Scotland better than everywhere else. < 1323438326 271880 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_l72q9K3Fw&feature=related < 1323438337 31446 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god I can't stop laughing. < 1323438424 455048 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I think scotlanders are basically jerks. < 1323438448 971131 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION (total number of scottish known: 2)
< 1323438465 271880 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover and now Armando Iannuci. < 1323438483 460222 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :both verified jerks. < 1323438551 304024 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: TIME SPENT LOOKING AT RABBITS < 1323438552 128354 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :IS NEVER < 1323438553 472913 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVER < 1323438555 129862 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :WASTED < 1323438579 686084 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :noooo, it's not on 4oD < 1323438708 973958 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceEzpehDeDc how does one deal with the intense awkwardness in this i cant bear < 1323438737 859156 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fax paper that cries :D < 1323438742 858926 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not sure I've seen that one. < 1323438784 476339 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :That piano thing is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. < 1323438813 980 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would pay £1000 for a seat on a 2-inch cruise liner. < 1323438938 103627 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lZykBa_Fnw&feature=related < 1323438938 283220 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really hope this is how the Singularity goes. < 1323439326 198453 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-15.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: gone < 1323440113 598685 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-fe7ef900-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1323440242 256285 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :about to unplug, but hoped that one last commercial message wouldn't be inappropriate: I think that it would be a lot of fun to add esolang implementations of the Black-Scholes options pricing formula to Espen Haug's "multiple languages" list < 1323440250 781713 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks to all who discussed this with me earlier! < 1323440265 779111 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 PRIVMSG #esoteric :off to meet Circe < 1323440475 444774 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PART #esoteric :"Leaving" < 1323440553 732332 :Ulysses_!93bc8163@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.129.99 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1323440733 154624 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-d93299e5.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323442851 119486 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323443525 245922 :cheater!~cheater@ip-80-226-24-4.vodafone-net.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1323443905 441220 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323443968 743150 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1323444152 196160 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1323444884 809724 :MSleep!~fyrc@or-67-238-19-212.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MDude < 1323445351 151425 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323445382 348946 :copumpkin!~pumpkin@unaffiliated/pumpkingod JOIN :#esoteric < 1323446594 169646 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's 0°C outside, I can't find the key to the wood shed and the radiators are off. < 1323446612 31544 :Vorpal!~AnMaster@unaffiliated/anmaster JOIN :#esoteric < 1323449183 65447 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Have you considered arson? < 1323449372 797198 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: do you own a car < 1323449380 585969 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :those have radiators. < 1323449385 126306 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti, of course I don't own a car. < 1323449407 768984 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well look at you, mister prideful carless person. < 1323449432 636936 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is the wood shed of value? < 1323449440 806864 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh... is it a shed which contains firewood? < 1323449452 560860 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1323449485 236777 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...lol < 1323449489 811082 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how long ago have you last seen the key to the woodshed? < 1323449503 317034 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't remember. < 1323449512 602139 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1323449554 32537 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :one option is to consider breaking and entering your own woodshed .. after calculating how much it would cost to repair the break-in < 1323449564 725983 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and whether access to the wood is worth that < 1323449660 604791 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: do you own any animals? < 1323449674 934739 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :slaughter them and festoon your body with their carcasses. < 1323449686 551264 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not really going to make me much warmer? < 1323449695 806868 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will for a little while < 1323449700 807760 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :blood is very warm < 1323449730 300115 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: man you suck at life or death situations. < 1323449767 984716 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti, but why not just leave the animal alive so it generates more heat? < 1323449822 719226 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it was life or death you would certainly break into the woodshed :P < 1323449833 454101 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :failing that the textbooks would go in the fire < 1323449853 86051 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: because it's not EXTREME enough. < 1323449869 151891 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay well you can cut it open and soak yourself in its blood < 1323449887 111891 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then cradle it gently between your arms for added warmth < 1323449936 876655 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and keep on your guard while working out which of your companions is a psychopath < 1323450232 173323 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: also if you have an aluminum can, a knife, a lighter, and some isopropyl alcohol you can make a convenient stove. < 1323450503 255834 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric : As soda was marketed as a miracle cure, it was often considered a substance that required oversight and control like alcohol, another controlled substance that could not be served or purchased on Sundays in many conservative areas. < 1323450566 510780 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently this is one story for the origin of the ice cream sundae, because they couldn't sell ice cream sodas on sunday < 1323450569 532765 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :how. fucking. stupid. < 1323450628 940326 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know what's even more stupid. < 1323450644 906828 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Georgia is /just now/ considering a bill to overturn the ban of alcohol sale on Sundays. < 1323450678 844055 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :and probably only because it's an extra source of revenue. < 1323450681 698824 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 Georgia < 1323451107 173986 :Nisstyre!~yours@infocalypse-net.info JOIN :#esoteric < 1323451808 686842 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :just now considering? it has been considered and passed... now it's up to the individual counties. < 1323451820 19406 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :my county is already selling on sunday < 1323452332 599284 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love perl scripts that are almost entirely bash. < 1323452349 355076 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it lets me program with bash commands without having to use its terrible control constructs. < 1323452363 482862 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love bash scripts that are almost entirely perl < 1323452395 567211 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, that direction is a bit more clumsy < 1323452547 537403 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but still useful, because perl's command line options can do a lot of convenient stuff for file processing < 1323453839 442915 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 , Skype: patashu0 . < 1323454335 942475 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :core.c:1:0: error: ISO C forbids an empty translation unit [-Werror=edantic] < 1323454336 701820 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haw < 1323454426 493178 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :How edantic. < 1323454596 897102 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"struct core {int core;};" <-- this is now my file < 1323455432 291703 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323455597 119471 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Is this some sort of a "put a core in your core" joke? < 1323455645 401158 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, this is some sort of "force it to compile with -pedantic without actually having any content" non-joke. < 1323455909 401613 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not very funny at all. < 1323456173 937337 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hence it being a non-joke. < 1323456365 641928 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1323456604 808498 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: You could actually just make it "struct core;" < 1323456617 677632 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1323456635 474813 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: that just gave me a funny idea < 1323456678 657261 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :struct core { core a; } core_tag; < 1323456813 597601 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Now why didn't I think of that ... < 1323456862 377371 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... i think you guys know what i mean even if i typed it bad < 1323456886 650400 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't compile. Not even in C++ where it's vaguely meaningful. So nya :P < 1323456941 216178 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( typedef int int; ) < 1323456952 534665 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323457226 28763 :Klisz!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323457332 646365 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.0.17/2009122204] < 1323457351 532232 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323457531 340305 :Nisstyre!~yours@infocalypse-net.info QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323457606 463132 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Client Quit < 1323457621 117897 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323457657 373708 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Client Quit < 1323457690 799901 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323457931 638329 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you hardlink a UNIX domain socket ... < 1323457996 294937 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I bet you can. < 1323458004 555738 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well.. < 1323458026 927779 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I redact that to a tentative "maybe" < 1323458051 490535 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't seem to be working, but there are other issues at hand too. < 1323458069 322704 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.0.17/2009122204] < 1323458270 966910 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-25-173.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1323458271 400392 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-25-173.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1323458271 579292 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1323458380 684559 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh, looks like I'll have to set up a BSD sockets translation layer :( < 1323458384 373407 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was hoping I'd luck out with that one. < 1323458490 236047 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1323458898 408869 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh gelfload < 1323458902 921360 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are you doing? < 1323458908 722681 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :urxvt THINKS it's running. < 1323458911 830577 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :But where's my urxvt??? < 1323458926 148877 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: daemonized < 1323458944 117204 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a way to get find to put quotes around files? < 1323458958 946310 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :or to otherwise make them readable by grep without spaces messing up things? < 1323458986 496383 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't have spaces < 1323458992 116005 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: thanks < 1323458996 539793 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but no really < 1323459012 228641 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: you must exist in one of those perfect worlds you have full control of every problem you encounter. < 1323459031 308405 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ you/ where you/ < 1323459091 615690 :Slereah!~butt@ANantes-259-1-198-252.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1323459101 792173 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: change ifs by removing the space < 1323459146 980662 :Slereah_!~butt@ANantes-259-1-205-111.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1323459149 154890 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :...SO TERRIBLE SURELY THERE'S A BETTER WAY. < 1323459165 866762 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: alternatively, stop using `find` and use find -exec grep < 1323459170 513419 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh... < 1323459171 224934 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1323459180 238309 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forget about find's seven billion options sometimes. < 1323459192 971363 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're off by several orders of magnitude < 1323459199 98131 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has seventy trillion at least < 1323459227 558003 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats what happens when you insist on using your memory instead of context menus < 1323459273 617577 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaah bash quote hell < 1323459284 108143 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good hell < 1323459284 430450 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :itidus20: don't forget bash quote hell < 1323459290 240916 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: wrong kind of bash quote < 1323459301 753721 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :try another < 1323459312 58936 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess even windows programs have options ........... < 1323459321 262825 :itidus20!~itidus21@120.148.51.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^command line options < 1323459484 373954 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323459487 817496 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1323459501 788932 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: this was a good idea until quoting became involved < 1323459511 437815 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :any recommendations? I can't get bash to be happy < 1323459521 391764 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :find: missing argument to `-exec' < 1323459632 195811 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind I got it. < 1323459801 808487 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.0.17/2009122204] < 1323460467 964994 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: find is a weird one < 1323460607 280423 :Nisstyre!~yours@infocalypse-net.info JOIN :#esoteric < 1323460626 593065 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323460706 635381 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Client Quit < 1323460932 601342 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :"find spaces -print0 | xargs -0 grep foobar" is one alternative. < 1323460954 54693 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Where 'spaces' is a location with spaceful files.) < 1323460979 78244 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose having find execute grep directly is feasible too. < 1323461009 106472 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323461984 252762 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87-rdmsoft [XULRunner 1.9.0.17/2009122204] < 1323461996 989662 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1323462228 707657 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323462321 9853 :derrik!~xix@gprs-inet-65-22.elisa.ee QUIT :Quit: quitter < 1323464010 236529 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Swiss Ephemeris header file has a comment for two functions /* the following are secret, for Victor Reijs' */ < 1323464337 400911 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1323464808 168827 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Secret? < 1323466180 217739 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone know how to send a null character via a gnome-terminal? < 1323466231 175442 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can only send gnull characters < 1323466254 300313 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :no this is important damnit < 1323466284 799983 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help exec < 1323466285 912612 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Sorry, I have no help for exec! < 1323466360 547909 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323466404 702679 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1323466411 24486 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1323466414 804769 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay good < 1323466423 971926 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :except that I think irssi eats my null character < 1323466569 21470 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is quite possibly censored by the channel < 1323466584 970628 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf . < 1323466594 393231 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf +. < 1323466594 570796 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :
< 1323466608 189691 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess fungot censors by itself < 1323466608 574342 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: the world of space, or maybe even most cases things are independent. the results of the previous roll has no bearing on the current roll! it's brilliant! oh, i wasn't talking about you here, i have and now god's in on it too, utahraptor < 1323466624 34279 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text [chr 0] < 1323466637 597201 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text [chr 0, 'a'] < 1323466638 976935 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : a < 1323466677 428145 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it doesn't seem to appear on this server or on any other. < 1323466681 273311 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :er network sorry. < 1323466691 59586 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text [chr 1] < 1323466698 495273 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text [chr 1, 'a'] < 1323466699 878511 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : a < 1323466764 950874 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric ://div[1] < 1323466775 680252 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I /think/ this should select the 2nd div on a page. < 1323466780 299489 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but xpath still kind of baffles me. < 1323466853 74668 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c putchar(0); < 1323466879 867866 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c putchar(0); putchar('a'); < 1323466909 483062 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c printf("Is this even the right command?\n"); < 1323466912 135056 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is this even the right command? < 1323466923 940363 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c putchar('b'); putchar(0); putchar('a'); < 1323466926 868619 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b < 1323467061 99402 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the IRC server cancels the null characters < 1323467061 529810 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :NUL, CR and LF are the octets that are not legal in a parameter, according to RFC2812. < 1323467084 869454 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2) The NUL (%x00) character is not special in message framing, and < 1323467085 47125 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : basically could end up inside a parameter, but it would cause < 1323467085 47311 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : extra complexities in normal C string handling. Therefore, NUL < 1323467085 47477 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : is not allowed within messages. < 1323467093 171449 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it not only cancels it but omits everything afterwards < 1323467098 471509 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ALMOST LIKE A C-STYLE STRING WOW < 1323467112 39775 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: Yes, it does that. < 1323467129 989032 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried sending message to myself with null character that is what it does. I think it must be because of C. < 1323467152 97532 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's pause and take a moment to reflect on C's really dumb string representation. < 1323467209 172930 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, they should use befunge-style 0gnirts, where the string is backwards in memory, the pointer points to the last character, and there's a 0x00 in front to terminate it. < 1323467211 151889 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it is dumb. < 1323467367 984386 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c putchar(1); < 1323467370 988204 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​. < 1323467371 457349 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm < 1323467376 747487 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323467388 34448 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The NUL-terminated strings have been called "The Most Expensive One-byte Mistake" in widely pasted-in-IRC-and-everywhere http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=2010365 (disclaimer: this does not constitute endorsement of the aforementioned article) < 1323467410 339854 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: nice IRC lawyer move < 1323467420 348612 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What expensive mistakes are there? NUL-terminate strings, null, what else? < 1323467430 758266 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The . for putchar(1) is client-side, though; I keep postponing implementing that in fungot. < 1323467431 153171 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: don't people say that there's only one person you can have a low moral fibre. you can only have poor ethical training, t-rex. somebody's eaten my food, damn, guy, you shoulda realized when the utahraptor was so wrong! teamwork." < 1323467475 709843 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes @ irc eats nuls < 1323467586 810295 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRC eats NULs and shits... what? (There's a saying in Finnish -- it might be copied from Swedish, a lot of things here are -- about "eats iron, shits chain". I'm not sure what it exactly means, except a "tough guy" or some-such.) < 1323467601 171677 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounds a lot better in Finnish somehow. < 1323467601 827964 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shits errors < 1323467602 581763 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1323467610 233892 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where do you think read errors come from? < 1323467620 172145 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :every time you nul-terminate a string, a baby loses its irc connection < 1323467654 152275 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also that's a great expression < 1323467675 201748 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know how it's all sexy when a girl ties a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue? maybe they have a thing for guys who can tie knots in iron in their bowels < 1323467701 302153 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds like a metaphor for blue balls < 1323467706 557413 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O KAY < 1323467709 86682 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1323467723 375496 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric -- international hub of bad humor < 1323467761 837128 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text "\b" < 1323467767 168772 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1323467773 964305 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "\b" < 1323467775 358514 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "\b" < 1323467779 529607 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1323467788 238851 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Courtesy of Google, lyrics for an awful-sounding Finnish-band song: "Here we had built our cottages and saunas / From the swamp we have shovelled our fields / Nobody can take it away from us / Not for free, and that's for sure / We eat iron, we shit the chain / We never let them live" < 1323467794 630843 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no TOPIC #esoteric :is a second-generation, outside–in, pull-based, multiple-stakeholder, multiple-scale, high-automation, agile methodology. It describes a cycle of interactions with well-defined outputs, resulting in the delivery of working, tested software that matters. | International hub of bad humor | Everyone in #esoteric is ẌTREME | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1323467825 370352 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c putChar('\b'); < 1323467828 345750 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does not compile. < 1323467830 518554 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Korpiklaani (Finnish: Wilderness Clan) is a folk metal band from Finland who were formerly known as Shaman." I guess they're... famous enough to have a Wikipedia article. (That's a particularly low bar.) < 1323467832 911588 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1323467837 438892 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am leet C hacker < 1323467846 702786 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c putchar('\b'); < 1323467849 451067 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​. < 1323467857 634987 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1323467881 243762 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c Does not compile. < 1323467883 450769 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does not compile. < 1323467968 347959 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: nice quine < 1323468000 287235 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> blah blqh bj < 1323468001 698182 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `blah'Not in scope: `blqh'Not in scope: `bj' < 1323468023 559827 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah < 1323468024 973044 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `blah'Not in scope: `blah'Not in scope: `blah'Not in scope: `... < 1323468041 17224 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> Not in scope: `hi' < 1323468042 431313 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : : parse error on input `in' < 1323468053 214144 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> : parse error on input `in' < 1323468054 674332 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : : parse error on input `<' < 1323468056 627275 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> : parse error on input < 1323468057 763157 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : : parse error on input `<' < 1323468059 300216 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :> : parse error on input `<' < 1323468060 906470 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : : parse error on input `<' < 1323468065 848392 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1323468103 7610 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl aaogh ohgrøaf < 1323468104 505834 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unrecognized character \xC3 in column 11 at /tmp/input.7980 line 1. < 1323468113 704895 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl Unrecognized character \xC3 in column 11 at /tmp/input.7980 line 1. < 1323468114 867757 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Number found where operator expected at /tmp/input.8034 line 1, near "column 11" < 1323468124 309081 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.perlmonks.org/bare/?node_id=119526 < 1323468132 923662 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh dcc < 1323468136 211820 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl Illegal division by zero at blah line 1. < 1323468137 406070 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Number found where operator expected at /tmp/input.8108 line 1, near "line 1." < 1323468148 634922 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1323468166 881692 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't do a newline though < 1323468191 747300 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: you know i expect the filename containing /'s is essential :P < 1323468201 220444 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1323468210 937086 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl Illegal division by zero at /tmp/input.8108 line 1. < 1323468212 58539 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bareword found where operator expected at /tmp/input.8241 line 1, near "8108 line" < 1323468224 337765 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :eek < 1323468238 121811 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl seek DATA, 0, 0; print while ; < 1323468246 616260 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1323468255 770374 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1323468257 578029 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind < 1323468259 504829 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i guess !perl might add -w, or something. < 1323468260 439496 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :need a newline for that too < 1323468268 893581 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl seek DATA, 0, 0; print while ;__DATA__ < 1323468270 101848 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :seek DATA, 0, 0; print while ;__DATA__ < 1323468309 774674 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl open 0; print <0> #classic < 1323468311 74597 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :open 0; print <0> #classic < 1323468395 583668 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :those are not kimian quines though < 1323468404 745682 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :a python error-quine would be the worst. < 1323468407 529303 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(kimian quines being those that use error messages) < 1323468438 378028 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul Um < 1323468438 555699 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...bad insn! < 1323468447 70888 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ...bad insn! < 1323468447 248209 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...bad insn! < 1323468447 425695 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ...bad insn! < 1323468447 602906 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...bad insn! < 1323468449 174814 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ewoirowjer < 1323468454 521544 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1323468454 699271 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: bad insn! < 1323468470 801408 :derdon!~derdon@pD9E1CE32.dip.t-dialin.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323468475 551303 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf ] < 1323468475 729177 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mismatched []. < 1323468481 209464 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1323468482 788425 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1323468490 266846 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :KIMIAN QUINE NOT POSSIBLE IN BRAINFUCK < 1323468498 428450 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1323468500 915071 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :in that implementation < 1323468506 448581 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ] < 1323468514 982501 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf [ < 1323468515 159945 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mismatched []. < 1323468528 351729 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.] < 1323468534 478558 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf []. < 1323468537 875956 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. < 1323468538 919276 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1323468544 122531 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf < 1323468548 617966 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: there < 1323468551 65693 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :null quine. < 1323468552 842988 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :we win. < 1323468557 973700 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :not an error. < 1323468562 471112 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :FINE WHATEVER < 1323468566 204161 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Null quines usually don't count. < 1323468579 736522 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :`frisk iwehhsdfuhw < 1323468585 485682 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1323468587 842785 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: frisk: not found < 1323468588 320960 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :`frink wekroijwer < 1323468592 913730 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :`frink lol error plz < 1323468598 59179 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls bin < 1323468602 656005 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ wtf < 1323468606 906896 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo: lag lag la g all,l lagla < 1323468616 124618 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :wekroijwer (undefined symbol) < 1323468617 156636 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls fnord < 1323468618 465112 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warning: undefined symbol "error". \ Warning: undefined symbol "lol". \ Warning: undefined symbol "plz". \ error (undefined symbol) lol (undefined symbol) plz (undefined symbol) < 1323468621 621961 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access fnord: No such file or directory < 1323468631 93932 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :`frink foo (undefined symbol) < 1323468637 642836 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls ls: cannot access ls: No such file or directory < 1323468641 607397 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access ls: cannot access ls: No such file or directory: No such file or directory < 1323468647 974847 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1323468649 369239 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warning: undefined symbol "foo". \ Warning: undefined symbol "symbol". \ Warning: undefined symbol "undefined". \ foo (undefined symbol) symbol (undefined symbol) undefined (undefined symbol) < 1323468655 386980 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls ls: cannot access ls: No such file or directory < 1323468658 48225 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access ls:: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access cannot: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access access: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access ls:: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access No: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access such: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access file: No such file or directory \ ls: cannot access or: No such file or directory \ ls: < 1323468662 90409 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1323468706 130488 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So far, what it seem is that "swe_julday" is the only Swiss Ephemeris function that I import into Haskell without IO type < 1323468748 842844 :jix!~jix@dronf.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1323468760 263442 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It converts year/month/day into Julian day numbers) < 1323468785 837079 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn, and here i thought it told when swedish christmas day was < 1323468787 982866 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aSS(:^):^):aSS(:^):^ ...out of time! < 1323468788 527600 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aSS(:^):^):aSS(:^):^ ...out of time! < 1323468813 135958 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ! < 1323468813 313423 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...out of stack! < 1323468820 477079 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1323468856 840696 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that proves ...bad insn! is the only purely error ^ul quine < 1323468878 752280 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S(:^):^):^ ...out of time! < 1323468879 256471 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(:^):^):^ ...out of time! < 1323468885 786886 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose that's slightly less duplicationary. < 1323468887 601077 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyhoo. < 1323468919 918798 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Mismatched []." is the only error message the ^bf preprocessor can produce; the interpreter itself can print " ...out of time!" too, but not for the " ...out of time!" program. < 1323468935 902659 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Is Swedish Christmas Day on a different day from Canada and United States? < 1323468951 769427 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: i suppose not when you put it that way < 1323468960 589860 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1323468971 532193 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul ... < 1323468974 30460 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone has been inspired < 1323468988 382486 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric : PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1323468990 815730 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1323468998 154282 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul abc < 1323469008 492672 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (test)S < 1323469019 742677 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i sense a possible lack of error checking < 1323469029 999508 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does have error checking, unless I'm running an old version < 1323469030 743613 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323469050 493049 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1323469054 55899 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (test)S < 1323469054 233249 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :test < 1323469059 308397 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (test)SS < 1323469059 895619 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :test ...S out of stack! < 1323469064 257437 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul ... < 1323469070 120566 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul ...S < 1323469076 484792 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul S < 1323469077 117436 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...S out of stack! < 1323469078 874650 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul a < 1323469079 632994 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...a out of stack! < 1323469081 569413 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul abc < 1323469082 181576 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...a out of stack! < 1323469088 365291 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, it seems to be ignoring . < 1323469092 411965 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not for illegal commands, i guess < 1323469098 179782 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (.:^).:^ < 1323469106 640581 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1323469113 333603 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul .(test)S < 1323469121 703215 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, thutu is substitution based so it basically _has_ to fail for some strings, no? < 1323469126 569850 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :again, it sent the null string < 1323469130 422257 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: nope, there's escaping used < 1323469134 192864 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the input < 1323469134 370105 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1323469141 621178 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S(****)(~:*~:^):^):^ ...too much stack! < 1323469141 798504 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(****)(~:*~:^):^):^ ...too much stack! < 1323469143 782258 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fiendish < 1323469151 546830 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (:aS(:^)S(****)(~:*~:^):^):^ ...too much stack! < 1323469174 848058 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(****)(~:*~:^):^):^ ...too much memory used! < 1323469188 113731 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (:aS(:^)S(****)(~:*~:^):^):^ ...too much memory used! < 1323469211 590623 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(****)(~:*~:^):^):^ ...too much memory used! < 1323469222 540826 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (:aS(:^)S(:^):^):^ ...out of time! < 1323469225 430936 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(:^):^):^ ...out of time! < 1323469237 586705 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, it ran out of time much faster than it ran out of memory < 1323469284 107646 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S(:^(foobar)!):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469284 356528 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(:^(foobar)!):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469324 379144 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul (:aS(:^)S(:^(foobar)!):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469347 417959 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: does that even need the ! after (foobar)? < 1323469357 315838 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(:^(foobar)!):^):^ ...too much memory used! < 1323469367 832937 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S(:^(foobar)):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469368 29683 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(:^(foobar)):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469371 318629 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1323469432 270648 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: No, it's never executed; I just thought it'd be somehow cleaner. < 1323469440 331373 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1323469447 708746 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S(:^foobar):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469448 38459 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(:^foobar):^):^ ...too much prog! < 1323469452 825890 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I /thought/ it was never executed < 1323469467 358227 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose it could be in a hypothetical lazy Underload < 1323469476 92578 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, hmm, "lazy Underload" makes my head hurt slightly < 1323469498 868068 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-236-240.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1323469499 593218 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone else can figure out how to get a quine with the error message < 1323469500 984436 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ( < 1323469501 161716 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...unterminated (! < 1323469516 503574 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :...in it; the unterminated ( makes it... slightly tricky. < 1323469567 896448 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-216-231.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323469689 917991 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S(.)(~:S~:^):^):^.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ...too much output! < 1323469690 95480 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S(.)(~:S~:^):^):^........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...too much output! < 1323469694 30311 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That one's slightly silly. < 1323469708 570518 :jix!~jix@dronf.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323469715 378829 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that was all the error messages it has. < 1323469776 10291 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I really don't know why (.)(~:S~:^):^ as opposed to ((.)S:^):^. < 1323469808 291255 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ...unterminated (! < 1323469808 469114 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...bad insn! < 1323469837 351447 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul ) < 1323469837 528780 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...bad insn! < 1323469879 195838 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl $_ = "" print /[\A]/ < 1323469881 571099 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :syntax error at /tmp/input.11945 line 1, near """ print" < 1323469891 165059 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl $_ = "hi"; print /[\A]h/ < 1323469895 818193 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (:aS(:^)S):^( ...unterminated (! -- now you just need to add code to print a single '(' at the right spot, then you're done. Easy-peasy. < 1323469895 995363 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(:aS(:^)S):^ ...unterminated (! < 1323469896 172803 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl $_ = "hi"; print /\Ah/ < 1323469897 549296 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1323469925 129997 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: funny guy < 1323469960 704764 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ul ( < 1323469961 197281 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ...out of time! < 1323469966 978947 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, interesting < 1323469972 461629 :MDude!~fyrc@or-67-238-19-212.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1323470018 320902 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf < < 1323470025 468269 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1323470068 478574 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!unlambda Unknown command < 1323470069 881381 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​./interps/unlambda/unlambda.bin: file /tmp/input.12291: parse error < 1323470073 734670 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1323470079 292476 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, somebody bought a copy of my elementary cellular automaton rule 110 tie :P < 1323470089 668969 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :.. < 1323470092 192540 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :U RICH < 1323470102 785844 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323470118 309163 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!yodawg Unknown command < 1323470119 561778 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown function: U < 1323470124 636983 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello! < 1323470126 945886 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!yodawg Unknown function: U < 1323470128 228404 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown function: U < 1323470164 476959 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Olé! < 1323470314 570568 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1323470603 96435 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't even know how you'd FIND my ECE rule 110 tie :P < 1323470625 301075 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe somebody as nerdy as me was going "I wonder if somebody's already put cellular automaton on a tie ... THEY HAVE!" < 1323470704 906255 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323470725 251092 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, you didn't pass through Hexham < 1323470734 2764 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you changed at Carlisle < 1323470740 415362 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I log read now < 1323470860 348789 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You probably took the East Coast line which doesn't go via Hexham < 1323470877 335875 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want Hexham you either need the Tyne Valley line or... < 1323470883 628099 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww. < 1323470899 700515 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glasgow South Western Line < 1323470906 405951 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's your comment on Hexham's sewer system? < 1323470912 702163 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1323470918 706719 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's sewerrific? < 1323470924 771416 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The women keep slacking and making my street flood < 1323470928 889478 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net NICK :Ngevd < 1323471025 836972 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :once a month, the sewers flood, right < 1323471107 145874 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dinosaur Comics asks: How would YOU pronounce queu? < 1323471119 228601 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :que? < 1323471121 536762 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roughly, yeah < 1323471121 714017 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ping < 1323471122 595018 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1323471122 772419 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1323471128 149399 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kwayooh < 1323471137 410374 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right. < 1323471150 496302 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf ,[.>,] <[<]<++++++[>+++++++++<-]>[->.[-]<[->+<]>] +[] ...out of time! ,[.>,] <[<]<++++++[>+++++++++<-]>[->.[-]<[->+<]>] +[] ...out of time! < 1323471155 342110 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : ,[.>,] <[<]<++++++[>+++++++++<-]>[->.[-]<[->+<]>] +[] ...out of time! ,[.>,] <[<]<++++++[>+++++++++<-]>[->.[-]<[->+<]>] +[] ...out of time! < 1323471156 350917 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is *such* a cheat. < 1323471162 814646 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :And obviously senseless. < 1323471223 485302 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323471340 699551 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323471396 557976 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did anyone see http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/Taneb/ohno.png < 1323471408 72710 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1323471435 811845 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it because of the spam bots < 1323471454 63279 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice %i %j %t too < 1323471467 138732 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is Tru-View and why does it have those %i %j %t codes there < 1323471481 471142 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dinosaur comics contends: q(ue)*u? is pronounced the same as 'queue' < 1323471481 972837 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's... < 1323471484 688652 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea < 1323471494 801933 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that picture was taken in school < 1323471500 399066 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hence the choice of browser < 1323471547 950375 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Call that telephone number and insist on using the teacher's telephone to do so < 1323471554 249591 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :presumably it's some net nanny < 1323471599 944985 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good thing nothing happens on the wiki anyway < 1323471605 850258 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and presumably those codes are part of a format string, and were supposed to have been replaced with actual reasons. < 1323471615 632719 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :even the spambots have been boring < 1323471618 350093 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: That is what I thought, so it seem wrong like that < 1323471630 215248 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Call them and tell them to fix it < 1323471702 723774 :zzo38!~zzo38@h24-207-49-17.dlt.dccnet.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can any other protocols be accessed? I know when I was at school I could still telnet out. However, some people were accessing webpages that were blocked (but at least they were not keyword-based blocking). They had multiple proxies it seemed. In some cases you could use the IP address instead of the domain name to access it anyways (I once helped someone with this) < 1323471724 721564 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea, zzo38 < 1323471725 588072 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I don't know, doesn't the comic itself only say that the finite set of q(u(e(ue?)?)?)? is pronounced the same? < 1323471732 374105 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wasn't bored enough to try < 1323471763 343482 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, I almost completed Dungeons of Dredmor today < 1323471766 229709 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I died on Dredmor himself < 1323471783 267165 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good for you! < 1323471788 95692 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not too good at it < 1323471793 372709 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> drop 2 . inits $ 'q' : cycle "ue" < 1323471795 391425 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ["qu","que","queu","queue","queueu","queueue","queueueu","queueueue","queue... < 1323471795 609744 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ["qu","que","queu","queue","queueu","queueue","queueueu","queueueue","queue... < 1323471801 47289 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I generally don't make it past the second floor < 1323471866 192024 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I AM CALLING THE NUMBER < 1323471931 446290 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh no they've gone to bed < 1323472040 614270 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a function to only take every nth element from a list? < 1323472085 491695 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoogle doesn't sound helpful here, considering all the other functions with similar signatures < 1323472092 478571 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472093 441008 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prelude drop :: Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472093 618434 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prelude drop :: Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472093 618612 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.List drop :: Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472093 618723 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prelude take :: Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472093 795774 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.List drop :: Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472093 973035 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prelude take :: Int -> [a] -> [a] < 1323472109 716747 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1323472115 474419 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, it could suggest that I check Data.List for it < 1323472116 577461 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Derp < 1323472129 725105 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t map head . iterate (drop ?n) < 1323472131 191810 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. (?n::Int) => [a] -> [a] < 1323472131 369018 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. (?n::Int) => [a] -> [a] < 1323472139 573152 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone have a website I can point my script to that always redirects? < 1323472164 233550 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl print LWP::Simple; print get("wikipedia.com") < 1323472165 574228 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Undefined subroutine &main::get called at /tmp/input.16020 line 1. < 1323472180 520262 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl print LWP::Simple 'get'; print get("wikipedia.com") < 1323472181 592576 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Undefined subroutine &main::get called at /tmp/input.16205 line 1. < 1323472185 671785 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1323472186 2499 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, I still don't entirely get the whole implicit parameters thing < 1323472191 152080 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl print LWP::Simple 'get'; print LWP::Simple::get("wikipedia.com") < 1323472192 373989 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Undefined subroutine &LWP::Simple::get called at /tmp/input.16339 line 1. < 1323472200 495484 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :!perl print LWP::Simple; print LWP::Simple::get("wikipedia.com") < 1323472201 644177 :EgoBot!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Undefined subroutine &LWP::Simple::get called at /tmp/input.16462 line 1. < 1323472201 981167 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1323472203 586307 :espero!~yaaic@cpc1-camd2-0-0-cust1875.hari.cable.virginmedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1323472218 220722 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell < 1323472253 414167 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome espero < 1323472256 292072 :HackEgo!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :espero: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page < 1323472308 150975 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :En la mondon < 1323472337 665530 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :En la mondon venis nova sento, tra la mondo iras forta voko. < 1323472456 258885 :espero!~yaaic@cpc1-camd2-0-0-cust1875.hari.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you oerjan. sorry for delayed reply: newbie, on Android < 1323472566 292235 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :espero, you like esoteric programming? < 1323472709 614135 :espero!~yaaic@cpc1-camd2-0-0-cust1875.hari.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was on the channel 10 or so hours ago as Ulysses_ (apols to the real one), trying to drum up support for coding Black-Scholes in esolangs. don't know how to view history after left yet < 1323472897 859170 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1323472907 524494 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm < 1323473011 643923 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323473012 509087 :thutubot!~thutubot@cpc1-king8-0-0-cust530.perr.cable.virginmedia.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323473118 932306 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :espero, if you want an easy programming language to teach your kids (not esoteric), check out scratch.mit.edu < 1323473229 401732 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eros! < 1323473249 784367 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm more of a Xenia fan < 1323473254 904467 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :espero: the channel logs link is in the topic, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1323473310 783143 :espero!~yaaic@cpc1-camd2-0-0-cust1875.hari.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks Taneb. We've played a bit w scratch. here, though, I just thought would be cool to code up finance's version of "hello world" in an esolang < 1323473339 643157 :espero!~yaaic@cpc1-camd2-0-0-cust1875.hari.cable.virginmedia.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks oerjan. looking now < 1323473425 631153 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the param for grep to print context < 1323473487 688896 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :--context < 1323473528 441591 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :also -C < 1323473535 338066 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just plain numbers work too, as long as the same amount of before/after context is okay. < 1323473547 286527 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: did you know that man pages have a /find/ command? < 1323473573 121608 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: A pedant would say something about man page viewers here. < 1323473581 223758 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck pedants < 1323473584 115018 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: i do now < 1323473596 601248 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find the "search backward" command kind of annoying < 1323473599 266344 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a special instance of less i think? < 1323473609 207499 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man, pages! < 1323473613 709296 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :never pay attention to these details... < 1323473613 886563 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: something like that. < 1323473620 397206 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's similar in any case. < 1323473634 594089 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it's less. < 1323473640 194136 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :the help says "SUMMARY OF LESS COMMANDS" < 1323473648 167835 :espero!~yaaic@cpc1-camd2-0-0-cust1875.hari.cable.virginmedia.com QUIT :Quit: Yaaic - Yet another Android IRC client - http://www.yaaic.org < 1323473681 656814 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :man -P tac < 1323473709 693016 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1323473774 112275 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: heh < 1323473783 659975 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: is there a way to combine tac with less? < 1323473797 415856 :shachaf!~shachaf@204.109.63.130 PRIVMSG #esoteric :less tact < 1323473814 349317 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: Surely you jest ... ever heard of ... y'know ... pipes? < 1323473824 262302 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :How tactless. < 1323473825 309493 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: as an option to man? < 1323473828 617716 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: if you say so. < 1323473846 769703 :Taneb!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1323473857 49947 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tac? < 1323473858 300190 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1323473868 467599 :shachaf!~shachaf@204.109.63.130 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man man | tac | less < 1323473869 569857 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: though man man | tac | less works fine apparently < 1323473870 602503 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1323473875 877276 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1323473876 908793 :Klisz!~Klisz@c-67-176-12-54.hsd1.co.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: You are now graced with my absence. < 1323473882 573230 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: how does it magically know now to less itself? < 1323473884 187927 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know why you'd want to read a man page in reverse ... < 1323473891 6862 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: istty < 1323473896 650885 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :*isatty < 1323473912 259675 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah okay. < 1323473924 938499 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try man isatty | tac | shuf | grep -v int | less < 1323473925 936023 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1323473936 833690 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was wondering how programs seemed to magically know I wanted an interface or just raw stream output. < 1323473941 679429 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :DESCRIPTION < 1323473941 856809 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric : bugs, < 1323473991 598269 :Ngevd!~Taneb@host-84-13-71-126.opaltelecom.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1323474011 220148 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :grep -v int? < 1323474078 745242 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :OHHHH UNIX noobs < 1323474081 736434 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1323474083 104899 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :"man -H elinks foo" is an interesting approach too. (Or any other browser.) < 1323474104 576499 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it doesn't even work. < 1323474192 993898 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: is there like a "everything you need to know about Unix to be cool on IRC" book that everyone has read except me? < 1323474196 6032 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, it wants it as "man -Helinks foo". Anyhow. < 1323474281 803580 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Gregor's ... | tac | shuf | ... pipeline win the coveted-by-contrarians "useless use of tac" award? < 1323474385 282270 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: It'd better. < 1323474388 49527 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION thinks bash should replace | with >>=
< 1323474398 896391 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :tac|tac # the strict cat < 1323474402 458357 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: Yes, you haven't read it *snicker8 < 1323474407 124481 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/8/*/ < 1323474439 922328 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't run linux-gnu-libc6 rxvt on Mac OS X and I don't know why :( < 1323474475 520115 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: or do I just have to boot with some barebones linux distro for 6 months to obtain leet unix cred? < 1323474504 528997 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: Technically speaking if you wanted leet /UNIX/ cred, Linux is not the way to go. < 1323474517 83447 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :leet unix-like cred. < 1323474520 172327 :fizzie!fis@iris.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Watching shit scroll by for hours makes me a Linux expert overnight. -- funroll-loops, via fallible puny human memory. < 1323474522 26479 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that even a thing? < 1323474529 565795 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, I don't know shit about pax. < 1323474530 926029 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :leet unix-like cred doesn't sound very cool. < 1323474531 403967 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because fuck pax. < 1323474570 63984 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :You gain UNIX skills by osmosis. < 1323474580 704273 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :People mock you on IRC, but every time they mock you, you learn something. < 1323474585 267695 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eventually, you start mocking others. < 1323474591 22634 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so "wasting lots of time doing nothing" then? < 1323474596 321700 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the cycle of mocking^Wcaring continues. < 1323474620 337725 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't mock people for not knowing things < 1323474626 288554 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just... teach them. < 1323474652 345384 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what I do when I'm on the clock. < 1323474657 651889 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Off the clock, it's more fun to mock. < 1323474659 922893 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :because... seriously what kind of person can mock someone for not knowing something? < 1323474660 100405 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also rhyme. < 1323474667 194244 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- < 1323474699 152962 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/can/has the right to/ < 1323474723 198666 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lesse what /whois has to say about that ... < 1323474737 350717 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I don't know where you are :P < 1323474750 419853 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1323474755 761547 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I assume it's somewhere that subscribes to the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights. < 1323474760 137066 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And as a result, the answer is "everyone" < 1323474765 63788 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm in antarctica. < 1323474769 835419 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought the US didn't? < 1323474805 898216 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: For the purposes of the above declaration, the US Constitution's bill of rights is quite sufficient. < 1323474816 598569 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/has the right to/is within reason to/ < 1323474842 243345 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: As I described above, mocking is caring. < 1323474855 694362 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not. < 1323474868 886421 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just someone feeling smug because they know some trivial detail. < 1323474876 467560 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :the learning effect is secondary. < 1323474911 762397 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And? Relevance? Learning is achieved, both parties come away with something they didn't have before; one knowledge, the other a smug but wonderful feeling of superiority. < 1323474941 45044 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I'm so bad at trolling because I fail to choose the right moment to lose interest. Doesn't help when there's no other participants either. < 1323474976 895933 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1323474985 888590 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1323475025 29612 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: I think developing a false sense of superiority is a bad character trait. < 1323475046 797899 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :False? < 1323475054 662271 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also one of the virtues of a programmer, according to Larry Wall. (Hubris) < 1323475058 821406 :Gregor!foobar@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously, why doesn't Unicode have a TROLLFACE character. < 1323475103 374923 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: because then you're not really trolling. < 1323475106 770781 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :also: it's >:) < 1323475117 543283 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :or >:P if you're extra snarky < 1323475180 371904 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric ::> can work in some situations. And is equivalent to: http://chanarchive.org/content/61_tv/12738425/1288212726683.jpg