00:00:07 BogusForth website (from the Wayback Machine; retrieved on Error: invalid time) 00:00:09 getting better 00:00:11 -!- augur has joined. 00:01:10 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esolang:Sandbox yay 00:02:35 WHOAH the Wayback Machine from R&B&F was actually a "WABAC Machine" 00:02:37 Mind = blown 00:02:52 Yeah, totally backronymed. 00:02:59 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:03:11 pikhq_: The acronym doesn't expand to anything, so yeah. 00:03:21 It was just made to look like an acronym but sound like "way back" 00:03:34 Wacky Acronym Bullshit: All a Con 00:06:33 Where is the nonsense in our topic from? 00:07:25 Friendship: :JUDGE: something or other 00:07:43 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller 00:09:07 According to Miller's teaching, the addition of hyphens and colons to one's name turns one from an ordinary, taxable human into a non-taxable “prepositional phrase.” 00:09:20 Whoaaaaaaaaaah 00:09:27 I am now GREGOR-FRIENDSHIP-RICHARDS 00:09:52 *RICHARDS: 00:10:17 Oh yes, sorry 00:10:48 -!- Friendship has changed nick to GREGOR-FRIENDSHI. 00:10:50 :( 00:11:00 -!- GREGOR-FRIENDSHI has changed nick to Friendship. 00:11:01 gregor friendsky 00:11:07 I think the government should actually have a system whereby you can indeed withdraw from your "legal persona" and be exempt from paying taxes, so long as you give up all possessions of that legal persona and no longer partake in the use of anything ever funded by taxes. 00:11:28 All the conspiracy theorists would have to just go off into the wilderness and pick themselves off one by one. 00:12:28 oerjan: btw the "external resources link" in http://esolangs.org/wiki/Language_list's TOC is now pointless... as is the "Top of page" one for that matter 00:12:39 not sure how to adjust the TOC without it looking uglier though 00:13:04 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:13:51 elliott: Highly tempting. I'm not entirely sure if it's actually implementable, but it would be nice to be able to have the crazies just... Not be in our legal system. 00:14:02 Become not human person? But still apply sales tax anyways? 00:14:26 zzo38: No, they would be exempt from all taxes and exempt from all tax-paid services. 00:14:26 zzo38: No, what are you talking about? You can't *buy* things if you don't have a legal person. 00:14:34 zzo38: More like non-person human. And you certainly won't buy things from stores, that needs money and roads. 00:14:39 This would include the regulated markets. 00:14:44 pikhq_: (Note: This would actually just encourage them.) 00:15:09 So wait... 00:15:13 If Obama doesn't have a birth certificate... 00:15:18 Does that mean he doesn't have to pay taxes? 00:15:20 WHOA 00:15:45 elliott: Except their life expectancy would be approximately the same as the life expectancy of early agricultural societies. 00:15:56 Or, if they're lucky, a particularly incompetent hunter-gatherer band. 00:16:03 pikhq_, elliott, Friendship: You seem to be missing the point I am trying to make. (I mean you are neither human nor person; you need to do a scientific experiment to change something; and then if someone is willing to sell you stuff anyways, you still have to pay sales tax because that is paid by the vendor) 00:16:24 It's true, I often miss the points zzo38 tries to make. 00:16:47 you're talking about :David-Wynn: Miller 00:16:59 zzo38: Except they would by necessity be barred from the store, as that is in part a tax-paid service. 00:17:10 kmc: And GREGOR-FRIENDSHIP-RICHARDS: 00:17:12 kmc: No, we did that yesterday. Now we're talking about talking about :David-Wynn: Miller. 00:17:19 QUANTUM-LANGUAGE-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR is the Correct Language, as it is based on fact. There is no ambiguity with anything Quantum, it is purely Mathematical. Have you ever thought of Language being Mathe 00:17:19 matical? 00:17:37 kmc: You're the one who started us talking about it, to be precise :P 00:17:41 yes 00:17:51 i was drunk and stoned and reading about :david-wynn: miller 00:17:54 and it reminded me of #esoteric 00:17:58 also see topic 00:18:05 excellent 00:18:31 hey oerjan should i take down the sitenotice or leave it up 00:19:04 "what is government if words have no meaning?" 00:19:36 by murphy's law, the wiki won't start breaking until you take it down. 00:22:26 pikhq_: If a window is opened and a bird flies in and knocks over the merchandise, or a meteor from space falls in and breaks the merchandise, neither birds nor meteors pay taxes...... dead people don't pay taxes either (although sometimes there are death taxes)...... 00:23:01 Yes, and none of those make transactions within our legal framework. 00:24:15 But what if a store specializes selling things to dead people? Obviously such a things would be crazy, but philosophically you have to think of it anyways 00:24:23 Just as a legally excommunicated person couldn't. 00:25:35 oerjan: ok i'll leave it up forever then 00:25:44 O KAY 00:25:48 I know some things about excommunication in the Roman Catholic Church but that is different 00:25:50 "If a window is opened and a bird flies in and knocks over the merchandise, or a meteor from space falls in and breaks the merchandise, neither birds nor meteors pay taxes" ;; this is beautiful 00:26:11 zzo38: Yes, I'm merely saying it's analogous. 00:26:32 elliott: Oops, the second comma should be a semicolon 00:26:44 That makes it worse though :( 00:27:09 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language is a mess 00:27:13 But if it is changed to a semicolon then it means what I intended it to mean instead of what it means with two commas which is not what I intended it to mean. 00:28:10 elliott: Then fix it. 00:28:14 /nick :k-m:c 00:29:18 zzo38: i would but have no idea where to start 00:33:10 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brainfuck&diff=prev&oldid=476993420 00:33:13 hmm 00:33:18 oerjan: what do you think of the assertion that brainfuck doesn't have a tape? 00:33:27 "array" seems much less suitable to me, because of the restricted movement patterns 00:34:06 if brainfuck doesn't have a tape, then neither does a turing machine 00:34:46 wikipedia is written by retards, what did you expect 00:35:02 oklodol: that edit was made by daniel b cristofani. 00:35:15 Wikipedia is written by people other than retards too, however. 00:35:25 but mostly retards 00:35:29 OK 00:35:32 i suppose one might ask what terminology brainfuck itself uses 00:35:42 oerjan: grr, it looks like http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALinkSearch&target=*.archive.org&namespace=0's results include links by the template :( 00:35:55 oops 00:36:04 oerjan: oh, wait, easy to fix 00:36:07 I'll remove the link from the template temporarily 00:36:26 done 00:36:35 btw i've started editing some 00:36:46 from the top 00:36:52 gah still didn't help. apparently because of caching 00:36:56 oerjan: yes, i noticed :) 00:38:23 * elliott starts from the bottom to avoid conflicts 00:38:28 THANK YOU 00:38:56 editing whta? 00:39:01 *thaw 00:40:46 http://esolangs.org/wiki/MechaniQue we need a {{complete mess}} to stick on things like this 00:40:51 elliott: um your removing the link means i cannot see if my edit looks right 00:41:39 oerjan: well ok i can put it back 00:41:52 done 00:42:26 elliott: what's wrong with MechaniQue? seems more thought out than a lot of stuff in there. 00:42:34 insanely boring naturally 00:45:33 oerjan: :D this wayback link is a {{deadlink}} 00:45:38 * elliott fixes it 00:45:49 * elliott considers plugging it into the wayback amchine 00:45:58 *machine 00:46:27 elliott, is it turing complete?? 00:46:52 what 00:47:11 the word "it" 00:47:47 hm i think we _don't_ want the template on the EsoInterpreters page. 00:48:04 ugh, don't remind me of EsoInterpreters 00:48:09 it desperately needs to be maintained by a bot 00:48:34 oerjan: btw you haven't been marking your edits as minor :P ...come to think of it, I don't think that actually has any use on Esolang 00:51:27 i didn't think these were minor enough 00:51:38 i guess i could 00:52:29 back 00:52:40 oerjan: i wasn't complaining, just noting in case you intended to but forgot 00:53:10 i've often gone on minor-edit sprees and forgotten to mark them half-way through 00:53:22 hmm, EsoInterpreters should really have a better tite 00:53:23 title 00:53:36 EsotericTers 00:58:04 -!- pikhq has joined. 00:58:04 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 01:00:09 oerjan: haha, i clicked to edit a page with the old links 01:00:14 and you had already got there before it loaded 01:01:51 Esotericist, maybe? 01:02:37 MDude: wat 01:03:14 http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/esotericist 01:03:22 * elliott knows, but isn't sure of relevance 01:03:38 hmm, EsoInterpreters should really have a better tite 01:03:42 -!- azaq23 has joined. 01:03:56 -!- azaq23 has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 01:04:06 I figures a noun relating to the esoteric could work. 01:04:10 *figured 01:04:53 [[EsoInterpreters]] is a page on the wiki 01:04:56 -!- azaq23 has joined. 01:05:03 it's actually just a matrix or cross-reference of interpreters of esoteric languages in other esoteric languages 01:05:03 elliott: looks like we've met in the middle? 01:05:09 but that's a bit too long for a title 01:05:25 oerjan: oh, I started doing them slower and semi-randomly because I brb'd for a while and have a headache 01:05:31 sorry 01:05:38 probably all of them are done now, though 01:06:12 looks it 01:08:18 you've checked with that link removal thing? 01:09:05 oerjan: well it didn't really seem to work the last time, I think template stuff actually isn't shown 01:09:07 but there's a cache 01:09:10 so I'll check again later 01:11:26 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:24:12 Ummm 01:24:13 I think to the vast majority of the planet, all programming language is esoteric... NERDS!- Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg | Talk 18:55, 16 October 2008 (UTC) 01:32:07 well it _is_ true. 01:33:18 -!- cheater__ has joined. 01:33:35 fsvo esoteric :P 01:34:22 * elliott suddenly realises what he's been doing wrong all this time 01:34:33 oerjan: i'm making you an administrator, and putting you in charge of controversial deletion discussions 01:36:01 what? 01:36:03 not even a single AAAA? 01:36:22 -!- cheater_ has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 01:40:47 "Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg" // this is the single most likely name in the history of the world. 01:41:16 My best friend is an Al-Silverburg 01:44:00 oerjan: btw you started esointerpreters right 01:47:19 i was away 01:47:26 um and no i don't think so 01:47:32 oh, ok 01:47:50 i'd imagine the history page might tell... 01:48:18 nthern apparently 01:48:19 Friendship: needs more chinese 01:48:30 but you worked a lot on it :P 01:48:44 maybe. 01:49:35 http://static.fsf.org/nosvn/appeal2010/bundles.png 01:49:37 LET'S GET READY TO BUNDLE 01:52:35 "How to Grow a Unix Beard" INCLUDED FREE, LIMITED TIME OFFER 01:53:01 (free as in beard?) 01:56:31 :D 01:58:59 "This book collects the writing of Richard Stallman in a manner that will make its subtlety and power clear." 01:59:07 If there's one thing I associate with rms, it's subtlety. 01:59:26 Especially his writing. 02:08:16 -!- zzo38 has joined. 02:11:18 elliott: HLEP my battery is running out. 02:11:37 What decision could I have made in the recent past that would be causing it not to run out right now. 02:12:09 Discharging the battery 02:12:58 shachaf: Buying another laptop. 02:13:06 One with a longer battery. 02:13:23 I'm pretty another laptop's battery would have been shorter. 02:14:43 oerjan: [[LOLCODE]] says "This article is a stub, which means that it is not detailed enough and needs to be expanded. Please help us by adding some more information." 02:14:48 oerjan: i think we should remove everything after the first comma. 02:15:24 ...including the article that follows 02:16:08 elliott: What about the comma? 02:17:17 i think you are joking. 02:18:25 oerjan: really? 02:18:31 i could do it, you know 02:18:35 NOBODY COULD STOP ME 02:20:08 I really like that we've somehow established this ritual of implementing Deadfish in a language to be an insult to both the language and Deadfish. 02:20:50 -!- cswords_ has joined. 02:21:50 * shachaf looks up Deadfish. 02:22:42 Why would you waste your breath insulting Deadfish? 02:22:54 It looks like a fine language for exactly the thing that it's meant for. 02:23:08 It's a... tributeinsult. 02:23:23 My battery is about to run out. :-( 02:23:31 HLEP ME, elliott 02:23:53 If I become disconnected, the only th#*#@*R$#@NO CARRIER 02:24:11 Did you know I woke up at 10 pm? 02:24:42 -!- cswords has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 02:24:56 believable 02:25:45 What the fuck just happened to my reputation trail. :( 02:27:27 did esowiki happen 02:29:42 :'( 02:30:21 Oh, it fixed itself. 02:35:36 * oerjan does not think it's an insult to either party 02:39:52 oerjan: i refuse to believe the proliferation of deadfish interpreters started because it is a good language 02:44:57 mhm 03:07:29 Maybe it started because it's a kind of cool sounding name? 03:09:02 http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/03/optimus_prime_politely_suggests_we_all_go_to_space.php 03:22:30 -!- itidus21 has joined. 03:28:24 e 03:29:36 -!- cheater__ has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 03:34:55 e 03:36:26 e 03:36:44 welcome to the world's worst ghost containment facility 03:36:51 it's a cardboard box 03:37:39 nothing a handful of pentagrams cannot fix 03:40:17 no pentagrams 03:40:18 only crayons 03:40:26 sheesh 03:40:35 * oerjan draws a pentagram with a crayon 03:40:41 no 03:40:42 the ghost 03:40:42 stops you 03:40:44 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 03:40:44 it says 03:40:46 "please don't" 03:40:50 "please" 03:40:53 "thanks" 03:40:58 ic 03:41:03 "i love birds" 03:41:06 says the ghost 03:41:20 * oerjan draws a sparrow on the box 03:41:28 ghost goes into the box 03:41:28 smiles 03:41:30 it's happy now 03:41:33 world's best ghost containment facility 03:41:39 yay 03:52:04 monqy awarded best ghost container prize 03:52:07 "accident" 03:52:41 fine, fine, you just make him an admin as well. 03:55:16 oerjan awarded best wiki admin 03:55:18 "even bigger accident" 03:55:38 yay 03:55:47 "It was all because of hard work" 03:56:26 one of these days i'll make oerjan a wiki admin and who will be laughing then 03:59:34 the ghosts. eerily. 03:59:43 but they're adorable 04:18:13 -!- tikfreenode has joined. 04:23:00 -!- tikfreenode has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 04:24:09 oerjan: have yuo ever curated a museum of deer 04:24:21 nope 04:24:33 interesting 04:24:34 interesting 04:24:34 interesting 04:24:35 interesting 04:24:48 have you ever flew into a barrel while aiming a shotgun at the empire state building 04:25:46 ...no... 04:26:16 interesting 04:26:17 interesting 04:26:17 interesting 04:26:18 interesting 04:26:24 food -> 04:26:27 have you ever shown the sun's rings to anybody over the age of 741 04:26:50 not that i am aware 04:27:00 and finally: have you ever looked fresh turpentine in the eye in summer or spring 04:31:56 i don't think i have ever found the eyes 04:32:03 you have passed the test. welcome to the ranks of the wiki administrators. 04:33:15 (every time i do this i wonder whether it'll be funnier to make this time the one i actually do it or to wait) 04:39:05 ^rainbow ^celebrate 04:39:05 ^celebrate 04:39:07 ^celebrate 04:39:07 \o| |o| |o/ \m/ \m/ |o/ \o/ \o| \m/ \m/ \o| |o| |o/ 04:39:08 ¦ | | `\o/´ | | | `\o/´ | | | 04:39:08 ´¸¨ /| >\ | >\ >\ /| | /| /`\ /| 04:39:08 /`\ /`¯|_) 04:39:08 (_| |_) (_| 04:39:15 ^rainbow \o| |o| |o/ \m/ \m/ |o/ \o/ \o| \m/ \m/ \o| |o| |o/ 04:39:15 \o| |o| |o/ \m/ \m/ |o/ \o/ \o| \m/ \m/ \o| |o| |o/ 04:39:23 myndzi: id like to report a deficiency in ur script. 04:41:44 oerjan: can you believe it's 5 am 04:46:05 nope 04:46:11 it's 5:45 04:47:50 -!- tikfreenode has joined. 04:49:25 oerjan: : / 04:54:51 -!- tikfreenode has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 04:55:58 -!- MDude has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 05:05:59 is considerata a word 05:06:42 given that considerate is, seems likely 05:07:05 wiktionary just lists it as latin 05:07:10 let's say it is 05:07:11 well obviously 05:07:45 \o/ 05:07:45 | 05:07:45 /| 05:07:49 desiderata is well-known enough 05:08:31 right 05:08:47 hm what's the singular of that 05:08:52 oh desideratum 06:18:52 elliott, monqy kallisti (absent) UPDATE 06:27:02 -!- variable has quit (Excess Flood). 06:29:34 -!- variable has joined. 06:36:08 hi 06:39:28 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: bye). 06:39:39 hi 06:45:01 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 06:45:14 h 06:45:14 i 06:48:43 -!- MoALTz has joined. 07:10:27 @ping 07:10:27 pong 07:10:30 @ping 07:10:30 pong 07:10:30 @ping 07:10:31 pong 07:10:31 @ping 07:10:31 pong 07:11:51 -!- elliott_ has joined. 07:12:04 -!- elliott has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 07:13:49 bye eliot 07:20:27 -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 07:42:39 can someone buy me an optical drive 07:42:40 thank you 07:44:36 whats that 07:45:28 a drive 07:45:29 of opticals 07:47:03 monqy: have you ever been to 07:47:04 the sun 07:47:13 no 07:47:46 wow 07:47:50 teach me your ways 07:48:41 please 07:48:51 please 07:48:56 please teach me your ways 07:48:56 thank you 07:48:58 please 07:49:10 why 07:49:12 why aren't you saying anything 07:49:37 i dont understand whats going on 07:49:37 help 07:51:13 monqy has tarred me with the brush of shame 07:51:29 hi 07:51:44 I had a dream about needing an optical drive 07:53:47 cant fucking stand the wattage on theset hings. said jurtr, 07:54:21 `NO THE SAME FUCKING ERROR NO 07:54:25 how difficult is it to install windows 07:54:28 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: NO: not found 07:55:42 maybe its wine 1. 07:55:43 4 07:56:01 -!- myndzi\ has joined. 07:56:47 elliott_: Have you been "sleeping" lately? (It does not look like it.) 07:57:36 i actually got up at 10 pm 07:57:40 so this is like 07:57:42 uhhh 07:57:51 TIME in the DAYHALF 07:57:54 so there 07:58:05 fizzie: can you buy me an optical drive please 07:58:08 i would like one 07:58:15 NOOOO. 07:58:39 but 07:58:45 -!- myndzi has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 07:58:55 No butts. 07:59:47 but 08:00:32 (setf *readtable* nil) 08:00:51 but 08:01:31 cries softly 08:04:55 A long time ago I made a clone of MESH:Hero in PHP, called PuzzleMesh, but it is slow, it crashed a lot, and never got completed. I might make new one in C; what should I call it? And what other idea? Some idea of names is "PuzzleMesh", "OSCOEVME" (open source clone of Everett Kaser's Mesh engine), "GOIC" (game of interwoven challenges), "CTHAFTE" (collect the hearts and find the exit), etc. 08:05:09 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 08:08:11 Do you have better idea please? 08:08:41 many 08:08:59 elliott_: You know what *really* makes this computer hot? 08:09:13 Radiation? 08:09:21 When I have a rogue chromium process taking 100% CPU. 08:09:25 For $LONG_TIME 08:09:44 my chrmoiums just take up a lot of cpu always and slow things down and im cry 08:09:47 I do intend to omit some features (such as Animate, Level, LevelCount, etc), and implement some features a bit differently to ensure that replay won't be broken and that it won't cause GPF, but also to add a few new features. 08:11:19 -!- cheater has joined. 08:13:31 elliott_: See here, you're trusting the future of esolanging to a VPS provider who can't even keep people's bitcoins safe: http://bitcoinmedia.com/compromised-linode-coins-stolen-from-slush-faucet-and-others/ -- 08:14:02 NOT THE BITCOINS 08:14:19 "Rest assured: I am covering Linode’s mistake from my own income. That means months of my work is wasted and I’m crushed." 08:14:24 In the second paragraph this guy is already unbearable. 08:15:20 There's also a link to a posting from another dude who lost OVER NINE THOUSAND bitcoins. 08:15:38 Although the letter from Linode... 08:15:44 Unless that's faked, that is alarming 08:16:15 "We were alerted to the suspicious activity and have identified and corrected the issue. Our investigation has revealed a customer support interface was used to access your account. The compromised credentials have been restricted and we are discussing policy changes to prevent this from recurring." 08:16:20 meh its not any "real" real security flaw 08:16:29 just privileged credentials getting into the wrong hands 08:16:49 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Quit: Page closed). 08:16:52 It is indicative of the worst security flaw known. 08:17:02 I believe that the technical term is "Homo sapiens" 08:17:07 deeeeeeeep 08:17:25 man who the fuck is ipv6ing solidity 08:17:28 just tiny little blips on the map 08:18:04 Do you even have any oerjan (aka AAAA) domain names pointing at it? 08:18:06 -!- MoALTz has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 08:18:33 fizzie: So 9000 BTC is about $3, right? 08:18:33 (Tomorrow's rates) 08:18:33 http://status.linode.com/2012/03/manager-security-incident.html here are teh statement 08:18:36 good thing they're only targetting people who use bitcoin 08:18:40 esolangs.org is fuckin safe 08:18:43 -!- MoALTz_ has joined. 08:18:49 i pledge never to put any bitcoins on solidity 08:19:00 yr passwords are secure 08:19:08 fizzie: nope i'll have to email THE ALAN DIPERT for that 08:20:35 But how about if you wanted to add some BITCOIN MICROPAYMENTS to the wiki? Like, 0.50 BTC to edit a page; 200 BTC to get a red banner mentioning your page on the Main Page for a day; and so on. 08:20:36 fizzie: mind you i don't like the idea that they have a single auth token that offers global root like that 08:21:46 "About 3 years ago, a budget OpenVZ virtual hosting company with thousands of customers got completely destroyed, all data lost, allegedly because of an unpatched bug in the then-popular HyperVM customer portal. The Indian guy who sold HyperVM committed suicide the next day." whoah 08:23:15 meh unless anyone has any other suggestions as far as providers go i'll stick with linode 08:23:19 not like the wiki db is that sensitive 08:23:22 I did think of a method to transfer money by computer (and even other secure communication channels) in a way which is anonymous and is linked to real cash, and is also limited to your specification, and can cut into as small pieces as you want. For internet, SSH would be used and a set of commands available (and the same commands would be used for internet banking). As far as I know, this has not been implemented. 08:24:25 elliott_: I suggest keeping the server under your bed and not connecting it to a network, then the wiki would finally be safe. 08:24:26 shocking 08:24:35 fizzie: ooh and that would stop people posting bf derivs too 08:24:46 fizzie: But then it would also be unusable. 08:25:12 not like you to object to a perfect but useless solution 08:25:14 There's that; but it's like a win-win-lose situation then, and 2 > 1. 08:25:15 (Unless everyone who wants to use go to your house and can sit under your bed; that is difficult.) 08:25:28 yeah everyone here is welcome to come to my house and sit under my bed to use the wiki 08:25:34 free 08:25:40 if im sleeping please be quiet 08:26:00 Let's make a BF deriv 08:26:03 That's actually worth something 08:26:06 no 08:26:08 die 08:26:12 kill 08:26:13 burn 08:26:14 fire 08:26:14 "There's a monster under my bed!" "No, no, that's just an esolang wiki visitor." 08:26:38 i would feel v. safe with a bunch of you guys under there 08:28:21 Did someone say BF derivative? 08:28:47 :D 08:28:51 with less ative 08:28:52 Madoka-Kaname: You do it yourself; many people in here doesn't like it 08:29:37 What should I call the free Hero Mesh clone? 08:30:24 elliott_: I'll go to your house and sit under your bed and use the wiki! 08:30:27 What's the address? 08:32:51 Q street q q q q q q q q x hexham. 08:33:00 zzo38: HeroMeshExceptIt'sFree 08:33:39 elliott_: Did you ever figure out that two-dimensional zipper? 08:33:42 elliott_: Is there an abbreviation for that? 08:34:03 shachaf: What is a two-dimensional zipper? 08:34:08 shachaf: Sort of. 08:34:12 zzo38: Hmeif 08:34:23 zzo38: I was wondering if elliott_ knew. 08:34:26 elliott_: Sort of? 08:34:38 But I also want to know what it is, too. 08:34:56 Ask elliott_. 08:35:16 elliott_:What is a two-dimensional zipper? 08:35:28 elliott_:What 08:35:31 That's a good name. 08:35:44 iyd s hting 08:35:45 Almost as good as eliot_:what 08:36:09 shachaf: where aer free monads in todays edwardk universe 08:36:13 Oops I forgot a space. 08:36:17 http://hackage.haskell.org/package/free oh here 08:36:34 more like free gonads hehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehhehhehhehehehehehehcaugh huhcuahuhwchwuih owerh iwoehf ufh owe keels over 08:37:08 falls into a ditch 08:37:14 elliott_: _Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead_ is good. 08:37:17 elliott_: time to sleep? 08:37:28 You should go see it. 08:38:45 olsner: no i gotta wait for that 08:38:49 shachaf: that sounds like work 08:38:56 It's fun. 08:39:07 fun work??????????????????????????????? 08:39:54 fashion? more like FASChionism 08:40:02 ⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇⁇ 08:40:22 hi 08:40:42 I have read the article about free monad too, and try a few things, and realize what kind of data structure it makes 08:40:58 The Pirates of Penzance, Berkeley Playhouse, Start Date:02/25 End Date 04/01/12 08:41:02 Should I go see it? 08:41:12 elliott_: Can you fix it so that they stop writing the date like that in the US? 08:41:31 @where is Data.Functor.Alt 08:41:32 I know nothing about is. 08:41:35 shachaf: yes 08:41:43 I know it is a dumb way to write the date. 08:41:52 oh semigroupoids 08:41:59 and its Data. 08:42:02 wait 08:42:03 wrong Alt 08:42:05 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Pacifica Spindrift Theatre, Start Date:03/16 End Date 04/15/12 08:42:09 Maybe I should see that. 08:43:03 -!- zzo38 has quit (Quit: My D&D character is monster character they will go under your bed and try to operate the esolang wiki computer but doesn't know how to operate any computer. Too bad! Maybe you lose or tie or draw!). 08:43:55 whoa 08:48:32 -!- churchburner has joined. 08:48:56 `welcome cheater 08:48:58 oops 08:49:00 `welcome churchburner 08:49:05 cheater: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 08:49:14 churchburner: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 08:50:16 wow my phone sucks for irc 08:53:03 whats up with lang where interpreter asks the user unanswerable questions 08:53:15 whats up with what being up with it 08:54:18 is there a page or exampl3s, that lang is the shit 08:55:27 What is the language called? 08:55:33 Or do you not know? 08:55:49 i dunno 08:56:07 it was in list of ideas 08:57:00 Among others, there will be some instructions that actually do something useful, though their good effects will not be documented. Programming would require avoiding "traps", both included in specification and not. 08:57:01 Isn't there already a language like that called "C"? 08:57:01 [edit] 08:57:04 if it's on the list of ideas, it doesn't exist yet 08:58:07 that would be a fun project 08:58:38 well my phone is going to die. c-ya 09:00:22 "Rapture is a language inspired by the recent prediction that the world will end on May 21st, 2011, 6 p.m. on the dot (The Bible Guarantees It!) As such, all scheduling in the language is done by making predictions that certain events will run at certain real time dates in the future. When said date inevitably passes without it executing, the program will make an elaborate theological excuse for it not have happening. (e.g. prime_sieve() fail 09:00:23 ed to start because Jesus heard our sincere prayers and spared our CPU from its great burden.)" 09:00:53 -!- Vorpal has joined. 09:01:21 -!- tikfreenode has joined. 09:02:54 -!- churchburner has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 09:05:01 Sgeo: BTW, he's at it again. 09:05:29 Hm? 09:06:01 The judge guy 09:06:02 ? 09:07:34 God dammit, no, I misremembered. I thought for some reason that Harold Camping had made *another* fucking apocalypse prediction. 09:08:56 How is he holding up these days? 09:09:14 Apparently he's recovering from a stroke. 09:09:24 From Wikipedia: "Camping admitted in a private interview that he no longer believed that anybody could know the time of the Rapture or the end of the world, in stark contrast to his previously staunch position on the subject." 09:09:58 Is WeCanKnow.com still up, yes it is. 09:10:24 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 09:11:11 * Sgeo notes a "Message from Mr. Camping" on the Family Radio site 09:12:30 I can't help but noticing his speech being ... stroke-y. That's not what I should be focused on. 09:45:54 http://news.php.net/php.bugs/167978 09:49:52 -!- derdon has joined. 09:53:22 ion: about your throat swallowing problem and fever unhavingnessity but still feeling like crappity, how long did your problems last? 09:54:26 until he died 09:54:38 oklodol: May I recommend The Quantum Xrroid Consciousness Interface? It's got blinking lights, and will cure you. (Reference: http://www.quantum-biofeedback.net/how.html ) 09:54:48 so if i have 40 C fever, will they let me on the plane 09:55:33 fizzie: how much does this cost & i want one 09:56:36 elliott_: There's a forum post selling a unit for $3000. 09:56:44 The poster says he paid $13000 for it. 09:57:02 But it doesn't come with the software, it's mostly for if you want a secondary unit. 09:57:19 Call us. Don't you deserve a Quantum Experience? 09:57:23 fizzie: r u srs 09:57:25 -!- myndzi\ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 09:57:43 Herb Stockman 09:57:43 Certified Biofeedback Therapist 09:57:55 elliott_: Sure, http://www.energeticforum.com/epfx-quantum-biofeedback/6722-qxci-unit-sale-3-000-a.html 09:58:09 awesome thanks bought 09:58:11 elliott_: Also http://curezone.com/forums/am.asp?i=777896 a second-hand model for $6000. 09:58:38 does it include the software 09:58:49 HOW DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY THESE 09:59:04 "So I have one download left on my QXCI that you would have to put on your own computer." So, uh... maybe? 09:59:09 http://www.energetic-medicine.net/QXCI.html I DONT UNDERSTAND 09:59:55 "When it comes round to therapy, buttons are clicked on a screen with little evidence of programming beyond the graphical displays on the QXCI saying it is treating." HOW RUDE. 10:00:11 I am the only owner of this device and of course, it works perfectly in the quantum field of life :-) 10:00:27 "Basically it shows up anything that is affecting the health. For example, if someone has digestive trouble, the QXCI may show that they had salmonella as a child, which is still causing them problems. . . ." 10:00:38 [[ 10:00:39 The QXCI device is recommended for adults, children and pets, as well as for self-use; and some proponents even claim that it can work with the patient located elsewhere. A California practitioner who advertised that sessions could be done "from the other side of the world," stated: 10:00:39 If you choose to do a distance-type appointment, you will need to send a recent-as-possible sample of your hair in an envelope and your current signature on a 3" x 5" white index card. This will be placed in the QXCI so that the program may sample your body's frequency. The sample and signature must arrive BEFORE the appointment can be made [6]. 10:00:40 ]] 10:00:51 they should use feather, then the sample and signature could arrive after too 10:01:51 elliott_: Sadly, I think FDA banned importing the thing to the US, at least. 10:01:54 http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Tests/xrroid.html 10:02:12 "In January 2008, after being embarrassed by investigative reports published in the Seattle Times [22], the FDA banned importation of the QCXI [23]." 10:02:23 That was where my quoth originate. 10:02:27 Ah. 10:02:30 Okays, then. 10:02:45 more fuel for fda conspiracy theories im sure 10:03:25 "The IMUNE Web site suggested that practitioners have their clients sign an "informed consent" which states (in part): I . . . understand that the QXCI is a device used to identify and balance sources of bio-energetic stress that may impact on the mind-body system. No information should be construed as a claim or representation that this device is used in the diagnosis, cure, mitigation, treatment or prevention of disease or any other medical ... 10:03:31 ... condition [10]." 10:03:34 Heh. 10:03:56 elliott_: did you read your own link? 10:04:05 well no 10:04:10 it's does the diagnosis based on a 10:04:13 random generator 10:04:20 is it quantum 10:04:35 It works by entering data into a screen, which is fed into the EPFX QXCI / SCIOs weighted random number generator which in turn displays results. When it comes round to therapy, buttons are clicked on a screen with little evidence of programming beyond the graphical displays on the QXCI saying it is treating. 10:04:57 Princeton University, while not having anything to do with the EPFX QXCI / SCIO in particular, have shown in independent studies that random events can be influenced. 10:04:59 oh 10:05:00 that wasnt my link 10:05:01 i would love the reference 10:05:02 that was fizzies 10:05:05 my link was to 10:05:09 the offikal site 10:05:21 no i haven't opened fizzie's link 10:05:27 elliott_: That was in fact from energetic-medicine.net too. 10:05:38 yeah, the official site says that. see, random events can be influenced. 10:05:41 ??? what was 10:05:42 im so confused 10:05:49 no i was 10:05:50 talking about 10:05:52 the random thing 10:05:56 "little evidence of pro" 10:05:57 that is from your link 10:05:57 gramming 10:06:00 is not from offikal site 10:06:02 no 10:06:03 i 10:06:06 didnt link the quackwatch page 10:06:15 oh they 10:06:19 they actually say that 10:06:23 they 10:06:23 i thought ht at was the quackwatch people 10:06:25 actually 10:06:25 say 10:06:26 that 10:06:32 thats um 10:06:33 thats 10:06:38 an interesting marketing strategy 10:06:48 this is what quantum xeroidists actually believe 10:07:05 oklodol: speaking of influencing random events how good are you at retropsychokinesis 10:07:12 i'm crap 10:07:17 elliott_: I think they're mostly saying that because they want to sell their own NES-Pro. 10:07:20 okay i guess 10:07:24 better than my neighbor 10:07:26 "This is perhaps a reflection of the age of the QXCI / SCIO system, both in terms of software and hardware. However, it is refreshing to note that there is a device available on the modern market which fulfils our requirements for a state of the art system designed with ease of application in mind – namely, the NES-Pro." 10:07:27 fizzie: oh, is that not the official site or something 10:07:35 heh 10:07:39 Well, it's an official site of some energetic medicine people. 10:08:00 oklodol: is that an actual answer and/or have you not tried it and/or do you even know what i'm talking about and/or if you d o ok 10:08:02 *do 10:08:16 I hope my medicine has energy. I think ingesting a 0k pill might be bad for me. 10:08:27 They have this sort of a comparison matrix at http://www.energetic-medicine.net/device-comparison.html of the different devices. 10:09:06 fizzie: how good are you at retropsychokinesis im gathering data on finns 10:09:47 Of course the best option is to just spend 11200+16000+21000+13500+15000+15000+10000+12000+1129+13500+3000+2495+6000+5000+15000+10000+1995+3000+15000+5000+170+3500+1695+3500+497 = 204181 dollars and get one of each. 10:10:05 (Except I had to skip Mitosan Therapy and Bodyscan because they didn't have prices listed.) 10:10:42 Anyway, the QXSI/SCIO, according to the table, has "No Credible Scientific Backing", while the NES has "Extensive research team with scientific backing". 10:10:49 :D 10:10:52 fizzie: how good are you at retropsychokinesis im gathering data on finnsfizzie: how good are you at retropsychokinesis im gathering data on finnsfizzie: how good are you at retropsychokinesis im gathering data on finnsfizzie: how good are you at retropsychokinesis im gathering data on finns 10:11:03 NES has Extensive research team with scientific backing 10:11:03 I kinda suck at it. :/ :/ :\ 10:11:22 me too 10:11:23 oklodol: Admittedly the Nintendo Entertainment System has some good science behind it. 10:11:23 its ok 10:11:30 elliott_: so i checked what that is and i'm not very good at it actually 10:11:49 again i remain unsure whether the answers i am getting are genuine or just fizzie making stuff up for the yuks because he thinks i'm joking about a thing that isn't a thing 10:11:59 oklodol: ok thank you for your data 10:12:09 my working hypothesis is that finns are really bad at retropsychokinesis 10:12:18 probably Deewiant will prove me wrong by like 10:12:29 being perfect at it 10:12:37 so let me tell you a story 10:12:46 there was this guy whose throat was hurting real bad 10:12:53 and he was like lemme take a pill that'll help 10:13:05 How do you get rid of my micro-organisms and irritants? 10:13:05 We do it electronically. We find what is stressing your system through Quantum BioFeedback testing. Then we neutralize those irritants electronically. Our system has nothing to do with conventional medicine. We don't use drugs or work on the biochemical level as traditional medicine does. We help heal your energy field through physics. Painlessly. Once your stresses are neutralized, your body is the real healer. Afterward, your immune system is 10:13:06 de-stressed and free to heal you to higher levels. 10:13:08 And then BIOFEEDBACK HAPPENED. 10:13:14 What kind of acute problems can it help? 10:13:14 Perhaps you're coming down with a cold or a virus. You've stubbed your toe. You're suffering from a backache. You have tennis elbow. Sciatic pain in your hip. We treat your specific energy flow in this area. When your energy field flows properly, your body is free to heal. 10:13:15 he was like hey i don't need water 10:13:29 and the pill got stuck but he didn't notice because his throat hurt 10:13:39 and then he died 10:13:53 Was this guy in fact YOU?! 10:14:01 rip 10:14:08 well i may have modified to story a bit to make it interesting 10:14:29 Also I want to share another very important point in favour of NES-Pro: "In contrast to the many radionics/biofeedback devices available today such as the QXCI, the NES-Pro does not imprint corrective information directly onto the client, rather, it uses liquid imprints taken orally over a course of the treatment protocol. This method has two main benefits over direct biofeedback: 1) there is no direct portal opened into the energetic field of the ... 10:14:35 ... client, meaning there is a reduced likelihood of background noise, e.g. computer radiation etc., also being received; 2) the client increases their dosage sequentially, so they can control the speed and retracing of ill-health." 10:14:54 ah 10:15:01 Getting computer radiation into my energetic field via the direct portals, I hate it when that happens. 10:15:11 so does this mean i could infect my energetic field by computing things carefully 10:15:14 like reprogram that shit 10:16:06 Mmmaybe, but I'm sure you need some sort of a ten-grand box to open the portal first. 10:16:19 Hey, how do I print partition table on linux with humane units thx 10:16:27 (fdisk prints hideous huge monstrosity numbers) 10:17:41 I don't have parted to preempt that 10:17:48 Probably there's some fdisk command to make the output more reasonable 10:17:53 elliott_: cfdisk? 10:18:14 That works I guess. 10:18:31 FSVO "print" 10:18:31 Oh, I'm not actually using those 7601.13 megabytes as swap. 10:18:35 How much disk space does Windows 7 use? 10:18:40 All of it. 10:18:46 Parkinson's law. 10:19:07 main folder 12 gb 10:19:24 C:\MAIN 10:19:25 HDD free space16 GB of free disk space20 GB of free disk space 10:19:25 "parted -l" also does a print-in-human-units if you happen to have it installed. 10:19:34 Well, I... don't have that kind of disk. 10:19:48 I suppose I could just install XP. 10:19:53 fizzie: I don't have parted to preempt that 10:19:58 Oh. 10:20:02 I misseded. 10:20:04 The point. 10:20:46 I need a Bonsai Windows 7. 10:21:55 Maybe a Windows 7 Starter, isn't that, like, small. 10:22:02 At least they stick it into small boxes. 10:22:05 I see nobody is butting in saying "actually MY windows only takes 6 gigabytes" or whatever. 10:22:10 I don't really want to do "the XP thing". 10:22:16 (This is all because I want to play Worms.) 10:22:51 I don't have the laptop-with-a-Windows-7 on, and I doubt it does a thing where it's a thing. I mean that thing. The wake-on-lan thing. 10:23:24 You could TRY. 10:23:27 Wake-on-lan scares me. 10:23:31 It's one step from that, to sentience. 10:24:09 I should install that autocomplete thing for emacs 10:24:11 And paredit 10:24:16 Sgeo: How big is your Windows 7. 10:24:23 What? 10:24:51 Sgeo: How big is your Windows 7. 10:24:54 HD space? I have no idea, and can't easily check due to non-working computer. 10:25:05 It runs acceptably with 1GB RAM if that helps 10:25:51 elliott_: Hey, I have a Windows Server 2003 or something in this Linux workstation. I had completely forgotten about that. It seems to reside on two hundred-gigabyte partitions. Let's see. 10:25:51 shachaf: How big is your Windows 7? 10:26:01 11G ./System Volume Information 10:26:01 2.1G ./Users 10:26:01 11G ./Windows 10:26:05 That's a bit large. 10:26:11 fizzie: That's... not Windows 7. 10:26:13 I don't know what "System Volume Information" is. 10:26:20 It's like almost. 10:26:30 http://indrajitc.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/reclaiming-disk-space-from-system-volume-information/ 10:26:43 System Restore, sounds like. 10:27:42 I don't have the MAC address of the laptop listed in /etc/ethers. :/ 10:27:47 I suppose there's a DHCP lease for it, though. 10:27:56 More like /etc/AETHERS. 10:28:57 Oh no it doesn't seem to write leases for fixed-address hosts. 10:29:34 ;__; 10:29:45 Well, I poked it with etherwake. 10:29:45 * elliott_ is imagining that it's ~2 metres away from fizzie. 10:30:34 4.35 km straight-line distance. 10:31:11 Anyway, I have a bad feeling that it doesn't bring the networking up until I log in and nm-applet starts and notices. 10:31:21 elliott_, WINE isn't working? 10:31:34 fizzie: Your router has 4 km long Ethernet cables? 10:31:45 Sgeo: Indeed. I think it's a driver problem, or -- something, anyway, it's mysterious. 10:31:49 I'm glad to report that I was the worng and it actually woke up by etherwake. 10:32:20 Yay, More PHP Security Vulnerability Updates(tm) 10:33:42 So the C:\Windows is 16G and then there's additional 5.1G of C:\Users and 31G of C:\Program Files (x86). 10:33:51 It's kinda-sorta big, apparently. 10:33:52 fizzie: Well that's an awful big. 10:33:56 I have a feeling stock C;\Windows is smaller. 10:34:00 But still. So big. 10:34:03 Yet XP is so XP. 10:35:02 I wish you could shrink jfs. 10:35:06 That's the one thing it needs to be perfect. 10:35:29 3.3G of C:\Windows is in "System32", 1.2G is in "SysWOW64", 5.8G in "winsxs", 1.6G in "assembly", and the rest of the subparts are less than a jiggabyte. 10:36:06 I have to say I like the "WOW, it's 64!" connotations of Windows-on-Windows. 10:36:25 WOW That's What I Call Windows 64 10:36:30 (Do you have those over there?) 10:37:14 I do have all kinds of .NET framework versions installed which probably waste a space. 10:37:16 If not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Now_That's_What_I_Call_Music! (They have the dubious distinction of being full of material you would not, in fact, call music.) 10:37:43 Apparently we do. 10:37:48 Though I was not personally familiar with them. 10:37:56 "As of 2007, eight Now! albums have been released in Finland. There have also been spin-offs including Now That's What I Call Music Pop Hits and Now That's What I Call Dance Music." 10:38:17 I think I had seen the "Absolute Hits" things it mentions. 10:39:27 Hey, I could install Windows 7 to the yuusb drive. 10:39:30 Would that be slow? 10:39:33 Yes, it would, wouldn't it. 10:39:44 It's an actual external hard disk, though. 10:40:23 I don't suppose it's USB 3.0 or anything? 10:41:24 Ha. No, this laptop predates USB 3 being on anything, I believe. 10:41:32 Needs Thunderbolt! 10:42:47 Also there's the problem that, uh, the external hard disk is what I'll need to use to install it. 10:42:52 Does XP even install from yuusb media? 10:42:57 I doubt it. 10:43:00 (Does 7?) 10:43:53 I think they mostly "do" install both from and to an external disk for the value of "people have managed to fiddle enough to do it" of "do". 10:44:32 "In the past, Microsoft offered a tool called the Windows 7 USB/DVD Download Tool that automated the process of converting a Windows 7 Setup ISO file and copy its contents to a bootable USB storage device or to DVD." 10:44:44 fizzie: That sounds considerably easier than any XP hackery. 10:45:04 Yes, the "from" bit is probably better supported. 10:45:49 fizzie: (Do you feel like a magician, booting a computer from kilometres away?) 10:45:58 I mean, I've never done that. 10:46:04 http://www.intowindows.com/how-to-install-windows-7-to-usb-external-hard-drive-must-read/ "Windows cannot be installed to this disk. Setup does not support configuration of or installation to disks connected through a USB or IEEE 1394 port." 10:46:20 But there's instructions on how to do it with WAIK. 10:47:06 Also I do feel a bit like a magician, except it's slightly diminished since I've booted the workstation some dozens of times like that. This was the first time I tried with the laptop, though. 10:47:22 Fortunately it had the wired cable connected, wake-on-wireless it definitely doesn't do. 10:47:27 It's spooky action at a distance. 10:47:53 * elliott_ wonders what to do. 10:48:10 I somewhat doubt 7 will install into 7601 megs. 10:49:03 http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows7/products/system-requirements "16 GB available hard disk space (32-bit) or 20 GB (64-bit)" 10:49:30 That's the Official Word. 10:49:47 Official Microsoft Word, not to be confused with, well, Microsoft Word. 10:50:13 Yes, I enquotened Wikipedia on that matter abovely. 10:50:26 Such a big. 10:50:58 I don't suppose I could somehow make an NTFS partition as a file on the jfs partition, like some horrible reverse Wubi manœuvre. 10:51:44 Cleaning tabs, I found a "biofeedback devices" blog complaining about the EPFX QXCI/SCIO. "Bill Nelson the developer of The EPFX/SCIO or QXCI conducted himself in a very unprofessional manner in some of the interviews and as a result, caused tremendous harm not only to The EPFX/SCIO market but to the entire bio-energteic industry. -- Furthermore his lifestyle as a transvestite has done his company or the industry absolutely no favors at all. Check ... 10:51:50 ... out these links: -- Bill Nelson models as a pregnant female: Click here." 10:51:53 I don't think I will be clicking here. 10:51:55 But it's a weird world. 10:55:16 I take it that's a no. 10:55:36 It's at least unlikely to be a supported thing. 10:56:18 Well, I mean, outside for making a file on the jfs partition and then using that file as a VirtualBox/VMWare/whatever disk image, running it in an operating system that can do jfs. 10:56:46 http://tex.stackexchange.com/users/4427/egreg?tab=reputation 10:56:52 That's an impressive daily reputation change. 10:57:04 fizzie: Well, I was "considering" VirtualBox. 10:57:06 But that's so ugly. 10:57:50 o.O VOTING FRAUD? 10:58:02 o.O VOTING FRAUD? 11:00:31 TeXland is probably well-known for corrupted officials and unfair elections. 11:01:30 -!- zzo38 has joined. 11:01:49 "But LaTeX3 is really about three to four different levels" -- a list of five items follows. 11:04:22 I have just realized that the free monad of the indexed store comonad is a barrier monad. 11:07:06 (When I wrote the stuff on the paper then I realized) 11:08:40 fizzie: Oh, there's a http://liliputing.com/2009/08/easiest-way-to-install-windows-on-a-netbook-with-a-usb-flash-drive.html thing. 11:09:03 There's also a my chromium is freezing aaah thing. 11:20:59 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 11:33:58 I think I'm starting to dislike #lisp 11:34:34 Telling someone not to implement a toy lisp to C converter because there are already things that do CL to C 11:38:27 -!- aloril has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 11:50:19 -!- aloril has joined. 11:59:29 :) 11:59:51 ): 12:00:01 ^scramble :) 12:00:01 :) 12:00:04 ^scramble x:)y 12:00:04 x)y: 12:00:08 ^scramble :) 12:00:08 : ) 12:00:11 ^scramble :) 12:00:11 ): 12:00:16 Smileys are actuall Beam code!!! 12:00:23 ^scramble Smileys are actuall Beam code!!! 12:00:23 SiesaeatalBa oe!!!dcme luc r ylm 12:04:38 ^scramble elliott 12:04:39 elottil 12:04:48 hello elottil 12:05:03 ^unscramble quintopia 12:05:03 qauiipnot 12:05:14 ^scramble quintopia 12:05:14 qitpaionu 12:05:40 fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? 12:05:41 fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord 12:05:59 the new fnord f150? 12:12:14 -!- myndzi has joined. 12:12:38 `addquote fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord 12:12:39 elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world 12:12:42 812) fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord 12:12:44 `addquote elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world 12:12:44 elliott_: it may not be true on some other tune. go do that now, but i'd like to read 12:12:47 813) elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world 12:15:47 -!- zzo38 has quit (Quit: Quitters don't win.). 12:18:09 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:19:12 Anybody want to explain the new topic? o_O 12:19:51 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Client Quit). 12:20:34 mroman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller 12:20:51 I miss fdhsfdsgdsg already. 12:21:51 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:22:41 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:22:44 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:22:45 I missed you, you know. 12:24:25 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Excess Flood). 12:24:49 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:25:07 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:07 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:08 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:08 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:08 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:09 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:09 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:11 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:25:32 This channel is just so welcoming. 12:25:33 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:25:41 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:25:55 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:00 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:05 HackEgo: Couldn't you, I don't know, get some sense and not be so repetitive. 12:26:05 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:05 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:06 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:06 fizzie: Well, they didn't seem to get the hint to stick around with the previous welcomes. 12:26:06 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:15 CLEARLY WE WERE INSUFFICIENTLY WELCOMING. 12:26:21 ?so what 12:26:21 what not available 12:26:34 Did you see my double-directed welcome? 12:26:35 `@ elliott welcome elliott 12:26:39 ?so `run welcome fdhsfdsgdsg; echo '?so' 12:26:39 `run welcome fdhsfdsgdsg; echo '?so' not available 12:26:40 elliott: elliott: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:26:42 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page \ ?so not available 12:27:41 `run echo 'echo "?so `run $(cat bin/ok); #$(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok 12:27:44 No output. 12:27:46 `cat bin/ok 12:27:49 echo "?so `run $(cat bin/ok); #$(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)" 12:27:52 `bin/ok 12:27:55 ​/hackenv/bin/ok: line 1: unexpected EOF while looking for matching ``' \ /hackenv/bin/ok: line 2: syntax error: unexpected end of file 12:28:04 `run echo 'echo "?so \`run $(cat bin/ok); #$(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok 12:28:08 No output. 12:28:09 `ok 12:28:12 ​?so `run echo "?so \`run $(cat bin/ok); #$(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"; #fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:28:35 `run echo 'echo "?so \`ok $(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok 12:28:38 No output. 12:28:41 `ok 12:28:44 ​?so `ok fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:28:55 Oh, HackEgo does the Unicode nonsense. 12:29:01 fizzie: You should kick it for wasting my valuable time. 12:29:05 Wait... 12:29:19 `run echo 'echo "^ul (?so \`ok $(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg))S"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok 12:29:21 No output. 12:29:23 `ok 12:29:26 ​^ul (?so `ok fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page)S 12:29:33 Oh, duh, that won't work either. 12:29:35 Hmm. 12:29:40 ^ul (`welcome)S 12:29:41 `welcome 12:29:44 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:30:20 > text "a\nb" 12:30:21 a 12:30:21 b 12:30:36 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabc 12:30:36 Okay. 12:30:38 @where okokok 12:30:38 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabc 12:30:45 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:30:45 I will never forget. 12:30:46 @where okokok 12:30:46 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:30:51 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:30:51 I will never forget. 12:30:52 @where okokok 12:30:53 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:30:56 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:30:56 I will never forget. 12:30:57 @where okokok 12:30:58 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:31:02 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:31:02 Good to know. 12:31:03 @where okokok 12:31:03 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:31:06 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:31:07 It is stored. 12:31:08 @where okokok 12:31:08 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcab 12:31:08 cabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:31:09 ehm? 12:31:15 mroman: Shhh! Science at work. 12:31:26 @where+ okokok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcXXX 12:31:26 Done. 12:31:27 @where okokok 12:31:27 abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcab 12:31:28 cXXX 12:31:51 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has left. 12:31:54 @where+ okokok ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcab`welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:31:54 Okay. 12:32:02 ^def ok ul (@where okokok)S 12:32:02 Defined. 12:32:04 ^ok 12:32:04 @where okokok 12:32:04 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:32:04 b`welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:32:11 @where+ okokok ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca`welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:32:11 Good to know. 12:32:13 ^ok 12:32:14 @where okokok 12:32:14 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:32:14 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:32:14 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:32:18 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:32:23 Oh, wait. 12:32:27 fungot ignores lambdabot. 12:32:27 elliott_: daniel is a bf implementation in tcl is a bit excessive. does he specify that? oh, yeh!! wash the 12:32:32 fizzie: Why do you *ruin* everything? 12:32:32 I am very ashamed to report that is so. 12:32:42 You can fix that. I know you can fix that, at runtime and all. 12:33:00 Come on, that length overflow is genius! 12:33:04 Anyway, we've *had* botloops. But I can fix it for a couple of iterations if you somehow need. 12:33:05 I deserve to see my spoils. :( 12:33:07 ^ignore 12:33:07 ^(EgoBot|HackEgo|toBogE|Sparkbot|optbot|lambdabot)! 12:33:15 ^ignore ^(EgoBot|HackEgo|toBogE|Sparkbot|optbot)! 12:33:15 OK. 12:33:18 Thank you, as long as a "couple" means "fifteen or so". 12:33:21 ^ok 12:33:21 @where okokok 12:33:21 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:21 @where okokok 12:33:21 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:22 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:22 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:22 @where okokok 12:33:22 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:22 @where okokok 12:33:23 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:25 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:25 @where okokok 12:33:27 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:28 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:29 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:29 @where okokok 12:33:29 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:31 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:33 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:33 @where okokok 12:33:33 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:35 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:37 Yes, truly this is a thing of beauty. 12:33:37 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:37 @where okokok 12:33:38 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:39 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:39 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:39 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:41 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:41 @where okokok 12:33:41 ^ignore ^(EgoBot|HackEgo|toBogE|Sparkbot|optbot|lambdabot)! 12:33:42 OK. 12:33:42 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:43 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:45 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:33:46 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:47 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:33:48 I'm not going to wait 15, sorry. 12:33:50 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:33:59 But it's very... it's very something, I grant you that. 12:34:02 Now watch as HackEgo carries on the torch for another hour. 12:34:20 Or not. 12:34:38 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Client Quit). 12:34:49 Mission accomplished, I think. 12:34:54 I bet they feel very welcome. 12:35:15 Possibly welcome enough to just spontaneously explode. 12:35:54 The best thing is that 12:35:56 @where okokok 12:35:56 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 12:35:56 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 12:35:59 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 12:36:03 will confuse people for the remaining forever. 12:36:53 -!- derdon has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 12:37:31 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:37:46 fizzie: I don't think you left it for enough iterations. 12:40:47 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Excess Flood). 12:41:17 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:44:34 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 12:44:57 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:44:58 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 12:45:21 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:45:44 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Client Quit). 12:45:55 fizzie: I think this is becoming: a problem. 12:49:32 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:49:39 fizzie: :( 12:53:41 Yes, it seems impossible to be welcoming enough. 12:54:12 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Excess Flood). 12:54:31 Or maybe e just has so much to offer, based on all that flooding messages. 12:54:56 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has joined. 12:54:57 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg has quit (Client Quit). 12:55:24 fizzie: It's getting quite annoying. 12:58:14 Yes, maybe I'll add a temporary +b after the next hop or so. The person does not seem too interested in discussing things. 13:00:22 fizzie: You scared em away. 13:06:04 Wait, why was elliott_ botlooping? 13:06:31 In order to be friendly, AIUI. 13:07:00 Sorry, not "understand", I don't want to stand under any contract. 13:15:35 fizzie: Can you implement the perfect internet protocol? 13:16:06 The only good internet protocol is a dead internet protocol. Like Gopher. 13:17:24 zzo38? Is that you? 13:19:32 Firefox does not even support gopher anymore :( 13:19:43 I recently noticed while browsing someones site. 13:20:31 oh. That someone is zzo38. 13:20:34 :) 13:20:40 Vonkeror does, though!!!! 13:21:05 And there's an add-on (obviously) to add it back to modern Firefox. 13:21:25 Chrome hasn't ever supported Gopher, I think. 13:22:44 Unless Facebook changes to gopher it probably never ever will. 13:23:24 I have an old book about the Internets, got it when we got our first connection. It's got one quite short chapter on this "new-fangled" WWW thing, something about Mosaic, but mostly it's about things that are quite quite dead now. 13:24:02 Like there was few pages of finger-able addresses that you could poke to get things like Coca-Cola vending machine state information at some US university. 13:24:10 Doing that from home was, like, so magical. 13:24:15 I tried most of them. 13:24:30 Did you get any Coke? 13:24:43 Coke through octothingies? 13:24:46 It did not actually deliver, sadly. 13:24:59 * Phantom_Hoover has an urge to watch the LotR films again. 13:25:05 Also some coffee pot status things. 13:25:30 And then Archie and WAIS when you were looking for a thing. 13:28:29 And maybe it mentioned AltaVista too. Not sure. I think this was 1995, in which case it could've been just launched. 13:29:22 Google finds both 1994 and 1995 as publication years for the book, assuming it's called what I think it was called. 13:31:08 Oh, hey: latest news from #xmonad: http://sprunge.us/hFfA 13:31:49 fizzie: Yes, I had a the feeling that it might be a many-place thing. 13:32:20 But it keeps happening in there; it's now around 15:30 in our faketime. 13:32:57 I warned you about fdhsfdsgdsg, bro. 13:58:24 -!- elliott_ has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 14:06:33 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 14:07:13 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 14:13:36 Oh, hey, now it's at #nethack. 14:13:50 And I see it's been at #maemo for quite a while. 14:13:55 -!- azaq23 has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 14:14:00 Gets everywhere, doesn't e. 14:23:22 -!- MDude has joined. 14:32:12 -!- MoALTz_ has quit (Quit: brb). 14:32:31 -!- MoALTz has joined. 14:32:39 -!- SUBESHL has joined. 14:33:41 -!- SUBESHL has quit (Client Quit). 15:17:46 17:16 -!- fdhsfdsgdsg [~ghkhghffd@117.3.195.94] has quit [K-Lined] 15:17:52 Oh no. :/ 15:17:59 Now e's no longer welcome. 15:29:10 oklodol: It’s been about 7.5 days since the first symptoms. The throat was still aching badly yesterday but it feels better now. There’s still some major sinus congestion that affects the ears, too. 15:31:16 ion: I think he'd like to know whether his ears are likely to EXPLODE if he flies up. 15:44:52 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 15:45:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 15:52:36 Quality IT journalism in Finland: the title translates to ‘Linux made Torvalds see red: “please kill yourself”’ http://www.itviikko.fi/tietoturva/2012/03/01/linux-sai-torvaldsin-nakemaan-punaista-pyydan-tapa-itsesi/201224405/7 15:53:27 -!- calamari has joined. 16:11:16 -!- MoALTz has quit (Quit: busy). 16:12:14 -!- Taneb has joined. 16:12:39 Hello! 16:13:28 o hai 16:13:51 Both today's El Goonish Shive and Freefall are good 16:14:03 Today's xkcd is nice, rather than good. 16:16:09 Taneb's daily webcomic review is now over. 16:16:19 -!- Taneb has changed nick to Ngevd. 16:16:23 Any messages? 16:16:29 -!- Ngevd has changed nick to Taneb. 16:16:46 -!- calamari has quit (Quit: Leaving). 16:17:18 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 16:39:37 -!- tzxn3 has joined. 17:47:48 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:51:28 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:53:34 hey, look what my supervisor did: https://sites.google.com/site/thegeometryofsynthesis/ 17:53:49 (at least vaguely ontopic) 17:57:23 ais523: I like how the page starts with a brief description of what the tool is, then its development history, then download information. 17:57:28 It's an extremely informative design. 17:57:38 Indeed 17:59:30 hmm, where does it say that? 17:59:50 let me try with JS and cookies on 18:00:31 hmm, no 18:00:42 * ais523 wonders if he/she's somehow missing sarcasm 18:01:00 Try turning sarcasm on. 18:01:38 ah, OK 18:01:49 anyway, the website was made entirely by my supervisor 18:01:51 I mostly just wrote code for it 18:02:15 (try spotting typos in the EULA, if you want some fun; we just put up what the lawyers told us to) 18:02:25 (or alternatively, try out the code) 18:04:59 I am also not inspired by it being made in Google Sites 18:13:51 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 18:21:32 -!- ais523 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 18:24:27 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 18:26:36 -!- ais523 has joined. 18:27:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 18:34:21 -!- augur has joined. 18:42:56 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:49:28 -!- augur has joined. 19:18:09 -!- MoALTz has joined. 19:28:00 -!- ais523 has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 19:45:06 -!- ais523 has joined. 20:13:36 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 20:15:55 -!- tswett has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 20:16:11 -!- tswett has joined. 20:32:42 -!- zzo38 has joined. 20:40:22 -!- oerjan has joined. 20:41:58 -!- MDude has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 20:50:47 -!- pikhq has joined. 20:50:54 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 21:07:55 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 21:15:44 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 21:15:59 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 21:33:04 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 21:33:05 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Changing host). 21:33:05 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 21:43:01 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 21:44:29 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 21:44:54 -!- MDude has joined. 21:47:17 -!- kallisti has joined. 21:56:01 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 22:48:32 -!- elliott has joined. 22:50:46 [[ 22:50:47 I would just appreciate an opinion on this new low-level esoteric programming language I made up... --202.156.14.10 08:00, 29 February 2012 (UTC) 22:50:47 How do you do conditionals and loops? —ehird 15:41, 29 February 2012 (UTC) 22:50:47 It's probably esoteric... because you can't do conditionals and loops ----202.156.14.10 13:57, 2 March 2012 (UTC) 22:50:47 ]] 22:50:49 *sigh* 22:53:07 heh 23:01:32 Well, a language without conditionals and loops is probably esoteric (or designed by an incompetent) 23:01:56 That makes the lambda calculus esoteric. 23:02:04 Heck, that makes the functional subset of J and K esoteric. 23:02:11 (And so probably APL, though I'm not sure.) 23:02:16 -!- kallisti has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 23:02:42 Lambda calculus has conditionals and loops, just not as language features. 23:02:43 >.> 23:04:44 Sgeo: Therefore the lambda calculus also has, e.g. pointers. 23:09:12 -!- monqy has joined. 23:10:24 hi monqy 23:12:59 15:52:36: Quality IT journalism in Finland: the title translates to ‘Linux made Torvalds see red: “please kill yourself”’ http://www.itviikko.fi/tietoturva/2012/03/01/linux-sai-torvaldsin-nakemaan-punaista-pyydan-tapa-itsesi/201224405/7 23:13:08 ion: I take it Linus Torvalds is the closest thing Finns have to a celebrity? 23:13:19 And he's a Fennoswede haw haw haw 23:13:28 I mean, you've got the gossip, the scandal, the drama, the good looks... 23:13:33 Okay, maybe not the good looks. 23:13:45 But Finland settling for something almost good should surprise nobody. 23:14:03 -!- tzxn3 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:14:29 ais523: Did he rename it again>? 23:14:31 *? 23:14:37 Or is this GOS thing not The Compiler? 23:14:38 You have to play with the cards you've been dealt. 23:14:53 * elliott reads the license. 23:15:00 * elliott decides to never download this software. 23:15:05 elliott: GOS is the name of the compiler, Verity is the name of the language 23:15:12 and the file extension is .ia 23:15:43 I found a way to circumvent the license 23:15:48 hi 23:16:12 (search fo "gosc.tgz") 23:16:26 *for 23:17:24 I will now proceed to make a derivative work of it for non-academic purposes. 23:18:23 err, if you /don't/ accept the license, then you can't distribute derivative works of it at all because nothing's licensing it to you 23:18:26 what do you think of it, anyway? 23:18:46 ais523: I can't distribute them, but if I agreed to the license, I would be prohibited from even making them 23:19:03 well, OK 23:20:41 the syntax is pretty 23:20:59 though it wants layout 23:22:11 actually, I'd better go home before I miss the last bus 23:22:16 -!- derdon has joined. 23:22:16 I got a little preoccupied with Rubicon… 23:22:20 bye everyone 23:22:24 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:37:51 shocking <-- HEY THAT'S A VIOLATION OF MY TRADEMARK PATENT COPYRIGHT 23:38:57 oerjan: Wait, that's yours? 23:39:01 I thought that was elliott_'s. 23:39:04 shocking 23:39:21 shachaf: that's a very bold move you're doing there 23:40:01 finally i have almost passed all my enemies in stack overflow reputation 23:40:04 hate is the best motivator 23:40:14 elliott: Is cmccann among your enemies? 23:42:04 I... don't think so? 23:42:11 `welcome cheater <-- now _that's_ shocking 23:42:16 IT WAS A MISTAKE 23:42:54 IT'S A FAKE 23:42:59 `welcome ?where ?where `welcome 23:43:04 ​?where: ?where: `welcome: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 23:43:05 fizzie: ping 23:43:12 Aw. 23:43:33 ?ru: 2+2 23:43:33 4 23:43:49 ru? 23:43:52 ?do: 2+2 23:43:52 2 + 2 23:43:53 oh wait it's the invisible space 23:43:55 Ah 23:43:57 fizzie: ping ping ping ping 23:44:03 oerjan: did you like my botloop 23:44:08 oerjan: There's also an mabiguity with ?where+ 23:44:21 elliott: there was a botloop? i may not have got that far. 23:44:49 shachaf: shocking 23:44:51 oerjan: you're in for a treat 23:45:03 elliott: Am I in for a treat? 23:45:06 I don't read logs. 23:45:06 admittedly it required fizzie's cooperation. 23:45:07 shachaf: no 23:45:12 :-( 23:45:16 Can I be in for a treat? 23:45:50 no 23:45:56 if it's on the list of ideas, it doesn't exist yet <-- well in theory. 23:45:59 @where okokok 23:45:59 ^ok abcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabcabca 23:45:59 `welcome fdhsfdsgdsg 23:46:03 fdhsfdsgdsg: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 23:46:56 shachaf: YOU RUINED IT FOR OERJAN 23:47:01 oerjan: kick shachaf for ruining the magic 23:47:06 * oerjan swats shachaf -----### 23:47:11 no 23:47:12 not swat 23:47:14 kick 23:47:16 i know they sound similar 23:47:28 `swat elliott 23:47:32 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: swat: not found 23:47:38 the keys are like right next to each other 23:48:41 `run echo -ne '#!/bin/bash\necho "/me swats $@ -----###"\n' > bin/swat; chmod +x bin/swat 23:48:44 No output. 23:49:00 Obviously that'll work with /me instead of \SOMETHING ACTION, right? 23:49:02 `swat elliott 23:49:06 ​/me swats elliott -----### 23:49:21 See? 23:49:43 `rm bin/swat 23:49:46 No output. 23:50:48 sheesh 23:51:04 `run echo -ne '#!/bin/bash\necho "\001ACTION swats $@ -----###\001"\n' > bin/swat; chmod +x bin/swat 23:51:07 `rm bin/swat 23:51:08 No output. 23:51:08 `swat swat 23:51:10 That won't even work. 23:51:10 rm: cannot remove `bin/swat': No such file or directory 23:51:14 `rm bin/swat 23:51:17 No output. 23:51:21 elliott: you're being horribly rude, you know that? 23:51:22 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: swat: not found 23:52:07 oerjan: Don't worry, shachaf is used to it. 23:52:41 :-( 23:52:46 `run echo -ne '#!/bin/bash\necho "\001ACTION swats $@ -----###\001"\n' > bin/swat; chmod +x bin/swat 23:52:49 No output. 23:52:49 `swat elliott 23:52:52 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: swat: not found 23:52:56 `swat elliott 23:52:59 ​.ACTION swats elliott -----###. 23:53:03 I told you it wouldn't work. 23:53:05 `rm bin/swat 23:53:08 No output. 23:53:14 Stop rming my bin/swat 23:53:36 Stop having a broken bin/swat. 23:53:46 elliott: Who said it was broken? 23:53:52 It matches the specification perfectly. 23:54:17 I don't like the specification. 23:55:36 !help languages 23:55:37 ​languages: Esoteric: 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf8 bf16 bf32 boolfuck cintercal clcintercal dimensifuck glass glypho haskell kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl. Competitive: bfjoust fyb. Other: asm c cxx forth sh. 23:55:53 ^ul (ACTION test) 23:56:00 ^ul (ACTION test)S 23:56:00 * fungot test 23:56:07 !help 23:56:07 ​help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. See also !help languages, !help userinterps. You can get help on some commands by typing !help . 23:56:23 !bf_txtgen ACTION swats s 23:56:27 ​159 ++++++++++++[>>+++>+++++>+++++++<<<<-]>+.>>+++++.++.>.<++++++.++++++.-.<----.>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++++.>+++++++++++++.<---.-.<.>.<<+++++++++. [717] 23:57:06 !bf_txtgen ACTION swats -----### 23:57:08 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:57:09 ​176 +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>+++>++++<<<<-]>-.++.+++++++++++++++++.-----------.++++++.-.>>-.<+++++.++++.<+++++++++++++++++++.>---.-.>.>+.....<+++...-------------------------. [222] 23:57:42 -!- augur has joined. 23:58:45 ^def swat bf +.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>+++>++++<<<<-]>-.++.+++++++++++++++++.-----------.++++++.-.>>-.<+++++.++++.<+++++++++++++++++++.>---.-.>.>>,[.,]<<.>+.....<+++...-------------------------.>>+. 23:58:45 Defined. 23:58:49 ^swat elliott 23:58:49 * fungot swats elliott -----###. 23:58:53 oops 23:59:10 ^swat elliott 23:59:10 * fungot swats elliott -----###. 23:59:25 ^def swat bf 23:59:26 Usage: ^def 23:59:31 fungot: You suck. 23:59:31 hm it's that pesky space of tab expansion again 23:59:31 elliott: forking is so nice ( perhaps for performance reasons 23:59:34 ^def swat ul () 23:59:34 Defined. 23:59:54 ^def swat bf +.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>+++>++++<<<<-]>-.++.+++++++++++++++++.-----------.++++++.-.>>-.<+++++.++++.<+++++++++++++++++++.>---.-.>.>>,[.,]<<.>+.....<+++...-------------------------.>>+. 23:59:54 Defined. 23:59:55 oh that . is wrong