< 1362614652 179739 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1362614652 662935 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1362614652 812381 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1362614657 207150 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362615674 92167 :carado_!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362615698 61524 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1362615708 402089 :carado_!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 NICK :carado < 1362615760 277219 :kallisti_!~eris@168.28.136.16 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1362616311 29499 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does Free (Cont r) behave? < 1362617905 126892 :oonbotti!~oonbotti@91-145-118-87.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1362618180 886995 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t runState < 1362618182 191556 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :State s a -> s -> (a, s) < 1362618195 920689 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@src State < 1362618196 279899 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Source not found. :( < 1362618218 645401 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The order of applicatives matter, yet there's no nice syntax for rearranging the order when using a nonmonadic applicative < 1362618239 71138 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (<**>) < 1362618240 921324 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Ambiguous occurrence `<**>' < 1362618241 76944 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : It could refer to either `Control.Applicative.<**>', < 1362618241 77131 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : imported from `Control.Applicative' at State/L.hs:4:1-26 < 1362618248 28145 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1362618258 501903 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle (<**>) < 1362618258 664865 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle (<**>) < 1362618258 966189 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Control.Applicative (<**>) :: Applicative f => f a -> f (a -> b) -> f b < 1362618259 145866 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Control.Applicative (<**>) :: Applicative f => f a -> f (a -> b) -> f b < 1362618269 207795 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(not flip (<*>)) < 1362618272 328683 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ambiguous occuence < 1362618304 883798 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still think a do-like syntax for applicatives could be reasonable < 1362618332 534636 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: i've been thinking comprehension syntax is more fitting < 1362618357 127370 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good point < 1362618400 825124 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :all you need afaict is to check that none of the comma separated <- declarations use each other < 1362618408 112016 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, if there's a monad that let's you put applicatives together (maybe returning Nothing if you attempt an illegal operation), monad comprehensions could be used < 1362618434 304862 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although direct syntax support would be better < 1362618644 48605 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well comprehensions and do notations are basically the same. though the free "pure" in comprehensions suits applicatives well < 1362618673 368621 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, the latter is what i was thinking < 1362618904 725323 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so [f x y z | x <- ..., y <- ..., z <- ...] ==> f <$> ... <*> ... <*> ... < 1362618920 5777 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm it would work well with record puns, too bad record puns are evil < 1362618929 380379 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or can you pun that way... < 1362619252 341015 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems backwards < 1362619286 34745 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait i'm thinking of record wildcards < 1362619409 586047 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking if you could do [Rec{..} | field <- ..., field2 <- ...] < 1362619429 801150 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's wildcards < 1362619472 561693 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also backwards, i think < 1362619481 864256 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean by backwards < 1362619503 415678 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that .. is a pattern you get the names _out_ of, not put them into < 1362619522 801457 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1362619542 136744 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that seems to be allowed < 1362619564 276453 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that should work then < 1362619650 566200 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if you get a fun type error if you e.g. forget to bind field3 < 1362619657 828343 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it tries to do field3 = field3 < 1362619661 8887 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :where field3 is the _accessor_ function < 1362619664 858015 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(because punning is awful) < 1362619673 697405 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably it just detects that I guess :( < 1362619711 514575 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it says that particular binding is excluded < 1362620216 468472 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dependently typed languages don't have idiotic numbers of zip functions, right? < 1362620225 327788 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zip3 zip4 zipOkThisIsDumb < 1362620230 15341 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t zip4 < 1362620231 199113 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[a] -> [b] -> [c] -> [d] -> [(a, b, c, d)] < 1362620240 205717 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just use HLists instead of tuples < 1362620307 946100 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HLists ~ tuples < 1362620319 286519 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was how they were originally written < 1362620321 792345 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing to do with dependent types, also < 1362620332 87576 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ZipList abstracts away the zip pattern < 1362620359 588914 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :HLists are tuples structured like lists though, rather than flat, iirc < 1362620379 779140 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(1, (2,3)) rather than (1,2,3) < 1362620386 714921 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, erm < 1362620391 681441 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like (1,(2,(3,()))) < 1362620393 1649 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(1, (2, (3, ()))) < 1362620394 688261 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's some old school shit right there < 1362620398 999842 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway it's a bad representation because you get O(n) access < 1362620551 861270 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1362620754 114703 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> zip (zip (zip (repeat ()) (repeat ())) (repeat ())) (repeat ())) < 1362620755 738906 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:64: parse error on input `)' < 1362620759 475896 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> zip (zip (zip (repeat ()) (repeat ())) (repeat ())) (repeat ()) < 1362620761 145265 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : [((((),()),()),()),((((),()),()),()),((((),()),()),()),((((),()),()),()),((... < 1362620935 723782 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> join $ fix $ (["","()"]++) . ap (zipWith (\x y->"("++x++y++")")) tail < 1362620937 836344 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : "()(())(()(()))((())(()(())))((()(()))((())(()(()))))(((())(()(())))((()(()... < 1362620954 271051 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like i'm really using an esolang < 1362620997 644675 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're not, Bike. because you don't know haskell < 1362621001 226680 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you're barely even a person!!!! < 1362621007 714488 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm barely even a bike < 1362621035 881400 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of bike are you < 1362621049 511904 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a fixie < 1362621067 33946 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fix it < 1362621067 519321 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you don't fix anything < 1362621068 645232 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `it' < 1362621068 817082 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1362621068 966608 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : `id' (imported from ... < 1362621077 432268 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google fixie < 1362621079 671002 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed-gear_bicycle < 1362621079 859224 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Title: Fixed-gear bicycle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia < 1362621082 356318 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let bike = const "Bike" in fix bike < 1362621084 179338 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : "Bike" < 1362621088 539707 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1362621096 838527 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t const "shitshitshit" < 1362621098 600322 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b -> [Char] < 1362621100 497334 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know what fixies are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKER < 1362621103 590824 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh nice < 1362621116 991393 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did not know what a fixie s < 1362621117 949055 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is < 1362621146 380450 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hope that helped < 1362621155 434049 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, what's that thing that was in lambdabot that made a joke about fixing? < 1362621167 101849 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@fix < 1362621167 258359 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: bid faq ft id thx < 1362621172 957336 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@id < 1362621176 357930 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@thx < 1362621176 719526 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are welcome < 1362621180 4007 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@id foo < 1362621180 155446 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : foo < 1362621180 939531 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1362621184 899227 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@id "honk < 1362621185 48625 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : "honk < 1362621203 676129 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i must be tired because im laughing at Bike's smiley < 1362621209 372674 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i usually only laugh when i use that smiley < 1362621222 325170 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you okay bro < 1362621224 681764 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!underload (:aS(:^S^:)Sa:):^S^:(:aS(:^S^:)Sa:) < 1362621225 764897 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no :( < 1362621226 745502 :EgoBot!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​(:aS(:^S^:)Sa:):^S^:(:aS(:^S^:)Sa:) < 1362621235 468038 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1362621242 838564 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t ( :) < 1362621244 266591 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a -> [a] -> [a] < 1362621245 239635 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, I laughed when you said that what I said was the saddest thing you've heard < 1362621256 510933 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the saddest thing he'd heard you say < 1362621293 777644 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: were you tired < 1362621299 711621 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't remember < 1362621306 276036 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :insufficient data for meaningful answer < 1362621452 212088 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pl (\x -> x x) (\x -> x x) < 1362621455 482150 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ap id id (ap id id) < 1362621455 631897 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :optimization suspended, use @pl-resume to continue. < 1362621462 310409 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pl-resume < 1362621468 571586 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ap id id (ap id id) < 1362621468 721067 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :optimization suspended, use @pl-resume to continue. < 1362621473 474201 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh...? < 1362621476 841537 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i see where this is going < 1362621477 342579 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :optimization? < 1362621500 432206 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its optimising the points away < 1362621534 766623 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the points are gone < 1362621540 855548 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is it still trying to get rid of more? < 1362621590 255389 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t app < 1362621591 550546 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ArrowApply a => a (a b c, b) c < 1362621601 800430 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait i thought arrows sucked < 1362621649 72326 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(#(% %) #(% %)) < 1362621650 697490 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clojure < 1362621656 870812 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elegant < 1362621667 763404 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its ap not app < 1362621672 876804 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t ap < 1362621673 584743 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its trying to make the code shorter < 1362621674 57315 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1362621674 636246 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monad m => m (a -> b) -> m a -> m b < 1362621677 931872 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa < 1362621718 810025 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t id<*>id$id<*>id < 1362621720 224339 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type: a0 = a0 -> b0 < 1362621720 373706 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Expected type: (a0 -> b0) -> a0 < 1362621720 373806 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Actual type: (a0 -> b0) -> a0 -> b0 < 1362621724 643379 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh? < 1362621731 695140 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (\x -> x x) (\x -> x x) < 1362621733 175173 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type: t1 = t1 -> t0 < 1362621733 324768 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of `x', namely `x' < 1362621733 324958 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the expression: x x < 1362621741 704813 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you expect that to work i'm confused < 1362621834 683215 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t \x -> x x < 1362621836 131043 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type: t1 = t1 -> t0 < 1362621836 280941 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of `x', namely `x' < 1362621836 281074 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the expression: x x < 1362621846 349652 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is why fix exists surely < 1362621885 913057 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are functions you can pass to themselves < 1362621898 779291 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So why can't I write a function that can only take such a function? < 1362621907 204705 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what functions can you pass to themselves < 1362621911 874872 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :id < 1362621921 747174 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: what type do you expect (\x -> x x) to have < 1362621924 83763 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that's because it's polymorphic isn't it < 1362621929 911572 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :note that it can be assigned a type but not in haskell 2010 < 1362621945 330319 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh? what type would it be assigned? < 1362621958 571364 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i won't spoil < 1362621965 173619 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you dick < 1362621970 34213 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i will but only if everyone gives up < 1362621987 140530 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can we give up if we're too incompetent to even guess < 1362621993 103918 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it count as giving up if i already know the answer? < 1362621999 124272 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1362622003 82255 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't count as part of everyone, oerjan < 1362622004 637325 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok then < 1362622016 179802 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :a priori i assume that anything i could possibly say is something oerjan already knows < 1362622019 996851 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i'm ok with that < 1362622034 414174 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know anything about type theory outside of Haskell. Well, a little subtyping I guess < 1362622041 858837 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its not really anything to do with type theory < 1362622050 916884 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Typeclasses? < 1362622055 968970 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1362622066 550213 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :surely \x -> x x not being typeable in HM is type theory something < 1362622067 745642 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some sort of or type? < 1362622076 451034 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(\x -> x x) is a function so must have type $A -> $B for some $A, $B < 1362622091 621425 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are those perl style variables < 1362622098 69718 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we apply x inside so we know $A must be a function type, ($C -> $D) -> $B for some $C, $D, $B < 1362622110 98693 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the function's result is the result of applying x < 1362622112 620874 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so $B = $D < 1362622119 802580 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Recursive types < 1362622120 866997 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :($C -> $D) -> $D for some $C, $D < 1362622130 860089 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :$C is what we pass in i.e. the type of x < 1362622141 628591 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but oops, that's infinite < 1362622143 722860 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :$C = $C -> $D < 1362622149 976513 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:03:56 Occurs check: cannot construct the infinite type: t1 = t1 -> t0 < 1362622174 252291 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :from a rank2 pov we can assign the type (\x -> x x) :: (forall a. a -> a) -> b -> b < 1362622178 151198 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's not inferred < 1362622215 269945 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: btw fucking learn haskell you god damn fixie < 1362622217 454678 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@where lyah < 1362622218 93650 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.learnyouahaskell.com/ < 1362622220 279599 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :go. go do it < 1362622224 417944 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that fuckin book < 1362622231 907827 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont care < 1362622236 603864 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :about your opinions of the book < 1362622246 802436 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i'm certainly not doing it now but that's because my head is underwater < 1362622258 872090 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about this tomorrow i will learn agda and then shoot you < 1362622259 21598 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :buy hutton's programming in haskell if you want I hear that's good!!!! < 1362622270 879389 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck it give up and read real world haskell if you want to be the worst person slash bike < 1362622274 419828 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't care it just needs to happen < 1362622277 315430 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1362622287 334734 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well rwh is kind of crappy as a `first read' < 1362622299 369421 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no i mean why does it need to happen < 1362622322 974228 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :look < 1362622326 547446 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does Bike hate LYAH? < 1362622333 31077 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :either you'll learn and understand < 1362622335 630012 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or you'll die trying < 1362622338 861905 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it won't matter any more < 1362622342 200351 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't hate it, i just think it's kind of irritating < 1362622347 973977 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :headlines FIRST BICYCLE KILLED BY HASKELL < 1362622351 206528 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :SIMON PEYTON JONES ARRESTED < 1362622352 965048 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay fuck fine i'll try it right now you fucking shitter < 1362622357 316411 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thx <3 < 1362622360 56246 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking sun < 1362622363 750049 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you, sun. < 1362622382 557778 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: have you read why's (poignant) guide to ruby < 1362622382 991334 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sun's dead. Try Oracle. < 1362622392 70516 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lyah is the tamest shit in comparison (and i love wpgtr with all my heart) < 1362622419 165084 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i read some of wpgtr but i thought it was funnier than lyah < 1362622419 314402 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc wpgtr says something and that something is obsolete < 1362622428 7859 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some flaw that Ruby had that was fixed < 1362622430 536966 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forget why i don't like lyah, maybe it's because i hate joy < 1362622435 292782 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well wpgtr was last updated like a billion years ago < 1362622436 791799 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do i hate joy? i forget < 1362622441 546011 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think its for ruby 1.8.something < 1362622444 950515 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Joy is a different language. < 1362622454 23095 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it doesn't matter because nobody has ever learned ruby from wpgtr < 1362622456 405709 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that's the beauty of it < 1362622466 316498 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like joy the language i mean joy the happiness < 1362622475 861448 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know wpgtr has a soundtrack < 1362622486 853591 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1362622494 109145 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good bicycle < 1362622525 607200 :kallisti!~eris@h242.58.18.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362622526 76071 :kallisti!~eris@h242.58.18.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net QUIT :Changing host < 1362622526 225521 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1362622530 208579 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a haskell mode for emacs that isn't bullshit < 1362622539 159369 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes its called the haskell mode < 1362622544 135566 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1362622546 907617 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just get the latest one from git or whatever since your package might just be shit < 1362622554 894074 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i set it into stupid indentation mode i think < 1362622559 814385 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :since the smart indentation mode irritates me < 1362622565 702808 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like it knows better than me < 1362622572 615070 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and wants to cycle thoruhg every possible indentation when i press tab < 1362622576 975256 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow it's actually in a repository gosh < 1362622581 521411 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"did you know it's theoretically possible for you to write code at this indentation here???" < 1362622586 392222 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1362622597 15144 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also in reality < 1362622598 222170 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just use vim < 1362622598 705333 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: those are the best indentations you know < 1362622605 497912 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and type my indentation manually < 1362622609 311456 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :by pressing the spacebar < 1362622615 80041 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know when i regressed like this but i am happy < 1362622630 235389 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1362622637 424267 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's because i tried the fancy alternative haskell mode thing chrisdone had < 1362622650 72431 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it annoyed the hell out of me and wanted me to make a .cabal for everything when i just wanted to load a file into ghci < 1362622659 201792 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i gave up and started doing vi foo.hs instead < 1362622659 653147 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so what's the usual mode for editing haskell < 1362622669 291499 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like uh < 1362622672 880738 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"workflow" that's the ticket < 1362622673 73314 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well chrisdone just merged the good stuff into real haskell-mode i think < 1362622676 195061 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1362622679 262547 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you write stuff in a file < 1362622680 653837 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :C-c C-l < 1362622685 127953 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it loads in the ghci in the other emacs window < 1362622689 222621 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh good, i'm all over that. < 1362622689 553000 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you switch over and evaluate stuff < 1362622696 553575 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its basically like lisp but we don't have anything fancy like slime < 1362622717 944810 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :suddenly i have the horrible idea of writing haskell swank < 1362622731 688380 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like it's basically literally the same as running ghci in another terminal and pressing :r < 1362622734 690875 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is what i do now < 1362622748 591373 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i'll miss C-c C-c but i can deal < 1362622751 310688 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::r still wipes bindings < 1362622753 586990 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1362622767 224764 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've forgotten what c-c c-c does < 1362622768 835063 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's been so long < 1362622769 2862 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would it not < 1362622778 206025 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy fuck haskell-platform installs a lot < 1362622800 265567 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I want to test a function with some data that took some time to produce and don't want to re-create the data each time I change the function < 1362622803 807551 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything haskell platform installs for you is something you cant fuck up installing manually with cabal-install < 1362622808 609322 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :accept the blessing < 1362622843 882420 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: yeah sounds like C-c C-c would be good for that, but a lot of times being able to destroy old bindings would be kind of nice too < 1362622871 793709 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yo < 1362622874 392532 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does c-c c-c do!!! < 1362622876 705126 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't leave me in the dark < 1362622880 162614 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: until you need to upgrade a package < 1362622885 608954 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :slime-compile-defun < 1362622891 256871 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: that's when you throw out your computer and buy a new one < 1362622893 256992 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just compiles and loads the current form < 1362622896 503040 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of like, the whole file. < 1362622906 270197 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :% format / < 1362622942 661518 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whole-file vs single-function isn't relevant, it's what happens to old bindings made at REPL that's relevant < 1362622953 237825 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the real cool emacs stuff starts when you give up on ever writing programs and just go to coq and agda < 1362622963 848598 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good, i hate programs < 1362622964 683621 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :where you get tightly-integrated ~HYPER-INTERACTIVE~ emacs environments < 1362622969 329502 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty much the best < 1362623028 633874 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I should be a teacher instead of a programmer < 1362623134 208164 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey Bike should i sleep < 1362623138 990637 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :god yes < 1362623145 96891 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok but why < 1362623150 972762 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it so you can have peace < 1362623164 689459 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you're whiting out every few seconds and at this rate you'll become a p-zombie < 1362623180 506750 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok becoming a p-zombie is now on my list of life goals < 1362623190 608175 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just before becoming a bicycle (how do you do it???) < 1362623194 299880 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :read more smullyan then < 1362623198 579597 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an ancient secret i'm afraid < 1362623205 816118 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ancient wisdom of the bicycles < 1362623226 794301 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"so for reasons that will remain unclear i have an account on a novell network which uses windows 7 and i wish to get the sam and system files or the password hashes and saved onto a flashdrive" ##asm is a great channel < 1362623235 930755 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1362623273 126553 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like 98% actual asm questions 2% random scriptkiddies asking for hacking help < 1362623304 591405 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :plot twist: 40% of the actual asm questions are people trying to wargame. < 1362623311 585077 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :97% homework questions < 1362623316 894680 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well as I understand it the point of assembler is to bypass the security checks in the Micro-Soft Windows operating system to achieve a lower level of control with which to extract the necessary passwords from the system code < 1362623317 693814 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah XD but wargame stuff sounds really cool < 1362623326 578747 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1362623355 430137 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is why microsoft do not supply an assembler. it is too risky < 1362623411 907887 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you ever get the feeling someone in the channel is taking your bullshit joke seriously < 1362623417 499032 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm getting that feeling real strong right now < 1362623437 869905 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you think someone in this channel would say "Micro-Soft"? < 1362623448 252495 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike have you SEEN the people in thnis channel < 1362623453 201315 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it me < 1362623456 56194 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :am i the narc? < 1362623457 896975 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's everyone < 1362623462 566715 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shit < 1362623472 610516 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and noöne (← DIÆRESIS) < 1362623473 890242 :wareya!~wareya@cpe-67-248-121-45.nycap.res.rr.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362623528 892095 :wareya!~wareya@cpe-67-248-121-45.nycap.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1362623530 902438 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn Bike you are so right. i should be sleeping < 1362623534 336409 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :see < 1362623542 404936 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome Bike < 1362623548 215597 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1362623553 685691 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is the advantage of the ancient wisdom of the bicycles. < 1362623592 680073 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :right britland < 1362623630 702324 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike have you ever even seen a britland < 1362623643 44645 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only once, when I was young. < 1362623662 617030 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow you're looking at my time without permission < 1362623667 878712 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's confidential Bike < 1362623678 710021 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@localtime elliott < 1362623679 521773 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for elliott is Thu Mar 7 02:34:38 2013 < 1362623687 166842 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :GUYS?? SOME PRIVACY??? < 1362623703 90424 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if ghosts find me < 1362623705 522749 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :/say @localtime had better just ctcp people < 1362623734 946237 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@localtime words more words < 1362623751 981500 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@localtime words Sgeo lambdabot words < 1362623754 686044 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :/say hello Bike < 1362623758 751237 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good command. < 1362623769 548595 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :/help < 1362623780 247645 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :/sleep < 1362623802 223985 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:36:39 -!- Irssi: Unknown command: sleep < 1362623806 237849 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my irc client sucks < 1362623813 647184 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :/msg nickserv ghost elliott < 1362623828 346903 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: whats your password < 1362623885 381769 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonghits4jesus < 1362623922 56149 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't believe you but tried to ghost you nonetheless < 1362623927 101212 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :basic principles of professionalism < 1362623934 167791 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you sure did < 1362623946 464904 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did it tell you < 1362623951 839817 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're one of the worst sleepers i've ever seen. < 1362623956 36223 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did it say hey kmc im nickserv the snitchand that elliott guy is the WORST < 1362623956 185960 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody will guess my password because i used the numeral '4' instead of the word 'four' < 1362623964 136872 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1362623964 326737 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you lied again < 1362623965 462541 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im so upset < 1362623973 185475 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: wait am i asleep < 1362623977 163630 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this all a dream < 1362623979 220581 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no not you that other guy < 1362623980 548121 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you trust me kmc < 1362623982 208129 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :with your password < 1362623987 919194 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1362623988 68737 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck do i look like zhuangzi to you < 1362623988 68980 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you already have mine since i use mosh < 1362623989 53228 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1362623996 378493 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and im sure you have some great backdoors in that crypto < 1362624000 775773 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and don't forget that sharing is caring < 1362624004 968062 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no i just have a backdoor for AES < 1362624006 976289 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you acre < 1362624008 324968 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :about anything < 1362624009 54649 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'much better' < 1362624064 981211 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: what does it feel like to be able to decide to go to sleep and then enact that decision successfully < 1362624085 880666 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :narcoleptic. < 1362624110 890282 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wish i was narcoleptic < 1362624115 742959 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It feels like being dead tired at midnight instead of 2pm < 1362624131 581614 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's... weird. < 1362624186 48324 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think... my sleep schedule has actually been quasinormal lately < 1362624280 993393 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im starting to become irritated at everything for existing < 1362624289 99867 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :especialyl Bike because bicycles feel more like tangible objects than humans to me < 1362624332 658128 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFlys aren't humans either. < 1362624354 112826 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And humans being the dual of pumpkins seems weird < 1362624410 32551 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott may already be a dualist! < 1362624433 507480 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im offended Bike < 1362624449 690023 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if I threw in being a duelist as well? < 1362624478 939034 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like galois < 1362624479 973155 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: do you know haskell yet < 1362624500 797718 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Almost. < 1362624506 689776 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just need to figure out these monad things. < 1362624513 932965 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know some good tutorials for that :-) < 1362624524 409603 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(-: < 1362624530 898644 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(-:-) fusion < 1362624538 548923 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's sick < 1362624539 861653 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :superglued them eyeballzzz together < 1362624650 242065 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :dual & duel smiling power < 1362624655 512059 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :twice the noses: twice the power < 1362624666 354632 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can ü comprehend it < 1362624675 834035 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :even as a bicycle you have never seen the dawning of a day with this much smiling upon it < 1362624728 286511 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike my irc client is about to literally explode if you dont tell me to go to bed again < 1362624786 240998 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike is away: are you asleep yet? < 1362624830 63030 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :rip Bike < 1362624833 433450 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :died from being away < 1362624984 337881 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(-:-) TIE FIGHTER < 1362624995 813382 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :combining tie fighter above < 1362625004 386642 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1362625023 311342 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike you told me you were away < 1362625024 313828 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you lie < 1362625039 407024 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike is away: do you regret? < 1362625117 507113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :have joined ##asm < 1362625169 847923 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the hacker already left sorry < 1362625206 724678 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :HACKERS < 1362625233 462345 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo you're kind of adorable sometimes i hope you know that < 1362625356 181467 :Sanky!~SankyZNC@unaffiliated/sanky QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1362625383 851419 :Sanky!~SankyZNC@unaffiliated/sanky JOIN :#esoteric < 1362625880 878099 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362625909 842780 :impomatic!~digital_w@22.120.125.91.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1362626415 958146 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i get inferior-haskell to get me a repl? haskell wiki says to C-c C-l something but that seems pretty dumb < 1362626457 419567 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :C-c C-l < 1362626466 730845 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1362626469 700902 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if yo uwant a repl without a file, you can open a terminal and type ghci < 1362626471 671813 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but seriously you want a file < 1362626477 51712 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :since declarations are like 10x more convenient in a file < 1362626479 925238 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and like indentation and stuff < 1362626486 52414 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay yes but i want a repl too < 1362626512 42441 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lyah starts with a repl. i gotta go by the book here. < 1362626573 397813 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so open a terminal < 1362626574 707821 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and type ghci < 1362626576 482248 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and press enter < 1362626589 365258 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :alternatively m-x some shit FUCK I NEED TO SLEEP < 1362626593 452295 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fine ;_; < 1362626775 780159 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh 4 * -3 isn't allowed, nice < 1362626815 719263 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 4 * -3 < 1362626818 331033 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Precedence parsing error < 1362626818 480422 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : cannot mix `GHC.Num.*' [infixl 7] and prefix ... < 1362626821 798545 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh so it isn't < 1362626826 123657 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well negative numbers are kin dof a clusterfuck < 1362626828 311571 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just put them in parens always < 1362626829 852277 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its like lisp < 1362626833 252472 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its a long story < 1362626856 314501 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's gross < 1362626857 575648 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ((*) 4 ((-) 3)) < 1362626859 444635 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (GHC.Num.Num (a0 -> a0)) < 1362626859 594103 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of `e_143' < 1362626859 594295 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ... < 1362626863 877930 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :er what < 1362626865 774758 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: whats Your Solution i have my solution < 1362626883 971727 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (-) < 1362626885 678077 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Num a => a -> a -> a < 1362626893 335209 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. is there like negate somewhere < 1362626895 58751 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> negate 4 < 1362626896 933154 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : -4 < 1362626900 287361 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :perfection < 1362626905 111140 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: my solution is get rid of unary -, have -4 and such be numeric literal, use negate if you want a function < 1362626919 449553 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in that moment i swear we were all monqy < 1362626922 790452 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: and what does (- 3) mean < 1362626930 408305 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :section < 1362626931 348379 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means - takes two arguments < 1362626935 343238 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: u passed the test < 1362626939 807640 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: however what does foo x = -x mean????? < 1362626945 976858 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ((*) 4 (negate 3)) < 1362626947 916950 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : -12 < 1362626954 334665 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :const -x < 1362626957 777436 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i'll write all my haskell like this to piss people off pointlessly < 1362626960 141381 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(-x is an identifier) < 1362626966 271311 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's alliteration) < 1362626969 377101 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yikes monqy yikes < 1362626969 526569 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1362626973 123156 :tromp_!~tromp@rtc35-242.rentec.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (- 3) 5 < 1362626975 200499 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Could not deduce (GHC.Num.Num (a0 -> t)) < 1362626975 350161 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from the ambiguity chec... < 1362626981 196470 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is elliott still awake? < 1362626986 519549 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good fucking question < 1362626987 710533 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i'd probably end up making haskell into agda somehow < 1362627003 336234 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mixfix is kind of awful < 1362627005 79613 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but also kind of good < 1362627006 375215 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :god dammit < 1362627007 63233 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im going < 1362627007 500160 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1362627009 827568 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1362627010 394872 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1362627137 858363 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1362627145 912510 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: narcolepsy is not that fun < 1362627162 294637 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shh he's asleep < 1362627207 706155 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You may not have known it but we've been using functions now all along. For instance, * is a function that takes two numbers and multiplies them." this is pretty great < 1362627423 488299 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: Reconnecting < 1362627440 417285 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362627548 537724 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: talking about languages is a bad idea hth < 1362627578 774690 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In that channel, maybe. < 1362627598 297225 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did sgeo do.... < 1362627620 967396 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mentioned Haskell in ##asm. Or maybe it was someone else but anyway now everything is terrible. < 1362627634 844278 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going along with it because I'm also terrible? I don't know. < 1362627676 776948 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the person who's arguing with you, I haven't even seen them post anything except off-topic video clips before this o_O < 1362627681 190225 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode is weird < 1362627716 299467 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish people wouldn't do the "thing is obviously absurd and useless" for things that obviously exist. It's so uncreative. < 1362627740 345397 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ((1 +) * (2 +)) 3 < 1362627742 2239 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (GHC.Num.Num (a0 -> a0)) < 1362627742 178098 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of `e_1123' < 1362627742 327348 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1362627848 179948 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is a very simple example of a common pattern you will see throughout Haskell. Making basic functions that are obviously correct and then combining them into more complex functions." good tutorial, this < 1362627956 976106 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i have a confession: I didn't know haskell actually had a basic if < 1362627976 925547 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought you used case everywhere < 1362628097 485966 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Real functional programmers use if' < 1362628117 465955 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :if syntax lets you do fun things with indentation though < 1362628150 863042 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hits tab a few times. what < 1362628312 60224 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1362628488 433480 :Arc_Koen!~Arc_Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362628536 932186 :Arc_Koen!~Arc_Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1362628553 180852 :Arc_Koen!~Arc_Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362628989 912871 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION assumes that Bike's "what" was followed by " could possibly go wrong?" < 1362629009 846463 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the hell just went wrong", more like. < 1362629039 259687 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever it was, the tabs swallowed it. < 1362629882 913834 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: So anyway, I'm curious, what's so alien about assembly? < 1362629928 581259 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's so... low-level < 1362629931 476222 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ish < 1362629937 620235 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't actually know Assembly really < 1362629947 944598 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You didn't learn any in school? < 1362629964 787559 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They teach assembly in schools? < 1362629969 328946 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(My school sucked) < 1362629986 314119 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I learned basic ancient MIPS in arch class. < 1362630014 403126 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had an OS class. We wrote in C#, because the professor wrote a computer simulator thingy in C# < 1362630036 105748 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except it wasn't really a good simulator, since you didn't write things like memory management stuff in the assembly of the simulator, you wrote it in C# < 1362630050 641480 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we learned MIPS in the architecture class I took, and in another one of the low-level ones we had to learn basic x86 asm and how to debug with gdb, reverse engineer a basic program < 1362630067 542696 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like the program was a "bomb" and asked for a series of codes, and we had to use a debugger and look at the asm to figure out each code < 1362630075 691310 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and each one had a progressively more obfuscated way of validating the codes < 1362630084 573361 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: OS is a bit different from arch, I think. < 1362630089 556736 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and each time you inputted a wrong code, it'd email the teacher XD < 1362630112 173427 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that seems like it'd just annoy them really < 1362630120 809737 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the professor would take off a small number of points for each one < 1362630128 19519 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(only up to a limited amount, it wasn't major) < 1362630134 667881 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was mainly just to encourage people to figure out how to patch out the emailer < 1362630141 278635 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1362630180 614069 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the OS class didn't have any outright asm but it did deal with a lot of low level stuff, since we were doing, like, paging and threading on a mips simulator < 1362630196 954223 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the intro CS class had a toy asm language that they used. that and python were the two intro languages < 1362630209 679546 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so um.... I guess there was kinda a good amount of asm < 1362630244 632110 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's related to Sgeo apparently getting some kind of IT degree, though he sure knows a lot of CS so I get confused about what the heck he was actually taught. < 1362630304 8719 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they definitely did a good job at being varied, I mean, there was everything from a class that covered natural deduction and formal logic and stuff (and had no coding!) to scheme and haskell and java and C++ and asm and stuff < 1362630320 255615 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and prolog. prolog says No., fiora, you are not getting an A. < 1362630326 781571 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, http://www.farmingdale.edu/academics/business/bcs/courses.shtml < 1362630354 620518 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also get confused that you actually lived in a place called Farmingdale, and I can see cows from my fucking window. < 1362630369 303304 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Programming in Visual Basic " oh you poor dear < 1362630390 127800 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There ... was a C++ one too < 1362630396 257072 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know why it's not there < 1362630423 782044 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think we actually had any courses called 'programming in ' < 1362630431 100227 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like gosh I can't remember any, I don't think they existed < 1362630434 323538 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, they're still there, just not called "C++" < 1362630436 84637 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that seems pretty boring overall < 1362630444 140271 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, yes. < 1362630448 509193 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm let me see if there were any "programming in X" classes at my old school < 1362630465 226635 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess the closest we had to that is the intro course was mostly python, and the data structures class was mostly C++ < 1362630466 932989 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also this is available courses, it's not like all of them were mandatory < 1362630475 885296 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'course < 1362630490 172146 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: well you're learning programming, not learning a language, at least nominally. < 1362630502 938200 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the compilers course used Lisp but it's not like they'd advertise that as "lisp programming" :P < 1362630503 786127 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that's what I mean < 1362630509 851775 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://schedules.wsu.edu/List/Vancouver/20133/CS < 1362630531 669243 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the compiler course I took used haskell but like. only a little bit of it covered haskell < 1362630533 346654 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha advanced topics is concurrency. < 1362630539 503636 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the professor kind of expected us to magically figure everything out after the first two weeks <.< < 1362630557 144623 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought haskell let you do everything magically?? was i wrong < 1362630566 331260 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yeah i have a compilers book that uses SML and it's like dude i don't know SML what is this < 1362630621 101182 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :related to haskell: is there a way to keep infinite lists from printing forever because that's pretty much not what I want? < 1362630625 972352 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so my memories of haskell are like, a mix of "gosh this is hard and oh gosh how do monads work and aghhhhh" and "wow pattern matching is so cool and the type system and omg" < 1362630636 164944 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, can turn it into a finite list < 1362630643 685398 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :take 50 yourList < 1362630650 767743 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1362630665 872537 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or Ctrl-C if that's what you mean, although I don't know what the emacs-y version is < 1362630687 901995 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's still ctrl-c (inferior-haskell is pretty much just a shell anyway) < 1362630719 451278 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just in CL I can do (setf *print-length* 50) and then when i do something stupid it at least stops. i imagine there's some config option for ghci, just wondering if anybody knows it < 1362630822 92637 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try asking in Haskell? < 1362630838 168996 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops i thought this was #haskell < 1362630959 109356 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :close enough, right? XD < 1362631035 388033 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like lambdabot just puts an ellipsis there after some characters with no regard to anything. < 1362631104 652409 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362631110 163516 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362631193 518601 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362631199 180858 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362632052 522483 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1362632052 672218 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362632746 140745 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1362633504 975934 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1362634913 215979 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362636605 646587 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1362638038 450736 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362638042 331614 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1362638087 206587 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362638501 212987 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1362638501 743444 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1362638501 937721 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1362638849 221190 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362638997 585534 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-137-85.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1362639553 659698 :applicative_!6c1152c6@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.17.82.198 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362639582 161829 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362640068 170441 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1362640068 607958 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1362640068 757503 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1362640182 944419 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1362640279 66225 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot < 1362640297 540956 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote fungot < 1362640310 940075 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :11) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. \ 14) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. \ 15) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. plea < 1362640545 163491 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362640928 61046 :applicative_!6c1152c6@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.17.82.198 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1362641373 141419 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1362641374 925835 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I AM SUMMONED < 1362641766 420010 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1362641886 502479 :impomatic!~digital_w@158.195.125.91.dyn.plus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362641921 178335 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362642401 174735 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362643391 390168 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362643430 293804 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spell of summon fungot < 1362643430 811258 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: abstraction by not explicitly renaming anything will interact very poorly and have strange bugs. in that time < 1362643510 780247 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1362643780 176675 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362647184 172801 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362648415 770708 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1362650260 268 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1362651119 980422 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ideone.com/luw5I2 that was kind of funny. (It doesn't do that on *my* 4.7.2.) < 1362651136 743435 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I know it's probably a bad, I was just curious.) < 1362651307 464290 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's pretty amazing < 1362653485 56455 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362655553 183009 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1362658369 214554 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362658418 986367 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, I remembered the lang wih the arrows, it was ziim < 1362660142 266858 :oonbotti!~oonbotti@91-145-118-87.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1362660321 279441 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1362660734 960161 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B02D5B3.dip.t-dialin.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362662112 653987 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( I didn't eat dinner yet and it's now 8:15 AM < 1362662116 25414 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did fall asleep < 1362662117 32489 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1362663191 830051 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362663235 128646 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362663978 109099 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362664955 333879 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362666304 8470 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 QUIT : < 1362666397 976179 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1362666410 897742 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362666700 937236 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1362666732 468180 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1362667151 441289 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362667585 169392 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362667621 219430 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1362668565 584333 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1362668834 848547 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eep < 1362668854 846052 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another company wants to pay me more than Ipreo (if they hire me), but it's more of a temporary position < 1362670563 183731 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot < 1362670563 370201 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: i do not know < 1362670581 435211 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you quoting zzo38 at me fungot < 1362670581 854982 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: i don't believe in wimpy shortcut functions. let them eat their ice cream or water ice on a small board in my case < 1362670671 45706 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: hi! < 1362670680 16810 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are you boily < 1362670683 418913 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: zzo38-hi! < 1362670683 656418 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: what about naivity, then? < 1362670734 359052 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: hungry. some vietnamese demon has been visiting my mind and urging me to eat pho. < 1362670755 721332 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: don't you dare undiaerese naïvity at me, you rambunctious bot! < 1362670756 177132 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: apparently lostchild doesn't msn, since that idea doesn't strike me as being overconfident n00b... so i'm trying to figure out < 1362670756 672078 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i think this demon has your best interests at heart < 1362670789 286040 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it's spelled naïvete actually. i think fungot just misspelled nativity < 1362670789 662732 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: you did it right. " would somebody please find a gimp irc channel and try to infer types < 1362670830 214162 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :even fungot agrees i fixed his mistake < 1362670830 364724 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: how is it < 1362670838 947260 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent fungot < 1362670839 439813 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: if i avoid any dependence whatsoever on state held in the surrounding emacs instance, the repl didn't fnord and had these bug guys called fnord < 1362671409 403764 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.66.187 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362671434 742983 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am now addicted to http://www.bonkersworld.net/ < 1362671610 383484 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://developers.google.com/events/io/ < 1362671614 794976 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :click the buttons < 1362671793 939868 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :after the wobbly shapes, a game. < 1362671938 933741 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't get the wobbly shapes. It's not asking to input 13. I got the answer, but only because I was quasi-randomly clicking around < 1362672011 365476 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, there are all several ones < 1362672015 770212 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :11010011 < 1362672029 246935 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :13,3 < 1362672070 378283 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~eval 0xd3 < 1362672073 8172 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error (1): < 1362672083 568948 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never like Simon as a game < 1362672177 214899 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm used to Simon ending at 10 < 1362672185 900405 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~eval 0xd3 < 1362672186 390245 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :211 < 1362672186 716917 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it was a puzzle in Mutation < 1362672191 597088 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I usually cheated) < 1362672896 614388 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.66.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what language is metasepia < 1362673124 419797 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you cheat < 1362673127 714610 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :write it down? < 1362673186 608881 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362673218 374272 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1362673235 660568 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since it's also a chat thing, I just typed the number of each one into the chat bo < 1362673236 967082 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :box < 1362673341 385930 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Help < 1362673350 923496 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've bought a vaguely popular album < 1362673366 995615 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did you buy it? < 1362673371 773505 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Amazon < 1362673378 786482 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :digital download? < 1362673386 255219 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, ordered CD < 1362673399 931411 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's not too late to cancel the order and pirate it! < 1362673406 339648 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it is! < 1362673413 372810 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm holding the CD! < 1362673416 674908 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'm not < 1362673419 362416 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm playing the CD < 1362673425 965651 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I've got the CD case here < 1362673458 945907 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: haskell. < 1362673482 676618 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362673576 769173 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :On another note, I'm beginning to really enjoy Schlock Mercenary < 1362673586 832672 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm up to.. February 2004 < 1362673591 224832 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At two pages a day < 1362673638 775048 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh okay, so in a few more decades you might be caught up < 1362673698 872397 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps < 1362673840 452507 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a tad confused how RhythmBox can only work out the length of one track < 1362673850 866622 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's track 7 < 1362673931 434267 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :CDs actually only store the length of track numbers that are multiples of 7, good cd players use sofisticated heuristics to figure out the rest of it < 1362674352 578505 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I found out recently that the E in "Ngevd" doesn't stand for elliott, after all. < 1362674356 474322 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It stands for eliot. < 1362674360 238753 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1362674393 978151 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty sure the e stands for ngevd, it's a recursive acronym < 1362674457 433897 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, that's what the G stands for < 1362674466 72051 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not Nathan Ngevd Ngevd van Doorn < 1362674469 670184 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :the g? there is no g in ngevd < 1362674477 949229 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :it starts with a ng < 1362674569 146936 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nguyen Nguyen Engevd van Doorn? < 1362674630 389010 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :NGevd ngEvd ngeVd ngevD < 1362674663 583366 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: What is ngevd? < 1362674677 591378 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :g'eegan < 1362674683 308162 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's ask HackEgo < 1362674685 780000 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Ngevd < 1362674690 395314 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​,WAc;ME6rH7ysF'U@?Dvij\]$5iהV3"4UٛZ5K߲b3QdW#!kftPڭYt< b2KNurL0 \ #{l֒‹qAjr+"֠oYn(XYPBe1DnF!men}$.Ke=֜7,͕tE#CxZ(]zϤ82msċXA.g•G < 1362674695 389604 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, HackEgo! < 1362674702 264203 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, that's Ngevd < 1362674721 404325 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362674728 503088 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really should correct that italics-screen-urxvt combo bug. < 1362674807 745290 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the what ? < 1362674818 501965 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362674835 341967 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :italics are rendered as reverse video in my terminal when I'm in screen, which means all the time. < 1362674847 43507 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1362674863 101896 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, there's a stronghold on the Minecraft server < 1362674873 703242 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is most of your terminal text in italics ? < 1362674940 863683 :hagb4rd|lounge!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362674985 624135 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cookienugget: it usually isn't, as normal text is. I'm just always not far away from a screen session, and when someone ngevds, I like it to be properly rendered. < 1362674992 663523 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, it's a matter of honour. < 1362675040 318393 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1362675056 659215 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: What does the nge stand for? < 1362675096 808045 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Nathan George Eliot" < 1362675151 204632 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not GNU Eliot < 1362675160 911292 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alas, no < 1362675250 523423 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Partially because I am annoyed by how insistent GNU is on tacking itself onto Linux's name when it's used as an OS < 1362675263 95742 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Partially, because, as the ancient war-ballad goes, < 1362675267 563047 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"That's not my name" < 1362675271 365794 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"That's not my name" < 1362676048 14004 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :GLASSES PEOPLE < 1362676049 742035 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :INSTRUCT ME < 1362676051 935511 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOW DO I GLASSES < 1362676071 660986 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Directly. < 1362676085 21164 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :That advise does not help. < 1362676090 879349 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :*advice < 1362676095 890098 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't even type properly with these fool things. < 1362676146 541534 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: OK... Indirectly? < 1362676205 343894 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, have you been playing Sburb and combining a computer with your glasses < 1362676239 285239 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Noooooo < 1362676287 943795 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Gregor Homestuck? < 1362676291 72020 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If not, he should. < 1362676298 914262 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :You people. < 1362676300 775190 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are not helpful. < 1362676319 387779 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, he should not. < 1362676329 404859 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: To be fair your question wasn't helpful either. < 1362676335 767743 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help Taneb help you < 1362676345 483485 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have new glasses. < 1362676356 38568 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where by "new" I mean "I have never worn any sort of vision correction in my life" < 1362676364 223928 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... don't get it. < 1362676368 699402 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how to glasses., < 1362676395 610760 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unfold them, so you get two pointing things hanging out. Put on such that pointy things are above ears < 1362676406 396842 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I got that much. < 1362676424 680084 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Oh, I remember that. < 1362676431 717345 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, the pointy things hanging out point downwards < 1362676436 932135 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION got glasses -- ~6 years ago? < 1362676441 54505 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A little less. < 1362676453 485996 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, they hook downwards < 1362676463 188288 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: HOW < 1362676466 220527 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: HOW DO YOU GLASSES < 1362676476 290071 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: It sort of happens automatically. < 1362676478 943683 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, try to walk around with them on < 1362676479 418643 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it takes a while. < 1362676482 136178 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Or perhaps more importantly, does the adjustment phase end? Because right now everything is much clearer without them. < 1362676489 495529 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: They're not general-purpose, walkin' around sort of glasses. < 1362676492 458099 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearer without them? < 1362676498 163143 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes. < 1362676501 215185 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I think we're talking about different things. < 1362676513 492379 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mine were general-purose, walkin' around sort of glasses. < 1362676524 824289 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, they should be clearer when worn, if a bit confusing < 1362676528 314462 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1362676529 187741 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :By my understanding, the concept is the same X-D < 1362676537 552248 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, the glasses I've worn aren't really that strong < 1362676538 218075 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got glasses some 18 years ago, I think. < 1362676558 13569 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're not general-purpose because their focal areas (or whatever these are called) are optimized for computer use, not general use. < 1362676566 717950 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :But they're still supposed to be glasses X-D < 1362676578 598571 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOLY CRAP IT IS CLEARER WITH THEM ON < 1362676596 566530 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zomg < 1362676598 393994 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just hard to know where/how to look at things. < 1362676598 543444 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's supposed to happen. < 1362676604 963481 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: You're missing out on the experience of looking at trees! < 1362676615 144532 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I can look at trees without glasses >_> < 1362676624 103973 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or I can play Minecraft and look at trees with glasses. < 1362676670 440810 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: The experience of seeing Minecraft-looking trees turn into real-world-looking trees when you put your glasses on. < 1362676680 798409 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: My eyes are nowhere near that bad. < 1362676690 291775 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mine aren't either. < 1362676696 709491 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :My trees are much less cubical even without glasses. < 1362676698 791845 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it was still quite an experience, looking at trees! < 1362676703 201517 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I have 20/20 vision, I just get eyestrain due to focal issues. < 1362676704 148750 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The resolution is approximately Minecrafty, though. < 1362676711 52950 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hallways. It's hallways that get me. < 1362676736 801198 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I get this "holy crap the world is so bright and sharp" feeling every time I clean my glasses, though. (I can manage that maybe once a month, so they're quite... opaque immediately before.) < 1362676738 534461 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not good at reading signs < 1362676739 260470 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My right eye's fine, my left eye isn't. So it's always a trip being able to have real depth perception < 1362676954 347350 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got glasses of strength somewhere around -4.0 to -4.5, which is I guess reasonably a lot but not terribly a horribly much. < 1362677158 697053 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: Have you considered a monocle? You seem a monocle kind of a guy. < 1362677169 894790 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps even two monocles. < 1362677173 424779 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1362677184 484707 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe two monocles connected with some kind of a bridge over the nose. < 1362677185 906654 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And for efficiency, the monocles can be attached via the nose. < 1362677189 336969 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :An—damn X-D < 1362677190 582876 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :preflex: seen kmc < 1362677237 445583 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, a monocle sounds more appropriate for "computer stuff", too. Glasses for general use, a monocle for operating a computer, that's the general rule. < 1362677359 432890 :hagb4rd|lounge!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a monocle, a smoking, a top hat, white gloves and maybe a kind of sword cane < 1362677380 114141 :hagb4rd|lounge!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net NICK :hagb4rd < 1362677382 421965 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :co classy < 1362677386 845943 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*so < 1362677467 562088 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you thinK? < 1362677504 324877 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hichaf < 1362677540 680263 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362677603 176370 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362677624 224849 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"a smoking" < 1362677627 925599 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I ended up taking M60 to the Harlem-125th Metro-North station. < 1362677648 178282 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I got on the express train instead of the local train, and went to Yonkers. < 1362677775 41255 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that like being bonkers, except with Y? < 1362677964 24282 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Surprisingly, yes. < 1362678002 454547 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregor: my dictionary says "tuxedo" or "dinner jacket". for that i wonder why we name it "smoking" here in germany. < 1362678021 410263 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Smoking jacket" is a thing. < 1362678028 903218 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1362678031 950817 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps "smoking" is a German shortform of that? < 1362678036 530881 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is yes < 1362678044 246127 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well there ya go X-D < 1362678050 100059 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool :) < 1362678061 992229 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4db43e25.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thx < 1362678095 932168 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I have a top hat and white gloves already. < 1362678108 150408 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :So all I need is to saw these glasses in half and get a smoking jacket. < 1362678131 834942 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And all you need to get a smoking jacket is a book of matches and a regular jacket. < 1362678140 478153 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed! < 1362678347 352290 :iamcal_!uid1110@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qbhwzxgtsutagegl QUIT :*.net *.split < 1362678347 352447 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :*.net *.split < 1362678506 365142 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf if io < 1362678529 937762 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :also is it a game? i have a hard time finding something meaningful to do in the second level. < 1362678588 708822 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh there are multiple second levels. < 1362678589 295288 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1362678596 358344 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like Sgeo said, i suppose. < 1362678667 331643 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1362678723 881707 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1362678753 163231 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B02D5B3.dip.t-dialin.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362678815 794600 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: cool < 1362678843 59508 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh you were not trying to get to yonkers were you < 1362678859 501832 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1362678859 882438 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-24-160.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1362678860 31924 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1362678867 961208 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I was trying to get to Spuyten Duyvil. < 1362678875 936144 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you get back? < 1362678907 269112 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The conductor wrote me an impromptu ticket back. < 1362679075 863822 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TVVP-gy1Q < 1362679078 403529 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 this song < 1362679118 897072 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1362679334 91654 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362680100 3095 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1362680886 598713 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1362681276 70305 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362681315 676760 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I could understand quantum computing if I learn the monad that someone wrote for it < 1362681440 717714 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think a quantum computing monad'd be more useful on a quantum computer < 1362681692 529391 :monqy!~help@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1362681779 516613 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It comes with a simulator < 1362682337 179863 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1362683017 996027 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Program received signal SIGTRAP, Trace/breakpoint trap. < 1362683019 49071 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x77515655 in ntdll!RtlpSetUserPreferredUILanguages () from C:\Windows\system32\ntdll.dll < 1362683026 821954 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :the hell is that o_O < 1362683391 996162 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone forgot a breakpoint. < 1362683716 842635 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :warning: Heap block at 00530F60 modified at 00530F6C past requested size of 4 < 1362683730 908649 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must be doing something horribly wrong then :D < 1362683752 987458 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trivia: it's difficult to guess how to code in C++ < 1362684266 227249 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1362684349 723985 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy shit :( < 1362684370 49501 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :but interesting that it worked :) < 1362684372 362458 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried and got 14 pages of errors < 1362684380 206525 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :struct foobar* = malloc(sizeof(struct foobar*)); < 1362684384 570835 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1362684433 215078 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman_: that looks like undefined behavior < 1362684433 640914 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnotherTest: You have 3 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. < 1362684437 402068 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure if it is though < 1362684446 34076 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-219-9.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That looks like a parse error. < 1362684481 62063 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-54f97e-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1362684484 97835 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-219-9.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :struct foobar *foo = malloc(sizeof *foo); // may be what you wanted < 1362684538 348685 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: how do you define a page? < 1362684553 863845 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: struct foobar* foo = malloc(sizeof(foo*)); is what I did < 1362684555 705585 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably bigger than the standard size < 1362684568 364352 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is wrong < 1362684611 58390 :pikhq_!~pikhq@75-163-219-9.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that's still a parse error. < 1362684669 372439 :Jafet1!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1362684686 277429 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, if I actually printed this out, it's be just over 9 pages < 1362684732 878343 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: what font size? < 1362684738 644794 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what font? < 1362684753 699918 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :How much padding? < 1362684862 728677 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Size 10, liberation mono, chrome's default < 1362684882 250964 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :10mm at top, 14.5mm at bottom,10mm at sides < 1362684897 432951 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: foo* -> foobar* < 1362684920 507895 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ struct < 1362685127 884711 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :also "foobar"->foobar is apparentely legal < 1362685148 991919 :mroman_!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really legal. < 1362685235 856166 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: distance between lines :)? < 1362685253 612269 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look, do you just want me to link it to you? < 1362685260 856035 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it's fine < 1362685327 901156 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-54f97e-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1362685345 817679 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362685370 508724 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sprunge.us/SBTS < 1362685480 946379 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Enya literally lives in a castle. < 1362685576 637858 :iamcal_!uid1110@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-mxsmwkpmlucpegop JOIN :#esoteric < 1362685589 459222 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Michael Flatley also wanted that castle < 1362685594 305471 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... just... wat. < 1362685855 305041 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362687170 801016 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362687178 863722 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1362687921 993875 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362688134 175211 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.66.187 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1362688326 725895 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Quit: Going to go do a pre-interview screening things < 1362688616 20107 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1362688813 425559 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1362689568 757309 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : gregor: my dictionary says "tuxedo" or "dinner jacket". for that i wonder why we name it "smoking" here in germany. <-- it's smoking in norwegian too fwiw < 1362689692 61814 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362689742 877972 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that was easy < 1362689912 127070 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that mean you have a job now? < 1362689966 953304 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was just a "technical pre-screen" < 1362690099 44492 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aka an x-ray demanded by their insurance company, if you pass you get a _damn_ good health insurance < 1362690105 86536 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"What is 1+3?" "If I give you a computer, a hammer and a screwdriver, which tool would you use to open the computer?" < 1362690154 277588 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the hammer is nice for when the screwdriver isn't working properly, right? < 1362690161 581301 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, 1+3 is 1+3. Personally I'd use the computer. < 1362690163 119543 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd use the computer to open it. < 1362690171 122718 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn. Taneb is quicker than me. < 1362690183 992564 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, great minds think alike! < 1362690216 890029 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :great minds sometimes skip the most obvious jokes. < 1362690229 435308 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was a thing where they asked questions and then they see exactly what you type and delete etc < 1362690229 584950 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/skip/discard/ < 1362690253 58553 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I actually have a link to the questions and my answers, but don't know if it's a good idea to just go around sharing it < 1362690257 824220 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, why discard the most obvious < 1362690275 992820 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Discard the most subtle, because nobody's gonna get thsoe < 1362690291 882595 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but neither was subtle. < 1362690299 602661 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it's the end of the day, and I'm only on my... *count on his fingers*... around 4th cup of coffee, ±2. < 1362690311 328161 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: my brains aren't working anymore. < 1362690344 283948 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm on my first half cup of coffee. i didn't want more as my stomach isn't too well. < 1362690374 414645 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm on my zeroth < 1362690502 560083 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell quintopia Btw, this lunch's pho was good. I did well to listen to my Vietnamese demon. < 1362690502 726054 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1362690522 244273 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily sounds good. but i'm gonna have fried chicken! ha < 1362690522 813251 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1362690834 80956 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :my demon must be from somewhere else, it only wants me to eat children, although none of the restaurants around here serve it. < 1362690874 17345 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*serves < 1362690903 925150 :Arc_Koen!~Arc_Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: Arc_Koen < 1362690950 29118 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1362690990 263495 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1362691295 213012 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: *serve, "none" uses plural verbs. < 1362691385 893161 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this one of those british/american things? < 1362691451 391684 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1362691461 166251 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is one of those correct/incorrect things. < 1362691469 546947 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"serve" is correct, and "serves" is incorrect. < 1362691472 300060 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Usually, a singular verb follows NONE, even if the noun following it is plural." < 1362691506 782646 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... no? What completely-broken source are you getting that from? < 1362691561 749851 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of the google summaries for "none verb subject agreement" < 1362691658 387580 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :“Usually, a singular verb follows NONE, even if the noun following it is plural. However, in < 1362691658 604463 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :conversational English, a plural noun has become acceptable.” < 1362691660 316655 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ugh < 1362691662 132986 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they both seem right to me < 1362691669 899337 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> :1:1: parse error on input `<' < 1362691671 765397 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : can't find file: L.hs < 1362691673 312924 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/sv_agr.htm is more subtle. < 1362691676 225824 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh come on < 1362691678 188087 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> :1:1: parse error on input `<' < 1362691680 6782 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:1: parse error on input `<' < 1362691686 16109 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think "serves" is what I taught as a tutor < 1362691687 86483 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: You have 4 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. < 1362691693 836021 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: nice < 1362691699 64321 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages < 1362691699 526364 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott asked 2m 27d 14h 55m 5s ago: is the description for quintopia_a on the strategies page up-to-date for space_hotel? < 1362691699 683158 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 said 2m 14d 6h 9m 12s ago: I made a program based on what we discussed, and a few other concepts too; see ais523_stealth < 1362691699 834984 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 said 27d 18h 42m 27s ago: I just beat space_hotel by over 10 score :) Can you remember when anticipation2 topped the hill (2012, or 2013)? I want to write about it and about omnipotence < 1362691699 835173 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily said 19m 57s ago: Btw, this lunch's pho was good. I did well to listen to my Vietnamese demon. < 1362691712 857642 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :24 days huh < 1362691714 145932 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :) foobar < 1362691714 642059 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: |value error: foobar < 1362691723 514168 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :) Sgeo: |value error: foobar < 1362691724 4234 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: |spelling error < 1362691724 154069 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: | Sgeo: |value error: foobar < 1362691724 154309 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: | ^ < 1362691730 776230 :impomatic!~digital_w@158.195.125.91.dyn.plus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Mannerisky still visit #esoteric? < 1362691730 967380 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :) Sgeo: |spelling error < 1362691731 455207 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: |spelling error < 1362691731 606851 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: | Sgeo: |spelling error < 1362691731 607025 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: | ^ < 1362691749 201000 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn you, multiline errors < 1362691857 330890 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> Hmm < 1362691858 992568 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: data constructor `Hmm' < 1362691872 337727 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> Not in scope: data constructor `Not' < 1362691873 999106 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:5: parse error on input `in' < 1362691879 984211 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1362691916 923970 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fnord < 1362691918 576170 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : can't find file: L.hs < 1362691921 165026 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fnord < 1362691922 834607 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `fnord' < 1362691999 371215 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> show < 1362692000 856633 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (GHC.Show.Show (a0 -> GHC.Base.String)) < 1362692001 6655 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a u... < 1362692021 503071 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1362692024 449187 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> Nothing < 1362692026 113859 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Nothing < 1362692026 586755 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should make a Haskell program to make error quines < 1362692028 444666 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a quine! < 1362692054 265288 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl_: but not an error < 1362692056 259962 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :remotely functional languages really take the fun out of quines :'( < 1362692059 418422 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> error "hm" < 1362692061 92928 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : *Exception: hm < 1362692185 274369 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> :1:1: parse error on input `<' < 1362692186 642038 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:1: parse error on input `<' < 1362692190 608976 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's all i can find :( < 1362692228 182955 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if there's any error quines that aren't parse errors < 1362692255 179753 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> not in scope < 1362692257 281424 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:5: parse error on input `in' < 1362692262 18576 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> not scope < 1362692264 6668 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `scope' < 1362692277 974961 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That in causes parse errors, unless you can find a way to work around it < 1362692291 107351 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or find an error other than not in scope errors < 1362692304 75934 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> No instance for (GHC.Show.Show (a0 -> GHC.Base.String)) < 1362692305 996008 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:4: parse error on input `instance' < 1362692307 75439 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1362692318 273144 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't use no instance errors < 1362692323 478559 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fromJust Nothing < 1362692325 466018 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : *Exception: Maybe.fromJust: Nothing < 1362692333 287723 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would probably be a parse error < 1362692430 332251 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's say you have a corpus of text to train an AI with < 1362692453 780356 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (:1:59: parse error (possibly incorrect indentation) < 1362692455 179137 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:59: parse error (possibly incorrect indentation) < 1362692455 418286 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And let's say that corpus of text is fungot's collected wisdom. < 1362692456 1229 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: i don't even have to be loaded. thus loading the srfis is implementation-dependant and not portable for every goddamn thing we suggest. i've just got home and called me away from my reading list for too long < 1362692456 176683 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you take an input sentence and determine which words are "the most interesting"? < 1362692482 603467 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :look for the least frequent ones? < 1362692485 102963 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362692506 836239 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interesting to what? For what? < 1362692584 392089 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :my guess would be that you lookup each word from the input sentence in your corpus and determine their frequency of occurence, then calculate the standard deviation of all the words' frequencies and accept only words below a threshhold < 1362692588 388894 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> can't find file: L.hs < 1362692588 716919 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> can't find file: L.hs < 1362692590 203268 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval-core: L.hs: removeLink: does not exist (No such file or directory) < 1362692590 375244 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `can't'Not in scope: `file'Not in scope: `L.hs' < 1362692596 144537 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1362692602 372272 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :close enough. you get the idea < 1362692659 619779 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: interesting for the purposes of making a passable chat bot that can reply to things < 1362692693 408869 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 1*undefined < 1362692695 585585 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : *Exception: Prelude.undefined < 1362692702 851859 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> e*undefined < 1362692704 852550 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : e * *Exception: Prelude.undefined < 1362692705 721246 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :onedefined < 1362692714 472170 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1362692745 924313 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> e < 1362692747 655759 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : e < 1362692749 669982 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t e < 1362692751 330749 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Expr < 1362692892 518459 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you want 2 markov models < 1362692898 808070 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> var$ap(++)show"var$ap(++)show" < 1362692899 4066 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that you can construct a sentence "around" a given keyword < 1362692901 868542 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : var$ap(++)show"var$ap(++)show" < 1362692904 367416 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :the stuff before and the stuff after < 1362692925 269318 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that only works with one keyword. not sure how you could incorporate multiple keywords into this process < 1362692925 904333 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type var < 1362692927 594445 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :String -> Sym a < 1362692990 156239 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> var$(++)<*>show$"var$(++)<*>show$" < 1362692992 602005 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : var$(++)<*>show$"var$(++)<*>show$" < 1362693039 921695 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362693172 433062 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t fun < 1362693173 618256 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :FromExpr a => String -> a < 1362693174 149483 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:16 > mueval: recoverEncode: invаlid argument (invalid character) < 1362693183 646725 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> mueval: recoverEncode: invаlid argument (invalid character) < 1362693184 252406 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1362693188 717765 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sadly it's not a real quine. < 1362693197 353421 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> join fun"join fun"::Expr < 1362693198 988049 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : join fun "join fun" < 1362693216 544425 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> join fun"join fun" < 1362693218 50268 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Ambiguous type variable `a0' in the constraints: < 1362693218 231681 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : (GHC.Show.Show a0) < 1362693218 381720 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ... < 1362693222 381039 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sad < 1362693248 140879 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: because of the extra space? < 1362693255 955191 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t expr < 1362693257 138737 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Expr -> Expr < 1362693258 692215 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, because it's different text. < 1362693259 509323 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1362693282 682974 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> expr$join fun "expr$join fun" < 1362693284 226115 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : expr$join fun "expr$join fun" < 1362693334 1075 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> expr.join fun$ "expr.join fun$" < 1362693336 182070 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : expr.join fun$ "expr.join fun$" < 1362693436 236088 :Taneb!~nathan@host-78-148-14-30.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1362693516 818563 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t sym < 1362693518 158378 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `sym' < 1362693518 308168 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1362693518 308360 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : `sum' (imported from Data.List), < 1362693747 777179 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "(++)??show"&(++)??show < 1362693749 334959 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `a0 -> b0' < 1362693749 491949 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type `[GHC... < 1362693755 678987 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (&) < 1362693757 244583 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a -> (a -> b) -> b < 1362693766 902330 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1362693771 468988 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (??) < 1362693772 857409 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Functor f => f (a -> b) -> a -> f b < 1362693872 527745 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1362693893 365203 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "&([show,id]=<<)"&([show,id]=<<) < 1362693894 857867 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `GHC.Types.Char -> [b0]' < 1362693895 7338 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : with act... < 1362693913 405998 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle (??) < 1362693914 282778 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :keyword ?? < 1362693915 980872 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm < 1362693926 222930 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf lambdabot < 1362693942 387735 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "&(??)[show,id]"&(??)[show,id] < 1362693944 252554 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ["\"&(??)[show,id]\"","&(??)[show,id]"] < 1362693947 821175 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: Poulet! < 1362693948 11164 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1362693953 209175 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1362693996 58064 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "&var.sequence[show,id]"&var.sequence[show,id] < 1362693997 559021 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `GHC.Types.Char' < 1362693997 754582 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type... < 1362694010 671397 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow i don't seem to get this < 1362694015 79215 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: it's from lens < 1362694080 772515 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362694126 154883 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (0$0&) < 1362694127 663971 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : The operator `Control.Lens.Combinators.&' [infixl 1] of a section < 1362694127 813363 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : must... < 1362694333 91733 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "&var&(??)join$fun.show.show" &var&(??)join$fun.show.show < 1362694334 792920 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Ambiguous type variable `a0' in the constraints: < 1362694334 942532 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : (GHC.Show.Show a0) < 1362694334 942728 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ... < 1362694559 275217 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (0$0=<<) < 1362694560 746561 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : The operator `Control.Monad.=<<' [infixr 1] of a section < 1362694560 896170 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : must have low... < 1362694565 138071 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (0$0>>=) < 1362694566 698417 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : The operator `GHC.Base.>>=' [infixl 1] of a section < 1362694566 852866 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : must have lower pr... < 1362694647 959171 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (0$0??) < 1362694649 491297 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : The operator `Control.Lens.Combinators.??' [infixl 1] of a section < 1362694649 653753 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : mus... < 1362694900 473961 :momech!~moumescho@92.red-83-44-151.dynamicip.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362695071 166193 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "& fun.show <*> expr & expr" & fun.show <*> expr & expr < 1362695072 840263 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `[GHC.Types.Char]' < 1362695072 990172 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual ty... < 1362695097 47996 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (0$0<*>) < 1362695098 556561 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : The operator `Control.Applicative.<*>' [infixl 4] of a section < 1362695098 721407 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : must ha... < 1362695125 203039 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "& fun.show <*> expr & expr" & fun.show <*> expr < 1362695126 691628 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `[GHC.Types.Char]' < 1362695126 841610 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual ty... < 1362695136 812696 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> fun.show <*> expr < 1362695138 331093 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (GHC.Show.Show < 1362695138 502139 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : (Debug.SimpleReflect.Exp... < 1362695142 619595 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t fun.show <*> expr < 1362695143 789000 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :FromExpr b => Expr -> b < 1362695158 938202 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :doh < 1362695186 708930 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "& fun.show <*> var & expr" & fun.show <*> var & expr < 1362695188 925159 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric : "& fun.show <*> var & expr" & fun.show <*> var & expr < 1362695283 314067 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there you go. < 1362695334 968911 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1362695943 52517 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1362695948 824059 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362696179 872069 :momech!~moumescho@92.red-83-44-151.dynamicip.rima-tde.net PART #esoteric :":wq" < 1362696194 796891 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1362696791 918454 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1362697339 679900 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-137-85.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1362699912 842071 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1362700075 187320 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :03:32:25 elliott: narcolepsy is not that fun < 1362700080 310143 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: it sounds convenient! < 1362700093 575817 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it really isn't < 1362700111 875298 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well at least it couldn't make my sleep schedule any worse :P < 1362700135 381278 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are headphones that adjust volume to prevent hearing loss, right? < 1362700167 818798 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not on meds: feeling really tired all day, having trouble focusing and thinking well, falling asleep for random time periods in the evening, totally throwing my sleep schedule off, and making me end up awake at 12 AM to 5 AM which is... when none of my friends are awake and then it's all lonely < 1362700195 686040 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make differently-scheduled friends. < 1362700204 944910 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok narcolepsy probably wouldn't be an improvement < 1362700214 175775 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :on meds: hyperfocused, even more anxiety than usual, nervousness < 1362700214 628527 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but my sleep schedule is roughly that bad to start with < 1362700242 201094 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about a special kind of narcolepsy where it only makes you go to sleep when you should be sleeping, i could go for that < 1362700262 149423 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi elliott < 1362700277 482950 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(to be fair I'm not sure which I'd prefer, not being able to sleep is pretty awful too) < 1362700293 583776 :nooodl_!~nooodl@91.177.50.217 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you see my Inv isomorphisms thingy; if so: was it really related to lenses somehow < 1362700296 276992 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's easy to emulate: try to nap around 5 hours after taking meds <.< < 1362700330 513106 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, I can confirm that it is possible to fix sleep cycles < 1362700338 460341 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My current sleep cycle is quite good < 1362700367 24087 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in college sgeo only got irrational time intervals of sleep. very unpleasant < 1362700375 33840 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could probably fix mine with enough dedication and willpower but the problem is that i am by far the most productive when i should be sleeping < 1362700381 837805 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it is kind of bad either way :( < 1362700403 200791 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, lose a few days of productivity so that you can be productive when you shouldn't be sleeping < 1362700403 595526 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/dedication/medication/ < 1362700406 969677 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good typo < 1362700427 400600 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is quiet at night < 1362700449 352690 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :noise and distractions are a things that happens mostly when others are awake < 1362700451 5873 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: in my experience I am pretty much only ever motivated to/good at programming late at night < 1362700457 448963 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I could wake up really early < 1362700462 324123 :cookienugget!a4d71b95@gateway/web/freenode/ip.164.215.27.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ a / / < 1362700464 902891 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you judging the programming late at night also < 1362700483 596190 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: what are you implying!!! < 1362700487 290996 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also did you learn Haskell yet < 1362700497 354981 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :g'elliott < 1362700514 680241 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things < 1362700515 826443 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm slowly recovering from my lackofsleeping. < 1362700517 158880 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle zipWithin < 1362700517 704764 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No results found < 1362700525 440065 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hayoo needs to be a command < 1362700525 781033 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@74.207.243.105 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1362700533 964575 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or more concretely: i'm curious how cases where one of the cases is an object instead of a constructor pattern works < 1362700534 931717 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Types are a lie. < 1362700548 960315 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it get lifted to a typeish thing < 1362700553 403938 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: what do you mean by object? < 1362700579 524606 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just like the basic case n of {0 -> 1; n -> n * fact (n - 1)} < 1362700592 212258 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm assuming Integer isn't actually defined as blablapeano) < 1362700602 917969 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretend that numbers are constructors < 1362700603 689861 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which part of that is the object? < 1362700608 482346 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The zero. < 1362700621 853523 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1362700625 107183 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :object is a bad word for that < 1362700630 802785 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pattern-matching on numbers is just a special case. < 1362700631 671414 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems like you're saying what if it's a "primitive type" < 1362700635 235580 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It gets turned into == < 1362700635 392892 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in this case it just becomes < 1362700641 178164 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if n == 0 then 1 else n * fact (n - 1) < 1362700648 229090 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Except it gets turned into something else with GHC and Ints.) < 1362700651 120828 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is about number literals yeah < 1362700662 378871 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :same for something like Char or whatever I guess < 1362700684 318397 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :note that that "case n" works even if n is a peano numeral or whatever! < 1362700687 819500 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :as long as you have a Num instance < 1362700690 379024 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and an Eq instance < 1362700692 480222 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it works for case x of {[4] -> [5]; x:xs -> xs} too, I mean. < 1362700700 188004 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Char is not overloaded so its definition doesn't need to mention (==) < 1362700712 765661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Yes, because you're pattern-matching on a list and then on a number. < 1362700725 657938 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And we've already said what pattern-matching on a number is like. < 1362700725 825954 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or some thing not involving typeclasses not that that's probably actually relevant < 1362700739 725473 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: data [a] = [] | a : [a] < 1362700744 371743 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :data List a = Nil | Cons a (List a) < 1362700751 637843 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the constructors have a funky name but that's really all they are < 1362700756 837012 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :[1,2,3] is just sugar for 1:2:3:[] < 1362700765 363097 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Language primitives that have special-cased expression syntax -- like lists, numbers, Char, String, ... -- usually also have special-case number syntax. < 1362700766 293017 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-78-123.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, but so you can match on literals? < 1362700774 2104 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's just how it is. < 1362700788 639522 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is only sugar, though; for the most part ADTs are what counts. < 1362700789 789280 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: data Foo = Bar Int String < 1362700797 261237 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :case x of {Bar n xs -> ...}