< 1365897602 574075 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world! < 1365897606 827043 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1365897612 477811 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoorah < 1365897719 842091 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun uint32_t h,l; asm("rdtsc" : "=d"(h), "=a"(l)); printf("%lu\n", ((unsigned long) h)<<32 + l); < 1365897722 684070 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :447363927769088 < 1365897731 293022 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: it's not a command in HackEgo's chroot at all, i think < 1365897733 391045 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun uint32_t h,l; asm("rdtsc" : "=d"(h), "=a"(l)); printf("%lu\n", ((unsigned long) h)<<32 + l); < 1365897735 484365 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :114525268588101632 < 1365897757 192600 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah, i inferred as much. < 1365897821 186277 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`interp c printf("Hello, world!\n"); /* Is this broken? */ < 1365897838 30299 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does not compile. \ ./interps/gcccomp/gcccomp: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ ./interps/gcccomp/gcccomp: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ ./interps/gcccomp/gcccomp: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ ./interps/gcccomp/gcccomp: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ ./interps/gcccomp/gcccomp: for < 1365897843 35023 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems so. < 1365897880 430452 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: wtf is that error < 1365897909 679606 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :interp c calls interp c etc. < 1365897912 696094 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc < 1365897914 458137 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or < 1365897915 235204 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :something < 1365897917 110746 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't care < 1365897918 733571 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: so what should i do with my life < 1365897935 247829 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hmmmm < 1365897941 367712 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: how about find a way to give me lots of money < 1365897950 935430 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then execute that plan < 1365897958 343911 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1365897960 759993 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll get right on that < 1365897972 793153 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know what to do with my own life so this is about the best i can achieve under the circumstances < 1365898031 918128 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, BUY BTC < 1365898036 576108 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you considered cows < 1365898055 389523 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you could rewrite other things as web apps < 1365898059 79598 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like... finger < 1365898065 448608 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http colon slash slash fing.er < 1365898075 881324 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lols < 1365898077 416462 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*fing dot er < 1365898093 459959 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they call 'em fingers but i never see them fing < 1365898751 993432 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi kmc < 1365898757 535414 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wlecmoe bcak < 1365898845 686322 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Kanazawa#World_War_III < 1365898852 2498 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wow i just got around to reading that bit < 1365898902 956465 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: Oh, you fixed `y? < 1365898907 30470 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l bin/y < 1365898908 228225 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 183 Apr 13 23:55 bin/y < 1365898914 504868 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run y Jafet < 1365898915 887864 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet \ Jafet < 1365898926 977489 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet++ < 1365898935 833153 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"`y aka the y combinator" < 1365898944 255481 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma shachaf < 1365898944 828109 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf has a karma of 19 < 1365898948 278869 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run y shachaf++ < 1365898949 852997 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ shachaf++ \ sh < 1365898951 725864 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma shachaf < 1365898952 272424 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf has a karma of 49 < 1365898960 496102 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion................................................................................................................................................................................................... < 1365898992 42030 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: seriously read http://www.epjournal.net/filestore/kanazawa-statement.pdf to cleanse your pallette, most of the signatories have done pretty cool work < 1365898999 150114 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :already did < 1365899003 545844 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hichaf < 1365899007 751082 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait was i gone < 1365899016 291917 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the guy is an idiot and wrong" is not really a revelation to me < 1365899018 671367 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, shichaf. hichaf. < 1365899021 598356 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok well < 1365899027 480934 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :look up some of the signatories then < 1365899033 467274 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :14:07 (back later) < 1365899035 820797 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone who isn't that guy really < 1365899044 128292 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365899053 988389 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow i missed a lot of "kmc goodness" while i was away < 1365899061 452772 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :should i logread y/n < 1365899069 887493 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if u like < 1365899144 105073 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I was at the American Society of Civil Engineers General Meeting at Berkeley where a couple of people were talking about their startup. < 1365899158 945510 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's inescapable. :-( < 1365899170 51363 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a civil engineering startup? < 1365899173 641115 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like... a town < 1365899181 996197 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365899186 677053 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need seed funding for this town we are going to build. < 1365899188 699241 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :very 19th century < 1365899189 667195 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :disrupt the bridge industry < 1365899192 753330 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah seriously < 1365899203 724685 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's a Mobile App for people doing construction of some kind. < 1365899207 371329 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :railroads were the 19th century startups < 1365899220 678115 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that reminds me did you know the capitol of Burma was a fucking field before they started building in 2002 < 1365899223 772243 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like what < 1365899241 460516 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they all had names like The Shitsville and Aleghenny Railroad and not railroad.me or whatever < 1365899252 785975 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :railro.ad < 1365899254 551007 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they were mostly investment bubbles and stock scams < 1365899260 459008 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : Railroad.me: The Leading Railroad Site on the Net < 1365899266 370348 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should change my name to Ellio.tt < 1365899267 695006 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which had a side effect of producing useful infrastructure that could then go into public ownership < 1365899273 116828 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then spend the $5000 and two yaks it costs to buy that < 1365899275 741910 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think the "getting land from the government" part is pretty interesting < 1365899277 72643 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :very web 2.0 < 1365899294 731500 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Is that related to "the other tt". < 1365899297 901815 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/.$/?/ < 1365899303 42255 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/I/i/ < 1365899304 297544 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :monopolizing trade in areas that don't exist until you monopolize trade in them < 1365899316 166190 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is related to trinidad & tobago < 1365899319 474424 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/ is an interesting online book about the early days of rapid transit in NYC < 1365899334 35428 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want to hear about lots of stock market scams and oddly designed trains < 1365899340 807025 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do i < 1365899359 118933 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also cool old-timey photos < 1365899362 794655 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION bookmarks for a rainy day, maybe < 1365899373 174840 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not like i don't have forty fucking books bookmarked, but w/e < 1365899389 337736 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: haha wow that section < 1365899407 387933 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"without a single American life lost" < 1365899419 695797 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the important lives, as we know < 1365899422 350513 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :FINALLY someone happens upon the solution of "how about we just kill everyone else" < 1365899440 604995 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because no true american would be in the middle east right < 1365899449 582480 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's seriously really disheartening to see people actually talk about vitrifying entire nations < 1365899453 464981 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it's not like there are any friendly states downwind of 'the middle east' < 1365899458 860295 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like obviously they're stupid in addition to all around terrible, but gah < 1365899466 212817 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig2-16.jpg LOOKS FAMILIAR !! < 1365899479 54284 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes i love that photo < 1365899481 396013 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :STORAGE. < 1365899482 722994 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...huh i've seen that image before too. is it a kmcism < 1365899483 350246 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: the middle east is officially defined as "the place terrorists come from" < 1365899485 548766 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365899494 888118 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: durka durka mohammad jihad < 1365899553 809060 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, so if you're in the middle east you're a terrorist? < 1365899564 401736 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sad i missed the era of elevated trains in manhattan < 1365899565 308297 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: why else would you be in the middle east... < 1365899570 772763 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the exception is if you go there to kill people < 1365899602 612163 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's cool that they built the els out to what was then the middle of nowhere: http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig18-23.jpg < 1365899647 59754 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes i think it's funny that one of the major US allies in the region is a place where the leading religious authority thought the earth was flat through the 90s but then i remember that's actually pretty sad < 1365899661 182462 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :saudi arabia? < 1365899668 50202 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. < 1365899680 799321 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently one of the princes returning from orbit convinced him otherwise. < 1365899685 93280 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :c.c < 1365899690 263528 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike[TYPOCLASS SUBSTITUTE]: http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~rclark/gorn.html < 1365899706 973094 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1365899725 587132 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote SaulGorn < 1365899726 138014 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :SaulGorn says: A formalist is one who cannot understand a theory unless it is meaningless. < 1365899736 970851 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig21-13.jpg < 1365899767 158100 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, and i saw some BBC article a while back that had a UK military guy say they "struggled to harmonize" saudi arabia's human rights abuses etc. with their selling weapons to them < 1365899771 381686 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :politics. < 1365899843 550857 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice " oh i'm reading about this again help < 1365899872 362035 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :at that salt mine outside kraków they had a bunch of centuries old horse powered machinery down in the mine < 1365899883 733104 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the mine from the 14th century? < 1365899891 270766 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"how do they get the horse back out?" "what do you mean, get him out? they put a horse in the mine and then he lives in a mine for the rest of his life and then dies" < 1365899897 306433 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1365899902 896282 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, well, wow. < 1365899908 849795 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wieliczka_Salt_Mine < 1365899914 46308 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :13th century < 1365899914 571519 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you do with the dead horse < 1365899925 3087 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: shove it down an unused bit of mine i think < 1365899945 648109 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could eat it < 1365899958 6823 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the have a statue of Karol Wojtyła down there < 1365899961 366446 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the pope as a pillar of salt. < 1365899965 942886 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if you realise you missed a bit of... minerals you had to run around in some tunnels full of dead horse? yuck < 1365899966 948664 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365899985 328949 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :salt, ph. it's a salt mine. it says "salt mine" right there < 1365899997 497653 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh salt is a kind of mineral *pushes up glasses* < 1365900010 756183 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia section: "Sister caves" < 1365900015 900740 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: it's weird to consider that JPII and Goethe could have been in the same room, for some reason < 1365900017 958758 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :my next band will be named Sister Caves < 1365900032 399834 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't there one of those in northern ireland < 1365900032 859621 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa it's like a sister city relationship < 1365900035 237303 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :except more shit < 1365900036 724366 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell? awesome < 1365900055 743827 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: can i join sister caves < 1365900056 719305 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :404 - Impossibile trovare il file o la directory. < 1365900061 119669 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just want to be able to say "i was in a band with kmc once" < 1365900069 10742 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll play the uh < 1365900069 689277 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :triangle < 1365900071 280717 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yeah < 1365900076 674649 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bassoon! Go for the bassoon. < 1365900081 362409 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd be a perfect bassoonist. < 1365900083 20983 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bassooner. < 1365900085 476007 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the electric triangle < 1365900089 869120 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bex.io/ Bex.io || Own your own Bitcoin Exchange < 1365900092 179271 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :trovare! like "treasure trove" in which "trove" is an adjective *pushes up glasses again* < 1365900110 28820 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'char _start[] = "C\x8bL$\x08\x85\xc9u\x0b\x89\xe1f\xc7\x01y\x0a\xb2\x02\xeb\x0f\x89\xca\x8a\x02B\x84\xc0u\xf9\xc6B\xff\x0a)\xca1\xc0\xb0\x04\xcd\x80\xeb\xf8";' > y.c && gcc y.c -o bin/y -nostdlib -m32 && y 'amd64 sucks' < 1365900114 685898 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: just fyi electric is real and probably kinda cool. < 1365900115 8995 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :y.c:1:17: warning: hex escape sequence out of range \ y.c:1:17: warning: hex escape sequence out of range \ y.c:1:17: warning: hex escape sequence out of range \ bash: /hackenv/bin/y: cannot execute binary file < 1365900127 14458 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/15026825/php-mysql-how-to-prevent-two-requests-update is that where this code is from < 1365900133 544821 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i hope so < 1365900150 476549 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have invented the world's first electric triangle. The project isn't totally complete yet, as I can't play full songs, but this is enough of a demo to prove that I did it. < 1365900152 78643 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can I exchange shares in market exchange strength records < 1365900155 58425 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if($row['free']) { return true; } else { return false; } < 1365900163 570733 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this code smells like roses < 1365900178 380393 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig21-9.jpg < 1365900198 962391 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote like.an.arrow < 1365900199 406791 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monochrom says: Time flies like an Arrow. Space leaks like a Monad. < 1365900201 324127 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :me on my way to steal yo girl < 1365900203 530501 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote like.an.arrow < 1365900204 147677 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monochrom says: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Syntax rules like a macro. < 1365900208 432637 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Apparently one of the princes returning from orbit convinced him otherwise. <-- this sounds like a method that could be used in more circumstances. < 1365900215 263441 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you cannot steal that which is not owned < 1365900231 589557 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes let's send all the religious nutjobs to space and SPOILER ALERT leave them there < 1365900253 582274 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it time for another muslims in space discussion < 1365900256 740079 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run rm y.c < 1365900260 32970 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365900263 319653 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :stross already did it < 1365900274 80207 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the real world already did it < 1365900282 12651 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -ne '\x7fELF\x01\x01\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\x02\0\x03\0\x01\0\0\0T\x80\x04\x084\0\0\0\x90\0\0\0\0\0\0\04\0 \0\x01\0(\0\x03\0\x02\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\x80\x04\x08\0\x80\x04\x08\x7f\0\0\0\x7f\0\0\0\x05\0\0\0\0\x10\0\0C\x8bL$\x08\x85\xc9u\x0b\x89\xe1f\xc7\x01y\x0a\xb2\x02\xeb\x0f\x89\xca\x8a\x02B\x84\xc0u\xf9\xc6B\xff\x0a)\xca1\xc0\xb0\x04\xcd\x80\xeb\xf8' > bin/y && chmod +x bin/y < 1365900285 204433 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365900294 270918 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`y did you change it < 1365900295 376350 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/y: cannot execute binary file \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/y: Success < 1365900298 531281 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :muslim astronauts have problems praying i think < 1365900305 365631 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is tricky < 1365900307 598830 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : salt, ph. it's a salt mine. it says "salt mine" right there <-- so you are saying the horse should be well preserved? < 1365900308 229070 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run file bin/y; ls -l bin/y < 1365900310 237246 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/y: ELF 32-bit LSB executable, Intel 80386, version 1 (SYSV), corrupted program header size, corrupted section header size \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 126 Apr 14 00:44 bin/y < 1365900320 491596 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo bin/yhjulwwiefzojcbxybbruweejw < 1365900320 946723 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :way to corrupt the program header, Jafet < 1365900321 163893 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes exactly. < 1365900329 271961 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@yhjulwwiefzojcbxybbruweejw < 1365900329 932186 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"\"#$%&'()*+,\"" < 1365900373 148373 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :w... what < 1365900379 781285 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw if someone says "saudi arabia" is ancient or tribal or something please punch them for me. thx < 1365900384 855604 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*quotes < 1365900386 531398 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: REVEAL THE SECRET CHANNEL < 1365900386 725623 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : 404 - Impossibile trovare il file o la directory. <-- is that bad localization or do italians really call it "directory"? < 1365900392 772833 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: yhjulwwiefzojcbxybbruweejw, hth < 1365900405 607992 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: that is a good diagram < 1365900413 688528 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i dunno, a lot of computing terms stay in english :( < 1365900428 148871 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's depriving the world of a lot of undoubtedly hilarious German compound words < 1365900436 909461 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they just say Mobile-Telephone-Connectingcable or whatever < 1365900452 344151 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In languages with other alphabets it doesn't work unless you transliterate it. < 1365900464 386971 :Mathnerd626!~quassel@palevsky-223-221.rh.uchicago.edu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365900475 579389 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats the best alphabet < 1365900482 326300 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mongolian. < 1365900489 638392 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you ever looked at it? You'll understand. < 1365900525 963706 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :thai is "a l l l l l right" < 1365900533 268222 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: hmm, quite similar to voynichese < 1365900542 913890 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: bad news: theres no secret channel :( < 1365900552 104792 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: bad news YOURE LYING < 1365900553 948915 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(rotated) < 1365900570 96171 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1365900574 30469 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : if($row['free']) { return true; } else { return false; } <-- i suppose you might want normalized booleans? < 1365900584 66415 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig9-10.jpg all of the el companies submitted engravings like this one and then some of them got sued when what they built was approximately 100x uglier < 1365900593 921567 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: true. does !! work in PHP? it's a little weird anyway < 1365900594 116378 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ssshhh settle down < 1365900597 627739 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a JS idiom though < 1365900610 593826 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: hi mnoqy < 1365900612 560547 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -ne '\x7fELF\x01\x01\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\x02\0\x03\0\x01\0\0\0T\x80\x04\x084\0\0\0\x90\0\0\0\0\0\0\x004\x00 \0\x01\0(\0\x03\0\x02\0\x01\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\x80\x04\x08\0\x80\x04\x08\x7f\0\0\0\x7f\0\0\0\x05\0\0\0\0\x10\0\0C\x8bL$\x08\x85\xc9u\x0b\x89\xe1f\xc7\x01y\x0a\xb2\x02\xeb\x0f\x89\xca\x8a\x02B\x84\xc0u\xf9\xc6B\xff\x0a)\xca1\xc0\xb0\x04\xcd\x80\xeb\xf8' > bin/y && chmod +x bin/y < 1365900615 875858 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365900617 652763 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi mnoqy < 1365900627 200118 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: i will never se'le downn until the secret channle is revealed < 1365900630 549537 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: i don't see it. < 1365900632 749508 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hd bin/y < 1365900633 956235 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000000 7f 45 4c 46 01 01 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 |.ELF............| \ 00000010 02 00 03 00 01 00 00 00 54 80 04 08 34 00 00 00 |........T...4...| \ 00000020 90 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 34 00 20 00 01 00 28 00 |........4. ...(.| \ 00000030 03 00 02 00 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 80 04 08 |................| \ 00000040 00 80 04 08 7f 0 < 1365900646 918268 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`y did you change it < 1365900648 277599 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/y: cannot execute binary file \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/y: Success < 1365900667 368976 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig12-8.jpg i feel like this should be a Married to the Sea comic < 1365900674 47625 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : is it time for another muslims in space discussion <-- now i'm reminded of the great caliph in the valerian comic < 1365900677 633850 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-179-240.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365900688 535944 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hdiff.luite.com/gloss/styrene/ HASKELL IN YOUR WEB BROWSER[*] < 1365900692 225241 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :[*] chrome < 1365900702 548704 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig6-2.jpg this man's grandson will grow up to be Transistor Man < 1365900728 776220 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: so what is it < 1365900731 646609 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell compiled to js? < 1365900738 742137 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1365900739 592392 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghcjs < 1365900742 320392 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: valerian? < 1365900746 122599 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hdiff.luite.com/gloss/pong/ < 1365900772 632954 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hdiff.luite.com/gloss/styrene/out.js < 1365900789 154237 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this could... use some minification < 1365900807 172127 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :17:53 ion: yeah this is the output from the first pass, without the optimizer < 1365900810 176315 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :17:53 which just uses the ghc-supplied unique names everywhere < 1365900819 783233 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : muslim astronauts have problems praying i think <-- i don't see why, they should be able to get perfect 3d direction to mecca which surely is even better? < 1365900831 485996 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(in response to (closing the parenthesis here so i can just paste):) 17:51 http://hdiff.luite.com/gloss/styrene/out.js could benefit from a bit of minification, just in case a client requests it without gzip compression. :-) < 1365900847 374382 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sha1sum bin/y < 1365900848 549194 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :358f7740207e437860756331b4aa611e9ae230f4 bin/y < 1365900863 387352 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`shachaf1sum bin/y < 1365900864 853184 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: shachaf1sum: not found < 1365900875 825131 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :SHA-chaf < 1365900889 300751 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll make my own National Institute of Standards and Technology! with blackjack! and hookers! < 1365900950 428490 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'"As far as allegations of no hacking, I'm afraid that's just not true: We implemented the Rho and Pi steps of the brand new SHA3 standard algorithm "Keccak" inside the RAR archiver's internal virtual machine... It's worth noting that the materials used to consume laughing gas were actually already available at Noisebridge' < 1365900987 435222 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1365900990 803458 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fetch http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/38f6b5503e1b/bin/y < 1365900993 251187 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :2013-04-14 00:56:32 URL:http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/38f6b5503e1b/bin/y [183/183] -> "y" [1] < 1365901003 309826 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run printf '#!/bin/bash\nsha1sum "$@" | tr a-z n-za-m' > bin/shachaf1sum && chmod +x bin/shachaf1sum < 1365901006 650741 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365901012 221481 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '"hi"' | shachaf1sum < 1365901013 889812 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :51091s1p8p2q0s7rq39s412p927p23rq41493328 - < 1365901016 846248 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run chmod +x y && mov {bin/,}y && ./y hi < 1365901020 541865 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: mov: command not found < 1365901025 927251 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run chmod +x y && mv {bin/,}y && y hi < 1365901029 419441 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: y: command not found < 1365901035 714636 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ln -s /bin/mv bin/mov < 1365901039 164015 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365901044 23765 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mov zig < 1365901045 265201 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :mov: missing destination file operand after `zig' \ Try `mov --help' for more information. < 1365901046 303393 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Btw, tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M < 1365901053 720719 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigh < 1365901060 896541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's much harder to prononuce < 1365901087 930066 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, UUObash < 1365901121 813577 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv {bin/,}y && y hi < 1365901123 353345 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: cannot stat `bin/y': No such file or directory < 1365901133 878962 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv {,bin/}y && y hi < 1365901137 657780 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: /hackenv/bin/y: cannot execute binary file < 1365901149 278285 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should probably stop using at&t syntax < 1365901150 379035 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Mongolian is written vertically. The Uyghur script and its descendants—Mongolian, Oirat Clear, Manchu, and Buryat—are the only vertical scripts written from left to right. This developed because the Uyghurs rotated their Sogdian-derived script, originally written right to left, 90 degrees counterclockwise to emulate Chinese writing, but without changing the relative orientation of the letters." < 1365901167 461885 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :No wait, mv uses at&t syntax < 1365901171 178436 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :SHA-ZAM < 1365901186 560238 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be a good hash function. < 1365901197 163189 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://assets.amuniversal.com/ec106b7c250a102d94d7001438c0f03b < 1365901200 608161 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://assets.amuniversal.com/47a7a97c250c102d94d7001438c0f03b < 1365901206 263986 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1365901218 112355 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: oh I work with someone who you know vaguely < 1365901239 250080 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: empires cause strange things < 1365901245 238668 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : [...] and then some of them got sued when what they built was approximately 100x uglier <-- :( < 1365901304 845971 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, sorry, i misrepresented the mufti earlier < 1365901312 108685 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: who's that < 1365901320 80870 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he didn't say the earth was flat, he took issue with a university saying it rotated and orbits the sun < 1365901331 739221 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: twist, it's copumpkin < 1365901337 240926 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the elevated stations were just cool looking http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig16-27.jpg < 1365901344 165515 :Lymia!~moe@108-205-143-75.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365901344 604564 :Lymia!~moe@108-205-143-75.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Changing host < 1365901344 798747 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan JOIN :#esoteric < 1365901346 448521 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the extant ones in the outer boroughs don't look like that < 1365901349 992483 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also the one in manhattan) < 1365901355 448074 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're all hella dilapidated < 1365901362 722075 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellapidated < 1365901389 765602 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man that's hella swanky though < 1365901390 532283 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :CLOOOOOUD < 1365901396 460133 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: valerian? <-- french space comic with lots of aliens and stuff < 1365901400 264421 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"preëmpted" < 1365901401 233665 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i stayed in a tall hotel building in chicago and i could look down on the el loop and it was like my own miniature train set :3 < 1365901407 9032 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh those crazy french comics < 1365901413 575589 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :preëmption and coöperation < 1365901436 797721 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you expect me to coöperate?! < 1365901446 199721 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Treatise on the textual and rational proofs of the rotation of the sun and the motionlessness of the earth and the possibility of ascension to other planets" ha, ha < 1365901463 145276 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if anyone's translated this, it could be fun to read < 1365901505 669774 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :\hahaguy < 1365901527 583473 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh he said it was ok to kill people who said the sun didn't move (nobody tell him about the galactic center0 that's less fun < 1365901537 32631 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you can't tell him he's dead now, pbuh) < 1365901567 894314 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did she say the galactic center? Tell 'er I don't even know the galactic! < 1365901590 964891 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :;_; < 1365901598 197600 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf................................................................... < 1365901626 227067 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatnoweegan < 1365901651 121079 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Our exchange operates with hot data sets, completely in-memory. < 1365901652 391198 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have algorithms optimized for order execution speed and parallelization." < 1365901668 493517 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bitcoinscale < 1365901679 532178 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"our technology is secured by state of the art techniques such as OS-less deployment" < 1365901703 233231 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bex.io/images/feature01.png < 1365901708 770722 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the "security" picture < 1365901710 431923 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good picture < 1365901723 355302 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :c.c < 1365901726 240310 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :psychic three-eyed soviet aliens to secure your bitcoins < 1365901744 537993 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"We are builders" http://bex.io/images/feature04.png < 1365901747 183672 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i always read pbuh as like < 1365901747 928679 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"pah" < 1365901748 615366 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i sense a theme here < 1365901750 564787 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pbuh < 1365901758 219454 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're probably more trustworthy than oracle bdb. < 1365901760 488140 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like damn nobody thinks much of that mohammad guy < 1365901761 683294 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: do the celebrate crayftsmanshipp < 1365901782 188354 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Craymanship < 1365901801 265969 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: me too >_> < 1365901815 669850 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Jon Wall ring a bell? < 1365901822 176201 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :who the fuck even celebrated craftsmanship in the first place < 1365901841 441830 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :craftsmen < 1365901849 467804 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :skilled labor unions < 1365901858 134483 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gun'sbrasters < 1365901862 664112 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: no < 1365901886 961939 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well he said he vaguely knew who you were, perhaps it wasn't mutual :) < 1365901893 478425 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: it entered my lexicon of things to mock via https://devcenter.heroku.com/articles/bonsai < 1365901899 380501 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Fast, elegant full-text search that celebrates your craftsmanship." < 1365901903 229834 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the word 'your' used to not be there < 1365901910 264424 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: hm, ok < 1365901913 162430 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :did he say how < 1365901918 991704 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Did she say the galactic center? Tell 'er I don't even know the galactic! <-- would you like to use your free non-swat now? < 1365901920 196166 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm bad with names and people and stuff < 1365901921 691126 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :he was at caltech < 1365901928 616516 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what years? what house(s)? < 1365901930 980419 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I thought I already used it before. < 1365901945 607759 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Labor union? Is that like a bitcoin mining pool, but for pregnancies? < 1365901949 50374 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: not sure, sorry :/ I know it intersected your time there but probably not the same year, since he's a bit older < 1365901952 794834 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1365901979 558175 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: Koen_ < 1365901985 678335 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: uh you can't be older than kmc < 1365901993 189365 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc is literally the oldest person in the universe < 1365902000 29746 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :;_; < 1365902002 323152 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I didn't know < 1365902007 713707 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must've been mistaken then < 1365902016 586142 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :when 13 billion years you reach... < 1365902057 641292 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :…you start being able to pronounce miuaf? < 1365902066 469569 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1365902070 223657 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just the initials of my blog < 1365902071 476893 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no trouble pronouncing miuaf. < 1365902072 430068 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-33.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365902073 142653 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm bad at naming stuff < 1365902073 439100 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know :) < 1365902082 256630 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait so was kmc conceived at woodstock < 1365902082 450662 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :mew-aff < 1365902084 343547 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, I told you about that acronym. < 1365902093 623033 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought I asked kmc directly < 1365902095 248963 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs miuaf < 1365902099 426513 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yesssssss Bike you are on top of my mythos < 1365902101 482943 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean I told kmc about it. < 1365902103 824407 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365902122 436208 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: please, call it a cosmogeny, it deserves it < 1365902135 163564 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a five dollar word if I ever heard one < 1365902143 557886 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.22362 < 1365902153 225439 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This article is about scientific theories of the origin of the universe. For mythical explanations, see Creation myth. For the Björk song, see Crystalline (song). For The Metal Machine Trio album, see The Creation of the Universe (album). < 1365902154 991355 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :miuaf is pronounced by meowing and then saying f < 1365902165 109018 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: that about sums it up < 1365902170 892694 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt Metal Machine Music < 1365902174 975437 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow y'all're a bunch of ENGLISH SPEAKERS with no sense for PHONETICS < 1365902182 97564 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :metal machine music is the best shit ever < 1365902195 640149 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :miuaf is pronounced: mi -- u -- af < 1365902198 981804 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's that simple < 1365902199 176874 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Metal Machine Music is generally considered to be either a joke, a grudging fulfillment of a contractual obligation, or an early example of noise music' < 1365902208 893475 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: have you actually listened to it it's fucking great < 1365902214 31980 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not yet < 1365902216 831879 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's literally just dumping feedback into a mic < 1365902218 397461 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`logs < 1365902219 777890 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: logs: not found < 1365902220 784073 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? logs < 1365902222 389877 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :logs? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365902223 749652 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? log < 1365902225 453729 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :log? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365902228 589808 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :USELESS BOT < 1365902231 372771 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Helter Skelter 5 months ago < 1365902232 80478 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :still better than Nickelback < 1365902244 436829 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean i listen to actual noise music and i still think it's ridiculous < 1365902307 956978 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lou reed is a strange loop < 1365902375 485321 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should listen to metal machine music < 1365902409 479055 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :That same year, Reed announced his plans to re-release Metal Machine Music in remastered form.[3] < 1365902410 582486 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently lou reed was going to play at coachella?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? but didn't < 1365902413 755030 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :same with The Rolling Stones < 1365902449 676938 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you listen to that you should also listen to zappa fyi < 1365902458 16461 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lou Reed never performed Metal Machine Music onstage until March, 2002, when he collaborated with an avant-garde classical ensemble at the MaerzMusik festival in Berlin, Germany. The 10-member group Zeitkratzer performed the original album with Reed in a new arrangement featuring classical string, wind, piano, and accordion.[11] < 1365902461 215691 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never heard of lou reed "am i a disnohor to this channel" < 1365902463 191371 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you ever seen a man play the bicycle < 1365902485 486411 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always thought "the rolling stones" was a book by heinlein < 1365902495 196783 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1365902514 22548 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: can you explain noise music to me... i don't "get it" < 1365902536 681624 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: can you explain the secret channel to me. . . . . . < 1365902537 789820 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ztNOCjleqA < 1365902576 824611 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: Well, you see, you maximize entropy. < 1365902585 705099 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i think i can't be bothered with zappa as a sort of maximally lame protest against everyone else who knows anything in the universe liking zappa < 1365902590 583480 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure he's great! < 1365902600 813768 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt elliott takes a stand < 1365902614 441590 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: shshhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh < 1365902615 784001 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yeah i don't like listen to zappa regularly even < 1365902627 142229 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just like that one time when he was like 19 he appeared on TV in a suit and played musical bicycle < 1365902627 375641 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.columbia.edu/~brennan/beach/fig2-6.jpg the two guys in the train are v. pissed that they had to take their hats off < 1365902628 17523 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: calm down mnoqy < 1365902647 410700 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: what the hell is that car. < 1365902648 264380 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i don't know zappa < 1365902653 9661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: or like them < 1365902656 984434 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :so there's that < 1365902659 329839 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's a 'pneumatic train' < 1365902663 256223 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it looks like it has a face on it < 1365902667 222749 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :o _ o < 1365902672 216532 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1365902696 936211 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALfG9ftQorA also noise music < 1365902698 465075 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should probably listen to actual noise music < 1365902706 983693 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :spoiler there are probably "noise purists" who wouldn't like me for calling this noise < 1365902710 964925 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of just things taht sort of toe the line sometimes < 1365902778 467941 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :all i know about zappa is that his daughter is called moon unit < 1365902781 164301 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for this i hate him < 1365902804 908326 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :to be frank, i know everything about zappa < 1365902813 938361 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION knows literally nothing about noise music. < 1365902827 415507 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :envious????? bet u wish u were called moon unit < 1365902839 251027 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: am i called moon unit < 1365902843 819931 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want < 1365902853 113557 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'I think you might mean !logs' >wisdom/log < 1365902856 209577 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :from now on call me moon unit < 1365902856 474754 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365902883 488789 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'I think you might mean !logs' | rainbow < 1365902885 451026 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1009I09 t13h08i10n10k 05yo06u 07mi09gh11t12 05m02e13a09n06 05!11l08o11g03s07 < 1365902888 572288 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'I think you might mean !logs' | rainbow > wisdom/logs < 1365902893 322056 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365902895 298647 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: come on moon unit is pretty much the best name imaginable < 1365902904 338102 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :better than azimuth < 1365902908 394071 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you < 1365902933 122247 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about syzygy < 1365902934 53220 :Bike_!~Glossina@63-229-134-203.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365903000 605196 :Bike__!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365903005 475484 :Bike!~Glossina@71-34-74-150.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365903006 600496 :Bike__!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1365903021 543295 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365903031 523047 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: too many bikes < 1365903031 788695 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fasdf. RYOJI IKEDA < 1365903056 820246 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :LISTEN TO RYOJI IKEDA YOU ASDFUASDFBIU9E < 1365903064 386723 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nine < 1365903121 94716 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :doushite ryoji ikeda kikanakute ha ikenai no < 1365903157 770889 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry i don't speak jive < 1365903193 836877 :Bike_!~Glossina@63-229-134-203.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1365903195 757960 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who does these days? < 1365903537 389386 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ThatOtherPerson I've never really understood why Europe and Asia are considered to be separate continents <-- i think it's hysterical raisins. back when the ancients divided the known world into three parts russia was like barbarian wilderness, man < 1365903537 934399 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1365903557 825594 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :continents are kind of silly anyway < 1365903560 215120 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo, ban 'em < 1365903572 531816 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :just say no to plate tectonics < 1365903606 596412 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: let's just use "islands of unusual size" instead. < 1365903612 588756 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. perfect. < 1365903630 452984 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :plates need to stop drifting, they need to stay the course and stop flip flopping < 1365903655 763642 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: actually i haven't heard much about plates flip flopping. thank god. < 1365903661 463418 :Mathnerd626!~quassel@palevsky-223-221.rh.uchicago.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1365903749 333848 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :continents are pretty good at staying on courses i think < 1365903774 500813 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such is the power of intertia. < 1365903782 115769 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, not like flipping pancakes. although i'm sure it would be cool to watch. < 1365903814 527045 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :australia, sunny side down < 1365903876 726559 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought the urals represented some sort of reasonable tectonic boundary < 1365903921 993922 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmm pancakes < 1365903923 802728 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should eat < 1365903930 272101 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: well so do the appalachians < 1365903941 622295 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION flips America < 1365904005 23299 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: http://geology.com/plate-tectonics.jpg welp. < 1365904023 525790 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :logically this means kamchatka is american now < 1365904039 685190 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously. < 1365904063 188254 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And Hawaii is a really small continent. < 1365904102 928478 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hawaii just takes over the whole of oceania < 1365904144 278469 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, i should find a map with all the boundaries. probably that's not really possible but hey < 1365904187 600597 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't know most of the atlantic was considered part of the continental plates < 1365904211 556953 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a channel that's like all the other channels on freenode except good < 1365904220 427738 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Welcome to it! < 1365904223 358190 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah, there's that whole gaping maw of the earth in the middle, you may recall. < 1365904234 757473 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Did you miss the bit where #esoteric is awful? < 1365904239 579625 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes. < 1365904242 257648 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously., < 1365904255 874338 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#ciretose though. < 1365904281 835885 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i sort of had got the idea that the mid-atlantic split had new oceanic plates on each side < 1365904307 278072 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you were close < 1365904319 478132 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365904335 938194 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365904358 460913 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365904481 733598 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/? < 1365904483 255880 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "$topic" = "ngevd" \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic"; \ elif [ -e "$topic1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1"; \ else echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; < 1365904509 814630 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had a great stupid idea. < 1365904521 916534 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ngevds < 1365904523 579274 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ngevd is a fake wisdom entry. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover‼ < 1365904524 947518 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, `? bothers giving an exit code? how polite < 1365904687 547953 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oerjan < 1365904694 66344 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian who hates Roald Dahl. < 1365904722 88088 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell is ‼. < 1365904755 393598 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i 's/topic" =/topic1" =/' bin/'?' < 1365904758 707996 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365904763 873403 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ngevds < 1365904766 426020 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ǐuݖ7. \ ԡ')or_2嘎Be#yNIq967~C$6/HiE5m\tGjfe)A nm}2K(4 \ ɓUttWz3ę+8eJTmax/Ts|NX~#5~܅ L~]w)B\>f$IfF||J=V/ϧ,J;.r9A">Ocҭp^PʾyU pk][vSN \ B.&L9Ȃ0.$wjcLaK(Nf8: < 1365904773 52596 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan.............................................................. < 1365904777 815847 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was meant to be that way < 1365904782 74162 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION whistles innocently < 1365904782 299688 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you made it worse < 1365904798 485189 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan more like makesthingsworsjan < 1365904803 587984 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :woersjan < 1365904806 181950 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well feel free to revert that. < 1365904816 552497 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we may be taking this elision thing a little too far < 1365904857 508997 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :‼ is a haskell operator hth < 1365904878 476678 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :‼ is the cast-to-boolean operator hth < 1365904888 325847 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's "this elision thing"? < 1365904892 939049 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gotta love cast-to-bool. < 1365904903 103424 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: thelising < 1365904918 400676 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :foo*=!!bar; fuck branches, man! < 1365904974 658816 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we are programming GPUs in 2006 < 1365904995 107480 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's even better if you pretend *=!! is one operator < 1365905027 692891 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, like -->. < 1365905030 554817 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :*=!!* < 1365905053 706385 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1365905073 965276 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*=!!*++ < 1365905095 786108 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!*b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905096 991796 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: -c: line 0: syntax error near unexpected token `"%d\n",' \ bash: -c: line 0: `gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!*b; printf ("%d\n", a);' < 1365905108 997402 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :… < 1365905133 244066 :constant!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :variabl < 1365905134 883775 :variabl!root@freebsd/developer/variable NICK :variable < 1365905193 139190 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!*b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905196 183288 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/gccrun.9uSs9JsT/command.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/gccrun.9uSs9JsT/command.c:19: error: invalid type argument of ‘unary *’ (have ‘int’) < 1365905206 674472 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh god. now i'm imagining the *...* circumfix operator < 1365905218 263308 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!(*b); printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905220 324095 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/gccrun.FTGcl7lg/command.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/gccrun.FTGcl7lg/command.c:19: error: invalid type argument of ‘unary *’ (have ‘int’) < 1365905221 23805 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :p=3; *p*=3; < 1365905222 169238 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, *b=&a; a *=!!*b; printf("%d\n", a); < 1365905225 483323 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 < 1365905229 336575 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pointers! < 1365905229 888948 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop this, or y'all'll be translating lens to C < 1365905235 945485 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :C.C < 1365905236 324395 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!&b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905239 204385 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 < 1365905242 292876 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1365905244 743080 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we stand today on the precipice < 1365905250 217668 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!&++b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905252 106005 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/gccrun.h3E93cP2/command.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/gccrun.h3E93cP2/command.c:19: error: lvalue required as unary ‘&’ operand < 1365905283 736015 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And BTW, &b ain't an lvalue either. < 1365905289 682577 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int *p; p=3; printf("%d\n", *p); *p*=3; printf("%d\n", *p); < 1365905292 592900 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/gccrun.4GBYxEBW/command.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/gccrun.4GBYxEBW/command.c:19: warning: assignment makes pointer from integer without a cast \ Segmentation fault < 1365905306 990708 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i pretty much knew that would segfault < 1365905328 724867 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeez i need to sleeeep < 1365905344 878455 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No kidding. < 1365905359 801478 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!*&b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905362 289073 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int *p = &p; printf("%d\n", *p); *p*=3; printf("%d\n", *p); < 1365905362 766057 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 < 1365905365 499700 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/gccrun.7YcAFDgX/command.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/gccrun.7YcAFDgX/command.c:19: warning: initialization from incompatible pointer type \ Segmentation fault < 1365905371 809705 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!*&*&b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905374 735179 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 < 1365905391 157978 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!++*&*&b; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905393 950492 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 < 1365905400 271039 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe malloc a thingy and then do a thingy < 1365905451 258941 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :C life lessons < 1365905460 145169 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun int a = 42, b = 42; a*=!!++0[&*&b]; printf ("%d\n", a); < 1365905462 918062 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :42 < 1365905481 568461 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun while(1){void*p=malloc(1);printf("%p ",p);} < 1365905484 389996 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x601010 0x601030 0x601050 0x601070 0x601090 0x6010b0 0x6010d0 0x6010f0 0x601110 0x601130 0x601150 0x601170 0x601190 0x6011b0 0x6011d0 0x6011f0 0x601210 0x601230 0x601250 0x601270 0x601290 0x6012b0 0x6012d0 0x6012f0 0x601310 0x601330 0x601350 0x601370 0x601390 0x6013b0 0x6013d0 0x6013f0 0x601410 0x601430 0x601450 0x601470 0x601490 0x6014b0 0x6014d0 < 1365905496 738677 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes, the *=!!++0[&*&] operator < 1365905510 713316 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt i am a genius because i can write c codes that work the first time < 1365905514 291397 :Tod-Autojoined!~Tod@166-70-93-209.ip.xmission.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1365905561 674870 :TodPunk!~Tod@166-70-93-209.ip.xmission.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365905561 870332 :Tod-Autojoined!~Tod@166-70-93-209.ip.xmission.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365905563 664906 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think other people can, too < 1365905565 754813 :Tod-Autojoined2!~Tod@166-70-93-209.ip.xmission.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1365905565 948904 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun char *a = malloc(1); a[0x20] = 'z'; char *b = malloc(1); printf("%c\n", b); < 1365905568 782873 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 < 1365905584 712830 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: if you did that all the time you could probably make money out of it < 1365905585 381985 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun char *a = malloc(1); a[0x20] = 'z'; char *b = malloc(1); printf("%p %p %c\n", a, b, *b); < 1365905586 219599 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun for(;;){void*p=malloc(1));puts(p);} < 1365905587 738982 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365905587 963780 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x601010 0x601030 z < 1365905588 158376 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/gccrun.RTLXIOxG/command.c: In function ‘main’: \ /tmp/gccrun.RTLXIOxG/command.c:19: error: expected ‘,’ or ‘;’ before ‘)’ token < 1365905594 964167 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :D'awww. < 1365905600 74017 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun for(;;){void*p=malloc(1);puts(p);} < 1365905603 48440 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365905608 391895 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay. < 1365905662 42643 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun ((char *)malloc(1))[0x20] = 'z'; char *b = malloc(1); printf("%p %c\n", b, *b); < 1365905664 566804 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x601030 z < 1365905764 394998 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun ((char *)malloc(1))[0x20] = 'z'; printf("%c\n", *(char *)malloc(1)); < 1365905767 222944 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :z < 1365905777 151257 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also why did I even declare an intermeditae variable there?!?!?!?!? life is meaningless toil < 1365905797 809363 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun while(1){printf("%p ",malloc(1));} < 1365905800 589589 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x601010 0x601030 0x601050 0x601070 0x601090 0x6010b0 0x6010d0 0x6010f0 0x601110 0x601130 0x601150 0x601170 0x601190 0x6011b0 0x6011d0 0x6011f0 0x601210 0x601230 0x601250 0x601270 0x601290 0x6012b0 0x6012d0 0x6012f0 0x601310 0x601330 0x601350 0x601370 0x601390 0x6013b0 0x6013d0 0x6013f0 0x601410 0x601430 0x601450 0x601470 0x601490 0x6014b0 0x6014d0 < 1365905801 843542 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: because you love me? < 1365905802 146438 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun while(1)printf("%p ",malloc(1)); < 1365905804 943894 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x601010 0x601030 0x601050 0x601070 0x601090 0x6010b0 0x6010d0 0x6010f0 0x601110 0x601130 0x601150 0x601170 0x601190 0x6011b0 0x6011d0 0x6011f0 0x601210 0x601230 0x601250 0x601270 0x601290 0x6012b0 0x6012d0 0x6012f0 0x601310 0x601330 0x601350 0x601370 0x601390 0x6013b0 0x6013d0 0x6013f0 0x601410 0x601430 0x601450 0x601470 0x601490 0x6014b0 0x6014d0 < 1365905805 757223 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi variable!! < 1365905805 952186 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun ((char *)malloc(1))[0x20] = 'z'; printf("%c\n", *(char *)malloc); < 1365905808 684919 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ < 1365905822 3246 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is malloc(0) allowed to return the same address every time or no? inquiring minds want to know < 1365905832 606725 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365905834 447119 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but can't be arsed to read ISO 9899) < 1365905842 20847 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: no < 1365905865 427429 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: wait, I lied < 1365905869 358484 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :man malloc should give you a summary of the relevant standards? < 1365905869 973023 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :malloc(0) not malloc(n) < 1365905871 753590 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but probably the union of 9899 and posix, so potentially the wrong answer anyway) < 1365905875 694033 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hang on < 1365905893 50463 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun ((char**)malloc(0))[0x20] = "hello world"; printf("%s\n", *(char**)malloc(0)); < 1365905895 849288 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Segmentation fault < 1365905908 304906 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text "Segmentation fault" < 1365905909 802891 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Segmentation fault < 1365905910 860948 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If size is 0, then malloc() returns either NULL, or a unique pointer value that can later be successfully passed to free()." < 1365905911 501302 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did i walk into < 1365905912 193073 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: malloc(0) may either return a valid pointer or NULL. < 1365905915 877020 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gccrun ((char**)malloc(1))[0x20] = "hello world"; printf("%s\n", *(char**)malloc(1)); < 1365905918 697783 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Segmentation fault < 1365905920 999632 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, "unique", not really "valid". < 1365905923 709580 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder which sense of "unique" they mean < 1365905943 711900 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Muistialueen ylitys < 1365905959 607708 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: Does not compare equal to any other pointer. < 1365905968 691658 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it unique across all calls though < 1365905971 955387 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or only across one given call < 1365905974 201644 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naruszenie ochrony pamięci < 1365905983 396485 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :f the size of < 1365905983 591171 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :the space requested is zero, the behavior is implementation-defined: either a null pointer is returned, or the behavior is as if the size were some nonzero value, except that the returned pointer shall not be used to access an object. < 1365905987 118004 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as I am concerned, it would make sense that malloc(0) should be allowed to return 0 if free(0) is allowed, but it doesn't have to return 0; if free(0) is not allowed then malloc(0) is not allowed to be 0; this is what would make sense to me. < 1365906002 792208 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: so yes, it may return the same value every time < 1365906004 269503 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Muistialueen ylitys seems to imply that the accessed memory was above allocated memory. < 1365906011 353452 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait what does free(0) have to do with anything < 1365906014 779717 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I'm reading the POSIX-speak right, it will not compare equal with any pointer returned by the allocator. < 1365906021 725820 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we are polish segfaults < 1365906024 40097 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable: malloc(1) isn't allowed to return the same value every time! < 1365906028 656608 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless you freed in-between < 1365906029 989311 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: free(NULL); is explicitly permitted. < 1365906032 253390 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I know < 1365906036 321761 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: but malloc(0) may < 1365906037 628146 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: polish segfaults on the dance floor < 1365906038 836988 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that quote seems to say to me that it may _not_ < 1365906039 660839 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man i could fry and eat a WHOLE KIELBASA right now < 1365906045 911187 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the behavior is as if the size were some nonzero value" < 1365906048 613361 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable: But only if that's NULL. < 1365906052 669748 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: In which case it's still not really "the same value" in any observable way, is it? < 1365906053 711298 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well sure NULL < 1365906054 437443 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Yes, I know that, but I mean hypothetically if it were not explicitly permitted. < 1365906063 584842 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok are there situations in which you'd want to malloc(0) < 1365906069 517613 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: can you access the numeric value of a pointer after you free it? don't know < 1365906072 33407 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: "or the behavior is as if the size were some nonzero value," I guess is your concern? < 1365906076 879036 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :variable: right < 1365906081 951913 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I accept that if it is NULL it can return NULL every time < 1365906084 856150 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :related question: is sizeof(struct foo) guaranteed to be greater than zero < 1365906086 371719 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You can't even check if it's NULL. < 1365906088 583690 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: this was my thought < 1365906093 156686 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Is this C or C++? < 1365906099 502187 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I remember correctly they don't agree on that. < 1365906101 9865 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if it's not, I believe it must be distinct every time, assuming you never free anything < 1365906102 903067 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I accept also that if it returns not NULL it must returm unique values < 1365906103 943585 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :related question: how much buggy code is there that happens to work on inputs "foo" and "bar" < 1365906104 785667 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: agreed < 1365906104 979958 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i' actually curious about empty structs >_> < 1365906105 352106 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1365906111 919678 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Generally if you're computing a size, it's slightly easier to *not* special case size 0. < 1365906115 980928 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yeah I'm pretty sure it's at least 1 in C++, but I don't know about C < 1365906120 725015 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so what are the respective standards being quoted < 1365906125 875085 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: most commonly used when you consider it better to spend a day arguing about malloc(0) instead of adding an if in the right place < 1365906127 531172 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ISO 9899 ain't nothin' to fuck wit' < 1365906135 278487 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: N1570 Committee Draft — April 12, 2011 ISO/IEC 9899:201x < 1365906139 207914 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think in GCC sizeof(struct foo) can be zero, but not in standard C. < 1365906143 139745 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I read this cover-cover over the summer :) < 1365906143 334340 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: quite common among programmers < 1365906159 327952 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds incredibly boring < 1365906165 893191 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I'm weird < 1365906173 193770 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :NCC1701C < 1365906177 285335 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK so speaking of that I need to talk about Darwin for a second. < 1365906205 194070 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :See his last book, it's about mold. Mold and earthworms. How earthworms produce mold and how mold influences natural history etc etc. < 1365906212 658219 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :needless to say it is a really goddamn boring book < 1365906219 189223 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion++ < 1365906225 299340 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: iirc the answer is yes re: sizeof < 1365906226 693806 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i may be wrong < 1365906233 197437 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but darwin was so popular that everybody bought it anyway < 1365906234 701830 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which was yes < 1365906243 572876 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you had like thousands of victorian housewives reading about mold < 1365906252 102661 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a perfect world < 1365906255 64212 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and sending letters to darwin about their own observations of mold in the garden < 1365906260 919345 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did victorian housewives like, actually care about darwin < 1365906264 878293 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems like a hard thing to care about really < 1365906266 615791 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. it's baffling < 1365906277 631421 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: C++ references C < 1365906283 958563 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've read this book, it's boring as shit. it has tables of which direction worms pull leaves into their burrows in < 1365906291 487149 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :The contents are the same as the Standard C library header , with the following changes: < 1365906292 958330 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sold thousands of copies in its first week < 1365906331 957935 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable PRIVMSG #esoteric :and does not change anyting w.r.t. malloc(0) < 1365906416 610958 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: haha < 1365906429 923425 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we are victorian housewives < 1365906546 581655 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-214-230.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365906548 687714 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :relatedly it's really weird how britain has a bunch of roman shit laying around in it < 1365906556 329385 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have a wall < 1365906558 592923 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty dull < 1365906575 848077 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have like four walls < 1365906581 912634 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have several walls, they are also pretty dull < 1365906655 557271 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"walls worked for hadrian and ariel sharon" < 1365906685 982554 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously it's like "hey here's this wall from four billion years ago. its foundations go twenty feet down" < 1365906694 486868 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :("now let me investigate the impact of worms on this depth") < 1365906747 280609 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am thinking of the hadrian wall, prolly it would be less dull if half of it wasn't stolen because i guess people in the past were stricken by brick poverty < 1365906759 382789 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :scotland -_- < 1365906786 467318 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it's like < 1365906789 580159 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :not very tall < 1365906795 870217 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i cannot imagine it stopping anyone really < 1365906798 338592 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should I do with pollyanna@gmail.com? < 1365906803 441503 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well thanks to the brick poverty no one could make a step to walk over it < 1365906805 443482 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :think this through. < 1365906819 560570 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com TOPIC #esoteric :it's always better on holiday | am i rye? 'course i am! | Underhanded C Contest: http://underhanded.xcott.com/?page_id=5 | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1365906830 420308 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: horses < 1365906852 605630 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too < 1365906861 654572 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you could just like throw the horses over < 1365906888 991573 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :American author George R. R. Martin has acknowledged that Hadrian's Wall was the inspiration for The Wall in his bestselling series A Song of Ice and Fire.[19] < 1365906891 293622 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: those are pro horses < 1365906891 998223 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuckn famous < 1365906906 846634 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so uh i thought the hadrian wall was in italy like the aurelian walls are < 1365906907 902609 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :srry < 1365906910 711010 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about roger waters < 1365906936 544823 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if I could choose, I'd probably invade the countries without walls first < 1365906965 240670 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we start a land war in asia < 1365906979 864482 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know something weird about that < 1365906992 549527 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :two of the most successful conquerors in world history built everything on land wars in asia < 1365907000 267171 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like... what's going on there. explain THAT, aphorism. < 1365907003 482379 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :who < 1365907005 703360 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :khan and...? < 1365907007 868769 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i'll never forgive < 1365907016 325038 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :was that before or after the wall(s) in china? < 1365907023 996554 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :khan and kmc < 1365907028 104319 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::3 < 1365907028 920041 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: timur < 1365907036 400050 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aka "khan two: kill harder" < 1365907045 930848 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: IAm the premier of China, AMA < 1365907053 714249 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : so uh i thought the hadrian wall was in italy like the aurelian walls are <-- the roman empire was fucking big hth < 1365907060 284714 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. it was. < 1365907088 12679 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we are considering banning kmc for overusing itt < 1365907128 13293 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbsk0O7MD1rqbdjwo1_500.jpg < 1365907136 217337 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i guess there's also like the entire history of russia < 1365907137 555592 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but are afraid of the precedence set < 1365907144 908523 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, they didn't just start with siberia, people < 1365907150 850765 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote I've seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too < 1365907154 523746 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1027) I've seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too < 1365907162 314393 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what do you think "swatworthy??" < 1365907170 399424 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: what *did* they start with? < 1365907177 976234 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: how did i never know about Timur < 1365907181 422637 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: being lit on fire by mongols mostly < 1365907188 573496 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you may have heard of "Tamerlane" < 1365907201 409758 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but uh well he was turkish < 1365907208 214261 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or uzbek i forget < 1365907212 600286 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not exactly European is what i'm sayin' < 1365907218 145511 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is peoples < 1365907228 361450 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :neither was ghengis khan...... < 1365907237 703594 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but something Marco Polo. < 1365907243 346348 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn avuncular < 1365907244 241699 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "avuncular" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" < 1365907244 435401 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :avuncular < 1365907244 435586 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : adj 1: resembling a uncle in kindness or indulgence < 1365907244 435695 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2: being or relating to an uncle < 1365907246 321080 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexander also did pretty well in asia hth < 1365907247 874751 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good word < 1365907248 641479 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Timur ordered that every soldier should return with at least two severed human heads to show him" < 1365907249 816859 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :avuncular++ < 1365907251 675857 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :classy move < 1365907273 54464 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should read about the French nearly teaming up with Timur against, I forget, probably the ottomans or some crap < 1365907298 695003 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"they believe he was saving Christianity from the Turkish Empire in the Middle East" < 1365907305 605866 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but he was a muslim................ < 1365907307 655268 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes well < 1365907312 314307 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :medieval europeans were < 1365907318 752093 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kind of really fucking out of it, all around < 1365907357 930948 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a place that actually forgot christianity existed in africa for god's sake < 1365907358 463646 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: what do you think "swatworthy??" <-- well, i don't want to encourage cousin' in the channel... < 1365907366 859236 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe they were all just stoned out of their minds < 1365907386 242478 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we're cousin' it up < 1365907387 63847 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :on what < 1365907396 338428 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :amanita muscaria < 1365907404 181420 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the shitty drug" < 1365907412 509847 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's right though all the good drugs were asian too < 1365907415 908809 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man europe fucking sucked < 1365907419 110404 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1365907420 482389 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no potatoes < 1365907428 603464 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or tomatoes or hot peppers < 1365907433 798962 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the good drugs were asian? < 1365907437 900850 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :like what < 1365907445 172769 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :opiates would be the obvious < 1365907452 663759 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's funny how all of the quintessentially 'old world' cuisine was impossible to make before 1500 < 1365907455 861067 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever coffee's made out of < 1365907469 614387 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :no coffee either < 1365907477 227179 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :coffee more like quaffee < 1365907480 885351 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you quaff it < 1365907494 976888 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :or where is coffee from again? I'm thinking south america < 1365907499 182587 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like قهوة‎ < 1365907513 166616 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ethiopia? < 1365907514 889323 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help my terminal is rendering that ltr! !!!! < 1365907532 525930 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Coffee cultivation first took place in southern Arabia;[4] the earliest credible evidence of coffee-drinking appears in the middle of the 15th century in the Sufi shrines of Yemen.[4]" < 1365907532 719983 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: your terminal should check its privilege < 1365907536 657140 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think there's an ECMA-48 code for that < 1365907556 803373 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :78: contemplate privileged status of terminals in the post-tty era < 1365907581 224761 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i set it to white-on-black does that affect anything < 1365907620 226308 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the white man and the red hand < 1365907646 3675 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Coffee became more widely accepted after it was deemed a Christian beverage by Pope Clement VIII in 1600' < 1365907650 70585 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: at least europe had beer i think < 1365907651 554755 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'hey mr pope can we drink coffee' < 1365907653 477424 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'sure whatever' < 1365907669 406530 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :man imagine being that guy < 1365907672 961199 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you think he tasted coffee to check < 1365907677 857398 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or was he just like < 1365907679 326026 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'upon tasting it he instead declared that, "This devil's drink is so delicious...we should cheat the devil by baptizing it."' < 1365907683 194048 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :great logic < 1365907686 5526 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow did he < 1365907687 475219 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :really say that < 1365907698 986029 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is better than any made up story i was about to tell < 1365907702 649766 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'The year often cited is 1600. It is not clear whether this is a true story, but it may have been found amusing at the time.[4]' < 1365907721 531509 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how that works for basically every sin you want to do < 1365907722 938626 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt: all jokes have already been made hundreds of years ago < 1365907726 918449 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you know about the pope and crossbows right < 1365907729 252019 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365907733 573705 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well he banned them < 1365907736 261373 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :back in the 1200s < 1365907744 650794 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: some sins are kind of unpleasant aren't they < 1365907749 445559 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help i don't really know what a sin is < 1365907749 944434 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the man takin away mah guns < 1365907763 764232 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a channel < 1365907776 96344 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: ok do you know about the pope and geese < 1365907786 701968 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365907814 414845 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok well there's this kind of goose called a "barnacle goose" because back in the day they thought they spawned by falling off of grown barnacles < 1365907826 758538 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote that is better than any made up story i was about to tell < 1365907827 29678 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've heard of that < 1365907830 585169 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1028) that is better than any made up story i was about to tell < 1365907831 400574 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it makes approx. 0 sense < 1365907832 761746 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and as the story goes the pope said these geese were okay to eat during lent < 1365907835 176352 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they have necks < 1365907840 864632 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they weren't born of animal or w/e < 1365907848 115342 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :born of barnacles < 1365907851 503723 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :typed that as porn of barnacles at first < 1365907868 725200 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Barnacles have the biggest penises relative to their body size of any animal. < 1365907869 750026 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FYI < 1365907877 19416 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I mean they made the connection to geese because goose barnicles have necks) < 1365907921 379806 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1365907922 764312 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :550) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? < 1365907932 156332 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1365907932 404847 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1365907932 638620 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1365907932 833665 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1365907933 639163 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :179) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult < 1365907934 85472 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :530) king is something women are better at than men < 1365907934 279832 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :534) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep < 1365907934 502106 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :276) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity < 1365907942 243117 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I think 550 is what Hadrian's wall is for. < 1365907948 874567 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :who's lament. why is lament < 1365907952 686395 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i lament lament < 1365907973 796810 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo 276 < 1365908126 382682 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude not only do I have clean, drinkable water piped directly into my house, but it's so cheap that I can afford to fill up a big bowl with clean, drinkable water, take a shit in it, and then use more clean drinkable water to flush it away < 1365908160 915751 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am so insanely rich < 1365908170 572329 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is like lighting a cigar with a $100 bill < 1365908200 195034 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it becomes a bit less clean/drinkable between the two steps < 1365908206 766130 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes shachaf < 1365908209 485892 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you light a cigar with clean drinkable water? < 1365908214 23633 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf has uncovered the joke < 1365908218 447561 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: something something hydrogen < 1365908254 352669 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the US they don't even talk about conserving water, do they? < 1365908264 736232 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they do in the west < 1365908268 35325 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :californee and such < 1365908286 832962 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And Colorado. < 1365908294 525807 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not like they do in .il. < 1365908335 206013 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you gain anything from setting up a second system of unpotable water for that kind of use? < 1365908344 559283 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: some buildings have that < 1365908347 502450 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's not super common < 1365908355 168708 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's more something you do to show off how green you are < 1365908359 610398 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather than actually worthwhile < 1365908366 148262 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stata center at MIT has it < 1365908375 333930 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"grey water" < 1365908377 681682 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or if you're in a region where potable water is actually relatively hard to come by. < 1365908392 455276 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's not much of that in the US. < 1365908397 191081 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: lamenti s lmt < 1365908404 303588 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are so many stoners here that it's very easy to come by < 1365908410 859492 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the joke is drugs) < 1365908420 783870 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :flush yr toilet w/ bongwater < 1365908422 7257 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: if you don't have potable water in the first place, no point in having two systems < 1365908433 602821 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -ne '\x7fELF\x02\x01\x01\0H\x8bt$\x10\xeb\x19\0\x02\0>\0\x01\0\0\0\x08\0\x01\0\0\0\0\08\0\0\0\0\0\0\0H\xff\xc7H\x85\xf6u bin/y && chmod +x bin/y && file bin/y < 1365908437 351877 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/y: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1, statically linked, corrupted section header size < 1365908444 280018 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :my next band will be named \x7FELF < 1365908444 582987 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`y yyy < 1365908445 892216 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yyy \ yy < 1365908449 512327 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :flush your bong with toiletwater < 1365908453 967196 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: can i join that one too < 1365908457 300432 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ye-s < 1365908460 275231 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: "Hard to come by" meaning "there's actually point in the effort". < 1365908481 875945 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Excessive Use of that Newfangled, Abominable, Heathenish Liquor called COFFEE ...has...Eunucht our Husbands, and Crippled our more kind Gallants, that they are become as Impotent, as Age. < 1365908483 979025 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run y 'I get up, I get down' < 1365908485 319103 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get up, I get down \ I get < 1365908492 281865 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: ah, yes < 1365908524 388328 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :eunucht < 1365908548 223642 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unuchen wird geunucht < 1365908568 99223 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo f0VMRgIBAQBIi3QkEOsZAAIAPgABAAAACAABAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAEj/x0iF9nU8SInm6xsAOAABAAAABQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAABmxwZ5CusRAIYAAAAAAAAAhgAAAAAAAACyAusTSInyigpI/8KEyXX3xkL/Ckgp8kiJ+A8F6/k= | base64 -d | cmp - bin/y < 1365908569 656344 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365908578 417597 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :+5, Use of "eunuch" as a verb < 1365908579 795751 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: is ye-s the band after that < 1365908613 159609 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"would be a good name for a band" would be a good name for a band < 1365908617 225127 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do all these bins do < 1365908623 746181 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation < 1365908642 951719 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation < 1365908646 683997 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1029) "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation < 1365908652 245371 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :quine < 1365908673 140594 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quote 1029; quote 1029 < 1365908675 205134 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1029) "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation \ 1029) "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation < 1365908709 654445 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: if you can get a band to be popular enough < 1365908711 313937 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :name it Main Page < 1365908712 9098 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wc -c bin/y < 1365908713 292112 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :wc: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `wc --help' for more information. < 1365908719 846562 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run wc -c bin/y < 1365908721 343234 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :134 bin/y < 1365908736 213852 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: won't work < 1365908742 189354 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Name it Main Page (disambiguation) < 1365908755 51031 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: no, the idea would be to get Wikipedia to finally move the Main Page to Portal:Main < 1365908760 299821 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I /almost/ convinced them to do that once < 1365908764 699767 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically, most of the main counterarguments are wrong < 1365908783 146007 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ITYM portal:main counterarguments < 1365908784 133836 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite a lot of people think it's technically impossible, even though it isn't < 1365908804 542289 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also tried to convince them to rename it to the null string, but apparently that /is/ technically impossible < 1365908842 81719 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, Valve announces Portal: Main < 1365908905 49513 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: well the neat thing about that is that Wikipedia doesn't accept colons in names if they're preceded by a recognised namespace anyway < 1365909095 393933 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the space differs it though < 1365909096 60596 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Write a book named Talk < 1365909132 838591 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :talk talk < 1365909142 102104 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That seems is not a problem to write a book named Talk < 1365909145 758720 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :" (disambiguation)" would be a good name for a thing. < 1365909162 491813 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: what about, like, a book......... that was NAMED "book">................................................................... < 1365909163 921391 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think there is already a thing with (disambiguation) in the name < 1365909182 300067 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98_(Disambiguation) < 1365909196 240891 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Call the article "Book (book)" and then the article "Book" can link to "Book (disambiguation)" which then links to "Book (book)". < 1365909202 230137 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This article is about the Underoath album. For other uses of Ø, see Ø (disambiguation). < 1365909229 320247 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :now is the album named with (Disambiguation) or (disambiguation) < 1365909233 320915 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if the latter, wp cheated < 1365909234 981845 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, but the capitalization is different. < 1365909252 717873 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently it's a capital D. :-( < 1365909265 499729 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :terrible. < 1365909276 886691 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awful. < 1365909281 194742 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok how about this < 1365909284 944294 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :name something Main Page (disambiguation) < 1365909288 2494 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the lowercase is the correct spelling, the article should be named "O/ (disambiguation) (album)" or something like that (but use the proper slashed O; my client cannot send it) < 1365909289 943562 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you get to be at like < 1365909293 751542 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Main Page (disambiguation) (book) < 1365909300 606581 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1365909311 783991 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:05 Name it Main Page (disambiguation) < 1365909315 481062 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1365909316 780215 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you all < 1365909338 292547 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome elliott < 1365909340 651104 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​0812el11liot12t: Welcome 08to th09e int13e04rnational hub for06 esot09eric programming l05a09n09guage08 desig13n02 and07 deplo11ymen11t!14 For10 more i03nform03ation, check out our wi04ki: http://08esolangs.or05g13/wiki03/Main_Page. (For th14e othe03r kind of esoter11ica, try #e12s13oteric on irc.d08al.net.) < 1365909348 263998 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did they put "(Disambiguation)" in the name of the album because of Wikipedia? < 1365909387 951688 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's see < 1365909421 209543 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :surely one of these citations must have the info < 1365909478 981224 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it has nothing to do with Wikipedia. < 1365909487 86599 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The talk page mentions this) < 1365909520 702804 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have bested me < 1365909520 896930 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo name something {{Citation needed}} < 1365909574 168503 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't xkcd do that? < 1365909594 312460 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, xkcd has also bested elliott < 1365909599 715714 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :my cat has bested elliott < 1365909604 187061 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :besting elliott is not difficult < 1365909626 423889 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I mean naming something {{Citation needed}} < 1365909629 58961 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote bested < 1365909630 636444 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :465) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. < 1365909634 212690 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry you don't get my refs, shachaf < 1365909645 970007 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: well, you have bested me < 1365909656 666132 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365909668 382786 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98_(Disambiguation) <-- heh when i click between the page and the disambiguation, IE doesn't add history either way... < 1365909684 208591 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :øh nø < 1365909686 623849 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then IE is probably broken. < 1365909687 897256 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's øerjan < 1365909688 684160 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ie........... < 1365909698 535608 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: don't be browserist kmc < 1365909701 260300 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itym ørjan < 1365909705 506363 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :øeerjan < 1365909712 435632 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :øërjan < 1365909723 457462 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :øøøøø < 1365909727 376802 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ő < 1365909729 491500 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think ie is justb oring these days < 1365909762 25782 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: btw i don't get your refs because "im 2 cool for this channel" < 1365909825 156016 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it shows < 1365909879 680583 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it shows like what, the it crowd? < 1365909895 206171 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont know alot of f f it shows. . < 1365909903 25607 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Then IE is probably broken. <-- yeah it messes up the history for all sorts of reasons < 1365909919 129172 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this was unusually consistent < 1365909937 514340 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :♥rjan < 1365909948 199241 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :the joke is that everyone loves oerjan < 1365909951 236464 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :help. < 1365909955 438110 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :except for people who used his free applicative < 1365909977 118954 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-179-240.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365909982 884566 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it turns out that this free applicative... has a higher total cost of ownership... < 1365909984 864757 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-179-240.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365909996 451034 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-179-240.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365910008 5602 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :even _i_ haven't used my free applicative. < 1365910018 510686 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously not. < 1365910025 611110 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You wouldn't be able to stand the self-hate. < 1365910211 395342 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :♫ < 1365910363 101694 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :We, alone on earth, can rebel against the tyranny of the selfish replicators. < 1365910372 670411 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pass it on. < 1365910508 99364 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: help < 1365910579 658127 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ask not how kmc can help you, but how you can help kmc < 1365910633 623073 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :….….….….….….….… < 1365910681 439592 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: Stop that, please. < 1365910683 990160 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjecYugTbIQ < 1365910706 838099 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wut < 1365910727 71995 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In #lisp. It's dumb. Stop. < 1365910734 447324 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1365910736 187029 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Oh, GOMADWarrior is doing "that" in #lisp? < 1365910745 57510 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They got banned from #haskell for doing something. < 1365910750 757001 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"trolling" < 1365910755 680945 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that thing. < 1365910763 244387 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good guess < 1365910787 330945 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not trolling its just a question < 1365910807 99856 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a dumb question. < 1365910813 448917 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and "show me the AI programs" is forty years out of date. < 1365910822 161069 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1365910826 607362 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is GOMADWarrior really doing "that" < 1365910839 134085 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wanna make some AI < 1365910842 882751 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you always, maybe sometimes, make it easy, take your time? < 1365910847 630915 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and everyone recommends me lisp < 1365910853 876868 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hey i got that one < 1365910856 477454 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we rack up points < 1365910859 543725 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm tired of hearing about that I wanna know the reason < 1365910859 877419 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :++ < 1365910863 854029 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: hi < 1365910868 828607 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1365910879 115584 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: If they say to use lisp because you want to do AI, they know shit-all about lisp or AI and you can ignore that advice. < 1365910882 196798 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: you joined #haskell on the 2nd of this month to say < 1365910887 253329 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: i disrecommend you lisp < 1365910888 271548 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : Friendly reminder that no one in the enterprise uses a deprecated language like haskell. < 1365910891 797696 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can stop pretending you're not a troll now! < 1365910896 420371 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sigh. < 1365910896 717238 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also < 1365910898 325070 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop being here < 1365910900 287841 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's even the point, man. < 1365910902 421260 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :forever < 1365910903 997665 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just so boring. < 1365910907 859601 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: you would be a good lawyer < 1365910908 523514 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not always a troll < 1365910912 744700 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is that 'barrister' on your side of the 'pond' < 1365910913 548019 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :right see < 1365910916 125894 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't work like that < 1365910917 265486 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Programming languages. Who gives a fuck about which language you use. < 1365910917 647518 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh boy elliott is a lawyer now? < 1365910919 611054 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also i don't care < 1365910922 59456 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why would you bother. < 1365910925 946838 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: it's fun < 1365910926 263879 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :programming languages are like assholes < 1365910928 494471 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like being a lawyer! < 1365910929 908006 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :100% fun < 1365910940 185495 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: did i ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk < 1365910944 761559 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :c.c < 1365910945 118205 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a language means a lot < 1365910972 75282 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I like the idea that haskell is "deprecated" in favor of like, agda < 1365910990 463549 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :deprecated in favour of ruby, the hipper, newer language < 1365911003 726755 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :none of that stuffy 1990 academia < 1365911006 996723 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :looking for ruby ninjas with twelve years of haskell experience < 1365911007 571721 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :u know my plan to rebrand haskell < 1365911011 942289 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmcskell < 1365911020 521615 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskelleton: like haskell but spookier < 1365911048 771646 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a programming language discussion to produce useful insights < 1365911049 183123 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keegan McHaskellster < 1365911091 393906 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskellister < 1365911111 6624 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hackskell < 1365911169 671512 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hack sell < 1365911196 298538 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in this thread we discuss linear feedback shift registers < 1365911211 278068 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are the maximal LFSR polynomials computed? < 1365911252 977472 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :By somebody else < 1365911266 694668 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :proof by someone else did it < 1365911305 869466 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll ask it in scheme < 1365911321 479611 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :welp < 1365911348 66617 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: Please don't. < 1365911358 803871 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just stop trolling. < 1365911373 688101 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll just ask what are the advantages of lisp < 1365911388 635450 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps i think we may be being trolled < 1365911389 173609 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cuz im a noob wanting to learn my first language < 1365911393 166263 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :God dammit, are you a fucking teenager or something. < 1365911394 714413 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :by way of getting informed about this moronic trlling < 1365911396 93687 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :metatrolling < 1365911399 607177 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just learn Python and go away. < 1365911400 102886 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am even participating by commenting on it! < 1365911401 186946 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Stop the ageism please. :-( < 1365911419 216300 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: But, like, some of my best friends are teens. man. < 1365911427 261277 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm with Bike (not re ageism tho) < 1365911428 74888 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :some of my best friends are assholes < 1365911430 503537 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :++ < 1365911443 979460 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :assholism? < 1365911446 491155 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's like alcoholism < 1365911476 126640 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ugh, I don't really know how to refer to the pattern of behavior I remember having as a high schooler and I've seen some adults have maybe without being an ass. < 1365911497 940164 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'undersocialized' < 1365911512 225437 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we develop a modicum of respect for our fellow human beings < 1365911519 863647 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no one on scheme :( < 1365911533 149892 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:50 anyone here? < 1365911543 989988 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sighs. < 1365911544 541146 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am fairly sure i am the youngest person here right now and i don't really think it's necessarily problematic < 1365911545 660194 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody is here. We are all in your mind. < 1365911558 813414 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like it's not "oh you're 13, you can't be very clever" or something ridiculous like that < 1365911559 477512 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :your mind is the scene of the crime < 1365911562 879300 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: "God dammit, are you fucking elliott or something" < 1365911573 958940 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can confirm that nobody is fucking me < 1365911579 639583 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1365911583 408462 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: no trolling of #scheme < 1365911617 738637 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It's 20:49 God dammit, are you a fucking teenager or something. < 1365911623 847123 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That seems problematic to me. < 1365911657 703465 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know what he said < 1365911664 583679 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know I used to be 13. :-( < 1365911678 620883 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i believe i am currently a teenager and you not in fact < 1365911684 569175 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shach13f < 1365911703 548343 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: And? < 1365911718 382689 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You should try fucking. < 1365911743 208370 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking is p. cool < 1365911752 63067 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i already commented < 1365911759 868016 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to, but it might be worth a shot. < 1365911786 887968 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Perhaps I'm more sensitive to ageism than you are by virtue of having been aged in that range for longer. < 1365911794 536037 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that kind of behaviour and socialisation is something which is closely related to aging, i think any problem of ageism is more "X is Y years old, therefore" < 1365911848 430167 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sighs, tallies up another reason to think about what he says more < 1365911853 666580 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yesterday i woke up sucking on a lemon < 1365911902 281197 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :age is tricky tho < 1365911903 921993 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :getting good points in the kmc game lately < 1365911940 689375 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, tech startups should be inclusive to women and racial minorities but it's really hard to see how they would not ever heavily skew torwards younger people < 1365911982 834273 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fran Allen should be convinced to start a startup staffed by (really) old school programmers. < 1365912000 16765 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :who's that < 1365912021 300412 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :first woman to win a turing prize < 1365912029 122634 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like i think ageism is tangibly different to a lot of -isms < 1365912031 90126 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for work on compilers in like the 50s or whatever < 1365912061 778961 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :since there is unambiguously a strong effect on behaviour and so on not inherently tied to cultural norms (though the form, pacing etc. of it can very well be) < 1365912115 712300 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well practically speaking. I think I probably shouldn't have said the thing. I should try to avoid dumb -> young since it's obviously linked to young -> dumb < 1365912115 948198 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365912124 670375 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :21:01 :P < 1365912124 922425 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :21:01 someone recommended me scheme for AI < 1365912127 233968 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: Stop it. < 1365912142 602359 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hi can you "stop it" so we don't have to hear about it from shachaf any more < 1365912149 857659 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it = GOMADWarrior's presence in this channel < 1365912155 108149 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1365912288 715804 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :totally regular honest questions < 1365912361 54992 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems to me that you are asking me to ban someone here based on their behavior in another channel. < 1365912399 827649 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't make sense, it wouldn't stop him from using the other channel < 1365912401 981747 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well GOMADWarrior's behaviour here hasn't been particularly inspiring < 1365912407 63768 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it probably isn't banworthy yet < 1365912417 410257 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1365912427 124462 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm making a game in javascript < 1365912435 838478 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://189.34.44.144:8080/ < 1365912449 452509 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slist ??? < 1365912451 435968 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot < 1365912466 514271 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: "???"? < 1365912471 78912 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: this is not the first off-topic link he's linked in here. < 1365912482 754778 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :right now you can only move and drag stuff < 1365912483 886132 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :twilight of the mods < 1365912495 134898 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: have you linked more than two offtopic links in here? :) < 1365912500 195950 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although I guess you do it less often < 1365912511 972003 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: hopefully i've said actually relevant things in here, and not just bragged about trolling other channels? < 1365912517 976312 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: indeed < 1365912522 533370 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't worry, I'm not planning to ban you < 1365912527 201008 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just in the absurdist stage of tiredness < 1365912531 697275 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's also obvious lying < 1365912533 38335 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like 04:49:49 cuz im a noob wanting to learn my first language < 1365912534 957832 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've linked a few offtopic things in here. < 1365912535 151373 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just now < 1365912539 126697 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior, it's like a BYOND game, except laggier! < 1365912546 916988 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :given that someone who doesn't know a language can, of course, not program a game in javascript < 1365912550 89994 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's laggy? < 1365912561 619285 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: well javascript hardly counts as a language :) < 1365912566 97343 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dohohoho < 1365912573 198759 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: frankly, i think discourse in #esoteric would be greatly improved if it was all sang in german < 1365912579 978562 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sometimes do impersonations < 1365912584 635610 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing wrong with that < 1365912584 830100 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, ??? < 1365912594 657383 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: btw, are you planning to contribute usefully to the channel? < 1365912600 511441 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. < 1365912605 983820 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, any way I can < 1365912607 765654 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :door hinge < 1365912615 308096 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: do you have some idea as to how? < 1365912623 885858 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for instance, do you know what the channel's actually about? that's a start < 1365912625 558447 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: 21:07 < Sgeo> `slist ??? < 1365912626 270326 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heiligtum! < 1365912631 913666 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolangs < 1365912638 789739 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but < 1365912642 142434 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, OK, let's let this guy in for sure < 1365912642 813467 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you know how to esolang < 1365912651 449379 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i made one < 1365912655 993344 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :even talked about it < 1365912661 267350 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :link? < 1365912665 682884 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mood: feuertrunken < 1365912669 392672 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :didn't add it to the wiki yet < 1365912674 788573 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fair enough < 1365912684 633511 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, did you, like, even look at the update? < 1365912685 19171 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay i'll add it now < 1365912687 669744 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hopes it isn't a BF derivative < 1365912702 627927 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: well yeah i was just curious what was The Deal < 1365912719 725486 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Von neunundneunzig Luftballons, auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont < 1365912725 557184 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven < 1365912745 405326 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that'll be a nice change from the Battles I've been listening to for theh last thirty hours < 1365912792 91179 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: http://bex.io/ I I I don't I don't know < 1365912806 254006 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: please don't < 1365912815 102271 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i know what the language is) < 1365912857 982225 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: i don't get it, is this a joke < 1365912863 813931 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't like the lang? < 1365912875 904152 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: the idea of stock exchanges being built and sold is kinda great tho < 1365912878 456893 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: is it goatse < 1365912880 904747 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365912889 277642 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: stupid future < 1365912890 127208 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume you mean bex.io < 1365912891 646147 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :definitely goatse < 1365912904 639338 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'our technology is secured by state of the art techniques such as OS-less deployment' < 1365912908 638145 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :inorite < 1365912914 479158 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can check if it's goatse by visiting the page with images turned off < 1365912927 443374 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wouldn't you need images turned on to check? < 1365912961 786358 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm now there's an idea, a webpage that tells you if another webpage contains goatse < 1365912966 855985 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I think it's serious < 1365912981 685034 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :halp what's a "software craftsmanship enthusiast" < 1365912995 499213 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone who has a high software crafting skill < 1365912997 524382 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like < 1365913007 489667 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Software level 57 and they can craft Mithril Software < 1365913013 526220 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1365913020 263251 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: normally you can tell by context < 1365913035 748195 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :people don't normally disguise their goatses as, say, legitimate discussions of programming < 1365913037 455041 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I wouldn't know. I've always avoided it so far. < 1365913037 903619 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just with added goatse < 1365913044 249483 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I've seen like the top 20 pixels of it < 1365913052 899596 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because someone managed to get me to follow a link to it but the connection was really bad < 1365913054 407789 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :geez, it's just an ass < 1365913060 283737 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I realised it was goatse and closed the page before it loaded < 1365913063 34423 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :body { background-image: url(/goatse.jpg); } < 1365913065 488546 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well there's also a penis < 1365913072 718048 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :some other limbs and stuff < 1365913074 250921 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I don't know if a *webpage* having such things would be useful, but a JSON or XML service might, possibly....... < 1365913090 889858 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an ass being operated outside the Absolute Maximum specifications < 1365913102 465430 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: a webpage has the advantage that it's reasonably easy to view with typically available clients < 1365913120 137146 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm sorry, I really have no idea <.<) < 1365913151 649372 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: JSON and XML are also plain text though < 1365913162 365515 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess < 1365913169 682452 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although XML is frequently unreadable despite being plaintext < 1365913171 443366 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and JSON can be too < 1365913178 867388 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been staring at a lot of those sorts of data representations recently < 1365913189 243223 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :typically I need to use a viewer/editor with a search function to read the JSON < 1365913189 437590 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes something plain text? < 1365913207 975011 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works in that one plain text scheduling program < 1365913210 129947 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :being written in english < 1365913218 773128 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Magic, created by User:GOMADWarrior in 2013, is a language where you summon spirits, which are objects with a list of instructions, to do your bidding, with spells which are the recipes of the spirits. < 1365913265 234387 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«The worst story I've heard about this is someone who got a job at a top 5 place on a really strong solo-authored paper which quickly got an R&R at Econometrica. In the next 6 years he revised 3 times only to have it be ultimately rejected the September of his tenure year and then he didn't get tenure» < 1365913268 33885 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose it can be, but Mozilla will format XML files for viewing, and JavaScripts on webpages could be used to format the JSON or XML data into other formats too (XSLT can also be used). < 1365914022 851558 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am jack's smirking revenge < 1365914347 975189 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :For some reason people think references to things make things better. < 1365914349 599060 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? < 1365914373 276700 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tell that kmc < 1365914376 250390 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :add a layer of indirection < 1365914380 274232 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of keegan is he anyway < 1365914410 537880 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Do you mean references like Monty Python jokes? < 1365914420 357884 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :For instance. < 1365914433 222461 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an in-group marker < 1365914437 541516 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :People think things have merit *just* by virtue of being a reference to a thing they like. < 1365914441 145750 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :C only has pointers like Monty Python jokes. < 1365914443 271018 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's pretty awful. < 1365914457 957964 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is pretty awful but it's a natural part of society < 1365914470 400670 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes but what if we made it illegal < 1365914482 357824 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mad Max would be real. < 1365914486 99369 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :void make(Joke &montyPython) < 1365914492 516128 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thiora < 1365914521 559866 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But seriously, if it makes you feel better you can think of it in exaggerated sociology terms. < 1365914535 100656 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you see it more in more awful communities? < 1365914543 945088 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's saying "I have experienced similar media (or whatever) as you, we have some similarities, you should like me" < 1365914544 138584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if i find that pop culture references are the best way to express my feelings? and whose fault is that? < 1365914566 229914 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if i find that i don't have feelings? < 1365914573 698290 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thiora? < 1365914611 837504 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365914643 855210 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: "Thanks, ants." < 1365914644 49175 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like thanks fiora but with fewer letters < 1365914646 994079 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you watched Look Around You < 1365914647 262626 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.thanksants.com/Fiora < 1365914664 543383 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you haven't watched Look Around You you should watch Look Around You. < 1365914665 695653 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :....? < 1365914680 662832 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i agree with Bike < 1365914702 162430 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: It's a British science television programme. < 1365914718 918744 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2k9JwGpm1w < 1365914726 608715 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365914749 722505 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously, watch it, it's fantastic. < 1365914790 902183 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: You haven't watched Look Around You? < 1365914794 433562 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: You should watch it. < 1365914814 286518 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I concur with the Look Around You recommendation. < 1365914820 69395 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man i totally forgot about the soccer ball gag < 1365914832 926512 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Calcium one isn't the one with Thanks Ants though < 1365914845 197060 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't watched Look Around You, and probably won't in a while, but i concur nevertheless. < 1365914854 334250 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fiora: Yeah, go and watch Look Around You. Do it now. < 1365914866 749914 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: it has the helvetica scenario though. < 1365914873 341314 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, go watch season 1, at least. I don't know much about season 2. < 1365914873 535249 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok i may have seen a little bit < 1365914890 734273 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've only seen one ep of season 2 < 1365914903 726992 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :season 2 is pretty good < 1365914905 975876 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :not as good < 1365914908 911348 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but y'know, pretty good < 1365914918 2625 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1365914920 239792 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you've got your psilence and your "thanks, tchaikovsky" < 1365914923 634422 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :my sound in chrome is all scratchy and stuff < 1365914924 636024 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is wrong < 1365914929 246930 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and your machadynu < 1365914931 892594 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh is the tchaikovsky biti from season 2 < 1365914937 664205 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1365914939 654437 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!! and the mouse song < 1365914945 813788 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no that's season 1 i think < 1365914950 6270 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got the mp3 of that < 1365914950 762980 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365914950 957001 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he returns in season 2 tho < 1365914952 188518 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: i hope you've seen machadynu < 1365914954 518817 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and uh < 1365914955 117033 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i could just leave my body for a night... < 1365914956 357858 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other songs < 1365914956 552281 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably < 1365914964 521414 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i saw the whole music episode, anyway. < 1365914967 599399 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the rap one whose name i forget. sexual interface. < 1365914969 637 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good. < 1365914969 195324 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think on Adult Swim. < 1365914974 67897 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was probably the best one of the second series i think < 1365914992 669157 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-; but do I have to < 1365915010 652080 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the episode I've seen (Music 2000) < 1365915014 817416 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: do you want to learn about calcium, maths, water, germs, ghosts, sulphur, music, iron and brain < 1365915021 390026 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_- < 1365915099 914273 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's good! you don't have to watch it if you don't want to and wish to stay in the dark pit of unknowing eternally < 1365915104 291763 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2k9JwGpm1w&t=5m40s this should give you the idea. < 1365915180 246835 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... what xD < 1365915220 816723 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :keep watching to learn how calcium is produced < 1365915298 357372 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"because calcium perspires" < 1365915307 228504 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is like. dada science education < 1365915336 883303 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember to study for your o-levels < 1365915359 639168 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"to prevent the possibility of helvetica" < 1365915432 174781 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com TOPIC #esoteric :everyone's caught on to everything you do | am i rye? 'course i am! | Underhanded C Contest: http://underhanded.xcott.com/?page_id=5 | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1365915473 313122 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Magic < 1365915586 189484 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: oh dear, that means i have to kill you < 1365915595 488255 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :O: < 1365915607 895570 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this entire show is just an absolute whaaaatttttttttt XD < 1365915622 990569 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :our topic is too long < 1365915628 433653 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how 'bout remove the second section < 1365915693 1369 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: you have to heat it to a temperature of 20,000 BC first < 1365915709 814744 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I I j ust asdlkfslaals < 1365915798 555259 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you understand the recommendations, i hope < 1365915822 395635 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: btw elliott was kidding, you have to watch all of look around you < 1365915824 913619 :ousia!~ousia@gateway/tor-sasl/ousia QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365915825 632004 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's mandatory < 1365915847 814315 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1365915849 266205 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365915855 385254 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I can stay sane with this < 1365915896 420830 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mad < 1365915899 168020 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." < 1365915900 920649 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you guys read it? < 1365916027 328126 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : `run sed -i "s/You're/u/" wisdom/mad < 1365916035 508989 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: incidentally, there's a quote from the Alice books at the start of every chapter of the old C-INTERCAL manual < 1365916039 720047 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they do tend to generally fit < 1365916044 137985 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: we, alone on earth, can rebel against the tyranny of the selfish replicators < 1365916098 743516 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has actually read that book a while ago < 1365916113 651993 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: good < 1365916122 288251 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :selfish replicators r us < 1365916198 939967 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did ya?? < 1365916233 404758 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1365916235 65806 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking of making it an abstraction level higher < 1365916237 183388 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1365916247 970435 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`help < 1365916248 250478 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1365916248 444448 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :making it more like lisp < 1365916266 251562 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: What did you do? < 1365916277 382304 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run tail -n1 quotes < 1365916278 826929 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ that is better than any made up story i was about to tell < 1365916291 308217 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1365916296 27290 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1365916313 211125 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :instructions are lists of things < 1365916318 37671 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats both shachaf and elliott -----### < 1365916388 83733 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll make Magic the reference language for AI development < 1365916419 288260 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ouch. < 1365916426 822587 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That seems remarkably cruel. < 1365916560 59674 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about a mmo of programming < 1365916567 657385 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :of AIs < 1365916578 338095 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Good night < 1365916586 806196 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Good night. < 1365916592 730636 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: fwiw, most of my AI programming has been in Perl < 1365916605 408055 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :something similar to but not exactly the same as Prolog would be useful, though < 1365916680 225955 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: Stop, please. This is sad. < 1365916695 822066 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be....................................... < 1365916708 380128 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mandolin solo < 1365916721 724216 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Great album. < 1365916734 175553 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look out for the release of the new albumen. < 1365916736 236826 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1365916745 590953 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're meant to say it's out now < 1365916752 505582 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be cool cuz mmo's get people hooked < 1365916759 377999 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: No, you're meant to say that. < 1365916760 315518 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so people would get hooked on programming < 1365916764 983637 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: There's a pause. < 1365916767 756531 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A good long pause. < 1365916772 954762 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: there already is a programming MMO, it's called StackOverflow < 1365916785 831455 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we not feed the troll < 1365916786 455999 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's another one. < 1365916789 602988 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called github. < 1365916799 52166 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :U+13FA75 UPRIGHT PRISM SPREADING RIGHTWARDS < 1365916803 971304 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: But if you feed them enough they asplode! < 1365916810 670266 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm < 1365916812 42677 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: < 1365916813 594992 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1365916818 419022 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> '\x13FA75' < 1365916818 969446 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: well StackOverflow seems to be based around using MMO principles to encourage people to make good FAQs < 1365916820 291934 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:9: numeric escape sequence out of range at character '5' < 1365916822 965895 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and github isn't < 1365916833 893683 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itym bad faqs < 1365916835 93140 :ogrom!~del@143.122.191.90.dyn.estpak.ee JOIN :#esoteric < 1365916836 288631 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :github's more the facebook of programming, than the world of warcraft of programming < 1365916837 501725 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: your unicode character is out of range of unicode characters < 1365916839 692531 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't exist < 1365916842 5619 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not a codepoint < 1365916844 660734 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: fuck tha police < 1365916846 522480 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: just because it's encouraging people to do that doesn't mean it works < 1365916887 667881 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh oh, time to clear some disk space in /home < 1365916902 888114 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i go forwards, you go backwards, and somewhere we will meet < 1365916907 831068 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whom shall I delete? < 1365916917 295336 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf has a separate partition for /home < 1365916921 137838 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :1985 style < 1365916923 345872 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i'm imagining you listening to the stupidest medley mashup ever < 1365916928 667688 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's true. < 1365916949 254189 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rootfs 29G 20G 7.4G 73% / < 1365916953 435055 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :/dev/sda5 448G 415G 12G 98% /home < 1365917022 95816 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: use df or a GUI alternative to figure out what's taking up the most space < 1365917032 589815 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially things that can easily be redownloaded, like tarballs, can normally be deleted safely < 1365917036 726510 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: You mean du? < 1365917044 638492 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, possibly < 1365917048 939202 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I keep getting those two muddled < 1365917053 522373 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, ais523 uses a partition for each file. < 1365917057 246513 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am already using du. < 1365917060 454477 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :du -s * | sort -n < 1365917065 958092 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or if you have multiple unpacked gcc distributions < 1365917069 772116 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can normally do without them < 1365917098 575099 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or ghc. < 1365917109 613585 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have ghc-7.4.1, 7.6.1, 7.6.2 < 1365917115 535936 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then you lose your c->bf compiler. < 1365917122 759670 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also several old ~/.cabal/* < 1365917129 421623 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: nah, I keep one as-working-as-it's-got-so-far copy of that around < 1365917135 933595 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes only in compressed form though < 1365917136 325270 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :77G /home/shachaf/DVD < 1365917138 615113 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :two was overkill, though < 1365917152 45104 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :use fsv!!!!!!!!!!!!! < 1365917154 383463 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, yeah, you have a 448G disk < 1365917156 669478 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you fill that? < 1365917158 934011 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I assume you've not made any progress on that in forever? < 1365917163 243513 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: indeed < 1365917169 316119 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :448G? I'm at a terabyte and out of space. < 1365917180 546051 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :/dev/sda5 75316544 65730596 5760072 92% / < 1365917188 891385 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Course, I've got like 100G of *music*, so. :P < 1365917193 621981 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although I'm cheating slightly, that's only half the physical disk < 1365917204 156931 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other half, a different partition, I use for storing really large things < 1365917215 268734 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, look at this, 20G of strace logs < 1365917228 928952 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365917229 969167 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do you have 20G of strace logs? < 1365917232 730225 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tend to save those in /tmp < 1365917238 525541 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's rare I'll want to look at them again < 1365917242 655427 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I was trying to track something down. < 1365917242 853370 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in future days < 1365917258 798847 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was hard to reproduce and I wanted to be able to look at the logs again. < 1365917269 497434 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still haven't tracked it down... < 1365917272 693796 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll keep the logs for now. < 1365917381 604224 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has about 3900 GB of music, but only 17 GB on this laptop < 1365917423 68279 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should get an external hard drive. < 1365917428 180886 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, uh, do backups or somethin'. < 1365917510 719936 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I think you added a zero. < 1365917517 923407 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365917529 112680 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or keep all your music in 32-bit 88.1 kHz WAVs. < 1365917543 194806 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.8T media/pub/music/ < 1365917548 146998 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :3900GB? O__O < 1365917560 459378 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are... probably some duplicates < 1365917564 401155 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt I've heard *of* that much music. < 1365917571 355836 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :me either < 1365917573 200635 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like wow even the touhou lossless collection is like 1.2tb and that's only if you get the lossless variant and it's like 3 months < 1365917596 496497 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1365917604 718145 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: that's a lot of lyrics to quote into the channel < 1365917608 880218 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :eah < 1365917611 465593 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1365917614 215557 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a wonderful 1TB hard drive in this machine < 1365917625 224459 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That better be at least FLAC... < 1365917625 419221 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which is lots for a laptop) < 1365917631 102113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: it's a mix < 1365917646 570701 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :some flac, some not flac < 1365917648 237704 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1365917655 953001 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you heard all of it? < 1365917658 670096 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hell no < 1365917672 55845 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably less than 1% < 1365917681 929932 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you just... download music compulsively? < 1365917695 882285 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i copied a few big servers full of music < 1365917946 325831 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yarrrrrr < 1365917969 785465 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@yar r r? < 1365917970 352537 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well me 'earties, let's see what crawled out of the bung hole... < 1365917973 862933 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what the least compressed practical music format could be < 1365917975 804242 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :192khz 32-bit? < 1365917980 500367 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :... 7.1? < 1365917981 827120 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you do realise that that amount of piracy is enough to actually destroy the world's economy? < 1365917990 215592 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, the value of that music is actually larger than the amount of money in the entire world < 1365917992 79984 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's caused trillions of dollars worth of damage!1! < 1365917997 793514 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahahahahaha < 1365917998 424435 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: 6.1 MHz. < 1365918000 115323 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yesssssssss < 1365918010 327412 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, 12.1 < 1365918015 614832 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why that figure, you ask? < 1365918021 993337 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_Stream_Digital ? < 1365918022 997718 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :only one sub channel?!?!? < 1365918025 312925 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's enough to represent NTSC with PCM. < 1365918025 721069 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :are we animals?!?!? < 1365918034 381911 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: ....... xD < 1365918063 413818 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The mere idea of PCM NTSC is really silly. But hey, you could do it. < 1365918098 436945 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"fed up of people treating audio as a mere side-channel on video, pikhq decided to make a point by doing the opposite" < 1365918118 915345 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, what's the easiest way to do du -s * | sort -n including hidden files? < 1365918124 514790 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: PCM doesn't realy refer to audio, it just refers to a way of encoding a wave form. < 1365918135 45359 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: I know < 1365918139 246713 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In principle you could represent most any analog signal using it... < 1365918142 939150 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but decided to say the quote anyway because it was funny < 1365918146 972406 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright. :) < 1365918148 4847 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: you can compress audio with video too, right? < 1365918153 867090 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember seeing a thing about that, and why it was such a bad idea < 1365918162 918558 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's not actually a quote, obviously < 1365918166 455134 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a… fake quote? < 1365918178 770333 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: What, you mean compress audio with h.264 or something? < 1365918196 526980 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you could do that but it'd be hilariously awful. < 1365918200 142130 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like, compress audio as video? I remember seeing a post on it and how bad it was < 1365918222 716714 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you remember, there was some PC hardware for doing backups to VHS tape < 1365918239 914270 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could store several GB on one tape, which at the time was just an insane amount of storage < 1365918249 386895 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, but I do remember that one used to store digital audio on VHS tape. < 1365918259 77424 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And this is actually where 44.1 kHz comes from. < 1365918296 227174 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh? < 1365918360 475213 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, then the only practical medium was video tape. And 44.1 kHz came because, in PAL, there were: 294 lines/field, 50 fields/second, and 3 samples/line. < 1365918368 650801 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :294*50*3 = 44100. < 1365918418 376206 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1365918432 622702 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1365918454 343521 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I think that equipment was using 14 bit samples instead. < 1365918484 998207 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a lot of bits < 1365918488 365307 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2**14 < 1365918490 375035 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 16384.0 < 1365918502 509869 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that gets you fairly acceptable dynamic range. < 1365918518 139059 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CD's better sure, but with dither 14 bits is quite good. < 1365918631 792719 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's... really amazing < 1365918645 648860 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 44100 was just because digital audio started when storing audio on PAL VHS tapes? < 1365918652 576749 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1365918656 824077 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :amazing < 1365918684 917503 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You would've gotten the same figure on NTSC as well, except that color slowed the signal down. < 1365918689 567628 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's awesome < 1365918711 963549 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The sampling rate from NTSC is 44056 Hz. Which is 44100/1.001 < 1365918892 296061 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365918912 893648 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-18-72.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1365918948 181887 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-18-72.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1365918948 376874 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1365919085 352767 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Interesting, i didn’t know about the origin of 44100 Hz. < 1365919130 522678 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also happens to be large enough for all sounds that humans can hear, so I guess nobody's figured it needs changing. :) < 1365919163 857050 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, most humans. True audiophiles can tell 384 kHz sounds better. < 1365919198 121719 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But only with iridium cables. < 1365919209 778043 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :naturally < 1365919268 565449 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :$4495 / 8 m. http://www.audioquest.com/ethernet/diamond < 1365919340 791394 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Makes the bits so much rounder. < 1365919563 176040 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is hilarious < 1365919620 10195 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, I might buy that amount of cable engineering *for analog audio* < 1365919648 301378 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's probably ridiculous even then. But at least improving the cable there can *do something*. < 1365919653 763364 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably < 1365919672 695034 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm reminded of this thing that exists < 1365919674 55245 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :called TCP < 1365919714 268758 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even lower level than that. < 1365919723 946682 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ethernet frames are checksummed as well. :) < 1365919733 54618 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A packet either gets there or it doesn't. < 1365919734 967672 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt UDP-Lite < 1365919764 61474 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :GoogleWifi corrupts packets. :-( < 1365919770 54135 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i h8 u GoogleWiFi < 1365919776 317492 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hlep < 1365919779 474308 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :way to complain about free internet < 1365919785 150826 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Do tell. :( < 1365919797 746174 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: They should have used AudioQuest cables. < 1365919814 525379 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And antennae. < 1365919834 209214 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably also a tank of AudioQuest air. < 1365919856 392515 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :and made sure that they used a Monster power bar to filter out distortion from the power lines < 1365919862 138076 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Electrically neutral oxygen molecules make the signal have much less interference. < 1365920006 546920 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :#epaworldproblems < 1365920029 426747 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's no GooglewiFi in EPA < 1365920382 422592 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1365920395 566917 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1365920395 834010 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ꙮ < 1365920410 932614 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ꙮrjan < 1365920424 385781 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :/dev/sda5 448G 370G 57G 87% /home < 1365920426 728533 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This'll do. < 1365920461 728673 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Oh, wait, that's me with the 448G. < 1365920492 976941 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I have a bunch of DVDs ripped to directories. That's probably the biggest thing. < 1365920493 406545 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :xn--rjan-kn7o < 1365920513 570130 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe lossless music, though not kmcesque amounts. < 1365920682 692583 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how difficult it might be to compile MechaniQue programs into Z-machine? < 1365921153 288200 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :/dev/mapper/vg_raid-home 798G 611G 187G 77% /home < 1365921164 437500 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Why are we peeking at other people's /homes?) < 1365921359 838911 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: uh the game was "peeking at shachaf's /home" < 1365921366 999277 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you shachaf(idon't think so!!)! < 1365921394 430621 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't see the NAME OF THE GAME. < 1365921411 755302 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :geez I really need to clean up my /home < 1365921482 415635 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :cp /bin/rm /home/fiora/cleanup < 1365921494 106921 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I almost typed "/home/Fiora". < 1365921504 896154 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But usernames start with a lowercase letter! < 1365921509 304515 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore you should /nick fiora < 1365921552 550160 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I'm a proper noun :< < 1365921584 71889 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are not a noun, proper or otherwise. < 1365921585 293879 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, there are only improper nouns. < 1365921593 340942 :pikhq_!~pikhq@174-24-19-12.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Propriety is overrated. < 1365921702 798118 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i seem to be a verb < 1365921714 771606 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike is also capitalized... < 1365921853 294295 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike is also wrong < 1365921860 610125 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn bike < 1365921860 967845 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "bike" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" < 1365921862 803634 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike < 1365921864 812792 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : n 1: a motor vehicle with two wheels and a strong frame [syn: < 1365921866 705710 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : {motorcycle}, {bike}] < 1365921868 763426 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2: a wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot < 1365921870 685749 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[3 @more lines] < 1365921871 348101 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look, my nick used to be Shachaf. < 1365921876 172526 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I figured out that it was wrong. < 1365921878 386096 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now it's shachaf. < 1365921882 105769 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you can be capitalized if you're not some kind of silly imaginary person, like most of us. < 1365921899 501761 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION looks down at herself, doesn't seem very imaginary < 1365921911 733514 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: pseudonymous ~ imaginary < 1365921916 428407 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: If you look closely, you can see right through yourself. How's that for imaginary? < 1365921921 345152 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I used to be "Fizzle", back when.) < 1365921932 552949 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: If Bike told you to jump off the roof, would you do it? < 1365921936 413442 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is clearly a Lymia :< < 1365921956 745103 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no I wouldn't :< < 1365921966 670524 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I'm not imaginary < 1365921974 715391 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have like. a physical body and everything < 1365921975 297850 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're complex. Can we settle on that? < 1365921985 537911 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :XP < 1365921989 468791 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck bike < 1365921994 874584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :welp < 1365922054 185382 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A duck bike would be a ridiculous contraption. < 1365922092 696620 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that mean I'm like, part imaginary and part real? < 1365922172 573534 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It means you're complicated. < 1365922197 339040 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess so < 1365922221 99969 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm wearing clothes. I don't think imaginary people can wear clothes. < 1365922229 34161 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd be surprised. < 1365922337 614600 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Proper names are capitalized (except e. e. cummings), but on IRC you can use whatever capitalization of nicknames you want to, and on UNIX computers it start with a lowercase letter, so that it can check in case you use a terminal with only uppercase or not. < 1365922376 718052 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can I tell imaginaryness then :< < 1365922385 984242 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: E. E. Cummings is capitaliszed too. < 1365922388 527469 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._E._Cummings < 1365922403 533327 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1365922427 483102 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: http://eprint.iacr.org/2011/232.pdf wooooww this is cool < 1365922435 430884 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it is sometimes written in lowercase. < 1365922446 853645 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an ECDSA timing attack < 1365922471 327629 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey how come kmc gets the cool papers he's not even here < 1365922482 432278 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes he is! < 1365922513 284065 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is this recent? < 1365922517 465618 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why don't papers have dates? < 1365922525 282206 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, 2011. < 1365922539 728473 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're timeless and eternal? < 1365922556 715841 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I'm not sure whether I'm mixing this up with the similarly-titled paper. < 1365922580 122152 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a paper where openssl supposedly uses a timing-attack-immune algorithm but a shortcut in the implementation opens up a hole < 1365922861 294973 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1365923310 575661 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1365923979 334571 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that's kind of rude! < 1365924031 489812 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is true, I have some such light in kitchen and it is dim, but it is brighter after a few minutes. < 1365924043 492517 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow zzo38 < 1365924050 32715 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're part of the problem < 1365924053 906198 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, dim and slow. But what about their feelings! < 1365924081 591538 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that's kind of rude! < 1365924091 404644 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1030) "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that's kind of rude! < 1365924130 940728 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365924152 436447 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't care if it is rude. That is how it works. But perhaps it might be possible to improve it, and then it is not dim anymore, so then it would be better if it can be fixed, please. < 1365924156 549117 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :("Few kelvins short of incandescent" is in the family of sayings like "few fries short of a Happy Meal" and so on, right?) < 1365924208 971669 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They make "fast-start" ("instant-on") CFLs too. < 1365924224 573483 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have seen those sayings called "fulldeckisms" < 1365924483 222235 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is also LED. LED is excellent for indicator light, picture, programmable signs, etc, but in my opinion LED is not good for general purpose lighting, because it is not white. < 1365924563 1732 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also think LED is not so good for Christmas because it doesn't look so nice. < 1365924582 841332 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But other than this, I recommend to use LED when possible; it is better than other lights. < 1365924671 27748 :Regis__!~Regis@189.34.44.144 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365924752 82565 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1365924967 96486 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recommend to use LED for reasons of principle; all the other (viable) methods sound a) silly and b) less... quantic. < 1365925074 777149 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Besides, I understand the white isn't so bad these days either. They do it (at least) with phosphors, which takes some of that efficiency, but still. < 1365925314 330676 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365925355 97852 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1365925801 76363 :ousia!~ousia@gateway/tor-sasl/ousia JOIN :#esoteric < 1365926603 540463 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"LED bulbs consume a sea of ​​the island, only about one-seventh of electricity, light bulbs, or what the climate will decrease the load of the seventh." Oh, Google Translate... < 1365926651 281353 :ousia!~ousia@gateway/tor-sasl/ousia QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365926656 883049 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(There was a link to a Finnish newspaper article on led Christmas tree lights in Turku. Took me three paragraphs to realize it was a Google Translate link.) < 1365926710 773173 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Traditional country number one and six, the Turku Cathedral Christmas tree this holiday season is experiencing profound changes, as it may be led." I just thought they were... I don't know, writing weirdly. Making some kind of a led/led pun. < 1365926787 372833 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(fi:kuusi is both en:six and en:spruce. And I guess also en:"your moon".) < 1365926901 354140 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: the last meaning being basically never used? < 1365926946 821110 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I guess it could be used in a compound like "your birth moon", but even that sounds quite rare. < 1365926953 391303 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most people don't own moons in general. < 1365926956 463049 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1365926965 92338 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: :-( < 1365926968 807978 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'd be more likely to come up in a roleplaying game, I guess < 1365927138 419746 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like English, we have a different word for "month" (kuukausi) and "moon" (kuu), so moons as a unit of time sounds more like a fantasy novel or some "new-age" whateverness. < 1365927205 886534 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I think in the compound "syntymäkuusi" it could be an acceptable contraction of "your birth month", properly written as "syntymäkuukautesi". < 1365927228 749506 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's 9 Google hits, and they're all about months of birth. < 1365927246 354459 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, no, a couple are about astrology and phase of moon at birth. < 1365927635 263799 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365927660 701125 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slist < 1365927660 895181 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ThatOtherPerson: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1365927662 461750 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot < 1365927670 873284 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages < 1365927671 67371 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 6h 42m 15s ago: I've never really understood why Europe and Asia are considered to be separate continents <-- i think it's hysterical raisins. back when the ancients < 1365927671 67707 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :divided the known world into three parts russia was like barbarian wilderness, man < 1365927716 408096 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1365928301 758062 :ousia!~ousia@gateway/tor-sasl/ousia JOIN :#esoteric < 1365928638 235720 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com QUIT :Quit: ERC Version 5.3 (IRC client for Emacs) < 1365929195 654280 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,1915091587,1224847546,2988404877,2953121539,251703868,2425393157,};'>q.c < 1365929199 584916 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365929212 185468 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run gcc q.c -o q && ./q < 1365929219 704827 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,191509 < 1365929242 453365 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1365929312 396575 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: wat how does that work even < 1365929351 380779 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/CrEYw.gif < 1365929353 127685 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365929356 889794 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365929363 443994 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh, wrong one < 1365929385 15197 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1365929459 961191 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i.imgur.com/Mk76H.gif < 1365929464 325527 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok that kind of ruined it < 1365929473 35509 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365929487 555108 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey Taneb! < 1365929490 988921 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi < 1365929491 188060 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1365929496 269363 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet just did black magic < 1365929535 889025 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, again? < 1365929552 424781 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric : `run echo 'const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,1915091587,1224847546,2988404877,2953121539,251703868,2425393157 < 1365929554 120688 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, not the robe and wizard hat kind < 1365929563 161387 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ./q < 1365929564 728233 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,191509 < 1365929571 145020 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: ^ < 1365929584 869208 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: ☝ < 1365929594 700750 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that a ridiculous quine < 1365929607 925417 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: how, exactly, did you make main an array and get away with it? < 1365929616 108928 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ./q | diff - q < 1365929617 558746 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Binary files - and q differ < 1365929632 880355 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1365929634 847464 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ./q | diff - q.c < 1365929636 255269 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365929640 703966 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet++ < 1365929654 534396 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :ThatOtherPerson: http://www.ioccc.org/1984/mullender.c < 1365929658 448699 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I think I might understand < 1365929661 865048 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :"this is an old folk method" < 1365929680 658805 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(is that even remotely cross-platform?) < 1365929685 906354 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: no < 1365929696 490804 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's cross-platform to all amd linux machines, man < 1365929703 575904 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :You might need 2.6+ or something < 1365929720 954356 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/d/d64/ < 1365929725 988704 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"all amd linux machines" is more or less really just a single platform < 1365929734 950624 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if I'm on an Intel Windows machine < 1365929742 789954 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You die. < 1365929769 988194 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows, where each syscall is one line of irc < 1365929783 660613 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: ? < 1365929791 932950 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, I guess that's another way of embedding asm in C code < 1365929825 738472 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: wait, that's... you can do that? XD < 1365929831 419185 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's amazing < 1365929839 944791 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365929841 110432 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It makes sense, but in a "wait the universe is falling apart" sort of way < 1365929906 929384 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mv q.c r.c < 1365929909 144818 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: missing destination file operand after `q.c r.c' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. < 1365929926 234591 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls r.c < 1365929928 317171 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access r.c: No such file or directory < 1365929936 994390 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mv -T q.c r.c < 1365929939 512212 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. < 1365929952 534035 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In which Taneb shouldn't be allowed to use Linux < 1365929965 849703 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/Linux/HackEgo/ < 1365929969 828708 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv q.c r.c < 1365929973 417305 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365929978 424501 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls r.c < 1365929981 79875 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :r.c < 1365929982 160544 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ./q < 1365929984 576577 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,191509 < 1365929985 573464 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tada! < 1365929994 952507 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm r.c < 1365929998 224585 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365930004 836629 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, that rules out one way of making it totally lame < 1365930005 681539 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ./q > q.c < 1365930017 3726 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365930024 904495 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat q.c < 1365930026 148668 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,191509 < 1365930038 342839 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ntwritefile takes like 800 arguments < 1365930049 864820 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run gcc q.c -o q < 1365930052 519839 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365930058 368099 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ./q < 1365930059 764185 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,191509 < 1365930071 346434 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1365930083 988903 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :whee quines < 1365930091 871740 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365930106 523318 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: Oh, you mean doing the system call directly, rather than via the C API you're supposed to use? < 1365930128 55916 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ABI is also very unstable, isn't it? < 1365930143 780303 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :And before that, you probably need to load ntdll and sacrifice a chicken or whatever < 1365930166 797287 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, or not. I don't know. < 1365930168 670199 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You aren't supposed to use Windows syscalls in assembly < 1365930197 349216 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ThatOtherPerson, I think that sentence is three lines too long < 1365930203 919519 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :words, rather < 1365930204 398322 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you do, Microsoft will find out, hunt you down, and use your body for unnatural expirements. < 1365930252 539221 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*experiments < 1365930853 922840 :oonbotti!~oonbotti@91-145-118-87.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1365931612 5730 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1365931841 230655 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365932185 12346 :ogrom!~del@143.122.191.90.dyn.estpak.ee QUIT :Quit: Left < 1365932216 226498 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :St Andrews is a town just a bit bigger than Hexham, with a major university and 7 golf courses < 1365932228 135330 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hexham only has 2 golf courses and no university < 1365932416 363910 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :My "town" only has one golf course < 1365932427 967011 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which happens to be a sand course... < 1365932686 488498 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's your fault for living in the middle of a desert < 1365932693 823595 :Regis__!~Regis@189.34.44.144 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365932828 404233 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works. < 1365932953 425342 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: I think asking once to see if someone is aware of their behaviour is reasonable. < 1365933785 372538 :ThatOtherPerson!d44c5372@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.76.83.114 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1365934151 529286 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell is really good for writing functions on one line < 1365936036 7382 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-23-141-69.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365936875 709822 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1365941905 630353 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365941909 748803 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365941951 549808 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :arrays are superior to linked lists < 1365941975 725074 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :For some purposes, that is true < 1365941976 85557 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are the ultimate data structure < 1365941983 557468 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, for others, that is false. < 1365941998 240761 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is less efficient, for example, to prepend an element to an array < 1365942008 596327 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patent prepending. < 1365942014 385469 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but to append its easier < 1365942094 170924 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they say its cool to have code as data < 1365942098 264312 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: you just need to sew more tape onto the opposite end. < 1365942179 571717 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: So who are you ther than "Jafet"? < 1365942192 210359 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you exist elsewhere than IRC? < 1365942297 874402 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do I exist in IRC? < 1365942305 865884 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close enough. < 1365942312 588623 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you filed a GHC bug report once. < 1365942375 475226 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm afraid of posting on forums about my language and ppl vandalize the page < 1365942379 549160 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're probably not the Malaysian Jafet. < 1365942381 528095 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But who knows. < 1365942415 302110 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you are. < 1365942447 791108 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, someone actually got around to that bug report. < 1365942499 273939 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you're the Australian Jafet. < 1365942521 906185 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs Jafet < 1365942542 497501 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess we'll never know. < 1365942551 536880 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5054 < 1365942640 590173 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll let you know when I find out. < 1365942932 187375 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a better name, insert or push? < 1365942960 171143 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That depends on what you're doing. < 1365942974 672951 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you are naming a person, I'd say push < 1365942997 820645 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A person? < 1365943012 101092 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know anyone named Insert or Push. < 1365943033 944216 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose I've never heard of Insertkin, though. So Push wins. < 1365943068 473331 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna have them both < 1365943098 60245 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can either push list elem or insert list elem < 1365943099 212265 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf ++++[>++++<-]>+[>>++>+>+>++<[+++++<]<-]>>>++.>-.<++++..+++.>>--.++<<<.---->.--<[-.>] < 1365943099 406505 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello world! < 1365943117 983816 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. < 1365943118 216438 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1365943129 96405 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1365943136 817728 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that wasn't 0x2039 +s < 1365943139 366903 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happened < 1365943141 402350 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ bf +[.+] < 1365943146 223003 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf +[.+] < 1365943146 418446 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : . . !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~ ... < 1365943168 51418 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's quite the CTCP < 1365943185 612649 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :CTCP HI < 1365943227 803395 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :256=0? < 1365943250 809230 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It occurs to me that, in addition to bitcoin and the human body, I have no idea how the internet works < 1365943263 230901 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Taneb Trifecta. < 1365943284 416349 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, there are a lot of things that I have no idea how they work < 1365943284 882617 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sockets < 1365943297 814845 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I dunno how sockets work < 1365943302 889406 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'short const main[]={-14520,448,0,18432,-14393,1,0,-29368,3893,0,18432,-15673,14,0,1295,184,0,-15616,25928,27756,8303,28535,27762,8548,10};'>hello.c && gcc hello.c -o hello && hello < 1365943308 293687 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1365943323 207764 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you prove there are only 5 platonic solids < 1365943422 698367 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that makes sense < 1365943453 43372 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna make a lang called fuark < 1365943470 696332 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you prove that monoids are easy? < 1365943490 389601 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a brainfuck derivative, with varying numbers of a's r's and k's in fuark < 1365943504 199726 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuarkkk fuarrrk fuarrkkkkkkk < 1365943518 736134 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :better call it brainfuark < 1365943525 892707 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior, that sounds like an awful idea < 1365943536 65595 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it NEEDS to exist < 1365943542 612206 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it calls me < 1365943546 173189 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, consider the case where monoids aren't easy < 1365943556 268475 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: CLASSICALISMIST! < 1365943557 192592 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe only vary the k's < 1365943633 898972 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: INTUITIONISMIST! < 1365943675 347096 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, on another note, I think you may like this page from a recent Homestuck update: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008141 < 1365943686 570994 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb................................................................ < 1365943730 858777 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just click the link < 1365943740 397210 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does it say THE END with an arrow < 1365943745 361302 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a "this is not the end arrow" < 1365943772 317604 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nonetheless, I suspect `olist may be used properly before `slist is again < 1365943804 485528 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you even read `olist < 1365943811 939087 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I couldn't get into it < 1365943818 139500 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where did you start? < 1365943825 893838 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the beginning < 1365943831 893408 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1365943836 940093 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that's an OK place to start. < 1365943837 144305 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I stopped at some point when they were talking to some teenage orcs < 1365943839 533991 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where did you stop? < 1365943840 602407 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1365943852 412020 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, you should go past that. < 1365943880 886733 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't really get into the story until later. < 1365943962 280362 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also now that `slist is done what can you do? < 1365943978 73185 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Are you going to ICFP 2013? < 1365943998 101024 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's slightly outside my travel range < 1365944028 646450 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I get it, it's the end of Act 6 Act 5 < 1365944035 384107 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not the End end. < 1365944061 513221 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine a programming game that is also an mmo < 1365944061 902675 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: imo do it < 1365944080 776175 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, I will if you buy me plane ticketws < 1365944086 165723 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And also plane tickets < 1365944100 350625 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That will get me from Newcastle Airport to the airport closest to ICFP 2013 < 1365944113 292672 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And also a hotel room for the duration < 1365944184 902069 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if ICFP 2013 is held INSIDE NEWCASTLE AIRPOR? < 1365944186 5227 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :T < 1365944198 324466 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :THAT WOULD BE IDEAL < 1365944201 968466 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :COULD YOU ARRANGE THAT PLEASE < 1365944278 216426 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if the tickets were from London instead? < 1365944285 918405 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And also you bought them instead of me. < 1365944287 235248 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would not be so ideal < 1365944322 630116 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you've always wanted to go to Boston, right? < 1365944377 676459 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've always wanted to eat < 1365944378 536215 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1365944409 801351 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask mnoqy do you want go to boston and / or eat the bible < 1365944410 315119 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1365944430 302512 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's happening in Boston? < 1365944437 555895 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask mnoqy consider yourself warned the bible is not delicious so you better go to boston < 1365944438 68428 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1365944441 878780 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :impomatic: ICFP 2013 < 1365944445 869894 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll be in Boston tomorrow... < 1365944451 758026 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's in September. < 1365944466 518796 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, Boston MA! < 1365944476 862967 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :guess you'll have to stay there for half a year, impomatic < 1365944484 876459 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :impomatic: Who are you, anyway? < 1365944512 326937 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: http://about.me/john_metcalf < 1365944520 231767 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :impomatic: Bostom NA is the only Bostom < 1365944522 319698 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure how else to answer... < 1365944613 970505 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which Boston are you going to? < 1365944659 860315 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.115.210.249 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The original Boston! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston,_Lincolnshire < 1365944685 651110 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That URL would be better if it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston,_Lincolnshire < 1365945622 186586 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :impomatic, shachaf has security issues < 1365945636 345683 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I'm back < 1365945664 962714 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Back in Boston? < 1365945982 131219 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Back in the USSR < 1365946203 741594 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople JOIN :#esoteric < 1365946228 964565 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never been in the USSR. :-( < 1365946290 921139 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you < 1365946319 482125 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you < 1365946323 241289 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1031) in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you < 1365946347 832759 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365947124 115043 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1365947281 557490 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony JOIN :#esoteric < 1365947363 515733 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everyone's caught on to everything I do? OH NOEZ < 1365947679 459588 :ousia!~ousia@gateway/tor-sasl/ousia QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1365947679 787737 :DH____!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365947685 290557 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365947773 915946 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll have to start doing new stuff. < 1365947798 980637 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ThatOtherPerson, how did the UCC thing go? < 1365947831 594202 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: temporarily postponed, yet still in the back of my mind < 1365947841 597871 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about the Lisp implementation < 1365947855 534417 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :indefinite hiatus < 1365947870 396054 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about Python bindings for Galaxy? < 1365947876 797538 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :NIGHTMARES < 1365947915 933703 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: how's your dcpu emulator written in Haskell coming along? < 1365947933 508257 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I realised I need to learn how to do graphics programming first < 1365947949 947785 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1365948220 865291 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did fungot produce a CTCP  . . request/ < 1365948221 276023 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: hi everyone. i just came up: fnord/ fnord/ ed/ < 1365948331 672587 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: a Platonic solid is determined entirely by the number of edges each face has and the number of faces at each vertex. Prove that the only values that produce polyhedra are (3, 3), (3, 4), (3, 5), (4, 3), and (5, 3). < 1365948399 630405 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because ^J and ^M are filtered to . HTH HAND. < 1365948425 25605 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(One day I'll add the CTCP filter too.) < 1365949039 749212 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365949383 54861 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365949404 118606 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: cool! (re ECDSA timing attack) < 1365949432 342908 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :G'CALLISTER Keegan < 1365949648 208235 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b70ff.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1365949650 215289 :hagb4rd2!~perdito@koln-4db40826.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365950046 330054 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :unfortunately I don't know anything about elliptic curves or public key cryptography or maths :/ < 1365950050 569148 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i will learn! < 1365950062 940771 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: are you still doing the matasano crypto puzzles < 1365950096 165506 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love elliptic curves < 1365950107 171865 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. No, but I should. < 1365950136 775032 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I manage to get home and/or sleep today then hopefully I can do them today. < 1365950140 38447 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do they have puzzles about elliptic curves and things? < 1365950143 634823 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Topologically, an elliptic curve is a torus." dude < 1365950149 322073 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably, i haven't got to that yet < 1365950169 447644 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :still breaking bad uses of block ciphers < 1365950170 673597 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, topologically, a torus is a torus (I think) < 1365950176 406579 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :woah < 1365950181 705389 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is it, Taneb < 1365950218 378719 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :torus? they 'ardly touched us! < 1365950238 801506 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should see the other guy! < 1365950250 953882 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION will go try to sleep. . . < 1365950287 113802 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? torus < 1365950289 221492 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :torus? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365950566 400205 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So much for sleeping. < 1365950600 944470 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is sleep a torus < 1365950602 966783 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :stay tuned < 1365950616 682600 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople JOIN :#esoteric < 1365950625 84654 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run >wisdom/torus echo 'Topologically, a torus is a torus. Taneb invented them.' < 1365950628 363766 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365950633 892846 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run >wisdom/torus echo 'Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented them.' < 1365950637 513141 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365950652 668067 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shell redirection at the beginning of the command < 1365950658 418213 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so weird < 1365950681 960406 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? torus < 1365950683 667282 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented them. < 1365950689 281077 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh dear < 1365950697 35683 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? d-module < 1365950698 796367 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them. < 1365950745 675113 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run >>wisdom/d-module echo ' Possibly they are also a torus.' < 1365950749 292664 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365950755 320163 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? d-module < 1365950756 907058 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them. \ Possibly they are also a torus. < 1365950760 625335 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1365950768 74368 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :welp < 1365950774 257131 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1365950776 559526 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1365950777 543658 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Leave it alone, Phantom_Hoover. < 1365950779 371499 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's perfect. < 1365950790 671115 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-modules are not a torus. < 1365950816 2646 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :But is it... as perfect as a d-module? < 1365950821 268430 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh modules generalise abelian groups < 1365950828 993977 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and abelian groups are a torus < 1365950831 56963 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :q.e.d. < 1365950841 310604 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is a perfect... d-module! < 1365950847 275121 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ngevd-modules < 1365950853 243836 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :O: < 1365950857 833550 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :does the d in d-module stand for ngevd < 1365950860 235374 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet it does < 1365950926 940668 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would seem like you < 1365950927 248271 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :σχαφ < 1365950933 765949 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...it stands for "differential" < 1365950935 263117 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :'ve been quite busy, Taneb < 1365950943 348454 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, schaph? < 1365950955 667784 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :close enuf < 1365951004 801865 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: you should use /usr/bin/☭ to preprocess your ccc files < 1365951074 25385 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Module_(mathematics) < 1365951082 644463 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how they're not even trying to simplify it < 1365951083 176454 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Module_(mathematics) < 1365951100 523360 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%A0%CF%81%CF%8C%CF%84%CF%85%CF%80%CE%BF_(%CE%AC%CE%BB%CE%B3%CE%B5%CE%B2%CF%81%CE%B1) < 1365951107 172106 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365951107 366887 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%A0%CF%81%CF%8C%CF%84%CF%85%CF%80%CE%BF_(%CE%AC%CE%BB%CE%B3%CE%B5%CE%B2%CF%81%CE%B1) < 1365951126 24720 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :simple.wp is simple language not simplified ideas hth < 1365951134 11715 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :something something sapir-whorf < 1365951147 129779 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is an algebra mogul. < 1365951148 55180 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is 'generalisation' part of that language < 1365951152 162778 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because: i doubt it < 1365951168 230755 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because: < 1365951241 968661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help kmc is "playing the leave us hanging card" < 1365951325 796720 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gallantly rescues shachaf from hanging in the gallows < 1365951350 145771 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :It involves backflips somehow, I'm not quite sure why. < 1365951356 191849 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you fool < 1365951361 134784 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :now he's free to kill again < 1365951477 229340 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :free to k-line again < 1365951487 257976 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-192-197.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365951502 303000 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? atriq < 1365951502 579056 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365951504 201177 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :atriq or two < 1365951510 275735 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: of course not, we live in a universe where pirates don't do anything < 1365951529 2803 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :And they certainly don't pillage or plunder < 1365951543 842180 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-177-54.as13285.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1365951546 372855 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-192-197.as13285.net NICK :Taneb < 1365951725 210204 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt we teach HackEgo to mine bitcoins < 1365951756 574094 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople JOIN :#esoteric < 1365951770 821817 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :With a HackEgoMineProdder to make it keep going, to get around the timeouts? < 1365951780 647792 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: I meant what you're doing that has it come up. :-) < 1365951801 821893 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: experimenting with ideas to make (H)AMTs even more awesome in Haskell < 1365951808 882659 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :in ways that tibbe did not dream of < 1365951813 664126 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc we can't connect to the net with HackEgo < 1365951815 794976 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want a fucking AMT without the H < 1365951826 775168 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :does tibbe dream of HHAMTs < 1365951841 468545 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :my AMT is way simpler than his HAMT < 1365951844 467130 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-198-66.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365951845 948236 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :he has no fewer than five constructors on it < 1365951850 170121 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run wget www.google.com < 1365951851 345549 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine has one < 1365951854 650894 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1365951854 846104 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​--2013-04-14 15:04:13-- http://www.google.com/ \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK \ Length: unspecified [text/html] \ Saving to: `index.html' \ \ < 1365951858 224830 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is the non-Haskell world so hash-obsessed? < 1365951871 480583 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have one depressing theory shachaf < 1365951872 485813 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-197.as13285.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1365951874 962202 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-198-66.as13285.net NICK :Taneb < 1365951876 627526 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, hashing is a decent way to cram non-integer things into an AMT < 1365951879 252904 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1365951884 961645 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat index.html < 1365951885 621201 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I want the ordered properties < 1365951886 198277 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​_> < 1365952378 377870 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365952383 822959 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :we'll see if I'm full o' crap < 1365952401 615736 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365952410 210675 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. I seem to be unable to cross-compile boost for windows :( < 1365952483 216390 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma test < 1365952483 785757 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :test has a karma of -2 < 1365952486 147297 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :++test < 1365952488 472556 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma test < 1365952488 965275 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :test has a karma of -2 < 1365952510 990337 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow prefix ++ discrimination < 1365952557 491832 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's because prefix ++ is the devil < 1365952581 219335 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma + < 1365952581 606947 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ has a karma of 132 < 1365952590 979317 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++ < 1365952592 679055 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma-all < 1365952592 990387 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma + < 1365952593 305101 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "nobody" 2000 < 1365952593 500439 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "C/C" 442 < 1365952593 500603 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "(" 199 < 1365952593 500762 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "g" 135 < 1365952593 500861 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "+" 133 < 1365952595 269754 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2353 @more lines] < 1365952597 405745 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ has a karma of 133 < 1365952614 944097 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow "nobody" < 1365952625 431655 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma nobody < 1365952626 59971 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody has a karma of 2000 < 1365952626 836937 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :++ < 1365952630 245150 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma nobody < 1365952630 708975 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody has a karma of 2000 < 1365952636 310952 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm rip my theory < 1365952644 467903 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rip < 1365952651 786308 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma + < 1365952652 337856 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ has a karma of 133 < 1365952653 135979 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365952653 330784 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :++++ < 1365952654 922900 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma + < 1365952655 526962 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ has a karma of 133 < 1365952666 9320 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :C/C__ < 1365952674 789658 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :I fail at life -_- < 1365952681 53389 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365952705 876000 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: you finance people, always worrying about cash locality < 1365952724 252425 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1365952799 85443 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachash < 1365952854 811004 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sometimes I forget that people pronounce the "ch" as a "k" < 1365953020 540960 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: So are you coming to BayHac? < 1365953068 341291 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365953131 810461 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :/ʃakaf/ < 1365953147 350743 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@slap fizzie < 1365953147 889105 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION activates her slap-o-matic... < 1365953152 160976 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like how you can make any Haskell program into a one-liner < 1365953162 571542 :Mathnerd626!~quassel@palevsky-223-221.rh.uchicago.edu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365953185 80163 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :By removing all newlines and adding in ;{} in the right places < 1365953193 715474 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-198-66.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1365953197 712205 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about top level defintions? < 1365953217 16473 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Substituting in the bodies of those definitions might not work well when mixed with unsafePerformIO? < 1365953225 616730 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or can you do ;{} with those too? < 1365953240 738371 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can do literally everything with ;{}, Sgeo < 1365953260 357069 :atriq!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net NICK :Taneb < 1365953384 347804 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 388 + 15 < 1365953385 842513 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 403 < 1365953398 571160 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: yep < 1365953416 399535 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sqrt(тaneb) < 1365953416 831019 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1365953422 459696 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < 1365953427 682298 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot! stop it! < 1365953450 135468 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: all the whitespace-dependent syntax in Haskell is just sugar for punctuation < 1365953455 859917 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is a really important property imo < 1365953495 639053 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there exceptions? < 1365953499 703484 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're using CPP....... < 1365953514 154546 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Soviet Russia, CCCP uses you! < 1365953518 204225 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1365953545 433406 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, you already made that joke < 1365953562 250650 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: But kmc wasn't in that channel. < 1365953570 436030 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT I WAS < 1365953584 265771 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but you're invisible. < 1365953584 460734 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH NOEZ TANEB KNOWZ YER SECRET < 1365953614 534828 :Daniel!~chatzilla@cpe-72-227-147-188.nyc.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1365953617 575513 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :I feel a sudden desire to pretend to be ELIZA. < 1365953630 992206 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome Daniel < 1365953633 80109 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Daniel: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1365953638 701970 :Daniel!~chatzilla@cpe-72-227-147-188.nyc.res.rr.com NICK :Guest40453 < 1365953780 209818 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365953786 565543 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if there was a mmo game, a very cool one < 1365953823 12542 :Guest40453!~chatzilla@cpe-72-227-147-188.nyc.res.rr.com NICK :rottytooth < 1365953908 873536 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:36 what if there was a mmo game, a very cool one < 1365953909 123779 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:37 Yes, what if? < 1365953909 318641 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:38 but it'd be in a browser < 1365953909 318797 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:38 with node.js < 1365953912 518270 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: Please stop trolling #scheme < 1365953926 270513 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's you're definition of trolling < 1365953931 731173 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople JOIN :#esoteric < 1365953946 308731 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you think node.js cant handle mmos? < 1365953956 605845 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so who has ops in #esoteric < 1365953959 668706 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is shachaf in #scheme? < 1365953969 26858 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm scheming. < 1365953980 937871 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: oerjan and ais523 and fizzie(?) < 1365953995 849254 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and lament(who doesn't count; he can't even Cale) < 1365954025 932418 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and Aardappel(????????) < 1365954032 870233 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and freenode-staff < 1365954054 258464 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should get your freenode-staff buddy to beat up the ops < 1365954088 366384 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have something against Aardappel!? < 1365954090 902459 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know if cross-channel behaviour is sort of aggregatable, even if I'm on #scheme (not scheming, honest!) too. But it does sound kind of trolly. < 1365954116 329782 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :well GOMADWarrior has been trolling all channels < 1365954124 304283 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but maybe it's part of the esoteirc spirit < 1365954125 978010 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa dude < 1365954129 535574 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteirc < 1365954134 812420 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa < 1365954135 777827 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's our channel < 1365954147 872873 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs esoteirc < 1365954163 210076 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.13990 < 1365954169 406626 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastalogs < 1365954170 657479 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pastalogs: not found < 1365954184 476431 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zomg i invented esoteirc < 1365954193 674324 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: "u'll have to pay me royalties" < 1365954193 959176 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aardappel was here just the other day, the other day being the last of January of 2003. < 1365954266 342176 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, trolling other channels is a tradition < 1365954270 180636 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :with a long history < 1365954278 38413 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: THIS IS AN ESOTERIC IRC CHANNEL < 1365954281 815453 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :THEREFORE: ESOTEIRC < 1365954320 462449 :Mathnerd626!~quassel@palevsky-223-221.rh.uchicago.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1365954330 793151 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :When a nick expires and someone reregisters it, do they get to be op in all the places the nick was op before? < 1365954359 987942 :WeThePeople!~WeThePeop@unaffiliated/wethepeople QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365954372 873380 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh possible exploit! < 1365954463 721125 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A piece of string just came out of my mouth. :/ < 1365954532 353579 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :and here I thought everyone except Sgeo knew fairly well how to do the eating thing < 1365954554 783673 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They took out half (2/4) of my Wisdom Points -- in related news, I'm kinda even more stupid now -- and the other one was kind of deep, so they also sewed the hole shut; it's probably related. < 1365954585 688670 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's undefined! < 1365954589 461401 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ops < 1365954592 305957 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ops are attached to the account, not the nick < 1365954596 523298 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ops < 1365954680 979837 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, its undefined < 1365954734 355956 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1365954817 816941 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1365954833 729115 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :noooo ais523 come back your services are required < 1365954893 165331 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'you think node.js cant handle mmos?' is a pretty thing to say < 1365954934 964266 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :@protontorpedo < 1365954935 160141 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :smalltalk is oo < 1365954961 929961 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma test < 1365954962 124675 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :test has a karma of -2 < 1365954966 669329 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :(test++) < 1365954968 777491 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma test < 1365954968 985685 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :test has a karma of -2 < 1365954972 146006 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric ::< < 1365954977 138582 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma (test < 1365954977 334088 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(test has a karma of 0 < 1365954986 952908 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(test++ ) < 1365954990 958755 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma (test < 1365954991 155861 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(test has a karma of 1 < 1365954997 451004 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody does sectioning like that though < 1365954999 489908 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma xs < 1365954999 685289 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :xs has a karma of 0 < 1365955047 759728 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma @karma < 1365955047 954885 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : @karma has a karma of 1 < 1365955054 44263 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma++ < 1365955054 249797 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :usage @karma(+|-) nick < 1365955062 82928 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma(+|-) nick < 1365955062 277745 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1365955062 696959 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma @karma < 1365955062 890831 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : @karma has a karma of 1 < 1365955073 88676 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blah blah @karma++ blah. < 1365955075 572050 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365955081 347219 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma @karma < 1365955081 542074 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : @karma has a karma of 1 < 1365955086 286946 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma+ @karma < 1365955086 480668 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : @karma's karma raised to 2. < 1365955101 360642 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Karmakeddon. < 1365955103 85129 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma+ stop < 1365955103 279802 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop's karma raised to 1. < 1365955107 904110 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :please stop < 1365955121 362002 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric ::? < 1365955133 406640 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma- ⊥ < 1365955133 601317 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :⊥'s karma lowered to -1. < 1365955144 730741 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i agree with taneb < 1365955164 119219 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :but botspam < 1365955175 170291 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :bot(tom)spam < 1365955176 665925 :bengt_!weed@ya.lolk.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365955196 286351 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you ever considered that !!maybe!! botspam is obnoxious and not good < 1365955227 893467 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That maybe's on fire! < 1365955247 909492 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, but I generally try to avoid it < 1365955250 645953 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :/nick !!Sgeo!! < 1365955259 382321 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :error: maybe0 on fire?! < 1365955259 576819 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net NICK :SgeoOnFire < 1365955270 27104 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365955516 33960 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365955797 181462 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dtttF1ZH1r6fi0zo1_1280.jpg < 1365955957 375657 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tty < 1365955957 612701 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365955958 883643 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/dev/tty1 < 1365955970 918675 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365955988 745463 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`stty size < 1365955990 695178 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 0 < 1365956006 476383 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's pretty small. < 1365956111 529046 :bengt_!weed@ya.lolk.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1365956138 36659 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`stty speed < 1365956139 530865 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :38400 < 1365956150 681082 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Boooootspaaaaam.) < 1365956181 743416 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run stty -a | paste < 1365956187 921034 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.15286 < 1365956210 160654 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet #osdev has a lot of bootspam < 1365956223 611374 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of bots have they got? < 1365956229 895283 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :So elliott just set a new record for number of words used in a single utterance: three. < 1365956230 446746 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :"bet" ... it's probably pretty empty < 1365956233 895570 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least, as far as I can remember. < 1365956237 529180 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :He said, "more toes here". < 1365956274 920900 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure he knows that "more toes" is two words, though I'm not actually completely sure. < 1365956361 530450 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony JOIN :#esoteric < 1365956387 661180 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :This sentence came up when we were looking at a robotic dinosaur toy. I pointed at the toy's back right foot and said, "Here are his toes," and then he pointed at the back left foot and said, "Toes here." < 1365956423 953256 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I pointed at its back right foot again and said, "He has more toes over here," and then he pointed at front left foot and said, "More toes here." < 1365956466 354182 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run who < 1365956467 862953 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365956488 894359 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry for the botspam < 1365956493 987736 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: is that elliott elliott or another elliott? < 1365956501 835735 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott elliott, of course. < 1365956513 393370 :tswett!~quassel@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's my now-toddler nephew. < 1365956606 912936 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: I was hoping they had some kind of an operating system development bot. < 1365956676 106465 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe a bot that writes operating systems < 1365956719 578161 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365956799 396798 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what do you think about all the botspam? < 1365956800 110279 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: hrm... i think it's somewhat nebulous. it is a p with a too short attention span... i'll try again from scratch! :) but chicken is free as in beer) < 1365956835 630500 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, somewhat nebulous, but chicken is free < 1365956857 884612 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Stop sounding that nebulous. < 1365956858 412687 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: yeah, that occurred to me yesterday with a fnord to feed the cat. i'm sure. but you have to convert... < 1365956865 841734 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scary. < 1365956907 305048 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: don't feed the cat with fnords < 1365956907 728426 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: which if you is convincing which part of the language is named after the type of the continuation < 1365957116 981016 :bdh-khumreyo!utrukson@CPE78cd8ed421a8-CM78cd8ed421a5.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1365957600 697760 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365957616 902506 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lisp-like syntax ;_; < 1365957668 16377 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :;__; < 1365957670 640955 :Lumpio-!~matti@89-166-34-164.bb.dnainternet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :lisp yde < 1365957729 159625 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: an insightful and original observation < 1365957734 544204 :nollapiste!~ared@host53-186-dynamic.4-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1365958677 585167 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so why is GOMADWarrior still here < 1365958685 914224 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: hi can you fix this < 1365958729 767822 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is ais not here < 1365958731 583040 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt a monopoly on the legitimate use of coërcive force < 1365958737 686077 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do we only have one op who ever bans trolls < 1365958776 502228 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1365958782 776348 :ared_!~ared@host196-174-dynamic.9-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1365958796 41605 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: re: I don't know if cross-channel behaviour is sort of aggregatable, even if I'm on #scheme (not scheming, honest!) too. But it does sound kind of trolly. < 1365958799 602775 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365958811 686343 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: there is also the part where he is telling us about which channels he plans to troll next and then spinning that out into more bullshit < 1365958947 761492 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1365958956 600673 :nollapiste!~ared@host53-186-dynamic.4-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1365959022 99454 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi mnoqy < 1365959027 184737 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1365959066 992850 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's get a direct answer < 1365959072 867055 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOMADWarrior: why are you here < 1365959084 553011 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think we already asked that one < 1365959108 762319 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you guys only complain about things i post on other channels < 1365959113 364614 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I even contributed to the wiki < 1365959120 472134 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;_; < 1365959135 810195 :Bike_!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365959157 450969 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Magic < 1365959158 381179 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can complain about that lisp syntax comment you made in here < 1365959163 291310 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :would that make you happy < 1365959181 375286 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you dont like lisp? < 1365959232 77010 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1365959233 945365 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"lisp" is fine… < 1365959234 252371 :Bike_!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1365959271 341450 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could complain about all the bad suggestions for esolangs that you made and how you badgered us to talk about them when really they were not interesting at all < 1365959291 930509 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get it < 1365959294 844917 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are we talking to this person seriously < 1365959310 656296 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :as if they are actually here to do anything other than fill some kind of pathetic hole with mildly irritating about 50 people because they have nothing better to do < 1365959314 226116 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just making small talk until a mod shows up... < 1365959316 772219 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which i mean is clearly working regardless, but < 1365959331 675580 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: you seem to be operating under the assumption that trolls get banned from #esoteric :P < 1365959350 895270 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's happened before! < 1365959356 764375 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only like to imagine languages < 1365959375 62862 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes I miss < 1365959382 748592 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think every time a troll who isn't just like blatantly flooding has been banned it has involved pestering ops for a very long time < 1365959407 843439 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :plz, I'm already banned from 4chan < 1365959412 355613 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not another ban < 1365959413 727858 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1365959414 709322 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :-roll- < 1365959421 219790 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION applauds < 1365959437 552593 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365959441 946428 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was a good one < 1365959447 43476 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i'm just going to dive into my special little world where this is no person. thank goodness for /ignore < 1365959465 274939 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: how loud do i have to make these pings for you to start being here < 1365959465 604082 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :here is no-where < 1365959469 790629 :ared_!~ared@host196-174-dynamic.9-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it QUIT :Quit: Sto andando via < 1365959476 19833 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING < 1365959478 451217 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FIZZIE < 1365959493 371843 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's great how I is an entirely blank double wide cell in my terminal < 1365959495 126644 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :great font < 1365959567 888914 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fzze < 1365959591 181048 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :f-zz-e < 1365959649 52797 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I kinda-sorta don't like the idea of bannery just on grounds of other-channel stuff and the bad-languages-and-ordering-people-to-talk stupidity that did happen quite a while ago, but sure, if that's the consensus and there's nobody objecting... < 1365959651 603237 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this hardly seems fizzy at all. < 1365959670 894502 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i don't really care about the bad languages < 1365959675 485704 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i do care about: < 1365959683 822935 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :16:38:46 what's you're definition of trolling < 1365959685 196230 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :16:39:06 you think node.js cant handle mmos? < 1365959690 668564 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1365959695 549824 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and uh < 1365959697 680643 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :other stuff im too lazy to find < 1365959734 871107 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:19:11 arrays are superior to linked lists < 1365959735 767435 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:19:36 they are the ultimate data structure < 1365959737 153069 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like this say < 1365959741 363258 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps is he banned yet i am in backscroll < 1365959765 576547 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are we sure this is a so-called “trolling„ < 1365959771 206033 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:41:48 i'm not always a troll < 1365959771 400632 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:42:25 a language means a lot < 1365959771 400803 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:48:25 i'll ask it in scheme < 1365959771 400907 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:49:07 GOMADWarrior: Please don't. < 1365959771 401008 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:49:33 i'll just ask what are the advantages of lisp < 1365959773 708855 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:49:49 cuz im a noob wanting to learn my first language < 1365959776 220278 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:51:59 no one on scheme :( < 1365959778 727474 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:52:13 20:50 anyone here? < 1365959781 235615 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :04:53:03 GOMADWarrior: no trolling of #scheme < 1365959783 752647 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:02:04 21:01 :P < 1365959786 259112 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:02:04 21:01 someone recommended me scheme for AI < 1365959788 796582 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:02:07 GOMADWarrior: Stop it. < 1365959789 302276 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like idolatry except with idiots < 1365959791 239108 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lastlog is a great tool < 1365959802 307214 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose my trolling threshold is just abnormally high. But I guess I'm not hearing any dissenting voices, and it's not like any of this matters a bit. < 1365959811 841628 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Assuming I can manage the switches of this great IRC engine. < 1365959817 503123 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo op me and i'll handle it < 1365959820 741437 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365959827 807015 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +o :fizzie > 1365959827 829221 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365959842 340359 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie MODE #esoteric +b :*!*@189.34.44.144 > 1365959842 362933 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365959846 519831 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :30 years experience with irc, using irc clients < 1365959851 234769 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie KICK #esoteric GOMADWarrior :GOMADWarrior < 1365959853 894397 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :irc most valued professional < 1365959857 439323 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie MODE #esoteric -o :fizzie > 1365959857 462146 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365959862 257299 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :administrator of highly esteemed website ''Esolang`` < 1365959867 470811 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :a fish on weekends < 1365959880 71211 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know about these new-fangled IRC networks with "services", it all seems so strange to me. < 1365959893 298533 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're going to take that other matter up with the Cabal. < 1365959908 811306 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thizzie < 1365959915 823674 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ / have to / except in the version of sed that replaces the right thing. < 1365959920 745859 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I call it amb-sed.) < 1365959948 85215 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my campaign speech: if i am opped i will voice Gregor whenever necessary < 1365959969 40018 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if im opped i will deop myself because i cant handle power < 1365959973 167855 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i vote elliott < 1365959978 383755 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1365959987 183245 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, what does 'necessary' mean in this situation < 1365959993 618631 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it had better mean 'always' < 1365959995 665206 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is always necessary that I be +v-o < 1365960004 271617 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: let's put it this way < 1365960009 701960 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I'm opped, prior experience demonstrates that I will ban kmc because I cannot bear bears. < 1365960013 756979 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is a good thing < 1365960018 616309 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously. < 1365960019 502600 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if Gregor was always voiced, we would have no way of knowing just how important Gregor being voiced is < 1365960025 600271 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you must have darkness to have light < 1365960029 21871 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +v :Gregor > 1365960029 44458 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365960037 763883 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :here is a preliminary plan: I may set up a client script to voice Gregor at random intervals < 1365960038 387794 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gasps < 1365960040 785152 :fftw!~fastest@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix: */ i.10 < 1365960043 892696 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thing is, we can't be sure who did it. < 1365960049 738432 :fftw!~fastest@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :jconn: */ i.10 < 1365960050 83647 :jconn!~username@la-pinta.la.net.ua PRIVMSG #esoteric :fftw: 0 < 1365960054 368366 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that the kind of guarantee you can appreciate < 1365960063 981723 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, but we have lived in the darkness so long < 1365960065 631715 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i promise justful uncertainty and benign chaos < 1365960072 408011 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :when will there be a light < 1365960080 739755 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: now ^ < 1365960090 112837 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not saying that was my divinew ork < 1365960091 314684 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: is voiced. < 1365960093 712809 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that was my divine work, vote for me < 1365960095 276148 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can see forever < 1365960120 127381 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I feel like a whole new Gregor. < 1365960129 106992 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does it mean that someone is voiced? < 1365960139 937076 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: Unless the channel is +m, nothing. < 1365960141 344993 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: it means everything in the world < 1365960147 486151 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means Gregor gets a + in front of his name for instance < 1365960152 497478 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means innovation < 1365960154 316476 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PART :#esoteric < 1365960158 134742 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means hope for the future < 1365960163 122244 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365960163 686073 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: It means that Gregor can voice anyone he wants < 1365960166 36403 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Voicing might also give an exemption for +q. < 1365960176 14591 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means a new age, one which celebrates craftsmanship and that other thing kmc likes to mock < 1365960180 195207 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ThatOtherPerson: um no lies please < 1365960182 239019 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes we can (voice Gregor) < 1365960189 583609 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: people and/or concepts < 1365960191 267608 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: no lie, it's the truth < 1365960197 69497 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stands proudly, shining the little '+' button on his tunic. < 1365960199 291931 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: try voicing mnoqy < 1365960207 68632 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :woah now < 1365960214 666630 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ThatOtherPerson: Yeah, only ops can +v. < 1365960215 428325 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :voices can't voice other voices < 1365960219 140003 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :moron < 1365960222 469502 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need an op who KNOWS this stuff!!!! < 1365960223 101160 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about................................. half-ops < 1365960224 851740 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: rude!!!! < 1365960228 104782 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: i am firm < 1365960228 855646 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but just < 1365960240 347864 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I am voiced on another channel and I can voice anyone I like < 1365960246 921981 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure it's on freenode < 1365960250 636299 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure you're not half-opped..... < 1365960252 806344 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, but that might be because of ChanServ < 1365960263 681007 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, I have +v in ChanServ < 1365960264 731431 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably you actually have op rights and have to voice thru chanserv < 1365960267 385646 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something < 1365960285 64215 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or weird privilege level-messing < 1365960285 258631 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, if you have +v in chanserv you can voice people through chanserv < 1365960289 207628 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've done that thing before < 1365960293 546757 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ages ago < 1365960303 738019 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I think the timing attack is basically just "well normally the classic timing attack takes advantage of the 'double and add' modular exponentiation algorithm, which is really vulnerable, but this one doesn't use that. but it still has the weakness that it ignores the first N zero bits of one of the numbers to be multiplied, which is a wonderful speed shortcut, but has a side effect of, erm, telling us how many zeroes there are < 1365960306 856401 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :channel where everyone gets voice? channel where everyone gets op? it can happen < 1365960318 199760 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :#botwar < 1365960318 394408 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: ok < 1365960335 684205 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: I heard about a timing attack that exploited the fact that an IDIV instruction takes a variable amount of time < 1365960335 878626 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone is +o in #botwar < 1365960344 839236 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :channels were everyone is voiced/opped are weird < 1365960349 810051 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially if it's the former & there's no +m < 1365960350 865804 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so even if you have no data-dependent control flow or memory accesses, you can get owned :/ < 1365960354 182662 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to the documentation, +v does exempt you from the "can't speak, can't change nicks on-channel" limitations of +b. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch that also applied to +q. < 1365960371 52204 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: if I am opped I promise to +q Gregor for science. < 1365960386 76918 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: oh gosh, wow < 1365960386 271380 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm on quite a few channels where everyone is +o on the IRCnet side, but that's just practical. < 1365960388 548560 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ruh roh < 1365960391 272359 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that reminds me of the AES cache timing attack < 1365960393 985618 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will divert funding from the overfunded #esoteric military to this noble research < 1365960408 21255 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is IDIV actually variable time nowadays? geez I didn't think that was still true < 1365960417 190845 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fucking peaceniks. < 1365960417 694801 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't the #esoteric military the ops < 1365960420 544681 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: timing attacks that depend on algorithms used in the CPU itself? < 1365960423 826256 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's great < 1365960456 563100 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: maybe it's not anymore < 1365960469 976436 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if EC2's hypervisor has any mitigations against cross-VM cache side channels < 1365960490 305359 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well nowadays I think they just avoid table-based implementations? < 1365960514 673108 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://shiftleft.org/papers/vector_aes/vector_aes.pdf <-- SSSE3 and altivec can be used to implement a shuffle-based AES that never touches a table < 1365960535 681635 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(nevermind, like, AES-NI) < 1365960626 938768 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~hovav/dist/aes_cache.pdf oh this looks cool < 1365960634 288121 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://cr.yp.to/antiforgery/cachetiming-20050414.pdf < 1365960648 643565 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This paper reports successful extraction of a complete AES key from a network < 1365960649 832115 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :server on another computer. < 1365960679 22220 :ThatOtherPerson!~ThatOther@unaffiliated/thatotherpersony QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365960948 764095 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1365961332 368424 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The BBC News UK news page seems to imply that Andrew Marr and Margaret Thatcher were students at the London School of Economics who were used by the BBC as human shields. < 1365961347 253309 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Andrew Marr barely survived, Thatcher wasn't so lucky < 1365961523 309162 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@marr < 1365961523 503544 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: arr yarr < 1365961553 217933 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@yarp < 1365961553 412281 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where d' all t' pirates come from? < 1365961553 412451 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Great Yarrmouth! < 1365961717 860463 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@narp < 1365961718 92518 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: arr map part yarr < 1365962324 324146 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just learned the other day that Euler was born the same day (day-of-the-year, that is; not quite the very same day) as I. That's kind of nifty. I mean... Euler! < 1365962338 936501 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also Kim Il-Sung.) < 1365962344 471374 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/S/s/ < 1365962348 222307 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That's a snake.) < 1365962466 58876 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kim Il-fizzie Euler < 1365962489 766899 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I share a birthday with Tim McIlrath < 1365962507 392335 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if there were any interesting people on my birthday... < 1365962516 133862 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Almost certainly < 1365962521 991729 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: I would wager a guess most days have at least a couple. < 1365962535 642 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia's "Month Numberofday" page is very good at finding them. < 1365962540 37593 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I was using that < 1365962546 951193 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't find anyone I recogni---- !!! < 1365962551 502818 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Miyazayki *_* < 1365962555 275400 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There you go. < 1365962556 952476 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :^Miyazaki < 1365962558 293794 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :* < 1365962561 975962 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, birthday paradox. < 1365962564 190666 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Titanic also sunk on "my" day.) < 1365962584 270571 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: was Euler born back when they used the Julian calendar? < 1365962588 626423 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i vote to op mnoqy < 1365962593 63805 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are we still voting < 1365962602 631591 :Jafet!~Jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know that Jesus supposedly had the same birthday as Newton? Well, that's what some people say. < 1365962608 802569 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: 1707. < 1365962622 244731 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :only miyazaki :< I guess I can go with that :3 < 1365962790 535807 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: "Adoption in Europe" subsection of the "Gregorian calendar" page is not all that easy to skim, but I guess 1707 makes it a "maybe not". < 1365962801 612836 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a nice way to look these things up < 1365962804 508738 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(since i am lazy) < 1365962835 21645 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: wikipedia's article on your birthdate. < 1365962853 904445 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good idea < 1365962868 296243 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliott's+birthday < 1365962872 535947 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you believe they don't even have one < 1365962905 891591 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1365962909 202767 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i have a respectable list < 1365962914 601486 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: I've heard that also post-birth events (and not just births) count, so you've got the discovery of Eris (the planet, that is), too. < 1365962925 566973 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually it is a pretty gigantic list < 1365962935 158796 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you mean the dwarf planet < 1365962950 601863 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1365962955 34776 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant to write that. < 1365963024 569607 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365963034 734676 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1365963062 602388 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@karma recogni-- < 1365963063 51424 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :recogni-- has a karma of -1 < 1365963065 585788 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :shameful < 1365963075 560507 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :recogni++ < 1365963113 351092 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: did you invent the Gregorian calendar < 1365963228 85757 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I was born on Thursday. < 1365963246 606962 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What exciting things happened on Thursday? < 1365963251 444160 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: When I have +v, I did. < 1365963255 889175 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Without +v, I did not. < 1365963286 260350 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1365963290 672288 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :right now you seem to have +Gregor < 1365963294 126401 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is thta like +v < 1365963321 770879 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the representation of +v, yes. < 1365963341 898423 :Bike_!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365963367 537726 :Bike!~Glossina@63-229-135-90.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1365963372 29127 :Bike_!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1365963544 809775 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Quit: cya later < 1365963650 854358 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: (Also Umberto Eco and Marilyn Manson are kind of "household names" too, on the list with Miyazaki, if maybe not all that exciting... (But you did say "recognize". (Well, "recogni----".))) < 1365963669 346154 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lisp-like syntax ;_; < 1365963680 339 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, Thursday!? < 1365963684 878595 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the same day I was born on! < 1365963691 478525 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: But that's TROLLING. < 1365963696 748463 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: let's be birthday buddies < 1365963700 91252 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o < 1365963700 285871 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1365963709 791825 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :who else wants to be my birthday buddy < 1365963737 561899 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're my birthday buddy iff you were born on a day that whose name ends in a y < 1365963738 964744 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :7 hours after I was born, there was a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN in South America < 1365963757 891978 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Better than a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART, I guess. < 1365963776 1024 :SgeoOnFire!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aren't total eclipses not that rare? Maybe every two or three years? < 1365963790 677218 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :when i was born there was a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART of every humanoid within a radius of 2,500 km < 1365963795 376301 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :SgeoOnFire, even less rare than that < 1365963835 364075 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're kind of rare if you pick a random spot on the Earth, though. < 1365963837 242953 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are 2 to 5 every year, I think < 1365963871 790056 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember really vaguely seeing the recent-ish one that you could see in Finland. < 1365963890 652999 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I didn't recognize Umberto, I did find manson though < 1365963904 853082 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :though I'm not sure he's exactly someone I'd want to be compared to -_- < 1365963911 55372 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It was in 1990.) < 1365963993 468301 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :together we can take it to the end of the line, your love is like a shadow on me all of the tiiiime~ < 1365964003 522405 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently the ones visible (as in, the umbra passes over) in Finland in the 1900s have been in 1914, 1927, 1945 and 1990. < 1365964022 954998 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, this is not the biggest place. < 1365964054 55664 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the next one will be in 2126, when I probably won't be around to see it. < 1365964087 136352 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though there's an annular one in 2039. Maybe I should put in a calendar reminder.) < 1365964087 330575 :SgeoOnFire!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hopes fizzie is wrong < 1365964140 707429 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie will remain motionless, unable to speak or breathe under his own power, on life support, until 2126 to see the eclipse < 1365964152 916138 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION listens to that song again < 1365964160 9499 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's certainly the best-case possibility. < 1365964309 636619 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :[Looking at my "Events" list] "1955 – McDonald's restaurant dates its founding to the opening of a franchised restaurant by Ray Kroc, in Des Plaines, Illinois" well that's certainly something to be proud of. < 1365964433 489426 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everyone's personally responsible for everything on their birthdate's Wikipedia page, right? < 1365964445 634542 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1365964514 330470 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know wikipedia has two article: [[bath fizzie]](redirects to [[bath bomb]]) and [[bath fizzies]] < 1365964532 210558 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet these have never heard of each other < 1365964575 556761 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Bath fizzies are material products designed to effervesce in personal bath water." "A bath bomb is a hard-packed mixture of chemicals which effervesces when wet" I'm sure they're two entirely different things. < 1365964594 243554 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only one of them has an article image, though. < 1365964595 969337 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :WELL AREN'T WE UNBIASED < 1365964606 445072 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The shorter one is not a stub. < 1365964618 526861 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt bath salts < 1365964634 117721 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt bath insults < 1365964656 741530 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"C5H7O5COOH + NaHCO3 → C5H7O5COO-Na+ + H2O + CO2" I'm sure that's *exactly* someone who looks up Wikipedia for "bath fizzie" was looking for. < 1365964696 546606 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The difference between other bath bombs and Japanese bath bombs is that when the ball is fully dissolved, a small object is revealed. This is usually a figure. < 1365964702 845765 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, maybe Japanese people were on that page. < 1365964706 135974 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looking for figures. < 1365964712 248843 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are many anime bath balls in Japan. < 1365964770 603591 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Those LUSH things pictured in the article illustration leave quite a mess behind, too. No figures, though. < 1365964810 537766 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In principle a fizzie could release phosphoric anhydride gas --" yeah, I could, but I don't *want* to. < 1365964854 410690 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :On my birthday minus a few years they detonated a bomb over Hiroshima ._. < 1365964867 323733 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The bubbles from a fizzie tend to nucleate on and thereby tickle the bather under the water. < 1365964924 109897 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the complicated analysis of bubbles. < 1365965013 773647 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a type of bubble bath if you just consider there being bubbles within the water, but "should -- be distinguished" from stuff that produces bubbles on top of the water, also called bubble baths, since a true fizzie involves bubbles under the water. (These are deep waters.) < 1365965074 354907 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :But are you a true fizzie? < 1365965109 666209 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you sink me, I'm sure I'd produce a few bubbles before drowning. < 1365965118 468552 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Underwater bubbles, that is. < 1365966010 949678 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365966276 71755 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1365966623 669769 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :all this talk of bubbles makes me want to check the bitcoin markets again < 1365966688 701208 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, it's still inflating, I think < 1365966978 10658 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bitcoinity.org/markets < 1365966998 714034 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the price has been hanging around $100 since the crash from ~$260 a few days ago < 1365967000 178933 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this looks DISAPPOINTINGLY STABLE < 1365967035 253126 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You look disappointingly stable. < 1365967083 787283 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :your mum is disappointingly stable < 1365967103 709432 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww, that one guy isn't occasionally buying at $190 still < 1365967125 570522 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1365967173 88221 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, can you quickly comment on the cot-caught merger? < 1365967213 353529 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1365967225 905101 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay < 1365967238 237465 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1365967271 111932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote INVISIBLE < 1365967273 838688 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :37) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. \ 1023) "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.) < 1365967289 80862 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :MEANWHILE IN /R/BITCOIN: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1cbvgo/if_a_prostitute_accepted_btc_is_it_still/c9ezyen < 1365967335 596104 :GOMADWarrior!~Regis@189.34.44.144 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1365967352 347179 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover, do you subscribe to /r/bitcoin purely for entertainment value? < 1365967365 831313 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't subscribe to things < 1365967374 26174 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yes < 1365967384 683756 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems like half schadenfreude half masochism <.<> < 1365967412 729532 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jesus christ, what. < 1365967490 349730 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmm, the Pez store has free shipping on orders of $100 or more... < 1365967498 909541 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, 20lbs of Pez. < 1365967504 7255 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do it. < 1365967505 458764 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like... an excellent idea. < 1365967505 653452 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, what about the Fez store < 1365967511 991284 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Not as tasty. < 1365967517 3854 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :better waste of money than libc.so for sure < 1365967520 726185 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor, but think about it! < 1365967536 934447 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: :( < 1365967540 667852 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A fez lasts a lot longer! < 1365967569 231545 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Not as tasty. < 1365967569 461197 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1365967579 26768 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can wear one on your head! < 1365967587 77096 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can wear Pez on your head. < 1365967593 71729 :Gregor!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know if I'd recommend it... < 1365967600 515986 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=57260.0 jis this a joke i can't tell help < 1365967602 963107 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can make underwear out of Pez. ...or so I've heard... < 1365967604 439365 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pez or Fez, what's the difference. < 1365967604 912708 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1365967610 470868 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages < 1365967611 70285 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb said 10h 34m 45s ago: thank you for that advice. I had been doing this wrong the whole time. < 1365967613 455763 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can wear a Fez on your head and still have a successful career as a comedian/magician! < 1365967618 80611 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just kidding, it is a great idea! And, it looks like the perfect platform for regular noobs too, with a little rebranding < 1365967621 83692 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having an iFail app is a big plus for noob cred. < 1365967626 691664 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan:: how're the logs? < 1365967643 553981 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i dunno yet < 1365967661 28737 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: They're going to be... bubbly... < 1365967663 35820 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike, i saw that and i think my brain tried to save me < 1365967673 927189 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: ah < 1365967685 623734 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: (Only the very late bits.) < 1365967805 368494 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, to sorta-resurrect an earlier topic, whose idea it was to make the Sun and the Moon have apparent sizes that are a) so close to each other, and b) vary so that sometimes one's bigger, and sometimes the other. < 1365967830 45059 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :god, duh < 1365967861 573721 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, that was me, sorry. < 1365967870 423124 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: hm interestingly the moon is gradually receding (but afaik the sun isn't) so this only holds true during our part of earth's history < 1365967874 557953 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Well, okay... just don't do it again! < 1365967880 455747 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seemed like a good idea at the time :/ < 1365967896 504195 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait, the sun may also be growing larger, maybe that balances out. not that we'll know before our oceans boil away. < 1365967936 326351 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i suppose the sun is probably also receding but much slower < 1365967953 578447 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(not that the moon is in a hurry either) < 1365967979 986501 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...someone other than me gave Gregor a channel bit? < 1365968000 229154 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb made me do it. < 1365968009 928103 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, I mean, I didn't do it. < 1365968020 357403 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps ChanServ just sometimes spontaneously voices people? < 1365968045 79025 :DHeadshot!~DH____@unaffiliated/dh----/x-6288474 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365968074 770677 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +v :oerjan > 1365968074 791549 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365968078 744679 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look, it happened again! < 1365968088 169780 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That rascally service. < 1365968162 101454 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fancy < 1365968195 172074 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, do you speak for God now < 1365968214 577429 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: psst, chanserv is a snitch btw < 1365968224 583908 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I was kind of afraid of that. :/ < 1365968237 420777 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo oerjan shouldn't have voice < 1365968254 55157 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: duh, i always do that. now if he'd only _agree_ with me... < 1365968323 140121 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i think i've bitched about that before. < 1365968407 601289 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :noted < 1365968420 662508 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :metørjan < 1365968650 994863 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can anyone point me to concurrent programming exercises? No tutorial or anything necessary < 1365968671 46043 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to write code that uses STM and don't have any ideas for something of my own < 1365968690 513626 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PART #esoteric :"Leaving" < 1365968695 345760 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365968700 625510 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have GOT to stop doing that < 1365968716 721561 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Concurrency isn't necessarily STM? < 1365969160 103106 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-133-128.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1365969496 20487 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365969642 351690 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you think it was necessarily someone's idea to make the Sun and Moon have similar apparent sizes? < 1365969827 532165 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1365969910 235808 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :How else would they have ended up that way? It's just like finding a watch. < 1365969995 869139 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want an answer, perhaps the only answer that can be said, would be, God. < 1365970112 761698 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How is it like finding a watch? < 1365970135 291230 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a reference to the Watchmaker argument. < 1365970172 584583 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1365970179 246431 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But surely the similar apparent sizes of the Sun and Moon is not as complicated as a watch! < 1365970179 441484 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's designers all the way down. < 1365970378 346267 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Taneb left < 1365970395 999689 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: maybe the astrological possibility of eclipses was essential to the evolution of humanity hth < 1365970397 665340 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was going to say that you can use STM without any concurrency whatsoever, although it wouldn't be very useful < 1365970424 949955 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: i think he meant the converse. < 1365970449 276880 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: i have the vague impression some people use STM and TVars rather than IORefs on principle, even if not using concurrency? < 1365970454 616072 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I know that too < 1365970468 602508 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could use the actor model or locking < 1365970472 291934 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe; well, eclipses do add something, at least. < 1365970486 912987 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Principle of what? < 1365970501 557333 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.112 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1365970510 140375 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If I ever want to make this concurrent, it will be easier"? < 1365970519 404595 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: presumably < 1365970589 284940 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Talking of something completely different, I should see what strict IO in Haskell is like < 1365970622 641382 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: the basics are pretty similar to in ordinary imperative languages < 1365970656 741985 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then there is also stuff like strict Bytestring and Text < 1365970680 429683 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which have all sorts of fusion stuff in addition, i think < 1365970712 403287 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if opped I promise to de-voice oerjan. < 1365970718 728492 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :only Gregor shall be voiced. < 1365970727 833619 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If opped I will deop myself. < 1365970737 929702 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: are you saying my impression of ByteString and Text are bullshit? < 1365970741 666899 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But first I'd deop elliott. < 1365970744 313020 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+s < 1365970750 637845 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i have not read a thing. < 1365970758 102991 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i am just continuing my ophood campaign from earlier. < 1365970787 765728 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: huh apparently i cannot devoice myself without opping first < 1365970815 751225 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I can think of a good person to op for that duty. < 1365970817 695538 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric -v :oerjan > 1365970817 794552 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365970826 143722 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or that. < 1365970829 352279 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks chanserv < 1365970830 298260 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :not acceptable < 1365970866 926014 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess if the channel is bubbly already... < 1365970881 546198 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +o :elliott > 1365970881 567129 NAMES :#esoteric < 1365970903 636251 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god. < 1365970909 992789 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: BAD MOVE? < 1365970910 186762 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am maintaining Gregor's optimal voice status as we speak. < 1365970910 425109 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everybody hit the fucking deck < 1365970925 797386 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION dives under glogbot  < 1365970930 522684 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, i'm going to be boringly responsible so i end up on the chanserv access list. *that* is when the fun begins < 1365970942 892426 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh god oh god oh god it's planning < 1365970947 711632 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: hey now come on. < 1365970952 320815 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't be worse than lament. < 1365970954 54360 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hey guys what's-- why the fuck is elliott an op < 1365970958 926057 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay that's true < 1365970963 668204 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but was lament an op?? < 1365970965 409300 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :checkmate < 1365970967 636491 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament... < 1365970968 112737 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365970969 230521 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is an op < 1365970976 313446 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1365970976 993086 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he was an op in 2002 dude < 1365970977 242664 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1365970982 479626 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's been there since the beginning < 1365970987 841893 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I was even alive in 2002. < 1365970990 790483 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think he was listed as founder for a while? < 1365970995 574010 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :has famously used his op powers for: banning himself, banning someone else?, idk what else < 1365971015 477384 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Banning yourself isn't a bad thing < 1365971017 408504 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: unbanning dbelange < 1365971039 706329 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes < 1365971072 492442 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: you are < 11? < 1365971081 154394 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes that is the case < 1365971087 385194 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bike is 2 years old < 1365971090 925808 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :surprisingly mature for their age, these bicycles < 1365971139 288478 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA1vZ8wJTys < 1365971148 239358 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: They don't have to be the *same* size for eclipses, you could've just made a clearly bigger moon. < 1365971161 693124 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: for eclipses both ways < 1365971169 781524 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait < 1365971176 467253 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365971191 826499 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm wait how _does_ that work < 1365971206 647685 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :The moon used to be closer < 1365971212 418577 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :moving the moon further away allows lunar eclipses at a larger size < 1365971223 647026 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now it's at the distance where it sometimes will cover the sun completely during an eclipse, and sometimes won't < 1365971225 494128 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or does it < 1365971227 490350 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the moon's just afraid of comitment < 1365971235 55701 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eventually, we will never get another full eclipse again < 1365971256 165023 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well then we can just move to the moon < 1365971280 702434 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Making the planet bigger also allows for big-moon lunar eclipses, and doesn't alter the apparent sizes of the star and the moon. < 1365971309 768839 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, the current state of things did help validate relativity and help us study the solar corona < 1365971335 709178 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: Yes but it's an annoyingly coincidental state. < 1365971346 347038 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i am just suddenly wondering if you can have both lunar and solar eclipses without being close to the limit for either < 1365971354 672301 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+total < 1365971383 23815 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365971383 385652 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if the moon is close to the planet, then you'll easily have both < 1365971385 78643 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can < 1365971394 246048 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: hm true < 1365971401 421030 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lunar eclipses are dependent on the size of the planet < 1365971403 75529 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: make it exiting in here and bring back GOMADWarrior < 1365971405 88452 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I would think you could make an (well, within limits) arbitrarily big moon, and the planet to shadow it. < 1365971408 233253 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Assuming the planet is bigger than the moon, which does tend to be the case =P < 1365971418 921793 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nonono < 1365971428 360588 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: when are you going to op me < 1365971454 115098 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if you get full solar eclipses on the edge of Jupiter's atmosphere < 1365971460 242461 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the planet needs to be bigger than the /star/ (i mean angularly obviously) < 1365971462 89714 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i'm betting on something involving the mantle freezing < 1365971466 134927 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: And since we now know about those things that you say it was useful for, we might as well get rid of it. < 1365971468 273813 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: when are you going to op me < 1365971481 285953 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: _possibly_ slightly sooner. < 1365971493 240786 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :slightly sooner as in today? < 1365971495 229171 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: When are you going to op me? < 1365971499 126022 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, not that soon. < 1365971502 872904 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: Does it have a particularly well-defined edge? (Sure, you can just set an arbitrary threshold.) < 1365971504 231118 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Can never study the corona enough < 1365971518 44695 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although we now have dedicated satellites orbitting the sun for that I think < 1365971534 164788 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: It's fuzzy, as gases tend to be =P < 1365971564 625921 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: You can just look at it from the proper distance behind the moon to make them the same size, if you *really* want to. < 1365971574 192336 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :You would have to set some arbitrary low threshold < 1365971610 326803 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, if they'd just pump in some more cheese, we'd get a bigger moon, and I guess longer eclipses to boot. < 1365971621 452653 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why don't we have more satellites orbiting other planets? < 1365971675 470058 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because they're way the hell up there. < 1365971723 964873 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : FreeFull: And since we now know about those things that you say it was useful for, we might as well get rid of it. <-- R.I.P. Alexander Abian < 1365971778 372414 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: The Moon keeps the Earth from growing all wonky < 1365971783 51950 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not much farther out of the well then geosynchronous < 1365971789 11692 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :And tides are important for quite a lot of organisms < 1365971790 316773 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :We've got some around the moon, right? < 1365971791 179792 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*than < 1365971800 46870 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Satellites, that is.) < 1365971813 731881 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: We do have sattelites orbitting Mars < 1365971822 654735 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :We might have a sattelite orbitting Venus, probably not < 1365971873 196823 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PART :#esoteric < 1365971874 648806 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A few space probes have been placed into orbit around other bodies and become artificial satellites to the Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and the Sun." < 1365971881 762758 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm it doesn't really make sense _not_ to have permanent satellites around all major planets < 1365971898 66309 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not such a shabby list, even if they weren't all current. < 1365971923 306301 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the newest mercury one was all the rage last year iirc < 1365971941 618787 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :assuming it was a satellite, maybe it was just passing by < 1365971948 847213 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know there was a sattelite around Venus that used radar to map its terrain at some point < 1365971966 276727 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the Sun, there are at least two sattelites right now that monitor it < 1365971989 433577 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they are called Stereo-A and Stereo-B but not sure < 1365972000 617359 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which one is the left and right channel < 1365972005 159186 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also keep writing satellite as sattelite < 1365972021 960237 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEREO < 1365972049 122701 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, no - < 1365972072 494989 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey Bike < 1365972079 218231 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you like Bike sheds < 1365972131 380521 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're too restricting. < 1365972145 549152 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey! there was a satellite crash http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_satellite_collision < 1365972146 762006 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: do you like _painting_ bike sheds < 1365972196 300856 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh oerjan are you expecting a bike to be able to paint < 1365972219 299646 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hear you have an arm < 1365972221 520957 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :arms? < 1365972274 360890 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no just the one < 1365972345 308741 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365972367 802246 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: you can do it < 1365972390 650768 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`Bike < 1365972392 667498 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: Bike: not found < 1365972396 863122 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: help. < 1365972408 837581 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Bik < 1365972409 647936 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Bike < 1365972411 468892 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bik? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365972411 690342 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike is from Luxembourg. < 1365972618 157367 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork, ooh, kesslery < 1365972736 249771 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kessler? < 1365972769 161489 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, yes < 1365972805 889718 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they figure that envisat will be the one to set it off < 1365972926 814430 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lambdabot < 1365972929 139205 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365972958 688815 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? FreeFull < 1365972962 135393 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure. < 1365972964 532349 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote FreeFull < 1365972968 188411 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1025) So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid < 1365972981 819518 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's the only one < 1365972995 816033 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :One too many of 1024 ): < 1365973173 524387 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nooodl < 1365973175 86666 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365973182 36424 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1365973648 345442 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote nooodl < 1365973649 834730 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365973677 939479 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do I get hackego to print funny wisdom? < 1365973690 126265 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? quine < 1365973692 1106 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`? quine < 1365973693 815110 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :first you introduce funny wisdom into the database < 1365973698 718257 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind I got it < 1365973731 316850 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hackego has no funny wisdom < 1365973757 557067 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? < 1365973765 165654 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1365973775 637405 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fiora < 1365973777 263220 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He maintained Gregor's optimal voice status for a while, once. < 1365973777 806167 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora is half JRPG fangirl, half SIMD dork, and all sucrose. < 1365973808 384087 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? BIKES < 1365973811 453076 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike is from Luxembourg. < 1365973814 570061 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? monoid < 1365973816 43692 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monoids are just categories with a single object. < 1365973817 75122 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? monoids < 1365973818 881456 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monoids are the easy version of categories. < 1365973826 925296 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi shachaf? < 1365973830 25714 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? monoidss < 1365973831 802169 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monoids are the easy version of categories. < 1365973833 458690 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: hi < 1365973837 990936 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat wisdom/quine < 1365973839 542702 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`? quine < 1365973850 718359 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: any reason you chose to say hi right now or is it just "the goood ness of your heart" < 1365973860 967162 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :le'ts go with that < 1365973863 37983 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1365973874 120562 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :with which one < 1365973884 836524 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :either is fine with me < 1365973885 225824 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i sent you messages about boston < 1365973885 898244 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ? quine | sh | sh | sh | sh < 1365973890 333434 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh: Syntax error: EOF in backquote substitution < 1365973891 340940 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i saw those < 1365973894 229547 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1365973896 68182 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forgot < 1365973899 743502 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365973907 913601 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: so i guess its final "youre going to boston""??? < 1365973931 881685 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont think so... < 1365973936 700277 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quine | sh | sh < 1365973940 513947 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh: Syntax error: EOF in backquote substitution < 1365973949 112475 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1365973998 134149 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PART :#esoteric < 1365974007 937189 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365974074 377681 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sh -e `run quine`'`' < 1365974076 395238 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: run: command not found \ sh: Can't open ` < 1365974090 106716 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that the wrong flag for sh < 1365974094 553620 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sh -c `run quine`'`' < 1365974096 911884 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: run: command not found \ sh: Syntax error: EOF in backquote substitution < 1365974119 912881 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo `run quine`'`' < 1365974121 365573 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: run: command not found \ ` < 1365974138 143956 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1365974150 929293 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo `run quine` < 1365974152 403050 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: run: command not found < 1365974163 32466 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365974172 491539 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo `quine`'`' < 1365974176 41920 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`run echo `quine`'`'` < 1365974218 268868 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...that's not going to work nested. < 1365974229 637229 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1365975010 96848 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quine < 1365975013 911637 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`quine < 1365975026 165006 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run quine < 1365975030 376481 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`run quine < 1365975042 764529 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $( quine ) < 1365975046 510343 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`run echo $( quine ) < 1365975069 162884 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo `quine` < 1365975073 364191 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`run echo `quine` < 1365975082 143555 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: What were you trying to do? < 1365975107 495275 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you were trying to break quine, you were successful < 1365975108 475302 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kill god < 1365975139 803255 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no have you been reading echsztein backwards again < 1365975173 415347 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dog lick < 1365975190 817974 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy mnoqy mnoqy < 1365975197 863723 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what will we do with you < 1365975212 351931 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :??????????shachaf < 1365975230 599318 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :monoidnoqy < 1365975239 522494 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :categorygnocchi < 1365975262 569086 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :??????????help < 1365975298 393413 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : I don't know anyone named Insert or Push. <-- Insert McConnoughy, a very friendly man as long as you don't anger him by putting the accent on the second syllable. < 1365975329 787651 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy how would you like to join the "mnoqy fan club" < 1365975343 789505 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think that's a real club, shachaf < 1365975358 464745 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::♣( < 1365975388 874635 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365975398 669719 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: (did you see that nose that was good wasn't it, admit it was good, it's the "kind of thing we do" in the mnoqy fan club) < 1365975427 613041 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: What were you trying to do? <-- fooling around hth < 1365975474 212542 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: you know if someone asks a question you can just answer it without sticking hth at the end < 1365975474 587739 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: mnoqy: get a room okay? < 1365975480 847125 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan....................... < 1365975487 306087 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: hey what kind of room do you want < 1365975495 310653 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t forkIO < 1365975496 638743 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in scope: `forkIO' < 1365975507 278055 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: you can just quietly lock shachaf into it if that's what you want. < 1365975510 910614 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :> forever $ putStrLn "Hello" < 1365975512 664019 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (GHC.Show.Show (GHC.Types.IO b0)) < 1365975512 858658 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of ... < 1365975520 59457 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh right, lambdabot doesn't do that < 1365975536 406230 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i don't think that would be very nice.... < 1365975541 80161 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> execWriter . forever $ tell "Hello" < 1365975543 552095 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "HelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHelloHell... < 1365975618 529930 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: but that doesn't sound as helpful hth < 1365975649 319876 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: no it's okay it's "what im into" < 1365975662 301074 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1365975690 470604 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0 < 1365975697 905057 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365975701 64466 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mnoqy < 1365975703 82690 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365975717 184284 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn mnoqy used to be monqy before the earthquake. < 1365975722 652509 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that. < 1365975740 617009 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ørjan < 1365975742 325107 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365975767 901427 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. < 1365975771 874277 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that. < 1365975777 294620 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ørjan < 1365975779 737975 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365975785 613443 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lowercaser..................... < 1365975790 10477 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Ørjan < 1365975793 471416 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. < 1365975797 173445 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think it knows norwegian capitalization rules < 1365975804 512586 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run mv wisdom/{Ø,ø}rjan < 1365975813 684611 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365975822 645715 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ørjan < 1365975824 879190 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. < 1365975827 442661 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Ørjan < 1365975828 742561 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ørjan? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1365975833 262684 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/\? < 1365975834 413520 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "$topic1" = "ngevd" \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic"; \ elif [ -e "$topic1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1"; \ else echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; < 1365975844 524647 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"gross" < 1365975849 511361 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you lowercase things properly < 1365975856 918451 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i cleverly evade my good twin by staying on networks where his name is not a legal username. < 1365975881 50779 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1365975885 92944 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ngevd < 1365975886 392744 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: if you want to include turkish, then "give up" is the right method i hear < 1365975886 657501 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y@9*;XOA0[65̋ #@c*B$~(:zuB-;v}龜WݢPX64͆3P# < 1365975886 851953 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I was going to add something about that but then I decided not to. < 1365975910 582967 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: No Turkısh necessary. < 1365975918 135689 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :let me tell you about unicode < 1365975993 873749 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ı see what you dıd there < 1365975998 334137 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't let Bike tell you about unicode < 1365976040 804658 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo '#!/bin/bash\ntr A-ZØ a-zø' > bin/lowercase; chmod +x bin/lowercase < 1365976044 769963 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365976046 849937 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo ØRJAN | lowercase < 1365976048 410370 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: /hackenv/bin/lowercase: /bin/bash\ntr: bad interpreter: No such file or directory < 1365976054 568718 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sighs. < 1365976065 730521 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo -e '#!/bin/bash\ntr A-ZØ a-zø' > bin/lowercase; chmod +x bin/lowercase < 1365976069 92013 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365976069 885678 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo ØRJAN | lowercase < 1365976071 270738 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ørjan < 1365976089 333403 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i 's/tr A-Z a-z/lowercase/' bin/\? < 1365976092 752214 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365976093 616473 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/learn < 1365976095 37575 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ topic=$(echo "$1" | sed 's/ .*//' | tr A-Z a-z) \ info=$(echo "$1" | sed 's/[^ ]* //') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "I knew that." < 1365976099 481834 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i 's/tr A-Z a-z/lowercase/' bin/learn < 1365976102 904081 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365976139 191005 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :our HackEgo programs are getting more modular by the week < 1365976144 699307 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :moredular < 1365976149 139625 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365976158 223623 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: was that yes for me < 1365976163 148682 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how 'unix philosophy' practically works when you do it on this stupid system < 1365976204 200182 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Ørjan < 1365976205 777665 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. < 1365976248 700610 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> compare "oerjan" "Ørjan" < 1365976249 281087 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1365976252 447036 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :conclusive evidence < 1365976264 96879 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That Ørjan is definitely an invalid character. < 1365976344 539606 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: get well soon < 1365976359 416077 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: now what < 1365976363 33303 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i 's/$/ He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers./' wisdom/ørjan < 1365976365 289357 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: -c: line 0: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `'' \ bash: -c: line 1: syntax error: unexpected end of file < 1365976372 827616 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i 's/$/ He'\''s banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers./' wisdom/ørjan < 1365976376 578235 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1365976409 19325 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was just making a funpun :'( < 1365976417 346228 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'invalid' used to mean 'sick' < 1365976423 54991 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn invalid < 1365976424 194871 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "invalid" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" < 1365976424 393433 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :invalid < 1365976424 393619 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : adj 1: having no cogency or legal force; "invalid reasoning"; < 1365976424 393730 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "an invalid driver's license" [ant: {valid}] < 1365976424 393897 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2: no longer valid; "the license is invalid" < 1365976426 183293 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[5 @more lines] < 1365976428 224478 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@more < 1365976428 680650 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : n 1: someone who is incapacitated by a chronic illness or injury < 1365976430 249398 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [syn: {invalid}, {shut-in}] < 1365976432 202083 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : v 1: force to retire, remove from active duty, as of firemen < 1365976434 250692 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2: injure permanently; "He was disabled in a car accident" [syn: < 1365976436 174310 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : {disable}, {invalid}, {incapacitate}, {handicap}] < 1365976458 989545 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan publishes papers? < 1365976462 181486 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> " 'invalid' usеd to mean 'sick'" < 1365976462 744096 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1365976466 404358 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Your argument is invalid. < 1365976478 843085 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: No, Ørjan does. < 1365976510 961360 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google Ørjan johansen papers < 1365976512 936702 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://jop.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/03/08/0269881112439253.abstract < 1365976513 131743 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Title: Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) for alcoholism: meta-analysis of randomized con ... < 1365976518 715576 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ord " 'invalid' usеd to mean 'sick' < 1365976519 155835 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :34 60 66 105 107 101 62 32 39 105 110 118 97 108 105 100 39 32 117 115 208 181 100 32 116 111 32 109 101 97 110 32 39 115 105 99 107 39 < 1365976524 99282 :sirdancealo2!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1365976538 23941 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, what. < 1365976539 600914 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : 'invalid' used to mean 'sick' <-- ah. kmc is confusing me with my good twin. how embarassing. < 1365976554 245464 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, kmc is our local expert on Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) and/or alcoholism < 1365976560 963856 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: it's the e in usеd < 1365976567 985417 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, latin small letter k < 1365976568 399859 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"not actually an e" < 1365976569 975709 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1365976573 890825 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever < 1365976574 593479 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> "e in usеd" < 1365976575 20112 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval: recoverEncode: invalid argument (invalid character) < 1365976582 996840 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: your argument is invalid hth < 1365976584 671037 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1365976610 281622 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: by the way it would be more accurate to say that it's the е in usеd < 1365976617 200776 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: because usеd has no e < 1365976618 935238 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1365976622 120154 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365976626 478098 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's analyses of LSD being used in efforts to reduce alcohol dependence. Not both as addictions (LSD isn't even habit-forming >: < 1365976628 49420 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: good paper find < 1365976674 208268 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats Bike -----### < 1365976686 824305 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1365976697 196126 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, you looked like a fly at the end there < 1365976723 898939 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: if lsd isn't habit forming then why do i have a habit of making lsd jokes < 1365976783 77666 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(btw im not good at making lsd jokes) < 1365976800 119486 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are lsd jokes a "thing" < 1365976816 903836 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365976823 949412 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365976827 399475 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how i r o n i c < 1365976843 35599 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i r o n i c k e l < 1365976844 230914 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a strong pop culture idea of what acid does, although it's not super accurate < 1365976865 91474 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have You Ever, Like, Really Looked At Your Hands < 1365976869 145029 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pop culture more like pop vulture < 1365976874 578909 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont get it < 1365976882 287180 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's more of a stoner thing I think < 1365976895 305844 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmmmm i guess someone made that "not really joke but kind of joke" before < 1365976898 10632 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :acid doesn't make you dumb the way pot does, it also doesn't make you magically smart the way people think/wish it does < 1365976899 921698 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and named a magazine after it < 1365976920 874396 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: well i guess a rainbow is harder to type < 1365976922 914870 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :my best concise description of acid and related drugs is that they increase the sensitivity of pattern matching systems in the brain < 1365976933 150408 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sensory but also cognitive and emotional < 1365976939 98278 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait is lsd a hallucinogen i thought it was < 1365976941 167590 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you non-exhaustive patterns < 1365976949 3099 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: yeah < 1365976952 566459 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok good < 1365976954 518249 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a 5HT agonist < 1365976960 97447 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is a pretty in-depth joke eh < 1365976961 584500 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :activates serotonin receptors < 1365976963 42478 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :5-HT_2A < 1365976965 454133 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365976975 726455 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i feel like i should know basics about drugs even though i don't even use caffeine < 1365976978 792839 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some reason < 1365976990 719476 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'hallucinogen' is kind of a misnomer though < 1365977000 604828 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if someone pulls you over on the sidewalk < 1365977001 674709 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :acid doesn't tend to make people see things that plain aren't there, except at very high doses < 1365977017 45189 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like pink elephants marching down the street or whatever < 1365977027 143274 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i uh, thought that was what hallucinogen meant :( < 1365977030 287434 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lsd is so hardcore even your doses can be high < 1365977037 912823 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1365977038 664096 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you misinterpret things that actually are there? < 1365977040 509980 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was more of a thing with hallinogenic mushrooms, wasn't it? < 1365977042 657808 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :more commonly it will make textures appear to move and melt, moving objects will form trails, etc < 1365977051 555197 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1365977058 329540 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :LSD sounds like my usual existence but moreso < 1365977060 643916 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mushrooms and acid are pretty similar in effects, ime < 1365977061 108238 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: use drugz its good 4 u < 1365977062 668621 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1365977070 692982 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they act on the same systems in the brain < 1365977073 198612 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(does Bike dare to resist) < 1365977073 523665 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ime" < 1365977083 407052 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in my humble input method < 1365977095 744886 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dare to resist druglessness < 1365977099 705902 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(no actually having done that stuff is probably pretty cool) < 1365977105 707449 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :acid has a reputation for being stronger, but i think that's essentially a matter of average relative dose (of course acid is much much stronger per milligram) < 1365977113 268321 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, in my experience :) < 1365977126 914495 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc used to work in the lsd mines < 1365977135 479147 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay wait i have a good "wisecrack" < 1365977139 956502 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've read a few psycho hippie books about shrooms < 1365977142 77291 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg elliott is an op !! < 1365977143 759452 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you ready for my hilarious crossover programmer/drugs joke < 1365977145 302768 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm5p4oC0jzI lsd testimonials < 1365977145 788800 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think this is a bad place to learn about shrooms < 1365977146 280159 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: ops can't make "wisecracks" < 1365977150 141985 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck < 1365977151 124105 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :prepare yourself < 1365977151 318134 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: you gotta be serious < 1365977154 569216 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok here it is < 1365977159 319439 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :does php make sense on acid :-) < 1365977162 69493 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bammmmmm < 1365977163 247617 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no hth < 1365977167 545340 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :php more like pcp < 1365977171 635160 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: did you try < 1365977171 829194 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A BETTER JOKE THAN YOURS ELLIOTT < 1365977176 754481 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm no < 1365977180 719390 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had better things to do < 1365977186 850314 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :like stare at your hand < 1365977190 749637 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :somewhat < 1365977214 203983 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :php: a programming language that will make you go crazy and attack a police officer < 1365977219 647733 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think if i was on drugs i would just go on irc < 1365977223 505083 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not < 1365977225 574035 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(mostly pcp doesn't do that either, but it's p. bad for you) < 1365977232 835009 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you make you fool of yourself < 1365977243 617567 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't i already < 1365977246 230670 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is the most dramatic hot dog purchase i've ever seen monqy < 1365977248 59074 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good question < 1365977276 115273 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: yeah < 1365977280 481776 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :these effects are amazing < 1365977295 260635 :sirdancealo2!~sirdancea@98.82.broadband5.iol.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1365977316 257587 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey what about that lsd game has anyone played that i haven't but i want to < 1365977323 93839 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have < 1365977324 614843 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has a good soundtrack < 1365977327 453158 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh what's that game < 1365977338 476187 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh a "computer game" i thougth you emant "a real game" < 1365977338 781120 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a game based on a dream diary < 1365977368 971414 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay seriously this music < 1365977370 190526 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: like a drinking game? < 1365977375 15358 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAAH < 1365977380 685306 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: no like a taking lsd game obviously......... < 1365977383 210690 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow i sure wish youtube would stop bugging me about my fucking name < 1365977390 541640 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: https://github.com/catseye/Specs-on-Spec/blob/master/turkey-bomb/turkey-bomb.markdown < 1365977394 588634 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't your name elliott < 1365977394 783469 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the trick is to not have a youtube account < 1365977419 419592 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then I can't watch horrible videos of dying Syrians. < 1365977435 116130 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc720XrvXoc LSD has a good soundtrack. < 1365977457 22760 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: hey is your name pollyanna < 1365977457 550086 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that an actual recording of what lsd sounds like? < 1365977485 19322 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :as far as 5HT agonists go I've taken: LSD, mescaline, psilocybin, 2C-E, 2C-I, 2C-B, DOI, DiPT, 4-HO-DiPT, 4-HO-MET, 2C-F, 5-MeO-DMT < 1365977492 235919 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably some others i forgot about < 1365977492 468335 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wn1Bqtx6vk lsd has a good soundtrack < 1365977497 842816 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: those aren't very catchy names < 1365977502 519550 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah........... < 1365977502 909862 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: is that a serious question. < 1365977511 324434 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: half of them are complexity classes < 1365977517 200585 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: kmc is so "out of it he doesn't" even know < 1365977524 65100 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of them aren't very popular < 1365977527 218619 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hipster drugs you might say < 1365977528 858361 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Biiiiiike < 1365977529 588408 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm so high i'm out of QCD < 1365977532 530840 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: For good reason? < 1365977533 938105 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you and kmc should like, geek out over neurobiology < 1365977534 232915 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fioraaaaa < 1365977536 157458 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd go so well together < 1365977541 550500 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm shit at neurobiology though < 1365977549 276273 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also a lot of drug effects are well < 1365977549 700728 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes but you love it and that's the important part right? < 1365977550 81260 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc should join #fiora and have cool Fiora discussions < 1365977552 643714 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty unknown < 1365977552 868920 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you're way better at it than me < 1365977563 348456 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's #fiora < 1365977566 8818 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that an actual channel < 1365977568 366827 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365977571 268563 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: well, because they aren't significantly different from the established competitors, and the overall market for 5HT agonist psychedelics is actually pretty small < 1365977573 97245 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, apparently @_@ < 1365977573 291341 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's about Fiora < 1365977577 158697 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cannibinoids are pretty ubiquitous in undrugged bodies too but beyond that i have no idea < 1365977591 998514 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, and the thing where your pineal gland makes something DHT-ish < 1365977598 801809 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the number of people who will take cocaine or MDMA every weekend is way higher than the number of people who will take LSD every weekend < 1365977612 305047 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or you know, will take cocaine every 20 minutes < 1365977612 586097 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365977617 639710 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't even know you could get LSD any more < 1365977627 9465 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was always pretty hard to get, when i was looking for it < 1365977641 551155 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's hard to make, and not very profitable, and once you've made some you've made enough for a mid size country < 1365977646 171048 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365977652 103727 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's a fairly strange commodity in economic terms < 1365977666 924993 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you all read http://www.vice.com/read/life-is-a-cosmic-giggle-803-v18n5 < 1365977672 360101 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :taking cocaine every 20 minutes doesn't sound very healthy. cocaine's one of those "bad for you" drugs right..... < 1365977682 891070 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: la cocaína no es buena para su salud < 1365977690 515396 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does that mean! < 1365977702 519657 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the cocaine is not good for your health < 1365977727 33976 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah..yeah that's what i've read < 1365977747 972698 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: but have you tested it < 1365977751 878255 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: ok i'm ten words into this article and what the fuck. < 1365977755 948670 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"beeeeee scientific" < 1365977760 458763 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would i "do" something that's bad for me! < 1365977774 880669 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.178.34 QUIT :Client Quit < 1365977776 175625 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Oh, I did read that article! < 1365977791 692541 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: what if """""""""""the man" is trying to keep you down < 1365977792 81307 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"lsd palace" sounds cool < 1365977795 907860 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hm < 1365977807 509096 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is... "goth stripper" a thing? i didn't realize < 1365977808 822394 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :crystal castles < 1365977830 120750 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :these drug puns are pretty bad < 1365977845 49022 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`qc < 1365977847 261137 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1033 quotes < 1365977859 629253 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think most people who've ever taken LSD probably take it less often than once a year < 1365977865 145184 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1033 < 1365977866 711639 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1033) nooodl No output. < 1365977871 946275 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`delquote 1033 < 1365977874 648364 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1032 < 1365977877 420785 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​*poof* nooodl No output. < 1365977879 353333 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1032) nooodle no output < 1365977884 680596 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`delquote 1032 < 1365977884 924327 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact there are no good drug puns < 1365977889 439055 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's up with these quotes < 1365977890 673870 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :​*poof* nooodle no output < 1365977891 721003 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1031 < 1365977893 353742 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :1031) in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you < 1365977917 282857 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shitty quotes < 1365977919 91122 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: did you see my CCCP 'russian reversal' < 1365977921 591382 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats doesthiswork for breaking the quote format in privmsg -----### < 1365977944 855592 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :does HackEgo's hg repository remember what IRC nick is associated with each change? < 1365977949 823958 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: yes < 1365977967 421902 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: um no? < 1365977976 679979 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: o k < 1365977984 27001 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Can we make a rule that you don't mess with the quotes in /msg "period" < 1365977990 101417 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/C/c/ < 1365977998 843831 :doesthiswork!~Adium@75.87.251.5 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I didn't want to pollute the channel < 1365978005 451662 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :LSD is one of the most valuable bulk substances by mass < 1365978038 205771 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :does wikipedia have a list for that? < 1365978049 635060 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html < 1365978064 360023 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: do you manufacture lsd < 1365978078 546036 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365978080 452580 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't chemistry < 1365978085 76006 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's hard < 1365978096 774717 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"acre foot". this is new to me < 1365978097 96551 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, web developer by day, lsd manufacturer by night < 1365978099 757676 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to believe < 1365978112 30782 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He could be like that Grateful Dead dude. < 1365978120 766660 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except, well, not. < 1365978145 717300 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: assuming you don't simply mean quote 1031 above < 1365978159 37662 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:34 mushi: are you seriously expecting me to figure out _your_ problem like this? < 1365978168 510873 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :05:34 mushi: go to bed, take another look tomorrow. < 1365978172 458719 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : its dude in a hour~ < 1365978209 642359 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :where the hell did she get that blood... < 1365978223 838365 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :... from a children's hospital < 1365978237 999796 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365978245 172542 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i didn't know they even bagged whole gallons of blood < 1365978268 404042 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :more space efficient than keeping the blood in humans < 1365978283 620681 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I think you and elliott should start a band, move to thailand, and start an LSD/cobra venom factory. < 1365978294 429556 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i'm up for it < 1365978300 755977 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: uhhhh scorpion venom is a billion times more valuable < 1365978325 944396 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what concentration of LSD is that < 1365978328 415366 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah so it's probably a billion times harder to make < 1365978331 139388 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :think this through bro < 1365978336 344393 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt supply and demand < 1365978338 882830 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: well why not make water < 1365978351 963542 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like a billion trillion times easier to make < 1365978359 524794 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: thailand is one of the places that has the death penalty for drug trade isn't it? < 1365978361 385492 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo water is pretty hard to make < 1365978364 439185 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because to measure it you'd need a whole acre of land to make a foot deep < 1365978368 883769 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it doesn't have much nutrients and that's why it's so cheap < 1365978373 55961 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Makes it more exciting. < 1365978400 128285 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: loophole: sell drugs instead of trading them < 1365978426 249258 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: that's the kind of geek-invented loophole that kills geeks < 1365978432 66255 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i took one freshman chemistry lab, I managed to complete it without breaking all the glassware in one incident or pouring mercury-cobolt mixture down the drain < 1365978435 990511 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i did better than many of the students < 1365978458 672286 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was one of the most universally despised classes < 1365978460 908430 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You did better than all the other students put together! < 1365978477 228259 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1365978574 23861 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also despised because it usually started at 9AM < 1365978602 254759 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like a good time to make toxins < 1365978613 181706 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1365978620 222888 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :toxin, toxout < 1365978622 723016 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :inhale, exhale < 1365978631 123224 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :out with the bad, in with the worse < 1365978651 563735 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :new channel motto < 1365978681 329460 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: did you see my CCCP 'russian reversal' <-- now i did -----### < 1365978695 130463 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: HEY what was that for < 1365978719 241940 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: in soviet russia, CCCP swats YOU. < 1365978744 356375 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :CTCP swats you < 1365978755 765327 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's my basic experience with ctcp yeah < 1365978773 341717 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many gallons of blood does a child have anyway < 1365978775 850132 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :asking for a friend < 1365978784 426301 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 or 4 litters < 1365978791 900612 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 JOIN :#esoteric < 1365978797 702031 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: just enough to leave you wanting more < 1365978802 891624 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1365978805 849237 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen__: is that how many litters of children you need for a gallon of blood? < 1365978836 344487 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it would be if I could be bothered with those weird units < 1365978836 697336 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION can't give blood < 1365978838 314101 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should probably knowthis hm < 1365978844 220055 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not? < 1365978844 899182 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: the gay? < 1365978850 315966 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, too gay < 1365978857 367288 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is to say even a little gay < 1365978862 975965 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it's so bullshit < 1365978866 193971 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shrug < 1365978870 911460 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll just hang onto my blood then < 1365978874 249331 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey in france it's almost ok for gays to give blood < 1365978876 789772 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fine by me < 1365978877 344976 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't worry i'll donate more blood < 1365978882 487969 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just throw sacks of it at them < 1365978888 213073 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's one less thing to feel guilty about not giving < 1365978889 967349 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can donate kmc's blood < 1365978900 654118 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :are vampires allowed to donate blood < 1365978919 794085 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :human immortality virus < 1365978920 132261 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should start privately banking my own blood like cosmo kramer or gus fring < 1365978930 948779 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not if they've changed sucking partners in the previous three months shachaf < 1365978934 443089 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably depends on whether they've been to romania < 1365978946 151548 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has been to Transylvania! < 1365978951 598395 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i rode a horse there < 1365978954 92226 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was really nice < 1365978970 982210 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you donate blood < 1365978974 116073 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1365978978 122374 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...t that i'm aware of < 1365979002 439081 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :absence of presents is not presence of absents, hth < 1365979070 425677 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: btw the last episode of season 4 of breaking bad was good < 1365979075 190894 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know i don't even know how that works < 1365979078 877553 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yes < 1365979084 429789 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: also all the other episodes < 1365979088 272369 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you donate blood in the UK? does the red cross just go "oh well fuck that mad cow bullshit" < 1365979095 247459 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: more or less < 1365979126 416047 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: they've just captured all the vegans and put them in blood factories hth < 1365979128 60108 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-179-240.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1365979153 274851 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man i would love to visit a blood factory < 1365979169 104783 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: twist, you are a blood factory < 1365979174 304975 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1365979183 46107 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also most everyone you know < 1365979186 506415 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :so go visit someone < 1365979192 706713 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :get off irc < 1365979234 742429 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I could go home right now. :-( I probably won't until tomorrow. < 1365979245 137121 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not < 1365979252 111088 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :reasons < 1365979254 889577 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I could go. < 1365979257 649216 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it might be a bad idea. < 1365979260 277102 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well. < 1365979792 43401 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: "u'll have to pay me royalties" <-- but i haven't started rounding up royals yet! < 1365980325 376531 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points the firehose on SgeoOnFire ========================|> < 1365980353 618867 :SgeoOnFire!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net NICK :SgeoOnWater < 1365980379 621385 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION throws SgeoOnWater into the freezer < 1365980413 21219 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION waits for this to evolve into disney suing < 1365980440 377683 :SgeoOnWater!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net NICK :SgeoOnLessDenseW < 1365980451 783598 :SgeoOnLessDenseW!~Sgeo@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :blah < 1365980453 473651 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :curses, foiled again < 1365980499 670757 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1365980562 568773 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365981199 997534 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: what do you think of 4axiom k < 1365981251 130627 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :equality is weird and i don't like thinking about it < 1365981279 553887 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :am i weird < 1365981285 67249 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you equality < 1365981297 390301 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :well are you asking whether i'm equal to equality < 1365981298 454969 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or what < 1365981302 764940 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :D: < 1365981358 515879 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :And if you're on fire, you're gonna need some water / And if you're underwater, you're gonna need some air / And if you're in the air, you're gonna need a place to land / And if you're on land, you can come and see my piece of shit band! < 1365981370 142335 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1365981416 804742 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :to land, perchance to band < 1365981697 750993 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : i will divert funding from the overfunded #esoteric military to this noble research <-- overfunded? it's not even big enough to invade canada yet < 1365981718 127711 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you need infinite money to invade canada < 1365981745 160322 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think so, Bike < 1365981745 784160 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: only if you use canadian dollars < 1365981747 993932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a loophole < 1365981750 731305 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :invade canada by way of integrating into canadian society and living out a peaceful canadian life and death < 1365981756 376458 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean because Existence Joke < 1365981764 510992 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, "heh heh" < 1365981780 192400 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the joke that canada doesn't exist < 1365981784 853885 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-194-156.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :to invade canada you have to create it first < 1365981790 542676 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd think a nonexistent country should be easy to invade, but no < 1365981791 668119 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :um canada definitely exists < 1365981794 537707 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're thinking of england < 1365981804 864627 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1365981806 581741 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :srry < 1365981838 648158 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :england exists, at least gatthrow airport < 1365981852 567947 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Canada is in Kansas. < 1365981867 908642 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't deal with how awful gmail's new compose ui is < 1365981869 488105 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :goddamn < 1365981875 293415 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: next to dorothy's house? < 1365981884 419957 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I doubt it? < 1365981886 592407 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada,_Kansas < 1365981905 778531 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1365981968 530333 :augur!~augur@c-68-34-26-189.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1365982007 811812 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh the louisiana purchase included most of kansas? < 1365982043 566204 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow that was actually huge < 1365982050 726089 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the louisiana purchase included most of everything < 1365982063 450444 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because france had more or less just said half the continent was theirs, and all < 1365982080 366850 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man that history though < 1365982084 903614 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"For millennia, the land now known as Kansas was inhabited by Native Americans. In 1803, most of modern Kansas was secured by the United States as part of the Louisiana Purchase. In 1854," < 1365982096 540571 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just get those millenia out of the way real quick < 1365982099 811080 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow imagine what history would have been like if that hadn't happened < 1365982151 78724 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the us wouldn't even have _got_ to the mexican parts without going through that < 1365982223 851129 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :current us might have stayed divided between several countries < 1365982238 217706 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :look at the reasons for the louisiana purchase happening, too < 1365982249 312469 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :napoleon wouldn't just get rid of all that for no reason, y'know < 1365982260 945871 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :napoleon gotta get paid < 1365982280 790190 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i mean, it's often attributed to the slave revolt in haiti < 1365982313 615903 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which destroyed much chance of major french colonization since haiti was the breadbasket < 1365982393 482851 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, why not sell it off, i guess < 1365982507 894741 :carado!~carado@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:221:63ff:fe9a:3747 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1365982521 385459 :rottytooth!~chatzilla@cpe-72-227-147-188.nyc.res.rr.com QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90 [Firefox 20.0.1/20130409194949] < 1365982571 949358 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Louisiana remained nominally under Spanish control until a transfer of power to France on November 30, 1803, just three weeks before the cession to the United States." < 1365982759 880758 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-37-88.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~international politics~ < 1365982777 714081 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I,I drop shipping < 1365982790 634540 :TeruFSX!~TeruFSX@65-128-179-240.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric