00:03:32 -!- Bike has joined. 00:10:25 kmc: when's your interview 00:10:48 andor flight 00:11:07 kmc's flying to andor? 00:11:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andor 00:11:32 Andor may refer to: 00:11:34 And/or, logical conjunction 00:11:39 oerjan: plz fix thx 00:21:15 interview tomorrow @ 11am 00:21:19 flight the day after in afternoon 00:22:25 how can you do anything at 11 am 00:23:49 kmc: do the trains at at&t park go at 3mph like in palo alto 00:25:34 elliott: drugz 00:25:36 caffeinez 00:25:52 you can't use the caffeinz when you're still asleepz 00:27:01 you can when you have an iv drip hth 00:27:15 hack ur bloodstream 00:28:35 Great life hacks: DIY IV caffeine drip 00:29:12 only kmc is that into drugz 00:30:35 * pikhq_ sputters a bit at Haswell. 00:30:45 hm? 00:30:50 So, they're sticking GPU RAM on-die. 00:30:57 i think i can go with almost arbitrarily little sleep, for one night 00:30:58 It's being shared with the CPU as L4 cache. 00:31:02 i have a need for speed 00:31:04 nice 00:31:05 oh 00:31:19 That is to say, shortly there will be CPUs with 128M L4. 00:31:50 good 00:31:54 what's the latency 00:32:21 i'd like a job that starts at 2 pm please & thank you 00:32:34 Um... ~30 ns? 00:33:05 i was looking at http://duartes.org/gustavo/blog/post/what-your-computer-does-while-you-wait again 00:33:38 "To put this into perspective, reading from L1 cache is like grabbing a piece of paper from your desk (3 seconds), L2 cache is picking up a book from a nearby shelf (14 seconds), and main system memory is taking a 4-minute walk down the hall to buy a Twix bar.... Keeping with the office analogy, waiting for a hard drive seek is like leaving the building to roam the earth for one year and three months." 00:34:28 computers, actually based on twixes 00:34:31 that sounds like poor time management 00:34:41 josh has given a review of "Sketches of Spain" by Miles Davis 00:34:44 what do you have against twix mnoqy 00:34:45 computers have a need to be free and spiritual. 00:34:48 "it sounds like how i imagine spain might sound like" 00:34:53 ok who is this josh guy you're all suddenly talking about. 00:34:56 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:34:57 elliott: well, mostly the roaming the earth part 00:35:02 tosh.0 00:35:10 i was just wandering the earth before i stopped being afk 00:35:12 doyou hate me 00:35:24 elliott: a friend of mine who shachaf had the (mis)fortune of meeting 00:35:26 * kmc → afk 00:35:40 no, i just think maybe you should consider investing your time in something better 00:36:05 Bike: thats a euphemism for "yes i h8 u" 00:36:06 btw what's the internet in this analogy 00:36:07 mnoqy: i think you'll find roaming the earth is more fun than a job 00:36:10 a trip to pluto? 00:36:16 Bike: it's the internet 00:36:20 the internet is looking something up on the internet 00:36:24 but you have a really slow connection 00:36:30 so it takes a million years to load google 00:36:32 oh no :( 00:36:38 and you die 00:36:38 elliott: yeah but just think of all the twixes you could buy in a year and three months 00:36:44 elliott: oh no 00:36:44 mnoqy: i'm seeing your point 00:36:50 elliott: is that what packet loss is 00:36:59 TODO: spend a year buying twixes, i bet i could make a popular blog around this concept 00:37:00 mnoqy: how about all the Flakes you could buy 00:37:14 mnoqy: have you ever had a Flake, i have 00:37:20 i've never had a flake 00:37:25 elliott: call it "Instead Of Reading From Disk", confuse everyone 00:37:27 except us 00:37:53 mnoqy: want a flake 00:38:00 i miss cpressey already 00:38:12 cpressey: i miss you too 00:38:56 jsvine is gone too. 00:39:01 is there nothing left? 00:39:11 did the interview even really happen 00:39:27 maybe we all just did a bunch of drugs on an island or something 00:39:54 the esolangers interview was later made into a popular TV show, The Prisoner 00:40:09 mnoqy: the term is "drugz" now 00:40:16 Bike: Haaah. 00:40:46 I'd rather be in Twin Peaks but i don't think we have what it takes. 00:41:28 mnoqy: If the interview is logged, does that mean the log also did a bunch of drugz on an island or something? 00:42:31 it could happen 00:45:22 Trip to Pluto? But, which glyph do you want to use for Pluto? (I like the "PL" glyph; the other one is too similar to the Neptune glyph.) 00:47:48 i don't think i'd want to go to pluto 00:48:13 y would u go to pluto it s not even a planet 00:48:29 It is too far away; I don't want to go there, either. 00:48:38 There are other problems too. 00:48:54 wtf, cpressey left 00:48:56 ok 00:49:04 are we sure the entire jsvine episode wasn't just a fever-dream 00:49:13 can you imagine: pluto became a planet in 1930 and stopped being one in 2006 00:49:25 i mean let's face it, it's incredibly improbably 00:49:27 *improbable 00:49:37 Well, look at the logs; if it is in the logs, then it isn't just a fever-dream (unless the logs are also a fever-dream) 00:49:53 -!- pikhq has joined. 00:50:02 that's only 76 years of being a planet 00:50:04 -!- pikhq_ has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 00:50:04 I don't like the IAU's new definition of a planet; I think both Pluto and Eris should be considered planets too, and so do some others. 00:50:10 raymond smullyan was discovered before pluto 00:50:45 Phantom_Hoover: well he said he wouldn't be around much post-interview 00:50:46 But even if you follow the IAU's definition and call them dwarf planets and not planets, all the dwarf planets also ought to have glyphs assigned. 00:50:48 now it has to spend the rest of its life not being a planet "how do you think it feels" 00:51:03 shachaf: i like the trivia of it not completing an orbit in the entire time it was a planet 00:51:17 better luck next time, kuiper belt object 00:51:38 and when i say "next time" i mean when humans are dead or whatever and some other species comes along and calls you a planet and then stops calling you a planet 00:51:53 TRY TO MAKE IT LAST! 00:52:03 Some of them already do have glyphs, I have seen listed on some webpage about astrology, I don't think the IAU uses them, though (they don't care about astrology). But I think it doesn't matter if you don't care about astrology, you can use them anyways, including astronomy. 00:53:00 holy shit jon ronson's guardian columns are online 00:53:04 must avoid urge to binge 00:54:24 There are also two glyphs for Uranus; which one do you want to use? 00:55:19 second one 00:55:39 third one 00:55:57 Second one? Third one? In what list are these the second and third one? 00:56:51 "maybe they won't be as good if you read them now", i thought 00:56:59 i was wrong 00:57:21 Phantom_Hoover: the great thing about saying "Maybe" is that you can't be wrong 00:57:24 hth 00:57:38 no 00:57:52 i realise now that it was a fundamental impossibility for them not to be amazing 00:58:16 oh, the men who stare at goats 00:58:20 i have a copy and i still haven't read it 00:58:37 what's he usually write about 00:58:38 is he dead 01:00:03 well his guardian columns were just his daily life written up in an incredibly funny way 01:00:16 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/sep/11/weekend.jonronson is the first 01:02:53 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/jan/15/weekend.jonronson oh my god 01:04:28 good story 01:08:12 my name is jon ronson, i work in wisconsin 01:09:02 -!- TastyToast has joined. 01:10:19 So I just posted a new language on the wiki ( http://esolangs.org/wiki/Binaryfuck ), but I'm curious to know if anything similar has been done before. Does this look similar to anyone? I feel like the possibilities that I was the first one to think of something like this would be very slim 01:10:45 now you've done it, TastyToast 01:11:06 get out of here while you still have a chance 01:11:27 there are bricks that you haven't even... you have no idea 01:11:28 it looks similar to brainfuck and also a billion other brainfuck equivalents 01:11:36 I think someone else has done similar thing 01:11:42 ook 01:11:44 fuckfuck 01:11:53 blub 01:11:56 But it is better than the similar ones, actually 01:11:59 there is http://esolangs.org/wiki/Spoon 01:12:04 doesn't this exact thing exist 01:12:26 brainfnord 01:12:38 ellipsis 01:12:52 TastyToast: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Triplet the most similar 01:12:53 well, Brainfuck/w/index.php?title=Talk:Brainfuck/index.php is best 01:12:58 Bike: ty 01:13:12 yw 01:13:24 wordfuck, verbosefuck 01:13:38 zzz 01:13:42 My own way would be a bit different: The least significant bits correspond to the first instruction of the program, and ] is zero. This way the program ends automatically. 01:13:55 god damn why are there so many brainfuck equivalents just kill me 01:14:12 Headsecks 01:14:20 basically, toastytoast, it's similar to everything done before, and there is nothing new under the sun. before god we are all but dust. praise be unto him, you vanity of vainness 01:14:23 pogaack 01:14:39 ascii art 01:14:39 I think a binary encoding of BF should specify how to pad to fit into an integer number of bytes 01:14:43 hm i find the 2001 claim on triplet's article suspect 01:14:48 bytes suck 01:14:53 given the username TripletMaker and the "fork" from Ook! article claim 01:14:56 suspect it should be 2011 instead 01:15:20 if A is a language, what is P(A) and NP(A) again? 01:15:21 Phantom_Hoover: pls link more jon ronson articles 01:15:26 oOo code is pretty simialr too http://esolangs.org/wiki/OOo_CODE 01:15:33 and mgifos 01:15:44 revolution 9 01:15:45 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/sep/25/weekend.jonronson 01:15:58 hi Phantom_Hoover 01:16:13 -!- hr_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:16:16 well, I knew it couldnt have been similar 01:16:23 there once was a fish named fred 01:16:30 freddy the fish 01:16:35 unary 01:16:45 So.. Aren't all turing complete languages essentially brainfuck 01:16:51 Phantom_Hoover: birth of a weeaboo 01:17:04 TastyToast: no ☺ 01:17:05 TastyToast: only in a sense that's less boring than the sense in which all the binary codings of brainfuck are brainfuck. 01:17:44 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/oct/02/weekend.jonronson 01:18:00 well, we all gotta start somewhere 01:18:01 :) 01:18:07 quite 01:18:14 i guess it's like starting out conlanging with a relex 01:18:20 ification 01:18:24 i don't think that's actually a word but 01:18:30 02:15:45 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/sep/25/weekend.jonronson 01:18:33 this one was fantastic 01:18:47 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/oct/09/weekend.jonronson 01:18:59 yes, it was 01:20:41 wow these are so good 01:21:25 Oh, he says. 01:22:34 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/oct/23/weekend.jonronson 01:23:54 (have you all figured out how to work the guardian website and can i stop linking these) 01:24:08 no and no 01:25:08 TastyToast, i hear you made a brainfuck derivative, i hate you, i will brick your brain, etc. 01:25:18 back to ronson http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/nov/06/weekend.jonronson 01:30:15 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/nov/27/weekend.jonronson 01:31:59 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/dec/04/weekend.jonronson and on this chilling note i will end tonight's ronson session 01:32:26 noooo 01:35:35 ==elliott 01:35:48 you realise you can click on the author's name and get a list of all his articles ever right 01:35:53 IT'S NOT THE SAME 01:36:01 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 01:36:06 -!- TastyToast has quit (Quit: Page closed). 01:36:12 ==elliott 01:36:24 i went to the 97¢ Store today 01:36:31 glad to see the race to the bottom continues unabated 01:37:01 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 01:37:08 kmc: did they have pizza 01:38:34 no 01:40:39 kmc, so is that like poundland but with a shittier gimmick 01:40:45 and even shittier wares, i guess 01:41:03 i think i once saw something that didn't cost a pound in poundland 01:41:08 i think i was scandalised 01:41:32 hang on hang on "poundland"........................................? 01:42:23 yeah 'dollar store' is a common genre of store and often it's 99¢ store or 98¢ store, and sometimes 97¢ 01:43:00 ohhh 01:43:10 i remember dollar stores in .il 01:43:12 isn't a pound worth likea billion dollars. 01:43:16 i was thinking "so what, they don't have dollar stores in america for some crazy reason" 01:43:33 "they need to make it 97 cents? for tax reasons?" 01:43:35 they used to have things for ₪4 each 01:43:46 no..... 01:43:55 it was ₪5 01:43:59 and then ₪4 01:44:01 or something 01:44:05 those are the prices i remember anyway 01:44:52 87¢ store 01:45:50 Eventually there's a 1¢ store, and they figure they've cornered the market, but the ½¢ store just charges by pairs of items. 01:46:02 Gregor: did you read that one story.............................. 01:46:04 _The Bottle Imp_ 01:46:09 @google the bottle imp 01:46:09 also not all of the things in the 97/ store are 97¢ 01:46:10 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bottle_Imp 01:46:10 Title: The Bottle Imp - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 01:46:16 @google the bottle imp text 01:46:17 http://gaslight.mtroyal.ca/bottlimp.htm 01:46:17 Title: The bottle imp (1893) by Robert Louis Stevenson 01:46:20 usually the full store name is like "99¢ CENTS OR LESS and up" 01:46:25 with the "and up" in much smaller letters 01:46:33 ☝ good short story hth 01:46:52 wut 01:47:08 Phantom_Hoover: i need more articles 01:47:08 1893 01:47:12 Robert Louis Stevenson 01:48:11 no elliott you have to learn to delay gratification 01:48:32 Phantom_Hoover: no i don't 01:48:36 that's a made up thing 01:48:39 alternately: bring back news-ham and i'll keep the articles flowing 01:48:45 how... how could you 01:49:00 how could YOU lose the source??? 01:49:00 what's news-ham 01:49:18 or allow something so perfect to be deactivated so callously 01:49:27 -!- news-ham has joined. 01:49:35 Oh. 01:49:48 what are the haps my friends 01:50:01 bbc.co.uk 01:50:32 news-ham: hi 01:50:38 news-ham: that's not how it works... 01:50:48 that's awful 01:50:50 -!- news-ham has quit (Client Quit). 01:51:06 i would retract the articles i have linked if i could 01:51:27 news-ham sounds like a job in Hamtaro, the hit children's cartoon 01:52:28 Phantom_Hoover: Are you asfjad? 01:53:06 no 01:53:09 probably nobody here knows who asfjad is, shachaf 01:53:31 mnoqy: news-ham is asfjad 01:53:40 no, news-ham is dajfsa 01:54:14 asfjad is dajfsa too 01:54:20 hm, that makes sense 01:54:40 also this person is..........."mighty suspicious"......... 01:54:48 have we ever seen this "dajfsa" around before 01:56:01 -!- irene-knapp has joined. 02:01:40 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined. 02:06:49 -!- dessos has left. 02:17:36 -!- augur has joined. 02:27:12 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:55:47 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:57:03 -!- augur has joined. 02:58:04 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 03:35:50 I have been in dollar stores, the prices usually range from $0.30 to $1.25 and are usually $1.00 on average; sometimes there are more expensive items but they are still usually cost less than those things would ordinarily cost. 03:38:37 mostly because the things are made very cheaply :) 04:01:56 -!- irene-knapp has left. 04:03:38 -!- sprocklem has joined. 04:06:29 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 04:11:59 -!- copumpkin has joined. 04:27:43 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 04:29:12 -!- copumpkin has joined. 04:33:13 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:43:34 -!- clog has joined. 04:43:44 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:44:00 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 04:50:45 -!- kallisti has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 04:52:57 According to Wikipedia, "An axiom system discovered by Jan Lukasiewicz formulates a propositional calculus in this language as follows": (p -> (p -> q)), ((p -> (q -> r)) -> ((p -> q) -> (p -> r))), ((~p -> ~q) -> (q -> p)), (p, (p -> q) |- q). Without the third one, this seems the SK calculus. Did Lukasiewicz invent the SK calculus? 04:54:48 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:55:34 Could it be replaced with the "fantasy rule" to make lambda calculus? 04:56:45 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 04:59:37 -!- augur has joined. 05:13:40 Which keys and mouse do you use and don't use? 05:14:06 -!- aldous has joined. 05:15:48 -!- aldous has quit (Client Quit). 05:38:21 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 06:23:42 Do you know if there is any command in SDL to figure out the directory that the program is in? 07:03:55 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 07:22:51 My Z-machine interpreter "Fweep" is now completely working (I think), so now I am making another Z-machine interpreter "Aimfiz", for use with SDL. 08:02:13 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com). 08:04:52 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has quit (Quit: Leaving). 08:10:31 -!- conehead has joined. 08:16:39 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 08:17:46 -!- Taneb has joined. 08:22:24 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 08:25:32 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 08:45:52 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 08:45:58 -!- DH____ has joined. 08:48:52 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 08:53:37 TIL that the band Orbital is named after the M25 09:17:47 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 09:41:13 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 09:46:16 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined. 10:13:13 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 10:13:23 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 10:13:24 -!- samebchase has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 10:13:24 -!- BillyZane has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 10:13:59 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Changing host). 10:13:59 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 10:14:19 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 10:14:44 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 10:15:01 -!- BillyZane has joined. 10:16:30 -!- samebchase has joined. 10:19:07 til that kmc is named after i was relying on thinking of a punchline by the time i typed this far 10:19:24 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 10:19:40 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 10:27:25 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 10:33:24 -!- sebbu has joined. 10:34:10 -!- sebbu has quit (Changing host). 10:34:10 -!- sebbu has joined. 10:34:19 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 10:34:51 -!- sacje has joined. 10:39:48 `pastequotes mnoqy 10:39:55 hi 10:39:57 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.27447 10:40:03 uh 10:40:08 why isn ' t that text/plain 10:40:13 because of a bold 10:40:26 or is it 10:40:29 (it is) 10:40:47 why is my browser offering to download 10:40:50 Cobold 10:40:53 because of a bold 10:41:00 ther'es only one mnoqy quote and it;'s the one you added with the bold in it 10:41:05 yesterday or so 10:41:25 `quote mnoqy 10:41:27 1044) the theory's probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that's so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) so i stay away from it 10:48:16 -!- Taneb has joined. 10:50:43 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 10:55:52 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello). 10:56:28 -!- carado has joined. 11:09:23 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined. 11:11:53 -!- mnoqy has joined. 11:19:16 -!- sacje has quit (Quit: sacje). 11:26:30 -!- DH____ has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 11:36:57 -!- MindlessDrone has joined. 12:03:27 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Quit: Leaving). 12:04:06 -!- Nisstyre has joined. 12:07:12 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 12:14:04 -!- Koen_ has joined. 12:17:55 -!- Koen_ has quit (Client Quit). 12:18:18 -!- Koen_ has joined. 12:25:43 -!- xantrixo has joined. 12:26:12 How could this be done in an esoteric lang? :D http://pastebin.com/eGqD0f16 12:27:33 xantrixo, esoteric programming languages are very diverse, did you have any particular one in mind? 12:27:48 -!- MindlessDrone has quit (Quit: MindlessDrone). 12:28:02 Taneb: Your choice :) just interested to see how it would look. 12:28:36 http://pastebin.com/bTh7Ttfe 12:28:41 Is what my program does 12:29:30 Well, in some languages this is impossible (for instance Bitwise Cycling Tag and HQ9+) 12:29:58 -!- MindlessDrone has joined. 12:30:46 I wouldn't like to implement it in a primarily numeric language like Piet 12:31:07 I see. 12:32:24 Bitwise Cycling Tag would be interested ot see it in that 12:32:42 xantrixo, it's impossible because BCT lacks any form of IO 12:33:04 Oh sorry, I misread and thought you said it is possible 12:33:11 My bad. 12:33:39 Taneb: How about in J? 12:33:54 I don't know anything about J 12:34:37 What do you know? 12:35:03 Some things 12:35:14 For instance the capital city of the US state of Montana 12:36:07 Taneb: What esoteric language do you know, is what I meant. 12:36:52 Piet, brainfuck, Befunge, Fueue, Underload, Thue... 12:37:43 Taneb: How could it be done in underload? 12:37:56 Well, Underload can't do input 12:38:04 Or string equality 12:38:13 So it probably can't 12:38:15 And befunge? 12:38:26 It could be done in Befunge a LOT easier 12:38:52 Would be interested in seeing this. 12:46:26 -!- Jafet has joined. 12:54:03 -!- boily has joined. 12:54:53 -!- metasepia has joined. 12:55:01 -!- atriq has joined. 12:55:16 -!- sebbu3 has joined. 12:55:35 -!- Taneb has quit (Disconnected by services). 12:55:39 -!- atriq has changed nick to Taneb. 12:55:48 -!- sebbu has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 12:56:02 -!- sebbu3 has quit (Changing host). 12:56:02 -!- sebbu3 has joined. 12:58:31 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 13:11:02 -!- olsner has joined. 13:14:07 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 13:19:08 -!- jsvine has joined. 13:20:08 -!- `^_^v has joined. 13:21:20 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 13:22:54 good humid morning all! 13:23:48 Hi 13:24:15 -!- olsner has joined. 13:48:25 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello). 14:38:50 -!- sebbu has joined. 14:39:38 -!- sebbu has quit (Changing host). 14:39:38 -!- sebbu has joined. 14:40:44 -!- sebbu3 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 14:45:38 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 14:47:33 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:47:57 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 14:55:12 Taneb: seems that there are only the two of us today. any Great News about Intelligesoteritsia? 14:58:11 Not really 14:59:02 -!- conehead has joined. 14:59:06 not even an update on the II? 14:59:26 I have been here waiting a while for my solution 15:00:13 xantrixo: o hai! what is the Original Problem pertaining to your The Solution? 15:00:15 -!- nooodl_ has joined. 15:00:40 How could this be done in an esoteric lang? :D http://pastebin.com/eGqD0f16 15:00:50 http://pastebin.com/bTh7Ttfe 15:00:56 Is what my program does 15:03:56 oh hm. you could transcompile what you wrote into brainfuck. maybe some sick^W twisted^W alternatively minded person from this fine channel has already done the job (or part thereof). 15:05:51 and befunge? :D 15:05:55 or golfscript? 15:06:22 xantrixo: after the first step, you just write a bf interpreter into your esolang of choice :D 15:20:30 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 15:21:57 -!- Bike has joined. 15:28:10 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 15:33:42 -!- Nisstyre has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 15:35:49 -!- Nisstyre has joined. 15:46:07 http://www.haskellforall.com/2013/05/program-imperatively-using-haskell.html ← shmock bait. another fine and interesting blog article, that will leave me in a temporary state of enlightenment followed by incomprehension and frustration when I try to grok lens by myself afterwards. 15:59:36 -!- sprocklem has joined. 16:07:18 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 16:09:23 -!- xantrixo has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 16:09:24 -!- jsvine has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 16:09:43 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 16:18:42 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 16:20:30 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 16:22:07 -!- Bike has joined. 16:22:55 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:27:52 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 16:33:33 -!- sprocklem has joined. 16:38:10 -!- jsvine has joined. 16:40:56 -!- FreeFull has joined. 16:44:57 -!- Taneb has joined. 16:47:40 -!- Taneb has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 17:01:59 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:04:57 -!- sprocklem has joined. 17:10:52 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:12:01 -!- sprocklem has joined. 17:14:20 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:15:16 `quote sprocklem 17:15:18 No output. 17:15:23 `relcome sprocklem 17:15:27 ​sprocklem: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 17:15:53 hmm... `relcome lacks enough blue tints. 17:15:57 `relcome chicken 17:16:01 ​chicken: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 17:16:05 ah! better! 17:25:38 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Quit: Done for now - Probably Busy). 17:29:36 -!- zzo38 has joined. 17:37:02 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 17:40:16 i wish this keyboard were capable of backticks 17:42:07 quintopià: what layout are you using? 17:42:42 android 17:42:46 oh hm. 17:44:34 if you have an HTC, you can do backquotes with the various chinese input methods. 17:45:49 hah its a moto 17:46:20 d̀àr̀ǹ. 17:46:37 I've installed that "Hacker's Keyboard" thing from the market to my Android thing. But maybe it's not all that combattible. 17:52:38 I have found that the SDL headers use a similar trick than I did to enforce that types have a certain size. 17:55:23 -!- oerjan has joined. 18:06:13 ~metar CYUL 18:06:15 CYUL 031700Z 24013G19KT 15SM SCT030 BKN045 16/08 A2984 RMK SC4SC3 SLP104 DENSITY ALT 300FT 18:06:18 ~metar EFRO 18:06:18 EFRO 031750Z AUTO VRB03KT 080V150 CAVOK 21/15 Q1014 18:06:28 * boily sighs... 18:06:35 WHYYYYYY! 18:22:10 AW citizenship is goinf free <-- this discrimination of goinfs has to end! 18:22:27 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2004/dec/11/weekend.jonronson RONSON TIME 18:22:53 ~duck goinf 18:22:53 --- No relevant information 18:22:55 -!- sprocklem has joined. 18:23:20 crossing the runway on a bride?? <-- is this kind of a dual competition to that wife-carrying thing finns love so much? 18:23:53 i suppose that would a mpetition 18:24:38 i guess technically the finns are crossing on grooms 18:26:47 I DONT HAVR ONE <-- this is like not having, except more vikingish 18:27:09 i sense an underlying theme to today's logreading 18:27:25 I'm not really sensing it, what's the theme? 18:27:28 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/jan/01/weekend.jonronson (i am mostly doing this to spite elliott) 18:27:49 olsner: to sense it properly, find a mispletoe 18:28:06 a mistletoe? 18:28:16 no, a mispletoe. 18:29:14 an misspelltoe? 18:29:29 now you're thinking with puntals 18:30:05 its insensitive to ask for pics of my nonexistent imaginatinon kmc <-- if elliott can have no imagination, then kmc can have no sense hth 18:31:40 hmm, I wonder what I've learned during the last half decade or so, suspect it's not a lot 18:32:00 haskell! 18:32:08 (you have learned haskell, no?) 18:32:51 yes, but that might have been mostly longer ago ... not entirely sure when I was learning haskell 18:33:05 or when I last learned more haskell 18:33:06 did you learn to eat sushi? (i haven't.) 18:33:48 quite sure I still do it wrong, but I'm entirely fine with eating sushi the wrong way 18:34:20 there is no wrong way to eat sushi 18:34:49 maybe there is no wrong way to eat sushi. if someone tries to invent one, the japanese make it into a tv show and then it's not wrong any more. 18:35:18 she doesn't like to be eaten at all, but i suspect she's fine with being eaten out 18:36:10 :wat: 18:36:11 eating out is all the rage. 18:37:50 Phantom_Hoover: angkor 18:37:53 you are talking about my friend @sushimustwrite correct? 18:38:14 i'm sorry i do not know your friend. 18:39:06 wat 18:39:26 is your friend bad at english grammar 18:39:29 well she is the internet 18:39:33 do you use the internet 18:39:39 it happens 18:39:52 she is for porn 18:40:09 wat 18:40:18 good, someone has to balance out all those against it 18:40:18 oh good, it wasn't just me. 18:40:31 she knows she is for porn, tho. she's cool with it. 18:40:44 so she doesn't think the job blows? 18:41:00 well she's not just a big truck man 18:41:10 she's not something you can just dump something on 18:41:11 wat http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/feb/05/weekend.jonronson 18:41:36 Phantom_Hoover: watt 18:41:54 ouate. 18:42:07 NO i will not have the name of watt dragged through the dirt by association with this conversation 18:42:12 hm, maybe it's not so bad that they went out of business. 18:42:25 Phantom_Hoover: but we were just building up steam... 18:42:26 who 18:42:41 Borders. 18:44:14 borders without doctors 18:45:24 `quote screaming fternooners 18:45:26 No output. 18:45:34 :( 18:46:08 can't spell eh 18:46:49 I can spell, eh. 18:50:39 what's a fternooner 18:51:58 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:52:52 quintopia: it's a nordic delicacy. according to ørjan (or olsner, I always get the two confused), it screams. 18:52:58 `pastlogs fternooner 18:53:00 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pastlogs: not found 18:53:04 `pastelogs fternooner 18:53:28 * boily whistles while it whiles away... 18:53:41 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.17995 18:54:14 oerjan: hi 18:55:16 -!- sprocklem has joined. 18:57:04 jó napot 18:57:19 ~duck napot 18:57:19 --- No relevant information 18:59:25 -!- Taneb has joined. 19:00:57 ~duck napot, I said. 19:00:58 --- No relevant information 19:01:05 ~duck taneb 19:01:06 --- No relevant information 19:01:11 stupid duck. 19:04:18 -!- Taneb has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 19:04:22 -!- atriq has joined. 19:10:53 -!- atriq has changed nick to Taneb. 19:17:24 boily: aah, fternooners! 19:17:31 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:17:40 (it's danish though) 19:20:12 -!- sprocklem has joined. 19:21:02 -!- sebbu3 has joined. 19:21:50 -!- sebbu3 has quit (Changing host). 19:21:50 -!- sebbu3 has joined. 19:22:18 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 19:22:56 en smuk ftensang 19:24:23 oerjan: "a beautiful ftensang"??? 19:24:39 it is, isn't it 19:25:49 I can't deny that assertion. 19:27:33 oerjan: did you finish logreading 19:28:05 no 19:30:02 Are some of you good at quantum computing? 19:31:10 zzo38: I am, and I am not. 19:31:35 -!- sebbu3 has changed nick to sebbu. 19:37:43 -!- jix has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 19:39:43 What is a portable way to tell what directory the running C program is in, in a program using SDL? 19:43:11 that is not quantum computing hth 19:44:24 TastyToast, i hear you made a brainfuck derivative, i hate you, i will brick your brain, etc. <-- wait does it really count as making a bf derivative if it's identical to an already existing one hth 19:45:38 yes 19:46:46 -!- ais523 has joined. 19:49:20 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:49:51 -!- sprocklem has joined. 19:51:13 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:51:39 I knew it! http://whatsdifferentincanada.tumblr.com/post/51726269607/the-dentist 19:52:20 -!- ais523_ has joined. 19:52:32 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: No route to host). 19:52:45 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 19:53:54 -!- MindlessDrone has quit (Quit: MindlessDrone). 19:54:30 boily, in canada do you all have awful teeth because of socialised medicine 19:55:47 Phantom_Hoover: quite the contrary. dentistry is a very private affair here, but usually covered by your dental plan. 19:56:02 Phantom_Hoover, a few hours ago 19:56:08 There were 8 van Doorns in one room 19:56:29 In the UK 19:56:53 @ping 19:56:53 pong 19:56:59 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 19:58:45 around christmas, there tends to be a lot of boilys (or is it boilies?) together, which gets very passive-aggressive year after year because of my cousins' lack of imagination. 19:58:55 (they tend to name their kids the same) 19:59:38 -!- Bike_ has joined. 20:00:27 the octodoorn. we are all doorned. 20:00:45 Taneb: You should've gone to that room! 20:01:01 shachaf, I was in that room! 20:01:09 That room was my dining room! 20:01:15 jean-claude and jean-claude, stop harassing jean-claude! 20:03:06 -!- kallisti has joined. 20:03:06 -!- kallisti has quit (Changing host). 20:03:06 -!- kallisti has joined. 20:05:09 oerjan: no jean-claude yet, sadly. but we do have multiple adams! 20:05:36 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 20:05:53 My dad was named after his uncle 20:06:02 As was one of his brothers (a different uncle) 20:06:38 my uncle was named after his dad 20:06:53 only half the name though 20:18:08 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 20:36:56 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 20:41:06 neat, I can track back my tree up to the settlers who came from France. 20:41:54 I'm a twelfth generation quebecker. 20:44:55 I'm a first generation Hexhamer 20:46:54 of course. you're all part of a collective hive mind, and split and form clones. so, counting generations would be a little bit awkward. 20:48:01 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 20:49:21 Taneb: the plural form of "van Doorn" is "vans Doorn" hth 20:49:25 objectivist hive mind 20:49:47 nooodl_, but "van" is a preposition! 20:49:59 nooodl is of course the trial of nodl 20:50:22 ~duck trial 20:50:23 A trial is, in the most general sense, a test, usually a test to see whether something does or does not meet a given standard. 20:50:38 the plural form of "van Doorn" is "der Doorns" hth 20:50:58 nooodl_: are you standardized? 20:51:15 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 20:51:36 I disagree. the plural of "van Doorn" is "les Doornes", but we should still ask our Plural Expert, namely fizzie, for confirmation. 20:52:52 the plural form of "van Doorn" is "van Stengel" (complicated dutch joke imo) 20:53:17 the joke is quite simple imo 20:53:24 ~duck stengel 20:53:25 American baseball player and manager, most notably of the New York Yankees, a team he led to ten American League pennants and seven World Series championships. 20:53:39 * boily scratches his head in incomprehension 20:53:42 imo ~eend for dutch word lookup 20:53:53 noted! 20:54:13 ~eend stengel 20:54:13 --- Possible commands: dice, duck, echo, eval, fortune, metar, ping, yi 20:54:14 (that means I should also add ~鴨) 20:54:16 bullshit. 20:54:25 Bike: noted, not implemented. 20:54:31 -!- kallisti has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 20:54:34 notimplemented 20:54:35 ~yi 20:54:36 Your divination: "Diminishing" to "Polarising" 20:54:41 i 20:57:36 it's 2013 and they _still_ make heating systems without thermostats? 20:58:30 I hear Germany has a super green plan to replace all nuclear plants with coal plants. 21:00:20 uhm... coal plants irradiate more than nuclear plants... 21:03:05 i'm sure it's clean coal!! 21:03:39 Koen_: I shall cry for them :'( 21:04:09 I'm hoping they will replace their nuclear-powered submarines as well 21:04:59 what do you need a submarine for nowadays, except for scientific research? 21:05:11 lol, coal-powered submarine. 21:05:42 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/feb/12/weekend.jonronsonhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/feb/12/weekend.jonronson did i link this because i should have 21:06:10 twice even 21:06:35 fucking copy and paste 21:07:19 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/feb/19/weekend.jonronson this is even better somehow 21:09:17 ............................................................................................ 21:09:26 and a ; too, just because you really deserve it. 21:10:12 ... 21:10:23 I just realised that in my head all punctuation sounds like "uh" 21:10:40 So that 'a' really weirded me out 21:10:50 Even though it makes perfect sense and is absolutely correct 21:12:41 those were French dots. they sound more like [œ〜ə]. 21:13:02 I was really talking about the semicolon 21:13:44 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 21:14:42 he... he disappeared! nooooooo! 21:16:46 -!- sebbu3 has joined. 21:17:26 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 21:17:35 -!- sebbu3 has quit (Changing host). 21:17:36 -!- sebbu3 has joined. 21:17:37 -!- sebbu3 has changed nick to sebbu. 21:18:57 anyone here that can reasonably impersonate Taneb? 21:26:46 -!- boily has quit (Quit: Poulet!). 21:26:53 -!- metasepia has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:32:56 anyone know which values I want in which registers? 21:34:24 (one of them is now "1" and that's wrong because that's not mapped anywhere in memory) 21:36:33 surely you want 42 somewhere hth 21:38:29 Surely. But where? r12? 21:55:21 hey guys. no game of thrones s3e9 spoilers here: http://i.imgur.com/SbKfThn.gif 21:55:22 just thought i'd share 21:57:20 -!- aloril has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 22:01:43 -!- elieser224 has joined. 22:01:51 -!- elieser224 has left. 22:11:40 -!- aloril has joined. 22:12:27 Would having a goat in your neighborhood reduce the noise? 22:19:40 -!- sacje has joined. 22:19:42 -!- sacje has quit (Changing host). 22:19:42 -!- sacje has joined. 22:31:46 -!- Bike_ has joined. 22:34:51 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 22:36:31 -!- Bike_ has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 22:37:03 -!- Bike has joined. 22:43:18 -!- nooodl_ has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 22:48:06 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 22:50:25 -!- Nisstyre has quit (Quit: Leaving). 22:53:19 experience tends to show that if you've had your nose broken less than four years ago and suddenly spend more than fifty hours without sleeping, you should be very careful while blowing it 22:55:38 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: OKAY). 23:00:22 Haaah. 23:01:36 -!- elieser224 has joined. 23:04:44 -!- copumpkin has joined. 23:05:25 -!- copumpkin has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 23:06:48 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 23:07:35 -!- elieser224 has left. 23:12:11 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 23:12:13 -!- copumpkin has joined. 23:20:30 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 23:41:08 -!- jsvine has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 23:46:53 http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2005/feb/26/weekend.jonronson i wonder if elliott is even listening 23:49:01 Omen had a sequel? Why? 23:50:27 because it was a horror movie and that's one of the fundamental rules of the world 23:51:53 was there like a sequel to The Thing 23:54:49 no 23:55:46 WRONG! The video game was a sequel. You've failed.