< 1376611606 276279 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://skillsmatter.com/custom/images/tempbannerhaskell-exchange-670x180px.gif what a good picture < 1376611617 26187 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :xtreme haskell xchange < 1376611640 676054 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that banner looks like an anime convention ad O_O < 1376611701 936092 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, Fiora: http://joshreads.tumblr.com/post/58349908871/ < 1376611730 96664 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell is the most anime of programming languages < 1376611742 174857 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: haha < 1376611769 906956 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: oh gosh < 1376611891 569234 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: good < 1376611948 987515 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.theawl.com/2013/08/i-may-not-harm-jeff-bezos in related news. < 1376612068 30435 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's Okay To Feel Bad / Jeff Bezos' Robot Butler Tells All / Dale Cooper: Barthes, Bodies, Porn / Will Be Humiliated For Attention / Stoya: Sex, Porn, Feminism, Kitties / Get It Now: The Awl's Weekend Companion < 1376612092 806718 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patricia Lockwood, "Rape Joke".. what the heck sort of news site is this < 1376612106 418183 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of person reads news sites nowadays < 1376612112 688026 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just get everything """"aggregated""" < 1376612289 218785 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: http://xxx.lanl.gov/pdf/astro-ph/0302075.pdf ignoring the total rest of this paper, for some reason the title makes me giggle < 1376612320 197797 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this porn < 1376612335 193650 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :los alamos government porn distributor < 1376612345 743752 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376612347 146985 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, arxiv. how unfun < 1376612359 97783 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a very... straightforward title. < 1376612372 736885 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"more mind-numblingly large celestial objects made of irregular materials, i guess" < 1376612440 850159 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1376612549 427133 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, the acronyms "third dredge-up (3DUP)" < 1376612610 733920 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've been reading psychology. you have no idea how sick i am of initialisms < 1376612623 497488 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :we're talking "potential task (PT)" here < 1376612630 674956 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :... what XD < 1376612657 103208 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're almost as bad as the military < 1376613064 811579 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric : "partial mixing of protons (PMP)" < 1376613085 582858 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376614062 793501 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376614631 647546 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376614678 768050 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"that banner looks like an anime convention ad" wow... yes it does < 1376614867 290877 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376615217 11715 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/nsa-broke-privacy-rules-thousands-of-times-per-year-audit-finds/2013/08/15/3310e554-05ca-11e3-a07f-49ddc7417125_print.html "One in 10 incidents is attributed to a typographical error in which an analyst enters an incorrect query and retrieves data about U.S phone calls or e-mails." < 1376615661 935396 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1376615710 641939 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can believe that, really < 1376615807 904336 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376616078 455668 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.cessna.com/citation/longitude < 1376616105 60565 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how this is a webpage designed with the intention of getting you to buy a plane < 1376616136 890014 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Generous in size, extravagant in spaciousness" < 1376616190 866137 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"When science becomes art, anything is possible" < 1376616209 254689 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"fuck, i can't think of another way of wording 'it's really big', better reach for the thesaurus" < 1376616222 453391 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, i won't lie, i want one now < 1376616223 230472 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yupppp < 1376616236 952758 :carado__!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a JOIN :#esoteric < 1376616298 893456 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376616459 343495 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Piloting the Longitude has been simplified to the level of smartphone or ATM operation" < 1376616473 443500 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is terrifying < 1376616476 224726 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that they would even write that < 1376616496 174074 :carado__!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Client Quit < 1376616509 783860 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that just makes me want one even more < 1376616514 695537 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.cessna.com/~/media/Images/Aircraft/citation/longitude/infographics/img-citat-specs-infograp-long.ashx < 1376616521 625338 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean look! you could go to like... < 1376616522 633129 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghan < 1376616523 169428 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a < 1376616539 224903 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and take 8 friends! < 1376616548 406295 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :7 friends unless you are friends with the pilot < 1376616554 999167 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is their example airport Sheffield? < 1376616557 373057 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :who wouldn't be friends with a pilot < 1376616577 426429 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's also http://www.cessna.com/single-engine/skyhawk < 1376616599 753844 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which i wasn't going to link but then i realised that the section titled "THE GATEKEEPER OF AVIATION EXCELLENCE" was actually referring to the doors < 1376616778 333471 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Range: 4000 nanometers? < 1376616822 253681 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Max crusing speed: 490 kilotonneattoseconds? < 1376616836 644178 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i < 1376616945 863897 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a JOIN :#esoteric < 1376616952 820470 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i have this vague memory of seeing a comment that this haskell banner was part of some larger conference or something which chose anime style that year < 1376616969 439934 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_172#Operational_history okay, this is amazing and insane < 1376617013 673812 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i feel like there's an easier way to refuel in the air < 1376617034 476228 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but doesn't everyone refuel by hovering next to a car? < 1376617068 887598 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376617152 822356 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is the best < 1376617168 684314 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not just fuel but also food and water < 1376617177 114192 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and engine oil < 1376617214 325915 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :" Early in the flight, the engine-driven electric generator failed. A Champion wind-driven generator (turned by a small propeller) was hoisted aboard, taped to the wing support strut, and plugged into the cigarette lighter socket; it served as the aircraft's source of electricity for the rest of the flight. " < 1376617306 654541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a little weird that the "Operational history" section is entirely about that one flight < 1376617316 284956 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :since this is the article about the most produced aircraft in history < 1376617323 355248 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :over 43,000 < 1376617341 875014 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it's to deflect your attention from the fact that it's a completely inadequate operational history < 1376617823 165116 :doesthiswork!~Adium@174-31-178-247.tukw.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376617944 287496 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what operational history < 1376617953 636396 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont see anything that is operational < 1376618032 455319 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about denotational history < 1376618989 306598 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376619259 917083 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376619438 967550 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a JOIN :#esoteric < 1376619558 549369 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1376619929 842675 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376620143 597178 :itsy!~digital_w@82.0.112.87.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376620147 273219 :impomatic!~chatzilla@82.0.112.87.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376622136 710350 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376622887 173804 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu NICK :45PABFR8T < 1376622896 165065 :45PABFR8T!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu NICK :augur < 1376622985 870460 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Yay, I unlocked the Zoltan Cruiser. < 1376623189 282988 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :whee < 1376623190 300270 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1376623205 463632 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376623641 401271 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1376623710 385301 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376624017 332767 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Hmm, it doesn't seem so great. < 1376624034 383417 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what I get for the whole peace thing, I suppose. < 1376624273 573501 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of the Zoltan cruisers is rather nice IIRC < 1376624288 443725 :noooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376624324 842079 :noooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376624374 793908 :noooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376624529 926211 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1376624841 18306 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376625250 164615 :noooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Quit: noooodl < 1376625593 465892 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the best part of non-English-subtitled English language musical comedy is the explanation of puns in parentheses. < 1376625620 484884 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which, for romance languages, are somewhat intelligible for exclusive anglophones. < 1376625955 275236 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get why you'd explain puns in translation notes. nobody's going to laugh. < 1376625974 923326 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :puns aren't for laughing they're for groaning < 1376625998 304716 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :homegroan puns < 1376626011 108026 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :im sure at least one person has laughed thanks to the translation < 1376626023 195649 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yeah like that < 1376626043 908878 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imho, the printing press killed puns < 1376626061 954233 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they used to be a very high form of humor, a show of intelligence. < 1376626062 234195 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo, fun puns do not exist. < 1376626088 185639 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought wit was higher? < 1376626098 725936 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they were used in many contexts, not just jokes: speeches, legal proceedings, etc. < 1376626115 24240 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo, wbuna xvivavrzv do not exist < 1376626126 907689 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376626130 975856 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wit is to do with the source of your humor, assuming it's good. < 1376626147 946278 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`r13 wbuna xvivavrzv < 1376626148 184635 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imo, nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function that do not lie on the critical line don't exist. Ymmv. < 1376626175 6187 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gently prods HackEgo
< 1376626178 956007 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1376626185 976659 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`r13 wbuna xvivavrzv < 1376626191 165976 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it's an omen hth < 1376626208 6876 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jub gur urpx vf Wbuna Xvivavrzv? < 1376626208 886581 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :admittedly it might simply be because the command is wrong < 1376626211 765796 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo hi < 1376626213 56115 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1376626216 828975 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1376626221 75753 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which r13 < 1376626222 446030 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/r13 < 1376626228 918501 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@yarr 13 < 1376626229 118582 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :Har de har har! < 1376626239 646883 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :eqee < 1376626244 284841 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :@rot13 < 1376626244 484668 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1376626245 125814 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo wbuna xvivavrzv | r13 < 1376626246 428658 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :johan kiviniemi < 1376626269 543749 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :anticlimactic < 1376626297 555612 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :rot13ing this is nagvpyvznpgvp < 1376626336 317209 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which rot13 < 1376626337 606468 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/rot13 < 1376626350 77179 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rot13 Jub gur urpx vf Wbuna Xvivavrzv? < 1376626351 524770 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who the heck is Johan Kiviniemi? < 1376626400 96259 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rot13 ymmv < 1376626401 401625 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :lzzi < 1376626471 129522 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Xraagb wnyr̀e lbeh cnqre. < 1376626493 796722 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rot13 Xraagb wnyr̀e lbeh cnqre. < 1376626495 16442 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kennto jalèr yoru pader. < 1376626498 706955 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, you may be interested to know that the groan is a recent phenomenon (last century or so) < 1376626533 252628 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like some type of language. Reminds me of... Irish, maybe? Though only vaguely. < 1376626559 621420 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Yoru pader" sounds kind of like English. Or maybe "pader" is from Latin. < 1376626572 506329 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, interesting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groans_of_the_Britons < 1376626599 18563 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the british isles have a quite interesting history in roman times. < 1376626601 703364 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :And "kennto"... doesn't that have sort of a... I'm not sure what, exactly. A Celtic feel or something? Or British, or what. < 1376626609 603022 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Jalèr" looks like French, though. < 1376626611 416623 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody likes ancient british history :( < 1376626613 926647 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then there were kings and stuff... boring, you know... < 1376626646 696461 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: are you trying to analyze what _you_ wrote? < 1376626656 387413 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yeah! What language is this? < 1376626687 486753 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like it's probably a European language, doesn't it? Like, I definitely don't think I'd say it looks like any particular non-European language. < 1376626716 284555 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, it doesn't look entirely unlike Vietnamese, from the very very little I know of Vietnamese. < 1376626721 328634 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like, you don't know what you yourself wrote, like? < 1376626733 368714 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know exactly what it means; I'm just pretending I don't. < 1376626773 346030 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Yoru pader" just really sounds a lot like "your father". Maybe it's some weird variant of English or something. Like English turned into... something else. < 1376626799 482189 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O KAY < 1376626850 597899 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Google Translate says that "kennto" looks like Finnish and "jalèr" looks like Spanish. < 1376626898 359163 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :The sentence *kind* of looks like it could be Finnish. Like, it doesn't use any letters not used in Finnish, apart from è, does it? But it doesn't actually look like Finnish at all. < 1376626911 296769 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty impressive that `rot13 is i18n, actually. < 1376626952 417709 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: that it successfully converted r̀ to è? I'm not that impressed; that's just an ASCII English letter followed by a combining diacritic. < 1376627051 547016 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it's not its own unicode character < 1376627079 687572 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ hm, my irssi doesn't like your characters < 1376627129 455371 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The similarities between man and computer cannot be ignored, computers are essentially biological systems with a transistor." why do i do this to myself, help < 1376627168 960318 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1376627172 217284 :sub_space!x@0x00.me JOIN :#esoteric < 1376627174 137234 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :where < 1376627187 897720 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION licks ion - no particular reason
< 1376627192 809553 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the land of the dead < 1376627195 637165 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelogs 0x00.me < 1376627203 497147 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: muhahahha < 1376627228 827142 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: do you know this person? giving that this isn't the first time < 1376627238 399333 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.29853 < 1376627266 539211 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1376627268 907062 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: we are friends from the n(th) dimension. < 1376627280 608277 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: tell elliott < 1376627297 656910 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: hey why is 0x00.me an uncredited comic in shitty jpg form. < 1376627343 528361 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: zoidberg < 1376627360 667291 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok well I'm literally sick of you already. < 1376627362 297530 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty rude to use someone's art without crediting them. < 1376627365 90211 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :;[ < 1376627383 36606 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION holds elliott's hair
< 1376627400 828960 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: i am pretty sure elliott will ban sub_space if you don't confirm you know him - nah it won't help anyway. < 1376627412 417556 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :who cares? < 1376627417 207719 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :plz cease with the unsolicited physical contact < 1376627420 549735 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1376627429 121501 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome sub_space < 1376627431 751369 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​05sub_10sp12ace: Welc07ome to the international hub fo08r eso06teri04c prog10ra07mming language desi06gn and14 dep04l07oyment! F12or more info10rmation04, che02ck out11 12our 12wiki: http://esolan10gs.org/wi09ki/Main05_Pag06e. (For the other ki02nd of esoter07i04c04a, tr03y #es14ot08eric on07 irc09.dal.net.) < 1376627434 827207 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :tnx mnoqy < 1376627439 489471 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-* < 1376627464 500346 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the comic tho < 1376627472 579965 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually if ion said he knows you and doesn't mind you joining just to lick you twice then I would be ok but everything you have said since has progressively decreased my confidence in you < 1376627473 488005 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :where's lambdabot:?: :( < 1376627484 648480 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not here < 1376627494 547481 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot is right here... < 1376627503 889879 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: yeah, it's from a webcomic called subnormality. < 1376627520 819125 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems a bit what's the word < 1376627522 767243 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1376627525 77797 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :subnormality is cool < 1376627526 324161 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i;ll leave it at that < 1376627533 77766 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: subnormal? < 1376627540 228170 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no not that word < 1376627541 929216 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :subnormality is fantastic < 1376627556 757018 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a lot of the time) < 1376627591 153826 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> putStrLn "I'm here" < 1376627592 107627 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1376627704 722805 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1376627829 609308 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: what are your intentions as to your presence in this channel < 1376627852 527796 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: hrm.. that's deep. < 1376627900 743173 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember when i was new and the first thing i got asked is what my business here was? how times have changed < 1376627912 558960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually it simplifies down to "do you intend to do anything but join and lick ion and then be alternately vague or creepy in response to any questions" < 1376627921 472798 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got the same question too.. ;) < 1376627923 28072 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is pretty shallow, as questions go < 1376627931 987774 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1376627942 187873 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: what _is_ your business here, anyway < 1376627957 235364 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i dodged the question back then too < 1376627967 404537 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :said something like my business is usually idling < 1376627968 784597 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think everyone does.. < 1376627985 523356 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yes, but time will tell. i do not intent to intentionally create any friction between users. < 1376627994 749137 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :indend * < 1376627999 118311 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1376628011 84190 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good correction imo < 1376628137 730974 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1376628257 538855 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: why do you use anything but' < 1376628268 693998 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :with 'and then' < 1376628270 258565 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric : ? < 1376628394 849917 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: how many fingers am i holding up? < 1376628556 411085 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1376628569 269591 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: (n-m) < 1376628588 159030 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :fingers < 1376628600 678897 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :of type fingers < 1376628619 940108 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in universe hand < 1376628627 498863 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see you are covering all bases < 1376628627 737655 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :for each subset of universe < 1376628690 642509 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do you have any comment on the issue? < 1376628690 880081 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: is something wrong? want me to leave? i don't wanna hear it! c'mon, let's go and see the headlines in the middle of nowhere? < 1376628705 59280 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: no, no! < 1376628705 259993 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but, i'm expecting a good long look at the two levers up and the planet... i don't know what time it wasn't that difficult. < 1376628784 49167 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :love me. love me. just say that you love me. < 1376628979 989386 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you do the loving bit, you're better at it than me. < 1376628980 228092 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: there he is literally miles away from the mako reactor countinues to suck up all the townspeople? no way we could see each other? < 1376629015 861756 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: well i cannot see him either. < 1376629016 61751 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well, have special powers to their fullest... there goes the pillar, right? i hope he doesn't get hurt. < 1376629145 424486 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: speak earn your treats. < 1376629145 624707 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: hey? aren't i the same ' ol me. my feelings. < 1376629168 139570 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: speak | earn your treats. (*) < 1376629168 376698 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: dyne didn't care who anyone was...... we will, and put him to say this to you? < 1376629243 74598 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose. if it's absolutely necessary and can not be avoided by assuming an inverse relationship < 1376629259 989686 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION dances with fungot
< 1376629260 189872 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: where did i make a drink just as long as we did it! i'm comin' with me! < 1376629310 920083 :doesthiswork!~Adium@174-31-178-247.tukw.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1376629405 860046 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: why m? < 1376629406 60144 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: remember, the huge materia. this part is broken.... < 1376629409 379898 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376629460 920936 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help what s going on < 1376629465 154958 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad < 1376629465 355308 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this channel under attack < 1376629468 303098 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1376629470 190059 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :;[ < 1376629472 370186 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_o < 1376629474 739376 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey shachaf did you see the thing < 1376629478 958996 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the tonight thing < 1376629479 940452 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sould have joined erlier
< 1376629482 942255 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i fix it < 1376629483 494459 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1376629485 270138 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: no!! < 1376629488 354558 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you list the list < 1376629490 775900 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's good i recommend seeing it < 1376629497 580378 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo list the list < 1376629501 827062 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`list < 1376629505 412053 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1376629505 612229 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 atriq Bike boily cuttlefish elliott fgrep Fiora fungot HackEgo metasepia mnoqy monqy Ngevd nortti oklopol Phantom_Hoover pikhq quintopia Sgeo SgeoBot SUPREME_BUTT_SUI Taneb < 1376629507 332782 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's smlist < 1376629520 862381 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do it mnoqy < 1376629528 478055 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`smlist < 1376629529 839628 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :smlist: shachaf monqy elliott mnoqy < 1376629530 114231 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like that?? < 1376629532 898667 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1376629544 691951 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :for """"extra credit' you can give a number < 1376629552 310721 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but no need < 1376629596 570538 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1376629604 463158 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like a sequel of the last one < 1376629607 440132 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1376629619 167659 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for the recommnoqydation < 1376630042 831442 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376630058 531187 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376630259 258891 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376630275 478514 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1376630282 837502 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1376630320 782187 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet JOIN :#esoteric < 1376630645 871496 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I'm annoyed by the #haskell sentiment that if something is hard to do in Haskell then it isn't worth doing. < 1376630656 591256 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Hard in Haskell and easy in another language.) < 1376630743 842209 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what? no mutable variables? how will i ever be able to do anything?! < 1376630744 42688 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need a teacher. < 1376630762 435748 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: funny that in most cases the haskell code is shorter and easier to read.. :) < 1376630766 91514 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: teach me. < 1376630772 441780 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i will give you .. things < 1376630786 624284 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: thats very vague... < 1376630825 732457 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :CADD: so? < 1376630837 891525 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nit < 1376630843 441633 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: teach... what? < 1376630888 403409 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :hrm. < 1376630925 911674 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :CADD: how to appreciate < 1376630938 442860 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :that teaching plz. < 1376630963 143948 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu NICK :Bike < 1376630967 322414 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: that was a sentence fragment.. please speak in proper sentences.. < 1376630969 551608 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :wb Bike < 1376631073 740017 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :CADD: please explain to elliott that I would like to present an opportunity to exchange 'things' for lessons in appreciation. < 1376631103 131798 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: you can do it yourself. elaborate on "things"// < 1376631213 483503 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :CADD: i can but i would like to share because it makes me feel alive. things - flowpaths from which one may benefit < 1376631229 544710 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :alive for alive. < 1376631267 296577 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :things:// < 1376631300 951980 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe things://idkwhatimdoing.blogspot.com < 1376631317 602182 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :new ip protocol. i call dibs < 1376631337 16028 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uFIb3pXqg < 1376631374 752875 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :has anyone figured out how to shake hands with the sun? < 1376631387 102764 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :(speaking of protocols and all that shit) < 1376632212 623611 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it requires a SHA65536 implementation < 1376632263 796860 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376632386 137404 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: and LOLCODE instead of javascript < 1376632443 545523 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like 4096-bit XAES < 1376632584 823763 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's useful to have hash functions with big outputs (e.g. for RSASSA-PSS signatures) but usually one concatenates SHA(0 || message), SHA(1 || message), SHA(2 || message), etc. until one has enough bits < 1376632588 866174 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think < 1376632633 404838 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the width of enough_bits ? < 1376632642 255525 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't xaes 4048-bit < 1376632672 684985 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Is that what one actually does? I've never heard of it. < 1376632678 761510 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: you need a value the same size as the RSA modulus, so probably 2048 or 4096 bits < 1376632700 945243 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: but everyone is using ecc :'( < 1376632704 665382 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hates being so poor
< 1376632881 974491 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1376632915 430101 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376633094 609216 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: uh look at the wikipedia page on Full Domain Hashing and then read the paper by Rogaway (sorry, I'm on a computer which sucks at copy-paste) < 1376633140 221600 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :existentially unforgeable under adaptive chosen-message attacks < 1376633156 824022 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FDH is the obvious (?) thing where you hash your document to a value y with as many bits as n, and then signature = y^d mod n < 1376633191 177413 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has a security proof (which already puts it ahead of PKCS#1 v1.5) but it's not as good as the security theorem for PSS, which is a more complicated scheme that involves randomness < 1376633707 380260 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376633731 339122 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting that there's an anti-Lang Lang backlash now < 1376633745 563141 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or it's slightly more visible < 1376633912 385302 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that < 1376634024 77634 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lang_Lang_(pianist)? < 1376634088 59877 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :lang lang? < 1376634120 565436 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, http://www.home.unix-ag.org/simon/woof.html is the program I was looking for a while ago. < 1376634311 648414 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: YAY! < 1376634504 702015 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sub_space: What are you doing here? < 1376634656 497008 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: eating < 1376634660 626861 :sub_space!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: u? < 1376634668 704670 :sub_space!x@0x00.me NICK :consume < 1376634938 872440 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :si, piano player < 1376634990 598609 :consume!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice nice < 1376634992 627800 :consume!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :very nice < 1376635064 642556 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ug, microsoft, won't you stop paying people to promote your products without disclosing it? it's creeping us out. < 1376635101 979648 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1376635119 44889 :consume!x@0x00.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION needs to replenish energy
< 1376635149 484435 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376635293 711594 :consume!x@0x00.me PART #esoteric :"my people go let " < 1376635447 932782 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1376636547 833926 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet QUIT :Quit: sacje < 1376636834 480409 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-71-167.catv.broadband.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376636986 527477 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Google Street View driver detained by villagers in Thailand on suspicion of spying" well < 1376637076 473586 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1376639710 542010 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376640403 182622 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376640414 373361 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf JOIN :#esoteric < 1376641457 32579 :pntkl!~pntkl@96.26.224.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376642982 824306 :pntkl!~pntkl@96.26.224.149 PART :#esoteric < 1376643429 506180 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man, I really want to learn knot theory for some bizarre reason < 1376644470 712797 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's probably knot a good idea. < 1376644834 442046 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@HSI-KBW-134-3-130-100.hsi14.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1376645580 400023 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1376647023 375280 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376648677 150160 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am now the proud and mildly confused owner of a Raspberry Pi computer < 1376648711 960817 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a name for RPi owners? Like, you know, there's bronies and so on. < 1376648733 355171 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps "raspies". < 1376648768 426489 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"raspy: Slutty. Has a lot of sex." (Urban Dictionary) < 1376648771 560367 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, perhaps not. < 1376649062 430156 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no way to connect it to a display, though < 1376649116 857796 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a curse, man < 1376649118 243481 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a curse < 1376649143 519716 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at best you use it as a media centre < 1376649358 531087 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't really need a display. < 1376649390 846217 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think the Pi is a terribly good media box, either. < 1376649471 144871 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, but you can never think of a better use < 1376649557 579909 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've had one use already, and I've only had it less than a year. That's not such a bad hit rate. < 1376649809 522836 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd probably be able to think of more uses if I had a HDMI cable < 1376650160 730631 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376650253 693696 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sounds quite unlikely. < 1376650327 953727 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi < 1376650332 504079 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi, AnotherTest < 1376650546 234957 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1376650578 110589 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376650657 972372 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376650756 30715 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Client Quit < 1376650788 345910 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376651246 992944 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1376651278 181339 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376651364 357956 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Client Quit < 1376652638 478303 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376652896 884238 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376652975 305876 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376653504 880721 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376653531 24924 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1376653796 438366 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1376654376 640372 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376657060 249001 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376658681 86495 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any metric for multiplicative groups modulo n? Can such a metric exist? < 1376658705 47611 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a JOIN :#esoteric < 1376658725 69585 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376658732 528299 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good /dev/pts morning! < 1376658772 118860 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376658789 182963 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1376658809 421417 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anothello. < 1376658834 534996 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh you just missed the question < 1376658836 253239 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any metric for multiplicative groups modulo n? Can such a metric exist? < 1376658850 381436 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck metrick < 1376658850 677850 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :--- No relevant information < 1376658852 763396 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck metric < 1376658853 98785 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :metric definition: '''plural''' a part of prosody that deals with metrical structure. < 1376658859 628212 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck modulo < 1376658859 885538 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :modulo definition: with respect to a modulus of. < 1376658881 942487 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnotherTest: only if you can abstract poetry from the group, it seems... < 1376658889 72869 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Metricks are the metrics used in magick. < 1376658912 46634 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, my math is too rusty to understand that question properly without having had my first coffee injection of the day. < 1376658957 410093 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: sckary. < 1376659167 722668 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :d(x,x) = 0; d(x,y) = 1 < 1376659276 762615 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... and preferably not the discrete one < 1376659358 5879 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :d(x,y) = |x-y| < 1376659423 186981 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok my question wasn't right < 1376659474 875084 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the concept of distance generalisable to matrices? < 1376659476 268921 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :You found the answer. < 1376659656 770735 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: I was actually trying to say: g^i = a mod n and g^j = b mod n; can you have a metric so that d(i, j) = d(a, b) < 1376659682 127795 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :or can you say have an operation < so that i < j => a < b < 1376659724 4955 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: sure, there are metrics on linear operators < 1376659764 940353 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnotherTest: is that for any g < 1376659771 615597 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: oh. < 1376659823 147171 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: if that is possible, yes < 1376659843 473478 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operator_norm < 1376659931 522114 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :AnotherTest: well, consider g = 1, for a start < 1376659943 304212 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is squicked and fascinated by the perversity and elegance of an operator norm
< 1376659955 133075 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: well g = 1 isn't very interesting due to the fact that all the elements will be 1 < 1376659960 481723 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1376659964 401818 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so forall g isn't going to work. < 1376659972 695946 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about g = 2 < 1376659984 390462 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :or well g > 2 < 1376659991 20859 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :* >= < 1376660020 88990 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably there's a problem in that those are periodic, with different periods for different g. < 1376660057 343701 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think possibly for any i there's some g such that a is whichever number < n you want. < 1376660165 174253 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if g is a prime, the group is cyclic < 1376660196 841822 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1376660209 114092 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: helloujo. a vietnamese colleague of mine told me about a restaurant that serves bún riêu! http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/67/1681559/restaurant/Saint-douard/Bun-Viet-Montreal < 1376660258 604711 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i guess you can define a norm for any vector space, probably, so the question is whether you actually have a vector space < 1376660340 732940 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> do let { n = 5; lt f = (<) `on` (fromJust . (`elemIndex` f)) }; f <- permutations [1..n-1]; guard $ and [ lt f (g^i `mod` n) (g^j `mod` n) || not (lt f i j) | i <- [0..n-2], j <- [0..n-2]; let {g = 2} ]; return f < 1376660342 217938 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:188: parse error on input `;' < 1376660358 19702 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> do let { n = 5; lt f = (<) `on` (fromJust . (`elemIndex` f)) } f <- permutations [1..n-1]; guard $ and [ lt f (g^i `mod` n) (g^j `mod` n) || not (lt f i j) | i <- [0..n-2], j <- [0..n-2]; let {g = 2} ]; return f < 1376660358 929864 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:64: parse error on input `f' < 1376660362 986719 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's deep. < 1376660405 729550 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot is impersonating my own bot this morning... < 1376660469 7115 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> do let { n = 5; lt f = (<) `on` (fromJust . (`elemIndex` f)); }; f <- permutations [0..n-1]; guard $ and [ lt f (g^i `mod` n) (g^j `mod` n) || not (lt f i j) | g <- [2], i <- [0..n-2], j <- [0..n-2] ]; return f < 1376660470 224599 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : [[3,0,1,2,4],[3,4,2,1,0],[0,1,2,4,3],[4,2,1,0,3]] < 1376660584 715847 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> do let { n = 5; is_gen g = [1..n-1] == sort (map (g^) [0..n-2]); lt f = (<) `on` (fromJust . (`elemIndex` f)); }; f <- permutations [0..n-1]; guard $ and [ lt f (g^i `mod` n) (g^j `mod` n) || not (lt f i j) | g <- filter is_gen [2..n-1], i <- [0..n-2], j <- [0..n-2] ]; return f < 1376660585 859273 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : [[0,1,2,3,4],[1,0,2,3,4],[2,1,0,3,4],[1,2,0,3,4],[2,0,1,3,4],[0,2,1,3,4],[3... < 1376660664 309124 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> do let { n = 5; is_gen g = [1..n-1] == sort (map ((`mod`n).(g^)) [0..n-2]); lt f = (<) `on` (fromJust . (`elemIndex` f)); }; f <- permutations [0..n-1]; guard $ and [ lt f (g^i `mod` n) (g^j `mod` n) || not (lt f i j) | g <- filter is_gen [2..n-1], i <- [0..n-2], j <- [0..n-2] ]; return f < 1376660665 609712 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : [] < 1376660680 995977 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :v. informative series of letters, numbers, and symbols < 1376660751 852846 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> do n <- [2..]; let { is_gen g = [1..n-1] == sort (map ((`mod`n).(g^)) [0..n-2]); lt f = (<) `on` (fromJust . (`elemIndex` f)); }; g <- filter is_gen [2..n-1]; f <- permutations [0..n-1]; guard $ and [ lt f (g^i `mod` n) (g^j `mod` n) || not (lt f i j) | i <- [0..n-2], j <- [0..n-2] ]; return (n,g,f) < 1376660753 289558 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : [(3,2,[0,1,2]),(3,2,[2,1,0]),(5,2,[3,0,1,2,4]),(5,2,[3,4,2,1,0]),(5,2,[0,1,... < 1376660846 992276 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1376660852 316176 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, some groups are missing < 1376661250 893699 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376661733 702774 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah looks like i was wrong. < 1376662423 534601 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> intercalate"; "$map(\(n,g,o,f)->printf"n=%d g=%d ord=%d "n g o++intercalate"<"(show<$>f)) $ do n<-[2..]; let{ a**b=mod(a*b)n; gen g=map head.group.sort.take n$iterate(g**)g; is_gen=elem 1.gen; lt f=(<)`on`(fromJust.(`elemIndex`f)); }; g<-filter is_gen [2..n-1]; let{ o=length$gen g; gg=take o$iterate(**g)1 }; f<-permutations$union[0..o-1]gg; guard $ and [ lt f a b || not (lt f i j) | ((i,a),(j,b)) <- liftM2(,)`join`zip[0..o-1]gg ]; [(n,g,o,f)] < 1376662424 643134 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : "n=3 g=2 ord=2 0<1<2; n=3 g=2 ord=2 2<1<0; n=4 g=3 ord=2 0<1<3; n=4 g=3 ord... < 1376662643 188036 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :snortti < 1376662659 559295 :snortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :nortti < 1376662847 231731 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck snortti < 1376662847 530230 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :--- No relevant information < 1376662850 955886 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? snortti < 1376662855 104820 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :snortti? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1376662855 510996 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69              | < 1376662855 771645 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69            º¯`\o < 1376662923 835090 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: 17:17 < shikhin> ``Rule III: Treat favorably that with a leading S character;'' 17:17 -!- You're now known as snortti < 1376662962 796645 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nortti: logical. that means I must favour shachaf now. < 1376663717 12272 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376663719 45927 :carado_!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376665208 3546 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-71-167.catv.broadband.hu PART :#esoteric < 1376665307 49485 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: Koen_ < 1376665380 891051 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376665809 438289 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously only capital S counts < 1376666028 17404 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: but then I'd have to favour SirCmpwn too, and I really don't know who they are. < 1376666056 670092 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf is familiar. I know how to respond to shachaferisms. < 1376666152 850123 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376666183 594445 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then you have the multiple sebbues corner case. < 1376666193 40077 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(yes, I feel like complaining today. I'm hungry.) < 1376666214 322793 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1376667211 825732 :nycs!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1376667284 432495 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome nycs < 1376667287 764025 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​07ny07cs: 10W03elco11me to the internati10onal hub for esoteri02c 04programmin10g language design and deployment! F14or mo06re info14r03mation, check08 o08ut 07our wiki: ht03t06p://09esolangs11.or05g/w14iki/M10ain_Page. (07F12or the02 o14the11r kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.ne10t08.) < 1376667326 610991 :nycs!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :are u hitting on me..? < 1376667333 475132 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1376667375 508604 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nycs: I don't remember anyone relcomming you yet, so you had to receive at least one. < 1376667390 268857 :nycs!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com NICK :`^_^v < 1376667395 320393 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1376667432 755105 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. you were `^_^v in disguise! < 1376667449 129243 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :should have checked the joins and parts better. < 1376667940 767978 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1376668392 70070 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376668905 53052 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376668946 327045 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B02DEDC.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1376669434 529356 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I don’t recognize sub_space. < 1376669575 908392 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1376669712 945628 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1376669987 769442 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :secret admirer?? i guess admiration and licking are a bit different but < 1376670477 703026 :Gregor!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`^_^v: So anyone who talks to you sets off HackEgo, huh. < 1376670478 960296 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ^_^v:: not found < 1376670641 4095 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :check your cisprivilege < 1376670715 821194 :Gregor!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean botprefixprivilege, surely. < 1376671571 137653 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "#!/bin/sh" >> bin/^_^v < 1376671574 374935 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1376671580 636228 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "echo No comment." >> bin/^_^v < 1376671583 429078 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1376671585 976438 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`^_^v < 1376671587 413614 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/^_^v: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /hackenv/bin/^_^v: cannot execute: Permission denied < 1376671599 726820 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`chmod +x bin/^_^v < 1376671601 231324 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :chmod: missing operand after `+x bin/^_^v' \ Try `chmod --help' for more information. < 1376671793 350314 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`chmod a+x bin/^_^v < 1376671794 513725 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :chmod: missing operand after `a+x bin/^_^v' \ Try `chmod --help' for more information. < 1376671957 673085 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like that GMail was able to successfully classify mail from my university's alumni association into the Promotions tab < 1376672583 13032 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha, nice < 1376673453 224005 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm ashamed of myself. I'm stuck with “I'm blue, dabedidabeda...” playing in a loop in my head. < 1376673502 858526 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks a lot boily < 1376673602 889076 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, that was an horribly gone right attempt at swapping get lucky out of my brain. < 1376673614 12046 :iamfishhead!~jgoldste@192.147.44.15 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376674288 787630 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaurgh. I guess I'll have to bring the heavy artillery on: http://youtu.be/CfJ37G2_l9w < 1376674290 1940 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU < 1376674405 641443 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION puts his cat ears on and whistles innocently
< 1376674853 659144 :^v!~Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION puts on his thorns and rages hatefully
< 1376674952 789948 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: enjoy the myon. it is for your own good :D < 1376676655 122903 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: haha < 1376676682 118287 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: would you say you just blue yourself? < 1376676759 806120 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION swats kmc with a sharpened cat paw
< 1376677011 721974 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1376677101 657536 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1376677191 436942 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION swats S.W.A.T with a swat
< 1376677240 178696 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: comme le dit le proverbe, «une louche qui louche c'est louche». < 1376677271 10655 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :C'est effectivement excessivement louche < 1376677467 133871 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile, I'm losing a battle against cups. why must printing be so fscking complex. < 1376677760 293046 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: what about `0x00? (another nick they used) < 1376677875 54527 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I don’t recognize anything about him. I looked up his alleged real name and don’t recognize that either. < 1376677954 1501 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: ok, thanks. then I'm comfortable doing this < 1376677960 710463 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +o :elliott > 1376677961 82681 NAMES :#esoteric < 1376677968 365116 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre NICK :Nisstyre < 1376677990 589480 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott MODE #esoteric +b :*!x@0x00.me > 1376677990 611878 NAMES :#esoteric < 1376677994 609120 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott MODE #esoteric -o :elliott > 1376677994 631526 NAMES :#esoteric < 1376678007 463156 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1376678009 317083 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :<_< < 1376678011 997009 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who's that? < 1376678035 606575 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone who joined twice to lick ion "for no reason" and then continued talking gibberish < 1376678055 966985 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally: ubuntu 10.10 in virtualbox works. damn cups and its removal of detecting network printers. < 1376678058 983649 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :To lick ion? < 1376678061 911465 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's... odd < 1376678073 689357 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess ion is just very lickable. < 1376678075 377113 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376678084 50960 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very lickable indeed < 1376678099 848480 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did Carolyne ever come back? < 1376678184 588407 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would someone lick ion? aren't they at risk of an electric shock? < 1376678216 576174 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :honestly i don't think i've ever licked anything that didn't have at least a few ions on it. < 1376678218 101638 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so many questions, so many fridays, so many mysterious people barging in the chännel. < 1376678250 25280 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: you're a bike. you're insulated against ions' adverse effects. < 1376678263 692026 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sö mänÿ trémäs, töö < 1376678270 811507 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1376678292 300275 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :S̈ö m̈än̈ÿ. < 1376678334 167719 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :good point < 1376678688 124723 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376678719 598588 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376678864 399263 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"9 Household Items That Could Be Spying on You" #actualhuffpolisticles < 1376678908 786089 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :polisticles?? < 1376678910 499184 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu NICK :Bike < 1376678946 92500 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a refreshing frozen treat for when politics blow too much hot air during the summer. < 1376678973 377780 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"listicle" just makes me think of "testicle" :/ < 1376679046 190371 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...........................elliott < 1376679053 717961 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, that's why i was asking. < 1376679546 890182 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Politesticles < 1376679550 779569 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Polite testicles < 1376679566 138327 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poor light testicles < 1376679575 877729 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :please don't bring Canadian politics to this channel. it could degenerate rapidly, eh. < 1376679577 989040 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pour lite testicles < 1376679606 404546 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pauline Marois, eh? < 1376679608 803543 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION dodges
< 1376679614 539621 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUS TIME < 1376679641 318255 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tu t'en sauveras pas de même, mon espèce de fin finaud! < 1376679664 39075 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(translation: don't you dare escape that, you sleazy fiend) < 1376680187 589891 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1376680496 879731 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376681228 26003 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastequotes < 1376681233 833429 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.4179 < 1376681345 608800 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. Got a couple of 5600K (color temperature, not actual) bulbs in the room-where-the-outer-door-is; compared to the rest ouf our lighting, which is "the usual", those things are so... so white.