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Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, 01:12:56 -!- ggherdov has joined. 01:13:10 the iterative nature of quote deletion means that the database's initial part is much more time than the final part 01:13:20 perhaps exponentially so 01:13:49 `quote tusho 01:13:51 No output. 01:17:49 for some strange reason, alt-up... wait, my p key was stuck and that somehow caused alt-up not to work :P 01:19:01 also, keys shouldn't get stuck after just 3 months :( 01:22:12 although it's not really _that_ surprising. i already know that i cannot push many digit keys simultaneously and expect all to work (because i do this for some of tatham's puzzles which sometimes need me to mark a cell with a lot of digits.) 01:23:20 oerjan: that applies to your keys in general, most likely 01:23:29 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollover_(key) 01:23:42 i can press 1234 and they all mark, but adding 5 messes that up. 01:25:46 -!- trout has changed nick to variable. 01:25:54 34, 35, and 45 work, but not 345. 01:26:54 my old laptop didn't have that problem. 01:26:56 you should read the article :p 01:27:13 yeah yeah but also i should eat -> 01:35:52 TIME TO EAT 01:36:02 s/EAT/SLEEP/g 01:36:04 There we go 01:36:06 'night 01:40:30 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello). 01:42:19 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 02:03:25 `slist 02:03:27 slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot 02:03:31 (I don't think this was slisted yet?) 02:05:03 maybe we could have an `slistlist to broadcast that there has been an slist 02:17:32 sensible 02:29:12 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:29:44 -!- nisstyre has joined. 02:36:38 I might have an excuse to use *arbitrary language* at work 02:37:08 whoa 02:37:13 Looking to use Tcl. [string map] is... er, convenient, although probably other languages do have similar functionality in their stdlib 02:37:32 `pastequotes 02:37:38 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5590 02:37:56 boily: wt 02:37:58 wat 02:38:16 -!- tertu has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:39:53 Sgeo: i suggest using more hungarian 02:40:32 [string map] is pretty much literally what I want to accomplish 02:46:14 @tell boily fizzie is wise. oerjan is... uhm... wise too, I guess. <-- I SENSE SOME HESITATION 02:46:15 Consider it noted. 03:46:26 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 03:49:00 -!- olsner has joined. 03:58:46 -!- nisstyre-laptop has quit (Quit: Leaving). 04:23:27 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 05:26:02 -!- augur has joined. 06:04:29 -!- leftluggage has joined. 06:04:50 `WeLcOmE leftluggage 06:04:53 LeFtLuGgAgE: wElCoMe tO ThE InTeRnAtIoNaL HuB FoR EsOtErIc pRoGrAmMiNg lAnGuAgE DeSiGn aNd dEpLoYmEnT! fOr mOrE InFoRmAtIoN, cHeCk oUt oUr wIkI: hTtP://EsOlAnGs.oRg/wIkI/MaIn_pAgE. (FoR ThE OtHeR KiNd oF EsOtErIcA, tRy #EsOtErIc oN IrC.DaL.NeT.) 06:07:45 oerjan: I'm sure boily was just uncertain between "wise" and some sort of word denoting "even wiser". 06:08:14 OKAY 06:08:26 SOUNDS SENSIBLE 06:11:16 -!- leftluggage has left ("Leaving"). 06:14:01 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 06:14:02 -!- aloril has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 06:16:00 -!- aloril has joined. 06:16:45 -!- ion has quit (Quit: :q). 06:17:23 -!- ion has joined. 06:23:21 -!- FreeFull has quit. 07:41:07 -!- Taneb has joined. 07:50:03 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 08:04:40 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 08:19:43 -!- quintopia has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 08:27:43 -!- quintopia has joined. 08:52:17 "You've got 10G quota limit at /home directory by mistake. Mistake was in the 'newuser' script. As a result we just noticed /home is almost full with about 6% of space left. 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I was taking a breath, there. y'know, asthma and all that sort of thing... 12:37:07 Consider it noted. 12:49:05 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 12:50:31 -!- nisstyre has quit (Quit: Leaving). 12:56:00 ~metar CYFB 12:56:01 CYFB 101254Z 32027KT 30SM -SHSN OVC030 RMK SC8 CU ASOCTD 12:56:14 eh? no temperature??? 12:57:39 ~metar AAXX 12:57:39 AAXX 200000 40650 42960  00201 10278 20114 40008 58003 12:57:50 WELP. 12:58:11 -!- copumpkin has quit (Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…). 13:01:29 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 13:02:52 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 13:05:38 -!- Bike has joined. 13:12:25 -!- sebbu has joined. 13:14:16 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 14:02:40 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 14:05:49 -!- conehead has joined. 14:13:49 -!- Frooxius has joined. 14:22:10 -!- Taneb has joined. 14:26:45 -!- yorick has joined. 14:29:00 Hello! 14:29:24 Tanello! 14:33:51 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 14:35:24 -!- glogbackup has joined. 14:37:40 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 14:40:00 -!- mnoqy has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 14:41:01 -!- mnoqy has joined. 14:45:01 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 14:51:54 I was exploring my old dev folders, and stumbled upon a (not quite bugless) implementation of the Munching Squares: http://pastebin.ca/2447507 15:16:40 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 15:21:48 -!- FreeFull has joined. 15:22:56 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 15:23:03 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Changing host). 15:23:03 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 15:37:52 -!- sebbu has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 15:37:52 -!- sebbu has joined. 15:45:37 -!- Bike has joined. 15:45:55 ~duck glossina 15:45:55 A blood-sucking African fly that transmits sleeping sickness etc.; the tsetse fly. 15:46:39 you know, around here blood-sucking flies are called mosquitoes 15:47:12 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 15:47:40 Around here they are called #esoteric chatters. 15:48:14 * boily swats fizzie with a non-standard, unregulated metric fly swatter --------### 15:48:29 D: 15:48:40 THINK OF THE SI CHILDREN! 15:49:12 ~metar CYUL 15:49:12 CYUL 101500Z 06004KT 6SM -DZ BR BKN008 OVC012 16/15 A2997 RMK SF6SF2 SLP149 DENSITY ALT 200FT 15:49:17 Hmmmm 15:49:18 -!- Bike has quit (Client Quit). 15:49:22 So... crappy weather, got it 15:49:33 -!- Bike has joined. 15:50:26 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 15:50:32 a whole week of pure «n'importe quoi», humidly served upon our heads. 15:51:18 Yesterday was the last day of summer, according to the headlines. 15:51:20 Pretty much. 28 tomorrow 15:51:25 30 with Humidex 15:51:32 ~metar EFHK 15:51:32 EFHK 101520Z 08007KT 9999 FEW020 BKN095 16/12 Q1018 NOSIG 15:52:46 “Horse fly bites are painful, the bites of large specimens especially so. Most short tongued (short proboscid) species of horse flies use their knife-like mandibles to rip and/or slice flesh apart.” 15:52:58 horse skin is tough. 15:53:20 ~metar EGNT 15:53:21 EGNT 101520Z 35015KT 9999 SCT029 SCT035 15/09 Q1021 15:53:21 that's not even getting into the growths, either.. 15:53:38 trying to explain to horse flies that you aren't a horse is a lost and painful cause. 15:53:59 most of them only speak greek, not french, ironically 15:54:21 does anyone know how to make office365 play nice with an email client? pop3 and however that shit works 15:54:22 you talk to horse flies? 15:54:37 well i /am/ a tsetse. 15:55:03 But no, I don't speak any Greek, what makes you think I would? 15:56:14 Δεν έχω ιδέα. 15:56:36 somehow i don't think that's actual greek! 15:56:48 Den echo idea? 15:56:53 probably not. it went through google translate, after all. 15:57:02 den echo idea 15:57:16 ~echo den idea. 15:57:17 den idea. 15:57:36 ~den echo idea 15:57:36 --- Possible commands: dice, duck, echo, eval, fortune, metar, ping, yi 15:57:44 boily: fix 15:58:02 > fix ~echo den idea 15:58:04 Pattern syntax in expression context: ~echoNot in scope: `den' 15:58:04 Perhaps you... 15:58:11 elliott: fix 16:01:27 `complain ~den and > fix should be valid commands. 16:01:28 Complaint filed. Thank you. 16:02:28 > (fix (\f n -> if n = 0 then 1 else n * f (n - 1))) 10 16:02:29 :1:20: parse error on input `=' 16:02:37 bah! 16:02:41 > (fix (\f n -> if n == 0 then 1 else n * f (n - 1))) 10 16:02:42 3628800 16:02:55 Oh, so > fix exists? 16:02:57 -!- nooodl has joined. 16:03:04 fix is a function. 16:03:15 > fix 16:03:16 No instance for (Data.Typeable.Internal.Typeable a0) 16:03:16 arising from a use ... 16:03:29 `complain > fix shouldn't exist for my previous complaint about it not existing to be valid 16:03:30 Complaint filed. Thank you. 16:04:47 well, it doesn't. > is just eval, and "> fix" isn't a distinct thing. 16:05:04 Sure it is 16:05:05 > 16:05:09 Does nothing 16:05:11 > fix 16:05:12 No instance for (Data.Typeable.Internal.Typeable a0) 16:05:12 arising from a use ... 16:05:13 Does something 16:05:17 So they're not the same 16:05:23 > (1+) . (fix (\f n -> if n == 0 then 1 else n * f (n - 1))) 4 16:05:24 No instance for (Data.Typeable.Internal.Typeable c0) 16:05:24 arising from a use ... 16:05:56 > 16:05:57 :1:1: lexical error at character '\SYN' 16:05:59 Nice 16:08:33 -!- nisstyre has joined. 16:12:00 -!- conehead has joined. 16:23:36 -!- nisstyre has quit (Quit: Leaving). 16:29:58 -!- sdfsdf has joined. 16:31:41 -!- sdfsdf has quit (Client Quit). 16:42:09 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 16:51:17 back from lunch, and I still don't know where the quotes end at. 16:51:40 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 16:54:56 s/quotes/complaints/ 16:55:08 which, as strange as it may appear at first, are two different things. 17:11:15 `complain about the general unfairness of life. 17:11:16 Complaint filed. Thank you. 17:11:23 That's a useful device. 17:12:04 `head complaints 17:12:05 No output. 17:12:29 `cat complaints 17:12:30 No output. 17:12:33 hm. 17:13:34 `cat complains 17:13:35 cat: complains: No such file or directory 17:13:38 `cat complain 17:13:40 cat: complain: No such file or directory 17:13:43 hmm... 17:14:51 (meanwhile, two of our support guys are having a heated discussion on our intranet IRC, trying to put our mail server back online. it's fun to watch :D) 17:17:08 Cats do complain. 17:23:20 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 17:25:03 boily: Are you talking about `complain? 17:26:17 Roujo: probably. I'm in a post-lunch induced retrogradation of my mental capacities, so I can't assert nothing atm. hth. 17:26:35 àssert boily 17:26:37 Erm 17:26:42 `assert boily 17:26:44 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: assert: not found 17:26:45 >nope 17:27:11 `complain boily doesn't know how to read the complain file. Please fix. 17:27:12 Complaint filed. Thank you. 17:28:20 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 17:29:10 `relcome SingingBoyo 17:29:14 ​SingingBoyo: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 17:31:39 boily: What did you go eat? 17:32:04 Roujo: pulled pork sandwich with a bottle of curiosity cola, at the «Dépanneur le Pick-Up». 17:32:31 Nice, nice 17:32:38 Curiosity Cola? 17:32:40 Sounds good 17:32:40 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 17:32:46 Never heard of it, though 17:32:57 `complain I should have heard of it but haven't until now. 17:32:58 Complaint filed. Thank you. 17:33:53 Roujo: http://www.fentimans.com/soft_drinks 17:34:11 nice 17:34:13 Very nice 17:34:19 Oooh, it even has water 17:34:27 And carbonated, at that 17:34:32 Do want 17:34:39 -!- Roujo has left ("Off I go!"). 17:34:43 -!- Roujo has joined. 17:34:45 CRAP 17:34:47 MY VOICE 17:34:56 CTRL+W to close the cola window 17:35:01 Closed the channel tab instead 17:35:04 Well crap 17:35:15 RIP my voice, 2013-2013 17:35:43 elliott: can you voice me, now that Roujo's Monopoly has ended? pretty please with watery eyes like a young high school girl in a romance anime? 17:36:27 Do you have a nice skirt and knee-high socks? 17:36:37 Because that's the key 17:36:47 not yet, sadly. but I can go fetch a rubber horse head quickly! 17:36:51 ... 17:36:55 :D 17:37:01 I'm not quite sure that it would do 17:37:11 `complain I don't have a horse head. D: 17:37:12 Complaint filed. Thank you. 17:37:13 who knows. elliott, what do you think? 17:37:21 Yeah, it's up to elliott now 17:38:52 -!- aloril has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 17:40:14 -!- Bike has joined. 17:40:28 Roujo: getting a hold of a skirt and socks might be a little bit difficult in my case. my friends object to lending me that kind of accessories, under pretext that «t'aimerais trop ça». 17:40:51 Good call, I guess? =P 17:41:06 I wore a dress on stage, once. We did Les Belles Soeurs in High School. =P 17:41:12 Had to wear makeup and all. 17:41:56 Is that... is that a Hexham company? 17:42:30 fizzie: what, fentiman's? 17:42:34 Yes. 17:42:36 It says "Fentimans UK, 6 Rear Battle Hill, Hexham" in the bottom. 17:42:47 oh. the. fungot. 17:42:48 boily: ( except when i'm wasting time on such fnord now and then 17:43:06 It sounds... significant. 17:43:26 (Also a street called "Rear Battle Hill" sounds slightly dirty.) 17:43:56 I... I am seriously shaken, there. 17:44:23 (also, there aren't any "'"s in the name, apparently.) 17:44:35 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 17:44:53 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 17:45:27 `learn fentimans is a delicious beverage out from Hexham, that can be paired with a fresh fternooner for a nutritive midday snack. 17:45:32 I knew that. 17:45:36 Most people did 17:46:50 "The world’s best cola" - The Guardian 17:46:58 hexham, home of the world's best cola 17:47:10 Hexham, home of the world's best everything. 17:47:38 Hexham is delicious 17:47:41 I can't find who's selling that thing in Finland. Given the source, it sounds like a kind of a must-have product. 17:47:56 Do you get that Hexham feeling when you drink their things? 17:48:17 I never went to any part of the UK, so I can't relate :( 17:48:17 fizzie, I ate like half of Hexham last week 17:48:32 boily, Fentimans is sold in Canada 17:48:47 fizzie, Rear Battle Hill is just the rear of Battle Hill 17:49:07 So called because there never was a battle fought there, ever 17:49:11 Taneb: of course it is sold here. I had one for lunch! 17:49:16 ^ 17:49:20 Oh, cool 17:49:27 fizzie: i was looking up if it was easy to get around here too! 17:49:40 It's the best 17:49:43 imo, their ginger beer is the best. 17:49:59 I prefer the cola. The shandy isn't bad 17:50:24 we don't seem to have the shandy here, nor the cool ginger beer. 17:50:27 fentimans.be exists but it's the worst website i've ever experienced. 17:51:01 nooodl, drinkfentimans.com is worse 17:51:41 There's some Finnish "purchasing solutions for professionals in the HoReCa sector" company who, according to their news page, have it in their selections, but that's probably not a place that'd sell for end users. 17:51:43 It's one of those sites entirely written in Flash 17:51:49 -!- aloril has joined. 17:51:57 I just got kicked in the head for wondering aloud why Google Glass doesn't use C# 17:51:59 GG me 17:52:22 Roujo: kicked by a coworker? 17:52:33 Well, "aloud" on another channel 17:52:40 On another network 17:52:43 (Their ginger ale seems easier to find than the cola.) 17:52:47 Taneb: very 00s 17:53:46 I mean, I know it's cool to hate on C# and all 17:54:01 But if you'd use it on anything, wouldn't Glasses be a good call? 17:56:47 (Then again, my job is party to code in C#, plus I really like bad puns, so I'm probably biased.) 17:57:54 * boily just understood the pun. 17:59:03 I could go into like a dozen shops in Hexham and buy Fentimans 17:59:27 you Hexhamites and your decadent lifestyles... 17:59:28 Taneb: I am envious. 17:59:48 `complain Seeing bad puns doesn't happen often enough > complaints/hats 17:59:50 Complaint filed. Thank you. 18:00:00 that's an awesomely bad pun Roujo 18:00:07 also it's not that cool to hate on C# 18:00:17 it's like a better Java, and the alternative for Glass would be Java no? 18:00:30 I don't know what's cool and not cool, apparently =P 18:00:37 not knowing what's cool is v. cool 18:00:45 I do all of my work on C# and Java 18:00:52 Plus RPGLE 18:00:54 Wooo 18:00:57 Why do Amazon.co.uk listings not show anything about shipping to the country listed in my account. It's all about UK delivery. 18:01:04 C# is like a better Java but with less being sued by Oracle and more being sued by Microsoft. 18:01:28 Grello. 18:05:06 Hmmm... If I teach programming to my SO using Brainfuck, will that be a good thing or bad thing in the long run? 18:05:19 Assuming it doesn't kill her outright, of course 18:05:41 That's always a good assumption to make 18:06:09 If it doesn't kill her outright, it'll make her stronger, and then she can overpower you and escape the Brainfuck study sessions. (Something to keep in mind.) 18:06:29 to have a strong SO to conquer the world... 18:08:52 also keep in mind that some people who learn brainfuck end up getting their brain replaced by a brick 18:10:25 don't break my dreams of having a powerful Master of the Earth SO who Knows Brainfuck! 18:11:07 BOTH OUR DREAMS 18:11:15 OUR SOS WILL RULE THE WORLD 18:11:21 RIGHT ON! 18:17:12 maybe you should just become eachother's SO, then you won't have to teach anyone brainfuck 18:17:20 (assuming you already know it) 18:18:49 I have no problems with the skirts and socks and horses, but I don't think our SOs are going to agree. 18:25:57 -!- douglass has joined. 18:27:45 hellouglass. 18:29:52 `complain about horses 18:29:53 Complaint filed. Thank you. 18:30:10 `pastewisdom 18:30:11 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/wisdom/ 18:32:03 -!- tromp_ has quit. 18:32:46 `complain this command is a hack! I protest! 18:32:47 Complaint filed. Thank you. 18:35:52 ~yi 18:35:52 Your divination: "Enveloping" to "Enveloping" 18:38:52 `slist 18:38:54 slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot 18:39:05 `thanks Fiora 18:39:07 Thanks, Fiora. Thiora. 18:40:01 `` 18:40:02 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `: not found 18:41:49 ~yi 18:41:49 Your divination: "Retiring" to "Sojourning" 18:41:50 `thanks zzzzz 18:41:51 Thanks, zzzzz. Tzzzz. 18:42:35 `? fentimans 18:42:37 fentimans is a delicious beverage out from Hexham, that can be paired with a fresh fternooner for a nutritive midday snack. 18:45:48 `? metasepia 18:45:49 metasepia? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:45:49 | 18:45:50 º¯`\o 18:45:56 hm. 18:46:12 `learn metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport. 18:46:17 I knew that. 18:46:27 `learn metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport, and also something about ducks. 18:46:32 I knew that. 18:47:05 boily: Why are you complaining about `complain? 18:47:12 Isn't that a tad too meta? 18:47:28 `complain `complain sucks 18:47:29 Complaint filed. Thank you. 18:47:36 Thaneb. 18:47:51 `complain Roujo isn't meta enough. 18:47:52 Complaint filed. Thank you. 18:48:17 `complain 18:48:18 Complaint filed. Thank you. 19:05:43 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 19:06:18 `pastequotes 19:06:24 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.690 19:09:20 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 19:14:53 Vorpal: ♪vietnam's currency♪ you have quotes! 19:16:18 `complain that I'm not sure I even have quotes 19:16:19 Complaint filed. Thank you. 19:16:29 Oh 19:16:31 I have one 19:16:31 Woooo 19:18:34 elliott: you are a cocoonspirator to the repo. 19:18:55 `cocoonspirator? 19:18:56 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: cocoonspirator?: not found 19:18:58 Right 19:19:12 `? cocoonspirator 19:19:14 A cocoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in catterpillar silk 19:19:32 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 19:19:35 ~duck catterpillar 19:19:35 --- No relevant information 19:19:38 ~duck caterpillar 19:19:39 A trademark used for a tractor equipped with continuous chain treads. 19:19:54 `learn A cocoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in caterpillar silk 19:19:59 I knew that. 19:23:13 `complain in general 19:23:15 Complaint filed. Thank you. 19:27:26 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 19:33:06 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 19:48:53 -!- Taneb has joined. 20:13:20 -!- SingingBoyo has joined. 20:28:59 `bf +++, 20:29:00 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: bf: not found 20:29:03 Aww 20:33:41 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 20:35:00 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 20:36:50 !bf +++, 20:36:52 No output. 20:37:46 !bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-]. 20:37:46 No output. 20:37:59 !bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>. 20:37:59 ​@ 20:38:05 Roujo: ↑ 20:38:09 !bf [+]+[[+]+] 20:38:17 Woooo 20:38:36 stop breaking poor bots, you bully. 20:38:45 But it's fun! \o/ 20:38:45 | 20:38:45 /| 20:42:57 ^bf [+]+[[+]+] 20:43:00 ...out of time! 20:43:13 The initial [+] does nothing, incidentally. 20:43:47 Well, it does something if the starting cell has something in it 20:43:55 But it doesn't. 20:43:58 I'm not assuming anything here =P 20:44:08 So I take it EgoBot doesn't have any time limit 20:44:21 You ran it as a self-contained program, you can assume an empty tape. 20:44:22 !bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>. 20:44:22 ​@ 20:44:26 ooooh 20:44:38 fizzie: I don't want to assume anything 20:44:45 I don't even want to assume that I don't assume anything 20:44:53 I just go and see what happens 20:45:10 Preparing to any eventuality, until death does me part 20:45:18 You can't assume that it's going to happen the same way again, though. 20:45:19 Roujo: cf. “Sussman attains enlightenment”. 20:45:22 ±5%, 19 times out of 20 20:45:35 boily: Nani? 20:45:44 Roujo: you're a bit too early. wait for November's elections :D 20:45:49 Roujo: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/koans.html 20:46:15 (also, 漢字を勉強して!) 20:46:16 Ah, yes 20:46:20 Koans 20:46:21 FUN 20:46:30 I don't read kanji, boily my dear 20:46:39 Roujo: justement. étudie! :D 20:46:56 WELL CRAP 20:47:05 But whyyyy 20:47:09 there are like, what... only a few of them? it doesn't take no time at all, I swear. 20:47:11 Huh; I *thought* EgoBot had some sort of a message on timeout, but it indeed appears not true. 20:47:17 =P 20:47:33 there's only like, three alphabets, what is even the issue 20:47:36 boily: I'm doing perfectly fine with romanization =P 20:47:52 Although I've been wanting to learn for the longest time 20:48:26 I think Japanese is easier than Haskell. 20:48:51 Rofl 20:56:35 time to go brave the weather déchaînée and try to get back home safely. 20:56:39 ~metar CYUL 20:56:39 CYUL 102047Z 11003KT 2 1/2SM -DZ BR FEW008 OVC011 19/18 A2994 RMK SF2SF6 SLP139 DENSITY ALT 500FT 20:56:56 well. 20:57:02 -!- boily has quit (Quit: Poulet!). 20:57:04 -!- metasepia has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 20:58:03 -!- MindlessDrone has quit (Quit: MindlessDrone). 21:14:05 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 21:22:25 -!- yorick has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:57:04 -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 21:59:04 `run echo cat 21:59:05 cat 21:59:13 `run echo Meow~~ > cat 21:59:18 No output. 21:59:20 `run echo cat 21:59:23 cat 21:59:26 D: 21:59:29 Oh 21:59:31 `run cat cat 21:59:33 Meow~~ 21:59:35 There 21:59:39 `run cat cat > cat 21:59:42 cat: cat: input file is output file 21:59:50 >=( 21:59:56 `run cat cat | cat > cat 21:59:58 No output. 21:59:59 THERE 22:00:24 Wait 22:00:25 `run cat cat 22:00:27 No output. 22:00:28 D: 22:00:36 `run echo Meow~~ > cat 22:00:40 No output. 22:00:45 `run cat cat | echo > cat 22:00:50 No output. 22:00:51 `run cat cat 22:00:53 No output. 22:00:55 ... 22:00:56 D: 22:01:00 `run echo Meow~~ > cat 22:01:04 No output. 22:01:06 `run cat cat 22:01:07 Meow~~ 22:01:16 `run mv cat run 22:01:20 No output. 22:01:23 `run cat run 22:01:25 Meow~~ 22:01:33 `run cat run | echo > cat 22:01:37 No output. 22:01:38 -!- itsy has joined. 22:01:41 `run cat run 22:01:43 Meow~~ 22:01:45 `run cat cat 22:01:47 No output. 22:01:49 D: 22:01:57 `run cat run > cat 22:02:01 No output. 22:02:03 `run cat cat 22:02:05 Meow~~ 22:02:10 `run cat cat | echo 22:02:11 No output. 22:02:13 D: 22:02:14 Why 22:02:23 -!- tromp has joined. 22:02:29 `run echo Meow~~ > Meow~~ 22:02:33 No output. 22:02:38 `run cat Meow~~ 22:02:40 Meow~~ 22:02:45 `run cat Meow~~ | echo 22:02:46 No output. 22:02:48 WHY 22:02:49 WHY OH WHY 22:02:56 `run cat run | cat 22:02:57 Meow~~ 22:03:06 `run cat run | cat > run 22:03:10 No output. 22:03:16 There 22:03:27 Does what it's supposed to do 22:03:31 Doesn't do it right 22:03:46 Does it in a completely weird and all kinds of wrong-way 22:03:48 But eh 22:03:48 Does it 22:03:56 `complain POULET 22:03:57 Complaint filed. Thank you. 22:05:16 -!- Bike has joined. 22:05:22 -!- carado has joined. 22:10:42 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 22:15:07 Roujo: The > in the pipeline truncates the output file before the first part has time to run, possibly. 22:16:50 `run echo foo > foo; (cat foo; echo bar) | sh -c "cat > foo"; cat foo; rm foo # race conditions are fun 22:16:50 -!- Bike has quit (Quit: Reconnecting). 22:16:52 bar 22:16:55 `run echo foo > foo; (cat foo; echo bar) | sh -c "cat > foo"; cat foo; rm foo # race conditions are fun 22:16:57 foo \ bar 22:17:09 -!- Bike has joined. 22:17:36 There you go. Without the sh -c, that would be a consistent "bar" only. 22:18:48 And in `run cat run | cat > run the shell will open-and-truncate "run" as a part of preparing the pipeline, before exec'ing the "cat run". 22:19:47 You could make it work with `run cat run | cat | sponge run if sponge were installed on HackEgo, which it isn't. 22:20:33 what's sponge again? 22:22:46 reads stdin to memory then writes it to the file after reaching the end of input? 22:23:27 Yes. 22:25:19 `run echo foo > foo; (cat foo; echo bar) | (sleep 1; tee foo > /dev/null); cat foo; rm foo # poor man's sponge 22:25:22 foo \ bar 22:25:34 (Fits one pipe buffer's worth of stuff, and only if it's done in a second.) 22:26:26 (Maybe the subshell would already have meant that plain (sleep 1; cat > foo) could've been okay.) 22:30:05 -!- Koen_ has quit (Quit: Koen_). 22:31:34 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:32:00 -!- augur has joined. 22:38:43 Bike: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Fj0_IJ4PWQg/Ui93TmpTK_I/AAAAAAAAASc/NQW8D6N19_g/s1600/Untitled-1.png 22:39:00 hurk 22:40:10 augh 22:40:29 I would have preferred goatse 22:40:39 XD 22:40:49 -!- copumpkin has joined. 22:42:43 uh should i click that link at work or no 22:43:02 I'm sure some could categorize it as "obscene material". 22:43:09 it depends how much your boss hates social media 22:43:14 But perhaps it's not obvious-at-a-glance. 22:43:15 *on 22:43:31 heh 22:43:47 i think one of the little icons should be goatse 22:44:28 Whoever made it seems to also have run out of imagination, because the left half of the little icons is just a copy of the right half. 22:47:04 -!- nooodl has quit (Quit: Ik ga weg). 22:54:03 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 22:55:24 -!- FreeFull has joined. 23:24:19 I'll just stick with `run cat run 23:24:25 But thanks, fizzie =) 23:31:46 -!- Sgeo has joined. 23:39:23 `unicode PILE OF POO 23:39:25 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'PILE OF POO'" 23:39:46 `unicode INVISIBLE TIMES 23:39:48 ​⁢ 23:40:06 deep 23:40:20 `unicode COMBINING PENIS ABOVE 23:40:21 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'COMBINING PENIS ABOVE'" 23:40:38 `unicode ALCHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR HORSE DUNG 23:40:40 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'ALCHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR HORSE DUNG'" 23:40:48 guess it has an old version of the spec :( 23:41:11 "Comments: fimus equinus" 23:43:13 `unicode ARABIC LIGATURE UIGHUR KIRGHIZ YEH WITH HAMZA ABOVE WITH ALEF MAKSURA ISOLATED FORM 23:43:14 ​ﯹ 23:43:30 `unicode LEFTWARDS HARPOON WITH BARB DOWN ABOVE RIGHTWARDS HARPOON WITH BARB DOWN 23:43:32 ​⥧ 23:43:40 `unicode CLOCKWISE RIGHTWARDS AND LEFTWARDS OPEN CIRCLE ARROWS WITH CIRCLED ONE OVERLAY 23:43:42 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'CLOCKWISE RIGHTWARDS AND LEFTWARDS OPEN CIRCLE ARROWS WITH CIRCLED ONE OVERLAY'" 23:43:57 `unicode GREEK CAPITAL LETTER ALPHA WITH DASIA AND PERISPOMENI AND PROSGEGRAMMENI 23:43:59 ​ᾏ 23:44:10 that's the first of these I can actually render (v. poorly) 23:44:18 I guess not including INVISIBLE TIMES 23:44:55 can successfully not render invisible times 23:45:37 `unicode OX 23:45:38 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'OX'"