< 1387497615 927872 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1387497878 193737 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: so, 257 actually. < 1387498331 27061 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387498367 966541 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:1e4b:d6ff:fe80:722d QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387498649 83246 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387498688 980633 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387498705 119193 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387498732 405404 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :boo ! I'm a ghoooooost < 1387498740 779122 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-236-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh non < 1387498793 276815 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is this chan about ? < 1387498796 193320 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :programmation ? < 1387498801 854601 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-236-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome blop < 1387498803 784647 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :blop: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1387498827 304663 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-236-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, yeah, programming. < 1387498954 779363 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's about designing programming languages which are useless on purpose rather than by accident < 1387498977 855903 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :That what I'm seeing, it seems fun :) < 1387498987 428372 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think they have to be useless < 1387499008 21153 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1387499099 867827 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :the fact that to be "esoteric" don't help them to be usefull < 1387499194 474624 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :every program should be writted in Brainfuck++ :)) < 1387499297 684746 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :About the olist: < 1387499299 138328 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"There are some slight changes in color and font rendering from normal, due to the fact that I'm working on a different machine with different versions of all the programs I usually use. I'll try to iron these out as we go forward." < 1387499609 414712 :blop!~blop@static.english-learning.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1387499950 365658 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-50-19.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387499981 139128 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-50-19.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1387499981 328016 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1387500780 426364 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh, http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Ioun_Stone < 1387500973 566783 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have never played tabletop D&D but the rules seem incredibly convoluted and arbitrary < 1387500982 735378 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :(thus on topic??) < 1387500987 263578 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-236-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're pretty ok except for grappling. < 1387501585 144370 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387501723 105390 :Chillectual!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387501746 843567 :Chillectual!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com NICK :LinearInterpol < 1387501931 285652 :microt!~caustic@c-67-169-99-96.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387502032 950416 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does The Onion have a crush on Alan Alda < 1387502716 83510 :microt!~caustic@c-67-169-99-96.hsd1.ca.comcast.net PART #esoteric :"Leaving" < 1387503335 485818 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: https://cure53.de/xmas2013/ < 1387503532 532056 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Cubli: a cube that can jump up, balance, and 'walk' http://youtu.be/n_6p-1J551Y < 1387503605 531528 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387504664 530666 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-35.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387506925 723924 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387507153 978519 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387507289 371759 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.119.90 QUIT :Quit: Ik ga weg < 1387507359 359600 :Bike_!~Glossina@71-222-121-241.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387507452 463440 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-236-165.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1387507521 103317 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387507595 177600 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i'm not sure how to get the data. i must be missing something < 1387507602 898321 :Bike_!~Glossina@71-222-121-241.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1387507605 751774 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps i'll be sure if i think about it < 1387507631 742362 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387507633 424975 :augur_!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387507803 289028 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the UK, Christmas is known as Crimbo and Santa Claus is known as Crimbo Jones < 1387508058 928788 :Chillectual!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387508220 103036 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1387508668 456204 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387509040 140868 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: http://i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif < 1387510226 16282 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1387510304 440303 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :My IP address has now changed to 24.207.57.25. I will update the DNS when I am able to do so. < 1387510505 319191 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it has < 1387510524 988272 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :does your domain point to your own personal computer at home? < 1387510541 300792 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-163.psoas.suomi.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387510565 466593 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1387510574 618623 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, now it doesn't work, but it will once I fix it) < 1387510705 878643 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1387510736 217550 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have any github projects zzo38? < 1387510742 120818 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1387510779 584885 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1387510986 519 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do have some git repositories on repo.or.cz though (but they haven't been updated in a long time) < 1387510993 515753 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/lolphp/comments/1qos6m/meta_why_does_this_subreddit_have_the_css_display/cdf7lr4?context=1 < 1387511068 799606 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: ++ < 1387511101 376868 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would the Russian algorithm be better than using the algorithm I have currently used for multiplication of two sixteen-bit numbers? < 1387511470 296047 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-121-241.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1387511533 19796 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387511830 883582 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat http://www.dilbertfiles.com/ < 1387512023 958476 :Chillectual!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1387512336 39449 :glogbackup!~glogbacku@192.3.160.190 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1387513119 428851 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1387513405 339407 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where’s GarfieldFiles? < 1387513415 598675 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :GarFiles < 1387513495 100469 :glogbackup!~glogbacku@192.3.160.190 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1387514496 250748 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.coinion.com/ "UNITED STATES DOLLAR ALMOST DOUBLES IN VALUE IN A SINGLE DAY" < 1387514526 679633 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"SATOSHI NAKAMOTO REVEALED AS KEANU REEVES" oh hell ye < 1387514712 119874 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Yeah :-) < 1387514746 53276 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:a60:6eff:fece:493 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The currency has been losing value for 227 years in a row." < 1387514763 887539 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:a60:6eff:fece:493 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not actually true... < 1387514777 18973 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:4751:9692:a60:6eff:fece:493 PRIVMSG #esoteric :We've had years of net USD deflation. :) < 1387514832 897295 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is not the first time the currency has seen a fast rise in value. On April 10th this year, it rose over 60% in a single day. However, the fast rises are dangerously deceiving: after each such gain, the currency slowly devalued each time, in what can be described a slow-motion crash." i can't tell if this is seriously supposed to be pro-bitcoin < 1387515044 981454 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net QUIT :Quit: Bye. < 1387515047 853312 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like... i don't get the satire here. is the point that giving bitcoins value based on usd trading is silly because like < 1387515068 102057 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tbh I didn't read the article but the headline made me laugh out loud < 1387515073 523954 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(often the case with the onion as well) < 1387515079 425245 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah :/ < 1387515283 866809 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387515318 471492 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387515600 463390 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1387516024 401423 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: pretty sure it's anti-bitcoin < 1387516110 876290 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes satire doesn't have to make a strong point in favor of one side but only view things from a different perspective than usual or something < 1387516207 246880 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1387516236 545379 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: http://www.coinion.com/2013/12/07/after-bitcoin-congress-also-considering-banning-surgery-and-space-exploration-says-too-complicated/ etc < 1387516594 443075 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387518954 317858 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1387519118 442205 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387519985 79335 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.119.90 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387520147 264974 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:14 Hello. I want to learn Haskell, which book do you recommend? I have background of C, Emacs Lisp, Scheme, and Clojure programming < 1387520150 339037 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:14 LYAH is popular, but... Scheme and Clojure, you're probably curious about metaprogramming to some extent < 1387520166 829896 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: i think that's just you < 1387520192 700343 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell is valuable to learn for reasons not having to do with "metaprogramming" < 1387520224 610087 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, but the question may still come up? < 1387520234 166643 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah < 1387520561 991696 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Me coming from imperative programming was never introduced to backticks in syntax." < 1387520589 620553 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :me bike < 1387520622 414139 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell is v. innovative < 1387520637 860250 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ME BILL < 1387520669 148743 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1387520935 461067 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1387521213 785643 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run perl -lwe 'print `echo backticks`' < 1387521217 38043 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :backticks < 1387521236 876706 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: perl isn't imperative enough to forbid backticks < 1387521797 225804 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I realized I forgot to mention an illusion I made up, in the most recent recording of Dungeons&Dragons game. < 1387522021 793648 :stuntaneous!~stuntaneo@2001:1af8:4700:a000:10:: JOIN :#esoteric < 1387522023 746655 :stuntaneous!~stuntaneo@2001:1af8:4700:a000:10:: QUIT :Excess Flood < 1387522041 838644 :stuntaneous!~stuntaneo@2001:1af8:4700:a000:10:: JOIN :#esoteric < 1387523204 13266 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.119.90 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1387523545 753061 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I fixed it < 1387524249 780254 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1387524454 868277 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387524464 182088 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In this "Unhuman Alliance", there is a vending machine and it sells many kind of items, including a qualitative calculator, a cloak of invisibility to humans, a sign with "Oak: Now is not the time to use that!" written on it, a suitcase, a portable spaceship, a half red and half invisible pill, and you can buy one or two eggs, but buying two eggs costs less than buying only one. < 1387524481 998650 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a qualitative calculator < 1387524521 726905 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I think it is a calculator that can only display "+", "-", and "0". I wouldn't think it is very good. < 1387524575 963967 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how large a vending machine has to be to sell suitcases (or portable spaceships, however that works), either. < 1387524635 213269 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387525368 394061 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If a hole in a ceiling is blocked by a hovering platform, how should the bottom of the platform be described? < 1387525417 787536 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1387525437 890337 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'there was a shitload of wind coming down' < 1387525511 729195 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a windload of shit < 1387525544 684003 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean the appearance of the platform itself (and how it would appear in such a position), and anyways it is able to fly without wind for some reason. < 1387525592 106358 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a hole in the ceiling. with your keen deductive powers, you notice that it is blocked, but with a few hands of leeway < 1387525595 757848 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume you use horse units < 1387525691 884086 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I am sorry I made a mistake; it isn't really a hole, but rather the ceiling simply extends much higher so it is another room above with no walls to separate it from the room below (you cannot enter unless you fly or use the hover platform) < 1387525709 29930 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you see a hole in the see-ling. a few hands above the hole there's some kind of flat expanse. you think you can see miniature people walking upside down on the expanse. they have constructed a small civilization. you wonder what will happen when they build skyscrapers. < 1387525819 314919 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :after some thought, you realize that, small as the upside-down people are - a few millithumbs at most - skyscrapers will be too adversely affected by forces such as turbulence to be constructed, even though at your scale these things don't matter so much. you reflect on how tall you really are. < 1387525903 346952 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how tall your characters are. < 1387525951 65165 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There aren't any people standing on the bottom part of the hovering platform. Even if there was, it wouldn't work if the platform is coming back down! < 1387525972 155071 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would work, you'd just crush them. Good moral quandary for your players. < 1387525995 293504 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And anyways characters of different height might come in the room where this is viewed from (the same room containing the vending machine). < 1387526034 240076 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see a hole in the ceiling. A few hands above the hole, there is a small flat surface. It's probably a hover platform. You wonder why they don't just hang it from the ceiling with chains or something. You briefly start charting out a potential pulley system to save on magic energy before being interrupted by the vending machine. < 1387526083 47796 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can use something like that perhaps < 1387526102 975991 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it actually uses a pulley system. It's not like you can see above the platform. But you're used to magicians being ridiculous and hard to deal with by now. What the heck is a portable rocket? < 1387526105 174656 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although like I said it isn't really a hole < 1387526130 241130 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand what you meant. Does it slope? < 1387526134 24205 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ceiling. < 1387526151 626121 :farrioth!~farrioth@236.69.252.27.dyn.cust.vf.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1387526152 807276 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is an adjoining room without any partitions, except that instead of next to it on the ground, it is above. < 1387526178 30970 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... how do you see up there? < 1387526189 14576 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like is there a door or something. < 1387526202 197755 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a ceiling-door < 1387526237 32997 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, there is no door, but the actual ceiling is higher than it should be for one room (since the adjoining rooms that are to the north, south, east, west do not have such a high ceiling) < 1387526263 638625 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1387526340 933847 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This room is much higher than the room you were just in; in fact, it looks to be twice as high. You see rooms adjoining above you. There is no floor, but you can see a hovering platform potentially useful for upper-room-halling. You wonder how you can incorporate all this into your next Octopus of the World game. < 1387526387 990549 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And there is actual things in the room above like if someone can fly they can use them, or someone standing on a hovering platform can also use it even if you cannot fly. < 1387526434 939172 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :As you walk into the room, you immediately notice the ceiling. It is higher than the rest of the ceilings you've seen, and also covered in a mural-style still-life of a piece of cheesecake. A cherry on the cake is obscured by a hovering platform. < 1387526450 821138 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1387526470 466148 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of sick fucker puts a cherry on cheesecake, you think to yourself < 1387526509 925399 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe people who like to make cherry cheesecake, will do so. < 1387526660 367887 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are filled with dread as you walk into the room. Your eyes inch up and - yes, the room is too tall. After a deep breath, you steal a quick glance straight up - oh thank god, there's a small hovering platform directly above you. But you know this room is going to be hell on your reverse fear of heights. < 1387526877 808096 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...compile-time unit testing < 1387526887 989535 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You stop in the room to consider your surroundings. As that hovering platform always been there? You realize Marge must have put it in. Why would she do that? The room was perfectly fine as it was, with the next story's rooms inaccessible. Why can't she understand your design sense? This is why you broke up. < 1387527062 179572 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The room must be forty hands tall. What the fuck? Why? A platform floats stilly above you and you spit at it. This is fucked. < 1387527073 596511 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feel free to stop me when you've got what you need < 1387527107 52996 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will tell you if any of it is seem OK for this purpose, but so far it doesn't < 1387527208 124998 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The main feature of the room is a platform hovering above you, about as high as the last room's ceiling. The bottom is spiked, with one main "stalactite" hanging down at last three hands. The spikes are colorfully festooned with party streamers and Christmas decorations. You assume that the force keeping them up must be the force keeping the platform itself airborne. < 1387527361 403339 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A platform hangs above, as ponderous as a pregnant person's breasts. It sways idly, lustily. You know you shall have to conquer it to proceed. < 1387527401 6200 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still no good? Can I get some feedback? < 1387527411 383535 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usually the hovering platform is *not* above; it is much closer to the ground so someone can stand on it. It will be above if someone else is using it though. < 1387527434 893838 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why'd you start out by asking how to describe the bottom then? < 1387527457 833389 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, really I should describe both the bottom and the top, actually! < 1387527478 27434 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, it is a MUD, so anyone can try to access it to view them; they are set "examinable" so anyone can view the program if you want to. < 1387527488 433519 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Frankly I feel you should have given more information if you expected me to be able to write clearly. < 1387527498 905805 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, not clearly, just appropriately. < 1387527499 94642 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably you are correct. < 1387527533 302742 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does the player character have a dead relative? < 1387527564 634794 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: buying two eggs costs less than buying only one in a story by lewis carroll < 1387527566 171885 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There may be many characters, so maybe they don't have a dead relative; I don't know if they have a dead relative or not! < 1387527583 372776 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, I know, I have read about that too < 1387527590 736894 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If they have no dead relatives that implies a lot. < 1387527602 585229 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, all living things in the real world have a dead relative. < 1387527640 122462 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, then probably they do have some dead relative. (Except for unusual circumstances...) < 1387527648 638575 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot. < 1387527671 438956 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if they were created by magic, as in the Borges story, "The Circular Ruins"? < 1387527702 546215 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: oh, wait, all these descriptions were unrelated? < 1387527708 367710 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was reading this as one continuous story < 1387527724 565934 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :death of the author and all, man. < 1387527728 156198 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also i didn't read the beginning < 1387527733 767221 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was just spontaneous < 1387527739 402388 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was wondering why < 1387527748 117534 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is no beginning and no end. There is only you, the room, and the platform. < 1387527751 923080 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's another description) < 1387527819 685276 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The platform is about four hands on a side, a standard Tsblisi elevator model. You note that the secondary thrust has been vandalized by someone named Tina. < 1387527957 632955 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is the symbol for bottom _|_ rather than (_|_)? < 1387527968 331958 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because that looks like a butt. < 1387527974 280587 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes! < 1387527990 318522 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You pause to examine the platform. You imagine it can be used to go to the higher level, but you have no interest in that right now. There is only Sandwich. < 1387527994 863504 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: It isn't supposed to be _|_ that is just the ASCII format of it. < 1387528032 182316 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :⊥ < 1387528068 964960 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A chorus of voices erupt. WELCOME TO THE PLATFORM ROOM, they say. YOU CAN USE THIS PLATFORM TO ASCEND AND DESCEND, BUT ONLY WITHIN THIS ROOM. You examine the platform and imagine that the voices are correct, but you wonder if that too isn't just a delusion brought on by the drug. < 1387528125 887604 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since it's a MUD I imagine you'll have to have descriptions for lots of situations, like if a character has ingested a "drug" (actually a nanomachine cocktail, but they don't know that) to induce schizotypal behavior so that they can infiltrate the platform-building cult. < 1387528173 7981 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or I mean, they could have taken the drug just for kicks. You can reuse the description. < 1387528192 502361 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This MUD does have recreational drugs, right? < 1387528196 902286 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The MUD isn't made up entirely by myself either, some some areas and items are. < 1387528218 843644 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And as far as I know there aren't any drugs, but I didn't see everything so maybe someone did make up such a thing in there too. < 1387528235 853676 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No harm in planning ahead, then. < 1387528245 366020 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vis a vis #drugz. < 1387528366 320093 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You examine the platform, but you have no particular skill in discerning uses of objects. You guess that it's magical, since it's hovering a bit above the ground, but it's not marked or anything to indicate that. As you stare it jiggles invitingly. < 1387528483 853144 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Characters may have different skillsets, see. < 1387528565 493731 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, OK. Yes maybe some characters might fly, too, in which case you don't need to use such a hovering platform. And some character might have a moldy scroll to teleport into someone else's location (only of the location they happen to be in has "jumpok" flag set, though). < 1387528595 408762 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :So there can be other skillsets too < 1387528673 459761 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds complicated. < 1387528815 420096 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can't help but scoff at the platform. You remember when you were a trainee, and had to use these platforms to get around. They were so slow and always breaking down. You hop in the air a bit, just to mock the memory represented before you. < 1387529030 150419 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You consider the platform before you, and in return it considers you. Without asking you know that it is only a tool. Its awareness only extends as far as passengers and a concept of height. It can't even control that, you notice disdainfully. < 1387529057 847515 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's for any characters with the psychic power of panpsychism who are also assholes. < 1387529101 920560 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there an asshole stat? < 1387529132 659315 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone can make up whatever stats you want using the @field command, so such a thing is possible. < 1387529150 304529 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very forward-thinking. < 1387529166 695509 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@field hugs < 1387529166 884265 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1387529180 924636 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a hugs field? < 1387529191 186791 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(However there is some exceptions, such as field names starting with a dot, and a few other fields don't work with it either, but most do.) < 1387529204 48040 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@field rationals < 1387529204 236769 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1387529213 543897 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Again, it is possible to make one up; you can make up whatever field you want (with a few exceptions). < 1387529226 136574 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well has someone alreayd made it up? < 1387529247 740613 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think so, but I can't see everything! < 1387529247 966225 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have < 1387529249 463034 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :see above < 1387529282 192609 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can write descriptions for a game you're not administrating? < 1387529314 737612 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or have you just been wasting my time. < 1387529342 303263 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: p. sure only one person here has been wasting your time < 1387529352 98857 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it isn't zzo38 (or me) < 1387529368 407578 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously a hugs field isn't a waste of time. < 1387529376 973528 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hug zzo38 < 1387529377 162274 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hackage.haskell.org/trac/ghc/newticket?type=bug < 1387529381 143154 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: (do you like hugs) < 1387529405 712274 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: Yes it is possible, in that MUD anyways it is possible. < 1387529450 994381 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: if i'm ever in vancouver can i hug you < 1387529452 784473 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAVE YOU JUST BEEN WASTING MY TIME?! you angrily shout at the platform. IS THIS ALL A JOKE TO YOU? < 1387529454 52471 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone with the 'builder' flag set on themself can create objects. Anyone who isn't guest can set fields and stuff on themself and anything they created. Also, everyone who isn't guests automatically has the 'builder' flag set anyways. < 1387529457 231962 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hugz 4ever < 1387529460 177172 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's if you have a nethack-like hallucination effect. < 1387529465 283463 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: You can try, but I doubt it. < 1387529470 655702 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh oh < 1387529480 827230 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You doubt hugs? < 1387529525 745643 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I mean I doubt you will be in the same place (even if it is the same city), and I might try to stop you anyways < 1387529538 977242 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you don't like hugs? < 1387529543 920566 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: if i'm ever in middle of nowhere, wa can i hug you < 1387529562 347069 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, i guess. i'm pretty awkward. < 1387529643 793318 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :did i mention that some russian people took my javascript gif player and added audio support using a custom audio block they added to gif < 1387529661 339360 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :so now they have a file format for animated pictures along with audio < 1387529669 317756 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coo < 1387529675 409395 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :p. innovative < 1387529766 6870 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387529865 504757 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i get so many .ru referers < 1387529870 902811 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but most of them are referer spam :' < 1387529871 641446 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :( < 1387529885 432607 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387530020 7471 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1387530028 433209 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :referer spam is terrible < 1387530051 253771 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do spammers have no honour < 1387530165 373368 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does referer spam work < 1387530221 280686 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :people make fake requests to your website using some referer < 1387530403 751266 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why tho < 1387530418 2325 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess because people look at their referers? < 1387530431 543192 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why don't they do something else with their time < 1387530449 772101 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't it exciting when people talk about you < 1387530457 662164 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it < 1387530474 742144 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes < 1387530497 547560 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wanted to make a thing so i could watch people using my website in realtime < 1387530505 594465 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and open a chat box and so on < 1387530551 802121 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually i have the feeling i wouldn't care to talk to most of my referals < 1387530554 829868 :farrioth!~farrioth@236.69.252.27.dyn.cust.vf.net.nz QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1387531846 950835 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1387531989 592033 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke JOIN :#esoteric < 1387532079 728069 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome hauke < 1387532082 581104 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​08hauke: 09Welcome 02to 06the 13international 04hub 07for 08esoteric 09programming 02language 06design 13and 04deployment! 07For 08more 09information, 02check 06out 13our 04wiki: 07. 08(For 09the 02other 06kind 13of 04esoterica, 07try 08#esoteric 09on 02irc.dal.net.) < 1387532098 854399 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, i'm too tired for this < 1387532184 461791 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :09oo03h,10 s11hi12ny02 c06ol13or04s < 1387532192 949609 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ello mauke < 1387532195 435613 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :maukello < 1387532363 899583 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-9-192.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387532364 88416 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-9-192.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1387532364 88564 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1387532866 554220 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sprunge.us/DJbB stat-time < 1387532958 891118 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For 201*, commands containing l, c, m in that order, some of the ones ending in : were probably replies.) < 1387532967 371168 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1387533046 342188 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-9-192.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387533083 391420 :sebbu!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-9-192.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1387533083 619813 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1387533121 618815 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(relcome still has some catching up to do.) < 1387533154 737268 :preflex!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex JOIN :#esoteric < 1387533186 274766 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tervetuloa fizzie < 1387533187 436911 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: tervetuloa: not found < 1387533190 419886 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1387533198 38940 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: please fix thx < 1387533309 449939 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, lots are missing. < 1387533332 533771 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :the german welcome in https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf has a comma that shouldn't be there < 1387533384 123463 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387533413 575632 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? willkommen < 1387533415 560428 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum für das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! Für weitere Informationen, besuchen Sie das Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Für andere Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf irc.dal.net.) < 1387533423 583167 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat wisdom/willkommen < 1387533425 100732 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum für das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! Für weitere Informationen, besuchen Sie das Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Für andere Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf irc.dal.net.) < 1387533448 489218 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :☝ can be fixed in HackEgo < 1387533468 324580 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, even preflex is here. This is great. < 1387533537 673364 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :preflex: help re < 1387533537 862588 :preflex!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex PRIVMSG #esoteric : re "REGEX" STRING - test STRING against REGEX < 1387533542 331007 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1387533595 95250 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387533629 685119 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :preflex: re ".{.*}." asdf < 1387533629 876131 :preflex!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex PRIVMSG #esoteric : match: [0-4: asdf] [0:1-3: sd] < 1387533644 794628 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice, it still works < 1387533674 46396 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A multitude of bots. < 1387533688 704719 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Go ahead, say hello. < 1387533689 152655 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: and i think sicp or something. away, trying to focus on matters more relevant to making everything a set. now he wants it above the definition < 1387533751 626435 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :preflex's re command uses the regex engine from ploki < 1387533788 249745 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1387533920 94955 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1387534110 318298 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run welcome | hyphenate.fi # shachaf: close enough? < 1387534112 694358 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wel-co-me to the in-ter-na-ti-o-nal hub for e-so-te-ric prog-ram-ming lan-gu-a-ge de-sign and dep-lo-y-ment! For mo-re in-for-ma-ti-on, check out our wi-ki: . (For the ot-her kind of e-so-te-ri-ca, try #e-so-te-ric on irc.dal.net.) < 1387534185 392062 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l bin/hyfinate; cat bin/hyfinate < 1387534187 308728 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 12 Sep 25 13:06 bin/hyfinate -> hyphenate.fi \ #!/bin/sh \ exec perl -CS -Mutf8 -pwe 'my$vow=qr/[aeiouyäö]/i;my$con=qr/[b-df-hj-np-tv-xz]/i;1while s/($vow$con*)($con$vow)/$1-$2/g;1while s/a[eoyäö]|e[aoäö]|i[aoäö]|o[aeyäö]|u[aeyäö]|y[aeouä]|ä[aeouö]|ö[aeouä]/my@s=split"",$&;$s[0]."-".$s[1]/egi' < 1387534195 545578 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not quite. < 1387534197 527398 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume prog ramming refers to the jousts. < 1387534209 121816 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :-CS? bold move < 1387534448 340156 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :#!/bin/sh \ exec perl < 1387534653 285312 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run head -n 1 bin/* | grep -a '^#!' | sed -e 's/! /!/;s/ .*//' | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr < 1387534655 398721 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ 64 #!/bin/sh \ 25 #!/bin/bash \ 13 #!/usr/bin/env \ 10 #!/usr/bin/perl \ 3 #!/usr/bin/python \ 2 #!/hackenv/bin/lua \ 1 #!/usr/bin/tail \ 1 #!/hackenv/bin/rec \ 1 #!/bin/true < 1387534673 881964 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :/bin/true: best interpreter. < 1387534690 16671 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like /bin/cat myself < 1387534713 653034 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :every program a quine < 1387534719 28124 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never complains, unlike those so-called programming languages tend to. < 1387534728 187951 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :ploki never complains either < 1387534743 442892 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :#!/bin/cat < 1387534751 253452 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :internal cat error < 1387534797 408455 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run grep bin/true bin/* < 1387534799 52438 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/listen:#!/bin/true < 1387534804 41630 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/listen < 1387534805 272614 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/true < 1387535034 368796 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`listen < 1387535035 536781 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387535049 644104 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo ' ' < 1387535051 42644 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387535076 191323 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run beep < 1387535077 485767 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: beep: command not found < 1387535172 669879 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $'\xe2\x81\xa3' < 1387535174 189281 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​⁣ < 1387535450 832565 :stuntaneous!~stuntaneo@2001:1af8:4700:a000:10:: QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1387535517 991969 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, advertising that "the GUI is themeable" is probably a strong negative signal on the quality of software < 1387535565 195801 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :inb4 audio cock < 1387536045 104989 :impomatic!~john_metc@14.233.125.91.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1387537041 18424 :Slereah_!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387537159 50181 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.187.101 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387538585 111870 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1387539069 54453 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387539119 204188 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387539544 599773 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387539578 997367 :atriq!~Taneb@host-92-23-123-235.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387539639 182323 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387539650 610227 :atriq!~Taneb@host-92-23-123-235.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages? < 1387539650 811911 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, no messages today. < 1387539655 442491 :atriq!~Taneb@host-92-23-123-235.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, I'm atriq < 1387539657 85488 :atriq!~Taneb@host-92-23-123-235.as13285.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1387539753 940426 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wii shachaf < 1387539755 234825 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: wii: not found < 1387539757 349196 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1387539785 156211 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wii Shachaf, the unannounced successor of Wii U. < 1387539812 739193 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Everyone's going to want one.) < 1387539820 911362 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: oh, http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Ioun_Stone <-- i don't think burlew has paid attention to the shapes listed. < 1387539870 790718 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, the colors are hard to determine. i guess blackwing snatched an orange one. < 1387539886 910362 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i somehow wouldn't think laurin the type to have a deep red one. < 1387539915 325481 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and exactly which green variant is that... < 1387539929 162999 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so maybe he's not paid much attention to the colors either. < 1387539929 365567 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1387540027 846199 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION steps by the oots forum
< 1387540063 88572 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION remembers he had food he was supposed to eat
< 1387540107 165371 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: mistyped a / < 1387540611 213699 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387540803 626152 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387540919 760971 :Slereah_!~Slereah@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387540943 94176 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1387541038 39727 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1387541123 979559 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387542384 29897 :Chillectual!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387542408 624560 :Chillectual!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com NICK :LinearInterpol < 1387542559 110931 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1387542690 145801 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1387542789 273223 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/1taral/why_do_theorems_in_complex_analysis_feels/ < 1387542803 412761 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :cauchy's theorem op, plz nerf < 1387543030 37994 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1387543059 956669 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also : Stokes theorem < 1387543444 432321 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387543686 412597 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello Alex < 1387544152 495588 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387544157 827919 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387544163 79676 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoily < 1387544233 583857 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia. < 1387544267 347755 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should get up < 1387544275 444804 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION glares at quintopia
< 1387544308 765228 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar CYUL < 1387544309 820159 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 201250Z 03014KT 3SM -SN DRSN OVC040 M07/M09 A3002 RMK NS8 SLP169 < 1387544373 750323 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar MDPC < 1387544374 806154 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :MDPC 201300Z 09012KT 9999 FEW019 27/22 Q1018 < 1387544390 454704 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahhhhh < 1387544430 330051 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EFHK < 1387544431 439635 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EFHK 201250Z 23009KT 9999 FEW014 03/02 Q1010 NOSIG < 1387544454 799154 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somewhere in-between. < 1387544886 901574 :CADD_!~CADD@12.227.104.109 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387544924 885928 :CADD_!~CADD@12.227.104.109 QUIT :Client Quit < 1387545374 104559 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387545539 960207 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387546127 478565 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want some snow already < 1387546131 525621 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar ESSA < 1387546131 915874 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ESSA 201320Z 18012KT CAVOK 03/00 Q1009 R01L/29//95 R08/29//95 R01R/29//95 NOSIG < 1387546150 650797 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar ENVA < 1387546152 853250 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ENVA 201320Z 09005KT CAVOK M01/M03 Q0999 NOSIG RMK WIND 670FT 16011KT < 1387546169 218304 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: we're undergoing our second snowstorm right now. < 1387546209 726016 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no snow forecast for christmas here < 1387546274 800540 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar CYUL < 1387546275 364941 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 201324Z 03016KT 1SM R06L/P6000FT/D R06R/P6000FT/D -SN DRSN OVC020 M08/M09 A3002 RMK SN2NS6 SLP168 < 1387546423 122499 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha, TIL (from comp.lang.c) that the numeric constant "0" in C is in octal < 1387546439 590579 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it doesn't really matter < 1387546442 81092 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's still funny < 1387546470 545250 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that kind of makes sense < 1387546482 850342 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but... it doesn't change nothing! < 1387546903 945016 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1387546919 706775 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387546932 32557 :atriq!~Taneb@host-92-23-123-235.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387546975 830653 :atriq!~Taneb@host-92-23-123-235.as13285.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387547305 944504 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quoth < 1387547307 454412 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387547315 480111 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quoth something < 1387547317 113692 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387547329 947190 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quoth the Raven < 1387547331 589652 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387547335 410675 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bo. ring. < 1387547671 642888 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/quoth < 1387547673 97804 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :allquotes | grep -i "<$1>" | shuf | head -n 1 < 1387547686 663323 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll grep you < 1387547691 82562 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quoth boily < 1387547692 826255 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :1097) I prefer goat memory. I feel it's more reliable, like a vinyl over a CD. < 1387547734 43841 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :What a useless use of head. < 1387547747 20112 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well goats are cute < 1387547825 192603 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i -e 's/| head //' bin/quoth # gonna bork it up somehow... < 1387547828 833087 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387547832 452227 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/quoth < 1387547833 815739 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :allquotes | grep -i "<$1>" | shuf -n 1 < 1387547844 930159 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1387547850 432150 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the fungot was I thinking about when I mentioned “goat memory”... < 1387547850 803192 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i just like the last one worked, at which point it is all pattern matching and generally the ppl good at that < 1387547889 214168 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goat memory is all pattern matching, anyway. < 1387547904 311272 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially with tincans < 1387549209 748915 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: you need to implement a new language based on goat memory < 1387549261 983482 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol. < 1387549304 208240 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :also why do star trek wikis have entries for goat < 1387549313 566824 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I. Was just looking at that. < 1387549319 771037 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Goat < 1387549331 575886 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are goats in the star trek universe < 1387549388 447319 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :LinearInterpol: you really need to stop copying me < 1387549393 995082 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shush < 1387549410 497287 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Jackal < 1387549412 258305 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1387549733 12589 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a "Jackal" entry on NetHackWiki too < 1387549760 699102 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it redirects to "Canine" < 1387549763 612063 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nethack does have jackals, though < 1387549765 559024 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because there's not enough to write about jackals on their own < 1387549766 152475 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, DF < 1387549806 978146 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://crawl.chaosforge.org/Jackal ← an uncaninedirected roguewiki jackalian entry < 1387549824 418353 :Slereah_!Slereah_@ANantes-259-1-200-42.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Daw < 1387549867 49096 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387550757 903991 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387551773 634233 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dhelloesthiswork. mrhmoushello. < 1387552254 275898 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :belloily < 1387553151 456316 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode 6 < 1387553153 530042 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+0036 DIGIT SIX] < 1387553165 165040 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought so < 1387553168 71549 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is my printf lying < 1387553179 73786 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!c printf("%c\n", 0x3f); < 1387553184 928618 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​? < 1387553189 222685 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's more believable < 1387553255 891782 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just got the best exception message. < 1387553276 622874 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is the entire message: The length of the parameter 'Ȁbit᨞䀀眀攀攀欀攀渀搀䠀漀甀爀猀Ȁ
Ȃ؀戀椀琀툀Ỹ@eĂȀbitᐞ䀀洀椀挀爀漀猀椀琀攀Ȁ
ᘂЀÈ < 1387553409 61847 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :woah. < 1387553446 558093 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got it while calling DeriveParameters on a SqlCommand object (.NET code). < 1387553465 308938 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best part - it only happens the _third_ time I call DeriveParameters. Consistently. < 1387553469 90379 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the command to tell gdb to reread a save file? < 1387553510 473364 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, a source file < 1387553564 930962 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha, using "directory" with a directory that's already there works < 1387553699 182479 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-30-45.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1387553700 465202 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387553758 855510 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: byeily < 1387554020 701633 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode 0x7f7f < 1387554022 380585 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1387554490 968973 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@vpn34-196.rz.hs-offenburg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1387554500 335949 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode U+7f7f < 1387554501 913308 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1387554609 887331 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode 罿 < 1387554611 247737 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown character. < 1387554632 687006 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the joys of using rxvt-unicode! you can hold ctrl-shift, and type the codepoint) < 1387554645 33375 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode 罿 < 1387554646 439727 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+7F7F CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-7F7F] < 1387554712 756116 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode 쫾몾 < 1387554714 387270 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+CAFE HANGUL SYLLABLE JJWAELM] [U+BABE HANGUL SYLLABLE MOJ] < 1387554894 962186 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess `unicode should also accept code points (in flexible formats) addition to character names. < 1387554904 891212 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-7F7F < 1387554906 339596 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​罿 < 1387554912 587222 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I typoed it in Emacs < 1387554921 253099 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and thought it looked pretty < 1387555084 466513 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387555103 672797 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :neither nciku nor wwwjdic have any info on it. the first hit on google is a page in Chinese → http://www.zdic.net/z/21/js/7F7F.htm < 1387555134 797274 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh! wiktionary has it → https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E7%BD%BF < 1387555154 207937 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Definition in English: net catch birds", says gucharmap < 1387555193 593227 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, U+7F7F is the net result of the birds you caught after taxes and fees. < 1387556668 118309 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric : ​? < 1387556678 294492 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're EgoBot, not EdBot, darn it. < 1387556824 252820 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-30-45.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1387556894 90078 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-30-45.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1387558850 766382 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1387558889 932330 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387560266 557851 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey guys, why do programmers always think christmas is halloween? < 1387560274 448097 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because 31 oct = 25 dec < 1387560354 710102 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :because programmers are 1) idiots and 2) notoriously bad at implemeting datetime to iso standards < 1387560363 703149 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think only one person ever has managed it < 1387560587 746526 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the best comeback to that joke I've ever seen. < 1387561290 311412 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1387561447 793641 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1387561797 281951 :conehead_!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1387561805 95239 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1387561812 203405 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are there any simple stack based languages < 1387561814 128778 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :like forth < 1387561816 408480 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :but other than forth < 1387561820 440994 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Underload? < 1387561894 934819 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 PRIVMSG #esoteric :joy? < 1387561955 11619 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :joy's not that simple < 1387561962 227402 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it is very, very stack based < 1387562016 568496 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s k i combinators then < 1387562135 407376 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :the wiki is full of such things < 1387562152 308970 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it's full of BF derivatives < 1387562158 491295 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a stack-based category, though, I think < 1387562219 285520 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: stack-based BF derivatives! < 1387562235 266312 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/BF-PDA ← there you go < 1387562250 815898 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it's intentionally sub-TC < 1387562724 212050 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome ski < 1387562727 137982 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​13ski: 04Welcome 07to 08the 09international 02hub 06for 13esoteric 04programming 07language 08design 09and 02deployment! 06For 13more 04information, 07check 08out 09our 02wiki: 06. 13(For 04the 07other 08kind 09of 02esoterica, 06try 13#esoteric 04on 07irc.dal.net.) < 1387562728 504511 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome atrapado < 1387562730 823063 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​09atrapado: 02Welcome 06to 13the 04international 07hub 08for 09esoteric 02programming 06language 13design 04and 07deployment! 08For 09more 02information, 06check 13out 04our 07wiki: 08. 09(For 02the 06other 13kind 04of 07esoterica, 08try 09#esoteric 02on 06irc.dal.net.) < 1387562794 992761 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1387562879 747432 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-163.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387562920 635307 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(SKI-combinators is not stack based) < 1387563005 379191 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there combinators for stack manipulation? < 1387563140 15148 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kitten and Factor aren't very simple either < 1387563166 954610 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Befunge has stacks < 1387563249 33601 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, see underload < 1387563401 586866 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: highly relevant: http://tunes.org/~iepos/joy.html < 1387563494 334697 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: indeed. < 1387563503 851166 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: veryndeed. < 1387563565 99101 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey. unit is pure/return/unit/arr... < 1387563569 337456 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-163.psoas.suomi.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387563689 703737 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ski on SKI < 1387563691 272046 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waves
< 1387563734 671347 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION observes kmc
< 1387564110 161814 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1387564792 784784 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1387564803 377360 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1387564804 892742 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :lo kmc < 1387564807 570943 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm looking for a with reasonable effort portable to the .NET plattform language < 1387564815 508743 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :that has not already been ported to it < 1387564862 731908 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily : you forgot `/eta/η' < 1387564870 77678 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and `arr' is a bit different) < 1387564938 803923 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well. are is arr, fsvo arr. < 1387564956 342016 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are three COBOL implementations for the JVM. mroman, your course is clear < 1387565264 31490 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hells no < 1387565299 83720 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hells yes. < 1387565343 517610 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387565354 619474 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, is it all right if I monologue about software interfacing? Okay, great. < 1387565371 982161 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1387565396 916574 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: I don't mind; see if someone does though after you write something other than just asking if it is OK or not < 1387565411 597810 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Currently, the lingua franca of computing is C. A library is portable across languages if you can write a C header file for it. < 1387565420 942327 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: I have no problem with that, as long as the rant is in French. < 1387565426 73282 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also, hi!) < 1387565430 63710 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :woo, C. < 1387565435 467170 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I want it to be in English! < 1387565436 840017 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, the lingua franca should probably be a better language COBOL < 1387565449 185372 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: watch yer tongue, ye be speakin' forbidden phrases. < 1387565468 649955 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Loi 101! < 1387565473 997541 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL is the Windows ME of programming languages. < 1387565556 257094 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you ever even seen a cobol program < 1387565569 477294 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have. < 1387565584 434399 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have even written a bit of COBOL. < 1387565655 288503 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you assemble every capital letter ever written chronologically in all of the programming languages, they form the Ultimate Transformer Cobol Program! < 1387565676 288861 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah! < 1387565699 223079 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Writing a C header file isn't enough; also you should have the programs to work between the different programming languages as necessary. For example to allow a function from some other library to work in SQL (specifically, SQLite), you still need to write a C code to load the SQL functions and translate the data types into those used by the function and used in SQL databases. < 1387565714 13868 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://gist.github.com/kmcallister/1ca57f7a260c72d36d96 just look at this elegance < 1387565716 822958 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :correct. < 1387565737 183054 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that's horrifying. < 1387565772 800205 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: SQLite isn't a programming language, though. I don't think SQLite itself provides a means to import foreign functions, does it? < 1387565780 309618 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :horrifying with no advancing < 1387565781 512502 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION mapleach himself.
< 1387565791 643222 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: last I checked, no. < 1387565799 371008 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: It does, although you have to write the importing in a C code, not in a SQL code. And, SQL is a programming language. < 1387565837 517366 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: writing a C header file is usually enough for other languages. < 1387565851 756994 :tertu!~tertu@65-128-138-136.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1387565854 104133 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl, python, etc. < 1387565860 848867 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what surprises me is that github has COBOL highlighting, but not cabal highlighting. < 1387565886 784239 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Haskell at least, you need to also write the Haskell code to deal with it, although you don't need to write another C code. < 1387565888 581583 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :COWSEL looks ok < 1387565959 493861 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: that's how it is in other languages too, and they each have varying degrees of layering between you and the header file. < 1387565966 443472 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it looks like it's difficult to get any documentation about it < 1387565970 279907 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl for example can use raw header files. < 1387565981 920192 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, thing is, a C header file pretty much describes ways bytes can go each direction. But with many if not most programming languages, objects can't just be turned into bytes and back, since the runtime environment keeps track of object metadata. < 1387566101 96573 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: http://i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif < 1387566108 828650 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat. < 1387566119 196796 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :your context has been lost. < 1387566160 847413 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: Yes, although they may have data structures that have pointers to keep track of, and may need the code to tell it how to do. < 1387566171 796338 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, suppose you have a Haskell function String -> String. If you want C code to be able to access it, could you just give the C code a pointer to the function and provide it a way to call the function? < 1387566196 229912 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really, because then you never know when the C code is done using the function, so you don't know when to garbage collect it. < 1387566300 697272 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, dealing with callbacks like that can be difficult due to those reasons you specify. < 1387566433 949175 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the One True Model of computing is an actor model, where there are a bunch of objects, and objects can perform actions, and objects are only ever created or deleted manually. < 1387566503 291490 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Conceptually, perhaps every object in a Haskell system implements the GarbageCollectableObject interface, and the garbage collector has a reference to every single one of those objects. < 1387566574 179658 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the one true model of computing is an agent system. < 1387566574 956211 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :obv. < 1387566579 166778 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. That. < 1387566583 815542 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some things that use callbacks can also be done without callbacks in whatever way work for the programming language in use, or using a different kinds of callbacks. < 1387566587 467300 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actor, agent, same cotton candy. < 1387566620 714101 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1387566627 617745 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :actor != agent. < 1387566654 855460 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shrug* I don't know what the difference is, and I don't know which one I mean. < 1387566679 796342 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :an actor model and an agent model specify opposite approaches. < 1387566697 427183 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :an actor model is essentially a message passing system. < 1387566741 293857 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :being passive, it's only active once there is data flowing in. < 1387566758 77119 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if you want to access some Haskell object from C, you could just access it directly, but it might vanish at any time. Instead, I suppose you'd want to create a GarbageCollectableObject yourself, informing the garbage collector of its existence, and telling the garbage collector it has a reference to the object you're interested in. < 1387566806 35481 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what's an agent model, then? < 1387566839 611987 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :In a Haskell code you could create a context (perhaps using a monad) that contains the data and things you need, might be one possibility < 1387566926 340858 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1387567015 526612 :`^_^v!~nycs@rrcs-24-39-141-128.nyc.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1387567053 531744 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like agents are a lot like system processes. < 1387567062 523476 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :correct. < 1387567066 926313 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :They can run spontaneously and access globally-named resources. < 1387567070 797916 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1387567073 219506 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But whether you want enumerations, events, etc you may want different ways in a different programming language. For example in SQL, if you want the function to make a list of results, you can define a virtual table to do that, perhaps. < 1387567089 5141 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're effectively separate processing units. < 1387567094 968465 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :acting continuously on an environment. < 1387567109 266947 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that can take input and give output from and to the environment. < 1387567144 906622 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile, happy tune → http://protodome.bandcamp.com/track/oh-i-feel-just-fine-because-im-making-macaroni < 1387567168 565905 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, my gut reaction is to say I like the actor model better. < 1387567177 211885 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ActorVsAgent < 1387567312 12782 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, it seems like there's pretty much a certain, specific set of extra stuff that runtime environments might give to objects. < 1387567398 468429 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Garbage collection is the main one. If you had an OS where all the objects on the system use a single garbage collector, then runtime environments wouldn't need to worry about that, and you could freely pass references between environments without worrying about garbage collection. < 1387568033 767809 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I once made a list of fancy features that environments have. Along these lines: garbage collection, concurrency, access control, persistence. < 1387568075 387076 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I noted that no system seems to have all of them. Lua has garbage collection and access control, but not concurrency or persistence. Lua is one of the few environments that has access control. < 1387568090 602944 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Smalltalk has garbage collection, concurrency, and persistence, but not access control. Smalltalk is one of the few environments that has persistence. < 1387568110 528724 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess Unix itself has concurrency, access control, and persistence. But it doesn't have any kind of system-wide garbage collection. < 1387568168 911650 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lots of things have system-wide refcounting though < 1387568221 984188 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Linux kernel has a garbage collector to deal with sending UNIX sockets through other UNIX sockets < 1387568368 264997 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1387568406 537525 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't think sending sockets through sockets was a thing < 1387568416 892699 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, using Unix domain sockets, can a more privileged process send a file handle or whatever to a less privileged process, thereby allowing the less privileged process to access a file it wouldn't normally be able to? < 1387568615 677519 :augur_!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387568795 260082 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: believe so, yes < 1387568801 248761 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this lets you do capability-like things < 1387568819 64308 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: you can send any file descriptor through a socket < 1387568876 667422 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can also send a struct with your uid and gid in such a way that it can't be forged < 1387568892 743073 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so this allows a more-privileged daemon to authenticate requests from less-privileged users and then do things on their behalf < 1387568924 269934 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a friend of mine argued convincingly that all setuid programs should be replaced with such daemons < 1387569049 753589 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can also use something like linux's more advanced permissions < 1387569591 591495 :conehead_!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1387570187 296198 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, with Linux, if I want a bunch of processes that can't interact with each other or anything that isn't world-accessible, can I just give them all UIDs that are otherwise unused? < 1387570354 429373 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can still interact in lots of ways < 1387570996 478423 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1387571304 765601 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, true, but they can't damage each other, right? < 1387571312 287661 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except by using up lots of system resources or something, maybe... < 1387571320 113030 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1387571326 334807 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or exploiting security holes in each other or the kernel < 1387571410 758404 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exploiting holes in each other shouldn't be possible if they have no access to each other whatsoever < 1387571416 202349 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kernel, maybe < 1387571429 738687 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's my point, processes have lots of access to each otehr < 1387571447 379129 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example they share a filesystem, a network subsystem, etc < 1387571474 739947 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want to strongly isolate things then you need stuff like cgroups and the various namespaces (pid, network, mount, etc.) < 1387572253 450681 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387572265 779019 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you saying there are different pid namespaces? < 1387572273 839143 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorhello < 1387572284 623611 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Linux? yes, it has all kinds of namespace stuff http://lwn.net/Articles/531114/ < 1387572293 174927 :Sorella!~quildreen@201.80.214.167 QUIT :Changing host < 1387572293 364676 :Sorella!~quildreen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1387572465 94205 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1387572523 887929 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dang. Namespaces look really cool. < 1387572744 249233 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then it looks like LXC is an application that actually uses them to provide a virtual Linux environment within another Linux environment. Is that right? < 1387572794 329531 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whelp, I like the E programming language. < 1387572817 717543 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: i believe so < 1387572828 364944 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has access control and concurrency. You figure it probably has garbage collection, right? And I feel like it's likely to have persistence as well. < 1387572991 311142 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :LXC is one such application; there are more. < 1387573147 797940 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-33.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1387573280 79350 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-30-45.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1387573423 775293 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@vpn34-196.rz.hs-offenburg.de QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1387573595 623310 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar CYUL < 1387573596 56341 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 202024Z 03010G15KT 3/4SM R06L/5000VP6000FT/D R06R/6000FT/D -SN VV006 M07/M09 A2997 RMK SN8 SLP150 < 1387573609 900474 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, VV! haven't seen that on since last winter :D < 1387573633 36096 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar EGNT < 1387573633 453723 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGNT 202050Z 21021G38KT 180V240 9999 -RA SCT015 BKN020 10/07 Q1000 < 1387573647 202190 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still can't read it but I like looking at it < 1387573662 246662 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar KGRR < 1387573662 635040 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KGRR 202053Z 07007KT 3SM -FZRA BR OVC007 01/M01 A2976 RMK AO2 SLP084 P0000 60007 T00061011 56006 $ < 1387573679 150620 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup, I don't know what that means. < 1387573680 907138 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: michigan? < 1387573684 659520 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: yeah. < 1387573736 367243 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: your weather says: report issued at 8:53pm UTC today, 7 knot east-north-east winds, ground visibility 3 mi, light freezing rain, fog... < 1387573753 164199 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :01/M01? So the temperature is 1 C and the frost point is -1 C? < 1387573761 993749 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/frost/dew/ < 1387573791 421409 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aren't they pretty much the same thing, except frost is frozen and dew isn't? < 1387573834 402577 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're surface water. < 1387573868 107565 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, your station needs maintenance (the “$” at the end) < 1387573880 89701 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, what does mine say? < 1387573915 555374 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd better go tell them. < 1387573964 302820 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what's the significance of the dew point below freezing? < 1387573981 372443 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: report at 8:50pm UTC, quite a lot of wind (21 knots, gusts at 38 knots) from the southwest, ground visibility OK, light rain, scattered clouds at 1500', broken clouds at 2000', 10 °C, dew point at 7 °C, QNH at 1000 hPa. < 1387574012 35035 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arufonsu: it's... below freezing, I guess. I think I'll have to research more details about dew point. < 1387574055 904424 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but surely no dew is going to form if it's below freezing. < 1387574089 848730 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably «givre», then. < 1387574099 460910 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, “If the dew point is below freezing (32°F or 0°C), we instead use the term frost point.” ← http://geography.about.com/od/physicalgeography/a/dewpoint.htm < 1387574149 418869 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :“there is nothing special about the temperature being below freezong or below zero... solid ice (frost) rather than as liquid water” ← http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/wea00/wea00061.htm < 1387574988 412385 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: STORM CHICKEN < 1387575000 286701 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1387575165 971735 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1387575441 349125 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387575690 982446 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:21:31:* kmc waves < 1387575691 217519 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:22:14:* boily observes kmc < 1387575698 680857 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: so, do you feel particularly collapsed? < 1387575754 96843 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh i get it < 1387575800 227443 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-163.psoas.suomi.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387576038 909096 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wavefunctions have stagefright, so when they're observed, they just collapse like babies. < 1387576101 450496 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know what you're doing to them, LinearInterpol, but i don't think babies usually collapse. < 1387576117 648038 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'm a bad parent. < 1387576121 531705 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed, they usually expand. < 1387576124 988927 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: have you observed them < 1387576125 703445 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Albeit slowly. < 1387576133 211379 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: it has happened. < 1387576187 121218 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :babies look so much like humans < 1387576188 456505 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's weird < 1387576248 28723 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: did you ever fix willkommen < 1387576326 915956 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's almost as if they *were* humans < 1387576567 580632 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: i think they are like pokemons that can evolve into humans. < 1387576581 275086 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: how? < 1387576593 761425 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? willkommen < 1387576596 2818 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum für das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! Für weitere Informationen, besuchen Sie das Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Für andere Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf irc.dal.net.) < 1387576600 100626 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presumably `run sed -i '...' wisdom/willkommen # or something < 1387576607 557364 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know sed < 1387576613 585404 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl? < 1387576620 265597 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well there is only one comma is there. < 1387576621 791479 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run perl -v < 1387576623 543524 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ \ This is perl, v5.10.1 (*) built for x86_64-linux-gnu-thread-multi \ (with 61 registered patches, see perl -V for more detail) \ \ Copyright 1987-2009, Larry Wall \ \ Perl may be copied only under the terms of either the Artistic License or the \ GNU General Public License, which may be found in the Perl 5 source kit. \ \ Complete documenta < 1387576628 37816 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :ancient < 1387576637 687890 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i 's/,//' wisdom/willkommen < 1387576641 224695 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387576644 350529 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? willkommen < 1387576646 487246 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum für das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! Für weitere Informationen besuchen Sie das Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Für andere Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf irc.dal.net.) < 1387576648 287386 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Better? < 1387576664 689044 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run perl -e 'BEGIN{%::=()}' < 1387576665 946367 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Segmentation fault < 1387576678 296794 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's p. good < 1387576688 379572 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a monkey < 1387576690 992146 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run perl -e 'fork while fork' < 1387576696 576958 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387576700 284571 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks oerjan < 1387576701 483621 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, oerjan. Thoerjan. < 1387576703 869369 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run perl -e '420 fork everyday' < 1387576705 281110 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bareword found where operator expected at -e line 1, near "fork everyday" \ (Do you need to predeclare fork?) \ syntax error at -e line 1, near "420 fork" \ Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors. < 1387576708 774994 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fork erryday. < 1387576721 943469 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :360 segfault. < 1387576731 28436 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run perl -e '%::=()' < 1387576732 365237 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387576734 184943 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION reminds everyone of the `perl-e command
< 1387576739 316054 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perle < 1387576744 876453 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`perl . < 1387576746 352837 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387576765 604334 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`perl-e print "Yo!" < 1387576767 76441 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yo! < 1387576779 354523 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1387576785 955877 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`perl-E say 2 < 1387576787 251862 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: perl-E: not found < 1387576792 744616 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :terrible < 1387576806 189297 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ping google.com < 1387576806 475351 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/perl-e < 1387576807 431620 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1387576807 767752 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ \ perl -e "$@" < 1387576843 846559 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -i '2d' bin/perl-e < 1387576847 679148 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387576853 723829 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat bin/perl-e < 1387576855 148558 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ perl -e "$@" < 1387576868 954889 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`perl-e is this all one argument? < 1387576870 543250 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :syntax error at -e line 1, at EOF \ Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors. < 1387576895 379939 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: that's the idea. < 1387576915 51081 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`help < 1387576915 322534 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1387576952 480119 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`gcc --version < 1387576953 838776 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :gcc (Debian 4.4.5-8) 4.4.5 \ Copyright (C) 2010 Free Software Foundation, Inc. \ This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO \ warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. < 1387576984 110532 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`fetch http://mauke.hopto.org/stuff/ploki/ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 < 1387576988 649001 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :2013-12-20 22:03:07 URL:http://mauke.hopto.org/stuff/ploki/ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 [77308/77308] -> "ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2" [1] < 1387576999 351185 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 < 1387577000 739342 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1387577000 942484 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :BZh91AY&SY;|���R�������������������z%�&�u�'o�0 \ �a���|=��A{�s... ..>�Hm�`>�:.��c^==�"Z��.�m���Z�W�{�Cǣ�(1��.�.�w�>�ӆ�UݾJ < 1387577009 965826 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1387577042 302845 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tar xfj ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 < 1387577043 666452 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :tar: Old option `f' requires an argument. \ Try `tar --help' or `tar --usage' for more information. < 1387577057 27937 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tar xjf ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 < 1387577058 193057 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :tar: Old option `f' requires an argument. \ Try `tar --help' or `tar --usage' for more information. < 1387577061 123043 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-( < 1387577074 464037 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run tar xjf ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 < 1387577078 689536 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577126 811617 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that work in some version of tar? < 1387577178 443892 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cd ploki-0.6.5.1 && gcc -O2 -o ploki *.c -lm < 1387577179 851307 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: line 0: cd: ploki-0.6.5.1: No such file or directory < 1387577206 284463 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cd ploki && gcc -O2 -o ploki *.c -lm < 1387577237 396859 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577253 930937 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo No output. < 1387577255 376124 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577257 255045 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cp ploki/ploki bin/ < 1387577258 708171 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cp: cannot stat `ploki/ploki': No such file or directory < 1387577263 869060 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1387577300 392638 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think compilation failed. < 1387577342 515066 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :f is old? < 1387577372 316671 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, mesozoic < 1387577392 712214 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls ploki < 1387577395 340499 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :atechit.c \ atechit.depend \ atechit.h \ atechit.o \ Compile \ compile.c \ compile.depend \ compile.h \ compile.o \ config.h \ deparse.c \ deparse.depend \ deparse.h \ deparse.o \ doc \ examples \ expr.c \ expr.depend \ expr.h \ expr.o \ GNUmakefile \ hang.c \ hang.depend \ hang.h \ hang.o \ hash.c \ hash.depend \ hash.h \ hash.o \ IGNORE \ inc.c \ < 1387577438 11853 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls ploki | tail < 1387577453 59541 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :version.c \ version.c.in \ version.depend \ version.h \ xmalloc.c \ xmalloc.depend \ xmalloc.h \ zz.c \ zz.depend \ zz.h < 1387577466 658414 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls ploki | grep -v '\.c' < 1387577471 572175 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :atechit.depend \ atechit.h \ atechit.o \ Compile \ compile.depend \ compile.h \ compile.o \ config.h \ deparse.depend \ deparse.h \ deparse.o \ doc \ examples \ expr.depend \ expr.h \ expr.o \ GNUmakefile \ hang.depend \ hang.h \ hang.o \ hash.depend \ hash.h \ hash.o \ IGNORE \ inc.depend \ inc.h \ inc.o \ indent \ IO.depend \ IO.h \ IO.o \ kork.d < 1387577482 826007 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls ploki | grep -v '\.[cho]' < 1387577484 747167 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :atechit.depend \ Compile \ compile.depend \ deparse.depend \ doc \ examples \ expr.depend \ GNUmakefile \ hang.depend \ hash.depend \ IGNORE \ inc.depend \ indent \ IO.depend \ kork.depend \ list.depend \ main.depend \ Makefile \ MakeSkel \ mars.depend \ match.depend \ op.depend \ opt.depend \ parse.depend \ ploki \ pp.depend \ random.depend \ READ < 1387577486 505991 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cp ploki/ploki bin/ < 1387577490 741949 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577518 298723 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ploki -MO=Deparse /dev/null < 1387577519 978191 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577540 873364 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :well then < 1387577572 698790 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh you ran make in privmsg < 1387577577 706521 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $'"Hello, world!' | ploki < 1387577579 39207 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world! < 1387577670 226526 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: is that working? < 1387577684 189761 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $'@REVERSE(\\ARG:3\'\\ARG:`\\ARG:2)_"' | ploki - 10 2 3.141593 < 1387577685 592689 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577718 13967 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo $'@REVERSE(\\ARG:3\'\\ARG:1`\\ARG:2)_"' | ploki - 10 2 3.141593 < 1387577719 576986 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :11.001001000011111101110000010110000101011110101111 < 1387577722 444068 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes < 1387577727 669629 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good. < 1387577746 518822 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cd ploki; make clean; cd ..; mv ploki src < 1387577750 902982 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm -f *.o ploki \ mv: cannot move `ploki' to `src/ploki': Directory not empty < 1387577757 154298 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1387577793 908283 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls src/ploki < 1387577795 782686 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :doc \ examples \ indent \ syntax \ t \ try < 1387577803 863982 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls ploki < 1387577805 230716 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :atechit.c \ atechit.depend \ atechit.h \ Compile \ compile.c \ compile.depend \ compile.h \ config.h \ deparse.c \ deparse.depend \ deparse.h \ doc \ examples \ expr.c \ expr.depend \ expr.h \ GNUmakefile \ hang.c \ hang.depend \ hang.h \ hash.c \ hash.depend \ hash.h \ IGNORE \ inc.c \ inc.depend \ inc.h \ indent \ IO.c \ IO.depend \ IO.h \ kork.c < 1387577865 984612 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls ploki | grep -v '\.([ch]|depend)' < 1387577868 106686 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :atechit.c \ atechit.depend \ atechit.h \ Compile \ compile.c \ compile.depend \ compile.h \ config.h \ deparse.c \ deparse.depend \ deparse.h \ doc \ examples \ expr.c \ expr.depend \ expr.h \ GNUmakefile \ hang.c \ hang.depend \ hang.h \ hash.c \ hash.depend \ hash.h \ IGNORE \ inc.c \ inc.depend \ inc.h \ indent \ IO.c \ IO.depend \ IO.h \ kork.c < 1387577875 970815 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1387577883 96855 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :egrep < 1387577888 621699 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls ploki | egrep -v '\.([ch]|depend)' < 1387577890 537083 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compile \ doc \ examples \ GNUmakefile \ IGNORE \ indent \ Makefile \ MakeSkel \ README \ syntax \ t \ tags \ TODO \ try \ VERSION < 1387577899 581283 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok it's all there < 1387577926 551728 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run rm -rf src/ploki; mv ploki src < 1387577930 786846 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1387577999 559592 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume this is a newer version than what was there before. < 1387578175 957762 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387578794 770889 :tertu!~tertu@65-128-138-136.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387579358 977457 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@199.185.88.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1387579430 970822 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has an evil idea about something google should do
< 1387579444 203674 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :decreasing pagerank based on outgoing links to spam sites < 1387579454 230924 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps they already do. < 1387579512 92163 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :because then, people might actually start cleaning up the spam in their blogs. < 1387579527 887270 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1387579648 263530 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good idea < 1387579673 562496 :doesthiswork!~Adium@98.145.118.186 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1387579820 830100 :muskrat!musk@dyn2-85-23-163-163.psoas.suomi.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1387580732 42512 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/20/us-usa-security-rsa-idUSBRE9BJ1C220131220 < 1387580851 445787 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : the big news is that now everyone knows their price, and it was embarassingly low :) i would have held out for like $200M and a pound of cocaine < 1387580893 21493 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/the-new-spammer-panic < 1387580994 500013 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how much does a pound of cocaine even go for < 1387580997 596193 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a lot < 1387581004 528161 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know Bike i don't buy or sell cocaine < 1387581011 634663 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you do with it then < 1387581013 57650 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :idea: update to Merchant of Venice < 1387581016 471342 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :la cocaína no es buena para su salud < 1387581018 884804 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"flesh" is street talk < 1387581040 147385 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this like that "Romeo+Juliet" movie where they all had Sword brand guns < 1387581045 218050 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically yeah < 1387581066 887556 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: give it out at halloween instead of candy? < 1387581237 487915 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bob for cocaine < 1387581248 431129 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is cocaine soluble? i know so little about cocaine, i'm realizing < 1387581343 845181 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you know about caine < 1387581357 566149 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have all of avenged sevenfold's albums < 1387581390 407963 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :seven alba? < 1387581460 698282 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia tells me that the solubility of cocaine hydrochloride in water is 1800-2500 mg/ml at 20 degrees C. < 1387581509 24995 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh. < 1387581513 689159 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"like sugar water" < 1387581527 363927 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :The non-salt base form is not soluble in water. < 1387581542 837695 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, what, gotta dunk it in hcl first? < 1387581651 531792 :douglass_!~iridium@dr-wily.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1387581749 326550 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ifMUD now is stopped working again; probably because I accidentally made up a infinite loop. < 1387581791 944420 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this prbably wouldn't get you high, huh. well, i guess you win some you lose some < 1387581913 277500 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's p. soluble < 1387581923 950043 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh, wait, that article isn't actually what you said < 1387581944 813706 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but you might get some sort of schadenfreude out of it anyway < 1387582035 831808 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i do < 1387582090 796563 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although that almost looks like an argument _not_ to remove spam comments. < 1387582145 703903 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, the important bit is presumably preventing them from even being created in the future < 1387582196 399365 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also maybe i should be careful talking about this sort of thing < 1387582207 44272 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :disclaimer, i know nothing about any of this < 1387582212 321946 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.187.101 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[...] after which catamorphisms are sometimes referred to as bananas, as mentioned in Meijer 1991." good < 1387582221 720209 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.187.101 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo all of category theory is bananas < 1387582228 72744 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :++ < 1387582255 642124 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's barbed wire right < 1387582478 583243 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hm actually it is slightly about what i said, further in < 1387582553 425148 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bitcoinity.org/markets < 1387582559 205370 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :god the april crash looks so puny now < 1387582577 174725 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the crash still ongoing < 1387582609 487289 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah people are rushing to convert their savings to dogecoin < 1387582617 79655 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin knows < 1387582623 714467 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION swats kmc -----###
< 1387582644 210500 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://neurotree.org/neurotree/clusters.php oh good, i found a map like the Erdős ones < 1387582649 398081 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how wonderfully incomprehensible < 1387582667 158195 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"change: +12870.94%" < 1387582676 428381 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the first currency to be based upon an Internet meme" -- wp < 1387582696 181196 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387582713 582268 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like it's up from 2.5 days ago < 1387582714 147120 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.176.187.101 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet bitcoin itself is based on a bunch of things you could call "internet" "memes" if you were being really pedantic about it < 1387582750 47853 :Arufonsu!6b0598fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.107.5.152.253 NICK :tswett < 1387582755 961794 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet i could call you a nerd, nerd < 1387582763 567717 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although falling again today < 1387582768 333972 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: why do you do that thing < 1387582837 280415 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :should i buy some bitcoins < 1387582881 553513 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait in the last three days its value has varied threefold < 1387582885 987684 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aren't they like five hundred a pop < 1387582923 909990 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :600 currently < 1387582932 800302 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fine "should i buy part of a bitcoin" < 1387582934 760304 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'll be 500 before long < 1387582980 146335 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :one day a bitcoin will be worth more than a share of BRK.A < 1387582989 540373 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bitcoins are a knife aimed at the heart of america, or rather aimed at some of the arteries that are actually kind of nice < 1387583000 970811 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like that one in the ankle < 1387583033 230588 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to have decided that it would be worthwhile to play VIM Adventures < 1387583035 424746 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1387583037 622247 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1387583039 867560 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quassel is being dump < 1387583046 742702 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're far beyond he- oh. < 1387583047 75113 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Pete: For this style of attack though Red would have advocated Ferlinghetti's Axis which - / Todd: Yeah, yeah. Maximizes damage to the vein. You think I don't know this stuff?" < 1387583055 252868 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe vim isn't a good idea for me, I kind of type in an esoteric way < 1387583073 262206 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric should have a zillion subchannels < 1387583076 360940 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd like to hear more about peercoin though, it sounds reasonably sane < 1387583184 835175 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01142005 yeah < 1387583187 682274 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :amused that every cryptocurrency on wikipedia has a link to "Anarchism portal" at the bottom < 1387583227 223804 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because anachists are alllll about currency < 1387583642 837965 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yeah, I'm a huge dogecoin tycoon < 1387583657 53678 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :when are you launching pumpkincoin? < 1387583665 565791 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pumpkinin < 1387583670 75651 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or copumpkincoin < 1387583677 935560 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or copumpkinin? < 1387583680 708704 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should be the length of a .MOD instrument if I want it to be tuned correctly? < 1387583685 917111 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :coincopumpkin surely < 1387583691 79152 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: 2.5 meters < 1387583697 101132 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin coin co. < 1387583706 579298 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway why is dogecoin interesting < 1387583728 906654 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: No, I mean in bytes < 1387583730 61946 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was uninteresting < 1387583746 264659 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a scrypt-based coin with a faster blockrate than litecoin < 1387583747 908682 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shrug < 1387583760 859709 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :and dogs < 1387583770 52175 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1387583773 667552 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1387583802 915625 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :*doges < 1387583805 130893 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :shibe < 1387583809 519921 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :such wow < 1387583811 29814 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are people in /r/bitcoin who seriously think bitcoin was bringing freedom to china < 1387583817 952726 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :such turing < 1387583822 826959 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so currency < 1387583823 652035 :LinearInterpol!~RJones@cpe-76-179-150-229.maine.res.rr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1387583835 626432 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: "there are people in /r/bitcoin who seriously think??" < 1387583839 382679 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :on some level you have to feel sorry for them < 1387583847 147235 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i found out it's kind of hard to research people without wikipedia articles (so that i can write a wikipedia article) < 1387583858 792502 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :comparatively, at least. google makes everything seem so easy < 1387583922 653003 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i'll just completely make up a year, put citation needed on it, and call it good < 1387583938 440998 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i also love how such people kind of brush off the price fluctuations as being the fault of speculators as if that isn't a huge problem in and of itself < 1387583951 91933 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1387583954 15826 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :speculators gonna speculate < 1387583976 148522 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :"look it would work fine if it wasn't for capitalism" < 1387583980 292090 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I wonder if those people realize that USD/EUR also has speculators < 1387583983 230343 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahahaha < 1387583994 423320 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-211-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :capitalism does have a habit of messing with theories