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01:12:15 <Sgeo> pikhq: did I make a mistake in buying Urbanite XL?
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01:34:30 <pikhq> I... do not know.
01:40:52 <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, depends, are your ears big enough
01:44:09 <Sgeo> It's very bass-y
01:44:23 <Sgeo> Also choppy sound in one ear, but maybe that's a bad headphone port
01:45:26 <oerjan> it sounds like you have done a fine acquirement of a torture instrument hth
01:46:25 <Phantom_Hoover> are usb headphones really bad enough that it's worth dealing with the incredible unreliability of headphone jacks instead?
01:47:38 <Sgeo> I did not realize USB headphones existed until just now.
01:53:05 <Sgeo> Also, I was under the impression that my old headphones were just dead. Now I blame the headphone port
01:53:43 <Sgeo> At least the new headphone smell is addictive
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02:27:12 <Sgeo> I spent way too much money on these
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05:31:19 <Zefpher> Ya butt.
05:31:40 * pikhq grabs some popcorn for watching Alabama
05:31:52 <Zefpher> Football?!?!
05:32:23 * Zefpher Shakes pikhq
05:32:24 <pikhq> No, no. The hilarity of watching a judge in a high position actively defy a higher court's explicit orders.
05:32:28 <Zefpher> Ah
05:32:33 <Zefpher> well Then nvm
05:36:36 <elliott> higher court? is that some football thing
05:37:16 <oerjan> Zefpher: i think you may shake elliott too hth
05:37:28 <elliott> nobody can shake me
05:37:32 <elliott> :(
05:37:37 <oerjan> stirred, but unshaken
05:37:49 <Zefpher> Really?!
05:38:10 * Zefpher Shakes oerjan and elliott
05:38:23 <pikhq> elliott: If only.
05:38:49 <oerjan> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
05:39:48 * Zefpher cackles
05:41:23 <HMC_A> hi esolang people
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05:42:48 <Zefpher> Hello my child
05:43:17 <HMC_A> i followed naturalog in
05:43:24 <HMC_A> thought maybe we could talk about esolang stuff
05:43:27 <HMC_A> like
05:43:44 <HMC_A> can we consider the empty dictionary as an esolang?
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05:46:19 <Zefpher> Never heard of it but let me captcha log it
05:46:55 <HMC_A> just a language with no terms.  matches nothing.  Is it a language?  Is it esoteric? :-)
05:49:07 <HMC_A> an implementation of a machine for such an empty language could only do one function, its own existence proof, I think
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05:50:18 <MDude> Well there's http://esolangs.org/wiki/Compute
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05:50:31 * HMC_A ponders
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05:51:22 <HMC_A> that has no required syntax but still has syntax
05:51:33 <HMC_A> just no (meaningful) semantics
05:51:40 <HMC_A> this would be a language with neither :-)
05:51:44 * HMC_A ponders
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05:53:09 <MDude> I tohught there was one, but I can't find it.
05:53:21 <HMC_A> I'd say someone should implement it, but...
05:53:34 <MDude> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Text
05:54:12 <HMC_A> that still matches anything
05:54:13 <zzo38> Nobody else seem to answer this question: An invisible character puts a gold coin on the ground (the coin is made visible though) so that the guard will come and open the gate to pick up the gold coin. What is the correct trope page of it? (on All The Tropes, not on TV Tropes)
05:55:30 <MDude> I haven't read All the Tropes at all.
05:55:34 <Zefpher> God
05:55:43 <Zefpher> how do you use Compute
05:56:50 <zzo38> You don't.
05:57:07 <MDude> You enter a program, and get the reponse "Done."
05:57:30 <Zefpher> Welp
05:58:30 <Zefpher> I should make a language that makes people fall into the pits of inferno
05:58:34 <Zefpher> Muahahah
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06:15:27 <Zefpher> It takes a lot to make a stew, A dash of crime; Some arson too~ Add some theives for the spice, Serial killers to make it nice.
06:19:36 <HMC_A> cannibalism isn't cool
06:19:55 <HMC_A> even if they are criminals
06:21:26 <Zefpher> Its p. cool
06:25:23 * Zefpher Stares at HMC_A
06:34:34 <Zefpher> O.o
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06:38:17 <Sgeo> I think [S] Caliborn: Enter is muddled
06:41:45 <coppro> muddled?
06:42:56 <Sgeo> Compared to in the HD 201s
06:43:15 <Sgeo> Maybe it's placebo effect, I keep seeing less than positive reviews of the thing I just spent hundreds of dollars on
06:43:38 <coppro> HD 201s? ?????
06:43:58 <Sgeo> Headphones
06:44:01 <coppro> oh
06:44:13 <coppro> dude, it's audio equipment
06:44:43 <coppro> if you don't have a 3500$ headphone cable, you're doing it wrong
06:45:17 * HMC_A stares back at Zefpher 
06:57:17 <Zefpher> goog nit
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08:00:04 <mroman> Cool
08:00:08 <mroman> Closures are working \o/
08:00:08 <myndzi>                       |
08:00:08 <myndzi>                       |
08:00:08 <myndzi>                       |\
08:00:08 <myndzi>                      /|
08:00:29 <mroman> addls -> (map (atom (add $0 &1)) $0)
08:00:30 <mroman> main -> (putstrln (show (addls #(1 2 3) 10)))
08:08:58 <lifthrasiir> is it a cat?
08:14:57 <int-e> oh, I have not seen that from myndzi before...
08:15:01 <mroman> what is a cat?
08:15:35 <lifthrasiir> \o/
08:15:35 <myndzi>       |
08:15:36 <myndzi>       |
08:15:36 <myndzi>       |\
08:15:36 <myndzi>      /<
08:15:39 <lifthrasiir> what.
08:15:45 <int-e> looks broken
08:15:57 <int-e> -     \o/   \o/   \o/   \o/
08:15:58 <myndzi>       |     |     ¦     |
08:15:58 <myndzi>       |     |     |     |
08:15:58 <myndzi>       |\    |\   ´¸¨    |\
08:15:58 <myndzi>      /´\    |\    >\   /^\
08:16:08 <int-e> actually
08:16:10 <lifthrasiir> sounds like a tail
08:16:19 <lifthrasiir> \o/o\o/o\o/
08:16:21 <int-e> it seems to trigger twice. note that the | body is also duplicated
08:16:30 <int-e> does anybody remember the snowflake trigger?
08:16:34 <lifthrasiir> \o/ \o/ \o/
08:16:35 <myndzi>       |   |   |
08:16:35 <myndzi>       |   |   |
08:16:35 <myndzi>      /<   |\ /|
08:16:35 <myndzi>       |\  >\  |\
08:16:48 <lifthrasiir> wait, *six* limbs.
08:17:00 <lifthrasiir> even cats do not have two tails
08:17:49 <int-e>            c.c
08:17:50 <myndzi>          c.c.c
08:17:50 <myndzi>          c.c.c
08:17:50 <myndzi>           c.c
08:17:50 <myndzi>           c.c
08:18:01 <int-e> see, it gets triggered twice.
08:18:02 <lifthrasiir> cc..cc
08:18:37 <lifthrasiir> int-e: let's pretend that it generates some futuristic species of human
08:19:25 <int-e> I thought the |\ /| one looks a bit like a plant. Either upside down, or a sort of root.
08:21:41 <mroman>  /o\
08:21:41 <myndzi>   ¦
08:21:41 <myndzi>   |
08:21:41 <myndzi>  ´¸¨
08:21:41 <myndzi>   |\
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08:28:51 <mroman> @hoogle forkIO
08:28:54 <lambdabot> Control.Concurrent forkIO :: IO () -> IO ThreadId
08:28:54 <lambdabot> GHC.Conc.Sync forkIO :: IO () -> IO ThreadId
08:28:54 <lambdabot> GHC.Conc forkIO :: IO () -> IO ThreadId
08:34:19 <mroman> so
08:34:32 <mroman> I'm a supposed to use read/write MVar or Take/Put MVar?
08:35:41 <int-e> mroman: if you want a mutex, you usually should use withMVar.
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08:37:30 <int-e> mroman: or modifyMVar[_] if you also want to modify a value inside the MVar. In contrast to take/put, this ensures proper cleanup when exceptions are received.
08:38:46 <int-e> mroman: readMVar is currently changing; it used to be a takeMVar followed by putMVar, but it's becoming properly atomic with ghc 7.10. It's a slightly strange operation.
08:39:27 <mroman> "However, it is only atomic if there are no other producers for this MVar."
08:39:28 <mroman> well
08:39:40 <int-e> mroman: right.
08:39:42 <mroman> I want: read and write which will LOCK the mvar
08:39:46 <mroman> so
08:39:47 <int-e> mroman: that part is being changed :P
08:39:53 <mroman> If two threads are doing a write
08:40:00 <mroman> one should succeed and the other should be blocked
08:40:43 <mroman> so
08:40:46 <mroman> MVar can't do that?
08:40:53 <int-e> okay, putMVar will do that. readMVar, however, will unblock the other thread.
08:41:10 <int-e> (as of ghc 7.8.3)
08:41:14 <mroman> but takeMVar is single-wakeup
08:41:37 <int-e> yes.
08:41:42 <mroman> http://codepad.org/NEArKvwB
08:42:20 <mroman> (put does putMVar, take does takeMVar)
08:44:15 <int-e> mroman: Right, that should work. You're using MVar as a single slot mailbox, which is precisely what putMVar/takeMVar implement. (putMVar blocks when the mailbox is full, waiting for it to become empty; takeMVar blocks if the mailbox is empty, waiting for it to be filled)
08:44:39 <mroman> K. Then I can move on to implement chans :D
08:56:14 <mroman> http://codepad.org/5SOeQQi0
08:56:15 <mroman> neat
08:56:16 <mroman> works
09:00:13 <mroman> ok
09:00:14 <mroman> what's next?
09:08:03 <mroman> "on windows this function behaves differentely
09:08:04 <mroman> "
09:08:05 <mroman> well
09:08:09 <mroman> fuck you too :(
09:16:06 <int-e> eh
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10:10:42 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Mice in a maze]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41878&oldid=41849 * Mazeman * (+36) /* Example programs */
10:11:17 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Mice in a maze]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41879&oldid=41878 * Mazeman * (+39) /* Example programs */
10:16:21 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Quantum Dimensions]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41880&oldid=41741 * TomPN * (-5) /* Setup */
10:17:05 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Quantum Dimensions]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41881&oldid=41880 * TomPN * (-10) /* Output */
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11:07:28 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Aheui]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41882&oldid=41865 * Puzzlet Chung * (+26) revert to original Hello, world!
11:11:54 <Jafet> How about "on non-Windows systems this function behaves differently"
11:12:23 <Jafet> Also is it a function
11:20:02 <b_jonas> which esolangs have important builtin rules that don't work on particular days of weeks? eg. something like "the 'my' builtin declares a lexical variable, except on Tuesdays"
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11:30:30 <MDream> http://esolangs.org/wiki/TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL
11:30:49 <MDream> It's not specific to weeks, but different every day.
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11:31:23 <mroman> hm. I guess "lazy" would be next
11:32:58 <b_jonas> MDude: thanks
11:39:18 <mroman> #((lazy (add $0 $0)) (lazy (add $0 $0)) (lazy (add $0 $0)))
11:39:19 <mroman> damn
11:39:23 <mroman> that didn't work out well
11:40:10 <Taneb> Damn, TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL's full name is longer than Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download
11:40:28 <Taneb> otoh, Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download can't be shortened
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11:44:56 <mroman> damnit :(
11:47:12 <int-e> RFNHS3:SDD
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11:49:11 <fizzie> I'm still disappointed it wasn't about a character called Real Fast Nora.
11:50:33 <fizzie> I always used to parse it ((Real Fast Nora)'s Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster) Download, but apparently it's "really" Real Fast (Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster) Download.
11:52:33 <MDude> I parsed it as ((Real Fast Nora)'s Hair Salon 3: Shear) (Disaster Download).
11:53:25 <MDude> Or I guess Just ((Real Fast Nora)'s Hair Salon 3:) Shear Disaster Download.
11:59:16 <mroman> [$0,(lazy $0)]
11:59:17 <mroman> "not lazy"
11:59:19 <mroman> are you kidding me
11:59:22 <mroman> there's a lazy in there :(
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12:02:34 <mroman> "not lazy: [$0,(lazy $0)]"
12:02:35 <mroman> *** Exception: (add 1 (lazy $0))
12:02:36 <mroman> o_O
12:02:41 <mroman> why is this not lazy when it is
12:06:42 <mroman> hmpf
12:06:46 <mroman> my isLazy function must be broken
12:16:39 <boily> does isLazy rely on having solved the halting problem?
12:20:18 <Taneb> Woo!
12:20:53 <Taneb> fizzie, it parses however you want it to parse
12:21:34 <Taneb> I parse it (((Real Fast Nora)'s (Hair Salon 3)) (Shear (Disaster Download)))
12:21:38 <Taneb> Anyway
12:21:46 <Taneb> Got results from exams in January
12:21:52 <Taneb> 96% in my group theory exam
12:22:18 <boily> dun dun dun ♪
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12:33:17 <Jafet> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_in_science_fiction
12:33:51 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Semi-quantum]] N http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=41883 * Mazeman * (+1165) Created page with "Semi-quantum is an esoteric programming language invented in 2015 by an anonymous user. It allows the user to chose between "classical" programming, in a similar manner to b..."
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12:41:22 <mroman> #({(add 1 {(add 1 1)})} {(add 1 {(add 2 2)})} {(add 1 {(add 3 3)})})
12:41:23 <mroman> ok
12:41:26 <mroman> that's much better
12:42:10 <b_jonas> what's that? 
12:43:42 <mroman> main -> (putstrln (show (map (atom (add $0 $0)) (map (atom (add 1(add $0 (lazy $0)))) #(1 2 3)))))
12:43:55 <mroman> => #({(add {(add 1 (add 1 1))} {(add 1 (add 1 1))})} {(add {(add 1 (add 2 2))} {(add 1 (add 2 2))})} {(add {(add 1 (add 3 3))} {(add 1 (add 3 3))})})
12:44:33 <mroman> I'm trying to implement a thing called "lazy"
12:44:47 <mroman> which rather than evaluating the stuff returns the expression "unfolded" that would evaluate to that stuff
12:44:54 <mroman> like the above map
12:45:04 <mroman> It doesn't actually execute the "add"
12:46:32 <mroman> in theory :D
12:47:30 <mroman> it's really broken though :(
12:48:22 <mroman> main -> (putstrln (show (map (atom (add $0 (putstrln (show 0)))) (map (atom (add 1(add $0 (lazy $0)))) #(1 2 3)))))
12:48:26 <mroman> this prints three times the 0
12:48:29 <mroman> and then returns
12:48:38 <mroman> #({(add {(add 1 (add 1 1))} NIL)} {(add {(add 1 (add 2 2))} NIL)} {(add {(add 1 (add 3 3))} NIL)})
12:48:45 <mroman> (putstrln returns NIL)
12:48:56 <mroman> so at least the putstrln is actually executed :)
12:49:17 <mroman> or mabye that's actually correct behaviour
12:49:31 <mroman> technically (putstrln (show 0)) isn't wrapped into lazy
12:49:56 <mroman> if I wrap into into lazy it returns
12:49:59 <mroman> #({(add {(add 1 (add 1 1))} {(putstrln (show 0))})} {(add {(add 1 (add 2 2))} {(putstrln (show 0))})} {(add {(add 1 (add 3 3))} {(putstrln (show 0))})})
13:01:52 <mroman> whatever
13:01:57 <mroman> not really useful :(
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13:14:22 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Semi-quantum]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41884&oldid=41883 * Mazeman * (+2875) 
13:15:00 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Semi-quantum]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41885&oldid=41884 * Mazeman * (+1) /* Input */
13:15:17 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Semi-quantum]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41886&oldid=41885 * Mazeman * (+1) /* Output */
13:17:05 <mroman> http://mroman.ch/private/100215.html
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13:25:44 <Taneb> Today is a good day
13:27:33 <mroman> is it?
13:27:36 <Taneb> Yes
13:27:38 <mroman> what did you do?
13:28:04 <Taneb> I got exam results back that were better than I expected, and I signed the contract for the place I'm going to be living next year
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13:32:37 <mroman> are you moving to finnland?
13:33:10 <b_jonas> yeah, now I want to know, which country gets even more esoteric people
13:33:47 <mroman> YEAH!
13:34:05 <mroman> Not too many swiss in here
13:34:22 <mroman> I could use another swiss in here
13:34:41 <mroman> abr nur wänn er au richtigs dütsch chan rede logischerwiis suscht dätschts
13:36:13 <b_jonas> Taneb: ?
13:36:53 <Taneb> I am just moving about 200m east
13:37:17 <mroman> That's good
13:37:24 <mroman> You'll be closer to Mekka then
13:40:29 <b_jonas> ok
13:40:42 <Taneb> That wasn't really part of my decision making process, mroman 
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13:51:51 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Language list]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41887&oldid=41859 * Mazeman * (+19) /* S */
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14:04:06 <Taneb> I've thought of a novel approach to solving the dining philosopher's problem
14:04:16 <Taneb> Or at least of illustrating it
14:04:31 <Jafet> Buy KFC instead?
14:04:44 <Taneb> Jafet, my plan is to host a bunch of philosophers
14:04:52 <Taneb> Establishing the conditions of the problem
14:06:33 <Taneb> And then seeing what happens
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14:11:29 <mroman> http://codepad.org/4VuqbvyD
14:11:30 <mroman> wuhuu
14:11:38 <mroman> my tcp relaying thing ported to my lisp dialect
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14:41:16 <dulla> ok, Taneb 
14:42:57 <elliott> `relcome dulla
14:42:59 <HackEgo> ​dulla: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
14:43:30 <dulla> neat
14:43:43 <elliott> how'd you get here :p
14:44:19 <dulla> I get that a lot
14:44:59 <dulla> I came from a roughly categorical channel
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14:46:48 <elliott> roughly, eh
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14:51:14 <mroman> I can't call a FunPtr, now can I?
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14:53:15 <mroman> @hoogle callFFI
14:53:17 <lambdabot> No results found
14:53:34 <dulla> 5 + 5
14:53:37 <elliott> you use some weird foreign import directive to do it
14:53:41 <elliott> > 5 + 5
14:53:42 <lambdabot>  10
14:53:52 <mroman> Foreign.LibFFI
14:53:53 <mroman> neat
14:54:04 <elliott> that's probably not what you want
14:54:06 <dulla> > sum [1..5]
14:54:08 <lambdabot>  15
14:54:19 <elliott> https://stackoverflow.com/questions/997738/haskell-ffi-calling-funptrs first result for "call funptr haskell"
14:54:33 <elliott> it's pretty odd
14:55:47 <mroman> https://hackage.haskell.org/package/libffi-0.1/docs/Foreign-LibFFI.html
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14:55:51 <mroman> ^- this looks nice as well
14:55:59 <mroman> it has callFFI which takes a FunPtr
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14:57:33 <dulla> @hoogle zipper
14:57:33 <lambdabot> package zipper
14:57:33 <lambdabot> package zippers
14:57:33 <lambdabot> package ZipperAG
14:57:44 <dulla> no okeg ;_;
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16:45:44 <oren> Taneb: 96% nice! 
16:46:36 <oren> But why haven't you recieved your results already?
16:47:09 <oren> semesters in <Taneb's  country> must be on a different schedule
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17:46:54 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Taktentus]]  http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41888&oldid=41800 * 109.243.193.241 * (-17) 
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17:51:41 <Ebola-C> hmm I thought that esoteric means something else.. Wrong defined chan name :(
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18:19:55 <int-e> TieProcrastinate: I like the procrastinati variant
18:20:06 <int-e> `quote procrasti
18:20:08 <HackEgo> 1202) <int-e> The people of Procrasti hereby resolve to lodge a formal complaint with Taneb and nortti about their ridicule of Procasti's glorious nation... later.
18:20:13 <TieProcrastinate> heh
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18:22:07 <int-e> TieProcrastinate: have you seen this great essay, http://structuredprocrastination.com/ ?
18:23:50 <TieProcrastinate> oh I do that
18:24:14 <TieProcrastinate> I sometimes go and learn some programming stuff to procrastinate on studying for a test
18:24:27 <TieProcrastinate> because programming is more exciting than school
18:24:29 <TieProcrastinate> :P
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18:32:33 <dorei> do you cast spells?
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19:02:03 <mroman> everything is more exciting than school
19:04:30 <dorei> I used to count my arm's hair when I was at school xD
19:05:15 <mroman> cool
19:07:34 <dorei> it was more exciting than school
19:09:52 <TieProcrastinate> true mroman
19:10:00 <TieProcrastinate> that's why procrastination is a thing
19:11:13 <TieProcrastinate> I once wrote a pretty cool turn-based RPG on my graph calculator in school
19:11:29 <TieProcrastinate> because programming in TI-BASIC is still more exciting than school
19:11:56 <TieProcrastinate> (even if TI-BASIC sucks)
19:17:53 <mroman> when I'm bored I do stuff like http://mroman.ch/private/100215.html
19:18:15 <mroman> and this time it's actually a sane language
19:18:37 <mroman> next version will have named arguments though
19:19:09 <mroman> instead of foo -> (add $0 $0) foo x -> (add $x $x)
19:19:38 <mroman> or something like that
19:21:06 <mroman> or maybe def foo(x) := (add $x $x)
19:21:51 <mroman> still... most likely foo x -> (add $x $x)
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19:26:30 <oren> So i was wondering if anyone has tried using a neural network to guide a genetic algorithm...
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19:54:27 <TieSoul> mroman: I also made a sane language
19:54:37 <TieSoul> though it's a scripting language that can't do a whole lot
19:56:12 <TieSoul> (no file system implemented yet, mostly due to me being too lazy to make a way to make builtin functions and classes that relay actions to the interpreting language)
19:56:35 <TieSoul> (except I special cased println() and print())
19:59:49 <TieSoul> also it's written in Ruby
19:59:57 <TieSoul> which makes it very very very very slow
20:00:11 <TieSoul> especially recursion. Dunno what's up with that to be honest
20:00:34 <TieSoul> it's just very slow, probably due to the way I handle functions
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20:39:56 <dulla> mroman  
20:40:34 <dulla> > let foo x = (+) x x in foo 3
20:40:36 <lambdabot>  6
20:41:02 <dulla> > let foo x = x + x in foo 3
20:41:03 <lambdabot>  6
20:41:21 <dulla> > putStr "ponos"
20:41:22 <lambdabot>  <IO ()>
20:41:25 <dulla> aw
20:46:48 <Koen__> > "ponos"
20:46:49 <lambdabot>  "ponos"
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21:06:02 <dorei> ponos? pain?
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21:40:19 <kallisti> > let f = 0 : 1 : zipWith (+) f (tail f) in f
21:40:21 <lambdabot>  [0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144,233,377,610,987,1597,2584,4181,6765,10946,...
21:48:20 <oren> dorei: ponos is a memetic word for "penis" arising from the use of the circle character 〇 to censor part of a word in Japanese.
21:52:28 <oren> also apparently a greek god of toil.
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21:59:00 <dorei> aw, i see
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22:21:09 <b_jonas> this is the first time I see the word "fivegon" meaning pentagon
22:22:22 <dorei> fiveangle :p
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22:50:37 <b_jonas> lol
22:50:52 <b_jonas> http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/octonions/integers/integers_6.html "So, there's not as much arbitrary baloney to remember as you might think! Anyone can remember how to multiply octonions, and I'm surprised they're not taught in elementary school right after category theory."
22:51:02 <b_jonas> (John Baez's writeup)
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23:06:52 <Jafet> Speaking of elementary school
23:06:54 <Jafet> "it doesn't matter whether all your little arrows go counterclockwise or clockwise, as long as your consistent."
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