00:02:46 `ciol 00:02:48 Segmentation fault 00:02:51 :D 00:05:38 heh 00:05:47 dont abuse my intepreter for CIOL 00:06:04 Booting... Checking Shellmodule.bin Checking systemlibrary.slib Checking Kernal.bin All good RESONANCE SHELL TERMINAL V4 Please enter a commmand > 00:06:07 woops 00:06:17 http://esolangs.org/wiki/CIOL 00:09:29 it looks like brainfuck and C had a love child 00:09:38 `ciol rHello; 00:09:42 Hello 00:09:47 neat 00:10:15 thats the point 00:10:20 also, 00:10:27 did you see the quine examples? 00:11:36 yeah 00:12:10 fizzie did a good job 00:12:21 indeed 00:12:41 also, what do you think of the register system? 00:13:37 decent. reminds me of befunge kind of 00:14:11 anyways, being lazy is not good for trying to make a 99bb program in CIOL 00:15:14 i might just grab the lyrics and put them in a r ; block :P 00:15:55 `? lie group 00:15:57 lie group? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:15:57 `? lie algebra 00:15:59 A Lie algebra is what you get if you take the region infinitesimally close to the identity of a Lie group and blow it up to normal size. 00:17:08 lazyness has been made: http://pastebin.com/5g4pL4U1 00:19:44 `? triangle 00:19:46 triangle? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:19:49 `? plane 00:19:51 plane? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:20:31 `? impossible 00:20:33 `? unlikely 00:20:38 `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:20:45 impossible? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:20:53 unlikely? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:20:54 ¯\(°_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:23:33 What? 00:23:58 fish 00:24:06 `? bicycle 00:24:09 bicycle? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:24:46 `? fish bicycle 00:24:49 fish bicycle? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:24:53 `? motorcycle 00:24:54 motorcycle? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:24:55 `? monocycle 00:24:57 `? unicycle 00:25:01 monocycle? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:25:02 unicycle? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:25:05 `? uncyclopedia 00:25:07 `? cyclops 00:25:09 Uncyclopedia is always factually accurate, except for uh, that one entry? it started with like, an AA? you can probably find it in https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/The_Unicyclopedia 00:25:11 cyclops? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:26:08 `? money 00:26:10 money? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:26:27 `? vote 00:26:28 vote? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:26:29 `? ballot 00:26:32 ballot? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:26:32 + 00:26:37 `help ? 00:26:37 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 00:27:10 what does `? do? 00:28:19 it does lookups in our wisdom database 00:34:35 `? wisdom 00:34:37 wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an ø? 00:37:16 `wisdom 00:37:21 .doorstop/You do not have the clearance necessary to view this entry. 00:37:46 `? rhymes 00:37:47 rhymes? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:37:52 `quote rhymes 00:37:54 1136) A Swede who was in #esoteric / Thought his rhymes were a little generic. / "I might use, in my prose, / ꙮs, / But my poetry's alphanumeric." 00:45:55 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:50:02 -!- tromp_ has joined. 00:55:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:57:04 -!- ybden has quit (Quit: leaving). 01:02:58 another irregular webcomic election landslide http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cgi-bin/poll.pl?a=1 01:03:04 oops 01:03:14 http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cgi-bin/poll.pl 01:03:32 no wait 01:03:33 argh 01:04:03 use http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/polls/ unless you want to vote for tea in the next poll hth 01:04:14 * oerjan felt like a cup of tea for once 01:04:53 if i only had some in reality. i guess it's cola instead -> 01:07:01 i think most here can agree that the best candidate won. 01:07:21 Lazyness ultima: http://pastebin.com/5g4pL4U1 01:07:53 moon__: i don't feel like that counts. 01:08:23 ? 01:08:29 dur / dur 01:08:32 repeating all the text 01:08:37 oh... 01:08:44 * oerjan didn't notice he was making a pun 01:08:49 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 01:08:55 `? oerjan 01:09:16 * moon__ laughs at oerjan 01:09:18 Your infamous mysterious evil cackling overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also an antediluvian Norwegian who mildly dislikes Roald Dahl. He can never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. 01:09:38 laugh at your DOOM 01:09:50 `mk 01:09:51 usage: mk[x] file//contents 01:10:04 `learn_append oerjan He sometimes puns without noticing it. 01:10:11 Learned 'oerjan': Your infamous mysterious evil cackling overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also an antediluvian Norwegian who mildly dislikes Roald Dahl. He can never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. 01:10:18 `mkx moonstat//echo stop stalking me! 01:10:22 moonstat 01:10:25 `mv moonstat bin/moonstat 01:10:26 mv: missing destination file operand after `moonstat bin/moonstat' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. 01:10:38 ``mv moonstat bin/moonstat 01:10:40 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `mv: not found 01:10:44 `` mv moonstat bin/moonstat 01:10:46 sheesh 01:10:50 No output. 01:11:04 also, you can create the file in its proper place 01:11:07 `moonstat 01:11:08 stop stalking me! 01:11:45 * moon__ needs to learn how to shellscript 01:12:21 indeed. i think ! sometimes needs escaping, although apparently not in that context. 01:12:48 `which bin/moonstat 01:12:49 bin/moonstat 01:12:54 `cat bin/moonstat 01:12:55 echo stop stalking me! 01:13:08 -!- tromp_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:13:21 `` echo stop stalking me!! 01:13:25 stop stalking me!! 01:13:30 hm not here either 01:14:14 probably !! only works interactively. 01:14:33 `expr 1 + 2 01:14:35 1 + 2 01:14:43 ?? 01:14:50 `which expr 01:14:51 /usr/bin/expr 01:15:11 expr is a native command for preforming math 01:15:24 `` expr 1 + 2 01:15:24 `` expr 1 + 2 01:15:32 3 01:15:32 3 01:15:40 heh 01:16:24 `? overlord 01:16:26 overlord? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:17:36 `le/rn overlord/Evil overlords do evil acts like taking over the world, kicking puppies and changing their own wisdom entries. 01:17:41 Learned «overlord» 01:17:47 `le/rn overlord/Evil overlords do evil acts like taking over the world, kicking puppies, and changing their own wisdom entries. 01:17:51 Relearned «overlord» 01:17:52 let's oxford it 01:19:00 >---## *swats oerjan* 01:19:03 also i jaywalk a lot. 01:19:37 which technically is not a crime where i live, but still. 01:21:44 -!- tromp_ has joined. 01:22:45 expr is a native command for preforming math <-- i know, i was just checking if someone had redefined it. 01:23:13 `mk bin/swat//echo >---▦▦, bad $1 01:23:17 bin/swat 01:23:24 `swat moon 01:23:26 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/swat: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /hackenv/bin/swat: cannot execute: Permission denied 01:23:33 `mkx bin/swat//echo >---▦▦, bad $1 01:23:36 bin/swat 01:23:37 `swat moon 01:23:40 No output. 01:23:41 `culprits bin/swat 01:23:52 moon__ moon__ elliott shachaf elliott shachaf elliott shachaf 01:24:02 oh, oops! 01:24:03 i'm sorry, but i have to revert that. 01:24:20 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 01:24:23 >---▦▦, bad me 01:25:09 ``echo >---▦▦, bad moon 01:25:10 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `echo: not found 01:25:14 `revert 7653 01:25:15 `` echo >---▦▦, bad moon 01:25:25 No output. 01:25:27 .-. 01:25:31 can he not do unicode? 01:25:33 `unidecode ▦▦ 01:25:37 `` echo >---##, bad moon 01:25:37 rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. 01:25:39 [U+25A6 SQUARE WITH ORTHOGONAL CROSSHATCH FILL] [U+25A6 SQUARE WITH ORTHOGONAL CROSSHATCH FILL] 01:25:45 No output. 01:25:53 `echo >---##, bad moon 01:25:54 >---##, bad moon 01:26:00 `echo >---▦▦, bad moon 01:26:01 >---▦▦, bad moon 01:26:02 the unicode is fine, but our irc clients don't have it 01:26:07 oh 01:26:10 -!- zzo38_ has joined. 01:26:14 -!- zzo38 has quit (Disconnected by services). 01:26:16 -!- zzo38_ has changed nick to zzo38. 01:26:18 `swat 01:26:22 No output. 01:26:26 `swat moon 01:26:28 No output. 01:26:29 `cat bin/swat 01:26:30 echo >---▦▦, bad $1 01:26:33 `cat swat 01:26:34 cat: swat: No such file or directory 01:26:43 `` hg log bin/swat | grap summary: | tac 01:26:45 wait what 01:26:50 ??? 01:26:50 /hackenv/bin/`: line 4: grap: command not found 01:26:57 `` hg log bin/swat | grep summary: | tac 01:27:04 No output. 01:27:18 oh 01:27:20 i see 01:27:31 moon__: it actually had been deleted 01:27:38 oh 01:27:48 SQUARE WITH ORTHOGONAL CROSSHATCH FILL renders for me 01:28:10 `mkx bin/swat//echo >---▦▦ echo bad echo $1 01:28:13 bin/swat 01:28:15 `swat 01:28:17 No output. 01:28:20 `swat moon 01:28:22 No output. 01:28:23 how do i make it output? 01:28:26 .-. 01:28:46 however, i must still disagree on the principle that there is only one true swatter, and it doesn't look that way. 01:29:05 >---▦▦ 01:29:16 this for me looks like a fly swatter 01:29:20 ## better than that 01:29:22 the > is a special character 01:29:38 `mkx bin/swat//echo ---▦▦ echo bad echo $1 01:29:43 bin/swat 01:29:44 `swat moon 01:29:45 ---▦▦ echo bad echo moon 01:29:55 `mkx bin/swat//echo ---▦▦ bad $1 01:29:57 bin/swat 01:30:00 `swat moon 01:30:01 ---▦▦ bad moon 01:30:18 `mkx bin/altswat//echo ---## bad $1 01:30:21 bin/altswat 01:30:22 oh well, these are the end times anyway. 01:30:29 what do you mean? 01:30:34 `swat oerjan 01:30:35 ---▦▦ bad oerjan 01:30:36 tell meh 01:32:00 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Lol-md4 * New user account 01:32:05 `rm bin/altswat 01:32:09 No output. 01:32:29 that's not the proper one either. besides, the swatter is a private weapon. 01:32:57 how so? 01:33:45 it's mine. although sometimes people steal it. 01:34:16 *goes to buy a weapon* 01:35:48 0== 🐌 snail cannon, anyone? 01:35:56 ooh fancy 01:36:21 Keyboard input works in my OS now :) 01:36:35 * moon__ hits oerjan with a snail 0==🐌 01:36:39 moon__: That's amazing 01:37:01 oerjan: Mein is fancier :,( 01:37:09 it was my idea, so 01:37:12 help i'm being shelled 01:37:16 `swat hp 01:37:20 ---▦▦ bad hp 01:37:25 Also, my weapon is a sharpened walrus tusk. 01:37:30 (Not removed from the walrus) 01:37:52 \oren\: No emoji :,( 01:37:54 hppavilion[1]: fancy, but inconvenient 01:38:13 oerjan: I am the walrus. So, convenient. 01:38:15 ``mkdir moonstuff 01:38:17 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `mkdir: not found 01:38:24 moon__: Don't abuse hackego 01:38:29 ik :P 01:38:34 i wanted to add the snail 01:38:37 anyways 01:38:38 moon__: HackEgo is for things of general interest. 01:38:42 lol true 01:38:46 0==🐌 01:39:02 TIL there's a snail emoji. 01:39:42 🐌 01:39:50 boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon__ has the snail cannon, /me is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there? 01:40:00 hppavilion[1]: are you also paul mccartney twh 01:40:00 * moon__ hits oerjan with a snail 0==🐌 01:40:09 oerjan: No commnet 01:40:11 *comment 01:40:19 Though no comets either 01:40:31 * oerjan is shellshocked 01:40:44 * moon__ hits oerjan with a snail 0==🐌 for puns 01:41:30 -!- Kaynato has joined. 01:42:20 * moon__ greets Kaynato with the snail cannon 0==🐌 01:42:35 'ello 01:42:48 boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon__ has the snail cannon, /me is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there? 01:43:11 * moon__ steals oerjan's swatter 01:43:16 hppavilion[1]: i also have the saucepan for more serious whacking 01:43:19 `swat oerjan 01:43:21 ---▦▦ bad oerjan 01:43:34 that's still not my swatter. 01:43:49 moon__: I also have the esobell lying around here somewhere... 01:43:54 * moon__ uses the community swatter 01:43:58 esobell? 01:44:05 moon__: Yes, the esobell 01:44:09 * hppavilion[1] rings the esobell 01:44:30 * moon__ fires snails at it, making it all slimey 0==🐌 01:44:48 eww 01:44:54 -!- Moon_ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 01:45:07 ... 01:45:19 its called logging out on your device 01:45:23 that you forgot to log out of 01:46:51 moon__: No, snail 01:46:58 moon__: It brought up unpleasant parallels 01:47:27 `` mkx bin/userweps//echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon__ has the snail cannon, /me is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there? 01:47:37 bin/userweps 01:47:38 `` mkx bin/userweps//echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon__ has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there? 01:47:40 bin/userweps 01:47:48 `userweps 01:47:48 moon__: Why 01:47:49 No output. 01:47:52 cuz 01:47:53 moon__: Why did you put it in bin? 01:48:02 `` mkx bin/userweps//echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there? 01:48:04 bin/userweps 01:48:07 ``userweps 01:48:08 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `userweps: not found 01:48:12 `userweps 01:48:13 No output. 01:48:21 `mkdir jnk 01:48:23 No output. 01:48:23 hat did i do wrong? 01:48:30 in the code 01:48:36 `` mv bin/userweps jnk/userweps 01:48:42 No output. 01:48:48 `cat jnk/userweps 01:48:48 echo 01:48:51 *sigh* 01:49:01 `` mkx jnk/userweps//'echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there' 01:49:06 jnk/userweps 01:49:12 `cat jnk/userweps 01:49:13 echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there 01:49:16 `./jnk/userweps 01:49:17 boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there 01:49:43 `` sed -i "s/echo //" jnk/userweps 01:49:47 No output. 01:49:52 `cat jnk/userweps 01:49:54 boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there 01:50:13 `` sed -i "s/hppa/hppavilion[1]/" jnk/userweps 01:50:18 No output. 01:50:35 `` sed -i "s/, what else is there//" jnk/userweps 01:50:39 No output. 01:50:43 `cat jnk/userweps 01:50:45 boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppavilion[1] is a motherfucking walrus 01:50:49 `mv bin/something jnk/something.bin 01:50:51 mv: missing destination file operand after `bin/something jnk/something.bin' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. 01:50:57 `` mv bin/something jnk/something.bin 01:50:59 mv: cannot stat `bin/something': No such file or directory 01:51:01 Why .bin? 01:51:03 `` mv bin/something jnk/something 01:51:05 mv: cannot stat `bin/something': No such file or directory 01:51:09 its executable 01:51:14 `` mv bin/Something jnk/something 01:51:14 moon__: Um? 01:51:22 moon__: *nix doesn't use extensions 01:51:22 No output. 01:51:27 true 01:51:31 `cat jnk/something 01:51:34 âELF............>.....0@.....@....... ..........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....À.......À............................@......@............................................@.......@.....\......\........ ....................`......`.....`......¬....... .................`.....`.....à.......à................ 01:51:34 i like it for identification 01:51:37 *sigh* 01:51:41 its mine 01:51:43 no worrys 01:51:46 ``mv jnk/something bin/something 01:51:47 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `mv: not found 01:51:48 its useless 01:51:52 `` mv jnk/something bin/something 01:51:55 .-. 01:51:57 No output. 01:51:59 its mine tho 01:52:00 moon__: Keep binaries in bin/ 01:52:05 kk 01:52:16 moon__: jnk is for keeping files that are meant to be catted 01:52:22 kk 01:52:26 moon__: And single data files 01:52:53 `mk jnk/readme//This area is for files ment to be catted and single data files 01:52:57 jnk/readme 01:52:59 -!- variable has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 01:53:02 *sigh* 01:53:06 `mk jnk/readme//'This area is for files ment to be catted and single data files' 01:53:10 jnk/readme 01:53:26 `` sed -i s/ment/meant/ jnk/readme 01:53:29 No output. 01:53:39 `cat readme 01:53:41 cat: readme: No such file or directory 01:53:43 `` mv jnk/readme jnk/README 01:53:44 `cat jnk/readme 01:53:47 No output. 01:53:48 cat: jnk/readme: No such file or directory 01:53:55 `cat jnk/README 01:53:57 'This area is for files meant to be catted and single data files' 01:54:14 `` sed -i s/'// jnk/README 01:54:17 /hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 4: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `'' \ /hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 5: syntax error: unexpected end of file 01:54:31 `` sed -i "s/'//" jnk/README 01:54:39 No output. 01:54:50 `bookofeso 01:54:53 1:5/And fungot called the cloud internet, and the hard drive *n?x. And the DNS and the server were upon the first day. 01:55:28 `wisdom Moon_ 01:55:30 /cat: : No such file or directory 01:55:41 `? Moon_ 01:55:43 Moon_? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:55:46 `wisdom 01:55:48 heh/heh stands for hope ectoplasm helps. 01:55:48 `? moon 01:55:50 Moon is a person, not an unretroreflectorey object. 01:55:59 :) 01:56:08 `? ectoplasm 01:56:10 ectoplasm? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:56:18 `kill oerjan 01:56:18 gtg 01:56:19 kill: failed to parse argument: 'oerjan' 01:56:22 OK, that's a little mean 01:56:27 `maim oerjan 01:56:28 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: maim: not found 01:56:51 can junk have batch files, like a maim file? 01:57:02 moon__: Batch files go in bin, AFAIR 01:57:09 Wait, that doesn't make much sense 01:57:10 Hm... 01:57:57 0== 💩 -> 🐌 01:58:05 `🐚 01:58:08 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: 🐚: not found 01:58:18 0==🐌 01:58:53 `mk jnk/🐚//(1+sqrt(5))/2 hth 01:58:57 jnk/🐚 01:59:03 `cat jnk/🐚 01:59:04 (1+sqrt(5))/2 hth 01:59:11 Convenient 02:00:42 Huh. Unicode doesn't support the IS(I[SL])? flag. Weird. 02:01:12 -!- tromp_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:02:14 I'm tempted to put the Illuminati Control Panel under bin/🔯, but I'm afraid of looking like a complete asshole. 02:02:19 gtg 02:02:40 -!- moon__ has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 02:06:45 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Messed up terminal). 02:06:46 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 02:09:22 -!- oerjan has joined. 02:09:44 tmux seemed to have zombified itself :( 02:10:04 -!- Opodeldoc has quit (Quit: Leaving). 02:10:18 time to shutdown the machine 02:10:28