00:02:16 -!- oerjan has joined. 00:06:38 `le/rn mason jar/A Mason jar is a jar made by someone named Mason. 00:06:50 Learned «mason jar» 00:07:19 Can I speak to Mason, then? This jar is broken. 00:07:33 whoily! 00:10:08 whell whell whellœrjan! 00:10:57 boily: we seem to meet only about every 3 days 00:11:15 `learn Manager FAQ (by seebs) at http://www.seebs.net/faqs/manager.html 00:11:19 Learned 'manager': Manager FAQ (by seebs) at http://www.seebs.net/faqs/manager.html 00:11:32 `? hacker 00:11:34 hacker? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 00:12:04 oerjan: I was exceptionaly busy lately hthly 00:12:10 `le/rn hacker/Jim Hacker is a former British prime minister. 00:12:13 Learned «hacker» 00:13:29 I have designed a 134-bit VLIW microcode. 00:13:53 also wtf yafgc (don't read today's if you're not caught up and hate spoilers) 00:18:59 `? yafgc 00:19:00 yafgc? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 00:19:11 Yet Another Fungot Got Cherries? 00:19:22 Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic 00:19:35 oic. tdh. 00:19:36 It is also a kind of OISC VLIW 00:20:33 boily: the current arc is extremely dark, and that's for a comic whose original main characters are _evil_ d&d monsters... 00:21:04 (it's since grown a large number of good characters as well) 00:21:32 -!- ybden has quit (Quit: *yawns*). 00:22:01 oh. can't read it. clashing with my vegan aura. 00:22:08 wat. 00:22:18 ^^ 00:22:23 it's also occasionally nsfw, but it's sunday so... 00:24:27 today's it's 10th anniversary btw and the author decided to make that coincide with a very major event. 00:26:03 boily: i think your vegan aura chickened out years ago, anyway. 00:26:41 it's just an aura, nothing substantial. 00:26:46 OKAY 00:27:01 I accidentaly made vegan food for supper >_>'... 00:27:09 like a carnivore aura but even lighter? 00:27:38 oerjan: i assume that the itymology of "it's" is "its" 00:27:46 a vegan aura doesn't even cast a ghostly shadow. 00:27:47 darn 00:28:06 shachaf: i blame the "today's" affecting my neurons 00:30:56 `? itymology 00:30:59 Itymology is the science of understanding the true meaning of a statement. 00:31:09 OKAY 00:31:18 -!- adu has joined. 00:33:56 helloily 00:34:14 :33 < i use my shipping wall to track pairs of people who are items 00:34:21 which makes me an itemologist, of course 00:35:53 quinthellopia. 00:36:04 how do 00:36:48 chillaxing while the AC does its thing. 00:37:33 (well, it will have done its thing in an hour or two. just started it; it's become disturbingly humid.) 00:37:37 @metar CYUL 00:37:38 CYUL 292300Z 16011KT 15SM FEW080 SCT120 OVC250 26/19 A2993 RMK AC1AC2CI5 SLP136 DENSITY ALT 1400FT 00:37:41 hi all 00:37:46 hidu! 00:38:00 boily: do I know you? 00:38:11 I don't think so. 00:38:12 ive been coerced into someone elses family gathering 00:38:32 your family? someone else's family? will you survive? 00:38:37 Was it an unsafe coerce? 00:39:02 yes 00:39:02 boily: My name is Andrew, but you may call me adu, you may not call me abu, if you do I will ignore you for all of time 00:40:00 Why about your father? 00:40:14 May I call your father abu adu? 00:40:30 quintopia's condition sounds scary. 00:40:47 shachaf: "Why about" is not english, what is your native language? 00:40:56 I meant "What about". 00:41:09 That was only my fingers being affected by oerjan's neurons. 00:41:14 "why about" makes perfect sense hth. 00:41:23 @time adu 00:41:24 Local time for adu is 2016-05-29 19:42:08 -0400 00:41:35 oh, an east coaster! 00:41:46 what about east coasters? 00:41:54 East Coast Best Coast :D 00:42:08 nah, California is where it's at ;) 00:42:13 pfeuh :P 00:42:27 I think you meant "psfph" 00:42:39 boily: Not to be confused with , I suppose. 00:42:57 no, indeed not. 00:43:02 shachaf: what coast is that? 00:43:05 adu: that was a French «pfeuh». 00:43:46 my timezone is EST, but my heart is in PST 00:43:57 adu: Easter coast. 00:44:04 boily: come extract me 00:44:08 Almost an east coaster. 00:44:24 shachaf: is that even *more* east than the east coast? 00:44:59 dd if=quintopia.iso of=/dev/KATL bs=4M conv=noerror 00:45:00 -!- shikhin has changed nick to sertie. 00:45:04 boily: http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2013/09/coast-coaster-set-east-2-460x460.jpg hth 00:45:23 he he he :D 00:45:32 -!- hydraz has changed nick to surtie. 00:45:44 boily: Bad news, Canada isn't part of the east coast. 00:45:47 quintopia: wait. you aren't KATLing anymore. 00:45:47 -!- sertie has changed nick to shikhin. 00:45:53 -!- shikhin has changed nick to sertie. 00:46:01 boily: did you say Klingon? 00:46:03 shachaf: we're appröximatively eastcoastal. 00:46:18 adu: nope. I haven't learned Klingon yet. 00:46:40 boily: good, neither have I, I spent too much time learning Haskell 00:47:09 boily: nope 00:47:18 come to mountain time 00:48:28 tlhask hol 00:50:27 any other Haskell fans here? 00:51:18 nah, we hate haskell by and large 00:51:34 any Rust fans in here? 00:51:40 Phantom_Hoover is confused, he thinks haskell is a brainfuck derivative 00:51:45 * oerjan pokes Sgeo 00:52:03 Hi oerjan hi adu 00:52:07 * Sgeo is a Rust fan 00:52:13 Sgeo: cool 00:52:36 Made several libraries for Rust including take_mut 00:52:43 nice 00:52:44 > var "No Haskellers here" 00:52:46 No Haskellers here 00:53:03 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * DJMcMayhem * New user account 00:53:11 I've done very little in Rust, mainly because I have no time, but what I have done has shown me it's an incredibly productive language 00:53:33 adu: you should try Java. 00:53:37 Go is also productive, but it's too easy to make crap in it 00:53:56 Java is for crappy people to make crappy software, no thanks 00:54:28 * Sgeo goes *ahem* with the generic Go criticism that Go has no generics 00:54:45 Sgeo: I never said that 00:54:50 python is p okay 00:54:51 I suspect that I'd rather write Java than Go. 00:55:20 shachaf, some Java libraries can be painful in ways the language doesn't force 00:55:27 Sgeo: unless you're talking about my blog: http://straymindcough.blogspot.com/2011/01/golang-proposals.html 00:55:48 Sgeo: Yes, the average Java culture is surely worse than the Java language. 00:55:51 I vaguely recall one standard lib api returning null instead of an empty list for something 00:56:06 adu: btw shachaf and Taneb wrote about half of lens, i think. 00:56:14 >_> 00:56:15 lens 00:56:26 oerjan: do you mean what I think you mean? 00:56:27 also 00:56:31 oerjan! hi 00:56:32 adu: probably. 00:57:03 as in every function is attached to it's own undo function? 00:57:09 (also above statement _may_ be wildly exaggerated. i'm just not sure of it.) 00:57:17 adu: wait, you know haskell but not lens? 00:57:32 oerjan: apparently 00:57:38 shocking 00:57:46 shachaf: hey i was writing that 00:58:12 oerjan: maybe you'd know more if you joined #haskell-lens hth 00:58:21 what's haskell-lens? 00:59:08 [wiki] [[Esoteric programming language]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47084&oldid=44813 * DJMcMayhem * (+374) Added description of "Golfing languages" 00:59:48 shachaf: yes but then my brain would get regularly overloaded tdnh 01:00:19 adu: it's the channel for the real haskell experts hth 01:00:32 oerjan: itym twnh hth hand 01:00:54 twnh -- owi? 01:01:03 shachaf: are you trying to make a tense moment? 01:01:11 I think I stopped using Haskell around 2010, possibly because I read a paper by Oleg detailing how to construct a Hashtable purely on the type level, without using any memory, and my brain exploded 01:01:39 adu: ah. a lot has happened since then. 01:02:30 nowadays you probably don't even need to be Oleg to do that. 01:02:36 lol 01:03:23 oerjan isn't letting on how he uses all sorts of fancy type system extensions to exploit GHC bugs as a hobby 01:03:42 shachaf: that was _last_ winter, sheesh. 01:03:44 I just want solid software 01:04:02 I think Rust is better at delivering it than Haskell 01:04:03 i have hardly touched haskell since october, when my computer crashed. 01:04:08 -!- surtie has changed nick to hydraz. 01:04:13 oerjan: why did it crash? 01:04:15 oerjan: Are those related? 01:04:19 Do you need a computer? 01:04:32 oerjan: I can send you a linux netbook 01:04:33 shachaf: yes. i never installed ghc on the new hard disk. 01:04:49 oerjan: But you can just Haskell it up on the computer you use for IRC. 01:05:19 shachaf: i'm not sure they would appreciate me installing ghc as a user... 01:05:25 Who? 01:05:27 otoh they might not even notice. 01:05:34 You can install GHC in your home directory, no problem. 01:05:37 shachaf: the admins on the machine i irc from... 01:05:44 -!- sertie has changed nick to hcddwch. 01:07:19 adu: hard disk sector error, somewhere in the middle of the OS. 01:07:27 -!- Melvar` has joined. 01:07:48 i could boot it, and use it, but i couldn't leave it alone for 10 minutes without it rebooting. 01:08:07 oerjan: You could install GHC 8 now. 01:08:14 And provide the rest of us with a trip report. 01:08:27 shachaf: i know. maybe when i get that far in /r/haskell. 01:09:20 why would you read reddit, though 01:09:23 installing ghc 8.0.1 is easy 01:09:24 it's a scow website 01:09:26 -!- idris-bot has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 01:09:36 int-e: Like a monoid? 01:09:45 I've built lambdabot with it (patching a few packages on the way), but not dared to test it. 01:09:55 -!- Melvar has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 01:10:25 -!- Melvar` has changed nick to Melvar. 01:10:40 see also https://github.com/lambdabot/lambdabot/issues/145 01:10:57 you should upgrade lambdabot to ghc 8 so i can try it out twh 01:11:25 working on it... but I need sleep 01:11:36 so next weekend... hopefully 01:11:52 * oerjan wishes github had responsive web pages 01:13:02 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 01:13:21 oerjan: What pages do you wish were responsive? 01:14:21 shachaf: like the one int-e linked, when i zoom it doesn't reflow 01:14:52 you have to upgrade your eyes to use github 01:15:00 AAAAAAAAAA 01:15:10 * shachaf wishes there was something as good as Google Code Search 01:15:35 shachaf: i'm pretty sure trying to use github was what _really_ crashed my computer. 01:16:08 bad crashing auras. 01:17:19 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 01:22:33 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 01:22:39 @tell b_jonas hehe, even John Baez reports about the small Turing machines stuff in his blog: http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/diary/ <-- he already wrote about it in his _other_ blog 01:22:39 Consider it noted. 01:23:59 hmm, new small TM stuff? 01:25:04 hm i think it's just what i already saw 01:25:28 okay, Stefan O'Rear delivered on his promise that he could improve the bounds 01:25:40 maybe it wasn't linked here but https://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2016/05/21/the-busy-beaver-game/ 01:25:57 two weeks ago, but I had not seen it anyway. 01:26:24 i guess i found it from aaronson's blog at it wasn't mentioned directly here 01:26:29 *and 01:27:44 hm he has a new blog post about very long proofs 01:29:16 https://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2016/05/28/very-long-proofs/ 01:29:39 * oerjan ponders whether to bite the bullet and subscribe to the rss 01:30:32 what do you use to track rss feeds these days? 01:30:40 oerjan: did you hear ddarius has one of these post websites too now 01:30:52 Phantom_Hoover: i just use IE? 01:31:03 shachaf: er, wat 01:31:19 I found that fully open source FPGA toolchain does exist, for use with iCE40 FPGAs. I don't know if this toolchain is compatible with non-x86 computers, but I expect it could probably be ported if you want to. 01:31:20 a website with posts 01:31:41 * oerjan vaguely recalls the nick ddarius but not why he should be particularly interested. 01:32:09 ok 01:32:37 in fact, i don't recall anything about the nick other than _maybe_ a vague haskell vibe. 01:33:16 this person http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/user/1510 01:33:53 OKAY 01:42:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 01:55:14 -!- hcddwch has changed nick to shikhin. 01:56:20 -!- boily has quit (Quit: FRIDAY CHICKEN). 02:18:03 Apparently VAX microcode is 188-bits VLIW, which is what User:Ian wrote at least 02:19:00 Let's see, how many parameters does my neural net have, again? It's... 02:19:48 > let s = 144 in (256+1)*s + 6*(s+1)*s + (s+1)*256 02:19:50 199408 02:20:14 It would be neat if it managed to memorize this tinyshakespeare file. 02:20:42 I'm pretty sure that's impossible. 02:22:05 tinyshakespeare has about 1.1 million characters. English text tends to have an entropy of roughly approximately 1 bit per character. That means this file has about a million bits of entropy. 02:23:10 -!- MoALTz has quit (Quit: Leaving). 02:37:52 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 02:37:55 `? infidel 02:38:22 infidel? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:38:38 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 02:39:21 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 02:41:26 `learn An infidel is someone who doesn't support the great former leader. Socialismo o muerte! 02:41:43 Learned 'infidel': An infidel is someone who doesn't support the great former leader. Socialismo o muerte! 02:46:14 User:Ian also wrote that SHARC has hardware COME FROM; how does that work? 03:11:43 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 03:11:54 whoa, it's undecidable whether two finite state transducers are equivalent? 03:13:28 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 03:14:01 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 03:14:17 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 03:15:22 shachaf: eel 03:15:26 *eek 03:15:40 `? hovercraft 03:15:47 a-é-ro-g-liss-e-ur. If you mention eels, you'll get smacked with one of them in a most unappropriate manner. 03:17:28 oerjan: is hovercraft the dual of minecraft 03:17:40 MAYBE 03:18:11 unless that's yourscraft 03:23:28 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Max SendQ exceeded). 03:24:03 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 03:34:38 -!- jaboja has joined. 03:38:10 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 03:39:15 `quote 03:39:15 `quote 03:39:16 `quote 03:39:17 `quote 03:39:17 `quote 03:39:26 514) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. 03:39:37 705) you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES 03:39:38 8) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence 03:39:39 919) DIE oh hey elliott 03:39:40 602) Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. 03:40:03 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 03:40:08 i'm too biased to take action here 03:42:07 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 03:44:05 I wonder how that Madelon quote got there. 03:49:49 o hai 04:02:25 tswett: i think way back, HackEgo used to be on another channel and some of the oldest quotes have lingered. 04:24:49 -!- Melvar has quit (Quit: thunderstorm). 04:26:31 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 04:29:50 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Quit: Bye). 04:31:57 Do you understand what I wrote about the microcodes of my new kind of computer design by now? 04:33:28 No. I don't think I even read it. 04:33:36 BURN 04:33:41 What? 04:33:55 idk it sounded like a burn 04:34:07 What's a burn? 04:34:08 An insult? 04:34:32 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 04:34:32 Then read and see what it says. I don't know all of the what it work so hopefully other people can help it too 04:34:59 zzo38: Is this about VAX microcode? 04:35:27 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn 04:35:50 No, I mean my own design 04:58:49 -!- adu has quit (Quit: adu). 05:11:13 -!- Melvar has joined. 05:16:20 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Quit: [). 05:20:53 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 05:24:08 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 06:27:04 @let newtype A = A deriving Typeable 06:27:04 Parse failed: newtype declaration constructor must have exactly one parameter. 06:27:20 @let newtype A = A Int deriving Typeable 06:27:23 Defined. 06:27:24 hmph 06:27:39 * oerjan was hoping for a warning 06:29:18 What warning? 06:29:26 Oh, that it's automatic? 06:29:40 yeah 06:30:32 shachaf: there's a set of new pragmas that are affecting deriving, and i'm wondering if they've considered Typeable. 06:31:04 oerjan: that seems like an awfully pragmatic thing for you to worry about hth 06:32:04 well i don't want them to open up the Typeable hole again... 06:32:35 newtype A = A Int deriving {-# GND #-} Typeable would do that if it worked. 06:34:15 * oerjan submits a comment 06:34:15 isn't it irritating how bug 10000 was marked as a duplicate 06:34:28 https://phabricator.haskell.org/D2280 btw 06:34:33 Before I reported it no one was thinking of it as a security issue. 06:34:51 shachaf: shocking 06:36:17 `? shocking 06:36:21 shocking? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 06:36:49 hm what about Data? i don't know enough about that to know if that could be dangerous. oh well. 06:37:00 (they seem to have considered Generic.) 06:38:00 why does this wikipedia entry not have an english version twh https://he.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D7%A9%D7%95%D7%A7_(%D7%90%D7%99%D7%91%D7%A8) 06:39:10 thank god it has a norwegian one 06:40:43 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 06:41:09 did you know that the norwegian wikipedia doesn't support the en: prefix :( 06:41:35 What's the en: prefix? 06:42:04 it sends you to the english wikipedia 06:42:12 from the search box 06:42:35 Does anything support that? 06:43:00 Oh, English wikipedia support no: 06:43:02 supports 06:43:16 Today I have to be mildly self-conscious about mistyping anything. 06:43:20 Thanks to adu. 06:43:22 Thanks, adu. 06:43:34 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 06:43:51 oerjan: Wait, it works for me. 06:43:58 Hm... why do we use the metre-kilogram-second? I'd much prefer if we had some kilogram-equivalent unit that is a base unit 06:44:03 https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=en:No 06:44:53 Units are meant for people to use and only incidentally for physicists to execute. 06:45:10 shachaf: it doesn't work in the search box for me 06:45:32 oerjan: Hmm, it works in the search box for me. 06:46:01 sheesh 06:46:08 `? sheesh 06:46:10 sheesh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 06:46:49 `? sheeesh 06:46:52 sheeesh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 06:46:52 shachaf: anyway, it looks like the english "leg" is ambiguous between meaning that or the whole leg 06:47:19 and the article for "human leg" connects to other wikipedia's latter meaning 06:47:29 *-' 06:47:33 er 06:47:34 *+' 06:47:55 oerjan: well, the hebrew word is "shok" hth 06:48:05 hppavilion[1]: hysterical raisins hth 06:49:21 What's the "Planck Value"? The minimum amount of moneyness? :P 06:49:36 and the norwegian is "legg". 06:49:42 What is moneyness? 06:49:46 Are you pricing derivatives? 06:49:51 Don't tell \oren\. 06:49:55 shachaf: Sure 06:50:04 shachaf: Can I tell /oren/ though? 06:50:19 Look. 06:50:28 * hppavilion[1] looks 06:50:29 Don't destroy the US economy. 06:50:35 Well... 06:50:56 shachaf: How would I destroy the US economy? 06:50:58 Maybe it should be destroyed. 06:51:04 shachaf: Too late. 06:51:07 With complicated derivatives, I hear. 06:51:19 Hodgell would probably be in favor of destroying it. 06:51:24 I'm setting the Planck Value at the price of one Planck Energy's worth of electricity. There. 06:51:51 shachaf: this time, use complex integrals hth 06:51:59 The Planck Minimum Wage is 1 Planck Value per Planck Time 06:52:21 hppavilion[1]: by marxism, value = work so it should be the planck energy hth 06:52:50 oerjan: DAMN YOU MARXIST SCUM 06:52:54 hi 06:53:00 It sounds like this planck value is priced by the market. 06:53:28 shachaf: Not really; we assume maximum efficiency with generation 06:53:53 shachaf: And that the market sells at the exact amount of value it takes to produce, which is obviously not correct, but lets pretend it is 06:53:59 *let's 06:54:09 > editDistance "marxist" "market" 06:54:13 coïncindence? 06:54:29 Looks like it's 3 06:54:39 Well, assuming deletions cost as much as replacements 06:54:52 If you want something to do, invent a derivative that lets me hedge and bet on future liquidity. 06:54:55 twh 06:55:02 shachaf: Planck Laziness? 06:55:36 I suppose planck laziness is... hm... 06:55:47 It's obviously about avoiding doing one planck energy's worth of work 06:56:02 You have to model liquidity nonlinearly. 06:56:11 But solidity can be modeled with a matrix. 06:56:29 shachaf: What's the Wooden Planck? 06:57:29 * hppavilion[1] puts on his anti-swatter helmet 06:57:44 If you want something to do, figure out how to set the tick size (minimum price increment) for a market. 06:58:04 It's a tricky question. You don't want it too fine or too coarse. 06:58:20 US equity markets use $0.01 as the tick size since ~2000. Before that I think they used $⅛? 06:58:22 shachaf: That's easy; just become a politician and get other politicians to vote to set it to the desired value 06:59:47 I mean, from the perspective of someone who wants a market that achieves the goals that society wants it to achieve, figure out how to decide on a tick size. 07:00:05 shachaf: That's also easy; consult your nearest mathematician 07:00:20 Why would mathematicians know? 07:00:34 shachaf: Because they can math very well 07:00:44 (BTW, there needs to be a Mathematician General in the US. Someone to put warnings on lottery tickets) 07:00:47 If all you're going to do is make jokes in #esoteric, at least make them good jokes. 07:00:59 shachaf: Too tired to be funny 07:01:12 It just hit 22:00 here 07:01:25 amateur 07:01:30 @time 07:01:34 Local time for oerjan is Mon May 30 08:01:30 2016 07:02:03 If you're too tired to be funny, it's a good cue to stop making jokes. 07:02:07 Or maybe not. 07:02:08 oerjan: Pfft. It doesn't measure down to the planck time, and it doesn't measure since the big bang. 07:02:10 shachaf: *fine* 07:02:14 Perhaps I'm just too much of a grouch. 07:03:41 It's a holiday in Alaska tomorrow. 07:03:45 You have no excuse anyway. 07:30:16 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:35:06 @messages 07:36:35 I think I'm too much of a grouch nowadays. 08:04:58 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Quit: Bye). 08:12:33 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 08:14:18 -!- olsner has joined. 08:15:19 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 08:17:22 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 08:25:03 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 08:26:49 -!- olsner has joined. 08:28:31 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 08:33:28 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Etc.). 08:44:10 -!- gamemanj has joined. 09:03:01 why the heck do splash screens (for software starting up) use always on top windows? 09:19:19 bragging rights 09:20:43 CPU wasting 09:21:08 wasting CPU: It's the new optimization! 09:24:58 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Maximngy * New user account 09:31:51 -!- augur has joined. 09:36:15 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 09:47:25 Man, I hate wordpress. Its web interface makes it so difficult to list or find earlier blog entries. 09:47:31 Why's everyone using it? 09:54:12 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 09:55:43 -!- xkapastel has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 09:57:08 b_jonas: because everyone's using it 09:58:55 I know that seems a tautology, but... 09:59:04 Everybody uses it because everybody uses it 10:10:43 [wiki] [[++brainfuck++]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=47085 * Maximngy * (+1447) ++brainfuck++ writed by me 10:11:09 -!- Koen_ has joined. 10:11:21 gamemanj: no, I think it's more like that the rest of the people use google's blogger, which is almost as bad. it also doesn't let you list or find old posts. 10:11:57 eh. just write a Lua script to compile your blog into a static site. problem solved. 10:12:26 no compile problems, and Lua seems to be rather portable so you don't have to worry about GEM NOT FOUND 10:13:01 (why bother with external libraries) 10:16:35 gamemanj: I know there are good blog sites. I'm just complaining because most aren't, and as a reader, it's sometimes easier to just download the entire fucking blog and do a local search to find something. 10:16:59 And I don't mean full text search. I can't even list the titles of article titles through the web interface. 10:17:08 Neither wordpress nor blogger allows that. 10:17:15 gamemanj: did you ever use lua for not-so-small programs? 10:17:33 They're just showing the last few articles, and hides everything else quite well. 10:17:39 lifthrasiir: A few times. 10:17:50 lifthrasiir: I've found Lua patterns to be very useful for parsing... 10:18:39 I've done so, and the overall experience was quite painful 10:18:58 (for one data point: I've worked through 300K lines of Lua code at the daily job) 10:19:11 300K? Ok, that might be much 10:19:28 and overall quality of Lua libraries is close to abysmal 10:19:38 Hmm... depends which libraries... 10:19:48 -!- Koen_ has quit (Quit: Leaving...). 10:19:56 io.popen's downright stupid "read or write, pick one!" 10:20:05 yeah. even basic libraries got that wrong 10:20:35 but then again that's not actually Lua's fault 10:20:55 popen's a wrapper around C stdlib popen which is equally broken 10:21:52 gamemanj: right. but unlike C you are forced to use another bindings for that purpose, and I think there are not always bindings for such mistakes 10:21:58 for covering such mistakes up, I meant 10:22:20 gamemanj: os.time was another catch for me 10:22:40 Lua 5.3 doesn't, but prior versions were not thread-safe 10:22:49 and it gave some confusing values from time to time 10:22:55 ...??? 10:22:59 * gamemanj gulps 10:23:05 gamemanj: localtime, not localtime_r. this explains all 10:23:12 (I've never had that myself but it's worrying 10:24:10 that kind of mistakes. it is fine to make mistakes, just give us a way of fix things *in place*! 10:24:46 I think even the most recent release of Lua 5.2 had this bug (and we had to use Lua 5.1 for, uh, some reason) 10:25:16 There's even more fun caused by Lua's obsession with the standard library, though.. 10:25:33 there is even no real compatibility between minor versions 10:25:36 no ability to list directories 10:25:48 huh, I've never encountered problems with compatibility myself, but ok 10:26:07 The standard library is full of holes, but so is C stdlib... 10:26:12 gamemanj: if you look at manuals for Lua 5.1, 5.2 and 5.3, the list of functions is very similar-looking and yet slightly different 10:26:19 [wiki] [[User:Maximngy]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=47086 * Maximngy * (+226) Created page with "Hi!!!

I'm programmer on Python, Small Basic, work in Arduino IDE (language based on C) and PHP DevelStudio

Thats esoteric languages wroted by me :

* [https://eso..." 10:26:20 that alone is a barrier for compatibility 10:26:38 you cannot safely run 5.1 code in 5.2 or 5.3 10:27:13 this is kind of ignorance that even PHP does not have 10:28:03 I might just be lucky, but I haven't run into those problems. 10:28:10 enough rants. Lua is in theory good for what it's good for, but in reality (even for supposed uses) I think it is worse. 10:29:06 Well, for embedding behavior at least it hasn't managed too badly - it doesn't have the massive weight of Python's standard libraries, for one... 10:29:11 (while I was working with 300K loc project in the daily job, I also worked in much smaller scale and the problem remained so...) 10:30:39 gamemanj: I see that is partly a fetishism; you can definitely have a reasonable set of features without dependency and platform hell, SQLite did that fine for example. 10:33:31 gamemanj: I once wondered to the point that the whole Lua fiasco^Wproject is for fueling projects to PUC-Rio :S 10:34:07 that should be partly true (not "fiasco" part though), as many initial libraries for Lua were developed from PUC-Rio 10:34:31 not to mention that the libraries were of questionable quality IMO 10:35:41 By "initial libraries", do you mean the standard library or modules? 10:35:52 gamemanj: nope---something like LuaSocket I meant. 10:36:04 -!- ybden has joined. 10:36:22 they have either questionable quality or questionable design choice, sometimes both 10:36:41 sometimes they do not work well together 10:37:31 for example, LuaSocket had made a questionable choice to implement socket timeout with select 10:37:50 that works, but quite different from what we normally expect 10:38:17 and that choice breaks down when LuaSocket is used with LuaSec (no proper timeout for TLS connection, what the fuck) 10:38:38 just read the docs on client:receive 10:38:44 they changed it and made it worse 10:39:53 gamemanj: it also returns a no-one-would-know third return! 10:40:19 exactly - in the case of, say, a gopher server automatically closing the connection after send 10:40:19 it is downright strange 10:40:25 you'd probably lose data if you weren't really careful 10:40:35 (I knew that since I once stepped over that brick, fuck) 10:40:56 aww, enough rants really 10:40:57 sorry 10:41:03 Well, I don't mind 10:41:16 If the rest of the channel minds then that's a problem 10:41:35 I'll agree with you LuaSocket looks nuts just by the definition of client:receive 10:42:18 `? phantom_hooover 10:42:26 Phantom_Hoover: when are you going to fix haskellwiki 10:42:37 It's the kind of thing that should probably be wrapped, so that it returns the data, and then the error on the next call 10:42:40 phantom_hooover? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 10:43:05 The difference is a race condition anyway... 10:48:25 gamemanj : (lifthrasiir here, moving to mobile) I was at least fortunate to be able to work on Lua type checker though, the entire team was REALLY frustrated over Lua 10:51:04 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 10:51:25 Yurume_: one quick search to figure out how such a dramatic nickname change could occur 10:51:34 huh, forgot the * * 10:51:38 around that last line 10:52:37 Yurume_: Noted. 10:56:03 gamemanj : I have some dozens of nicknames 10:56:53 That's a lot! 10:57:21 I keep to "gamemanj". Or if I'm trying to be sneaky, I append "-" and then the English name of a greek letter. 10:58:33 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 11:30:40 -!- boily has joined. 11:55:35 -!- jix has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 11:56:12 -!- jix has joined. 11:58:07 -!- jix has quit (Client Quit). 11:58:24 -!- jix has joined. 12:00:18 -!- jix has quit (Client Quit). 12:03:12 -!- jix has joined. 12:13:10 -!- Koen_ has joined. 12:18:01 -!- boily has quit (Quit: TWICE CHICKEN). 12:55:04 -!- zadock has joined. 13:02:25 -!- ocharles_ has changed nick to ocharles. 13:02:42 -!- ocharles has quit (Changing host). 13:02:42 -!- ocharles has joined. 13:05:36 -!- zadock has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 13:33:19 -!- augur has joined. 13:38:27 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 14:47:19 `wisdom 14:47:21 `random-card 14:47:27 `recipe 14:47:58 quadrilateral//Don't you mean "tetrapleur"? 14:47:58 Dark Offering \ 4BB \ Sorcery \ Destroy target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life. \ P2-U, S99-U 14:47:58 pineapple; \ water until lightly blended over and remove from pan. Add \ strands of butter, mixed well, adding the oil, oregano, beater over low \ heat, covered, for 15 minutes. \ Store in a bowl, add the sugar, carrots, and \ shortening. \ \ Recipe By : \ \ MMMMM \ \ MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.05 \ \ Title: EMPSPUTETS 14:48:19 `recipe 14:48:20 n \ its take it to feed been and all the vegetables. \ Add the ice apple beans, with, onion, and pepper. Pour in the \ 2 tablespoon of the whipped cream into the pan in lightly floured \ get and deep flour and including for 1 hour. Top with side of \ the sugar, chopped fresh chop more. \ \ Recipe By : Low-Bobbie Cooking \ \ MMMMM \ \ MM 14:48:27 wow, that was quick 14:48:29 what happened? 14:52:18 -!- spiette has joined. 15:02:34 It usually *is* quick after it's been pre-warmed. 15:04:08 It's kinda-sorta out of memory: http://sprunge.us/DYBA 15:07:10 Though I'm not so sure as to why. RSS'es of all processes sum up to 537148k only. 15:12:42 fizzie: ok 15:13:04 should I make a bot to continuously pre-warn him and keep everything cached in? 15:13:44 ``` tar c / | sha1sum 15:14:17 tar: Removing leading `/' from member names \ tar: /sys/fs/ext4/features/meta_bg_resize: File shrank by 4096 bytes; padding with zeros \ tar: /sys/fs/ext4/features/batched_discard: File shrank by 4096 bytes; padding with zeros \ tar: /sys/fs/ext4/features/lazy_itable_init: File shrank by 4096 bytes; padding with zeros \ tar: /sys/bus/cpu/uevent: Ca 15:14:48 poor HackEgo 15:15:45 ``` tar c / --warning=none | wc -c 15:15:54 fizzie: well the HackEgo VM is competing with other VMs on the same host... you won't see that inside the VM. 15:16:19 tar: Removing leading `/' from member names \ tar: /sys/bus/cpu/uevent: Cannot open: Permission denied \ tar: /sys/bus/cpu/drivers_probe: Cannot open: Permission denied \ tar: /sys/bus/clocksource/uevent: Cannot open: Permission denied \ tar: /sys/bus/clocksource/drivers_probe: Cannot open: Permission denied \ tar: /sys/bus/workqueue/uevent: Cannot 15:16:37 ``` du -s / 2>/dev/null 15:17:06 `` mount 15:17:18 No output. 15:17:18 but I said --warning=none! why does it still warn 15:17:20 none on /bin type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/bin/) \ none on /usr type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/usr/) \ none on /dev type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/dev/) \ none on /opt type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/opt/) \ none on /lib type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/lib/) \ none on /sbin type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/sbin/) \ none on /lib64 type host 15:17:27 ``` tar c / 2>/dev/null | wc -c 15:17:30 b_jonas: those are errros 15:17:32 errors even 15:17:59 No output. 15:18:09 probably times out before it can read everything 15:18:17 ``` tar c . 2>/dev/null | wc -c && echo home 15:18:27 ``` tar c ~ 2>/dev/null | wc -c && echo really home 15:18:50 how is running it several times simultaneously supposed to help? 15:19:02 10240 \ really home 15:19:02 No output. 15:19:13 meh 15:19:20 HackEgo: stop contradicting me! 15:19:55 ``` tar c . 2>/dev/null | wc -c && pwd 15:20:24 `cat bin/` 15:20:33 No output. 15:20:33 ​#!/bin/bash \ TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS" \ shopt -s extglob globstar \ eval -- "$1" | rnooodl 15:24:15 Could you possibly maybe not do that? 15:24:31 -!- augur has joined. 15:24:49 fizzie: sorry, I'll stop now 15:45:51 `random-card creature(?s:.*)suspend 1 15:45:53 Rift Bolt \ 2R \ Sorcery \ Rift Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature or player. \ Suspend 1--{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {R} and exile it with a time counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost.) \ TSP-C, MMA-C 15:46:03 uh 15:46:07 `random-card ^creature(?s:.*)suspend 1 15:46:08 Greater Gargadon \ 9R \ Creature -- Beast \ 9/7 \ Suspend 10--{R} \ Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from Greater Gargadon. Activate this ability only if Greater Gargadon is suspended. \ TSP-R, MMA-R 15:46:33 `random-card ^creature(?s:.*)suspend 1\b 15:46:34 Nantuko Shaman \ 2G \ Creature -- Insect Shaman \ 3/2 \ When Nantuko Shaman enters the battlefield, if you control no tapped lands, draw a card. \ Suspend 1--{2}{G}{G} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {2}{G}{G} and exile it with a time counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is rem 15:48:18 -!- idris-bot has joined. 15:57:26 slightly tricky card 15:58:13 (the shaman) 16:04:09 -!- Koen_ has quit (Quit: Leaving...). 16:07:33 -!- heroux has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 16:08:17 -!- heroux has joined. 16:15:52 -!- xkapastel has joined. 16:17:39 -!- Koen_ has joined. 17:00:30 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 17:01:51 -!- lambda-11235 has joined. 17:15:45 Isans thinr by royiof, the hawentem, will things, go rornase than shall you re sinlesh as urony. What I Mistrur, than wome mordy their'fn jome I bierion I topenduo'maves dafe Deathele to goort sensect. 17:16:02 I guess English vocabulary is kind of a big thing to learn. 17:16:51 It did successfully include a bunch of common words: by the will things go than shall you as what I than their I to 17:21:40 Most of its attempts at putting in rare words have resulted in words that are plausible but wrong. Presumably, as the training continues, it will start to be able to produce real words. 17:26:20 http://iplayif.com/?story=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifarchive.org%2Fif-archive%2Fgames%2Fzcode%2Fgostak.z5 17:27:35 is that a very elaborate riddle? 17:28:19 it doesn't even recognise any of the dapes I type in 17:28:33 For a jallon, louk JALLON. 17:31:47 It will doatch at you about some heamy dapes. 17:49:45 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 18:00:51 At least, if you tunk the "heamy dapes" fesh. 18:15:02 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:15:51 I'm trying to figure out how to make it so my shamtag rasks the pogrifon again. 18:17:11 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 18:21:48 http://xkcd.com/1665/ might be my favorite xkcd to date. 18:21:58 http://xkcd.com/1128/ is just disturbing 18:23:43 -!- Koen_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:25:50 -!- Koen_ has joined. 18:27:01 hppavilion[1]: nah, 1665 is totally unrealistic, no talk page has headings summarizing the content so cleanly. 18:27:20 b_jonas: Yes, but it's funny 18:27:27 the content might be what's listed there, but you won't be able to find any of that from the toc 18:27:31 Except for those fake decoy talk pages that people make to make something seem well-discussed. 18:30:00 gamemanj: ...That's a thing? 18:30:07 Not that I know of 18:30:12 someone get the socks! 18:30:47 Actually, better, someone get a neural net to do it for us 18:36:30 -!- Koen_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:36:58 "Fire alarm cause & effect testing in progress -- sounders & life safety system will be tested persistently". 18:40:47 All right... I'm gonna need to make a spreadsheet that glosses all these words. 18:41:37 tswett: just put the explanations right into the wisdoms 18:41:48 `? shamtag 18:41:50 `? rask 18:41:50 That's an interesting idea. 18:41:55 `? pogrifon 18:41:59 `? heamy 18:42:15 rask? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:42:15 pogrifon? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:42:15 shamtag? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:42:15 heamy? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:43:13 `learn A shamtag is something that you durch in order to make it flome. 18:43:18 Learned 'shamtag': A shamtag is something that you durch in order to make it flome. 18:43:39 `? mimsy 18:43:40 mimsy? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:43:45 `? brillig 18:43:46 brillig? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:43:57 `learn A pogrifon is stim for a gostak's shamtag. 18:44:01 Learned 'pogrifon': A pogrifon is stim for a gostak's shamtag. 18:44:16 `learn The gostak distims the doshes. 18:44:20 Learned 'gostak': The gostak distims the doshes. 18:44:45 `learn The doshes are what the gostak distims. 18:44:48 Learned 'doshe': The doshes are what the gostak distims. 18:44:57 `mv wisdom/doshe wisdom/dosh 18:44:58 mv: missing destination file operand after `wisdom/doshe wisdom/dosh' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. 18:45:04 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 18:45:07 `run mv wisdom/doshe wisdom/dosh 18:45:10 No output. 18:45:14 `? dosh 18:45:15 The doshes are what the gostak distims. 18:45:24 `run ln -s dosh wisdom/doshes 18:45:26 No output. 18:47:03 -!- augur has joined. 18:52:33 -!- Reece` has joined. 18:56:50 `? Don Giovanni 18:56:52 Don Giovanni? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:57:17 `? ward 18:57:19 ward? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:57:34 `words 20 18:57:49 immen ndena taba thrift csdini decresslin pare ulp vocer craffecterrar clural gai hmf gree proflt rie stat mecora sch itr 18:58:00 `words --american 20 18:58:01 Unknown option: american 19:07:16 -!- Koen_ has joined. 19:07:17 -!- Koen_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:08:39 `words --eng-us 90 19:08:44 ceratlond eusonfolke rab harian uni stari appp keparaded ofsne profen cesser westict sobenepa loake kamorp comountamaz treretermn gilliously impigal hydrania spact kosckscal kriihip forsat conre 19:08:45 `words --canadian-english-insane 90 19:08:47 `words -l 19:08:48 saeidlade uncarbonalitatine ikawate julidegri sauthed unedly costalched unency bent pine halah coke wiredicologic lavarizati smayde bowl namilao hup jifframen oosemioma ola smooric tromersher kooltman weeding 19:08:48 valid datasets: --eng-1M --eng-all --eng-fiction --eng-gb --eng-us --french --german --hebrew --russian --spanish --irish --german-medical --bulgarian --catalan --swedish --brazilian --canadian-english-insane --manx --italian --ogerman --portuguese --polish --gaelic --finnish --norwegian --esolangs \ default: --eng-1M 19:09:47 "jifframen" -- hmm, is that a food? 19:09:51 -!- Koen_ has joined. 19:16:22 -!- Vorpal has joined. 19:23:07 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 19:28:29 Ah, Shadowfacts; the most noble of knights 19:28:47 (http://xkcd.com/1272/) 19:30:02 ...a second. 19:30:11 ...yep. 19:30:18 /whois shadowfacts 19:31:16 Hm. 19:31:38 gamemanj: The joke is that shadowfacts is a horse, but the correct term is "knight" 19:31:49 It's a nerdy chess joke goddammit 19:38:01 `? blank 19:38:03 blank? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 19:41:59 `le/rn blank/ 19:42:03 Learned «blank» 19:42:07 `? blank 19:42:08 No output. 19:42:12 b_jonas: There 19:52:14 http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/030128.html (doesn't translate very well...) 19:52:59 something like "you better move away from there or the hors will attack you" 19:53:02 horse. 19:58:58 hppavilion[1], that's a bad joke hth 20:04:49 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 20:15:43 -!- xkapastel has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 20:20:42 As a rough guideline, if you have to explain it it's not a joke. 20:21:22 `quote 20:21:23 `quote 20:21:23 `quote 20:21:24 `quote 20:21:25 `quote 20:22:18 50) hmm, this is hard 20:22:18 No output. 20:22:18 1192) dude's made a career out of building electronic things out of slime molds. i respect that 20:22:19 583) where is this going. why is this going. 20:22:19 926) not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday. 20:23:02 wtf @ apl keyboard 20:23:46 APL is a weird language 20:23:52 it uses a lot of special symbols 20:24:27 Definitely the second one. 20:28:54 -!- hwpplayer1 has joined. 20:29:56 -!- lambda-11235 has quit (Quit: Bye). 20:30:47 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:08:00 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 21:08:54 i know that 21:09:12 wow 21:09:20 `random-card 21:09:23 Vitaspore Thallid \ 1G \ Creature -- Fungus \ 1/1 \ At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Vitaspore Thallid. \ Remove three spore counters from Vitaspore Thallid: Put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token onto the battlefield. \ Sacrifice a Saproling: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. \ PLC-C 21:09:47 `random-card ^U\nInstant 21:09:48 Cerulean Wisps \ U \ Instant \ Target creature becomes blue until end of turn. Untap that creature. \ Draw a card. \ SHM-C 21:09:50 `random-card ^U\nInstant 21:09:52 Cerulean Wisps \ U \ Instant \ Target creature becomes blue until end of turn. Untap that creature. \ Draw a card. \ SHM-C 21:11:38 is that pokemon? 21:11:45 * Koen_ whistles 21:11:50 heh 21:11:55 Koen_: no, it's Magic: the Gathering 21:12:08 `random-card ^U\nInstant 21:12:09 Abjure \ U \ Instant \ As an additional cost to cast Abjure, sacrifice a blue permanent. \ Counter target spell. \ WL-C 21:12:12 `random-card ^U\nInstant 21:12:14 Abjure \ U \ Instant \ As an additional cost to cast Abjure, sacrifice a blue permanent. \ Counter target spell. \ WL-C 21:12:17 hey! 21:12:21 why do you repeat the result? 21:12:37 there's way more instants costing {U} than that 21:12:39 `random-card ^U\nInstant 21:12:41 Enchantment Alteration \ U \ Instant \ Attach target Aura attached to a creature or land to another permanent of that type. \ LE-C, CH-U, US-U 21:12:43 `random-card ^U\nInstant 21:12:44 Nix \ U \ Instant \ Counter target spell if no mana was spent to cast it. \ FUT-R 21:12:53 maybe the random number generator is actually a deterministic function of the time 21:14:44 `card-by-name intervene 21:14:47 Intervene \ U \ Instant \ Counter target spell that targets a creature. \ UL-C 21:14:49 `card-by-name confound 21:14:50 Confound \ 1U \ Instant \ Counter target spell that targets one or more creatures. \ Draw a card. \ PS-C 21:15:19 -!- Kaynato has quit (Quit: Leaving). 21:20:32 -!- hwpplayer1 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:21:16 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 21:38:40 -!- fractal has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 21:39:22 -!- xkapastel has joined. 21:43:05 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 21:43:18 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 21:44:14 -!- Akaibu has joined. 21:49:57 -!- fractal has joined. 21:50:49 -!- Reece` has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 21:52:30 This gostak game is confusing. 22:02:18 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:08:59 -!- gamemanj has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 22:09:03 -!- ^^v has joined. 22:10:43 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in). 22:25:23 -!- shovel_boss has joined. 22:25:42 -!- augur has joined. 22:28:42 tswett: I prefer the Russel game, where you win by losing. 22:29:50 is this channel bluff 22:29:58 shovel_boss: bluff? 22:30:13 an attempt to deceive someone into believing that one can or will do something. 22:30:21 in this case an attempt to be something 22:30:24 that it isnt 22:30:32 shovel_boss: ...no? 22:30:47 shovel_boss: Are you a native english speaker? Because that sentence doesn't grammar. 22:31:10 is something noun 22:31:16 whats the problem with that 22:31:25 shovel_boss: Well, there should be an "a" in there 22:31:43 is a seems to be what you were looking for 22:32:02 bluff is always in plural 22:32:03 -!- ^^v has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 22:32:04 like sugar 22:32:10 is this channel a sugar? 22:32:13 what 22:32:19 shovel_boss: Oh. 22:32:29 is this a channel sugar? 22:33:02 shovel_boss: In that case, it would be "is this channel sugar" or "is this channel made of sugar" or something like that 22:33:32 if you dont understand me i dont see how you can understand the esoteric 22:33:37 shovel_boss: But this channel is not the same as (as in, this channel is bluff and bluff is this channel) or made of "bluff", so it is "a bluff" 22:33:46 shovel_boss: We use english to communicate the esoteric 22:34:07 no that is bs 22:34:10 shovel_boss: Because to explore the esoteric, one must start with something simple and non-esoteric 22:34:13 -!- ^^v has joined. 22:34:16 you cant switch object and subject like that 22:34:30 is hppavilion bluff? 22:34:36 Koen_: I am not bluff 22:34:53 so why cant this channel be bluff 22:34:55 it was worth asking 22:35:05 and did you mean to say youre not a bluff 22:35:17 shovel_boss: No, I was being ironic 22:35:20 I guess 22:35:23 shovel_boss: I'm not sure; it's one of those weird little parts of english we don't understand, but that's always there 22:35:41 "bluff" is what something... hm... 22:35:47 shovel_boss: this channel is no bluff though 22:35:48 OK, now I'm thinking 22:35:50 @bf 64+"!dlroW ,olleH">:#,_@ 22:35:50 Done. 22:35:57 okay maybe that was a bluff 22:36:08 @ befunge 64+"!dlroW ,olleH">:#,_@ 22:36:17 shovel_boss: I think it's because "bluff" is primarily a verb, maybe? 22:36:18 @befunge 64+"!dlroW ,olleH">:#,_@ 22:36:18 Unknown command, try @list 22:36:27 @list 22:36:27 What module? Try @listmodules for some ideas. 22:36:33 argg 22:37:25 shovel_boss: I think the best way to explain it is... "bluff" is... a description; it isn't a type. It can't be bluff, but can be a bluff, for the same reason a dog can't be barker, but can be a barker? If we allow "barker" to be a real word describing "something that barks"? 22:37:27 I guess? 22:37:46 shovel_boss: waaaaaaait are you nerdsniping? 22:38:11 I'm pretty sure you sniped yourself hppavilion[1] 22:38:31 Koen_: Unless shovel_boss said that just to get me to, in which case he sniped me 22:39:05 then he is a visionnaire 22:39:24 no this channel is not bluff 22:39:36 its complete bollocks 22:41:03 -!- ^^v has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 22:46:10 can someone explain what this channel is about 22:46:30 -!- ^^v has joined. 22:46:40 enlightenment?the topic does a poor job doing that 22:46:43 -!- ^^v has quit (Client Quit). 22:46:51 the pdf looks like its written by a schizo 22:47:21 or a notorious troll 22:47:35 it's the channel's collected *cough*wisdom 22:48:02 `? #esoteric 22:48:04 ​#esoteric is the only channel that exists. After monqy left it became slightly off-centër. It's about 30 m (100 ft) across. oerjan seems to be making a lawn in the northern part, but it keeps getting dug up by free ranging moons. May contain crude drawings of nuts. 22:48:21 shovel_boss: We're all about esolangs 22:48:51 that's right. don't let yourself be misled by the actual discussions. 22:49:01 so do you create the esoteric? 22:49:04 Did you just join this channel to be a jerk or something? 22:49:36 shachaf: Yes, esoteric programming languages 22:51:22 `? jerk 22:51:25 jerk? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 22:51:35 fungot: what do you know about jerks? 22:51:36 int-e: the phrase " broadly regarded as illegal" seems to be called gulf saint vincent as well, i think 22:52:09 `? flag 22:52:11 flag? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 22:52:24 `? keith 22:52:26 keith? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 22:52:47 fungot, do you know keith bird of sixth breeze 22:52:47 b_jonas: soft money loophole, by maverick reformer? thoughts? 22:53:24 fungot: why so demanding? 22:53:25 int-e: a) i noticed that in the us navy and marine corps use the term " black ice" is also wrong in the background is completely unfit for this article 22:53:37 ^style 22:53:38 Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp* youtube 22:53:45 ^style wp 22:53:45 Selected style: wp (1/256th of all Wikipedia "Talk:" namespace pages) 22:53:50 fungot, is that made with seadust? 22:53:50 b_jonas: this article talk page was automatically added with tlwikiproject food and drink. 22:53:51 oh, that's why. 22:55:35 is there a channel for the old esoteric, literature? 22:55:55 the real esoteric, not some made up arbitrary concepts 22:57:20 There's a welcome message that talks about where you can talk about that. 22:57:31 fungot, is this channel a sugar? or more like fat? 22:57:32 b_jonas: i'm coming up with some documentation of this before i fnord change anything. sweet potatoes were still indigenous to the andes of south america. either way, it is not for teenage pop-culture atheism with a fnord ( fnord) 22:57:32 But I'm not particularly welcoming right now. 22:58:25 Besides the welcome message, I think there's a channel topic, a chanserv channel join notice, and a wiki. 22:59:33 what are you talking about 22:59:37 can you remind me 22:59:49 better refering to 23:00:15 fungot, do you often suppress your emotions? 23:00:15 b_jonas: i've just added a link to the article are missing from the article. fnord 02:50, 12 march 2006 ( utc) 23:00:41 `welcome shovel_boss 23:00:46 shovel_boss: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 23:01:19 thank you 23:03:24 `topic 23:03:26 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: topic: not found 23:03:29 `? topic 23:03:30 topic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:03:47 `? entrymsg 23:03:50 entrymsg? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:04:03 @tell boily The wisdom entry for "cello" has slashes that should be replaced with italicization 23:04:03 Consider it noted. 23:04:25 `learn ENTRYMSG for #esoteric is Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Wiki: 23:04:30 Learned 'entrymsg': ENTRYMSG for #esoteric is Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Wiki: 23:04:41 `? cello 23:04:44 ​The high level stucture of Cello projects is inspired by /Haskell/, while the syntax and semantics are inspired by /Python/ and /Obj-C/. 23:06:46 `? ᛁᚿ 23:06:47 ​ᛁᚿ ᛋᚿᛅᚠᚠᛚᛚᛋ ᛁᚮᚴᚢᛚᛁᛋ ᚴᛦᛆᛏᛅᛦᛅᛘ ᚴᛅᛘ ᚦᛅᛚᛁᛒᛆᛏ ᚢᛘᛒᛦᛆ ᛋᚴᛆᛦᛏᛆᛦᛁᛋ ᛁᚢᛚᛁᛁ ᛁᚿᛏᛦᛆ ᚴᛆᛚᛅᚿᚦᛆᛋ ᚦᛅᛋᚴᛅᚿᚦᛅ, ᛆᚢᚦᛆᛋ ᚢᛁᛆᛏᚮᛦ, ᛏᛅ ᛏᛅᛦᛦᛅᛋᛏᛦᛅ ᚴᛅᚿᛏᛦᚢᛘ ᛆᛏᛏᛁᚿg 23:08:03 `? zygohistomorphic prepromorphism 23:08:05 A zygohistomorphic prepromorphism is used when you really need both semi-mutual recursion and history and to repeatedly apply a natural transformation as you get deeper into the functor. 23:09:54 -!- Kaynato has joined. 23:12:05 `? beech 23:12:06 beech? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 23:13:12 `unidecode ᛦ 23:13:14 ​[U+16E6 RUNIC LETTER LONG-BRANCH-YR] 23:13:46 ah, surfing on the beech... 23:14:08 `? pun 23:14:09 Puns are fun. Ask shachaf about them. 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