< 1464826682 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> log (1.7 * 10**38) < 1464826683 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 88.02886178483591 < 1464826688 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> exp 88 :: Float < 1464826690 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1.6516363e38 < 1464826698 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> exp 89 :: Float < 1464826701 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Infinity < 1464826756 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex... isn't here < 1464826757 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blah < 1464826771 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the heck is "Jan Mayen" < 1464826833 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :bon joily < 1464826856 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hurray for daytime that extents until 9pm) < 1464826909 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1464826931 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :off by two//An off by two error is what happens when you expect an off by one error but compensate in the wrong direction. < 1464826933 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? infinity < 1464826938 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :infinity? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464826984 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464827087 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. it is suddenly very important that i create an esolang such that "being locked in a matrix of solidity" is meaningful in terms of describing program state < 1464827114 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn infinity/In finity we trust. < 1464827119 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464827129 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «infinity» < 1464827166 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn finity/Enjoy being locked in your matrix of finity. < 1464827173 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «finity» < 1464827208 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464827243 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1] < 1464827350 0 :dos!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464827498 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464827512 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems like he's having lots of them connection issues < 1464827529 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi koen < 1464827681 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi quintopia < 1464827695 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :connection tissues are important < 1464827932 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :only if they help with the issues < 1464828075 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? shakespeare < 1464828081 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shakespeare? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464828085 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn shakespeare/And besicue and a saint and son the may bean the butcious and one them bear and may me for here the mance of my lord, and leave and thou arl of the prince and will not and and hour blood and the be buralont; < 1464828088 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «shakespeare» < 1464828134 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: is your keyboard drunk? < 1464828373 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonsointopia! < 1464828525 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it turned from day to evening in the time it took you to reply < 1464828622 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No no, that's from one of Shakespeare's plays. < 1464828685 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's from your matrix multiplier. < 1464828690 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A relatively obscure one: "The Man the Confent and the Confent and the Man the Man and the Man". < 1464828701 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, I confess, it's from my matrix multiplier. < 1464828701 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet. < 1464828720 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote I don't think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet. < 1464828723 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1281) I don't think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet. < 1464828727 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it just a shakespearean markov chain? < 1464828742 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Did you see the discussion in #haskell about copprofunctors? < 1464828832 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :slightly < 1464828907 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: no, it's a neural net. < 1464828922 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's an artificial neural network. < 1464828930 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh, okay, one last time: < 1464828941 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :has anyone else in this channel looked at http://skullcode.com/ before? < 1464829025 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that viewer thing looking at its own memory? < 1464829140 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1464829180 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: is that some kind of mastermind-like riddle? < 1464829217 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like that, it's a 32-bit VM with a hex editor loaded into it < 1464829270 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if you scroll down to the address 00006666 there's a graphic with an exclamation mark in it, and if you overwrite that exclamation mark with a space or NUL then stuff starts happening < 1464829344 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://skullcode.com/bootstrap/hexboot.txt if you want to play the more dangerous game than just mess around in the browser. < 1464829382 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :that thing's for x86, though, and a lot smaller than skullcode; it's a spiritual predecessor < 1464829528 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a block of encrypted data from 61b0 to 65b0; it's pretty easy to play along with it and get a password that'll decrypt the first 32 bytes, but i have no clue how to get at the rest < 1464829942 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wrote a disassembler if anyone's interested < 1464830626 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1464830695 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zhoily. < 1464830769 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell int-e I think GND is still not considered to be SafeHaskell anyway. <-- oh right. < 1464830770 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1464830806 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell int-e anyway, turns out there's probably no exploit there. < 1464830806 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1464830868 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: GND is the opposite end from Vcc hth < 1464830915 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do you do electronics? < 1464830915 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: this is not the other way around... fnord/ home < 1464830925 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: apparently not. < 1464830925 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i'm editing this down. user:guernseykidguernseykid 03:54, 26 june 2006 ( utc). small—preceding wikipedia:signaturesunsigned comment added by special:contributions/ fnord) < 1464830939 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: wat < 1464830987 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: when designing circuits, you have Vcc on one end, and GND at the other end. stuff go between them. < 1464830995 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1464831009 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't really do electronics, obviously.
< 1464831144 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :electronics aren't very much more complicated than that. Vcc is the plus end on your battery. I give you two tries to match what GND is :P < 1464831171 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: you heard about super mario bros being pspace-complete? < 1464831176 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nowadays, it's like: read the spreadsheet, supply the correct voltage, ?????, profit. < 1464831179 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :wish i could find a preprint < 1464831181 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: eh? < 1464831202 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/spread/spec/. damned time spent doing excel. < 1464831216 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i had already guessed what GND is. < 1464831222 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: turns out you can make arbitrary circuits by opening or closing pathways by jumping to bump spinies on one or another side of a brick barrier < 1464831267 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is intrigued
< 1464831275 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :me too < 1464831287 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the paper isn't presented until next week, and it isn't available anywhere < 1464831299 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not even on arxiv? < 1464831372 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : The horror <-- i get the impression hppavilion[1] is a bit sensitive. < 1464831410 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1464831420 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION horrifies hppavilion[1] with a pluridimensional mapole
< 1464831996 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom usual < 1464831999 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :usual suspect//There are 3.99 usual suspects in #esoteric, but they're usually rounded up. < 1464832006 0 :quintopia!?@? NICK :Quintopia < 1464832252 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/usual < 1464832260 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1464832266 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/usual suspect < 1464832275 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf shachaf < 1464832298 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am conflicted. < 1464832302 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf is the usual suspect < 1464832332 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the one hand, that deserves a swat, on the other i didn't get the pun until now. < 1464832356 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gives shachaf an IOU for a swat.
< 1464832386 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Wait, you didn't get the pun until now? < 1464832391 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :correct. < 1464832393 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That explains why I wasn't swatted. < 1464832402 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought for sure that one would earn me a swat. < 1464832471 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i take it nobody else is very interested in skullcode then < 1464832474 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: do you have a mobile internettified swatter? < 1464832542 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's too many buzzwords tdnh < 1464832651 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also too many acronyms < 1464832671 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should try the new iSwatter. comes in a tall glass! < 1464832705 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(what pun?) < 1464832764 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you see _Casablanca_? < 1464832770 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen_: in the wisdom hth < 1464832826 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that because round up might mean two things? < 1464832842 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...yes. < 1464832928 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1464833183 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464833257 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1464833279 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :problems? < 1464833360 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. i can't install/upgrade vmail because of a problem with its gem dependencies. i don't know enough about ruby and gems to fix it. < 1464833447 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :neither do i. < 1464834096 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls wisdom/*zout* < 1464834104 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/bezout \ wisdom/bézout \ wisdom/bezout's \ wisdom/bézout's \ wisdom/bezout's theorem \ wisdom/bézout's theorem < 1464834122 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/bezout < 1464834128 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/bézout < 1464834129 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1464834134 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1464834136 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/bezout's < 1464834136 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it appears that i can't install vim with clientserver flag enabled (or compile it from source) without installing most of gnome? < 1464834141 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1464834144 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/bézout's < 1464834148 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1464834154 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/bézout's theorem < 1464834158 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/bezout's theorem < 1464834162 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1464834167 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1464834210 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm -v wisdom/b{e,é}zout{,\'s} < 1464834215 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :removed `wisdom/bezout' \ removed `wisdom/bezout\'s' \ removed `wisdom/bézout' \ removed `wisdom/bézout\'s' < 1464834244 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell b_jonas seriously, don't make 6 copies of the same wisdom entry. < 1464834244 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1464834407 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bezout's theorem < 1464834409 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bézout's theorem says that if a system of polynomial equations over the complexes has as many variables as equations, then in the general case the number of solutions it has is equal to the product of one less than the degrees of the polynomials. < 1464834412 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if they were symbolic links? < 1464834418 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1464834428 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quintopia: sadly, symbolic links sometimes get broken. < 1464834433 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1464834438 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :by `reverts. < 1464834450 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: TIGHT CHICKEN < 1464834561 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(not that i care in this case, it's a crappy entry.) < 1464834570 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ī keep forgetting about mȳ macron propōsal. < 1464834598 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whȳ dōn't Ī tȳpe līke this all the tīme? < 1464834844 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I forget, what was I horrified about? < 1464834859 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: goat sex hth < 1464834860 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes < 1464834864 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember now < 1464838405 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464838573 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kinda interesting looking at video memory in a hex editor. < 1464838645 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The thing is, of course, you're looking at a display of the display. Like pointing a TV camera at the TV that's showing the signal. < 1464838993 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION soundly swats shachaf -----###
< 1464839045 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :delayed-action logreading < 1464839079 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the speed of sound isn't that great < 1464839109 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i faster than the speed of sound in a vacuum < 1464839475 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell gamemanj spräk does not mean language hth < 1464839475 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1464839671 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? i,i < 1464839681 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i i,i what is i,i < 1464839737 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464840054 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: ask rntz hth < 1464840071 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never know what it actually stands for. < 1464840694 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Z14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47098&oldid=47066 5* 0371.202.114.203 5* (+129) 10 < 1464841012 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1464841340 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh < 1464841344 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Subfactorial is a thing < 1464841601 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :5-3=-15 < 1464841931 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving... < 1464842533 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the inverse of factorial called? < 1464842551 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fictionorial < 1464843098 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1464843279 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :..huh < 1464843284 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*... < 1464843297 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Atoms literally pass through each other when going fast enough < 1464843305 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's it, I'm convinced. The universe is a simulation. < 1464843311 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And a rather poorly-made one at that < 1464843710 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464843884 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1281 < 1464843886 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1281) I don't think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet. < 1464843902 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`delquote 1281 < 1464843911 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​*poof* I don't think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet. < 1464843916 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, now you don't even need to worry about the double space < 1464843919 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1464844234 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: You're only allowed to delete quotes after reading at least 5 quotes hth < 1464844278 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(As in, for every 5 quotes you read in a 1-hour timespan, you may delete one of the quotes that you read) < 1464844366 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled hppavilion[1]///./d < 1464844371 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rosebud! < 1464844391 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: have you considered that some people don't want to have movie spoilers right in HackEgo hth < 1464844537 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1464844541 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :tdh < 1464844567 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :For example a decade ago I didn't even know about that spoiler. < 1464844570 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Wait, what? How does sled work again? < 1464844583 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: i don't think that rule applies to very recent quotes hth < 1464844591 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Oh, right < 1464844615 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote do they work.*zzo38 < 1464844616 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1056) Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing? How do they work? [1] Yes. [2] It doesn't. < 1464844762 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: it lets you apply a sed script to a file hth < 1464844771 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Oh? < 1464844798 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is generation 0. Every time you see this line in a signature, if your signature does not already contain such a line, add this line to your signature with the count multiplied by i and incremented by 1" < 1464844823 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled canary//s/ø/ꙮ/ < 1464844824 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :canary//test < 1464844827 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1464844837 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone's changed it < 1464844848 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mv canary tmp < 1464844849 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: missing destination file operand after `canary tmp' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. < 1464844877 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cp canary tmp < 1464844878 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cp: missing destination file operand after `canary tmp' \ Try `cp --help' for more information. < 1464844889 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled canary//s/e/ꙮ/ < 1464844892 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :canary//tꙮst < 1464844899 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote canary < 1464844900 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1464844993 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first 100 possibilities are 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i 1+0i 1+1i 1i 0i < 1464844999 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Much less interesting than I thought < 1464845027 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote hpp < 1464845028 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1244) hppavilion1: there's not much point in `addquoting an `addquote unless the person who added it was somehow significant, or there's interesting context because you can tell it was added from the fact that it's there \ 1255) What is an esolang? shachaf: It's an archaic term for an Esolang \ 1256) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. \ 608) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. \ 612) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has g < 1464845081 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 612 < 1464845081 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes, it does < 1464845082 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :612) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. < 1464845108 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I should probably think about complex numbers before using them. < 1464845124 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :First figure out the mplex numbers. < 1464845144 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or you can figure out the simplex numbers. < 1464845151 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Those are the split-complexes, aren't they? < 1464845163 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe a simplicial complex is made out of a simplex number and a complex number. < 1464845198 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ørjan is an expert in simplicial complexes and homology and all sorts of things < 1464845202 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I do like smashing together different types of complex < 1464845205 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet he's taught oerjan a thing or two. < 1464845210 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google simplicial complex < 1464845211 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplicial_complex < 1464845213 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like a+bi+cj+dij < 1464845254 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: aren't you confusing complexes and hadrons < 1464845278 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Agh everything is exploding < 1464845279 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: What's a hadron? As in, the large kind that we like colliding? < 1464845298 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :they aren't that large < 1464845305 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed they're not < 1464845315 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're larger than electrons, though < 1464845318 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1464845325 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's all relative; good thing we have theories to handle that < 1464845330 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, by mass. < 1464845339 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Um, then why do we have a machine to collide large hadrons? < 1464845351 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: because who doesn't like exotic explosions? < 1464845375 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't like it when my fuel tanks explode < 1464845391 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: No one, but if hadrons weren't large, then a collider for large hadrons wouldn't be able to make exotic explosions. < 1464845401 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because there wouldn't be anything to collide < 1464845416 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1464845429 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's all got to do with the theory of relativity < 1464845438 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :at relativistic speeds, hadrons are relatively large < 1464845440 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being able to use dvorak at a wpm so high you need scientific notation to express it is useless when you're at a qwerty keyboard < 1464845450 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's why the collider needs to get them going so fast < 1464845482 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer the obscene hardon collider myself, though < 1464845498 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we were trying not to make that joke, hppavilion[1] < 1464845508 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I was too, but I failed < 1464845525 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I at least found a mildly funny context for it < 1464845528 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact: the LHC beam has about 362 MJ in it during the course of normal operation < 1464845552 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's about $18 of electricity < 1464845552 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Meh. I prefer HJ-scale colliders < 1464845573 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :those are some expensive dollars < 1464845580 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes < 1464845622 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :HJ? < 1464845663 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't answer that. < 1464845678 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohhh < 1464845685 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Hellajoule < 1464845719 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION realizes he has a dirtier mind than hppavilion[1], then implodes.
< 1464845724 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: What? Do you have something against hellajoules, or did you think it was another pointless joke? < 1464845730 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hectojoule, i assume < 1464845734 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yep, you thought it was dirty, when it wasn't < 1464845736 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wins
< 1464845741 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :* happydance < 1464845750 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT WAS A TRAP < 1464845755 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know what oerjan was thinking < 1464845759 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It was not < 1464845773 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm still trying to figure it out. My best guess is H=hand < 1464845796 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, I prefer the Large Boson Collider to the Large Hadron Collider any day < 1464845857 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(OK, I have to ask: Is there a physics reason why Boson collisions aren't interesting? Or are they just impossible to deal with in the same way the LHC deals with Hadrons, so we had to make a choice and chose to make a Large Hadron Collider instead of a Large Boson Collider?) < 1464845917 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Of course, if it makes you feel better, my mind is almost certainly dirtier than yours; I just happen to have developed a filter that prevents me from saying 999.9999999999952‰ of things that come to mind < 1464845934 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: you can collide composite nuclei that are bosons, i think. < 1464845956 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Wait, I forget, are Hadrons and Bosons mutually exclusive? < 1464845961 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :God, so many particle types < 1464845968 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think they are colliding lead, but i'm not sure whether they're bosonic or fermionic. < 1464846026 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: no, mesons are hadrons and bosons iirc. but you cannot keep them long enough to use them. < 1464846032 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Ah < 1464846052 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a meson called the Black Meson? < 1464846077 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A reference, of course, to Black Mesa from various Valve games I've never played) < 1464846105 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically protons, electrons, and their antiversions are the only charged subatomic particles that live long enough to be used, i think. < 1464846136 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: i don't think there's one, they're usually named after greek letters. < 1464846143 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah :/ < 1464846196 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ...question #492 on my Grand List of Questions: How the hell can there be such thing as an "Anti-neutron"? If an antiparticle has the opposite charge, and a neutron has no charge, how can there be such a thing as the opposite of 0? < 1464846334 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: btw i think some people are trying to collide photons, which are bosons. < 1464846384 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ...collide photons? You have something moving at literally the speed of light, and which from its point of view the entire universe is in the same place, and you're trying to make them hit each other? < 1464846452 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: the anti-neutron consists of 3 anti-quarks, each of which is the antiparticle of a corresponding quark in the neutron. < 1464846468 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Ah, yes, that works < 1464846477 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot about quarks < 1464846497 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder what we're going to call it when we find something smaller than a quark... (don't argue, you know it's going to happen) < 1464846505 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for a certain value of "consists". there are all manner of virtual gluons and quarks inside.) < 1464846631 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: i didn't say getting photons to collide is easy. (and i'm not sure whether it was supposed to be within currently realistic technology or not.) < 1464846651 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although you just to aim enough in the same spot, you'd think. < 1464846656 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+have < 1464846687 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Furthermore, you'd think that a couple photons would have collided at some point near a scientific instrument in the last decade or so < 1464846704 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, photons are small < 1464846710 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But there are also a lot of them < 1464846723 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't seem like they could /not/ collide if it was possible < 1464846847 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: fwiw your question about anti-neutrons applies much better to anti-_neutrinos_. (in which case something called "chirality" related to spin becomes reversed) < 1464846925 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but neutrinos are so weird some theorize they are their own antiparticles ("Majorana neutrinos") < 1464847253 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Santorum: "If people thought about gay sex as much as I do, they'd understand how disgusting it is" < 1464847357 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O KAY < 1464847397 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Like Chu spaces? < 1464847412 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: wat < 1464847415 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And vector spaces, I guess. < 1464847421 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :self-dual < 1464847543 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds a bit of a thin connection < 1464847558 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(no pun intended) < 1464847579 0 :Xe!~xe@infoforcefeed/Xe QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1464847591 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or recognized) < 1464847618 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's not all that thin, because I was thinking of Chu spaces just now. < 1464847798 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :practically monofilamentary < 1464847855 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like Chu spaces? < 1464847997 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Would you rather be able to fly, but only at 0.000001c, or be able to breath underwater, but only for a millicentury" < 1464848022 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^^good "would you rather" to differentiate those who do understand math/physics/SI/etc from those who do not < 1464848071 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :please reconsider the perspective that leads you to write a sentence like that twh < 1464848082 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Me? < 1464848088 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you < 1464848092 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Me? < 1464848113 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION desperately scrambles for a joke to make out of this
< 1464848128 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Which perspective in particular? < 1464848240 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I don't see which perspective I need to reconsider < 1464848249 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are a few I need to deconsider, though < 1464848643 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1464848664 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464849362 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: always decant cider < 1464849635 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer Pika spaces < 1464849644 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there < 1464849677 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible: A 640-year song < 1464850615 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't help but read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari in a stereotypical Jamaican accent < 1464850629 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least, specific subsegments < 1464850703 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously you should sing it to a reggae beat hth < 1464852007 0 :Xe!~xe@infoforcefeed/Xe JOIN :#esoteric < 1464853820 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: um, if symlinks don't work, then could we have some other mechanism for aliasing wisdoms then? < 1464854121 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1464854696 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe. < 1464854716 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've wanted to set something like that up. < 1464854738 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wisdom redirects or something. Wisdom wildcards. Who even, like, knows, man. < 1464855866 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: so add a wisdom/location directory, and if wisdom/$foo is not found, wisdom/location/$foo is read and it gives the canonical name to redirect to < 1464855886 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How is that an improvement over links? < 1464855895 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: not broken by revert < 1464855908 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, is that what it was about? < 1464855926 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1464855999 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mind you, with any kind of links you have the problem that the two versions either may get accidentally out of sync, or accidentally edited together when the edit only fits one of them. < 1464856852 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464857407 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1464857474 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-jzizggebtzsztqfb QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1464861055 0 :S1_p!5b402444@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.91.64.36.68 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464861092 0 :S1_p!5b402444@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.91.64.36.68 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, the wisdomme is back. Yay. < 1464861345 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-zwviuutavpcjfxys QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1464862187 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464863178 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464863192 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1464863673 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1464863701 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is glogbot broken again < 1464864419 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, so I think I want to set up an alias that can do a git checkout to an existing branch, but will absolutely refuse to do the file restore operation that the git checkout command also does. < 1464864450 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I'd like it to print the previous branch or commit that was checked out, so it's easy to follow what happens. < 1464864598 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :git checkout is just too dangerous as is < 1464864771 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how to convince git checkout to do this. < 1464864797 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd want it to update what HEAD points at and maybe the index, but not do anything to the working tree? < 1464864818 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: no, I do want to do a full checkout, as in update the working tree and the index too < 1464864832 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, just disallow the variant of checkout that takes paths? < 1464864838 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: yes, that < 1464864868 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :git's syntax for objects and paths are horribly ugly, and there are magical syntaxes that apply to both but have a completely different meaning < 1464864887 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, :/foo is both a path and an object, but the :/ means something completely different < 1464864898 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the syntax is just horrible < 1464864943 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :svn does this much better, there the syntax of urls (pointing to a file in a repository, or a version of a file in a repository) have a syntax that's not only disjoint from that of paths, but also visually different < 1464864949 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can't accidentally confuse them < 1464864972 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the git checkout interface is horrible because it combines a safer operation with a very unsafe irreversible operation < 1464865256 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :You might just allow -- in a script -- unambiguously-an-existing-branch-and-nothing-else options, and then fall back to being careful and using the raw command if you need to do something strange. < 1464865263 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hopefully that'd cover most branch-switches. < 1464866565 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464866734 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464867317 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464867413 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464867473 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464867520 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464867676 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464867758 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464867786 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464868263 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I don't know, it's probably possible to solve in some way like that, but I'll have to do some careful testing on it < 1464868324 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I certainly don't want to checkout only existing branches. I often checkout -b to create a new branch (from HEAD or another commit), but the script can probably test for that. < 1464868356 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47099&oldid=40050 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (+5) 10Fixed a bug - & has a higher precedence than -, so the - following it had to be wrapped in <> < 1464868384 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, maybe I could make a script that does like (git checkout -B foo foo) to checkout branch foo < 1464868393 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you pronounce ~-~! < 1464868418 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but... why can't git just have at least an unambiguous long switch or command to force this, to make my life easier? < 1464868450 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and when I solve this, I'll still have to solve the interface of git reset and git branch, although for those the ambiguity is less dangerous and for git branch I think I already know the solution < 1464868478 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464869434 0 :IvanSiber!~dm@dnm.187.71.126.92.dsl.krasnet.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1464869701 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome IvanSiber < 1464869723 0 :IvanSiber!~dm@dnm.187.71.126.92.dsl.krasnet.ru PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey boily < 1464869732 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​08IvanSiber: 09Welcome 02to 06the 13international 04hub 07for 08esoteric 09programming 02language 06design 13and 04deployment! 07For 08more 09information, 02check 06out 13our 04wiki: 07. 08(For 09the 02other 06kind 13of 04esoterica, 07try 08#esoteric 09on 02EFnet 06or 13DALnet.) < 1464869897 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47100&oldid=47099 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (+1) 10Added a : to the end of write comment < 1464870030 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-227-181-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92-rdmsoft [XULRunner 35.0.1/20150122214805] < 1464870516 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: OPPOSITE CHICKEN < 1464870594 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-227-181-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1464870958 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, I set up an alias such that (git switch foo) will do the same as (git checkout foo --). This works even with multiple arguments, and shouldn't checkout paths, unless I explicitly pass "--" as an argument. < 1464870959 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464871147 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, so my previous messing around during this week has finally come to a conclusion: < 1464871150 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21184720/kyouma/index.html < 1464871387 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr JOIN :#esoteric < 1464871422 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464871442 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464871448 0 :rntz!~rntz@96.95.216.165 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: "i,i" means roughly "I have nothing to contribute, I just like saying", i.e. it's a prefix for off-topic one-liners < 1464871470 0 :rntz!~rntz@96.95.216.165 PRIVMSG #esoteric :comes from CMU zephyr (an old messaging protocol), I think < 1464871535 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oona < 1464871550 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oona? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464871551 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`card-by-name oona < 1464871554 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oona's Blackguard \ 1B \ Creature -- Faerie Rogue \ 1/1 \ Flying \ Each other Rogue creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. \ Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. \ MOR-U \ \ Oona's Gatewarden \ (u/b) \ Creature -- Faerie < 1464871558 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`card-by-name oona, < 1464871560 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oona, Queen of the Fae \ 3(u/b)(u/b)(u/b) \ Legendary Creature -- Faerie Wizard \ 5/5 \ Flying \ {X}{(u/b)}: Choose a color. Target opponent exiles the top X cards of his or her library. For each card of the chosen color exiled this way, put a 1/1 blue and black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying onto the battlefield. \ SHM-R, MMA-R, V11-M < 1464871903 0 :S1_p!5b402444@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.91.64.36.68 QUIT : < 1464872046 0 :puckipedia!~puck@irc.puckipedia.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1464872350 0 :puckipedia!~puck@irc.puckipedia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1464872893 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-227-181-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92-rdmsoft [XULRunner 35.0.1/20150122214805] < 1464873021 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1464873269 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-227-181-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1464873532 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oona is the 175th most common female name in Finland, with ~7500 people. < 1464873566 0 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interesting. < 1464873576 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47101&oldid=47100 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (+105) 10Grammar and clarification < 1464873683 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47102&oldid=47101 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (-1) 10Changed associativity of & < 1464873779 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47103&oldid=47102 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (-2) 10Bugfix - removed trailing : < 1464874176 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47104&oldid=47103 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (+173) 10Clarification about : < 1464874233 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47105&oldid=47104 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (+1) 10Bugfix - removed trailing : < 1464874300 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm getting the feeling asm.js should be classed as esoteric simply because of the crazy type checking < 1464874306 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's endless type checking < 1464874424 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really < 1464874445 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just a ton of casts to 32-bit int < 1464874519 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I'm trying to be nice, I'd say asm.js is a version of LLVM for the web, but now the type annotations are weirder. < 1464874547 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know much about llvm but i'm sceptical < 1464874581 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, LLVM's relatively nice, it's like asm.js but you write in actual human-understandable string names for the type names instead of having to understand the exact details of how + modifies it's parameters. < 1464874597 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, it's SSA. < 1464874610 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again again, people just stackalloc everything anyway. < 1464874617 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :asm.js can basically only work with 32-bit ints, that's one big difference < 1464874635 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, that's true < 1464874658 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wonder how they're going to weasel their way out of that one when it inevitably reaches the point where applications are limited < 1464874679 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think they will < 1464874697 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, you mean browser vendors will just detect this sort of thing? < 1464874745 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it'll just only be used to write fast code operating on 32-bit ints < 1464874774 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, a possibility. < 1464874810 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now then, time to go use 32MiB instead of 16 because asm.js wants me to jump up to the next power of two to avoid a bounds check. Seriously. < 1464874836 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The ironic thing is that I added the 8 extra bytes because this is how to avoid bounds checks on BytePusher) < 1464874892 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...either that or I technically violate specification... < 1464874906 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...eh, violating specification it is. < 1464874919 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1464875069 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...and now the browser gives me a second annoyance... "unable to cache asm.js in synchronous scripts"??? < 1464875123 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sincerely hope that the lack of caching refers to if I happen to compile the same function twice, and not if I happen to reuse the same function instance... < 1464875126 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :the skullcode vm is in asm.js, i actually find it a lot more readable than the minified JS that defines all the interface code < 1464875144 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there is readable asm.js out there < 1464875261 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1464875330 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Post-ASM.JS version of JIT, performance seems to be...worse than with the Pre-ASM.JS version of the JIT, judging by the now-stuttering audio... < 1464875361 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though it does keep having little bits where it runs normally... < 1464875378 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1464875388 0 :zadock!~outsider@81.180.223.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464875421 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, audio was always this "clicky", but it didn't outright stop as much. Good thing I have a backup of the pre-ASM.JS'd JIT. < 1464875472 0 :zadock!~outsider@81.180.223.50 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464875498 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems it's actually not compiling more segments - it's literally just the overhead from running the asm.js. < 1464875550 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew there'd be some entry/exit overhead due to the nature of the JIT, which would offset the benefit somewhat, but this bad? < 1464875552 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are running this on a JS interpreter which can compile the asm.js into machine code, right? < 1464875562 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Firefox. Hence I was getting asm.js warnings. < 1464875572 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which I then resolved, < 1464875582 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it doesn't seem to have helped that much... < 1464875594 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's saying "successfully compiled asm.js code". < 1464875719 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :hang on are you writing asm.js manually?? < 1464875737 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should probably explain what's going on < 1464875745 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm writing a BytePusher JIT < 1464875761 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That JIT compiles segments of BytePusher code into JavaScript < 1464875773 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I then changed it to write it into asm.js < 1464875779 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pre-ASM.JS: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21184720/kyouma/index.html < 1464875783 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Post-ASM.JS: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21184720/kyouma-asm/index.html < 1464875830 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I at least notice is that although pre-asm.js, it's stuttery, once the VM loads up segments most of the problems are just due to my bad audio code. < 1464875846 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Post-asm.js, it just doesn't stop stuttering. < 1464875951 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A possibility is that perhaps the asm.js entry overhead causes the "which segment should be used for execution" code to be a lot slower, causing issues. < 1464875978 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This means that the issue should be resolved by making a non-ASM.JS copy of that code. < 1464876033 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(note: Multiple versions of one segment may be compiled for different circumstances. I assumed the "which segment to use" routine would benefit from asm.js, but I may well be wrong.) < 1464876230 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1464876482 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr PRIVMSG #esoteric :yo gamemanj do you know about jsMESS? < 1464876492 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr PRIVMSG #esoteric :that might help with what ever your doing < 1464876504 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Akaibu: Nope, but I can guess. And anyway, I'm messing with BytePusher, so... < 1464876534 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/jsmess/jsmess www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Javascript_Mess < 1464876660 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: ^ < 1464876723 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'm not using emscripten ^.^; < 1464876811 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr PRIVMSG #esoteric :good to take tips though gamemanj < 1464876837 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07~-~!14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47106&oldid=47105 5* 0380.7.4.196 5* (+3079) 10Finally fleshed out library semantics < 1464876849 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? can has < 1464876893 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can has? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464876925 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :True, but this is a JIT, not a standard interpreter (I already tried that with hand-written asm.js and got pretty good performance from it - I'm JITing things to try and improve on that.). If someone had a guide to asm.js efficiency in there, then that would be useful. < 1464877047 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, of the 3, performance seems to be so far: [asm.js interpreter] > [Javascript-compiling JIT] > [asm.js-compiling JIT] < 1464877122 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait so you're regularly JITing blocks of bytepusher into asm.js? yeah i expect it's the startup overhead then < 1464877141 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, at first there's obviously segment compilation overhead < 1464877150 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then there are times when it's slow and it's not compiling any segments < 1464877307 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :For example, during the initial startup phase, when it's generating tables (the program's 32k) it goes through the "base set" initialization, and that's relatively fast with not much segment compilation, followed by the first page of the "banks" initialization, which does tons of segment compilation, followed by the rest which does almost none. < 1464877340 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, for the first few letters it displays on screen it's still compiling bits of the font renderer... < 1464877356 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But after that, it shouldn't be as slow as it ends up being. < 1464877370 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compiled segments value drops. < 1464877696 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, uploaded new version, this time it has "CS" and "F" stats (CS is how many segments it's compiled so far this frame, F is which frame the VM is on.) < 1464877784 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a bit telling that the asm.js version is laggy during the first 4 seconds while the non-asm.js version isn't as laggy, even though CS:0 for all but a few frames... < 1464877791 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(both are JITs) < 1464877816 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must be making a very serious mistake in how I write my asm.js... < 1464879132 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:1d5:edba:bc04:4cf8:b5eb QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1464879171 0 :Cale_!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:1d5:b073:145c:19e4:aa48 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464879337 0 :Cale_!?@? NICK :Cale < 1464879498 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1464879793 0 :IvanSiber!~dm@dnm.187.71.126.92.dsl.krasnet.ru PART #esoteric : < 1464879864 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1464881098 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1464882603 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464883612 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464883857 0 :coppro!~scshunt@corn-syrup.csclub.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464885140 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464886501 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qsvhjspjjqrszgby JOIN :#esoteric < 1464886668 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464886928 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464888315 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pokedex < 1464888362 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pokedex? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464888367 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pokédex < 1464888377 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pokédex? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464888460 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? evolving < 1464888463 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :evolving? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464888468 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? super effective < 1464888470 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :super effective? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464888473 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? critical hit < 1464888476 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :critical hit? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464888505 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ポケモン図鑑 < 1464888509 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ポケモン図鑑? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1464888512 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464888702 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464888879 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm a supercritical hit < 1464888955 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that the same as a its super effective critical hit? < 1464888975 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since installing Unifont, my ability to see the symbols you post has increased by orders of magnitude. My ability to understand them has not. < 1464889861 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :\ < 1464889873 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: I was looking for a connection to supercritical fluids < 1464893750 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1464893929 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1464894404 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1464894868 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.123 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464894935 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464895143 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464895291 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :From the Wikipedia article on "Computus", the family of algorithms one uses to calculate the date of Easter because one's church is a massive pain in the ass and doesn't just choose a fixed, symbolic date: < 1464895293 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The last limit arises from the fact that the crucifixion was considered to have happened on the fourteenth (the eve of the Passover) and the resurrection therefore on the sixteenth." < 1464895314 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... Christianity? Are you sure you can really math? < 1464895929 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464896342 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead of "The more you know", we (the population of the internet) should use "the less you look like a dumbass" < 1464896495 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1464896517 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1464896999 0 :lynn_!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn JOIN :#esoteric < 1464897010 0 :lynn_!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn QUIT :Client Quit < 1464897611 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not use both? < 1464897619 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would make a whole sentence! < 1464897831 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :in two different ways < 1464897837 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1464897930 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1464897956 0 :digitalcold!~redacted@192.73.232.206 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1464898016 0 :digitalcold!~redacted@192.73.232.206 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464898357 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1464898416 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.reddit.com/r/retiredgif is amazing < 1464898453 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464900218 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1464900463 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.123 PART #esoteric : < 1464900584 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464900629 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464900636 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1464901088 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG < 1464901093 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Physics has a thing called "Sparticles" < 1464901100 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.- < 1464901105 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well then < 1464902062 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464902412 0 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464902580 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1464902827 0 :nycs!~nycs@38.125.127.189 JOIN :#esoteric < 1464902859 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1464903321 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf TOPIC #esoteric :The intradisciplinary hub of solidity matrices, esoteric programming language design, and font forging | http://esolangs.org/ | logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf < 1464903333 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome shachaf < 1464903354 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`bye < 1464903371 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`snackego < 1464903385 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) < 1464903385 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: bye: not found < 1464903387 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​:) < 1464903525 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :At some point someone ought to port a text adventure to HackEgo... < 1464903551 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, make it save on input, and reload when given a line of input < 1464903646 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464903947 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i once was a font forager now am a font forger < 1464904088 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? font < 1464904091 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#esoteric bitmap fonts include: \oren\'s font http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm , lifthrasiir's font https://github.com/lifthrasiir/unison/ https://lifthrasiir.github.io/unison/sample.png , b_jonas's font http://www.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/fecupboard20-c.pcf.gz < 1464904102 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wasn't there a fourth one? < 1464904117 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1464904169 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj, hw about me? < 1464904172 0 :Cimmerian888!~textual@cpc77659-ely08-2-0-cust195.5-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464904172 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can do it < 1464904188 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1464904205 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[16:38] At some point someone ought to port a text adventure to HackEgo... [16:39] That is, make it save on input, and reload when given a line of input < 1464904213 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it would be fun, if you want to ^.^ (though it might end up playing like Twitch Plays ) < 1464904217 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: by the way, I just checked http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm , and strangely the webfont doesn't show up for me. but it's probably a problem on my side again < 1464904237 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I can confirm the font is visible, and I do not have the font installed. < 1464904237 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ill allow save selection for ease of use :P < 1464904243 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: thanks < 1464904252 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, there is one major issue with the font... < 1464904259 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :⑨ appears incorrectly. < 1464904295 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a be- wait thats infinity, i play dwarf fortress too much < 1464904354 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moon_: ⑨ is not infinity... < 1464904363 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, what is it? < 1464904396 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
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< 1464904411 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: wait did i nitmove those yet? shit i must[have firgotten < 1464904457 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhhh... how did he get it to say that? < 1464904475 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1464904476 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1464904477 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1464904478 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: ? < 1464904478 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1464904479 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1464904488 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, calm down >_> < 1464904499 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no need to spam hackego < 1464904509 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it said gamemanj disappeared in a puff of smoke ping timeout < 1464904510 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: Aha. Your chat client doesn't colour the difference between quits and /me. < 1464904524 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: I can tell simply by the fact you were fooled by it! < 1464904573 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1464904587 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nœd//Nœd is Norwegian for distress. < 1464904587 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boring// < 1464904587 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brick//Brick goes in brain. The statutory punishment for perpetrators of brainfuck derivatives. < 1464904588 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did//did: didn't < 1464904591 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION Moon_ [4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138] has quit [Bia]
< 1464904597 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :my crap ssh app doesnt support the advqnced colors < 1464904603 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1464904604 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :woops < 1464904607 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i made a mistake < 1464904610 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1464904614 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i ruined my chance < 1464904630 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :im on my phone right now < 1464904640 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what brand? < 1464904657 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually: what os/ < 1464904659 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :android samsung galaxy lte < 1464904681 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok: termux -> weechat -> #esoteric < 1464904695 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats the esoteric way :P < 1464904780 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wish i had a physical keybiatd on this phone < 1464904798 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :termux is a terminal emulator < 1464904801 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1464904809 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :then i could type with less mistakes < 1464904814 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1464904963 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ifeally it would have a full 104 key keyboard and flip open < 1464905173 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a d key that's exactly where you need it? < 1464905233 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yed < 1464905261 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aarfg < 1464905267 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1464905277 0 :nycs!~nycs@38.125.127.189 QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1464905278 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaaaaaasqaqqaaaaaaaaaasassaaaaaassaaaaaqaq < 1464905314 0 :Cimmerian888!~textual@cpc77659-ely08-2-0-cust195.5-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com < 1464905771 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1464906451 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464906660 0 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mooooooooooooooooon! < 1464906779 0 :Quintopia!?@? NICK :quintopia < 1464907012 0 :Nithogg_!~ethiraric@jrc16-h01-176-150-43-109.dsl.sta.abo.bbox.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1464907160 0 :Nithogg_!~ethiraric@jrc16-h01-176-150-43-109.dsl.sta.abo.bbox.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1464907267 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-223-204.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464907875 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xmvnkmtkxysivmcr QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1464908478 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464909045 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464909140 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1464909190 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously, dx/dy = x/y < 1464909193 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ducks
< 1464909270 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless d = 0 < 1464909291 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Well yeah, but we don't talk about edge cases < 1464909298 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is this, math!? < 1464909365 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a very fast edge detection algorithm. < 1464909380 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the first time derivative of a changing position is its velocity and the second is acceleration, what's the third time derivative? < 1464909381 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's very accurate, except in edge cases. < 1464909392 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My guess is that it's the change in acceleration < 1464909400 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? jerk < 1464909401 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jerk is the integral of snap. < 1464909475 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it was explained in literally the very next sentence < 1464909477 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's jerk < 1464909480 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1464909486 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which shachaf was trying to explain < 1464909490 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or are you the jerk here < 1464909492 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh snap < 1464909504 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's what the kids say these days, right?) < 1464909529 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And let me guess, snap is the change in jerk? < 1464909540 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Bearing says that occasionally, but nobody else < 1464909568 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what's the negative first derivative of a changing position? < 1464909579 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait, negative derivatives are probably integrals < 1464909582 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... < 1464909589 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the integral of a changing position? < 1464909596 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man, you read the spoilers < 1464909598 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]. have you discovered the wonderful world of fractional derivatives? < 1464909603 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd have more fun if you didn't read the spoilers < 1464909609 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1464909622 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: OH MY GOD READING THAT MADE BE ORGASM < 1464909646 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In the least disturbing way possible) < 1464909661 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Which is still probably pretty disturbing) < 1464909669 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: What spoilers? < 1464909675 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I didn't read any spoilers yet < 1464909699 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: imagine, Morgan Freeman doing an ASMR video about derivatives. < 1464909709 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION faints
< 1464909719 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1464909724 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION later wakes up to find that his brain is completely depleted of endorphines
< 1464909726 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia. < 1464909760 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Seriously, what are the spoilers? < 1464909763 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: absition < 1464909783 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :then absity, abseleration, abserk, ... < 1464909833 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, after jerk is jounce AKA snap < 1464909848 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No spoilers. < 1464909854 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :then crackle, pop, lock, drop... < 1464909889 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop, roll... < 1464909918 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia stops at pop < 1464910003 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Let me guess < 1464910021 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: There are imaginary derivatives, but they're useless in physics (as far as we know mwahahahahaha) < 1464910105 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything's useful in physics. physics is engineering, and engineering is the Essence of Life hth < 1464910170 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: So are imaginary derivatives a thing? < 1464910181 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should probably read about fractional derivatives first though < 1464910245 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't imagine what a 2D space with diff/int on some axis would even be about < 1464910259 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, it's a thing < 1464910283 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Oooh, nice < 1464910308 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Of course, 2-time is interesting too. 2,2-spacetime, perhaps? < 1464910320 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://jlms.oxfordjournals.org/content/s2-3/2/241.extract "Mellin transforms" I'm already lost < 1464911376 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1464911470 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: There should be join messages in IRC. < 1464911479 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I could figure out what the dual of "Nite" is. < 1464911498 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :true. < 1464911548 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think join messages are good. I'd have to find the dual of a chicken. < 1464911566 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you logread my CHICKEN message the other day? < 1464911571 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-223-204.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1464911575 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :æhoily. < 1464911595 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: do you manually the chickens? or script? < 1464911623 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellœrjan. < 1464911626 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: manually. < 1464911631 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a craft! an art! < 1464911666 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :chickencraft, the game where you build things from chickens. < 1464911724 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kerbal space poultry < 1464911726 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :such as the great pyramids of chicken itza. < 1464911758 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doublethwacks \oren\ and oerjan. 0.75 and 0.99 shachafs.
< 1464911768 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could build an academic cs paper from chickens... < 1464911837 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: hey i made two! < 1464911854 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess the first might not really count as a pun. < 1464911881 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mapole < 1464911883 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6' by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg. < 1464911884 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: 0.99? < 1464911891 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1464911905 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I didn't count the first. < 1464911908 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What precision do you measure with? < 1464911911 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so hard to get above 1. i think he might consider it like the c of relativity. < 1464911933 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: about that. < 1464911937 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, 6' by 12 kg? that doesn't sound possible to do two doublethwacks in a row without inducing severe exhaustion or broken radii in the thwacker < 1464911942 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION flails around a gesture of precision
< 1464911944 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( so what i need is a _really_ tachy pun ) < 1464911958 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: How many usual suspects would you say there are? < 1464911966 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION *THWACKS* oerjan.
< 1464911971 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was a good one :D < 1464911973 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: that was only a 0.3 on the tachometer < 1464911980 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: darn < 1464911998 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: eh?