< 1466121843 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-158-181.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1466121886 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-092-072-158-181.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1466124681 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-248-236.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1466125581 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://blog.codinghorror.com/content/images/uploads/2006/11/6a0120a85dcdae970b0128776fec64970c-pi.png < 1466126864 0 :Yurume_!23f9939a@121.78.85.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :isnt that normal? < 1466126908 0 :Yurume_!23f9939a@121.78.85.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, there is a fundamental difference between cmdline UI and interactive UI < 1466126933 0 :Yurume_!23f9939a@121.78.85.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :converting from one to another is bound to be doomed < 1466126990 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, this was just poorly done < 1466127092 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466127275 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ekbymxnsksafjgdg JOIN :#esoteric < 1466127673 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:e017:3e3c:c14a:ddf5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466127939 0 :moon_!?@? NICK :God < 1466128116 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1466128895 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1466129584 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1466129871 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466130046 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:e017:3e3c:c14a:ddf5 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1466130058 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT : < 1466130967 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466131108 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1466131146 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466131148 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NINJA QUINTHELLOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! < 1466131152 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1466131173 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat. < 1466131189 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, do you know what email header is X-Yahoo-Newman-Property X-YMail-OSG meaning? < 1466131197 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1466131513 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466131631 0 :God!?@? NICK :moon_ < 1466131700 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466131786 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466132043 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466132191 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466132607 0 :MDude!~MDude@pa-67-234-67-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466132833 0 :moon_!?@? NICK :GOD < 1466132956 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -l wisdom/password < 1466132963 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? password < 1466132993 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The password of the month is kOMMlIEBERmAIuNDmACHE < 1466132993 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000000 0 51 May 2 01:20 wisdom/password < 1466133022 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers QUIT :Quit: bye http://i.imgur.com/nkzOWAv.jpg < 1466133069 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn The password of the month is viskalikkjesovabortsumarnatta < 1466133073 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'password': The password of the month is viskalikkjesovabortsumarnatta < 1466133159 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn The password of the month is vïskAlikkjesOvab0rtsUmarnatta < 1466133164 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'password': The password of the month is vïskAlikkjesOvab0rtsUmarnatta < 1466133179 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does the password of the month capitalize some letters and replace others with digits? < 1466133200 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :because of stupid password filters hth < 1466133262 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not just always put the same digit and uppercase letter and symbol at the end of every password? < 1466133308 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :because that ruins the scansion hth < 1466133333 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not just always put "hth" at the end of every password? < 1466133355 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :still ruins the scansion tdnh < 1466134331 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466134517 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wiser < 1466134521 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466134761 0 :MDude!?@? NICK :MDream < 1466134980 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466135101 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1466135968 0 :GOD!~Moon_@tx-76-1-75-254.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466138911 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466139385 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :eep < 1466140081 0 :moon_!4c014bfe@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.75.254 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466141839 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466141916 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat /proc/sys/kernel/random/uuid < 1466141937 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :480374de-d9c2-4f29-b377-463d2fc51552 < 1466141968 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` for i in {1..100}; do [[ $(< /proc/sys/kernel/random/uuid) = ????????-????-4???-[89ab]???-???????????? ]] || echo x; done < 1466141972 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466141979 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :DID YOU KNOW THIS??? < 1466142003 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :know what? < 1466142012 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that some bits are fixed < 1466142057 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO < 1466142074 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :shocking isn't it < 1466142112 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would not use that word... < 1466142121 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :astonishing < 1466142122 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :amazing < 1466142126 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :unbelievable < 1466142130 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION whistles innocently
< 1466142131 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :incredible < 1466142137 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :inconceivable? < 1466142141 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1466142237 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew this. < 1466142331 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universally_unique_identifier#Version_4_.28random.29 < 1466142425 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best part is when someone generates a UUID that uses their MAC address and thereby leaks information about certain iDs being associated with each other. < 1466142514 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I do is to use the MAC address of a device I own that I do not connect to the internet. < 1466142647 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Why not just generate a truly random UUID? < 1466142721 0 :moon_!4c014bfe@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.75.254 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moo < 1466143477 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a possibility of collision, which is reduced if the MAC address is used < 1466143679 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But collision is unlikely. < 1466143687 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are 122 bits in a random UUID. < 1466143786 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish people used something more compact than hexadecimal for long random bitstrings. < 1466144025 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` printf %s%s-%s-4%.3s_%s-%s%s%s\\n $(od -N16 -xAn /dev/urandom) | sed 's/_[0123]/-8/;t;s/_[4567]/-9/;t;s/_[89ab]/-a/;t;s/_[cdef]/-b/' < 1466144034 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aa5f7646-300d-4643-b420-6686a873f057 < 1466144037 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :golf this < 1466144084 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i golf what i want < 1466144090 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you want to golf this < 1466144109 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: well, obviously, 0123 -> 0-3 etc < 1466144117 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh <.< < 1466144122 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION dumb
< 1466144137 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` printf %s%s-%s-4%.3s_%s-%s%s%s\\n $(od -N16 -xAn /dev/urandom) | sed 's/_[0-3]/-8/;t;s/_[4-7]/-9/;t;s/_[89ab]/-a/;t;s/_[c-f]/-b/' < 1466144144 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :74aa2623-2c08-4ff8-b9b3-6673191faa91 < 1466144146 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am quite happy to say that a 1/(2^122-1) chance collision is not one that concerns me. < 1466144195 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: See, that's why we put zzo38 in charge when security is important. < 1466144196 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: [8-b] probably works too < 1466144206 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1466144209 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmh i guess so < 1466144218 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :locale dependent, though it would be technically same for digits as well < 1466144225 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1466144233 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :digits are always consecutive < 1466144266 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: yes, that's guaranteed by C < 1466144270 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1466144286 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I meant that the relative ordering of digits and letters is unspecified < 1466144304 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :And things in the basic charset are locale-invariant on any given implementation as well. < 1466144313 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: EBCDIC? < 1466144322 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: "On any given implementation". < 1466144336 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :An EBCDIC C system cannot have an ASCII locale. < 1466144359 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :But likewise, an ASCII C system cannot have an EBCDIC locale. < 1466144402 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's fine to be unportable as long as it works on HackEgo :P < 1466144518 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: the final s/_[c-f]/-b/ can be s/_./-b/ < 1466144526 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1466144542 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's some serious progress < 1466144834 0 :moon_!4c014bfe@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.75.254 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466144861 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm it is hard to leverage tr < 1466145634 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466146167 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just read the word "Ferret" as if it was french < 1466146235 0 :tromp_!~tromp@rtc35-232.rentec.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466146255 0 :tromp_!~tromp@216.223.243.232 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466146411 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-202-137-143.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466146770 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: ferreous? < 1466146795 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: I read it as "fairey" < 1466146920 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aphasia: "This class of language disorder ranges from having difficulty remembering words to being completely unable to speak, read, or write." < 1466146927 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's pretty broad < 1466147765 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :very amortized < 1466147787 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :amoerjan < 1466147975 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just read about the Mars Climate Orbiter < 1466147980 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What the hell, Lockheed Martin? < 1466147994 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why are you hiring scientific programmers who use /pound seconds/!? < 1466148028 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's right. American programmers ought to use dollar-seconds. < 1466148046 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And given that it's Lockheed Martin, they ought to use quite a few of them. < 1466148049 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The page on Lockheed Martin Space Systems doesn't even mention it < 1466148064 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or mill-milliseconds, so you can avoid floats or fixed-point arithmetic. :D < 1466148097 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :furlong-fortnights? < 1466148126 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would've used gram-saecula personally < 1466148141 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though it would require constant access to all birth and death certificates < 1466149424 0 :astslash!~atslash@broadband-46-188-0-82.2com.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466150036 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1466151015 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.243.148.203 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466151088 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sovereign Citizens: Because stupid people are funny < 1466151132 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hagb4rd < 1466151336 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd is one spacey fellow. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. < 1466151337 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:1811:d22:cc00:c199:60d1:ba4f:1d6b JOIN :#esoteric < 1466151415 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits hagb4rd < 1466151471 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466151661 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466151671 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466152315 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466152328 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoi < 1466152433 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello? < 1466152531 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-; < 1466152573 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Client Quit < 1466153297 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cracked has an article called "The 23 Most Disastrous Fictional Sexual Encounters Possible" < 1466153308 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The cover is Lady from Lady and the Tramp and Clifford the Big Red Dog < 1466153444 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode - < 1466153453 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+002D HYPHEN-MINUS] < 1466153633 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah! Why did I open cracked! < 1466154024 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hint: all list sites are crap. < 1466154148 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, all 5-20-items clickbait lists, anyway. < 1466154183 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers JOIN :#esoteric < 1466154215 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode   < 1466154217 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+1680 OGHAM SPACE MARK] < 1466154354 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ekbymxnsksafjgdg QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1466155178 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :`length   < 1466155187 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: length: not found < 1466155202 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :`len < 1466155207 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 codepoints < 1466155214 0 :xfix!~xfix@unaffiliated/xfix PRIVMSG #esoteric :`len   < 1466155218 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 codepoint \ 3 UTF-8 bytes < 1466155438 0 :ineiros!ineiros@kapsi.fi QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466155445 0 :ineiros!ineiros@kapsi.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1466155480 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-224-30-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92-rdmsoft [XULRunner 35.0.1/20150122214805] < 1466155647 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh come on! just link her up with Faye already! they've both had their apartments burned down, and I think they'd be a good match. and since Brun is a barkeep, she could even work in the Coffee of Doom. < 1466155793 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :??? < 1466155843 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Haneb < 1466155846 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebvention < 1466155850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions (math). He never invents anything involving sex. < 1466155851 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebventions (math) < 1466155854 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, and histograms. < 1466155862 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shouldn't that be "Tanebventions (maths)"? < 1466155905 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It might be better if it was e.g. "tanebventions: math", so pluralization would work automatically. < 1466155983 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`block device < 1466155986 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: block: not found < 1466155990 0 :MDream!~MDude@pa-67-234-67-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466156000 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? block device < 1466156001 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :block device? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466156009 0 :MDream!~MDude@pa-67-234-67-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466156172 0 :prooftechnique_!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466156174 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn block device/Block devices are a concession made in Unix to make raw hard disks and magnetic tape have a similar interface to regular files and terminals. Since magnetic tapes can't write individual bytes, only entire blocks, the interface isn't exactly the same, thus the dreaded dd obs= option was born. < 1466156200 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «block device» < 1466156246 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett QUIT :Quit: No Ping reply in 180 seconds. < 1466156251 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was going to `le/rn block device/A block device is a device such that I/O operations to it can block. < 1466156384 0 :Warrigal!~tswett@192.241.237.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466156422 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.243.148.203 QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1466156445 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hehe, sorry < 1466156452 0 :jix_!~jix@jixco.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466156499 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you were first. < 1466156512 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I don't think your entry is very wisdomy. < 1466156527 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :On the other hand you've been adding so many entries like it that the standard for wisdomy is shifting. < 1466156535 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1466156539 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.243.148.203 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466156568 0 :Melvar`!~melvar@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466156585 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466156586 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466156587 0 :jix!~jix@jixco.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466156679 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.243.148.203 QUIT :Client Quit < 1466156738 0 :incomprehensibly!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vlszgwqcdssaewaz QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1466156859 0 :incomprehensibly!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-safikxuedsbpmnkk JOIN :#esoteric < 1466157008 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :of _course_ she got away with the lantern. :( wondering if aldin and larana are planning a detour. < 1466157122 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/tanebvention{" (math)",": math"} < 1466157129 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: cannot stat `wisdom/tanebvention (math)': No such file or directory < 1466157134 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1466157140 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/tanebvention{"s (math)",": math"} < 1466157144 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466157156 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :er wait < 1466157159 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1466157178 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/tanebvention{,s}": math" < 1466157183 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466157217 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/ [(]math[)/: math/ < 1466157220 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 20: unterminated `s' command < 1466157228 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/ [(]math[)]/: math/ < 1466157231 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/tanebvention//Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions: math. He never invents anything involving sex. < 1466157249 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebventions: math < 1466157250 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, and histograms. < 1466157264 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: the universe should count as mathematical < 1466157284 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1466157289 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stephen Wolfram < 1466157292 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: it's disputed hth < 1466157300 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1466157302 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1466157315 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Stephen Wolfram < 1466157317 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power. Taneb invented him. < 1466157331 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? D-modules < 1466157333 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them. < 1466157340 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the reals < 1466157342 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The reals are an overt complete ordered Brazilian currency invented by Taneb in 1994. < 1466157367 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've forgotten what the overt was for < 1466157432 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157434 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quebec//Attache ta tuque with the spindle; there is around here fret! < 1466157454 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157456 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :latin//LATINA EST SUBLIMISSIMA LINGUA MUNDI < 1466157466 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, quebec//Attache ta tuque with the spindle; there is around here fret! < 1466157466 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: so should it be something like that, does anyone want anything from lieksa? will be attending in the spring < 1466157478 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess b_jonas hasn't shifted it _that_ much yet. < 1466157499 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157501 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :iyam//IYAM is like IANAL, except yam instead of anal. < 1466157509 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat. < 1466157520 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hoag wisdom/iyam < 1466157537 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ learn IYAM is like IANAL, except yam instead of anal. < 1466157572 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :iyam, what iyam. < 1466157593 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157639 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if HackEgo gets clogged when used too much
< 1466157656 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i think everything in this channel gets clogged hth < 1466157658 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'The Internet gets a bad rap for being the refuge of the socially maladjusted and sexually deviant (wait, can something still be considered a "bad rap" if it's true?).' < 1466157672 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i knew you were going to say that. < 1466157680 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Do you know any good Tanebventions? Feel free to add them to the list. < 1466157692 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466157698 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: so did i hth < 1466157700 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157703 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​?//? is wisdom < 1466157704 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's self-serve. < 1466157707 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: fancy < 1466157714 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157717 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh//See yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. < 1466157726 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebvention < 1466157728 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions: math. He never invents anything involving sex. < 1466157738 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? taneb < 1466157740 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, cube root of eight genders, and voluminous but calm eyebrows. (See also: tanebventions) < 1466157768 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/G/self-serve frozen yogurt, G/ < 1466157779 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ok 5 wisdoms and none were excessively b_jonased. < 1466157788 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: that's just luck < 1466157810 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They weren't in a row so it didn't count. < 1466157812 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157812 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157812 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157813 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157815 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: yes. we'll get you some time. < 1466157815 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466157828 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: huh? they were intended to be in a row. < 1466157848 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, if that doesn't count then it doesn't count if any of yours time out >:P < 1466157870 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(just as a lesson to people who throw up 5 commands at once) < 1466157879 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 commands at once used to be the gold standard. < 1466157908 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hm we need fizzie to do statistics. < 1466157926 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presumably anyone can do statistics. < 1466157939 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just need the repository, right? < 1466157947 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O KAY < 1466157948 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or did you want log statistics? < 1466157957 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :logs, i guess. < 1466157967 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not like `quote shows up in the repository < 1466157971 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466157997 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466157998 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :grue//grue is the colour of the trees and the ocean < 1466157999 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren//oren is a Canadian esolanger who would like to obliterate time zones so that he can talk to his father who lives in the same house. He'll orobablu get the hang of toycj tuping soon. He also has a rabid hatred of the two-storey lowercase a. < 1466157999 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :forty//forty means "in a fort-like manner" < 1466158022 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think any of those are excessively b_jonased either. < 1466158076 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wisdom < 1466158078 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1466158091 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I kind of want to make a wisdom entry with a newline in its name. < 1466158121 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess you need some of those -0 options, then. < 1466158179 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: but those are only three, not five < 1466158216 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` while true; do F="$(find wisdom -type f | shuf -n1)"; C="$(culprits "$F")"; [[ $C == *b_jonas* ]] || continue; (echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//"; cat "$F") | rnooodl; break; done < 1466158237 0 :Froo!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466158239 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466158249 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466158311 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/wisdom//s/type f/type f -print0/;s/shuf/shuf -z/ < 1466158337 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sheesh < 1466158345 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Won't that leave the zero in the shuf output? < 1466158365 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know < 1466158373 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently yes. < 1466158391 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, that'll have a funny failure mode. < 1466158398 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/wisdom//F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1466158399 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just won't show the //? < 1466158492 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466158494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shavention//shaventions include: before/lastfiles, culprits, hog/hogue, le//rn, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1. Taneb invented them. < 1466158506 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that worked. < 1466158518 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :suspicious < 1466158520 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466158524 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466158529 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :terminal symbol//A terminal symbol is a terminal condition that makes your parser die eventually. Consult your linguist for medical advice. < 1466158560 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo -ne 'a\0b\0' | shuf -z -n1 | xxd < 1466158565 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000000000: 6200 b. < 1466158568 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: try six consecutive ones such that they actually output a wisdom, not "No output." < 1466158591 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run F="$(echo -ne 'a\0b\0' | shuf -z -n1 | xxd)"; echo -n "${F}x" | xxd < 1466158593 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0000000: 3030 3030 3030 303a 2036 3230 3020 2020 0000000: 6200 \ 0000010: 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 \ 0000020: 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 2020 \ 0000030: 2020 622e 78 b.x < 1466158593 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1466158597 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run F="$(echo -ne 'a\0b\0' | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F}x" | xxd < 1466158598 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0000000: 6278 bx < 1466158607 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1466158622 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A bash variable can't contain a \0? Or maybe it can but it's removed at expansion. < 1466158710 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it accidentally gets fixed < 1466158732 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` bash bin/wisdom < 1466158734 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :vi//vi is in a relationship with emacs. < 1466158780 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1466158793 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :My loop didn't work because culprits depingifies nicks. < 1466158848 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, you're changing bin/wisdom ? < 1466158852 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :be VERY careful with that < 1466158860 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an important command < 1466158878 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: it should be backwards compatible hth < 1466158889 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? is the important command. < 1466158913 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in, there are no wisdoms yet that show the difference afaik < 1466158938 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And now that you've fixed the command, there might never be. < 1466158946 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sure, but be careful not to introduce a bug < 1466158967 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tested it afterwards didn't i hth < 1466159002 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact you can say i _removed_ a bug for filenames with newlines in them. < 1466159010 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you introduced a negative bug < 1466159020 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you were supposed to leave the bug count unchanged hth < 1466159023 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466159024 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1466159030 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :snap//Snap is a simple web development framework for unix systems, written in the Haskell programming language. Snap has a high level of test coverage and is well-documented. < 1466159031 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466159033 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​øl//Øl, øl og mere øl. < 1466159034 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466159035 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :category//A category is an enriched category where the enriching category is the category of classes. < 1466159036 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466159037 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :4chan//4chan is twice as loud as stereo. < 1466159039 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466159041 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :war//A lot more young people have gone off to fight in this war than I would have, at that age. < 1466159045 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh that first one is b_jonased. < 1466159055 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1466159057 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's Caled. < 1466159058 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't do that one < 1466159061 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/snap < 1466159064 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: same thing < 1466159065 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale < 1466159085 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1466159164 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` i=0; find wisdom -type f | shuf | while read F; do i=$((i+1)); if hoag "$F" | grep -q b_jonas; then (echo -n "$i:${F#wisdom/}//"; cat "$F") | rnooodl; break; fi; done < 1466159179 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :5:rhenium//Rhenium is a precious metal. It can be found nowhere in Earth because the Enemy has used up all of it for forging the One Ring. < 1466159191 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 attempts to find a b_jonas wisdom < 1466159194 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` i=0; find wisdom -type f | shuf | while read F; do i=$((i+1)); if hoag "$F" | grep -q b_jonas; then (echo -n "$i:${F#wisdom/}//"; cat "$F") | rnooodl; break; fi; done < 1466159208 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :6:post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze//Post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze is the genre of the Autobahn album "Nagelbett" according to http://thedailywtf.com/articles/Yo-Ho%2c-Yo-Ho%2c-A-Pirates-Life-for-Lee . < 1466159222 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx tmp/tmp_jonas//i=0; find wisdom -type f | shuf | while read F; do i=$((i+1)); if hoag "$F" | grep -q b_jonas; then echo -n "$i:${F#wisdom/}//"; cat "$F"; break; fi; done | rnooodl < 1466159223 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159228 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp_jonas < 1466159229 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: tmp_jonas: not found < 1466159235 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159243 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2:taiwan//Taiwan is a country of which the United Nations denies the existence, just like Macedonia is. < 1466159247 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159251 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2:we//We are the champions. < 1466159273 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159299 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :9:virgil//Virgil is a prayer at dawn, as well as an ancient Italian poet who led Dante to hell so they can ask the blind transgendered seer Anchises stupid politics questions concerning contemporary noble families. < 1466159306 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159329 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still think he mistyped Vigil < 1466159339 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466159373 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose most of b_jonas's wisdoms aren't excessively b_jonased either < 1466159376 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159395 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would be nice if you could handle timeout by printing some debugging information. < 1466159404 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14:at//At is a daemon for procrastinating commands. < 1466159420 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I'll make a timeout wrapper that times out after 29 seconds and prints something if a timeout happens. < 1466159423 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can append ; echo Nope hth < 1466159427 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or sends a signal! < 1466159433 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Sure, but in this case I want to print the value of i. < 1466159439 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmp/tmp_jonas < 1466159443 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1:ioccclist//iocccclist is update notification for when a new year of the International Obfuscated Contest is announced, or the winners for a year is announced, or the source codes of winners are released. http://www.ioccccccc.org/#news < 1466159806 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's with the cs... < 1466159810 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/rnoodle < 1466159811 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: bin/rnoodle: No such file or directory < 1466159819 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/rnooodl < 1466159820 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl -pe 's/([^wW\W])\1\1/"@{[$1 x(3+rand 7)]}"/ge' < 1466159829 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1466159844 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: would that work? the timeout is because the virtual file system is inaccessible, in which case your wrapper won't work either < 1466159856 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it? < 1466159873 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In that case I don't know. < 1466159873 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I think the multiple c wasn't me < 1466159881 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? iocccclist < 1466159883 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :iocccclist? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466159887 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ioccclist < 1466159888 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ioccccccclist is update notification for when a new year of the International Obfuscated Contest is announced, or the winners for a year is announced, or the source codes of winners are released. http://www.iocccc.org/#news < 1466159892 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i s/Con/C Code Con/ wisdom/ioccclist < 1466159894 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 7: unterminated `s' command < 1466159903 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/Con/C Code Con/' wisdom/ioccclist < 1466159907 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466159910 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh! that reminds me < 1466159920 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? =@cc < 1466159921 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​=@cc? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466159928 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To Kill a Mockingjay" < 1466159932 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have fun with your ruined childhood < 1466159939 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have to add this one, and this one will be b_jonased < 1466159939 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: the rnooodl output filter does it < 1466159956 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I see < 1466160000 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I'm slightly annoyed that it breaks the link. < 1466160024 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? =@ccc < 1466160026 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​=@ccc? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466160039 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo СССР < 1466160040 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(with probebility 0.857142...) < 1466160041 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​СССР < 1466160042 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo СССР < 1466160043 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​СССР < 1466160051 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What a shame. < 1466160054 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo CCCP < 1466160055 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CCCCCP < 1466160061 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1466160062 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I can do that. < 1466160075 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :at what layer is that filter? and WHY? < 1466160077 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's annoying < 1466160114 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The filter is everywhere. < 1466160126 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can bloerjan for that one. < 1466160132 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: you are a bad person < 1466160161 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: What? I wanted to see if it was bytes or code points. < 1466160162 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fri, 18 Mar 2016 04:10:07 +0000 ` sed -i \'4s/$/ | rnooodl/\' \'bin/`\' < 1466160171 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that. < 1466160188 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html which documents it, and http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 which uses it. < 1466160190 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «=@ccc» < 1466160195 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? =@ccc < 1466160197 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html which documents it, and http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 which use < 1466160198 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that too long? < 1466160220 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html , http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 . < 1466160223 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «=@ccc» < 1466160226 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? =@ccc < 1466160229 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​=@ccccccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html , http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 . < 1466160239 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO! it's exactly three c < 1466160248 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :they stand for condition, code, carry respectively < 1466160251 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn < 1466160254 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that filter is VERY annoying < 1466160255 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously < 1466160258 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :turn it off < 1466160264 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ask oerjan about that. < 1466160280 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the filter, especially when it comes as a surprise. < 1466160284 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: turn that filter off! < 1466160294 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: put it to some lower level, like at `wisdom only or something < 1466160300 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, higher level < 1466160302 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wisdom < 1466160303 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1466160337 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sues shachaf for libel
< 1466160354 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1466160360 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/rnooodl < 1466160361 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: You're the one who replaced the noooodl filter with the (.)\1\1 filter. < 1466160364 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl -pe 's/([^wW\W])\1\1/"@{[$1 x(3+rand 7)]}"/ge' < 1466160368 0 :atslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466160499 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hg cat -r bin/rnooodl < 1466160503 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hg cat: invalid arguments \ hg cat [OPTION]... FILE... \ \ output the current or given revision of files \ \ options: \ \ -o --output FORMAT print output to file with formatted name \ -r --rev REV print the given revision \ --decode apply any matching decode filter \ -I --include PATTERN [+] include names ma < 1466160511 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm -r bin/SAVEDAT < 1466160513 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466160520 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hg cat -r 5060d5af0b98 bin/rnooodl < 1466160526 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl -pe 's/([Nn])oooodl/"$1@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge' < 1466160536 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hg cat -r 5060d5af0b98 bin/rnooodl >bin/rnooodl < 1466160545 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466160556 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: :'( < 1466160559 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ioccc < 1466160561 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The IOCCC is the Industrial Ordovician COBOL Conference Circuit. Not to be confused with OIC. See also ioccclist. < 1466160566 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ioccclist < 1466160567 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ioccclist is update notification for when a new year of the International Obfuscated C Code Contest is announced, or the winners for a year is announced, or the source codes of winners are released. http://www.ioccc.org/#news < 1466160570 0 :astslash!~atslash@broadband-46-188-0-82.2com.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1466160605 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BLAMING ME hth < 1466160617 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: TDNH < 1466160633 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? OIC < 1466160635 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OIC, OIC means Oh I see. < 1466160642 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :... okay < 1466160681 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :` < 1466160682 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop taking everything literally! < 1466160694 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oiccc < 1466160695 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oiccc? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466160734 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The OIC code contest must be a contest for especially clear code. < 1466160854 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously incorrect code < 1466160973 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's especially clear that it's incorrect < 1466161020 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :IICCC < 1466161025 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/SAVEDAT < 1466161031 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e moon_ < 1466161057 0 :hppavilion[2]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466161074 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hoag bin/SAVEDAT < 1466161077 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ ` rm -r bin/SAVEDAT \ mk bin/SAVEDAT/combineSAVE// < 1466161128 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1466161225 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I,I CCC < 1466161233 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lies < 1466161236 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lies are even easier than monoids. They form groups, known as Lie groups. < 1466161263 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: "The OIC code contest must be a contest for especially clear code." => we have one of those: http://www.underhanded-c.org/ < 1466161508 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`./!\.´ < 1466161509 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :emergency signal toggled < 1466161569 0 :ski!~ski@remote11.chalmers.se QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1466162169 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466162265 0 :Froo!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1466162286 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466162325 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466162374 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466162415 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1466162439 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan < 1466162557 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466162565 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh, people filing bug reports without context < 1466162689 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: it doesn't work! < 1466162704 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1466164409 0 :Alcest!~alcest@69.64.40.177 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466164614 0 :atslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1466164645 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1466165290 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: WATERED CHICKEN < 1466165663 0 :disMyHooman!~disMyHoom@61.100.203.178 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466165718 0 :disMyHooman!~disMyHoom@61.100.203.178 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can chat? < 1466165725 0 :disMyHooman!?@? NICK :sssSSS < 1466165755 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:40d0:4f6b:6ad1:7b4 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466166458 0 :sssSSS!~disMyHoom@61.100.203.178 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1466167907 0 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466168077 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1466168301 0 :astslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466168492 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1466168812 0 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466169000 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466170735 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1466171380 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466172726 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466172727 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466172766 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sugar//Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime an < 1466172766 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :false//false is a very old stack-based language. For an authentic experience, run it on an Amiga. It's also not true. < 1466172785 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah! that first one is mine < 1466172787 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466172788 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466172791 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466172814 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :orodruin//The Orodruin is a mountain heated by earth spirits. Sauron moved to Mordor because boiling water for his morning tea with the fires of the Orodruin was so convenient. < 1466172822 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fabric of reality//The fabric of reality is *not* plaid corduroy, no matter what evil tongues say. < 1466172823 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvd//nvd is what Taneb calls himself when he wants to feel professional. < 1466172827 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait wait < 1466172833 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 1040 < 1466172834 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 1040: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti b_jonas < 1466173175 0 :iaglium!~i@c-73-224-87-206.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466174326 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466174631 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does this count as esoteric? https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/movfuscator < 1466174790 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466176124 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466176175 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: yes < 1466177801 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-250-58.xtpr.umontreal.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1466177963 0 :astslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1466179288 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1466180955 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pvttonzzlcvqlsns JOIN :#esoteric < 1466181312 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466183116 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:12Me2114]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=47228 5* 0312Me21 5* (+204) 10Created page with "'''*typing in chat*''' ''ok here's my variation of that language:'' ''L = move left one'' '''*accidentally presses enter*''' ''oops'' '''new language "L"''' '''commands..." < 1466183547 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? xerxes < 1466183558 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :xerxes? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466183570 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` echo wisdom/*[xXqQ]*[xXqQ]* < 1466183572 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR wisdom/xkcq < 1466183580 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183582 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466183586 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? xkcq < 1466183586 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1466183588 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​"xkcq" is worth 8 more points than "xkcd" in Scrabble, or a whopping 30 more if both are played optimally on a triple word score. Nyahhh. < 1466183602 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c100:63f1:683a:4914:244c:5cea JOIN :#esoteric < 1466183626 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` head wisdom/X* < 1466183627 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who told you this? < 1466183633 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` head wisdom/XQ* < 1466183634 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who told you this? < 1466183639 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1466183643 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` /bin/head wisdom/XQ* < 1466183645 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: /bin/head: No such file or directory < 1466183648 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` /usr/bin/head wisdom/XQ* < 1466183650 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who told you this? < 1466183659 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` /bin/echo wisdom/XQ* < 1466183661 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183674 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` /bin/ls -dl wisdom/XQ* < 1466183676 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 19 Dec 9 2015 wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183699 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` /bin/ls -dl wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183699 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 19 Dec 9 2015 wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183703 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183704 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466183707 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR < 1466183708 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466183713 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1466183723 0 :nirutus!~sroot@105.231.227.210 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466183744 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, why does ? not find that entry? < 1466184431 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:40d0:4f6b:6ad1:7b4 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466184831 0 :MoonyTheDwarf!~Moon_@tx-76-1-75-254.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466184840 0 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1466184870 0 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466184900 0 :MoonyTheDwarf!~Moon_@tx-76-1-75-254.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good morning < 1466185363 0 :MoonyTheDwarf!?@? NICK :moon_ < 1466187029 0 :astslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466188326 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers JOIN :#esoteric < 1466188767 0 :astslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1466189674 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloon < 1466189739 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia < 1466189757 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :bon_journas < 1466189803 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you screwing up wisdom again < 1466189851 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: what? oerjan just found that I haven't screwed up them much yet < 1466189858 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but anyway, yes < 1466189867 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if wisdom/=@ccc counts as screwed up < 1466189877 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it does < 1466189903 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1466189903 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? one ring < 1466189917 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them < 1466189944 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? keyboard < 1466189947 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :keyboard? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466189947 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? keyboar < 1466189949 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :keyboar? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466189965 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 6 < 1466189966 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :6? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466189977 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If one bell rings in the Tower of Bray, / Ding, dong, your true love will stay, / Ding, dong, one bell today, / In the Tower of Bray, / Ding, dong < 1466189978 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` ls -ld bin/[0-9] < 1466189980 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 16 Jun 3 19:23 bin/1 \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 40 Jun 4 09:41 bin/5 < 1466189998 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Aw, that's kind of disappointing. < 1466190006 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does 5 do? < 1466190016 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: sorry, I already added an entry for "if" yet < 1466190016 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If nooodl hadn't been modified it would've shown 500000 < 1466190022 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 5 < 1466190024 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 < 1466190034 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :5? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466190040 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:228) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. \ 1143) I am NOT in the mood for binomial expansion \ 1078) Even if the people who made that program is a murdere < 1466190044 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah! I see < 1466190058 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466190061 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :group//groups are just loops with the property of associativity < 1466190063 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1466190064 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :848) so up is down too < 1466190071 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`spam < 1466190073 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2:r, the program itself isn't a murderer so that doesn't make it wrong \ 374) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started \ 1229) cpressey, Agda is a function that maps cabal install to an electric heater \ < 1466190075 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I'm ever in the mood for binomial expansion < 1466190092 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, are you in the mood for binomial expansion? < 1466190093 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: i thought javas were the ones who have the nerve to use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/ new/ scheme < 1466190104 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do you mean jawas? < 1466190105 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: but being in teh skene is trendy anyway.) in this area says that you stick .edwin in your dir". < 1466190110 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: how about binomial expungion hth < 1466190111 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: so true < 1466190111 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 1. the item in the stream. k transfers control back to for-each to do another iteration. local fnord < 1466190117 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, I've never tried it < 1466190120 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c100:63f1:683a:4914:244c:5cea QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466190124 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bessell function < 1466190125 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bessell function? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466190138 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you `? wisdom entries that you're pretty sure don't exist? < 1466190144 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And not just one but a whole bunch in a row. < 1466190151 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there any math vore fetishers who watch binomial expansion porn? < 1466190159 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-202-137-143.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466190161 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I want to add one for bessell function, or the correct spelling for it < 1466190192 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :(x+y)^n=( x + y ) ^n < 1466190206 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that related to the Besselheim plate? < 1466190217 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: that's horrible < 1466190222 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bessel function < 1466190223 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bessel function? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466190284 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :are the bessel functions useful for handwaving? < 1466190297 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn bessel function/Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0. < 1466190302 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «bessel function» < 1466190335 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bessel functions < 1466190336 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0. < 1466190415 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in what language? < 1466190430 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: C. They're in gnu libc as several functions with easy to clash names, a sad decision but we can't change the abi now. < 1466190433 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-202-137-143.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1466190543 0 :Melvar`!?@? NICK :Melvar < 1466190555 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: You may have to #include (possibly indirectly) or similar to have them defined. < 1466190573 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/defined/declared/ < 1466190595 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just wondered since it isn't mentioned in the wisdom < 1466190634 0 :moon_!~Moon_@tx-76-1-75-254.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466190713 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :you make it sound like glibc invented those names < 1466190717 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think my brother said that they invented a new pokemon that cannot wake up (and is also unaffected by any non-sleep status)? Therefore the only attack that can be use is the one that can be use only while sleeping. < 1466190746 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( vivid dreams... ) < 1466190784 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qdpxobhlebsconvy JOIN :#esoteric < 1466191198 0 :nirutus!~sroot@105.231.227.210 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1466191231 0 :nirutus!~sroot@105.230.93.8 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466191664 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466192027 0 :nirutus!~sroot@105.230.93.8 QUIT :Quit: Ex-Chat < 1466192855 0 :dnm!~dnm@98.203.141.49 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466194182 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466196064 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38 they already have snorlax < 1466196104 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :snorlax was one of the only competitive pokemon back in the day < 1466196332 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least in the first game, I don't think Snorlax was incapable of waking up? < 1466196362 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :typical usage was : rest, sleeptalk, body slam, psychic < 1466196406 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(There is a card Snorlax that is immune to all status conditions including sleeping, but if that power is somehow suppressed and it falls asleep, it can be affected by other conditions too until they are recovered and the power is no longer suppressed.) < 1466196548 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: But if you are not allowed to have two same pokemons then you need another one as well? < 1466196679 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in my middle school we would use only the following pokemon essentially < 1466196853 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mewtwo alakazam dragonite snorlax gengar and the legendary birds < 1466196910 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, that look like eight in total < 1466196965 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this was because a mewtwo or alakzam kills almost anything quickly with psychic < 1466197210 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dragonite and snorlax have broken enough stats to compensate < 1466197239 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :gengar to counter snorlax < 1466197261 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :articuno to counter dragonite < 1466197268 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466197270 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466197272 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466197272 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466197273 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1466197308 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lettuce// < 1466197340 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gnimmargorp//"Gnimmargorp" er algeng stafsetningarvilla af "grimmargorp". < 1466197340 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :caps lock//CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TIRED OLD MEMES < 1466197342 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cake//The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. < 1466197345 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466197469 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :however mewtwo has the delicuously broken ability to learn fire blast solarbeam and blizzard < 1466197493 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the starters are totallt screwed < 1466197517 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think some people have decided to make a limit of levels of Mewtwo that is allowed < 1466197567 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :_Spider and Web_ is TG < 1466197595 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tg < 1466197598 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TG is short for Turing-Gödel, the highest possible level of difficulty for a multiplayer game. At this level, it's undecidable whether you can manage to halt before losing or not. < 1466197623 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :no room for "terribly goofy" < 1466197626 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh and thunder mewtwo can learn thunder... great... < 1466197672 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Did you play _Spider and Web_? < 1466197684 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1466197705 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Bubble Pop 5* 10New user account < 1466197731 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Spider And Web is not a game about a vacation." < 1466197740 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: is that the right track? < 1466197744 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that one. < 1466197771 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I may have done once. < 1466197802 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: It's not that long. You should play it. < 1466197830 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I don't understand is why there are two rooms named "Corridor Boundary". < 1466197844 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Took me a long time to figure out what was going on there. < 1466198024 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :x works. yay. < 1466198113 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Games where x doesn't work are so annoying. < 1466198204 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg i just realized mewtwo is basically a black mage < 1466198256 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :firaga blizzaga thundaga < 1466198270 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"undo" also works. < 1466198281 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you can only undo once. < 1466198518 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, the inventory got quite full now' < 1466198529 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Z-machine can only use one undo buffer; ISAVE records the current state of addressable RAM, stack, locals, program counter, into this buffer, and IRESTORE restores it. < 1466198731 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And only if the undo bit is set in the header. If not set, undo buffers might not be allocatable. It is possible that some implementations might support undo only if PURBOT and/or ENDLOD are low enough.) < 1466198833 0 :MDream!~MDude@pa-67-234-67-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466198942 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. could be fun... later < 1466199741 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time int-e < 1466199741 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for int-e is Fri Jun 17 22:42:21 2016 < 1466199824 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time myname < 1466199827 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for myname is Fri Jun 17 22:43:45 2016 < 1466199839 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, pretty useless imho < 1466199931 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: There's a pretty good puzzle in the game later on. < 1466200069 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is true, yes. < 1466200098 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Are you thinking of the one I'm thinking of? < 1466200380 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How should I know? < 1466200423 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could say something that doesn't give spoilers but would still confirm that we're thinking of the same thing. < 1466200584 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zero-knowledge proofs! < 1466200767 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466201140 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about privmsg < 1466201163 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too easy. < 1466201349 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the difference between concede and surrender? < 1466201416 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: The chance of collision is of course the square root of the number you said. < 1466201438 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, not the square root. But related to it. < 1466201953 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Still not concerned. :) < 1466201976 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 122/2 < 1466201978 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 61.0 < 1466201994 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know the bitcoin network does that many hashes every few seconds? < 1466202031 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> logBase 2 1432701138.46e9 < 1466202033 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 60.31344340268831 < 1466202034 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so few? < 1466202083 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Really, it does 2^61 hashes every few seconds? < 1466202094 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to http://blockchain.info/stats < 1466202112 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if hash rate is measuring single SHA-256 or double SHA-256. < 1466202142 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, note that you're talking the birthday paradox odds: the odds that there *exists* a collision, not that there is a collision with your particular random UUID. < 1466202173 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1466202191 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But presumably zzo38 is worried about other people's collisions too. < 1466202244 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://blockchain.info/charts/hash-rate?showDataPoints=false&show_header=true&daysAverageString=1×pan=all&scale=1&address= < 1466202247 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good graph < 1466202582 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why can't the select() system call to support absolute timers? And why do implementations other than Linux not tell you how much time is remaining, but Linux does? < 1466202582 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers QUIT :Quit: bye http://i.imgur.com/nkzOWAv.jpg < 1466202852 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I think the major reason is that select is considered deprecated. < 1466202906 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(though, poll is not exactly a replacement for that particular usage) < 1466203035 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a better way to wait for a file descriptor from a set with a timeout based on an absolute timer? Also sometimes you might want a relative timer anyways. If you can open a file descriptor that has a timer on it (either internally or by a separate program or thread that writes to one end of the pipe once the specified time is reached) then it can also be done absolute timer. < 1466203045 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers JOIN :#esoteric < 1466203153 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hezzo < 1466203180 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is timerfd_create I will read it to figure out what that does. < 1466203226 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, it says it is Linux-specific. < 1466203544 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? associativity < 1466203547 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :associativity? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466203614 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn associativity h(th) = (ht)h < 1466203616 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466203618 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1466203625 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn associativity/h(th) = (ht)h < 1466203630 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «associativity» < 1466203688 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: is this some sort of adjunction or section/retraction thing < 1466203701 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps hth = h, tht = t < 1466203712 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1466203715 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:1811:d22:cc00:c199:60d1:ba4f:1d6b QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1466203740 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Also I'm surprised you picked up "slashlearn" of all things. < 1466203794 0 :Cale!~Cale@CPEc8d3a35c2cdd-CM0c473de9d680.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I went back in my scrollback and found someone recording a wisdom < 1466203844 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, b_jonas. < 1466204665 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ngevd < 1466204670 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :4®Øy9®5 ¥"̑Í^è#‚M.)>JCÛ]øQ¥Nwº´ðrr¨vÃY”Ùr=W§qò»[qêà§þ‘ì´óÙ»ÚRöµ¢JGê‘57¿\>z•0\ð؛À XÕ,[æàêH¸Ã—ULÍwä^_jnOŠ{zKÀQ)ÛBŸGqhL—Q¤{˜ÁÑÛ¹™ö1”¹Sà½Q\¦‰dµ¡`¥° < 1466204892 0 :spockers!~spockers@unaffiliated/spockers QUIT :Quit: bye http://i.imgur.com/nkzOWAv.jpg < 1466205224 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466205552 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How to do properly like select but with absolute timer? < 1466205772 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably your best bet is to use threads and cancellation: spawn one thread that will select, and return the results of the select. Spawn another thread that will wait for your timer, and then cancel the thread. Join the select thread, if it wasn't PTHREAD_CANCELLED record the time. Cancel and join the timer thread. < 1466205781 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is nasty as hell, but I think it'll work? < 1466205804 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I firmly hope there's a better way of doing it. < 1466205807 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :just use signals hth < 1466205850 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also, this will have race conditions on glibc, because glibc thread cancellation has race conditions in violation of the spec. :() < 1466205862 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@wn glib < 1466205865 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "glib" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" < 1466205865 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :glib < 1466205865 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : adj 1: marked by lack of intellectual depth; "glib < 1466205865 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : generalizations"; "a glib response to a complex question" < 1466205865 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2: having only superficial plausibility; "glib promises"; "a < 1466205867 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :[4 @more lines] < 1466205873 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did you expect hth < 1466205926 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they're fixing it, at least. < 1466207203 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-250-58.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Quit: :qa!