< 1472947202 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1472947203 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But he may be reluctant. < 1472947208 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Bay Area is expensive as shit when most possible employers see lack of degree and stop talking to you. < 1472947222 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Is that actually true? < 1472947232 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :That at least *appears* to be the case. < 1472947235 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even with Google experience? < 1472947263 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't say for sure because I don't know for sure why I've had so much trouble, but that's what I'm inferring. < 1472947276 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What approach have you been using? < 1472947292 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: maybe try that list, and we can see how much it helps. < 1472947333 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finding people, sending resumes, along with talking to recruiters, etc. Mostly I've been getting interviews that seem to go well and then get turned down. < 1472947371 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Often shortly after they ask about details of my college education. < 1472947418 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1472947420 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, granted I don't know for sure that's what's doing it, but... it sure seems to be the case. < 1472947548 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I will try to see if there's a reasonably low-effort way to do it with the setup we have. As for the emergency shutdown, I'm not sure how to implement that. I know there's a bunch of relatively stable and well-supported/updated access control style extensions that could maybe be retrofitted to do it. < 1472947732 0 :Robdgreat!~rob@unaffiliated/robdgreat QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1472947758 0 :Robdgreat!~rob@unaffiliated/robdgreat JOIN :#esoteric < 1472947836 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, yeah. Regardless, not too bad a time for me to finish up my degree. < 1472948051 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 oh wait, Ps4Star didn't actually introduce emself. hm... < 1472948051 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1472948115 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw their account creation, and went to have a look at the abusefilter log, but it hadn't triggered yet at that time. < 1472948130 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User talk:Ps4star14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49686&oldid=49685 5* 03Oerjan 5* (+77) 10Oops I misread what happened a bit. < 1472948165 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1472948575 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION feels less alone < 1472948604 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: helloerjan < 1472948616 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :got any good puns for me today? < 1472948652 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shellochaf. < 1472948699 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :surprisingly, i'm out. < 1472948729 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I was hoping that would be followed by "quit: oerjan" < 1472948834 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1472948843 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would have been a good pun. < 1472948849 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't actually want you to quit. < 1472948870 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shocking < 1472948896 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's a good way to render directed graphs semi-interactively? < 1472948911 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably in JavaScript, because that's where everything is nowadays. < 1472948919 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to render sorting algorithms as discussed in this channel a few days ago. < 1472949101 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1472949221 0 :Zarutian_!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian_ < 1472949785 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-oculicthttrcsria JOIN :#esoteric < 1472952293 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Fizzie14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49687&oldid=48912 5* 03Fizzie 5* (+0) 10Post-upgrade edit test for 1.27.1. < 1472952311 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That doesn't help at all with the spam, but was all I could manage to actually get done. < 1472952622 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1472953033 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/abusefilter14]]4 modify10 02 5* 03Ais523 5* 10modified [[02Special:AbuseFilter/910]] ([[Special:AbuseFilter/history/9/diff/prev/54]]) < 1472953497 0 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pjjpphrtkzluaurw QUIT :Excess Flood < 1472953533 0 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dwdwfqfllnkkshmz JOIN :#esoteric < 1472955225 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1472955392 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose that change might help a little, although it won't help those people who get put off altogether. < 1472957639 0 :carado!~carado@2a01:e34:ec1e:2390:8341:b3f5:2d6:41fa QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1472959901 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1472960951 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1472961630 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( I wish I could put Python scripts on my router. Maybe I'll have to figure out a way to do that someday < 1472962256 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i can help. < 1472962379 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: hm? < 1472962477 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you read that book about the scottish cryptid hunters mauled by the asbestos-furred beast against which their fire defense was useless? < 1472962509 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1472962525 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION starts realizing _what_ quintopia is helping with... < 1472962529 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Unlightable Bear-Being of Ness? < 1472962596 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i *think* spoonerisms count as puns still) < 1472962796 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe. it's a bit of knife-edge. < 1472962802 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*of a < 1472962824 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :why must muphry's law apply to puns < 1472962929 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :or discussions thereof < 1472962966 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1472963015 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i really like that one tho. dunno if it would make any sense in norway tho < 1472963025 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so maybe you cant use < 1472963127 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the book is called "Tilværelsens uutholdelige letthet" in norwegian. it might need a bit of rethinking... < 1472963189 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1472963242 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only animal in there is "vær" which means ram. < 1472963286 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :give up. even you cannot surmount it. < 1472963301 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shocking < 1472963365 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so what have i missed? < 1472963436 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :some linguistic porthellos, oren's irc script calculator... < 1472963451 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode snowflake < 1472963455 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​❄ < 1472963468 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄calc 2+2 < 1472963468 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ nonextant cmd. < 1472963472 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1472963484 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄help < 1472963484 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ nonextant cmd. < 1472963488 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spoonerism*alliteration = 0 < 1472963515 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄ocal 2+2 < 1472963515 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ < 1472963519 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄ocal 2+2p < 1472963519 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ 2 < 1472963522 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1472963527 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄ocal 2 2+p < 1472963528 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ 4 < 1472963532 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there you go. < 1472963539 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is ❄ doing now? < 1472963542 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait < 1472963544 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄ hi < 1472963544 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ nonextant cmd. < 1472963547 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1472963551 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: What client are you using? < 1472963564 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :irssi < 1472963566 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1472963579 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(/ctcp \oren\ VERSION) < 1472963612 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there were some other commands too, which i've forgotten. < 1472963635 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sad i missed todays porthellos. what were they? < 1472963643 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh not today < 1472963658 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was assuming you'd been gone for a while. < 1472963669 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but boily hasn't been on yet. < 1472963701 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes < 1472963707 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yesterday though it was... maadwoerjan iirc < 1472963724 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :a language i'd never heard of. < 1472963726 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are porthellos being standardized now? < 1472963739 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: not particularly. < 1472963776 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in our ever-ongoing quest to think of new ones, boily and i started looking up other languages < 1472963820 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which we have to guess < 1472964695 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAAAAAAAAA < 1472964725 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have too many spacecraft doing stuff at once < 1472964793 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :any space junk creating collisions < 1472964921 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, but several things have mysteriously exploded < 1472964975 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1472964991 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no casualties so far, but there's like 13 tourists on various spacecraft so it's only a matter of time < 1472965050 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :13 tourists is bad luck < 1472965340 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah counted them. 13 tourists, on four different tour craft... < 1472965720 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I can land this craft successfully, there will only be nine < 1472965839 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( And then there were nine ) < 1472965892 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: also if unsuccessfully hth < 1472966249 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Bah! Everyone knows that if you HAVE to have 13 people in separate groups you should at least divide them evenly among the groups or the luck becomes 13x worse! < 1472966572 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1472966868 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1472967145 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :a prime suggestion if i ever saw one. < 1472968021 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-174-100-169-144.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1472968211 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you explain this question? "If I have a Ouija board in my house, but I only use it at other properties, will my house still be whatever you people say it truly is?" < 1472968541 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you should ask in the other kind of #esoteric hth < 1472968672 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :my hunch is, though, that it relates to some superstition about divination affecting houses where they are performed, but i have not heard that so i don't even know if it's supposed to be good or bad < 1472968700 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that might very well depend on who you ask. i'd expect christians to think it's bad and new agers to think it's good... < 1472968786 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the former because divination might be seen as magic or devil worship) < 1472968840 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the question presumably asks whether whatever the effect is happens even if the ouija board is only stored in the house. < 1472968988 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The question was posted on an article about a kind of ouija board in QWERTY order, and mentioning ideomotor effect, and that you might use a computer on-screen keyboard with hover mode. The people who wrote this article are not occult.) < 1472969052 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Landing sucessful! nothing exploded < 1472969075 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ic. i think the questioner may have been confused by the article and thought it _was_ about something occult, then. < 1472969253 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we got almost a million funds from these tourists for bringing them home from the Mun safely < 1472969314 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or perhaps there was a different comment that was, and which it was responding to. < 1472969347 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: money from munatics < 1472969515 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the great thing about his is that the vehicle was an SSTO and therefore we barely spent any money to get them ther and back < 1472969796 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :just fuel. < 1472970943 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: That was the first comment. < 1472970994 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: maybe it was to a deleted comment. (just theorizing here...) < 1472971213 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly < 1472971250 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have not checked the history, but even so they could have deleted it from the history too. < 1472971618 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly QUIT :Quit: Goodbye < 1472971942 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:74c1:b3d2:5f77:5eb7 JOIN :#esoteric < 1472972590 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:74c1:b3d2:5f77:5eb7 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1472973052 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:8080:b358:acd1:e829 JOIN :#esoteric < 1472973564 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ha! < 1472973585 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Minsky once offered a prize to anyone who could stop the Loebner Prize competition < 1472973594 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Loebner claimed that made Minsky a co-sponsor < 1472973682 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly JOIN :#esoteric < 1472974261 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1472974430 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07MiniStringFuck14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49688&oldid=49639 5* 03Erikkonstas 5* (+13) 10HUGE FAULT!! < 1472975317 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-oculicthttrcsria QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1472975385 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07MiniStringFuck14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49689&oldid=49688 5* 03Erikkonstas 5* (+197) 10faults < 1472975544 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07MiniStringFuck14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49690&oldid=49689 5* 03Erikkonstas 5* (+91) 10/* Optimizer */ < 1472975657 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:8080:b358:acd1:e829 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1472975806 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:919e:3cc:e455:a8cc JOIN :#esoteric < 1472975937 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Logicode14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49691&oldid=49682 5* 03Qwerp-Derp 5* (-2) 10 < 1472976595 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LhWP_T0IA this is the most amazing sword swallowing acrobat i've seen in the past 10 minutes < 1472977982 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Unreliable Omniscient Third-Person Narrator" < 1472977991 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Omniscient First Person" < 1472981061 0 :carado!~carado@2a01:e34:ec1e:2390:8341:b3f5:2d6:41fa JOIN :#esoteric < 1472982947 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1472984191 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄dvcalc 39.65 1755 nuke < 1472984191 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ Δv = 1963.13131378555 < 1472985649 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@ppp-115-87-226-37.revip4.asianet.co.th JOIN :#esoteric < 1472986980 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1472987229 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@ppp-115-87-226-37.revip4.asianet.co.th QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1472988633 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1472989973 0 :Tritonio!~tr@185.65.134.78 JOIN :#esoteric < 1472992099 0 :primo_!~primo@49.49.248.83 JOIN :#esoteric < 1472992192 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1472993681 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:919e:3cc:e455:a8cc QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1472993961 0 :primo_!~primo@49.49.248.83 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1472996440 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1472996782 0 :APNG!SoniEx2@unaffiliated/soniex2 PRIVMSG #esoteric :when truth tables are built into your language https://bitbucket.org/SoniEx2/prexcl/src/2085607cd948/if.prexcl?at=master < 1472996821 0 :Tritonio!~tr@185.65.134.78 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1472996931 0 :Tritonio!~tr@185.65.134.74 JOIN :#esoteric < 1472997083 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1472997128 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-2hj4tbos9tbg7901hqx0qnz6r.ip6.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1473001293 0 :Tritonio!~tr@185.65.134.74 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1473003171 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-247-26.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1473003621 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made a maths joke, I'm afraid < 1473003632 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you call a sporadic group which lives in the Republic of Ireland? < 1473003704 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I probably don't know enough group theory to get this < 1473003942 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473003984 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Munster Group < 1473004258 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how well known the provinces of Ireland are (I don't even recognize their names) < 1473004587 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Dr. Stravinsky was a bit of an eccentric fellow, even for a pure mathematics professor. < 1473004622 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :But he was nonetheless a good friend to have, because of his extensive personal library, full of rare and exotic mathematical texts. < 1473004666 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :He was an expert curator, and his thousands of books were maintained in meticulous order; he was always able to find any book almost instantly. < 1473004681 0 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :B-) < 1473004748 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the department chair had an issue with him: he hadn't fulfilled his mandatory service to the university in quite some time. < 1473004823 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eventually, Dr. Stravinsky was called into the chair's office, and she said "You are required to put in service hours, so if you won't find something to do, I will. I've arranged for you to go down to the library and help them catalogue their books. This should be right up your alley." < 1473004845 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :Realizing that his job was on the line, Dr. Stravinsky begrudgingly went over to the library to work. < 1473004851 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :One week later, he was in the chair's office again. < 1473004854 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm guessing nobody in the library found any books. < 1473004912 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The library tells me that you're useless sorting! How is it that you have a meticulously arranged personal library, yet when you go to the university library, you don't even seem to know where to start?" < 1473004926 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dr. Stravinsky just replied, "I can only order well when given the choice!" < 1473004939 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanks'_square_forms_factorization in this algorithm, how do i choose k? < 1473004943 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah, ... < 1473004956 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I knew how to make a squinty face smiley I would < 1473004961 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, good joke :D < 1473004965 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"squinty face"? < 1473004986 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you! < 1473005032 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't get the joke, but TBH I'm still trying to resolve the ambiguity of the word "choice". < 1473005038 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It could be the choice (of how to sort the books) < 1473005047 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or the choice (to sort the books) < 1473005064 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj, the latter, also the axiom < 1473005151 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: "[...] a small multiplier k. [...] Otherwise try another value of k." ... sounds to me like you start from 1 and increment until you're successful or give up < 1473005166 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :when do i give up? < 1473005194 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: it doesn't really matter. the pun is on the axiom of choice < 1473005205 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :and its equivalence with the well-ordering principle < 1473005222 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that makes sense < 1473005235 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you see, I'm not exactly a maths person < 1473005254 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a "why on earth did Wikipedia write all these expressions in this weird notation, when it makes so much more sense in code form" person < 1473005266 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(aka. a dumb idiot) < 1473005502 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@ppp-115-87-226-143.revip4.asianet.co.th JOIN :#esoteric < 1473005949 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: I have no idea. How does this compare to Pollard's rho method? (which is exprected to take O(sqrt(p)) steps where p is the smallest prime factor of N, so O(N^(1/4)) as well) < 1473005984 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I don't have time for this right now. < 1473005987 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :people on mathoverflow say that squfof is faster up to 64 bit < 1473006013 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://mathoverflow.net/questions/114018/fastest-way-to-factor-integers-260 < 1473006020 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually they said 60 bits < 1473006059 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in that case I guess you simply never give up < 1473006075 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1473006090 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you should do primality tests in advance, of course, to avoid factoring primes) < 1473006098 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1473006114 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :deterministic miller rabin first, and then k from 1 to infinity and beyond < 1473006131 0 :petsu!~tepru@aneu.me JOIN :#esoteric < 1473007347 0 :petsu!~tepru@aneu.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :< 3 < 3 < 1473007433 0 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :♥ ♥ 😸 < 1473007609 0 :petsu!~tepru@aneu.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :: D : D < 1473007625 0 :APic!apic@apic.name PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mashable.com/2015/10/15/penis-emoji/#dSSp2lZKwmqi < 1473008630 0 :petsu!~tepru@aneu.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :so like i just tore off my pinky toe toe nail < 1473008643 0 :petsu!~tepru@aneu.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone wa nt to see the pile of nails i've picked off < 1473008646 0 :petsu!~tepru@aneu.me PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for listening < 1473009098 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-174-100-169-144.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1473009178 0 :leedsutdsman!~leedsutds@179.53.26.219 JOIN :#esoteric < 1473009512 0 :petsu!?@? NICK :cyra < 1473010506 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1473010888 0 :leedsutdsman!~leedsutds@179.53.26.219 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1473012263 0 :phinary!~phin4ry@208-104-132-203.brvd.dsl.dyn.comporium.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473012304 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473012981 0 :phinary!~phin4ry@208-104-132-203.brvd.dsl.dyn.comporium.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1473013329 0 :Robdgreat!~rob@unaffiliated/robdgreat QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1473013338 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1473013489 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@ppp-115-87-226-143.revip4.asianet.co.th QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1473014104 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf JOIN :#esoteric < 1473014144 0 :Robdgreat!~rob@unaffiliated/robdgreat JOIN :#esoteric < 1473015278 0 :gremlins!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473015343 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1473015813 0 :Tritonio!~tr@185.65.134.81 JOIN :#esoteric < 1473015962 0 :Caesura!~Aedile@cpe-174-100-169-144.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1473016165 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-174-100-169-144.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1473016435 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473017312 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIL the National Film Registry, America's DVD collection where we store all the good movies in case the world ends in fire so we'll have something to watch after Armageddon, includes Star Wars (now: Star Wars: A New Hope) and Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back < 1473017317 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not Return of the Jedi < 1473017597 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473017823 0 :gremlins!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1473018415 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :How come? < 1473018487 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_deposit#United_States "The Library of Congress does not retain all works." huh. < 1473018494 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :DVD won't help; you will need to store them in uncompressed unencrypted format, in case the document for DVD-video decoding is also destroyed by the fire. < 1473018581 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have two libraries that are required by law to keep copies of all documents sent as legal deposit < 1473018615 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :For preservation and whatnot < 1473019252 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1473019540 0 :phinary!~phin4ry@208-104-132-203.brvd.dsl.dyn.comporium.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473019585 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473019838 0 :phinary!~phin4ry@208-104-132-203.brvd.dsl.dyn.comporium.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1473020011 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: but I don't understand the YUV spec! < 1473020066 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(/NTSC/PAL/Kentucky Signal Encoding/fbdev archival format/if you are still reading this, the last two entries are fake) < 1473020466 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then watch them in grayscale. < 1473020819 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: what about the CRT specifications? < 1473020939 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know; you can figure out what to do < 1473020992 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1473021733 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I've thought of a good toy for children... (the idea, of course, being that in an apocalypse, one might survive): The Electron Gun! < 1473022923 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it made only out of electrons? < 1473022954 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Sadly, no. < 1473022983 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it fires electrons, with pinpoint accuracy! (Warning. Bringing an Electron Gun to a water gun fight may result in death.) < 1473023136 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you manage to target your opponent and bypass the air in between? < 1473023149 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1473023156 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just set the power level high enough, and destroy the air faster than it can refill the space. < 1473023169 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Warning. This may not be scientifically accurate.) < 1473023213 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though, really, if people had to worry from eye cancer from being too close to CRTs, think about what a completely unguarded beam could do...) < 1473023504 0 :primo_!~primo@49.49.242.248 JOIN :#esoteric < 1473024008 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read that as "made only out of elections" for some reason.. < 1473024021 0 :Robdgreat!~rob@unaffiliated/robdgreat PRIVMSG #esoteric :close enough < 1473024748 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:6597:eb67:4f74:7252 JOIN :#esoteric < 1473024914 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you know some idea which can help I can make up some Magic: the Gathering cards and some sets and blocks (in some cases, existing blocks). < 1473024944 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1473024948 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made up some cards but I would hope can make with collaboration. < 1473025541 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :We can also to make up the "esoteric programming block" of Magic: the Gathering cards. < 1473027012 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-jdmleuxjlcustcuj QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1473027153 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-2hj4tbos9tbg7901hqx0qnz6r.ip6.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1473027515 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1473029074 0 :carado!~carado@2a01:e34:ec1e:2390:8341:b3f5:2d6:41fa QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1473029863 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1473030829 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-170.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :One card was "Human Supremacy Corporation", which is a black and white permanent card which damages non-Human creatures. How I had it before might not be as so good and I wanted to make a better card that does that; do you have idea? < 1473031749 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1473032319 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1473032437 0 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw1-54fa3f-129.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1473032445 0 :atehwa!atehwa@aulis.sange.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1473032816 0 :atehwa!atehwa@aulis.sange.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1473032877 0 :Guest15977!~qdwdq@cm-84.213.210.92.getinternet.no QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1473033131 0 :Guest15977!~qdwdq@cm-84.213.210.92.getinternet.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1473033170 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1473033184 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@216.137.247.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1473033494 0 :ineiros!~itniemin@kapsi.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds