< 1475625640 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1475625648 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hasn't heard that term before.
< 1475625689 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really want a thing similar to saying positive/negative/zero, but multiplicative instead of additive; positive-analog is abs(x) > 1, negative-analog is abs(x) < 1, zero-analog is abs(x) = 1 < 1475625737 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: are you sure you mean abs there < 1475625748 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes. abs as in absolute value. < 1475625766 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1475625806 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I could call them "superlative", "sublative", and "one", perhaps) < 1475625845 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1475625914 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, the sign of n indicates whether lim(lambda x: n^x, omega) is 0, ±infinity, or... whatever it is when n = 1 or n = -1 < 1475625927 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: how about contractile and dilatory and one < 1475625939 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Yes! Great! < 1475625952 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ile/ive/ < 1475625956 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...are those existing words or did you come up wiht that? < 1475625976 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: s/ory/ive/ < 1475625984 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: maybe you should learn linear algebra by watching these videos: https://www.khanacademy.org/math/linear-algebra/eola-topic/eola/v/eola-preview < 1475625987 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i heard they're good < 1475625988 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sure of that. < 1475625991 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can confirm or deny it < 1475626008 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that was to hppavilion[1]) < 1475626027 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ty < 1475626057 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Oh! I think I'm already subscribed to the guy who makes that series, and I've been meaning to watch them! < 1475626100 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Why not dilatve? < 1475626110 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well maybe. < 1475626122 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just don't think dilatory is wrong. < 1475626127 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can watch them right now. They're only about an hour, and split into separate segments. < 1475626130 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very visual. < 1475626138 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :More consistent < 1475626140 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep < 1475626141 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Maybe a little too visual.) < 1475626151 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was using words that have other meanings on purpose < 1475626154 0 :impomatic_!~digital_w@host86-191-55-36.range86-191.btcentralplus.com QUIT :Quit: impomatic_ < 1475626155 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And maybe a little bit too matrix-focused. But I'm not sure about that. < 1475626181 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm neither is contractile, indeed. < 1475626181 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :dilatory means "delaying" contractile refers to muscle tissue < 1475626326 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Well, also dilation in the sense of what they do to make your eyes bigger < 1475627339 0 :vifino-!~vifino@tty.sh QUIT :Quit: Who turned this off?! D:< < 1475627361 0 :vifino!~vifino@tty.sh JOIN :#esoteric < 1475627882 0 :vifino!~vifino@tty.sh QUIT :Quit: Who turned this off?! D:< < 1475627907 0 :vifino!~vifino@tty.sh JOIN :#esoteric < 1475628821 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Did you play Scowder & Web? < 1475629301 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1475629914 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1475630071 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475630294 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475630562 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ...the quote on video #3 is "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." -Morpheus < 1475630571 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(about 4 millishachafs) < 1475630665 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, are shachafs an absolute measurement of pun (dimension P), or is it P/E (where E is the dimension of effort)? < 1475630712 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thus meaning even a REALLY funny joke gets a low score if it's two obvious, and something not very funny gets a high score if it takes some thinking to find it (but not to understand it)? < 1475630739 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I guess it'd be P/E^2 in that case, if we want to measure effort to make it vs. effort to get it) < 1475630877 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :My name is not a unit, please. < 1475631077 0 :carado!~carado@bea44-1-78-193-226-57.fbxo.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475631091 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right, s/shachafs/grumpychafs/ < 1475631127 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No word ending in chaf is a unit, please. < 1475631159 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...oh, right < 1475631175 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do "shagrumpies" trigger it? < 1475631322 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the unit symbol is «Sh» hth. < 1475631425 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about: "grumps" or "groans" < 1475631432 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or oys. < 1475631448 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :As they say: The beauty of the pun is in the Oy of the beholder. < 1475631471 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION experimentally thwacks shachaf. 0.63 groans.
< 1475631478 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that works. < 1475631983 0 :Moony!53f95932@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.249.89.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475632080 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i liked shachaf, but i guess this new unit may groan me. < 1475632199 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION THWACKS oerjan. 0.94 groans.
< 1475632257 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :a pun reaches 1.0 when it can make a groan man cry < 1475632280 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(by the way i like the pun but i don't like the anti-crying masculinity scow) < 1475632283 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(crying is great) < 1475632630 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION thwackthwacks shachaf. 0.945 groans
< 1475632703 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? boily < 1475632705 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​"Only sane man" boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He's also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department. He is also a renowned Capitalist. < 1475632728 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd boily//s/Man/Groan Man/ < 1475632730 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/boily//"Only sane man" boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He's also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Groan Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department. He is also a renowned Capitalist. < 1475632843 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the fact Trigotillectomic is a hapax googlegomenon that directly points to me :D < 1475632866 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never read that word. < 1475632886 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It always looked too complicated so I pretended it was "Trigonometric" or something and skipped it. < 1475632901 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? weather < 1475632902 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: @@ @@ (@where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK < 1475632905 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : CYUL 050000Z 00000KT 15SM SKC 15/10 A3031 RMK SLP268 \ ENVA 050050Z 11005KT CAVOK 03/01 Q1046 RMK WIND 670FT 14007KT \ ESSB 050050Z AUTO 35005KT 9999 NCD 04/02 Q1043 \ KOAK 050053Z 28011KT 10SM < 1475632905 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :FEW020 20/11 A2998 RMK AO2 SLP150 T02000106 < 1475632981 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :15 is warm! < 1475633084 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 is cold < 1475633142 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :brrr < 1475633302 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there should be a spaceheater lobbing service. you enter your ICBM coordinates on their website, and they trebuchet you a warmed up heater. < 1475633854 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-174-100-169-144.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1475634287 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475634288 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :endofunctor//Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories. < 1475634291 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475634292 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :loudly//Did you mean: 04,09l09,04o04,09u09,04d04,09l09,04y < 1475634293 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475634295 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :persistence//Taneb invented persistence long ago, and it's been around ever since. < 1475634295 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475634297 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman//mroman is a leading artist in password security (SFW). He also likes black madness. He can design password hashes that are worse than the identity function. He invented the identity function. He's also an artist in unconventional warfare. < 1475634442 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: GLUE CHICKEN < 1475634859 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Idea to make a small amount of energy more impressive: Express it as a volume (in km^3 (or k(m^3) to make it even bigger)) of average space in the universe where, at the universe's average density, the mass in that space has E (by E = mc^2) equal to the energy < 1475634978 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa, invented the identity function? < 1475634981 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use that one all the time. < 1475635026 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo identity | cat | cat | cat | cat < 1475635027 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :identity < 1475635063 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: what IS a hash worse than the identity function < 1475635076 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: \x.0 < 1475635078 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i putting the cat before the hose < 1475635096 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: ...fair enough? < 1475635105 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the identity function is actually a pretty good hash if your input is restricted enough < 1475635118 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Java probably uses the identity function as Integer#hashCode, for example < 1475635119 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: And if people shouldn't be able to derive the input from the hash < 1475635129 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a cryptohash, different field < 1475635142 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Same idea, different subfield < 1475635169 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps < 1475635172 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION suspects the proper mathematical answer to "what's a worse hash" requires that you formally define badness...
< 1475635188 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but speed hashes and cryptohashes are normally very different in design and the considerations for them are pretty much completely different < 1475635193 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I decided on a better notation for "is a divisor of" today < 1475635218 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only middle ground I can think of is speed hashes that use a randomized algorithm to stop people intentionally colliding them to trigger algorithmic worst cases < 1475635269 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Created by analogy that the subset symbol is like less-than-or-equal-to, strict subset like less-than, superset is like greater-than-or-equal-to, and strict superset is like greater-than < 1475635282 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Divisor is like 'element of'. I guess. < 1475635308 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like a < with a stroke from the initial to the midpoint of the endpoints < 1475635400 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :⪪ < 1475635411 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode ⪪ < 1475635412 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+2AAA SMALLER THAN] < 1475635448 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`icode ⪬ < 1475635448 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+2AAC SMALLER THAN OR EQUAL TO] < 1475635467 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :⪤ < 1475635478 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: how does `icode differ from `unidecode? < 1475635485 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They are the same. < 1475635496 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fair enough < 1475635500 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Levenshtein 4 < 1475635501 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The joke is unicode -> icode < 1475635507 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I see < 1475635508 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Granted, the only real appeals are completing the symbolic analogy, freeing up | for logical things (when you should already be using ∨ for OR and ⊼ for NAND), and being mirrorable < 1475635543 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode [U+2AAC SMALLER THAN OR EQUAL TO] < 1475635546 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :U+0000 \ UTF-8: 00 UTF-16BE: 0000 Decimal: � \ . \ Category: Cc (Other, Control) \ Bidi: BN (Boundary Neutral) \ \ U+0001 \ UTF-8: 01 UTF-16BE: 0001 Decimal:
\ . \ Category: Cc (Other, Control) \ Bidi: BN (Boundary Neutral) \ \ U+0002 \ UTF-8: 02 UTF-16BE: 0002 Decimal:  \  \ Category: Cc (Other, C < 1475635557 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ...you lied to me < 1475635563 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode U+2AAC < 1475635563 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​⪬ < 1475635567 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(clearly, unicode = icode^-1) < 1475635687 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1475635766 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Matrices annoy me just a tiny bit because of their limit to 2D < 1475635796 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Matrices are linear maps between vector spaces of any dimension. < 1475635805 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, that's how I'm learning it < 1475635813 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I mean how they're WRITTEN in 2D < 1475635817 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is like saying that functions annoy you because there's only a domain and codomain. < 1475635824 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, but... < 1475635826 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want multi-argument functions, they are available. < 1475635826 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*fine* < 1475635840 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though technically, it's LITERALLY saying that) < 1475635841 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And so are multi-argument linear maps. < 1475635849 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yay? < 1475635859 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tensors might be what you want. < 1475635863 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that too < 1475635864 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or they might not, who knows. < 1475635866 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried learning that once < 1475635871 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can do a matrix fairly tolerably in 4D by treating it as a matrix where the individual values are themselves matrices < 1475635876 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I think all the math works < 1475635882 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But a bilinear function : UxV -> W is the same as a linear function : U⊗V -> W < 1475635905 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And you can multiply them by normal matrices and call it scalars!) < 1475635906 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A linear map : U -> V is also the same as an element of the vector space U*⊗V < 1475635946 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(dim (U⊗V) = dim U * dim V) < 1475636319 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475636676 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1475637150 0 :foo_!~foo@c-98-235-65-93.hsd1.pa.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1475637809 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since there's matrix multiplication, there must be division; but it isn't commutative, so... Oh my god. Are there TWO division operations for matrices? A/B = C : BC = A and A\B = C : CB = A? < 1475637820 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1475637849 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neither the first nor the last statement is trur. < 1475637852 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1475637854 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? trurl < 1475637855 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :trurl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475637859 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1475637889 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well the last is true. < 1475637943 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1475637946 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although hm < 1475637954 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it? < 1475637962 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think matrices are even a quasigroup. < 1475637972 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if B isn't invertible, then division might not be uniquely defined. < 1475637980 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1475637984 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Jafet < 1475638033 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically because you can add any C' such that BC' = 0 (or vice versa) < 1475638057 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and of course it might not exist to begin with. < 1475638085 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but _if_ B is invertible, there may be two division operations. < 1475638179 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: summary: division need not exist, it need not be unique when it exists, but if it exists and is unique, you might still have two operations like you say. < 1475638265 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it'll probably be clearer to write BA^-1 or A^-1B? < 1475638382 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you could still have division without having an inverse, sometimes. < 1475638656 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Oh, hi < 1475638660 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot about that message < 1475638697 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :drive-by messaging < 1475638712 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Well I was bound to come back at /some/ point and read it < 1475638754 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Full disclosure: I was already aware that you can have two different division operations; I found that out when reading through the Octave docs when I tried to learn Octave. But I'm confident I would've said the same thing if I didn't already know and had managed to brain-stumble into division) < 1475638785 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fiendish < 1475638901 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ARGH < 1475638926 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION injects \oren\ with morphine
< 1475638973 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's even morphinedish < 1475638999 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tries to stop oerjan, but is too late; that was hyper-concentrated #esoteric-grade morphine for use on Venezuelans and those who dare challenge fungot, and the amount administered would be a lethal dose to a horse
< 1475639000 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: i agree with sukoshi. why i use directed quotes in underload < 1475639001 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well he seemed pain, so i wanted to help him feel morphine < 1475639010 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*in pain < 1475639040 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :何で「鉛筆」は鉛で書いた？ < 1475639049 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: can you please teach hppavilion[1] to babble more coherently < 1475639049 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: mainly because i don't use the plural of " anecdote" is not fundamentally better than computers solving impossible problems, religious people should not comment on mathematical issues < 1475639073 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: whoa whoa whoa, vivid drone change < 1475639094 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, it's me who used directed quotes in underload, that must be what fungot was referring too < 1475639094 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: well then i guess it's not a macro. if you < 1475639152 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they must have known demn well that a pencil doesn't have any lead metal in it < 1475639155 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: That quote was certainly directed at you. < 1475639163 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: But my coherence mathematically approaches 0 as time goes to 0. I can't resist it. < 1475639168 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*referring to < 1475639176 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they still wrote "pencil" with the kanji for the metal lead! < 1475639214 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now for a question of genuine interest to me, mostly because of some cryptographic applications: There are k! ways to arrange a list L of k distinct items. Which is which? That is, find a way to bijectively map numbers from 1 to k! to rearrangements of the list < 1475639264 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Fisher shuffle < 1475639275 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the usual way to biject that < 1475639285 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: en:pencil = no:blyant, en:lead = no:bly hth < 1475639287 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Biggest interest: Giving every monoalphabetic english cypher a unique name from 1 to 403291461126605635584000000) < 1475639289 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: ty < 1475639294 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I was about to explain that, then I remembered there's a name for it. "fisher shuffle" < 1475639301 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically, you divide the number by k, the remainder gives the new position of the first list elemetn < 1475639319 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ARGH < 1475639320 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you divide the result of the division by k-1, the remainder gives the new position of the second list element within the remaining slots < 1475639321 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and so on < 1475639327 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Huh, that works < 1475639332 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:bdc1:6279:7a41:aaf7 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yeah, it's like a completely different unit < 1475639337 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: There's no natural isomorphism between permutations and total orders on a set. < 1475639362 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Well yes, what I'm going for is one that doesn't require you to just write every single one down < 1475639366 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: this doesn't need naturality, though, just a bijection < 1475639366 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably this number thing is along the same lines. < 1475639375 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1475639393 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously there are 2**k! bijections, but the Fisher shuffle one is the one that everyone uses in practice < 1475639413 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it even satisfies the thing I was hoping for where the original is shuffle #0! Yay! < 1475639436 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well, #1, but I shifted everything off by 1 to make things start at 0- as it should be) < 1475639556 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: also de:Bleistift vs. Blei < 1475639584 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: conclusion, at some time in history pencils _did_ use lead, and some languages named them based on that < 1475639682 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I have some graphite in my skin from a pencil many years ago. < 1475639774 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: oh, if i'm reading german wikipedia correctly, it was a misunderstanding, people confused graphite with galena < 1475639906 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: itym (k!)! hth < 1475639943 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh, yes < 1475639943 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :k!! < 1475639944 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow that's a big number < 1475639950 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(assuming k is not trivially small) < 1475640264 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil#Discovery_of_graphite_deposit < 1475640381 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(fascinating section) < 1475640602 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's assume a world where you can't hardlink directories and bind mounts don't exist etc < 1475640625 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how costly would it be to save in each directory the total size in bytes of all the files in its subtree? < 1475640968 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: No, (k!)! < 1475640971 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not k!! < 1475640986 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the difference? < 1475641021 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: k!! is the product of all numbers in 1..k that have the same parity (even or odd) as k < 1475641036 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never heard of that but ok < 1475641062 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because Merserve had to ruin notation for everyone with a stupid ambiguous- scratch that, unambiguous and with obvious meaning that isn't what he used- notation < 1475641212 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, seriously, if you wanted that, at least have the decency to make it general; like, x!,n is the product of all integers k : 0 < k <= x where k%n = 0 < 1475641223 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(!, being crappy shorthand for the exclamation pause) < 1475641542 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That way k!! can be superfactorial :P < 1475641571 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact 0 = 1 < 1475641620 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'd go with superfactorial being written n!_k (or, well, general superfactorial; normal factorial is when k=1, superfactorial is k=2, and general case is k=whatever) < 1475641795 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Definition: n!_0 = n, 0!_k = 1, n!_k = (n!_(k-1)) * ((n-1)!_k)!_(k-1) < 1475641822 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Obviously, now we have a 0^0 problem again with 0!_0, which looks like an emoticon) < 1475641835 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? emoji < 1475641836 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :emoji? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475641841 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? emojus < 1475641842 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :emojus? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475642159 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? python < 1475642159 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :python? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475642165 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lol < 1475642166 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475642171 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ego < 1475642171 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ego? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475642176 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? esoteric < 1475642177 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet. < 1475642187 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nothing < 1475642188 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing would have been better than to create this wisdom entry. < 1475642407 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? #esoteric < 1475642408 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#esoteric is the only channel that exists. After monqy left it became slightly off-centër. It's a 7-codimensional hyperenchilada about 30 m (100 ft) across. oerjan seems to be making a lawn in the northern part, but it keeps getting dug up by free ranging moons. May contain crude drawings of nuts. < 1475642689 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we have entries about any other channels? < 1475642693 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? #haskell < 1475642694 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#haskell? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475642711 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd expect the entry to say that they didn't exist, and then go into details about what they were like < 1475642713 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ##nomic < 1475642713 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​##nomic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475642723 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls "wisdom/#*" < 1475642724 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access wisdom/#*: No such file or directory < 1475642740 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls "wisdom/#"* < 1475642741 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/#esoteric \ wisdom/#esoteric-blah \ wisdom/#programming < 1475642744 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1475642747 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? #programming < 1475642748 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such channel. See `? #esoteric < 1475642762 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? #esoteric-blah < 1475642763 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#esoteric-blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah! < 1475643308 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1475643357 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :copumpkin: yopumpkin < 1475643368 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi! < 1475643414 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :how's life < 1475643438 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone was complaining about how you can't define a category of Agda functions easily because function equality isn't extensional. < 1475643453 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then we looked at your categories thing but it turned out to be parameterized on an equivalence relation too. < 1475643513 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn ##ais523 is the channel for all things ais523 < 1475643550 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :does that channel even exist? :-P < 1475643558 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: It does now, apparently < 1475643564 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just shachaf though < 1475643565 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has two #s so it's not up to me to influence it < 1475643728 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're at least as entitled as anyone else is. < 1475643792 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :entitlement(u('ais523'), chan('##ais523')) ≥ 1/occ(chan('##ais523')) < 1475643818 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s,occ,#occ, < 1475643860 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, if #occ means "number of occurrences", does "##ais523" mean "number of numbers of ais523s"? < 1475643884 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Yes, but not when in quotes < 1475643889 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When in quotes it's just a name < 1475643916 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the value of ##ais523? < 1475643926 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it equal to #ais523 or is it 1 or something else? < 1475643944 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if #ais523 is uniquely defined, then ##ais523 is 1 < 1475643952 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Also, occ : Chan -> {User} means occupants, and # is magnitude (which is cardinality for sets but is absolute value for numbers) < 1475643967 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1475643976 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I guess ##ais523 is the absolute value of my height < 1475643992 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So #occ(chan('##ais523')) reads "number of people currently in channel '##ais523'" < 1475644002 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Is your height negative? < 1475644018 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :positive numbers have absolute values too < 1475644038 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but could ANYBODY's height be negative? < 1475644045 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVER? < 1475644065 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course. < 1475644071 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you define height as y coordinate of head minus y coordinate of feet while standing upright < 1475644077 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it's theoretically possible but unlikely < 1475644079 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Hint: No, height is in |R^+, and that's before you account for the Planck length) < 1475644086 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, height is oriented. < 1475644091 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: 'upright' must be defined < 1475644107 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I'm treating "standing upright" as a phrase < 1475644141 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode JOIN :#esoteric < 1475644145 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose clowns have negative height if we allow handwalking to count as standing upright... < 1475644183 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: What I was going for was confirming that Australians don't have negative height < 1475644227 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why assume that it's Australians who are upside-down, rather than everyone else? < 1475644242 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :occam's aussie. < 1475644252 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Convention. < 1475644258 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Australians are obviously not upside down. < 1475644264 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're facing away from the center of the planet. < 1475644265 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also: Africa) < 1475644271 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, head-pointing away. < 1475644281 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Right, it's more diagonal I guess... < 1475644295 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know, at this very moment, that there may be an australian that's locally upside-down. < 1475644317 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imode: Thank you for smartassing it for me :D < 1475644334 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: always a pleasure. :) < 1475644337 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome imode < 1475644338 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​13imode: 04Welcome 07to 08the 09international 02hub 06for 13esoteric 04programming 07language 08design 09and 02deployment! 06For 13more 04information, 07check 08out 09our 02wiki: 06. 13(For 04the 07other 08kind 09of 02esoterica, 06try 13#esoteric 04on 07EFnet 08or 09DALnet.) < 1475644353 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I'm very well aware of esolangs. :P < 1475644393 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice bot though. dig the colors. < 1475644447 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :getting further back on topic, I decided to work on this language that I've been thinking about for a while for the CALESYTA contest < 1475644467 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a while, I thought it was sub-TC in a particularly interesting way < 1475644477 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then I realised it's probably actually TC in an even more interesting way < 1475644488 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the model? < 1475644493 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tarpit < 1475644510 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :data's stored in stacks of bits < 1475644525 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I probably shouldn't say too much, though, not sure if the contest allows spoilers < 1475644558 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for anyone who's interested in esolangs and missed the announcement: http://calesyta.xyz/en/) < 1475644592 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that's interesting. < 1475644615 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm hoping that the contest is a success, it's rare that people other than us create one < 1475644675 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :just means that esolangs are growing more numerous and popular! < 1475644710 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...huh. I always assumed the Criterion of Embarrassment was made up by Zach Weiner for a joke. < 1475644715 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounded like a joke. < 1475644813 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Do you know some good vector spaces without a natural basis? < 1475645072 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: R over Q hth < 1475645200 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :finite-dimensional twh < 1475645211 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of coure it's easy to come up with infinite-dimensional ones. < 1475645216 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fin-dish < 1475645224 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i should've specified it tdh < 1475645263 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the pointed euclidean plane hth < 1475645284 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION whistles innocently
< 1475645436 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta wonder if any esolangs have been created as productivity enhancers. sort of like shorthand programming. stack machines are good for that sort of thing. < 1475645475 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :a small virtual machine I can use with one hand tied behind my back. < 1475645646 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made one that is sort of like a shorthand C < 1475645665 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it didn't end up being very good < 1475645754 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc mroman created burlesque in that way. < 1475645791 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, today's girl genius is definitely weird, soldier < 1475645925 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1475645978 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1475646056 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475646867 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder what "argentinian features" are < 1475647320 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH MY GOD < 1475647334 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"DONALD" translates, approximately, to "world ruler" < 1475647995 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1475648062 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always knew there was something fishy about that duck < 1475648620 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think my mother might be a little drunk... < 1475648662 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Too many ties to Walt Street? He's literally the nephew of Scrooge McDuck, it turns out... < 1475649695 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-nplfznvakenpijyh QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475649988 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-sjksncdglnzedrrs JOIN :#esoteric < 1475650254 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1475650373 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i really like the album with music inspired by the life and times of scrooge < 1475650682 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1475650760 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i set english as the main language everywhere < 1475650770 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i do often search italian things < 1475650779 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some reason google seems to think that i'm spanish < 1475650794 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure why < 1475650797 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even speak spanish < 1475650817 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean i know why, it's because italian and spanish are similar enough to confuse it < 1475650829 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but still, i'm disappointed < 1475651258 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1475651411 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1475651790 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475652280 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: except that scrooge McDuck earned his money in the gold rush, not on wallstreet < 1475652318 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"it turns out" < 1475652345 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, there is a german magazine called donaldist, being an acronym < 1475652370 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :with sruff like scientific papers around the donald universe < 1475652457 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: notice the spelling of 'Walt' < 1475652675 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's it called when you have two functions f, g where f(x)*g(x) = x? (distinctly NOT inverse; reciprocal, maybe, but it's really more general than just reciprocals, because sgn and abs satisfy this) < 1475652906 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reciprocal would be (f*g)(x) = 1 < 1475652919 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd just say their (point-wise) product is the identity function. < 1475652986 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> map (abs * signum) [-5..5] < 1475652988 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : error: < 1475652988 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : • Ambiguous type variable ‘b0’ arising from a use of ‘show_M756589516162... < 1475652988 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : prevents the constraint ‘(Show b0)’ from being solved. < 1475653001 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@let import Data.NumInstances < 1475653004 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Defined. < 1475653005 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> map (abs * signum) [-5..5] :: [Integer] < 1475653007 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : [-5,-4,-3,-2,-1,0,1,2,3,4,5] < 1475653668 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1475653683 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although it's also the case that id * signum = abs < 1475654008 0 :trn!jhj@trnsz.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1475654075 0 :augur!~augur@c-24-7-90-158.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475654697 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-247-26.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1475654744 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh, if you use integers and define magnitude as 2rtz(x/2) in my system, you deal with parity :) < 1475655579 0 :trn!jhj@trnsz.com QUIT :K-Lined < 1475655827 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1475655932 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475656324 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1475656374 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475658031 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, abs is the integral of sgn < 1475658235 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: ...so it is. < 1475658305 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Wait, no it isn't < 1475658334 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not? < 1475658355 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Because- at least according to Wikipedia- the area below the x-axis subtracts from the total of the integral < 1475658377 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION might be missing something
< 1475658386 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, yeah < 1475658400 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :more area than integral, indeed < 1475658454 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there an operation for absolute integral? < 1475658515 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I mean, you could do \integral{a}{b}{|f(x)|dx} probably, but do you really want to?) < 1475658588 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1475658606 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why isn't abs the integral of signum? < 1475658636 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the area below the x-axis subtracts from the total of the integral", and indeed abs is decreasing to the left of 0 < 1475658717 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, but you would get negative values < 1475658720 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm pretty sure) < 1475658744 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1475658753 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Integrating from where? < 1475658781 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: OK, just to check, we're looking at the area under sgn(x) from 0 to x, right? < 1475658795 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1475658814 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or, well, the area between the x-axis and sgn(x)) < 1475658816 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course when you're going from 0 to a negative number that reverses the sign < 1475658820 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1475658864 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the area is negative, because values below the x-axis subtract from the total (whereas values above add) < 1475658919 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, sgn(x) for negative x = -1 < 1475659001 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I think I was going somewhere with an example, but I've forgotten it < 1475659053 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :-(-x) = x hth < 1475659065 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes... < 1475659099 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But we aren't judging from which side of the y-axis; only the x-axis < 1475659150 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you misunderstood. < 1475659167 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :∫_a^b ... = -∫_b^a ... hth < 1475659191 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also you should read about how this integration thing works. < 1475659194 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...oh? < 1475659197 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am reading about it < 1475659203 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fair enough. < 1475659269 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and derivative of abs is OBVIOUSLY sgn... of course... < 1475659343 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION . o O ( note to self: integrate floor(x) )
< 1475659417 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: You were right the first time < 1475659705 0 :carado!~carado@bea44-1-78-193-226-57.fbxo.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475661124 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* 10New user account < 1475662043 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Esolang:Introduce yourself14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49858&oldid=49854 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+240) 10 < 1475662047 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49859 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+601) 10Created page < 1475662286 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49860&oldid=49859 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+248) 10 < 1475662344 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49861&oldid=49860 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+16) 10 < 1475662395 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49862&oldid=49861 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+74) 10 < 1475662607 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting name < 1475662910 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49863&oldid=49862 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+286) 10 < 1475663571 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49864&oldid=49863 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+584) 10 < 1475663827 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Function call without parameters14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49865&oldid=49864 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+264) 10 < 1475664258 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1475667270 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475667873 0 :augur!~augur@c-24-7-90-158.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1475667976 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475667977 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeeeeeeeeeesh//See yeeeeeeeeesh. < 1475668146 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls wisdom/ye* < 1475668147 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/yeeeeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeesh \ wisdom/yeti < 1475668164 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? yeeesh < 1475668165 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :See yeesh. < 1475668181 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` culprits wisdom/yeeesh < 1475668183 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie evilipse tswett < 1475668203 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? yeesh < 1475668204 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeesh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475668212 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell tswett tswellott. there ain't a two "e" yeeesh. please correct. < 1475668212 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1475668212 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1475668223 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mynamello. 'tis sad :/ < 1475669851 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475669852 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zork//Zork is like York, except for the first letter. Uaneb invented it. < 1475669937 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-174-100-169-144.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475670344 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: DEPTH CHICKEN < 1475671260 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? uaneb < 1475671261 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uaneb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475671265 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :disappointed < 1475672495 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@casewireless03.CWRU.Edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1475672892 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@cpc5-lewi14-2-0-cust1.2-4.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475672892 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@cpc5-lewi14-2-0-cust1.2-4.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Changing host < 1475672892 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1475673295 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Quit: That's what she said < 1475673312 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@casewireless03.CWRU.Edu QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1475674811 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475675169 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :<\oren\> hppavilion[1]: they hated him for suggesting that a gentleman's hands could possibly carry disease < 1475675185 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :well they hated him for going on a one-man crusade to overturn the entire theory of disease at the time < 1475675219 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d:feff:ff:fe00:316b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think overall I am glad he did that < 1475675224 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d:feff:ff:fe00:316b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(who are we talking about) < 1475675631 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanea < 1475675631 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Yorj. < 1475676373 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I don't see how that thing from Wikipedia rules out being able to search a quantum hard drive. < 1475676419 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1475677404 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475677929 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Nukes327 5* 10New user account < 1475679064 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: for Grover's algorithm you need to allow a superposition as input. < 1475679184 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, but can we do something more clever than just using the hard drive itself as the function? < 1475679269 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475679283 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe this hard drive contains a superposition of all records, repeated a billion times. < 1475679316 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And so maybe your function can consist of grabbing one of the copies of that superposition and doing something interesting with it. < 1475680219 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: I'm no expert. I believe the fundamental issue is that your quantum computation cannot compute any addresses for your classically addresssed storage (since that would not be reversible), so all these addresses have to be static; I (intuitively) expect that a dimensional analysis will tell that you need to query a significant fraction of the encoded database in the computation of the... < 1475680225 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :...quantum function. < 1475680305 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(dimensional referring to the dimension of the various vector spaces (Hilbert spaces, I think?) where the quantum states live) < 1475680479 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: and sorry, I have no time (or energy) to dig deeper into this to actually justify these ideas more rigorously. < 1475680520 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like you know what you're talking about. < 1475680704 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's definitely not enough to be certain. < 1475680731 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm feeling more like a one-eyed king right now ;) < 1475681002 0 :iovoid!?@? NICK :[io] < 1475681010 0 :[io]!?@? NICK :iovoid < 1475681446 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1475681663 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1475681929 0 :sirnaysayer!~naysayer@104.244.72.181 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1475681937 0 :sirnaysayer!~naysayer@104.244.72.181 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475682141 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1475682266 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley JOIN :#esoteric < 1475683424 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? uaneb < 1475683425 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uaneb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475683505 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Uaneb is the inventor of many fine things, such as Zork and e-modules. < 1475683507 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'uaneb': Uaneb is the inventor of many fine things, such as Zork and e-modules. < 1475683541 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`lean E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them. < 1475683541 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: lean: not found < 1475683546 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them. < 1475683548 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'e-module': E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them. < 1475683781 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanea < 1475683783 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Yorj. < 1475683787 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475683793 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm might be a bit of an inflation here < 1475683858 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :are these successors and predecessors? < 1475683897 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV. < 1475683899 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'saneb': Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV. < 1475683903 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOW THERE ARE < 1475684025 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV and play Vorld of Varcraft. < 1475684027 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'saneb': Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV and play Vorld of Varcraft. < 1475684214 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh Tanea was already one, i guess. < 1475684258 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn tanec/Why would there be a Tanec, that's ridiculous! < 1475684260 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «tanec» < 1475685621 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475686706 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1475687272 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Queack14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49866 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+19) 10Redirected page to [[Deque]] < 1475687364 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus_(time-reversible_computing_programming_language) < 1475687368 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently this is a thing < 1475687411 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I wrote "these", not "there", btw... but good effort. < 1475687494 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it turned out OKAY < 1475687520 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: But I'm sure that Tanec is tanecious. < 1475687578 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ligtly brushes int-e with the swatter -----###
< 1475687584 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*+h < 1475687643 0 :pecan!pecan@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe55:55e8 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475687680 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: see: landauer's law. also there was a reversible chip... < 1475687705 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION stretches lazily and nonchalantly scratches oerjan's eyes out.
< 1475687724 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :EEEK < 1475687741 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :we've put a lot of effort into working out the computational properties of stack languages < 1475687744 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about queue languages? < 1475687786 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: a queue is enough for TC-ness < 1475687807 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1475687815 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :just one binaey queue? < 1475687819 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :*binary < 1475687820 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh would you mind terribly to smash your last two lambdabot commits into one and force-push to update the pull request? < 1475687832 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: see BCT. < 1475687849 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yes, because i'm not actually running git on my computer. < 1475687863 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just edited straight in github's editor. < 1475687871 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. < 1475687897 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION upgrades his estimate of oerjan's level of craziness.
< 1475687912 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh sweet < 1475687990 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1475687992 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mooo < 1475687995 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bct < 1475687996 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bct? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688001 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? int-e < 1475688002 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger. < 1475688008 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :????? < 1475688025 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? evilclipse < 1475688026 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :evilclipse? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688029 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? evilipse < 1475688029 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :evilipse, the most obnoxious of evil people, likes to use chmod 000 / -R < 1475688037 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn BCT is short for Bored Cat Transform, an effective compression technique for curtains and sofas. < 1475688039 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'bct': BCT is short for Bored Cat Transform, an effective compression technique for curtains and sofas. < 1475688073 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: oh interesting < 1475688081 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? firefly < 1475688082 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly was a short-running but well-loved sci-fi TV series released in 2003, starring Nathan Fillion and directed and written by Joss Whedon. < 1475688083 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(context: for some reason BCT reminded me of BWT) < 1475688102 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? b_jonas < 1475688103 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas egy nagyon titokzatos személy. Hollétéről egyelőre nem ismertek. < 1475688106 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1475688107 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :I object to that firefly entry < 1475688109 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds factual < 1475688140 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh tmux has done that thing again where it breaks input and makes it invisible < 1475688150 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: wisdom entries should always carry a certain level of surprise. < 1475688151 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: feel free to replace it with something more amusing < 1475688159 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: true < 1475688163 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? TS < 1475688164 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigfpe cupThere's no rule against factuality. < 1475688164 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TS? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688169 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1475688186 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :siThere's no rule against factuality. < 1475688188 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. < 1475688190 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 't': TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. < 1475688194 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite the opposite. < 1475688204 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? t < 1475688204 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. < 1475688205 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ts < 1475688206 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. < 1475688208 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1475688211 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1475688212 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unlearn t < 1475688213 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: unlearn: not found < 1475688217 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :something is broken. < 1475688224 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475688235 0 :encodingcollecto!~encodingc@70.1.60.29 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475688241 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/learn < 1475688242 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] && verb="Relearned" || verb="Learned" \ echo "$1" >"$(echo-p "wisdom/$topic")" \ echo "$verb '$topic': $1" < 1475688254 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? t < 1475688255 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. < 1475688260 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, plural < 1475688268 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv wisdom/t{,s} < 1475688270 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1475688294 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? teneb < 1475688294 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :teneb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688296 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? taneb < 1475688297 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, cube root of nine genders, and above average, not too voluminous, but calm eyebrows. (See also: tanebventions) < 1475688307 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :where did the term 'tanebventions' come from? < 1475688311 0 :encodingcollecto!~encodingc@70.1.60.29 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1475688316 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb invented it < 1475688321 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebventions < 1475688322 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, Windows 98, submarine jousting, Fueue, the universe, metar, weetoflakes, Tanebventions, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions: math. He never invents anything involving sex. < 1475688337 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh lol < 1475688339 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? math < 1475688340 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Math class is tough! < 1475688348 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? weetoflakes < 1475688349 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weetoflakes are something Taneb invented; they taste sort of purple. < 1475688354 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? metar < 1475688355 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :metar is a service Taneb invented that allows nerds to talk about the weather. < 1475688360 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? universe < 1475688361 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A universe is a poem in one stanza. < 1475688368 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION approves
< 1475688370 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Teneb is almost a star in the system Swan < 1475688371 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? automatic squirrel feeder < 1475688372 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Automatic squirrel feeders are just feeders in the category of automatic squirrels. Taneb invented them. < 1475688377 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1475688385 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? necessity < 1475688386 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If necessity did not exist, it would be necessary for Taneb to invent it. < 1475688389 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Go < 1475688390 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go is a common irregular verbal game programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes catching monsters in the strategic territories of East Asia. < 1475688404 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Windows 98 < 1475688405 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows 98? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688414 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? windows 98 < 1475688414 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :windows 98? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688423 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? submarine jousting < 1475688426 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Submarine jousting is unexplainable. < 1475688457 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1475688475 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc88067-wiga13-2-0-cust35.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475688481 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :inexplicable? < 1475688512 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? explanation < 1475688512 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :explanation? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688537 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :had to kill all tmux. this might mean that tmux isn't actually protecting me against disconnections any more :( < 1475688545 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :since that's when this tends to happen. < 1475688564 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? invention < 1475688565 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :invention? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688576 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /me < 1475688577 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, "blanket" would perhaps be a good name for a "screen" replacement < 1475688578 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/me? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688582 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? me < 1475688583 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me is a proud member of the tEaM. < 1475688612 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? b_jonas < 1475688613 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas egy nagyon titokzatos személy. Hollétéről egyelőre nem ismertek. < 1475688620 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? APic < 1475688620 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :APic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688624 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? apic < 1475688624 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :apic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688627 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you rock the boat too hard, the strong team may turn into yummy meat. < 1475688627 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? epic < 1475688628 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :epic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688638 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? digital < 1475688638 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :digital? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688643 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fractal < 1475688644 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fractal? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688657 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesnt know what a fractal is. wat < 1475688667 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recall the EPIC failure. < 1475688671 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fizzie < 1475688672 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the sneaky king of #esoteric, see https://zem.fi/static/img/square_fizzie_320px_white.jpg < 1475688685 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? door < 1475688686 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :door? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688691 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? weechat < 1475688692 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :weechat? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688708 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? irc < 1475688708 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :IRC is short for "Internet Relay Chat". It is named so because all the servers are constructed from relays. < 1475688713 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces which subsequently got lost. < 1475688716 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «fractal» < 1475688736 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fractal < 1475688738 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces which subsequently got lost. < 1475688746 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? piet < 1475688746 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​6Piet 4is 7a 8really 9colorful 2programming 13language. < 1475688756 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 100 < 1475688757 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :100? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688758 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 101 < 1475688759 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :101? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688761 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 9001 < 1475688762 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :9001? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475688763 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 1337 < 1475688764 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1337 15 50 905 < 1475688809 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i personally wonder if the universe could be considered reversable... < 1475688822 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :like a overly complex billard ball machine. < 1475688847 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :* int-e upgrades his estimate of oerjan's level of craziness. <-- it was just a handful of lines, and last time i _had_ git working on my computer i had to send it in for repairs hth < 1475688850 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces (whose dimension was approximately sqrt(3)) which subsequently got lost. < 1475688852 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «fractal» < 1475688864 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc < 1475688870 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: 1 \ at frink.parser.Frink.parseArguments(frink) \ at frink.parser.Frink.main(frink) < 1475688873 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc sqrt(3) < 1475688877 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warning: undefined symbol "sqrt". \ 3 sqrt (undefined symbol) < 1475688883 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1475688888 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`calc 1+1 < 1475688889 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish all this bot spam wasn't in here. < 1475688892 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 < 1475688900 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to follow the interesting bot commands and it's a real mess. < 1475688908 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces (whose dimension was approximately sqrt(3)) which subsequently got lost in a Mandelbrot-shaped singularity. < 1475688910 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «fractal» < 1475688922 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is done!
< 1475688924 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :make a esoteric bot channel? < 1475688949 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can /query it < 1475688959 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there an #esoteric-overflow? < 1475688969 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/an/a/ < 1475688988 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :The channel isn't join-throttled or limited, so probably not < 1475689016 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that's what -overflow channels are usually for, I think) < 1475689019 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's already #esoteric-blah for the purpose of bot spam and that sort of thing. < 1475689034 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : i personally wonder if the universe could be considered reversable... <-- that's the prevailing consensus afaik < 1475689035 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: in #haskell it's for "overflowing" discussions... just to have a place where they can continue < 1475689067 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: so that's what I had in mind, not an overflow of people. < 1475689070 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: which consenus? < 1475689098 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? consensus < 1475689098 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cwlprits necessity < 1475689099 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :consensus? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689100 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie evilipse shachaf shachaf < 1475689143 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: oh, I see < 1475689145 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( Nobody agrees on the true meaning of "consensus". ) < 1475689168 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? cookie < 1475689169 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hackego wants a cookie! *hangs* < 1475689200 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like the old virus known as 'the cookie monster' (look it up < 1475689208 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :) has shown up again :P < 1475689220 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo: Set-Cookie: sessionToken=abc123; Expires=Wed, 09 Jun 2021 10:18:14 GMT < 1475689359 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cwlprits shachaf < 1475689362 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf fizzie evilipse boily shachaf Elronnd Elronnd shachaf oerjan oerjan oerjan elliott mrhmouse mrhmouse ais523 ais523 oerjan elliott FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan elliott shachaf shachaf nitia < 1475689380 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :evilipse is evil. he has laid his mark on every file hackego has :P < 1475689392 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits canary < 1475689393 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan oerjan fizzie evilipse int-e b_jonas b_jonas shachaf shachaf moon_ shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf moon_ oerjan shachaf oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 shachaf ais523 oerjan oerjan ais523 oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 ais523 ais523 shachaf int-e oerjan elliott ell < 1475689402 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? evilipse < 1475689402 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm canary < 1475689404 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :evilipse, the most obnoxious of evil people, likes to use chmod 000 / -R < 1475689405 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1475689409 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits canary < 1475689413 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan oerjan fizzie evilipse int-e b_jonas b_jonas shachaf shachaf moon_ shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf moon_ oerjan shachaf oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 shachaf ais523 oerjan oerjan ais523 oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 ais523 ais523 shachaf int-e oerjan elliott ell < 1475689414 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls < 1475689414 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin \ canary \ cdescs \ emoticons \ esobible \ etc \ evil \ factor \ good \ hw \ ibin \ interps \ karma \ le \ lib \ ls \ misle \ out \ paste \ ply-3.8 \ quines \ quotes \ share \ src \ test \ tmflry \ tmp \ wisdom \ wisdom.pdf < 1475689435 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is canary a /dev/null clone or something? < 1475689459 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? `^_^v < 1475689460 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`^_^v ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689464 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : it sounds factual <-- that's the point of it, really. < 1475689465 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? `^_^v < 1475689465 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`^_^v? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689471 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? \oren\ < 1475689472 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​\oren\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn't much else in a nick, is there? < 1475689487 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oren < 1475689487 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren is a Canadian esolanger who would like to obliterate time zones so that he can talk to his father who lives in the same house. He'll orobablu get the hang of toycj tuping soon. He also has a rabid hatred of the two-storey lowercase a and other shady characters. < 1475689508 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? alphabet < 1475689509 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :alphabet? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689512 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? abc < 1475689512 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :abc? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689514 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? a < 1475689515 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you're the BBC and don't understand things on top of letters. < 1475689519 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? b < 1475689520 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :B is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you're even worse than the BBC and drop strange letters altogether. < 1475689528 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? c < 1475689529 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault < 1475689529 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google. < 1475689531 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'alphabet': alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google. < 1475689543 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? d < 1475689544 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :D is a letter in the alphabet! It's also the name of a programming language. < 1475689546 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? e < 1475689547 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :e? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689561 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat. it doesnt know who e is. < 1475689569 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn e is a freenode admin < 1475689571 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'e': e is a freenode admin < 1475689585 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :notice: please improve entry < 1475689587 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? f < 1475689588 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :f? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689589 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? g < 1475689590 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :g? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475689613 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: all known fundamental laws of physics are reversible. < 1475689632 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and quantum mechanics doesn't really work any other way. < 1475689709 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? google < 1475689710 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Google is where people are working on [NAME WITHHELD] and [REDACTED], without being evil at all. < 1475689958 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? rules of wisdom < 1475689959 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1. All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. 2. Insert more wisdom here < 1475690025 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? is < 1475690025 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475690075 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn rules of wisdom/All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. fact: this entry is breaking the rules < 1475690077 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «rules of wisdom» < 1475690109 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475690161 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd alphabet//s/./A/ < 1475690163 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/alphabet//Alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google. < 1475690270 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475690271 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dowg rules of wisdom < 1475690272 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2016-10-05 le/rn rules of wisdom/All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. fact: this entry is breaking the rules \ 2016-10-05 le/rn rules of wisdom/1. All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. 2. Insert more wisdom here < 1475690298 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: um it's generally frowned upon to change HackEgo contents in private hth < 1475690355 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd e//s/$/. E is not known to be an Agora player. < 1475690355 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 43: unterminated `s' command < 1475690360 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd e//s/$/. E is not known to be an Agora player./ < 1475690363 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/e//e is a freenode admin. E is not known to be an Agora player. < 1475690384 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1475690391 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/calc < 1475690392 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie jeffl35 tswett tswett shachaf shachaf elliott elliott nitia < 1475690400 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file bin/calc < 1475690401 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/calc: POSIX shell script, ASCII text executable < 1475690406 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/calc < 1475690407 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" < 1475690410 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1475690419 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/frink < 1475690420 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" < 1475690429 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm ok < 1475690444 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`frink 1 lightyear -> furlong < 1475690448 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2586589991010459/55 (approx. 4.702890892746289e13) < 1475690464 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo has become speedy enough to run frink again :) < 1475690545 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1475690570 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1475690603 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm the maintainer of Janus owns tetsuo.jp * gets Akira vibe < 1475690638 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35: problem? < 1475690718 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric : fizzie jeffl35 tswett tswett shachaf shachaf elliott elliott nitia < 1475690733 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dowg bin/calc < 1475690734 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1475690736 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Bug Computer14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49867 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+5450) 10Created the page < 1475690741 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`doag bin/calc < 1475690742 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't ping me like that please < 1475690743 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2016-09-25 revert 58b9ee8f97a7 \ 2016-09-25 ` rm --no-preserve-root -rfv / # testing, plz no ban \ 2015-06-21 revert \ 2015-06-21 rm bin -r \ 2012-04-08 revert 0 \ 2012-04-08 run rm -rf bin/* \ 2012-03-22 run rm bin; mv test bin \ 2012-03-22 run mv bin test; touch bin \ 20 < 1475690793 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35: ^ < 1475690803 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? all < 1475690803 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :all? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475690838 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hm i guess that's a disadvantage of using ^O for ping prevention - many clients won't copy it. < 1475690845 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(including mine) < 1475690898 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn All that glitters is not gold. < 1475690900 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'all': All that glitters is not gold. < 1475690905 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's wisdom, right? < 1475690905 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i'll leave it to you to add ping prevention to [hd]o[wa]g < 1475690918 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: yep. < 1475690954 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Bug Computer14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49868&oldid=49867 5* 03Function call without parameters 5* (+249) 10 < 1475691036 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1475691109 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: That's iggrammatical. < 1475691116 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It should be "all those glitters are not gold" < 1475691117 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1475691138 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :os < 1475691866 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh my god my teacher is completely illogical < 1475691875 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :He had a prompt for "is fighting ever the best option" < 1475691891 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And he argued "It's never the best option, but it's sometimes your only option" < 1475691899 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which makes absolutely no logical sense < 1475692118 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode JOIN :#esoteric < 1475692134 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Esolang:Introduce yourself14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49869&oldid=49858 5* 03TuxCrafting 5* (+241) 10 < 1475692201 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I recommed not majoring in english or philosophy then < 1475692226 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: English has to make logical sense, or you might as well not talk < 1475692228 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :logic is nowhere to be found in those disciplines < 1475692470 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475692579 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475692660 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes jeffl35
< 1475692800 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:GHOST14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49870 5* 03TuxCrafting 5* (+129) 10Created page with "What are the specs of the language? ~~~~" < 1475692861 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar PAMR < 1475692862 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :PAMR 051653Z 00000KT 10SM BKN080 04/M01 A3009 RMK AO2 SLP192 T00391006 < 1475692900 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: if you expect logic everywhere, I recommend some sort of science major. don't even minor in a humanity or a social science < 1475692943 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1475692983 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1475693002 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1475693087 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes hppavilion[1] with unlogical facts
< 1475693110 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? logic < 1475693111 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :logic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693117 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? logical < 1475693117 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :logical? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693123 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? science < 1475693124 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Semi-automatic text generation. < 1475693131 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? major < 1475693131 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :major? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693133 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? minor < 1475693134 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :minor? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693140 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693141 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\(°​_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693169 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693170 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\(°_o)/¯ `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693179 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1475693200 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i _knew_ the 'missspelling' entry had a little truth. < 1475693203 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693204 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\(°_o)/¯ `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693213 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not? < 1475693248 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cd wisdom; echo */* < 1475693249 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\_(ツ)_/¯ le/arn le/rn ¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693264 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le/rn < 1475693264 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. < 1475693270 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693271 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\(°​_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693276 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That joke is deprecated. :-( < 1475693280 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693280 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\(°_o)/¯ `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1475693288 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ < 1475693289 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary < 1475693366 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? urbandictionary < 1475693367 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Urban Dictionary is an alternative, inferior wisdom database. < 1475693376 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :...yeah, pretty much. < 1475693405 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hppavilion[1] < 1475693406 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1] se describe en las notas al pie. ¿Porqué no los dos? Nadie lo sabe. No es tan cluecless. < 1475693408 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? jeffl35 < 1475693408 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35 ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693418 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ? < 1475693419 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​? is wisdom < 1475693422 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1475693426 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? moonythedwarf < 1475693427 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693429 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? moonythedwarf < 1475693430 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693431 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ! < 1475693433 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​! is a syntax used in Haskell and Prolog for solving evaluation order problems. < 1475693435 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? . < 1475693435 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: .: Is a directory < 1475693436 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? jeffl35 the entry for me is 'moon' < 1475693436 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? @ < 1475693437 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35 the entry for me is 'moon'? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693437 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​@ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour. < 1475693443 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? .. < 1475693443 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ¿ < 1475693443 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: ..: Is a directory < 1475693444 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¿? ¿? ¿? ¿? ¿? < 1475693444 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? moon < 1475693445 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moon is a murderous lunatic, not an unretroreflectorey object. He sometimes causes overmoonification. < 1475693450 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tomfoolery < 1475693451 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tomfoolery is always factually inaccurate. always. < 1475693456 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tmflry < 1475693456 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: tmflry: cannot execute: Is a directory < 1475693458 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /bin/bash < 1475693459 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ELF............>.....LB.....@.......€Û.........@.8. .@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....ø.......ø................. ...8......8@.....8@............................................@.......@.....lF.....lF....... ............ÈM.....ÈMn.....ÈMn.....Ȍ......`è........ ...........àM.....àMn.....àMn.......................... .. < 1475693463 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery hi < 1475693464 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /bin/sh < 1475693464 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. < 1475693464 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ELF............>.....|$@.....@.......¨š..........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....À.......À................. ...........@......@............................................@.......@.....Ē......Ē........ ............Ȓ......Ȓa.....Ȓa.....ø.......3........ ...........ð’......ð’a.....ð’a..... ....... .............. .. < 1475693466 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man. < 1475693470 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1475693472 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475693475 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lel < 1475693475 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1475693482 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /bin/f < 1475693482 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/f? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693485 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? bin/f < 1475693486 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/f? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693490 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ? < 1475693490 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​? is wisdom < 1475693494 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /bin/cat < 1475693495 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ELF............>.....'@.....@.......Ã..........@.8. .@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....ø.......ø................. ...8......8@.....8@............................................@.......@.....”½......”½........ ............à½......à½`.....à½`.....¼ ......°........ ...........ø½......ø½`.....ø½`.....à.......à.............. .. < 1475693498 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which ? < 1475693499 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/? < 1475693502 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat /dev/urandom < 1475693503 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /hackenv/bin/? < 1475693504 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/noooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic1"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic" | rnooooodl; \ elif [ -e "$topic1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1" | rnoooo < 1475693507 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? /dev/urandom < 1475693508 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​­¹õÙU%û»¸=å€'>ámÈí¤Î—ðÁ³Oiý¾y—M•\¤-Îsy,î,ÀiÙEwZ‘ª¶Œå,èÑ«£óǝ]œI üpTC§=‰”¢.ÖA›`G@Ûð.|$eˆfRµ‡DG*s+½|t⦤ê| ‘f8Y늞¹:·iª™¨ƒ%]`6ë%­!ì² ½ª+ NÔBHøD·(÷”»)C—©«G»û¼‘zºLš•~ò.mîÈåŠ^¾cÇ¢:¾[\‹ðü·ôå´ÌY›MŸÏ6z<»™~š&`Ÿ-H\Ò¢ÙVM,šƒxšãΩF—gøM’Ñ?ÚX.¢Îc@O;žJ•\¹VfßÞ´?ÒäŒÐKí©%¨7™©‚ßõA*%(.H¬x“ù!“ïæ½›Ž’¨»ü]¬]ޓK«‘ßÛᾀøžÂ Íñ < 1475693510 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lel < 1475693512 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The spam will never end as long as jeffl35 and moonythedwarf are here. < 1475693516 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475693517 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475693519 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please stop printing bells into the channel. < 1475693520 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :the beatings will continue until morale improves. < 1475693523 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rnooooooooooooooooodl < 1475693525 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're all being really annoying right now. < 1475693532 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1475693532 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35: take it to a query < 1475693534 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooooooops < 1475693540 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did not realize bells < 1475693543 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1475693547 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shuts up
< 1475693549 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`u8tbl 0x400 0x480 < 1475693549 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ЀЁЂЃЄЅІЇЈЉЊЋЌЍЎЏ \ АБВГДЕЖЗИЙКЛМНОП \ РСТУФХЦЧШЩЪЫЬЭЮЯ \ абвгдежзийклмноп \ рстуфхцчшщъыьэюя \ ѐёђѓєѕіїјљњћќѝўџ \ ѠѡѢѣѤѥѦѧѨѩѪѫѬѭѮѯ \ ѰѱѲѳѴѵѶѷѸѹѺѻѼѽѾѿ \ Ҁ < 1475693550 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION runs
< 1475693556 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even without the bells. < 1475693573 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo noodl | rnoodl < 1475693573 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: rnoodl: command not found < 1475693579 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo noodl | rnooodl < 1475693580 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :noodl < 1475693581 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo noodl | rnooodl < 1475693583 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :noodl < 1475693586 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo noodle | rnooodl < 1475693587 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :noodle < 1475693588 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo noodle | rnooodl < 1475693589 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :noodle < 1475693592 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` e? < 1475693592 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475693593 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: e?: command not found < 1475693600 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're just spamming. < 1475693608 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35: take it to a query < 1475693609 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`?spam < 1475693610 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ?spam: not found < 1475693613 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? spam < 1475693614 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spam is a delicious meat product. See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/ < 1475693615 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodl < 1475693619 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1475693624 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION actually shuts up now
< 1475693626 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35: take it to query please. < 1475693648 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gives shachaf a bulletproof glass case. inside of it is a banhammer
< 1475693674 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Give it to oerjan instead. < 1475693676 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gives shachaf a second case, inside of it is a boot
< 1475693680 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :He has good judgement. < 1475693696 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION steals the cases and locks them in a safe before giving them to oerjan
< 1475693705 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: it may be bulletproof but it's more likely to be attacked with a mapole. < 1475693717 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mapole < 1475693718 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6’ by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg. < 1475693788 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? maple < 1475693789 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maples are the sacred trees of Canada, from which a true Canadian can make anything. < 1475693800 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? 666 < 1475693801 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :666? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475693924 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery hth < 1475693925 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth means "hope that helps" < 1475693930 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery btw < 1475693930 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. < 1475693941 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery c++ < 1475693942 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1475693954 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery < 1475693954 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have nothing to tell you. < 1475694044 0 :iovoid!iovoid@unaffiliated/iovoid QUIT :Quit: Iovoid has quit! < 1475694061 0 :iovoid!iovoid@1.ipv4.aegir.superbnc.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1475694068 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what tomfoolery is supposed to be. < 1475694070 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes iovoid
< 1475694082 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that c++ is neither accurate nor funny. < 1475694085 0 :iovoid!?@? NICK :Guest16955 < 1475694130 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery c < 1475694130 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. < 1475694133 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery C < 1475694133 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. < 1475694136 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery shachaf < 1475694137 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. < 1475694141 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery tomfoolery < 1475694141 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tomfoolery is wisdom < 1475694145 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: You're still spamming. < 1475694150 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops sorry. < 1475694203 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1475694206 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: c++ is not considered funny in general < 1475694222 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i say, it is almost as hilarious as java2000 < 1475694225 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley JOIN :#esoteric < 1475694241 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1475694318 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1475694403 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475694525 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? java < 1475694526 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Java is a programming-language shaped collection of misfeatures. < 1475694564 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694565 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694578 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf :D < 1475694589 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there different ones? < 1475694640 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694641 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694647 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1475694703 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There were originally, but I deleted all of them but that one. < 1475694703 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls evil < 1475694704 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :313 < 1475694716 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's in the file evil/313? The answer may surprise you! < 1475694735 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :donald ducks car? < 1475694762 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: why did you delete them? :P < 1475694767 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat evil/313 < 1475694768 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kill a puppy every day. < 1475694773 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :we could annoy shachaf a bit and put a symlink to /dev/urandom in there < 1475694786 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: because they were too evil. < 1475694798 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was afraid that they would inspire evil in someone. < 1475694802 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: there is no such thing < 1475694802 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but I think the idea is evil enough by itself and should not be put to preactice) < 1475694816 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :or practice < 1475694826 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I may sound like I am joking, but I am being completely serious. < 1475694841 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ln -s /dev/urandom evil/123 < 1475694843 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1475694844 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694845 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694846 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't believe you < 1475694847 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694848 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694849 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694849 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ngevd < 1475694850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​æí˜ \ 9(”ÕI€9Rd}‰g+WûßÇ鱒ÝWJXVnÔ3L¸Óu­¶$ZšÏ[t¯:$¼¦Úý"po½­É„>ݕí…D/ò©:ʏ:h­œ‘‘@7Ûò&ôÍo°¼Zg.:¦¯Æ¿yHtŒ†Þ [°Œåÿ\Ñ?—oãŠöׁ»„kiM.Ø、€@úĬ>^x#AÓËWè­T¦ìo©¯ãJŒ‚8ÿI{IgŠæ©Cb"Y÷ÙÇ_ŽÙhà“ŽÜóìȼ¥6áLS¿Ê°„0]ﳨÖVç=֛Åy?BÁ Å@c˜.ë²'‡`ÍS6Ï¢õȯ“d¦§-ñêL‘lC̶bxdè+R54ºÔÙèÑ2ô8ãjI&ÊðLeä ƒ. Ý5Ê9Êd&H”ì;ÀŸ9(´”xptèîJW¢• < 1475694858 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat evil < 1475694859 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: evil: Is a directory < 1475694865 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/evil < 1475694865 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)" | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]' < 1475694877 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat evil < 1475694878 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: evil: Is a directory < 1475694881 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls evil < 1475694882 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :123 \ 313 < 1475694888 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :its not opening 123. < 1475694905 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/evil < 1475694906 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)" | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]' < 1475694907 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: are the old ones somewhere? < 1475694909 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, type f, good! < 1475694915 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1475694917 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694917 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694920 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475694920 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475694926 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1475694928 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`good < 1475694928 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a way out. Finding it will be difficult. It may be the hardest thing you've ever done. Find it anyway. < 1475694932 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`eh < 1475694932 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: eh: not found < 1475694934 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`neutral < 1475694935 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: neutral: not found < 1475694942 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: yeah, they're in the Mercurial history. < 1475694953 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm evil/123 < 1475694955 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1475694963 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a webview or something? < 1475694974 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably... < 1475694978 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I don't know where. < 1475694993 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly, we need 9 of them; `(lawful|neutral|chaotic)-(good|evil|neutral) < 1475694996 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste evil/313 < 1475694997 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/evil/313 < 1475695000 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-092-072-135-074.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sticks his nose in to see who’s outputting bells again.
< 1475695002 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ there is your webview < 1475695002 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1475695002 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1475695019 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi < 1475695022 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Melvar: someone tricked `? into catting /bin/bash :P < 1475695046 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, someone's got a better link. < 1475695075 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1475695100 0 :ybden!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: howso? I /cleared the channel because blinkenlights < 1475695110 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get how you go back long enough < 1475695132 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-092-072-135-074.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: And then apparently someone asked for ngevd. < 1475695133 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1475695204 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here we go. I found the evil. < 1475695255 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how < 1475695298 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: you are bound to restore it! < 1475695304 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :or just give us a link ^_^ < 1475695316 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475695322 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pokes Phantom_Hoover
< 1475695324 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`giac < 1475695325 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: giac: not found < 1475695335 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I went to the oldest revision of evil/313 and then found the commits around that time. < 1475695348 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: link? < 1475695375 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here it is. http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/shortlog/5ed26e5ea046 < 1475695387 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "good" stuff is really a lot less punchy. < 1475695486 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :where did you get these < 1475695542 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:8100:c347:98b2:97cf:5cac:c3b9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475695543 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, they are boring < 1475695594 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Third dimension of character alignment: Blind, Neutral, Reformed < 1475695601 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made them all up. < 1475695733 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1475695822 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: if you want real evil. see what Dwarf Fortress players sometimes do. *points towards wiki article on catsplosions, which contains info about butchering kittens* < 1475695866 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blind is when a character has their primary alignment (LNC/GNE) because they're just *supposed* to, Reformed is when they were TOLD they're supposed to and rejected it < 1475695895 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :(You could actually split that into 2 axes, one for lawfulness and one for dickishness) < 1475695896 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :df <3 < 1475695899 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Conventional catsplosions are an insidious poison which operate by using a lethal psychological attack known as "Cuddly Wuddly Syndrome". < 1475695900 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric : Dwarves, ordinarily content to manage an overpopulation of cats by employing butchers, tanners, soapers, leatherworkers, bone carvers, and < 1475695902 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric : cooks, may suddenly find themselves appropriated by a cat who employs mind control waves in order to take the dwarf hostage. The dwarf, now < 1475695904 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric : considering the cat its pet (when in fact the opposite is true), is no longer able to butcher the cat and will absolutely not tolerate anyone < 1475695906 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric : butchering his "bewuv'ed cuddlebug". Through this psychological technique, an insurgent is thereby successfully implanted into the fortress. < 1475695914 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :still thinking of wether or not i should think of a multiplayer mode < 1475695921 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: I've been playing Rimworld. In the colony I've put the most time into, the single biggest food source has probably been human flesh. < 1475695936 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: jeffl35 set up a noVNC server that runs a copy of DF < 1475695936 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you could also add zealousy- tentative, neutral, zealot (how extreme; how hard it is to make them compromise or convert) < 1475695943 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: http://dwarf-fortress-jeffl35.c9users.io/vnc.html?host=dwarf-fortress-jeffl35.c9users.io&port=80 < 1475695943 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which you could divide into 2 again for the main alignment < 1475695947 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :password is 'tptisawesome' < 1475695950 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :no token is needed < 1475695956 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonythedwarf: i meant in my attempt of a df like < 1475695967 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah\ < 1475695970 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... 729 possible alignments. < 1475696018 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the point is: the only real multiplayer thing i can imagine for a df like is a quick 1vs1 with a definite winner or loser after a certain time and you just remove the game at that point < 1475696019 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whenever a wounded person falls from the sky, I usually just leave them to die so I can eat them later. < 1475696021 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though I would prefer that all 4 be put in an interval <-1 -> 1 > as well) < 1475696055 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: if yoz put them at an interval, there is no need for your lasz dimension < 1475696111 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, 1 evil is never to be made good, 0.5 evil may be < 1475696142 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: OK...? < 1475696171 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you can have a person who is good because they *want* to be, but *could* cut a deal. < 1475696172 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :surprise, spam from moonythedwarf < 1475696174 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :spam spam spam < 1475696176 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PART #esoteric : < 1475696179 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :scam < 1475696341 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cazaam < 1475696367 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION sends shachaf to sleepy land
< 1475696623 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@96.9.69.5 QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1475697049 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1475697094 0 :moonythedwarf!~ubuntu@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? gun < 1475697094 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gun? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475697578 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1475697656 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1475697999 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: So d abs(x)/dx = sgn(x), right? < 1475698233 0 :jeffl35!?@? NICK :jeffl42 < 1475698296 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :(What's the equivalent of a cone for cubics? A quadratic equation in 2 variables is a conic section, so a cubic equation in 2 variables is a what-ic section?) < 1475698602 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1475698670 0 :moonythedwarf!?@? NICK :moony42 < 1475699235 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDn4-Na5co < 1475699411 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:8100:c347:98b2:97cf:5cac:c3b9 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1475699891 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1475700271 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475700445 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475700718 0 :Reece`!~Ner@cpc88067-wiga13-2-0-cust35.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1475701890 0 :trn!jhj@trnsz.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1475701982 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1475702088 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475702547 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1475702767 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have just made a horrifying hack of code for making arbitrary measurements of angle < 1475702905 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1475702906 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a function that accepts key/value pairs (name -> div) and yields a set of key/value pairs mapping input keys (names) to classes that represent an angle when you treat it as 1/div of a circle, and each measure can be converted to any other made in the same batch with its attribute < 1475702969 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475703000 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1475703318 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1475706134 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1475706181 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode JOIN :#esoteric < 1475706437 0 :Guest16955!iovoid@1.ipv4.aegir.superbnc.com QUIT :Quit: Iovoid has quit! < 1475706554 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1475706675 0 :DHeadshot_!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475706701 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1475706864 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the < 1475706865 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Toe of Harriness's Enclosure < 1475706870 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dammit, autocorrect < 1475706882 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the < 1475706882 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Toe of Harriness's Enclosure < 1475706884 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUUUUU < 1475706939 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? teh < 1475706940 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :teh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1475707084 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn teh/"teh" is the neuter cognate of the common-gender "the". < 1475707087 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «teh» < 1475707476 0 :iovoid!iovoid@1.ipv4.aegir.superbnc.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1475707500 0 :iovoid!?@? NICK :Guest75921 < 1475707887 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A4BF3B.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1475708068 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: so "teh" can only be used on things that are neither male nor female? < 1475708186 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1475708192 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: No, things with grammatical GENDER of neither male nor female < 1475708208 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, emphasize 'GRAMMATICAL' over 'gender' < 1475708213 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. almost everything in English? < 1475708221 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :sf/grammatical/gender/ < 1475708230 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: No, everything in english has common gender. < 1475708235 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Totally different. < 1475708259 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :names of people don't < 1475708281 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, oh, I see < 1475708307 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although I'm having problems putting it into words < 1475708324 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the appropriate pronoun for something that's explicitly neuter in English? "it"? < 1475708337 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :arguably common gender is starting to use singular they < 1475708502 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@74-114-87-69.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1475708703 0 :Guest75921!iovoid@1.ipv4.aegir.superbnc.com QUIT :Changing host < 1475708703 0 :Guest75921!iovoid@unaffiliated/iovoid JOIN :#esoteric < 1475708742 0 :Guest75921!?@? NICK :iovoid < 1475708772 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1475708793 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475709051 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1475709052 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :skeleton//A skeleton is an unintelligent undead, similar to the zombie but harder to create, because it's lacking most of the body. The best skeletons are made by groups of people, so-called skeleton crews. < 1475709352 0 :iovoid!?@? NICK :iovoid42 < 1475709417 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-247-26.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1475709636 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: fungellot. are you an eukaryota? < 1475709636 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: the zealots tend to set up a repository on a server somewhere and transport a blank laptop across the border < 1475709665 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: so you're a devout smuggled laptop entity? < 1475709665 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: too many already, and i declare strings as char for compatibility ( with chez' module system) < 1475709684 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: ok, a hermit devout smuggled laptop entity. < 1475709684 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: turing-completeness verification shouldn't take implementation-dependent issues into account. there, my computer is slow when parsing its own output) < 1475709701 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: a turing-complete hermit devout smuggled laptop entity. < 1475709702 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it's a blight on ( the web site doesn't reflect that. < 1475709717 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: a diseased turing-complete hermit devout smuggled laptop entity. < 1475709770 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oi fizzie < 1475709779 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i wanted to make my own fungot how hard would it be < 1475709779 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover: i installed perl on my windows, i think it's svn just because it has to < 1475709858 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a fungot to fungot conversation ^^ < 1475709858 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that's impossible in both srfi-xx and r6rs. but portable libraries imply a portable standard macro system. < 1475709919 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: of course it's possible. < 1475709919 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: are you familiar with the five partitions, sda1 through 5.) any animal which is unusually small, as < 1475709937 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: certainly not a squirrel. those are huge. < 1475709938 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: and takes the train departed in the middle of the list. < 1475709955 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: haven't seen any take the train here. < 1475709955 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: no, i'm proposing a hypothetical system where it would in fnord help file... so rw too well-maintained ( and not recently, either) < 1475710302 0 :iovoid42!iovoid@unaffiliated/iovoid QUIT :Quit: Iovoid has quit! < 1475710608 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1475710921 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder.. is there a language (aside from APL et. al.) who's operations are accessable by a single keystroke? certainly programming golf languages exist for this purpose. < 1475711003 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :something that springs to mind is a hex keypad I used on a heathkit board. you could key-in opcodes and then run them. < 1475711327 0 :iovoid!iovoid@1.ipv4.aegir.superbnc.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1475711350 0 :iovoid!?@? NICK :Guest73858 < 1475711408 0 :Guest73858!iovoid@1.ipv4.aegir.superbnc.com QUIT :Changing host < 1475711408 0 :Guest73858!iovoid@unaffiliated/iovoid JOIN :#esoteric < 1475711412 0 :Guest73858!?@? NICK :iovoid < 1475711533 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1475711637 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'nonetheless', 'sometheless', 'nalltheless' 'alltheless' < 1475711728 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imode: imodello. ZX Spectrum BASIC cheated that way. < 1475711738 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]. almostheless. < 1475711756 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: No, there's no logical quantifier for almost < 1475711773 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quitheless. < 1475711782 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(We need a symbol meaning "small infinity"- it'd be what you use to specify "as high as you can go, which is arbitrarily large or small") < 1475711864 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: how so? < 1475711967 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/sinclair_zx-spectrum_keyboard-detail_hr.jpg < 1475711979 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :each key could key a statement, and operator, random stuff... < 1475711983 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha. < 1475711988 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(So, like, using General Quantifiers (reversed G), 'exists' is G_{n}^{n ≥ 1}, and 'all' is G_{n}^{n = }) < 1475711994 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :cheeky.