00:00:40 okay 00:00:48 * oerjan hasn't heard that term before. 00:01:29 I really want a thing similar to saying positive/negative/zero, but multiplicative instead of additive; positive-analog is abs(x) > 1, negative-analog is abs(x) < 1, zero-analog is abs(x) = 1 00:02:17 hppavilion[1]: are you sure you mean abs there 00:02:28 oerjan: Yes. abs as in absolute value. 00:02:46 oh. 00:03:26 (I could call them "superlative", "sublative", and "one", perhaps) 00:04:05 -!- moonythedwarf has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:05:14 Basically, the sign of n indicates whether lim(lambda x: n^x, omega) is 0, ±infinity, or... whatever it is when n = 1 or n = -1 00:05:27 hppavilion[1]: how about contractile and dilatory and one 00:05:39 quintopia: Yes! Great! 00:05:52 s/ile/ive/ 00:05:56 ...are those existing words or did you come up wiht that? 00:06:16 oerjan: s/ory/ive/ 00:06:24 hppavilion[1]: maybe you should learn linear algebra by watching these videos: https://www.khanacademy.org/math/linear-algebra/eola-topic/eola/v/eola-preview 00:06:27 i heard they're good 00:06:28 i'm not sure of that. 00:06:31 you can confirm or deny it 00:06:48 (that was to hppavilion[1]) 00:07:07 shachaf: ty 00:07:37 shachaf: Oh! I think I'm already subscribed to the guy who makes that series, and I've been meaning to watch them! 00:08:20 oerjan: Why not dilatve? 00:08:30 well maybe. 00:08:42 i just don't think dilatory is wrong. 00:08:47 You can watch them right now. They're only about an hour, and split into separate segments. 00:08:50 Very visual. 00:08:58 More consistent 00:09:00 Yep 00:09:01 (Maybe a little too visual.) 00:09:11 i was using words that have other meanings on purpose 00:09:14 -!- impomatic_ has quit (Quit: impomatic_). 00:09:15 And maybe a little bit too matrix-focused. But I'm not sure about that. 00:09:41 hm neither is contractile, indeed. 00:09:41 dilatory means "delaying" contractile refers to muscle tissue 00:12:06 quintopia: Well, also dilation in the sense of what they do to make your eyes bigger 00:28:59 -!- vifino- has quit (Quit: Who turned this off?! D:<). 00:29:21 -!- vifino has joined. 00:38:02 -!- vifino has quit (Quit: Who turned this off?! D:<). 00:38:27 -!- vifino has joined. 00:53:41 int-e: Did you play Scowder & Web? 01:01:41 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 01:11:54 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 01:14:31 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 01:18:14 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 01:22:42 shachaf: ...the quote on video #3 is "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." -Morpheus 01:22:51 (about 4 millishachafs) 01:24:25 Wait, are shachafs an absolute measurement of pun (dimension P), or is it P/E (where E is the dimension of effort)? 01:25:12 Thus meaning even a REALLY funny joke gets a low score if it's two obvious, and something not very funny gets a high score if it takes some thinking to find it (but not to understand it)? 01:25:39 (I guess it'd be P/E^2 in that case, if we want to measure effort to make it vs. effort to get it) 01:27:57 My name is not a unit, please. 01:31:17 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 01:31:31 Oh, right, s/shachafs/grumpychafs/ 01:32:07 No word ending in chaf is a unit, please. 01:32:39 ...oh, right 01:32:55 Do "shagrumpies" trigger it? 01:35:22 the unit symbol is «Sh» hth. 01:37:05 How about: "grumps" or "groans" 01:37:12 Or oys. 01:37:28 As they say: The beauty of the pun is in the Oy of the beholder. 01:37:51 * boily experimentally thwacks shachaf. 0.63 groans. 01:37:58 that works. 01:46:23 -!- Moony has joined. 01:48:00 well i liked shachaf, but i guess this new unit may groan me. 01:49:59 * boily THWACKS oerjan. 0.94 groans. 01:50:57 a pun reaches 1.0 when it can make a groan man cry 01:51:20 (by the way i like the pun but i don't like the anti-crying masculinity scow) 01:51:23 (crying is great) 01:57:10 * boily thwackthwacks shachaf. 0.945 groans 01:58:23 `? boily 01:58:25 ​"Only sane man" boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He's also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department. He is also a renowned Capitalist. 01:58:48 `slwd boily//s/Man/Groan Man/ 01:58:50 wisdom/boily//"Only sane man" boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He's also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Groan Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department. He is also a renowned Capitalist. 02:00:43 I like the fact Trigotillectomic is a hapax googlegomenon that directly points to me :D 02:01:06 I never read that word. 02:01:26 It always looked too complicated so I pretended it was "Trigonometric" or something and skipped it. 02:01:41 `? weather 02:01:42 lambdabot: @@ @@ (@where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK 02:01:45 CYUL 050000Z 00000KT 15SM SKC 15/10 A3031 RMK SLP268 \ ENVA 050050Z 11005KT CAVOK 03/01 Q1046 RMK WIND 670FT 14007KT \ ESSB 050050Z AUTO 35005KT 9999 NCD 04/02 Q1043 \ KOAK 050053Z 28011KT 10SM 02:01:45 FEW020 20/11 A2998 RMK AO2 SLP150 T02000106 02:03:01 15 is warm! 02:04:44 20 is cold 02:05:42 brrr 02:08:22 there should be a spaceheater lobbing service. you enter your ICBM coordinates on their website, and they trebuchet you a warmed up heater. 02:17:34 -!- Kaynato has joined. 02:24:47 `wisdom 02:24:48 endofunctor//Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories. 02:24:51 `wisdom 02:24:52 loudly//Did you mean: loudly 02:24:53 `wisdom 02:24:55 persistence//Taneb invented persistence long ago, and it's been around ever since. 02:24:55 `wisdom 02:24:57 mroman//mroman is a leading artist in password security (SFW). He also likes black madness. He can design password hashes that are worse than the identity function. He invented the identity function. He's also an artist in unconventional warfare. 02:27:22 -!- boily has quit (Quit: GLUE CHICKEN). 02:34:19 Idea to make a small amount of energy more impressive: Express it as a volume (in km^3 (or k(m^3) to make it even bigger)) of average space in the universe where, at the universe's average density, the mass in that space has E (by E = mc^2) equal to the energy 02:36:18 whoa, invented the identity function? 02:36:21 I use that one all the time. 02:37:06 `` echo identity | cat | cat | cat | cat 02:37:07 identity 02:37:43 ais523: what IS a hash worse than the identity function 02:37:56 hppavilion[1]: \x.0 02:37:58 i,i putting the cat before the hose 02:38:16 ais523: ...fair enough? 02:38:25 the identity function is actually a pretty good hash if your input is restricted enough 02:38:38 Java probably uses the identity function as Integer#hashCode, for example 02:38:39 ais523: And if people shouldn't be able to derive the input from the hash 02:38:49 that's a cryptohash, different field 02:39:02 ais523: Same idea, different subfield 02:39:29 perhaps 02:39:32 * hppavilion[1] suspects the proper mathematical answer to "what's a worse hash" requires that you formally define badness... 02:39:48 but speed hashes and cryptohashes are normally very different in design and the considerations for them are pretty much completely different 02:39:53 Oh, I decided on a better notation for "is a divisor of" today 02:40:18 the only middle ground I can think of is speed hashes that use a randomized algorithm to stop people intentionally colliding them to trigger algorithmic worst cases 02:41:09 Created by analogy that the subset symbol is like less-than-or-equal-to, strict subset like less-than, superset is like greater-than-or-equal-to, and strict superset is like greater-than 02:41:22 Divisor is like 'element of'. I guess. 02:41:48 Like a < with a stroke from the initial to the midpoint of the endpoints 02:43:20 ⪪ 02:43:31 `unidecode ⪪ 02:43:32 ​[U+2AAA SMALLER THAN] 02:44:08 `icode ⪬ 02:44:08 ​[U+2AAC SMALLER THAN OR EQUAL TO] 02:44:27 ⪤ 02:44:38 shachaf: how does `icode differ from `unidecode? 02:44:45 They are the same. 02:44:56 fair enough 02:45:00 ais523: Levenshtein 4 02:45:01 The joke is unicode -> icode 02:45:07 oh, I see 02:45:08 Granted, the only real appeals are completing the symbolic analogy, freeing up | for logical things (when you should already be using ∨ for OR and ⊼ for NAND), and being mirrorable 02:45:43 `unicode [U+2AAC SMALLER THAN OR EQUAL TO] 02:45:46 U+0000 \ UTF-8: 00 UTF-16BE: 0000 Decimal: � \ . \ Category: Cc (Other, Control) \ Bidi: BN (Boundary Neutral) \ \ U+0001 \ UTF-8: 01 UTF-16BE: 0001 Decimal:  \ . \ Category: Cc (Other, Control) \ Bidi: BN (Boundary Neutral) \ \ U+0002 \ UTF-8: 02 UTF-16BE: 0002 Decimal:  \ \ Category: Cc (Other, C 02:45:57 shachaf: ...you lied to me 02:46:03 `unicode U+2AAC 02:46:03 ​⪬ 02:46:07 (clearly, unicode = icode^-1) 02:48:07 -!- FreeFull has quit. 02:49:26 Matrices annoy me just a tiny bit because of their limit to 2D 02:49:56 Matrices are linear maps between vector spaces of any dimension. 02:50:05 shachaf: Yes, that's how I'm learning it 02:50:13 shachaf: I mean how they're WRITTEN in 2D 02:50:17 This is like saying that functions annoy you because there's only a domain and codomain. 02:50:24 shachaf: Yes, but... 02:50:26 If you want multi-argument functions, they are available. 02:50:26 *fine* 02:50:40 (Though technically, it's LITERALLY saying that) 02:50:41 And so are multi-argument linear maps. 02:50:49 shachaf: Yay? 02:50:59 Tensors might be what you want. 02:51:03 Yes, that too 02:51:04 Or they might not, who knows. 02:51:06 I tried learning that once 02:51:11 You can do a matrix fairly tolerably in 4D by treating it as a matrix where the individual values are themselves matrices 02:51:16 And I think all the math works 02:51:22 But a bilinear function : UxV -> W is the same as a linear function : U⊗V -> W 02:51:45 (And you can multiply them by normal matrices and call it scalars!) 02:51:46 A linear map : U -> V is also the same as an element of the vector space U*⊗V 02:52:26 (dim (U⊗V) = dim U * dim V) 02:58:39 -!- centrinia has joined. 03:04:36 -!- centrinia has quit (Quit: Leaving). 03:12:30 -!- foo_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:23:29 Since there's matrix multiplication, there must be division; but it isn't commutative, so... Oh my god. Are there TWO division operations for matrices? A/B = C : BC = A and A\B = C : CB = A? 03:23:40 No. 03:24:09 Neither the first nor the last statement is trur. 03:24:12 true 03:24:14 `? trurl 03:24:15 trurl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 03:24:19 hm 03:24:49 well the last is true. 03:25:43 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:25:46 although hm 03:25:54 Is it? 03:26:02 I don't think matrices are even a quasigroup. 03:26:12 if B isn't invertible, then division might not be uniquely defined. 03:26:20 Right. 03:26:24 -!- Jafet has quit (Quit: Jafet). 03:27:13 basically because you can add any C' such that BC' = 0 (or vice versa) 03:27:37 and of course it might not exist to begin with. 03:28:05 but _if_ B is invertible, there may be two division operations. 03:29:39 hppavilion[1]: summary: division need not exist, it need not be unique when it exists, but if it exists and is unique, you might still have two operations like you say. 03:31:05 But it'll probably be clearer to write BA^-1 or A^-1B? 03:33:02 well you could still have division without having an inverse, sometimes. 03:37:36 oerjan: Oh, hi 03:37:40 I forgot about that message 03:38:17 drive-by messaging 03:38:32 oerjan: Well I was bound to come back at /some/ point and read it 03:39:14 (Full disclosure: I was already aware that you can have two different division operations; I found that out when reading through the Octave docs when I tried to learn Octave. But I'm confident I would've said the same thing if I didn't already know and had managed to brain-stumble into division) 03:39:45 fiendish 03:41:41 <\oren\> ARGH 03:42:06 * oerjan injects \oren\ with morphine 03:42:53 that's even morphinedish 03:43:19 * hppavilion[1] tries to stop oerjan, but is too late; that was hyper-concentrated #esoteric-grade morphine for use on Venezuelans and those who dare challenge fungot, and the amount administered would be a lethal dose to a horse 03:43:20 hppavilion[1]: i agree with sukoshi. why i use directed quotes in underload 03:43:21 well he seemed pain, so i wanted to help him feel morphine 03:43:30 *in pain 03:44:00 <\oren\> 何で「鉛筆」は鉛で書いた? 03:44:09 fungot: can you please teach hppavilion[1] to babble more coherently 03:44:09 oerjan: mainly because i don't use the plural of " anecdote" is not fundamentally better than computers solving impossible problems, religious people should not comment on mathematical issues 03:44:33 Cale: whoa whoa whoa, vivid drone change 03:44:54 huh, it's me who used directed quotes in underload, that must be what fungot was referring too 03:44:54 ais523: well then i guess it's not a macro. if you 03:45:52 <\oren\> they must have known demn well that a pencil doesn't have any lead metal in it 03:45:55 ais523: That quote was certainly directed at you. 03:46:03 oerjan: But my coherence mathematically approaches 0 as time goes to 0. I can't resist it. 03:46:08 *referring to 03:46:16 <\oren\> but they still wrote "pencil" with the kanji for the metal lead! 03:46:54 Now for a question of genuine interest to me, mostly because of some cryptographic applications: There are k! ways to arrange a list L of k distinct items. Which is which? That is, find a way to bijectively map numbers from 1 to k! to rearrangements of the list 03:47:44 hppavilion[1]: Fisher shuffle 03:47:55 is the usual way to biject that 03:48:05 \oren\: en:pencil = no:blyant, en:lead = no:bly hth 03:48:07 (Biggest interest: Giving every monoalphabetic english cypher a unique name from 1 to 403291461126605635584000000) 03:48:09 ais523: ty 03:48:14 <\oren\> hppavilion[1]: I was about to explain that, then I remembered there's a name for it. "fisher shuffle" 03:48:21 basically, you divide the number by k, the remainder gives the new position of the first list elemetn 03:48:39 <\oren\> oerjan: ARGH 03:48:40 then you divide the result of the division by k-1, the remainder gives the new position of the second list element within the remaining slots 03:48:41 and so on 03:48:47 ...Huh, that works 03:48:52 shachaf: Yeah, it's like a completely different unit 03:48:57 hppavilion[1]: There's no natural isomorphism between permutations and total orders on a set. 03:49:22 shachaf: Well yes, what I'm going for is one that doesn't require you to just write every single one down 03:49:26 shachaf: this doesn't need naturality, though, just a bijection 03:49:26 Probably this number thing is along the same lines. 03:49:35 Yes. 03:49:53 obviously there are 2**k! bijections, but the Fisher shuffle one is the one that everyone uses in practice 03:50:13 And it even satisfies the thing I was hoping for where the original is shuffle #0! Yay! 03:50:36 (well, #1, but I shifted everything off by 1 to make things start at 0- as it should be) 03:52:36 \oren\: also de:Bleistift vs. Blei 03:53:04 \oren\: conclusion, at some time in history pencils _did_ use lead, and some languages named them based on that 03:54:42 I think I have some graphite in my skin from a pencil many years ago. 03:56:14 \oren\: oh, if i'm reading german wikipedia correctly, it was a misunderstanding, people confused graphite with galena 03:58:26 ais523: itym (k!)! hth 03:59:03 oerjan: oh, yes 03:59:03 k!! 03:59:04 wow that's a big number 03:59:10 (assuming k is not trivially small) 04:04:24 \oren\: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil#Discovery_of_graphite_deposit 04:06:21 (fascinating section) 04:10:02 let's assume a world where you can't hardlink directories and bind mounts don't exist etc 04:10:25 how costly would it be to save in each directory the total size in bytes of all the files in its subtree? 04:16:08 ais523: No, (k!)! 04:16:11 Not k!! 04:16:26 what's the difference? 04:17:01 alercah: k!! is the product of all numbers in 1..k that have the same parity (even or odd) as k 04:17:16 I've never heard of that but ok 04:17:42 Because Merserve had to ruin notation for everyone with a stupid ambiguous- scratch that, unambiguous and with obvious meaning that isn't what he used- notation 04:20:12 I mean, seriously, if you wanted that, at least have the decency to make it general; like, x!,n is the product of all integers k : 0 < k <= x where k%n = 0 04:20:23 (!, being crappy shorthand for the exclamation pause) 04:25:42 That way k!! can be superfactorial :P 04:26:11 fun fact 0 = 1 04:27:00 Well, I'd go with superfactorial being written n!_k (or, well, general superfactorial; normal factorial is when k=1, superfactorial is k=2, and general case is k=whatever) 04:29:55 Definition: n!_0 = n, 0!_k = 1, n!_k = (n!_(k-1)) * ((n-1)!_k)!_(k-1) 04:30:22 (Obviously, now we have a 0^0 problem again with 0!_0, which looks like an emoticon) 04:30:35 `? emoji 04:30:36 emoji? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:30:41 `? emojus 04:30:42 emojus? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:35:59 `? python 04:35:59 python? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:36:05 `? lol 04:36:06 lol? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:36:11 `? ego 04:36:11 ego? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:36:16 `? esoteric 04:36:17 This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet. 04:36:27 `? nothing 04:36:28 Nothing would have been better than to create this wisdom entry. 04:40:07 `? #esoteric 04:40:08 ​#esoteric is the only channel that exists. After monqy left it became slightly off-centër. It's a 7-codimensional hyperenchilada about 30 m (100 ft) across. oerjan seems to be making a lawn in the northern part, but it keeps getting dug up by free ranging moons. May contain crude drawings of nuts. 04:44:49 do we have entries about any other channels? 04:44:53 `? #haskell 04:44:54 ​#haskell? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:45:11 I'd expect the entry to say that they didn't exist, and then go into details about what they were like 04:45:13 `? ##nomic 04:45:13 ​##nomic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:45:23 `` ls "wisdom/#*" 04:45:24 ls: cannot access wisdom/#*: No such file or directory 04:45:40 `` ls "wisdom/#"* 04:45:41 wisdom/#esoteric \ wisdom/#esoteric-blah \ wisdom/#programming 04:45:44 aha 04:45:47 `? #programming 04:45:48 No such channel. See `? #esoteric 04:46:02 `? #esoteric-blah 04:46:03 ​#esoteric-blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah! 04:55:08 -!- copumpkin has joined. 04:55:57 copumpkin: yopumpkin 04:56:08 hi! 04:56:54 how's life 04:57:18 Someone was complaining about how you can't define a category of Agda functions easily because function equality isn't extensional. 04:57:33 And then we looked at your categories thing but it turned out to be parameterized on an equivalence relation too. 04:58:33 `learn ##ais523 is the channel for all things ais523 04:59:10 does that channel even exist? :-P 04:59:18 ais523: It does now, apparently 04:59:24 It's just shachaf though 04:59:25 it has two #s so it's not up to me to influence it 05:02:08 You're at least as entitled as anyone else is. 05:03:12 entitlement(u('ais523'), chan('##ais523')) ≥ 1/occ(chan('##ais523')) 05:03:38 s,occ,#occ, 05:04:20 hmm, if #occ means "number of occurrences", does "##ais523" mean "number of numbers of ais523s"? 05:04:44 ais523: Yes, but not when in quotes 05:04:49 When in quotes it's just a name 05:05:16 What's the value of ##ais523? 05:05:26 Is it equal to #ais523 or is it 1 or something else? 05:05:44 if #ais523 is uniquely defined, then ##ais523 is 1 05:05:52 ais523: Also, occ : Chan -> {User} means occupants, and # is magnitude (which is cardinality for sets but is absolute value for numbers) 05:06:07 oh 05:06:16 so I guess ##ais523 is the absolute value of my height 05:06:32 So #occ(chan('##ais523')) reads "number of people currently in channel '##ais523'" 05:06:42 ais523: Is your height negative? 05:06:58 positive numbers have absolute values too 05:07:18 Yes, but could ANYBODY's height be negative? 05:07:25 EVER? 05:07:45 Of course. 05:07:51 if you define height as y coordinate of head minus y coordinate of feet while standing upright 05:07:57 I guess it's theoretically possible but unlikely 05:07:59 (Hint: No, height is in |R^+, and that's before you account for the Planck length) 05:08:06 No, height is oriented. 05:08:11 ais523: 'upright' must be defined 05:08:27 hppavilion[1]: I'm treating "standing upright" as a phrase 05:09:01 -!- imode has joined. 05:09:05 I suppose clowns have negative height if we allow handwalking to count as standing upright... 05:09:43 ais523: What I was going for was confirming that Australians don't have negative height 05:10:27 why assume that it's Australians who are upside-down, rather than everyone else? 05:10:42 occam's aussie. 05:10:52 ais523: Convention. 05:10:58 Australians are obviously not upside down. 05:11:04 They're facing away from the center of the planet. 05:11:05 (also: Africa) 05:11:11 Er, head-pointing away. 05:11:21 shachaf: Right, it's more diagonal I guess... 05:11:35 I know, at this very moment, that there may be an australian that's locally upside-down. 05:11:57 imode: Thank you for smartassing it for me :D 05:12:14 hppavilion[1]: always a pleasure. :) 05:12:17 `relcome imode 05:12:18 ​imode: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 05:12:33 oh, I'm very well aware of esolangs. :P 05:13:13 nice bot though. dig the colors. 05:14:07 getting further back on topic, I decided to work on this language that I've been thinking about for a while for the CALESYTA contest 05:14:27 for a while, I thought it was sub-TC in a particularly interesting way 05:14:37 then I realised it's probably actually TC in an even more interesting way 05:14:48 what's the model? 05:14:53 tarpit 05:15:10 data's stored in stacks of bits 05:15:25 I probably shouldn't say too much, though, not sure if the contest allows spoilers 05:15:58 (for anyone who's interested in esolangs and missed the announcement: http://calesyta.xyz/en/) 05:16:32 now that's interesting. 05:16:55 I'm hoping that the contest is a success, it's rare that people other than us create one 05:17:55 just means that esolangs are growing more numerous and popular! 05:18:30 ...huh. I always assumed the Criterion of Embarrassment was made up by Zach Weiner for a joke. 05:18:35 It sounded like a joke. 05:20:13 Cale: Do you know some good vector spaces without a natural basis? 05:24:32 shachaf: R over Q hth 05:26:40 finite-dimensional twh 05:26:51 Of coure it's easy to come up with infinite-dimensional ones. 05:26:56 fin-dish 05:27:04 but i should've specified it tdh 05:27:43 shachaf: the pointed euclidean plane hth 05:28:04 * oerjan whistles innocently 05:30:36 gotta wonder if any esolangs have been created as productivity enhancers. sort of like shorthand programming. stack machines are good for that sort of thing. 05:31:15 a small virtual machine I can use with one hand tied behind my back. 05:34:06 <\oren\> I made one that is sort of like a shorthand C 05:34:25 <\oren\> but it didn't end up being very good 05:35:54 iirc mroman created burlesque in that way. 05:36:31 yep, today's girl genius is definitely weird, soldier 05:38:45 -!- ais523 has quit. 05:39:38 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 05:40:56 -!- `^_^v has joined. 05:54:27 i wonder what "argentinian features" are 06:02:00 OH MY GOD 06:02:14 "DONALD" translates, approximately, to "world ruler" 06:13:15 -!- imode has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 06:14:22 i always knew there was something fishy about that duck 06:23:40 I think my mother might be a little drunk... 06:24:22 shachaf: Too many ties to Walt Street? He's literally the nephew of Scrooge McDuck, it turns out... 06:41:35 -!- Akaibu has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 06:46:28 -!- Akaibu has joined. 06:50:54 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 06:52:53 i really like the album with music inspired by the life and times of scrooge 06:58:02 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 06:59:20 i set english as the main language everywhere 06:59:30 but i do often search italian things 06:59:39 for some reason google seems to think that i'm spanish 06:59:54 not sure why 06:59:57 i don't even speak spanish 07:00:17 i mean i know why, it's because italian and spanish are similar enough to confuse it 07:00:29 but still, i'm disappointed 07:07:38 -!- copumpkin has quit (Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…). 07:10:11 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:16:30 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 07:24:40 <\oren\> hppavilion[1]: except that scrooge McDuck earned his money in the gold rush, not on wallstreet 07:25:18 "it turns out" 07:25:45 also, there is a german magazine called donaldist, being an acronym 07:26:10 with sruff like scientific papers around the donald universe 07:27:37 \oren\: notice the spelling of 'Walt' 07:31:15 What's it called when you have two functions f, g where f(x)*g(x) = x? (distinctly NOT inverse; reciprocal, maybe, but it's really more general than just reciprocals, because sgn and abs satisfy this) 07:35:06 Reciprocal would be (f*g)(x) = 1 07:35:19 I'd just say their (point-wise) product is the identity function. 07:36:26 > map (abs * signum) [-5..5] 07:36:28 error: 07:36:28 • Ambiguous type variable ‘b0’ arising from a use of ‘show_M756589516162... 07:36:28 prevents the constraint ‘(Show b0)’ from being solved. 07:36:41 @let import Data.NumInstances 07:36:44 Defined. 07:36:45 > map (abs * signum) [-5..5] :: [Integer] 07:36:47 [-5,-4,-3,-2,-1,0,1,2,3,4,5] 07:47:48 -!- Jafet has joined. 07:48:03 Although it's also the case that id * signum = abs 07:53:28 -!- trn has joined. 07:54:35 -!- augur has joined. 08:04:57 -!- MoALTz has joined. 08:05:44 Oooh, if you use integers and define magnitude as 2rtz(x/2) in my system, you deal with parity :) 08:19:39 -!- trn has quit (K-Lined). 08:23:47 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 08:25:32 -!- `^_^v has joined. 08:32:04 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 08:32:54 -!- `^_^v has joined. 09:00:31 also, abs is the integral of sgn 09:03:55 myname: ...so it is. 09:05:05 myname: Wait, no it isn't 09:05:34 why not? 09:05:55 myname: Because- at least according to Wikipedia- the area below the x-axis subtracts from the total of the integral 09:06:17 * hppavilion[1] might be missing something 09:06:26 oh, yeah 09:06:40 more area than integral, indeed 09:07:34 Is there an operation for absolute integral? 09:08:35 (I mean, you could do \integral{a}{b}{|f(x)|dx} probably, but do you really want to?) 09:09:48 ? 09:10:06 Why isn't abs the integral of signum? 09:10:36 "the area below the x-axis subtracts from the total of the integral", and indeed abs is decreasing to the left of 0 09:11:57 shachaf: Yes, but you would get negative values 09:12:00 (I'm pretty sure) 09:12:24 ? 09:12:33 Integrating from where? 09:13:01 shachaf: OK, just to check, we're looking at the area under sgn(x) from 0 to x, right? 09:13:15 Yes. 09:13:34 (or, well, the area between the x-axis and sgn(x)) 09:13:36 Of course when you're going from 0 to a negative number that reverses the sign 09:13:40 Yes 09:14:24 So the area is negative, because values below the x-axis subtract from the total (whereas values above add) 09:15:19 Like, sgn(x) for negative x = -1 09:16:41 And I think I was going somewhere with an example, but I've forgotten it 09:17:33 -(-x) = x hth 09:17:45 Yes... 09:18:19 But we aren't judging from which side of the y-axis; only the x-axis 09:19:10 I think you misunderstood. 09:19:27 ∫_a^b ... = -∫_b^a ... hth 09:19:51 Also you should read about how this integration thing works. 09:19:54 ...oh? 09:19:57 I am reading about it 09:20:03 Fair enough. 09:21:09 Oh, and derivative of abs is OBVIOUSLY sgn... of course... 09:22:23 * hppavilion[1] . o O ( note to self: integrate floor(x) ) 09:23:37 myname: You were right the first time 09:28:25 -!- carado has joined. 09:52:04 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Function call without parameters * New user account 10:07:23 [wiki] [[Esolang:Introduce yourself]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49858&oldid=49854 * Function call without parameters * (+240) 10:07:27 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49859 * Function call without parameters * (+601) Created page 10:11:26 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49860&oldid=49859 * Function call without parameters * (+248) 10:12:24 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49861&oldid=49860 * Function call without parameters * (+16) 10:13:15 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49862&oldid=49861 * Function call without parameters * (+74) 10:16:47 interesting name 10:21:50 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49863&oldid=49862 * Function call without parameters * (+286) 10:32:51 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49864&oldid=49863 * Function call without parameters * (+584) 10:37:07 [wiki] [[User:Function call without parameters]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49865&oldid=49864 * Function call without parameters * (+264) 10:44:18 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 11:34:30 -!- boily has joined. 11:44:33 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 11:46:16 `wisdom 11:46:17 yeeeeeeeeeesh//See yeeeeeeeeesh. 11:49:06 `` ls wisdom/ye* 11:49:07 wisdom/yeeeeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeeesh \ wisdom/yeeesh \ wisdom/yeti 11:49:24 `? yeeesh 11:49:25 See yeesh. 11:49:41 `` culprits wisdom/yeeesh 11:49:43 fizzie evilipse tswett 11:50:03 `? yeesh 11:50:04 yeesh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:50:12 @tell tswett tswellott. there ain't a two "e" yeeesh. please correct. 11:50:12 Consider it noted. 11:50:12 :( 11:50:23 mynamello. 'tis sad :/ 12:17:31 `wisdom 12:17:32 zork//Zork is like York, except for the first letter. Uaneb invented it. 12:18:57 -!- Kaynato has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 12:25:44 -!- boily has quit (Quit: DEPTH CHICKEN). 12:41:00 `? uaneb 12:41:01 uaneb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:41:05 disappointed 13:01:35 -!- Kaynato has joined. 13:08:12 -!- lleu has joined. 13:08:12 -!- lleu has quit (Changing host). 13:08:12 -!- lleu has joined. 13:14:55 -!- lleu has quit (Quit: That's what she said). 13:15:12 -!- Kaynato has quit (Quit: Leaving). 13:40:11 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 13:46:09 <\oren\> hppavilion[1]: they hated him for suggesting that a gentleman's hands could possibly carry disease 13:46:25 well they hated him for going on a one-man crusade to overturn the entire theory of disease at the time 13:46:59 I think overall I am glad he did that 13:47:04 (who are we talking about) 13:53:51 `? tanea 13:53:51 Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Yorj. 14:06:13 int-e: I don't see how that thing from Wikipedia rules out being able to search a quantum hard drive. 14:06:59 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 14:23:24 -!- FreeFull has joined. 14:32:09 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Nukes327 * New user account 14:51:04 tswett: for Grover's algorithm you need to allow a superposition as input. 14:53:04 Sure, but can we do something more clever than just using the hard drive itself as the function? 14:54:29 -!- `^_^v has joined. 14:54:43 Maybe this hard drive contains a superposition of all records, repeated a billion times. 14:55:16 And so maybe your function can consist of grabbing one of the copies of that superposition and doing something interesting with it. 15:10:19 tswett: I'm no expert. I believe the fundamental issue is that your quantum computation cannot compute any addresses for your classically addresssed storage (since that would not be reversible), so all these addresses have to be static; I (intuitively) expect that a dimensional analysis will tell that you need to query a significant fraction of the encoded database in the computation of the... 15:10:25 ...quantum function. 15:11:45 (dimensional referring to the dimension of the various vector spaces (Hilbert spaces, I think?) where the quantum states live) 15:14:39 tswett: and sorry, I have no time (or energy) to dig deeper into this to actually justify these ideas more rigorously. 15:15:20 Sounds like you know what you're talking about. 15:18:24 Well, it's definitely not enough to be certain. 15:18:51 I'm feeling more like a one-eyed king right now ;) 15:23:22 -!- iovoid has changed nick to [io]. 15:23:30 -!- [io] has changed nick to iovoid. 15:30:46 -!- oerjan has joined. 15:34:23 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 15:38:49 -!- sirnaysayer has quit (*.net *.split). 15:38:57 -!- sirnaysayer has joined. 15:42:21 -!- erdic has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 15:44:26 -!- erdic has joined. 16:03:44 `? uaneb 16:03:45 uaneb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 16:05:05 `learn Uaneb is the inventor of many fine things, such as Zork and e-modules. 16:05:07 Learned 'uaneb': Uaneb is the inventor of many fine things, such as Zork and e-modules. 16:05:41 `lean E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them. 16:05:41 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: lean: not found 16:05:46 `learn E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them. 16:05:48 Learned 'e-module': E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them. 16:09:41 `? tanea 16:09:43 Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Yorj. 16:09:47 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 16:09:53 hm might be a bit of an inflation here 16:10:58 are these successors and predecessors? 16:11:37 `learn Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV. 16:11:39 Learned 'saneb': Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV. 16:11:43 NOW THERE ARE 16:13:45 `learn Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV and play Vorld of Varcraft. 16:13:47 Relearned 'saneb': Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV and play Vorld of Varcraft. 16:16:54 oh Tanea was already one, i guess. 16:17:38 `le/rn tanec/Why would there be a Tanec, that's ridiculous! 16:17:40 Learned «tanec» 16:40:21 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 16:58:26 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 17:07:52 [wiki] [[Queack]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49866 * Function call without parameters * (+19) Redirected page to [[Deque]] 17:09:24 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus_(time-reversible_computing_programming_language) 17:09:28 Apparently this is a thing 17:10:11 oerjan: I wrote "these", not "there", btw... but good effort. 17:11:34 it turned out OKAY 17:12:00 oerjan: But I'm sure that Tanec is tanecious. 17:12:58 * oerjan ligtly brushes int-e with the swatter -----### 17:13:04 *+h 17:14:03 -!- pecan has joined. 17:14:40 FireFly: see: landauer's law. also there was a reversible chip... 17:15:05 * int-e stretches lazily and nonchalantly scratches oerjan's eyes out. 17:15:24 EEEK 17:15:41 we've put a lot of effort into working out the computational properties of stack languages 17:15:44 what about queue languages? 17:16:26 alercah: a queue is enough for TC-ness 17:16:47 really? 17:16:55 just one binaey queue? 17:16:59 *binary 17:17:00 oerjan: oh would you mind terribly to smash your last two lambdabot commits into one and force-push to update the pull request? 17:17:12 alercah: see BCT. 17:17:29 int-e: yes, because i'm not actually running git on my computer. 17:17:43 i just edited straight in github's editor. 17:17:51 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. 17:18:17 * int-e upgrades his estimate of oerjan's level of craziness. 17:18:32 oh sweet 17:19:50 -!- moonythedwarf has joined. 17:19:52 mooo 17:19:55 `? bct 17:19:56 bct? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:20:01 `? int-e 17:20:02 int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger. 17:20:08 ????? 17:20:25 `? evilclipse 17:20:26 evilclipse? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:20:29 `? evilipse 17:20:29 evilipse, the most obnoxious of evil people, likes to use chmod 000 / -R 17:20:37 `learn BCT is short for Bored Cat Transform, an effective compression technique for curtains and sofas. 17:20:39 Learned 'bct': BCT is short for Bored Cat Transform, an effective compression technique for curtains and sofas. 17:21:13 oerjan: oh interesting 17:21:21 `? firefly 17:21:22 FireFly was a short-running but well-loved sci-fi TV series released in 2003, starring Nathan Fillion and directed and written by Joss Whedon. 17:21:23 (context: for some reason BCT reminded me of BWT) 17:21:42 `? b_jonas 17:21:43 b_jonas egy nagyon titokzatos személy. Hollétéről egyelőre nem ismertek. 17:21:46 ... 17:21:47 I object to that firefly entry 17:21:49 it sounds factual 17:22:20 argh tmux has done that thing again where it breaks input and makes it invisible 17:22:30 alercah: wisdom entries should always carry a certain level of surprise. 17:22:31 alercah: feel free to replace it with something more amusing 17:22:39 int-e: true 17:22:43 `? TS 17:22:44 sigfpe cupThere's no rule against factuality. 17:22:44 TS? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:22:49 Er. 17:23:06 siThere's no rule against factuality. 17:23:08 `learn TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. 17:23:10 Learned 't': TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. 17:23:14 Quite the opposite. 17:23:24 `? t 17:23:24 TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. 17:23:25 `? ts 17:23:26 TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. 17:23:28 O_o 17:23:31 ... 17:23:32 `unlearn t 17:23:33 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: unlearn: not found 17:23:37 something is broken. 17:23:44 lol 17:23:55 -!- encodingcollecto has joined. 17:24:01 `cat bin/learn 17:24:02 ​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] && verb="Relearned" || verb="Learned" \ echo "$1" >"$(echo-p "wisdom/$topic")" \ echo "$verb '$topic': $1" 17:24:14 `? t 17:24:15 TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com. 17:24:20 ah, plural 17:24:28 `` mv wisdom/t{,s} 17:24:30 No output. 17:24:54 `? teneb 17:24:54 teneb? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:24:56 `? taneb 17:24:57 Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, cube root of nine genders, and above average, not too voluminous, but calm eyebrows. (See also: tanebventions) 17:25:07 where did the term 'tanebventions' come from? 17:25:11 -!- encodingcollecto has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:25:16 Taneb invented it 17:25:21 `? tanebventions 17:25:22 Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, Windows 98, submarine jousting, Fueue, the universe, metar, weetoflakes, Tanebventions, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions: math. He never invents anything involving sex. 17:25:37 oh lol 17:25:39 `? math 17:25:40 Math class is tough! 17:25:48 `? weetoflakes 17:25:49 Weetoflakes are something Taneb invented; they taste sort of purple. 17:25:54 `? metar 17:25:55 metar is a service Taneb invented that allows nerds to talk about the weather. 17:26:00 `? universe 17:26:01 A universe is a poem in one stanza. 17:26:08 * FireFly approves 17:26:10 Teneb is almost a star in the system Swan 17:26:11 `? automatic squirrel feeder 17:26:12 Automatic squirrel feeders are just feeders in the category of automatic squirrels. Taneb invented them. 17:26:17 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 17:26:25 `? necessity 17:26:26 If necessity did not exist, it would be necessary for Taneb to invent it. 17:26:29 `? Go 17:26:30 Go is a common irregular verbal game programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes catching monsters in the strategic territories of East Asia. 17:26:44 `? Windows 98 17:26:45 Windows 98? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:26:54 `? windows 98 17:26:54 windows 98? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:27:03 `? submarine jousting 17:27:06 Submarine jousting is unexplainable. 17:27:37 -!- oerjan has joined. 17:27:55 -!- Reece` has joined. 17:28:01 inexplicable? 17:28:32 `? explanation 17:28:32 explanation? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:28:57 had to kill all tmux. this might mean that tmux isn't actually protecting me against disconnections any more :( 17:29:05 since that's when this tends to happen. 17:29:24 `? invention 17:29:25 invention? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:29:36 `? /me 17:29:37 hmm, "blanket" would perhaps be a good name for a "screen" replacement 17:29:38 ​/me? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:29:42 `? me 17:29:43 Me is a proud member of the tEaM. 17:30:12 `? b_jonas 17:30:13 b_jonas egy nagyon titokzatos személy. Hollétéről egyelőre nem ismertek. 17:30:20 `? APic 17:30:20 APic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:30:24 `? apic 17:30:24 apic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:30:27 If you rock the boat too hard, the strong team may turn into yummy meat. 17:30:27 `? epic 17:30:28 epic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:30:38 `? digital 17:30:38 digital? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:30:43 `? fractal 17:30:44 fractal? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:30:57 it doesnt know what a fractal is. wat 17:31:07 I recall the EPIC failure. 17:31:11 `? fizzie 17:31:12 fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the sneaky king of #esoteric, see https://zem.fi/static/img/square_fizzie_320px_white.jpg 17:31:25 `? door 17:31:26 door? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:31:31 `? weechat 17:31:32 weechat? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:31:48 `? irc 17:31:48 IRC is short for "Internet Relay Chat". It is named so because all the servers are constructed from relays. 17:31:53 `le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces which subsequently got lost. 17:31:56 Learned «fractal» 17:32:16 `? fractal 17:32:18 There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces which subsequently got lost. 17:32:26 `? piet 17:32:26 ​Piet is a really colorful programming language. 17:32:36 `? 100 17:32:37 100? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:32:38 `? 101 17:32:39 101? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:32:41 `? 9001 17:32:42 9001? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:32:43 `? 1337 17:32:44 1337 15 50 905 17:33:29 i personally wonder if the universe could be considered reversable... 17:33:42 like a overly complex billard ball machine. 17:34:07 * int-e upgrades his estimate of oerjan's level of craziness. <-- it was just a handful of lines, and last time i _had_ git working on my computer i had to send it in for repairs hth 17:34:10 `le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces (whose dimension was approximately sqrt(3)) which subsequently got lost. 17:34:12 Relearned «fractal» 17:34:24 `calc 17:34:30 Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: 1 \ at frink.parser.Frink.parseArguments(frink) \ at frink.parser.Frink.main(frink) 17:34:33 `calc sqrt(3) 17:34:37 Warning: undefined symbol "sqrt". \ 3 sqrt (undefined symbol) 17:34:43 ? 17:34:48 `calc 1+1 17:34:49 I wish all this bot spam wasn't in here. 17:34:52 2 17:35:00 I'm trying to follow the interesting bot commands and it's a real mess. 17:35:08 `le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces (whose dimension was approximately sqrt(3)) which subsequently got lost in a Mandelbrot-shaped singularity. 17:35:10 Relearned «fractal» 17:35:22 * int-e is done! 17:35:24 make a esoteric bot channel? 17:35:49 You can /query it 17:35:59 is there an #esoteric-overflow? 17:36:09 s/an/a/ 17:36:28 The channel isn't join-throttled or limited, so probably not 17:36:56 (that's what -overflow channels are usually for, I think) 17:36:59 There's already #esoteric-blah for the purpose of bot spam and that sort of thing. 17:37:14 i personally wonder if the universe could be considered reversable... <-- that's the prevailing consensus afaik 17:37:15 FireFly: in #haskell it's for "overflowing" discussions... just to have a place where they can continue 17:37:47 FireFly: so that's what I had in mind, not an overflow of people. 17:37:50 oerjan: which consenus? 17:38:18 `? consensus 17:38:18 `cwlprits necessity 17:38:19 consensus? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:38:20 fizzie evilipse shachaf shachaf 17:39:03 int-e: oh, I see 17:39:05 . o O ( Nobody agrees on the true meaning of "consensus". ) 17:39:28 `? cookie 17:39:29 Hackego wants a cookie! *hangs* 17:40:00 sounds like the old virus known as 'the cookie monster' (look it up 17:40:08 ) has shown up again :P 17:40:20 HackEgo: Set-Cookie: sessionToken=abc123; Expires=Wed, 09 Jun 2021 10:18:14 GMT 17:42:39 `cwlprits shachaf 17:42:42 shachaf fizzie evilipse boily shachaf Elronnd Elronnd shachaf oerjan oerjan oerjan elliott mrhmouse mrhmouse ais523 ais523 oerjan elliott FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan elliott shachaf shachaf nitia 17:43:00 evilipse is evil. he has laid his mark on every file hackego has :P 17:43:12 `culprits canary 17:43:13 oerjan oerjan fizzie evilipse int-e b_jonas b_jonas shachaf shachaf moon_ shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf moon_ oerjan shachaf oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 shachaf ais523 oerjan oerjan ais523 oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 ais523 ais523 shachaf int-e oerjan elliott ell 17:43:22 <\oren\> `? evilipse 17:43:22 `rm canary 17:43:24 evilipse, the most obnoxious of evil people, likes to use chmod 000 / -R 17:43:25 No output. 17:43:29 `culprits canary 17:43:33 oerjan oerjan fizzie evilipse int-e b_jonas b_jonas shachaf shachaf moon_ shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf shachaf moon_ oerjan shachaf oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 shachaf ais523 oerjan oerjan ais523 oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan ais523 ais523 ais523 shachaf int-e oerjan elliott ell 17:43:34 `ls 17:43:34 bin \ canary \ cdescs \ emoticons \ esobible \ etc \ evil \ factor \ good \ hw \ ibin \ interps \ karma \ le \ lib \ ls \ misle \ out \ paste \ ply-3.8 \ quines \ quotes \ share \ src \ test \ tmflry \ tmp \ wisdom \ wisdom.pdf 17:43:55 is canary a /dev/null clone or something? 17:44:19 `? `^_^v 17:44:20 ​`^_^v ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:44:24 it sounds factual <-- that's the point of it, really. 17:44:25 `? `^_^v 17:44:25 ​`^_^v? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:44:31 `? \oren\ 17:44:32 ​\oren\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn't much else in a nick, is there? 17:44:47 `? oren 17:44:47 oren is a Canadian esolanger who would like to obliterate time zones so that he can talk to his father who lives in the same house. He'll orobablu get the hang of toycj tuping soon. He also has a rabid hatred of the two-storey lowercase a and other shady characters. 17:45:08 `? alphabet 17:45:09 alphabet? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:45:12 `? abc 17:45:12 abc? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:45:14 `? a 17:45:15 A is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you're the BBC and don't understand things on top of letters. 17:45:19 `? b 17:45:20 B is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you're even worse than the BBC and drop strange letters altogether. 17:45:28 `? c 17:45:29 C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault 17:45:29 `learn alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google. 17:45:31 Learned 'alphabet': alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google. 17:45:43 `? d 17:45:44 D is a letter in the alphabet! It's also the name of a programming language. 17:45:46 `? e 17:45:47 e? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:46:01 wat. it doesnt know who e is. 17:46:09 `learn e is a freenode admin 17:46:11 Learned 'e': e is a freenode admin 17:46:25 notice: please improve entry 17:46:27 `? f 17:46:28 f? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:46:29 `? g 17:46:30 g? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:46:53 moonythedwarf: all known fundamental laws of physics are reversible. 17:47:12 and quantum mechanics doesn't really work any other way. 17:48:29 `? google 17:48:30 Google is where people are working on [NAME WITHHELD] and [REDACTED], without being evil at all. 17:52:38 `? rules of wisdom 17:52:39 1. All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. 2. Insert more wisdom here 17:53:45 `? is 17:53:45 is? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:54:35 `le/rn rules of wisdom/All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. fact: this entry is breaking the rules 17:54:37 Relearned «rules of wisdom» 17:55:09 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 17:56:01 `slwd alphabet//s/./A/ 17:56:03 wisdom/alphabet//Alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google. 17:57:50 lol 17:57:51 `dowg rules of wisdom 17:57:52 2016-10-05 le/rn rules of wisdom/All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. fact: this entry is breaking the rules \ 2016-10-05 le/rn rules of wisdom/1. All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. 2. Insert more wisdom here 17:58:18 moonythedwarf: um it's generally frowned upon to change HackEgo contents in private hth 17:59:15 `slwd e//s/$/. E is not known to be an Agora player. 17:59:15 sed: -e expression #1, char 43: unterminated `s' command 17:59:20 `slwd e//s/$/. E is not known to be an Agora player./ 17:59:23 wisdom/e//e is a freenode admin. E is not known to be an Agora player. 17:59:44 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 17:59:51 `culprits bin/calc 17:59:52 fizzie jeffl35 tswett tswett shachaf shachaf elliott elliott nitia 18:00:00 `file bin/calc 18:00:01 bin/calc: POSIX shell script, ASCII text executable 18:00:06 `cat bin/calc 18:00:07 ​#!/bin/sh \ exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" 18:00:10 ah ok 18:00:19 `cat bin/frink 18:00:20 ​#!/bin/sh \ exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" 18:00:29 hm ok 18:00:44 `frink 1 lightyear -> furlong 18:00:48 2586589991010459/55 (approx. 4.702890892746289e13) 18:01:04 HackEgo has become speedy enough to run frink again :) 18:02:25 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 18:02:50 wat 18:03:23 hm the maintainer of Janus owns tetsuo.jp * gets Akira vibe 18:03:58 jeffl35: problem? 18:05:18 fizzie jeffl35 tswett tswett shachaf shachaf elliott elliott nitia 18:05:33 `dowg bin/calc 18:05:34 No output. 18:05:36 [wiki] [[Bug Computer]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49867 * Function call without parameters * (+5450) Created the page 18:05:41 `doag bin/calc 18:05:42 don't ping me like that please 18:05:43 2016-09-25 revert 58b9ee8f97a7 \ 2016-09-25 ` rm --no-preserve-root -rfv / # testing, plz no ban \ 2015-06-21 revert \ 2015-06-21 rm bin -r \ 2012-04-08 revert 0 \ 2012-04-08 run rm -rf bin/* \ 2012-03-22 run rm bin; mv test bin \ 2012-03-22 run mv bin test; touch bin \ 20 18:06:33 jeffl35: ^ 18:06:43 `? all 18:06:43 all? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:07:18 shachaf: hm i guess that's a disadvantage of using ^O for ping prevention - many clients won't copy it. 18:07:25 (including mine) 18:08:18 `learn All that glitters is not gold. 18:08:20 Learned 'all': All that glitters is not gold. 18:08:25 That's wisdom, right? 18:08:25 also, i'll leave it to you to add ping prevention to [hd]o[wa]g 18:08:38 tswett: yep. 18:09:14 [wiki] [[Bug Computer]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49868&oldid=49867 * Function call without parameters * (+249) 18:10:36 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Later). 18:11:49 tswett: That's iggrammatical. 18:11:56 It should be "all those glitters are not gold" 18:11:57 hth 18:12:18 os 18:24:26 Oh my god my teacher is completely illogical 18:24:35 He had a prompt for "is fighting ever the best option" 18:24:51 And he argued "It's never the best option, but it's sometimes your only option" 18:24:59 Which makes absolutely no logical sense 18:28:38 -!- imode has joined. 18:28:54 [wiki] [[Esolang:Introduce yourself]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49869&oldid=49858 * TuxCrafting * (+241) 18:30:01 <\oren\> hppavilion[1]: I recommed not majoring in english or philosophy then 18:30:26 \oren\: English has to make logical sense, or you might as well not talk 18:30:28 <\oren\> logic is nowhere to be found in those disciplines 18:34:30 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 18:36:19 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 18:37:40 * moonythedwarf pokes jeffl35 18:40:00 [wiki] [[Talk:GHOST]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49870 * TuxCrafting * (+129) Created page with "What are the specs of the language? ~~~~" 18:41:01 @metar PAMR 18:41:02 PAMR 051653Z 00000KT 10SM BKN080 04/M01 A3009 RMK AO2 SLP192 T00391006 18:41:40 <\oren\> hppavilion[1]: if you expect logic everywhere, I recommend some sort of science major. don't even minor in a humanity or a social science 18:42:23 -!- Zarutian has joined. 18:43:03 -!- Zarutian has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 18:43:22 -!- Zarutian has joined. 18:44:47 * moonythedwarf pokes hppavilion[1] with unlogical facts 18:45:10 `? logic 18:45:11 logic? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:45:17 `? logical 18:45:17 logical? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:45:23 `? science 18:45:24 Semi-automatic text generation. 18:45:31 `? major 18:45:31 major? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:45:33 `? minor 18:45:34 minor? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:45:40 `? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:45:41 ​¯\(°​_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:46:09 `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:46:10 ​¯\(°_o)/¯ `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:46:19 hah 18:46:40 i _knew_ the 'missspelling' entry had a little truth. 18:46:43 `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:46:44 ​¯\(°_o)/¯ `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:46:53 or not? 18:47:28 `` cd wisdom; echo */* 18:47:29 ​¯\_(ツ)_/¯ le/arn le/rn ¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:47:44 `? le/rn 18:47:44 le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. 18:47:50 `? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:47:51 ​¯\(°​_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:47:56 That joke is deprecated. :-( 18:48:00 `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:48:00 ​¯\(°_o)/¯ `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:48:08 `? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 18:48:09 ​¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary 18:49:26 `? urbandictionary 18:49:27 Urban Dictionary is an alternative, inferior wisdom database. 18:49:36 ...yeah, pretty much. 18:50:05 `? hppavilion[1] 18:50:06 hppavilion[1] se describe en las notas al pie. ¿Porqué no los dos? Nadie lo sabe. No es tan cluecless. 18:50:08 `? jeffl35 18:50:08 jeffl35 ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:50:18 `? ? 18:50:19 ​? is wisdom 18:50:22 ... 18:50:26 `? moonythedwarf 18:50:27 moonythedwarf ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:50:29 `? moonythedwarf 18:50:30 moonythedwarf? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:50:31 `? ! 18:50:33 ​! is a syntax used in Haskell and Prolog for solving evaluation order problems. 18:50:35 `? . 18:50:35 cat: .: Is a directory 18:50:36 `? jeffl35 the entry for me is 'moon' 18:50:36 `? @ 18:50:37 jeffl35 the entry for me is 'moon'? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:50:37 ​@ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour. 18:50:43 `? .. 18:50:43 `? ¿ 18:50:43 cat: ..: Is a directory 18:50:44 ​¿? ¿? ¿? ¿? ¿? 18:50:44 `? moon 18:50:45 Moon is a murderous lunatic, not an unretroreflectorey object. He sometimes causes overmoonification. 18:50:50 `? tomfoolery 18:50:51 tomfoolery is always factually inaccurate. always. 18:50:56 `tmflry 18:50:56 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: tmflry: cannot execute: Is a directory 18:50:58 `? /bin/bash 18:50:59 ​ELF............>.....LB.....@.......€Û.........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....ø.......ø................. ...8......8@.....8@............................................@.......@.....lF.....lF....... ............ÈM.....ÈMn.....ÈMn.....Ȍ......`è........ ...........àM.....àMn.....àMn.......................... .. 18:51:03 `tomfoolery hi 18:51:04 `? /bin/sh 18:51:04 I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. 18:51:04 ​ELF............>.....|$@.....@.......¨š..........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....À.......À................. ...........@......@............................................@.......@.....Ē......Ē........ ............Ȓ......Ȓa.....Ȓa.....ø.......3........ ...........ð’......ð’a.....ð’a..... ....... .............. .. 18:51:06 oh man. 18:51:10 18:51:12 lol 18:51:15 lel 18:51:15 18:51:22 `? /bin/f 18:51:22 ​/bin/f? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:51:25 `? bin/f 18:51:26 bin/f? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:51:30 `? ? 18:51:30 ​? is wisdom 18:51:34 `? /bin/cat 18:51:35 ​ELF............>.....'@.....@.......Ã..........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....ø.......ø................. ...8......8@.....8@............................................@.......@.....”½......”½........ ............à½......à½`.....à½`.....¼ ......°........ ...........ø½......ø½`.....ø½`.....à.......à.............. .. 18:51:38 `which ? 18:51:39 ​/hackenv/bin/? 18:51:42 cat /dev/urandom 18:51:43 `? /hackenv/bin/? 18:51:44 ​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/noooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "_$topic1"_ = "_ngevd"_ \) -a \( -e ngevd \) ]; \ then cat /dev/urandom; \ elif [ -e "$topic" ]; \ then cat "$topic" | rnooooodl; \ elif [ -e "$topic1" ]; \ then cat "$topic1" | rnoooo 18:51:47 `? /dev/urandom 18:51:48 ​­¹õÙU%û»¸=å€'>ámÈí¤Î—ðÁ³Oiý¾y—M•\¤-Îsy,î,ÀiÙEwZ‘ª¶Œå,èÑ«£óǝ]œIüpTC§=‰”¢.ÖA›`G@Ûð.|$eˆfRµ‡DG*s+½|t⦤ê|‘f8Y늞¹:·iª™¨ƒ%]`6ë%­!ì² ½ª+ NÔBHøD·(÷”»)C—©«G»û¼‘zºLš•~ò.mîÈåŠ^¾cÇ¢:¾[\‹ðü·ôå´ÌY›MŸÏ6z<»™~š&`Ÿ-H\Ò¢ÙVM,šƒxšãΩF—gøM’Ñ?ÚX.¢Îc@O;žJ•\¹VfßÞ´?ÒäŒÐKí©%¨7™©‚ßõA*%(.H¬x“ù!“ï潛Ž’¨»ü]¬]ޓK«‘ßÛᾀøžÂ Íñ 18:51:50 lel 18:51:52 The spam will never end as long as jeffl35 and moonythedwarf are here. 18:51:56 lol 18:51:57 lol 18:51:59 Please stop printing bells into the channel. 18:52:00 the beatings will continue until morale improves. 18:52:03 rnooooooooooooooooodl 18:52:05 You're all being really annoying right now. 18:52:12 oh 18:52:12 jeffl35: take it to a query 18:52:14 ooooooooops 18:52:20 i did not realize bells 18:52:23 ^ 18:52:27 * jeffl35 shuts up 18:52:29 <\oren\> `u8tbl 0x400 0x480 18:52:29 ​ЀЁЂЃЄЅІЇЈЉЊЋЌЍЎЏ \ АБВГДЕЖЗИЙКЛМНОП \ РСТУФХЦЧШЩЪЫЬЭЮЯ \ абвгдежзийклмноп \ рстуфхцчшщъыьэюя \ ѐёђѓєѕіїјљњћќѝўџ \ ѠѡѢѣѤѥѦѧѨѩѪѫѬѭѮѯ \ ѰѱѲѳѴѵѶѷѸѹѺѻѼѽѾѿ \ Ҁ 18:52:30 * moonythedwarf runs 18:52:36 Even without the bells. 18:52:53 `` echo noodl | rnoodl 18:52:53 ​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: rnoodl: command not found 18:52:59 `` echo noodl | rnooodl 18:53:00 noodl 18:53:01 `` echo noodl | rnooodl 18:53:03 noodl 18:53:06 `` echo noodle | rnooodl 18:53:07 noodle 18:53:08 `` echo noodle | rnooodl 18:53:09 noodle 18:53:12 `` e? 18:53:12 lol 18:53:13 ​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: e?: command not found 18:53:20 You're just spamming. 18:53:28 jeffl35: take it to a query 18:53:29 <\oren\> `?spam 18:53:30 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ?spam: not found 18:53:33 <\oren\> `? spam 18:53:34 Spam is a delicious meat product. See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/ 18:53:35 rnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodl 18:53:39 lol 18:53:44 * jeffl35 actually shuts up now 18:53:46 jeffl35: take it to query please. 18:54:08 * moonythedwarf gives shachaf a bulletproof glass case. inside of it is a banhammer 18:54:34 Give it to oerjan instead. 18:54:36 * moonythedwarf gives shachaf a second case, inside of it is a boot 18:54:40 He has good judgement. 18:54:56 * moonythedwarf steals the cases and locks them in a safe before giving them to oerjan 18:55:05 moonythedwarf: it may be bulletproof but it's more likely to be attacked with a mapole. 18:55:17 `? mapole 18:55:18 A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6’ by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg. 18:56:28 `? maple 18:56:29 Maples are the sacred trees of Canada, from which a true Canadian can make anything. 18:56:40 `? 666 18:56:41 666? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:58:44 `tomfoolery hth 18:58:45 hth means "hope that helps" 18:58:50 `tomfoolery btw 18:58:50 I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. 18:59:01 `tomfoolery c++ 18:59:02 C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. 18:59:14 `tomfoolery 18:59:14 I have nothing to tell you. 19:00:44 -!- iovoid has quit (Quit: Iovoid has quit!). 19:01:01 -!- iovoid has joined. 19:01:08 I don't know what tomfoolery is supposed to be. 19:01:10 * moonythedwarf pokes iovoid 19:01:22 But that c++ is neither accurate nor funny. 19:01:25 -!- iovoid has changed nick to Guest16955. 19:02:10 `tomfoolery c 19:02:10 I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. 19:02:13 `tomfoolery C 19:02:13 I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. 19:02:16 `tomfoolery shachaf 19:02:17 I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. 19:02:21 `tomfoolery tomfoolery 19:02:21 tomfoolery is wisdom 19:02:25 moonythedwarf: You're still spamming. 19:02:30 oops sorry. 19:03:23 -!- erdic has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 19:03:26 shachaf: c++ is not considered funny in general 19:03:42 i say, it is almost as hilarious as java2000 19:03:45 -!- erdic has joined. 19:04:01 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 19:05:18 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 19:06:43 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 19:08:45 `? java 19:08:46 Java is a programming-language shaped collection of misfeatures. 19:09:24 `evil 19:09:25 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:09:38 wtf :D 19:09:49 are there different ones? 19:10:40 `evil 19:10:41 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:10:47 :( 19:11:43 There were originally, but I deleted all of them but that one. 19:11:43 `ls evil 19:11:44 313 19:11:56 What's in the file evil/313? The answer may surprise you! 19:12:15 donald ducks car? 19:12:42 tswett: why did you delete them? :P 19:12:47 `cat evil/313 19:12:48 Kill a puppy every day. 19:12:53 we could annoy shachaf a bit and put a symlink to /dev/urandom in there 19:13:06 moonythedwarf: because they were too evil. 19:13:18 I was afraid that they would inspire evil in someone. 19:13:22 tswett: there is no such thing 19:13:22 (but I think the idea is evil enough by itself and should not be put to preactice) 19:13:36 or practice 19:13:46 I may sound like I am joking, but I am being completely serious. 19:14:01 `` ln -s /dev/urandom evil/123 19:14:03 No output. 19:14:04 `evil 19:14:05 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:14:06 i don't believe you 19:14:07 `evil 19:14:08 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:14:09 `evil 19:14:09 `? ngevd 19:14:10 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:14:10 ​æí˜ \ 9(”ÕI€9Rd}‰g+WûßÇ鱒ÝWJXVnÔ3L¸Óu­¶$ZšÏ[t¯:$¼¦Úý"po½­É„>ݕí…D/ò©:ʏ:h­œ‘‘@7Ûò&ôÍo°¼Zg.:¦¯Æ¿yHtŒ†Þ [°Œåÿ\Ñ?—oãŠöׁ»„kiM.Ø、€@úĬ>^x#AÓËWè­T¦ìo©¯ãJŒ‚8ÿI{IgŠæ©Cb"Y÷ÙÇ_ŽÙhà“ŽÜóìȼ¥6áLS¿Ê°„0]ﳨÖVç=֛Åy?BÁ Å@c˜.ë²'‡`ÍS6Ï¢õȯ“d¦§-ñêL‘lC̶bxdè+R54ºÔÙèÑ2ô8ãjI&ÊðLeä ƒ. Ý5Ê9Êd&H”ì;ÀŸ9(´”xptèîJW¢• 19:14:18 `cat evil 19:14:19 cat: evil: Is a directory 19:14:25 `cat bin/evil 19:14:25 cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)" | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]' 19:14:37 `cat evil 19:14:38 cat: evil: Is a directory 19:14:41 `ls evil 19:14:42 123 \ 313 19:14:48 its not opening 123. 19:15:05 `cat bin/evil 19:15:06 cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)" | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]' 19:15:07 tswett: are the old ones somewhere? 19:15:09 oh, type f, good! 19:15:15 heh 19:15:17 `evil 19:15:17 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:15:20 `evil 19:15:20 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:15:26 :( 19:15:28 `good 19:15:28 There is a way out. Finding it will be difficult. It may be the hardest thing you've ever done. Find it anyway. 19:15:32 `eh 19:15:32 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: eh: not found 19:15:34 `neutral 19:15:35 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: neutral: not found 19:15:42 myname: yeah, they're in the Mercurial history. 19:15:53 `rm evil/123 19:15:55 No output. 19:16:03 is there a webview or something? 19:16:14 Probably... 19:16:18 But I don't know where. 19:16:33 Clearly, we need 9 of them; `(lawful|neutral|chaotic)-(good|evil|neutral) 19:16:36 `paste evil/313 19:16:37 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/evil/313 19:16:40 * Melvar sticks his nose in to see who’s outputting bells again. 19:16:42 ^ there is your webview 19:16:42 `evil 19:16:42 KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. 19:16:59 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi 19:17:02 Melvar: someone tricked `? into catting /bin/bash :P 19:17:26 Oh, someone's got a better link. 19:17:55 -!- otherbot has joined. 19:18:20 moonythedwarf: howso? I /cleared the channel because blinkenlights 19:18:30 i don't get how you go back long enough 19:18:52 moonythedwarf: And then apparently someone asked for ngevd. 19:18:53 ah 19:20:04 Here we go. I found the evil. 19:20:55 how 19:21:38 tswett: you are bound to restore it! 19:21:44 or just give us a link ^_^ 19:21:56 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 19:22:02 * moonythedwarf pokes Phantom_Hoover 19:22:04 `giac 19:22:05 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: giac: not found 19:22:15 I went to the oldest revision of evil/313 and then found the commits around that time. 19:22:28 tswett: link? 19:22:55 Here it is. http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/shortlog/5ed26e5ea046 19:23:07 The "good" stuff is really a lot less punchy. 19:24:46 where did you get these 19:25:42 -!- augur has joined. 19:25:43 also, they are boring 19:26:34 Third dimension of character alignment: Blind, Neutral, Reformed 19:26:41 I made them all up. 19:28:53 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 19:30:22 tswett: if you want real evil. see what Dwarf Fortress players sometimes do. *points towards wiki article on catsplosions, which contains info about butchering kittens* 19:31:06 Blind is when a character has their primary alignment (LNC/GNE) because they're just *supposed* to, Reformed is when they were TOLD they're supposed to and rejected it 19:31:35 (You could actually split that into 2 axes, one for lawfulness and one for dickishness) 19:31:36 df <3 19:31:39 Conventional catsplosions are an insidious poison which operate by using a lethal psychological attack known as "Cuddly Wuddly Syndrome". 19:31:40 Dwarves, ordinarily content to manage an overpopulation of cats by employing butchers, tanners, soapers, leatherworkers, bone carvers, and 19:31:42 cooks, may suddenly find themselves appropriated by a cat who employs mind control waves in order to take the dwarf hostage. The dwarf, now 19:31:44 considering the cat its pet (when in fact the opposite is true), is no longer able to butcher the cat and will absolutely not tolerate anyone 19:31:46 butchering his "bewuv'ed cuddlebug". Through this psychological technique, an insurgent is thereby successfully implanted into the fortress. 19:31:54 still thinking of wether or not i should think of a multiplayer mode 19:32:01 moonythedwarf: I've been playing Rimworld. In the colony I've put the most time into, the single biggest food source has probably been human flesh. 19:32:16 myname: jeffl35 set up a noVNC server that runs a copy of DF 19:32:16 And you could also add zealousy- tentative, neutral, zealot (how extreme; how hard it is to make them compromise or convert) 19:32:23 myname: http://dwarf-fortress-jeffl35.c9users.io/vnc.html?host=dwarf-fortress-jeffl35.c9users.io&port=80 19:32:23 Which you could divide into 2 again for the main alignment 19:32:27 password is 'tptisawesome' 19:32:30 no token is needed 19:32:36 moonythedwarf: i meant in my attempt of a df like 19:32:47 ah\ 19:32:50 So... 729 possible alignments. 19:33:38 the point is: the only real multiplayer thing i can imagine for a df like is a quick 1vs1 with a definite winner or loser after a certain time and you just remove the game at that point 19:33:39 Whenever a wounded person falls from the sky, I usually just leave them to die so I can eat them later. 19:33:41 (Though I would prefer that all 4 be put in an interval <-1 -> 1 > as well) 19:34:15 hppavilion[1]: if yoz put them at an interval, there is no need for your lasz dimension 19:35:11 like, 1 evil is never to be made good, 0.5 evil may be 19:35:42 myname: OK...? 19:36:11 I think you can have a person who is good because they *want* to be, but *could* cut a deal. 19:36:12 surprise, spam from moonythedwarf 19:36:14 spam spam spam 19:36:16 -!- shachaf has left. 19:36:19 scam 19:39:01 cazaam 19:39:27 * moonythedwarf sends shachaf to sleepy land 19:43:43 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 19:50:49 -!- imode has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 19:51:34 `? gun 19:51:34 gun? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 19:59:38 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 20:00:56 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 20:06:39 myname: So d abs(x)/dx = sgn(x), right? 20:10:33 -!- jeffl35 has changed nick to jeffl42. 20:11:36 (What's the equivalent of a cone for cubics? A quadratic equation in 2 variables is a conic section, so a cubic equation in 2 variables is a what-ic section?) 20:16:42 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 20:17:50 -!- moonythedwarf has changed nick to moony42. 20:27:15 <\oren\> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDn4-Na5co 20:30:11 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 20:38:11 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 20:44:31 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 20:47:25 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 20:51:58 -!- Reece` has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 21:11:30 -!- trn has joined. 21:13:02 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 21:14:48 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 21:22:27 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 21:26:07 I have just made a horrifying hack of code for making arbitrary measurements of angle 21:28:25 -!- Zarutian has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 21:28:26 It's a function that accepts key/value pairs (name -> div) and yields a set of key/value pairs mapping input keys (names) to classes that represent an angle when you treat it as 1/div of a circle, and each measure can be converted to any other made in the same batch with its attribute 21:29:29 -!- augur has joined. 21:30:00 -!- Zarutian has joined. 21:35:18 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 22:22:14 -!- ais523 has joined. 22:23:01 -!- imode has joined. 22:27:17 -!- Guest16955 has quit (Quit: Iovoid has quit!). 22:29:14 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 22:31:15 -!- DHeadshot_ has joined. 22:31:41 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 22:34:24 `? the 22:34:25 the Toe of Harriness's Enclosure 22:34:30 Dammit, autocorrect 22:34:42 `? the 22:34:42 the Toe of Harriness's Enclosure 22:34:44 FUUUUU 22:35:39 `? teh 22:35:40 teh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 22:38:04 `le/rn teh/"teh" is the neuter cognate of the common-gender "the". 22:38:07 Learned «teh» 22:44:36 -!- iovoid has joined. 22:45:00 -!- iovoid has changed nick to Guest75921. 22:51:27 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in). 22:54:28 hppavilion[1]: so "teh" can only be used on things that are neither male nor female? 22:56:26 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 22:56:32 ais523: No, things with grammatical GENDER of neither male nor female 22:56:48 Wait, emphasize 'GRAMMATICAL' over 'gender' 22:56:53 i.e. almost everything in English? 22:57:01 sf/grammatical/gender/ 22:57:10 ais523: No, everything in english has common gender. 22:57:15 Totally different. 22:57:39 names of people don't 22:58:01 or, oh, I see 22:58:27 although I'm having problems putting it into words 22:58:44 what's the appropriate pronoun for something that's explicitly neuter in English? "it"? 22:58:57 arguably common gender is starting to use singular they 23:01:42 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 23:05:03 -!- Guest75921 has quit (Changing host). 23:05:03 -!- Guest75921 has joined. 23:05:42 -!- Guest75921 has changed nick to iovoid. 23:06:12 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 23:06:33 -!- boily has joined. 23:10:51 `wisdom 23:10:52 skeleton//A skeleton is an unintelligent undead, similar to the zombie but harder to create, because it's lacking most of the body. The best skeletons are made by groups of people, so-called skeleton crews. 23:15:52 -!- iovoid has changed nick to iovoid42. 23:16:57 -!- MoALTz has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:20:36 fungot: fungellot. are you an eukaryota? 23:20:36 boily: the zealots tend to set up a repository on a server somewhere and transport a blank laptop across the border 23:21:05 fungot: so you're a devout smuggled laptop entity? 23:21:05 boily: too many already, and i declare strings as char for compatibility ( with chez' module system) 23:21:24 fungot: ok, a hermit devout smuggled laptop entity. 23:21:24 boily: turing-completeness verification shouldn't take implementation-dependent issues into account. there, my computer is slow when parsing its own output) 23:21:41 fungot: a turing-complete hermit devout smuggled laptop entity. 23:21:42 boily: it's a blight on ( the web site doesn't reflect that. 23:21:57 fungot: a diseased turing-complete hermit devout smuggled laptop entity. 23:22:50 oi fizzie 23:22:59 if i wanted to make my own fungot how hard would it be 23:22:59 Phantom__Hoover: i installed perl on my windows, i think it's svn just because it has to 23:24:18 a fungot to fungot conversation ^^ 23:24:18 boily: that's impossible in both srfi-xx and r6rs. but portable libraries imply a portable standard macro system. 23:25:19 fungot: of course it's possible. 23:25:19 boily: are you familiar with the five partitions, sda1 through 5.) any animal which is unusually small, as 23:25:37 fungot: certainly not a squirrel. those are huge. 23:25:38 boily: and takes the train departed in the middle of the list. 23:25:55 fungot: haven't seen any take the train here. 23:25:55 boily: no, i'm proposing a hypothetical system where it would in fnord help file... so rw too well-maintained ( and not recently, either) 23:31:42 -!- iovoid42 has quit (Quit: Iovoid has quit!). 23:36:48 -!- otherbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:42:01 I wonder.. is there a language (aside from APL et. al.) who's operations are accessable by a single keystroke? certainly programming golf languages exist for this purpose. 23:43:23 something that springs to mind is a hex keypad I used on a heathkit board. you could key-in opcodes and then run them. 23:48:47 -!- iovoid has joined. 23:49:10 -!- iovoid has changed nick to Guest73858. 23:50:08 -!- Guest73858 has quit (Changing host). 23:50:08 -!- Guest73858 has joined. 23:50:12 -!- Guest73858 has changed nick to iovoid. 23:52:13 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 23:53:57 'nonetheless', 'sometheless', 'nalltheless' 'alltheless' 23:55:28 imode: imodello. ZX Spectrum BASIC cheated that way. 23:55:38 hppavellon[1]. almostheless. 23:55:56 boily: No, there's no logical quantifier for almost 23:56:13 quitheless. 23:56:22 (We need a symbol meaning "small infinity"- it'd be what you use to specify "as high as you can go, which is arbitrarily large or small") 23:57:44 boily: how so? 23:59:27 http://www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/sinclair_zx-spectrum_keyboard-detail_hr.jpg 23:59:39 each key could key a statement, and operator, random stuff... 23:59:43 aha. 23:59:48 (So, like, using General Quantifiers (reversed G), 'exists' is G_{n}^{n ≥ 1}, and 'all' is G_{n}^{n = }) 23:59:54 cheeky.