< 1477700060 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1477702244 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e4354b.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1477702326 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e4354b.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477703045 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e4354b.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1477703066 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e4354b.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477703364 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477703456 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477703468 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1477703484 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1477703493 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1477703494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :something-that-isn't-in-hackego's-wisdom//It is now. < 1477704167 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1477704252 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jeffl35: jelloffl35. debugging your bot? < 1477704334 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: uh yeah < 1477704340 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also where did jelloffl35 come from < 1477704342 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1477704373 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? porthello < 1477704374 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hellonfused one. Porthellos are the standard greeting format in #esoteric. Best enjoyed with some thé or caffè and a fternooner. < 1477704421 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1477704440 0 :jeffl35!jeffl@unaffiliated/jeffl35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see < 1477704503 0 :moony_the_lycan!~u0_a330@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hello < 1477704504 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello hello hello, what's all this then? < 1477704536 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moony_the_hellycan. < 1477704671 0 :Guest59092!~moonythed@161.129.197.104.bc.googleusercontent.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477705205 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fternooner < 1477705206 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fternooner (Danish »fternooner«, Norwegian «ttermiddag», Swedish ”ftermiddag”) is a screamingly delicious pastry. < 1477705224 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pastrsy < 1477705225 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pastrsy? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1477705227 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pastry < 1477705228 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pastry? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1477705290 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn A pastry is a sugary confectionery that is customarily eaten after writing an essay. < 1477705292 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'pastry': A pastry is a sugary confectionery that is customarily eaten after writing an essay. < 1477705768 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? essay < 1477705769 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :essay? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1477705880 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn essay/To essay is to try, and while doing that showing your work in writing. < 1477705884 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'essay': To essay is to try, and while doing that showing your work in writing. < 1477706091 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is fucking hunted by the local election, cant even read a bbc news article without an reference to it in a sidebar
< 1477706112 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :just move to australia < 1477706126 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless you're already in australia, in which case you're fucked < 1477706210 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :funnily enough I am nearly on the antipode of australia on the globe < 1477706245 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :then that's a perfect solution < 1477706583 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1477706704 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zarutian: you should ublock. ads are evil. < 1477706772 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that is the thing, it is not even an ad, it is an reference to an article on the bbc news site < 1477706843 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now my GURPS calculation program can calculate costs of alternative attacks too < 1477706871 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If there are any other special cases that I have not yet considered, I hope I will add them < 1477706883 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION uses adblocking heavily. If he could he would install an ad nuker, which does not only block the ads from loading but votes the adsevers as target for ddos.
< 1477706969 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's gonna need some serious computing power < 1477707122 0 :FaerieFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric : fternooner (Danish »fternooner«, Norwegian «ttermiddag», Swedish ”ftermiddag”) is a screamingly delicious pastry. ← I see what you did with the quote marks < 1477707144 0 :FaerieFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm tempted to change it to »ftermiddag» since »foo» is the second preferred (and also standard) quoting format < 1477707169 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you nest quotes with that syntax? < 1477707373 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :talking about ddos. Funny how it was used as an excuse last or the one before last x-mas by Sony and Microsoft when they didnt bother to provision their gaming service networks for the expected influx of new console owners. < 1477707491 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So many quote mark styles. < 1477707502 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dammit, ain't ASCII good enough for ya? < 1477707524 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FærielloFly. the quote patterns were chosen with artisanal handscraftmanship hth < 1477707531 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, okay, I'll admit that doing the quotes “properly” looks nicer. < 1477707537 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhelloq. ASCII is boring. < 1477707553 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :«No» „You cant even „nest“ the quoes with only " or ' you know“ < 1477707594 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is trying to find at least one understandable and reliable source on how to play koi-koi...
< 1477707605 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`just \`escape\` them` < 1477707606 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: just: not found < 1477707610 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso4vjERgdA < 1477707623 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, there’s no real codepoint for an apostrophe in Unicode distinct from a quotation mark. < 1477707659 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: why < 1477707683 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's the typewriter single-quote-apostrophe, and single quote marks. < 1477707687 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go figure. < 1477707702 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION thwacks \oren\ with a whistling mapole
< 1477707719 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: no papole? < 1477707738 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: because I can'tstop watching renge-chon meme videos < 1477707754 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zarutian: papole? < 1477707754 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKVCJhFXFwU < 1477707788 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: you got ma-pole, shurly you got pa-pole too, no? < 1477707790 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ that one is my favorite of them so far < 1477707822 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it has that one Céline song... < 1477707859 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you like the recorder that much, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCUMFkfOPnU < 1477707860 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Celine Dion is the best Dion < 1477707871 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many other dions are there? < 1477707889 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's her mom, a Famous Local Cook. < 1477707903 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(she's known as Maman Dion, obviously.) < 1477707912 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477707977 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and theres stephane dion < 1477707989 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :former hed of the liberal party < 1477708003 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Charismatic Stéphane Dion, you mean. < 1477708120 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: well there is Mustar Dion. < 1477708134 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mustard* < 1477708146 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this feels like some kind of joke but i don't get the reference < 1477708317 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION condimently thwacks Zarutian. 0.19 Sh.
< 1477709599 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477709655 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477709931 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1477710287 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode JOIN :#esoteric < 1477710702 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477710835 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: BUTTERFLY CHICKEN < 1477711126 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477711561 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` printf '/* foo */ "bar /* baz */ bat" \n /* \n foo \n bar */ baz\n' | sed ':a;$!{N;ba};s#//[^\n]*\n\|/\*\([^*]\|\*\**[^*/]\|\n\)*\*/\|\("\([^"\\]\|\\.\)*"\|.\)#\2#g' < 1477711562 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ "bar /* baz */ bat" \ baz < 1477711570 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :strips c style comments < 1477711589 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION didn't write that
< 1477711617 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1477711632 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I hear by cut it. < 1477711971 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just got to use http://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=195 for practical reasons :D < 1477712281 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1477713410 0 :pecan!?@? NICK :FearFly < 1477713561 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1477713965 0 :FearFly!?@? NICK :pecan < 1477714285 0 :augur_!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477714295 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1477714808 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can make nest with ' and " which sometimes will be done with "('("('x')")')" for example, and also is how they do it with INTERCAL too. < 1477714845 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I used matching alternating ' and " in Shove < 1477714846 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Although, with INTERCAL you can also use exclamation mark as a substitute for '. too) < 1477714859 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in INTERCAL the alternation normally isn't needed, except in some corner cases involving array subscripts < 1477714865 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :however most programmers do it anyway because it makes things easier to read < 1477714884 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, sometimes it isn't ambiguous, anyways < 1477714927 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it is seen sometimes in a text they do that alternation, whether or not they use different quotation mark for beginning and end of the quotation. < 1477715353 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1477715839 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477715886 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has there ever been a browser with tree-based tab structure? < 1477715914 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: there are browser extensions for that < 1477715939 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rather than [a] the primitive scalar tab [b] list tabs and [c] the former (and, with extension, current) firefox system of 2D array tabs? < 1477715941 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Oh? < 1477715977 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I vaguely remember one called TreeStyleTabs < 1477715991 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :never used it though < 1477716100 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Looks like it's pretty old < 1477716123 0 :u0_a330!~u0_a330@tx-76-1-72-128.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477716173 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've periodically wanted to learn FireFox extension dev in general for a while now < 1477716245 0 :moony_the_lycan!~u0_a330@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1477716297 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, it'd be nice if there was a way to check for similar nicks between channels... < 1477716323 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(identical on the same server, similar on different servers) < 1477716351 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the same server, there is WHOIS and NAMES < 1477716454 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If you have the +i mode set on yourself then others normally can't see what channel you are on except channel they are also on) < 1477716647 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1477716873 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477717815 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, can we talk about the invention of LISP as the data-code merger? >:) < 1477717901 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477718022 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, maybe there should be language flags that are (generally) distinct from national flags < 1477718118 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, a "Flag of German (the language)" < 1477718175 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usually the flag of the country is used but sometimes they can speak the same language in many country or even many language in one country too < 1477718180 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Because some sites use flags- rather than names- to indicate language, which leads to the issue of whether e.g. you reference English with the American Flag, Union Jack, English Flag, or something else) < 1477718185 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore, maybe it helps a bit < 1477718280 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though, I think I've seen english without a UK-US distinction represented as an american flag AND union jack merged by a(n implicit) diagonal split from the inner-lower corner to the outer-upper corner. < 1477718326 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way, the UK, why the hell did you make your flag have a right side up, but LOOK like it should be perfectly symmetrical < 1477718362 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know why < 1477719187 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reading http://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=195, I'm getting suspicious < 1477719198 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because Finnish is entirely unrelated, but cat is still "kissa" < 1477719204 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "k" is ubiquitous < 1477719230 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spanish calls a cat "gato", but "g" is nearly identical to "k" < 1477719258 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deutsch gives Katze < 1477719299 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vietnamese has " < 1477719299 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :con mèo" and various other suffixed "con"s < 1477719334 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shona, which is from... somewhere... has "katsi" < 1477719356 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Welsh have "cath" < 1477719383 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hungarian has "cica" < 1477719388 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gets his tin foil cat
< 1477719692 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :pic < 1477719747 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yay < 1477719790 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Google made a new beta layout for YouTube that fits with their über-sleek, technical layout used on other sites < 1477719795 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoop-de-doo < 1477720360 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :British and American are not the only kind of English language anyways; the other way is Canadian < 1477720756 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Oh, knew I was forgetting someone... < 1477720766 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And it wasn't Australia) < 1477720814 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Secret Council of /(b[plurandy]+b ?){2}/i < 1477721248 0 :augur_!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477721289 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477721570 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1477721763 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477723627 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously for english you should use the flag of england < 1477723661 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: cat in japanese is neko < 1477723668 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: shhhhh < 1477723678 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Nobody even knows the Flag of England outside the UK < 1477723684 0 :benderB787!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:d90f:c92f:cdb9:28a7 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477723733 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm making a Python program to handle metric-like systems < 1477723739 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the flag of the uk could indicate it is using some british language, e.g. scots, english or welsh but not which one < 1477723907 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the flag of canada could indicate that the page est bilingue en francais et anglais < 1477723947 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I'm just going to pretend like μ is a 'u' and be done with it < 1477723950 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :ou, like you observed, qu'il change langue mid-sentence < 1477723977 0 :Hoolootwo!~Hoolootwo@hooloovoo.blue PRIVMSG #esoteric :or you could use a 'murican flag because we only speak one language :P < 1477723980 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've always been confused as to why we have to have one untypable, hard-for-older-software greek letter mixed in with all the otehrs < 1477723981 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*others < 1477723987 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: yes, because we do that with our anthem < 1477724004 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoolootwo: You definitely can't use Australia because they only pretend to speak english < 1477724009 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: not officially :( < 1477724013 0 :Hoolootwo!~Hoolootwo@hooloovoo.blue PRIVMSG #esoteric :same with NZ < 1477724014 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: *some variants of, iirc < 1477724017 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :I almost always do though < 1477724020 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :What alercah said reminds me of a famous one of my Facebook status updates. < 1477724023 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :or I just sing the French < 1477724030 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: most old charsets actually have a mu in them < 1477724031 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: There are 3 versions; one in english, one in french, and one bilingual < 1477724037 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: sshhhhhh < 1477724040 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :although if I'm thinking about it < 1477724047 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sing it in such a way as to avoid religious references < 1477724080 0 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :It said: "Mi lengua favorita es español con random palabras inglesas embedded in it." < 1477724215 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: the official bilingual version is done in such a way that it has both the "il sait porter la croix" and "god keep our land, glorious and free" in it < 1477724268 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should the prefix for Hella be 'X'? < 1477724322 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: the "official" version isn't official though < 1477724331 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :the English and French versions are in statute < 1477724457 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :when I was in chior we did a version with all the stanzas of the english and french versions < 1477724475 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the final stanza of the french version is Le cri vainqueur : "Pour le Christ et le roi!" < 1477724481 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some people outside of UK know about flag of England, but it is an older flag and not used as much < 1477724515 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which amusingly sounds like swearing in quebecuios < 1477724579 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1477724582 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Amour sacré du trône et de l'autel, Remplis nos cœurs de ton souffle immortel! < 1477724607 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that whole part is like that < 1477724610 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's been proposed that the 10**27, 10**30, and 10**33 be X, W, and V, respectively < 1477724625 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :WWW < 1477724626 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And presumably 10**-27, 10**-30, and 10**-33 be x, w, and v, respectively < 1477724630 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because < 1477724645 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(10**60 watts) < 1477724652 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW < 1477724666 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :10**24 is Y and 10**21 is Z, while 10**-24 is y and 10**-21 is z < 1477724667 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477724673 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it continues alphabetical order < 1477724677 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(in reverse) < 1477724688 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So for my metric-handling program, I'm accepting that proposal because it's nice < 1477724714 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I need to decide what to call the 10**30, 10**33, 10**-30, and 10**-33 prefixes < 1477724732 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(x and X are respectively heavo and Hella, of course) < 1477724847 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe W should be 'tungsto'? :P < 1477725410 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Successfully added the first barrage of values < 1477725414 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now to add derived units < 1477725617 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :W is clearly warao < 1477725635 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :WJ WaraJoules < 1477726058 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously metric. < 1477726067 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you keep using stuff computers don't like < 1477726071 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohms. Why. < 1477726076 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck you, Ohm. < 1477726099 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your symbol is now U < 1477726237 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ω isn't that hard to type, now is it? < 1477726385 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It's not on my keyboard, it isn't in ASCII, and my computer will yell at me over it < 1477726524 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Oh, I think it MIGHT be working < 1477726533 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it only complains for the obscure parts of unicode < 1477726544 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Even worse, though, is kilograms because they require *logical* shenanigans < 1477726569 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because unlike EVERY other unit, they're 1000x everything else < 1477726630 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION messes around with using combining chars to produce a bizarro exact encoding of kana in romaji
< 1477726672 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477726702 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ṡiȳuuneñ" looks perfectly reasonable, no? :P < 1477726792 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't even know if I should be telling it to divide the prefixes for Newtons by 1000 to account < 1477727272 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, now to test < 1477727377 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:bd8f:a8a6:9dfe:f886 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477727703 0 :godel!~gonzalo@96-251-231-201.fibertel.com.ar QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1477729075 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In telegram speak, what does one call '?' < 1477729494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Brainfuck constants/Ordered14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50059&oldid=50037 5* 03Rdebath 5* (+113) 10Add description of crunchfuck dataset. < 1477729595 0 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1477729625 0 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1477730544 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a "what" hth < 1477730557 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And ! is "wow".) < 1477730728 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: ! is 'bang' hth < 1477730778 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tonsil A says otherwise. < 1477730795 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :And that's the canonical source of character names hth < 1477730797 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: 'wow' refers to the string "6EQUJ567" hth < 1477730813 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's the wow *signal*, not the wow *character*. < 1477730833 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: shhhhh < 1477730916 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I'm using 'bang' for '!', 'curve' for '?', '.' is 'stop', ',' is 'pause', ''' is 'tick', '"' is 'ears', ':' is 'punch', ';' is 'stunt', '(' is 'start', ')' is 'end', 'w' is 'way', '0' is 'null', '7' is 'sev < 1477730917 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :' < 1477730944 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: According to the system my sister and I are using to get some viginered text from a book into the decryption program < 1477731481 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@42.62.178.2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477734338 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:bd8f:a8a6:9dfe:f886 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477734374 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:bd8f:a8a6:9dfe:f886 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477734628 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:bd8f:a8a6:9dfe:f886 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1477736581 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that wiki page is very questionable... < 1477736748 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I'm reading it wrong. the columns are always number, code, length, cells, cycles, but they are selected and ordered differently. < 1477736813 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but still, what is the use of having the fastest code for constant 34 that does not exceed 19 instructions?) < 1477737483 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Wait, what are you talking about? < 1477737502 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, is it Brainfuck constants? < 1477737539 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: What I'm wondering about is the choice of 19 < 1477737809 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1477737849 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477737851 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boenjouran < 1477737945 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hippavilon[1] < 1477738020 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have 33 followers on github < 1477738027 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's like, a horde of followers < 1477738032 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even know 33 people irl < 1477738115 0 :Jafet!~jafet@27-32-11-131.static.tpgi.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1477738147 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there aren't even 33 people in the world < 1477738163 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, 90% of those are bots < 1477738174 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the ONLY explanation. < 1477738175 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i'm still flattered < 1477738212 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so apparently german lawmakers are considering to outlaw adblockers :-/ < 1477738264 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :link? < 1477738286 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing in english yet, I believe... https://netzpolitik.org/2016/moegliches-ad-blocker-verbot-verbraucherperspektive-fuer-bundesregierung-nicht-so-wichtig/ < 1477738299 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ad blocker verbot < 1477738302 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotcha < 1477738321 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also it's still early in the lawmaking process... but it's still scary that they even consider this) < 1477738400 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i really don't care < 1477738412 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd still just use an adblocker < 1477738444 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, sure, but I'd rather do that legally. < 1477738474 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's apretty crappy idea considering you have basically no way to enforce that < 1477738524 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, but you can still levy fines, and more importantly, go after people who make adblockers < 1477738578 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :the adblocksmiths < 1477738579 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, I don't think this is going to make it into law at this point... but the idea has somewhat spoiled this Saturday morning for me. < 1477738581 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arcthird < 1477738626 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also the process... they have, so far, talked to media and ad companies... no consumer representatives at all) < 1477738629 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: how will you go after nongerman adblocker developers? < 1477738635 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Your country is terrible hth < 1477738659 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: said the american < 1477738671 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://medium.com/@nattsuhon/will-germany-ban-adblocking-software-a2dcc040aa75 < 1477738676 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: I didn't say my country was good < 1477738679 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: I said yours is terrible < 1477738692 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's really not < 1477738697 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would you read news if you don't want your day spoiled, that makes no sense hth < 1477738704 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :newspapers are just stupid < 1477738721 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: At first I wasn't going to click because it's in german, but then I realized it's in german so now I have to click it < 1477738734 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: when has lack of enforcibility ever stopped poltiticians from making a law? < 1477738790 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: and if they see that it can't be enforced they will stack more laws on top... and more and more people may become afraid of using adblockers that way. scare tactics, mostly. < 1477738801 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just let every newspaper die and the world will be a better place < 1477738832 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: good thing i am a computer scientist < 1477738857 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Are you still technically breaking the (proposed) law if you engineer your own adblocker? < 1477738898 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: aince there is no actual wording for the proposal, nobody can tell < 1477738911 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1477738914 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no the villain has been talking to me < 1477738918 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Ah. That's even worse < 1477738919 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt there will be < 1477738920 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Who? < 1477738973 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: What about https://www.rlp.de/fileadmin/rlp-stk/pdf-Dateien/Medienpolitik/2016-06-01_-01-_Bericht_BLKM_pol_Steuerungsgruppe_FINAL_bf.pdf#page=20&zoom=auto,-178,562 < 1477738975 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: the 19 is probably just a bound that makes enumerating all brainfuck programs up that length feasible (excluding useless patterns like +- -+ <> and ><) < 1477738994 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Ah, yes, of course < 1477739002 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: A quick check says... < 1477739008 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2**(19*3) < 1477739010 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1.4411518807585587e17 < 1477739016 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: "feasible < 1477739017 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait < 1477739018 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1477739032 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 6**19 < 1477739033 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 6.09359740010496e14 < 1477739048 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: "feasible" < 1477739065 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :" < 1477739080 0 :benderB787!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:d90f:c92f:cdb9:28a7 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477739963 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, huh, google translate is pretty good with German and English. I was doing it word-by-word to try to improve my understanding (and because I figured it wouldn't return something properly intelligible), but I gave up and put the whole sentence in and it worked. < 1477740007 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like english were a german-ic language, or something. < 1477740049 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :are we not gonna talk about zcash at all? < 1477740054 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah... < 1477740061 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: nope. < 1477740064 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric ::C < 1477740074 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but everyone else... :( < 1477740076 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1477740083 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Trying to ban adblockers is only 2% as annoying as people trying to "close the analog hole" though < 1477740096 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( what's zcash ) < 1477740108 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`coins < 1477740120 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​02brookcoin 06badaccoin 13perparcoin 04arrowcoin 07fundcoin 08dna#coin 09barfoocoin 02rntercalcoin 06versecoin 13hevyingcoin 04citcoin 07tritelycoin 08cuprelncoin 09smalcoin 02bcecoin 06mooycoin 13greecoin 04fractcoin 07bradcoin 08comprefcoin < 1477740130 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It's a form of currency inferior to fundcoin hth < 1477740147 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's better than barfoocoin, i suspect. < 1477740156 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: And... bradcoin? < 1477740195 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Fractcoin, of course, is actually several currencies, each containing several currencies in the same fashion, each containing several more again, et cetera. < 1477740223 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously. < 1477740237 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like that it came up with 'fundgoin' < 1477740238 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :smalcoin is so minimalistic they even shortened the name. < 1477740252 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Of course, everything is better than badacoin. By definition. < 1477740271 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Unless it's the other badacoin, which is the currency used by Teddy Roosevelt) < 1477740285 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: your jokes would be better if you could actually copy the names correctly hth < 1477740301 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what did- oh, I missed the second 'c' < 1477740320 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And 'fundgoin' was a typo < 1477740339 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :arrowcoin, meanwhile, gets straight to the point. < 1477740347 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: itym coint hth < 1477740356 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"citcoin" sounds like it could be a real thing made by a certain creditcard company < 1477740375 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: no. < 1477740400 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also dna#coin is a coin by microsoft that lives in your cells. sounds very trustable. < 1477740400 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I searched "trite" for a "tritelycoin" pun < 1477740414 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently, http://oldestcoins.reidgold.com/article.html < 1477740431 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There was once a coin called 'trite' < 1477740447 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What commands are there other than `coins? I forget < 1477740484 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I have 3 < 1477740497 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`loins < 1477740499 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​09nheitloin 02symeloin 06duplengolloin 13callaloin 04soniloin 07smutainloin 08iinculoin 09lobeityloin 02msicasmiloin 06tmmlloin 13brainhardballoin 04verwheationloin 07permdriculoin 08crabloin 09calcloin 02qdeepensiticaestndenamerlescriboloin 06libeloin 13bractalkenloin 04pyrambdloin 07muggleloin < 1477740518 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 what < 1477740537 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: dna#coin < 1477740667 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1477740807 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let b0 n | n < 0 = 0 | n == 0 = 1 | n > 0 = 4 * 3^(n-1); b1 n = if n < 0 then 0 else b1s !! n; b1s = map b1' [0..]; b1' n = sum [b0 k * b (n-k-2) | k <- [1..n-3]]; b n = if n < 0 then 0 else bs !! n; bs = map b' [0..]; b' n = b0 n + sum [b1 k * b (n-k) | k <- [1..n]] in map b [0,1,2,3,4,5,18,19] -- avoiding +- -+ >< <> ][ and [[ and programs starting with [ < 1477740809 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : [1,4,12,36,124,484,85175195836,382975574244] < 1477740899 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :still quite large, admittedly < 1477740932 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but three orders of magnitude below 6^19 < 1477741035 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh! Trump has finally got evidence of voter fraud in this election! < 1477741048 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only problem is that they were frauding to vote for Trump < 1477741077 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it must be a sting operation < 1477741484 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yesterday (or, from my up-late POV, today) was an inservice day < 1477741496 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently because they were training for an active shooter < 1477742290 0 :centrinia!~centrinia@107-208-218-105.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1477743046 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Dogan 5* 10New user account < 1477743713 0 :atslash!~atslash@static.231.107.9.5.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1477744026 0 :benderB787!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:5876:6381:6c62:a7d2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477744347 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 it looks like we've got a couple new wiki accounts that aren't bothering to finish the introduction :/ < 1477744347 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1477744497 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, 3-spheres (which should be called 4-spheres since they exist in 4-dimensional euclidean space, imo) can apparently be called "glomes" < 1477744828 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fillipods are like the best aliens ever http://www.drivecomic.com/ < 1477745227 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*-like < 1477746382 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :4000 words of poetry really doesn't sound awsome < 1477746397 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :_minimum_ 4000 hth < 1477746408 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :4000 words or more of poetry really doesn't sound awsome < 1477746415 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1477746461 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that reminds me that at some point I started reading Paradise Lost... didn't make it very far. < 1477746510 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poetry is different things to different people < 1477746513 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like breakfast < 1477746795 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is aeroplane pronounced like "air plane" or like "air oh plane" < 1477746802 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't feel like IPA right now
< 1477746817 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Which word is augmented with -like? < 1477746825 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you mean remove like < 1477746864 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :augmenting would be *+-like hth < 1477747260 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Wait, what's similar to *+? < 1477747286 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought there were only, like, 3 or 4 modifier operations < 1477748139 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :* changes, *+ adds, *- subtracts hth < 1477748218 0 :super_bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:9d1a:4a9a:9717:4b23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477748320 0 :benderB787!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:5876:6381:6c62:a7d2 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477748333 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1477748381 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Game theory makes me sad < 1477748443 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I narrowly avoided failing my game theory exam < 1477748841 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I can't tell if that's a pun < 1477748856 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I genuinely only passed by two marks < 1477748915 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Multiple-choice quizzes are just coordination games in which one party will always choose a knowable answer, it's just a matter of knowing it < 1477748998 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Ice Cream solution is a nice example of everyday game theory, and determines how to fairly choose ice cream < 1477749011 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/choose/dish up/ < 1477749012 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only works for 2 players though < 1477749019 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like the cake rule? < 1477749024 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: Maybe? < 1477749031 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :or pie rule < 1477749033 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess < 1477749034 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And only when the type of ice cream is identical < 1477749051 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :One person prepares two bowls of ice cream, the other person chooses which they want, the preparer takes the other < 1477749083 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that < 1477749114 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :pie rule is the same except one cuts a pie in half < 1477749141 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477749645 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: Well, yeah, it works best for something that must be taken as a whole < 1477749676 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just thinking about how to better assign payoff values in game theory, and I think I just generalized numbers < 1477749683 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Again < 1477749744 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This time, it's a modification of place-value notation into actual, legit math < 1477750003 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(could be called "base infinity" if you wanted) < 1477750198 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh... let's try to compile ghc for a fifth time, shall we... < 1477750235 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's try to fix link errors in zcash, shall we < 1477750269 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(gcc 6 is causing trouble so now using gcc 5...) < 1477750283 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: remove -Werror < 1477750306 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: ld is complaining about mixing -pie and -r < 1477750311 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: there is no -Werror < 1477750353 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and the -pie is somehow newly added by gcc, and I'm not in the mood to figure out why exactly or how to fix it properly by passing -no-pie when needed) < 1477750394 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477751039 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1477751041 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zimbabwe//olsner's desk points zimbabwards. it is highly dependent on tswett's michiganic orientation. < 1477751065 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/\. i/. I/' wisdom/zimbabwe < 1477751067 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1477751193 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` wisdom | rot13 < 1477751195 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cnfgel//N cnfgel vf n fhtnel pbasrpgvbarel gung vf phfgbznevyl rngra nsgre jevgvat na rffnl. < 1477751318 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: n cnfgel? < 1477751333 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1477751476 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I think you just spoke f.g.'s name in vain. ;) < 1477751522 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION pouts and goes to make some coffee
< 1477752260 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :To be clear, is "Befunge" [bi: f∧ndʒ] or [bi: f∧ŋ]? < 1477752287 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Similarly, (> fizzie ), what is the canonical way to pronounce fungot? < 1477752287 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: ( 2. 3) is...? whoever made that quote was :)... i don't know how to play the turing game. the name erlang was to me associated with tables. < 1477752915 0 :lynn!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-udoywpzutdyacxrd PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Befunge#Etymology says /bif∧ndʒ/ < 1477752945 0 :lynn!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-udoywpzutdyacxrd PRIVMSG #esoteric :I say /ˈfʌŋgɔt/ for the bot though... < 1477753032 0 :lynn!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-udoywpzutdyacxrd PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1477753034 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :xargs//xargs is for piping snowmen. < 1477753078 0 :super_bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:9d1a:4a9a:9717:4b23 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1477753210 0 :lynn!sid154965@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-udoywpzutdyacxrd PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has brainfuck been the featured language for three years? O.o < 1477753332 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :possibly < 1477753522 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lynn: yes hth < 1477753537 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recommended switching to Thue < 1477753563 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :efghij < 1477753644 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1477753651 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: n cnfgel? will you answer now? < 1477753652 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: there actually is /not/ a drain on productivity proportional to program size. by the way, < 1477753665 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I beg to differ. < 1477753665 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: you can do kernels in c++ or java coders... should abuse them by making them learn a real oo language i suppose < 1477753676 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: that I agree with :D < 1477753676 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: vantaa/ helsinki border crossed again. weird. < 1477753677 0 :FaerieFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :lynn: I'd use those pronunciations for the language and the bot, I believe < 1477753757 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: of course it's weird. it's Finland. < 1477753757 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: there always has been to me. it does ( implicit or explicit doesn't compose well. optimistic concurrency is based on < 1477753784 0 :FaerieFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the idea of optimistic concurrency < 1477753791 0 :FaerieFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: are you an optimist, eh? < 1477753792 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FaerieFly: does it require something particular of the interpreter means that this channel be restricted to privileged users or something < 1477753837 0 :FaerieFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if restricting access to privileged users is optimistic < 1477753897 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: check your privileges. < 1477753897 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i will be a big perl guy? the one that will be < 1477753904 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you can be a big perl guy. < 1477753905 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: srbt sarahbot? once, at startup; then i collapse it into a hilbert space. it follows the form ( lambda ( g) ( use x)) < 1477753927 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@42.62.178.2 QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1477754534 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :h45 < 1477754836 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com < 1477754944 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Не получаю генератор. < 1477754944 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: the c runtime. you can increase the soft limit up to the authors. a common fnord! :) < 1477755120 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1477755152 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1477755200 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1477755282 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1477755624 0 :benderB787!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:6d6d:df3f:a0a0:67aa JOIN :#esoteric < 1477755927 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION just learned 'mu'
< 1477755984 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mumumumumumumu ♪ < 1477756084 0 :olsner!~salparot@c80-217-126-39.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :mu muily < 1477756270 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsnmu! < 1477756429 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, I never thought about it, but THE FACT THAT CAPSLOCK LOOKS LIKE YELLING is basically just synæsthesia < 1477756433 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1477756478 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it isn't < 1477756487 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: YES IT IS < 1477756500 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it isn't < 1477756867 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so hppavilion[1] is wrong, what else is new? < 1477756880 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, look, the sky is blue. < 1477756889 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Trees are green, apparently < 1477756899 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And- I JUST found this out- water is wet < 1477756923 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did we seriously ever write 3.5 as "3-1/2" on typewriters? < 1477757029 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Tauntology is the study of hurtful truths. < 1477757031 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'tauntology': Tauntology is the study of hurtful truths. < 1477757605 0 :u0_a330!~u0_a330@tx-76-1-72-128.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1477759818 0 :super_bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:35cc:b4:a556:c5d2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477760024 0 :benderB787!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:6d6d:df3f:a0a0:67aa QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477760196 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1477760526 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1477761186 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1477761381 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1477761382 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :recipe//Random food recipes at https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc < 1477761653 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? http < 1477761654 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1477761865 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn HTTP is short for 'hipster technology trading platform'. < 1477761869 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'http': HTTP is short for 'hipster technology trading platform'. < 1477762152 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1477762203 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1477762219 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1477762227 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: PROFOUND CHICKEN < 1477762379 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477762578 0 :super_bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:35cc:b4:a556:c5d2 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1477765228 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477765709 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1477765779 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode JOIN :#esoteric < 1477765839 0 :godel!~gonzalo@96-251-231-201.fibertel.com.ar JOIN :#esoteric < 1477766531 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The one Ynnnn problem I've not seen much talk about is the Y2262 problem. < 1477766533 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the one where there's been 2^63 nanoseconds since January 1st, 1970. < 1477766635 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe because nanoseconds now on 32 bits are no big deal? < 1477766971 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: How many systems count nanoseconds since the Epoch, though? < 1477767085 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I'm sure there are a bunch. It's the default format for InfluxDB, a time-series database thingie for monitoring and the like -- that's why I thought about it. < 1477767159 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Go "time" package has a UnixNano() function for it, thought I think internally it uses something else. < 1477767224 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And it only does epoch-seconds and epoch-nanoseconds, no other epoch-units, which maybe sort of suggests there's some uses for it.) < 1477767272 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:6c54:e546:33ad:1814 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477767773 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might eventually run up against the ttf 0xFFFF problem < 1477767800 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a ttf file can't have more than 65536 glyphs in it < 1477767906 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you do then? < 1477767920 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: unifont comes as a collection of ttfs < 1477767940 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you just hope it falls back to the others in the group... < 1477767949 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The X fonts format also does not support more than 65536 glyphs, so using that won't help either < 1477767989 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Android .dex files don't support more than 65535 methods, so that won't help either. Of course it wouldn't really help much even if it did. < 1477768029 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there is font group file maybe? I think at least on Windows you can use font group file < 1477768092 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: what in total or just per class? < 1477768185 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :In total. < 1477768219 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a thing called multidex that's supported natively in recent versions (L+?) and by the support library by older, which just splits your app into multiple .dex files. < 1477768382 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is PRIVMSG #esoteric :well use wholenums then and you dont get this issue < 1477768441 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other limit of TTF is the fact it uses 32 bit file offsets < 1477768469 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can't really make a font much bigger than 4 GB < 1477768472 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have had idea of X12 though one of its features being that when loading a font you can optionally select EnableLigatures and/or EnableAntialiasing flag; if EnableLigatures is selected then you can use a font with any number of glyphs, although you are still limited to 65536 codepoints (although the file format is left unspecified and is up to the server implementation). < 1477768502 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, the fact you're trying to make a 4 GB font would already call your sanity into question < 1477768633 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make a UTCE font; its number of codepoints (which is equal to the number of glyphs; there is no ligaturing) is less than 32K. Most (but not all) codepoints have ISO-10646 equivalents so many characters in a font can already be converted, but you must consider ambiguous cases and differing character widths! < 1477768918 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If EnableLigatures gives the server permission to draw a text string all at once instead of as a series of individual characters, and EnableAntialiasing gives the server permission to use arbitrary colours to draw a text string, does this seems sensible to you? < 1477768967 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: But I want to make a glyph for each UTF-32 code unit! < 1477769031 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-15-88.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :DVI format supports 32-bit character codes (although in order to take advantage of that you would need to also use a font format that supports 32-bit character codes). < 1477769558 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1477769744 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :❄dvcalc 10.4 800 nerv < 1477769744 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :☃ Δv = 3810.26533825479 < 1477769823 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://youtu.be/uCTTeql6V-A okay, i guess < 1477769982 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1477770726 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? zimbabwe < 1477770727 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner's desk points zimbabwards. It is highly dependent on tswett's michiganic orientation. < 1477770879 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/sled < 1477770880 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" && { echo -n "$key//"; cat "$key"; } < 1477771217 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which sed < 1477771218 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed < 1477771301 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cd bin; grep 'sed -i' * < 1477771305 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dos2unix:sed -i 's/\r//g' -- "$@" \ sedlast:files="$(lastfiles)"; sed -i "$1" "$files"; echo -n "$files//"; cat "$files" \ sled:[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" && { echo -n "$key//"; cat "$key"; } < 1477771348 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cd bin; grep -l 'sed -i' * < 1477771349 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dos2unix \ sedlast \ sled < 1477771361 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cd le; grep -l 'sed -i' * < 1477771362 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1477771575 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/f < 1477771575 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#! /bin/bash \ cmd="$1" \ shift \ f="$*" \ if [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" == *\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi \ if [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \`f command filename; elif [[ -e "$f" ]]; then "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; else echo no such file: "$f"; fi < 1477771871 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx bin/sed///bin/sed "$@" && if [ $* == "3" ] && [ $1 == "-i" ]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477771874 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sed < 1477771889 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd testing/Testing never ends. < 1477771890 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :usage: sled file//script < 1477771909 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd testing//1cTesting never ends. < 1477771911 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/sed: line 1: [: -i: unary operator expected \ wisdom/testing//Testing never ends. < 1477771923 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1477772144 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed//1i#!/bin/bash < 1477772146 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/sed: line 1: [: -i: unary operator expected \ bin/sed//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [ $* == "3" ] && [ $1 == "-i" ]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772162 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd testing//1cTesting must go on. < 1477772164 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: [: -i: unary operator expected \ wisdom/testing//Testing must go on. < 1477772169 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :dammit < 1477772177 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/sed < 1477772178 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [ $* == "3" ] && [ $1 == "-i" ]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772384 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed//2c/bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" -a "$1" == "-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772386 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: [: -i: unary operator expected \ bin/sed//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" -a "$1" == "-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772403 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd testing//1cTesting... < 1477772404 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: syntax error in conditional expression \ /hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: syntax error near `-a' \ /hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: `/bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" -a "$1" == "-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi' \ /hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: syntax error in conditional expression \ /hackenv/bin/sed: line 2: syntax error near ` < 1477772421 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat wisdom/testing < 1477772421 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Testing must go on. < 1477772443 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv bin/sed bin/sed2 < 1477772445 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1477772551 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477772668 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1477772669 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :iwc//iwc contains puns! Puns galore! Puns after puns after puns! Also science! < 1477772781 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed2//2c/bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" -a "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772782 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sed2//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" -a "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772787 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: -a doesn't work in [[ ]] < 1477772791 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :use && < 1477772792 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1477772795 0 :izalove!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[ foo && bar ]] < 1477772813 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed2//2c/bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772815 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sed2//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477772830 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's iwc? < 1477772839 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sed2 wisdom/testing//1cTesting more... < 1477772839 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: couldn't open file isdom/testing//1cTesting more...: No such file or directory < 1477772851 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed2 -i wisdom/testing//1cTesting more... < 1477772851 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: couldn't open file isdom/testing//1cTesting: No such file or directory < 1477772867 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed2 -i '1cTesting more...' wisdom/testing < 1477772869 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1477772872 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fff < 1477772884 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-2hj4tbos9tbg5x562rxzm0ejw.ip6.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1477772916 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? testing < 1477772917 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Testing more... < 1477773019 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed2//2aecho "$*; $3" < 1477773021 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sed2//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $* == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi \ echo "$*; $3" < 1477773033 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed2 -i '1cTesting again...' wisdom/testing < 1477773034 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-i 1cTesting again... wisdom/testing; wisdom/testing < 1477773047 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan. testing? < 1477773048 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1477773069 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed2//2c/bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $# == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477773071 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: mynamello. iwc is the International Workers' Cooperative hth < 1477773072 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sed2//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $# == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi \ echo "$*; $3" < 1477773083 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed2 -i '1cTesting now...' wisdom/testing < 1477773085 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/testing//Testing now... \ -i 1cTesting now... wisdom/testing; wisdom/testing < 1477773093 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally < 1477773102 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv bin/sed2 bin/sed < 1477773104 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1477773117 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd testing//cAre we ready yet? < 1477773119 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/testing//Are we ready yet? \ -i cAre we ready yet? wisdom/testing; wisdom/testing \ wisdom/testing//Are we ready yet? \ 1s/^Rosebud!$/Roswbud!/; < 1477773133 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1477773163 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sed//3d < 1477773165 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sed//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $# == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi \ -i 3d bin/sed; bin/sed \ bin/sed//#!/bin/bash \ /bin/sed "$@" && if [[ $# == "3" && "/$1" == "/-i" ]]; then echo -n "$3//"; cat "$3"; fi < 1477773180 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/sled < 1477773181 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" && { echo -n "$key//"; cat "$key"; } < 1477773199 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Hannah14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50060&oldid=20048 5* 03Rdebath 5* (+25) 10All dead < 1477773230 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sled//s/[&][&].*/;/ < 1477773232 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sled//[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" ; \ bin/sled//[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; < 1477773293 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd testing//1cOnce more... < 1477773295 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/testing//Once more... < 1477773300 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there. < 1477773334 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:6c54:e546:33ad:1814 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477773369 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:6c54:e546:33ad:1814 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477773370 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: _someone_ insists on using sed -i on wisdom. i have therefore modified it to print the result like `slwd does hth < 1477773407 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION whistles passive-aggressively
< 1477773466 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/sedlast//s/; echo.*// < 1477773467 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/sedlast//files="$(lastfiles)"; sed -i "$1" "$files" < 1477773490 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled bin/dos2unix//s,^,/bin/, < 1477773491 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/dos2unix///bin/sed -i 's/\r//g' -- "$@" < 1477773562 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, and whom may insist on sed-iing. < 1477773569 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really need to start applying for postgrad stuff aaargh < 1477773592 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanelle! are you a doctor yet? < 1477773607 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :No! That's why I need to start applying < 1477773619 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :If all goes well, in July I'll be a Master < 1477773626 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izalove: thanks btw < 1477773628 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:6c54:e546:33ad:1814 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1477773659 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: also irregular webcomic hth < 1477773776 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm the dos2unix one was unnecessary. oh well it doesn't harm. < 1477773895 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( Taneb Sifu... ) < 1477777010 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477777306 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: NUDE CHICKEN < 1477777842 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477778300 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1477778920 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477778972 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477779011 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was setting up a monitoring thing for the wiki, and there sure is a whole bunch of attempts at making new user accounts that we never see. < 1477779256 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477779656 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What the FUCK Chrome. < 1477779681 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Features a web browser should not have: every new tab after about an hour of being up, is automatically a dead tab. < 1477779723 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :welcome to the age of web bloat. < 1477779743 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :where every request is a megabyte and we build apps instead of hypertext documents. < 1477779767 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in order to conserve memory, we're just going to kill your tabs. < 1477779770 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is pretty bad. It's basically failing to spawn a fucking process. < 1477779788 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :this kind of crap claimed the c2 wiki. < 1477779794 0 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode PRIVMSG #esoteric :disturbing. < 1477779852 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477780093 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: "dead"? < 1477780104 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Quit: Restart requested by jeffl35: update node.js < 1477780121 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1477780121 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: As in, it creates the tab in the UI and then shows the "this tab has crashed" UI. < 1477780152 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@174-24-24-163.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is to say... the tab is either crashing immediately, or Chrome is forgetting how to spawn a new process. < 1477780186 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Client Quit < 1477780187 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. (not a chrome user) < 1477780305 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://blog.runspired.com/2016/03/25/the-chrome-distortion-chrome-alters-our-expectations-in-highly-negative-ways/ seems relevant... "Keeping the JS payload below 750kb seems to be the key point for Android, but keeping below 500kb is more ideal." < 1477780414 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477780535 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(warning, being rhetorical) I mean, wtf does one do with that amount Javscript? http://bellard.org/jslinux/cpux86-ta.js is just 150k big... and that's an x86 emulator. < 1477780579 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :...but of course it doesn't use jquery or twitter or google or facebook api... < 1477780655 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1477780736 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477780755 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477780810 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( the ultimate reason to colonize the solar system: forcing internet programs to consider bandwidth again ) < 1477780847 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477780866 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477780875 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477780903 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or perhaps that's the ultimate reason for the fermi paradox. no one wants to leave their planet because they can't get a proper connection. < 1477780911 0 :otherbot!~yaybot@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot JOIN :#esoteric < 1477781103 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477781121 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477781240 0 :xc0d3!~xc0de@217.151.98.13 JOIN :#esoteric < 1477781314 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-2hj4tbos9tbg5x562rxzm0ejw.ip6.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1477781413 0 :xc0de!~xc0de@89.238.166.138 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1477781777 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1477781804 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1477781843 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1477781901 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If that were the case, there would be more Australian astronauts, as they'd be glad for the speed upgrade < 1477782554 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Back to the future! < 1477782694 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1477782739 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477783036 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1477783258 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1477784516 0 :xc0d3!~xc0de@217.151.98.13 QUIT :Quit: Leaving