< 1482625403 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :weren't there five wisdoms? why are there only four now? < 1482626224 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482626379 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482626850 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1482626862 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :x/(x+y) < 1482626970 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone put in a scow wisdom entry for the five wisdoms, so I'm put off. < 1482626974 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482626981 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I'm all about the four wisdoms. < 1482626984 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? five wisdoms < 1482626986 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :five wisdoms? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1482627011 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482627166 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn the third wisdom//The third wisdom is that four equals five. < 1482627169 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'the third wisdom': The third wisdom is that four equals five. < 1482627176 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1482627306 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482627339 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so there are both of them, all fouve. < 1482627849 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mapole < 1482627850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6’ by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg. < 1482627934 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? spork < 1482627935 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A spork is something to be randomly held in front of penguins. < 1482627950 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION steals ALL the mapoles
< 1482627978 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :even the booby-trapped ones? < 1482627995 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moonheart08: you're toying with your life. are you certified? < 1482628129 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION derps a derp
< 1482628169 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hides behind a rock in case moonheart08 explodes
< 1482628210 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :MOO < 1482628255 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482628325 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :M1O2O3O4O5O6O7O8O9O10O11O12O13O14O15O16O17O18O19O20O21O22O23O24O25O26O27O < 1482628332 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ō_Ō... < 1482628385 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I shortened it < 1482628415 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION explodes in 4r7a8i3n12b2o6ws from boobytrapped mapoles bcuz he can
< 1482628420 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: What do you mean? < 1482628433 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`doag quines/haskell < 1482628445 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :10020:2016-12-24 ` chmod +x quines/haskell; sled "quines/haskell//s#^#echo \'#; s#\\$#\'#" \ 10019:2016-12-24 ` chmod +x quines/haskell; sled "quines/haskell//s#^#echo \'#; s#$#\'#" \ 10018:2016-12-24 ` chmod a-x quines/haskell \ 8602:2016-06-25 ` ( echo \'main=putStr s>>print s;s="main=putStr s>>print s < 1482628461 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`2 doag quines/haskell < 1482628474 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2:Str s>>print s;s="\' ) > quines/haskell \ 8601:2016-06-25 ` ( echo \'main=putStr s>>print s\'; echo \'s="main=putStr s>>print s\\ns="\' ) > quines/haskell \ 7913:2016-05-07 mkx quines/haskell//echo \'main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"\' < 1482628495 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see, you golfed the quine and got rid of the echo by accident. < 1482628509 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1482628545 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( why would a quine not be a quine anyway... meh ) < 1482628554 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION golfs golf
< 1482628556 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :let that be a lesson to use `mk hth < 1482628570 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or `mkx) < 1482628584 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION gets hole in one
< 1482628585 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: it's not due to mk... I didn't really expect the echo. < 1482628593 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shocking < 1482628599 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, I'm stupid < 1482628603 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :also sleepy, good night < 1482628646 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? golf < 1482628647 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :golf? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1482628654 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Well, classically there would be a GHC-compiled binary of the quine. < 1482628666 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: But GHC isn't available, so I compiled it to sh by hand. < 1482628676 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"golf" could be a plausible typo for "gold", or vice versa. < 1482628801 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Golf is the shortest game known. The goal is to get a ball into a hole with a single stroke. < 1482628805 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'golf': Golf is the shortest game known. The goal is to get a ball into a hole with a single stroke. < 1482628993 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-ccqigmmqurqhjvfo QUIT :Excess Flood < 1482629212 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-zkaqarnzjdrqzijr JOIN :#esoteric < 1482629285 0 :moonheart08!~luxon@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482629409 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 QUIT :Quit: ENVELOPE CHICKEN < 1482629624 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482629658 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482629928 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1482630515 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482630554 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1482631867 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1482631979 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482631997 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1482632316 0 :rdococ_!?@? NICK :rdococ < 1482632626 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482633285 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482633858 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:e522:4777:b388:680 QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1482634442 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1482635388 0 :moonythedwarf!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482635440 0 :moonythedwarf!?@? NICK :santaoon < 1482635730 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482635911 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION derps a derp
< 1482636307 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION derps a derped derp
< 1482636490 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION derps a derped derp and runs from the insueing derped explosion of derpy derped derps and derps the derp award for most derpy derped derps in a derpy sentence
< 1482636512 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION derps out
< 1482636530 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok im done < 1482637028 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482637208 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi derp, Hi boily. < 1482637244 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1482637259 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\helloren\ < 1482637264 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :he\\oren\, santahelloon. < 1482637337 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1482637346 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hell...oon? < 1482637356 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? porthello < 1482637358 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hellonfused one. Porthellos are the standard greeting format in #esoteric. Best enjoyed with some thé or caffè and a fternooner. < 1482637369 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1482637380 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellego? < 1482637392 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a porthello is a hello portmanteau. < 1482637397 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1482637406 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? thé < 1482637408 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thé is an oddly-spelled hot beverage popular in the Commonwealth. < 1482637411 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? caffè < 1482637413 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Caffè is an oddly-spelled hot beverage popular in Italy. < 1482637415 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fternooner < 1482637416 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fternooner (Danish »fternooner«, Norwegian «ttermiddag», Swedish ”ftermiddag”, Icelandic „íðdegis“) is a screamingly delicious pastry. < 1482637431 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\derstand now < 1482637446 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically puns < 1482637456 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :basicoily* < 1482637480 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ala krala < 1482637483 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :lala lala < 1482637561 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will now come up with an esoteric temperatur3 sc4le. < 1482637579 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 -> i Kelvin < 1482637583 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :100 -> 1 kelvin < 1482637597 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1482637599 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :i kelvin. < 1482637747 0 :rdococ!?@? NICK :rduolph < 1482637791 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION dwarfs the fortress
< 1482637878 0 :rduolph!?@? NICK :rdococ < 1482638042 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: that should play merry hell with the Maxwell-Boltzmann distribution. < 1482638146 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the square root of i cubed? < 1482638426 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sqrt(i+%5E+3) < 1482638514 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\ lol < 1482638578 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Quantity Calculus (aka "Dimensional Analysis") has you measuring by multiply "Quantities" (aka "Dimensions") which are raised to integer or sometimes real powers. < 1482638604 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Complex Quantity Calculus probably has a use somewhere in the universe < 1482638613 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you measure quantum distances is m^2i ? < 1482638720 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482638780 0 :nitrix!?@? NICK :nitri-xmas < 1482639693 0 :santaoon!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482640657 0 :hppavilion[1]!?@? NICK :hohohoppavilion[ < 1482640668 0 :hohohoppavilion[!?@? NICK :hohopavilion[1] < 1482641056 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1482641081 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1482641087 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 QUIT :Quit: PODCAST CHICKEN < 1482641136 0 :hohopavilion[1]!?@? NICK :channuvilion[1] < 1482641143 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I'm satisfied < 1482641203 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hiho < 1482641214 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now we should multiply the i coefficient by 39reif/ < 1482641338 0 :rdococ_!?@? NICK :rdococ < 1482641555 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1482641735 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1482641788 0 :zhangzx_!~zhangzx@218.249.133.172 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482641838 0 :zhangzx_!~zhangzx@218.249.133.172 PART #esoteric : < 1482641859 0 :rdococ_!?@? NICK :rdococ < 1482642600 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1482642962 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1482643036 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1482643202 0 :rdococ_!?@? NICK :rdococ < 1482643539 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: OK, what's with the constant cycling < 1482643623 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :internet connectivity issues < 1482643639 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :my internet strength is a sine wave < 1482643711 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :100... then 0... then 100... < 1482643727 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :a sine wave + 0.5, basically. < 1482643737 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1482644089 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: So when is your connectivity at -0.5?? < 1482644381 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ 1 I mean < 1482644575 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, negative connectivity would mean that when I try to load a webpage, I lose information about that webpage rather than gain it. < 1482644598 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :negative information, however... < 1482644720 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :channuvilion[1], what do you think about negative information? < 1482644794 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :also... my internet is slower than 70% of GB < 1482644803 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482644819 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 QUIT :Client Quit < 1482644956 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PART #esoteric :"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH HPPAVILION[1] LA'SKA WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN" < 1482645265 0 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-nkanophzavugrgcv PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: If I take a small piece of your brain, have I given you negative information? < 1482645311 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482645425 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes? < 1482645444 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :somewhat? < 1482645453 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, the more information there is, the more variety there is < 1482645866 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :the less info, the less possible kinds of info it could be < 1482645872 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so negative info comes in negative varieties < 1482646345 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ﾒﾘｰｸﾘｽﾏｻ ﾜﾝ ｱﾝﾄﾞ ｵｰﾙ! < 1482646430 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ｸﾘｽﾏｻ/ｸﾘｽﾏｽ/ < 1482646454 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that negative info? < 1482646463 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was about to say... < 1482646488 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :...hello? < 1482646489 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Kurisumasa" is a real weird way of Japanizing that. < 1482646514 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: Um, I guess negative information works in a thermodynamic sense, but... < 1482646561 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine one bit of info. < 1482646570 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's either 1, or 0. < 1482646586 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :two bits carry twice as much variation... three bits again, twice as much as before... < 1482646602 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 0 bits would carry 1 variation and -1 bits 0.5? < 1482647261 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1482647413 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ﾒﾘｰ ｸﾘｽﾏｽ ﾜﾝ ｱﾝﾄﾞ ｵｰﾙ! < 1482647423 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there < 1482647651 0 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :halfwidth katakana whyyy < 1482647927 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ｳｪﾙ､ ﾕ ｼｰ､ ｲﾝ ｼﾞｬﾊﾟﾝ ｾﾞｲ ｼﾝﾌﾟﾘｰ ﾁｪﾝｼﾞｯﾄﾞ ｻﾞ ﾌｫﾝﾂ ﾌｫｱ ｲﾝｸﾞﾘｯｼｭ ｺﾝﾋﾟｭﾀｰｽﾞ ﾂｰ ﾊｳﾞ ｼﾞｬﾊﾟﾆｰｽﾞ ﾃｷｽﾄ ｲﾝ ｾﾞﾑ｡ < 1482648053 0 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :i h8 u < 1482648122 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, you see, in Japan they simply changed the fonts for English computers to have Japanese text in them.) < 1482648215 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or if you prefer: weru, yu shii, in japan zei shinpurii chenjeddo za fontsu foa ingurisshu konpyutāzu tsuu havu japaniizu tekisuto in zemu. < 1482648227 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*chenjiddo < 1482648915 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482649783 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482649787 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 QUIT :Client Quit < 1482650277 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :negative information is when a web page that was cached gets replaced by a domain parking page < 1482650362 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd JOIN :#esoteric < 1482650594 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: Fair enough < 1482650664 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes sense < 1482651137 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imagine information as a range of switches < 1482651158 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :every switch multiplies the possible variations by 2 < 1482651166 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so for n bits you have 2^n info < 1482651175 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :-1 bits? 0.5 info < 1482651197 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :thing is tho, in this system 1 info is no information since it's multiplicative < 1482652179 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: tekisuto? not tekusuto? < 1482652198 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: also why zei and zemu? i expected dei and demu < 1482652199 0 :hppavilion[1]!?@? NICK :channavilion[1] < 1482652226 0 :channavilion[1]!?@? NICK :channuvilion[1] < 1482652622 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: My switches are dimmer. < 1482652714 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :??? < 1482652929 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482652956 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: Dimmer switches. They aren't on-off. < 1482653463 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just found out that this is an italian dessert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuppa_Inglese < 1482653469 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :my whole life has been a lie < 1482653572 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :half-on off? < 1482654470 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact: my internet is slower than 70% of my country's internet < 1482655910 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:4146:3cc7:3411:e116 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482657302 0 :rdococ_!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1482657346 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1482657355 0 :rdococ_!?@? NICK :rdococ < 1482657832 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? parentheses < 1482657844 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :parentheses? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1482657849 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quotes parentheses < 1482657852 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :314) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. < 1482657858 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quotes parentheses < 1482657859 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :314) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. < 1482657867 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quotes careful < 1482657868 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :197) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full \ 810) omg that JIT is really amazing [...] I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can < 1482658511 0 :rdococ!~rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly QUIT :Quit: I'll be back... maybe not in this channel though. < 1482658741 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly JOIN :#esoteric < 1482659008 0 :esmeralda!~esmeralda@unaffiliated/bigcake JOIN :#esoteric < 1482659175 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: k * v with k between 0 and 1 < 1482661910 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :heya < 1482662165 0 :esmeralda!~esmeralda@unaffiliated/bigcake QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1482662277 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Happy Halloween < 1482662314 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you must be mistaken < 1482662329 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's clearly christmas < 1482662335 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's an easy mistake for a programmer to make < 1482662351 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :because DEC 25 = OCT 31 :p < 1482662357 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1482662380 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1482662420 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd PRIVMSG #esoteric :source? < 1482662428 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :simple conversion < 1482662431 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :25 = 8*3 + 1 < 1482662450 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or in my favourite base, 25 = 12*2 + 1 < 1482662526 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: you don't want to tell me, you've been that witty like.. ad hoc, do you? :o never < 1482662544 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh...? < 1482662568 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a classic joke? < 1482662574 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes? < 1482662579 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was a joke I was making < 1482662582 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I heard it before < 1482662591 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I got it from I think a Murderous Maths book < 1482662593 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and I knew what Taneb was joking about < 1482662597 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb invented it. < 1482662599 0 :kiki`!uid170954@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eulxxfdrinxymrbd PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah.. thx :) < 1482662613 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, Taneb didn't invent it (I don't think) < 1482664144 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence hth < 1482664691 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :since christmas or halloween might involve sex, taneb couldn't have invented it < 1482665847 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:4146:3cc7:3411:e116 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482666117 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: If we include Pagan christmas, it almost definitely involves sex < 1482666131 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Especially given that the trees are to honor Freya, Goddess of Fertility < 1482666150 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him < 1482666155 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as I can tell, he does not. < 1482666162 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Proceed. < 1482666829 0 :channuvilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Quit: PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH HPPAVILION[1] LA'SKA WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN < 1482668995 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9c53:ac49:bebf:3c0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482671926 0 :santaoon!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482671981 0 :santaoon!?@? NICK :moony < 1482671992 0 :moony!~brade@tx-76-1-78-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Changing host < 1482671992 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482672533 0 :^v!v^@me.pxtst.com QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1482672547 0 :^v!v^@me.pxtst.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1482672616 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Jafet < 1482674435 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.224 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482675347 0 :Bluebell_!~blue@54-242-47-212.rev.cloud.scaleway.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1482676197 0 :MoALTz!~no@77-254-9-16.adsl.inetia.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1482676715 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1482676716 0 :Bluebell_!~blue@54-242-47-212.rev.cloud.scaleway.com PART #esoteric :"laters" < 1482676778 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh tunes down < 1482677159 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:9c53:ac49:bebf:3c0 QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1482677650 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's better < 1482677793 0 :MoALTz!~no@77-254-9-16.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1482679460 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote i just found out that this is an italian dessert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuppa_Inglese my whole life has been a lie < 1482679484 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1303) i just found out that this is an italian dessert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuppa_Inglese my whole life has been a lie < 1482679566 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/quotes < 1482679568 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then \ if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then \ sed "$1q;d" \ else \ grep -P -i -- "$1" \ fi \ else shuf -n 1; fi < 1482679595 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`doag bin/quotes < 1482679607 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0:2012-02-16 Initïal import. < 1482679612 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1482679627 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` diff bin/quote{,s} < 1482679630 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :8c8 \ < else shuf --random-source=/dev/urandom -n 1; fi \ --- \ > else shuf -n 1; fi < 1482679656 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`doag bin/quote < 1482679668 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :9771:2016-11-24 sled bin/quote//s,shuf,shuf --random-source=/dev/urandom, \ 978:2012-12-09 revert \ 977:2012-12-09 cp bin/quote bin/realquote; echo -n $'#!/bin/sh\nsleep 1\nrealquote "$@"\n' > bin/quote \ 0:2012-02-16 Initïal import. < 1482679749 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp bin/quote{,s} # add rng improv < 1482679753 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1482679852 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wisdom < 1482679855 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf --random-source=/dev/urandom -z -n1); if [ -n "$f" ]; then echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//"; cat "$f"; else echo "That's not wise."; fi | rnooodl < 1482680931 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 JOIN :#esoteric < 1482680934 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Joyeux Noësoteric! < 1482680979 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bod July! < 1482681105 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: merry christmas pis plein d'affaires de même toi aussi! < 1482681106 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that is) it'd start to take pictures and upload them on scene.org, so as to work around chicken module quirks. < 1482681151 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: chicken? < 1482681151 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: i don't know the details yet, though, are people who have a pointer handy? < 1482681171 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what if they have a pitchfork? < 1482681172 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: where do you get soft-porn from that anyway.) in the middle there's this " strong normalization" result. the result of comparing one of the first thing < 1482681175 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hands fungot a pointer ===/-
< 1482681175 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: any progress with the change of centuries we would seize control of the compiler < 1482681197 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders where fungot learned about ponr.
< 1482681197 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: we changed century not that long ago, please be patient < 1482681198 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: given what arcanities of english rules i make use of that new length. < 1482681198 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: four cups of tea from today is wearing off and dragging me down. like if you look for it, so if all i do is move files around, edit with emacs/ pico, and use erc when i need you < 1482681279 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I'm not sure that "arcane" is doing your abuse of the english grammar justice. < 1482681279 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: there's the soft ending one or two arguments. but i like it. as soon as possible < 1482681317 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :strong normalization of soft porn, sounds scientific < 1482681351 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: oh right, i should get more caffeine < 1482681351 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sounds like fun stuff. _ is a quine in a way < 1482681371 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-ello. I think fungot is misaligned with the Usual Dimensions of this Hapless Universe, releasing haphazard bursts of arcane energy across the Galaxy. < 1482681371 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: does anyone know whether r6rs is still planning to make them safe. also, it's /very/ frustrating to only be a penalty for creating a good irc server would make all this effort, already? < 1482681379 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: dost fungot arcaneth too much? < 1482681380 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: maybe one day we will. you can get plussa from nato membership fees. < 1482681391 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :tea begets more tea, so it has quine-like properties < 1482681489 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chicken < 1482681494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chicken is boily af < 1482681506 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :af? < 1482681528 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :similar to afk, i think < 1482681531 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :auto-focus comes to mind < 1482681559 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( autofocus is mechanized obsession built into cameras ) < 1482681561 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? adjective < 1482681562 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :adjective? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1482681579 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Adjectives are words frequently found attached to chickens. < 1482681583 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'adjective': Adjectives are words frequently found attached to chickens. < 1482681586 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/cameras/obscure chambers/ < 1482681735 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :time for today's nutella ball < 1482681949 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually that pun may be better suited for a short lesson in etymology: The origin of the term "camera" is very obscure. < 1482682006 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't quite pinpoint the hole in that claim < 1482682139 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :pinhole cameras have such beautiful distortions. < 1482682139 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION M-M-M-M-MULTI THWACKS both oerjan and int-e in one swift hook
< 1482682200 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :look at the last sample here... http://blogs.egusd.net/katzenbargerj/2015/01/08/pinhole/ < 1482682297 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pinhole.cz/ ← with a DIY paper pinhole camera! < 1482682575 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`grwp nighthood < 1482682586 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Binary file reflection matches < 1482683500 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1482683505 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dragon//Dragons are fractal creatures of magic, capable of shrinking or expanding to any size. Taneb invented them to live inside his string diagrams, but they prefer to hover around pinheads and feed on angels. < 1482683537 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( are komodo dragons edible? ) < 1482683548 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :they probably taste like chicken < 1482683556 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(default answer) < 1482683626 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.quora.com/Can-you-eat-Komodo-dragon-What-does-it-taste-like < 1482683651 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :suggests yes, actually suggests it has a distinct flavour (so not chicken) < 1482683780 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that's the most useful answer I'll find... 4 google hits further and I'm at https://forums.t-nation.com/t/komodo-dragon-meat/128563 < 1482684189 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thint-e! < 1482684565 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :bored < 1482685912 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about an operator Ψ, where Ψf(x) = x < 1482685922 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or Ψf(x) = {x, f} < 1482686003 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I picked Ψ because it looks like both a w and a y, and I like to call the operator the "why" operator < 1482686408 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope? nobody? < 1482686414 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :not even the weird integer-e type? < 1482686451 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric ::c < 1482686452 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION derps a derped derp and runs from the insueing derped explosion of derpy derped derps and derps the derp award for most derpy derped derps in a derpy sentence
< 1482686475 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION uh
< 1482686531 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh my god talk < 1482686698 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :can I ping < 1482686700 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1482686701 0 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-203-158.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: "z" is more usual as the Japanization of the dental fricative. And "tekisuto" is the standard transcription. < 1482686748 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ping < 1482686748 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1482686774 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pong < 1482686774 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1482686791 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ping < 1482686793 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1482686795 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ping < 1482686797 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ping < 1482686797 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That Pong alone cannot stop! < 1482686801 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@thing < 1482686801 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1482686806 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@thong < 1482686806 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1482686834 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pong < 1482686834 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pung < 1482686839 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pung < 1482686840 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pung: not found < 1482686860 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mk pung//echo ping #just because loops < 1482686864 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pung < 1482686869 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pung < 1482686871 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pung: not found < 1482686877 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1482686880 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm pung < 1482686883 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1482686886 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mkx pung//echo ping #just because loops < 1482686889 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pung < 1482686893 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mv pung bin/pung < 1482686895 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : how about an operator Ψ, where Ψf(x) = x <-- doesn't look linear, (Ψf+Ψg)(x) = 2x != Ψ(f+g)(x) < 1482686895 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mv: missing destination file operand after `pung bin/pung' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. < 1482686906 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pung < 1482686907 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pung: not found < 1482686915 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv pung bin/pung < 1482686917 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pung < 1482686921 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pung: not found < 1482686923 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1482686927 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ψf? < 1482686929 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1482686934 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean Ψ(f+g)(x)??? < 1482686942 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1482686959 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also Ψ is pretty much taken for the schrödinger operator, which _is_ linear) < 1482686978 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohh < 1482687009 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :schrodinger operation? < 1482687020 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/operation/operator < 1482687030 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert 10028 < 1482687032 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1482687070 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1482687085 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1482687086 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1482687088 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, misread < 1482687283 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: oh wait i < 1482687294 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION smashes his keyboard to pieces
< 1482687303 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1482687318 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: oh wait Ψ is the schrödinger _vector_. < 1482687332 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(aka wave function) < 1482687360 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i don't see what was unclear in that line hth < 1482687378 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohh < 1482687383 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ψf(x) + Ψg(x), right? < 1482687404 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1482687585 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :now imagine we pick a variable, x, and do Ψx < 1482687626 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, that's a function x=x so it would be x < 1482687686 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1482687702 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't work, too ambiguous. < 1482687789 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't treat variables as functions of themselves if you have any higher-order functions in sight. < 1482687824 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, burn all the high school books which do this twh < 1482688231 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : since christmas or halloween might involve sex, taneb couldn't have invented it <-- this argument has been considered and rejected before, it doesn't count if the sex is added after invention hth < 1482688440 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1482688443 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1482688479 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ψx = ??? < 1482688491 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :??? = type error < 1482688505 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :x is in no way a function < 1482688515 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see what it could be < 1482688521 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but let's make it be anyway < 1482688560 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ψx = ξ < 1482688568 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :x(t) is often encoutered in mechanics: position of an object w.r.t. time. < 1482688584 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ψx(t) = t < 1482688584 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: FINE < 1482688590 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1482688618 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 PRIVMSG #esoteric :strangely enough, the cyrillic script isn't used in mathematics... < 1482688637 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... if Ψx = ξ... does that have any special properties? < 1482688687 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that's because wolfram hasn't managed to find out how palatalize functions yet hth < 1482688692 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*how to < 1482688708 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, what you said above seems to suggest that (Ψf)(x) = Ψf(x) < 1482688713 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh read that as mathematica < 1482688745 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION procrastinates getting glasses some more
< 1482688767 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: well that's just precedence. < 1482688772 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ψf(x) = x... we could say that Ψf is the identity function but I don't think that's quite it < 1482688779 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and comes natural to all haskellers. < 1482688793 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1482688829 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rdococ: it's pretty much the definition of the identity function hth < 1482688852 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :true... < 1482688917 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :but say you take sin(theta), store it in a variable x. then Ψx = theta < 1482688940 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least in my vision of it < 1482688972 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now you're not just type incorrect but impure as well < 1482688977 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah... < 1482689423 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :log(x*y) = log(x) + log(y)... so what about log(x+y)? < 1482689454 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty tricky. < 1482689490 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :log(x) + log(1+y/x) < 1482689535 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is actually a useful way of writing it < 1482689559 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`man log1p < 1482689562 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice try. < 1482689563 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems like a natural lower operation to addition < 1482689649 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1482689668 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine a culture that prefers the ratio operator, x:y = x/(x+y) < 1482689722 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :was that heard? < 1482689737 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :log(x) - log(x:y) < 1482689757 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric := ? < 1482689775 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric := log(x+y), that was the point < 1482689788 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1482689827 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1482689968 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :inverse ratio, x;y = -xy/(y-1)... so 2;2 = -4/1 = -4... and 4;4 = -16/3... < 1482691215 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :wanna know a cool science fact? < 1482691242 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :we are two thirds rust... < 1482691247 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hydrogen rust, to be specific < 1482691261 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :aka water < 1482691856 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice troll. < 1482691976 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I made it as far as reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust before deciding that I don't want to fall victim to https://xkcd.com/386/ ) < 1482692001 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like 3/4 hydrogen ash hth < 1482692044 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and 1/4 helium) < 1482692056 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan's making it worse. < 1482692073 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waves
< 1482692136 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose the part that is still hydrogen doesn't count as ash... < 1482692169 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that can't be that much by mass. < 1482692223 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Many studies have been conducted regarding the chemical composition of wood ash, with widely varying results. Some quote calcium carbonate (CaCO3) as the major constituent,[1] others find no carbonate at all, but calcium oxide (CaO) instead.[2] Some show as much as twelve percent iron oxide[2] while others show none,[3] though iron oxide is often introduced through contamination with soil." < 1482692338 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1482692341 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll gloss over the difficulty of producing 1/4 Helium-4 < 1482692378 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also I guess that if you're unlucky you'll get a neutron.) < 1482692427 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um 1/4 helium-4 is what you start with hth < 1482692450 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose i missed an ash in there < 1482692535 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ashes don't grow on trees? < 1482692630 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :though maybe you could splice an ash branch on another tree, hmm < 1482692636 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :onto < 1482693969 0 :moony!~brade@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1482694049 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07DUP14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50599&oldid=20095 5* 03Albedo 5* (+91) 10/* External resources */ Addition of Julia interpreter. < 1482694193 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07DUP14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50600&oldid=50599 5* 03Albedo 5* (+38) 10/* External resources */ < 1482695868 0 :boily!~alexandre@24.48.34.70 QUIT :Quit: DENTIST CHICKEN < 1482698190 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482698451 0 :MDude!~MDude@pa-67-234-97-58.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482698539 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482698575 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482698607 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1482698645 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482698728 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1482698752 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482698884 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i don't see how sex was added to the "celebration of love" afterwards instead of being a planed part < 1482698960 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're aware of the virgin birth, right? < 1482698968 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no sex involved at all hth < 1482698977 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :good point < 1482699036 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but wouldn't that mean Taneb has to be a few centuries old? < 1482699068 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well he already invented the universe, i don't see how christmas makes that worse. < 1482699143 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1482700028 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn, another comic hit the waiting for updates wall. < 1482700056 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the waiting for updates wall < 1482700076 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what comic? < 1482700091 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everblue, in this case. < 1482700110 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :let me just open my comic reader < 1482700165 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks interesting! < 1482700297 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am in this weird state of having enough to read but still wanting more < 1482700630 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't help that quite some webcomic authors took off over the christmas holidays < 1482700680 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have a good source for new comics? < 1482700800 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, basically I just follow links from other comics < 1482700931 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e x = 3; < 1482701056 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc34f.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1482701325 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :%_x = 1/100_x; for any base x < 1482701330 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so 300% is 3 < 1482701654 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I remember my father said that he remembers as a boy listening to Sir Belleus, the Finnish composer, --" < 1482701657 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good job, whoever wrote these subtitles. < 1482701668 0 :nortti!~juhani@ayu.smar.moe PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is that from? < 1482701715 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was watching this BBC show, QI, from Netflix (free trial). I don't know if the Netflix subtitles are their own, or BBC's. < 1482701751 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc34f.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482701777 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a quite interesting transcription hth < 1482701790 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh that would have been funny if I had known about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Sibelius < 1482701827 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought he was famous. < 1482701880 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as Finnish composers go, you can hardly get more famous, but I'm not sure where that really ranks globally. < 1482701898 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Sir Belleus" would be a funny name for a Finn in any case. < 1482701965 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the movie Swordfish, there's a "Finnish" hacker guy called "Axl Torvalds" (I imagine the name has something to do with Linus), and when he's speaking "Finnish" it's actually German. < 1482702013 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure he isn't speaking "Swedish"? < 1482702036 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it was implied it was Finnish, though I don't really know how. < 1482702044 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe the subtitles said something like [SPEAKING FINNISH]. < 1482702063 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sir belleus sounds like what monty python would call him, so obviously right for a british series hth < 1482702068 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :German is a pretty widely recognized language, though. < 1482702099 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I can't tell whether I'm ignorant or whether he's just not that well known. Both are plausible explanations, possibly in combination. < 1482702155 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMDb "Trivia" page for the movie says: "Axl Torvalts [sic] is actually speaking German in the interrogation scene, not Finnish." < 1482702197 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know about sibelius hth < 1482702206 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm pretty sure they did get the surname "right" in the actual movie, though.) < 1482702432 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c < 1482702442 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION didn't know it was so short
< 1482702641 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :wouldn't have watched it anyway (bandwidth), but "This video contains content from Studio Hamburg, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." < 1482702646 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :So nice of them. < 1482702663 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :considerate is the word. < 1482702771 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's more an audio than a video. < 1482702779 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. Worked for me in the UK. < 1482702829 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could probably circumvent it < 1482702876 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1482703113 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebvention = Taneb circumvention? < 1482703236 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this one has lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOSaT6U4e-8 < 1482703489 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1482704464 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482704659 0 :dos!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482704700 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1482704705 0 :dos!?@? NICK :hppavilion[1] < 1482709153 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1] hello < 1482709196 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :no? < 1482709199 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :not gonna talk? < 1482709211 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have sent @ messages < 1482709427 0 :dookysmooch!?@? NICK :loonysloot < 1482709440 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :srsly hppavilion[@] < 1482709486 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine an alternate timeline where we never used division but instead had a ration operator : < 1482709494 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :x:y = x/(x+y) < 1482709547 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :0:0 would be seen as the same value as 1:1 because the two are the same < 1482709553 0 :rdococ!rdococ@unaffiliated/octagonfly PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in, x=y < 1482709645 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1482709677 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :> because the two are the same < 1482709680 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : error: < 1482709680 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Variable not in scope: because :: t0 -> t1 -> t2 -> t3 -> t4 -> terror: ... < 1482709680 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : • Variable not in scope: two < 1482709682 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :> as in, x=y < 1482709685 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:4: error: parse error on input ‘in’ < 1482709686 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks that clarified it < 1482709736 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> it < 1482709738 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : error: < 1482709738 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : • Variable not in scope: it < 1482709738 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : • Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1482709893 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not ghci < 1482709897 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds