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Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 00:51:53 the traditional phrase is "do you like this?", not "what do you think of this" <-- neither those are good phrases for getting my comment, anyway - too amortized. 00:52:05 `? amortized 00:52:06 An amortized word is a word that oerjan can never remember. 00:52:18 You can never remember those phrases? 00:52:39 i put amortized when i cannot remember the actual word, out of spite hth 00:52:53 sometimes that makes me remember the actual word. 00:53:08 *neither of 00:55:17 i think this may be a concept my subconscious is afraid of, and therefore refuses to let me remember the word for. 00:58:19 i think the word might be "committing", or something close. 01:00:33 oerjan: Anyway I said it because Jafet "do you like this?"ed me the other day. 01:02:15 okay 01:03:31 that's a very lowercase okay 01:03:49 `? oerjan 01:03:50 Your omnipotent principal tyrant oerjan the excisive is a lazy expert in merry compaction. Also a Glaswede who dislikes Roald Dahl. He could never render the word "amortized" so he put it here for connivance; but lately it's the only word he can ever rememe. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. 01:03:51 shocking 01:08:41 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:09:29 -!- tromp has joined. 01:15:42 `quote [^o]ffee 01:15:43 No output. 01:15:52 `grwp [^o]ffee 01:15:59 Binary file reflection matches 01:16:14 `quote Ffee 01:16:15 28) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" \ 456) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think \ 1219) Anyways i actually do 01:16:21 argh 01:16:33 `grwp Ffee 01:16:34 Binary file reflection matches 01:24:42 it true, you know 01:30:51 @tell \oren\ <\oren\> what. why URL country codes"? <-- because i've sometimes updated common information in them, and it was getting awkward to find all of them when they were named in the same language. 01:30:51 Consider it noted. 01:31:28 `forget reflection 01:31:30 Forget what? 01:31:46 wat 01:32:05 `` ls -l wisdom/reflection 01:32:06 ls: cannot access wisdom/reflection: No such file or directory 01:32:09 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 01:32:27 `grwp reflection 01:32:28 No output. 01:32:44 an age is over 01:32:58 a slightly annoying age, but nevertheless. 01:33:17 `dowt reflection 01:33:25 5501:2015-06-09 ` ln -s /proc/self/cmdline wisdom/reflection \ 10245:2017-02-14 learn_append reflection Does this shatter the mirror? \ 10246:2017-02-14 revert \ 10498:2017-03-24 forget reflection 01:33:53 -!- boily has joined. 01:33:57 bohily 01:34:31 -!- oerjan has set topic: The channel without reflections. Or long-lived topics. | http://esolangs.org/ | logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf | For extensive phở testing, use #esoteric-blah. 01:35:48 hellørjan. we're missing reflections? 01:36:28 shachaf has eradicated them 01:39:05 good thing. reflection is bad, but I'm stuck with it in Java because stupid type erasure. 01:39:11 * boily grumbles mumbles 01:42:24 also, finished third in tonight's game because that guy tsumo'ed on a kantan 5 wait, riichi nomi, then what do you know he flips ura and gets 3 dora. 01:42:46 * boily rants and plein d'affaires de même. tsé. 01:50:46 helloilky 01:51:29 i am so lost. mah jong sounds hard 01:55:22 quinthelkopia! mahjong is quite easy, it's just the vocabulary that's a little bit hermetic >_>'... 01:56:14 does it go good with canadian beer 01:56:21 i bet i would like canadian beer 01:56:31 incidentally I was drinking a Bleue. 01:56:37 and you need Canadian beer all right. 01:57:06 i wonder how some might be obtained 01:57:32 by mail, in a very dubiously wrapped package. good thing I had electric tape on hand. 01:57:56 lol that should easily recognizable 01:58:29 time to reconcile a pillow. 01:58:34 bonnuitopia! 01:58:36 bonne nuily 01:58:48 -!- boily has quit (Quit: SURVEY CHICKEN). 02:15:40 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 02:17:39 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:23:04 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 02:30:37 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 02:38:48 -!- IronY has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 02:47:03 -!- IronY has joined. 03:28:40 `relcome IronY 03:28:41 ​IronY: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 03:42:58 -!- Akaibu has joined. 03:54:11 -!- Akaibu has quit. 03:56:08 -!- Akaibu has joined. 03:57:17 -!- Akaibu has quit (Client Quit). 03:58:30 -!- Akaibu has joined. 04:10:52 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 04:18:09 @metar KAFF 04:18:09 KAFF 240409Z AUTO 35034G51KT 10SM -RA SCT016 BKN110 11/00 A2960 RMK AO2 RAB09 04:18:18 @metar KOAK 04:18:18 KOAK 240353Z 24005KT 10SM FEW045 SCT085 BKN100 BKN150 13/07 A3024 RMK AO2 SLP238 T01330072 04:18:20 @metar KSJC 04:18:20 KSJC 240353Z 32007KT 10SM FEW010 SCT090 BKN110 12/06 A3024 RMK AO2 SLP238 T01220056 04:18:22 Yep, 51 knot gusts checks out. 04:18:36 ... Is KOAK not an automated station? 04:18:54 ? 04:19:19 I thought AUTO was how you indicated the weather station was automated or not. 04:20:00 @metar KSFO 04:20:00 KSFO 240356Z 12005KT 10SM FEW046 BKN090 BKN110 13/06 A3023 RMK AO2 SLP235 T01280061 $ 04:20:06 @metar KSAN 04:20:06 KSAN 240351Z 30005KT 10SM FEW025 15/07 A3023 RMK AO2 SLP236 T01500072 04:20:08 @metar KSEA 04:20:08 KSEA 240353Z 30003KT 9SM -RA BKN044 OVC050 08/06 A2990 RMK AO2 SLP132 P0002 T00780061 04:20:10 Hrm, guess not. 04:20:11 `? weather 04:20:12 lambdabot: @@ @@ (@where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK PAMR 04:20:15 CYUL 240400Z 22008KT 15SM BKN120 OVC160 M01/M10 A3042 RMK AC6AC2 SLP305 \ ENVA 240350Z 09006KT 9999 FEW040 M01/M05 Q1021 RMK WIND 670FT 19013KT \ ESSB 240350Z AUTO 24002KT 9999 SCT066/// M05/M07 04:20:15 Q1025 \ KOAK 240353Z 24005KT 10SM FEW045 SCT085 BKN100 BKN150 13/07 A3024 RMK AO2 SLP238 T01330072 \ PAMR 240353Z 00000KT 10SM CLR M03/M09 A2980 RMK AO2 SLP094 T10331089 04:23:00 -!- adu has joined. 04:27:36 fizzie: floppies?!?!? 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Coptanalysis is concerned with the disassembly and reverse engineering of copters, whereas coptography is the art of designing and engineering copters that are robust against coptanalysis. \ postorder:Postord 11:41:15 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 11:46:44 `? forth 11:46:45 Since Biblical times, Forth has been the go-to language for multiplication. 11:49:22 * Zarutian approoves! 11:58:54 `grwp log table 11:58:56 No output. 12:04:30 `quote adder 12:04:31 No output. 12:04:42 `quote 12:04:43 385) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. 12:11:11 -!- h0rsep0wer has joined. 12:13:46 -!- tromp has joined. 12:18:28 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 12:26:58 `quote 12:26:59 43) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? 12:27:11 that Sgeo quote is a classic 12:27:34 `quote 12:27:34 41) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> 12:27:55 `recipe 12:27:56 eat the oil \ over low heat until the sugar is frown cooking. Remove the shanks \ over the dough. Serve with remaining sauce. Place them into a mixing \ cold water at the stir in fork. Serve with the salads, table spoonfuls. Keep \ begins to add the boiling water and set the eggplants, dip off a \ few seconds. \ \ Makes about 2 Tablespoons 12:27:56 `wisdom 12:27:57 sand//Sand is what microprocessors are made of. Taneb invented it. 12:28:05 eat the oil? 12:28:45 `wisdom 12:28:46 blæg//Blæg is a color that cannot exist under the current understanding of physics. It is used on the #esoteric flag, along with ultraviolet and whatever is convenient. It is a nullary color, meaning that it can be mixed with itself to produce the primary colors. 12:29:15 that sand thing is untrue 12:29:34 commercial silicon production is mostly from iron-silicon alloy 12:30:05 oh dual use 12:31:05 "Ferrosilicon is produced by reduction of silica or sand with coke in the presence of iron." ... sand may still be involved?! 12:31:27 welp 12:36:20 -!- adu has joined. 12:36:20 Phantom_Hoover: it was true back in ancient time, when the Cult of the Bound Variable is conjectured to have made "a city-sized machine powered by falling sand" called the Universal Machine. 12:37:00 I thought silicon for microprocessors was mined from silicon crystal veins 12:38:20 `grwp alternative 12:38:21 delve:Delve is a static ability that functions while the spell with delve is on the stack. "Delve" means "For each generic mana in this spell’s total cost, you may exile a card from your graveyard rather than pay that mana." The delve ability isn’t an additional or alternative cost and applies only after the total cost of the spell with delve i 12:38:57 convoke is not an alternative cost either. 12:39:49 `forget delve 12:39:51 Forget what? 12:41:34 `? ../bin/forget 12:41:35 ​#!/bin/sh \ rm-p "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" \ echo "Forget what?" 12:41:48 `? ../bin/noooodl 12:41:49 ​../bin/noooodl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:41:52 `? ../bin/nooodl 12:41:53 ​../bin/noooooodl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:42:02 `? ../bin/noodl 12:42:03 ​../bin/noodl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:42:10 hmm 12:42:23 I think you're missing an 'r' 12:42:31 `` cd bin; echo *noo* 12:42:32 noooooooodl: rnooooooooodl 12:42:38 or not. 12:43:55 `` cd bin; echo *noo* | tr o x 12:43:56 nxxxdl: rnxxxdl 12:53:05 -!- LKoen has joined. 12:59:39 -!- Akaibu has joined. 13:08:44 -!- Zarutian has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 13:12:00 -!- adu has quit (Quit: adu). 13:32:55 -!- Zarutian has joined. 13:33:23 -!- Zarutian has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 13:33:34 -!- Zarutian has joined. 14:03:16 -!- h0rsep0wer has quit (Quit: Leaving). 14:11:14 -!- `^_^v has joined. 14:11:16 -!- `^_^v has quit (Client Quit). 14:11:17 -!- adu has joined. 14:11:27 -!- `^_^v has joined. 14:20:59 -!- adu has quit (Quit: adu). 14:31:33 -!- oerjan has joined. 14:34:55 `? forth wisdom 14:34:56 ​.wisdoms other the all upon builds wisdom forth The 14:35:01 `? fourth wisdom 14:35:02 fourth wisdom? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:35:53 `` mv wisdom/fo{,u}rth; slwd fourth\ wisdom//s,rt,urt, 14:35:55 Roswbud! 14:36:14 `? fourth wisdom 14:36:15 fourth wisdom? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:36:28 `` mv wisdom/fo{,u}rth\ wisdom; slwd fourth\ wisdom//s,rt,urt, 14:36:30 fourth wisdom//.wisdoms other the all upon builds wisdom fourth The 14:42:05 -!- augur has joined. 14:43:16 `cat bin/nooodl: 14:43:17 ​ELF............>.....…@.....@.......(s..........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....ø.......ø....................8......8@.....8@............................................@.......@.....¼d......¼d........ ............n......n`.....n`.....$......ð........ ...........(n......(n`.....(n`.....Ð.......Ð................ 14:43:25 `` ls -l bin/nooodl 14:43:26 ls: cannot access bin/nooodl: No such file or directory 14:43:29 `` ls -l bin/nooodl: 14:43:30 lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 9 Oct 28 18:37 bin/nooooooodl: -> /bin/echo 14:43:55 `doag bin/nooodl: 14:44:03 2787:2013-04-23 ln -s /bin/echo bin/nooodl: 14:49:25 `` cat `which doag` 14:49:25 hlnp --removed --template "{rev}:{date|shortdate} {desc}\n" -- "$@" 14:49:44 `` cat `which hlnp` 14:49:45 scowrevs="$(/usr/bin/paste -sd'|' /hackenv/share/scowrevs)"; hg log -r "tip:0 & ! ($scowrevs)" "$@" | sed 's/\(\(^\| \)[ `` hg log --removed --template "{rev}:{date|shortdate} {desc}\n" -- bin/nooodl: 14:53:54 9075:2016-09-25 revert 58b9ee8f97a7 \ 9074:2016-09-25 ` rm --no-preserve-root -rfv / # testing, plz no ban \ 5643:2015-06-21 revert \ 5642:2015-06-21 rm bin -r \ 4531:2014-03-16 revert \ 4530:2014-03-16 revert 1 \ 2787:2013-04-23 ln -s /bin/echo bin/noooooooodl: 14:54:08 wat 14:54:23 oh of course 14:54:46 * oerjan should have kept the sed 14:54:57 `doag bin/nooodl: 14:55:04 2787:2013-04-23 ln -s /bin/echo bin/nooodl: 14:55:19 i don't think the full version is much slower 15:01:19 -!- David152 has joined. 15:11:48 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 15:31:13 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 15:34:29 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 15:49:23 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 15:53:19 [wiki] [[MediaWiki:Common.css]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51398&oldid=40209 * Oerjan * (+21) Mediawiki at one point changed this, which messed up a lot of my old nice formatting. Let's see if this makes it sane again. 15:53:50 yay it worked 15:54:08 * oerjan is still a bit miffed about having borders, but... 15:59:59 wait, isn't
 supposed to respect newlines?
16:00:26  yes. it still does that.
16:01:03  it's just, it's not supposed to wrap on other whitespace, but Mediawiki's default does so anyhow
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16:02:40  (looking at  https://esolangs.org/wiki/Unlambda#Combinators  and the code is all on one line here
16:02:52  )
16:03:10  in a box, with a horizontal scrollbar
16:04:05  oh god, it shows differently in preview than in final formatting D:
16:04:10 -!- `^_^v has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds).
16:04:50  it looked nice in preview
16:05:00  oerjan: didn't you mean  pre  rather than  nowrap?
16:05:33  ah maybe so.
16:06:00  (sorry for first complaining and then looking for the cause)
16:06:06  [wiki] [[MediaWiki:Common.css]]  https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51399&oldid=51398 * Oerjan * (-3) Apparently that was wrong, but *somehow* looked nice in preview.
16:06:36  eh that didn't help.
16:06:51  cache?
16:06:53  oh there it did
16:07:00  i was using ctrl-f5.
16:07:08  but i had to it twice for some reason.
16:07:34  ah, there, yay!
16:08:33  @hug oerjan 
16:08:33  https://hackage.haskell.org/trac/ghc/newticket?type=bug
16:08:58  useful command, that
16:10:06  in any case by "cache" I meant that wikimedia might be caching something there
16:10:36  which is a bit difficult to test
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16:20:06  @google lambdabot 
16:20:07  Plugin `search' failed with: connect: does not exist (No route to host)
16:20:20  @google lambdabot 
16:20:21  https://wiki.haskell.org/Lambdabot
16:20:46  ideas why this happens would be welcome
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16:22:03  (nameservers are 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4, so Google's, hmm)
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16:28:46  Google
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16:31:50  int-e: my guess is something fails somewhere down the line
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16:53:02  I only yesterday discovered that I can unprint a line in Python using a \r
16:53:16 -!- augur has joined.
16:53:36  If I don't advance to a new line, I can overwrite the current line indefinitely (which is good for command-line downloaders, because I can make it print the percentage completed)
16:54:09  But is there a way to make the cursor go backwards? A reverse of \n, if you will?
16:54:51  (I'm guessing \b can do it)
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16:57:35  pianos.
17:01:24  wow. this html webpage actually has multiple elements with the same id attribute.
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17:17:40 <\oren\> @tell hppavilion[1] you can move around the screen freely with ANSI escape sequences 
17:17:41  Consider it noted.
17:18:41 <\oren\> @bing lambdabot
17:18:41  pong
17:18:47 <\oren\> tdnh
17:18:55 <\oren\> @duckduckgo lambdabot
17:18:55  Unknown command, try @list
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17:28:49  @yahoo lambdabot
17:28:49  Unknown command, try @list
17:28:54  @yahoogle lambdabot
17:28:55  package lambdabot
17:28:55  package lambdabot-core
17:28:55  package lambdabot-reference-plugins
17:30:28  Hm, I'm looking at https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%C3%B8nnes
17:30:40  And I noticed this line: "Fra Wikipedia, den frie encyklopedi"
17:30:43  @massages-lud
17:30:43  \oren\ said 13m 2s ago: you can move around the screen freely with ANSI escape sequences
17:30:49  \oren\: tyvm
17:33:52  http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unintended-consequences is confusing me
17:35:49 * hppavilion[1] . o O ( There should be a command line tool to generate image macros )
17:37:36  Example: meme xx "make memes" "use a command-line to generate them in bash"
17:38:47  [wiki] [[Collatz function]]  https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51400&oldid=43075 * Oerjan * (+6688) Major new section about reduction to [[cyclic tag system]]s inspired by [[User:Challenger5]]'s inquiry. Some rearrangements.
17:38:52  whee
17:40:25  . o O ( encyklopedi sounds pretty old-fashioned to me )
17:45:16  Gragh
17:45:34  My school censors the internet
17:45:44  shocking
17:45:49  And it doesn't block the website KnowYourMeme, but it blocks the domain of one of the stylesheets
17:45:52            
17:45:55  So the page loads, but is missing important parts
17:46:04  The URL of the stylesheet is a.kym-cdn.com/assets/application-e15fbd68366e7b708bee633fb97d103c.css
17:46:35  If I could get my hands on that from another source (exempli gratia Pastebin), there might be a way to horribly hack my cache so the site will load
17:47:01  In my experience, teachers know nothing about computers. They will happily use Windows and IE, and don't know how to turn off Youtube's autoplay.
17:48:49  rdococ: I know
17:48:58  rdococ: Step 1 is to obtain the stylesheet.
17:49:21  Wee, so many ARP packets. But the failed @google are RST packets on the initial TCP handshake. So... nothing I can do about that? Sigh.
17:49:51  [wiki] [[Cyclic tag system]]  https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51401&oldid=41979 * Oerjan * (+267) Marketing
17:50:01  rdococ: ...I'm trying to hintily ask someone to open a.kym-cdn.com/assets/application-e15fbd68366e7b708bee633fb97d103c.css and pastebin the content
17:50:11  And now I'm leaving.
17:51:13  oh
17:51:17  derp
17:51:29  hppavilion[1]
17:51:35  `fetch /tmp/yo http://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/application-e15fbd68366e7b708bee633fb97d103c.css
17:51:36  In another world: /tmp/yo
17:51:44  `fetch tmp/yo http://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/application-e15fbd68366e7b708bee633fb97d103c.css
17:51:48  2017-03-24 17:51:39 URL:http://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/application-e15fbd68366e7b708bee633fb97d103c.css [86548/86548] -> "tmp/yo" [1]
17:51:55  `url tmp/yo
17:51:55  (I've captured 771 ARP packets over a time frame of 10 seconds. That seems a bit excessive.)
17:51:56  https://hackego.esolangs.org/tmp/yo
17:52:03  hppavilion[1]: ^ yo
17:52:24  http://pastebin.com/v3C0gF0m
17:52:28  or that
17:52:37  well, looks like hppavilion[1] is gone
17:52:38  :c
17:52:40  `` head -1 tmp/yo
17:52:41  ​@charset "UTF-8";html,body,header,hgroup,nav,article,section,details,aside,footer,div,span,applet,object,iframe,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6,p,blockquote,pre,a,abbr,acronym,address,big,cite,code,del,dfn,em,font,img,ins,kbd,q,s,samp,small,strike,strong,sub,sup,tt,var,b,u,i,center,dl,dt,dd,ol,ul,li,fieldset,form,label,legend,table,caption,tbody,tfoot,thead,t
17:52:52  message to the school: duck all schools
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17:55:02  -o-
17:56:12  [wiki] [[Cyclic tag system]]  https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51402&oldid=51401 * Oerjan * (+37) /* Computational class */ not to mention
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18:09:12   https://hackego.esolangs.org/tmp/yo
18:09:19  hp
18:11:20  rdococ: ty, now to figure out how to force it into the site
18:13:39  OK, now, does anybody know of a way to override a URL, either in the browser or on an OS level
18:14:12  OK, found an extension that might work
18:19:41  hipavillion[1], HackEllo
18:24:19  I guess I'll try to disable IPv6 for lambdabot and see whether that helps... but first, shopping.
18:36:01  hipavilion[1], hint-e: what do you think when you hear the word positronium?
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18:54:01  rdococ: science fiction technobabble
18:54:37  yes, but I'd like it to be functional magic
18:54:39  something with rules
18:54:50  what will these, "positronium crystals", behave like?
18:55:02  granted they'd probably annihilate themselves but shhh
19:00:22 <\oren\> positronium? sounds like the antimatter equivalent of an electron gas
19:01:35  but as a crystal, what do you think it would be?
19:01:52  I'm creating a mod for a better, open-source version of Minecraft, called Minetest.
19:03:02  It'll be found in SPACE! (space space space space)
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19:13:27  It is REALLY hard to find blank memes.
19:13:41  People must be thinking I'm saying "Dank"
19:14:25  ik a good blank meme
19:14:27  space
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19:43:19  meh. sorry for that; apparently /reconnect does *not* take changed ssl settings into account.
19:53:46  dtscode: FWIW, it's actually a problem in the bot... apparently it can't even wait for one second for the connection to be established. It takes that long because for some reason that I don't understand, the IPv6 neighbour discovery starts with the link-local scope address as source before asking on the global level.
19:54:48  ah
19:54:52  haskell man
19:54:52  not even once
19:56:06  I'm not sure that it's Haskell's fault :P
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20:05:26  mmm, haskell
20:05:29  dtscode: you're missing out
20:06:09  I'd much rather write a nice bash script
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20:41:17  Good tips on extracting data from a disk drive when reading from the drive causes the machine to instantly reboot? 
20:41:23  The drive identifies to the system well enough, and I can read the partition table, and even a few blocks of data (dd bs=512 count=1024), but whenever I tell it to read anything much, it reboots.
20:41:52  I've got two drives that behave like this, both 2.5" IDE ones using an adapter for the normal 3.5" IDE connector.
20:42:05  A third drive using the same adapter I could read with dd just fine.
20:42:48  I thought about trying to use hdparm to downgrade it to some less efficient transfer mode, but it doesn't respect the -d flag for disabling DMA.
20:45:15  I wonder if I could use dd | pv | dd to make a "slow copy", and if that would really help matters.
20:46:55  Did you know FreeBSD has a SIGINFO signal that you can send to programs like cp to get progress information?
20:47:10  With ^T apparently.
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20:53:27  Apparently the answer is "no" to dd | pv | dd. (Instant reboot.)
20:53:35  I know dd prints progress info on SIGUSR1.
20:53:59  Having it widely available and with a key sounds clever.
20:56:38  fizzie: you use pv
20:56:43  oh, nm
21:00:31  It's a little hard to diagnose a thing that causes an instant reboot.
21:07:10  fizzie: Another thing you could do is have all long-running programs run HTTP servers that you can get information from.
21:07:48  shachaf: I spent a couple seconds wondering how on earth that would help with my hard disk problems.
21:08:20  Did you know there's a program that will print status information about running cp etc. processes?
21:09:00  It uses /proc/n/fdinfo to see how far they are into their file descriptors.
21:09:09  Well, I guess for cp you don't even need that, you can just look at the target file.
21:11:46  I think I'm thinking of this program: https://github.com/Xfennec/progress
21:32:21 <\oren\> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFlwc9Kl5o <- Touhou Opera
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22:07:30  `wisdom
22:09:23  Wisdom is magic.
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22:16:13  `?
22:16:57  ? is punctuation.
22:18:19  dtscode: So actually I have just reproduced this with C code :-/ Which means that the kernel reports this as an unreachable host.
22:18:39  Reproduce it with pronounceable cee.
22:18:45  so much fun.
22:18:51  the haskell code fucked with the kernel?
22:19:03  dtscode: that's silly.
22:19:17  i'm going to keep blaming haskell because it scares me
22:19:55  there's nothing to be feared about Haskell. C++ on the other hand...
22:20:04  see I like C++
22:20:10  as long as I don't get into TMP
22:20:40  boily: psst, unsafeCoerce, hush.
22:21:02  int-e: what kind of kernel is it?
22:21:07  linux?
22:21:20  int-ello. modulo that minor inconsequential detail.
22:21:52  hmm, 3.16.0. Debian.
22:22:02  maybe a driver issue?
22:22:21  boily: also, tracking down insufficient laziness
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22:22:51  that said, C++ doesn't even offer the assurances that unsafeCoerce breaks :)
22:23:22  Which assurances?
22:23:30  type safety
22:23:39  C++ has all sorts of type safety.
22:24:39  0/10 Too safe.
22:25:03  rdococ: Why do you do the things you do?
22:25:25 * int-e tries to remember the last time that rdococ said anything of interest, but fails.
22:26:00 * dtscode tries to remember, but fails
22:29:22  Anything of interest.
22:29:25  There, I said it.
22:34:53 * boily bores rdococ
22:35:45  we should all just start writing everything in bash
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22:55:54  that may not be the reasonablest choice...
22:56:05  I say, write everything in Java!
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22:57:36  I think different program language can be use for different thing, such as assembly language, C, JavaScript, Forth, etc
22:57:47  There is also the domain specific programming
22:58:00  I think different program language can be use for same thing
22:58:53  That too can be done yes
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23:55:57  ?