00:02:17 <\oren\> http://www.asahi.com/articles/ASK612HJPK61UHBI006.html
00:02:19 <\oren\> lol, the covfefe heard round the world
00:03:43 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[EWagon]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52038&oldid=52033 * Timtomtoaster * (+81) /* Command list */
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00:07:59 <HackEgo> sleffy: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
00:08:37 <sleffy> I am a mere figment of the imagination
00:08:45 <sleffy> There are no records of my existence, for I unexist
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00:15:49 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[EWagon]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52039&oldid=52038 * Timtomtoaster * (+11) /* Cat (numerical input only) */
00:35:22 <zzo38> Now I invented a extended version of MMIX object format, which allows for 32-bit line numbers, external symbols, large symbol tables, and a few other things.
00:37:18 <zzo38> There are eleven new loader instructions: lop_fixox, lop_fileu, lop_specx, lop_endx, lop_import, lop_importu, lop_xstab, lop_greg, lop_locim, lop_fixim, lop_lineh.
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01:48:19 <rdococ> I still can't get over the fact that there are an actual, existent group of human beings who want to kill half of the human population simply for having penises. It's ridiculous.
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01:58:42 <pikhq> rdococ: You'd be surprised how many dumb positions there are in the world.
01:59:53 <rdococ> pikhq, I am aware they exist but they still shock me.
02:00:00 <boily> pikhelloq, rdochelloc.
02:08:49 <boily> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK4-nUZiOH4
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02:25:25 <HackEgo> bessel function//Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0.
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02:55:58 <\oren\> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1z1gxwpj1I
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03:28:03 <doesthiswork> cosa rica looks different from how I had imagined
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04:40:08 <HackEgo> 1/2:eridanipoid//Eridanipoids form a category of uncategorifiable stellar remnants. They form dense clusters of unmovable and unstoppable objects. \ vim//vim equals to cmxciv or cmxcvi, depending on which part of Roman Empire you are. \ flabberghast//Flabberghast is the recurring hunting one gets after too indulgent feast where one partook too libe
04:40:13 <HackEgo> 2/2:raly \ blsq//See: Burlesque \ certainly//We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor.
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04:51:38 <HackEgo> -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 12 Dec 15 01:27 bin/w
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04:58:16 <HackEgo> total 18208 \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 105 Apr 17 18:20 ` \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 64 Oct 28 2016 `` \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 109 Mar 20 01:55 `^ \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 59 Jan 1 17:01 `̀ \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 17 Oct 28 2016 ^.^ \ lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 6 Oct 28 2016 ! -> interp \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 468 Apr 13 03:40 ? \ lrwxr
04:59:01 <HackEgo> 5pEV4X5h \ bin \ canary \ emoticons \ esobible \ etc \ evil \ factor \ good \ hw \ ibin \ interps \ izash.c \ karma \ le \ lib \ misle \ nasmbuild \ paste \ ply-3.8 \ quines \ quinor \ quotes \ share \ src \ test2 \ testfile \ tmflry \ tmp \ wisdom
04:59:14 <HackEgo> https://hackego.esolangs.org/tmp/paste/paste.25645
04:59:21 <HackEgo> 10440:2017-03-17 <hppavilion[1̈]> sled esobible/gen_sys_1.0-1:4//s/timed out/timed out (but just barely; the internet was kind of slow before the universe was created)/ \ 10439:2017-03-17 <hppavilion[1̈]> mk esobible/gen_sys_1.0-1:0//First off, fungot bases eir arrays at 0, like a normal person. \ 10437:2017-03-17 <hppavilion[1̈]> mk esobible/ge
05:00:44 <HackEgo> #!/bin/sh \ print_args_or_input "$@" | tr A-Za-z0-9 [A*26][a*26][4*10]
05:01:33 <sleffy> don't mind me, just testing
05:02:02 <shachaf> `` cat bin/FireFlist | rot13
05:02:48 <HackEgo> #!/usr/bin/python \ \ import random \ import string \ \ print "".join(random.choice(string.ascii_lowercase) for _ in xrange(15))
05:03:02 <HackEgo> 8878:2016-07-29 <shachäf> ` echo $\'#!/usr/bin/python\\n\\nimport random\\nimport string\\n\\nprint "".join(random.choice(string.ascii_lowercase) for _ in xrange(15))\' > bin/password; chmod +x bin/password
05:03:09 <HackEgo> The password of the month is poochpoochpoochpoochpooch
05:03:21 <HackEgo> 10898:2017-05-14 <boil̈y> le/rn password//The password of the month is poochpoochpoochpoochpooch \ 10595:2017-04-09 <oerjän> learn The password of the month is bad \ 10373:2017-03-08 <int-̈e> learn The password of the month is OSBDemoLap9W53! \ 10206:2017-02-04 <int-̈e> learn The password of the month is n9y25ah7 \ 10065:2017-01-01 <oerjän>
05:03:32 <shachaf> oerjan: the password of the month is out of date tdnh
05:04:31 <HackEgo> «wisdom/rules of wisdom» -> «wisdom/rules of wisdoms»
05:04:36 <oerjan> `learn The password of the month is out of date tdnh
05:04:39 <HackEgo> Relearned 'password': The password of the month is out of date tdnh
05:05:18 <HackEgo> OLD="wisdom/$1"; [ -z "$1" ] && OLD="$(lastfiles)"; NEW="${OLD}s"; if [ -f "$NEW" ]; then echo "«${NEW}» already exists"; exit 1; fi; mv "$OLD" "$NEW" && echo "«${OLD}» -> «${NEW}»"
05:06:06 <HackEgo> https://hackego.esolangs.org/fshg/
05:06:27 <HackEgo> patching file 'wisdom/rules of wisdom' \ patching file 'wisdom/rules of wisdoms'
05:07:06 <HackEgo> Shaventions include: before/now/lastfiles, culprits, hog/{h,d}oag, le//rn, tmp/, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1/4/5, edit. Taneb did not invent them yet.
05:07:23 <HackEgo> oerjän shachäf oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän
05:08:02 <HackEgo> Help is on the way. We don't know where the way is, though. You might try `help instead.
05:08:08 <HackEgo> `help [<command>] gives HackEgo's default help message, or help for a specific command. Or currently possibly some other wisdom.
05:08:13 <HackEgo> Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" for full shell commands. "`fetch [<output-file>] <URL>" downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert <rev>" can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/
05:08:50 <fungot> Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ .
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05:31:59 <\oren\> Marriage and bloodstain are the same
05:32:11 <\oren\> well, sound the same at least
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05:52:40 <HackEgo> tdh is the past tense of a successful hth. hth.
05:54:21 <HackEgo> ¯\(°_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯
05:54:50 <HackEgo> 1/2:grimmargorp//Þór, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppið! Ragnarök eru nálæg! \ lambek's lemma//Lambek's Lemma, invented by Joachim "Taneb" Lambek, states that initial algebras have inverses. It can be proved with as few as five arrows. \ zimbabwe//olsner's desk points zimbabwards. It is highly dependent on tswett's michiganic orientation. \ xarg
05:54:54 <HackEgo> 2/2:s//xargs is for piping snowmen. \ implication//Implication is a useful rhetorical device, if you know what I mean.
05:55:15 <HackEgo> line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(awk 'END{print NR}' /hackenv/tmp/spout)"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line<len?line+1:1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
05:56:27 <HackEgo> cmd="${1-quote}"; \`^ 5 "$cmd"
05:56:58 <HackEgo> blæg:Blæg is a color that cannot exist under the current understanding of physics. It is used on the #esoteric flag, along with ultraviolet and whatever is convenient. It is a nullary color, meaning that it can be mixed with itself to produce the primary colors. \ can't:can't is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /ɑː/ and
05:57:29 <HackEgo> can't is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /ɑː/ and /æ/ depending on dialect. A list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can't cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan't staff task vast
05:58:24 <\oren\> wait, who pronounces can't "cont"
06:01:33 <\oren\> http://dilbert.com/search_results?terms=Bah
06:02:53 <rdococ> . o O ( what would happen if you were flipped? )
06:07:40 <\oren\> rdococ: if waht was flipped?
06:09:56 <\oren\> then you couldn't eat any food and would rapidly develop problems
06:10:26 <\oren\> because your amino acids, sugars, etc would all be the wrong chirality
06:11:32 <rdococ> so if someone entered my glide-reflection wrapping world and crossed the edge they should avoid eating from there
06:12:54 <\oren\> yeah, unless you carried a supply of food that was also flipped
06:14:16 <rdococ> I just licked a Switch cartridge.
06:14:21 <rdococ> bitter, but I'm not dead.
06:14:41 <pikhq> Well, it's only denatonium benzoate, after all.
06:15:04 <pikhq> It's not exactly known to be a major health hazard.
06:16:29 <\oren\> those cartridges don't taste anywhere near as bad as when you mistakenly chew a non-chewing vitamin
06:16:38 <rdococ> deters people trying to eat it and choking, which is known to be a major health hazard
06:17:09 <rdococ> death is also known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases
06:17:41 <HackEgo> A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6’ by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg.
06:17:56 <rdococ> anyway, I wonder if my world's life would evolve with symmetric chemicals and amino acids to avoid the problems
06:18:23 <rdococ> if not, then it'd be fun to see what ancient civilisation makes of it
06:18:51 <sleffy> `learn death is known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases.
06:18:54 <HackEgo> Learned 'death': death is known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases.
06:19:09 <HackEgo> death//Death is known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases.
06:20:08 <oerjan> rdococ: it depends how deeply flipped you are. if it's subatomic, you'll annihilate with matter instead hth
06:20:11 <HackEgo> cd wisdom; sled "$1" | sed '1s/^Rosebud!$/Roswbud!/'
06:21:05 <rdococ> is it related to antimatter?
06:21:05 <HackEgo> [[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" ;
06:21:36 <oerjan> also, if life evolved with constant flipping, it'd probably also evolve the capability to digest both variants.
06:22:29 <oerjan> rdococ: yes, antimatter is flipped and also time reversed.
06:22:36 <rdococ> but if the world is large enough, maybe only the life around the edges where reflection occurs would
06:22:56 <pikhq> I didn't think antimatter was time-reversed?
06:23:22 <oerjan> well you'd think some of the life forms would spread into the opposite of where they started...
06:23:52 <oerjan> rdococ: actually, you cannot detect where the edge is.
06:24:20 <oerjan> unless it appears suddenly, so the life forms have already spread to both sides of it.
06:24:27 <rdococ> it'd be the place where food kills you
06:24:38 <oerjan> rdococ: but how did the food get there?
06:25:31 <oerjan> rdococ: if life started _on_ the edge, it would spread across to both sides, and only be lethal when they met again in the middle.
06:27:14 <rdococ> depends on whether the chirality of the ground matters.
06:27:17 <oerjan> pikhq: CPT symmetry. C is switching matter and antimatter, and thus equivalent to flipping both P and T.
06:27:54 <oerjan> rdococ: there is no chirality of nonliving matter.
06:28:13 <oerjan> unless you go down to subatomic level.
06:28:29 <oerjan> and then only very weakly.
06:28:40 <pikhq> Erm, *quartz* is chiral.
06:29:02 <pikhq> It doesn't matter too much, but hey.
06:29:07 <oerjan> pikhq: well ok, but both forms have the same probability don't they?
06:29:33 <oerjan> so it's not chiral in a widespread way.
06:29:58 <pikhq> One particular chirality being the only one occuring certainly *is* only true of organic matter.
06:30:13 <rdococ> so if life started in the middle, it would experience lethality when reaching the edges. but if life started on the edge, it would experience it when reaching the middle.
06:30:48 <oerjan> life is chiral only because all lifeforms have inherited the original random chirality of the building blocks of their ancestors.
06:30:56 <HackEgo> ‘Life,’ said Marvin, ‘don't talk to me about life.’
06:31:03 <pikhq> (as you might expect, considering that any given chirality should *generally* be chemically identically to the opposite chirality)
06:31:05 <rdococ> brb, busy gawping at the new zelda's render distance... I think
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06:40:11 <rdococ> so you could have two different lifeforms with opposing chiralities in one world?
06:40:56 <oerjan> assuming they arose independently
06:41:06 <pikhq> I mean, in principle, but it'd likely require two unique instances of abiogenesis.
06:41:06 <HackEgo> Mark Shuttleworth? ¯\(°_o)/¯
06:41:16 <pikhq> Which *seems* awfully unlikely.
06:41:50 <rdococ> either way, the mirroring would make there appear to be two such forms
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07:42:56 <rdococ> imagine: a disease, that only infects people who haven't digested denatonium benzoate
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08:48:20 <rdococ> Prediction: there is someone out there who finds the chemical sexy and is already proving rule 34 once again
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09:26:33 <HackEgo> Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
09:26:46 <HackEgo> Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
09:42:51 <wob_jonas> "<zzo38> Now I invented a extended version of MMIX object format, which allows for 32-bit line numbers, external symbols, large symbol tables, and a few other things." => can't ELF already do that, with tools that support it??
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10:10:05 <wob_jonas> "<rdococ> but if the world is large enough, maybe only the life around the edges where reflection occurs would" => there are no edges. locally there are no flips anywhere, you have to go around the world to get flipped
10:12:50 <wob_jonas> "<pikhq> I mean, in principle, but it'd likely require two unique instances of abiogenesis. / Which *seems* awfully unlikely." => the unlikely part is both origins surviving
10:13:33 <wob_jonas> but then, we don't really know how unlikely it really is, we only have one biome to examine, and this one just happens to have only one origin of life
10:14:12 <wob_jonas> and also apparently just one surviving point where organisms as complicated as eukaryotes have evolved
10:14:34 <wob_jonas> I'm pretty proud of the original eukaryote really
10:15:06 <wob_jonas> (I can be proud of my ancestors, right?)
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11:16:04 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\n\z/){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;"
11:16:09 <HackEgo> matching: 1511/1519 entries;
11:16:22 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\n./s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;"
11:16:31 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\r./s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;"
11:16:41 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\r/s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;"
11:16:46 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\x00/s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;"
11:17:26 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s!~/\n\z/s){print "$f "} }}
11:17:28 <HackEgo> wisdom/ᛁᚿ wisdom/b_jonas can't spell wisdom/certainly wisdom/certainty wisdom/nak wisdom/o wisdom/output wisdom/wlcom
11:17:54 <HackEgo> /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ?ᛁᚿ: not found
11:18:00 <HackEgo> ᛁᚿ ᛋᚿᛅᚠᚠᛚᛚᛋ ᛁᚮᚴᚢᛚᛁᛋ ᚴᛦᛆᛏᛅᛦᛅᛘ ᚴᛅᛘ ᚦᛅᛚᛁᛒᛆᛏ ᚢᛘᛒᛦᛆ ᛋᚴᛆᛦᛏᛆᛦᛁᛋ ᛁᚢᛚᛁᛁ ᛁᚿᛏᛦᛆ ᚴᛆᛚᛅᚿᚦᛆᛋ ᚦᛅᛋᚴᛅᚿᚦᛅ, ᛆᚢᚦᛆᛋ ᚢᛁᛆᛏᚮᛦ, ᛏᛅ ᛏᛅᛦᛦᛅᛋᛏᛦᛅ ᚴᛅᚿᛏᛦᚢᛘ ᛆᛏᛏᛁᚿg
11:18:14 <HackEgo> 1/2:ᛁᚿ ᛋᚿᛅᚠᚠᛚᛚᛋ ᛁᚮᚴᚢᛚᛁᛋ ᚴᛦᛆᛏᛅᛦᛅᛘ ᚴᛅᛘ ᚦᛅᛚᛁᛒᛆᛏ ᚢᛘᛒᛦᛆ ᛋᚴᛆᛦᛏᛆᛦᛁᛋ ᛁᚢᛚᛁᛁ ᛁᚿᛏᛦᛆ ᚴᛆᛚᛅᚿᚦᛆᛋ ᚦᛅᛋᚴᛅᚿᚦᛅ, ᛆᚢᚦᛆᛋ ᚢᛁᛆᛏᚮᛦ, ᛏᛅ ᛏᛅᛦᛦᛅᛋᛏᛦᛅ ᚴᛅᚿᛏᛦᚢᛘ ᛆᛏᛏᛁᚿ
11:18:18 <HackEgo> 2/2:gᛅᛋ. ᚴᚮᚦ ᚠᛅᚴᛁ. ᛆᛦᚿᛅ ᛋᛆᚴᚿᚢᛋᛋᛅᛯ
11:18:44 <wob_jonas> ``` echo >> wisdom/b_jonas\ can\'t\ spell
11:18:56 <HackEgo> b_jonas can't spell these words: weird, hygiene, etymology, myopia, hibernate, carbohydrate, appearance, maintenance, appropriate, privilege, obsolete, heard, homogeneous, jealous; and confuses: drought, draught/draft; couch, coach; depreciate, deprecate; dilate, dilute; contiguous, continuous; discrete, discreet.
11:18:59 <HackEgo> o is a popular comedy adventure fantasy webcomic. It's about a group of adventurers, heroes or warriors (whatever you want to call them) called the Order of the Stick, as they go about their adventures with minimal competence or knowledge of what they are doing, and eventually sort of stumble into a plan by an undead sorcerer to conquer the world,
11:19:06 <HackEgo> We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor.
11:19:09 <HackEgo> We don't know what certainty is for sure, but we have certainty that it isn't a functor.
11:19:22 <HackEgo> Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: <http://bit.ly/C4TUY>. (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)
11:21:07 <wob_jonas> ``` od -vtx -Ax wisdom/sp5zTEKIPozuQ06pczPhN2Nh47houup413gLQwU77OU
11:21:08 <HackEgo> od: wisdom/sp5zTEKIPozuQ06pczPhN2Nh47houup413gLQwU77OU: No such file or directory
11:21:27 <HackEgo> Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
11:21:57 <HackEgo> Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: <http://bit.ly/C4TUY>. (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)
11:22:08 <HackEgo> unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced with no space at the end, and use proper capitalization and punctuation
11:25:24 <wob_jonas> `perl -e {$f="wisdom/rules of wisdom";open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>;$s=~s/with no space at the end/and end in a newline with no space before that/ or die;$s=~s/\n\z// or die;print$s}
11:25:25 <HackEgo> unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation
11:25:47 <wob_jonas> `perl -e {$f="wisdom/rules of wisdom";open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>;$s=~s/with no space at the end/and end in a newline with no space before that/ or die;$s=~s/\n\z// or die;print$s;open$o,">",$f;print$o $s or die;}
11:25:48 <HackEgo> unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation
11:25:58 <HackEgo> unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation
11:26:17 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s!~/\n\z/s){print "$f "} }}
11:26:19 <HackEgo> wisdom/certainly wisdom/certainty wisdom/nak wisdom/output wisdom/rules of wisdom wisdom/wlcom
11:26:32 <HackEgo> We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor.
11:26:34 <HackEgo> We don't know what certainty is for sure, but we have certainty that it isn't a functor.
11:27:07 <wob_jonas> ``` echo >> wisdom/certainly; echo >> wisdom/certainty; head wisdom/certain*y
11:27:10 <HackEgo> ==> wisdom/certainly <== \ We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor. \ \ ==> wisdom/certainty <== \ We don't know what certainty is for sure, but we have certainty that it isn't a functor.
11:27:37 <HackEgo> ./ \ ../ \ .hg/ \ .hg_archival.txt \ .hgignore \ 5pEV4X5h \ bin/ \ canary \ emoticons/ \ esobible/ \ etc/ \ evil/ \ factor/ \ good/ \ hw/ \ ibin/ \ interps/ \ izash.c \ karma \ le/ \ lib/ \ misle/ \ nasmbuild/ \ paste/ \ ply-3.8/ \ quines/ \ quinor/ \ quotes \ share/ \ src/ \ test2 \ testfile \ tmflry/ \ tmp/ \ wisdom/ \ wlcom
11:28:01 <HackEgo> ./ \ ../ \ 99.sh \ bob.c \ brainfuck.fu \ ciol/ \ ciol.c \ daoyu.c \ egobot.tar.xz \ emmental.hs \ factor-linux-x86-64-0.95.tar.gz \ fizziecoin.jpg \ fueue.c \ grph.c \ hello.c \ hello2.c \ maze.c \ orenbow.c \ pikhqbow.c \ ploki/ \ ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 \ u8tbl.c \ ul.emm
11:30:14 <wob_jonas> `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\n./s){print "$f "} }}
11:30:17 <HackEgo> wisdom/bdsmreclist wisdom/indexed monad
11:30:28 <HackEgo> Indexed monads are just monads on an indexed category. \ Indexed monads are just categories enriched over the monoidal category of endofunctors.
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11:55:29 <HackEgo> complete heyting algebra//A complete Heyting algebra is just a cartesian closed complete lattice.
11:56:34 <wob_jonas> ``` rm wisdom/{burito,buritto,burritto}
11:56:49 <HackEgo> Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
11:57:17 <HackEgo> Perpetual motion machines came with FreeFull's phone. They were hallucinated by Slereah's lack of entropy.
11:58:10 <boily> `cwlprits perpetual motion machine
12:01:33 <boily> how's life over there?
12:02:38 <lambdabot> LIRF 021050Z 24009KT 200V270 CAVOK 26/11 Q1019 NOSIG
12:05:46 <wob_jonas> I've been adding newlines to the ends of wisdom entries, plus removing it from one
12:05:52 <HackEgo> unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation
12:06:07 <wob_jonas> I found it annoying when wisdoms ran together in the `5 w output you keep doing
12:08:03 <boily> quintopia: humid! but the trees and herbs and plants and mushrooms and all that greenery is happily greening ^^
12:08:12 <wob_jonas> there were only like five newlineless entries and I fixed half of them
12:08:54 <quintopia> i recruited a third for our late june pandora adventures
12:09:18 <wob_jonas> I don't understand that entry so maybe it does need the lack of newline for humor or something
12:10:59 <HackEgo> wlcom//Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: <http://bit.ly/C4TUY>. (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)
12:11:27 <quintopia> i see no reason not to include a newline
12:12:19 <wob_jonas> what's that entry even supposed to do?
12:12:20 <HackEgo> Wlcm t th ntrntnl hb fr strc prgrmmng lngg dsgn nd dplymnt! Fr mr nfrmtn, chck t r wk: <http://slngs.rg/>. (Fr th thr knd f strc, try #strc n EFnt r DALnt.)
12:12:44 <HackEgo> <km̈c> printf \'Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: <http://bit.ly/C4TUY>. (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)\' > wisdom/wlcom
12:16:13 <quintopia> we dont know how to get from sorrento to athens affordably
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12:38:25 <wob_jonas> or go by car, which is cheap if three people travel together in one car, but probably expensive for just one person
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15:09:35 <wob_jonas> I'm reading xkb definition files... a complicated mess with lots of small parts with all sorts of inheritence, and I can't see which parts of the source eventually gets included for the layout
15:10:44 <wob_jonas> I understand that it has to be composable, but still...
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17:32:05 <\oren\> people say you can get all your vitamins from your food, but I think that only applies if you don't eat nothing but junk food
17:56:33 <rdococ> Thought experiment: what would happen if you turned in time?
17:59:22 <\oren\> rdococ: that's what a lorentz transformation is
18:00:00 <rdococ> I am aware of that: I meant what would happen if you turned in time like it was an ordinary spatial dimension
18:00:49 <\oren\> probably a massive explosion
18:01:26 <\oren\> becuase the side that was going backward in time would become antimatter
18:01:35 <rdococ> Okay, let me rephrase: what would it look like for an object to face the future?
18:02:34 <rdococ> Take your regular cube, and swap the X axis with the time axis (I realize this isn't rotation, but the cube has 4 lines of symmetry, so it doesn't matter. heh.)
18:05:30 <rdococ> Or, take that cube's world line, and rotate it 90 degrees.
18:11:18 <\oren\> uh... well, it would become a really, really long rectangle that lasts a tiny fraction of a second?
18:12:46 <rdococ> okay, imagine that cube staying the same, but its eyes are facing the time axis
18:13:24 <rdococ> not literally, but nvm
18:18:31 <\oren\> wow I'm this far into this veido https://youtu.be/uWfcgiODqrY?t=6h48m5s
18:19:46 <rdococ> I'm listening to MK8's soundtrack because it's awesome.
18:22:11 <\oren\> also, this is an opening song of an eroge and it's a better song than a lot of primetime anime openings
18:25:58 <\oren\> I still don't know how this video is still up tho. I mean, he put together 145 opening songs of various eroge into an 11 hour video
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18:26:26 <\oren\> you'd think they would get around to dmcaing it
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18:42:49 <HackEgo> Coffee is a strange brew. Enticing wisps of vapour catch the eye, the soul ensnared into dark vortices of flavour. Some minds mix in milk and sugar to counteract coffee's black magic.
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18:58:18 <sleffy> Weakness is for the sleep
18:59:45 <rdococ> `le//rn weakness//Weakness is for the sleep.
18:59:48 <HackEgo> Learned 'weakness': Weakness is for the sleep.
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19:11:46 <int-e> . o O ( Hello, sleeple! )
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19:54:15 <int-e> . o O ( "fart" is an uncommon portmanteau of "fan art" )
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20:21:24 <rdococ> I'm trying to think of a good alchemy system.
20:23:09 <rdococ> Failing that, maybe a good geometric magic system.
20:26:05 <rdococ> I've also considered an alternative elemental system where fire isn't included as an element.
20:28:22 <rdococ> OOh! I just had an idea. What if water + fire = salt?
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22:12:01 <zzo38> I want the category-theory magic system. But I don't know why fire shouldn't be included as an element if the other three classical elements are. (Although an entirely different system can be made up; but, even the Chinese elements is including fire, too)
22:15:07 <rdococ> you could say fire is a process
22:15:49 <rdococ> you'd have water, fire-air and earth. fire could turn that into salt, burnt-air and ash.
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22:36:48 <esoman> I have an idea for an esolang.
22:36:59 <esoman> Basically its Prolog with different syntax.
22:37:23 <esoman> The syntax is an ASCII graph, with boxes representing relations.
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22:42:10 <prooftechnique> Sounds like https://hackage.haskell.org/package/needle
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23:20:15 <zzo38> I have starting writing Z-machine implementation with MMIX.
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23:31:56 <HackEgo> zzo38card//zzo38cards are at http://zzo38computer.org/textfile/miscellaneous/magic_card/cards.txt
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23:50:20 <zzo38> Do you like this cards?
23:51:41 <shachaf> There are too many for me to read.
23:51:46 <shachaf> Pick one or two and I'll read them.
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23:54:04 <zzo38> A permanent could be attached to any object or player.
23:54:32 <shachaf> Do you mean an enchantment?
23:55:02 <rdococ> if ice out of the fire/ice/lightning triangle freezes you, what's the point of lightning paralysing you?
23:55:09 <zzo38> Most permanents cannot be attached to anything, although Auras, Equipment, and Fortification, can.
23:55:29 <rdococ> if you ask me, lightning could make you move randomly?
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23:58:19 <zzo38> Do you like card "Acclamation of the Denied"? Some card also I make up based on the Dungeons&Dragons character, such as "Zeux Agem".