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IEUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGGHRGHRGHRGHRGH! 00:21:37 he appears somewhat idle. 00:30:22 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 00:31:26 -!- Aardwolf has quit (Quit: Leaving). 00:35:47 * boily lightly, gently mapoles fizzie into existence 00:46:39 @tell wob_jonas [...] then implement some arithmetic functions in the language, then make an extended version of the language that handles functions in that existing arithmetic library as builtins to make them faster [...] <-- INTERCAL did that first hth 00:46:39 Consider it noted. 00:47:49 helloily 00:49:55 * boily strips down to a coconut skirt [...] <-- i'm not sure that's a concept... 00:50:18 google seems to know something called coconut skirt steak 00:50:59 i think he meant coconut *palm* skirt with with a coconut shell bra 00:51:05 like timon in lion king 00:51:31 ok there's http://shop.weekday.com/cz/Womens_shop/Skirts/Coconut_Skirt/542464-13033610.1#c-49929 but it doesn't look very shamany 00:52:00 @quote 00:52:00 pjscott says: If you really want to see something ridiculous, try looking at the auto-generated library documentation for anything involving regular expressions. The type declarations in Text.Regex. 00:52:00 TDFA are like something H. P. Lovecraft might write about. 00:52:00 @quote 00:52:00 qwe1234 says: it's 2006 already, and the world doesn't need 'dynamic languages'. otherwise, we'd be all programming in perl. 00:52:01 @quote 00:52:01 saml says: long distance never works unless penis is long 00:52:01 @quote 00:52:02 swalters says: I'm starting to believe that learning haskell is mostly about carefully crafting small and clever functions and then finding out that they are already part of the standard library. 00:52:02 @quote 00:52:02 frustrated says: that frustrated feeling that you are just not getting it is the feeling of your brain expanding =) 00:52:35 shachaf: did you feel an urgent need to scroll something away from your view 00:52:50 * oerjan has done that on occasion. 00:52:53 no, should i have 00:53:10 i'm just suffering from HackEgo deprivation hth 00:53:20 @forget saml long distance never works unless penis is long 00:53:20 Done. 00:53:23 not unless you have a strong aversion to coconut skirts, any variety. 00:54:06 i have an aversion to palm skirts, but only made with mammal palms 00:54:37 yeah that makes sense. it's the toughest of leathers. 00:55:03 @quote 00:55:04 cjeris says: [on compiling ghc] there's a little italian man with a sausage grinder in there, grinding away. but since the art of sausage making is dying out, he is sadly an old italian man, and 00:55:04 has no son to turn the sausage grinder with him. but it goes slowly. 00:55:04 @quote 00:55:04 jesusaurus says: git checkout -b feature ; work work work ; git fetch upstream ; git rebase upstream/master 00:55:05 @quote 00:55:05 maybefbi says: Haskell is forcing me to think a lot 00:55:06 @quote 00:55:06 bobbytables says: XML is a markup language that was created to be hard for both humans and computers to read 00:55:06 i'm sure you prefer, say, well-lotioned primate faces 00:55:06 @quote 00:55:07 c2.com says: If you can program anything in HappS you actually already learned Haskell 00:55:26 that is too many quotes 01:00:19 fungot: can you resurrect fizzie so he can resurrect HackEgo twh 01:00:20 oerjan: great. can i help you?. also, if you redefine it you could still ask your question/ state your problem. 01:01:05 fungot: oerjan stated his problem v. clearly hth 01:01:05 shachaf: huge functions are so ugly. 01:01:10 fungot: i'd redefine you as HackEgo but you don't have a quote database. 01:01:10 oerjan: it's the second part more or less, yes 01:01:22 ^style 01:01:22 Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube 01:01:27 ^style oots 01:01:27 Selected style: oots (Order Of The Stick) 01:01:42 fungot: more like Order Of The Scow, where's my update tdnh 01:01:42 shachaf: " the life and saving us from the orcs and told me 01:05:45 > map ord '  ' 01:05:47 :1:13: error: 01:05:47 lexical error in string/character literal at end of input 01:05:54 > map ord "  " 01:05:56 [8194,8194] 01:06:27 hm that's not helping much 01:06:34 @google   01:06:35 Plugin `search' failed with: connect: does not exist (No route to host) 01:06:37 @google   01:06:39 http://www.i18nqa.com/debug/utf8-debug.html 01:06:39 Title: UTF-8 Character Debug Tool 01:28:06 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 01:29:42 -!- augur has joined. 01:31:03 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 01:50:20 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 01:57:18 -!- augur has joined. 02:01:28 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:30:26 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:33:02 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 02:45:35 -!- boily has quit (Quit: FACE CHICKEN). 02:50:12 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. 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First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 12:48:15 -!- clog has joined. 12:52:08 -!- erkin has joined. 13:01:42 http://esolangs.org/wiki/TEWELSWAC "The name stands for The Esolang Where Every Line Starts With A Colon." => oh, you mean like TI basic? 13:30:15 `arise, HackEgo! 13:31:30 -!- erkin has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 13:47:20 -!- augur has joined. 13:51:46 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 14:00:10 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 14:02:08 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 14:03:07 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 14:07:27 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 14:13:02 fungot, make fizzie resurrect HackEgo 14:13:03 wob_jonas: of, for-- what does that do? really? you tried? really? i thought, is that a good thing you like. that way, and our little dog, too 14:14:51 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 14:33:43 -!- `^_^v has joined. 14:41:05 -!- erkin has joined. 14:47:49 -!- augur has joined. 14:53:19 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 15:04:47 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 15:08:05 -!- danieljabailey has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 15:09:47 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 15:15:14 -!- danieljabailey has joined. 15:19:49 "YOU CAN'T NEST THESE (unless you can write an interpreter that supports that, since I can't)." lol 15:21:20 Cale: what language is that? 15:23:59 The one that wob_jonas linked above: http://esolangs.org/wiki/TEWELSWAC 15:25:18 -!- nullcone has joined. 15:27:00 well, that seems to made by an amateur. But everyone has to start somewhere 15:27:37 Also seems fairly boring as a languag 15:29:31 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: Leaving). 15:29:40 -!- `^_^v has joined. 15:29:46 Yeah, I just found the emphatic all caps followed by the parenthetical qualification funny :) 15:33:55 Are there any musical esolangs? 15:33:57 There was a guy at the university I went to who had a few really interesting esolangs, but I'm not sure he ever published them anywhere. The one I always remember was this thing that was sort of befunge-like, except that the connected components of the code would form "rafts" which ran in parallel, and could be moved relative to one another, and then iirc, there were cannons that could fire packets of data between the rafts. 15:34:21 oh, sounds cool 15:42:14 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 15:42:33 Vorpal: yes, there are like six or so musical esolangs 15:42:47 -!- danieljabailey has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 15:43:27 will have to look into them at some point 15:48:43 -!- augur has joined. 15:49:38 -!- LKoen has joined. 15:51:32 hm I lost my login details to the esolang wiki. And I suspect I no longer have the email associated with it 15:52:14 Vorpal: create a new user? 15:52:24 I guess I could 15:52:33 It's not hard if you can convert nine digit numbers from one radix to another in your head 15:52:47 well that I can't do, but I can use a computer to do it 15:52:59 Or someone else could update the URLs on the befunge page for my two interpreters 15:53:21 Vorpal: Some of Alex McLean's stuff might count as musical esolangs, depending on how you interpret that term 15:53:50 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 15:53:52 Cale: I have no ideas what I expected a musical esolang to be when I asked that question 15:54:11 if anyone cares to update, cfunge has moved to github 15:54:25 https://github.com/VorpalBlade/cfunge specifically 15:54:26 Vorpal: register and do it yourself. it's better in the long run. 15:54:41 yeah, but I like the user name 15:54:49 I don't want to be "Vorpal2" 15:55:04 I don't really do much with esolangs any more. No time 15:56:21 It is possible the password is saved in a browser on another computer 15:56:29 will have to check later 16:00:32 -!- danieljabailey has joined. 16:05:26 -!- danieljabailey has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 16:30:31 [ 1e6%60*24 16:34:28 -!- danieljabailey has joined. 16:43:22 -!- LKoen has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 16:49:19 -!- augur has joined. 16:54:49 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 17:05:25 -!- augur has joined. 17:21:22 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 17:51:18 -!- LKoen has joined. 18:27:50 -!- sleffy has joined. 18:28:25 -!- FreeFull has joined. 18:52:31 -!- APic has joined. 19:01:48 -!- erkin has quit (Quit: Ouch! 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For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 22:50:24 But it depends on https://github.com/GregorR/multibot and https://github.com/GregorR/umlbox as well. 22:50:34 jesus 22:50:38 that hurts to read 22:51:06 ROALD DAHLnet 22:52:45 -!- boily has joined. 22:53:37 Taneb: whoa whoa whoa, Newcastle is joining Scotland? 23:03:12 Tanelle. what's the scotlandeal again? 23:17:42 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 23:22:53 Are you saying that Newcastle now want an indyref?! 23:25:18 `w 23:25:19 6 random numbers//4 8 15 16 23 42 23:39:39 -!- oerjan has joined. 23:44:57 hellørjan! 23:45:01 byerjan! 23:45:09 -!- boily has quit (Quit: GOLF CHICKEN). 23:47:45 @tell boily hily, byeli 23:47:45 Consider it noted. 23:57:20 `WELCOME OERJAN 23:57:22 OERJAN: WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HUB FOR ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DESIGN AND DEPLOYMENT! FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT OUR WIKI: . (FOR THE OTHER KIND OF ESOTERICA, TRY #ESOTERIC ON EFNET OR DALNET.)