< 1498955343 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I wasn't impressed by hardf*** < 1498955349 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1498955422 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's literally just bf with renamed commands, maybe a slightly altered input thing and 2 extra commands < 1498955466 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it may be easier < 1498955475 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498955527 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not harder < 1498955579 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has Zayne ever come on #esoteric? < 1498955750 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have to do another scheduled fungot maintenance, sorry. < 1498955750 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i can't really give you the ' declare' stuff in 30 seconds ( this is the < 1498955753 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498955768 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi QUIT :Quit: Coyote finally caught me < 1498955808 0 :led!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1498956179 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1498956194 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: All done, I hope. < 1498956195 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: ( which is an instruction for being a bad idea anyway :) recursive descent parsing < 1498956411 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1498957180 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1498957591 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498957715 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1498957715 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1498957719 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :figures < 1498957738 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style europarl < 1498957738 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: europarl (European Parliament speeches during approx. 1996-2006) < 1498957751 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good evening, mr. fungot < 1498957753 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: mr president, we want to make it clear that saddam hussein is a bloodthirsty dictator who is weak and will weaken your commission’s power as a deputy within this chamber, that we should wait for the council minutes specify that the commission will inform parliament at the moment, it is better to refrain from using it. the commission will see to it that the framework agreement because it will be difficult or even impo < 1498957781 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :That looks like a pretty direct quote < 1498957792 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :to a large part < 1498957813 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498957818 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1498958441 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1498958564 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498958623 0 :hppavilion[0]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1498958799 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1498959077 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Should the ECJ be responsible for watching over the rights of EU nationals in the UK in the future? < 1498959078 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i welcome the fact that if we allow this committee to adopt? will its meetings be public, as the honourable member now speaking; namely, the new work which we have not asked you not to do this we must have an accurate idea of the extent to which private interests are opposed to this project. < 1498959193 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: I don't really have a tool to decompose these, but it is at least somewhat a composite. For example, the "saddam hussein is a bloodthirsty dictator who is weak" bit is from two different places. < 1498959216 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Admittedly both were talking about Saddam Hussein. < 1498959216 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, nice < 1498959244 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Saddam Hussein is a bloodthirsty dictator, a real threat to peace." & "Saddam Hussein has not been so weak for ten years or so. He is a bloodthirsty dictator who is weak and who is now incapable of attacking other countries." < 1498959323 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Followed by a switch to something else altogether: -- your candidate is weak and will weaken your Commission’s power as a whole. < 1498959346 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it worked out surprisingly well, heh < 1498959641 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1498959652 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Europarl has a decent hit rate. I don't know if that's some sort of a comment about politics. < 1498959700 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1498959705 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: So what about that generous proposal, huh? < 1498959706 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i am very concerned that pensioners and elderly people lived through the second part, however, is the subject of forests in the mediterranean < 1498959724 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: How did you feel about Brexit? < 1498959726 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: mr president, commissioner, do you not think that it is a step towards establishing the future european police college will be taken to put an end to the bloodshed. we believe crime must be done without any complexes of an ideological or any other european institution, should be developed in this country, there are three points but i mainly want to mention that we were deeply disappointed that it did not prove possi < 1498959748 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... fungot is pro-Brexit or pro-crime? < 1498959749 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: i would like to ask whether he perhaps needs an aspirin c. i should like to highlight an incident of a completely uniform system. if, however, unable to allow this, whilst shipowners who can purchase ships at far below their cost price come out on top. < 1498959780 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pro-ships. < 1498959807 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What other styles does fungot have? < 1498959808 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: mr president, in the clearest terms from the commission, although any such external affairs commissioner should of course have delayed our rescue operation as we would have promised and agreed things which cannot be achieved already through regional conferences. i referred earlier, during my visit to london, there was not enough to replace those of the european union < 1498959813 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1498959813 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl* ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1498959827 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not all of them work particularly well. < 1498959832 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can I try one? < 1498959886 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure, there's strong precedent in letting that particular bot spam the channel. (You can do it in privmsg, but you'll hit the at-most-four-replies-in-a-row limit pretty fast.) < 1498959898 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style youtube < 1498959898 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: youtube (Some YouTube comments) < 1498959904 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :How are you, fungot? < 1498959904 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: meh shes not what you'd expect! turning a game? and how much has happened over the last clips there werent hardly any people...its fake? < 1498959910 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, wow < 1498959921 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay... < 1498959946 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sees the dark side of YouTube embodied < 1498959964 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That one is like from a total of 3 videos (the data was collected by someone else, and crawled manually), so it can be a little samey. < 1498959973 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least one of them was a plane crash. < 1498959982 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Those pilots did a great job though, right? < 1498959982 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you asshole i was 19 when this came on!!! lol i dribbled might will be a model. first, i wouldn't even care that you actually spoke when not authorized? stfu yourself slam-mules-ass. < 1498959992 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that's very YouTube. < 1498959999 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is < 1498960005 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style alice < 1498960005 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: alice (Books by Lewis Carroll) < 1498960009 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, no < 1498960016 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1498960019 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, what is a jabberwocky? < 1498960019 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: " but what's the good of having six legs, my dear, i turned cold to the very moment that she picked them? even real scented rushes, you know, they hadn't any feet. < 1498960061 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :source texts does FUNGOT use? < 1498960080 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s//What < 1498960084 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's no canonical list. A bunch are from Project Gutenberg. < 1498960128 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin QUIT :Quit: Ouch! Got SIGABRT, dying... < 1498960138 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Europarl, Enron and sms are freely available corpora. 'fisher' I sneaked out of my former university. < 1498960169 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :enron has a corpus? < 1498960182 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the Enron email leak. < 1498960188 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style enron < 1498960188 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: enron (subset of the Enron email dataset) < 1498960212 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent choice < 1498960218 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, not really a "leak", it became public as part of that one investigation. < 1498960235 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many of the styles didn't get enough cleaning-up and unformatting done, so they can be pretty messy. < 1498960243 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Are you engaged in any suspicious business practices? < 1498960244 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: the value of the free world thank goodness we don?t have. swd joe richards, and above mentioned questions on the espeak site < 1498960254 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you think you could add nixen's tapes as well? < 1498960332 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :'ct' and 'ff7' are fan-made trascripts of the corresponding games, 'nethack' is from NetHack data files, 'wp' is from the Wikipedia XML dump (1% talk page sample), the webcomics are I think mostly crawled from their wikia wikis. < 1498960337 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1498960358 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which webcomics? < 1498960378 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :homestuck, iwcs, pa, qwantz. < 1498960410 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and oots. < 1498960531 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :google says that this is the only place irregular web comics strips gets abbreviated to iwcs < 1498960596 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's actually IWC-S, to distinguish it from IWC-[something else], but the other one didn't really work at all so I never installed it. < 1498960611 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where 'S' stands from 'script', possibly. < 1498960619 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The 'ct' style has generated some memorable quotes, though it lost some of its personality when I fixed a bug that was biasing the probabilities and leading it to get stuck in a loop often. < 1498960631 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style ct < 1498960631 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: ct (Chrono Trigger game script) < 1498960633 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Can that sword alone stop it? < 1498960633 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: to the northwest of this cape. he took back the medal from the frog king. and i'd like to see that mystical sword for myself! < 1498960652 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Yeah, it's quite a sight. But can it stop it? < 1498960652 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: is the gate key okay!! get' em! 200g per night. care, and stay...healthy! my husband...he's...he's...gone... but he left me precious gifts! the seeds...and our child, it's ancient history now...! < 1498960667 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1498960671 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It's still pretty repetitive, there's not that much content.) < 1498960688 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style sms < 1498960688 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: sms (National University of Singapore SMS corpus, 2011-08-20) < 1498960694 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, how are you? < 1498960695 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: da i hav clas), just giveme the total value. create a contact on indyarocks.com < 1498960705 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wow < 1498960709 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a lot of SMS shorthand in that one. < 1498960714 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: how r u? < 1498960714 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: if i start sending blackberry... c u at nyt... < 1498960730 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot is stupid < 1498960731 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: just in time to rehearse for the bestpresentation demo. i only ask abt dat piano class 2rw... bt girisha.) < 1498960743 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It didn't react as harshly as I hoped < 1498960753 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I was just trying to get a rise out of it) < 1498960767 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's actually really cool < 1498960769 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot wtf < 1498960770 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: hey in arasur:-) 2) 3) pass this to people including me. a blessing. fr. japan is say only < 1498960796 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot pokemon sucks < 1498960796 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: i want to sent mesages. but u'l talk to ya. mery dant rahi? erik needs it < 1498960826 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot bye < 1498960827 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: in a party in tarpon springs cuts at chap 2 lor! thank you star i see tonight second show:-) < 1498960837 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That actually made some sense < 1498960842 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot good morning < 1498960842 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: sorry i am in practice. be there in a minute. i go toilet first... where u? starting to become an issue... maybe i stay in xinrou house hibernate.outside wet just for me. happy to help anytime :) < 1498960860 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"i go toilet first" < 1498960923 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think the majority of the people who donated to that corpus were native English speakers. < 1498960947 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1498960948 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms* speeches ss wp youtube < 1498960956 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style qwantz < 1498960956 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: qwantz (Dinosaur Comics transcriptions 2003-2011) < 1498960969 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: now that's how you speak english < 1498960969 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: at a speed of over eight hundred thousand things to save the city, and the skyline is dominated by billboards, ads like that burn my biscuits, pal, or go to an early gravy! wait, what the heck's going on? < 1498961010 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(surely iwc must be crawled from the site itself, it has most meticulous transcripts) < 1498961032 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah, it probably is. < 1498961044 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I think the same is true for homestuck. < 1498961080 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't even have the source materials for many of these styles, since I trained a bunch of the models at the university. < 1498961118 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got a segmentation fault when using valgrind. Is it supposed to do that? < 1498961139 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A segementation fault can mean a lot of things. < 1498961143 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style iwcs < 1498961143 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: iwcs (Irregular Webcomic scripts) < 1498961155 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: No, I am your mother < 1498961155 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: how do you keep doing that?! pointing to the skeletal in some depictions, this transition can take place anywhere, and a killer taipan < 1498961165 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(no D&D) < 1498961170 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess < 1498961197 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not. < 1498961213 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is nethack? < 1498961243 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is Google™ Search™? < 1498961246 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style nethack < 1498961246 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: nethack (NetHack 3.4.3 data.base, rumors.tru, rumors.fal) < 1498961247 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Are cockatrices good to eat? < 1498961247 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: pelias: conan cried out sharply and recoiled, thrusting his companion uneasily. " its outer surface will be very pleased if you thought the wizard will give you a gentleman? < 1498961261 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is a grouch? < 1498961263 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a game where you play a hacker trying to create a botnet < 1498961285 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Should I zap myself with a random wand? < 1498961285 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: they say that some potions contain a ghost inside! i'm being held prisoner in a linear combination has no really scaring effect whatsoever, ( chapter epsilon), and the lord rose and went forth halting; but there were five tall figures: two standing on the peels. < 1498961306 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being held prisoner in a linear combination sounds plenty scary to me. < 1498961320 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably something to do with the matrix of whateveritwas. < 1498961406 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? matrix of solidity < 1498961407 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :matrix of solidity? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1498961412 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :where does linear combination appear in the corpus? < 1498961413 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: is it in R2 or R3? I think I'd be ok with the latter... < 1498961465 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesthiswork: data.base, "s*d*g*r* cat". < 1498961482 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To the outside observer, the cat is indeed in a linear combination of being alive and dead, --" < 1498961491 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1498961494 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: https://cmubash.org/?1491 hth < 1498961525 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Hardfuck14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52381&oldid=52377 5* 03Zzo38 5* (+216) 10 < 1498961621 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "held prisoner" part came from the fortune cookie that says "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!", which incidentally is technically counted as a false rumour. < 1498961665 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do we know that it is false < 1498961715 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The five tall figures are Nazgûl, though in the original source material two of them weren't, in fact, standing on banana peels. < 1498961857 0 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1498961886 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1498962058 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( what about the other 3 ) < 1498962100 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Hardfuck14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52382&oldid=52381 5* 03Kerbal 5* (+444) 10 < 1498962615 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1498963261 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1498964139 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@2602:306:c58e:4fd8:e92e:b66a:2268:3483 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498964657 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1498965451 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/upload14]]4 upload10 02 5* 03Kerbal 5* 10uploaded "[[02File:Integ-Logo.JPEG10]]" < 1498965482 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 w < 1498965488 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:hppavilion_m//hppavilion_m is the hppavilions modulo m \ compiler//A compiler (lit. “with-piler”) is one who builds piles together with someone else. \ schaf//"Schaf" is german for "sheep". There is absolutely no relation to shachaf. \ phantom_hoover//Phantom Michael Hoover is a true Scotsman, hatheist, and completely out of the loop. \ Я/ < 1498965506 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`n < 1498965507 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2:/Я is the 9th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet < 1498965612 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1498965862 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-scwkkwclapcgxrim JOIN :#esoteric < 1498966440 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in japan cats say "nyan" and meow means you look good < 1498966478 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? cats < 1498966479 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cats are cool, but should be illegal. < 1498966481 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1498967370 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 w < 1498967376 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/3:heffalump//A heffalump is similar to a lump of sugar, but with honey instead. \ qdb//qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also quoteformat \ colour//14C03o06lour is 10a 02p04henomenoun 10fr07oum13 ou11t03e11ur 13s02p04acue 13de03sign02e13u < 1498967380 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`n < 1498967381 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/3:d11 t10o13 d04ri08v02ue 10h12um06an04i02tuy i14ns09a04nue an14d 11bri13nug f13or08tuh t02he n10ew05 12age14 of Cth11u09l10hu. \ wumpus//Wumpus the Hunted is an early 70s action game in which the Wumpus is trapped in a dodecahedral labyrinth where it's chased by bats. It has to avoid traps and evade magical arrows that < 1498967382 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`n < 1498967383 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :3/3: are guided by a nefarious AI. \ protocoal//Protocoal is a bit of a wooden pun. < 1498967405 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? rules of wisdom < 1498967406 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation < 1498967424 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I guess colour doesn't break the rules! < 1498967438 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? color; echo a < 1498967439 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​14C03o06lor is 10a 02p04henomenon 10fr07om13 ou11t03e11r 13s02p04ace 13de03sign02e13d11 t10o13 d04ri08v02e 10h12um06an04i02ty i14ns09a04ne an14d 11bri13ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 12age14 of Cth11u09l10hu. \ a < 1498967831 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd color//s,$,, < 1498967833 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :color//14C03o06lor is 10a 02p04henomenon 10fr07om13 ou11t03e11r 13s02p04ace 13de03sign02e13d11 t10o13 d04ri08v02e 10h12um06an04i02ty i14ns09a04ne an14d 11bri13ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 12age14 of Cth11u09l10hu. < 1498967837 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd colour//s,$,, < 1498967839 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :colour//14C03o06lour is 10a 02p04henomenoun 10fr07oum13 ou11t03e11ur 13s02p04acue 13de03sign02e13ud11 t10o13 d04ri08v02ue 10h12um06an04i02tuy i14ns09a04nue an14d 11bri13nug f13or08tuh t02he n10ew05 12age14 of Cth11u09l10hu. < 1498967898 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? color; echo a < 1498967900 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​14C03o06lor is 10a 02p04henomenon 10fr07om13 ou11t03e11r 13s02p04ace 13de03sign02e13d11 t10o13 d04ri08v02e 10h12um06an04i02ty i14ns09a04ne an14d 11bri13ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 12age14 of Cth11u09l10hu. \ a < 1498967930 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grwp -l '.*[^]$' < 1498967940 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brilliant \ logs \ piet \ tip \ tmp < 1498967963 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? brilliant; echo a < 1498967964 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​04B҉ͭR̲̞Iͪ͞L̡͠L̝̊I̤ͣA̍҉N̏́T̈͡ 07̐̇ȉ̲s̉̐ 08̸̉ḷ̂i̪̱k͉ͬḛ็ 09͓̪t็ͬh̺̊e͜͢ 02͏͛B̈ͅE̳̘S̰ͤTͬͧ 06̰̕w̺̼o̷̓ŕ͂d̹̠ 13͍͑i͚̾n̺̮ 04̇͑t͗̍hͧ͌ḙ͕ 07̻͜ű̖ňͤi̴͠v̸̧ḛ͔ř̭s͍͠ẻ̗ 08͏̲a̮̺nͣ͟d̝ͨ 09̳͗i̟͘ẗ͎ 02̼̲ẘ̦i̭ͮl̢̋l̨̉ 06̺͌c̑͡h < 1498967973 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1498968004 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? logs; echo a < 1498968006 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1113I05 08thin13k13 y09o10u06 05m02i12g08h05t14 m03ea10n08 02!11l06og09s11 \ a < 1498968019 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`1 \? logs; echo a < 1498968021 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/1:1113I05 08thin13k13 y09o10u06 05m02i12g08h05t14 m03ea10n08 02!11l06og09s11 \ a < 1498968026 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd logs//s,$,, < 1498968029 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :logs//1113I05 08thin13k13 y09o10u06 05m02i12g08h05t14 m03ea10n08 02!11l06og09s11 < 1498968049 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? piet; echo a < 1498968050 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​6Piet 4is 7a 8really 9colourful 2programming 13language. \ a < 1498968054 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why is hackego suddenly all colorful < 1498968074 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: because we're checking for wisdoms that start color without ending it < 1498968084 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which messes up listing several in a row < 1498968098 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ic < 1498968115 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? tip; echo a < 1498968117 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A tip is 0,3[ $ ] if you're American, 12[ £ ] if you're British, and if you're Japanese. \ a < 1498968126 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you should please get rid of the colours, with the possible exception of the entry for "color" and "colour" < 1498968130 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` \? tmp; echo a < 1498968131 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tmp/ is a directory for files that are not worth saving in HackEgo history, but which should still outlive a single command. 04NOTE: It interacts funnily with HackEgo's lock and re-run commit check; files can 04DISAPPEAR if you don't know what you're doing. Basically, don't modify files inside and outside tmp/ in the same HackEgo command. \ a < 1498968153 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :not enough < 1498968153 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: they're essential for tip and tmp < 1498968170 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and piet, i think. < 1498968197 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :brilliant is _supposed_ to look annoying. < 1498968205 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i guess logs could drop them. < 1498968214 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!logs < 1498968223 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's an obsolete wisdom anyhow < 1498968264 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, keep it for piet and if brilliant is supposed to look annoying that too. Remove for the others, including tip and tmp < 1498968282 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498968308 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's in tmp to mark a warning. tip would be entirely meaningless without the colors. < 1498968349 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok maybe not _entirely_, but much less visual. < 1498968375 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are tips a common thing in the UK? < 1498968383 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was under the impression that they're much less expected. < 1498968391 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Logs: see channel topic. < 1498968394 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'log': Logs: see channel topic. < 1498968396 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1498968403 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`before < 1498968412 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/log//I think you might mean !logs < 1498968421 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh it was right < 1498968443 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? logs < 1498968444 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​1113I05 08thin13k13 y09o10u06 05m02i12g08h05t14 m03ea10n08 02!11l06og09s11 < 1498968451 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? log < 1498968453 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Logs: see channel topic. < 1498968456 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`forget logs < 1498968458 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forget what? < 1498968588 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grwp -l '[^]*$' < 1498968590 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brilliant \ tip < 1498968598 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1498968610 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat -v wisdom/tip < 1498968611 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A tip is ^C0,3[ $ ]^C if you're American, ^C12[ M-BM-# ]^C if you're British, and if you're Japanese. < 1498968666 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd tip//s, if, if, < 1498968667 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tip//A tip is 0,3[ $ ] if you're American, 12[ £ ] if you're British, and if you're Japanese. < 1498968676 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498968707 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd brilliant//s,$,, < 1498968709 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brilliant//04B҉ͭR̲̞Iͪ͞L̡͠L̝̊I̤ͣA̍҉N̏́T̈͡ 07̐̇ȉ̲s̉̐ 08̸̉ḷ̂i̪̱k͉ͬḛ็ 09͓̪t็ͬh̺̊e͜͢ 02͏͛B̈ͅE̳̘S̰ͤTͬͧ 06̰̕w̺̼o̷̓ŕ͂d̹̠ 13͍͑i͚̾n̺̮ 04̇͑t͗̍hͧ͌ḙ͕ 07̻͜ű̖ňͤi̴͠v̸̧ḛ͔ř̭s͍͠ẻ̗ 08͏̲a̮̺nͣ͟d̝ͨ 09̳͗i̟͘ẗ͎ 02̼̲ẘ̦i̭ͮl̢̋l̨̉ 06͌ < 1498968730 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't matter because it's obviously too long, but that makes the grwp clean. < 1498968736 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grwp -l '[^]*$' < 1498968737 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tip < 1498968757 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1498968761 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :missed /g < 1498968772 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd tip//s, if, if,g < 1498968774 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tip//A tip is 0,3[ $ ] if you're American, 12[ £ ] if you're British, and if you're Japanese. < 1498968779 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grwp -l '[^]*$' < 1498968780 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1498968783 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :THAR < 1498968812 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: now all wisdoms are `5 compliant hth < 1498968853 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom ngevd < 1498968854 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ngevd//ngevd is a fake wisdom entry because having an actual infinite file in wisdom/ makes all manner of stuff bloody awkward. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover‼ also t​swett‼ < 1498968923 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that seems tricky to "fix" < 1498968956 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(as in, can't spout an infinite file either) < 1498969510 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@2602:306:c58e:4fd8:e92e:b66a:2268:3483 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1498972202 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1498972497 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 w < 1498972503 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:marmite//Marmite is a hive mind of fungal microorganisms spreading throughout the supermarkets of the Commonwealth. \ erlang//Erlang has tricked people into loving global mutable variables while pretending to embrace immutability. \ mips//MIPS Is Popular in Schools. \ links//links is one of the very few HTML renderers that doesn't try to store < 1498972515 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`n < 1498972516 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2:a full document tree with heavyweight objects for each node just in case javascript wants to modify it later, so it's the only engine that can render those HTMLs that are automatically converted from a PDF and put each letter in a separate element. \ log//Logs: see channel topic. < 1498972571 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cwlprits erlang < 1498972579 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjän Sgëo < 1498972604 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dowg mips < 1498972611 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :4034:2013-11-20 learn MIPS Is Popular in Schools. \ 4033:2013-11-20 learn MIPS Is Popular In Schools. < 1498972646 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd mips//sSchoolsSingaporeS < 1498972648 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mips//MIPS Is Popular in Singapore. < 1498973186 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498974637 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd mips//sPopularProhibitedP < 1498974639 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mips//MIPS Is Prohibited in Singapore. < 1498975683 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-scwkkwclapcgxrim QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1498976198 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Did you invent your fancy better-than-SQL query language yet? < 1498976216 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: not yet, no < 1498976230 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think it would be like? < 1498976235 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Though Ryan's been working on some cool stuff, and I'm excited to see how that turns out < 1498976250 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Based on relations or something else? < 1498976266 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's using Conal's constrained categories stuff to translate nearly arbitrary Haskell code into SQL queries < 1498976307 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :SQL is simultaneously remarkably expressive and frustratingly unexpressive. < 1498976339 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :With the hope being that we can avoid our current issue of needing to write everything twice: once in Haskell to filter a bunch of Maps and once in SQL to pull stuff out of the DB < 1498976364 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's good, but I care about query languages in a cross-language way. < 1498976380 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think all code should be in Haskell. < 1498976399 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only think almost all code should be in Haskell < 1498976444 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Maybe you should go work for Target with conal and all the Haskell people there. < 1498976461 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe, but Obsidian is pretty nice too < 1498978252 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d:: PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale, what do Obsidian do? Unless you're, like, working in an Elder Scrolls game, which is cool too I guess < 1498978476 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Obsidian Systems -- we build web and mobile applications for various clients, entirely in Haskell, and using Reflex and Reflex-DOM. < 1498978664 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: maybe you should work at target hth < 1498978962 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Quit: Alas. < 1498978986 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d:: PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, does Target write any Haskell in Europe < 1498979005 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d:: PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale, that sounds pretty cool! < 1498979011 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they have various remote employees using Haskell, including one in India? < 1498979045 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1498979182 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1498979549 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( is shikhin that employee ) < 1498980340 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@2602:306:c58e:4fd8:5809:7c57:7083:57d4 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498981399 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@2602:306:c58e:4fd8:5809:7c57:7083:57d4 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1498982897 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A46C74.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1498985616 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@2602:306:c58e:4fd8:459f:d1a6:8769:bfb3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498986502 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@2602:306:c58e:4fd8:459f:d1a6:8769:bfb3 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1498986845 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1498988834 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1498991547 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1498991691 0 :Remavas-Hex!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas JOIN :#esoteric < 1498991695 0 :Remavas!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1498991828 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498992083 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498992163 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498992423 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1498992770 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1498993641 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:a43b:deea:44b2:c73e JOIN :#esoteric < 1498993843 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:a43b:deea:44b2:c73e QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498993856 0 :augur!~augur@76-218-206-38.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498995082 0 :Remavas-Hex!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498995116 0 :Remavas-Hex!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas JOIN :#esoteric < 1498995204 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1498995232 0 :Remavas-Hex!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498995377 0 :Remavas-Hex!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas JOIN :#esoteric < 1498995389 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1498996922 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1498997626 0 :augur!~augur@76-218-206-38.lightspeed.sntcca.sbcglobal.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1498997811 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498998041 0 :__kerbal___!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498998159 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1498999009 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1498999366 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1498999390 0 :__kerbal___!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1498999418 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1498999784 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1498999799 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`w < 1498999800 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :potatoes//You are not allowed to take potatoes to Norway without a special permit. < 1499000209 0 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1499000413 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1499000841 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1499000866 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you have a good canadia day < 1499000877 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia! < 1499000948 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :long live the Queen, our PM (Photogenic Minister), mapoles, and plein d'affaires de même! < 1499001051 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that idiom seems hard to translate < 1499001089 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :“and lots of things like that”. < 1499001134 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. Canada! < 1499001141 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds like "lots of the affairs of memes." I didn't know that memes had things to do < 1499001184 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :google translated it as "same business" < 1499001203 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbello__. < 1499001221 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bo-hi-ly < 1499001252 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :did u have fireworks? < 1499001273 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was quite rainy. there may have been fireworks somewhere? < 1499001280 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the US, actually < 1499001281 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sesquicentennially? < 1499001290 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :We had fireworks yesterday < 1499001300 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for our independence day < 1499001312 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well good for you < 1499001321 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but also apparently for canada day < 1499001369 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe the fireworks planners were evil Canadians trying to take over the municipal government < 1499001380 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we ain't evil, eh. < 1499001388 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1499001411 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :poutine seems like a diabolical attempt to make people obese, from what I hear < 1499001441 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am the very model of a photogenic minister, / I've information ominous, mysterious, and sinister, < 1499001494 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :__kerbal__: it's tasty, makes you happy, and best enjoyed at 3am! < 1499001497 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloochaf ♪ < 1499001530 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've actually never tried it. < 1499001566 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know enough about Canadian politics to make a good Trudeau song. < 1499001599 0 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? limerick < 1499001600 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :limerick? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1499001632 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you can make a rhyme with "administer", and maybe also use "sinister" to refer to his political leanings. < 1499001796 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1499001803 0 :Trpger!~PalPV4@113.68.38.253 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499002024 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :and fenester to describe one possible method of assassination < 1499002091 0 :Trpger!~PalPV4@113.68.38.253 QUIT :Quit: Pal Bot,¶ÀÓеÄƵµÀ±£ïÚ¹¦ÄÜÈÃÄã¹ý×ãÀÏ´óñ« < 1499002723 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :As part of the upcoming Integ 1.3 release, Integ now features a standard library! < 1499002844 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :As a poetry form, you must know it; / You're nearly a limerick poet. / But if you are a cheater, / and don't fit the meter, / You're gonna blow it. < 1499003049 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess s/you are/you're/ < 1499003062 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: y/n < 1499003915 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could use some touch ups. < 1499003919 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm going to sleep. < 1499004034 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499004707 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1499004820 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1499006139 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1499007262 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1499008342 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499009007 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: PICK CHICKEN < 1499009268 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1499009429 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/upload14]]4 upload10 02 5* 03Kerbal 5* 10uploaded "[[02File:Integ-Logo1.jpeg10]]" < 1499009485 0 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1499009492 0 :Remavas-3!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas JOIN :#esoteric < 1499009568 0 :Remavas-Hex!~Remavas@unaffiliated/remavas QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1499009865 0 :Remavas-3!?@? NICK :Remavas < 1499010378 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Integ14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52385&oldid=52380 5* 03Kerbal 5* (+27) 10 < 1499013942 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1499015017 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1499015299 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499016626 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1499016721 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1499017456 0 :rodgort!~rodgort@68.ip-149-56-14.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1499017691 0 :rodgort!~rodgort@68.ip-149-56-14.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499019984 0 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin PRIVMSG #esoteric :< oerjan> [02:12:29] . o O ( is shikhin that employee ) <- /me blinks. < 1499020318 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499020779 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1499020860 0 :* Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d: PRIVMSG #esoteric :is in Cambridge < 1499020916 0 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is in London < 1499020987 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@2001:41c8:51:10d:: PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's closer to me than has previously been the case! < 1499021029 0 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes! < 1499021063 0 :alercah!~alercah@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :only briefly though < 1499022157 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07FFM/FFB14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52386&oldid=52215 5* 03Enoua5 5* (+2285) 10Added FFB examples < 1499022510 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like my design of Unusenet? < 1499022671 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of NNTP server softwares can you suggest using? < 1499022735 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It is possible for a NNTP server to implement both Usenet and Unusenet, because there are no namespace collisions.) < 1499023141 0 :wob_jonas!53fdf1ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.83.253.241.234 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499023344 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1499023669 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wob_jonas: Integbot is on. If you want, I can should you op definitions and the new package system < 1499023675 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :show < 1499024566 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1499024686 0 :wob_jonas!53fdf1ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.83.253.241.234 PRIVMSG #esoteric :) - < 1499025365 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1499025948 0 :lezsakdomi!~led@2E8BB007.catv.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1499026687 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-088-064-059-129.088.064.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Quit: Terminated < 1499026852 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499026987 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/upload14]]4 overwrite10 02 5* 03Kerbal 5* 10uploaded a new version of "[[02File:Integ-Logo1.jpeg10]]": Smaller < 1499027104 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: hey, I thought I was the one creating the fancy better-than-SQL query language. :D < 1499027113 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't care who creates it; I just care that it be created. < 1499027146 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1499027154 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Integ14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52388&oldid=52385 5* 03Kerbal 5* (+11) 10 < 1499027205 0 :__kerbal__!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think about the logo? < 1499027250 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Btw, the week of July 3 is an odd week. < 1499027497 0 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1499028049 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499028107 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Integ14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52389&oldid=52388 5* 03Kerbal 5* (+1869) 10Added info for 1.3 < 1499028757 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Germany scorexd < 1499028838 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1499028848 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499029939 0 :wob_jonas!53fdf1ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.83.253.241.234 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1499030195 0 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1499030431 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499030993 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1499031245 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1499031825 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: I'm not actually working on it actively, but it is something on my mind < 1499031940 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: One of the main things I want is that it should be able to handle sum types nicely (especially sums of other tables in the DB). < 1499031994 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: i.e. I want to be able to have a column which refers to a record of table A, B, or C, and we know which, and the query language should let me pattern match / case on that. < 1499032032 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Or do you want arbitrary ADTs in your database? < 1499032078 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arbitrary algebraic data types would be nice, but I can live without recursion if it's too hard to do efficiently. < 1499032134 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if you can do sum types like that, then doing the non-recursive part of ADTs is doable < 1499032179 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you just want least fixed points or also greatest fixed points? < 1499032197 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :least < 1499032237 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, if you want to go crazy, a really nice idea I had was a database whose rows were dependent telescopes < 1499032255 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the type of each subsequent column can depend on the values of the preceding columns < 1499032263 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's probably not easy < 1499032276 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :As an arbitrary function of the preceding columns? < 1499032295 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that's to be determined < 1499032528 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warrigal: The other thing I really want is for applications to register a collection of queries with the DB, and whenever a transaction commits which would affect the result of a registered query, the application will receive an update with the changes. < 1499032579 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1499032582 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ideally, the DB would do a bunch of stuff as the queries were registered to optimise the task of figuring out which registered queries are affected by a given commit. < 1499032693 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the reason I want that is that then we could use an FRP system to deal with querying the database and propagating the changes that come back to everything they influence. It would clean up our application backends a lot. < 1499032726 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is your application again? < 1499032737 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Several different web and mobile applications < 1499032739 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Software solutions custom-built to suit your needs." < 1499032763 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :One is a sort of competitor to slack with a bunch of additional features < 1499032764 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: You should tell whoever is in charge of https://obsidian.systems/ that autoplaying a sound when I go on your web page is really annoying. < 1499032901 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'll tell them myself. < 1499032938 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: I want to make a web application. < 1499032942 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I do it in Haskell? < 1499033030 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought a web application should be done in HTML? < 1499033082 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean the server side of it. < 1499033094 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it might also involve JavaScript, or a language that compiles to JavaScript. < 1499033167 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Sure. < 1499033181 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also highly recommend checking out reflex-dom :) < 1499033266 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, well, there is many possibilities, including C, PHP, JavaScript, SQL, Perl, Haskell, etc. For client-side should need HTML, possibly with CSS and/or JavaScript also used if needed for this application. However, I think many thing should not need web application at all, in my opinion < 1499033276 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :With reflex-dom, you don't actually need HTML :) < 1499033312 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, at least, not more than a stub which loads the JS code < 1499033328 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your application (which is written in Haskell and compiled to Javascript) controls the contents of the DOM < 1499033368 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You still use HTML tags and such, but you don't necessarily render any HTML to be parsed by the browser. < 1499033415 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a mode of operation for that though -- so that you can render static stuff on the backend (in native code) and deliver it to the frontend to be used before the JS gets loaded. < 1499033434 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You shouldn't do that; the server should generate all of the HTML content and sent directly to the client. This is only for content that is static to the client though; for some cases you will need dynamic content, in which case you should use a script to generate it instead. For most things though you should provide static content if possible (for some applications this won't work though). < 1499033438 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, you don't actually have to write HTML yourself then :) < 1499033455 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Well, I want the content to be indexed by search engines, of course. < 1499033457 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, you may wish to provide not only HTML interface but also perhaps JSON interface, in order if you want to write your own front-end. < 1499033468 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, most of our applications are single page applications which mostly communicate with a backend via websockets. < 1499033470 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not quite that much of an application that it doesn't have text to be searched. < 1499033482 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah < 1499033522 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So reflex-dom uses ghcjs? < 1499033525 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1499033535 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suspect the current state of ghcjs introduces unacceptable overhead. < 1499033547 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/reflex-frp/reflex-platform is a good way to try it < 1499033548 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though maybe it's gotten better since I last used it. < 1499033564 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, depends on what you consider to be unacceptable of course < 1499033584 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Defining a protocol with JSON or whatever (even raw TCP connections if applicable) can be better that you can also to use other custom front end programs, even if there is also a HTML-based front-end built-in too. < 1499033617 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Or just use the URL for that purpose, so that you can easily access with curl) < 1499033617 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett JOIN :#esoteric < 1499033643 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: We mostly let template Haskell generate the JSON protocol to be used from our types -- we haven't yet really had to deal with the problem of versioning our protocols though. < 1499033689 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It *is* really nice to not have to worry about the JSON encoding and decoding being correct though. < 1499033724 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the most part, as far as I have to care about, there are just Haskell datastructures on either side of the wire. < 1499033790 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :We could just as well be using a binary format for communication, but sometimes it's nice to be able to see what was sent in Chrome's inspector -- and it hides binary websocket frames from you. < 1499033857 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then it makes it difficult to document the JSON being used < 1499033976 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose we could write another tool which took the types in question and generated documentation for the JSON rather than an encoder and decoder. < 1499034025 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But mostly this communication is internal, and while we assume people could interfere with it, we don't really care about making that easy for stuff that's not using the generated JSON encoder. < 1499034650 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: btw, I... don't hear anything when I go to obsidian.systems. < 1499034673 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try it in an incognito window? < 1499034677 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Oh, maybe it's when intercom sends that initial message < 1499034677 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's only the first time. < 1499034680 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1499034681 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1499034747 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:98df:ec9f:9d0c:a035:8502:2613 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there's a plan to replace this site soon enough anyway, but -- that'll probably involve some intercom integration too, so I'll be sure to mention your concern :) < 1499034899 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1499035102 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-088-064-059-129.088.064.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1499035633 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A46C74.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1499036638 0 :sftp!~sftp@unaffiliated/sftp QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1499036738 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw man. I just thought of a sweet mathematical property that isn't actually true. < 1499036820 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :For each positive integer n, the sets A = {1..n} and B = {n+1..2n} can be put in a one-to-one correspondence such that each element of B is divisible by its corresponding element of A. < 1499036913 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems like it might be true. After all, the product of B is always divisible by the product of A. < 1499036923 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :But in any case, the smallest counterexample is n = 4. < 1499036952 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1499036971 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come to think of it, maybe there are only finitely many n for which it *is* true. < 1499037019 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :n = 1: (1,2). n = 2: (1,3), (2,4). n = 3: (1,5), (2,4), (3,6). n = 5: (1,7), (2,6), (3,9), (4,8), (5,10). < 1499037044 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think from n = 6 on, B always contains more than one prime number. < 1499037292 0 :myname!~myname@ks300980.kimsufi.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt it is correct for anything big < 1499037302 0 :myname!~myname@ks300980.kimsufi.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :between n and 2n, there is always a prime number < 1499037312 0 :myname!~myname@ks300980.kimsufi.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :for which you HAVE to pick 1 < 1499037323 0 :myname!~myname@ks300980.kimsufi.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the moment you get a second prime, you are screwed < 1499037342 0 :myname!~myname@ks300980.kimsufi.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, you went there, too < 1499037348 0 :myname!~myname@ks300980.kimsufi.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :should've read first < 1499037371 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499037789 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499037978 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-18e4354b.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1499038176 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1499038266 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, something that was a little funny -- in Edinburgh there was a man camped in front of a fancy Apple store, on a folding chair, with a sign advertising "Cheaper Apple Repairs". < 1499038274 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://zem.fi/tmp/apple-repairs.jpg < 1499038737 0 :Warrigal_!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1499038827 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, yeah that's a great move < 1499039195 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1499039496 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e4354b.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1499039971 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.87 QUIT :Quit: Leaving.