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00:43:47 <oerjan> huh a spam that manages to look _almost_ genuinely from a company i've actually used and which could conceivably have my email. too bad it ruined it with the completely out of place AOL from address...
00:44:02 <shachaf> curses
00:44:03 <shachaf> foiled again
00:44:13 <oerjan> shachaf: hm?
00:44:27 <shachaf> trying to get oerjan to click on my fishy links
00:45:06 <oerjan> i doubt it's you, or that you even know which company i got this laptop from.
00:45:52 <oerjan> oh right, the actually link is goo.gl, also fishy.
00:46:12 <shachaf> oerjan: It's an Asus, isn't it?
00:46:20 <shachaf> Though you probably bought it from some Norwegian company.
00:47:33 <oerjan> indeed.
00:49:04 <oerjan> hm wait _was_ it that company, or the other big one...
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00:49:52 <oerjan> it was the other one, apparently. both start with E so easy to confuse.
00:50:38 <shachaf> oerjan: why don't you go into the norwegian laptop distribution business hth
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00:59:19 <oerjan> sounds tiring.
01:00:08 <shachaf> you're confusing it with the restaurant review business hth
01:05:51 <oerjan> OKAY
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01:17:53 <shachaf> `5
01:17:55 <HackEgo> 1/2:223) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. \ 1066) <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific. <zzo38> I haven't checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though. \ 776) * o
01:17:57 <shachaf> `n
01:17:57 <HackEgo> 2/2:erjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds \ 1178) <fungot> kmc: madam president, i have taken on serious proportions. \ 223) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1.
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01:19:30 <shachaf> zzo38: Do you conduct electricity significantly better than average?
01:19:39 <oerjan> HackEgo: you are repeating yourself
01:20:01 <shachaf> oerjan: that's the downside of have `5 run 5 indepedent commands
01:20:10 <shachaf> it should sample without replacement, yo
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02:40:31 <doesthiswork> My friends! My dearest companions!
02:41:07 <doesthiswork> I am trying to write a paper for splash, is anyone willing to edit it for style and content? https://pastebin.com/dMpr2L2w
03:00:12 <doesthiswork> oh, it looks like they pushed the submission deadline back a week, I guess the first one was the "scratch" deadline
03:14:39 <Warrigal_> `? lua
03:14:40 <HackEgo> lua? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
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03:24:36 <Warrigal_> `learn Lua is an object-oriented programming language that doesn't have any features, but you're smart enough to figure out how to use it anyway. Taneb is written in Lua.
03:24:38 <HackEgo> Relearned 'lua': Lua is an object-oriented programming language that doesn't have any features, but you're smart enough to figure out how to use it anyway. Taneb is written in Lua.
03:25:00 <Warrigal_> ...Relearned? Did I just overwrite something?
03:25:04 <Warrigal_> `history wisdom/lua
03:25:04 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: history: not found
03:25:09 <Warrigal_> Ummmm.
03:25:13 <Warrigal_> Yeah, I don't know how to use HackEgo.
03:31:00 <fizzie> `howg lua
03:31:07 <HackEgo> ​<Warrigal̈_> learn Lua is an object-oriented programming language that doesn\'t have any features, but you\'re smart enough to figure out how to use it anyway. Taneb is written in Lua. \ <doesthiswor̈k> learn lua "a Niger\xe2\x80\x93Congo language of southern Chad"
03:31:13 <fizzie> Maybe not a great loss.
03:31:25 <doesthiswork> no loss at all
03:33:06 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Emoji-gramming]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52541&oldid=52539 * Qwertyu63 * (-711)
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03:38:02 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Talk:Emoji-gramming]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52542&oldid=52540 * Qwertyu63 * (+317) /* Potentially Stupid Question */
03:38:29 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Emoji-gramming]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52543&oldid=52541 * Qwertyu63 * (+16)
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03:49:16 <quintopia> did Taneb agree to be written in Lua
03:50:34 <doesthiswork> print("Taneb")
03:51:00 <doesthiswork> or io.write("Taneb")
03:54:57 * oerjan swats doesthiswork for modifying HackEgo in private -----###
03:55:16 <doesthiswork> it was destined to be overwritten anyway
03:55:31 <oerjan> as you were destined to be swatted hth
03:58:24 <doesthiswork> could you edit my paper about live programming? https://pastebin.com/dMpr2L2w
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04:29:46 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Number Factory]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52544&oldid=52323 * Qwertyu63 * (+0)
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05:12:27 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[The Great Spell]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52545&oldid=52507 * Qwertyu63 * (+2)
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09:19:09 <Jafet> `? c
09:19:11 <HackEgo> C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault
09:19:14 <Jafet> `? c++
09:19:15 <HackEgo> Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people.
09:19:35 <Jafet> `? php
09:19:36 <HackEgo> php is the PigeonHole Principle
09:19:44 <Jafet> `? python
09:19:45 <HackEgo> python? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
09:19:48 <shachaf> it's a pooch hug pooch world
09:20:03 <Jafet> `? java
09:20:04 <HackEgo> Java is a programming-language shaped collection of misfeatures.
09:20:45 <Jafet> `? javascript
09:20:46 <HackEgo> javascript? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
09:21:18 <Jafet> `? wise
09:21:19 <HackEgo> Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise. It's neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise.
09:23:15 <Jafet> related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Apartment_60.jpg
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11:38:06 <boily> `5 w
11:38:12 <HackEgo> 1/3:itidus21//itidus21 just made some instant coffee, and did it again an instant later, and then again and again. where is all this coffee coming from? it has buried itidus21! where is itidus21? \ itidus21//itidus21 just made some instant coffee, and did it again an instant later, and then again and again. where is all this coffee coming from? it
11:38:28 <boily> `n
11:38:28 <HackEgo> 2/3:has buried itidus21! where is itidus21? \ imperative language//Imperative languages tell you what to do. \ `fetch//`fetch [<output-file>] <URL> downloads files, and is the only web access currently available in HackEgo. It is a special builtin that cannot be called from other commands. See also `edit. \ perpetual motion machine//Perpetual motio
11:38:30 <boily> `n
11:38:31 <HackEgo> 3/3:n machines came with FreeFull's phone. They were hallucinated by Slereah's lack of entropy.
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12:58:29 <Jafet> `cat bin/5
12:58:30 <HackEgo> cmd="${1-quote}"; \`^ 5 "$cmd"
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16:58:04 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Theoretica]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52546&oldid=52168 * Mayube * (+30) /* Generators */
16:59:26 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Theoretica]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52547&oldid=52546 * Mayube * (+37) /* Operators */
16:59:54 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Theoretica]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52548&oldid=52547 * Mayube * (+29) /* Operators */
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18:24:14 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Sam * New user account
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19:27:25 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Esolang:Introduce yourself]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52550&oldid=52524 * Sam * (+248)
19:27:52 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[ArnoldC]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52551&oldid=42736 * Sam * (+4335) There is information on this language. I felt it needed to be more than a stub.
19:28:36 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[ArnoldC]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52552&oldid=52551 * Sam * (-6)
19:29:40 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[Language list]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52553&oldid=52536 * Sam * (+14)
19:49:58 <\oren\> rm -rf is remove recursive force
19:50:09 <\oren\> rm -fr is remove french
19:50:30 <shachaf> what's the command to remove your build system
19:50:55 <imode> sudo shred -uxvf /
19:51:01 <imode> :P
19:51:06 <\oren\> shachaf: uhh, probaby nohup rm -rf * &
19:51:35 <\oren\> no wait
19:52:00 <\oren\> it would need to find all servers on the netwrk and delete them, then delete itself
19:52:11 <shachaf> No need to delete itself.
19:52:15 <\oren\> can that be done in a one-liner?
19:52:27 <shachaf> Anything can be done at zombo.com
19:52:36 <imode> ask robert morris.
19:53:00 <shachaf> Why, did he use a one-liner?
19:53:07 <\oren\> answer, probaby not because we don't have any puppet or anything, each server is set up and configured manually
19:53:14 <imode> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_worm no but he'd know more than I would.
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20:01:47 <Phantom_Hoover> <\oren\> rm -fr is remove french
20:01:50 <Phantom_Hoover> what's remove kebab
20:04:45 <imode> rm -ir
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22:55:43 <boily> fungot: nostril.
22:55:43 <fungot> boily: i really can't remember where and um and it bothered her knees replaced i taught fourth grade at the end
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23:01:37 <int-e> fungot: that's quite the anatomical miracle we have at our hands here
23:01:37 <fungot> int-e: but the one over here has um the administrator and the director of nurses they've had like issues i worked there a year and
23:02:17 <int-e> fungot: do you dream of electric sheep?
23:02:17 <fungot> int-e: the thing that surprises me because i have um one school that's just totally computerized and they have to do a shop for that so
23:04:40 <boily> school, computerization, bothered knee replacement... fungot, you aren't building cyborgs out of people, are you?
23:04:40 <fungot> boily: ( ( yeah yeah)) the one that's on the list of what the media wants uh the big the biggest and most popular city
23:04:52 * boily stays clear from fungot
23:04:52 <fungot> boily: mhm laughter i guess so
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23:23:59 <shachaf> Cale: Yay, Flash is dying.
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23:32:03 <fizzie> I just saw a link to eyes.nasa.gov/dsn and it's very funky.
23:32:06 <fizzie> It says they're receiving something from Voyager 1 right now, at a blazing 159 bits per second.
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23:49:13 <boily> fizzie: fizziello. bits? not even bytes?
23:50:13 <quintopia> helloily!
23:50:40 <quintopia> have you opened your heart to Mega Maker yet?
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23:52:06 <boily> QUINTHELLOPIA! ?
23:53:53 <quintopia> www.mega-maker.com
23:56:16 <boily> Ō_Ō!
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