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I wish redis supported empty keys. 03:33:22 or rather, empty lists and hashes. 03:35:11 -!- iovoid has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 03:36:20 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:43:20 -!- tromp has joined. 03:45:32 `addquote int-e: Did you *have* to post that link? I'm on vacation, I can't afford to get stuck by a flash game for the rest of it. fizzie: you can save it for later, when you're back at work 03:45:36 1314) int-e: Did you *have* to post that link? I'm on vacation, I can't afford to get stuck by a flash game for the rest of it. fizzie: you can save it for later, when you're back at work 03:48:03 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 03:50:58 -!- iovoid has joined. 03:50:58 -!- iovoid has quit (Changing host). 03:50:58 -!- iovoid has joined. 03:56:53 `? just intonation 03:56:54 Bad-tempered people can be recognized by just intonation. 04:19:37 rdococ: printf 'h\bh_\bi\n' | less 04:20:39 that style of formatting was used sometimes in fortune files 05:03:38 https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/d7ywqz/create-a-game-within-a-game-using-shenzhen-io 05:12:09 is there a language where inserting lists into lists is equivalent to inserting each element at the corresponding position? <-- perl 05:12:57 `perl-e print 1,2,((3,4),5) 05:12:58 12345 05:13:27 oh 05:13:27 nice 05:14:51 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 05:15:09 alercah: ^ 05:16:55 huh 05:20:31 -!- augur has joined. 05:28:51 is there a language where the keys in associative arrays can be any type, including other arrays, functions and whatnot? 05:30:34 I think lua can do that 05:30:56 although it wouldn't really work out because lua tables and stuff are kinda weird 05:31:21 -!- tromp has joined. 05:36:15 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 05:36:35 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 05:38:46 -!- sleffy has joined. 05:46:01 -!- atslash has joined. 05:55:00 * oerjan wishes scott aaronson would stop mixing math and politics in the same post. 05:56:22 because the politics ruins the comment sections which are usually so good when there's just math 05:56:45 oerjan, what was the maths about 05:57:10 the latest P vs NP proof attempt by Blum 05:58:06 Ah! 06:00:43 btw if you haven't spotted the latest astronomy rumor http://www.nature.com/news/rumours-swell-over-new-kind-of-gravitational-wave-sighting-1.22482 06:06:15 relatedly, it may be that without neutron stars, we'd have neither gold nor nuclear bombs... 06:13:46 -!- Sgeo_ has joined. 06:15:52 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 06:26:04 -!- tromp has joined. 06:30:51 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 06:33:34 <\oren\> FUCK YOU GOOGLE YOU SHIT COMPANY WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FUCKING UP YOUTUBE 06:33:50 <\oren\> shachaf: fix youtube, it is fucked up 06:35:07 <\oren\> suddenly there are only 4 youtube videos per row, next to abunch of empty space 06:35:23 <\oren\> wtf is that empty space for? 06:37:27 hm i get six 06:38:43 <\oren\> oerjan: you haven't been selected for a "trial" of their new, fucked, layout 06:40:07 <\oren\> apparently they included a "restore old youtube" button 06:40:16 <\oren\> pressing that shit so fast 06:40:34 I just feel like screaming. To everybody. 06:43:16 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 06:45:46 <\oren\> shachaf: is google's new motto "we must secure the existence of out ad revenue stream and a future of huge empty white spaces in graphic design" 06:47:31 <\oren\> google is literally hitler 06:48:47 that's quite obvious 06:49:02 well, to be fair, \oren\, that's an insult to hitler 06:49:07 \oren\: Huh? I haven't worked at Google since 2014. 06:49:21 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 06:49:24 And I thankfully never worked on YouTube. 06:49:29 <\oren\> shachaf: damn it! 06:49:42 <\oren\> I need to complain to somone! 06:50:11 -!- rdococ has left ("Leaving"). 06:50:13 <\oren\> this new design was like satan barfed on my screen 06:50:30 Anyway you should see the -- you know, never mind. 06:51:43 <\oren\> shachaf: niconicodouga doesn't fuck up their layout every year 06:52:46 \oren\: Solution: Go work at Google, and then you can complain internally. 06:53:30 <\oren\> shachaf: I thought complaining at google leads to being branded a nazi and fired? 06:54:16 ...what 06:54:42 I don't think that happened to anyone I know. 06:54:46 as much as google is bad, I wouldn't quite compare them to hitler and the nazis 06:54:59 And I knew lots of people at Google whose favorite activity was complaining. 06:55:02 <\oren\> Hoolootwo: have you seen the new colors on youtube? 06:55:09 Also you can probably make a lot more money. 06:55:09 I don't watch youtube 06:55:27 <\oren\> Hoolootwo: well they should be tried in the Hague 06:55:37 my roommate's chromecast has an ad 00:01 permanantly stuck in the corner though 06:56:51 it's a personal goal of mine to get tried in the hague, but hopefully not for that 06:57:53 <\oren\> you know I only recently learned that the hague is a city, and not a building 06:58:25 I hear entry level engineer total compensation at Google is ~$180k/year nowadays. 06:59:15 I wonder whether SV wages will keep going up or stay constant or pop. 07:00:03 -!- tromp has joined. 07:00:32 <\oren\> shachaf: what is total yearly rent and car in silicon valley? 07:00:58 Not sure. 07:01:22 Car costs aren't all that variable by location in the US, I think. 07:02:32 -!- FreeFull has quit. 07:02:49 Rent is pretty expensive, especially if you want to live by yourself, but I'm not up to date on the numbers. 07:06:05 even if not, I hear 07:06:28 so is food, and last I was in california, I paid double for gas 07:06:42 Petrol is so cheap in the US that even if you pay double it's fine. 07:06:44 well, in most parts, 1.5, 07:07:59 <\oren\> it isn't fine if you're used to getting to work for 3$ on public transit 07:10:05 If you work at one of the big silly valley companies you can get to work for free on the shuttle. 07:11:01 I go to school on $0 in transit 07:11:24 same with basically everything else 07:11:35 if I want to go home, it's $50 round trip at most 07:12:08 -!- rdococ has joined. 07:12:13 I currently walk to work, 5 minute walk. 07:14:25 <\oren\> I walk home every day. I should walk to work too, but I'm too lazy to walk both ways 07:23:13 yeah, over the past summer, it was 7 minutes from my apartment to the 4th floor office 07:23:17 most of my classes are faster 07:31:31 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:44:35 -!- mroman has joined. 07:44:42 morning 07:46:24 -!- jaboja has joined. 07:52:15 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 08:00:16 -!- augur has joined. 08:04:31 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 08:09:30 -!- shikhin has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 08:11:51 -!- shikhin has joined. 08:12:14 -!- shikhin has changed nick to Guest76900. 08:13:28 -!- imode has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 08:21:32 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 08:29:05 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 08:41:57 -!- p- has joined. 08:42:26 [wiki] [[Härdfïsh]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52974&oldid=52960 * Mroman2 * (+48) 08:44:00 -!- p- has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 08:44:27 -!- p- has joined. 08:51:43 -!- p- has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:01:48 -!- p- has joined. 09:05:24 -!- p- has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 09:05:51 -!- p- has joined. 09:08:07 -!- p- has quit (Client Quit). 09:51:16 -!- kurolox has joined. 09:59:13 -!- Sgeo_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 10:25:30 -!- Sgeo has joined. 10:39:34 -!- mroman has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 10:50:21 -!- atslash has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 10:50:30 -!- atslash has joined. 11:33:53 -!- boily has joined. 11:37:25 -!- b_jonas has joined. 11:39:30 ARGH! what the fuck is the point of having the list of different parts of the webpage be links that only work if javascript is allowed? no, it's not even in one of those stupid javascript-based rolldown menus. no, it's not just highlighting the link background when it's hovered on that doesn't work. 11:39:51 The fucking links only work if you click on them. They're not actual links you can select with keyboard. Not even with caret browsing. 11:40:57 They're some stupid li element that you can only follow through an onclick event, even though that event is just a javascript that loads another page. 11:41:36 It's not doing anything magical like replacing half the page and rendering it client side from queries or anything. Just plain mouse-only links, reinvented with a bad javascript implementation. 11:41:40 Seriously. 11:51:42 how else do you ensure that your google analytics code is used properly :P 12:15:36 -!- jaboja has joined. 12:16:07 -!- grumble has quit (Quit: once). 12:17:50 -!- grumble has joined. 12:28:19 -!- boily has quit (Quit: SUBURBIAN CHICKEN). 12:32:40 -!- augur has joined. 12:34:09 -!- Guest21903 has joined. 12:36:09 -!- Guest21903 has quit (Quit: Saliendo). 12:37:34 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 12:45:22 -!- Guest76900 has changed nick to shikhin_. 12:45:52 -!- shikhin_ has changed nick to Guest66154. 12:46:08 -!- Guest66154 has changed nick to shikhin`. 12:46:13 -!- shikhin` has quit (Changing host). 12:46:13 -!- shikhin` has joined. 12:46:23 -!- shikhin` has changed nick to shikhin. 13:07:01 -!- grumble has quit (*.net *.split). 13:07:01 -!- jaboja has quit (*.net *.split). 13:07:01 -!- kurolox has quit (*.net *.split). 13:07:01 -!- rodgort has quit (*.net *.split). 13:07:01 -!- digitalcold has quit (*.net *.split). 13:07:01 -!- APic has quit (*.net *.split). 13:07:33 -!- APic has joined. 13:07:38 -!- grumble has joined. 13:08:12 -!- rodgort has joined. 13:11:54 wtf, is https://unicode.org down? 13:12:37 -!- digitalcold has joined. 13:12:39 int-e: hehe. that page doesn't use google analytics though. it does use some facebook thing. 13:20:21 b_jonas: I suspect zzo38, he wants to finally establish his own character encoding 13:21:03 Also, http://www.unicode.org/ is down. I had to check archive.org's copy of the HTML-rendered unicode line break rules. 13:21:27 int-e: wait, what's that a reply to? 13:21:50 oh, you mean he's the reason why unicode.org is down? 13:21:51 b_jonas: unicode.org being down 13:22:03 -!- jaboja has joined. 13:22:03 -!- kurolox has joined. 13:22:04 I don't think that's a reason 13:22:05 but ok 13:22:12 although zzo38 is a good idea, for a different reason. 13:22:33 zzo38: any reaction to MaRo's spoilers of Unstable (the future un-set)? 13:24:27 . o O (Un-icode? ) 14:17:40 https://gist.github.com/anonymous/464ba89ac19cab8fd573ab62c21bbb6b << I hate C. (this is my own code) 14:19:29 -!- jaboja has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:31:23 -!- ATMunn has joined. 14:33:20 -!- augur has joined. 14:37:30 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 14:45:03 -!- augur has joined. 14:49:19 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 14:57:52 -!- augur has joined. 15:02:07 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 15:22:32 What the heck is the "role" HTML attribute? I can't find it in https://www.w3.org/TR/html401/index/attributes.html or http://w3c.github.io/html/fullindex.html#attributes-table or https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Reference 15:23:01 (HTML4 standard, HTML5 draft, Mozilla developer docs HTML respectively) 15:23:34 ah found: https://www.w3.org/TR/role-attribute/ 15:28:54 -!- joast has joined. 15:31:59 -!- zseri has joined. 15:45:24 -!- jaboja has joined. 16:19:59 -!- augur has joined. 17:04:50 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 17:09:17 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 17:12:36 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Avian * New user account 17:13:01 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 17:41:56 -!- FreeFull has joined. 17:49:21 I was looking for translation icon images (used as an icon on webpages to show where you can change the interface or content to a different language) that have a letter A and an あ kana next to each other. Apparently there's another variant of these, which has a 文 hanzi and a letter A. 17:49:48 I haven't seen that variant yet. I think I prefer Aあ because that's more recognizable to me, but I'm not sure which one is better. 17:50:41 文A might work better because that hanzi is common (and so recognizable) in both Chinese and Japanese apparently 17:58:19 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 17:58:20 -!- Sgeo_ has joined. 18:01:46 -!- olsner has joined. 18:04:42 -!- Sgeo_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 18:10:17 [wiki] [[Esolang:Introduce yourself]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52975&oldid=52955 * Avian * (+158) /* Introductions */ 18:13:19 [wiki] [[FiM++]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52976&oldid=47240 * Avian * (+106) 18:19:36 -!- sleffy has joined. 18:26:54 I wish bash had some quoting style that lets you easily quote any URL. But alas, apostrophes doesn't work because the URL can contain apostrophe, and double quotes don't work because the URL can contain a dollar sign which is special inside double quotes. 18:31:09 -!- ais523 has joined. 18:37:15 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 18:43:19 [wiki] [[Truth-machine]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52977&oldid=52266 * JWinslow23 * (+235) Added a Whitespace implementation (heavily golfed; pushing 0 with SSL instead of SSSSL, and a blank label name) 18:48:26 -!- imode has joined. 18:59:36 -!- ais523 has quit. 19:11:20 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 19:12:36 -!- jaboja has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:24:53 dammit... 19:27:41 <\oren\> hirdococ, what's up? 19:28:18 hi 19:28:23 the sky 19:29:29 what an unexpected pattern of behavior 19:31:55 <\oren\> I bet black holes don't really exist 19:50:28 black holes suck 19:56:12 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:08:42 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 20:20:01 -!- jaboja has joined. 20:37:12 -!- augur has joined. 20:40:36 -!- jaboja has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:40:54 -!- jaboja has joined. 20:42:29 -!- sleffy has joined. 20:53:35 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 20:55:28 rdococ, i assure you, they also blow. 20:55:37 lol 20:55:52 ...i just realised how that sounds 20:55:58 -!- sleffy has joined. 20:56:00 * moony facekeyboards 20:56:09 * rdococ keyfacepals 21:04:50 <\oren\> "Robert Mugabe denies he cast an ‘evil spell’ on the vice president of Zimbabwe" like, why would he need to deny that 21:33:55 moony: lol 21:41:53 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:42:08 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 21:43:50 So some of Autstralia has DST, but they use summer time only for approximately five months, not for approximately seven months like much of Europe and the U.S. does. Strange. 21:55:57 -!- kurolox has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 22:03:43 -!- augur has joined. 22:06:26 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 22:06:42 -!- augur has joined. 22:10:30 wob_jonas: do you mean six months instead of five? 22:11:00 (Australia seems to switch on the first Sunday in April and October) 22:11:13 no, I mean five months instead of seven 22:11:16 approximately 22:11:22 it's not an exact count of months 22:12:15 from the first Sunday in October to the first Sunday of April is five months of summer time in Australia 22:12:39 (and that's just some of Australia, some parts don't use DST at all, which makes sense because they're closer to the equator) 22:12:40 It really isn't. 22:12:58 it's as close to 6 as you can get 22:13:07 (while switching on Sundays) 22:13:12 hmm wait 22:14:21 ok, then those parts of Australia have six months. and much of Europe and America have seven. 22:14:28 so it's six months instead of seven. 22:14:37 that's much less of a difference, I can understand that. 22:14:38 (well that last claim of mine wasn't accurate, but close enough for this discussion) 22:14:54 -!- MDude has joined. 22:22:29 -!- zseri has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 22:24:28 -!- rdococ has changed nick to RdOcOc. 22:30:44 -!- RdOcOc has changed nick to rdococ. 22:31:33 -!- rdococ has changed nick to RdOcOc. 22:32:25 -!- RdOcOc has changed nick to RdococX. 22:32:31 -!- RdococX has changed nick to rdococ. 22:34:49 <\oren\> Daylight savings time is crap anyway. they should jsut change work schedules based on season if light matters 22:34:52 -!- tswett has joined. 22:35:27 <\oren\> then it doesn't have to bother office workers like me for whom the sun is largely irrelevant 22:36:53 \oren\: but it would be much harder to convince people to change work schedules based on season. For one, it would be more confusing because most clock faces wouldn't show the difference, so you wouldn't be able to tell which schedule you're supposed to follow. A lot of timetables and opening hours labels would have to be reprinted, including ones 22:36:53 stickered in very big letters on a supermarket saying "OPEN EVERY SUNDAY 7-15" or something 22:37:33 \oren\: and it's supposed to be relevant for office workers too, because the advantages mostly present when you're NOT in the office during normal office hours, but at home or traveling 22:37:41 s/traveling/commuting/ 22:38:38 There's still other good arguments for saying DST is crap of course, but I don't think "change work schedules based on season" makes sense. 22:39:25 I think I've convinced myself that DST is a good thing at least twice and that DST is a bad thing (in Hungary that is) at least twice at different times, so I'm not sure what to think anymore. 22:40:09 I agree; the 1 hour time shift in working schedule *is* the problem I associate with DST. 22:40:28 agree with who? 22:41:26 well, the idea that if changing the work schedules instead of doing the DST switch is awful 22:41:56 ok, it just wasn't clear if you said you agree with \oren\ or agree with me 22:43:07 of course, it still makes sense to use UTC for times that aren't tied to a geographical location or shouldn't be tied to DST, but most human schedules are tied 22:43:24 -!- PinealGlandOptic has quit (Quit: leaving). 22:48:32 I do think that DST isn't worth the biannual hassle (and confusion about which countries switch when, if at all). 22:50:02 daylight scow time 22:50:37 -!- rdococ has left ("Leaving"). 22:54:16 the "which countries switch when" is not too much of a hassle usually, because different countries often use different time zones anyway, so you have to check timezones already, and most of Europe has DST switch at the same time (Iceland and Russia and Belarus and Turkey don't use DST) 22:54:40 wob_jonas: It's a big hassle because the difference in time zones between countries isn't constant. 22:55:02 Which means that you can't schedule something to happen at a given time in one time zone and have it happen at the same time in another. 22:55:54 well yes 22:56:43 (and you also can't do that when a region randomly decides to change the timezone from now on, which also happens sometimes, often because of political changes) 23:00:33 or tourism, near the date line 23:01:58 int-e: tourism near the date line already haves the problem that the timezones are different 23:02:57 what problem, it's by design; people get to do things like celebrate New Year's Eve twice. 23:04:05 maybe 23:04:18 <\oren\> Then it would be neat to pass a bylaw that in my district, the time zone is officially Italy Time 23:04:56 <\oren\> and therefore you would be able to drink after legal close time 23:05:19 \oren\: I was thinking of passing a law that makes the timezone something like six hundred years before UTC for a medieval theme park 23:05:41 "drink after legal close time" there are other workarounds for that, but ok 23:06:19 that would really mess with AoE deadlines. 23:06:44 in most places we don't have rules that limit when you can drink, but rather possibly rules that limit when shops can sell alcoholic drinks 23:06:47 (the medieval variant) 23:06:53 so the timezone at the store matters 23:07:04 int-e: what's an "AoE"? 23:07:06 <\oren\> int-e: age of empires? 23:07:29 @googe aoe time zone 23:07:31 https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/aoe 23:08:32 hmm, that reminds me, could you get around a legal statute of limitations by getting a region to use a timezone decades into the past, or around a copyright limitation by getting a region to use a timezone a decades into the future? 23:09:59 or various exploits related to how old a person is, like opening a bar in a timezone that's a decade into the future so that younger people can drink because they're suddenly over the legal drinking age? 23:10:10 just be your own sovereign country outside of the Geneva copyright convention... 23:10:16 no need to mess with time zones 23:10:53 <\oren\> int-e: yeah but often individual cities can mess with time zones so it's easier 23:11:12 int-e: there are practically no such countries 23:11:30 \oren\: can they? I don't think states usually allow that to indidvidual cities 23:13:26 the easiest might be to get some small pacific island nation that is already in a not too common timezone to switch to such a crazy timezone, but that doesn't help you with bars or shops where the point is not to travel far, or legal exploits that are tied to an existing country 23:21:39 wob_jonas: I think the solution to the original question about statute of limitation is that how you measure absolute times doesn't affect relative times like age (time since birth etc.) 23:22:16 int-e: yeah, but does any law actually do that? especially laws about drinking age? 23:22:27 if you have a local calendar (and that's essentially what you get if you pick a cracy time zone offset), you'll have to convert external dates to local ones or vice versa before doing the comparison. 23:22:45 wob_jonas: I expect the laws to talk about age, not dates of birth. 23:23:09 int-e: Don't people wait until midnight to drink or something? 23:23:38 yeah, but they check age by checking the date of birth in your id documents and compare it with the current date. this actually matters because many people go to a bar to drink on their birthday when they reach legal age. 23:23:39 Wait, you're not talking about drinking age. 23:24:22 yes, drinking age, and similar age restrictions, like when you can buy alcohol and tobacco and lottery tickets and go into casinos 23:25:28 The exploit doesn't easily work for driving though, at least in Europe, because the rules say even if you have a valid drivers' license from another country, the age restriction of the local country for the relevant category of vehicles limits you, 23:25:43 sozzlin' age 23:25:52 so you could only drive in the territory with strange timezone, which is useless. 23:26:00 wob_jonas: well, but the reason that this is the case is that nobody gives a damn about a few hours difference. in this matter. 23:26:09 But putting a bar or shop into a strange timezone is more practical. 23:26:22 Putting a casino is even better. 23:26:36 I think it simply won't work. 23:26:49 int-e: a few hours, probably no, sure. but if there's at least months of difference, that might matter 23:26:55 -!- Sgeo has joined. 23:27:01 And if it does work, it won't be due to the timezone trickery. 23:27:38 Rather it'll be because your local law enforcement doesn't care about the legal drinking age. 23:27:53 sure, for drinking and tobacco, there are already lots of workarounds like that 23:27:58 -!- boily has joined. 23:28:47 wob_jonas: Maybe I can withdraw money from my retirement accounts if you arrange for a time zone a few decades ahead. 23:29:03 I don't understand why the US laws with regard to those are so complicated. 23:29:30 shachaf: yeah, that might work too 23:30:31 Maybe I could avoid repaying loans and paying some bills by moving into a timezone where they're not due yet. 23:31:12 wob_jonas: Oh, maybe you can write a clever financial contract based on the current date. 23:31:19 That's a much more interesting use. 23:31:33 Today I was reading Matt Levine, https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2013-12-05/blackstone-made-money-on-credit-default-swaps-with-this-one-weird-trick 23:33:01 -!- Sgeo_ has joined. 23:33:36 A lawyer died suddenly in his sleep and was very upset when he entered the Pearly Gates. "I am too young to die, that way," he protested. "Not at all, you are 87 years old." "There must be a mistake, I am only 35 years old." "Well, we checked the number of hours you have billed to your clients, you must be 87 years old.” 23:33:59 (I think this is similar territory as the time zone trick) 23:34:06 int-e: hehe 23:34:12 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 23:34:17 What's the problem with billing multiple people for the same hour? 23:36:33 Apparently there isn't one until you die unexpectedly of old age. 23:37:32 shachaf: isn't that fine only if they share the bill, eg. two people pay half and half of it because the lawyer did a job that benefits both of them? 23:37:44 Why? 23:38:26 You mean, billing someone for an hour indicates that you spent the full hour only in service of them, unless you specify otherwise? 23:39:19 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:39:30 the problem is billing a whole hour for a fraction of it 23:39:31 yes 23:39:49 6 10-minute phone calls with 6 clients, each pay for one hour = jackpot 23:40:20 disclaimer: I don't actually know if lawyers do that 23:41:14 alercah: hmm, something like that might work, although it is probably hard to do it in a way that is actually profitable (i.e. you don't pay for it with lots of downtime when you can't bill anyone) 23:43:58 one thing that might work better in practice is being applied as a high-ranking professor in a university or even two and at the same time working in a research institute that isn't part of the university. It's hard to get more than 24 hours a day that way, but a nominal 16 hours a way is definitely possible, and 20 might perhaps be possible. 23:44:42 why would it be hard to do in a profitable way? 23:44:44 I know a professor who works in two universities and one research institute, but it's hard to tell which one of those jobs is half time and which is full time. 23:44:53 2 hours pays for more than a day 23:45:43 alercah: dunno. maybe it isn't, I'm not a lawyer and don't know much about how lawyers work. I have a difficulty switching between projects when I have more than two simultanous projects in my job, and even switching between two rapidly. 23:46:02 Other people have trouble too swapping that way, although the amount of trouble differs a lot. 23:46:38 (two projects and switching only a few times a week is somewhat managable for me usually.) 23:46:54 (depends on the actual tasks of course) 23:49:17 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 23:49:24 I think such double work is possible for doctors two, when they work for a public hospital and private institute or private patients at the same times, sometimes even in a questionably legal way (when they handle private patients in the public hospital, within the public hospital job's work hours or using some cheaper resources of the hospital). 23:50:11 anyway, good night now 23:50:17 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 23:50:50 alercah: Lawyers usually bill in 6 minute increments, I believe. 23:53:21 idk