< 1536365662 913507 :S_Gautam!uid286066@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-czkgwhdqidmziiyd QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1536366216 664157 :Essadon!~Essadon@81-225-32-185-no249.tbcn.telia.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1536366243 294392 :Essadon!~Essadon@81-225-32-185-no249.tbcn.telia.com QUIT :Client Quit < 1536368164 945457 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1536370475 530067 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536370729 31593 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, I figured this was a better place to share < 1536370758 295661 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote a really fast FRACTRAN interpreter, which for some programs is like, super duper fast < 1536370790 703643 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made a bet with my friend that at least one person would give a shit about fractran < 1536370807 375919 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so at this point I would even take a "thank you pimlu, very cool!" < 1536370816 427187 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway it's here https://pimlu.github.io/fractran/ < 1536370823 671320 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it changes the big O time complexity of your programs < 1536370960 758116 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it can sometimes speed programs up by an exponential factor < 1536371582 64884 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is blank < 1536371951 888737 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the page? what browser are you using? < 1536372098 847122 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The HTML code is also blank except and <meta> < 1536372133 146605 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am using Firefox 39.0 < 1536372145 809102 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have JS enabled? otherwise it would be blank < 1536372214 802448 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe I should put some kind of noscript thing in there < 1536372230 194554 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shouldn't a webpage be written in HTML? < 1536372239 117002 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(rather than JavaScript) < 1536372275 15852 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, however since the interpreter runs in your browser, which needs JS, I just made the whole thing depend on it < 1536372300 921562 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want to run it on desktop you can run the haskell natively, it's just kind of annoying and an obscure language < 1536372339 334583 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, OK. Although you might want to only view the source code repository (hopefully there is one, if it is Github?) rather than to execute it < 1536372356 22493 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup, https://github.com/pimlu/fractran < 1536372361 912672 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK I will look < 1536372387 301905 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can read the code yourself, or take a look at the benchmarks at the end of the paper I attached in there < 1536372416 850800 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do have ghc in my computer < 1536372429 646470 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh sweet haha < 1536372504 477508 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was using haste to build it for the browser, which usually allows a lot more people to see your code < 1536372523 746890 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :since people trust the browser sandbox and find urls and easy way to run code < 1536372531 974958 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :surprised it went the other way around this time < 1536372552 417085 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :This time I have no intention to run the code, only to view it, anyways < 1536372562 352463 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah I see < 1536372580 118672 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the important bits are in Fractran.hs < 1536372592 141781 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I thought so < 1536372614 706831 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mainly `leap` and `cycles` < 1536373009 399772 :S_Gautam!uid286066@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ilpigajfyiutxsbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1536373256 712449 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is good. < 1536373265 488180 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I read the explanation too) < 1536373626 654282 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, the theory is solid, though the code needs cleanup < 1536373634 428867 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote it all before my capstone deadline a while ago < 1536373642 956935 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1536373680 105113 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks! < 1536373889 8213 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember I once wrote a golfed Fractran implementation with JavaScript (it is only a function and has no user interface), but cannot find it right now. < 1536374026 707758 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's cool. neat how simple turing complete architectures can be < 1536374608 219723 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did find this polyglot program I wrote though: select(typeof('\'')x){}/*'))where/*/main(){puts("Hello, World!");}//*/0;select'Hello, World!'; I also found a implementation of Unnecessary that I wrote: require("fs").stat(process.argv[2],x=>x._) < 1536374937 305465 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ppp-103-253.dynamic.bellmts.net JOIN :#esoteric > 1536374980 642807 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Talk:Unnecessary14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=57536&oldid=53561 5* 03Zzo38 5* (+96) 10 < 1536375008 72664 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I found my Fractran implementation in JavaScript: (n,p,f=_=>p.some(([x,y])=>n*x%y?0:n=n*x/y)?f():n)=>f() < 1536375035 311012 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like this? < 1536375433 527838 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it only work for numbers up to 2^52? < 1536375446 933869 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloerjan, hob_jonas, etc. < 1536375601 326991 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is that problem yes, but later with new version of JavaScript with bigint, it can presumably work for numbers of any size. < 1536376141 918503 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's awesome < 1536376651 320766 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1536377561 105355 :oerjan!oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1536378119 492266 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536380139 945088 :oerjan!oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1536380343 495952 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1536381707 426393 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I made scatter plotting in SQL < 1536382163 469393 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536382407 413388 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1536383460 16058 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536383843 841499 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18b98dd9.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1536384003 398144 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18b98dd9.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 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1536399734 941998 :tromp!~tromp@ip-217-103-3-94.ip.prioritytelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1536399896 213235 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Quit: quit < 1536400044 865365 :tromp!~tromp@ip-217-103-3-94.ip.prioritytelecom.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1536400120 919522 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1536400223 493815 :tromp!~tromp@ip-217-103-3-94.ip.prioritytelecom.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1536404486 477761 :SopaXorzTaker!~SopaXorzT@unaffiliated/sopaxorztaker JOIN :#esoteric < 1536407007 492845 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-82l26zdn9kx2rnn81vw.18120a2.ip6.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1536407411 683237 :Essadon!~Essadon@81-225-32-185-no249.tbcn.telia.com JOIN :#esoteric > 1536407798 738338 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Fractran14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=57537&oldid=41551 5* 03B jonas 5* (+98) 10+Fast fractran interpreter by pimlu < 1536408083 491633 :wob_jonas!b03f1848@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.72 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536408143 544181 :wob_jonas!b03f1848@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ehlist http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/2666629/getting-hyper/ < 1536408144 357184 :HackEso!~h@techne.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/srv/hackeso-code/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ehlist: not found < 1536408205 944281 :wob_jonas!b03f1848@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pimlu: ah, as I was reading your lines, I was thinking ... there's no way I can tell if that fractran interpreter even works, let alone if it's really fast. we'll need someone who is crazy enough to have actually written nontrivial programs in fractran. maybe zzo38 has. but then I read the log further and indeed, zzo38 popped up on cue. < 1536408562 504917 :wob_jonas!b03f1848@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: try looking at the article https://github.com/pimlu/fractran/raw/master/termpd.pdf too, not only the source code > 1536408569 623945 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07Fractran14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=57538&oldid=57537 5* 03B jonas 5* (+180) 10source code link for pimlu's interpreter > 1536409207 180552 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07User:YamTokWae/Sandbox14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=57539&oldid=57535 5* 03YamTokWae 5* (+1147) 10 < 1536409413 990967 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:fb8b:fb15:c1d3:a33a JOIN :#esoteric < 1536409414 127214 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:fb8b:fb15:c1d3:a33a QUIT :Changing host < 1536409414 127269 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric > 1536409465 793056 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14[[07User:YamTokWae/Sandbox14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=57540&oldid=57539 5* 03YamTokWae 5* (+310) 10/* Programming Language using toki pona? */ < 1536411111 296085 :wob_jonas!b03f1848@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.24.72 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1536414412 449517 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1536414681 960635 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:fb8b:fb15:c1d3:a33a JOIN :#esoteric < 1536414682 95327 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:fb8b:fb15:c1d3:a33a QUIT :Changing host < 1536414682 95401 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1536415061 3510 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1536415100 927212 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:fb8b:fb15:c1d3:a33a JOIN :#esoteric < 1536415101 22927 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@2a02:c7d:485a:3300:fb8b:fb15:c1d3:a33a QUIT :Changing host < 1536415101 22974 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1536415112 232676 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1536415264 111439 :arseniiv_!~arseniiv@89.189.142.190.dynamic.ufanet.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1536415410 619217 :arseniiv_!~arseniiv@89.189.142.190.dynamic.ufanet.ru PART :#esoteric < 1536415420 539393 :arseniiv!~arseniiv@89.189.142.190.dynamic.ufanet.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1536416681 335547 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1536416941 924550 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ouaejgjsauxmhiyx JOIN :#esoteric < 1536420397 493017 :spiegelau!~spiegelau@82.144.205.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536422965 574690 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1536425061 473169 :spiegelau!~spiegelau@82.144.205.57 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1536425697 760214 :dfgb34!~ffdf@185.210.216.223 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536426340 861608 :dfgb34!~ffdf@185.210.216.223 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1536429424 490333 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536432813 491490 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1536433842 922298 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A46C74.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1536435473 616398 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536436767 490105 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536436861 133321 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another crazy thing I learned about English today: a "stirrup jar" has nothing to do with a "stirrup". I got suspicious and looked up the meaning after the second document that talked about a "stirrup jar" as an archaeological find dated to bronze age civilizations. < 1536437162 700955 :SopaXorzTaker!~SopaXorzT@unaffiliated/sopaxorztaker QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1536437872 863242 :sftp!~sftp@unaffiliated/sftp QUIT :Excess Flood < 1536437893 434466 :sftp!~sftp@unaffiliated/sftp JOIN :#esoteric < 1536437907 651731 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I made enough SQLite extension that you can make this picture http://zzo38computer.org/img_1C/sinewave.png from the following SQL code: with x(x) as (select gr_plot(':width=160:height=150:pad=8:axis=00aa00:line=00ff00',value,sin(value*pi()),null) from range(-1,1,.05)) select pipe(x,'ffpng > sinewave.png') from x; < 1536437965 831545 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like this? < 1536438032 963762 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: great. that would probably take me over twenty minutes to reproduce with gnuplot, most of that spent in reading the manual for how to make the frame a dotted line, then giving up and removing the frame and addin a dotted rectangle object instead. < 1536438038 321001 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1536438055 520790 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why's it all green on white by the way? that's not a good color. < 1536438062 931070 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1536438089 800122 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that is correct, it isn't; with a black background it look better. Without a option ':bg=000000' it will be a transparent background. < 1536438110 424750 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh... it's supposed to be transparent? let me check < 1536438128 348963 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Sorry I didn't fix it, since with my testing I did not see the error until I checked in the web browser. Still, even in the web browser you can use a data: URI in the location bar to force it to use your own background colour.) < 1536438157 657202 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed it's transparent. Sorry. < 1536438213 843137 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes it better. I'm not sure if I could make the gnuplot pngcairo engine use a transparent background. I'd guess no, but then I don't _want_ a plot on a transparent background either. < 1536438264 805221 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1536438267 447441 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yes, that green on black would make sense. < 1536438354 7352 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "xwindows" extension ignores the alpha channel, so it appears black if you write: insert into xwindows(picture) select gr_plot(...) < 1536438429 234610 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: and adding a black background is easy in various ways, I just didn't realize it was a transparent image. < 1536440303 410199 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1536440767 825378 :Mayoi!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1536440894 989480 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536441274 811025 :arseniiv!~arseniiv@89.189.142.190.dynamic.ufanet.ru QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1536441393 575275 :Mayoi!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin QUIT :Quit: Ouch! Got SIGIRL, dying... < 1536441404 958865 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-47-161.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Functions should be added for other kind of plot too, and for axis labels, which currently doesn't have (except for a GR_PIE function which makes a simple pie chart without options or labels or anything like that) < 1536441411 496148 :Mayoi!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1536441598 571853 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fuck. < 1536441624 135470 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I *will* be buying a new set of glasses this year after all. I was hoping I would be able to skip this year. < 1536441641 805344 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just dropped my glasses and broke the lens. < 1536441649 272895 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ set of/ pair of/ < 1536442268 967767 :Essadon!~Essadon@81-225-32-185-no249.tbcn.telia.com QUIT :Quit: Qutting < 1536442271 13537 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Double fuck. < 1536442280 934870 :Mayoi!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin NICK :erkin < 1536442331 666577 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a hiss when I put all my weight on my exercise ball. It must have gotten a hole from a splinter of the broken glass lens. < 1536442476 384142 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :On the plus side, now I know what to tell my mother who keeps asking me what she could give me as a birthday present. I'd like a new exercise ball. < 1536442711 511240 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I found the hole. < 1536442823 714234 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let me google if holes on exercise balls can be repaired with bicycle inner tire repair kits. < 1536443016 104855 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.exerciseball-gymball.com/exercise-ball-patch/ says "You can use a repair kit for inflatable boats. The patches are robust and durable. Bicycle patch also works, but is not quite as strong." < 1536443531 690997 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The air actually comes out even with no weight on the ball until the pressure drops such a low equilibrium that the ball is already a bit too deflated to comfortably sit on it. < 1536443595 398358 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let me tyr to measure what that equilibrium is. < 1536443682 558639 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's about this much (points at the ball). < 1536443697 506400 :imode!~imode@unaffiliated/imode JOIN :#esoteric < 1536443740 402291 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let me see how long a dumb patch with a strip of PVC insulation tape would last if I sit on the ball. < 1536443773 209596 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :At that pressure that is equilibrium for no weight on the ball that is. < 1536445340 976154 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1536446291 31671 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A46C74.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1536447074 510276 :pimlu!~pimlu@67.183.108.175 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536447173 933186 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. Insulation tape is still there, but the ball still leaks air quickly as I'm sitting on it. < 1536448684 947728 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18b98dd9.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1536450916 458514 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18b98dd9.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1536451039 375352 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1536451080 670322 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages? < 1536451080 807257 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, no messages today. < 1536451090 484151 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18b98dd9.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1536451098 389981 :wob_jonas!b03f190b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.25.11 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey ais523! < 1536451122 724332 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1536451173 207479 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, the stalker server isn't connected, so maybe I'm not connected to IRC either < 1536451178 408027 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18b98dd9.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1536451193 148642 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, apparently my comments appear on the logs if I refresh the page < 1536451194 603666 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I must be