2007-01-23 - freenode:#esoteric

00:30:15 <SimonRC> "The world is full of bad books written by amateurs. But why settle for the merely regrettable? Atlanta Nights is a bad book written by experts."

00:30:29 <LeaLeaLea> ..Hmm.

00:30:33 <SimonRC> It was written as a sting by some writers against a publisher

00:30:37 <CakeProphet> sounds like scholarly nerd humor

00:30:43 * CakeProphet prompt gets it.

00:31:03 <LeaLeaLea> CakeProphet?

00:31:08 <CakeProphet> ?

00:31:10 <LeaLeaLea> CakeProphet??

00:31:11 <CakeProphet> yah?

00:31:13 <CakeProphet> yah?

00:31:13 * LeaLeaLea refuses to tell.

00:31:17 <oerjan> Error: No parse

00:31:29 <CakeProphet> LOLCODERHUMOR

00:32:02 <CakeProphet> ...if I had linux working I could probably compile erm... egobot.

00:33:27 <LeaLeaLea> If I had linux I would hit you in the face.

00:33:59 <CakeProphet> LeaLeaLea, linux can send people through my monitor?

00:34:07 <CakeProphet> and here I thought the whole linux thing was just hype.

00:34:53 <LeaLeaLea> Linux has infinite capabilites, MANY MORE than Windows! I heard, with Redhat you can stab wily opponants in the heart with a poisonous barb with the click of a button.

00:35:12 <CakeProphet> lol redhat is lame

00:35:24 <LeaLeaLea> lol cakeprophet fuckoff

00:35:30 <LeaLeaLea> ...

00:35:35 <LeaLeaLea> ..CakeProphet

00:35:35 <CakeProphet> WINDOWS USER ARGH

00:35:44 <CakeProphet> and also... MY TEXT EDITOR IS SUPERIOR TO YOURS

00:35:47 <LeaLeaLea> YOU FUCKING WISH

00:35:48 <CakeProphet> AND C IS SUPERIOR TO JAVA

00:35:53 <LeaLeaLea> ..Well, yes.

00:36:06 <bsmntbombdood> obviously

00:36:12 <CakeProphet> lol yah, but c is for homosexual people.

00:36:22 <LeaLeaLea> HENCE WHY YOU SING IT'S PRAISES.

00:36:28 <LeaLeaLea> So.

00:36:30 <CakeProphet> OMFG YOU GOT ME

00:36:30 <LeaLeaLea> I enjoy juice.

00:36:36 <CakeProphet> hmm...

00:36:37 <LeaLeaLea> OMFG LIEK I NO M8

00:36:38 <CakeProphet> too much juice though

00:36:40 <LeaLeaLea> Want some juice?

00:36:41 <CakeProphet> is bad

00:36:43 <LeaLeaLea> I can give you some.

00:36:54 <CakeProphet> too much juice makes your tongue sore

00:37:06 <LeaLeaLea> If I had linux I could send you juice from across the internets.

00:37:18 <CakeProphet> yeah but you don't lol

00:37:28 <LeaLeaLea> OH HO.

00:37:31 <LeaLeaLea> Also.

00:37:31 <GregorR> Am I the only person who would love to find a working development environment for Windows 1.0? :P

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00:37:35 <LeaLeaLea> Stop using my chatspeak thing.

00:37:53 <CakeProphet> hI Gregor. :D

00:38:09 <CakeProphet> what chatspeak thing? ? D ?D? LD ?LO LOLNOOB

00:38:19 <GregorR> 'lo

00:38:23 <CakeProphet> so..

00:38:27 <LeaLeaLea> Hello Signore GregoR with the inexplicable yet oddly alluring capital R.

00:38:28 <CakeProphet> you should...

00:38:30 <CakeProphet> like

00:38:36 <CakeProphet> fix egobot

00:38:41 <CakeProphet> >.>

00:38:45 <LeaLeaLea> You can't make him.

00:38:50 <CakeProphet> can too

00:38:52 <LeaLeaLea> Can't.

00:38:57 <CakeProphet> I'll give him smurf porn in exchange

00:39:03 <LeaLeaLea> ..Hm.

00:39:05 <CakeProphet> call it a fair bargain if you will..

00:39:06 <LeaLeaLea> Thwarted.

00:39:38 <CakeProphet> smurf porn would be like bukkake

00:39:51 <CakeProphet> because there's only one, synthetically created smurf woman.

00:40:30 <GreaseMonkey> back

00:40:40 <CakeProphet> lol i bet you wear eyeliner like a noob lea

00:40:46 <LeaLeaLea> Yep.

00:40:47 <LeaLeaLea> Also

00:40:53 <CakeProphet> haha

00:40:58 <CakeProphet> you shouldn't

00:41:11 <LeaLeaLea> I never did send you my Smurf Village analysis story.

00:41:14 <LeaLeaLea> Like I said I would.

00:41:19 <LeaLeaLea> ..Or the poem that followed..

00:41:22 <CakeProphet> you never said you would

00:41:28 <CakeProphet> I've never even heard of it.

00:41:38 <LeaLeaLea> Oh ho ho.

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00:41:43 <LeaLeaLea> I KEEP LOGS, KURT.

00:41:51 <LeaLeaLea> ... So

00:41:53 <LeaLeaLea> This has become..

00:41:59 <LeaLeaLea> Strangely uninteresting..

00:42:06 <LeaLeaLea> Though at least egobot is apparantly here

00:42:09 <bsmntbombdood> tits or gtfo

00:42:12 <GregorR> Must ... find ... Windows 1.0 development libraries ...

00:42:16 <LeaLeaLea> :o

00:42:22 <GreaseMonkey> wtf egypts

00:42:47 <CakeProphet> !help

00:42:49 <EgoBot> help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon

00:42:49 <CakeProphet> yah

00:42:51 <EgoBot> 1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl

00:42:53 <CakeProphet> LeaLeaLea, ...I never saw it

00:43:00 <LeaLeaLea> ..Yeah. I said that.

00:43:26 * LeaLeaLea engages in forcula battle with CakeProphet.

00:43:31 <CakeProphet> !glass {M[m(_o)O! "Nope"(_o)o.?]}

00:43:35 <EgoBot> Nope

00:43:37 <CakeProphet> THWARTED

00:43:48 <LeaLeaLea> ..Hmmm.

00:45:51 <CakeProphet> That was the ENTIRE reason I wanted egobot up

00:45:54 <CakeProphet> just so I could do that.

00:45:57 * CakeProphet is content now.

00:47:24 <CakeProphet> !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_noob)<40>=/(_noob) "Nope "(_o)o.?(_noob)<1>(_a)s.?\]}

00:47:27 <EgoBot> Nope

00:47:33 <CakeProphet> ...

00:47:38 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0".os kniht t'nod I">:#,_@

00:47:41 <EgoBot> I don't think so.

00:48:16 <GreaseMonkey> i love befunge :D

00:48:54 <CakeProphet> !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_noob)<10>=/(_noob) "Nope "(_o)o.?(_noob)<1>(_a)s.?\]}

00:48:57 <EgoBot> Nope

00:49:02 <CakeProphet> hmmm...

00:49:24 <oerjan> !unlambda ```````````````.C.a.n. .I. .j.o.i.n. .i.n.?ri

00:49:27 <EgoBot> Can I join in?

00:49:54 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"daeha oG">:#,_@

00:49:59 <EgoBot> Go ahead

00:51:41 <CakeProphet> !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_s)S!(_noob)<10>=(_hehe)"Nope "=/(_noob) (_hehe)(_hehe)"Nope "(_s)a.?=(_noob)<1>(_a)s.?\(_hehe)(_o)o.?]}

00:51:42 <CakeProphet> ahoy

00:52:22 <oerjan> !unlambda `r`..`.u`.o`.y`. `.k`.n`.a`.h`.Ti

00:52:25 <EgoBot> Thank you.

00:53:33 <CakeProphet> !glass {M[m(_o)O!((_a)A!(_s)S!(_noob)<10>=(_hehe)"Nope "=/(_noob) (_hehe)(_hehe)*"Nope "(_s)a.?=(_noob)(_noob)*<1>(_a)s.?=\(_hehe)(_o)o.?]}

00:53:39 <CakeProphet> htm..

00:54:01 <CakeProphet> LeaLeaLea hates us.

00:54:03 <CakeProphet> you can tell

00:54:09 <LeaLeaLea> Wtf do you want..

00:54:10 <oerjan> You've got a (( in there.

00:54:11 <CakeProphet> by the look in her eyes...

00:54:11 <LeaLeaLea> Oh.

00:54:16 <LeaLeaLea> I hate the random pinging.

00:54:17 <CakeProphet> see?

00:54:20 <CakeProphet> yeah.

00:54:21 <LeaLeaLea> ..That isn't random at all..

00:54:22 <CakeProphet> well

00:54:24 <CakeProphet> LeaLeaLea

00:54:26 <LeaLeaLea> SHUT UP

00:54:29 <CakeProphet> NOPE

00:54:31 <LeaLeaLea> CakeProphet:

00:54:33 <LeaLeaLea> .. FUCK

00:54:38 <CakeProphet> I turned off the orange blinking thing

00:54:43 <LeaLeaLea> Oh.

00:54:47 <LeaLeaLea> THWARTED

00:54:49 <CakeProphet> forgot how though...

00:54:53 <LeaLeaLea> CakeProphet

00:55:06 <LeaLeaLea> CakeProphet?

00:55:08 <CakeProphet> ?

00:55:09 * LeaLeaLea refuses to tell.

00:55:10 <CakeProphet> yah?

00:55:35 * CakeProphet should learn befunge.

00:55:59 <CakeProphet> SO WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING?

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00:57:01 <LeaLeaLea> ..Oh

00:57:03 <LeaLeaLea> I was ignoring you.

00:57:17 <CakeProphet> ...

00:57:28 <CakeProphet> I was just busy PLANNING LEA'S DEMISE

00:57:36 <CakeProphet> !help

00:57:36 <LeaLeaLea> .. :)

00:57:39 <EgoBot> help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon

00:57:41 <EgoBot> 1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl

00:57:42 <LeaLeaLea> STOP TYPING THAT

00:57:48 <LeaLeaLea> I wish Egobot would die.

00:57:50 <CakeProphet> I FORGOT THE BEFUNGE COMMAND

00:57:52 <CakeProphet> FUCK YOU

00:57:56 <LeaLeaLea> ..... :)

00:58:46 <LeaLeaLea> I should go inhale the noxious and poisonous fumes of a small white cylinder laden with nicotine.

00:58:48 <LeaLeaLea> ... Afk

00:59:01 <CakeProphet> omfg smoker

00:59:08 <CakeProphet> stop smoking dirty smoker

00:59:13 * CakeProphet throws cans.

01:01:55 <bsmntbombdood> holy crap

01:01:55 <CakeProphet> !funge93 "If I were a mushroom..."#@,

01:01:58 <CakeProphet> no

01:02:04 <CakeProphet> !funge93 "If I were a mushroom..."#@,<

01:02:06 <bsmntbombdood> Some guy's name is "Haskell Curry"

01:02:07 <EgoBot> ..

01:02:07 <CakeProphet> !ps

01:02:10 <bsmntbombdood> How fucking awesome is that

01:02:11 <EgoBot> 1 CakeProphet: ps

01:03:50 <CakeProphet> !funge93 0"If I were a mushroom..."#@,<

01:03:53 <EgoBot> ..

01:03:54 <CakeProphet> ...

01:04:21 <CakeProphet> !funge93 0"If I were a mushroom..."#@,# <

01:04:23 <EgoBot> .

01:04:26 <CakeProphet> .

01:04:35 <CakeProphet> IT TAUNTS ME

01:04:38 * CakeProphet faisl at befunge.

01:04:42 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 "If I were a mushroom...">:#,_@

01:04:44 * CakeProphet reads the specification again.

01:04:45 <EgoBot> ...moorhsum a erew I fI

01:04:50 <CakeProphet> ...

01:04:54 <GreaseMonkey> flip it around...

01:04:59 <CakeProphet> why did you need to tell it to go the direction it was alread going?

01:05:12 <oerjan> Haskell Brooks Curry, to be precise.

01:05:12 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 "...moorhsum a erew I fI">:#,_@

01:05:15 <EgoBot> If I were a mushroom...

01:05:25 <GreaseMonkey> cos the _ bounces it back

01:06:14 <bsmntbombdood> oerjan: He must have done a lot to get two different things named after him

01:06:30 <GreaseMonkey> _ in C: if(pop_from_stack()==0){go_right();}else{go_left();}

01:06:31 <oerjan> Just two?

01:06:47 <bsmntbombdood> ...

01:06:57 <CakeProphet> !funge93 "rekoms ytrid a si ea",@

01:06:59 <EgoBot> a

01:07:04 <bsmntbombdood> What else, then?

01:07:06 <oerjan> They first wanted to call the Haskell language Curry but then thought of all the bad jokes

01:07:07 <CakeProphet> oooh

01:07:17 <CakeProphet> the stack is character by character

01:07:18 <CakeProphet> gotcha

01:07:37 <oerjan> But later someone made the Curry language too

01:07:40 <GreaseMonkey> indian characters?

01:08:01 <CakeProphet> !funge93 "rekoms ytrid a si eaL">#,_@

01:08:02 <oerjan> and there is of course currying, which should have been schonfinkeling :)

01:08:04 <bsmntbombdood> I thought of Curry as in function currying

01:08:05 <EgoBot> a

01:08:10 <CakeProphet> FUCK YOU EGOBOT

01:08:22 <oerjan> Curry, anyhow, invented combinatory logic

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01:08:33 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 "rekoms ytrid a si eaL">:#,_@

01:08:35 <EgoBot> Lae is a dirty smoker

01:08:38 <GreaseMonkey> the : is a duplicator

01:08:49 <CakeProphet> but why do you need to duplicate?

01:08:50 <GreaseMonkey> sweet, i bags we make that a daemon

01:09:05 <GreaseMonkey> cos the _ function takes the top value off

01:09:16 <CakeProphet> aha

01:09:33 <CakeProphet> !funge93 22+.@

01:09:35 <EgoBot> 4

01:09:39 <CakeProphet> I have mastered befunge!!!

01:09:42 <CakeProphet> by... adding 2 and 2

01:10:49 <CakeProphet> hrm... is it possible to do multiline befunge programs with egobot?

01:10:52 <LeaLeaLea> Mmmm.

01:11:12 <oerjan> if you use a URL.

01:11:21 <CakeProphet> to a...?

01:11:31 <oerjan> to a befunge program

01:11:46 * CakeProphet heckles Lea some more about smoking in an overtly satirical manner.

01:11:52 <CakeProphet> I think we should harass fat people some more.

01:12:09 <CakeProphet> ...like we do smokers.

01:12:14 <oerjan> be careful with that, they might sit on you.

01:12:35 * CakeProphet is a very small... person.

01:12:38 * oerjan already weighs more than he is comfortable with.

01:12:41 <CakeProphet> I would be ded

01:13:29 * LeaLeaLea flicks ash at CakeProphet.

01:13:55 <CakeProphet> oh noes

01:13:58 <LeaLeaLea> ONOES

01:13:59 * oerjan wonders if Marie Antoinette is a saint in the CakeProphet religion

01:14:03 <LeaLeaLea> ..Hm.

01:14:11 <CakeProphet> I forgot who that was...

01:14:13 <LeaLeaLea> A fair and just inquiry.

01:14:20 <oerjan> "Let them eat cake"

01:14:36 <oerjan> (Except she never really said that)

01:14:39 <CakeProphet> !funge93 "gmo",,,@

01:14:43 <EgoBot> omg

01:14:52 <LeaLeaLea> Boy did she ever pay for it, though.

01:14:58 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"rekoms ytrid a si eaL">:#,_@

01:15:01 <EgoBot> Lae is a dirty smoker

01:15:10 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"rekoms ytrid a si aeL">:#,_@

01:15:11 <LeaLeaLea> EgoBot cannot spell Lea, and thus renders her immune.

01:15:13 <EgoBot> Lea is a dirty smoker

01:15:16 <LeaLeaLea> OH HO

01:15:18 <CakeProphet> I am unable to spell backwards...

01:15:33 <oerjan> b a c k w a r d s. there.

01:15:34 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"ufts ro stob ot ecin eb">:#,_@

01:15:37 <EgoBot> be nice to bots or stfu

01:15:43 <LeaLeaLea> NOPE.

01:15:55 <CakeProphet> ...

01:16:09 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"rekoms ytrid uoy ufts">:#,_@

01:16:11 <EgoBot> stfu you dirty smoker

01:16:14 <LeaLeaLea> .. oh my.

01:16:42 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 01"yldab shguoc NOITCA"1>:#,_@

01:16:45 * EgoBot coughs badly

01:18:22 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 01"VERSION"1>:#,_@

01:18:35 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 01"NOISREV"1>:#,_@

01:18:36 <oerjan> :D

01:18:48 <GreaseMonkey> i wonder what that'd do...

01:19:34 <GreaseMonkey> i bags that we use mIRC / irssi / whatever scripts so when we get versioned we automatically /msg !funge93 01"NOISREV"1>:#,_@ to egobot

01:20:18 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo"#,_?@

01:20:23 <EgoBot> o

01:20:28 <CakeProphet> FUCK

01:20:29 <CakeProphet> YOU

01:20:56 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo",?@

01:20:59 <EgoBot> ooooo

01:21:02 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo",?@

01:21:05 <EgoBot> ooo

01:21:08 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo",?@

01:21:11 <EgoBot> o

01:21:17 <bsmntbombdood> Ok, new channel: ##functional

01:21:38 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo",?#@?#

01:21:41 <EgoBot> o

01:22:17 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo",?#,_@

01:22:30 * CakeProphet ...waits

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01:22:58 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"whooo"?#,_@

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01:23:06 <CakeProphet> !ps

01:23:07 <EgoBot> 1 CakeProphet: ps

01:23:09 <CakeProphet> yay

01:23:09 <EgoBot> 2 CakeProphet: funge93

01:23:15 <EgoBot> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

01:23:24 <CakeProphet> !ps

01:23:27 <EgoBot> 1 CakeProphet: ps

01:23:38 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see?"?#,_@

01:23:49 <EgoBot> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

01:24:25 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see?"?:#,_@

01:24:32 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"righty">#,:# _#:<

01:24:44 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0"righty">#,:# ?#:<

01:24:54 <oerjan> !ps

01:24:55 <EgoBot> 1 oerjan: ps

01:24:58 <EgoBot> 2 GreaseMonkey: funge93

01:24:59 <EgoBot> 3 GreaseMonkey: funge93

01:25:40 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see?"?>:#,_@

01:25:41 <EgoBot> ?ees uoy oDDo you see??ees uoy oDDo you see??ees uoy oDDo you see??ees uoy oD

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01:25:51 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@

01:25:53 <EgoBot> ?ees uoy oD

01:25:55 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@

01:25:57 <EgoBot> ?ees uoy oD

01:25:59 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@

01:26:01 <EgoBot> ?ees uoy oD

01:26:05 <CakeProphet> ...

01:26:07 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@

01:26:07 <EgoBot> y

01:26:09 <EgoBot> ?ees uoy oDDo you see? ?ees uoy oD

01:26:11 <EgoBot> y

01:26:19 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"Do you see? "?>:#,_@

01:26:21 <EgoBot> ?ees uoy oDDo you see? ?ees uoy oD

01:26:22 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 :0g:84*-!#@_801p0>_#":2%86*+\2/01g1-:01p0\#"_$$,,,,,,,,1+

01:26:25 <EgoBot> 001110100011000001100111001110100011100000110100001010100010110100100001001000110100000001011111001110000011000000110001011100000011000000111110010111110010001100100010001110100011001000100101001110000011011000101010001010110101110000110010001011110011000000110001011001110011000100101101001110100011000000110001011100000011000001011100001000110010001001011111001001000010010000101

01:26:56 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"001010101010101010101010111011011000101011101010010101011010100101 "?>:#,_@

01:26:59 <EgoBot> 101001010110101010010101110101000110110111010101010101010101010100001010101010101010101010111011011000101011101010010101011010100101 101001010110101010010101110101000110110111010101010101010101010100

01:27:21 <oerjan> !ps

01:27:23 <EgoBot> 1 oerjan: ps

01:27:24 <pikhq> !funge93 >"!dlorw ,olleH"?>:#,_@

01:27:27 <EgoBot> Hello, wrold!

01:27:32 <pikhq> XD

01:27:38 <pikhq> !funge93 >"!dlrow ,olleH"?>:#,_@

01:27:41 <EgoBot> Hello, world!!dlrow ,olleHHello, world!!dlrow ,olleHHello, world!!dlrow ,olleHHello, world!

01:27:48 <pikhq> . . .

01:28:22 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"001010"?"10101"?"010101010"?"10"#?"10111011011000101011"?#"101010010101"?"01"?"1010100101"?>:#,_@

01:28:25 <EgoBot> 0101010100

01:28:29 <GreaseMonkey> >"olleH"?:#,_@

01:28:58 <GreaseMonkey> 0>"olleH"?:#,_@

01:29:01 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"001010"?"10101"?"010101010"?"10"#?"10111011011000101011"?#"101010010101"?"01"?"1010100101"?>:#,_@

01:29:03 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 0>"olleH"?:#,_@

01:29:03 <EgoBot> 0101010100001010

01:29:27 <EgoBot> HeHHHHelHeHeHHellHeHeHHHeHelloolleHlHeHeHeHHHeHeHellHHHHeHHeHeHeHHeHeHeHHHeHeHHHelHelloHHHHHellHeHellHelHelloolHHHelHHelHelHeHHHeHHHHeHHeHeHellHellooHHeHeHHHHeHeHHellHeHelloollHelHeHelloollHHellHellooHHHeHeHeHelHHHHHHeHeHHelHelHelHHHHHHHeHelHeHellHHeHHeHHelHeHHeHHHeHelloHeHeHHHelHelHHHHeHHellHHHHHHeHeHHHHHellHeHelHHHellooHeHHHeHelHeHeHHeHeHHHellHHHHellHellHHHeHHHHeHHHelHHHHelHHH

01:30:04 <CakeProphet> !funge93 >"00 1 010"?"10 10"#?" 1"?" 010 1 0 1 010" ?"10 "#?" 10 1 1 1 0110 11 00 01 01011"?#"101010010101"?"01"?"1010100101"?>:#,_@

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01:30:31 * CakeProphet likes conditionally skipping string mode on number strings.

01:32:07 <CakeProphet> anyone want to make a huge esolang.

01:32:30 <CakeProphet> with literally hundreds of operators and syntax forms?

01:33:03 <CakeProphet> simple is fun and awesomely beautiful.... but sometimes I like to play around with languages like homespring. :?D

01:35:58 * CakeProphet calls upon the aid of the Adjudicated Blind Collaborative Design Esolang Factory to perform this task.

01:38:21 <GreaseMonkey> sure

01:38:25 <pikhq> Dear God. . .

01:38:37 <GreaseMonkey> i reckon that brainfuck needs more instructions to be practical

01:38:39 <pikhq> Make the factory have, say, *rules*.

01:38:59 <GreaseMonkey> #1: People with nonlogic accounts make the rules. ;D

01:39:06 <GreaseMonkey> hehe, jk

01:39:27 <CakeProphet> rules... what?

01:39:32 <pikhq> I like that one.

01:39:40 <CakeProphet> #1: huh?

01:39:44 <CakeProphet> that's the only rule.

01:39:50 <pikhq> Of course, that's because I'm only Leibniz.

01:39:50 <CakeProphet> THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

01:39:51 <GreaseMonkey> LeaLeaLea = Witt

01:39:57 <CakeProphet> who?

01:40:42 <pikhq> Leibniz is the name of the Nonlogic server.

01:40:52 <GreaseMonkey> pikhq: i would suggest that you stick some more stuff on your site

01:41:08 <CakeProphet> Who's witt?

01:41:25 <pikhq> GreaseMonkey: If I had the time, I would.

01:41:32 <pikhq> (I'll probably do that over spring break)

01:41:51 <pikhq> At the moment, all it's got is an outdated spec for BFM.

01:42:00 <pikhq> (the *current* BFM spec is in bfm.tar.bz2)

01:42:33 <GreaseMonkey> oh ok

01:42:54 <GreaseMonkey> yeah, there's a lot of stuff lying around unused in your home dir

01:43:04 <pikhq> Indeed.

01:43:29 <pikhq> I'm lazy, HTML-wise.

01:43:37 <pikhq> As proven if you look at the source to my page. . .

01:43:47 <CakeProphet> good ol' .txt files win.

01:43:54 <GreaseMonkey> meh, looking at my page, i'm just lazy

01:44:05 <pikhq> greasemonkey.nonlogic.org?

01:44:11 <GreaseMonkey> yep

01:44:14 <GreaseMonkey> but it's VALID HTML 4.01!!! WOOT!!!!

01:44:18 <pikhq> Same here.

01:44:25 <GreaseMonkey> HTML 4.01 transitional, i meant

01:44:36 <pikhq> I'm HTML 4.01 strict and CSS 2.

01:44:45 <GreaseMonkey> dam yo

01:45:15 <pikhq> And you really need to get a new Seagate drive.

01:45:20 * pikhq <3 Seagate drives

01:45:38 <GreaseMonkey> hmm, yeah, i'm seeing if we can sort the prob out

01:45:48 <GreaseMonkey> i've asked someone about the samsung

01:45:51 <GreaseMonkey> so what's the gnuchess for?

01:47:17 <pikhq> I was *trying* to compile GNU Chess so I could play chess during my Cisco class.

01:50:13 <GreaseMonkey> oh ok

01:50:17 <GreaseMonkey> nice

01:50:27 <pikhq> Needed to install flex and bison. . .

01:50:31 <pikhq> Which didn't work out.

01:50:43 <pikhq> (GNU Chess, that is)

01:52:39 <GreaseMonkey> bummer - FYB's interpreter is dodgy (under Windows at least)

01:54:13 <CakeProphet> l

01:54:30 <pikhq> Compile using Cygwin?

01:57:55 <SimonRC> #23: If you are a security guard for a vast, powerful corporation, try to get assigned to the Marketing or Personnel departments, rather than R&D.

01:58:00 <SimonRC> http://web.archive.org/web/20050810082607/enphilistor.users4.50megs.com/innocent.htm

01:58:14 <SimonRC> #22 even

01:58:36 <GreaseMonkey> afk food

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02:29:46 <GreaseMonkey> back

02:29:57 <GreaseMonkey> man, they SO should have implemented NetFunge

02:30:59 <lament> who they

02:31:09 <lament> I saw cpressey and his wife today

02:31:23 <GreaseMonkey> cpressey ftw

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02:39:16 <GreaseMonkey> !glass {B[b<99>^]}{P[(c__)oO!t$aA!][n<10>s(ns).?oo.?][poo.?tn.?][b(_m)1=,(_x)<0>

02:39:16 <GreaseMonkey> (_m)*ae.?=(_y)<1>=/(_x)"No more"oo.?(_x)0=(_y)0=\/(_y)(_m)*o(on).?(_y)0=\

02:39:16 <GreaseMonkey> " bottle"oo.?(_x)<1>(_m)*ae.?=/(_x)^(_x)0=\"s"oo.?]}{C[(c__)oO!aA!sS!pP!t

02:39:16 <GreaseMonkey> $][gn*][xn1=,][dnn*<1>as.?=][vn*pb.?" of beer on the wall,\n"pp.?n*pb.?qe

02:39:16 <GreaseMonkey> " of beer,\n"pp.?"Take one down, pass it around\n"pp.?ln*<1>as.?=l*pb.?wu

02:39:16 <GreaseMonkey> " of beer on the wall.\n\n"pp.?pn.?]}{M[moO!cC!bB!bb.?cx.?fcg.?=/fcv.?cd.

02:39:18 <EgoBot> OK

02:39:19 <GreaseMonkey> ?fcg.?=\]}

02:39:20 <GreaseMonkey> oops

02:39:44 <GreaseMonkey> !glass {B[b<99>^]}{P[(c__)oO!t$aA!][n<10>s(ns).?oo.?][poo.?tn.?][b(_m)1=,(_x)<0>(_m)*ae.?=(_y)<1>=/(_x)"No more"oo.?(_x)0=(_y)0=\/(_y)(_m)*o(on).?(_y)0=\" bottle"oo.?(_x)<1>(_m)*ae.?=/(_x)^(_x)0=\"s"oo.?]}{C[(c__)oO!aA!sS!pP!t$][gn*][xn1=,][dnn*<1>as.?=][vn*pb.?" of beer on the wall,\n"pp.?n*pb.?qe" of beer,\n"pp.?"Take one down, pass it around\n"pp.?ln*<1>as.?=l*pb.?wu" of beer on the wall.\n\n"pp.?pn.?]}{M[moO!cC!bB!bb.?cx.

02:39:46 <EgoBot> OK

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03:04:02 <GreaseMonkey> ;> #"87*3+,'>,' ,'#,ff+4+,>:#,_ff+4+,87*3+,'#,'0,'<,@";#0<

03:04:19 <GreaseMonkey> (unefunge-98 quine)

03:04:31 <GreaseMonkey> though i use it for befunge-98

03:04:48 <GreaseMonkey> damn, why are all the cool funges unimplemented?

03:06:03 <CakeProphet> hmm..

03:06:17 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 <@_ #!,#:<"Hello World!"0

03:06:19 <EgoBot> Hello World!

03:06:24 <GreaseMonkey> sweet

03:06:29 <CakeProphet> I'd like to do a 2D grid language that uses gravitational pull to move around data..

03:06:31 <GreaseMonkey> there you go cakeprophet

03:06:37 <GreaseMonkey> nice concept

03:06:45 <CakeProphet> it'd be pretty simple.

03:06:59 <GreaseMonkey> i think RUBE uses gravity

03:07:13 <pgimeno> this funge93 nomenclature suffers from Y2K effect

03:07:25 <CakeProphet> force = G((mass1 * mass2)/DistanceBetweenTwoPoints)

03:07:41 <GreaseMonkey> meh, i prefer terminal velocity of 1

03:07:51 <CakeProphet> where G could be set by a declaration.

03:08:00 <GreaseMonkey> though 1 cell/cycle^2 would be good

03:08:45 <CakeProphet> if you used realistic newtonian models you could create planet-like systems.

03:08:53 <CakeProphet> but... that's far-fetched for a simple language, :P

03:11:13 <CakeProphet> oh!

03:11:30 <CakeProphet> Glass... but with befunge-like commands for weird backwards control flow and stuff.

03:12:20 <GreaseMonkey> uh, glass confuses me

03:12:29 <bsmntbombdood> CONFUZZLE?

03:12:33 <CakeProphet> it's just stack-based with OO

03:12:36 <CakeProphet> like fortran

03:12:54 <GreaseMonkey> never used fortran

03:13:39 <CakeProphet> 2 2 + 5 * 3 4 - *

03:13:59 <pikhq> It's just RPN.

03:14:13 <GreaseMonkey> !funge93 22+5*34-*.@

03:14:17 <EgoBot> -20

03:14:19 <pikhq> Mmm. . . Reverse polish. . .

03:14:34 <GreaseMonkey> yes, i work with RPN

03:14:48 <pikhq> That's all that Glass does, in essence.

03:14:56 <pikhq> Same with Fortran.

03:14:57 <GreaseMonkey> as visible here (funge98, not funge93): ;> #"87*3+,'>,' ,'#,ff+4+,>:#,_ff+4+,87*3+,'#,'0,'<,@";#0<

03:15:10 <pikhq> Except, of course, Fortran is meant to be used on a regular basis.

03:15:13 <GreaseMonkey> 87*3+ and ff+4+

03:15:13 <CakeProphet> put 2 on the stack, put 2 on the stack, compute the sum of the the 1st and 2nd items of the stack, put 5 on the stack, multiply the top two items and place the produce on the stack, place 3 on the stack, place 4 on the stack, subtract the top two items, multiply the top two items.

03:15:15 <CakeProphet> whoo...

03:15:21 <bsmntbombdood> RPN IS DESTINY

03:15:29 <CakeProphet> hmmm...

03:15:38 <bsmntbombdood> See logfuck

03:15:44 <pikhq> (is 'PN 'destiny)

03:15:49 <CakeProphet> befunge isn't technically RPN... it is stack based though.

03:15:56 <GreaseMonkey> yah

03:15:59 <bsmntbombdood> pikhq: that too

03:16:03 <CakeProphet> so it works like it.

03:16:43 * CakeProphet has been using the a functional fungeoid model in a lot of his ideas lately.

03:17:06 <bsmntbombdood> There's fungus among us

03:17:36 <GreaseMonkey> PUSH dword 2; PUSH dword 2; POP eax; POP ebx; ADD ebx,eax; PUSH ebx; PUSH dword 5; (whatever pop eax, pop ebx, ebx*=eax is); PUSH ebx; PUSH dword 3; PUSH dword 4; POP eax; POP ebx; SUB ebx,eax; PUSH ebx

03:18:38 <bsmntbombdood> ?

03:19:10 <CakeProphet> so... g and p in befunge can be used as variables right?

03:19:22 <CakeProphet> I know they can be used like one-shot memory.

03:19:47 <pikhq> GreaseMonkey: Some horrid x86 asm syntax on the mind?

03:24:52 * CakeProphet waves.

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03:27:06 <GreaseMonkey> prollaby

03:27:25 <GreaseMonkey> anyways, i'll /away

03:28:29 <bsmntbombdood> mete un gol?

03:44:41 <lament> goooooooool!

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03:46:07 <bsmntbombdood> The ma exits you

03:46:11 <thematrixeatsyou> my connection totaly fscked up before

03:46:16 <thematrixeatsyou> bugger, i forgot

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03:46:44 <GreaseMonkey> better! :D

03:47:00 <GreaseMonkey> then there's that other nick =D

03:47:10 -!- GreaseMonkey has changed nick to ^_`.

03:47:34 <^_`> it fits this channel: esoteric and up the top because it's esoteric

03:47:50 <^_`> so this channel is lead by esotericism

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04:10:08 <GregorR> Must ... find ... Windows SDK for Windows 1.0 ...

04:10:42 * bsmntbombdood burps

04:10:49 <pikhq> What's wrong with you, and where can I become wrong in the same way?

04:11:19 <GregorR> www.vetusware.com

04:11:28 * bsmntbombdood geegles

04:11:53 * pikhq has a stupid project idea. . .

04:11:59 <pikhq> Reimplement the Windows 1.0 API!

04:12:38 <GregorR> Excuse me ... I need to vomit.

04:12:42 <pikhq> And meanwhile, wish this laptop would stop melting the flesh off of my leg.

04:12:52 <GregorR> Can you smell burning solder?

04:13:09 <pikhq> Solder melts long before it burns.

04:13:24 <GregorR> Melting, whatever :-P

04:13:43 <pikhq> And my sloppy solder joint on the repaired power connector would have left my computer screwed by now.

04:16:11 * pikhq should stop using the CPU at near 100% for a bit. . .

04:16:15 <pikhq> Might make it cooler.

04:16:24 <pikhq> Of course, I could just throw it out in the snow. . .

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12:06:03 * oerjan _thinks_ someone here recently confused Fortran and Forth.

12:08:17 <oerjan> At least I was not aware that Fortran was stack-based, except underlying implementation.

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19:53:07 <SimonRC> oerjan: real Fortran has static allocation of everything, and no stack

19:53:45 <lament> but not Object-Oriented Fortran!!!

19:54:01 <bsmntbombdood> oof

19:54:18 <lament> yeah

19:54:25 <lament> it's what people say when you hit them in the stomach

19:55:36 <SimonRC> Fortress looks cool. it is designed to replace Fortran, though it is not similar.

19:55:54 <lament> so.. like C?

19:56:27 <SimonRC> e.g. its for loops are parallel, it uses real maths notation, and it has a datastructure system that is a superset of OO.

19:56:33 <SimonRC> roughly

19:56:54 <SimonRC> and the "module" system is interesting too, haven't seen that before.

19:56:56 <bsmntbombdood> You know what's stupid?

19:57:02 <bsmntbombdood> Scheme doesn't use t and nil

19:57:27 <lament> what?

19:57:48 <SimonRC> Schemers go for a bit more elegance and a bit less pragmaticism that Common Lispers.

19:58:04 <lament> bsmntbombdood: how's that stupid?

19:58:29 <bsmntbombdood> because

19:58:53 <lament> because what?

20:00:49 <bsmntbombdood> Because I said so

20:02:42 <lament> persuasive.

20:04:42 <bsmntbombdood> And weird how the end of a list is different from false

20:06:04 <bsmntbombdood> but meh

20:06:12 <lament> how is it weird?

20:06:21 <lament> "the end of a list" is a list

20:06:27 <lament> "false" is a boolean

20:06:28 <bsmntbombdood> nil is a list

20:06:31 <lament> they're different types

20:06:31 <bsmntbombdood> and also false

20:06:45 <lament> well, then CL sucks at typing

20:06:52 <lament> since lists and booleans are clearly different things

20:07:47 <lament> same reason that false and 0 aren't the same thing

20:08:24 <bsmntbombdood> hmm

20:10:14 <lament> (math is actually very lax about this; but even in math 0 and empty set aren't usually taken to be the same)

20:43:14 <oerjan> Well, math typing is intensional so things may be "implemented" as the same set despite being distinguished in practice. As a von Neumann ordinal 0 is the empty set, and this is often used as the first step in building numbers out of set theory.

20:43:38 <lament> well, the real 0 can't possibly be an empty set

20:46:10 <oerjan> Of course it can, in fact precisely because 0 has no intrinsic set semantics, you can choose any set whatsoever to represent it.

20:47:57 <oerjan> In a sense the "real" 0 is not a set at all, which makes what you say true in one sense.

20:48:55 <lament> well, you can choose anything to represent anything

20:49:09 <lament> but not in any nice consistent way, which is the whole point of "implementing" stuff on top of other stuff in math

20:50:01 <lament> the reason we "implement" reals in the first place is so that we can derive their properties from the definition

20:50:20 <lament> a definition where 0 is the empty set is unlikely to be useful for that

20:50:48 <oerjan> For 0 the nice consistent representation depends on which 0 you are talking about - natural, integer, real, complex, ordinal, cardinal. And even then there may be more than one choice for each, depending on how you choose to model the whole set.

20:50:56 <lament> i said real

20:51:47 <lament> in any case, the "nice consistent representation" is usually not the empty set.

20:51:53 <lament> Certainly not the empty set for vectors and matrices.

20:52:01 <oerjan> I admit that neither the Dedekind cut nor the equivalence class of Cauchy sequences for 0 is the empty set.

20:53:07 <oerjan> The surreal number (which embeds the reals and could be taken as their representation) is the empty game which gets close.

20:53:51 <oerjan> Essentially a pair of empty sets.

20:54:54 <lament> ()()

20:55:17 <pgimeno> that's a sexy pair of empty sets

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23:52:37 <bsmntbombdood> I want slime for scheme

23:59:48 * oerjan coughs up something.

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