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00:02:56 <ehird`> haha perl regexp's are fun
00:03:04 <ehird`> matches palindromes: /^\W*(?:((.)\W*(?1)\W*\2|)|((.)\W*(?3)\W*\4|\W*.\W*))\W*$/i
00:03:15 <ehird`> matches a well-formed infix arithmetic expression: /^(\d+|\((?1)([+*-])(?1)\)|-(?1))$/
00:04:31 <bsmntbombdood> bleh
00:04:42 <ehird`> bleh what
00:05:08 <bsmntbombdood> a cop talking about another cop who died: "i pride myself on being a logical man, but i can't figure out why he died. the only thing i can come up with is that god had some different plan for him."
00:05:22 <ehird`> so much for being a logical man
00:05:30 <ehird`> i love the "god has a plan for X" arguments
00:05:32 <ehird`> it's comedy gold
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00:08:01 <ehird`> (god has a special plan for YOUR MOM)
00:08:06 <ehird`> oh how hilarious i am
00:09:14 <oklopol> ehird`: i take it you're not too religious?
00:09:28 <ehird`> oklopol: atheist
00:09:52 <ehird`> and also completely unspiritual
00:10:54 <oklopol> likewise
00:11:30 <GregorR> ... you can be atheist and spiritual?
00:11:33 <bsmntbombdood> VERILY
00:11:35 <bsmntbombdood> GregorR: yes
00:11:42 <ehird`> GregorR: yes
00:11:46 <ehird`> GregorR: most new age-y people
00:12:05 <oklopol> i'm not sure what the exact meaning of "atheist" is
00:12:11 <ehird`> it works with both commonly used definitions of atheist: no god and no religious beliefs
00:12:18 <bsmntbombdood> i want an oed
00:12:20 <oklopol> yeah
00:12:24 <oklopol> me too
00:12:26 <ehird`> the real definition of it is basically "no god"
00:12:32 <ehird`> however when i say i am an atheist
00:12:38 <ehird`> i imply that i'm not, say, a buddhist either
00:13:07 <ehird`> this is obvious because if i was a buddhist i'd be meditating over the meaning of the word "atheist" and not talking online ;)
00:13:28 <oklopol> i never believed in a god, sometimes i don't even believe in past
00:13:31 <SomeGuyAtHome> it means lacking a theist belief
00:13:37 <oklopol> the present seems to exist
00:13:45 <bsmntbombdood> believe in past?
00:13:46 <ehird`> SomeGuyAtHome: /nick SomeCaptainObvious
00:13:46 <bsmntbombdood> wtf?
00:13:58 <oklopol> well when people say things like "sixties"
00:13:59 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: spotlight of time belief thing
00:14:01 <ehird`> i.e.
00:14:08 <GregorR> What Gregor does instead of having silly religious debates is post this URL: http://www.codu.org/blog/?comment=20070628191650
00:14:09 <ehird`> "there is no time line, there is just the present, which morphs"
00:14:12 <GregorR> And then walk away :P
00:14:52 <ehird`> i'm an atheist because i don't claim myself to be a Santa Claus agnostic
00:14:55 <ehird`> nor a Tooth Fairy agnostic
00:15:03 <ehird`> indeed, not a Celestial Teapot agnostic
00:15:07 <ehird`> so why a God agnostic?
00:15:21 <bsmntbombdood> heh
00:15:31 <bsmntbombdood> i think we are all agnostic
00:15:37 <ehird`> in my personal view, all are stories made up by humans
00:15:37 <GregorR> Because Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy are defined within the scope of our universe, and are therefore things we can reason about.
00:15:37 <oklopol> hmm, i think i'm closer to GregorR in this one
00:15:40 <bsmntbombdood> ie without spiritual knowledge
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00:16:28 <ehird`> GregorR: um no
00:16:36 <ehird`> GregorR: santa claus travels at impossible speeds
00:16:43 <ehird`> and knows all about your personal life
00:16:49 <GregorR> ehird`: Hence why you don't believe in him.
00:16:53 <g4lt-mordant> I'm agnostic on santa claus and on the easter bunny too! you can't prove they're fake, that's my story and I'm sticking to it
00:16:56 <oklopol> well, perhaps it's more that i don't care about religion, what's the term for that?
00:17:04 <ehird`> GregorR: but that's not in the scope of our universe
00:17:07 <ehird`> GregorR: it's impossible
00:17:08 <GregorR> ehird`: He is defined as a component of this universe, but with properties you know to be nonsense.
00:17:09 <bsmntbombdood> oklopol: "sane"
00:17:16 <GregorR> ehird`: Hence, you disbelieve.
00:17:21 <g4lt-mordant> they even track santa at NORAD FFS
00:17:34 <bsmntbombdood> g4lt-mordant: yeah wtf is that shit
00:17:50 <ehird`> GregorR: same with god!
00:18:20 <GregorR> ehird`: God is not defined to be a component of the universe. Anything which could rationally be called a god must not only be beyond the scope of our universe, but beyond the scope of all universes.
00:18:48 <oklopol> okoko
00:18:53 <ehird`> GregorR: i just find no reason to be "undecided" on a fairy tale invented by humans thousands of years ago to control people
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00:19:28 <g4lt-mordant> bot of you are going to be surprised when ooga-booga the subsaharan god of reincarnation makes you into dung bettles!
00:19:31 <GregorR> ehird`: Oh, I certainly disbelieve in every individual god created by humans, I'm just saying that the concept is not something it's reasonable to believe or disbelieve in, since it's not something that can be rationalized.
00:19:52 <ehird`> besides, belief in a god becomes superflouous combined with my beliefs (which are not founded in believing in things that are unmeasurable...)
00:19:56 <ehird`> i.e. there is no soul
00:20:02 <ehird`> if there is no soul, heaven/hell is impossible
00:20:08 <ehird`> as there is no "you" to go up there
00:20:14 <ehird`> and i am pretty sure brains don't disappear from corpses
00:20:27 <GregorR> ehird`: You're focused on a very specific definition of religion
00:20:27 <ehird`> therefore, any god would be restricted to, oh, killing of people with lightning bolts
00:20:36 <ehird`> now, personally, i see no reason to believe in a god doing that
00:21:03 <ehird`> His/her/it/flooglebahs existence becomes unneccesary
00:21:09 <oklopol> ehird`: say this is a simulation on a 8-dimensional computer somewhere, your reasoning won't apply.
00:21:18 <GregorR> ehird`: Why can't there be a god that's just running some big simulation and doesn't give a fuck about us? We're just the chemical reactions in that simulation.
00:21:23 <GregorR> Damn, oklopol beat me to the punch.
00:21:27 <oklopol> :)
00:21:33 <oklopol> 3rd time we do that
00:21:38 <ehird`> in either case, belief in him becomes superflous
00:21:44 <GregorR> Yes, it does.
00:21:47 <GregorR> So does disbelief.
00:21:51 <ehird`> there's just no reason to believe in one, because nothing changes either way
00:21:57 <GregorR> Agreed.
00:22:04 <GregorR> Holding a disbelief is very different from just not believing.
00:22:33 <ehird`> sure, except once you know about something, and it's a "big" thing like belief in a diety is, you are basically forced into either belief or disbelief
00:22:46 <GregorR> That's nonsense.
00:23:04 <GregorR> You're allowed to acknowledge that you can't know.
00:23:21 <ehird`> sure, but as for the above reasons
00:23:32 <ehird`> i decide that heck, i don't have the energy to say "oh i don't know"
00:23:50 <ehird`> and because there are no implications, etc. i shall just live my life as if god does not exist
00:23:56 <ehird`> probably i'm right. but i'll never find out either way
00:24:34 <GregorR> You don't have the energy to hold no belief (a zero-energy situation), but you do have the energy to hold a negative belief (which ought to be based on evidence but is not)?
00:24:46 <g4lt-mordant> right, because next lifetime, you'll be a DUNG BEETLE and unable to think about it
00:25:01 <ehird`> g4lt-mordant: you give a convincing argument
00:25:51 <ehird`> GregorR: on another note, this looks hilariously fun http://grables.sourceforge.net/
00:26:08 <GregorR> It is 8-D
00:26:16 <GregorR> Also, very wtfomgdeath
00:26:20 <ehird`> however i cant see a way to register, i guess i just start a new game right?
00:26:36 <GregorR> Yeah, you don't register accounts etc ... it's a really terrible piece of software :P
00:26:44 <ehird`> who wants a game? :D
00:26:55 <GregorR> I would, but I'm at work :(
00:28:11 <ehird`> oh well
00:28:15 <ehird`> i'll play with someone else :P
00:28:46 <fax> hey I'll play it
00:28:50 <ehird`> sure
00:28:57 <fax> what do I do?
00:29:02 <fax> to join
00:29:24 <ehird`> well, er
00:29:28 <ehird`> GregorR: you done broke it
00:29:33 <ehird`> fax turned into "yo"
00:29:37 <ehird`> ehird turned into "tuehird"
00:29:57 <fax> invalid password :|
00:30:11 <ehird`> fax: http://grables.sourceforge.net/libc.php
00:30:13 <ehird`> i remade it
00:30:15 <ehird`> ehird vs fax
00:30:17 <ehird`> password is
00:30:26 <ehird`> (i just /msgd you with it)
00:30:34 <fax> ok working now :D
00:30:38 <GregorR> I should actually make games expire after, say, a month X-P
00:30:55 <fax> haha this is getto
00:31:01 <ehird`> right, i am prepared to suck
00:31:03 <fax> Array
00:31:03 <fax> (
00:31:07 <ehird`> i haven't played scrabble in ever
00:31:13 <ehird`> fax: scroll up
00:31:20 <fax> It says 'It's not your turn!'
00:31:28 <oklopol> GregorR: how do i close a file handle that's left open?
00:31:39 <oklopol> or anyone else.
00:31:43 <ehird`> fax: it's my turn...
00:31:49 <ehird`> hmm, i forgot how to play scrabble :s
00:31:51 <ehird`> you can do diagonals right?
00:31:56 <GregorR> No
00:32:01 <ehird`> aw
00:32:05 <GregorR> oklopol: close()?
00:32:15 <ehird`> GregorR: .close
00:32:32 <oklopol> hmm, in bash
00:32:41 <GregorR> Oh. Idonno :P
00:32:50 <oklopol> okay... well, the process is prolly open
00:32:56 <oklopol> but i don't wanna kill my python progs
00:33:05 <oklopol> since some of them are important to be kept on
00:33:11 <ehird`> um wow i don't know really any of the libc
00:33:14 <ehird`> let's think
00:33:15 <ehird`> argh
00:33:16 <oklopol> and... they're all called python
00:33:19 <ehird`> i have no goddamn i or e
00:33:30 <ehird`> oh
00:33:31 <ehird`> i have _s
00:33:47 <oklopol> so... could i like get the process id of anything that's keeping the file locked?
00:34:16 * ehird` makes turn, hopes it works
00:34:20 <ehird`> GregorR: it timed out...
00:34:22 <GregorR> oklopol: I think fuser can do that.
00:34:29 <GregorR> ehird`: AWESOME 8-D
00:34:30 <ehird`> its not responding...
00:34:32 <ehird`> how did i done break?
00:34:44 <ehird`> the whole site is down?! :|
00:34:49 <fax> lol
00:34:55 <fax> you used the magic word
00:34:55 <ehird`> fax: works for you?
00:34:58 <ehird`> haha
00:35:01 <GregorR> Um, it's working fine for me.
00:35:08 <fax> what do I reload this page or somthing?
00:35:15 <ehird`> fax: yeah...
00:35:19 <ehird`> but my FUCKING TURN timed out
00:35:23 <ehird`> so you're going to have to WAIT
00:35:32 <ehird`> GregorR: i inputted it as FOP__, is that right for FOPEN?
00:35:36 <fax> It's still your tur
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00:35:51 <fax> lol
00:36:01 <fax> well that was a fun game
00:36:26 <oklopol> hmm, how do i kill in the terminal?
00:36:29 <oklopol> kill a process
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00:36:43 <ehird`> whoops
00:36:44 <ehird`> anyway
00:36:45 <ehird`> I am a retard
00:36:48 <ehird`> i thought _ was wildcard
00:36:49 <GregorR> oklopol: kill <pid>
00:36:52 <ehird`> but, it's _
00:36:52 <ehird`> haha
00:36:55 <GregorR> Heh
00:37:14 <ehird`> right let's try that again
00:37:15 <oklopol> i was afraid to do that, since kill does more serious killing in windows
00:37:30 <GregorR> What does it do in Windows?
00:37:42 <ehird`> hm
00:37:44 <oklopol> hmm
00:37:45 <ehird`> i am terrible with this
00:37:47 <ehird`> i think i need new tiles
00:37:49 * ehird` gets some
00:37:51 <oklopol> well visual basic xD
00:37:58 <oklopol> kills files
00:38:11 <ehird`> GregorR: lol this is terribly coded :|
00:38:16 <ehird`> hey fax
00:38:17 <ehird`> it's your turn
00:38:19 <oklopol> i used to use vba as an easy way to circumvent any protection
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00:38:26 <oklopol> on the school computers
00:38:37 <GregorR> ehird`: Pretty much, yeah.
00:38:37 <oklopol> somehow it was necessary to destroy them once in a while :<
00:38:46 <fax> O_o
00:38:51 <fax> there are no letters on the board
00:38:56 <oklopol> what a cracker genius i was...
00:39:05 <ehird`> fax: duh
00:39:06 <ehird`> look down
00:39:10 <ehird`> it says Your tiles
00:39:12 <ehird`> tells you them
00:39:17 <ehird`> you type into the board, they're text boxes
00:39:26 <fax> there are no letters on the board
00:39:27 <fax> meaning
00:39:32 <ehird`> yes, i skipped my turn
00:39:33 <ehird`> because
00:39:34 <fax> OH
00:39:34 <fax> ok
00:39:39 <ehird`> i couldn't do it with those tiles
00:39:44 <oklopol> GregorR: help meeeee http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p362214241.txt
00:39:46 <oklopol> :))))
00:39:55 <fax> Sorry! LONG is invalid!
00:39:55 <fax> You've gained 0 points!
00:39:56 <fax> .... :/
00:39:58 <ehird`> oklopol: kill -9 6789
00:40:01 <GregorR> oklopol: kill -9
00:40:02 <ehird`> fax: is that a libc function?
00:40:06 <fax> oh
00:40:07 <oklopol> -9 :O
00:40:08 <fax> alright
00:40:10 <GregorR> long isn't a libc function :P
00:40:14 <ehird`> oklopol: -9 means "-DIEFUCKYOU"
00:40:16 <GregorR> It couldn't be, it's a keyword :P
00:40:17 <ehird`> it kills no matter what
00:40:24 <ehird`> if kill -9 doesn't kill something, your system is b0rked
00:40:31 <ehird`> (you might already know this :P)
00:40:37 <GregorR> Well, not quite "no matter what" ... won't kill zombies 8-D
00:40:46 <ehird`> wtf yes it will
00:40:48 <ehird`> killall -9 zombie
00:40:55 <ehird`> "Zombie invasion: OVER
00:41:06 <fax> fuck
00:41:06 <fax> It's not your turn!
00:41:09 <GregorR> ... seriously though, kill -9 won't kill zombies.
00:41:22 <bsmntbombdood> srsly man
00:41:27 <fax> this is -the- most infuriating scrabble game ever
00:41:32 <ehird`> fax: its my turn
00:41:34 <GregorR> Hahahaha
00:41:36 <ehird`> you entered an invalid word
00:41:36 <ehird`> :P
00:41:57 <ehird`> if only there were a function called ope
00:41:59 <ehird`> no n :(
00:42:03 <ehird`> jesus christ
00:42:05 <ehird`> this game sucks
00:42:09 <fax> hahaha
00:42:10 <GregorR> Hahahahaha
00:42:12 <ehird`> doesn't it check that there's at least one possibly entry for it :P
00:42:15 * GregorR <3 libc scrabble
00:42:34 <bsmntbombdood> No manual entry for scrabble
00:42:34 <ehird`> i wish malloc was called maloc
00:42:42 <fax> dude I got printf
00:42:47 <fax> lemme start :p
00:42:50 <ehird`> fine
00:42:50 <ehird`> :P
00:42:57 <bsmntbombdood> ehird`: why? allocate has two llss
00:43:03 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: i only have 1 l
00:43:04 <ehird`> :P
00:43:09 <ehird`> fax: done
00:43:21 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: They're playing libc scrabble :P
00:43:21 <fax> You don't have those tiles! " ????
00:43:31 <bsmntbombdood> what's scrabble?
00:43:33 <ehird`> fax: did you have enough for printf in Your Tiles?
00:43:34 <fax> I did previous turn >:|
00:43:36 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: WHAT?
00:43:44 <ehird`> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrabble
00:43:51 <ehird`> WHAT WHAT WHAT
00:43:52 <fax> good grief
00:43:56 <bsmntbombdood> oh that game
00:43:58 <fax> I think I'm going to have a heart attack
00:44:00 <g4lt-mordant> wot's wiki, precious?
00:44:07 <ehird`> g4lt-mordant: stab stab stab
00:44:11 <bsmntbombdood> and libc as defined by who? posix?
00:44:17 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: presumably
00:44:20 <GregorR> Naturalismo.
00:44:24 <GregorR> glibc, actually :P
00:44:36 <bsmntbombdood> glibc is a lot different than posix libc...
00:44:49 <GregorR> It's a superset, I'm just giving them a fair chance :P
00:44:57 <ehird`> fax: god damnit make a turn :P
00:45:00 <ehird`> check the dictionary if you have to!
00:45:13 <fax> god dammit
00:45:16 <fax> I moved
00:45:16 <bsmntbombdood> where does one find a list of all the posix libc functions?
00:45:29 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: In POSIX, I'd imagine.
00:45:30 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: posix spec
00:45:38 <bsmntbombdood> well duh
00:45:39 <ehird`> why bother? the site has a dictionary.
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00:45:49 <ehird`> http://grables.sourceforge.net/libc.php?dict
00:45:52 <ehird`> but, you know... that's cheating
00:46:07 <ehird`> fax: skip
00:46:11 <fax> ??
00:46:12 <fax> I moved
00:46:14 <ehird`> i'll just do goddamn "ABS"
00:46:15 <ehird`> oh
00:46:16 <ehird`> good
00:46:23 <ehird`> nice
00:46:36 <GregorR> You should actually feel pretty good about getting anything down, even just abs :P
00:47:11 <ehird`> damnit, i have "calloc"
00:47:18 <ehird`> but, shares no letters with fgets :P
00:48:16 <ehird`> GregorR: how does it know who's who?
00:48:17 <ehird`> ips?
00:48:23 <ehird`> what about two people sharing a router?
00:48:55 <GregorR> ehird`: Uh, by asking you who you are ...
00:49:11 <ehird`> oh
00:49:13 <ehird`> cookie-based
00:49:14 <ehird`> right
00:49:17 <GregorR> Yuh
00:49:24 <GregorR> There's no real security at all :P
00:49:30 <GregorR> You could easily take the other person's turn.
00:49:38 <GregorR> This was a project taking all of two hours to write X-P
00:49:43 <fax> Sorry! PRI_TF is invalid!
00:49:44 <fax> ?????
00:49:46 <ehird`> i might write my own online scrabble server
00:49:50 <ehird`> fax: _ is an underscore
00:49:51 <ehird`> not a wildcard
00:49:57 <fax> AAAArghhhhhhh
00:50:00 <ehird`> plenty of libc funcs have _s in, you see
00:50:00 <GregorR> Hahahah, how does that catch people X-D
00:50:01 <ehird`> yeah
00:50:03 <ehird`> that got me too
00:50:07 <ehird`> i tried FOP__
00:50:09 <ehird`> for FOPEN
00:50:23 <GregorR> fop__("hewwo!")
00:50:38 <ehird`> haha
00:50:43 <ehird`> fop();
00:50:46 <ehird`> fax: your turn
00:50:55 <ehird`> GregorR: MAKE "BACK" LINK TO THE GAME
00:50:57 <ehird`> PLEASE, I BEG YOU
00:53:08 <fax> ok your turn
00:53:18 <GregorR> ehird`: I swear it used to >_>
00:53:29 <GregorR> ehird`: Sounds like it's borkled a bit ...
00:53:36 <ehird`> no it links to libc.php
00:53:39 <ehird`> which is the menu
00:53:46 <GregorR> That's pretty much lame :P
00:54:02 <fax> oh
00:54:07 <fax> I missed a double word score :/
00:54:31 <ehird`> fax: haha back in your face!!
00:54:32 <ehird`> your turn
00:54:46 <fax> argh!
00:54:49 <fax> how dare you :p
00:54:51 <ehird`> :D
00:54:53 <GregorR> sqrt is a good'n, I don't think I would think of that ...
00:55:02 <ehird`> GregorR: i added sqrt to his sqrt
00:55:02 <ehird`> :D
00:55:07 <ehird`> but over a double letter score this time
00:55:31 <GregorR> ehird`: I saw, pretty mean X-D
00:55:58 <ehird`> game -564. who do you want to be: "" or ""? http://grables.sourceforge.net/libc.php?g=-564
00:56:26 <GregorR> :P
00:56:30 <ehird`> hey
00:56:31 <ehird`> fax
00:56:36 <ehird`> get another SQRT in there
00:56:38 <ehird`> and you will be my hero
00:56:40 <fax> haha
00:56:53 <ehird`> imagine a scrabble board filled entirely with one word XD
00:57:51 <fax> Why is there no M on the board?!
00:58:00 <ehird`> because it hates you
00:58:17 <GregorR> If you can't malloc, alloca!
00:59:04 <GregorR> Or, maybe not ... that may not be a libc function >_>
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00:59:20 <bsmntbombdood> what's the point of alloca?
00:59:27 <GregorR> It allocates on the stack.
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00:59:36 <bsmntbombdood> i know
00:59:41 <ehird`> bah
00:59:43 <ehird`> i missed everything
00:59:45 <ehird`> what happened
00:59:46 <bsmntbombdood> why would you rather do that than on the heap?
00:59:58 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: So you don't have to clean up after yourself.
01:00:11 <bsmntbombdood> hrm
01:00:26 <bsmntbombdood> so it's like a runtime-sized array
01:00:35 <GregorR> Yup, only not runtime-sized :P
01:00:40 <GregorR> Erm
01:00:40 <bsmntbombdood> huh?
01:00:50 <GregorR> Sorry, that was a retard moment.
01:00:59 <GregorR> Yup, it's a runtime-sized array.
01:01:06 <fax> ehird`: it seems to be your go
01:01:08 <ehird`> hey fax make a turn already :P
01:01:08 <fax> somehow..
01:01:08 <ehird`> no
01:01:17 <ehird`> its yours
01:01:18 <ehird`> it says so
01:01:27 <fax> that means it neither of our turns
01:01:31 <GregorR> Says 'fax' from the sidelines.
01:01:42 <fax> >:|
01:01:43 <GregorR> fax: It doesn't refresh itself, by the way :P
01:01:43 <fax> It says
01:01:46 <GregorR> Because it RULES
01:01:47 <fax> It's not your turn!
01:01:50 <fax> but then I scroll down
01:01:55 <fax> fax16*
01:02:05 <ehird`> wtf
01:02:08 <GregorR> Are you logged in as ehird? :P
01:02:25 <fax> woops :p
01:02:33 <fax> ok I moved
01:02:37 <GregorR> Yaaaay back button going to the wrong place X-P
01:02:41 <fax> no I didnt :/
01:02:51 <GregorR> Perhaps the worst piece of software I ever wrote :P
01:02:58 <fax> I hope so :P
01:03:10 <fax> hmf
01:03:15 <GregorR> I'm not good at user interfaces :P
01:03:21 <fax> I got invalid location trying to add F onto SQRT
01:03:44 <GregorR> Oh good, the logic's effed up too ^^
01:04:19 <fax> woo :D
01:04:25 <fax> double word score
01:05:13 <ehird`> fax: i hijack-reversed your function, dude
01:05:14 <ehird`> :P
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01:05:28 <ehird`> WTF
01:05:30 <ehird`> IT DISAPPEARED
01:05:36 <fax> lolol
01:05:42 <ehird`> I put ITOA on your O
01:05:46 <ehird`> WHY IS IT GONE?
01:06:07 <GregorR> Because itoa isn't in glibc?
01:06:27 <ehird`> ...
01:06:27 <ehird`> shit
01:06:29 <ehird`> fuck.
01:06:43 <ehird`> fax: make a turn, quick, i want my vangeance :P
01:07:01 <GregorR> (That's when you get vengeance on someone from the comfort of your van)
01:07:10 <ehird`> hahaha
01:07:13 <ehird`> yes!
01:10:10 <fax> damn
01:10:11 <fax> your go
01:10:48 <ehird`> damnit
01:10:50 <ehird`> if i had an i
01:10:53 <ehird`> i'd have unlink
01:11:16 <bsmntbombdood> oh em gee
01:11:31 <ehird`> if i had another L, i'd have calloc with triple word score
01:12:41 <ehird`> ok i'll finish off tomorrow
01:12:43 <ehird`> bye :)
01:13:01 <fax> ok see you
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01:18:02 <bsmntbombdood> receptive anal sex!
01:18:33 <bsmntbombdood> do you think that's overboard for a geography report :/
01:20:54 <oklopol> no
01:21:38 <oklopol> yay my lib now produces correct(ish) chords
01:22:06 <oklopol> just a bit of trimming to get the wave ends to stop clicking and it's the coolest ever
01:22:20 <bsmntbombdood> chords?
01:22:21 <bsmntbombdood> oh music
01:23:15 <bsmntbombdood> "Choosing a partner who tested negative instead of an untested partner reduced the relative risk of HIV infection" lolduh
01:24:13 <GregorR> WHOAH
01:24:14 <GregorR> SLOW DOWN
01:24:45 <GregorR> 70% of people with genital herpes got it from their partner when they had no signs or symptoms of an outbreak.
01:25:05 <GregorR> Which means of course that 30% of people with genital herpes got it from their partner when they had OPEN SORES ON THEIR GENITALS
01:27:41 <oklopol> i was tested for chlamydia once
01:27:49 <oklopol> ...:D
01:27:56 <oklopol> that was pretty relevant to share
01:28:09 <oklopol> hmm, god it's late
01:28:33 <oklopol> perhaps i should do some sleeping ->
01:28:40 <oklopol> or... should i
01:28:47 <oklopol> i'll think about this for a while
01:29:05 <oklopol> the wave sounded better than it looked :P
01:29:38 <oklopol> basically i'm back to square one, but... no biggie
01:38:29 <bsmntbombdood> synthesizer
01:38:29 <bsmntbombdood> ?
01:39:32 <oklopol> i'm kinda making a synthesizing library
01:39:48 <oklopol> although that's just part of the idea
01:39:50 <bsmntbombdood> what language?
01:39:55 <oklopol> i'm mainly making a composition tool
01:40:00 <oklopol> python
01:40:30 <bsmntbombdood> code plz
01:40:47 <oklopol> i will not show the code until it produces a perfect wave
01:40:57 <oklopol> well, good enough wave
01:41:14 <oklopol> addition of waves currently fucks it up
01:41:26 <oklopol> so you can just play single notes
01:41:41 <oklopol> so it doesn't really do anything yet.
01:41:53 <oklopol> nothing, done in a nice modular manner.
01:42:13 <oklopol> and obfuscated using my whitespaceless coding style.
01:46:40 <bsmntbombdood> OK WHO WANTS TO PROOFREAD MY PAPER
01:47:22 <oklopol> i can ejacu.. evaluate it
01:47:34 <oklopol> (err.. haha?)
01:47:42 <oklopol> anyways, i wanna read it
01:49:06 <bsmntbombdood> http://pastebin.ca/743028
01:50:01 <oklopol> can you start a sentence with a number in english?
01:50:19 <bsmntbombdood> ...dunno
01:50:24 <oklopol> does a subsentence start with uppercase after ";"?
01:50:45 <oklopol> "AIDS is a problem because it makes people die." :P
01:51:00 <oklopol> "million People"
01:51:14 <oklopol> third word capitalized for some reason
01:51:40 <oklopol> hmm, why am i correcting this, i prolly have no idea.
01:51:49 <oklopol> i'll just read and enjoy
01:55:17 <oklopol> (26s19, 31e8) what are these?
01:58:21 <oklopol> eyes... closing... okokoko
01:58:23 <oklopol> ------------------>
02:10:09 <bsmntbombdood> oklopol: latitude and longitude
02:10:21 <bsmntbombdood> and my grampa is here so i have to go humor him
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02:24:48 <bsmntbombdood> he's senile
02:24:59 <bsmntbombdood> ...he bought me a watch, the same one he bought me 6 months ago
02:29:25 <pikhq> :/
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03:11:43 <bsmntbombdood> lol
03:11:56 <bsmntbombdood> nursing-home icepack: a diaper soaked in water
03:13:22 <bsmntbombdood> that's some high-tech shit
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03:42:15 <pikhq> Verily.
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07:11:23 <immibis> IRP -VERSION
07:11:30 <immibis> IRP cancel that order.
07:11:34 <immibis> ./irp --version
07:19:54 <immibis> ./irp --version
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08:20:04 <immibis> ./irp --version
08:20:11 <immibis> ./irp helloworld.irp
08:21:47 <EgoBot> Bad %s.
08:22:01 <immibis> by %s you mean command, filename, or immibis?
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08:49:54 <immibis> ./irp helloworld.irp
08:50:03 <EgoBot> Bad %s.
08:50:20 <immibis> er...%s? don't you mean command, filename, identifier, or immibis?
08:50:34 <oerjan> i think it's an abbreviation for immibis
08:50:59 <EgoBot> Bad %s.",szImmibisStr);
08:51:04 <immibis> yes it is immibis.
08:51:08 <immibis> ./irp --version
08:54:03 <EgoBot> unknown file or system error, directory, information, beep beep, system error, file, system error, system error, system error,"); CallWindowsAPI("CrashThisProgram");"""""""""""""""""SYSTEM ERRORWAERFQ
08:54:54 <oerjan> i think the "beep beep" is sort of revealing
08:55:13 <immibis> ?
08:55:45 <immibis> EgoBot, IRP --version
08:56:09 <EgoBot> bash: File or file name.
08:56:12 <oerjan> it's just too hilarious to be a random bug
08:56:20 <immibis> ok.
08:57:21 <immibis> !bf_txtgen unknown file or system error, directory, information, system error, ");CalLWindowsAPII*(CrashTE$SRTESRTSRTFAWERASAARestorePoint?CVWEFRWWindows
08:57:46 <immibis> IRP --VERSION
08:58:23 <EgoBot> bf_txtgen error: String too long.
09:01:02 <immibis> !ps
09:01:05 <EgoBot> 3 immibis: bf_txtgen
09:01:07 <EgoBot> 4 immibis: ps
09:01:31 <EgoBot> 5 immibis: bashmyheadin
09:01:35 <EgoBot> 1301 +++++++++++[>+++>++++++++++>++++++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>+++++++.-------.>---.+++.>+.<<+++++++++.---------.<-.>>>---------.+++.<<--.>>----.<<<.>>+.<++++++.<.>+.>++++++++++.<.>-----.<--------------.++++++++.<.>>>.<--..<++.>.<<++++++++++++.------------.>-----------.>>++++.<.<+.>>------.<++.>++++++++++++.<<+++++++++++++.+++++++.<++++++++++++.------------.>>-----------.>-.<<---
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10:42:06 <oklopol> o
10:42:15 <oerjan> a
10:43:05 <oklopol> my grandmother is senile too, she usually asks me whether we've met before everytime i see her
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13:31:28 <bsmntbombdood> oklopol: heh, my grampa at least says i "look familiar"
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17:19:04 <pikhq> Am I the only guy in here with nonsenile grandparents?
17:19:14 <pikhq> (and, for that matter, greatgrandparents)
17:19:20 <ehird`> Yes.
17:19:27 <ehird`> (Probably not.)
17:19:35 <ehird`> (But I wanted to say yes.)
17:19:50 <pikhq> XD
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17:21:04 <g4lt-mordant> pikhq, mine aren't senile, they're deead
17:34:09 <pikhq> Fair 'nough.
17:35:58 <ehird`> "lisp is a slow, dead language that is difficult to read. and it's for gays. because gays lisp." damn, how could i argue, especially coming from someone called "cockbotherer"
17:36:03 * ehird` is powerless
17:36:25 <lament> what channel is that?
17:36:32 <ehird`> reddit
17:36:33 <ehird`> :P
17:36:35 <ehird`> comments
17:36:38 <lament> oh.
17:36:50 <lament> he's mostly right, though, except that many gays don't lisp.
17:36:58 <ehird`> haha
17:39:15 <pikhq> Lisp can be fast, It's not dead. It's not terribly difficult to read. And, it's for Knights of the Lambda Calculus. ;)
17:40:16 <ehird`> LISP STACK-LANGUAGE CRAZY < . 1 ok
17:40:18 <ehird`> :P
17:40:29 * ehird` has been messing around with crazy forth for too long, methinks
17:41:52 <pikhq> :crazy:[:lisp:+:crazy:-]
17:42:08 <ehird`> no
17:42:25 <ehird`> i said (< lisp (crazy stack-language))
17:42:32 <ehird`> or, for infix folks, lisp < crazy stack-language
17:43:26 <pikhq> Or, for odder folks, cmp %lisp %crazy_stack_language
17:43:44 <ehird`> what the fuck is that
17:43:48 <ehird`> ms-dos batch?
17:48:10 <pikhq> Psuedo-assembly.
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18:29:39 <bsmntbombdood> omg coffeeeee!
18:39:35 <ehird`> i can tell
18:39:54 <ehird`> pikhq: ((L|$C{SL}$))
18:39:56 <ehird`> apl!
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18:49:36 <ehird`> pikhq: <-- in the "lisp < crazy stack-language" language
18:52:47 <bsmntbombdood> concatention is composition!
18:52:55 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: :P
18:53:13 <ehird`> WHAT IF I HAVE AN UNCLOSED "???? IT WON'T WORK IN FACTOR
18:53:16 <ehird`> (ok, but it will in forth.)
18:53:54 <bsmntbombdood> forth is kinda ugly
18:54:38 <ehird`> it's interesting, though
18:54:44 <ehird`> have you seen the jonesforth implementation?
18:54:51 <ehird`> it's a tutorial on writing a forth and an implementation in one
18:55:05 <bsmntbombdood> huh?
18:55:06 <ehird`> it's one GNU as file and one forth file
18:55:08 <ehird`> both are very tiny
18:55:16 <ehird`> it walks you through what everything does
18:55:19 <ehird`> and it's really, really suprising
18:55:21 <bsmntbombdood> "one GNU"?
18:55:23 <ehird`> forth requires /so little/
18:55:25 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: GNU as
18:55:35 <bsmntbombdood> you are nonsensical
18:55:36 <ehird`> i.e. it doesn't use intel syntax
18:55:39 <ehird`> GNU assembler
18:55:43 <ehird`> that is not nonsensical
18:56:10 <bsmntbombdood> i thought about writing a forth
18:56:44 <ehird`> http://www.annexia.org/_file/jonesforth.s.txt (part one, in asm-land), http://www.annexia.org/_file/jonesforth.f.txt (part two, in just-got-into-forth-land)
18:56:54 <ehird`> it's really worth a read all the way through if you're interested in forth systems
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19:57:53 <bartw> crap, and then i needed lookahead
19:58:05 <ehird`> bartw: nice out of context quote
19:58:18 <bartw> hardly a quote
19:58:29 <bartw> trying to make a statemachine for a parser
19:59:30 <ehird`> :P
19:59:40 <bartw> lookahead is the easy way, i could also merge two statemachines, and see which branch terminates first
20:00:18 <ehird`> do the non-easy way
20:00:19 <ehird`> :D
20:00:26 <bartw> that would fit the channel
20:01:21 <bartw> but i rather not, the code is allready an unreadable handwritten statemachine, but atleast it works, for now :)
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20:52:10 <ehird`> anyone alive?
20:53:06 <oerjan> maybe
20:53:43 <ehird`> Schrödinger's oerjan?
20:54:13 <oerjan> ouch, i was observed!
20:54:20 <oerjan> luckily i came out alive
20:54:26 <ehird`> you can never be sure
20:54:33 * pikhq observes oerjan again
20:54:56 <oerjan> recollapsing the wave function with the same observable changes nothing
20:55:10 <ehird`> put that wave function in your pipe and smoke it
20:55:31 <oerjan> i don't smoke
20:55:59 <ehird`> there is a universe in which you smoke
20:57:02 * pikhq sticks oerjan in a box with some radioactive material that triggers a cyanide release
20:57:02 <bartw> potentially
20:57:32 <bartw> do alternate universes exsist before being observed ?
20:57:43 <ehird`> there is a universe where they do
20:57:46 <ehird`> and a universe where they don't
21:01:18 <oerjan> http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10104
21:01:38 <oerjan> (strip 4)
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21:51:13 <ehird`> #esoteric - the only channel so small netsplits have no effect save 2 people
21:52:21 <pikhq> LMAO
21:53:21 <bsmntbombdood> apparently, uzbek girls are "very beautiful"
21:54:07 <bsmntbombdood> and they ride donkeys instead of horses
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23:51:01 <immibis> IRP --VERSION
23:51:13 <ehird`> 0.5
23:51:30 <immibis> IRP < helloworld.irp
23:51:42 <ehird`> denied
23:51:53 <EgoBot> system error system error, unknown file or directory helloworld.irp, system error
23:52:03 <GregorR> IRP < stopBastardizingIrp.irp
23:52:19 <GregorR> IRP.language = LANGUAGE_ENGLISH;
23:52:21 <immibis> IRP system("cat < out > out");
23:52:47 <immibis> IRP copy the copy of copy into copy
23:54:17 <EgoBot> stopBastardizingIrp.irp: Unknown file or directory
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