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00:00:00 <ehird`> This is some food for thought.
00:00:04 <ehird`> **markov
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00:00:09 <ehird`> :|
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00:00:27 <ehird`> This is some food for the markov chain generator.
00:00:28 <ehird`> This is some food for thought.
00:00:31 <ehird`> **markov
00:00:31 <peyavi> for the markov chain generator.
00:00:33 <ehird`> **markov
00:00:34 <peyavi> This is some food for thought.
00:00:35 <ehird`> **markov
00:00:36 <peyavi> chain generator.
00:00:42 <ehird`> Something peyavi must say to make food.
00:00:44 <ehird`> **markov
00:00:44 <peyavi> the markov chain generator.
00:00:45 <ehird`> **markov
00:00:45 <peyavi> Something peyavi must say to make...
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00:01:28 <pikhq> Markov chains are fun.
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00:01:39 <ehird`> pikhq: I'm restarting it now and it's going to leech from #php and #ubuntu
00:01:46 <pikhq> Not from #esoteric?
00:01:48 <ehird`> Hopefully, I should get crap just like those users spill!
00:01:50 <ehird`> And yes, from #esoteric.
00:01:54 <ehird`> But those are high-traffic channels.
00:01:54 <pikhq> Ah.
00:02:02 <pikhq> Gregor, start the Glass lecture!
00:02:07 <ehird`> Hahaha
00:02:12 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:13 <peyavi> first install driver
00:02:14 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:15 <peyavi> dad runs our wireless internet
00:02:16 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:17 <peyavi> start the Glass lecture!
00:02:19 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:19 <peyavi> talk to your dad then.
00:02:20 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:21 <peyavi> no encrypted files on my ipod
00:02:23 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:24 <peyavi> rhythmbox, how can I do it easly
00:02:34 <ehird`> **markov
00:02:34 <peyavi> Hopefully, I should get crap just like those users spill!
00:02:37 <pikhq> **markov
00:02:37 <peyavi> If you're using C++, then you have only simple types ;)
00:02:46 <pikhq> C++ only has simple types?
00:02:50 <ehird`> Omg!
00:02:51 <pikhq> Maybe out-of-the-box.
00:02:51 <ehird`> That's unique.
00:02:54 <ehird`> It got that from "If you're using C++, then you have a REASON to do so."
00:03:00 <ehird`> :D CLEVER BOT.
00:03:00 <pikhq> *Wow*.
00:03:11 <ehird`> I didn't expect results so quickly, hehe
00:03:15 <ehird`> **markov
00:03:15 <peyavi> device doesnt have driver/ out of box support e.g some USB WiFi card then u need to first install driver
00:03:18 <ehird`> **markov
00:03:18 <peyavi> ##windows or your nearest mental health institute. See http://launchpad.net/distros/ubuntu/+bug/1 http://linux.oneandoneis2.org/LNW.htm and !equivalents
00:03:23 <ehird`> **markov
00:03:23 <pikhq> :)
00:03:29 <ehird`> **markov
00:03:30 <peyavi> to fix all of my graphical glitches except for one... when my screen dims when a password prompt comes up or when the logout/shutdown screen...
00:04:04 <ehird`> **markov
00:04:04 <peyavi> Hopefully, I should get crap just like those users spill!
00:04:08 <ehird`> **markov
00:04:08 <peyavi> For discussion and help with Microsoft Windows, please visit ##windows or your nearest mental health institute. See http://launchpad.net/distros/ubuntu/+bug/1 http://linux.oneandoneis2.org/LNW.htm and !equivalents
00:04:08 <peyavi> match numbers in the middle of the string like: "ca4t"
00:04:27 <ehird`> **markov
00:04:27 <peyavi> it does not dim the whole screen, just the top left two thirds as though it is detecting the wrong resolution. How do I fix this?
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00:04:51 <ehird`> pikhq: It's a second-order chain though.
00:04:56 <ehird`> So we have lots of repetition at the start.
00:05:07 <ehird`> If I made it first-order, it would be more unique but make less sense in the long term.
00:05:13 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:13 <peyavi> and add to each a checkbox
00:05:15 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:15 <peyavi> next to enable persistence?
00:05:16 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:17 <peyavi> the "web .NET"
00:05:18 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:18 <peyavi> screen, just the top left two thirds as though it is detecting the wrong resolution. How do I fix this?
00:05:18 <peyavi> from #php and #ubuntu
00:05:23 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:23 <peyavi> USB Hard Disc ?
00:05:24 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:25 <peyavi> dad runs our wireless internet
00:05:26 <ehird`> **markov
00:05:26 <peyavi> part of it? I mean if I made it first-order, it would be more unique but make less sense in the long term.
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00:06:25 <ehird`> pikhq: Should I make it first-order, just for now?
00:06:31 <ehird`> Eh, why not.
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00:07:39 <ehird`> **markov
00:07:39 <peyavi> this but I have no idea what terms to use
00:07:43 <ehird`> **markov
00:07:43 <peyavi> could someone help me fix my graphics problem? The logout/reboot screen comes up doesn't do my resolution. I'd google this but I have no idea what terms to use
00:07:54 <ehird`> **markov
00:07:54 <peyavi> or the dimming effect when the logout/reboot screen comes up doesn't do my resolution. I'd google this but I have no idea what terms to use
00:08:34 <ehird`> **markov
00:08:34 <peyavi> was on glob
00:08:35 <ehird`> **markov
00:08:36 <peyavi> could someone help me fix my graphics problem? The logout/reboot screen comes up doesn't do my resolution. I'd google this but I have no idea what terms to use
00:09:11 <ehird`> **markov
00:09:11 <peyavi> XD card reader...
00:09:18 <ehird`> pikhq: Not much better, oh well
00:09:53 <GregorR> peyavi: #esoteric != a hardware help channel
00:10:44 <pikhq> Gregor, it's a Markov chain. ;)
00:10:46 <pikhq> **markov
00:10:46 <peyavi> wanted numbers as warranted, all the password prompt comes up doesn't do my resolution. I'd google this but I think document explains how do I think document explains...
00:11:21 <ehird`> GregorR: Well, it passed the Turing Test.
00:11:28 <oerjan> ideally wouldn't you want something that balanced between first and second order according to how much data it has?
00:11:32 <ehird`> I'm going to go solve the halting problem now.
00:11:39 <ehird`> oerjan: No, the data in a markov chain depends on its order.
00:11:43 * pikhq creates an oracle
00:11:59 <oerjan> i'm sure you could make a hybrid somehow...
00:12:16 <ehird`> sure, but i don't want to :P
00:12:19 <ehird`> it's a lot of work
00:12:24 <GregorR> 8-O
00:12:25 <ehird`> **markov
00:12:25 <peyavi> use preg_match()
00:12:28 <ehird`> **markov
00:12:28 <peyavi> because 3 isn't a Samba server?
00:12:29 * GregorR cries
00:12:37 <ehird`> GregorR: 8-O cries what.
00:12:40 <ehird`> that you fell for it? :P
00:13:12 <GregorR> ehird`: Yes.
00:13:16 <ehird`> :D
00:13:22 <oklopol> well, it's easy to pass the turing test if the bot uses other people's sentences without altering them :D
00:13:24 <GregorR> ehird`: I thought it was just your average IRC-ignorant dope :(
00:13:25 <ehird`> the "**markov"s should have given it away, honestly ;)
00:13:32 <ehird`> oklopol: actually. a lot of them were altered
00:13:39 <oklopol> yes, but not the one GregorR fell for
00:13:44 <GregorR> *sobs*
00:13:51 <pikhq> Except that it was repeated.
00:14:01 <ehird`> GregorR: Well, it's reading from #ubuntu and #php - homes of IRC-ignorant dopes worldwide.
00:14:05 <ehird`> So, you're right, in a way
00:14:10 <GregorR> ehird`: Heh
00:14:50 <oerjan> except the message probably was on-topic there
00:15:18 <ehird`> true.
00:15:25 <ehird`> **markov
00:15:26 <peyavi> win :3 isn't a HP dv 1000 laptop, :D
00:15:32 <ehird`> Well, it's learned smilies.
00:16:10 <ehird`> **markov
00:16:10 <peyavi> Flash
00:16:15 <ehird`> No!!
00:16:16 <ehird`> **markov
00:16:16 <peyavi> though it's incorrectly detecting my Desktop?
00:16:20 <ehird`> **markov
00:16:21 <peyavi> So should i didn't know how u wanna do, you want to the one the keyframes will be really good
00:16:23 <ehird`> **markov
00:16:24 <peyavi> :D
00:16:26 <ehird`> **markov
00:16:26 <peyavi> wanted numbers as warranted, all the password prompt comes up doesn't do my resolution. I'd google this but I think document explains how do I think document explains... how do my ipod to how...
00:16:39 <ehird`> Ok, well that works
00:16:40 <ehird`> :P
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00:18:37 <ehird`> **markov
00:18:37 <peyavi> keeping the files from my Desktop?
00:18:39 <ehird`> **markov
00:18:40 <peyavi> areas
00:18:42 <ehird`> **markov
00:18:42 <peyavi> 'casper-rw' volume and boot live CD to keep a persistent copy all the same UBR as me! how do you want to break.
00:19:08 <GregorR> "how do you want to break"
00:19:13 <GregorR> Sounds like a threat.
00:21:12 <ehird`> heh
00:21:14 <ehird`> **markov
00:21:15 <peyavi> 3
00:21:17 <ehird`> **markov
00:21:17 <peyavi> interact in alpha
00:21:19 <ehird`> **markov
00:21:19 <peyavi> XP since i know what terms to dial up or the XD card reader... but I have given it doesn't do my ipod to z
00:21:29 <ehird`> OK, what should I add now :P
00:22:38 <oklopol> what's 5*2?
00:22:45 <ehird`> heh
00:22:48 <ehird`> an evaluator
00:22:49 <ehird`> okay.
00:22:53 <oklopol> :O
00:22:55 <oklopol> yes!½
00:22:56 <ehird`> actually.
00:22:58 <ehird`> okay
00:23:03 <ehird`> oklopol: ruby evaluator?
00:23:07 <ehird`> if so i'd have to secure it, so :|
00:23:09 <oklopol> nooooooo!!
00:24:34 <ehird`> what, then
00:25:05 <oklopol> not making the evaluator yourself woulf be cheating
00:25:11 <oklopol> *woof woff
00:25:12 <ehird`> :P
00:25:21 <ehird`> This is turning into RZing.
00:25:31 <ehird`> Suggest something else? xD
00:26:03 <oklopol> what's RZing?
00:26:11 <oklopol> ololobot has an evaluator
00:26:40 <ehird`> hm
00:26:41 <ehird`> what does it do
00:26:45 <ehird`> just arithmetic?
00:26:47 <ehird`> if so that sucks
00:27:39 <oklopol> hmm, k
00:28:06 <ehird`> :P
00:28:15 <ehird`> you're so helpful
00:28:16 <ehird`> xD
00:28:22 <oklopol> it's the only useful command in ololobot
00:28:32 <oklopol> i've actually needed it a few times
00:28:54 <ehird`> Name what ololobot can do.
00:29:04 <oklopol> err
00:29:09 <oklopol> dunno, random stuff
00:29:16 <oklopol> not much.
00:29:51 <ehird`> xD
00:29:52 <ehird`> list!
00:30:23 <oklopol> it has interpreters for numbda, scheme, brainfuck, bootstrap and ski
00:30:31 <oklopol> and random small progs
00:30:51 * pikhq wants a Battle of Wits Magic deck. . .
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00:31:54 <ehird`> random small = ?
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00:32:28 <oklopol> yeah
00:32:35 <oklopol> like factorization
00:33:06 <ehird`> name them
00:33:21 <oklopol> k
00:33:40 <oklopol> bf, bs, expr, help, numbda, pl, ul, dict, feed, sch, choose, d, o, x, k, i, s, factors, in-pr, in-po, in-fi
00:33:48 <oklopol> bf is brainfuck
00:33:52 <oklopol> bs is bootstrap
00:33:58 <ehird`> what is d o x k i s
00:33:59 <oklopol> expr evaluates math expressions
00:34:04 <oklopol> help lists those
00:34:08 <oklopol> numbda is numbda
00:34:15 <oklopol> pl pointlessifies
00:34:22 <oklopol> ul is ski.
00:34:29 <oklopol> dict is a dictionary
00:34:36 <oklopol> 2-way dictionaty
00:34:37 <oklopol> *r
00:34:51 <oklopol> feed is that thing you made into your bot xD
00:35:02 <oklopol> sch is the scheme-alike
00:35:12 <ehird`> what thing that i made?
00:35:14 <oklopol> choose picks one of its args at random
00:35:24 <oklopol> d throws dice
00:35:25 <ehird`> anyway, d o x k i s in-pr in-po in-fi are the ones i care about
00:36:22 <oklopol> <oklopol> >>> o k 10
00:36:22 <oklopol> <ololobot> okokokokokokokokoko
00:36:22 <oklopol> <oklopol> >>> x k 23
00:36:22 <oklopol> <ololobot> kokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokok
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00:40:33 <oklopol> o
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01:44:53 * pikhq wishes for a way to play-test Magic decks. . .
01:50:17 <bsmntbombdood> lloooooooser
01:51:09 <bsmntbombdood> azerbaijan
01:53:06 * pikhq plays his deck face-down
01:53:09 * pikhq attacks
01:53:55 * bsmntbombdood is impervious to your dork-attack
01:54:59 <pikhq> You lose 200 life. You die.
01:55:10 <oklopol> overkill
01:55:15 <pikhq> And when you're in #esoteric, you shouldn't call me a loser. :p
01:55:19 <pikhq> oklopol: I know.
01:55:22 <pikhq> :)
01:56:16 <oklopol> there's nothing dorky about magic, it's a pretty decent game
01:56:30 <oklopol> theoretically speaking
01:56:43 <oklopol> it's a bit too cardy for me
01:56:49 <pikhq> It's quite a good one in my opinion.
01:57:00 <pikhq> Except that it's hard to find someone to play when school's not in session. ;)
01:57:17 <oklopol> my friends used to play it online
01:57:38 <pikhq> I need something I can do that with free.
01:57:42 <pikhq> (I'm kinda broke)
01:57:57 <oklopol> i don't know what they used, but i do know they didn't pay for it.
01:58:39 <pikhq> I know the official program requires paying for digital cards.
02:11:33 <bsmntbombdood> of course
02:11:40 <bsmntbombdood> how could you prove you own the physical card?
02:12:02 <pikhq> You don't have to own the physical card.
02:12:13 <pikhq> You must merely own a digital one in the official online game.
02:15:37 <bsmntbombdood> yeah...
02:16:28 <bsmntbombdood> i meant if it wasn't like that
02:19:04 <bsmntbombdood> that's an interesting problem actually
02:19:25 <bsmntbombdood> i'm not sure it can be done
02:20:25 <bsmntbombdood> yeah pretty sure it can't without a smart card
02:21:19 <pikhq> I think an online game could be useful without the ability to ensure that Wizards gets paid. . . It would encourage a large amount of playtesting new decks.
02:21:38 <pikhq> Of course, tournaments and such would still need physical cards.
02:23:11 <bsmntbombdood> and solving that problem would give you a really good digital currenc
02:23:12 <bsmntbombdood> y
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02:23:57 <pikhq> WARNING: We have a Wikipedian!
02:23:58 <pikhq> :p
02:27:35 <tokigun> :p
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02:32:25 <bsmntbombdood> lol wikipeidan
02:32:42 <lifthrasiir> lol
02:32:59 <lifthrasiir> anyway, long time see you ;)
02:33:30 <bsmntbombdood> ?
02:34:13 <lifthrasiir> eh, i meant i made no conversation for many months...
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02:38:08 <lifthrasiir> i was trying to create the real implementation of Formula, and got lost
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03:11:02 <jgannon> Hey, can somebody say "Hello World!" for me?
03:11:59 <bsmntbombdood> no
03:12:10 <Slereah> Hello World!
03:12:24 <jgannon> Yay! Thank you.
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03:12:46 <Slereah> I can also sing about bottles of beers, or even repeat what you just say!
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03:12:54 * Slereah <- Turing complete
03:13:03 <jgannon> That's pretty exciting.
03:13:16 <Slereah> Isn't it.
03:13:29 <Slereah> Although I'm kinda hard to implement on another machine.
03:13:45 <bsmntbombdood> Slereah: no you aren't
03:13:45 <jgannon> Is that innuendo? :-p
03:13:49 <pikhq> I'm also Turing complte.
03:13:56 <pikhq> However, I'm also programmer-abusive.
03:14:00 <Slereah> No, but it would be!
03:14:07 <bsmntbombdood> Slereah: calculate 2^2^26
03:14:10 <bsmntbombdood> erm
03:14:17 <bsmntbombdood> 2^2^2^2^2^2^2
03:14:20 <Slereah> I could, but it might take a while!
03:14:44 <Slereah> Execution speed is always a problem for us mere mortals.
03:15:29 <bsmntbombdood> you'd die before you calculate it
03:15:34 <bsmntbombdood> not turning complete
03:15:38 <Slereah> Probably not.
03:15:42 <Slereah> Although I'd be bored.
03:16:03 <Slereah> Well, so would your computer if he tried to calculate the exact solution of some 3 body system!
03:16:32 <bsmntbombdood> omg boobies
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03:49:37 <GregorR> Humans are not Turing complete.
03:50:06 <GregorR> Proof: The halting problem is unsolvable for all Turing-complete machines. The answer to the halting problem for any human is "yes"
03:52:00 <Slereah> Much like any computer!
03:52:21 <Slereah> But if I was some sort of infinite brain in a jar...
03:52:24 <Slereah> Or something.
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03:54:13 <pikhq> GregorR: You can tell if humanity will halt?
03:54:23 * pikhq gets pedantic. ;)
03:55:11 <GregorR> I know that /a human/ will halt.
03:55:23 <GregorR> I said that /humans/ are not Turing complete, I did not say that /humanity/ is not Turing complete.
03:56:23 <pikhq> Do you say "humans" as in "any individual human" or "humans as a group"?
03:56:43 <pikhq> Hmm.
03:57:07 * pikhq suspects that humanity is the only Turing-complete system to have a theoretical infinite amount of storage.
03:57:12 <pikhq> (assuming an infinite universe)
03:57:38 <pikhq> If you don't have enough memory, just create a child. Voila. 1 man-unit of storage.
03:57:43 <bsmntbombdood> hhmmm
03:57:48 <bsmntbombdood> humanity could be turing complete
03:57:49 <Slereah> Well, and also an infinite life for humanity.
03:57:53 <GregorR> I mean "any individual human"
03:57:55 <pikhq> We shall call this 'malloc'.
03:57:59 <GregorR> "Humanity" == "humans taken as a whole"
03:58:06 <pikhq> True, true.
03:58:09 <Slereah> Which is pretty unlikely.
03:58:34 <Slereah> It's hard to be human when you're just random particles scattered over a few cubic parsecs.
03:58:47 <pikhq> Granted, the lifespan of humanity is the limiting factor.
03:59:07 <Slereah> Also, limited memory.
03:59:33 <GregorR> A human is only capable of communicating a certain amount of knowledge to another human.
03:59:56 <GregorR> This probably creates an upper limit to the complexity of problems humanity can solve.
04:00:16 <Slereah> Solution : infinite robots roaming the universe.
04:00:43 <Slereah> It also has the advantage of being an infinity of robots.
04:04:07 <bsmntbombdood> it's reasonable to assume that humanity will go on forever
04:04:14 <pikhq> GregorR: With an infinite amount of humans, this does not matter.
04:04:31 <bsmntbombdood> you don't even need infinite humans
04:04:36 <bsmntbombdood> just always-growing humans
04:04:38 <GregorR> That assumes that any problem can be broken up in such a way that multiple humans can do it.
04:04:45 <Slereah> bsmntbombdood : Even after the sun slowly dies, and matter slowly turns into iron 56?
04:05:00 <bsmntbombdood> Slereah: yes
04:05:01 <Slereah> I'm talking of unfathomable times, but still.
04:08:25 <bsmntbombdood> close enough
04:11:55 <GregorR> The environment in which a device operates shouldn't be considered when asking if said device is Turing-complete.
04:12:57 <Slereah> Well, the device itself will slowly perish.
04:13:25 <bsmntbombdood> no real device can be turing complete so it doesn't matter
04:13:31 <bsmntbombdood> this is a pretty stupid discussion
04:13:48 <Slereah> Indeed.
04:13:59 <Slereah> But it is always a good occasion for mentioning infinite robots.
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04:17:10 <VERTiGO31> Please say "Hello World!"
04:17:54 <Slereah> Hello World!
04:18:09 <Slereah> I have this feeling of dj vu.
04:18:31 <VERTiGO31> 8D
04:18:47 <GregorR> Please say "I wish I'd never made IRP >_<"
04:18:51 <GregorR> I wish I'd never made IRP >_<
04:19:03 <pikhq> Okay, where did IRP get mentioned now?
04:19:11 <VERTiGO31> syntax error
04:19:19 <VERTiGO31> stumble upon =P
04:19:27 <pikhq> *groan*
04:19:31 <GregorR> Heh
04:20:29 <VERTiGO31> Hey, it's the first 'program' I've written in IRP, I figured I"d make it a hello world
04:20:41 <pikhq> *groan*
04:20:45 <GregorR> Heh
04:20:47 <Slereah> IRP?
04:20:56 <GregorR> Slereah: Nooooo, don't ask, stay pure! :P
04:21:01 <VERTiGO31> I feel your deja vu, Slee
04:21:08 <pikhq> Internet Relay Programming.
04:21:21 <GregorR> It's a joke I made on the Esolang wiki.
04:21:26 <Slereah> Don't worry, I know little enough about programming.
04:21:28 <GregorR> Which then got reddit'd or something.
04:21:29 <VERTiGO31> Please do a barrel roll!
04:21:31 <pikhq> The preferred answer for IRP is "ERROR: I don't want to."
04:21:36 <bsmntbombdood> GregorR: >_< is my smiley
04:21:40 <pikhq> ERROR: I don't want to.
04:21:42 <bsmntbombdood> you must pay me royalties
04:21:44 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: O_O
04:22:58 <bsmntbombdood> also M_<
04:23:22 * Slereah looks the IRP article on Esoteric.
04:23:24 <Slereah> Oh.
04:24:22 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: "you" is my smiley.
04:24:28 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: Thou must pay royalties.
04:24:35 <VERTiGO31> oh snap.
04:24:36 <Slereah> <GregorR> Please, write the 99 bottles lyrics
04:24:36 <Slereah> <memonic> go to hell
04:24:43 <Slereah> I see the limits!
04:24:43 <bsmntbombdood> GregorR: goober nap
04:26:31 <VERTiGO31> Esoteric = impractical, amirite?
04:26:39 <bsmntbombdood> not exactly
04:26:48 <VERTiGO31> brainfuck.
04:27:30 <bsmntbombdood> what about it?
04:27:35 <VERTiGO31> esoteric?
04:27:45 <VERTiGO31> painful, that's for sure.
04:27:56 <VERTiGO31> that, and I want acompiler for it.
04:28:02 <VERTiGO31> you know where to find one?
04:28:03 <bsmntbombdood> there's many
04:28:10 <Slereah> I use Brainfuck Developer.
04:28:11 <VERTiGO31> I cant find any ;-;
04:28:12 <GregorR> The files archive has loads of 'em.
04:28:22 <VERTiGO31> Nice.
04:28:23 <Slereah> it has many nifty gizmos.
04:28:31 <bsmntbombdood> esoteric = "Having to do with concepts that are highly theoretical and without obvious practical application."
04:28:33 <Slereah> Like seeing the actual memory.
04:28:50 <VERTiGO31> lol
04:29:58 <Slereah> http://www.4mhz.de/bfdev.html
04:30:30 <Slereah> I'm not sure if it can compile, though.
04:30:33 <Slereah> Never had to use it.
04:31:17 <VERTiGO31> Thanks 8D
04:31:19 <GregorR> [shameless plug] The EgoBF suite includes a compiler.
04:31:29 <VERTiGO31> o.o
04:31:49 <VERTiGO31> you mention this 2 seconds after I finish the download. Good timing, I give you that =P
04:32:25 <Slereah> 286 kB? I could have spared you that!
04:32:55 <VERTiGO31> I"m sticking with BFDev for now. looks fancy
04:33:36 <Slereah> It's really swell.
04:33:54 <VERTiGO31> =3
04:34:52 <bsmntbombdood> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggoooooooooooboobs
04:35:26 <Slereah> Boobs?
04:35:44 <VERTiGO31> Breastisis.
04:38:25 <bsmntbombdood> the answer to success is planning ahead
04:38:36 <bsmntbombdood> "hello, i'd like to register to be a sex offender"
04:38:47 <GregorR> So, I'm trying to figure out why JSMMIX doesn't work on IE. Unfortunately, IE seems to have no debugging facilities whatsoever.
04:39:20 <Slereah> "I'm planning on some groping and orgies. Mostly with children, but probably some teens as well."
04:40:36 <VERTiGO31> Print the first 40 digits of Pi.
04:41:09 <Slereah> I only know 10.
04:41:16 <Slereah> What's the error message for IRP?
04:41:45 <VERTiGO31> I know 40! 8D
04:41:58 <VERTiGO31> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
04:42:10 <Slereah> Do you know them, or know copypasta?
04:42:18 <VERTiGO31> I know them!
04:42:39 <VERTiGO31> I tried to memorize the first 100 for a roject in school
04:42:43 <VERTiGO31> project
04:42:54 <VERTiGO31> got to 40, and they stuck with me forever
04:43:34 <Slereah> I knew 9 for the longest time.
04:43:49 * VERTiGO31 starts singing the obvious billy joel song.
04:43:50 <Slereah> I know the 10th because of the song "Mathematical paradise".
04:44:10 <VERTiGO31> Lol
04:45:18 <VERTiGO31> So like
04:45:22 <VERTiGO31> .____.
04:52:55 <GregorR> Oh SHFFFFF
04:53:10 <GregorR> IE won't handle my gigantic array containing an ELF64 binary >_<
04:53:14 <VERTiGO31> ERROR: Lol wut?
04:53:25 <VERTiGO31> XD
04:53:30 <VERTiGO31> IE can't handle anything
04:53:49 <GregorR> It doesn't even give me an error, it simply doesn't accept the code ._.
04:54:31 <VERTiGO31> XD
04:54:46 <GregorR> It doesn't even give me an error signifying that it couldn't accept the code X-D
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05:26:00 <pikhq> Why the hell does IE not like that big of an array?
05:26:19 <VERTiGO31> you sorta answered yourself.
05:26:21 <pikhq> Fuck it: AJAX it. Make the Javascript load a file of MMIX assembly.
05:26:24 <VERTiGO31> IE
05:26:35 <pikhq> VERTiGO31: You have a point there.
05:26:43 <pikhq> Or just kill IE.
05:26:45 <VERTiGO31> 8D
05:27:16 <pikhq> Why 0x8D?
05:27:31 <VERTiGO31> switching to hexidecimal now?
05:27:37 <VERTiGO31> that's be an emote.
05:28:30 <pikhq> I know. ;)
05:28:44 <VERTiGO31> hehe =P
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08:52:09 <oklopol> <GregorR> That assumes that any problem can be broken up in such a way that multiple humans can do it. <<< there are always problems where separating calculation into multiple threads does no good, i recall reading.
08:52:38 <oklopol> humanity can't be tc if i'm correct
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15:59:59 <ehird`> oklo: minimization of nickname?
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17:04:33 <ehird`> **markov
17:04:33 <peyavi> just before and the test the test complete fine
17:04:36 <ehird`> **markov
17:04:37 <peyavi> are in Gnome Nautilus?
17:04:38 <ehird`> **markov
17:04:39 <peyavi> fine
17:04:40 <ehird`> **markov
17:04:40 <peyavi> [function.filesize]: Stat failed for http://images.slashdot.org/topics/topicinternet.gif (errno=2 - No such file or directory)
17:04:44 <ehird`> **markov
17:04:45 <peyavi> handle just before and the test complete fine
17:08:14 <ehird`> **markov
17:08:14 <peyavi> problem http://librenix.com/?inode=21
17:08:16 <ehird`> **markov
17:08:16 <peyavi> myfile.exe
17:08:18 <ehird`> **markov
17:08:19 <peyavi> has the no need antivirus
17:08:20 <ehird`> **markov
17:08:20 <peyavi> four as loaded? then, how to optimize! :P
17:08:25 <ehird`> **markov
17:08:26 <peyavi> with changing the hell is in Mplayer? I'm using gnome Nautilus?
17:08:27 <ehird`> **markov
17:08:28 <peyavi> from two workspaces is there any chance to understand why Linux does not trying to start..i dont know if I listen *.conf" .
17:11:06 <ehird`> **markov
17:11:07 <peyavi> why Linux does not it is he doing with changing the buttons aren't being recognized by xev.
17:11:21 <ehird`> **markov
17:11:21 <peyavi> active ). hi.
17:11:23 <ehird`> **markov
17:11:23 <peyavi> work?
17:11:25 <ehird`> **markov
17:11:25 <peyavi> people..maybe they are: similar
17:11:26 <ehird`> **markov
17:11:27 <peyavi> reboot is my ifconfig -a: bit worried at the test complete fine I'd just do what I reboot is it
17:11:33 <ehird`> ok i'm dne :P
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17:54:19 <ehird`> **markov
17:54:19 <peyavi> hard drive ? hi. guys, WHen i think NFS client with journaling.
17:54:22 <ehird`> **markov
17:54:23 <peyavi> kid learning math?
17:54:24 <ehird`> **markov
17:54:25 <peyavi> program again it allows you want all are unix code in ubuntu is compiz-fusion basicly added to be allowed to Gutsy? adding it shows the data on.. here are the...
17:54:43 <ehird`> such a clever little thing.
17:54:54 <ihope_> :-P
17:55:25 <ihope_> Does it have a good reason for saying things like "WHen"?
17:55:34 <ehird`> Yes, other people have said "WHen"
17:55:41 <ehird`> it keeps the original punctuation and spelling in context
17:55:47 <ehird`> (Although treats "when" and "WHeN" as equal)
17:55:57 <ihope_> Does it say "WHen" as commonly as it says "When"?
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17:56:48 <ehird`> It says "WHen" if, when it first saw "Word-preceding-WHen WHen" before the correct spelling
17:57:41 <ihope_> So if I say "foo When" a hundred times and "foo WHen" once, and it generates "foo", what'll come next?
17:58:19 <ehird`> WHen
17:58:27 <ehird`> Err
17:58:29 <ehird`> Well
17:58:32 <ehird`> which did you say first
17:58:37 <ehird`> Because if so, that one.
17:58:40 * ihope_ nods
17:59:20 <ihope_> If I say "foo bar" a hundred times and "foo quux" fifty times, will it say whichever I said first, or "bar" with a 2/3 chance and "quux" with a 1/3 chance?
18:00:00 <ehird`> Oh, the weights, yes.
18:00:03 <ehird`> This is a markov chain, of course.
18:00:08 * ihope_ nods
18:00:10 <ehird`> Otherwise, it'd just parrot the first sentence it hears, over and over!
18:00:15 <ihope_> Indeed.
18:00:28 <ehird`> It's just punctuation/capitalization that's preserved from the first time
18:00:35 * ihope_ nods
18:00:57 <ihope_> If you ever have it do a Markov chain of me, good luck getting it to do anything but ask questions and agree with you.
18:01:15 <ehird`> It's listening to you know, incidentally
18:01:17 <ehird`> *now
18:01:20 * ihope_ nods
18:02:03 <ehird`> **markov
18:02:04 <peyavi> liked it.
18:02:15 <ihope_> How profound.
18:02:31 <ehird`> **markov
18:02:31 <peyavi> marcrove chains or ~^Phill^~ /
18:02:39 <ehird`> **markov
18:02:40 <peyavi> http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=587905
18:02:41 <ehird`> **markov
18:02:42 <peyavi> #ubuntu+1 supports many formats. There a mac unix certified?
18:02:44 <ehird`> **markov
18:02:44 <peyavi> earlier but im the old swap should reflect that. one. gateway (router) ..you could point me off with the Taligent and "grep video card and "foo When" i see !info unrar-free
18:03:00 <ihope_> Yay, "foo When".
18:03:02 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:03 <peyavi> live cd
18:03:12 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:13 <peyavi> based on qemu I can't
18:03:14 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:14 <peyavi> Konqueror (KDE/Qt, KHTML engine), Dillo (GTK), Gecko engine), Dillo (GTK), Gecko engine), Epiphany (GTK, fronend
18:03:21 <ihope_> I take it WHen and When" are considered different words.
18:03:26 <ehird`> ihope_: No, identical/.
18:03:35 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:35 <ihope_> Oh.
18:03:38 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:39 <peyavi> .com :< lvm. or directory)
18:03:42 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:42 <peyavi> linux-image-server has the moment, Thanks for RAID? 5 years ago
18:03:44 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:45 <peyavi> volume
18:03:46 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:46 <peyavi> "security =
18:03:48 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:48 <peyavi> well,
18:03:49 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:50 <peyavi> NTFS partitions then how to read from seeing my main partition+swap partition you never
18:03:52 <ehird`> **markov
18:03:52 <peyavi> oldbie to do i need help me how do in Mplayer? has the case with ubuntu???? Firefox (GTK, fronend
18:05:42 <pikhq> How long has peyavi been observing?
18:06:44 <ehird`> pikhq: Uhh, it doesn't save.
18:06:47 <ehird`> Since it joined here, then
18:06:52 <ehird`> Since 17:04
18:06:57 <ehird`> (here, it's 18:06)
18:06:58 <ehird`> So about an hour.
18:07:12 <ehird`> **markov
18:07:12 <peyavi> projects, with the utf8 mode"? in it. Thanks
18:07:46 <ehird`> It's also first-order now, to speed learning.
18:07:49 <ehird`> And starts off mindless
18:14:20 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:21 <peyavi> oldbie to do i need help me how do in Mplayer? has the case with ubuntu???? Firefox (GTK, fronend
18:14:24 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:25 <peyavi> animation package
18:14:27 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:27 <peyavi> for any software which is there
18:14:28 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:29 <peyavi> hax though.
18:14:29 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:30 <peyavi> Gutsy? my wireless card probably. less; unix
18:14:33 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:33 <peyavi> Epiphany (GTK, fronend
18:14:34 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:35 <peyavi> imagine this, means? completely just 1
18:14:37 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:38 <peyavi> ifdown eth0;ifup eth0 wlan0,
18:14:40 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:40 <peyavi> legolas-San,
18:14:41 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:42 <peyavi> vmware-server system -> what did tell it looking for? operating systems know. if so; i'm running
18:14:46 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:47 <peyavi> Indeed.
18:14:48 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:49 <peyavi> found at the terminal
18:14:50 <ehird`> **markov
18:14:50 <peyavi> irritating me there. any rules are both are in smb.conf folder
18:23:22 <ihope_> Seems an interesting thing.
18:31:05 <ehird`> **markov
18:31:05 <peyavi> ubuntuforums.org but they Open display... i'm working ...
18:31:09 <ehird`> It's very basic, of course.
18:39:52 <oklo> upgrading to feisty was a great idea, now xchat freezes every 10 seconds
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18:44:33 <Tritonio_> hello
18:48:39 <ihope_> Ello.
19:03:53 <oklo> o
19:16:52 <ehird`> oklo: you fucked up somehow
19:16:59 <ehird`> oklo: reinstall or something :p
19:17:01 <ehird`> **markov
19:17:02 <peyavi> player, when you want to unmount the swap partition? /dev/sdb1
19:17:06 <ehird`> **markov
19:17:07 <peyavi> eth0;ifup eth0 i wrote win on ubuntu boot commands are u
19:17:09 <ehird`> **markov
19:17:09 <peyavi> haa , ehird` (read the KDE deps,
19:17:14 <ehird`> wow
19:17:15 <ehird`> lucid.
19:17:19 <ehird`> **markov
19:17:19 <peyavi> troubleshooting docs
19:17:20 <ehird`> **markov
19:17:21 <peyavi> card its a hundred times
19:17:22 <ehird`> **markov
19:17:22 <peyavi> No rwx and AC97 sliders to other /boot, and #ubuntu-offtopic is madwifi something :p
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21:05:39 <ihope_> **markov
21:05:45 <ihope_> Oh.
21:08:28 <pikhq> I can markov if you want. :p
21:14:10 <oklo> okokokokokokokokokokokoko
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21:22:07 <pikhq> GregorR, how goes JSMMIX?
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21:25:15 <ihope_> Here, I'll do a Markov chain of my nick: ihope_
21:25:37 <ihope_> And let's not forget bombsmntbdoooooood.
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21:27:53 <ehird`> did someone say markov chain?
21:28:02 <ihope_> Yes.
21:28:03 <ehird`> **markov
21:28:03 <peyavi> Yes.
21:28:06 <ihope_> Woot.
21:28:07 <ehird`> haha
21:28:07 <ehird`> **markov
21:28:08 <peyavi> markov chain?
21:28:09 <ehird`> **markov
21:28:10 <peyavi> did someone say markov
21:28:12 <ehird`> **markov
21:28:12 <peyavi> did someone say markov
21:28:15 <ehird`> **markov
21:28:15 <peyavi> haha
21:28:16 <ehird`> **markov
21:28:18 <ihope_> It's so smart!
21:28:23 <ehird`> * Received a CTCP VERSION from peyavi (to #esoteric)
21:28:27 <ehird`> indeed.
21:28:32 <ihope_> Did chain markov say say someone chain did say.
21:28:45 <ehird`> ihope_: it markov chain'ed this whole room!!
21:28:46 <ehird`> err
21:28:49 <ehird`> CTCP VERSION'd
21:28:55 <ihope_> **markov
21:28:56 <peyavi> at 7AD42C65: Attempt to read from Emmanuele Bassi, but it doesn't work also tried that
21:29:12 <ehird`> **markov
21:29:13 <peyavi> family need that Dictionary for that Dictionary
21:29:14 <ehird`> **markov
21:29:15 <ihope_> I always segfault when I try to read Emmanuele Bassi.
21:29:15 <peyavi> StructuredException at 7AD42C65: Attempt to read from Lingvosoft: OpenDict 0.6.2 I could select Albanian language, I could select Albanian language, I must often use WindowsXP because me and my family need that Dictionary
21:29:36 <ehird`> it's like very bad poetry/rap
21:29:52 <ehird`> **markov
21:29:53 <peyavi> respond me any answer, it doesn't work also in other languages, :( English, I can't find a CTCP VERSION from Lingvosoft: OpenDict 0.6.2 I tried that i must often use WindowsXP because me any answer, it markov
21:30:20 <ihope_> It markov.
21:31:04 <ehird`> **markov
21:31:04 <peyavi> rebuild the fonts?
21:31:05 <ehird`> **markov
21:31:05 <peyavi> rights"
21:31:07 <ehird`> **markov
21:31:07 <peyavi> Gutsy isn't working Help I tried that from Emmanuele Bassi, but it doesn't work also in the gspca drivers, but it doesn't show any in there just fine.
21:31:11 <ehird`> **markov
21:31:11 <peyavi> icons?
21:31:12 <ehird`> **markov
21:31:13 <peyavi> anyone know what to read from a CTCP VERSION
21:31:34 <ihope_> I do! But you're a bot, so I refuse to tell you.
21:32:01 <ehird`> **markov
21:32:01 <peyavi> what to do about this whole room!!
21:32:15 <ehird`> that...
21:32:18 <ehird`> made sense in context.
21:33:35 <ehird`> **markov
21:33:35 <peyavi> family need that Dictionary for that Dictionary for Albanian - Received a file with my family need some serious help. I could select the fonts?
21:34:02 <ehird`> **markov
21:34:02 <peyavi> citrix!!
21:34:25 <ihope_> Woo, citrix.\
21:35:07 <ihope_> I want one! :-P
21:41:34 <GregorR> pikhq: I can printf("Foo"), but I can't printf("%d", 3)
21:41:45 <GregorR> Strangely the "%d" gets replaced by nothing whatsoever.
21:41:56 <GregorR> So printf("1 %d 3 %d 5", 2, 4) prints "1 3 5"
21:45:36 <pikhq> Does JSMMIX give an error when an unimplemented syscall is called?
21:46:22 <pikhq> I suspect that more than one syscall is getting called for that printf.
21:48:30 <moteyalpha> ltrace strace
21:49:24 <ihope_> What's this about printf and system calls?
21:50:41 <pikhq> Gregor has only implemented print and exit. ;)
21:51:10 <ihope_> What's he using?
21:51:25 <ehird`> ihope_: JSMMIX
21:51:30 <ehird`> It's a MMIX simulator in javascript
21:51:34 <ihope_> Ah.
21:51:40 <ehird`> http://codu.org/jsmmix/test.html
21:52:14 <ehird`> **markov
21:52:14 <peyavi> dictionaries, I just haven't found
21:52:16 <ehird`> **markov
21:52:16 <peyavi> wiki page I wish there is routing between more information on your net work also dl them is called? for Albanian dictonary
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21:56:40 <ehird`> Now I improved peyavi.
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21:57:03 <ehird`> Eh, need to fix it up some more
21:57:42 <ihope_> Well, this is interesting. I type "about:blank" and then "javascript:document.write("Hello, world!")" into Firefox, and it works as expected, except now Firefox thinks that the page is still loading.
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21:58:28 <ehird`> **markov
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21:58:51 -!- peyavi has joined.
21:58:56 <ehird`> Hello, world!
21:58:57 -!- peyavi has quit (Remote closed the connection).
21:59:25 -!- peyavi has joined.
21:59:26 <ehird`> Hello, world!
21:59:28 <ehird`> **markov
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21:59:55 <Slereah> Aleph null bottles of beer on the wall, aleph null bottles of beer!
22:00:09 <ehird`> Too late, Slereah .
22:00:10 <ehird`> :)
22:00:13 -!- peyavi has joined.
22:00:14 <ehird`> Hello, world!
22:00:16 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:16 <peyavi> Hello, world!
22:00:20 <Slereah> Damn you!
22:00:20 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:21 <peyavi> Hello, world!
22:00:24 <ehird`> Slereah: Try again now.
22:00:28 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:28 <peyavi> Damn you!
22:00:30 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:30 <peyavi> and then it says "gedit has not been able to detect the character coding."..any ideas?
22:00:33 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:34 <peyavi> and then it says "gedit has not been able to detect the character coding."..any ideas?
22:00:40 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:41 <peyavi> Damn you!
22:00:42 <ehird`> **markov
22:00:42 <peyavi> Damn you!
22:00:43 <Slereah> Why is it too late exactly?
22:00:49 <ehird`> Slereah: peyavi died, for a second.
22:00:57 <Slereah> I didn't follow too much what's happening.
22:01:00 <ehird`> Slereah: If you want to get "aleph-null ..." into it, now's your chance. :P
22:01:09 <Slereah> Aleph null bottles of beer on the wall, aleph null bottles of beer!
22:01:16 <Slereah> But who's peyavi!
22:01:19 <ihope_> And now... we wait.
22:01:20 <Slereah> Some robot?
22:01:27 <ehird`> Yes!
22:01:29 <ihope_> Sí.
22:01:33 <ehird`> He's a markov chain bot.
22:01:37 <ihope_> **markov
22:01:37 <peyavi> But who's peyavi!
22:01:44 * ihope_ claps
22:01:44 <Slereah> Markov chain?
22:01:52 <ehird`> Right now, he's 2nd-order, and will only start a sentence with the 2 words that have already started a sentence
22:01:54 <ihope_> Select a word based only on the word before, yes?
22:01:56 <ehird`> So no mid-sentence jumps
22:01:58 <ehird`> ihope_: No, 2.
22:02:03 <ehird`> ihope_: Select a word based on the two words before.
22:02:05 <ihope_> Close enough.
22:02:10 <ihope_> **markov
22:02:10 <peyavi> Some robot?
22:02:22 <ehird`> It needs a lot of data to stop parroting when second-order. :)
22:02:25 <ehird`> **markov
22:02:25 <peyavi> jsoftw: yes
22:02:44 <ihope_> Make it match based on the last two letters! :-P
22:02:49 <ehird`> Haha
22:03:16 <ehird`> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociated press has an example of letter-based markov chaining
22:03:29 <ehird`> The word based example is really good though
22:03:30 <ehird`> "wart: n. A small, crocky feature that sticks out of an array (C has no checks for this). This is relatively benign and easy to spot if the phrase is bent so as to be not worth paying attention to the medium in question."
22:03:34 <ihope_> Presidentagon, etc.
22:04:00 <ehird`> **markov
22:04:00 <peyavi> Right now, he's 2nd-order, and will only start a sentence
22:04:09 * ihope_ claps
22:04:39 <ehird`> Wait
22:04:42 <ehird`> why did he give up there?
22:04:43 <ehird`> Oh
22:04:48 <ehird`> Probably #ubuntu or #php influence
22:04:51 <ehird`> (sentence => end)
22:05:02 <ihope_> You did end a sentence with "a sentence".
22:05:10 <ihope_> You ended THAT sentence with "a sentence".
22:05:28 <ehird`> No.
22:05:56 <moteyalpha> ?vokraM ton si sdrawkcaB
22:05:58 <ehird`> Right now, he's 2nd-order, and will only start a sentence with the 2 words that have already started a sentence
22:06:00 <ehird`> Different sentence
22:06:01 <ehird`> But yes
22:06:04 <ehird`> you are right, partly
22:06:16 <ehird`> moteyalpha: heh
22:06:18 <ehird`> **markov
22:06:19 <peyavi> [Neurotic]: it's a shot in the little hole on the "hip" factor, then you're competing directly with Apple, and chances are Apple will out-hip you up and down the street with...
22:07:37 <ehird`> **markov
22:07:37 <peyavi> mozart: I think a lot more people would be open to switching away from Windows if they had a place they could go for tech support and professional assistance.
22:08:44 <ehird`> **markov
22:08:44 <peyavi> i choosed the default option and it formats all my hd
22:08:46 <ehird`> **markov
22:08:46 <peyavi> anybdy have any ideas with the erro i'm getitng for trying to instal amsn?
22:08:50 <ehird`> bah
22:08:54 <ehird`> it is merely a parrot, right now
22:09:06 <ehird`> ihope_: Got any huge texts to flood it with? :P
22:09:17 <ihope_> The Bible?
22:09:29 <ihope_> The Nate-the-snake joke?
22:09:40 <ihope_> Should I send it one in private messages?
22:10:58 <ehird`> The bible?!
22:11:06 <ehird`> I don't want it to become mindless. :P
22:11:28 <ihope_> The Nate joke, then.
22:11:53 <ehird`> Okay then :P it listens to all PRIVMSG's so do whatever
22:12:50 <moteyalpha> Send it a text file of the human genome in GATTACA format and maybe it will answer?
22:13:12 <ehird`> moteyalpha: It has trouble with the brown corpus, never mind that! :P
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22:14:14 <ihope_> Oops.
22:14:20 <ihope_> Will send now.
22:14:48 -!- ihope_ has quit (Excess Flood).
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22:15:30 <ehird`> ihope_: it didn't see a thing you said and you excess flood'd
22:15:33 <ihope_> Bah. How much did you get?
22:15:36 <ehird`> None.
22:15:43 <ehird`> Add some time delay. :P
22:15:57 <ihope_> Oh.
22:16:05 <ihope_> Will do.
22:18:01 <ehird`> ihope_: it hasn't heard anything yet
22:18:07 <ihope_> Indeed.
22:18:48 <ehird`> **markov
22:18:48 <peyavi> !apt | shawn_selig29
22:18:50 <ehird`> **markov
22:18:50 <peyavi> EminX: join me in that case i have my script basically str_replace {CITY, STATE, ZIP} type tags inside the cron job of course.
22:18:51 <EgoBot> Huh?
22:18:54 <ehird`> **markov
22:18:55 <peyavi> the-erm: how about performance?
22:18:56 <ehird`> **markov
22:18:57 <peyavi> soskel then use that optino and ur unallcatoed space will be used
22:19:09 <ihope_> Unallcatoed. What a fun word.
22:19:17 <ihope_> Oh, I'll just try sending it again.
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22:20:17 <ihope_> ...sorry. Again.
22:20:21 <ehird`> xD
22:20:53 -!- ihope_ has quit (Excess Flood).
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22:21:57 <ihope_> Well, this isn't working.
22:22:19 <ehird`> 1. send line
22:22:22 <ehird`> 2. wait a bit
22:22:24 <ehird`> 3. goto 1
22:23:40 <ihope_> That'd take a while.
22:23:51 <ihope_> Unless, of course, I did it botwise.
22:24:09 * ihope_ does it botwise
22:25:54 <oklo> you have one sucky client
22:26:04 <ihope_> :-P
22:26:28 <ehird`> HAY IHOPE BE CTCPVERSION RESPONDERING.
22:26:57 <ihope_> SI SENOR?
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22:28:20 <ehird`> >ihope_< CTCP VERSION
22:28:25 <ehird`> and no responz
22:29:14 <ihope_> Oh, huh.
22:29:27 <ihope_> === CTCP version reply ``ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.9/2007102514]'' from ihope_
22:29:41 <ihope_> Try now.
22:29:51 <ihope_> Probably that I wasn't identified to NickServ.
22:30:08 <ehird`> eww
22:30:10 <ehird`> chatzilla
22:30:13 <ehird`> terrible
22:30:25 <ihope_> :-P
22:30:40 <ihope_> Better than irssi in some ways, not as bad as XiRCON in some ways.
22:31:31 <ehird`> what OS?
22:31:37 <ihope_> Windows.
22:31:51 <ehird`> ah
22:31:54 <ehird`> then there is no resolve for you
22:32:08 <ihope_> I'm using Windows because my Windows machine is closest to me. :-)
22:32:24 <ehird`> Xircon stopped development in 1997 you know :P
22:32:49 <pikhq> Why do you have a Windows machine?
22:33:35 <ihope_> Because of games, I guess.
22:34:44 <moteyalpha> Don't most games run on wine anyway?
22:35:08 <ihope_> Maybe?
22:35:24 <ehird`> moteyalpha: no.
22:35:27 <ehird`> a few do
22:35:30 <ehird`> nowhere close to 'most'
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22:36:01 * ihope saves the day
22:36:27 <oklo> i hope so
22:36:50 <oklo> (so fresh!)
22:37:23 * ihope_ sends
22:39:12 <ehird`> **markov
22:39:13 <peyavi> Add some time delay. :P
22:40:14 <oklo> peyavi: i don't think that's necessary, since you only respond to the **markov command
22:40:22 <oklo> no one will think you're human anyway
22:40:27 <ihope_> Have you received anything?
22:40:35 <ihope_> **markov
22:40:36 <peyavi> dredhammer: fix what?
22:40:48 <ehird`> I do not think so ihope_ .
22:41:07 <ihope_> Meh.
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22:41:25 <ihope_> Did you see me say "Oogle." there?
22:42:34 * ehird` checks
22:42:43 <ehird`> :ihope_!n=ihope@tapthru/resident/ihope PRIVMSG peyavi :Oogle.
22:42:55 <ihope_> But nothing from ihope?
22:43:06 <ihope_> What about "Foom."?
22:43:40 <pikhq> **markov
22:43:41 <peyavi> soskel, not sure how to do with the brown corpus, never mind that! :P
22:44:45 <ehird`> ihope_: did you identify
22:44:53 <ehird`> you have to, to send /msg'
22:44:53 <ehird`> s
22:44:56 <ehird`> on freenode
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22:45:47 <ihope> Trying again.
22:46:15 <ehird`> argh
22:46:16 <ehird`> stop
22:46:19 <ehird`> you're breaking
22:46:21 <ehird`> at the wrong points
22:46:29 <ehird`> do one sentence per messge
22:46:33 <ehird`> it only does it per message
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22:50:30 <ehird`> ihope: see above
22:50:30 <ihope_> Well, I don't know how to stop sending.
22:50:40 <ihope_> Has it finished yet?
22:50:57 <ehird`> No
22:51:07 <ihope_> **markov
22:51:08 <peyavi> mindstorms: please explain
22:52:33 <ihope_> **markov
22:53:11 <ihope_> **markov
22:53:11 <peyavi> Should I revert back to the left of that, and starts walking.
22:53:19 <ihope_> Sounds like something from the story.
22:53:30 <ehird`> It's s till being sent.
22:54:03 <ihope_> "Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking."
22:54:04 <ihope_> How far is it?
22:54:12 <ehird`> "he stares at the snake in shock"
22:54:27 <ihope_> That's not very far at all.
22:54:37 <ihope_> About a fifth of the way through.
22:54:40 <ehird`> "Hmm. Maybe the snake has no interest in biting him?"
22:55:04 <ihope_> Oh, there are line breaks in inappropriate places? That's not all that good.
22:55:10 <ehird`> Yeah
22:55:51 <ihope_> Well, if you aren't okay with lines ending with "He glanced over at Sammy and saw that Sammy"...
22:57:04 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:05 <peyavi> disoriented as he can. talk
22:57:09 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:09 <peyavi> ekneuss: I know the file itself.
22:57:10 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:11 <peyavi> cant get it started again. There were no cell
22:57:12 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:13 <peyavi> WGGMk: I'm experimenting with this
22:57:14 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:18 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:19 <peyavi> in kde I can save it into another socket?
22:57:20 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:21 <peyavi> i got amsn installed thxs guys
22:57:47 <ehird`> **markov
22:57:47 <peyavi> beautiful women carrying pitchers of water will come up and the
22:57:49 <ihope_> I guess "disoriented as he can. talk" isn't all that good.
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22:59:00 <ihope_> **markov
22:59:01 <peyavi> is there a reason specifically for using amsn?
22:59:57 <ehird`> **markov
22:59:57 <peyavi> have water, in it, and used the ones from the story.
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23:21:29 <ehird`> SORRY ihope :P
23:21:34 <ehird`> Crashified.
23:22:49 <ihope> Oh.
23:22:52 <ihope> Do you know how to stop sending in irssi?
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23:25:49 <ehird`> No.
23:25:50 <ehird`> I don't.
23:25:52 <ehird`> /quit? :P
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23:33:23 <ehird[bloat]> hello from ERC, running under the worst OS ever
23:33:25 <ehird[bloat]> I mean emasc.
23:33:28 <ehird[bloat]> *emacs
23:33:42 <ehird[bloat]> this amuses me greatly because it seems to be well polished as far as IRC clients go.
23:33:49 <ehird[bloat]> ehird`: even tab completion
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23:36:54 <ehird> What the fsck.
23:36:59 <ehird> Emacs, by default, has >two< IRC clients.
23:37:19 <ehird> Priorities, eh?
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23:37:53 <ehird[bloooooooo> 23:37 /nick ehird[blooooat]
23:37:55 <ehird[bloooooooo> bah
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23:52:08 <ihope_> ehird`: actually, I typed "Oh. Do you know how to stop sending in irssi?" before saying "Well, I don't know how to stop sending". It's just that it didn't send that until it finished sending the story, I guess :-P
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