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00:26:59 <moteyalpha> crapulent is a cool word too. Sickness caused by excessive eating or drinking.
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00:40:05 <ehird`> the word, 'cromulent', is cromulent
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01:05:50 <pikhq> Crapulent is a perfectly cromulent word, you know.
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01:08:33 <moteyalpha> Oh I get it, I thought they were talking about the utility fsck in Linux, lol.
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02:40:28 <dbc> Write me a sonnet on the subject of the Forth Bridge.
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04:01:36 <immibis> anyone every thought about networking with sound?
04:12:03 <immibis> i think, in theory, i will be able to get at least 1KByte/sec with a cable linking the speaker plug of one computer and the microphone plug of the other
04:12:10 <immibis> or 1Byte/sec with a speaker and microphone
04:15:19 <pikhq> IP over bongo drums, actually.
04:50:27 <immibis> how do you connect a bongo drum to a computer?
04:50:48 <pikhq> Solonoids connected to a serial port, IIRC.
05:07:17 <immibis> bongo drum*S* and *A* serial port
05:07:22 <immibis> is that really what you mean
05:09:52 <pikhq> A "1" and a "0" were transmitted by different drums, which would be at different frequencies when struck, IIRC.
05:13:34 <bsmntbombdood> <immibis> anyone every thought about networking with sound?
05:16:44 <pikhq> Microphone and some fairly clever software.
05:17:17 <pikhq> It was not exactly a *robust* network.
05:17:40 <bsmntbombdood> it would be some cool software if it could do it well
05:24:27 <oklo> if you just have two different bongos, it's quite trivial to pick the right one
05:25:04 <oklo> except it's prolly easiest to fourier it up
05:25:49 <oklo> also, i've learned to enjoy these 15 second long lag pauses xchat takes
05:26:03 <oklo> they really brighten up the day and such
05:27:19 <oklo> playing a kick-ass violin solo?
05:27:23 <immibis> [18:14] <bsmntbombdood> ever heard of a MODEM?
05:27:33 <immibis> i meant with a speaker and microphone
05:27:41 <immibis> anyway i don't have a modem.
05:28:29 <oklo> bsmntbombdood: please tell me what else brightens it...
05:30:08 * pikhq straps a speaker & microphone to a modem
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05:33:29 <bsmntbombdood> like the old ass modems that you attached the phone to
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05:36:49 <pikhq> Like the old ass-modems?
05:37:02 <pikhq> Why the acoustic coupler on the ass-modem, anyways?
05:37:10 <pikhq> Surely an anal coupler would work better? :p
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05:39:44 * immibis is connected to the internet by IPOMCKTSTPMNTSYPIAPS2POYCUTDVAAVSRATOE
05:40:32 * pikhq is connected to the Internet via ferromancy.
05:43:00 <immibis> IPOMCKTSTPMNTSYPIAPS2POYCUTDVAAVSRATOE is IP Over a MIDI Compliant Keyboard, The Sort That Plays Music Not The Sort That Plugs Into A PS/2 Port On Your Computer...forgot the rest.
05:43:31 <immibis> i have made the transmission program already
05:44:34 * immibis is not really connected via IPOMCKTSTPwhatsit.
05:44:51 * immibis is connected by IPOAENCTAWNCTAADSLRCTTI
05:45:23 <immibis> IP Over An Ethernet Network Connected To A Wireless Network Connected To An Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line Router Connected To The Internet
05:45:50 <bsmntbombdood> you neglected to include how your isp is connected to the internet
05:48:38 * immibis is connected by IPOAENCTAWNCTAADSLRCTTIVTNZGGIANZATTHKIIRCATTWCTWSIHI
05:49:15 <immibis> .....Via The New Zealand Global Gateway In Auckland, New Zealand, And Then To Hong Kong If I Recall Correctly And Then To Whatever Country The Web Site Is Hosted In.
05:49:21 <immibis> not sure about the hong kong bit
05:49:53 <immibis> wait, it isn't to hong kong
05:50:24 <immibis> visual traceroute (http://whatismyipaddress.com/staticpages/index.php/tools-visual-traceroute) told me a while ago it went there but it doesn't now.
05:53:18 * immibis corrects his earlier statement
05:53:24 * immibis has ONE modem which is inside a laptop
05:57:06 * GregorR imagines pinging his computer musically.
05:58:22 * immibis was thinking of a slower but cooler variation which made small alterations to a given sound file.
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06:12:52 <immibis_> i believe 'ping butt' translates to beep boop boop beep bip bop boop beep beep beep doop deee oo beep
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06:40:06 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: Hey man, I don't swing that way.
06:41:06 <GregorR> * bsmntbombdood imagines pinging GregorR's BUTT
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07:47:01 <immibis> i have a program now which outputs all incoming sound into a file, which is named, appropriately, in.out
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16:11:04 * oerjan hates those new ecard spams
16:11:31 <oerjan> it takes me several _seconds_ to determine that they are fake
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16:15:44 <oklopol> oerjan: how fast do you solve the rubik's cube?
16:17:48 <oklopol> not applicable will do if you can't, but i think that was a safe assumption
16:18:41 <oerjan> i haven't done it for many years
16:19:10 <oklopol> but when you did, did you get under a minute?
16:19:52 <ehird`> oklopol: not that many people can do it under a minute you know :P
16:20:00 <oklopol> did you learn the techniques somewherer or invent the moves yourself?
16:20:18 * ehird` grumbles at a certain channel whose bans don't expire, ever
16:20:21 <oerjan> first time i learned them
16:20:38 <oklopol> learned how to solve the cube without any help in 4 hours
16:20:44 <oerjan> several years later, after learning group theory, i think i rededuced how to do it
16:20:46 <oklopol> this is one of the guys i hate
16:21:31 <oerjan> although i don't think the original memory was _entirely_ lost
16:23:26 <oklopol> that was a pretty generic grumble, ops are lazy
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16:25:36 * oklopol needs to learn more group theory...
16:28:27 <oerjan> iirc the trick is to note what happens if you compose moves as move A, move B, move A inverted, move B inverted
16:28:59 <oerjan> basically anything not touched by _both_ A and B is preserved by the composition
16:29:50 <oklopol> does that go for *any* two moves?
16:30:17 <oerjan> they could be composed moves themselves
16:30:40 <oklopol> but i'm learning from a tutorial atm, we'll see if that leads to understanding...
16:33:08 <oerjan> you probably will notice some ABA^-1B^-1 patterns in the tutorial now :)
16:33:44 <oerjan> although i guess there _might_ be a completely different method
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18:23:29 <GregorR> ehird`: DERISIVE COUNTERARGUMENT
18:23:42 <ehird`> GregorR: SUPERB COUNTER-COUNTERARGUMENT
18:24:15 <oerjan> (we norwegians are good at that)
18:24:33 <GregorR> ehird`: INSINUATION OF SINFULNESS IN YOUR EVIL "SCIENCE" ARGUMENT
18:25:12 <ehird`> GregorR: COMMENT ON YOUR HOLY SPIRIT HAVING HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ME LAST NIGHT, FOR ALL VALUES OF HOLY SPIRIT (JESUS, YOUR MOM)
18:25:33 <oerjan> NAIVE APPEAL TO REASON
18:25:47 <ehird`> oerjan: MEME REFERENCE
18:26:18 <GregorR> COINED EXPRESSION USED AS IF COINED EXPRESSIONS ARE IMPLICITLY TRUE
18:28:07 <ehird`> GregorR: NEW ARGUMENT THOUGHT UP NOW WHILE WAITING FOR A PROPER COUNTER-COUNTER-COUNTERARGUMENT TO ARRIVE BY SOME MEANS OF COMMUNICATION
18:28:51 <Slereah> Reference to some body part.
18:29:26 <ehird`> Slereah: WHAT DOES "R" MEAN? IN THE TWENTY-FIFTH AND A HALF DIMENSION, WE ONLY PERCEIVE CAPITAL LETTERS. ENTERING DEBUGGER.
18:29:31 <GregorR> ehird`: SUGGESTION THAT YOUR SEXUALITY IS A RELEVANT TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
18:29:50 <ehird`> GregorR: SYNTAX ERROR, PERHAPS YOU FORGOT TO EXIT THE DEBUGGER?
18:29:59 <GregorR> OK, that was a fun argument :P
18:30:08 <ehird`> GregorR: "OK" DEBUGGER EXITED.
18:30:16 <ehird`> GregorR: COMMENT THAT YOUR SEXUALITY IS MORE RELEVANT.
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18:30:47 <oklopol> CONTINUING THE PATTERN AFTER EVERYONE ALREADY GOT SICK OF IT
18:31:12 <ehird`> oklopol: COMMENT THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE (ME) DID NOT GET SICK OF IT
18:31:30 <oerjan> INSINUATION OF IMMATURITY
18:31:35 <ehird`> VALIANT ATTEMPT TO BRING CALAMARI INTO ALL THIS
18:32:33 * oklopol just sorted a list in constant time
18:32:54 <ehird`> oklopol: DID YOU SOLVE THE HALTING PROBLEM TOO?
18:33:01 <ehird`> (OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. EXITING TO COMMAND LINE
18:36:01 * oklopol just proved a program will never halt
18:36:54 <oklopol> i still have some trouble with the general case
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18:42:19 <oerjan> NO I CANNOT HEAR YOU, SPEAK LOUDER
18:43:00 <oerjan> wait, were you _actually_ K-lined there?
18:48:16 <oerjan> your quit message said "K-Lined by peer"
18:48:41 <ehird`> i don't think peer can k-line me
18:48:47 <ehird`> seeing as he's an abstract entity
18:48:54 <ehird`> (read: that's my quit message)
18:49:09 <oerjan> don't be so sure, he's quite a rascal. just ask Ibsen.
18:49:21 <ehird`> i doubt he's the Connection Resetter though
18:55:01 <GregorR> FreeNode makes it pretty clear what's a user quit message and what's a system quit message.
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19:15:48 <oerjan> ah, no quotes around system messages?
19:16:13 <oerjan> puzzlet: thanks for the demonstration ;)
19:31:30 <oklopol> oerjan: private ping, i need guidance.
19:32:46 <oklopol> wait a mo, i'll harrass you in a minute
19:49:10 <oerjan> let's hope not. we don't want people with a jesus complex in here.
19:49:51 <bsmntbombdood> everyone who confesses Me before men, the Son of Man will confess him also before the angels of God
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22:20:39 <bsmntbombdood> this song started and i was like "hmm this sounds like elp"
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22:27:56 <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: HAW HAW THAT R HILL LARRY US
22:30:25 <oklopol> i tried to solve an equation using the lambert w function for 2 hours
22:30:41 <oklopol> then wrote a program to approximate it for me in a minute.
22:30:56 <GregorR> somebody told me something was going to be a funny story
22:31:00 <GregorR> then it wasn't funny at all
22:31:04 <oklopol> i should never forget i'm a programmer not a mathematician :\
22:31:16 <oklopol> GregorR: when did this happen?
22:31:41 <GregorR> Notice that bsmntbombdood hasn't responded in three minutes? I killed him.
22:33:45 <GregorR> you watched a movie about zombies last night
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22:45:08 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: i fap to tubgirl! we're like soulmates
22:46:11 <GregorR> I fap to people who type things into the wrong window.
22:46:44 <ehird`> haha look at what someone just said in #esoteric: "<GregorR> I fap to people who type things into the wrong window."
22:47:13 <GregorR> OOOOH YEAH OOOOOOOH BABY YEAH
22:53:43 <oklopol> it's impossible to type something in the wrong window
22:54:39 <ehird`> oklopol: you meant to type that in another channel
22:54:41 <oklopol> bsmntbombdood: definite 7, in case you're just asking which number you resemble most
22:54:55 <ehird`> (oklopol most resembles a 3.)
22:55:06 <ehird`> Actually I think bsmntbombdood is more like 6.
22:55:06 <oklopol> ehird`: yes, but i'm the guy who solved the halting problem
22:55:18 <ehird`> bsmntbombdood: fun pseudopsychology relations!
22:55:38 <ehird`> i am not 4! Although I may be like the number 4. :P
22:55:56 <ehird`> Sgeo is... 15 or something
22:56:05 <oklopol> hmm, should i sleep for 6 hours or just stay awake...
22:57:40 <ehird`> Sgeo: we're not talking about age :P
22:59:21 <oklopol> hmm... or not, it was long ago
23:00:11 <Sgeo> 5 would make sense, because 'S'
23:01:01 <ehird`> Sgeo: nah, it's more your personality + typing style that factors in
23:01:08 <ehird`> though pikhq's name goes some way to making him 7
23:01:43 <Sgeo> What do you consider my typing style to be like/
23:01:50 <oklopol> i can do alphabet substitution as fast as i speak
23:01:59 <oklopol> the other way around, i don't remember
23:02:30 <oklopol> none of my friends know it, nor learned it when i did
23:02:31 <oklopol> so i haven't really used it
23:03:23 <oklopol> also, me and a friend designed a substitution alphabet called lopiselepi, that was kinda neat, unfortunately once again i was the only one to ever learn it :D
23:06:45 <Sgeo> oklopol, I'd assume your friend learned it too..
23:08:11 <ehird`> Sgeo: did ben olmstead learn malbolge?
23:08:16 <oklopol> then you assume incorrectly
23:08:18 <oklopol> i have three other friends who've tried to learn it though
23:08:45 <Sgeo> Ben Olmstead? *takes a contextual guess*
23:09:02 <oklopol> unfortunately people don't seem to be able to learn an alphabet no matter how many memory pegs you give them
23:27:02 <ehird`> FOODLESNAPOMGLOFFENERWAGOOO
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