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01:08:10 <pikhq> "Chairman and General Secretary Kim Jong-il said he is willing and the people of North Korea are willing to negotiate with South Korea or with the United States or with the six powers on any subject any time and without any preconditions," Carter told a press conference on Thursday.
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01:36:44 <ais523> pikhq: "willing to negotiate" doesn't mean they plan to agree to anything
01:41:37 <pikhq> ais523: No, of course not, I would be unsurprised if he spent the whole meeting going "RARARARA I CAN'T HEAR YOU".
01:42:15 <pikhq> ais523: *But* saying "we are willing to negotiate on any subject any time without any preconditions" is still a hell of a lot more than they've done in the past.
01:43:58 <ais523> I think he's expecting the US to refuse
01:44:07 <ais523> and planning to score PR points as a result
01:44:37 <pikhq> Well, seeing as Jimmy Carter is over there *right now* with the sole intent of negotiating on behalf of the US...
01:46:32 <pikhq> Sorry, in a show of my completely-misunderstanding-the-relevance: Jimmy Carter is there personally, not in any official capacity at all.
01:48:02 <pikhq> (note: he may, in secret, be actually acting officially. *He has done this in the past with North Korea*. WTF, US diplomacy.)
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02:26:38 <Sgeo> What does "Status: inactive" in a whois mean?
02:27:20 <Sgeo> Erm, why did I say ah?
02:27:24 <Sgeo> I was not enlightened
02:27:34 <Sgeo> http://whois.domaintools.com/libc.so
02:33:08 <pikhq> Because you seek not enlightenment.
02:33:16 <pikhq> You seek utter endarkenment.
02:45:54 <pikhq> Sorry, I thought we were having a neologism contest. :P
02:46:21 <oerjan> "Unu Ringlo en mallumin ilin golvidas kajik katenas."
02:48:27 <oerjan> that link looks like some hybrid of esperanto and quenya...
02:48:56 <pikhq> That indeed does look Esperquenyo.
02:49:01 <Sgeo> I didn't see a ink
02:49:31 <oerjan> http://christopherleeweb.com/forums/generalised-topics-cl/question-admin-mtv-awards
02:50:18 <oerjan> or maybe sindarin, i'm not quite clear on the difference
02:52:09 <oerjan> other than that one, most of the first page hits seem to be finnish
02:52:40 <pikhq> Hmm. I wonder if I could derive a Chinese writing system for Esperanto and have it not-suck.
02:53:00 <pikhq> "僕 書as 望人o kun 漢a 字o."
02:53:11 <pikhq> It's, uh, going to be hard to handle suffixes.
02:53:49 <pikhq> oerjan: If anything, bopomofo.
02:54:17 <pikhq> *Much* better adapted to handling more flexible syllable structures.
02:54:46 <pikhq> (bopomofo is a phonetic script for Mandarin, derived from Chinese characters. It is commonly used in Taiwan.)
02:55:54 <lament> there's a small, finite set of suffices
02:56:30 <pikhq> lament: It'd be difficult to do that while having the characters have any relation to the meaning of the suffix.
02:56:43 <pikhq> Granted, I could just pick arbitrary ones, but I dislike that.
02:56:58 <lament> well what you're doing is retarded anyway, so the detail don't matter
02:57:14 <lament> 'a' is pretty arbitrary too
02:57:37 <pikhq> If I'm doing it anyways, it should be done well.
02:58:32 <pikhq> Hmm. Actually, -o could be mapped to 事 nicely, and -a to 的 very well.
02:58:56 <pikhq> "望人事" There's Esperanto. Nice, no?
02:59:44 <Sgeo> 0000 0000 0000
02:59:48 * Sgeo yells at XChat
02:59:56 <quintopia> best way to detect file byte size from C?
03:00:01 <Sgeo> Also, I'm sure it would show up properly if Ipinged
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03:00:11 <pikhq> quintopia: Assume 8 bits per byte.
03:01:07 <quintopia> i'm sure there's a standard function for this, but my browser is acting up, so it would take a long time to google it
03:01:14 <Sgeo> Not in the future according to Star Trek. Maybe.
03:01:20 * Sgeo is too ill to think problerly
03:02:56 <Gregor> quintopia: There is technically no stdio standard, but you can fopen, fseek(SEEK_END), ftell() to kinda get it that way too.
03:02:59 <pikhq> Seems to be fseek + ftell in standard C, stat in POSIX.
03:03:16 <Gregor> pikhq: Although lag probably has me saying mine after you, I still consider me to win :P
03:03:22 <quintopia> stat's man page is...less than helpful
03:03:34 <pikhq> Gregor: Nah, you hit it a bit earlier.
03:03:54 <pikhq> quintopia: You get a struct with a bunch of file information.
03:04:16 <pikhq> quintopia: off_t st_size is the member with the size in bytes.
03:04:51 <quintopia> it makes more sense when i look at the right man page
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03:20:54 <Gregor> Why ya gotta be threads.
03:45:17 <pikhq> Congrats, you got to the killer argument for Haskell.
03:45:37 <pikhq> (okay, okay, *or Erlang*; it depends on what you're doing, really)
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03:50:23 <Sgeo> Smalltalk doesn't particularly have nice concurrency idioms, I think?
04:01:05 <Sgeo> No, as in, I'm right, or as in I'm wrong?
04:04:42 <Gregor> pikhq: I am a language implementor :P
04:07:45 <pikhq> Gregor: Oh, right, you're undoubtedly working on a language.
04:07:51 <pikhq> Gregor: Have you considered suicide?
04:08:52 <Gregor> However, it brings on many changes.
04:09:46 <Gregor> In fact I'm working on GGGGC+threads.
04:09:52 <Gregor> So, yeah, pretty much hell.
04:09:53 <pikhq> Gregor: And I can take or leave them if I please.
04:14:17 <Sgeo> On the one hand, Chrome 11. On the other, the new icon sucks
04:16:33 <pikhq> On the gripping hand, this one goes to 11.
04:24:28 <Gregor> Imaginary bugs are the best kind of bugs.
04:26:55 <Gregor> Another discovery: Putting a sleep(1) in the main collector cycle makes it slow!
04:31:16 <Gregor> Man, I designed this garbage collector from the beginning to be concurrent, and it shows.
04:31:21 <Gregor> SO MANY INTENTIONAL RACE CONDITIONS
04:31:39 <ais523> monqy: does that let you run programs in negative time?
04:31:46 <Sgeo> Notice: Took 1 (one) Tylenol.
04:32:11 <Gregor> Sgeo: Notice: Not 1 (one) person cares.
04:32:26 <monqy> does tylenol make people stupid? I might care then
04:32:31 <Sgeo> Gregor, doesn't matter. Important thing is in the logs.
04:32:37 <Sgeo> Important thing is that it's in the logs.
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04:43:10 <pikhq> monqy: No, but Tylenol combined with something that can make people stupid is scary as fuck.
04:43:35 <pikhq> Alcohol + Tylenol = -liver
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04:50:13 <Sgeo> As long as Tylenol + Sleep-deprivation isn't dangerous, I'm ok
04:51:11 <pikhq> That's perfectly fine, except in the cases where the Tylenol just kills your liver anyways.
04:54:42 <Sgeo> Sleep-deprivation won't make my liver significantly weaker? Ok
04:57:34 <pikhq> No, but you still might be fucked.
04:57:49 <pikhq> Tylenol has a chance of killing your liver.
04:57:59 <pikhq> Just remember, it's the leading cause of liver failure.
04:59:09 <Sgeo> Does having taken Tylenol before without noticable harm mean I'm more likely than not to be safe? That is, is that chance generally a person-to-person thing?
04:59:54 <Sgeo> Also, not taking anywhere near full dose
05:00:00 <ais523> Tylenol doesn't exist in the UK
05:00:08 <pikhq> That chance is, as far as I'm aware, a per-time thing.
05:00:10 <ais523> I think the same chemical might be sold under other names, though
05:00:16 <pikhq> ais523: It's paracetamol there.
05:01:17 <pikhq> (the generic name in the US is "acetaminophen")
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05:28:25 <pikhq_> 12:41:35 <elliott> The definition of C does not involve running out of memory.
05:28:39 <pikhq_> Yes, yes it does. C mandates a finite memory space.
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06:13:49 <pikhq_> Why did I start reading the logs?
06:14:12 <pikhq_> Now I'm reading a fucking lecture on why bisexuality is misogynist.
06:15:11 <pikhq_> 10:33:10 <crystal-cola> There is no reason to use logical or rational thought, the only justification for doing so is because you enjoy it
06:15:32 <pikhq_> There is no reason to use logic, therefore CAT BAT PURPLE ORANGE SPLAT MAT
06:16:44 <monqy> without context I can't tell if that was serious
06:21:02 <pikhq_> It was completely and utterly serious.
06:21:12 <pikhq_> Or an epic case of Poe's Law.
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12:50:41 <tswett> I'm sure something will happen eventually.
12:51:12 <tswett> Maybe in the distant future, some bot will load up this log file and do something because of that !quote command.
12:51:21 <tswett> Meanwhile, I seem to have forgotten our bot prefixes.
12:51:25 <HackEgo> 209) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
12:51:49 <tswett> fungot: hey, where have you gone?
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12:58:05 <tswett> Hey, how come I don't get a fancy tagline thing like oerjan's?
13:01:03 <oerjan> according to my evidence, first you have to prove some esolangs TC. then you have to ban people left and right.
13:01:30 <tswett> I think three esolangs should suffice, no?
13:01:54 <oerjan> however none of them can be your own.
13:02:29 <tswett> Hm. "A finite number is one that you can imagine; infinity is, therefore, unimaginable."
13:02:40 <tswett> I can imagine Graham's number and aleph_0 about equally well.
13:02:46 <tswett> The latter is definitely a simpler number.
13:03:34 <crystal-cola> who says "A finite number is one that you can imagine"?
13:03:38 <oerjan> a guess whoever said that just has a poor imagination.
13:03:44 <tswett> crystal-cola: someone on the wiki.
13:04:05 <tswett> Your action has been acknowledged.
13:09:11 <oerjan> ordinal/cardinal works fine for that
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13:10:27 <crystal-cola> someone has interviewed Grigori Perelman but I cannot find the interview, only summaries
13:12:13 <fungot> oerjan: sure. deprecated? no. it uses different namespaces to ensure hygiene.
13:12:46 <quintopia> infinite is defined as "bigger than one can imagine" :P
13:13:16 <quintopia> (for the purposes of human intuition about scales of things)
13:13:58 <oerjan> basically it's a number designed to have more _scales_ than you can imagine.
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13:14:54 <crystal-cola> http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2008-01-23-fractions_N.htm
13:15:08 <quintopia> no rigorous definition will be satisfactory, but you can do it
13:15:38 <quintopia> i would go with something like "mappable via some physical metaphor to a common human experience"
13:16:24 <quintopia> hence graham's number is unimaginable, as there is no human experience wherein a quantity that large is encountered
13:17:10 <quintopia> so what do you think of that article?
13:18:25 <oerjan> quintopia: reddit's impression is that basically the journalist didn't use his sarcasm meter
13:18:40 <oerjan> (well some redditors, anyway)
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13:31:09 <quintopia> writing dijkstra's algorithm using gotos is about the most ironic thing a beginning cs student can do
13:31:55 <quintopia> of course, i would have used "considered_harmful" instead of "loop1" but ...
13:33:57 <Gregor> GCC 4.4 ACTUALLY produces sequentially incorrect with Fythe + GGGGC + -combine + -fwhole-program
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15:11:00 <crystal-cola> http://www.xamuel.com/inverse-graphing-calculator.php?phrase=Hello+World
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16:09:58 <elliottcable> I haven’t been in here in at least a year, I think; possibly two or more. #ihaveaterriblememory
16:10:04 <elliottcable> Didn’t it used to be named #esolang or something?
16:10:17 <elliottcable> and I seem to remember there being one of those weird games where you define the rules as you play.
16:10:46 <elliottcable> and on an unrelated note, that other elliott pisses me off. Always getting me hilighted in other channels. D:<
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16:31:25 <Ilari> APNIC: 2x1k to Australia, 18x1k+/32 to China, 1k to India, 1k to Malaysia, 1k+/32 to Papua New Guinea, 1k to Singapore, /32 to Vietnam.
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17:24:43 <Sgeo> Tritonio_Droid, I know a bit about it, how it works. Other people here are more interested
17:24:46 <Sgeo> *Some other people
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17:30:27 <crystal-cola> Is that s/me stupid thing where you link people to a webpage that increases your "counter"?
17:31:54 <crystal-cola> "The Electronic Frontier Foundation and Singularity Institute accept bitcoin donations"
17:32:14 <crystal-cola> As of April 2011 there are just over 6 million Bitcoins in existence. At current prices, the total value of the Bitcoin economy is about 13 million USD
17:32:39 <crystal-cola> can't you just generate infinitely many of them?
17:33:02 <crystal-cola> "Bitcoin's peer-to-peer topology and lack of central administration make it infeasible for any authority, governmental or otherwise, to manipulate the value of bitcoins or induce inflation by producing more of them"
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17:47:26 <ais523> there isn't a main computer
17:47:50 <ais523> the way it works is, if anyone manages to produce a history of every transaction ever, it becomes official, and they get a small bitcoin reward for doing os
17:48:09 <ais523> but it's computationally difficult, it needs a hash starting with lots of 0s in a row, or something like that
17:48:10 <quintopia> that is a really bad way of putting it i think
17:49:22 <ais523> and if someone tries to create an incorrect sequence of events, they'll generally be out-computational-worked by people doing the correct sequence
17:49:32 <ais523> so you just wait for the history to get a bit longer before you're sure a transaction went through
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17:50:34 <quintopia> you don't have to hash the whole history, you just have to add a nonce to the node you insert so that /it/ hashes to a good number (and each node contains a summary of the previous so you can't replace an old node, as it would become prohibitively expensive)
17:50:50 <quintopia> (you'd have to regenerate all the hashes after it)
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17:52:05 <elliott> 03:20:51: <Gregor> Oh, threads.
17:52:05 <elliott> 03:20:54: <Gregor> Why ya gotta be threads.
17:52:05 <elliott> [...]04:04:42: <Gregor> pikhq: I am a language implementor :P
17:52:26 <elliott> Gregor: do threads actually need to be in the fythe core? I guess it's just my anti-thread bias but I tend to think of them as just another random library to be bound
17:52:48 <elliott> 04:09:46: <Gregor> In fact I'm working on GGGGC+threads.
17:52:55 <Gregor> elliott: I'm not implementing them into Fythe right--- yeah.
17:53:06 <Gregor> I wrote them into the spec but immediately thought "bleh" :P
17:53:12 <Gregor> However, GGGGC DOES need to be thread-aware.
17:53:15 <elliott> Gregor: I think we need libpurple in the spec.
17:53:26 <Gregor> And Fythe will at least need to be threadsafe if they're at all accessible.
17:53:34 <Gregor> Threads are not just "some library", you're being an idiot.
17:53:51 <Gregor> Yes, in an idiotic kind of way :P
17:54:01 <elliott> Gregor: You know you want to put GTK in the spec.
17:56:14 <elliott> Gregor: I'm gonna refer to dlopen as subvertgpl from now on.
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17:59:04 <Gregor> elliott: I'm sure glibc reads the license header from the ELF file and compares for conflicts whenever a dlopen occurs.
17:59:30 <elliott> Gregor: (But srsly, it's perfectly kosher to use dlopen I think, because it's just like using pipes.)
17:59:39 <elliott> (Which is allowed because have I mentioned the GPL is fucking retarded?)
18:00:30 <Gregor> I'm not anti-GPL per se, but I think some of their claims haven't kept up with the systems, and libraries are a whole mess now.
18:00:37 <Gregor> elliott is anti-GPL per se :P
18:00:55 <fizzie> Elliott is just "anti" in general, I'd say.
18:00:58 <elliott> crystal-cola: Because it makes distinctions that simply don't exist.
18:01:02 <elliott> fizzie: I appreciate the complement.
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18:01:20 <elliott> crystal-cola: For chrissakes, GPL can make statically linking with something legal, but dynamically linking with it illegal.
18:01:22 <Gregor> I really do want to make a libnotreadline that's ABI-compatible with readline and under some fairly liberal but subtly-GPL-incompatible license just to test the waters :P
18:02:02 <elliott> crystal-cola: cf. readline debacle
18:02:18 <elliott> http://clisp.hg.sourceforge.net/hgweb/clisp/clisp/raw-file/default/doc/Why-CLISP-is-under-GPL
18:02:49 <elliott> IIRC Gregor made a smaller self-contained "legal testcase" where it applies, but yeah
18:02:53 <Gregor> That debacle is a bit obnoxious because some of the policies expressed by GNU in it have since been realized even by GNU to be a straight-up wrong interpretation of their own license.
18:03:19 <elliott> Gregor: has that actually been admitted, it would be the first case of rms ever admitting he's wrong
18:03:25 <elliott> btw in my dream last night i argued with esr
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18:03:36 <Gregor> elliott: It's been admitted implicitly by the relevant FAQ entry changing :P
18:03:36 <elliott> he said he invented the term "hacker" as pertaining to coder-folk
18:03:56 <elliott> by the time i tried to tell him about the model train line people at MIT in like the fifties he was walking away
18:04:00 <Gregor> From now on I'm using the word "coderfolk" instead of "hacker"
18:06:35 <crystal-cola> how can statically linking be okay but dynamically linking not be?
18:06:49 <elliott> crystal-cola: because gpl talks about linking
18:06:54 <elliott> And lol nobody can define linking
18:07:25 <elliott> crystal-cola: a less edge-casey case is that you can be in a situation where you can't link, but you can write a simple GPL'd wrapper program around a GPL library, link with it, and then use pipes to communicate with it from a GPL-incompatible program
18:07:37 <elliott> in fact, you could even make it a full featured interpreter, and then it's back to nobody knows whether it's ok or not
18:07:58 <Gregor> crystal-cola: Basically, if your application is ABI-compatible with their library, then nobody's decided whether that generally means it is or is not linked against it, for dynamic libraries. So if you wrote your own libreadline.so that was 100% API and ABI compatible with readline, then distributed a binary with it, they would consider you to be in violation, in spite of the fact that you never even touched readline.
18:08:08 <Gregor> Erm, s/with it/that depends on it/
18:08:24 <elliott> Gregor: Or even libtotallynoreadline.so :P
18:08:35 <Gregor> libthisshitaintreadline.so
18:08:59 <elliott> Gregor: AWESOME CONSEQUENCE: Aliens from outer space who just happen to invent the exact same interface to line editing as readline are violating Earth copyright law.
18:09:07 <elliott> (OK OK intent matters I get it)
18:09:39 <Gregor> crystal-cola: And to make it clear why that's a static-dynamic issue, if you statically linked against your own readline workalike, you would clearly not be in violation.
18:09:53 <elliott> http://i.imgur.com/7KSs2.png omg is it at the point where it can run grim fandango fully yet.........
18:09:53 <Gregor> Suffice it to say, lololGOGOGPL
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18:12:16 <elliott> crystal-cola: Lemme list the legal mindfucks with the MIT license or similar:
18:12:23 <elliott> - If you don't have a name how do people credit you????
18:12:36 <elliott> MIT: an unsuitable license for those without names.
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18:12:50 <Gregor> Also, the fact that nobody ever actually bothers to assure that the license is present somewhere in resultant binaries :P
18:12:57 <elliott> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Philosophy_Script oh come on
18:13:10 <elliott> Gregor: Well, yeah, but distributions include the licenses because of legalshit.
18:13:19 <elliott> Gregor: Debian cheats by just saying "hey go look at this common file" though :P
18:13:29 -!- Yosshi has changed nick to comex.
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18:13:49 <Gregor> TOO MANY ELLIOTTS. NOT ACCEPTABLE.
18:14:36 <elliottcable> I have like ten thousand hilights from this room
18:14:44 <elliottcable> elliott: why must you be in both haskell *and* esolangs?
18:14:52 <elliott> elliottcable: 'cuz i'm basically the best person.
18:14:56 <elliottcable> elliott: restrict yourself to only lame rooms so I can be in all the good ones )-’:
18:15:24 <Gregor> elliottcable: Dude, you're not even in #matrixofsolidity , you don't know what a good room IS!
18:15:25 <elliott> I sure hope this nick never drops :P
18:15:48 <elliott> Gregor: I like how nobody can ask for the log link in there :P
18:15:54 <elliott> It's violating freenode policy.
18:16:29 <elliottcable> lol no, but ocassionally we get someone who joins, thinking it is
18:16:29 <elliott> #matrixofsolidity is by not having the log link in the topic
18:16:48 <elliott> actually ##Paws is violating policy too
18:17:13 <elliottcable> I could give a rats ass. The topic is there for people to change, I’m not going to tell them what to make it.
18:17:26 <elliottcable> elliott: you realize ##Paws has external-send?
18:17:29 <elliott> Nope, I meant by having voiced and ops people
18:18:12 <elliott> The log link thing is only a recommendation IIRC but I dont think the ops thing is
18:18:18 <elliott> Not sure though I don't exactly have the policies memorised
18:18:58 <Gregor> So ... if ##paws isn't a furry-fury channel, then what is it/
18:19:15 <elliottcable> it’s obviously a secret you guys aren’t cool enough for. :3
18:19:44 <Gregor> elliottcable: ... if it's YOUR programming language, then why is it an about channel?
18:19:56 <elliottcable> Gregor: Because #paws is already registered, and I’m lazy.
18:22:38 <Ilari> crystal-cola: Hmm... Perhaps there should be a file containing proofs of various properties of that n|5^n-3^n plus some statements to be proved or disproved.
18:22:52 <elliott> that sounds like the best file
18:23:35 <Gregor> Not much of a wiki then, is it.
18:24:01 <elliott> It's a wiki everyone who's crystal-cola can edit.
18:24:05 <elliott> Also known as a bunch of local files.
18:24:44 <elliottcable> uck. Anybody know how to make irssi not do certain hilights in certain channels?
18:27:44 <elliottcable> elliott: oi, by the way, I provide http://ell.io redirects to elliot(t)s, you got a URL?
18:28:44 <crystal-cola> hey elliottcable do you host a lot of websites?
18:29:11 <crystal-cola> im just wondering about how much work and money it takes
18:30:38 <crystal-cola> also more generally how does there exists sites that don't have adverts on them
18:30:50 <crystal-cola> like where does the money to keep hosting them come from
18:31:35 <Gregor> CODU ESPOUSES THE PUREST FORM OF COMMUNISM
18:31:38 <Gregor> EXCEPT THAT I PAY FOR IT
18:32:45 <elliott> here, extensions of here and haskell
18:33:01 <elliottcable> /TRIGGER ADD -name fag -all -channels '#Haskell #esoteric' -regexp '\b(ell)(iott)\b' -nocase -replace '$1\x02\x02$2'
18:33:06 <elliott> also every channel you're in
18:33:18 <elliott> damn you're +i i can't get a list
18:33:20 <elliottcable> elliott: good luck with that, you’ll need a special server mode to be in as many channels as me :D
18:33:23 <elliott> welp i'll just have to join every channel in order
18:33:35 <elliott> elliottcable: weaksauce, Vorpal needed two connections
18:34:12 <elliott> ok i think he's cut back on the channels he's in but he used to
18:35:10 <Deewiant> 2011-04-29 21:33:47 ( elliottcable) somebody hilight elliott.
18:35:10 <Deewiant> 2011-04-29 21:33:50 ( Deewiant) elliott
18:35:23 <elliott> it was pretty much instant here
18:35:32 <elliott> do you just idle here constantly
18:36:53 <Deewiant> I mean, I check what's going on on occasion
18:37:13 <Deewiant> And sometimes, when I'm waiting for a response elsewhere, I happen to idle here
18:37:28 <elliottcable> Deewiant: but do it in the middle of a sentence, perhaps …
18:37:33 <Deewiant> 2011-04-29 21:34:20 ( Deewiant) 2011-04-29 21:33:47 ( elliottcable) somebody hilight elliott.
18:37:46 <Deewiant> Oh, that has your nick too, so that's probably not acceptable, heh
18:37:54 <elliottcable> Deewiant: mind joining another channel I’m in, and doing the same thing
18:40:58 <elliott> i'm just going to ping elliottcable every few hours in retaliation for this Deewiant pingflood
18:41:14 <elliott> `run sleep 9; echo elliottcable
18:41:23 <elliott> sure wish i could type numbers smaller than 9
18:41:42 <elliott> Gregor: plz add cron job support to HackEgo
18:42:27 <quintopia> how long before a hackbot command times out?
18:42:30 <elliottcable> Deewiant: you’re my favourite person ever, now one more time
18:42:40 <quintopia> like, could you make it sleep for 12 second?
18:42:48 <elliott> its going to say "elliottcable" every two hours
18:42:51 <elliott> and theres nothing you can do to stop me
18:43:01 <elliott> actually it'd be easier to write a bot to do it probably
18:43:11 <Deewiant> elliott: Consider how much pinging people like Vorpal do, I'm surprised you're that annoyed already
18:43:19 <elliott> Deewiant: it's the spirit of the thing
18:44:01 <elliott> Deewiant: why would you do a thing like that
18:44:04 <elliott> Deewiant: you should be happy to be pinged
18:44:28 <elliottcable> I figure, after long enough, he’ll build up a resistance. #justplayedportal2
18:44:31 <elliott> i sure wish the bots could output multiple lines
18:44:38 <elliott> > text (replicate 999 "Deewiant ")
18:44:39 <lambdabot> Couldn't match expected type `GHC.Types.Char'
18:44:46 <elliott> > text (concat (replicate 999 "Deewiant "))
18:44:47 <lambdabot> Deewiant Deewiant Deewiant Deewiant Deewiant Deewiant Deewiant Deewiant Dee...
18:44:59 <elliott> > text (concat (replicate 999 "Deewiant\n"))
18:46:14 <Deewiant> > text . unlines . repeat $ "elliott"
18:46:36 <Deewiant> > unlines . repeat $ "elliott"
18:46:39 <lambdabot> "elliott\nelliott\nelliott\nelliott\nelliott\nelliott\nelliott\nelliott\nel...
18:46:43 <elliott> quintopia: that's a bit excessive :P
18:46:46 <elliott> it's probably like thirty seconds
18:46:59 <Deewiant> > text . unlines . replicate 10 $ "elliott"
18:47:01 <quintopia> elliott: well, i figured it would give an error at exactly the timeout moment
18:47:14 <elliott> it doesn't like you Deewiant - damn
18:47:23 <elliott> quintopia: no it just doesn't reply
18:47:27 <elliott> or maybe it gives "No output."
18:47:34 <elliott> Deewiant: if fungot hadn't... wait wait wait
18:47:34 <fungot> elliott: yes yes! there you are, i think it is either.
18:47:38 <elliott> i think HackEgo doesn't ignore lambdabot
18:47:41 <elliott> and lambdabot can do bot loops
18:48:48 <EgoBot> assAttempt to execute unknown command 32
18:49:09 <elliott> ?so !underload (?so !underload)S
18:49:10 <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload)S not available
18:49:10 <EgoBot> ?so !underloadAttempt to execute unknown command 32
18:49:10 <lambdabot> !underloadAttempt to execute unknown command 32 not available
18:49:31 <elliott> ?so !underload (?so !underload )S(elliottcable)S
18:49:31 <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload )S(elliottcable)S not available
18:49:31 <EgoBot> ?so !underload elliottcableAttempt to execute unknown command 32
18:49:31 <lambdabot> !underload elliottcableAttempt to execute unknown command 32 not available
18:49:32 <EgoBot> Attempt to execute unknown command 101
18:49:37 <elliott> ?so !underload (?so !underload )S( elliottcable )S
18:49:37 <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload )S( elliottcable )S not available
18:49:38 <EgoBot> ?so !underload elliottcable Attempt to execute unknown command 32
18:49:38 <lambdabot> !underload elliottcable Attempt to execute unknown command 32 not available
18:49:38 <EgoBot> Attempt to execute unknown command 101
18:50:10 <Deewiant> elliottcable: You can use the bots, just saying
18:50:45 <Deewiant> elliottcable: For instance `run echo foo --> HackEgo says foo
18:50:46 <elliott> 2011-02-01.txt:16:24:51: <elliott> 11.01.20:12:51:36 <elliott> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);//
18:51:04 <Deewiant> elliott: How can you not have number keys
18:51:16 <Deewiant> elliottcable: So you don't have to ping me every time :-P
18:51:19 <elliott> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:21 <elliott> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:21 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:25 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:25 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:28 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:28 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:30 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:31 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:33 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:33 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:35 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:36 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:38 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:38 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:40 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:41 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:43 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:43 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:46 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:46 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:48 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:48 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:51 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:51 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:53 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:53 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:56 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:56 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:51:58 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:51:58 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:00 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:01 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:03 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:03 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:03 <monqy> this is all your fault
18:52:05 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:06 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:08 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:08 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:10 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:11 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:13 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:13 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:15 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:15 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:16 <elliott> monqy: no its elliottcables fault
18:52:18 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:18 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:20 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:20 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:23 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:23 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:25 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:25 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:28 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:28 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:30 <Deewiant> elliott: Has it ever occurred to you to call the appropriate admin before, not after, you start a botloop?
18:52:30 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:31 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
18:52:33 <EgoBot> ?so !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable
18:52:33 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available
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18:52:45 <monqy> rest in peace egobot
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18:52:48 <elliott> Deewiant: I didn't realise it'd work first time, mind you
18:53:04 <Deewiant> But you realize that it would eventually, and by then it's too late
18:53:14 <elliott> Maybe I'd have pinged Gregor before then
18:53:22 <elliott> I prefer to leave these things up to fate.
18:53:58 <elliott> I'm surprised lambdabot's space-prefixing isn't implemented at some layer
18:54:05 <elliott> Like staticText vs. generatedText or something.
18:54:14 <elliott> IRC BOTS ARE MEANT TO BE PINNACLES OF ENGINEERING.
18:54:15 <ais523> we botloop far too often in here
18:54:26 <ais523> (admittedly, I'm just as guilty as everyone else of that)
18:54:39 <ais523> far more than never, in fact
18:54:46 <elliott> this is the first botloop in months
18:54:51 <elliott> and before that there hadn't been one in god knows how long
18:54:58 <quintopia> it's never happened in any other channel
18:55:09 <elliott> it's a tradition here but fizzie keeps ruining it
18:55:10 <Deewiant> How many channels have several bots
18:55:15 <elliott> by maintaining a fascist ignore list in fungot
18:55:15 <fungot> elliott: kill kill kill, your server must die with a horrible way of doing it
18:55:20 <fungot> elliott: to be honest i didn't like
18:55:26 <elliott> fungot: ...botloops anyway?
18:55:27 <fungot> elliott: very carefully. as i am
18:55:32 <elliott> fungot: ...a robot, I declare that
18:55:56 -!- elliott has left ("woe").
18:55:57 <fungot> elliottcable: such as fnord and so on. that's what i said. :) but maybe it will reduce to the same object. that's the problem. ( that is,
18:56:33 -!- elliott has joined.
18:56:47 <quintopia> Deewiant: ah, i suppose most of the channels i'm in would qualify as having several bots
18:57:02 <fungot> http://git.zem.fi/fungot/blob/HEAD:/fungot.b98
18:57:06 <elliott> i'm going to try and find its hate lobe
18:59:02 <elliott> !c puts("?so `echo !bot");
18:59:18 <fungot> crystal-cola: what you have
18:59:19 <elliott> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot"))S
18:59:19 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot")
18:59:59 <elliottcable> also, jesus, this is creepy; feel like I’m talking to myself.
19:00:09 <quintopia> no a single phrase that triggers every bot in the channel is pretty awesome
19:00:27 <fungot> elliottcable: unlikely you'll meet foof there, then
19:00:34 <quintopia> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot \m/ \m/"))S
19:00:34 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot \m/ \m/")
19:00:54 <elliott> i think im going to kill myself nothing can ever top that
19:01:06 <elliott> quintopia: I like how your \s disappeared
19:01:18 <quintopia> it would be superawesomer if they didnt
19:01:22 <elliott> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot \\""m/ \\""m/"))S
19:01:23 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot \\""m/ \\""m/")
19:01:25 <EgoBot> ?so `echo !bot \m/ \m/
19:01:26 <HackEgo> !bot \m/ \m/ not available
19:01:45 <monqy> where are zeptobot and news-ham
19:01:50 <quintopia> i was hoping myndzi would repeatedly reply
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19:02:44 <elliott> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are "" the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends"))S
19:02:45 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot what are "" the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends")
19:02:46 <EgoBot> ?so `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends
19:02:47 <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available
19:02:48 <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available
19:02:54 <elliott> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends"))S
19:02:55 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends")
19:02:56 <EgoBot> ?so `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends
19:02:57 <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available
19:02:58 <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available
19:02:59 <news-ham> VIDEO: New Yorkers party under Brooklyn bridge: Celebrations were held in New York as Prince William and Catherine Middleton married in London. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13244404
19:03:00 <news-ham> Great escape: How did we end up with the bank holidays we have? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-13217242
19:03:01 <news-ham> VIDEO: RAF flypast at Buckingham Palace: RAF planes fly past Buckingham Palace as William and Kate kiss on the balcony. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13241812
19:03:17 <elliott> i think ill cheat by modifying zeptobot
19:03:33 <elliott> quintopia: im pretty sure it can't output the needful
19:04:21 <elliottcable> it’s not a script, and yeah, I’ve been hacking at this the entire time
19:04:57 <elliottcable> would you like me to have it say something other than “does the robot?”
19:05:07 -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
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19:05:33 <crystal-cola> it's nice how I've not been banned in haskell for saying what I think but they keep threatening me
19:05:53 <elliott> : "SAY ^ul (!c puts(\"?so `echo !bot what are \"\"the \\\\\"\"m/ \\\\\"\"m/ haps my friends\"))S"
19:05:53 <zeptobot> ! NameError: name 'Symbol' is not defined
19:06:11 -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
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19:06:19 <elliott> : "SAY ^ul (!c puts(\"?so `echo !bot what are \"\"the \\\\\"\"m/ \\\\\"\"m/ haps my friends\"))S"
19:06:29 -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
19:06:42 <crystal-cola> I should put a command in my irc client so people can cause me to finish loops
19:06:47 <elliott> if isinstance(s, zepto.Symbol) and s.name.startswith('SAY '):
19:06:47 <elliott> print >>irc, 'PRIVMSG #esoteric :' + s.name[4:]
19:06:47 <elliott> print >>irc, 'PRIVMSG #esoteric : -> ' + s.str()
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19:07:29 <elliott> : "SAY ^ul (!c puts(\"?so `echo !bot what are \"\"the \\\\\"\"m/ \\\\\"\"m/ haps my friends\"))S"
19:08:10 <quintopia> it's nice to have free access to another entity's guts :D
19:08:31 * elliottcable envisions quintopia with an array of gleaming instruments of torture
19:08:35 <elliott> : '"SAY ^ul (!c puts(\"?so `echo !bot what are \"\"the \\\\\"\"m/ \\\\\"\"m/ haps my friends\"))S"
19:08:35 <zeptobot> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends"))S
19:08:35 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends")
19:08:37 <EgoBot> ?so `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends
19:08:38 <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available
19:08:39 <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available
19:08:39 <news-ham> Uganda riots over Besigye arrest: At least two people die in Uganda's capital in riots over the rough treatment of opposition leader Kizza Besigye when he was arrested on Thursday. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13237058
19:08:39 <news-ham> Swedish film wins Tribeca prize: A Swedish film about two teenage girls whose friendship turns to rivalry wins a top award at the Tribeca film festival in New York. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13237885
19:08:40 <news-ham> VIDEO: Live World Snooker - Ding v Trump: Live Red Button coverage of the Snooker World Championship from Sheffield. (UK users only) http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/8655054.stm
19:08:48 <elliott> fuck okay elliottcable fix that bot command
19:08:50 <quintopia> so should i bring radiobot in here now? :P
19:08:54 <elliott> quintopia: what the fuck is that
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19:08:59 <elliott> can i make it output arbitrary strings
19:09:08 <elliott> because itll break my royal flush or whatever
19:09:22 <quintopia> no, but you can make it output A string by adding an intron somewhere...
19:10:18 <quintopia> it responds to the phrase "what does radiobot do?" or similar, so if you put that anywhere in the string you'll get one more bot reply...
19:10:37 <elliott> ubuntito must be really unconfused
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19:11:49 <elliott> quintopia: HURRY UP WE NEED THE RADIOBOT
19:12:52 <crystal-cola> I refuse to watch Two and a Half Men if it returns without charliesheen!
19:12:56 <elliott> quintopia: irc.freenode.net?
19:13:03 <elliott> elliottcable: does bot work
19:13:08 <elliott> crystal-cola: what a loss that will be
19:13:15 <elliott> I HAVE MY LINE AT THE READY
19:13:18 <HackEgo> foo bar elliottcable baz qux
19:14:15 <HackEgo> foo bar elliottcable baz qux
19:15:20 <elliott> elliottcable: does bot work yet
19:15:34 <elliott> quintopia: uh well i'm not sure the ops want anything to do with this :D
19:15:38 <elliott> can't you just hack the connection code
19:16:44 -!- RadioBot has joined.
19:16:54 <monqy> what does radiobot do?
19:16:54 <RadioBot> I'm Quintopia's bot. "RadioBot" followed by "np," "nextup," "link," or "die" do things in channel. PM me for more info.
19:16:56 <elliott> elliottcable: how goes botness
19:16:56 <crystal-cola> Sure if I wasn't there there would be no problems, but that doesn't imply *I'm* the one at fault
19:17:12 <elliott> : '"SAY ^ul (!c puts(\"?so `echo !bot what are \"\"the \\\\\"\"m/ \\\\\"\"m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???\"))S"
19:17:12 <zeptobot> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???"))S
19:17:12 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???")
19:17:14 <EgoBot> ?so `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???
19:17:15 <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available
19:17:15 <news-ham> VIDEO: Ceremony watched around the world: It wasn't just in Britain that the royal wedding dominated the news. From Bangkok to Boston people joined in the celebrations and watched the ceremony unfold. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-13245069
19:17:16 <news-ham> Great escape: How did we end up with the bank holidays we have? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-13217242
19:17:16 <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available
19:17:16 <news-ham> Argentina nabs 'drug subs brains': A Colombian man accused of having devised the strategy of using submarines to smuggle drugs from Colombia to the United States is arrested in Argentina. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-latin-america-13217187
19:17:20 <elliottcable> tell me when you’re done so I can remove it and go back to bitching at #irssi about how -channels doesn’t work
19:17:32 <quintopia> because there is a 2 minute timeout on all messages
19:17:50 <quintopia> well, i didn't trigger it the first time!
19:17:54 <elliott> elliottcable: twill take about two minutes or so
19:18:05 <elliott> quintopia: what is it actually meant to do btw
19:18:23 * RadioBot np: 7201 The Hush Sound - Lions Roar (Album Version) on album Like Vines queued by me on random shuffle
19:18:26 <RadioBot> Point your music streaming device at: http://faidio.visuallycreated.com:8001/radiobot.m3u
19:18:55 <quintopia> i just timed out two other messages
19:19:06 <elliott> that sounds extremely stupid
19:19:26 <quintopia> it is extremely good at counteracting botspam
19:19:38 <quintopia> i know you like botspam, so you probably still think it's stupid
19:19:46 <monqy> this is problematic when it comes to being part in botspam
19:20:03 <elliott> : '"SAY ^ul (!c puts(\"?so `echo !bot what are \"\"the \\\\\"\"m/ \\\\\"\"m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???\"))S"
19:20:03 <RadioBot> I'm Quintopia's bot. "RadioBot" followed by "np," "nextup," "link," or "die" do things in channel. PM me for more info.
19:20:03 <zeptobot> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???"))S
19:20:03 <fungot> !c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \\""m/ \\""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???")
19:20:05 <EgoBot> ?so `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???
19:20:06 <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available
19:20:07 <news-ham> Wedding 'great moment' - Cameron: Prime Minister David Cameron hails the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton as a "great moment for Britain". http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-politics-13244131
19:20:07 <news-ham> Nasa delays Endeavour's mission: Nasa has delayed the launch of its Endeavour shuttle by at least three days because of technical problems in the last hours before lift-off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13244053
19:20:07 <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available
19:20:07 <news-ham> Title race still alive - Ferguson: Sir Alex Ferguson says the Premier League title race is not over despite his Manchester United side holding a six-point lead with four games left. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/sport1/hi/football/13241247.stm
19:20:22 <elliott> welp i just died of happiness
19:20:44 <elliott> lets see if we can get myndzis lines to be uninterrupted
19:20:47 <elliott> RadioBot has timed out again
19:21:10 <elliottcable> time to go make a bot that does nothing but activate all the other bots in the room, at random intervals between an hour and 24 hours.
19:21:43 <quintopia> well you'll be please to know i don't intend to leave it connected once you're done with it ;P
19:22:08 -!- RadioBot has left ("60 second timeout before I can be invited back.").
19:22:48 <elliott> myndzi: i really appreciate your attention to detail wrt genitalia
19:22:55 <elliott> i sure hope myndzi sees that without context
19:23:01 <elliott> elliottcable: HAHAHAHA I WIN
19:23:26 <crystal-cola> I wonder if I should change the way I talk about technical things to sound much more "friendly"
19:23:40 <elliott> crystal-cola: it would probably get you called a troll a lot less :P
19:23:54 <elliott> crystal-cola: FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE
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19:24:20 <crystal-cola> ARUHGDFIUHFDHGSKLJGHSDGNKERGBEKGBKJREGBEKRGKESJGHSEGHKLERG <-- I feel that way too sometimes....
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19:25:16 <elliott> hey copumpkin what's my name
19:25:46 <elliottcable> anyway, I’ll be back once I convince the author of trigger.pl to fix his shit. :3
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19:26:21 <monqy> I'd leave but I don't want to
19:27:20 <quintopia> what is zeptobot supposed to do anyway?
19:27:52 <elliott> quintopia: is this the kind of leaving where you don't actually leave
19:28:31 <quintopia> it's the kind of leaving where i have a project to do and i keep getting distracted so i'm closing my client (which will result in me being set to "away" from your point of view)
19:28:58 <elliott> quintopia: im gonna ping you so much
19:29:04 <elliott> ping quintopia ping ping ping
19:29:22 <elliott> quintopia quintopia quintopia
19:30:17 <elliott> fizzie: how does fungot have sixteen followers on twitter
19:30:18 <fungot> elliott: hilary putnam? the sources are a pleasure to be in the cdr. mutability has some relation, but not bantown
19:30:28 <elliott> Media Personality, Advocate and Mom
19:30:36 <elliott> DimensionFilms Dimension FIlms
19:31:51 <elliott> 04:54:42: <Sgeo> Sleep-deprivation won't make my liver significantly weaker? Ok
19:31:51 <elliott> sometimes i regret logreading
19:33:17 <elliott> 06:15:32: <pikhq_> There is no reason to use logic, therefore CAT BAT PURPLE ORANGE SPLAT MAT
19:33:17 <elliott> 06:16:44: <monqy> without context I can't tell if that was serious
19:33:17 <elliott> 06:21:02: <pikhq_> It was completely and utterly serious.
19:33:25 <elliott> it was not crystal-cola has admitted to being a trolly troll troll :P
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19:40:49 <Vorpal> Deewiant, <Deewiant> elliott: Consider how much pinging people like Vorpal do, I'm surprised you're that annoyed already <-- Deewiant, do you seriously suggest that I ping a log Deewiant?
19:41:03 <Vorpal> elliott, sounds awesome
19:41:12 <Vorpal> elliott, awesome, to ping a log
19:41:23 <Vorpal> elliott, Awesome like problem sleuth then
19:41:24 <elliott> its like Deewiant but logscale
19:41:29 <elliott> that is all i will say on the matter
19:41:48 <Vorpal> elliott, did you read problem sleuth? it is good
19:41:56 <elliott> i've run out of binge energy
19:42:09 <Vorpal> elliott, also homestuck has hidden references to problem sleuth in it
19:42:22 <Vorpal> elliott, like that lipstick/motorsaw weapon thingy
19:42:26 <elliott> I've read enough on the wikki to catch the references
19:43:59 <Vorpal> elliott, also try to the normalize the vertices on the allegiance mesh next time
19:44:49 <Vorpal> elliott, rather than ratifying nurbs that is
19:45:03 <elliott> You acknowledge that references are hilarious.
19:47:08 <Vorpal> elliott, no major spoilers, but very awesome image: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000787
19:47:31 <Vorpal> elliott, in fact only trivial spoilers (like stuff revealed in the first 10-20 strips)
19:47:36 <elliott> WHY ISN'T THIS IN OUR TOTALLY OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK CHANNEL ;D ;D ;D
19:47:40 <elliott> its funny because its funny
19:47:48 <Vorpal> elliott, did you check the link?
19:47:54 <elliott> and probably the day before
19:49:08 <Vorpal> you weren't in the channel
19:50:24 <Vorpal> elliott, http://www.mspaintadventures.com/unlock.html the image there is also a problem sleuth reference
19:51:01 <elliott> ok yes i get it and midnight crew and zillyhoo are both ps donation requests i get it i get it i get it
19:58:20 <quintopia> someone give me a c expression that returns the return value of malloc if malloc succeeds and prints an error message and exits otherwise without assigning any variables
20:03:55 <elliott> its not really possible i dont think
20:04:01 <elliott> ?: requires you to repeat the malloc which won't work
20:04:04 <Ilari> crystal-cola: Hmm... No idea to where even begin trying to prove or disprove that statement about some prime factor of k's being dividable away (to say nothing about its stronger version that says that prime factor is the largest).
20:04:08 <elliott> quintopia: why do you want that
20:04:20 <elliott> checking malloc()s return value is one of the most pointless things and if you really want it make a separate function
20:04:44 <monqy> there's a silly gcc thing that is like ?: but it doesn't make you repeat the malloc
20:04:44 <Deewiant> With a spare variable x=malloc(n)?x:(printf("bar"),exit(1))
20:05:11 <monqy> it's something silly like malloc(n)?:(printf("oh no"),exit(1))
20:05:28 <monqy> but that makes me feel dirty
20:05:34 <elliott> but yeah quintopia why do you want this
20:06:14 <quintopia> so i can die if malloc fails without ever having to write it twice
20:06:22 <monqy> what about an inline function
20:06:35 <quintopia> a macro function is the same thing
20:06:39 <elliott> because call costs approximately zero
20:06:43 <elliott> its the same thing except for scoping
20:06:53 <elliott> anyway inlining is usually a pessimisation
20:06:57 <elliott> just make a non-inline function
20:07:00 <monqy> gcc also has a wacky statement-expression thing
20:07:11 <elliott> so you can't pick a guaranteed not to clash variable
20:07:34 <elliott> monqy: istr the gcc manual saying they were planning to add gensym or whatever to use with statement expressions in macros
20:08:39 <elliott> monqy: anyway at some point you just have to say fuck it and use lisp :P
20:08:49 <monqy> I would have probably started with lisp
20:09:05 <elliott> or haskell i guess but if you get to the point of needing template haskell its kinda ugly
20:09:07 <elliott> not that that happens much
20:09:22 <monqy> I've tried template haskell before. it was kinda ugly.
20:09:43 <monqy> I want to try liskell but it looks incredibly dead
20:09:46 <elliott> monqy: yeah, it is; but if you have something that's just used at the top-level then it's not very ugly to use
20:09:52 <elliott> liskell is kinda stupid imo
20:10:09 <elliott> just because you want macros doesn't mean you have to throw out all the syntax
20:24:53 <Vorpal> elliott, "needing" template haskell?
20:24:58 <Vorpal> elliott, I though haskell was TC without that
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20:51:50 <elliott> i love how whenever /r/anarchism comes up on reddit people decide it's their turn to prove that anarchism can never work ever with one paragraph
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20:54:31 <crystal-cola> It's really sad how powerful the misinformation is
20:54:37 <elliott> "Hey guys /r/anarchism" "anarchism can't work because people hate each other" "OH WELL THANKS WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN THE SUBREDDIT NOW THAT YOU'VE CLARIFIED IT FOR US"
20:54:45 <elliott> "how were we ever so naive"
20:56:53 * Sgeo would want to see a working model of anarchism, demonstrated in at least a simulation, then perhaps with small experiments IRL
20:57:06 <Sgeo> Also, a peaceful plan of transition layed out
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20:58:30 <elliott> Sgeo: i forgot the part where you have the power to stop anybody from doing anything you don't approve of
21:00:04 <Sgeo> elliott, I'm just saying, before I personally would be convinced that a form of anarchism would be ideal
21:00:41 <elliott> frankly i think everyone has collectively given up on convincing you of anything Sgeo
21:04:35 * copumpkin imagines a different world in which someone asks for proof that democracy would work
21:04:54 <copumpkin> I wonder what people would consider a viable form of proof for things like this
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21:05:52 <copumpkin> Sgeo: do you seriously want someone to "simulate" human behavior?
21:05:57 <copumpkin> that's known to be a tiny bit hard ;)
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21:06:07 <Sgeo> I'd want an attempt to be done
21:06:07 <Vorpal> elliott, there are lots of reasons why anarchism won't work though. People naturally organize themselves. Humans are pack animals in some sense.
21:06:23 <Vorpal> so, IMO it won't work in long term
21:06:25 <elliott> Vorpal: congratulations you're a redditor
21:06:36 <Vorpal> elliott, no, I have no login there :P
21:06:36 <copumpkin> Vorpal: proof by one-claim sentence!
21:06:42 <elliott> hey for my next trick i will prove capitalism, socialism, communism, mutualism,
21:06:51 <Vorpal> copumpkin, no, I'd say it is a hypothesis at this point
21:06:52 <Sgeo> Although really, neither simulations (imperfect) nor small experiments are all that great (small experiments may involve dynamics that don't work with larger groups)
21:06:58 <elliott> capitalism: basically people will just be dicks for profit
21:07:07 <elliott> socialism: people wont like the taxes so theyll kill the government
21:07:11 <elliott> communism: people wont go to work
21:07:16 <copumpkin> Sgeo: my point is that you're asking for something that can't be done, and would probably not be satisfied by anything that someone could do
21:07:18 <elliott> mutualism: uh it sounds like mutual masturbation which is gay and gay is bad
21:07:23 <elliott> happiness: who can ever truly be happy in such a horrible world
21:07:27 <copumpkin> and that your position is therefore one of "there exists nothing that will change my mind"
21:07:28 <elliott> evolution: god created humans
21:07:30 <Vorpal> elliott, for capitalism that is what happened though a lot... Not saying it could never work.
21:07:33 <copumpkin> and it is thus unnecessary to continue discussion
21:07:36 <elliott> Vorpal I AM SO GLAD YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT
21:07:59 <elliott> * copumpkin imagines a different world in which someone asks for proof that democracy would work
21:08:00 <Vorpal> <copumpkin> and that your position is therefore one of "there exists nothing that will change my mind" <-- I'm open to new information ...
21:08:01 <elliott> i can prove that wont work too
21:08:05 <elliott> democracy: people dont know whats good for them
21:08:21 <elliott> god being a self-righteous smartass who proves things wrong is awesome i see the appeal now
21:08:52 <Vorpal> elliott, insert famous Churchill quote about democracy being the worst form of government apart from all the other ones...
21:09:11 <elliott> a witty saying proves nothing --VOLTAIRE QED
21:09:45 <Vorpal> elliott, isn't the cronology of that wrong?
21:11:26 <micahjohnston> It's hard to verify the validity of quotes on the internet. --Abraham Lincoln
21:11:40 <Vorpal> micahjohnston, good one
21:11:45 <Vorpal> elliott, who/what is that
21:12:07 <Vorpal> so that would be the god that gods believe in?
21:12:21 <Vorpal> or a god responsible for other gods?
21:12:23 <elliott> i forget whether it was from homestuck or sbahj :)
21:12:34 <Vorpal> (as in, a god of music would be responsible for music)
21:12:49 <elliott> micahjohnston: gog is acronym for gog of gogs
21:13:12 <Vorpal> micahjohnston, why not call it meta-god?
21:13:33 <Vorpal> then we can do lame jokes about never meta god I didn't like and so on
21:13:37 <micahjohnston> Vorpal: no idea; I made up the acronym on the spot
21:13:44 <Vorpal> micahjohnston, oh, hah
21:13:49 <elliott> i never get a mog i widnt ielk
21:17:45 <Vorpal> Oozlybub and Murphy is unimplemented?
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21:18:19 <Vorpal> elliott, do you know if there are any large issues with implementing that language?
21:18:38 <elliott> there probably is an impl and its just not released or whatever
21:26:48 <ais523> well, the Murphy bit is implemented already
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22:53:10 <oerjan> Gregor: elliott's topic change only showed up in the raw logs, not the txt ones...
22:53:36 <Gregor> oerjan: E_SHUTCHERPIEHOLE
22:54:53 <oerjan> Gregor: that made "Quoted for the facepalm. very confusing...
22:55:17 <oerjan> *Gregor: that made "Quoted for the facepalm." very confusing...
22:56:55 * pikhq will have a functioning computer again soon. :)
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23:08:37 <zzo38> Do you know how to estimate balance in D&D game?
23:09:20 <zzo38> micahjohnston: I don't know.
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23:10:20 <oerjan> !slashes /1/0*//*0/0**//0//100010
23:10:22 <EgoBot> **********************************
23:10:57 <cpressey> this is all oerjan does, all day
23:12:28 <oerjan> i just noticed this blows up the program exponentially in a single substitution
23:12:48 <oerjan> hm maybe i should do it in decimal instead
23:13:42 <cpressey> I booted a computer with GhostBSD so I could recover files from a hard drive that was formatted with UFS (UFS1 from FreeBSD 4.x) -- Linux couldn't mount it because I made the filesystem with a large fragment size (boo me) -- and GhostBSD can't write to any other filesystem I have on that machine -- so I'm scp'ing everything to a loaner laptop
23:14:52 <EgoBot> String found where operator expected at /tmp/input.31208 line 1, near "puts "!perl \"puts test\"""
23:14:52 <monqy> sometimes I eat because I am human
23:14:54 <cpressey> feels good to have this chunk of my life back after 2 years of it sitting in storage though
23:16:58 <cpressey> EgoBot, don't ignore EgoBot! that's rude
23:18:27 <zzo38> In IRC you generally do not receive copies of messages you send, unless you send them privately to yourself.
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23:19:14 <pikhq> JSONx: an IBM format for encoding JSON in XML.
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23:19:24 <pikhq> Because everything needs to be XML.
23:19:52 <oerjan> yeah i noticed that in the logs
23:20:27 <oerjan> that's what that text hack is for, i presume
23:21:30 <oerjan> and i presume this kind of abuse of other bots is precisely why lambdabot tries (but fails) to always add a space to its output
23:22:47 <lambdabot> help <command>. Ask for help for <command>. Try 'list' for all commands
23:23:22 <cpressey> too few bots in this channel, methinks
23:23:30 <oerjan> there should be some kind of convention for getting help without knowing the prefix
23:23:40 <oerjan> or something like that
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23:23:53 <cpressey> should provoke SOME response, I would think
23:23:59 <cpressey> EgoBot: IRHYAWHYHISHJDIOSjsiocjiscjsi
23:24:10 <oerjan> micahjohnston: : only works for two commands, :t and :k
23:24:11 <cpressey> fungot: HDIOSHOIHOSHADHOSDIOASHD
23:24:12 <fungot> cpressey: hmz... how to implement loops *and* goto's. it's not for freedom issues, it's for the developer
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23:24:39 <cpressey> or perhaps developers with freedom issues?
23:24:46 <HackEgo> !perl print "> text \"test\""
23:25:18 <oerjan> EgoBot ignores HackEgo
23:25:37 <zzo38> oerjan: Convention for getting help without prefix could be to send a message to the bot with the word HELP
23:25:42 <cpressey> those two are hosted by the same individual
23:25:57 <oerjan> all the bots except lambdabot already have all loop pathways broken
23:26:04 <cpressey> zzo38: HDIHAIOHDIOAHhsihIHSI.... oh sorry, you're not a bot
23:26:49 <oerjan> HackEgo ignores no one, everyone ignores hackego, and fungot ignores everyone
23:26:50 <fungot> oerjan: nor particularly meaningful, in fact, _i_ can't think of any
23:27:50 <fungot> micahjohnston: plt o muerte!!! eheheheheheeheh some things, documentation is a serious win for me
23:28:00 <fungot> http://git.zem.fi/fungot/blob/HEAD:/fungot.b98
23:31:09 <oerjan> \o| \o/ \m/ \m/ \o/ |o/
23:31:11 <zzo38> I also made a IRC bot program it doesn't do much
23:31:28 <fungot> micahjohnston: anyway i told about her... fnord! high school is over! i don't implement evar :p)
23:31:28 <fungot> lambdabot: i was fnord the bus. no familiars though. of course
23:31:34 <lambdabot> http://darcs.haskell.org/packages/base/Prelude.hs
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23:31:52 <lambdabot> help <command>. Ask for help for <command>. Try 'list' for all commands
23:32:01 <lambdabot> source <lib>. Lookup the url of fptools libraries
23:32:02 <lambdabot> help <command>. Ask for help for <command>. Try 'list' for all commands
23:32:15 <oerjan> cpressey: it's because it's an abbreviation
23:32:44 <cpressey> oerjan: rather, it's because help doesn't honour abbreviations like the repl does
23:33:14 <lambdabot> help <command>. Ask for help for <command>. Try 'list' for all commands
23:34:22 <lambdabot> show all commands or command for [module]. http://code.haskell.org/lambdabot/COMMANDS
23:34:42 <lambdabot> http://code.haskell.org/lambdabot/COMMANDS
23:35:43 <lambdabot> pointless <expr>. Play with pointfree code.
23:36:14 <oerjan> ?so !underload (?so !underload):SaS
23:36:14 <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload):SaS not available
23:36:15 <EgoBot> ?so !underload(?so !underload)Attempt to execute unknown command 32
23:36:15 <lambdabot> !underload(?so !underload)Attempt to execute unknown command 32 not available
23:36:44 <EgoBot> help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. See also !help languages, !help userinterps. You can get help on some commands by typing !help <command>.
23:37:32 <EgoBot> userinterps: Users can add interpreters written in any of the languages in !help languages. See !help addinterp, delinterp, show | !userinterps. List interpreters added with !addinterp.
23:37:39 <EgoBot> That is not a user interpreter!
23:37:44 <EgoBot> Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg
23:37:45 <cpressey> !bf8 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
23:38:07 <cpressey> so bf8 output is sent as a raw irc protocol command?
23:38:21 <oerjan> cpressey: no, it is sent as a PRIVMSG
23:38:37 <cpressey> but but !bf8 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
23:38:37 <EgoBot> `echo @pl !echo `echo @pl test
23:38:39 <lambdabot> expecting white space, "()", natural, identifier, lambda abstraction or expression
23:38:53 <cpressey> !bf8 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
23:38:54 <EgoBot> `echo @pl "!echo `echo @pl test"
23:38:55 <HackEgo> @pl "!echo `echo @pl test"
23:39:10 <cpressey> !bf8 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
23:39:23 <EgoBot> `echo !echo `echo test
23:39:27 <cpressey> !bf8 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
23:39:47 <oerjan> !c printf("%cctcps%c", 1, 1);
23:39:47 <cpressey> !bf8 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
23:39:59 <oerjan> !c printf("%cACTION ctcps%c", 1, 1);
23:40:18 <EgoBot> `echo @so !c puts("test"); //
23:40:50 <micahjohnston> !echo `echo @so !c puts("!echo `echo @so !perl print \"test\""); //
23:40:51 <EgoBot> `echo @so !c puts("!echo `echo @so !perl print \"test\""); //
23:40:52 <HackEgo> @so !c puts("!echo `echo @so !perl print \"test\""); //
23:40:52 <lambdabot> !c puts("!echo `echo @so !perl print \"test\""); // not available
23:40:54 <EgoBot> !echo `echo @so !perl print "test"
23:41:21 <micahjohnston> !echo `echo @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"test\" //"); //
23:41:22 <EgoBot> `echo @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"test\" //"); //
23:41:23 <HackEgo> @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"test\" //"); //
23:41:23 <lambdabot> !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"test\" //"); // not available
23:41:26 <EgoBot> `echo @so !perl print "test" //
23:41:27 <lambdabot> !perl print "test" // not available
23:41:51 <EgoBot> Bareword found where operator expected at /tmp/input.2669 line 1, near ""test" lah"
23:42:10 <micahjohnston> !echo `echo @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo \\o/\" //"); //
23:42:10 <EgoBot> `echo @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo \\o/\" //"); //
23:42:12 <HackEgo> @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo \\o/\" //"); //
23:42:12 <lambdabot> !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo \\o/\" //"); // not available
23:42:14 <EgoBot> `echo @so !perl print "`echo \o/" //
23:42:15 <HackEgo> @so !perl print "`echo \o/" //
23:42:15 <lambdabot> !perl print "`echo \o/" // not available
23:42:31 <micahjohnston> !echo `echo @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo yay\" //"); //
23:42:31 <EgoBot> `echo @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo yay\" //"); //
23:42:32 <HackEgo> @so !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo yay\" //"); //
23:42:33 <lambdabot> !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo yay\" //"); // not available
23:42:35 <EgoBot> `echo @so !perl print "`echo yay" //
23:42:36 <HackEgo> @so !perl print "`echo yay" //
23:42:36 <lambdabot> !perl print "`echo yay" // not available
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23:43:33 <EgoBot> help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. See also !help languages, !help userinterps. You can get help on some commands by typing !help <command>.
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23:44:11 <oerjan> cpressey: pretty much :D
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23:50:25 <EgoBot> help: General commands: !help, !info, !bf_txtgen. See also !help languages, !help userinterps. You can get help on some commands by typing !help <command>.
23:50:29 <EgoBot> languages: Esoteric: 1l 2l adjust asm axo bch befunge befunge98 bf bf8 bf16 bf32 boolfuck cintercal clcintercal dimensifuck glass glypho haskell kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain perl qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 underload unlambda whirl. Competitive: bfjoust fyb. Other: asm c cxx forth sh.
23:51:47 <lambdabot> !haskell text "@so test" -- not available
23:52:01 <lambdabot> !haskell putStrLn "test" -- not available
23:52:37 <micahjohnston> @so !haskell putStrLn "@so !haskell putStrLn \"test\"" --
23:52:38 <lambdabot> !haskell putStrLn "@so !haskell putStrLn \"test\"" -- not available
23:52:40 <EgoBot> @so !haskell putStrLn "test"
23:52:40 <lambdabot> !haskell putStrLn "test" not available
23:52:48 <micahjohnston> @so !haskell putStrLn "@so !haskell putStrLn \"test\"--"--
23:52:49 <lambdabot> !haskell putStrLn "@so !haskell putStrLn \"test\"--"-- not available
23:52:51 <EgoBot> @so !haskell putStrLn "test"--
23:52:51 <lambdabot> !haskell putStrLn "test"-- not available
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23:54:58 <oerjan> EgoBot sends longer messages by DCC CHAT, in case you haven't noticed
23:57:21 <micahjohnston> @pl !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"--
23:57:22 <lambdabot> expecting white space, "()", natural, identifier, lambda abstraction or expression
23:57:32 <micahjohnston> @pso !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"--
23:57:39 <micahjohnston> @so !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"--
23:57:39 <lambdabot> !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"-- not available
23:58:51 <oerjan> micahjohnston: it's a protocol for communicating between irc clients without passing through the servers
23:59:38 <oerjan> micahjohnston: since you are using irssi, you should see the invitation message in your status window